Speaker 1: Start Up, dot Up, Start Up, Brooklyn Boy, start Up,
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Speaker 1: Episode two seventeen. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. That's all.
Speaker 1: Ship body. My pool is open and the heat is
Speaker 1: all yeah, yeah, yeah. I just checked it. It's a
Speaker 1: seventy eight degrees. I've been vacuuming it and and I'll
Speaker 1: just signing it for a few days because when we
Speaker 1: opened the pool it was black and full of black algae,
Speaker 1: and now it is crystal clear and seventy eight degrees.
Speaker 1: And let me say something. It's been four years we've
Speaker 1: been doing this podcast. Four years since we started this,
Speaker 1: and four years since I've been asking to be a
Speaker 1: guest in your pool. You refused to have me in
Speaker 1: your pool. I'll tell you what. I'll call it truce here,
Speaker 1: David Brody, it's gonna been involved steak. Absolutely it will.
Speaker 1: Because it's been ten years since I've been waiting for
Speaker 1: my steak dinner. How about I go after the and
Speaker 1: make the third attempt to buy you a steak dinner.
Speaker 1: That means you're getting three free steak dinners off of me,
Speaker 1: because the other two counted. The first time there was
Speaker 1: no second time. The second time we we talked about
Speaker 1: this wedding when you and Greg t treat the entire table.
Speaker 1: That's not buying me a steak dinner and I didn't
Speaker 1: have steak. We covered that. The first one was the
Speaker 1: one that counted me. Here's truce, here's the truce. It's
Speaker 1: not a true I'll tell you, yeah, we'll go out
Speaker 1: for a steak dinner or steak launch or whatever you
Speaker 1: want to do at that place you go with the
Speaker 1: knives in wherever you want to go, and then I
Speaker 1: get to hang out in your pool all summer. No,
Speaker 1: that's not a fair deal. I'll tell you why, because
Speaker 1: even as not even you owe me a dinner plus
Speaker 1: and his interest regardless of whether ever you get in
Speaker 1: my pool. People, i'll let you in my pool. You
Speaker 1: on me a second dinner. People stop me all the
Speaker 1: time and they're like, what is with David Brodie? Why
Speaker 1: would why would he let you in his pool? What
Speaker 1: kind of what kind of I think you guys are friends.
Speaker 1: Friends don't do that to each other where you disinvite
Speaker 1: people to Okay, you know I don't have a pool.
Speaker 1: You know, you know I have nothing but a sauna upstairs.
Speaker 1: I got nothing a thing I have. I don't have
Speaker 1: a pool. It's going to just you just came up
Speaker 1: sounding like Tom Selleck. Hey, this is Scary Jones. People
Speaker 1: stop me all the time and ask me about reverse mortgages.
Speaker 1: You're so full of crap. Nobody stops you all the
Speaker 1: time and says, how come Brod is lay in his pool.
Speaker 1: It's Wednesday, May eighteen, and the weather is finally taking
Speaker 1: a turn this week, and we're gonna hit nine two
Speaker 1: degrees on Saturday's delightful Saturday and Sunday will be nineties.
Speaker 1: I thought of scary in my pool is frightful. I'll
Speaker 1: say this, I'm not even gonna be here this weekend place.
Speaker 1: He's never gonna go. You know what, feel freak, Just
Speaker 1: keep making five ago now slices, let's this. Let's note
Speaker 1: the fact that David Brody, still after all these years,
Speaker 1: refuses to have me in his pool. Okay, slices. What
Speaker 1: kinds of friends? I thought that's what friends are for,
Speaker 1: to be able to scary swimming pool update? Maybe this
Speaker 1: maybe this is the year, this is the summer. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I will say that I I almost ran over some
Speaker 1: brand new ducklings today springing with a spring with on
Speaker 1: your on your table part of the appetizers you ordered.
Speaker 1: It's every year at this time in my neighborhood. I
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on, David. But did I call you? David? Yes,
Speaker 1: you did, Anthony, I'm driving, was driving. I was driving
Speaker 1: to what someone is getting ready to leave a voicemail
Speaker 1: and says, mind blowing your names and David and Anthony?
Speaker 1: Who know everyone? Anthony and David, David and Anthony. So
Speaker 1: you know I was driving restaurant. That's a restaurant, you right, David,
Speaker 1: Anthony's Anthony, David's David, Anthony's, Anthon's Anthony, David's in Hoboken.
Speaker 1: I s read a guy and it's got our two names. So,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I just realized that. So I'm driving.
Speaker 1: I just realized that I made the connection. Anyway, So
Speaker 1: I'm driving in my own neighborhood here, and every spring
Speaker 1: it's the same thing. There's there's ducks or geese whatever
Speaker 1: those gray geese are with the black necks and the
Speaker 1: black faces there. They're not not because they're gray and black, scary,
Speaker 1: that's whatever they are. Geese, mother goose and the and
Speaker 1: the father goose and the shoe. Listen to what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: The eggs hatch and they raised their young in the
Speaker 1: middle of in the median, in the grassy median, in
Speaker 1: the middle of the avenue. I don't understand why, but
Speaker 1: I'm not even talking about one family. The view is good.
Speaker 1: Five or six families, five or six families like are
Speaker 1: literally on the street. I'm there's gotta be a better
Speaker 1: place to do this, people, But these homeless shelter for them.
Speaker 1: Where you want to put them, that's grassy parks them where,
Speaker 1: but not in a grassy knoll in the middle of
Speaker 1: against shot like Kennedy. It's literally two lanes going in
Speaker 1: one direction, two lanes in the other, and this grass
Speaker 1: in the middle, and this is where they hatch their
Speaker 1: eggs and they learn how to walk. So these geese
Speaker 1: are constantly crossing the street. I fear for their lives,
Speaker 1: their little baby ducklings, and they're they're tiny, they're like
Speaker 1: little ones that the ones that that that that that
Speaker 1: dawn dish the turgent washes, you know, and they clean
Speaker 1: the ducklings, you know, And they say that they've saved
Speaker 1: over all the ducks from the grease spills and the
Speaker 1: oil spills and the commercials. Those little duck the ones
Speaker 1: that you that you order at all your fancy restaurants. No,
Speaker 1: these are the tiny ducklings. I'll have the suckling duckling plays. No,
Speaker 1: these are the ones that are crossing the road. You've
Speaker 1: never had a duckling a suckling duckling. No, I've had
Speaker 1: a peaking, peeking duck Yeah, he never had like haissan,
Speaker 1: I've never tried to suckling my own duckling. No, little
Speaker 1: tweety bird. But that's what they are, the little tweety
Speaker 1: bird style. But the thing is they hold up traffic
Speaker 1: here for miles because because my favorite song by Blue Cantrail,
Speaker 1: by the way, which one tweet bird style. Tweet bird style. No,
Speaker 1: but think about this. I'm sure that listen, people like
Speaker 1: this is nothing new. I live near farm, I live
Speaker 1: in a country road. I live. You don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: I'm talking in the in the voice of the slices.
Speaker 1: They're like, you're kidding me. We see this crap all
Speaker 1: the time with turkeys and ship I'm telling you that
Speaker 1: every May the ducklings are born in my neighborhood and
Speaker 1: they literally have to cross the street, and they they
Speaker 1: move at their own pace. Dude, they don't even want
Speaker 1: to be bothered. And sometimes the ducks just sit there
Speaker 1: and they're walking parallel to the street. They're not even
Speaker 1: walking perpendicular, so's they'd be dead they hit by a
Speaker 1: car if they work perpendicular. No. No, I'm saying, parallel
Speaker 1: in the street, in the lane with the cars, so
Speaker 1: the cars can't get around them. We can't get around them.
Speaker 1: I'm not complaining, and I'm just saying, can you get
Speaker 1: a video of you feeding duck sauce to the ducks?
Speaker 1: My girlfriend took the My girlfriend took a video of
Speaker 1: the ducks. They were on the sidewalk the other day.
Speaker 1: She was on her way to catch a train from
Speaker 1: my house. Anyway, the point is, it's summer. It's spring
Speaker 1: in the city in this area, and and spring is
Speaker 1: sprung and things are in bloom, and you can't drive
Speaker 1: from around my area or you certainly kick a whipping
Speaker 1: around the corners at because you will. You will squash
Speaker 1: these poor little baby ducks like or squash or squab
Speaker 1: What did you say? Squash, squabs squab. We don't want
Speaker 1: to squash squabs. Anyway, speaking speaking of the weather changing
Speaker 1: here in New York, and it's been beautiful for those
Speaker 1: of you live in areas where it's always hot and sunny, uh,
Speaker 1: it's it's not like that in New York. So now
Speaker 1: it's hot and sunny. And I had lunch for the
Speaker 1: first time in Manhattan in years. Like just I went
Speaker 1: into the city yesterday. I had lunch with a couple
Speaker 1: of friends and it was good. It was good. Um,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you about the meal, but I wanted to
Speaker 1: tell you about my walk from the train station to
Speaker 1: the restaurant. And I get out at seventy two and
Speaker 1: Columbus right seventy sewod and yeah, and I walk I
Speaker 1: don't know about fifty ft. I'm in the park. The
Speaker 1: station opens up in the little park and it's all
Speaker 1: people sitting and eat lunch and hanging out. It was
Speaker 1: just awesome to see everybody's just hanging out and like
Speaker 1: being summary. And you know, all the guys were in
Speaker 1: short sleeve shirts and the girls were in sun dresses
Speaker 1: and it was just like yoga pants. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I love yoga pants. I'm a sundress kind of guy.
Speaker 1: If I have to, if if I'm being like I'm
Speaker 1: if I'm commenting on the appearance of women. I'm not
Speaker 1: a yoga pants guy. I'm a sun dressed guy. You
Speaker 1: have a sundressed guy like I like the sun dress
Speaker 1: yoga pants just like you have to you have to
Speaker 1: qualify yoga pants. You have to qualify because not everybody
Speaker 1: should be wearing yoga pants. Okay, it's sundressed. You don't
Speaker 1: know what the hell is going on into there. So
Speaker 1: it's like you're but you know, they look like their
Speaker 1: long hair and they're sleeps. Summary appreciate a good sundress,
Speaker 1: and not in a sexual way. It's just like it's
Speaker 1: very summary. It's very like, you know, like running through
Speaker 1: the fields on a thing. Like it's just very summer. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I stopped at the light and across the street
Speaker 1: and I get to the other side right as the
Speaker 1: light changed across the street and then zipping by me
Speaker 1: up the block, well coming towards me rather and then
Speaker 1: zipping by me is Mikey Day from SNL on like
Speaker 1: a razor scooter with a motor. How cool I did.
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, Mikey, but I hed he pods
Speaker 1: in and he was like humming, so he couldn't hear anybody.
Speaker 1: But that's New York. Nobody like nobody noticed him. Nobody
Speaker 1: like jumped in front of him and tripped him to
Speaker 1: get you know, I said hi because I like him,
Speaker 1: and I wasn't gonna stop him. Was like, hey, Mike day,
Speaker 1: I saw Boomer science in today. If you don't hope
Speaker 1: Boomer Sciensen is not only is he uh legendary New
Speaker 1: York jet, a legendary New York jet, but also a
Speaker 1: top quarterback. Went to the Super Bowl in the early
Speaker 1: nineties with the Bengals. And he parks his his truck
Speaker 1: in the same place we park our car for work
Speaker 1: because his radio station he I think he lives in
Speaker 1: that building or and his radio station is not far
Speaker 1: away where he works at w f a M, which
Speaker 1: is the sports station in New York. And I've seen
Speaker 1: I've met him a bunch of times. I played celebrity
Speaker 1: softball with him. He rarely remembers but and it's like
Speaker 1: I see him all the time and I go, hey,
Speaker 1: good morning, and he looks at me like, hey man,
Speaker 1: that's going I go ahead, work for Elvis, all right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I say I know us to me, well, you know,
Speaker 1: at the bottom of the ramp and we come in
Speaker 1: in the morning. His giant asked like, what is it,
Speaker 1: like a cobra or something. What kind of truck is that?
Speaker 1: I forget what kind of truck. It is a giant,
Speaker 1: giant truck, and it's a it's a I think it's
Speaker 1: a forward. It's don't tweet me, it's it's his ford
Speaker 1: on the grill and you can just squeeze in between
Speaker 1: the front of his truck and the pole when you
Speaker 1: have to turn left to get into the garage. Well,
Speaker 1: this morning I pull in and there's a beautiful black
Speaker 1: land Rover range Rover, one of them, I think it
Speaker 1: was a range Rover, just tinted out windows and awesome
Speaker 1: looking wheels, the kind of car. You're like, jeez, I
Speaker 1: wonder what that guy does for a living. And he's
Speaker 1: in Boomers spot. So when I'm leaving today, Dare's Boomer,
Speaker 1: I go, hey, Boomer, what's up? Hey man? And I said, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm Brody from the Other Strains show. Oh yeah, bro
Speaker 1: I was going on in until I was I said Hi,
Speaker 1: the usual conversation, and I said, oh, did you sell
Speaker 1: the truck? No, no, no, I switched it out. I'm
Speaker 1: driving this for a little while. So look, obviously the
Speaker 1: guy makes millions of dollars. I'm not counting his money.
Speaker 1: But he's got an assortment already. She does. And I
Speaker 1: couldn't tell if it was a sales deal or not,
Speaker 1: like if if like he's doing it like for a
Speaker 1: client that he's boomer. Yeah, but you know who Elvis
Speaker 1: has done that. He drove a car once for a
Speaker 1: client that's between radio and pro football. And you think
Speaker 1: they gave him the call. You think they gave him
Speaker 1: the call whatever, dude, I think he just affords it outright,
Speaker 1: he just buys it cash. Come on now, any level.
Speaker 1: But I got one more, two more celebrities and have
Speaker 1: a couple of celebrities speaking of Yes, so we're the
Speaker 1: three of us are out this. I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: later about the lunch because it was there was some
Speaker 1: problem and they weren't for me. I didn't have the
Speaker 1: problems necessarily. So the three of us are reading out
Speaker 1: like in um those temporary outdoor state things they built
Speaker 1: outside restaurants for the pandemic food sheds. Right, so it's
Speaker 1: a three sided thing, and that you have the tables
Speaker 1: it's a beautiful weather, and people will people watching. Maybe
Speaker 1: he's walking by our tables on the sidewalk. You know,
Speaker 1: we're on the upper West side. And next in this
Speaker 1: Italian restaurant we were eating at is a is a
Speaker 1: tanning salon, but you know it's a fufu tanning salons
Speaker 1: side and it's in the ground floor of a townhouse.
Speaker 1: You already know that he's gonna be celebrities walking in
Speaker 1: and out of there. So older guy comes out. He's
Speaker 1: wearing Hawaiian shorts and he does that older guy thing
Speaker 1: where you like put your hands on your hips and
Speaker 1: you stretch backwards right, and I'm looking at him, I said,
Speaker 1: And I'm with Tom Kelly. You know Tom Kelly, he's
Speaker 1: a comedian, And yes, I did his podcast, of course, yes, yes, continue, yes,
Speaker 1: And he lives not far from this restaurant. So I go,
Speaker 1: is that the great actor John Lithgow And he says, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: he lives in the area. A lot of celebrities, something
Speaker 1: like it's John lithco. But I didn't want to bomb him.
Speaker 1: He just came out of the tanning salon and he
Speaker 1: was pasty white. So clearly he needs to go to
Speaker 1: the Tanning Salon. But that was my book, but he
Speaker 1: has he has my best celebrity sighting from yesterday. By
Speaker 1: the way, Uh, none of these are gonna live up
Speaker 1: to my celebrity sightings. I don't need to play top
Speaker 1: that with you. No, you don't like doing that. But
Speaker 1: but again, who was your last one? Well? Mine is
Speaker 1: not a top that. It's how oh my god, can
Speaker 1: you believe that it would it would have been a
Speaker 1: top that. So I'm walking down the street. It's about
Speaker 1: two block walk from where I parked to the train
Speaker 1: station I need to go uptown in New York, and
Speaker 1: I'm walking behind a blonde guy, short, blonde buzz cut.
Speaker 1: I would say, he's like fifty sixty years old and
Speaker 1: a little a little bit overweight. Nunds just like sees
Speaker 1: this nice size guy. Then the guy he's with is thin,
Speaker 1: with a pointy nose and round John Lennon style glasses
Speaker 1: if you know what that means, and is long blackish
Speaker 1: gray hairs in a ponytail. I have now perfectly described
Speaker 1: to you Getty Lee, the lead singer and bass player,
Speaker 1: and Alex Lifeson, the guitar player from Rush Rush from
Speaker 1: the band Rush. So for a secondgo oh my god.
Speaker 1: So I take a picture and I I go downstad
Speaker 1: they get on the train. They're going the same steps downstairs.
Speaker 1: At this point I realized it's not them. I realize
Speaker 1: it's not them, but two guys hanging out who look
Speaker 1: they both look the guys in Rush. So I take
Speaker 1: a good picture of the side of their faces on
Speaker 1: the subway platforms down and I nope. I posted on Instagram.
Speaker 1: I posted on Facebook and Instagram and I go, hey,
Speaker 1: I bumped into Getty Lee and Alex Lifeson and I
Speaker 1: tag Rush. You know, I'm like the Rushed the band
Speaker 1: at Rush the band people commented on my Facebook page.
Speaker 1: On Instagram, not one person called me out. I even
Speaker 1: put like a wacky emoji like that looking face it
Speaker 1: looked them, but obviously wasn't do so so, but I
Speaker 1: was like, wow, cool, they're making puns like that, like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, Rush, I guess it was rush hour
Speaker 1: on the subway. And then he's like song lyric puns
Speaker 1: And I'm thinking, well, do I but inescap Here's my question.
Speaker 1: Do I tell them like ha ha, you fell for
Speaker 1: it to leave it for like a year, nah, you
Speaker 1: know what? I would leave it for a year because
Speaker 1: Brody coming up in this podcast. I left something for
Speaker 1: a year and somebody called it out on an email
Speaker 1: just and I'm going to reveal it to you. Uh,
Speaker 1: I would leave it celebrity though for now I want
Speaker 1: your celebrity. Well okay, so um okay. So, so first
Speaker 1: of all, there's been a lot of people in Jersey City. Um,
Speaker 1: Brian Cranston, Brody Hello, and and Aaron Paul Yeah, from
Speaker 1: Breaking Breaking Bad. They were behind the bar at a
Speaker 1: bar that is about eight blocks from my house, four
Speaker 1: blocks from Gandhi and a bar that I frequent often.
Speaker 1: They were serving. If you go to a Hoboken Girl,
Speaker 1: New Jersey or something on Instagram, you can see all
Speaker 1: the footage. She's awesome, she captured it. These two show
Speaker 1: up at the bar and I don't know if they
Speaker 1: know the owners of the bar and what the funk.
Speaker 1: I don't know what was going on that promoting their tequila?
Speaker 1: They yes, But why that bar in Jersey City. Well,
Speaker 1: they had just been in Glenn Rock because Jamie my
Speaker 1: Coast from Walkers and Talkers went to Glenn Rock to
Speaker 1: a liquor store to try and meet them, and mcnell
Speaker 1: met them took pictures with them. Talk to them, Well,
Speaker 1: they're doing a whole Jersey thing. Yes, tell you what.
Speaker 1: They went behind the bar and they were literally serving
Speaker 1: their tequila and people were going nuts, and it was
Speaker 1: it is a big bar. It's crowded on a Sunday.
Speaker 1: I thought it looked like it was. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: it was on Sunday or Monday anyway. So that was
Speaker 1: one thing that happened. Now they're also filming a movie
Speaker 1: in Hoboken. Um. Again, I don't want to get granular
Speaker 1: with it, but it's it's in the middle of Hoboken.
Speaker 1: So I was driving by ducks. Are the ducks in
Speaker 1: the movie? No? No, No, driving through in uper and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, all the cameras are there.
Speaker 1: The guy was in the seat, you know, the seat
Speaker 1: that moves with the crane on it with the light. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the boom seat. I'm like, who is that? I'm like,
Speaker 1: looks familiar. I didn't find out till after I got
Speaker 1: to the bar because my friends and he saw this
Speaker 1: famous woman, yes, filming the scenes that tops John Lithgow,
Speaker 1: absolutely mikey Day from and you didn't recognize her. I
Speaker 1: didn't recognize her, but she was filming a fuse, filming
Speaker 1: a movie because she must have been a character. I
Speaker 1: don't she had makeup, she had a wig, whatever the case.
Speaker 1: I get to the bar and I sit to my
Speaker 1: Hoboken cop friends. I'm like, yo, you guys got streets
Speaker 1: blocked off down there? Who was filming? They're like, oh,
Speaker 1: Uma Thurman has been there all week. Thurman. But it
Speaker 1: gets better, But I didn't see him. He's also in
Speaker 1: the film, and he's also been filming with Uma Thurman. Dude,
Speaker 1: Sammuel Jackson, whoa, whoa, that's now it's almost it's almost
Speaker 1: like it's almost like a pulp fiction renaissance here, Like, dude,
Speaker 1: pulp find out what films Samuel Jackson and Uma Thurman
Speaker 1: and filming as we speak in Hoboken. Apparently almost been
Speaker 1: in the neighborhood. There's been SUVs everywhere, extra secure, any
Speaker 1: detail and Sammuewel Jackson. Now, I didn't see Samuel Jackson.
Speaker 1: I saw him with Thurman. I didn't know it was
Speaker 1: her until I got to the bar. Anyway, how fucking
Speaker 1: cool is that? Well, I'm very cool the people in
Speaker 1: your neighborhood. So I am, I am going to I'm
Speaker 1: gonna look up the movie in a second because I
Speaker 1: want to get that film. Looking at Uma Thurman. She
Speaker 1: won a Golden Globe Award and a screen Uh No,
Speaker 1: she won a Golden Band Faces. Dude, I'm she won
Speaker 1: an Empire Award, an MTV Movie Award in two thousan four,
Speaker 1: a Saturn Award, a Broadway Dot Com Audience Award whatever
Speaker 1: that is, and some other thing. So how biggest award
Speaker 1: was one Golden Globe? Okay, so now hold on, let's
Speaker 1: look up John Lithgo, who I believe also trying to compare. Now.
Speaker 1: I think he may have won a Tony Oh. Let's
Speaker 1: sucks that he wasn't face to face with Samuel Jackson
Speaker 1: or Brian Cranston or Aaron Paul then I would have
Speaker 1: fucking beat you there. But I still think a bigger
Speaker 1: celebrity than mikey Day and Boomer Siason and John Let's
Speaker 1: go best Supporting Actor. You're talking about a film person
Speaker 1: versus a TV guy. No, Uma Thurman and John Lico
Speaker 1: is a movie guy. He's a TV guy. First. No,
Speaker 1: he's not Third Rock from the Sun. He was nominated
Speaker 1: for the World according to GARP in terms of endearment.
Speaker 1: Those were his first projects. Uh. He won Best Featured
Speaker 1: Actor in a Play is more Relevant Today? Hold On,
Speaker 1: the absolutely not. John Lithgow was on Dexter hold On,
Speaker 1: He Want to Tell You One a Tony. He won
Speaker 1: two Tonies, one for a musical and one for Best Actor.
Speaker 1: Let's see what else. He won Outstanding Guest Actor in
Speaker 1: a Drama Series. He won an Emmy. He won one
Speaker 1: two three, four or five six two five, hold On,
Speaker 1: hold On Now hold nominated for four Grammys. He won
Speaker 1: a Theater Desco. But he doesn't have a hold On.
Speaker 1: He doesn't have a song named after him by Fallout Boy.
Speaker 1: Is there a song called John Lisko hold On? But
Speaker 1: how icon of you have? Great Globe Awards, Care Three,
Speaker 1: Screen Actors Guild Awards, Critics Choice Award, New York Film
Speaker 1: Critic Award, Los Angeles Film Critic Awards. I'm just saying
Speaker 1: this status of having a song. The title of your
Speaker 1: song is called Uma Thurman by a popular band Fallout Boy,
Speaker 1: named Uma Thurman and sing about Uma Thurman this song.
Speaker 1: I think that's a Mike drop hold hold On. John
Speaker 1: Lithgo is also an author of many books, and he
Speaker 1: has a song wait a minute, is a song and
Speaker 1: pitch perfect three? Dude, let me pull that up. We're
Speaker 1: talking you you you talked about the Marvel movies that
Speaker 1: she's been in. Hold on, hold on, and dude, pulp
Speaker 1: fucking fiction. End of story. I win pulp fiction with
Speaker 1: Cenral Jackson, Johnson start a third rock from the Sung Dyn.
Speaker 1: I say we take to sit a big show tomorrow.
Speaker 1: John Lithgow is one of the greatest actors of a generation.
Speaker 1: Ulma Thurman is like, Uma, I think we should bring
Speaker 1: us to the big show anyway. We should. Hey, are
Speaker 1: you playing corn hole tomorrow? I'm not talking about the
Speaker 1: one in your bedroom, the version that you play there. Okay,
Speaker 1: So what Scary is talking about is our whole company,
Speaker 1: all of New York. I Heart Media is playing at
Speaker 1: a a big corn hole cornation mornament very a peculiar
Speaker 1: thing to usually people. You know, they have team building
Speaker 1: events based around softball. You get a lot of events together,
Speaker 1: you know, based on you know, right field day things,
Speaker 1: but cornhole, ping pongk tournaments, tennis, but corn hole interesting.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna have a round robin of corn hole,
Speaker 1: a corn hole to tournament. And I know how to play.
Speaker 1: But is that a sport A and B Does it
Speaker 1: take any kind of skill? Yes, it takes skill, but
Speaker 1: it's the kind of thing that like anyone. It's a
Speaker 1: lazy could play like you. If you could swing your
Speaker 1: arm in the same motion every time, at the same
Speaker 1: speed and have the same release point of these bean bags,
Speaker 1: then you're gonna be somewhat successful at cornhole. And if
Speaker 1: you don't know what cornhole is, it's the bean bag
Speaker 1: game where you have to fling ball, you know, bean
Speaker 1: bags into a hole on the other side. Believe me,
Speaker 1: I didn't know what cornhole was until I was in
Speaker 1: my twenties. Again, you're talking about a Brooklyn kid here.
Speaker 1: I didn't know it. Does your girlfriend Robin do a
Speaker 1: corn Hoole's? Uh? Are we being funny or are we
Speaker 1: being serious? And I'm just gonna question you're talking she knows.
Speaker 1: I don't think she knows what cornhole the game is?
Speaker 1: All right, Well, anyway are you playing? Did you get
Speaker 1: a team together? You signed? Okay, so I didn't sign
Speaker 1: up because I'm like corn hole. And then after I
Speaker 1: didn't sign up, I realized my date, my availability changed
Speaker 1: it I'm now available, and then I hear everybody's going,
Speaker 1: and then you said to me on Monday due the
Speaker 1: whole company's going. We're going. But the thing is, there's
Speaker 1: also gonna be a free taco truck there, and I'm
Speaker 1: going for the food. I don't know about you, taco
Speaker 1: and cornhole? What kind of event is this? So you're
Speaker 1: gonna meet in taco but not playing corn hole? I
Speaker 1: got you see what kind of pressing you are. But
Speaker 1: what I'm saying is I didn't bother signing up for
Speaker 1: a team. I'm there to drink, I'm there to eat.
Speaker 1: I'm there to like hang around and but but did
Speaker 1: you or anyone you know sign up for an actual team.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't talk to a lot of
Speaker 1: people outside the morning show. There's maybe five people that
Speaker 1: I talked to now normally because no one's in the
Speaker 1: building when we're there, and none of them have said
Speaker 1: their corn holing trying. Uh, Trevor's not corn holing, Jim's
Speaker 1: not corn holing. Gonna show up though, Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: they're going. Yeah, I know, I know Trevor's going. I'm
Speaker 1: standing around drinking, eating, well, drinking and eat, and that's fine.
Speaker 1: That's fine by me. Um. But I I emailed back
Speaker 1: and I said, hey, I want to be there, and
Speaker 1: they said, well, all the teams are set, but you
Speaker 1: can go as a free agent. If anybody cancels or
Speaker 1: gets injured, you can step in. I'm like, injured, who's
Speaker 1: getting injured? Corn holing? I mean, you know, come on,
Speaker 1: it does hurt the first couple of times, but after
Speaker 1: a while, Well, Brody, you know you may have a
Speaker 1: sore risk from tonight, you know, so you may you
Speaker 1: may not. You know, I could see how the people
Speaker 1: could be injured and from swimming in my pool. You
Speaker 1: think I might hurt my wrist exactly doing freestyle? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm say, Like, I think some people
Speaker 1: have you know, maybe their risk is out of practice. Maybe.
Speaker 1: By the way, is this wrong? How do I do
Speaker 1: this without offending anybody? I need your opinion. You don't
Speaker 1: own a home, but I need your opinion anyway. And
Speaker 1: and guys please tweet us and let us let us know,
Speaker 1: or or leave a voicemail at UH two seventy seven
Speaker 1: or talk back. UM, so I have ah, so you
Speaker 1: know I have a pool. And by the way, yep, yep.
Speaker 1: So the long side of it's a long rectangular pool.
Speaker 1: The longside faces of my house and the back in
Speaker 1: my backyard. The short sides face my two neighbors. The
Speaker 1: neighbor on the right is rarely in the backyard, but
Speaker 1: they have a dog now, so the dog's always back there.
Speaker 1: And I think I told you. They put up like
Speaker 1: a green covering on the fence that didn't cover the
Speaker 1: whole fence, and the dog just goes to where the
Speaker 1: covering ended, right, So now he barks at me all
Speaker 1: the time. I mentioned it last summer. So they covered
Speaker 1: three quarters of the fence on that faces my property,
Speaker 1: but not the the last six ft where the dog
Speaker 1: just stands and boks at me. So the cover is
Speaker 1: really not that helpful except they can't see me in
Speaker 1: the pool. We've talked about this. Right on the other
Speaker 1: side of my property, I had a family that lived there,
Speaker 1: I don't know, ten twelve years. They had like kids,
Speaker 1: and their property their house is next to mine in
Speaker 1: terms of like where it's located on the property, and
Speaker 1: their backyard is all grass because they don't have a pool,
Speaker 1: and it's it's a large back you're right, relative, it's
Speaker 1: not it's big enough. Keeping about your property in your
Speaker 1: pool and I'm not it's not that big. It's not
Speaker 1: that big, but but but yeah, I'm not gonna swimming it.
Speaker 1: So my my last neighbors would uh, they play on
Speaker 1: the deck. They play right by the deck. They were
Speaker 1: never like adjacent to the side of my pool. Now
Speaker 1: between our properties, I have a row of trees, but
Speaker 1: the bottom of the trees died a couple of years ago,
Speaker 1: so it's like twigs sticking out, so there's not a
Speaker 1: lot of coverage blocking my view of them in their
Speaker 1: view of me, but they're never in the backyards. I
Speaker 1: didn't care well. Last mid September, I got new neighbors,
Speaker 1: very nice new neighbors with two little kids. And you know,
Speaker 1: they were new and they and they were they were
Speaker 1: you know, fixing the inside of the house. They were
Speaker 1: living there part time while they were redoing the kitchen.
Speaker 1: And I've gotten to be friendly with the husband and
Speaker 1: a good guy Jets fan. Well, the weather is nice
Speaker 1: and now the kids are in the backyard next to
Speaker 1: the pool area every day and they've already had two
Speaker 1: giant cookouts on the weekends with like thirty people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in the backyard and adjacent to my pool on the
Speaker 1: other side of the twiggy trees. They've got like Adirondack chairs,
Speaker 1: So that's where people are going to. They have a
Speaker 1: fire pit now all the way in the back of
Speaker 1: their property, not by the deck, all the way in
Speaker 1: the back by itself, by the by. Is it rude
Speaker 1: to put up a green covering over the short side
Speaker 1: of my pool fence so that we don't see each
Speaker 1: other when I'm in the pool. I would like some
Speaker 1: pool privacy. I don't think that's not I don't think
Speaker 1: that's no. You could do what you want on your
Speaker 1: own property. So because I was cleaning the pool two
Speaker 1: days ago and during the barbecue, well what's today, whatever
Speaker 1: day it was, I was out there on Sunday. So
Speaker 1: the kids get they're like seven, they make you okay,
Speaker 1: so they make use of the part of the property.
Speaker 1: The four they walked over to my part of the property,
Speaker 1: went through the dead the dying trees at the bottom,
Speaker 1: and we're like staring at like holding onto my fence
Speaker 1: going there. They're waiting for an invite, Like me, I
Speaker 1: don't play that well. I I talked to them. They're
Speaker 1: adorable kids and got no problem. But yeah, look old man,
Speaker 1: old man, over there in his pool, and we don't
Speaker 1: have a fucking pool. Maybe maybe if we stare at
Speaker 1: him long, longingly, maybe he'll feel bad for us and
Speaker 1: invite us. No, he won't. He won't invite his best friend. Scary.
Speaker 1: Just well, I'm not gonna invite seven year old kids
Speaker 1: and my neighbor's kids to come swim in the pool
Speaker 1: without their parents. Maybe when you're not you can give
Speaker 1: them your pool, saying hey, look, you know what, me
Speaker 1: and my wife were going out of town for a
Speaker 1: couple of days. Whoa whoa wall my wife and I.
Speaker 1: My wife and I going out of town for a
Speaker 1: couple of days. You guys want to swim in our pool? Yeah,
Speaker 1: nobody does that. You don't listen. If you live in
Speaker 1: small town America and you do that, that's great. You
Speaker 1: don't lend pools out while you're gone. No, that's like saying, hey,
Speaker 1: i'll be gone for a while, drive my car. I'm
Speaker 1: not one of those people, but the car is something
Speaker 1: that you get into an accident with. This is your
Speaker 1: pool unless you drown. Okay, Scary, What could possibly happen
Speaker 1: with seven and six year old kids in my pool?
Speaker 1: Go from worse to worse go from a best case
Speaker 1: scenario to worst best case. I'm not going to answer
Speaker 1: the question, but I p in my pool. Yeah, worst case,
Speaker 1: God forbid, something happened, they fall, bang their head, paralyzed, cripple,
Speaker 1: and then you dive in. You serve them with some
Speaker 1: contract or something you have, have them signed waivers and
Speaker 1: know that you can't it's not a thing. You can't
Speaker 1: do that. That's all right, So you don't do that,
Speaker 1: all right, Okay, alright, I just whatever. But the thing
Speaker 1: is you you know it would believe that's a that's
Speaker 1: a non enforceable exculptor if you if you're handscaping. My opinion,
Speaker 1: and my humble opinion is I don't think that you
Speaker 1: have an issue you there's not there's anything wrong with
Speaker 1: you putting Okay, but my but my prior neighbors, I
Speaker 1: didn't put up a fence, and now all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: I'm covering up my fence. It's gonna look awkward. I
Speaker 1: don't well, I don't know the problem. Well, sorry, these
Speaker 1: neighbors behave differently than the last ones. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: that's what you get. And it's the luck of the draw.
Speaker 1: What can I say, they're different people. They are in
Speaker 1: that side of the that area of your of the property,
Speaker 1: they can see over. Yeah, I don't know. I I say,
Speaker 1: just if he bothers you that much, puts covering over.
Speaker 1: But as I'm as, I'm I have to. But I
Speaker 1: hears what I'm doing, I'm gonna cover one. Then at home,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it like at noon when I come home,
Speaker 1: so it just appears there. No, don't do it in
Speaker 1: front of them. No, I can't do it like the
Speaker 1: kids in the back yard. I'm like, no, this it's
Speaker 1: a protective coating. That's all all right. Okay, we gotta
Speaker 1: take a quick break. Hit the button the Boys podcast
Speaker 1: question for you, Yes you have. You have a good
Speaker 1: question ahead. So last night, uh, a couple of my friends,
Speaker 1: well a lot of my friends and I not all
Speaker 1: of them, not David Brodie. We went out to went
Speaker 1: out to a great dinner. This place actually awesome restaurant.
Speaker 1: Ill Molino, no relation to the chain that's in America
Speaker 1: and the New York, New York one and all that.
Speaker 1: How do you get away with that? Apparently this one
Speaker 1: was here first, and the ill Melino that was born
Speaker 1: in New York city had to ask this one for permission.
Speaker 1: That's the way the story goes, allegedly. Anyway, so we
Speaker 1: were there. It was in Dumont, New Jersey. Wonderful restaurant.
Speaker 1: They did table side mutzadel broad you know, like they
Speaker 1: made the muzadel in the water, the warm water and
Speaker 1: everything with the with the stick and everything, and they
Speaker 1: were literally molding the muzadel right there in front of you.
Speaker 1: Was I've never seen I've seen fresh made table side. Guawk,
Speaker 1: We've seen fresh made table side a lot of things,
Speaker 1: never mutzadel. But anyway, do you know what il molino
Speaker 1: translates to in English? The mill? Yeah? Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: gonna say the molino, but you ruined it the melino.
Speaker 1: So this is something that I think people get into
Speaker 1: in group dinners. And I don't know if it's right
Speaker 1: or wrong or whatever, but I hate personally when people
Speaker 1: speak for the table when a group app comes out,
Speaker 1: a group appetizer, you know, arrives. In this case, let's
Speaker 1: it was it was cocktail shrimp. Okay. So now the
Speaker 1: way this is after someone like you would come speak
Speaker 1: for the table and order the appetizers. This is once
Speaker 1: somebody like you has already ordered the ones it's been Yeah,
Speaker 1: in this case, Falco ordered. Falco was pretty much the
Speaker 1: king of his castle. So did he rock you, amadas?
Speaker 1: He rules the roost? Falco, Yeah he did. He's Falcon
Speaker 1: is the best. He orders a giant thing of shrimp cocktail,
Speaker 1: big giant shrimp got you, okay, johnbo shrimp. But it
Speaker 1: was like, but don't you hate when all of a
Speaker 1: sudden somebody then you know, they get they get the shrimp,
Speaker 1: and now they take all the fucking lemons and they
Speaker 1: start squeezing the lemons all over all the shrimp. It's like, well,
Speaker 1: I don't want you to speak for me in my shrimp,
Speaker 1: like I want to don't do that. Put take the
Speaker 1: strip on your own plate, and you fucking squeeze the
Speaker 1: lemon onto your shrimp privately, on your own sauce, in
Speaker 1: your own plate, in your own time, don't you fucking
Speaker 1: don't you take the the entire fucking thing lemon squeeze,
Speaker 1: because not everybody wants lemon on there gonna they have shrimp,
Speaker 1: and and and similarly, and I've seen this done before.
Speaker 1: When when when when the waiter comes, you know, you know,
Speaker 1: serves a big appetizer and he comes with the guy
Speaker 1: in the giant pepper mill and he goes, you guys
Speaker 1: want pepper on this, and they're like, yeah, just throw
Speaker 1: some pepper all over it. That happened to Carmines. I
Speaker 1: got pepper on my caesar salad. They literally pepper the
Speaker 1: entire fucking app and then wait and then and then
Speaker 1: by the time you get it, like it's got pepper
Speaker 1: all over the whole fucking thing. Like they they pepper,
Speaker 1: don't pepper the entire app. If it's a group app,
Speaker 1: individual decisions or in order. Here folk, you don't get
Speaker 1: to make the decision for the table. But it was
Speaker 1: sharing pizza. Put the slice on your plate and have
Speaker 1: the guy put whatever you want on it. But we
Speaker 1: were at call Mines the last time. You know that
Speaker 1: it's family style, so everything's massive. This massive caesar salad came.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking. It's my favorite caesar salad. And
Speaker 1: even if you remember, we were sitting with people who
Speaker 1: knew people, it wasn't just everyone we knew. It was
Speaker 1: people who brought other people and a guy who didn't
Speaker 1: really know a lot of people. When the salath came
Speaker 1: the way it was like, if anyone would like pepper
Speaker 1: on the salad, let me know. He goes, yeah, I
Speaker 1: just pepper the whole salad. I'm like, you fucking new here.
Speaker 1: You're not in a circle. Like if it was you
Speaker 1: and me and we knew everybody, then like it's almost forgivable, almost,
Speaker 1: But when you're like the guy like you came because
Speaker 1: someone who was like not in a circle. It was
Speaker 1: invited and they invited their friend, and you're the friend
Speaker 1: of a friend. You know, pepper salad. Dare you pepping
Speaker 1: my fucking salad without there? And shut up? And hopefully
Speaker 1: I give you some pepper, some some caesar salad. You
Speaker 1: don't speak for the table of people. You don't even know.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm my God, Well we got, we got.
Speaker 1: We got lemoned everywhere, all the shrimp because one guy says,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna I'm gonna just take care of this
Speaker 1: for everybody, and he thought he was doing everyone a favor.
Speaker 1: He lemoned the entire fucking cocktail train. I like my
Speaker 1: I like it dipping in fucking in the cocktail sauce.
Speaker 1: And that's it. I don't really I like lemon. That's
Speaker 1: that's not then you would have had a great time
Speaker 1: last night. Can you imagine we would We ordered some
Speaker 1: kind of seafood maybe, and some guys like, yeah, just
Speaker 1: put dial on it. Yeah, fucking dial it, deal it off,
Speaker 1: dial it, deal it up, baby, dial it. You know,
Speaker 1: you know he claims the reganana. Same thing. You have
Speaker 1: a tray of clams, a reganana. Don't you fucking be
Speaker 1: pouring lemon on it on my behalf. I will lemon
Speaker 1: my own if I want it. Yeah, that's that's some
Speaker 1: bullshit stuff at it. I'm just saying to get that
Speaker 1: off my chest. This is an observation from last night's dinner.
Speaker 1: So uh so observations for dinner. I I talked to you,
Speaker 1: uh everybody, I guess about them. Three weeks ago about
Speaker 1: we went to Hulda Hands and the waitress, the one
Speaker 1: who's smart, was small, asked about my mets and then
Speaker 1: we never saw her again. Smoke. So that happened again.
Speaker 1: So the three of us were out upper West side
Speaker 1: of Manhattan. Uh, and we we get a waiter. He's
Speaker 1: got them, he's got it's not an iPad, it's a
Speaker 1: made for restaurants, but it's a computer on his wrist.
Speaker 1: That looks bigger than a phone strapped to his wrist
Speaker 1: like a watch, of course, and he's like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take your order. So he's gotta type it in rather
Speaker 1: than like old schools, write it on a notepad. He's
Speaker 1: got to type it in with the other hand. He
Speaker 1: can't type with two hands because it's on his wrist. Well,
Speaker 1: if he's going to have that kind of technology, it
Speaker 1: should have a press the button to voice text it in.
Speaker 1: I mean it's gonna be he's gonna be that advanced.
Speaker 1: Why why doesn't it have like a button on it?
Speaker 1: But then you used to fun then you get glazed
Speaker 1: fuck because it didn't hear him? Right, I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't know if it was like he had to type
Speaker 1: the letters. We had like search for like pasta and
Speaker 1: then look like scroll down and like he had to
Speaker 1: like select whatevery. So we telling him what we want.
Speaker 1: So I order, uh this pizza on the back of
Speaker 1: the menu, right, and I ordered the South Cicia. Do
Speaker 1: you know what this say? Like that you know every
Speaker 1: pizzas a name, like the Margarita pizza, the Pepperoni pizza. Well,
Speaker 1: this is one of those places that tries to be
Speaker 1: fancy shmancy and uses the Italian terms for the toppings.
Speaker 1: So south Cicia, which is spelled s a l c
Speaker 1: I s s i c c i a cc is
Speaker 1: is that even sausage, that's sausage. It's even sausages. And
Speaker 1: so I said the guy, listen, it comes with mild sausage.
Speaker 1: But the other pizzas all had hot sausage. I said,
Speaker 1: can I have to sell cicio with hot sausage? He's
Speaker 1: what pizza this cell sitchi with hot sausage, and he's looking.
Speaker 1: He can't find it. No, it isn't a spell it.
Speaker 1: He's never heard of it. So I showed him the menu.
Speaker 1: I go, it's the sausage pizza. He can't find it
Speaker 1: because he doesn't know that sausages sell citi and I'd
Speaker 1: spell it. I'm like, oh my god, this is not
Speaker 1: gonna go. Well, he works here, he doesn't know the
Speaker 1: saucea pizzas. So my my friend Christian orders a pasta
Speaker 1: dish and an iced tea, and Tom orders a pasta
Speaker 1: dish and some water. Okay, and I ordered, uh, we
Speaker 1: get a bottle of tap water. Right New York tap
Speaker 1: water is the best, So we get a bottle of
Speaker 1: tap water. It really is great. So the guy runs
Speaker 1: our food isn't our waiter and the food's right, but
Speaker 1: he doesn't bring the iced tea from my friend Christian.
Speaker 1: So Christian says, hey, man, can I get a nice tea?
Speaker 1: I ordered it. It was, oh, no problem. A third
Speaker 1: guy comes with two hot teas and he goes, I
Speaker 1: got your tea and he says, we didn't order tea.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you order tea, and so heause, now I
Speaker 1: ordered one iced tea, not too hot tea. Oh and
Speaker 1: he walks away. The second guy comes back and he says,
Speaker 1: I thought you ordered to tease. He said, no, not
Speaker 1: to tease. I ordered iced tea. Oh. So then he leaves.
Speaker 1: So then the third guy comes back with the iced tea.
Speaker 1: I mean, well the first guy's never coming, that hasn't
Speaker 1: come back, hasn't come back. Um, when we ordered the
Speaker 1: iced tea, I said, I also would like another bottle
Speaker 1: of water, because they bring those waters to have the
Speaker 1: cap that looks down on top of the cap because
Speaker 1: they were used the bottle forever. I asked him three
Speaker 1: times for the water. He kept forgetting the water. He
Speaker 1: came out one time with water, walked right towards us
Speaker 1: and made a left and went to the table next
Speaker 1: to us. The game the water bottle, and I'm dying
Speaker 1: right because I had the hot sausage, so to speak,
Speaker 1: dummy me. I figured I'd have enough water. So so
Speaker 1: the then the third guy and the second guy comes
Speaker 1: back out. He says, would you guys like coffee? So
Speaker 1: we said so, so Tom says, y'all, I'll have a coffee.
Speaker 1: The third guy comes back out. Now he's got two coffees. Again,
Speaker 1: so so we didn't order two coffees. So Tom says,
Speaker 1: are the coffee is free refills? He says yeah, he
Speaker 1: goes all right, Then the second one will be my
Speaker 1: free refill. The guy was dumbfound that he had no
Speaker 1: He goes all right, all right. So then so then
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I could drink your second refill. Can
Speaker 1: I es, yeah, it's my refill, and do what I
Speaker 1: want with it. So I drank his second refill, got
Speaker 1: the free coffee, which is you know, making note of
Speaker 1: that people. So then after we're there after like nobody
Speaker 1: comes to our table for twenty minutes, we're all done
Speaker 1: talking the actual but one way to comes and he's
Speaker 1: got the check and it's on his wrist, but you
Speaker 1: can't see it because he can't turn his wrist in
Speaker 1: such a way where we can all see it. So
Speaker 1: he has to show it to us one at a time,
Speaker 1: and then awful, why, oh my god, that's that's so
Speaker 1: you could have taken your word his word for it,
Speaker 1: which is probably what my group would have done. Well,
Speaker 1: he's so, he says, So the three of us want
Speaker 1: to split the check. So, so Christian says, just split
Speaker 1: it three ways, dude. The guy's head was going to explode.
Speaker 1: He goes three, Uh, wait, hold on, couldn't you need help?
Speaker 1: Could you need help with the math? No? No, hold on,
Speaker 1: right back, and he went and asked his boss to
Speaker 1: help him split the check. So it was just a
Speaker 1: comedy of errors, but but bringing the extra teasing. So
Speaker 1: we got to check. We all check the check to
Speaker 1: make to make sure he didn't charge us for the
Speaker 1: teas in the coffee. My point is, if the waiters
Speaker 1: only job is to take your order onto his little
Speaker 1: wrist thing and then drop the check on the wrist thing,
Speaker 1: on the wrist thing, and never come back on the reasoning,
Speaker 1: and never come back in the middle of everything. Should
Speaker 1: you tip him? Should he get like? What should you
Speaker 1: give him? Because you you think he's tipping out the
Speaker 1: other two guys because he did squawk. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: He's he's the waiter. Doesn't matter how it gets nobody
Speaker 1: else will get tipped. But his his job was to
Speaker 1: take the order. He didn't do that right. His job
Speaker 1: was to flip the check. He didn't do that right.
Speaker 1: He had two jobs. He didn't bring any food. He
Speaker 1: never came back and said, yeah, by the way, Brodie,
Speaker 1: not fifteen dude, If I want to listen, if I
Speaker 1: by the way, tips does not standford to him? Sure,
Speaker 1: proper service. Okay. It's the thing is he's still doing
Speaker 1: He's still there at work. He didn't still is he
Speaker 1: still walking back and forth? Didn't He might have earned it,
Speaker 1: He might looked back. He never was for the one
Speaker 1: day he listened. There was a time he was probably
Speaker 1: a dishwasher. There was a time he was a bus boy.
Speaker 1: He was in one of these other way is a
Speaker 1: way doesn't matter. He's now graduated and he gets to
Speaker 1: call the shots, and he gets to earn that money,
Speaker 1: and now he probably he probably shares it with his
Speaker 1: team so he thinks, so doesn't matter. That's none of
Speaker 1: your business or my business. You you gives terrible what
Speaker 1: if he's terrible? This if he's terrible, this mean what
Speaker 1: kind of tip do you give one that terrible? Where's
Speaker 1: the motivation? Then you do a good job. This leads me,
Speaker 1: This leads me into us doing Uh take a little
Speaker 1: walk into our talkbacks coming up next. Okay, but before
Speaker 1: you do that, one more question. If you park your
Speaker 1: car in the garage, you give the guy wat two
Speaker 1: bucks in the valet parking in midtown five dollars? What? Five? No?
Speaker 1: Less than three dollars? Uh? Five dollars? Well, you drive
Speaker 1: a fancy car, doesn't mean anything. All right, let's say
Speaker 1: you give Let's say you give five dollars. The guy
Speaker 1: comes screeching around the turn and he scratches the door
Speaker 1: a little bit. He's still giving a five dollars. No
Speaker 1: fuck you, yeah, fuck you hit the button and scary. Ah,
Speaker 1: David Brody, I'm not gonna like the sound that as
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna already told me I'm gonna pay. Might
Speaker 1: better prepare myself. Well, alright, so listen, we we first
Speaker 1: of all, we love the fact that you've been using
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Speaker 1: maybe play some of them back. We have a few
Speaker 1: of them to play back. A lot of them are
Speaker 1: on the same topic and it's talking about tipping, which
Speaker 1: is why I brought it up. But first, here's a
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Speaker 1: this week on that one? Okay, seriod man, that's the
Speaker 1: that's the standard. Kid was maybe back when Roseanne nowadays
Speaker 1: Roseanne talking about my mother. That is the mother I
Speaker 1: think Rosanne from the TV shows Roseanne, maybe you could
Speaker 1: work for both. But yeah, that's a call back to
Speaker 1: my mom being a hottie in nineteen seventy two. But yes, Brodie,
Speaker 1: there you go every code five one five. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much. I feel redemption. And now, Yeah, the percentage
Speaker 1: of tip doesn't go up with inflation because you're tipping
Speaker 1: on the price that already went up. No, I'm saying,
Speaker 1: but if you can see is old school that it
Speaker 1: doesn't doesn't change because the times change of the prices changed,
Speaker 1: because you're still tipping on a higher price. Here's a top.
Speaker 1: It's up, Scary Brownie. This is Brandon a cave burger,
Speaker 1: dead burger meister. I just want to say I noticed
Speaker 1: on episode two two Team whatever, Scary and Brodie you're
Speaker 1: talking at the same time. It seems to lower Brody's microphone.
Speaker 1: So I just wanted to say, if that's something you
Speaker 1: recently implemented with your twenty three million, four hundred and
Speaker 1: seventy five thousand, two hundred system, Scary, it's kind of
Speaker 1: messed up. Don't suppress Broody. You want to hear him? Huh, okay,
Speaker 1: thank you. I don't know what you're talking about. I
Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about. Huh, I don't don't.
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't hear anything. I don't know what.
Speaker 1: I don't know microphone huh what play the next clip?
Speaker 1: Are you it there? But if I'm being honest, no,
Speaker 1: it's not done on purpose, but the fact that that
Speaker 1: happens as a cool effect. Finally got something worth, finally
Speaker 1: got my money's worth millions of dollars. Thank you. Best
Speaker 1: news I heard all day. I didn't know that that's
Speaker 1: how it sounded. But okay, all right, Brodie, I'm sure
Speaker 1: that you can come up with some article saying that
Speaker 1: the standard is fifteen. But I bet you if you
Speaker 1: could pull the people in the United States, majority would say, no,
Speaker 1: there are people in this country don't even tip. I would.
Speaker 1: I would tell you now that are there are parts
Speaker 1: of the country, based on the economics of those countries,
Speaker 1: of those states and counties that that tip whatever's in
Speaker 1: their pocket. Whatever. My funny WiFi name is don't bother
Speaker 1: in all caps. Thank you. That was a funny WiFi
Speaker 1: name contribution. Thank you so much. Okay, what my man,
Speaker 1: my man's my man's here, get a take road you
Speaker 1: need to get there. That state dinner man, that uh
Speaker 1: that a bonus. I gotta stop that one. You can't
Speaker 1: have background noise like that. That's crazy. Listen, what if
Speaker 1: that guy is the guy who has the two armed
Speaker 1: sticks at the airport and waves the planes on. Do
Speaker 1: you get me doing like serious work with it under
Speaker 1: an airplane, like loading luggage. But he wants you to
Speaker 1: take me to stake dinner. He also left that talk
Speaker 1: back at two forty four in the morning. If you
Speaker 1: could uh talk back at a time when there's nothing,
Speaker 1: no noise behind you, that would be great. What you
Speaker 1: give the guy by the way, hold on, by the way,
Speaker 1: he manned you. He's scared him a man you, which
Speaker 1: is fine because you're not. You're not my man's my
Speaker 1: man's my man's here. Get a take road you need
Speaker 1: to get there that state dinner. Then that's that aponents
Speaker 1: by hilarious. Yeah, I'm sorry, Yeah, all right, whatever, No,
Speaker 1: he's all about me. I'm fine, take me down. Best
Speaker 1: thing about twitches you also can get the tips too.
Speaker 1: The best thing about twitch. Oh, doing our show on Twitch,
Speaker 1: they're saying that we can actually get tips good twitch,
Speaker 1: so we can do if we do a Brooken Boys
Speaker 1: live stream on twitch. Oh we can become camboys. We
Speaker 1: could be, and then we have to hear it like
Speaker 1: little jingle sounding oh thank you, like from what I hear.
Speaker 1: Cam girls get what I hear from what you hear.
Speaker 1: I always tip at least and then or maybe if
Speaker 1: they're really good. Brodie, you should try being a waiter.
Speaker 1: I have been a waiter and a restaurant manager. I've talked.
Speaker 1: That's his problem. He left his people behind him in
Speaker 1: the past. He's forgotten, he's forgotten. The struggle is real, David.
Speaker 1: First of all, I almost always give, especially if it's
Speaker 1: even if it's good, I get to upercent. If it's
Speaker 1: it's exceptional. I've given on multiple hundred dollar steak dinners.
Speaker 1: Come on, that's ridiculous. All I said was if the
Speaker 1: service is bad, I might give. That's it and and
Speaker 1: and the standard is still fifteen percent. Every tips suggested
Speaker 1: tipping usually in a in a lot of restaurants, not
Speaker 1: all it's his five or twenty. Maybe like yeah, today,
Speaker 1: yesterday's lunch was there wasn't a fifteen, But you can
Speaker 1: easily put other al R's a few more of these.
Speaker 1: Yere yo, Brody Steer, what's going on It's a big
Speaker 1: Jam from upstate in New Yark, Plice for Life. You
Speaker 1: guys awesome. I love the show. I've been listening for
Speaker 1: a few years, and I started listening to The Big
Speaker 1: Show now and I'm a fan of that. I listened
Speaker 1: to every episode up to day. Thank you, guys, Rock
Speaker 1: keep up the good work. You boys, have a great weekend.
Speaker 1: Thank you. You know what he did? He gave his name,
Speaker 1: unlike the young lady who called. The girl who called
Speaker 1: before him didn't give her name. I liked it. Not
Speaker 1: correct me if I'm wrong. Did he just say he
Speaker 1: stopped listening to the Elvis Duran Show after us? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have an email based on something similar to that.
Speaker 1: I think you can tell boys, Yeah, I think that
Speaker 1: it is awkward whenever you're telling the waiter or the
Speaker 1: waitress what they're making, or what you're going to give them,
Speaker 1: what tip you're going to give them. And the only
Speaker 1: reason I say that is because, yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: think that the standards probably so whenever you go and say, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is what I think your service is worth, even
Speaker 1: though it's kind of arguable, it just kind of makes
Speaker 1: it awkward throughout the whole situation. Yeah, it is awkward
Speaker 1: because Brody Brodie cheapen the tip. That's why he didn't
Speaker 1: want to have face to face is contact with these people. No, Brodi,
Speaker 1: is the minimum. I gave more than perticular time at
Speaker 1: that particular But you can buy your argument that is
Speaker 1: the minimum. It's not. Hold on. I'm I know that
Speaker 1: that girl said I would find a website. Of course
Speaker 1: you found the website, you dick. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. There's a lot of websites. It said a
Speaker 1: lot of different things. Most of them say, most of
Speaker 1: them say, I'm reading his one here is appropriate for
Speaker 1: average service, service, service above average, which is what I said.
Speaker 1: Fifteen is the starting point. That's what I said. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't give less than fifteen unless they were horrific. Okay,
Speaker 1: b like that girl at Wholands was horrific? Was she horrific? Horrific? Alright,
Speaker 1: but hold on, here's here's another one. Hey Brooklyn boys,
Speaker 1: it's your girl, Lukida plays. I'm just having to reach
Speaker 1: out because I do not agree with scary at all.
Speaker 1: I don't think should be the minimum. I think fifteen
Speaker 1: should be. But then I also think that if you
Speaker 1: got exceptional service, I try to tip like higher than thirty.
Speaker 1: I know Brody's not going to like that, but I
Speaker 1: don't think should be the best line. Twier than thirty.
Speaker 1: She's she's smoking crack because is the baseline. No, I
Speaker 1: love all our slices. But but she's she's speaking out
Speaker 1: of turn here. She's just talking about her is where
Speaker 1: it's at, Brody, you guys on a saying is is
Speaker 1: if the service is good, but if you just go
Speaker 1: to get a meal. And she also said least at
Speaker 1: the very least. She's saying, don't really leave less than fifteen.
Speaker 1: She's not saying leave fifteen. She's saying what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: But she's also saying, well that she's a high roller.
Speaker 1: Then I don't know she's got wild food swings there,
Speaker 1: but nah, nah, I don't got money swings don't be
Speaker 1: nice A right. I love you, I love you. I
Speaker 1: just I just think, hey, Brodine scary ma and I
Speaker 1: can hear for many wherever you want to call me.
Speaker 1: And I was just thinking, how about we make a
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Bows meet up after the live show on Maths
Speaker 1: one hundred beach bash, Um, if you're not going to
Speaker 1: do a live podcast anytime so much. I hope you will.
Speaker 1: Or either way we can make for just the meet
Speaker 1: up for the Brooklyn Boys after the live show after
Speaker 1: the bash. So okay. So what he's talking about is,
Speaker 1: and we wanted to tell everybody this too. We're gonna
Speaker 1: announce it on our podcast. Here is that our we
Speaker 1: are doing a jump start to summer Elvis Duran the
Speaker 1: Morning Shows broadcasting live however, however, and we are going
Speaker 1: to have Joe Jonas there with d n C E
Speaker 1: and One Republic is performing live. It's a free concert.
Speaker 1: You didn't say. You didn't say Ryan Teddor with the Republic.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't say Jonas would. It's just the point is,
Speaker 1: it's a six am to ten am live broadcast at
Speaker 1: the Jersey Shore on Friday May from six am to
Speaker 1: ten am. That's what we are doing now. It's a
Speaker 1: free show all or invite information at dot com and
Speaker 1: you can just show up if you want. It's no problem,
Speaker 1: no guest, Let's just just show up and the bar
Speaker 1: will be open nice and early for twenty one and over.
Speaker 1: The issue is with having a meet up is I
Speaker 1: don't think Brodie's coming. Who said that? Are you coming?
Speaker 1: Of course I'm coming, Let's do a meet up. Then
Speaker 1: let's do a live broadcast. I'm part of the live
Speaker 1: broadcast team. What are you talking about? So then ten
Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning, when when it's over. They got
Speaker 1: a problem with that, they got a problem with that college,
Speaker 1: this Devil's advocate. I want to meet people, want to
Speaker 1: meet people, absolutely definitely. So then I'll I'll be there'll
Speaker 1: be You'll be there too. I'll be there too. But
Speaker 1: here's a couple of problems, and none of them are
Speaker 1: related to any like uh COVID or anything. That's not
Speaker 1: so an issue for me. It's all good. My issue.
Speaker 1: Number one, it's a World Day weekend, right, we want
Speaker 1: to get out of that area before they traffic goes crazy.
Speaker 1: Hold on, you speak for yourself. I'm staying down there
Speaker 1: whole weekend. So yeah, well you you have your beach boy,
Speaker 1: you have a plan. I gotta get home to my
Speaker 1: to my to my plans and family and everything. That's
Speaker 1: that's number one. Number two, it's an Elvis Durand Morning
Speaker 1: show event. I am not gonna hijack his crowd and
Speaker 1: his fans and go all right, we're doing Brooklyn Boys,
Speaker 1: because people are gonna want to meet the Morning Show, right,
Speaker 1: So if you want to meet the Morning Show, Scary
Speaker 1: and Eye a part of the Morning Show, in which
Speaker 1: case you can come meet the Brooklyn Boys. You can
Speaker 1: run over to us as your favorites if you want
Speaker 1: and meet us if you want, And I'd like you
Speaker 1: to meet everybody else on the Big Show. But if
Speaker 1: you want to be like, who am I gonna run
Speaker 1: up Brodie's Brodie's concerned about upstaging the rest of the show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we can't pull a Brooklyn Boys meet and great event
Speaker 1: in the on the blanket where like Elvis is gone. No, no,
Speaker 1: it's unofficial though this isn't We're not gonna have stickers
Speaker 1: and signage and stuff, although I will Scary. You're not
Speaker 1: giving away free shot to say I'm gonna load my
Speaker 1: trunk full of Brooklyn Boys merchant hands it out. No,
Speaker 1: because we're at an Elvis ran show event. That's wrong.
Speaker 1: And I'll bring it up to Elvis tomorrow if that's
Speaker 1: And see what he says now, you just don't want
Speaker 1: me to give out free merch for the He'll say
Speaker 1: that should be a Serial Killers event there for sure.
Speaker 1: But if Brooklyn Boys, that's a shout out to my
Speaker 1: Serial Killers friends because I have a book. Gonna be there. Listen.
Speaker 1: It could be unofficial. You could unofficially come and hang.
Speaker 1: If you want unofficial, come see the Morning Show and
Speaker 1: we will be there. Okay, you can say hide us,
Speaker 1: but I'm not gonna wear my Brooklyn Boys shirt and
Speaker 1: and be like, oh, coming to have a sign that
Speaker 1: says coming to Brooklyn Boys or tweet out coming to
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys, because it's it's disrespectful to our job in
Speaker 1: my opinion, fair enough. It's an Elvis Duran event. You
Speaker 1: know it is it is, it is it is. It's
Speaker 1: like it's like this person was talking of Bacha was
Speaker 1: talking about after ten am, after the show is over,
Speaker 1: and everyone think at ten am. You think at ten am,
Speaker 1: no one's gonna want to meet Danielle or Elvis or
Speaker 1: Gandhi or right. But if people if if they happen
Speaker 1: to be on their way back home because they're they're
Speaker 1: starting their weekends, and we happen to still be hanging out,
Speaker 1: which I will be, then it's a morning show event.
Speaker 1: And they met. The two guys in the Morning Show
Speaker 1: happened to be on the Brooklyn Boys afterwards, that's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. But I don't think you and I should
Speaker 1: set up a table. And now you never said that.
Speaker 1: Don't put words in my mouth. I just said we'll
Speaker 1: be there. Why not just you know, because because I
Speaker 1: can see you going the sales tomorrow and try to
Speaker 1: get a sponsored No, no, no, that's where the boys
Speaker 1: will get it. I'll tell you what I'll take. You
Speaker 1: can have fifteen no, one for me, one for you,
Speaker 1: one I love you and I am team and scary
Speaker 1: minimum for then you can go up. If it's great service,
Speaker 1: the crushing it today, the crushing if it's what if
Speaker 1: it's bad service? No one is answering that question is
Speaker 1: the baseline. I am not What if the guy wrecked
Speaker 1: your car, you would not give him five dollars? That's
Speaker 1: different story. That's damnage. No, no, that's no. You're not
Speaker 1: comparing apples to apples, dude. Okay, wrecking your car is
Speaker 1: incurring a cost on you. A bad service doesn't have
Speaker 1: a physical cost. Let's let's say you go to Valley
Speaker 1: Parking and the guy disappears for twenty minutes, and you
Speaker 1: get your call back and you find out maybe the
Speaker 1: mileage is up a little bit. He may have driven
Speaker 1: it and uh, that's the services. No, no, and not
Speaker 1: to after services. Let's say he stinks. What if the
Speaker 1: cost stinks, you get them five dollars. What if he
Speaker 1: comes screeching around the turn and he was he risked
Speaker 1: your car getting scratched, but he didn't scratch it. If
Speaker 1: if no money came out of my pocket because I'm
Speaker 1: not losing, but the reward him for being a terrible
Speaker 1: valet parking guy. No, I'm giving them baseline marginal What
Speaker 1: you what have you called the guy and said, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be there at one o'clock from marginal ser
Speaker 1: marginal decent service. That's a lot of money to pay
Speaker 1: a guy for marginal. One more. You gotta set the toll. Hi.
Speaker 1: My husband grew up in Baltimore, Maryland, and it was
Speaker 1: common down there to call people Mr. Or miss with
Speaker 1: their first names. That was sort of the way of
Speaker 1: showing respect, as specially when it was say his friends parents,
Speaker 1: it would be like Mrs Phyllis or Mr Jim. So
Speaker 1: I thought, I just interesting that that never do that? Reset?
Speaker 1: What that's all about? That talk back? Well, people listen
Speaker 1: in order. But I said, I called a doctor's office,
Speaker 1: and the woman kept calling me Mr. David, And that's
Speaker 1: that's like a hand dresser's name. That's not you don't Mr.
Speaker 1: The first name that I listen. If you grew up
Speaker 1: with that way in Baltimore, that's great, that's interesting. I
Speaker 1: like knowing you know, regionalisms. Uh you know what? That
Speaker 1: reminds me of a text message I got today. Well,
Speaker 1: we got at the other star in morning show. We
Speaker 1: were talking about what a word meant, and he texted in,
Speaker 1: I always thought the word meant this, And I sent
Speaker 1: him the definition from the Dictionary of the Three Meanings
Speaker 1: because he was saying, it does not mean the third thing. Well,
Speaker 1: because he wasn't aware of it doesn't mean that it's
Speaker 1: not so, So he wrote back, I just learned something.
Speaker 1: I was arrogant, but I refused to be ignorant, which
Speaker 1: I thought was a great line. In other words, I
Speaker 1: was cocky about what I thought, but I learned something,
Speaker 1: and I'm not going to be ignorant. That's you know
Speaker 1: what you should actually adapt that philosophy. No, fuck, you
Speaker 1: see what I mean. You'd rather be ignorant than and arrogant. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not ignorant. I I. First of all, I said I,
Speaker 1: and it's interesting. I think I find it interesting that
Speaker 1: in Baltimore they do that. I don't think it makes
Speaker 1: any sense to me. It made more sense to say, Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm going over to uh Mike Smith's house. Hello, Mrs Smith,
Speaker 1: can I use your bathroom? Hi? Mr Smith, thank you
Speaker 1: for having me over your house. But I would be like, hey,
Speaker 1: Mr Steve to me, that's not that's wway too casual.
Speaker 1: So and the thing is, uh, if you in school
Speaker 1: today for kids, they all PAULI, they call the teacher
Speaker 1: by their first name. They say Mr. And mrs like Mrs.
Speaker 1: Yes they do Mrs Jane or Mrs or Mr. Mr Mike. No.
Speaker 1: That that's terrible. They do that. That that's how students
Speaker 1: talk to teachers to in the dressed a teacher's day.
Speaker 1: They don't do it by the last names anymore because
Speaker 1: that was like that was that was decades ago. It's
Speaker 1: also probably too personal because kids go on social media
Speaker 1: and they stalked their teachers. So I get it that
Speaker 1: that probably makes sense. I'm not talking about a five
Speaker 1: year old you want to teach them to be respectful.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about an adult. You don't call another adult.
Speaker 1: Mr David. You wouldn't call your boss when we go
Speaker 1: to see Tom Paul, Like, hey, Mr Tom, you wouldn't.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't say that, you wouldn't writ anybody. But if
Speaker 1: we if we spoke a different language, and sometimes this
Speaker 1: person was not a different language speaking person. Okay, alright, alright, yes,
Speaker 1: if you call a help desk, they go, you know
Speaker 1: the Adam, I can do an accent, but they they do,
Speaker 1: will say, you know, Mr David, they do that, but
Speaker 1: that's because where they're from they do it. Um, all right,
Speaker 1: we gotta take a break real quick. I got to
Speaker 1: huh and then up. Then we gotta wrap up. I
Speaker 1: gottaell you about a pop popcorn bucket? Can I tell
Speaker 1: you about a popcorn buck and we come back? Thank you?
Speaker 1: It's the boys. You have something you want to talk
Speaker 1: about before we do the popcorn bucket story? Because I
Speaker 1: felt like you had something left. I had audio. We'll
Speaker 1: have two things left, but we in the sake of
Speaker 1: we you have to run in the stake of time.
Speaker 1: I could spare it whatever, I'll do it some of
Speaker 1: the times. But again we have we have sound clips.
Speaker 1: You wanted to play. Yeah, I don't have them on night.
Speaker 1: I don't have them on my screen. Okay, so let
Speaker 1: me play two clips I have. I have the Andy
Speaker 1: Grammar one. Oh, let's let's get to that in a minute.
Speaker 1: But let me just play this clip. And I want
Speaker 1: to hear the Andy Grammer thing is classic. Major props
Speaker 1: to Scary for this Andy Grammar clip. So do you
Speaker 1: know what UFO stands for? Scary um Unidentified flying object? Right? So,
Speaker 1: all it means is that it's an flying object, something
Speaker 1: that's flying and we can't identify it. That's all it means.
Speaker 1: So so this week the Pentagon released video and transcripts
Speaker 1: of pilots who have video from their planes of a
Speaker 1: cylindrical fly thing and a triangular flying thing, and they
Speaker 1: have admitted they don't know what they are. So here's
Speaker 1: an expert on on on the news telling the story
Speaker 1: about what the experts are saying because they can't confirm
Speaker 1: what it is. So listen to what she says, and
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna naturally rip her apart. So here it
Speaker 1: is hold on a lot of the things that they presented.
Speaker 1: They said, you know, we don't know what it is,
Speaker 1: but that doesn't mean it's a UFO. Okay, we don't
Speaker 1: know what it is, but that doesn't mean it's a UFO.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what U phoe means. That's what it means.
Speaker 1: We don't know what it is. UFO doesn't mean alien
Speaker 1: like I know people like, oh I saw UFO. It
Speaker 1: doesn't mean it's an alien. It means it's you don't
Speaker 1: know what it is. The same thing. This has been
Speaker 1: a t M all over again, none of the Now,
Speaker 1: I didn't say it's a UFO object, it's but meaning
Speaker 1: like they're using the word improperly. Of course they're using
Speaker 1: the they're using. Well, UFOL is not a word. May
Speaker 1: be a word to scary now, but it's it's initials.
Speaker 1: It's an acronym for unidentified flying object. But you can't
Speaker 1: say they don't know what it is. But they can't
Speaker 1: swear it's not a UFA. They just said it to
Speaker 1: a UFO. The whole thing is about UFOs. So I
Speaker 1: just wanted to sound just It's one of those things
Speaker 1: like when people go they say they travel back in time.
Speaker 1: We went back to the future. That's well, so here's
Speaker 1: my my my audio, it's my bone to pick. I
Speaker 1: tweeted this and I said, should I be offended because
Speaker 1: of what they said, what Scary said or didn't say,
Speaker 1: and the impression of me. So three things could offended.
Speaker 1: I should have been specific, But only two people wrote
Speaker 1: back that I shouldn't be offended, and a couple of
Speaker 1: people wrote back their thoughts on me doing the podcast,
Speaker 1: which is not what I asked you guys for help with.
Speaker 1: So I still need your help. Here is Scary walking
Speaker 1: into the studio with our i'm gonna say, former friends
Speaker 1: from the serial Killers podcast and talking to Scary and
Speaker 1: then Scary says something, and listen to how it plays
Speaker 1: out and see if Scary had my back and how
Speaker 1: I should feel about the whole conversation. What I Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: it's nice to I would like to Well, I'd like
Speaker 1: to talk about maybe being on the parent podcast serial Killer.
Speaker 1: You can do that. We can make that happen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll make it happen. We'll do it. Brooklyn Boys serial
Speaker 1: Killers mashup just the Brooklyn Boy. Yes, we'll do that.
Speaker 1: You know what, damn it. Brodie's gonna be like, hey,
Speaker 1: what about me? You don't like me? Because he listens
Speaker 1: to this. Well, we'll do a crossover episode I think
Speaker 1: that would be fine. Just the thing, I can only
Speaker 1: take one of you at a time. I don't know
Speaker 1: if we could do Brody and Scary or Scary am
Speaker 1: Brody on the same episode. We've had great tea on
Speaker 1: multiple times. We could definitely do no. But there's only
Speaker 1: one of him, do you understand? But one of him
Speaker 1: is equal to like forty two other people out of
Speaker 1: your hair? Yeah, okay, So first of all, scottis like
Speaker 1: Brodie on the show. Then Scotty does an impression of me,
Speaker 1: which is that's nothing like me and Scary not one
Speaker 1: says no, you got a Brodie. I wouldn't dream of
Speaker 1: coming on without Brody. He's like Brooklyn. Boy. Well, I
Speaker 1: will explain myself. Uh, the Serial Killers and the Bowl Chat,
Speaker 1: which is the podcast which I which I wrote the
Speaker 1: songs for a right. That's nice, okay nice? Added added
Speaker 1: thing there, Um, they don't belong to me. They're not
Speaker 1: my jurisdiction. I'm not the host of them. I don't
Speaker 1: call the shots. In fact, when I was on that
Speaker 1: podcast right there, I was passing through the studio and
Speaker 1: I was trying to make a bid. I was trying
Speaker 1: to make a bid to be on the podcast. Now,
Speaker 1: Brodie and I are also individual personalities. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you guys realized that I'm me, he's him. There
Speaker 1: have been plenty of times where David Brody has gone
Speaker 1: on O P P other people's podcasts without me quite time,
Speaker 1: as a matter of fact, quite a few, and I'm
Speaker 1: not offended by it because I know that David Brody
Speaker 1: is a personality on his own, the same way Brodie
Speaker 1: knows I'm a personality on my own. And we and
Speaker 1: problem But how wait, how ye? Now? Obviously duh. I
Speaker 1: would love nothing more than to be on the two
Speaker 1: of us as a team because if it's gonna be
Speaker 1: serial Killers versus Brooklyn Boys, well zero killers, Brooken Boys,
Speaker 1: Brooken Boys, serial killers, and we want to do a
Speaker 1: real cross promote, they're gonna need to have us both
Speaker 1: on in order for us to promote on this podcast.
Speaker 1: There's and vice versa or vice versa, vice versa whatever,
Speaker 1: so it would behoove them to have them have us
Speaker 1: both on. Now. I can't control, though, how Scotty B
Speaker 1: feels and how he feels like he can you know,
Speaker 1: conduct a guest situation because he can't temper you, you know, oh,
Speaker 1: you can't temper the two of us at the same time.
Speaker 1: Let's be clear. That's what he said, right, So it's
Speaker 1: not my it's with that, it's out of my jurisdiction.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to come at them on their own
Speaker 1: podcast in front of their own listeners, which is what
Speaker 1: you just played. You know, you know, I just have
Speaker 1: to say they're not in my head and be like, okay,
Speaker 1: you know, that's great. You know, but you could have said,
Speaker 1: you know, Brody, should we should come on as the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys. Also, you could have said that we really
Speaker 1: should do. And by the way, wait tomorrow, Thursday, the ninete.
Speaker 1: By the time you hear this, you may have you
Speaker 1: may have access to it. I don't know when they're
Speaker 1: posting it. Scary and I will be on the Bam
Speaker 1: Wedding podcast that's the uh Bill and Sam Combo Bam
Speaker 1: Bam Bam. I don't know what we're talking about, but
Speaker 1: they're gonna ask our opinions on on weddings and marriages
Speaker 1: and stuff among other things. And that well, that's available
Speaker 1: where you find your podcast producer Sam and her boyfriend
Speaker 1: Will who rubbed up Scary and the Sauna. That's right,
Speaker 1: that's that is will, that is UH sex and the
Speaker 1: sauna will No, I'm sorry, work me out in the
Speaker 1: sauna will anyway, So so that they, in my opinion,
Speaker 1: are doing it the right way. They are having us
Speaker 1: both on. I don't know, I don't understand right. No,
Speaker 1: you think you think there's a contentious I think contentious
Speaker 1: about No. I think you were reaching for the brass
Speaker 1: ringue like I'll come on alone. You know you were happy. Now,
Speaker 1: I mean, let me address something you said. You said
Speaker 1: I do other people's podcast Let's address those, because I
Speaker 1: referenced one I did Tom Kelly's podcast. Tom Kelly had
Speaker 1: me on because I'm a comedy writer and a comedian
Speaker 1: and former comedian, and I got him his job in
Speaker 1: our company. Well, I'm alright, so am I. Everyone's a
Speaker 1: fan of Serial Press and and again I write, I
Speaker 1: write all their jingles and show openers. I I I'm
Speaker 1: invested in your podcast, and unlike you, I listen. You
Speaker 1: don't even listen to Serial Killers. But let's let's talk
Speaker 1: about By the way, if you go to either all
Speaker 1: my links UH dot com, slash David Brody or my
Speaker 1: Instagram page and click on in the bio all my
Speaker 1: links you will see the other podcast I've done. Let's
Speaker 1: see which ones of these would Scary be good on.
Speaker 1: I interviewed Tony Harnell, the Metal Hall of Fame lead
Speaker 1: singer to the eighties band Not My World Right t
Speaker 1: NT Not My Lad. I did a moon Night podcast
Speaker 1: breaking down the Disney show Moonnight based on the Moonnight
Speaker 1: comic book Scary. Would you be part of the Hell No?
Speaker 1: I did? Uh? The Doctor Strange in the multiverse of
Speaker 1: Madnestop right there? Okay, thank you? Okay, so let's not
Speaker 1: go crazy with like big podcast without me. You're not
Speaker 1: gonna be part of those. But again, at the end
Speaker 1: of the day, this podcast that we're speaking of serial
Speaker 1: killer killers belong belongs to both Scottie and Andrew, and
Speaker 1: it's their callings. You want to be on, Andrew want
Speaker 1: to be on. So then let them hash it out.
Speaker 1: But that's not my battle to fight, nor is it yours.
Speaker 1: Let them have you on separately and then me and
Speaker 1: then fine, I'm okay, and then they okay, anyway they
Speaker 1: want to slice it, I'm not producing their podcast, and
Speaker 1: they don't write the outlines. Anyway you slice it, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't write the outlines to their podcast if they
Speaker 1: feel they operate better with us having us both one
Speaker 1: at a time, so be it. I'm okay with that
Speaker 1: because it's not my again, it's not my fight to fight.
Speaker 1: It's not my battle to fight. Okay, all right? Are
Speaker 1: we good here? Because I gotta I'll get a pack
Speaker 1: for Columbus. I'm going to Columbus, which, by the way, Ah,
Speaker 1: I have a friend in Columbus and he works for
Speaker 1: one of the radio stations there, and he was, oh, dude,
Speaker 1: I hear you're coming to Columbus, and I'm like I am.
Speaker 1: And then he's like, dude, we're gonna hang out or
Speaker 1: what the problem is. I'm only gonna be there for
Speaker 1: forty eight hours and I'm going for one of my
Speaker 1: buddy's birthdays and I'm hanging out with my friend and
Speaker 1: his friends for his birthday. And radio station dude is awesome,
Speaker 1: good guy. But I don't know if we really hang out.
Speaker 1: If if if he came to New York, you know,
Speaker 1: it's like, I don't know, It's like we're just kind
Speaker 1: of aces. So it goes back to that old argument.
Speaker 1: If I'm visiting your town and we don't normally hang
Speaker 1: out under regular circumstances. Should we hang out just because
Speaker 1: I'm in your town? You know, if it's me, you should.
Speaker 1: If it's anyone else, No, it's a classic episode of
Speaker 1: carb your Enthusiasm, Right. We talked about this Larry. He
Speaker 1: went to New York. He was you know, he was
Speaker 1: into New York. And he goes, Oh, you're gonna be
Speaker 1: in New York. I'm gonna be there. Let's hang out.
Speaker 1: And then they're like, wait a second, we don't hang
Speaker 1: out in l A. We'll hang out together in New
Speaker 1: York just because we have to be there at the
Speaker 1: same time. I don't know, funny quandary, um, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be hanging out with my boy Danny and
Speaker 1: his buddies for his birthday, So that should be a
Speaker 1: lot of fun. What do you know? What? What? What? What?
Speaker 1: What's what's Danny's uh? What's Danny's uh nickname? What do
Speaker 1: we call him? Is he a club guy? Danny? I
Speaker 1: don't think any names for him because he's the guy who, like,
Speaker 1: he arranges all the big events at the coolest clubs,
Speaker 1: and he knows everybody, who knows everybody. Never feel like
Speaker 1: he's I think he's like Danny connections, like his connections
Speaker 1: connections because he's got he's got you know, he's got
Speaker 1: connections with everything. Yeah, he really does. I like Danny.
Speaker 1: I feel like Danny connections might work. You tell him
Speaker 1: I said that I love Danny. And a final note,
Speaker 1: we want you to go to our merch store and
Speaker 1: pick up something that's in the final note, I got
Speaker 1: talking about the popcorn bucket. Popcorn bucket. I mean, I
Speaker 1: can't wait. I can wait on the popcorn buck I
Speaker 1: can say that for next week if you want to
Speaker 1: talk up with the popcorn buck it will be talk
Speaker 1: about the popcorn. But you were the one who Russia's
Speaker 1: out of here to keep an eye on the clock.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna save popcorn bucket. You know what I'll
Speaker 1: do instead, I'll do some unused jokes. We've unused jokes.
Speaker 1: Okay jokes. But first everyone go to the merch store
Speaker 1: at Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. That's Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. And we have we're
Speaker 1: giving away stickers. If you buy two items, you can
Speaker 1: get a sheet of stickers for free. Is that what
Speaker 1: we're still doing? Is that still party. But the stickers
Speaker 1: can't be one of the two items, right exactly, So yes,
Speaker 1: the sticker sheets, or buy any two non sticker items
Speaker 1: and get a free sheet of stickers, and ladies were
Speaker 1: coming into summers. Ladies, you may want you may want
Speaker 1: to pick up a tank top or two just saying,
Speaker 1: or a two tank of tops tank two tops. Here
Speaker 1: comes sometimes unused punch lines. These are jokes that Brody
Speaker 1: wrote for people on the show but whenever used. So
Speaker 1: he saved these punch lines for you to read on
Speaker 1: this podcast a day. Right now, I've got a couple,
Speaker 1: and then I have one that I used on my
Speaker 1: wife and it didn't work. Um okay, so where are they?
Speaker 1: Here they go? So we were talking about the possibility
Speaker 1: if Elon Musk doesn't buy Twitter, if that falls through
Speaker 1: Snoop Dogg had said he wanted to buy Twitter, that
Speaker 1: he might step up, and I said, oh, he would
Speaker 1: rename it. It's he renamed Twitter twizzle because you know
Speaker 1: he used to do that thing with disease. This is
Speaker 1: something only New Yorkers will get. But put any number
Speaker 1: you one if if it, if it rings true. Elvis
Speaker 1: was trying to say he didn't like someone so because
Speaker 1: I don't like Piers Brosnon, someone mentioned Pierce Prost. I
Speaker 1: don't like Piss Proston. So I'm trying to figure out
Speaker 1: why it doesn't like Piss Proston. Who doesn't like Piers Broston?
Speaker 1: Not the best James Bond, but a good one. Solid
Speaker 1: is Remington Steel. He's done some good movies. Couldn't figure
Speaker 1: it out. Then we realized it wasn't Pierce brosn he
Speaker 1: didn't like. It was Pierce Morgen he didn't like. And
Speaker 1: by the way, Pierce versus Piers difference, and I wrote, oh,
Speaker 1: I also don't like Pierce nipples. He didn't read that.
Speaker 1: And I also I'm not a big fan of Pier seventeen.
Speaker 1: He didn't like that either. We didn't get to that,
Speaker 1: so that that was not great. Um that this is
Speaker 1: something if you like alcohol scare, you may be able
Speaker 1: to explain this better. Um. We were playing Elvis Kim
Speaker 1: in today. He uh, he was a little tired. He
Speaker 1: has been out drinking in the last night. He kim.
Speaker 1: He was up late, he radio and so we played
Speaker 1: down with op p right. I played a hook of it,
Speaker 1: wouldn't play part of it. We're talking about Danielle brought
Speaker 1: it up somewhere, but her mother told her what her
Speaker 1: father told her. What opp somebody told her what We
Speaker 1: were talking about the song, and I said, so, I wrote, Elvis,
Speaker 1: I'm down with vs OP, which is uh kgnac, right,
Speaker 1: it's very special, it's very special something. Let me let
Speaker 1: me look down. I don't know what that means, all right,
Speaker 1: So you don't know. So that's why he didn't use
Speaker 1: the v s OP meaning vs OP means very superior
Speaker 1: old pale. Oh so it's it's a popular brand. No,
Speaker 1: it's what you put on like Kgnac's like high grade liquor.
Speaker 1: Vs OP is like but okay, carry on, knyaka. Oh
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. He's like est yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: So he didn't he didn't get that joke. And then um,
Speaker 1: he was talking about we had Bossy on today, be
Speaker 1: a z z I Bossy, very very talented singer. I'm
Speaker 1: sure most of you guys know him, and a really good,
Speaker 1: good interview and a solid, solid guy. Elvis was joking
Speaker 1: that he and his husband Alex both sort of have
Speaker 1: like a friendly crush on Bossi because of his music.
Speaker 1: He's cute, he's respectable, he's he's knowledgeable, he speaks beautifully
Speaker 1: about music. And then joking me, they're like he's so
Speaker 1: he said, do you think that I should give Alex
Speaker 1: a whole pass? Jokingly like if Bossy was into Alex
Speaker 1: or whatever, which you know and so so then I
Speaker 1: I said, you know, probably not. He probably get into
Speaker 1: a three way. He's, oh, a threesome. That's interesting. So
Speaker 1: I wrote, Minaja Boz. He didn't do that, so he
Speaker 1: was kid. I wasn't like ha ha. He did a
Speaker 1: lot of my jokes today, but he didn't do those. Now,
Speaker 1: I I said something my wife last night. I I
Speaker 1: laughed after I said it, and my wife says, it's
Speaker 1: nice to know you can make yourself laugh. You know.
Speaker 1: She didn't find it funny. No. I was on the
Speaker 1: phone with her. We were talking about something. She was
Speaker 1: out shopping last night and uh we were talking about,
Speaker 1: you know, we're taking a couple of cruises and uh
Speaker 1: what I don't remember if she was talking about the
Speaker 1: Mexican cruise were going on or the the m the
Speaker 1: Icelandic Trip cruise were going on, but she said, I'm
Speaker 1: looking at the excursions and get this we can Uh
Speaker 1: she's it's not really something you would do. But for
Speaker 1: two thousand dollars, we can hike down into the center
Speaker 1: of a dormant volcano and see the inside of a volcano. Okay,
Speaker 1: I said, I'm not going to do that. That's a
Speaker 1: lot of money to climb and and that's a lot
Speaker 1: of effort. I have to do all the walking and
Speaker 1: hiking myself and pay two thousand. So then she she's
Speaker 1: going through some other excursions. Well, I don't understand this.
Speaker 1: Here's another volcano not far from the other one, and
Speaker 1: this one's only get all us to climb into. So
Speaker 1: immediately said, that's because that one's active. You gotta walk
Speaker 1: through the lava. And I started laughing because I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's why it's so cheap, and she just I'm glad
Speaker 1: you you find it funny. That's very funny. I find
Speaker 1: it funny. Thank you. I said, it is funny. She was,
Speaker 1: you can't say what's funny? Go, yes, I can. I'm
Speaker 1: a professional comedy writer. I can absolutely say what's funny.
Speaker 1: And I said that tongue in cheek. Obviously I should say.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's funny. Anyone would laugh at that.
Speaker 1: It's funny. That's why it's not her, not her, And
Speaker 1: she laughs at my jokes occasionally, but it's you know,
Speaker 1: she hates when people like talk to her, like at
Speaker 1: parties and different things, or like they be an event,
Speaker 1: like if she comes to jingle ball whatever and they're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it must be great living with him.
Speaker 1: He must make you laugh all the time. She's like,
Speaker 1: she rolls her eyes. Yeah, it's like that's not not
Speaker 1: living with him is not what I would say, is no,
Speaker 1: And it's true. He like, you know, you live with
Speaker 1: a person not the same as like being another ones.
Speaker 1: My wife's not a slice is what I'm saying exactly.
Speaker 1: And she's not free boys. Rob ro