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Speaker 1: Donkey today time. Damn he hog did it's time for

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Speaker 1: donkey Day. I ain't trying to be donky today no more.

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Speaker 1: They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm

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Speaker 1: not making these people do these things called donkey of

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Speaker 1: the day. And it really caught me off guard. Damn Charlamagne,

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Speaker 1: who got the donkey out of day today? Well, donkey

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Speaker 1: today for Friday. August eleventh goes to Seth Berman. Seth

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Speaker 1: Bermon is thirty four years old and he hells from

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Speaker 1: the Great City of Atlanta, Georgia. Seth is suffering from

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Speaker 1: what psychologists call the target effect. Everybody in America suffers

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Speaker 1: from the target effect. Doesn't matter what your financial status is.

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Speaker 1: The reality of the situation is none of us can

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Speaker 1: go into Target and get one thing. I know. I'm

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Speaker 1: speaking directly to you right now. You feel seen, don't

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Speaker 1: you maybe even triggered? Trust me, I understand every single

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Speaker 1: emotion you are dealing with. I get and psychologists do too.

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Speaker 1: It's a real thing. You're going to Target to buy

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Speaker 1: one thing, maybe you know, a good Fellow T shirt.

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Speaker 1: Next thing you know, you walking out with one hundred

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Speaker 1: dollars worth of stuff and you have no idea how

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Speaker 1: that happened? All right. Target does that to humans, so

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Speaker 1: much so that clinical psychologists have released tips on how

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Speaker 1: to stage your own Target interventions. Okay, Target is a trap,

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Speaker 1: all right, because the story isn't the actual target you are.

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Speaker 1: Do you realize that everything in Target is strategically placed

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Speaker 1: there to keep you there, everything from the lighting, the

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Speaker 1: bright colors. They say it brightens your effect and you

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Speaker 1: tend to have a pretty good time there. So it's

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Speaker 1: conducive to buying. You know, of course, you want to,

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Speaker 1: you know, spend more in a place that you spend

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Speaker 1: more time. And not to mention, it's a Starbucks in

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Speaker 1: all of them, so that adds another addiction. Okay, Starbucks

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Speaker 1: heroin same thing. Target also places things in strategic places

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Speaker 1: to boost cross selling, and then they have these things

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Speaker 1: called lifestyle settings that help you visualize the goods in

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Speaker 1: your home. Once you see it, once you can see

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Speaker 1: it in your place of residence, you want it in

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Speaker 1: your place of residence. Okay, And I'm not even gonna

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Speaker 1: get into the psychological pricing Target does. Oh, they make

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Speaker 1: you think you're getting a deal just because it's a

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Speaker 1: nine at the end of the price. If it has

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Speaker 1: a nine on the end of the price, it appears

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Speaker 1: to be on sale, therefore you can't pass it up.

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Speaker 1: Those are just a few of the reasons the target

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Speaker 1: effect is real, and that's the reason why you can

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Speaker 1: never leave Target with just one thing. And seth Berman

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Speaker 1: he fell victim to that. See he went to Target

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Speaker 1: for one thing, but like most of us, couldn't leave

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Speaker 1: with just one thing. Let's go to Fox five Atlanta

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Speaker 1: for the report police this.

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Speaker 2: There's also released new video of a shoplifting suspect being arrested.

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Speaker 2: Take a look. This is the Target located on Caroline Street. Atlanta.

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Speaker 2: Police say an officer was flagged down by a security guard.

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Speaker 2: That guard told authorities that the man stole two televisions

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Speaker 2: from the store. They say when the man was caught

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Speaker 2: outside the store, he fought the officer until backup arrived.

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Speaker 2: Both the suspect and officer suffered minor injuries.

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Speaker 1: Now, police say he was on drugs during all of this.

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Speaker 1: But this wasn't weed, it wasn't shrooms, it wasn't Rihanna's

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Speaker 1: makeup he was using. This man was under the influence

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Speaker 1: of target. Okay, the target effect is a stronger drugg

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Speaker 1: than all those things mentioned. That's why he went back

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Speaker 1: to the scene of the crime because mentally he never left. See,

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Speaker 1: if you only get one thing from target, you hear

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Speaker 1: Kobe Bryant in your brain saying, this job's not finished.

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Speaker 1: Job finished. I don't think so, that's right. The target

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Speaker 1: effect is so real that when his brother got caught

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Speaker 1: leaving the store with the TV, he didn't think about

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Speaker 1: running away. He thought about running back into the store. Okay.

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Speaker 1: That's like an animal that's been locked in the cage

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Speaker 1: and instead of running off into the wild to get free,

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Speaker 1: they run back into the zoo. I know y'all want

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Speaker 1: to blame drugs, but trust me, this is the target effect. Okay,

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Speaker 1: as I'm doing this, donkey right now, there's someone pulling

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Speaker 1: up the target for one thing, and they gonna come

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Speaker 1: out thirty minutes later with at least three to five items. Okay. Now,

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Speaker 1: let's talk about Seth as a thief. He simply got

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Speaker 1: too greedy because he did successfully steal one TV. He

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Speaker 1: was free and clear, but his greed made him go

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Speaker 1: back to stealing noth one. This is a prime example

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Speaker 1: that we get too greedy. Okay, he successfully stole one TV.

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Speaker 1: He was free and clear with his greed mixed with

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Speaker 1: the target of fact made him go back to get

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Speaker 1: another sixty five inch TV. Why did he need another TV?

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Speaker 1: I know football season on the way, but damn what

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Speaker 1: you built in the sports bar? Huh? You need to

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Speaker 1: have more than one TV to have more than one

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Speaker 1: game on at the same time. Maybe he wanted to

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Speaker 1: play Call of Duty and watch The Breakfast Club on

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Speaker 1: BT at the same time. I don't know what seth

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Speaker 1: did you have to go back to the same exact

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Speaker 1: target you stole from the first time. I did some research,

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Speaker 1: and by research I mean Google, and it's at least

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Speaker 1: eight targets in the Atlanta area. You telling me the

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Speaker 1: target effect is so scrump that you couldn't even leave

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Speaker 1: the target you was at to go to another one. Huh?

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Speaker 1: You stuck on stupid like a woman who's addicted to

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Speaker 1: a terrible man with good penis. All right, this man

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Speaker 1: ain't got no job, no ambition. He cheats on you constantly,

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Speaker 1: had another baby mammy he's still sleeping with. But you

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Speaker 1: still end up under him every other day, letting him

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Speaker 1: sweat on you. That had nothing to do with anything

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to make you feel bad. But still

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Speaker 1: sleeping with that brother under modification or for short, you

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Speaker 1: can just call him a bummer. Please give Seth the

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Speaker 1: sweet sounds of the Hamiltons. Oh now you are the doggie.

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Speaker 2: Of the day, the doge all the day.

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Speaker 1: Ye I wonder what triggered people more during that Donkey

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Speaker 1: today realizing that you know, we all have been victims

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Speaker 1: of the target effect, are realizing that you are still

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Speaker 1: sleeping with a terrible man with good penis. Which one

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Speaker 1: for you? Hm hmmm, all right, well bet e t,

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Speaker 1: thank you. We'll see y'all. Munty almost told people you

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Speaker 1: the bum that I'm sleeping with. Now, I almost told

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Speaker 1: people that I might have just did now what now what?

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Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, sir, I'm not a bum Yeah, you're a

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Speaker 1: beige on the modification. Awkward and strange. Okay, been awkward

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Speaker 1: and strange. Welcome Roxy, All right, I feel like this

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Speaker 1: is all right. Donkey Today is brought to you by

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Speaker 1: the law office of Michael s. Lammisoft. Don't be a donkey.

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Speaker 1: Dot pound two fifty on your cell and say the

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Speaker 1: bull If you've been hurting a construction accident, that's pound

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Speaker 1: two five oz from your cell and say the bull