WEBVTT - Does Your Girlfriend Like To Cornhole?

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<v Speaker 1>Start Up, dot Up, Start Up, Brooklyn Boy, start Up,

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<v Speaker 1>Episode two seventeen. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. That's all.

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<v Speaker 1>Ship body. My pool is open and the heat is

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<v Speaker 1>all yeah, yeah, yeah. I just checked it. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>seventy eight degrees. I've been vacuuming it and and I'll

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<v Speaker 1>just signing it for a few days because when we

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<v Speaker 1>opened the pool it was black and full of black algae,

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<v Speaker 1>and now it is crystal clear and seventy eight degrees.

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<v Speaker 1>And let me say something. It's been four years we've

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<v Speaker 1>been doing this podcast. Four years since we started this,

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<v Speaker 1>and four years since I've been asking to be a

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<v Speaker 1>guest in your pool. You refused to have me in

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<v Speaker 1>your pool. I'll tell you what. I'll call it truce here,

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<v Speaker 1>David Brody, it's gonna been involved steak. Absolutely it will.

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<v Speaker 1>Because it's been ten years since I've been waiting for

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<v Speaker 1>my steak dinner. How about I go after the and

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<v Speaker 1>make the third attempt to buy you a steak dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>That means you're getting three free steak dinners off of me,

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<v Speaker 1>because the other two counted. The first time there was

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<v Speaker 1>no second time. The second time we we talked about

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<v Speaker 1>this wedding when you and Greg t treat the entire table.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not buying me a steak dinner and I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have steak. We covered that. The first one was the

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<v Speaker 1>one that counted me. Here's truce, here's the truce. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not a true I'll tell you, yeah, we'll go out

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<v Speaker 1>for a steak dinner or steak launch or whatever you

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<v Speaker 1>want to do at that place you go with the

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<v Speaker 1>knives in wherever you want to go, and then I

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<v Speaker 1>get to hang out in your pool all summer. No,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not a fair deal. I'll tell you why, because

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<v Speaker 1>even as not even you owe me a dinner plus

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<v Speaker 1>and his interest regardless of whether ever you get in

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<v Speaker 1>my pool. People, i'll let you in my pool. You

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<v Speaker 1>on me a second dinner. People stop me all the

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<v Speaker 1>time and they're like, what is with David Brodie? Why

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<v Speaker 1>would why would he let you in his pool? What

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<v Speaker 1>kind of what kind of I think you guys are friends.

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<v Speaker 1>Friends don't do that to each other where you disinvite

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<v Speaker 1>people to Okay, you know I don't have a pool.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you know I have nothing but a sauna upstairs.

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<v Speaker 1>I got nothing a thing I have. I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>a pool. It's going to just you just came up

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<v Speaker 1>sounding like Tom Selleck. Hey, this is Scary Jones. People

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<v Speaker 1>stop me all the time and ask me about reverse mortgages.

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<v Speaker 1>You're so full of crap. Nobody stops you all the

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<v Speaker 1>time and says, how come Brod is lay in his pool.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Wednesday, May eighteen, and the weather is finally taking

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<v Speaker 1>a turn this week, and we're gonna hit nine two

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<v Speaker 1>degrees on Saturday's delightful Saturday and Sunday will be nineties.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought of scary in my pool is frightful. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>say this, I'm not even gonna be here this weekend place.

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<v Speaker 1>He's never gonna go. You know what, feel freak, Just

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<v Speaker 1>keep making five ago now slices, let's this. Let's note

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that David Brody, still after all these years,

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<v Speaker 1>refuses to have me in his pool. Okay, slices. What

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<v Speaker 1>kinds of friends? I thought that's what friends are for,

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<v Speaker 1>to be able to scary swimming pool update? Maybe this

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<v Speaker 1>maybe this is the year, this is the summer. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I will say that I I almost ran over some

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<v Speaker 1>brand new ducklings today springing with a spring with on

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<v Speaker 1>your on your table part of the appetizers you ordered.

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<v Speaker 1>It's every year at this time in my neighborhood. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what's going on, David. But did I call you? David? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you did, Anthony, I'm driving, was driving. I was driving

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<v Speaker 1>to what someone is getting ready to leave a voicemail

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<v Speaker 1>and says, mind blowing your names and David and Anthony?

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<v Speaker 1>Who know everyone? Anthony and David, David and Anthony. So

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<v Speaker 1>you know I was driving restaurant. That's a restaurant, you right, David,

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<v Speaker 1>Anthony's Anthony, David's David, Anthony's, Anthon's Anthony, David's in Hoboken.

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<v Speaker 1>I s read a guy and it's got our two names. So,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I just realized that. So I'm driving.

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<v Speaker 1>I just realized that I made the connection. Anyway, So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm driving in my own neighborhood here, and every spring

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<v Speaker 1>it's the same thing. There's there's ducks or geese whatever

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<v Speaker 1>those gray geese are with the black necks and the

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<v Speaker 1>black faces there. They're not not because they're gray and black, scary,

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<v Speaker 1>that's whatever they are. Geese, mother goose and the and

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<v Speaker 1>the father goose and the shoe. Listen to what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>The eggs hatch and they raised their young in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of in the median, in the grassy median, in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of the avenue. I don't understand why, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not even talking about one family. The view is good.

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<v Speaker 1>Five or six families, five or six families like are

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<v Speaker 1>literally on the street. I'm there's gotta be a better

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<v Speaker 1>place to do this, people, But these homeless shelter for them.

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<v Speaker 1>Where you want to put them, that's grassy parks them where,

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<v Speaker 1>but not in a grassy knoll in the middle of

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<v Speaker 1>against shot like Kennedy. It's literally two lanes going in

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<v Speaker 1>one direction, two lanes in the other, and this grass

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle, and this is where they hatch their

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<v Speaker 1>eggs and they learn how to walk. So these geese

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<v Speaker 1>are constantly crossing the street. I fear for their lives,

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<v Speaker 1>their little baby ducklings, and they're they're tiny, they're like

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<v Speaker 1>little ones that the ones that that that that that

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<v Speaker 1>dawn dish the turgent washes, you know, and they clean

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<v Speaker 1>the ducklings, you know, And they say that they've saved

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<v Speaker 1>over all the ducks from the grease spills and the

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<v Speaker 1>oil spills and the commercials. Those little duck the ones

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<v Speaker 1>that you that you order at all your fancy restaurants. No,

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<v Speaker 1>these are the tiny ducklings. I'll have the suckling duckling plays. No,

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<v Speaker 1>these are the ones that are crossing the road. You've

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<v Speaker 1>never had a duckling a suckling duckling. No, I've had

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<v Speaker 1>a peaking, peeking duck Yeah, he never had like haissan,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never tried to suckling my own duckling. No, little

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<v Speaker 1>tweety bird. But that's what they are, the little tweety

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<v Speaker 1>bird style. But the thing is they hold up traffic

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<v Speaker 1>here for miles because because my favorite song by Blue Cantrail,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, which one tweet bird style. Tweet bird style. No,

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<v Speaker 1>but think about this. I'm sure that listen, people like

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<v Speaker 1>this is nothing new. I live near farm, I live

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<v Speaker 1>in a country road. I live. You don't know. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking in the in the voice of the slices.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like, you're kidding me. We see this crap all

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<v Speaker 1>the time with turkeys and ship I'm telling you that

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<v Speaker 1>every May the ducklings are born in my neighborhood and

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<v Speaker 1>they literally have to cross the street, and they they

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<v Speaker 1>move at their own pace. Dude, they don't even want

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<v Speaker 1>to be bothered. And sometimes the ducks just sit there

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<v Speaker 1>and they're walking parallel to the street. They're not even

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<v Speaker 1>walking perpendicular, so's they'd be dead they hit by a

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<v Speaker 1>car if they work perpendicular. No. No, I'm saying, parallel

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<v Speaker 1>in the street, in the lane with the cars, so

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<v Speaker 1>the cars can't get around them. We can't get around them.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not complaining, and I'm just saying, can you get

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<v Speaker 1>a video of you feeding duck sauce to the ducks?

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<v Speaker 1>My girlfriend took the My girlfriend took a video of

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<v Speaker 1>the ducks. They were on the sidewalk the other day.

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<v Speaker 1>She was on her way to catch a train from

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<v Speaker 1>my house. Anyway, the point is, it's summer. It's spring

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<v Speaker 1>in the city in this area, and and spring is

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<v Speaker 1>sprung and things are in bloom, and you can't drive

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<v Speaker 1>from around my area or you certainly kick a whipping

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<v Speaker 1>around the corners at because you will. You will squash

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<v Speaker 1>these poor little baby ducks like or squash or squab

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<v Speaker 1>What did you say? Squash, squabs squab. We don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to squash squabs. Anyway, speaking speaking of the weather changing

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<v Speaker 1>here in New York, and it's been beautiful for those

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<v Speaker 1>of you live in areas where it's always hot and sunny, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's not like that in New York. So now

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<v Speaker 1>it's hot and sunny. And I had lunch for the

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<v Speaker 1>first time in Manhattan in years. Like just I went

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<v Speaker 1>into the city yesterday. I had lunch with a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of friends and it was good. It was good. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you about the meal, but I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you about my walk from the train station to

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<v Speaker 1>the restaurant. And I get out at seventy two and

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<v Speaker 1>Columbus right seventy sewod and yeah, and I walk I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know about fifty ft. I'm in the park. The

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<v Speaker 1>station opens up in the little park and it's all

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<v Speaker 1>people sitting and eat lunch and hanging out. It was

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<v Speaker 1>just awesome to see everybody's just hanging out and like

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<v Speaker 1>being summary. And you know, all the guys were in

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<v Speaker 1>short sleeve shirts and the girls were in sun dresses

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<v Speaker 1>and it was just like yoga pants. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I love yoga pants. I'm a sundress kind of guy.

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<v Speaker 1>If I have to, if if I'm being like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>if I'm commenting on the appearance of women. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>a yoga pants guy. I'm a sun dressed guy. You

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<v Speaker 1>have a sundressed guy like I like the sun dress

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<v Speaker 1>yoga pants just like you have to you have to

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<v Speaker 1>qualify yoga pants. You have to qualify because not everybody

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<v Speaker 1>should be wearing yoga pants. Okay, it's sundressed. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what the hell is going on into there. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's like you're but you know, they look like their

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<v Speaker 1>long hair and they're sleeps. Summary appreciate a good sundress,

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<v Speaker 1>and not in a sexual way. It's just like it's

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<v Speaker 1>very summary. It's very like, you know, like running through

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<v Speaker 1>the fields on a thing. Like it's just very summer. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So I stopped at the light and across the street

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<v Speaker 1>and I get to the other side right as the

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<v Speaker 1>light changed across the street and then zipping by me

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<v Speaker 1>up the block, well coming towards me rather and then

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<v Speaker 1>zipping by me is Mikey Day from SNL on like

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<v Speaker 1>a razor scooter with a motor. How cool I did.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, hey, Mikey, but I hed he pods

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<v Speaker 1>in and he was like humming, so he couldn't hear anybody.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's New York. Nobody like nobody noticed him. Nobody

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<v Speaker 1>like jumped in front of him and tripped him to

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<v Speaker 1>get you know, I said hi because I like him,

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<v Speaker 1>and I wasn't gonna stop him. Was like, hey, Mike day,

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<v Speaker 1>I saw Boomer science in today. If you don't hope

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<v Speaker 1>Boomer Sciensen is not only is he uh legendary New

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<v Speaker 1>York jet, a legendary New York jet, but also a

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<v Speaker 1>top quarterback. Went to the Super Bowl in the early

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<v Speaker 1>nineties with the Bengals. And he parks his his truck

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<v Speaker 1>in the same place we park our car for work

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<v Speaker 1>because his radio station he I think he lives in

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<v Speaker 1>that building or and his radio station is not far

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<v Speaker 1>away where he works at w f a M, which

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<v Speaker 1>is the sports station in New York. And I've seen

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<v Speaker 1>I've met him a bunch of times. I played celebrity

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<v Speaker 1>softball with him. He rarely remembers but and it's like

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<v Speaker 1>I see him all the time and I go, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>good morning, and he looks at me like, hey man,

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<v Speaker 1>that's going I go ahead, work for Elvis, all right? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I say I know us to me, well, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>at the bottom of the ramp and we come in

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning. His giant asked like, what is it,

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<v Speaker 1>like a cobra or something. What kind of truck is that?

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<v Speaker 1>I forget what kind of truck. It is a giant,

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<v Speaker 1>giant truck, and it's a it's a I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>a forward. It's don't tweet me, it's it's his ford

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<v Speaker 1>on the grill and you can just squeeze in between

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<v Speaker 1>the front of his truck and the pole when you

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<v Speaker 1>have to turn left to get into the garage. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>this morning I pull in and there's a beautiful black

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<v Speaker 1>land Rover range Rover, one of them, I think it

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<v Speaker 1>was a range Rover, just tinted out windows and awesome

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<v Speaker 1>looking wheels, the kind of car. You're like, jeez, I

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<v Speaker 1>wonder what that guy does for a living. And he's

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<v Speaker 1>in Boomers spot. So when I'm leaving today, Dare's Boomer,

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<v Speaker 1>I go, hey, Boomer, what's up? Hey man? And I said, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Brody from the Other Strains show. Oh yeah, bro

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<v Speaker 1>I was going on in until I was I said Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>the usual conversation, and I said, oh, did you sell

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<v Speaker 1>the truck? No, no, no, I switched it out. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>driving this for a little while. So look, obviously the

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<v Speaker 1>guy makes millions of dollars. I'm not counting his money.

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<v Speaker 1>But he's got an assortment already. She does. And I

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't tell if it was a sales deal or not,

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<v Speaker 1>like if if like he's doing it like for a

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<v Speaker 1>client that he's boomer. Yeah, but you know who Elvis

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<v Speaker 1>has done that. He drove a car once for a

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<v Speaker 1>client that's between radio and pro football. And you think

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<v Speaker 1>they gave him the call. You think they gave him

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<v Speaker 1>the call whatever, dude, I think he just affords it outright,

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<v Speaker 1>he just buys it cash. Come on now, any level.

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<v Speaker 1>But I got one more, two more celebrities and have

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of celebrities speaking of Yes, so we're the

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<v Speaker 1>three of us are out this. I'm gonna tell you

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<v Speaker 1>later about the lunch because it was there was some

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<v Speaker 1>problem and they weren't for me. I didn't have the

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<v Speaker 1>problems necessarily. So the three of us are reading out

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<v Speaker 1>like in um those temporary outdoor state things they built

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<v Speaker 1>outside restaurants for the pandemic food sheds. Right, so it's

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<v Speaker 1>a three sided thing, and that you have the tables

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<v Speaker 1>it's a beautiful weather, and people will people watching. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>he's walking by our tables on the sidewalk. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>we're on the upper West side. And next in this

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<v Speaker 1>Italian restaurant we were eating at is a is a

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<v Speaker 1>tanning salon, but you know it's a fufu tanning salons

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<v Speaker 1>side and it's in the ground floor of a townhouse.

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<v Speaker 1>You already know that he's gonna be celebrities walking in

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<v Speaker 1>and out of there. So older guy comes out. He's

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<v Speaker 1>wearing Hawaiian shorts and he does that older guy thing

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<v Speaker 1>where you like put your hands on your hips and

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<v Speaker 1>you stretch backwards right, and I'm looking at him, I said,

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm with Tom Kelly. You know Tom Kelly, he's

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<v Speaker 1>a comedian, And yes, I did his podcast, of course, yes, yes, continue, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>And he lives not far from this restaurant. So I go,

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<v Speaker 1>is that the great actor John Lithgow And he says, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he lives in the area. A lot of celebrities, something

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<v Speaker 1>like it's John lithco. But I didn't want to bomb him.

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<v Speaker 1>He just came out of the tanning salon and he

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<v Speaker 1>was pasty white. So clearly he needs to go to

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<v Speaker 1>the Tanning Salon. But that was my book, but he

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<v Speaker 1>has he has my best celebrity sighting from yesterday. By

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<v Speaker 1>the way, Uh, none of these are gonna live up

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<v Speaker 1>to my celebrity sightings. I don't need to play top

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<v Speaker 1>that with you. No, you don't like doing that. But

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<v Speaker 1>but again, who was your last one? Well? Mine is

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<v Speaker 1>not a top that. It's how oh my god, can

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<v Speaker 1>you believe that it would it would have been a

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<v Speaker 1>top that. So I'm walking down the street. It's about

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<v Speaker 1>two block walk from where I parked to the train

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<v Speaker 1>station I need to go uptown in New York, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm walking behind a blonde guy, short, blonde buzz cut.

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<v Speaker 1>I would say, he's like fifty sixty years old and

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<v Speaker 1>a little a little bit overweight. Nunds just like sees

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<v Speaker 1>this nice size guy. Then the guy he's with is thin,

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<v Speaker 1>with a pointy nose and round John Lennon style glasses

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<v Speaker 1>if you know what that means, and is long blackish

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<v Speaker 1>gray hairs in a ponytail. I have now perfectly described

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<v Speaker 1>to you Getty Lee, the lead singer and bass player,

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<v Speaker 1>and Alex Lifeson, the guitar player from Rush Rush from

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<v Speaker 1>the band Rush. So for a secondgo oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>So I take a picture and I I go downstad

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<v Speaker 1>they get on the train. They're going the same steps downstairs.

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<v Speaker 1>At this point I realized it's not them. I realize

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<v Speaker 1>it's not them, but two guys hanging out who look

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<v Speaker 1>they both look the guys in Rush. So I take

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<v Speaker 1>a good picture of the side of their faces on

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<v Speaker 1>the subway platforms down and I nope. I posted on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>I posted on Facebook and Instagram and I go, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I bumped into Getty Lee and Alex Lifeson and I

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<v Speaker 1>tag Rush. You know, I'm like the Rushed the band

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<v Speaker 1>at Rush the band people commented on my Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 1>On Instagram, not one person called me out. I even

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<v Speaker 1>put like a wacky emoji like that looking face it

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<v Speaker 1>looked them, but obviously wasn't do so so, but I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, wow, cool, they're making puns like that, like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, Rush, I guess it was rush hour

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<v Speaker 1>on the subway. And then he's like song lyric puns

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm thinking, well, do I but inescap Here's my question.

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<v Speaker 1>Do I tell them like ha ha, you fell for

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<v Speaker 1>it to leave it for like a year, nah, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what? I would leave it for a year because

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<v Speaker 1>Brody coming up in this podcast. I left something for

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<v Speaker 1>a year and somebody called it out on an email

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<v Speaker 1>just and I'm going to reveal it to you. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I would leave it celebrity though for now I want

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<v Speaker 1>your celebrity. Well okay, so um okay. So, so first

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<v Speaker 1>of all, there's been a lot of people in Jersey City. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>Brian Cranston, Brody Hello, and and Aaron Paul Yeah, from

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<v Speaker 1>Breaking Breaking Bad. They were behind the bar at a

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<v Speaker 1>bar that is about eight blocks from my house, four

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<v Speaker 1>blocks from Gandhi and a bar that I frequent often.

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<v Speaker 1>They were serving. If you go to a Hoboken Girl,

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<v Speaker 1>New Jersey or something on Instagram, you can see all

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<v Speaker 1>the footage. She's awesome, she captured it. These two show

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<v Speaker 1>up at the bar and I don't know if they

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<v Speaker 1>know the owners of the bar and what the funk.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what was going on that promoting their tequila?

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<v Speaker 1>They yes, But why that bar in Jersey City. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>they had just been in Glenn Rock because Jamie my

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<v Speaker 1>Coast from Walkers and Talkers went to Glenn Rock to

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<v Speaker 1>a liquor store to try and meet them, and mcnell

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<v Speaker 1>met them took pictures with them. Talk to them, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>they're doing a whole Jersey thing. Yes, tell you what.

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<v Speaker 1>They went behind the bar and they were literally serving

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<v Speaker 1>their tequila and people were going nuts, and it was

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<v Speaker 1>it is a big bar. It's crowded on a Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it looked like it was. Yeah, I think

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<v Speaker 1>it was on Sunday or Monday anyway. So that was

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<v Speaker 1>one thing that happened. Now they're also filming a movie

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<v Speaker 1>in Hoboken. Um. Again, I don't want to get granular

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<v Speaker 1>with it, but it's it's in the middle of Hoboken.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was driving by ducks. Are the ducks in

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<v Speaker 1>the movie? No? No, No, driving through in uper and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh my god, all the cameras are there.

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<v Speaker 1>The guy was in the seat, you know, the seat

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<v Speaker 1>that moves with the crane on it with the light. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the boom seat. I'm like, who is that? I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>looks familiar. I didn't find out till after I got

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<v Speaker 1>to the bar because my friends and he saw this

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<v Speaker 1>famous woman, yes, filming the scenes that tops John Lithgow,

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely mikey Day from and you didn't recognize her. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't recognize her, but she was filming a fuse, filming

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<v Speaker 1>a movie because she must have been a character. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't she had makeup, she had a wig, whatever the case.

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<v Speaker 1>I get to the bar and I sit to my

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<v Speaker 1>Hoboken cop friends. I'm like, yo, you guys got streets

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<v Speaker 1>blocked off down there? Who was filming? They're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>Uma Thurman has been there all week. Thurman. But it

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<v Speaker 1>gets better, But I didn't see him. He's also in

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<v Speaker 1>the film, and he's also been filming with Uma Thurman. Dude,

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<v Speaker 1>Sammuel Jackson, whoa, whoa, that's now it's almost it's almost

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<v Speaker 1>like it's almost like a pulp fiction renaissance here, Like, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>pulp find out what films Samuel Jackson and Uma Thurman

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<v Speaker 1>and filming as we speak in Hoboken. Apparently almost been

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<v Speaker 1>in the neighborhood. There's been SUVs everywhere, extra secure, any

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<v Speaker 1>detail and Sammuewel Jackson. Now, I didn't see Samuel Jackson.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw him with Thurman. I didn't know it was

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<v Speaker 1>her until I got to the bar. Anyway, how fucking

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<v Speaker 1>cool is that? Well, I'm very cool the people in

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<v Speaker 1>your neighborhood. So I am, I am going to I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna look up the movie in a second because I

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<v Speaker 1>want to get that film. Looking at Uma Thurman. She

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<v Speaker 1>won a Golden Globe Award and a screen Uh No,

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<v Speaker 1>she won a Golden Band Faces. Dude, I'm she won

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<v Speaker 1>an Empire Award, an MTV Movie Award in two thousan four,

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<v Speaker 1>a Saturn Award, a Broadway Dot Com Audience Award whatever

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<v Speaker 1>that is, and some other thing. So how biggest award

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<v Speaker 1>was one Golden Globe? Okay, so now hold on, let's

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<v Speaker 1>look up John Lithgo, who I believe also trying to compare. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he may have won a Tony Oh. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>sucks that he wasn't face to face with Samuel Jackson

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<v Speaker 1>or Brian Cranston or Aaron Paul then I would have

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<v Speaker 1>fucking beat you there. But I still think a bigger

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<v Speaker 1>celebrity than mikey Day and Boomer Siason and John Let's

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<v Speaker 1>go best Supporting Actor. You're talking about a film person

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<v Speaker 1>versus a TV guy. No, Uma Thurman and John Lico

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<v Speaker 1>is a movie guy. He's a TV guy. First. No,

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<v Speaker 1>he's not Third Rock from the Sun. He was nominated

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<v Speaker 1>for the World according to GARP in terms of endearment.

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<v Speaker 1>Those were his first projects. Uh. He won Best Featured

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<v Speaker 1>Actor in a Play is more Relevant Today? Hold On,

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<v Speaker 1>the absolutely not. John Lithgow was on Dexter hold On,

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<v Speaker 1>He Want to Tell You One a Tony. He won

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<v Speaker 1>two Tonies, one for a musical and one for Best Actor.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see what else. He won Outstanding Guest Actor in

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<v Speaker 1>a Drama Series. He won an Emmy. He won one

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<v Speaker 1>two three, four or five six two five, hold On,

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<v Speaker 1>hold On Now hold nominated for four Grammys. He won

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<v Speaker 1>a Theater Desco. But he doesn't have a hold On.

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<v Speaker 1>He doesn't have a song named after him by Fallout Boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there a song called John Lisko hold On? But

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<v Speaker 1>how icon of you have? Great Globe Awards, Care Three,

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<v Speaker 1>Screen Actors Guild Awards, Critics Choice Award, New York Film

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<v Speaker 1>Critic Award, Los Angeles Film Critic Awards. I'm just saying

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<v Speaker 1>this status of having a song. The title of your

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<v Speaker 1>song is called Uma Thurman by a popular band Fallout Boy,

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<v Speaker 1>named Uma Thurman and sing about Uma Thurman this song.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's a Mike drop hold hold On. John

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<v Speaker 1>Lithgo is also an author of many books, and he

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<v Speaker 1>has a song wait a minute, is a song and

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<v Speaker 1>pitch perfect three? Dude, let me pull that up. We're

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<v Speaker 1>talking you you you talked about the Marvel movies that

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<v Speaker 1>she's been in. Hold on, hold on, and dude, pulp

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<v Speaker 1>fucking fiction. End of story. I win pulp fiction with

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<v Speaker 1>Cenral Jackson, Johnson start a third rock from the Sung Dyn.

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<v Speaker 1>I say we take to sit a big show tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>John Lithgow is one of the greatest actors of a generation.

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<v Speaker 1>Ulma Thurman is like, Uma, I think we should bring

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<v Speaker 1>us to the big show anyway. We should. Hey, are

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<v Speaker 1>you playing corn hole tomorrow? I'm not talking about the

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<v Speaker 1>one in your bedroom, the version that you play there. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So what Scary is talking about is our whole company,

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<v Speaker 1>all of New York. I Heart Media is playing at

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<v Speaker 1>a a big corn hole cornation mornament very a peculiar

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<v Speaker 1>thing to usually people. You know, they have team building

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<v Speaker 1>events based around softball. You get a lot of events together,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, based on you know, right field day things,

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<v Speaker 1>but cornhole, ping pongk tournaments, tennis, but corn hole interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're gonna have a round robin of corn hole,

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<v Speaker 1>a corn hole to tournament. And I know how to play.

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<v Speaker 1>But is that a sport A and B Does it

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<v Speaker 1>take any kind of skill? Yes, it takes skill, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's the kind of thing that like anyone. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>lazy could play like you. If you could swing your

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<v Speaker 1>arm in the same motion every time, at the same

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<v Speaker 1>speed and have the same release point of these bean bags,

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<v Speaker 1>then you're gonna be somewhat successful at cornhole. And if

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<v Speaker 1>you don't know what cornhole is, it's the bean bag

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<v Speaker 1>game where you have to fling ball, you know, bean

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<v Speaker 1>bags into a hole on the other side. Believe me,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know what cornhole was until I was in

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<v Speaker 1>my twenties. Again, you're talking about a Brooklyn kid here.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know it. Does your girlfriend Robin do a

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<v Speaker 1>corn Hoole's? Uh? Are we being funny or are we

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<v Speaker 1>being serious? And I'm just gonna question you're talking she knows.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think she knows what cornhole the game is?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, anyway are you playing? Did you get

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<v Speaker 1>a team together? You signed? Okay, so I didn't sign

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<v Speaker 1>up because I'm like corn hole. And then after I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't sign up, I realized my date, my availability changed

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<v Speaker 1>it I'm now available, and then I hear everybody's going,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you said to me on Monday due the

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<v Speaker 1>whole company's going. We're going. But the thing is, there's

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<v Speaker 1>also gonna be a free taco truck there, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going for the food. I don't know about you, taco

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<v Speaker 1>and cornhole? What kind of event is this? So you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna meet in taco but not playing corn hole? I

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<v Speaker 1>got you see what kind of pressing you are. But

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying is I didn't bother signing up for

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<v Speaker 1>a team. I'm there to drink, I'm there to eat.

0:23:02.880 --> 0:23:05.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm there to like hang around and but but did

0:23:05.840 --> 0:23:09.040
<v Speaker 1>you or anyone you know sign up for an actual team.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't talk to a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>people outside the morning show. There's maybe five people that

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<v Speaker 1>I talked to now normally because no one's in the

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<v Speaker 1>building when we're there, and none of them have said

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<v Speaker 1>their corn holing trying. Uh, Trevor's not corn holing, Jim's

0:23:21.160 --> 0:23:24.600
<v Speaker 1>not corn holing. Gonna show up though, Yeah, I think

0:23:24.640 --> 0:23:26.520
<v Speaker 1>they're going. Yeah, I know, I know Trevor's going. I'm

0:23:27.200 --> 0:23:30.200
<v Speaker 1>standing around drinking, eating, well, drinking and eat, and that's fine.

0:23:30.240 --> 0:23:33.119
<v Speaker 1>That's fine by me. Um. But I I emailed back

0:23:33.160 --> 0:23:34.760
<v Speaker 1>and I said, hey, I want to be there, and

0:23:34.840 --> 0:23:36.920
<v Speaker 1>they said, well, all the teams are set, but you

0:23:36.960 --> 0:23:38.879
<v Speaker 1>can go as a free agent. If anybody cancels or

0:23:38.960 --> 0:23:42.119
<v Speaker 1>gets injured, you can step in. I'm like, injured, who's

0:23:42.119 --> 0:23:44.119
<v Speaker 1>getting injured? Corn holing? I mean, you know, come on,

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<v Speaker 1>it does hurt the first couple of times, but after

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<v Speaker 1>a while, Well, Brody, you know you may have a

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<v Speaker 1>sore risk from tonight, you know, so you may you

0:23:51.040 --> 0:23:52.720
<v Speaker 1>may not. You know, I could see how the people

0:23:52.760 --> 0:23:54.800
<v Speaker 1>could be injured and from swimming in my pool. You

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<v Speaker 1>think I might hurt my wrist exactly doing freestyle? Yeah,

0:23:59.520 --> 0:24:01.520
<v Speaker 1>you know what I'm say, Like, I think some people

0:24:01.720 --> 0:24:04.960
<v Speaker 1>have you know, maybe their risk is out of practice. Maybe.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, is this wrong? How do I do

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<v Speaker 1>this without offending anybody? I need your opinion. You don't

0:24:09.000 --> 0:24:10.920
<v Speaker 1>own a home, but I need your opinion anyway. And

0:24:11.040 --> 0:24:13.240
<v Speaker 1>and guys please tweet us and let us let us know,

0:24:13.680 --> 0:24:17.720
<v Speaker 1>or or leave a voicemail at UH two seventy seven

0:24:17.800 --> 0:24:21.440
<v Speaker 1>or talk back. UM, so I have ah, so you

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<v Speaker 1>know I have a pool. And by the way, yep, yep.

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<v Speaker 1>So the long side of it's a long rectangular pool.

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<v Speaker 1>The longside faces of my house and the back in

0:24:32.320 --> 0:24:37.040
<v Speaker 1>my backyard. The short sides face my two neighbors. The

0:24:37.160 --> 0:24:39.840
<v Speaker 1>neighbor on the right is rarely in the backyard, but

0:24:39.880 --> 0:24:41.600
<v Speaker 1>they have a dog now, so the dog's always back there.

0:24:41.600 --> 0:24:43.280
<v Speaker 1>And I think I told you. They put up like

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<v Speaker 1>a green covering on the fence that didn't cover the

0:24:45.520 --> 0:24:46.879
<v Speaker 1>whole fence, and the dog just goes to where the

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<v Speaker 1>covering ended, right, So now he barks at me all

0:24:49.920 --> 0:24:52.320
<v Speaker 1>the time. I mentioned it last summer. So they covered

0:24:52.400 --> 0:24:55.040
<v Speaker 1>three quarters of the fence on that faces my property,

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<v Speaker 1>but not the the last six ft where the dog

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<v Speaker 1>just stands and boks at me. So the cover is

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<v Speaker 1>really not that helpful except they can't see me in

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<v Speaker 1>the pool. We've talked about this. Right on the other

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<v Speaker 1>side of my property, I had a family that lived there,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, ten twelve years. They had like kids,

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<v Speaker 1>and their property their house is next to mine in

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<v Speaker 1>terms of like where it's located on the property, and

0:25:16.640 --> 0:25:19.440
<v Speaker 1>their backyard is all grass because they don't have a pool,

0:25:20.000 --> 0:25:22.000
<v Speaker 1>and it's it's a large back you're right, relative, it's

0:25:22.000 --> 0:25:26.439
<v Speaker 1>not it's big enough. Keeping about your property in your

0:25:26.480 --> 0:25:28.440
<v Speaker 1>pool and I'm not it's not that big. It's not

0:25:28.520 --> 0:25:31.320
<v Speaker 1>that big, but but but yeah, I'm not gonna swimming it.

0:25:31.760 --> 0:25:36.320
<v Speaker 1>So my my last neighbors would uh, they play on

0:25:36.400 --> 0:25:38.840
<v Speaker 1>the deck. They play right by the deck. They were

0:25:38.920 --> 0:25:41.439
<v Speaker 1>never like adjacent to the side of my pool. Now

0:25:41.560 --> 0:25:43.960
<v Speaker 1>between our properties, I have a row of trees, but

0:25:44.080 --> 0:25:46.400
<v Speaker 1>the bottom of the trees died a couple of years ago,

0:25:46.480 --> 0:25:48.440
<v Speaker 1>so it's like twigs sticking out, so there's not a

0:25:48.520 --> 0:25:52.000
<v Speaker 1>lot of coverage blocking my view of them in their

0:25:52.080 --> 0:25:54.000
<v Speaker 1>view of me, but they're never in the backyards. I

0:25:54.040 --> 0:25:59.919
<v Speaker 1>didn't care well. Last mid September, I got new neighbors,

0:26:00.359 --> 0:26:03.000
<v Speaker 1>very nice new neighbors with two little kids. And you know,

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<v Speaker 1>they were new and they and they were they were

0:26:05.720 --> 0:26:08.520
<v Speaker 1>you know, fixing the inside of the house. They were

0:26:08.800 --> 0:26:11.119
<v Speaker 1>living there part time while they were redoing the kitchen.

0:26:12.000 --> 0:26:14.000
<v Speaker 1>And I've gotten to be friendly with the husband and

0:26:14.200 --> 0:26:17.960
<v Speaker 1>a good guy Jets fan. Well, the weather is nice

0:26:18.880 --> 0:26:22.200
<v Speaker 1>and now the kids are in the backyard next to

0:26:22.280 --> 0:26:26.640
<v Speaker 1>the pool area every day and they've already had two

0:26:26.800 --> 0:26:33.000
<v Speaker 1>giant cookouts on the weekends with like thirty people. Yeah,

0:26:33.119 --> 0:26:36.280
<v Speaker 1>in the backyard and adjacent to my pool on the

0:26:36.320 --> 0:26:39.960
<v Speaker 1>other side of the twiggy trees. They've got like Adirondack chairs,

0:26:40.600 --> 0:26:42.080
<v Speaker 1>So that's where people are going to. They have a

0:26:42.160 --> 0:26:44.040
<v Speaker 1>fire pit now all the way in the back of

0:26:44.080 --> 0:26:46.399
<v Speaker 1>their property, not by the deck, all the way in

0:26:46.440 --> 0:26:50.920
<v Speaker 1>the back by itself, by the by. Is it rude

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<v Speaker 1>to put up a green covering over the short side

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<v Speaker 1>of my pool fence so that we don't see each

0:26:55.920 --> 0:26:57.720
<v Speaker 1>other when I'm in the pool. I would like some

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<v Speaker 1>pool privacy. I don't think that's not I don't think

0:27:00.359 --> 0:27:02.120
<v Speaker 1>that's no. You could do what you want on your

0:27:02.160 --> 0:27:05.199
<v Speaker 1>own property. So because I was cleaning the pool two

0:27:05.280 --> 0:27:08.640
<v Speaker 1>days ago and during the barbecue, well what's today, whatever

0:27:08.760 --> 0:27:10.720
<v Speaker 1>day it was, I was out there on Sunday. So

0:27:11.760 --> 0:27:14.440
<v Speaker 1>the kids get they're like seven, they make you okay,

0:27:14.480 --> 0:27:16.040
<v Speaker 1>so they make use of the part of the property.

0:27:16.119 --> 0:27:19.080
<v Speaker 1>The four they walked over to my part of the property,

0:27:19.560 --> 0:27:21.840
<v Speaker 1>went through the dead the dying trees at the bottom,

0:27:22.160 --> 0:27:24.240
<v Speaker 1>and we're like staring at like holding onto my fence

0:27:24.320 --> 0:27:26.680
<v Speaker 1>going there. They're waiting for an invite, Like me, I

0:27:26.720 --> 0:27:28.840
<v Speaker 1>don't play that well. I I talked to them. They're

0:27:28.840 --> 0:27:33.320
<v Speaker 1>adorable kids and got no problem. But yeah, look old man,

0:27:34.040 --> 0:27:36.560
<v Speaker 1>old man, over there in his pool, and we don't

0:27:36.600 --> 0:27:39.240
<v Speaker 1>have a fucking pool. Maybe maybe if we stare at

0:27:39.280 --> 0:27:41.800
<v Speaker 1>him long, longingly, maybe he'll feel bad for us and

0:27:41.880 --> 0:27:45.160
<v Speaker 1>invite us. No, he won't. He won't invite his best friend. Scary.

0:27:45.240 --> 0:27:47.400
<v Speaker 1>Just well, I'm not gonna invite seven year old kids

0:27:47.440 --> 0:27:49.080
<v Speaker 1>and my neighbor's kids to come swim in the pool

0:27:49.119 --> 0:27:51.360
<v Speaker 1>without their parents. Maybe when you're not you can give

0:27:51.359 --> 0:27:52.920
<v Speaker 1>them your pool, saying hey, look, you know what, me

0:27:52.960 --> 0:27:54.320
<v Speaker 1>and my wife were going out of town for a

0:27:54.359 --> 0:27:56.240
<v Speaker 1>couple of days. Whoa whoa wall my wife and I.

0:27:56.880 --> 0:27:58.159
<v Speaker 1>My wife and I going out of town for a

0:27:58.200 --> 0:28:00.360
<v Speaker 1>couple of days. You guys want to swim in our pool? Yeah,

0:28:00.400 --> 0:28:03.720
<v Speaker 1>nobody does that. You don't listen. If you live in

0:28:03.800 --> 0:28:05.879
<v Speaker 1>small town America and you do that, that's great. You

0:28:05.920 --> 0:28:09.960
<v Speaker 1>don't lend pools out while you're gone. No, that's like saying, hey,

0:28:09.960 --> 0:28:12.240
<v Speaker 1>i'll be gone for a while, drive my car. I'm

0:28:12.280 --> 0:28:15.160
<v Speaker 1>not one of those people, but the car is something

0:28:15.200 --> 0:28:16.840
<v Speaker 1>that you get into an accident with. This is your

0:28:16.880 --> 0:28:20.720
<v Speaker 1>pool unless you drown. Okay, Scary, What could possibly happen

0:28:21.080 --> 0:28:23.160
<v Speaker 1>with seven and six year old kids in my pool?

0:28:23.400 --> 0:28:26.040
<v Speaker 1>Go from worse to worse go from a best case

0:28:26.080 --> 0:28:29.080
<v Speaker 1>scenario to worst best case. I'm not going to answer

0:28:29.119 --> 0:28:33.000
<v Speaker 1>the question, but I p in my pool. Yeah, worst case,

0:28:33.119 --> 0:28:36.040
<v Speaker 1>God forbid, something happened, they fall, bang their head, paralyzed, cripple,

0:28:36.080 --> 0:28:38.640
<v Speaker 1>and then you dive in. You serve them with some

0:28:39.280 --> 0:28:42.360
<v Speaker 1>contract or something you have, have them signed waivers and

0:28:42.960 --> 0:28:44.800
<v Speaker 1>know that you can't it's not a thing. You can't

0:28:44.840 --> 0:28:46.280
<v Speaker 1>do that. That's all right, So you don't do that,

0:28:46.360 --> 0:28:48.560
<v Speaker 1>all right, Okay, alright, I just whatever. But the thing

0:28:48.640 --> 0:28:50.320
<v Speaker 1>is you you know it would believe that's a that's

0:28:50.360 --> 0:28:53.760
<v Speaker 1>a non enforceable exculptor if you if you're handscaping. My opinion,

0:28:53.920 --> 0:28:56.320
<v Speaker 1>and my humble opinion is I don't think that you

0:28:56.400 --> 0:29:00.120
<v Speaker 1>have an issue you there's not there's anything wrong with

0:29:00.200 --> 0:29:04.560
<v Speaker 1>you putting Okay, but my but my prior neighbors, I

0:29:04.600 --> 0:29:07.160
<v Speaker 1>didn't put up a fence, and now all of a sudden,

0:29:07.200 --> 0:29:10.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm covering up my fence. It's gonna look awkward. I

0:29:10.880 --> 0:29:14.760
<v Speaker 1>don't well, I don't know the problem. Well, sorry, these

0:29:14.800 --> 0:29:17.080
<v Speaker 1>neighbors behave differently than the last ones. I mean, that's

0:29:17.320 --> 0:29:19.480
<v Speaker 1>that's what you get. And it's the luck of the draw.

0:29:20.160 --> 0:29:22.800
<v Speaker 1>What can I say, they're different people. They are in

0:29:22.920 --> 0:29:25.920
<v Speaker 1>that side of the that area of your of the property,

0:29:26.040 --> 0:29:29.520
<v Speaker 1>they can see over. Yeah, I don't know. I I say,

0:29:29.680 --> 0:29:32.920
<v Speaker 1>just if he bothers you that much, puts covering over.

0:29:33.040 --> 0:29:34.800
<v Speaker 1>But as I'm as, I'm I have to. But I

0:29:34.840 --> 0:29:36.640
<v Speaker 1>hears what I'm doing, I'm gonna cover one. Then at home,

0:29:37.160 --> 0:29:38.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna do it like at noon when I come home,

0:29:39.440 --> 0:29:40.840
<v Speaker 1>so it just appears there. No, don't do it in

0:29:40.920 --> 0:29:42.440
<v Speaker 1>front of them. No, I can't do it like the

0:29:42.520 --> 0:29:44.520
<v Speaker 1>kids in the back yard. I'm like, no, this it's

0:29:44.560 --> 0:29:48.960
<v Speaker 1>a protective coating. That's all all right. Okay, we gotta

0:29:48.960 --> 0:29:52.480
<v Speaker 1>take a quick break. Hit the button the Boys podcast

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<v Speaker 1>question for you, Yes you have. You have a good

0:29:57.240 --> 0:30:01.200
<v Speaker 1>question ahead. So last night, uh, a couple of my friends,

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<v Speaker 1>well a lot of my friends and I not all

0:30:03.960 --> 0:30:07.440
<v Speaker 1>of them, not David Brodie. We went out to went

0:30:07.480 --> 0:30:10.160
<v Speaker 1>out to a great dinner. This place actually awesome restaurant.

0:30:10.240 --> 0:30:13.680
<v Speaker 1>Ill Molino, no relation to the chain that's in America

0:30:13.760 --> 0:30:15.200
<v Speaker 1>and the New York, New York one and all that.

0:30:15.240 --> 0:30:18.120
<v Speaker 1>How do you get away with that? Apparently this one

0:30:18.240 --> 0:30:21.000
<v Speaker 1>was here first, and the ill Melino that was born

0:30:21.080 --> 0:30:24.160
<v Speaker 1>in New York city had to ask this one for permission.

0:30:24.600 --> 0:30:28.320
<v Speaker 1>That's the way the story goes, allegedly. Anyway, so we

0:30:28.400 --> 0:30:31.600
<v Speaker 1>were there. It was in Dumont, New Jersey. Wonderful restaurant.

0:30:31.840 --> 0:30:35.680
<v Speaker 1>They did table side mutzadel broad you know, like they

0:30:35.840 --> 0:30:38.880
<v Speaker 1>made the muzadel in the water, the warm water and

0:30:38.960 --> 0:30:41.560
<v Speaker 1>everything with the with the stick and everything, and they

0:30:41.600 --> 0:30:44.080
<v Speaker 1>were literally molding the muzadel right there in front of you.

0:30:44.200 --> 0:30:47.640
<v Speaker 1>Was I've never seen I've seen fresh made table side. Guawk,

0:30:48.400 --> 0:30:51.040
<v Speaker 1>We've seen fresh made table side a lot of things,

0:30:51.480 --> 0:30:54.760
<v Speaker 1>never mutzadel. But anyway, do you know what il molino

0:30:54.840 --> 0:30:58.960
<v Speaker 1>translates to in English? The mill? Yeah? Yeah, I was

0:30:59.000 --> 0:31:02.640
<v Speaker 1>gonna say the molino, but you ruined it the melino.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is something that I think people get into

0:31:07.240 --> 0:31:09.000
<v Speaker 1>in group dinners. And I don't know if it's right

0:31:09.120 --> 0:31:12.760
<v Speaker 1>or wrong or whatever, but I hate personally when people

0:31:12.920 --> 0:31:16.360
<v Speaker 1>speak for the table when a group app comes out,

0:31:16.480 --> 0:31:20.920
<v Speaker 1>a group appetizer, you know, arrives. In this case, let's

0:31:21.160 --> 0:31:25.120
<v Speaker 1>it was it was cocktail shrimp. Okay. So now the

0:31:25.160 --> 0:31:28.520
<v Speaker 1>way this is after someone like you would come speak

0:31:28.560 --> 0:31:31.240
<v Speaker 1>for the table and order the appetizers. This is once

0:31:31.440 --> 0:31:34.360
<v Speaker 1>somebody like you has already ordered the ones it's been Yeah,

0:31:34.360 --> 0:31:37.280
<v Speaker 1>in this case, Falco ordered. Falco was pretty much the

0:31:37.360 --> 0:31:39.360
<v Speaker 1>king of his castle. So did he rock you, amadas?

0:31:39.480 --> 0:31:43.760
<v Speaker 1>He rules the roost? Falco, Yeah he did. He's Falcon

0:31:43.880 --> 0:31:48.840
<v Speaker 1>is the best. He orders a giant thing of shrimp cocktail,

0:31:49.280 --> 0:31:52.600
<v Speaker 1>big giant shrimp got you, okay, johnbo shrimp. But it

0:31:52.680 --> 0:31:55.080
<v Speaker 1>was like, but don't you hate when all of a

0:31:55.120 --> 0:31:58.840
<v Speaker 1>sudden somebody then you know, they get they get the shrimp,

0:31:59.000 --> 0:32:01.560
<v Speaker 1>and now they take all the fucking lemons and they

0:32:01.600 --> 0:32:06.120
<v Speaker 1>start squeezing the lemons all over all the shrimp. It's like, well,

0:32:06.560 --> 0:32:08.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't want you to speak for me in my shrimp,

0:32:08.480 --> 0:32:11.520
<v Speaker 1>like I want to don't do that. Put take the

0:32:11.600 --> 0:32:14.440
<v Speaker 1>strip on your own plate, and you fucking squeeze the

0:32:14.520 --> 0:32:17.880
<v Speaker 1>lemon onto your shrimp privately, on your own sauce, in

0:32:17.960 --> 0:32:20.440
<v Speaker 1>your own plate, in your own time, don't you fucking

0:32:21.000 --> 0:32:24.040
<v Speaker 1>don't you take the the entire fucking thing lemon squeeze,

0:32:24.160 --> 0:32:26.440
<v Speaker 1>because not everybody wants lemon on there gonna they have shrimp,

0:32:26.720 --> 0:32:29.680
<v Speaker 1>and and and similarly, and I've seen this done before.

0:32:30.280 --> 0:32:33.600
<v Speaker 1>When when when when the waiter comes, you know, you know,

0:32:34.000 --> 0:32:36.360
<v Speaker 1>serves a big appetizer and he comes with the guy

0:32:36.400 --> 0:32:38.520
<v Speaker 1>in the giant pepper mill and he goes, you guys

0:32:38.560 --> 0:32:41.080
<v Speaker 1>want pepper on this, and they're like, yeah, just throw

0:32:41.160 --> 0:32:43.560
<v Speaker 1>some pepper all over it. That happened to Carmines. I

0:32:43.600 --> 0:32:46.560
<v Speaker 1>got pepper on my caesar salad. They literally pepper the

0:32:46.720 --> 0:32:50.120
<v Speaker 1>entire fucking app and then wait and then and then

0:32:50.280 --> 0:32:52.320
<v Speaker 1>by the time you get it, like it's got pepper

0:32:52.400 --> 0:32:54.680
<v Speaker 1>all over the whole fucking thing. Like they they pepper,

0:32:54.840 --> 0:32:57.480
<v Speaker 1>don't pepper the entire app. If it's a group app,

0:32:58.000 --> 0:33:00.920
<v Speaker 1>individual decisions or in order. Here folk, you don't get

0:33:00.960 --> 0:33:02.960
<v Speaker 1>to make the decision for the table. But it was

0:33:03.000 --> 0:33:05.600
<v Speaker 1>sharing pizza. Put the slice on your plate and have

0:33:05.680 --> 0:33:09.160
<v Speaker 1>the guy put whatever you want on it. But we

0:33:09.240 --> 0:33:10.800
<v Speaker 1>were at call Mines the last time. You know that

0:33:10.880 --> 0:33:14.680
<v Speaker 1>it's family style, so everything's massive. This massive caesar salad came.

0:33:14.760 --> 0:33:17.960
<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm talking. It's my favorite caesar salad. And

0:33:18.040 --> 0:33:20.120
<v Speaker 1>even if you remember, we were sitting with people who

0:33:20.160 --> 0:33:22.520
<v Speaker 1>knew people, it wasn't just everyone we knew. It was

0:33:22.560 --> 0:33:25.240
<v Speaker 1>people who brought other people and a guy who didn't

0:33:25.280 --> 0:33:28.080
<v Speaker 1>really know a lot of people. When the salath came

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<v Speaker 1>the way it was like, if anyone would like pepper

0:33:30.120 --> 0:33:31.400
<v Speaker 1>on the salad, let me know. He goes, yeah, I

0:33:31.440 --> 0:33:35.000
<v Speaker 1>just pepper the whole salad. I'm like, you fucking new here.

0:33:35.240 --> 0:33:37.480
<v Speaker 1>You're not in a circle. Like if it was you

0:33:37.560 --> 0:33:40.760
<v Speaker 1>and me and we knew everybody, then like it's almost forgivable, almost,

0:33:41.080 --> 0:33:43.600
<v Speaker 1>But when you're like the guy like you came because

0:33:43.640 --> 0:33:45.920
<v Speaker 1>someone who was like not in a circle. It was

0:33:45.960 --> 0:33:48.680
<v Speaker 1>invited and they invited their friend, and you're the friend

0:33:48.720 --> 0:33:51.320
<v Speaker 1>of a friend. You know, pepper salad. Dare you pepping

0:33:51.400 --> 0:33:54.479
<v Speaker 1>my fucking salad without there? And shut up? And hopefully

0:33:54.520 --> 0:33:57.040
<v Speaker 1>I give you some pepper, some some caesar salad. You

0:33:57.080 --> 0:33:58.920
<v Speaker 1>don't speak for the table of people. You don't even know.

0:33:59.400 --> 0:34:01.640
<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm my God, Well we got, we got.

0:34:01.800 --> 0:34:05.080
<v Speaker 1>We got lemoned everywhere, all the shrimp because one guy says,

0:34:05.080 --> 0:34:06.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna I'm gonna just take care of this

0:34:06.640 --> 0:34:08.440
<v Speaker 1>for everybody, and he thought he was doing everyone a favor.

0:34:08.680 --> 0:34:12.520
<v Speaker 1>He lemoned the entire fucking cocktail train. I like my

0:34:12.680 --> 0:34:15.160
<v Speaker 1>I like it dipping in fucking in the cocktail sauce.

0:34:15.520 --> 0:34:18.960
<v Speaker 1>And that's it. I don't really I like lemon. That's

0:34:19.040 --> 0:34:20.560
<v Speaker 1>that's not then you would have had a great time

0:34:20.640 --> 0:34:23.080
<v Speaker 1>last night. Can you imagine we would We ordered some

0:34:23.200 --> 0:34:26.279
<v Speaker 1>kind of seafood maybe, and some guys like, yeah, just

0:34:26.360 --> 0:34:29.719
<v Speaker 1>put dial on it. Yeah, fucking dial it, deal it off,

0:34:29.840 --> 0:34:33.200
<v Speaker 1>dial it, deal it up, baby, dial it. You know,

0:34:33.400 --> 0:34:36.160
<v Speaker 1>you know he claims the reganana. Same thing. You have

0:34:36.239 --> 0:34:38.400
<v Speaker 1>a tray of clams, a reganana. Don't you fucking be

0:34:38.480 --> 0:34:41.759
<v Speaker 1>pouring lemon on it on my behalf. I will lemon

0:34:41.840 --> 0:34:46.200
<v Speaker 1>my own if I want it. Yeah, that's that's some

0:34:46.280 --> 0:34:52.040
<v Speaker 1>bullshit stuff at it. I'm just saying to get that

0:34:52.120 --> 0:34:54.960
<v Speaker 1>off my chest. This is an observation from last night's dinner.

0:34:55.760 --> 0:34:58.440
<v Speaker 1>So uh so observations for dinner. I I talked to you,

0:34:58.960 --> 0:35:02.720
<v Speaker 1>uh everybody, I guess about them. Three weeks ago about

0:35:02.800 --> 0:35:04.880
<v Speaker 1>we went to Hulda Hands and the waitress, the one

0:35:04.920 --> 0:35:07.440
<v Speaker 1>who's smart, was small, asked about my mets and then

0:35:07.520 --> 0:35:10.839
<v Speaker 1>we never saw her again. Smoke. So that happened again.

0:35:10.880 --> 0:35:12.799
<v Speaker 1>So the three of us were out upper West side

0:35:12.840 --> 0:35:17.239
<v Speaker 1>of Manhattan. Uh, and we we get a waiter. He's

0:35:17.280 --> 0:35:21.000
<v Speaker 1>got them, he's got it's not an iPad, it's a

0:35:21.280 --> 0:35:24.040
<v Speaker 1>made for restaurants, but it's a computer on his wrist.

0:35:24.120 --> 0:35:26.520
<v Speaker 1>That looks bigger than a phone strapped to his wrist

0:35:26.640 --> 0:35:28.879
<v Speaker 1>like a watch, of course, and he's like, I'm gonna

0:35:28.920 --> 0:35:31.160
<v Speaker 1>take your order. So he's gotta type it in rather

0:35:31.239 --> 0:35:33.399
<v Speaker 1>than like old schools, write it on a notepad. He's

0:35:33.400 --> 0:35:35.480
<v Speaker 1>got to type it in with the other hand. He

0:35:35.560 --> 0:35:37.879
<v Speaker 1>can't type with two hands because it's on his wrist. Well,

0:35:37.880 --> 0:35:39.920
<v Speaker 1>if he's going to have that kind of technology, it

0:35:40.000 --> 0:35:42.800
<v Speaker 1>should have a press the button to voice text it in.

0:35:43.280 --> 0:35:45.360
<v Speaker 1>I mean it's gonna be he's gonna be that advanced.

0:35:45.680 --> 0:35:47.560
<v Speaker 1>Why why doesn't it have like a button on it?

0:35:47.719 --> 0:35:49.760
<v Speaker 1>But then you used to fun then you get glazed

0:35:49.800 --> 0:35:51.880
<v Speaker 1>fuck because it didn't hear him? Right, I don't. I

0:35:51.920 --> 0:35:53.399
<v Speaker 1>don't know if it was like he had to type

0:35:53.440 --> 0:35:55.719
<v Speaker 1>the letters. We had like search for like pasta and

0:35:55.760 --> 0:35:57.480
<v Speaker 1>then look like scroll down and like he had to

0:35:57.520 --> 0:36:00.959
<v Speaker 1>like select whatevery. So we telling him what we want.

0:36:01.560 --> 0:36:05.080
<v Speaker 1>So I order, uh this pizza on the back of

0:36:05.120 --> 0:36:08.160
<v Speaker 1>the menu, right, and I ordered the South Cicia. Do

0:36:08.160 --> 0:36:09.480
<v Speaker 1>you know what this say? Like that you know every

0:36:09.520 --> 0:36:13.359
<v Speaker 1>pizzas a name, like the Margarita pizza, the Pepperoni pizza. Well,

0:36:13.400 --> 0:36:14.640
<v Speaker 1>this is one of those places that tries to be

0:36:14.719 --> 0:36:18.080
<v Speaker 1>fancy shmancy and uses the Italian terms for the toppings.

0:36:18.480 --> 0:36:21.840
<v Speaker 1>So south Cicia, which is spelled s a l c

0:36:22.040 --> 0:36:25.600
<v Speaker 1>I s s i c c i a cc is

0:36:26.239 --> 0:36:29.440
<v Speaker 1>is that even sausage, that's sausage. It's even sausages. And

0:36:29.520 --> 0:36:31.880
<v Speaker 1>so I said the guy, listen, it comes with mild sausage.

0:36:31.920 --> 0:36:33.839
<v Speaker 1>But the other pizzas all had hot sausage. I said,

0:36:34.040 --> 0:36:36.560
<v Speaker 1>can I have to sell cicio with hot sausage? He's

0:36:36.600 --> 0:36:40.120
<v Speaker 1>what pizza this cell sitchi with hot sausage, and he's looking.

0:36:40.160 --> 0:36:41.680
<v Speaker 1>He can't find it. No, it isn't a spell it.

0:36:41.719 --> 0:36:43.319
<v Speaker 1>He's never heard of it. So I showed him the menu.

0:36:43.400 --> 0:36:45.880
<v Speaker 1>I go, it's the sausage pizza. He can't find it

0:36:45.920 --> 0:36:48.080
<v Speaker 1>because he doesn't know that sausages sell citi and I'd

0:36:48.120 --> 0:36:49.640
<v Speaker 1>spell it. I'm like, oh my god, this is not

0:36:49.680 --> 0:36:51.480
<v Speaker 1>gonna go. Well, he works here, he doesn't know the

0:36:51.520 --> 0:36:56.280
<v Speaker 1>saucea pizzas. So my my friend Christian orders a pasta

0:36:56.400 --> 0:37:01.040
<v Speaker 1>dish and an iced tea, and Tom orders a pasta

0:37:01.120 --> 0:37:05.080
<v Speaker 1>dish and some water. Okay, and I ordered, uh, we

0:37:05.160 --> 0:37:07.680
<v Speaker 1>get a bottle of tap water. Right New York tap

0:37:07.719 --> 0:37:09.000
<v Speaker 1>water is the best, So we get a bottle of

0:37:09.040 --> 0:37:13.000
<v Speaker 1>tap water. It really is great. So the guy runs

0:37:13.040 --> 0:37:16.880
<v Speaker 1>our food isn't our waiter and the food's right, but

0:37:17.040 --> 0:37:19.520
<v Speaker 1>he doesn't bring the iced tea from my friend Christian.

0:37:19.840 --> 0:37:21.839
<v Speaker 1>So Christian says, hey, man, can I get a nice tea?

0:37:21.840 --> 0:37:24.160
<v Speaker 1>I ordered it. It was, oh, no problem. A third

0:37:24.200 --> 0:37:27.640
<v Speaker 1>guy comes with two hot teas and he goes, I

0:37:27.719 --> 0:37:30.399
<v Speaker 1>got your tea and he says, we didn't order tea.

0:37:30.600 --> 0:37:33.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, you order tea, and so heause, now I

0:37:34.000 --> 0:37:37.360
<v Speaker 1>ordered one iced tea, not too hot tea. Oh and

0:37:37.480 --> 0:37:41.759
<v Speaker 1>he walks away. The second guy comes back and he says,

0:37:42.200 --> 0:37:44.759
<v Speaker 1>I thought you ordered to tease. He said, no, not

0:37:44.840 --> 0:37:48.600
<v Speaker 1>to tease. I ordered iced tea. Oh. So then he leaves.

0:37:49.239 --> 0:37:51.600
<v Speaker 1>So then the third guy comes back with the iced tea.

0:37:51.640 --> 0:37:53.439
<v Speaker 1>I mean, well the first guy's never coming, that hasn't

0:37:53.480 --> 0:37:56.320
<v Speaker 1>come back, hasn't come back. Um, when we ordered the

0:37:56.440 --> 0:37:58.240
<v Speaker 1>iced tea, I said, I also would like another bottle

0:37:58.239 --> 0:37:59.520
<v Speaker 1>of water, because they bring those waters to have the

0:37:59.600 --> 0:38:01.560
<v Speaker 1>cap that looks down on top of the cap because

0:38:01.560 --> 0:38:04.279
<v Speaker 1>they were used the bottle forever. I asked him three

0:38:04.320 --> 0:38:06.800
<v Speaker 1>times for the water. He kept forgetting the water. He

0:38:06.920 --> 0:38:09.719
<v Speaker 1>came out one time with water, walked right towards us

0:38:09.760 --> 0:38:11.239
<v Speaker 1>and made a left and went to the table next

0:38:11.239 --> 0:38:13.560
<v Speaker 1>to us. The game the water bottle, and I'm dying

0:38:13.680 --> 0:38:16.080
<v Speaker 1>right because I had the hot sausage, so to speak,

0:38:16.680 --> 0:38:20.759
<v Speaker 1>dummy me. I figured I'd have enough water. So so

0:38:20.960 --> 0:38:23.520
<v Speaker 1>the then the third guy and the second guy comes

0:38:23.520 --> 0:38:26.239
<v Speaker 1>back out. He says, would you guys like coffee? So

0:38:27.040 --> 0:38:29.480
<v Speaker 1>we said so, so Tom says, y'all, I'll have a coffee.

0:38:30.320 --> 0:38:32.879
<v Speaker 1>The third guy comes back out. Now he's got two coffees. Again,

0:38:34.280 --> 0:38:37.399
<v Speaker 1>so so we didn't order two coffees. So Tom says,

0:38:37.440 --> 0:38:39.920
<v Speaker 1>are the coffee is free refills? He says yeah, he

0:38:39.920 --> 0:38:41.239
<v Speaker 1>goes all right, Then the second one will be my

0:38:41.320 --> 0:38:43.640
<v Speaker 1>free refill. The guy was dumbfound that he had no

0:38:44.880 --> 0:38:46.480
<v Speaker 1>He goes all right, all right. So then so then

0:38:46.520 --> 0:38:48.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, I could drink your second refill. Can

0:38:48.160 --> 0:38:49.480
<v Speaker 1>I es, yeah, it's my refill, and do what I

0:38:49.560 --> 0:38:51.719
<v Speaker 1>want with it. So I drank his second refill, got

0:38:51.719 --> 0:38:53.880
<v Speaker 1>the free coffee, which is you know, making note of

0:38:54.000 --> 0:38:56.960
<v Speaker 1>that people. So then after we're there after like nobody

0:38:57.000 --> 0:38:58.560
<v Speaker 1>comes to our table for twenty minutes, we're all done

0:38:58.600 --> 0:39:01.080
<v Speaker 1>talking the actual but one way to comes and he's

0:39:01.080 --> 0:39:03.520
<v Speaker 1>got the check and it's on his wrist, but you

0:39:03.600 --> 0:39:05.600
<v Speaker 1>can't see it because he can't turn his wrist in

0:39:05.640 --> 0:39:07.080
<v Speaker 1>such a way where we can all see it. So

0:39:07.160 --> 0:39:08.719
<v Speaker 1>he has to show it to us one at a time,

0:39:09.320 --> 0:39:13.680
<v Speaker 1>and then awful, why, oh my god, that's that's so

0:39:14.280 --> 0:39:16.080
<v Speaker 1>you could have taken your word his word for it,

0:39:16.200 --> 0:39:18.919
<v Speaker 1>which is probably what my group would have done. Well,

0:39:19.080 --> 0:39:20.520
<v Speaker 1>he's so, he says, So the three of us want

0:39:20.520 --> 0:39:23.239
<v Speaker 1>to split the check. So, so Christian says, just split

0:39:23.280 --> 0:39:25.880
<v Speaker 1>it three ways, dude. The guy's head was going to explode.

0:39:26.800 --> 0:39:32.759
<v Speaker 1>He goes three, Uh, wait, hold on, couldn't you need help?

0:39:32.800 --> 0:39:36.279
<v Speaker 1>Could you need help with the math? No? No, hold on,

0:39:36.520 --> 0:39:37.840
<v Speaker 1>right back, and he went and asked his boss to

0:39:37.840 --> 0:39:40.680
<v Speaker 1>help him split the check. So it was just a

0:39:40.840 --> 0:39:43.759
<v Speaker 1>comedy of errors, but but bringing the extra teasing. So

0:39:43.840 --> 0:39:45.440
<v Speaker 1>we got to check. We all check the check to

0:39:45.520 --> 0:39:47.400
<v Speaker 1>make to make sure he didn't charge us for the

0:39:47.440 --> 0:39:50.360
<v Speaker 1>teas in the coffee. My point is, if the waiters

0:39:50.440 --> 0:39:53.319
<v Speaker 1>only job is to take your order onto his little

0:39:53.320 --> 0:39:57.000
<v Speaker 1>wrist thing and then drop the check on the wrist thing,

0:39:57.320 --> 0:40:00.640
<v Speaker 1>on the wrist thing, and never come back on the reasoning,

0:40:00.920 --> 0:40:04.400
<v Speaker 1>and never come back in the middle of everything. Should

0:40:04.440 --> 0:40:06.640
<v Speaker 1>you tip him? Should he get like? What should you

0:40:06.719 --> 0:40:10.640
<v Speaker 1>give him? Because you you think he's tipping out the

0:40:10.680 --> 0:40:14.239
<v Speaker 1>other two guys because he did squawk. It doesn't matter.

0:40:14.320 --> 0:40:17.680
<v Speaker 1>He's he's the waiter. Doesn't matter how it gets nobody

0:40:17.760 --> 0:40:19.920
<v Speaker 1>else will get tipped. But his his job was to

0:40:20.239 --> 0:40:22.279
<v Speaker 1>take the order. He didn't do that right. His job

0:40:22.400 --> 0:40:23.880
<v Speaker 1>was to flip the check. He didn't do that right.

0:40:24.239 --> 0:40:27.080
<v Speaker 1>He had two jobs. He didn't bring any food. He

0:40:27.200 --> 0:40:33.320
<v Speaker 1>never came back and said, yeah, by the way, Brodie,

0:40:34.520 --> 0:40:38.440
<v Speaker 1>not fifteen dude, If I want to listen, if I

0:40:38.520 --> 0:40:40.839
<v Speaker 1>by the way, tips does not standford to him? Sure,

0:40:40.880 --> 0:40:44.239
<v Speaker 1>proper service. Okay. It's the thing is he's still doing

0:40:44.440 --> 0:40:47.279
<v Speaker 1>He's still there at work. He didn't still is he

0:40:47.360 --> 0:40:50.520
<v Speaker 1>still walking back and forth? Didn't He might have earned it,

0:40:50.600 --> 0:40:53.000
<v Speaker 1>He might looked back. He never was for the one

0:40:53.080 --> 0:40:55.640
<v Speaker 1>day he listened. There was a time he was probably

0:40:56.040 --> 0:40:58.480
<v Speaker 1>a dishwasher. There was a time he was a bus boy.

0:40:58.719 --> 0:41:00.160
<v Speaker 1>He was in one of these other way is a

0:41:00.200 --> 0:41:04.960
<v Speaker 1>way doesn't matter. He's now graduated and he gets to

0:41:05.000 --> 0:41:07.760
<v Speaker 1>call the shots, and he gets to earn that money,

0:41:07.840 --> 0:41:10.920
<v Speaker 1>and now he probably he probably shares it with his

0:41:11.040 --> 0:41:13.960
<v Speaker 1>team so he thinks, so doesn't matter. That's none of

0:41:14.040 --> 0:41:20.480
<v Speaker 1>your business or my business. You you gives terrible what

0:41:20.560 --> 0:41:22.960
<v Speaker 1>if he's terrible? This if he's terrible, this mean what

0:41:23.040 --> 0:41:25.360
<v Speaker 1>kind of tip do you give one that terrible? Where's

0:41:25.400 --> 0:41:30.120
<v Speaker 1>the motivation? Then you do a good job. This leads me,

0:41:30.400 --> 0:41:35.600
<v Speaker 1>This leads me into us doing Uh take a little

0:41:35.640 --> 0:41:39.000
<v Speaker 1>walk into our talkbacks coming up next. Okay, but before

0:41:39.040 --> 0:41:41.040
<v Speaker 1>you do that, one more question. If you park your

0:41:41.080 --> 0:41:42.600
<v Speaker 1>car in the garage, you give the guy wat two

0:41:42.640 --> 0:41:49.680
<v Speaker 1>bucks in the valet parking in midtown five dollars? What? Five? No?

0:41:49.840 --> 0:41:53.319
<v Speaker 1>Less than three dollars? Uh? Five dollars? Well, you drive

0:41:53.360 --> 0:41:56.319
<v Speaker 1>a fancy car, doesn't mean anything. All right, let's say

0:41:56.320 --> 0:41:58.839
<v Speaker 1>you give Let's say you give five dollars. The guy

0:41:58.920 --> 0:42:01.880
<v Speaker 1>comes screeching around the turn and he scratches the door

0:42:01.920 --> 0:42:04.000
<v Speaker 1>a little bit. He's still giving a five dollars. No

0:42:04.239 --> 0:42:10.480
<v Speaker 1>fuck you, yeah, fuck you hit the button and scary. Ah,

0:42:10.800 --> 0:42:13.640
<v Speaker 1>David Brody, I'm not gonna like the sound that as

0:42:14.920 --> 0:42:16.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna already told me I'm gonna pay. Might

0:42:16.680 --> 0:42:19.919
<v Speaker 1>better prepare myself. Well, alright, so listen, we we first

0:42:19.920 --> 0:42:21.960
<v Speaker 1>of all, we love the fact that you've been using

0:42:22.000 --> 0:42:25.240
<v Speaker 1>the talk back feature. If you listen to the Brooken

0:42:25.320 --> 0:42:28.600
<v Speaker 1>Voice podcast on I Heart Radio, you click on the

0:42:28.680 --> 0:42:31.880
<v Speaker 1>microphone and you could talk back to the podcast and

0:42:31.960 --> 0:42:34.080
<v Speaker 1>then we will collect it at a later time and

0:42:34.200 --> 0:42:35.920
<v Speaker 1>maybe play some of them back. We have a few

0:42:35.960 --> 0:42:37.600
<v Speaker 1>of them to play back. A lot of them are

0:42:37.640 --> 0:42:40.799
<v Speaker 1>on the same topic and it's talking about tipping, which

0:42:40.840 --> 0:42:43.520
<v Speaker 1>is why I brought it up. But first, here's a

0:42:43.640 --> 0:42:45.839
<v Speaker 1>voicemail someone left for us, because you can also call

0:42:45.920 --> 0:42:49.279
<v Speaker 1>us by phone and leave a voicemail on our fuck

0:42:49.320 --> 0:42:53.600
<v Speaker 1>you Abe seventy seven hot line. That's two F you

0:42:54.239 --> 0:42:58.160
<v Speaker 1>Abe seventy seven. Spell it out and what is it? Brody?

0:42:58.239 --> 0:43:00.640
<v Speaker 1>Once again? I just you just spelled it out. F

0:43:00.800 --> 0:43:03.400
<v Speaker 1>you A B seven seven. That's what I'm just spelling

0:43:03.440 --> 0:43:06.680
<v Speaker 1>it out. But spell it out with the numbers. Do

0:43:06.719 --> 0:43:08.960
<v Speaker 1>you have to Oh, don't worry about it whatever, T

0:43:10.200 --> 0:43:13.319
<v Speaker 1>three two on eight three two two three seven seven.

0:43:13.920 --> 0:43:18.120
<v Speaker 1>Here's one. Here's one and only one from this from

0:43:18.160 --> 0:43:24.120
<v Speaker 1>this week on that one? Okay, seriod man, that's the

0:43:24.760 --> 0:43:31.560
<v Speaker 1>that's the standard. Kid was maybe back when Roseanne nowadays

0:43:33.480 --> 0:43:36.920
<v Speaker 1>Roseanne talking about my mother. That is the mother I

0:43:36.960 --> 0:43:39.600
<v Speaker 1>think Rosanne from the TV shows Roseanne, maybe you could

0:43:39.640 --> 0:43:41.520
<v Speaker 1>work for both. But yeah, that's a call back to

0:43:41.719 --> 0:43:45.320
<v Speaker 1>my mom being a hottie in nineteen seventy two. But yes, Brodie,

0:43:45.440 --> 0:43:47.360
<v Speaker 1>there you go every code five one five. Thank you

0:43:47.440 --> 0:43:52.880
<v Speaker 1>so much. I feel redemption. And now, Yeah, the percentage

0:43:52.880 --> 0:43:55.400
<v Speaker 1>of tip doesn't go up with inflation because you're tipping

0:43:55.440 --> 0:44:00.279
<v Speaker 1>on the price that already went up. No, I'm saying,

0:44:00.480 --> 0:44:03.719
<v Speaker 1>but if you can see is old school that it

0:44:03.920 --> 0:44:07.680
<v Speaker 1>doesn't doesn't change because the times change of the prices changed,

0:44:08.080 --> 0:44:11.480
<v Speaker 1>because you're still tipping on a higher price. Here's a top.

0:44:12.760 --> 0:44:15.440
<v Speaker 1>It's up, Scary Brownie. This is Brandon a cave burger,

0:44:15.520 --> 0:44:18.239
<v Speaker 1>dead burger meister. I just want to say I noticed

0:44:18.280 --> 0:44:20.960
<v Speaker 1>on episode two two Team whatever, Scary and Brodie you're

0:44:21.000 --> 0:44:24.319
<v Speaker 1>talking at the same time. It seems to lower Brody's microphone.

0:44:24.880 --> 0:44:26.360
<v Speaker 1>So I just wanted to say, if that's something you

0:44:26.480 --> 0:44:29.239
<v Speaker 1>recently implemented with your twenty three million, four hundred and

0:44:29.280 --> 0:44:34.480
<v Speaker 1>seventy five thousand, two hundred system, Scary, it's kind of

0:44:34.520 --> 0:44:39.200
<v Speaker 1>messed up. Don't suppress Broody. You want to hear him? Huh, okay,

0:44:39.680 --> 0:44:46.040
<v Speaker 1>thank you. I don't know what you're talking about. I

0:44:46.040 --> 0:44:49.719
<v Speaker 1>don't know what you're talking about. Huh, I don't don't.

0:44:49.719 --> 0:44:51.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't, I don't hear anything. I don't know what.

0:44:51.760 --> 0:44:57.279
<v Speaker 1>I don't know microphone huh what play the next clip?

0:44:59.640 --> 0:45:02.480
<v Speaker 1>Are you it there? But if I'm being honest, no,

0:45:03.239 --> 0:45:05.600
<v Speaker 1>it's not done on purpose, but the fact that that

0:45:05.719 --> 0:45:10.120
<v Speaker 1>happens as a cool effect. Finally got something worth, finally

0:45:10.160 --> 0:45:13.920
<v Speaker 1>got my money's worth millions of dollars. Thank you. Best

0:45:14.000 --> 0:45:15.719
<v Speaker 1>news I heard all day. I didn't know that that's

0:45:15.760 --> 0:45:20.759
<v Speaker 1>how it sounded. But okay, all right, Brodie, I'm sure

0:45:21.040 --> 0:45:24.680
<v Speaker 1>that you can come up with some article saying that

0:45:24.800 --> 0:45:28.480
<v Speaker 1>the standard is fifteen. But I bet you if you

0:45:28.520 --> 0:45:36.480
<v Speaker 1>could pull the people in the United States, majority would say, no,

0:45:36.760 --> 0:45:39.279
<v Speaker 1>there are people in this country don't even tip. I would.

0:45:39.280 --> 0:45:40.839
<v Speaker 1>I would tell you now that are there are parts

0:45:40.880 --> 0:45:43.760
<v Speaker 1>of the country, based on the economics of those countries,

0:45:43.840 --> 0:45:47.080
<v Speaker 1>of those states and counties that that tip whatever's in

0:45:47.120 --> 0:45:54.280
<v Speaker 1>their pocket. Whatever. My funny WiFi name is don't bother

0:45:54.640 --> 0:45:57.800
<v Speaker 1>in all caps. Thank you. That was a funny WiFi

0:45:57.960 --> 0:46:03.600
<v Speaker 1>name contribution. Thank you so much. Okay, what my man,

0:46:03.920 --> 0:46:07.680
<v Speaker 1>my man's my man's here, get a take road you

0:46:07.719 --> 0:46:11.560
<v Speaker 1>need to get there. That state dinner man, that uh

0:46:12.160 --> 0:46:18.279
<v Speaker 1>that a bonus. I gotta stop that one. You can't

0:46:18.320 --> 0:46:21.920
<v Speaker 1>have background noise like that. That's crazy. Listen, what if

0:46:21.960 --> 0:46:23.439
<v Speaker 1>that guy is the guy who has the two armed

0:46:23.440 --> 0:46:25.960
<v Speaker 1>sticks at the airport and waves the planes on. Do

0:46:26.040 --> 0:46:27.719
<v Speaker 1>you get me doing like serious work with it under

0:46:27.760 --> 0:46:30.040
<v Speaker 1>an airplane, like loading luggage. But he wants you to

0:46:30.080 --> 0:46:32.640
<v Speaker 1>take me to stake dinner. He also left that talk

0:46:32.680 --> 0:46:34.360
<v Speaker 1>back at two forty four in the morning. If you

0:46:34.440 --> 0:46:38.360
<v Speaker 1>could uh talk back at a time when there's nothing,

0:46:38.880 --> 0:46:41.680
<v Speaker 1>no noise behind you, that would be great. What you

0:46:41.880 --> 0:46:44.839
<v Speaker 1>give the guy by the way, hold on, by the way,

0:46:44.840 --> 0:46:48.080
<v Speaker 1>he manned you. He's scared him a man you, which

0:46:48.160 --> 0:46:52.160
<v Speaker 1>is fine because you're not. You're not my man's my

0:46:52.440 --> 0:46:55.960
<v Speaker 1>man's my man's here. Get a take road you need

0:46:56.120 --> 0:47:01.200
<v Speaker 1>to get there that state dinner. Then that's that aponents

0:47:08.640 --> 0:47:18.000
<v Speaker 1>by hilarious. Yeah, I'm sorry, Yeah, all right, whatever, No,

0:47:18.239 --> 0:47:22.319
<v Speaker 1>he's all about me. I'm fine, take me down. Best

0:47:22.320 --> 0:47:24.719
<v Speaker 1>thing about twitches you also can get the tips too.

0:47:26.160 --> 0:47:28.720
<v Speaker 1>The best thing about twitch. Oh, doing our show on Twitch,

0:47:29.040 --> 0:47:32.280
<v Speaker 1>they're saying that we can actually get tips good twitch,

0:47:32.440 --> 0:47:34.799
<v Speaker 1>so we can do if we do a Brooken Boys

0:47:34.880 --> 0:47:38.719
<v Speaker 1>live stream on twitch. Oh we can become camboys. We

0:47:38.800 --> 0:47:40.920
<v Speaker 1>could be, and then we have to hear it like

0:47:40.960 --> 0:47:44.160
<v Speaker 1>little jingle sounding oh thank you, like from what I hear.

0:47:44.239 --> 0:47:46.680
<v Speaker 1>Cam girls get what I hear from what you hear.

0:47:47.520 --> 0:47:52.319
<v Speaker 1>I always tip at least and then or maybe if

0:47:52.360 --> 0:47:55.680
<v Speaker 1>they're really good. Brodie, you should try being a waiter.

0:47:57.080 --> 0:47:59.759
<v Speaker 1>I have been a waiter and a restaurant manager. I've talked.

0:48:00.040 --> 0:48:02.200
<v Speaker 1>That's his problem. He left his people behind him in

0:48:02.239 --> 0:48:06.520
<v Speaker 1>the past. He's forgotten, he's forgotten. The struggle is real, David.

0:48:07.160 --> 0:48:10.359
<v Speaker 1>First of all, I almost always give, especially if it's

0:48:10.400 --> 0:48:12.399
<v Speaker 1>even if it's good, I get to upercent. If it's

0:48:12.640 --> 0:48:17.240
<v Speaker 1>it's exceptional. I've given on multiple hundred dollar steak dinners.

0:48:17.719 --> 0:48:20.000
<v Speaker 1>Come on, that's ridiculous. All I said was if the

0:48:20.040 --> 0:48:23.279
<v Speaker 1>service is bad, I might give. That's it and and

0:48:23.480 --> 0:48:27.400
<v Speaker 1>and the standard is still fifteen percent. Every tips suggested

0:48:27.440 --> 0:48:30.120
<v Speaker 1>tipping usually in a in a lot of restaurants, not

0:48:30.160 --> 0:48:35.279
<v Speaker 1>all it's his five or twenty. Maybe like yeah, today,

0:48:35.440 --> 0:48:40.359
<v Speaker 1>yesterday's lunch was there wasn't a fifteen, But you can

0:48:40.400 --> 0:48:42.279
<v Speaker 1>easily put other al R's a few more of these.

0:48:42.360 --> 0:48:46.920
<v Speaker 1>Yere yo, Brody Steer, what's going on It's a big

0:48:47.000 --> 0:48:50.239
<v Speaker 1>Jam from upstate in New Yark, Plice for Life. You

0:48:50.360 --> 0:48:54.279
<v Speaker 1>guys awesome. I love the show. I've been listening for

0:48:54.360 --> 0:48:56.239
<v Speaker 1>a few years, and I started listening to The Big

0:48:56.320 --> 0:48:58.520
<v Speaker 1>Show now and I'm a fan of that. I listened

0:48:58.520 --> 0:49:01.640
<v Speaker 1>to every episode up to day. Thank you, guys, Rock

0:49:01.920 --> 0:49:04.720
<v Speaker 1>keep up the good work. You boys, have a great weekend.

0:49:04.920 --> 0:49:07.480
<v Speaker 1>Thank you. You know what he did? He gave his name,

0:49:07.560 --> 0:49:10.040
<v Speaker 1>unlike the young lady who called. The girl who called

0:49:10.040 --> 0:49:12.680
<v Speaker 1>before him didn't give her name. I liked it. Not

0:49:12.719 --> 0:49:13.920
<v Speaker 1>correct me if I'm wrong. Did he just say he

0:49:13.920 --> 0:49:16.919
<v Speaker 1>stopped listening to the Elvis Duran Show after us? Yeah,

0:49:16.960 --> 0:49:19.200
<v Speaker 1>I have an email based on something similar to that.

0:49:20.200 --> 0:49:23.320
<v Speaker 1>I think you can tell boys, Yeah, I think that

0:49:23.480 --> 0:49:27.200
<v Speaker 1>it is awkward whenever you're telling the waiter or the

0:49:27.280 --> 0:49:30.520
<v Speaker 1>waitress what they're making, or what you're going to give them,

0:49:30.560 --> 0:49:32.480
<v Speaker 1>what tip you're going to give them. And the only

0:49:32.520 --> 0:49:37.040
<v Speaker 1>reason I say that is because, yeah, I mean I

0:49:37.200 --> 0:49:44.000
<v Speaker 1>think that the standards probably so whenever you go and say, yeah,

0:49:44.080 --> 0:49:47.279
<v Speaker 1>this is what I think your service is worth, even

0:49:47.320 --> 0:49:53.160
<v Speaker 1>though it's kind of arguable, it just kind of makes

0:49:53.200 --> 0:49:56.560
<v Speaker 1>it awkward throughout the whole situation. Yeah, it is awkward

0:49:56.600 --> 0:49:59.200
<v Speaker 1>because Brody Brodie cheapen the tip. That's why he didn't

0:49:59.200 --> 0:50:01.760
<v Speaker 1>want to have face to face is contact with these people. No, Brodi,

0:50:02.760 --> 0:50:07.239
<v Speaker 1>is the minimum. I gave more than perticular time at

0:50:07.320 --> 0:50:11.080
<v Speaker 1>that particular But you can buy your argument that is

0:50:11.160 --> 0:50:13.719
<v Speaker 1>the minimum. It's not. Hold on. I'm I know that

0:50:14.040 --> 0:50:17.680
<v Speaker 1>that girl said I would find a website. Of course

0:50:17.760 --> 0:50:20.239
<v Speaker 1>you found the website, you dick. No, no, no, no,

0:50:20.680 --> 0:50:22.680
<v Speaker 1>no no. There's a lot of websites. It said a

0:50:22.719 --> 0:50:27.719
<v Speaker 1>lot of different things. Most of them say, most of

0:50:27.800 --> 0:50:31.040
<v Speaker 1>them say, I'm reading his one here is appropriate for

0:50:31.040 --> 0:50:34.759
<v Speaker 1>average service, service, service above average, which is what I said.

0:50:34.800 --> 0:50:37.400
<v Speaker 1>Fifteen is the starting point. That's what I said. I

0:50:37.440 --> 0:50:40.800
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't give less than fifteen unless they were horrific. Okay,

0:50:40.920 --> 0:50:45.319
<v Speaker 1>b like that girl at Wholands was horrific? Was she horrific? Horrific? Alright,

0:50:45.360 --> 0:50:50.920
<v Speaker 1>but hold on, here's here's another one. Hey Brooklyn boys,

0:50:51.160 --> 0:50:55.319
<v Speaker 1>it's your girl, Lukida plays. I'm just having to reach

0:50:55.360 --> 0:50:59.279
<v Speaker 1>out because I do not agree with scary at all.

0:50:59.680 --> 0:51:03.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't think should be the minimum. I think fifteen

0:51:03.160 --> 0:51:06.759
<v Speaker 1>should be. But then I also think that if you

0:51:06.880 --> 0:51:10.760
<v Speaker 1>got exceptional service, I try to tip like higher than thirty.

0:51:11.360 --> 0:51:14.120
<v Speaker 1>I know Brody's not going to like that, but I

0:51:14.160 --> 0:51:18.760
<v Speaker 1>don't think should be the best line. Twier than thirty.

0:51:19.040 --> 0:51:24.440
<v Speaker 1>She's she's smoking crack because is the baseline. No, I

0:51:24.560 --> 0:51:27.480
<v Speaker 1>love all our slices. But but she's she's speaking out

0:51:27.520 --> 0:51:31.200
<v Speaker 1>of turn here. She's just talking about her is where

0:51:31.200 --> 0:51:34.840
<v Speaker 1>it's at, Brody, you guys on a saying is is

0:51:34.880 --> 0:51:36.960
<v Speaker 1>if the service is good, but if you just go

0:51:37.120 --> 0:51:40.360
<v Speaker 1>to get a meal. And she also said least at

0:51:40.400 --> 0:51:43.360
<v Speaker 1>the very least. She's saying, don't really leave less than fifteen.

0:51:43.680 --> 0:51:46.400
<v Speaker 1>She's not saying leave fifteen. She's saying what I'm saying.

0:51:46.719 --> 0:51:50.480
<v Speaker 1>But she's also saying, well that she's a high roller.

0:51:50.560 --> 0:51:53.640
<v Speaker 1>Then I don't know she's got wild food swings there,

0:51:53.680 --> 0:51:56.840
<v Speaker 1>but nah, nah, I don't got money swings don't be

0:51:57.200 --> 0:52:00.360
<v Speaker 1>nice A right. I love you, I love you. I

0:52:01.320 --> 0:52:05.040
<v Speaker 1>just I just think, hey, Brodine scary ma and I

0:52:05.120 --> 0:52:07.040
<v Speaker 1>can hear for many wherever you want to call me.

0:52:07.600 --> 0:52:09.360
<v Speaker 1>And I was just thinking, how about we make a

0:52:09.480 --> 0:52:14.760
<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Bows meet up after the live show on Maths

0:52:14.920 --> 0:52:17.960
<v Speaker 1>one hundred beach bash, Um, if you're not going to

0:52:18.040 --> 0:52:20.239
<v Speaker 1>do a live podcast anytime so much. I hope you will.

0:52:21.280 --> 0:52:23.480
<v Speaker 1>Or either way we can make for just the meet

0:52:23.560 --> 0:52:27.799
<v Speaker 1>up for the Brooklyn Boys after the live show after

0:52:27.920 --> 0:52:32.279
<v Speaker 1>the bash. So okay. So what he's talking about is,

0:52:32.360 --> 0:52:34.319
<v Speaker 1>and we wanted to tell everybody this too. We're gonna

0:52:34.320 --> 0:52:38.480
<v Speaker 1>announce it on our podcast. Here is that our we

0:52:38.600 --> 0:52:40.920
<v Speaker 1>are doing a jump start to summer Elvis Duran the

0:52:40.960 --> 0:52:45.239
<v Speaker 1>Morning Shows broadcasting live however, however, and we are going

0:52:45.280 --> 0:52:47.160
<v Speaker 1>to have Joe Jonas there with d n C E

0:52:47.719 --> 0:52:50.680
<v Speaker 1>and One Republic is performing live. It's a free concert.

0:52:50.680 --> 0:52:52.760
<v Speaker 1>You didn't say. You didn't say Ryan Teddor with the Republic.

0:52:52.800 --> 0:52:55.840
<v Speaker 1>You shouldn't say Jonas would. It's just the point is,

0:52:55.960 --> 0:52:58.319
<v Speaker 1>it's a six am to ten am live broadcast at

0:52:58.360 --> 0:53:01.520
<v Speaker 1>the Jersey Shore on Friday May from six am to

0:53:01.600 --> 0:53:04.279
<v Speaker 1>ten am. That's what we are doing now. It's a

0:53:04.360 --> 0:53:07.440
<v Speaker 1>free show all or invite information at dot com and

0:53:07.560 --> 0:53:09.800
<v Speaker 1>you can just show up if you want. It's no problem,

0:53:09.880 --> 0:53:12.520
<v Speaker 1>no guest, Let's just just show up and the bar

0:53:12.600 --> 0:53:14.719
<v Speaker 1>will be open nice and early for twenty one and over.

0:53:15.040 --> 0:53:17.880
<v Speaker 1>The issue is with having a meet up is I

0:53:17.880 --> 0:53:22.200
<v Speaker 1>don't think Brodie's coming. Who said that? Are you coming?

0:53:22.640 --> 0:53:25.359
<v Speaker 1>Of course I'm coming, Let's do a meet up. Then

0:53:25.480 --> 0:53:28.080
<v Speaker 1>let's do a live broadcast. I'm part of the live

0:53:28.160 --> 0:53:29.960
<v Speaker 1>broadcast team. What are you talking about? So then ten

0:53:30.000 --> 0:53:32.719
<v Speaker 1>o'clock in the morning, when when it's over. They got

0:53:32.800 --> 0:53:35.040
<v Speaker 1>a problem with that, they got a problem with that college,

0:53:35.320 --> 0:53:37.920
<v Speaker 1>this Devil's advocate. I want to meet people, want to

0:53:37.920 --> 0:53:41.760
<v Speaker 1>meet people, absolutely definitely. So then I'll I'll be there'll

0:53:41.800 --> 0:53:43.520
<v Speaker 1>be You'll be there too. I'll be there too. But

0:53:43.560 --> 0:53:46.400
<v Speaker 1>here's a couple of problems, and none of them are

0:53:46.640 --> 0:53:50.239
<v Speaker 1>related to any like uh COVID or anything. That's not

0:53:50.360 --> 0:53:53.240
<v Speaker 1>so an issue for me. It's all good. My issue.

0:53:54.280 --> 0:53:57.879
<v Speaker 1>Number one, it's a World Day weekend, right, we want

0:53:57.880 --> 0:54:01.360
<v Speaker 1>to get out of that area before they traffic goes crazy.

0:54:01.800 --> 0:54:04.040
<v Speaker 1>Hold on, you speak for yourself. I'm staying down there

0:54:04.040 --> 0:54:06.080
<v Speaker 1>whole weekend. So yeah, well you you have your beach boy,

0:54:06.160 --> 0:54:07.520
<v Speaker 1>you have a plan. I gotta get home to my

0:54:07.600 --> 0:54:09.520
<v Speaker 1>to my to my plans and family and everything. That's

0:54:09.560 --> 0:54:12.520
<v Speaker 1>that's number one. Number two, it's an Elvis Durand Morning

0:54:12.560 --> 0:54:15.680
<v Speaker 1>show event. I am not gonna hijack his crowd and

0:54:15.840 --> 0:54:18.279
<v Speaker 1>his fans and go all right, we're doing Brooklyn Boys,

0:54:18.400 --> 0:54:21.200
<v Speaker 1>because people are gonna want to meet the Morning Show, right,

0:54:21.360 --> 0:54:22.920
<v Speaker 1>So if you want to meet the Morning Show, Scary

0:54:22.920 --> 0:54:24.520
<v Speaker 1>and Eye a part of the Morning Show, in which

0:54:24.560 --> 0:54:26.200
<v Speaker 1>case you can come meet the Brooklyn Boys. You can

0:54:26.280 --> 0:54:28.160
<v Speaker 1>run over to us as your favorites if you want

0:54:28.520 --> 0:54:31.360
<v Speaker 1>and meet us if you want, And I'd like you

0:54:31.400 --> 0:54:33.040
<v Speaker 1>to meet everybody else on the Big Show. But if

0:54:33.080 --> 0:54:34.759
<v Speaker 1>you want to be like, who am I gonna run

0:54:34.800 --> 0:54:38.439
<v Speaker 1>up Brodie's Brodie's concerned about upstaging the rest of the show. Yeah,

0:54:38.560 --> 0:54:41.040
<v Speaker 1>we can't pull a Brooklyn Boys meet and great event

0:54:41.840 --> 0:54:45.920
<v Speaker 1>in the on the blanket where like Elvis is gone. No, no,

0:54:46.200 --> 0:54:49.280
<v Speaker 1>it's unofficial though this isn't We're not gonna have stickers

0:54:49.320 --> 0:54:52.160
<v Speaker 1>and signage and stuff, although I will Scary. You're not

0:54:52.200 --> 0:54:55.000
<v Speaker 1>giving away free shot to say I'm gonna load my

0:54:55.160 --> 0:54:58.880
<v Speaker 1>trunk full of Brooklyn Boys merchant hands it out. No,

0:54:59.000 --> 0:55:01.280
<v Speaker 1>because we're at an Elvis ran show event. That's wrong.

0:55:02.000 --> 0:55:03.960
<v Speaker 1>And I'll bring it up to Elvis tomorrow if that's

0:55:04.160 --> 0:55:06.279
<v Speaker 1>And see what he says now, you just don't want

0:55:06.360 --> 0:55:08.640
<v Speaker 1>me to give out free merch for the He'll say

0:55:08.640 --> 0:55:10.439
<v Speaker 1>that should be a Serial Killers event there for sure.

0:55:10.719 --> 0:55:13.239
<v Speaker 1>But if Brooklyn Boys, that's a shout out to my

0:55:13.280 --> 0:55:16.520
<v Speaker 1>Serial Killers friends because I have a book. Gonna be there. Listen.

0:55:16.600 --> 0:55:19.160
<v Speaker 1>It could be unofficial. You could unofficially come and hang.

0:55:19.239 --> 0:55:22.080
<v Speaker 1>If you want unofficial, come see the Morning Show and

0:55:22.440 --> 0:55:24.880
<v Speaker 1>we will be there. Okay, you can say hide us,

0:55:24.920 --> 0:55:27.279
<v Speaker 1>but I'm not gonna wear my Brooklyn Boys shirt and

0:55:27.360 --> 0:55:29.239
<v Speaker 1>and be like, oh, coming to have a sign that

0:55:29.320 --> 0:55:32.080
<v Speaker 1>says coming to Brooklyn Boys or tweet out coming to

0:55:32.160 --> 0:55:35.520
<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys, because it's it's disrespectful to our job in

0:55:35.640 --> 0:55:38.080
<v Speaker 1>my opinion, fair enough. It's an Elvis Duran event. You

0:55:38.120 --> 0:55:40.120
<v Speaker 1>know it is it is, it is it is. It's

0:55:40.200 --> 0:55:42.680
<v Speaker 1>like it's like this person was talking of Bacha was

0:55:42.680 --> 0:55:46.080
<v Speaker 1>talking about after ten am, after the show is over,

0:55:46.200 --> 0:55:48.560
<v Speaker 1>and everyone think at ten am. You think at ten am,

0:55:48.640 --> 0:55:50.520
<v Speaker 1>no one's gonna want to meet Danielle or Elvis or

0:55:50.560 --> 0:55:52.879
<v Speaker 1>Gandhi or right. But if people if if they happen

0:55:52.920 --> 0:55:54.680
<v Speaker 1>to be on their way back home because they're they're

0:55:54.719 --> 0:55:57.439
<v Speaker 1>starting their weekends, and we happen to still be hanging out,

0:55:57.840 --> 0:56:00.160
<v Speaker 1>which I will be, then it's a morning show event.

0:56:00.239 --> 0:56:01.919
<v Speaker 1>And they met. The two guys in the Morning Show

0:56:01.960 --> 0:56:04.320
<v Speaker 1>happened to be on the Brooklyn Boys afterwards, that's what

0:56:04.360 --> 0:56:06.399
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. But I don't think you and I should

0:56:06.400 --> 0:56:09.640
<v Speaker 1>set up a table. And now you never said that.

0:56:09.800 --> 0:56:12.200
<v Speaker 1>Don't put words in my mouth. I just said we'll

0:56:12.239 --> 0:56:14.400
<v Speaker 1>be there. Why not just you know, because because I

0:56:14.440 --> 0:56:15.880
<v Speaker 1>can see you going the sales tomorrow and try to

0:56:15.880 --> 0:56:19.759
<v Speaker 1>get a sponsored No, no, no, that's where the boys

0:56:19.800 --> 0:56:22.759
<v Speaker 1>will get it. I'll tell you what I'll take. You

0:56:22.800 --> 0:56:28.040
<v Speaker 1>can have fifteen no, one for me, one for you,

0:56:28.160 --> 0:56:32.640
<v Speaker 1>one I love you and I am team and scary

0:56:33.800 --> 0:56:39.880
<v Speaker 1>minimum for then you can go up. If it's great service,

0:56:39.960 --> 0:56:42.480
<v Speaker 1>the crushing it today, the crushing if it's what if

0:56:42.520 --> 0:56:45.920
<v Speaker 1>it's bad service? No one is answering that question is

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<v Speaker 1>the baseline. I am not What if the guy wrecked

0:56:48.480 --> 0:56:50.839
<v Speaker 1>your car, you would not give him five dollars? That's

0:56:50.920 --> 0:56:54.320
<v Speaker 1>different story. That's damnage. No, no, that's no. You're not

0:56:54.440 --> 0:56:57.840
<v Speaker 1>comparing apples to apples, dude. Okay, wrecking your car is

0:56:58.280 --> 0:57:01.480
<v Speaker 1>incurring a cost on you. A bad service doesn't have

0:57:02.320 --> 0:57:05.879
<v Speaker 1>a physical cost. Let's let's say you go to Valley

0:57:05.960 --> 0:57:09.400
<v Speaker 1>Parking and the guy disappears for twenty minutes, and you

0:57:09.480 --> 0:57:11.040
<v Speaker 1>get your call back and you find out maybe the

0:57:11.120 --> 0:57:12.680
<v Speaker 1>mileage is up a little bit. He may have driven

0:57:12.719 --> 0:57:16.840
<v Speaker 1>it and uh, that's the services. No, no, and not

0:57:16.960 --> 0:57:19.040
<v Speaker 1>to after services. Let's say he stinks. What if the

0:57:19.080 --> 0:57:21.960
<v Speaker 1>cost stinks, you get them five dollars. What if he

0:57:22.000 --> 0:57:25.400
<v Speaker 1>comes screeching around the turn and he was he risked

0:57:25.560 --> 0:57:28.000
<v Speaker 1>your car getting scratched, but he didn't scratch it. If

0:57:28.200 --> 0:57:30.680
<v Speaker 1>if no money came out of my pocket because I'm

0:57:30.720 --> 0:57:33.000
<v Speaker 1>not losing, but the reward him for being a terrible

0:57:33.080 --> 0:57:36.600
<v Speaker 1>valet parking guy. No, I'm giving them baseline marginal What

0:57:36.800 --> 0:57:38.000
<v Speaker 1>you what have you called the guy and said, hey,

0:57:38.000 --> 0:57:39.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be there at one o'clock from marginal ser

0:57:41.600 --> 0:57:44.920
<v Speaker 1>marginal decent service. That's a lot of money to pay

0:57:44.920 --> 0:57:47.680
<v Speaker 1>a guy for marginal. One more. You gotta set the toll. Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>My husband grew up in Baltimore, Maryland, and it was

0:57:51.400 --> 0:57:55.680
<v Speaker 1>common down there to call people Mr. Or miss with

0:57:55.840 --> 0:57:58.160
<v Speaker 1>their first names. That was sort of the way of

0:57:58.840 --> 0:58:04.160
<v Speaker 1>showing respect, as specially when it was say his friends parents,

0:58:04.480 --> 0:58:10.240
<v Speaker 1>it would be like Mrs Phyllis or Mr Jim. So

0:58:10.680 --> 0:58:15.520
<v Speaker 1>I thought, I just interesting that that never do that? Reset?

0:58:15.600 --> 0:58:18.160
<v Speaker 1>What that's all about? That talk back? Well, people listen

0:58:18.200 --> 0:58:20.240
<v Speaker 1>in order. But I said, I called a doctor's office,

0:58:20.280 --> 0:58:23.120
<v Speaker 1>and the woman kept calling me Mr. David, And that's

0:58:23.320 --> 0:58:26.320
<v Speaker 1>that's like a hand dresser's name. That's not you don't Mr.

0:58:26.440 --> 0:58:29.120
<v Speaker 1>The first name that I listen. If you grew up

0:58:29.120 --> 0:58:30.960
<v Speaker 1>with that way in Baltimore, that's great, that's interesting. I

0:58:31.040 --> 0:58:34.400
<v Speaker 1>like knowing you know, regionalisms. Uh you know what? That

0:58:34.480 --> 0:58:36.880
<v Speaker 1>reminds me of a text message I got today. Well,

0:58:36.920 --> 0:58:38.800
<v Speaker 1>we got at the other star in morning show. We

0:58:38.920 --> 0:58:42.280
<v Speaker 1>were talking about what a word meant, and he texted in,

0:58:42.720 --> 0:58:44.960
<v Speaker 1>I always thought the word meant this, And I sent

0:58:45.120 --> 0:58:48.440
<v Speaker 1>him the definition from the Dictionary of the Three Meanings

0:58:48.760 --> 0:58:51.680
<v Speaker 1>because he was saying, it does not mean the third thing. Well,

0:58:51.720 --> 0:58:53.480
<v Speaker 1>because he wasn't aware of it doesn't mean that it's

0:58:53.920 --> 0:58:56.680
<v Speaker 1>not so, So he wrote back, I just learned something.

0:58:57.120 --> 0:59:00.240
<v Speaker 1>I was arrogant, but I refused to be ignorant, which

0:59:00.280 --> 0:59:02.200
<v Speaker 1>I thought was a great line. In other words, I

0:59:02.360 --> 0:59:04.840
<v Speaker 1>was cocky about what I thought, but I learned something,

0:59:05.080 --> 0:59:07.160
<v Speaker 1>and I'm not going to be ignorant. That's you know

0:59:07.200 --> 0:59:10.720
<v Speaker 1>what you should actually adapt that philosophy. No, fuck, you

0:59:11.400 --> 0:59:15.760
<v Speaker 1>see what I mean. You'd rather be ignorant than and arrogant. No, no, no,

0:59:16.000 --> 0:59:17.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm not ignorant. I I. First of all, I said I,

0:59:17.960 --> 0:59:22.160
<v Speaker 1>and it's interesting. I think I find it interesting that

0:59:22.320 --> 0:59:24.640
<v Speaker 1>in Baltimore they do that. I don't think it makes

0:59:24.680 --> 0:59:26.920
<v Speaker 1>any sense to me. It made more sense to say, Oh,

0:59:26.960 --> 0:59:29.919
<v Speaker 1>I'm going over to uh Mike Smith's house. Hello, Mrs Smith,

0:59:30.080 --> 0:59:32.400
<v Speaker 1>can I use your bathroom? Hi? Mr Smith, thank you

0:59:32.440 --> 0:59:34.600
<v Speaker 1>for having me over your house. But I would be like, hey,

0:59:34.800 --> 0:59:37.880
<v Speaker 1>Mr Steve to me, that's not that's wway too casual.

0:59:38.040 --> 0:59:41.640
<v Speaker 1>So and the thing is, uh, if you in school

0:59:41.720 --> 0:59:45.520
<v Speaker 1>today for kids, they all PAULI, they call the teacher

0:59:45.600 --> 0:59:49.640
<v Speaker 1>by their first name. They say Mr. And mrs like Mrs.

0:59:50.080 --> 0:59:55.400
<v Speaker 1>Yes they do Mrs Jane or Mrs or Mr. Mr Mike. No.

0:59:55.560 --> 0:59:58.440
<v Speaker 1>That that's terrible. They do that. That that's how students

0:59:58.840 --> 1:00:00.880
<v Speaker 1>talk to teachers to in the dressed a teacher's day.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't do it by the last names anymore because

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<v Speaker 1>that was like that was that was decades ago. It's

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<v Speaker 1>also probably too personal because kids go on social media

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<v Speaker 1>and they stalked their teachers. So I get it that

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<v Speaker 1>that probably makes sense. I'm not talking about a five

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<v Speaker 1>year old you want to teach them to be respectful.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about an adult. You don't call another adult.

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<v Speaker 1>Mr David. You wouldn't call your boss when we go

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<v Speaker 1>to see Tom Paul, Like, hey, Mr Tom, you wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>You wouldn't say that, you wouldn't writ anybody. But if

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<v Speaker 1>we if we spoke a different language, and sometimes this

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<v Speaker 1>person was not a different language speaking person. Okay, alright, alright, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>if you call a help desk, they go, you know

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<v Speaker 1>the Adam, I can do an accent, but they they do,

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<v Speaker 1>will say, you know, Mr David, they do that, but

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<v Speaker 1>that's because where they're from they do it. Um, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>we gotta take a break real quick. I got to

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<v Speaker 1>huh and then up. Then we gotta wrap up. I

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<v Speaker 1>gottaell you about a pop popcorn bucket? Can I tell

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<v Speaker 1>you about a popcorn buck and we come back? Thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>It's the boys. You have something you want to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about before we do the popcorn bucket story? Because I

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<v Speaker 1>felt like you had something left. I had audio. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>have two things left, but we in the sake of

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<v Speaker 1>we you have to run in the stake of time.

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<v Speaker 1>I could spare it whatever, I'll do it some of

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<v Speaker 1>the times. But again we have we have sound clips.

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<v Speaker 1>You wanted to play. Yeah, I don't have them on night.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have them on my screen. Okay, so let

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<v Speaker 1>me play two clips I have. I have the Andy

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<v Speaker 1>Grammar one. Oh, let's let's get to that in a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>But let me just play this clip. And I want

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<v Speaker 1>to hear the Andy Grammer thing is classic. Major props

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<v Speaker 1>to Scary for this Andy Grammar clip. So do you

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<v Speaker 1>know what UFO stands for? Scary um Unidentified flying object? Right? So,

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<v Speaker 1>all it means is that it's an flying object, something

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<v Speaker 1>that's flying and we can't identify it. That's all it means.

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<v Speaker 1>So so this week the Pentagon released video and transcripts

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<v Speaker 1>of pilots who have video from their planes of a

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<v Speaker 1>cylindrical fly thing and a triangular flying thing, and they

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<v Speaker 1>have admitted they don't know what they are. So here's

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<v Speaker 1>an expert on on on the news telling the story

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<v Speaker 1>about what the experts are saying because they can't confirm

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<v Speaker 1>what it is. So listen to what she says, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I'm gonna naturally rip her apart. So here it

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<v Speaker 1>is hold on a lot of the things that they presented.

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<v Speaker 1>They said, you know, we don't know what it is,

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<v Speaker 1>but that doesn't mean it's a UFO. Okay, we don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what it is, but that doesn't mean it's a UFO.

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<v Speaker 1>That's exactly what U phoe means. That's what it means.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't know what it is. UFO doesn't mean alien

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<v Speaker 1>like I know people like, oh I saw UFO. It

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't mean it's an alien. It means it's you don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what it is. The same thing. This has been

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<v Speaker 1>a t M all over again, none of the Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't say it's a UFO object, it's but meaning

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<v Speaker 1>like they're using the word improperly. Of course they're using

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<v Speaker 1>the they're using. Well, UFOL is not a word. May

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<v Speaker 1>be a word to scary now, but it's it's initials.

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<v Speaker 1>It's an acronym for unidentified flying object. But you can't

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<v Speaker 1>say they don't know what it is. But they can't

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<v Speaker 1>swear it's not a UFA. They just said it to

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<v Speaker 1>a UFO. The whole thing is about UFOs. So I

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<v Speaker 1>just wanted to sound just It's one of those things

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<v Speaker 1>like when people go they say they travel back in time.

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<v Speaker 1>We went back to the future. That's well, so here's

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<v Speaker 1>my my my audio, it's my bone to pick. I

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<v Speaker 1>tweeted this and I said, should I be offended because

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<v Speaker 1>of what they said, what Scary said or didn't say,

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<v Speaker 1>and the impression of me. So three things could offended.

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<v Speaker 1>I should have been specific, But only two people wrote

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<v Speaker 1>back that I shouldn't be offended, and a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>people wrote back their thoughts on me doing the podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>which is not what I asked you guys for help with.

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<v Speaker 1>So I still need your help. Here is Scary walking

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<v Speaker 1>into the studio with our i'm gonna say, former friends

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<v Speaker 1>from the serial Killers podcast and talking to Scary and

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<v Speaker 1>then Scary says something, and listen to how it plays

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<v Speaker 1>out and see if Scary had my back and how

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<v Speaker 1>I should feel about the whole conversation. What I Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's nice to I would like to Well, I'd like

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about maybe being on the parent podcast serial Killer.

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<v Speaker 1>You can do that. We can make that happen. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll make it happen. We'll do it. Brooklyn Boys serial

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<v Speaker 1>Killers mashup just the Brooklyn Boy. Yes, we'll do that.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, damn it. Brodie's gonna be like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>what about me? You don't like me? Because he listens

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<v Speaker 1>to this. Well, we'll do a crossover episode I think

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<v Speaker 1>that would be fine. Just the thing, I can only

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<v Speaker 1>take one of you at a time. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if we could do Brody and Scary or Scary am

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<v Speaker 1>Brody on the same episode. We've had great tea on

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<v Speaker 1>multiple times. We could definitely do no. But there's only

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<v Speaker 1>one of him, do you understand? But one of him

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<v Speaker 1>is equal to like forty two other people out of

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<v Speaker 1>your hair? Yeah, okay, So first of all, scottis like

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<v Speaker 1>Brodie on the show. Then Scotty does an impression of me,

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<v Speaker 1>which is that's nothing like me and Scary not one

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<v Speaker 1>says no, you got a Brodie. I wouldn't dream of

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<v Speaker 1>coming on without Brody. He's like Brooklyn. Boy. Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>will explain myself. Uh, the Serial Killers and the Bowl Chat,

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<v Speaker 1>which is the podcast which I which I wrote the

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<v Speaker 1>songs for a right. That's nice, okay nice? Added added

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<v Speaker 1>thing there, Um, they don't belong to me. They're not

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<v Speaker 1>my jurisdiction. I'm not the host of them. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>call the shots. In fact, when I was on that

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<v Speaker 1>podcast right there, I was passing through the studio and

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to make a bid. I was trying

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<v Speaker 1>to make a bid to be on the podcast. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>Brodie and I are also individual personalities. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if you guys realized that I'm me, he's him. There

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<v Speaker 1>have been plenty of times where David Brody has gone

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<v Speaker 1>on O P P other people's podcasts without me quite time,

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<v Speaker 1>as a matter of fact, quite a few, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not offended by it because I know that David Brody

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<v Speaker 1>is a personality on his own, the same way Brodie

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<v Speaker 1>knows I'm a personality on my own. And we and

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<v Speaker 1>problem But how wait, how ye? Now? Obviously duh. I

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<v Speaker 1>would love nothing more than to be on the two

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<v Speaker 1>of us as a team because if it's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>serial Killers versus Brooklyn Boys, well zero killers, Brooken Boys,

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<v Speaker 1>Brooken Boys, serial killers, and we want to do a

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<v Speaker 1>real cross promote, they're gonna need to have us both

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<v Speaker 1>on in order for us to promote on this podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>There's and vice versa or vice versa, vice versa whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>so it would behoove them to have them have us

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<v Speaker 1>both on. Now. I can't control, though, how Scotty B

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<v Speaker 1>feels and how he feels like he can you know,

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<v Speaker 1>conduct a guest situation because he can't temper you, you know, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't temper the two of us at the same time.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's be clear. That's what he said, right, So it's

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<v Speaker 1>not my it's with that, it's out of my jurisdiction.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to come at them on their own

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<v Speaker 1>podcast in front of their own listeners, which is what

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<v Speaker 1>you just played. You know, you know, I just have

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<v Speaker 1>to say they're not in my head and be like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, that's great. You know, but you could have said,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Brody, should we should come on as the

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys. Also, you could have said that we really

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<v Speaker 1>should do. And by the way, wait tomorrow, Thursday, the ninete.

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<v Speaker 1>By the time you hear this, you may have you

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<v Speaker 1>may have access to it. I don't know when they're

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<v Speaker 1>posting it. Scary and I will be on the Bam

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<v Speaker 1>Wedding podcast that's the uh Bill and Sam Combo Bam

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<v Speaker 1>Bam Bam. I don't know what we're talking about, but

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<v Speaker 1>they're gonna ask our opinions on on weddings and marriages

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff among other things. And that well, that's available

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<v Speaker 1>where you find your podcast producer Sam and her boyfriend

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<v Speaker 1>Will who rubbed up Scary and the Sauna. That's right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that is will, that is UH sex and the

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<v Speaker 1>sauna will No, I'm sorry, work me out in the

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<v Speaker 1>sauna will anyway, So so that they, in my opinion,

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<v Speaker 1>are doing it the right way. They are having us

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<v Speaker 1>both on. I don't know, I don't understand right. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you think you think there's a contentious I think contentious

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<v Speaker 1>about No. I think you were reaching for the brass

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<v Speaker 1>ringue like I'll come on alone. You know you were happy. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, let me address something you said. You said

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<v Speaker 1>I do other people's podcast Let's address those, because I

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<v Speaker 1>referenced one I did Tom Kelly's podcast. Tom Kelly had

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<v Speaker 1>me on because I'm a comedy writer and a comedian

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<v Speaker 1>and former comedian, and I got him his job in

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<v Speaker 1>our company. Well, I'm alright, so am I. Everyone's a

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<v Speaker 1>fan of Serial Press and and again I write, I

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<v Speaker 1>write all their jingles and show openers. I I I'm

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<v Speaker 1>invested in your podcast, and unlike you, I listen. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't even listen to Serial Killers. But let's let's talk

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<v Speaker 1>about By the way, if you go to either all

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<v Speaker 1>my links UH dot com, slash David Brody or my

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<v Speaker 1>Instagram page and click on in the bio all my

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<v Speaker 1>links you will see the other podcast I've done. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>see which ones of these would Scary be good on.

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<v Speaker 1>I interviewed Tony Harnell, the Metal Hall of Fame lead

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<v Speaker 1>singer to the eighties band Not My World Right t

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<v Speaker 1>NT Not My Lad. I did a moon Night podcast

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<v Speaker 1>breaking down the Disney show Moonnight based on the Moonnight

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<v Speaker 1>comic book Scary. Would you be part of the Hell No?

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<v Speaker 1>I did? Uh? The Doctor Strange in the multiverse of

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<v Speaker 1>Madnestop right there? Okay, thank you? Okay, so let's not

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<v Speaker 1>go crazy with like big podcast without me. You're not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be part of those. But again, at the end

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<v Speaker 1>of the day, this podcast that we're speaking of serial

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<v Speaker 1>killer killers belong belongs to both Scottie and Andrew, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's their callings. You want to be on, Andrew want

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<v Speaker 1>to be on. So then let them hash it out.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's not my battle to fight, nor is it yours.

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<v Speaker 1>Let them have you on separately and then me and

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<v Speaker 1>then fine, I'm okay, and then they okay, anyway they

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<v Speaker 1>want to slice it, I'm not producing their podcast, and

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<v Speaker 1>they don't write the outlines. Anyway you slice it, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't write the outlines to their podcast if they

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<v Speaker 1>feel they operate better with us having us both one

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<v Speaker 1>at a time, so be it. I'm okay with that

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<v Speaker 1>because it's not my again, it's not my fight to fight.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not my battle to fight. Okay, all right? Are

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<v Speaker 1>we good here? Because I gotta I'll get a pack

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<v Speaker 1>for Columbus. I'm going to Columbus, which, by the way, Ah,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a friend in Columbus and he works for

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<v Speaker 1>one of the radio stations there, and he was, oh, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>I hear you're coming to Columbus, and I'm like I am.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he's like, dude, we're gonna hang out or

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<v Speaker 1>what the problem is. I'm only gonna be there for

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<v Speaker 1>forty eight hours and I'm going for one of my

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<v Speaker 1>buddy's birthdays and I'm hanging out with my friend and

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<v Speaker 1>his friends for his birthday. And radio station dude is awesome,

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<v Speaker 1>good guy. But I don't know if we really hang out.

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<v Speaker 1>If if if he came to New York, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, I don't know, It's like we're just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of aces. So it goes back to that old argument.

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<v Speaker 1>If I'm visiting your town and we don't normally hang

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<v Speaker 1>out under regular circumstances. Should we hang out just because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in your town? You know, if it's me, you should.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's anyone else, No, it's a classic episode of

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<v Speaker 1>carb your Enthusiasm, Right. We talked about this Larry. He

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<v Speaker 1>went to New York. He was you know, he was

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<v Speaker 1>into New York. And he goes, Oh, you're gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>in New York. I'm gonna be there. Let's hang out.

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<v Speaker 1>And then they're like, wait a second, we don't hang

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<v Speaker 1>out in l A. We'll hang out together in New

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<v Speaker 1>York just because we have to be there at the

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<v Speaker 1>same time. I don't know, funny quandary, um, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be hanging out with my boy Danny and

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<v Speaker 1>his buddies for his birthday, So that should be a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of fun. What do you know? What? What? What? What?

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<v Speaker 1>What's what's Danny's uh? What's Danny's uh nickname? What do

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<v Speaker 1>we call him? Is he a club guy? Danny? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think any names for him because he's the guy who, like,

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<v Speaker 1>he arranges all the big events at the coolest clubs,

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<v Speaker 1>and he knows everybody, who knows everybody. Never feel like

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<v Speaker 1>he's I think he's like Danny connections, like his connections

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<v Speaker 1>connections because he's got he's got you know, he's got

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<v Speaker 1>connections with everything. Yeah, he really does. I like Danny.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like Danny connections might work. You tell him

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<v Speaker 1>I said that I love Danny. And a final note,

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<v Speaker 1>we want you to go to our merch store and

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<v Speaker 1>pick up something that's in the final note, I got

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<v Speaker 1>talking about the popcorn bucket. Popcorn bucket. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't wait. I can wait on the popcorn buck I

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<v Speaker 1>can say that for next week if you want to

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<v Speaker 1>talk up with the popcorn buck it will be talk

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<v Speaker 1>about the popcorn. But you were the one who Russia's

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<v Speaker 1>out of here to keep an eye on the clock.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna save popcorn bucket. You know what I'll

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<v Speaker 1>do instead, I'll do some unused jokes. We've unused jokes.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay jokes. But first everyone go to the merch store

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<v Speaker 1>at Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. That's Brooklyn

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<v Speaker 1>Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. And we have we're

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<v Speaker 1>giving away stickers. If you buy two items, you can

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<v Speaker 1>get a sheet of stickers for free. Is that what

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<v Speaker 1>we're still doing? Is that still party. But the stickers

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<v Speaker 1>can't be one of the two items, right exactly, So yes,

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<v Speaker 1>the sticker sheets, or buy any two non sticker items

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<v Speaker 1>and get a free sheet of stickers, and ladies were

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<v Speaker 1>coming into summers. Ladies, you may want you may want

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<v Speaker 1>to pick up a tank top or two just saying,

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<v Speaker 1>or a two tank of tops tank two tops. Here

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<v Speaker 1>comes sometimes unused punch lines. These are jokes that Brody

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<v Speaker 1>wrote for people on the show but whenever used. So

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<v Speaker 1>he saved these punch lines for you to read on

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<v Speaker 1>this podcast a day. Right now, I've got a couple,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I have one that I used on my

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<v Speaker 1>wife and it didn't work. Um okay, so where are they?

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<v Speaker 1>Here they go? So we were talking about the possibility

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<v Speaker 1>if Elon Musk doesn't buy Twitter, if that falls through

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<v Speaker 1>Snoop Dogg had said he wanted to buy Twitter, that

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<v Speaker 1>he might step up, and I said, oh, he would

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<v Speaker 1>rename it. It's he renamed Twitter twizzle because you know

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<v Speaker 1>he used to do that thing with disease. This is

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<v Speaker 1>something only New Yorkers will get. But put any number

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<v Speaker 1>you one if if it, if it rings true. Elvis

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<v Speaker 1>was trying to say he didn't like someone so because

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like Piers Brosnon, someone mentioned Pierce Prost. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't like Piss Proston. So I'm trying to figure out

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<v Speaker 1>why it doesn't like Piss Proston. Who doesn't like Piers Broston?

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<v Speaker 1>Not the best James Bond, but a good one. Solid

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<v Speaker 1>is Remington Steel. He's done some good movies. Couldn't figure

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<v Speaker 1>it out. Then we realized it wasn't Pierce brosn he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't like. It was Pierce Morgen he didn't like. And

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, Pierce versus Piers difference, and I wrote, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I also don't like Pierce nipples. He didn't read that.

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<v Speaker 1>And I also I'm not a big fan of Pier seventeen.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't like that either. We didn't get to that,

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<v Speaker 1>so that that was not great. Um that this is

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<v Speaker 1>something if you like alcohol scare, you may be able

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<v Speaker 1>to explain this better. Um. We were playing Elvis Kim

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<v Speaker 1>in today. He uh, he was a little tired. He

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<v Speaker 1>has been out drinking in the last night. He kim.

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<v Speaker 1>He was up late, he radio and so we played

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<v Speaker 1>down with op p right. I played a hook of it,

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't play part of it. We're talking about Danielle brought

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<v Speaker 1>it up somewhere, but her mother told her what her

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<v Speaker 1>father told her. What opp somebody told her what We

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<v Speaker 1>were talking about the song, and I said, so, I wrote, Elvis,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm down with vs OP, which is uh kgnac, right,

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<v Speaker 1>it's very special, it's very special something. Let me let

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<v Speaker 1>me look down. I don't know what that means, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>So you don't know. So that's why he didn't use

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<v Speaker 1>the v s OP meaning vs OP means very superior

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<v Speaker 1>old pale. Oh so it's it's a popular brand. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's what you put on like Kgnac's like high grade liquor.

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<v Speaker 1>Vs OP is like but okay, carry on, knyaka. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. He's like est yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So he didn't he didn't get that joke. And then um,

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<v Speaker 1>he was talking about we had Bossy on today, be

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<v Speaker 1>a z z I Bossy, very very talented singer. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure most of you guys know him, and a really good,

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<v Speaker 1>good interview and a solid, solid guy. Elvis was joking

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<v Speaker 1>that he and his husband Alex both sort of have

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<v Speaker 1>like a friendly crush on Bossi because of his music.

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<v Speaker 1>He's cute, he's respectable, he's he's knowledgeable, he speaks beautifully

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<v Speaker 1>about music. And then joking me, they're like he's so

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<v Speaker 1>he said, do you think that I should give Alex

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<v Speaker 1>a whole pass? Jokingly like if Bossy was into Alex

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever, which you know and so so then I

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<v Speaker 1>I said, you know, probably not. He probably get into

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<v Speaker 1>a three way. He's, oh, a threesome. That's interesting. So

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<v Speaker 1>I wrote, Minaja Boz. He didn't do that, so he

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<v Speaker 1>was kid. I wasn't like ha ha. He did a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of my jokes today, but he didn't do those. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I I said something my wife last night. I I

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<v Speaker 1>laughed after I said it, and my wife says, it's

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<v Speaker 1>nice to know you can make yourself laugh. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>She didn't find it funny. No. I was on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone with her. We were talking about something. She was

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<v Speaker 1>out shopping last night and uh we were talking about,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we're taking a couple of cruises and uh

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<v Speaker 1>what I don't remember if she was talking about the

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<v Speaker 1>Mexican cruise were going on or the the m the

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<v Speaker 1>Icelandic Trip cruise were going on, but she said, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>looking at the excursions and get this we can Uh

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<v Speaker 1>she's it's not really something you would do. But for

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<v Speaker 1>two thousand dollars, we can hike down into the center

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<v Speaker 1>of a dormant volcano and see the inside of a volcano. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I'm not going to do that. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of money to climb and and that's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of effort. I have to do all the walking and

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<v Speaker 1>hiking myself and pay two thousand. So then she she's

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<v Speaker 1>going through some other excursions. Well, I don't understand this.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's another volcano not far from the other one, and

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<v Speaker 1>this one's only get all us to climb into. So

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<v Speaker 1>immediately said, that's because that one's active. You gotta walk

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<v Speaker 1>through the lava. And I started laughing because I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's why it's so cheap, and she just I'm glad

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<v Speaker 1>you you find it funny. That's very funny. I find

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<v Speaker 1>it funny. Thank you. I said, it is funny. She was,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't say what's funny? Go, yes, I can. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a professional comedy writer. I can absolutely say what's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>And I said that tongue in cheek. Obviously I should say.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, that's funny. Anyone would laugh at that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's funny. That's why it's not her, not her, And

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<v Speaker 1>she laughs at my jokes occasionally, but it's you know,

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<v Speaker 1>she hates when people like talk to her, like at

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<v Speaker 1>parties and different things, or like they be an event,

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<v Speaker 1>like if she comes to jingle ball whatever and they're like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, it must be great living with him.

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<v Speaker 1>He must make you laugh all the time. She's like,

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<v Speaker 1>she rolls her eyes. Yeah, it's like that's not not

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<v Speaker 1>living with him is not what I would say, is no,

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<v Speaker 1>And it's true. He like, you know, you live with

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<v Speaker 1>a person not the same as like being another ones.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife's not a slice is what I'm saying exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's not free boys. Rob ro