1 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:18,119 Speaker 1: Pots Talk, Parts Talk, punks talk, poks talk. I know, 2 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:21,720 Speaker 1: I know, I said, I'm sorry, Okay, what else you 3 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:23,720 Speaker 1: want me to do? Build a damn rocket ship and 4 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:29,920 Speaker 1: flyer cheese Louise Hi? Everybody, Okays, I'm sorry. I'm a 5 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:33,080 Speaker 1: little bit frazzled this morning because I'm way to the studio, 6 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:37,919 Speaker 1: stuck in traffic. I was sitting completely still on nine 7 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:40,360 Speaker 1: ninety five, right behind the wall wat truck for an 8 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:42,680 Speaker 1: hour and a half. I mean, can you imagine me 9 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:46,000 Speaker 1: sitting here in my day laundra making direct eye contact 10 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,519 Speaker 1: with the picture of a steaming hotsop Broughtson. My dog 11 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:51,640 Speaker 1: was screaming. I swear to god, I was about four 12 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:54,200 Speaker 1: minutes from taking the flare gun out of my emergency 13 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:57,080 Speaker 1: kid in my trunk and robin that truck. I mean, 14 00:00:57,120 --> 00:01:01,400 Speaker 1: I would have done it anyways, this Parks Talk. I'm 15 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:06,040 Speaker 1: doctor Needsy Pitts, Wilmington, Delawares, number one female obg y 16 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:09,120 Speaker 1: N and here on Parts Talk we talk about all 17 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:14,319 Speaker 1: things parts. I'm talking the nasty downstairs ones and some 18 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:20,360 Speaker 1: of the fun ones up top. What all the highways 19 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:25,280 Speaker 1: are shut down? Because oh what he's here. The bidens 20 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:30,560 Speaker 1: are here. The first Family of America is in town. Boy, 21 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:38,720 Speaker 1: Ryan Phillippi, I think we found today's Biden's body. You know, 22 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:41,600 Speaker 1: I'm upset about the traffic before, but now I don't care. 23 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:43,759 Speaker 1: I spend the rest of my life starving to death 24 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:45,920 Speaker 1: behind the WALLWAT truck have been meant that the Biden's 25 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:48,280 Speaker 1: got where they needed to go. I mean, heck, I 26 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:50,720 Speaker 1: think everyone should be put a mandatory house rest when 27 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:53,400 Speaker 1: they're in town. Get out of their way. They've got 28 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:58,040 Speaker 1: places to be. Oh god, I wonder if doctor Jill 29 00:01:58,160 --> 00:01:59,640 Speaker 1: is going to have enough time to stop at Crabby 30 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:03,360 Speaker 1: Dicks or Soft Show. She loves those things. The Bidens 31 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:06,400 Speaker 1: really are the Kennedy's of Bellaware, if you think about it. 32 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:09,040 Speaker 1: I mean, heck, they're even better than the Kennedy's, more 33 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:12,520 Speaker 1: dignified and classy, like the Kennedy's gotten in trouble, you know, 34 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:16,040 Speaker 1: going to Martha's vineyard and partying with Marilyn and whatnot. 35 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:18,880 Speaker 1: But the Bidens they're just down a robe of beach, 36 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:21,919 Speaker 1: riding their bikes, getting again, maybe playing a game of 37 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:27,480 Speaker 1: cards after dinner. They're like everybody else, but so much better. Yeah. Well, 38 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:30,000 Speaker 1: let's just say that's pretty much the most exciting thing 39 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:32,200 Speaker 1: had happened to me all year if you want to 40 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:35,320 Speaker 1: really think about it, I mean, my niece's communion just 41 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:38,840 Speaker 1: doesn't compare. Now, I'm real excited for this next segment 42 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:41,280 Speaker 1: because it's about the people that are the backbones of 43 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:44,720 Speaker 1: the health system and don't get hardly enough credit. I'm 44 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:48,519 Speaker 1: talking nurses. I love nurses so much. Honestly, if I 45 00:02:48,639 --> 00:02:52,120 Speaker 1: weren't a doctor, I would be a nurse. Doctors are 46 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:57,600 Speaker 1: awkward mouth breathers with serial killer handwriting, and nurses are 47 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:01,799 Speaker 1: angels from heaven who wears SpongeBob Scrow. So today we're 48 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:04,000 Speaker 1: going to take a second to shout out all the 49 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:07,840 Speaker 1: nurses who saved my ass every day and the things 50 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:09,960 Speaker 1: I would do for them if I had to. In 51 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:16,079 Speaker 1: a little segment we like to call nurses, I would 52 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:21,600 Speaker 1: die for Carla and Pete's. I'd sell my hair for 53 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:26,440 Speaker 1: us like gift to the Magi. Nicole from Nanick you 54 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:30,520 Speaker 1: first of all, great name job Combo. You can have 55 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:33,400 Speaker 1: my car. I might need a ride, but you can 56 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:38,280 Speaker 1: have it. Keisha, the way you hold forceps, I'd give 57 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:43,520 Speaker 1: you a kidney bone marrow, whatever you need, Ellen, mortgage 58 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:50,200 Speaker 1: my house, Tom and Pediatrics Jack shit, Tom, Male nurses 59 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:52,160 Speaker 1: get a bad rep and you're not doing a good 60 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:54,760 Speaker 1: job helping that. Oh you think you're better than me 61 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:56,840 Speaker 1: because you have the vending machine on your floor with 62 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:59,880 Speaker 1: the peanut butter TwixT bars. You're not better than me. 63 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,400 Speaker 1: You know what she did and arrhymes with pull my 64 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:06,200 Speaker 1: darking pace. That's right, you stole my parking space. Also, 65 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:09,360 Speaker 1: I saw your girlfriend once and I could see her thong. 66 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:14,920 Speaker 1: This has been nurses. I would die for. Fuck you, Tom. 67 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:19,560 Speaker 1: So let's get into today's topic, which is sex ed 68 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:24,000 Speaker 1: short for education. So a lot of you use guys 69 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,400 Speaker 1: at home might not know this, but to avoid spending 70 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:30,240 Speaker 1: time in my own house, I also do sexual education 71 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:34,480 Speaker 1: assemblies at high schools. Yeah, about fifteen percent of the 72 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:37,919 Speaker 1: kids have already had children of their own, but there's 73 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:41,839 Speaker 1: always that other eighty five percent, and the school district 74 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:45,279 Speaker 1: is so underfunded. They had the gym teachers teaching health 75 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:48,520 Speaker 1: and jazz choir, so I figured i'd take some of 76 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:52,080 Speaker 1: that off their plate. My latest assembly left me so 77 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:56,320 Speaker 1: inspired that I've devoted this episode to sex ed for 78 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:59,599 Speaker 1: the utes. You know what I always say, You're never 79 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:02,719 Speaker 1: too much of a baby to learn how babies are made. 80 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:04,840 Speaker 1: I mean, why wish they'd let me teach sex? Said 81 00:05:04,839 --> 00:05:08,880 Speaker 1: the kindergarteners. Now, something they learned very early working in 82 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:12,839 Speaker 1: schools is when talking about the body, you cannot show 83 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:17,960 Speaker 1: the student's pornography too. Many parents call so as a 84 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:22,280 Speaker 1: visual aid. I always use puppets, And as you can see, 85 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:25,880 Speaker 1: I haven't them here. They can't see because it's a podcast. 86 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:29,840 Speaker 1: Well they'll get it. So this is the essential information 87 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:32,440 Speaker 1: that I give the kids about their changing bodies. In 88 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:40,760 Speaker 1: a segment I like to call puberty puppets. See this, 89 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:45,880 Speaker 1: See what he has between his legs. That's normal, okay, 90 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:50,160 Speaker 1: And see her these get bigger, that's normal. They don't 91 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:53,320 Speaker 1: get that much bigger. Normal too. God bless us us 92 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:57,040 Speaker 1: all in different ways. God made us all normal. See 93 00:05:57,080 --> 00:06:01,479 Speaker 1: this hair here normal? That here there normal. The hair 94 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:05,600 Speaker 1: there that's unsightly but technically normal. Up to you if 95 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:08,560 Speaker 1: you ask your parents to get that lasered off. And 96 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:14,039 Speaker 1: when the two puppets get aroused, this is normal. That's normal. 97 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:17,880 Speaker 1: This goes there normal, They go here, normal. She might 98 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:22,520 Speaker 1: go up here, guys go down there. Same sex couples 99 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:26,760 Speaker 1: normal normal, normal, normal. But the safest thing you can 100 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:29,600 Speaker 1: do is all just diddle yourselves and tell her at 101 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:32,760 Speaker 1: least twenty five, which, as you can see, is what 102 00:06:32,839 --> 00:06:36,080 Speaker 1: the puppets are doing right now. Okay, well, I don't 103 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:38,360 Speaker 1: know what my producers were talking about, because I think 104 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:41,440 Speaker 1: that went great. Everybody got it and everybody learned something. 105 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:45,680 Speaker 1: So suck my dick. Oh sorry, I'm irritable this morning. 106 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:48,479 Speaker 1: I forgot to put coffee in my wawah cuple half 107 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:52,840 Speaker 1: and half cut to me just sucking on cream, wondering 108 00:06:52,839 --> 00:06:58,000 Speaker 1: why I have a headache. Well, folks, I'm so excited 109 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:01,240 Speaker 1: for our guest this episode. She's real get for us. 110 00:07:01,279 --> 00:07:05,600 Speaker 1: She's a student at the DuPont Chemical Junior Senior High School, 111 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:08,400 Speaker 1: and I met her when I was teaching sex, said there. 112 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:12,280 Speaker 1: She ended up teaching me so much. You know, these 113 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:15,840 Speaker 1: gen Z kids, they're so thanks smart. When I was 114 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:18,280 Speaker 1: their age, I spent half my time trying to figure 115 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:20,920 Speaker 1: out how to get on Jovie tickets. I saw him 116 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:24,040 Speaker 1: five times, even stuck backstage once. Yeah, I showed the 117 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:27,120 Speaker 1: security guy my nipple. Can you let me pass right by? 118 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:30,559 Speaker 1: He was a sweet man, But joke's on him because 119 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:32,920 Speaker 1: it wasn't my nipple. It was a grape skittle. On 120 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:37,040 Speaker 1: a slice of pepperoni. Anyway, please welcome to the show 121 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:43,880 Speaker 1: local high school student and teen sex expert Cassie. Hi, 122 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:48,600 Speaker 1: thank you so much for having me. Oh, Cassie, thank 123 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:52,240 Speaker 1: you so much for doing parts talk. I have a 124 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:55,520 Speaker 1: form that they got to email you so your parents 125 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:59,280 Speaker 1: get permission for you to be on here. But anyway, Cassie, 126 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:04,440 Speaker 1: you're a teen sex expert. Is that right? Yeah, that's correct. 127 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:09,800 Speaker 1: I am. Everyone comes to me for um, sex, that's 128 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:13,200 Speaker 1: sound cool. So are they are they asking me about 129 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:15,720 Speaker 1: the kind of sex do you head? Or just kind 130 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:19,160 Speaker 1: of general questions? Well, you know, some people are coming 131 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:21,400 Speaker 1: to me to have sex with me. Some people are 132 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:25,440 Speaker 1: asking me questions about like sex in general. Um, And 133 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:29,240 Speaker 1: I'm always happy to help because, um, yeah, I just 134 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:32,480 Speaker 1: know these things. God, Cassie, you know, I'm proud of 135 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:35,640 Speaker 1: you and I don't even know you. So tell me 136 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:39,160 Speaker 1: a little baby about yourself, because because I'm thinking, gosh, 137 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:42,079 Speaker 1: you know, Cassie, you're you're in the sex said Assembly, 138 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:46,040 Speaker 1: You're you're speaking to the youths. You start, you start 139 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:48,280 Speaker 1: getting up there with me on stage, you start kind 140 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:52,000 Speaker 1: of correcting me, and then I'm thinking, God, this squirrel Cassie. 141 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:55,199 Speaker 1: She's so smart. I see the other day below looking 142 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:58,199 Speaker 1: at the long Shois there a queen. Yeah, I mean 143 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:02,120 Speaker 1: it just to me and Orange Julius slash Dairy Queen 144 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:07,480 Speaker 1: is the perfect intersection of America. To me, Orange Julius 145 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:11,240 Speaker 1: Dairy Queen is America. So I find it to be 146 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:13,880 Speaker 1: just like the perfect place for me to interact with people, 147 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:17,400 Speaker 1: learn about people, know about things. It's just like it's 148 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:22,040 Speaker 1: really powerful actually to be serving a smoothie. And you know, 149 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:25,840 Speaker 1: for our listeners out there. Cassie, she works at the 150 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:29,079 Speaker 1: Christianimal Okay, not the Conquering Watch works, so Christianimal, the 151 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:32,800 Speaker 1: nice one. She's a career woman. M you know, those 152 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:35,840 Speaker 1: smoothies are so good. Turns out I heard they're just 153 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:38,920 Speaker 1: ice cream. Is that true? Well, I would say about 154 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:42,480 Speaker 1: eighty percent ice cream. But what is that if not nutrients? 155 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:46,280 Speaker 1: I love that, and that's science. And as a medical doctor, 156 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:51,319 Speaker 1: I can agree with Cassie one. Um, Cassie, how'd you 157 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:56,319 Speaker 1: get so wise? You know? Some say that I was 158 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:59,800 Speaker 1: kind of born that way. I don't really remember one 159 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:03,480 Speaker 1: or two, but uh, people would say I would lie 160 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:06,079 Speaker 1: on my back and just sort of have these moments 161 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,480 Speaker 1: where it felt like I was really clear. I'd go 162 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:11,240 Speaker 1: someone would be asking for keys and I couldn't even talk, 163 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:12,960 Speaker 1: and I would go and I would find the keys. 164 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:15,400 Speaker 1: You know. So I just I feel like I've always 165 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:20,160 Speaker 1: had this presence inside of me. You know. I saved 166 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:23,600 Speaker 1: my uncle who was choking one time before he even 167 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:28,160 Speaker 1: had started gasping for air. So, oh my god. So 168 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:31,839 Speaker 1: you're kind of a little freak. Not what you're saying, 169 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:37,040 Speaker 1: You're that's I mean freak. Wow. So the orientations of 170 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:40,240 Speaker 1: that work, it's just, um, it's many historied, and like 171 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:42,800 Speaker 1: you know, I think we have to respect the surfaces 172 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:46,400 Speaker 1: performer community when we think about the word freak. And 173 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,400 Speaker 1: so that's kind of why I like, you know, you 174 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:50,480 Speaker 1: saw me. I kind of shivered, you know, my third 175 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:54,000 Speaker 1: eyes sort of just like went up my spine. And 176 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:56,400 Speaker 1: you know, Kessey got to be patient with me because 177 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,680 Speaker 1: I am a medical doctor and I am topping my 178 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:03,480 Speaker 1: field in the state. But my inform a different generation. UM, 179 00:11:03,559 --> 00:11:07,720 Speaker 1: and that I think is gen element no P And 180 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:11,320 Speaker 1: what general are you? Um? I you know, I don't 181 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:17,600 Speaker 1: subscribe to the generations. I feel intergenerational UM personally. Okay, 182 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:20,920 Speaker 1: my next question for you Cassie, what is gender? And 183 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:23,680 Speaker 1: is it okay? If I say it? You can say 184 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:28,720 Speaker 1: the word gender for sure? That is that is that's 185 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:32,320 Speaker 1: actually well within your right as a doctor. UM, and 186 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,920 Speaker 1: I hope thank you would personally thank you. I've been 187 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:38,880 Speaker 1: really causing and turning around that one, so that clarification 188 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:43,400 Speaker 1: is awesome. Uh, Cassie, were you when you grow up? Um? 189 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:46,720 Speaker 1: I'd love to be taller. Um, that's my biggest goal. 190 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:51,679 Speaker 1: But if that doesn't happen, I think I'd love to 191 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:56,040 Speaker 1: go to Um, I'd love to go to Bring him 192 00:11:56,120 --> 00:12:01,160 Speaker 1: Young University, Bring them Young. Yeah, that's sure. No, it's 193 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:05,480 Speaker 1: actually in Utah. I have like a real fascination of 194 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:09,160 Speaker 1: just kind of understanding Mormonism. Don't really want to become one, 195 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:11,679 Speaker 1: don't actually even want to study that at school, but 196 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:14,080 Speaker 1: just kind of want to dive in. And then maybe 197 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:19,440 Speaker 1: you know, moved to Milan. Oh, well that sounds really amazing. Um. 198 00:12:19,559 --> 00:12:21,760 Speaker 1: You know I had I had a girlfriend of mine 199 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:25,120 Speaker 1: from a high school. She was Mormon, and all of 200 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:28,920 Speaker 1: her brothers were smoking hot and they all played music together. 201 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:32,440 Speaker 1: And then when day we were at the beach and 202 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:36,920 Speaker 1: they're all wearing long Johns under their bikinis, you know. Now, 203 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:40,680 Speaker 1: it's an interesting culture for sure. I'm not particularly interested 204 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,880 Speaker 1: in joining, like you said, but maybe be fun to 205 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:46,000 Speaker 1: go to college with them. Oh, now it's time for 206 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:50,320 Speaker 1: the Q and A section of this episode. This week, 207 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:53,720 Speaker 1: I asked all our team listeners to submit us questions, 208 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:57,800 Speaker 1: and I thought that, you know, Cassie, being the wise, beautiful, 209 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:01,360 Speaker 1: perfect daughter that she is, should be perfect to answer 210 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,840 Speaker 1: some of these questions. So, Cassie, are you're ready to 211 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:06,960 Speaker 1: hear what the Uts of Delaware have to say? Absolutely, 212 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:10,760 Speaker 1: I'm ready to listen and I'm ready to give. Well, 213 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:15,199 Speaker 1: this first question comes from the pressingly warny. The pressingly 214 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:18,760 Speaker 1: Horny says, my boyfriend is on a very high dose 215 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:21,520 Speaker 1: of Lexa pro and can only get hard once a month. 216 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:27,520 Speaker 1: Is it possible to get pregnant from doing its soft serve? Now, Cassie, 217 00:13:27,559 --> 00:13:31,080 Speaker 1: I gotta ask doing it soft serve? I'm assuming that's 218 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:34,800 Speaker 1: when the boyfriend just kind of squishes the soft dick 219 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:39,320 Speaker 1: and balls kind of into the vagina. Am I am? 220 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:43,000 Speaker 1: I correct? And assuming that that's absolutely correct? And I 221 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,800 Speaker 1: actually have to say that doing it soft serve is 222 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:50,920 Speaker 1: a really beautiful experience. It can be really intimate it 223 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:54,920 Speaker 1: can be really you know, sensitive and just kind of 224 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:57,960 Speaker 1: stuffing it inside when it's all in there and you 225 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:01,880 Speaker 1: just kind of as the woman you're just shaking, And 226 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:05,520 Speaker 1: that's actually can be a really pleasurable, fun, kind of 227 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:08,440 Speaker 1: weird sort of like what if you could put the 228 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:12,720 Speaker 1: blob inside of you sort of experience which I find 229 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:17,840 Speaker 1: can be really exciting. And yes, you can get pregnant 230 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,960 Speaker 1: that way. That's how my best friend got pregnant and 231 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:24,320 Speaker 1: now she lives two tones over fascinating. Fascinating. Yeah, Patrick, 232 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:27,440 Speaker 1: you know, I always say to him, I wish you'd 233 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:29,760 Speaker 1: thick was a mechanical pencil, you know, I could just 234 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:32,480 Speaker 1: kind of press on me your racer and then being bamboom. 235 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:35,440 Speaker 1: I'm ready to write an essay, you know, but um pe, 236 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:39,280 Speaker 1: we're working on it. He takes some work. Um okay. 237 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:44,040 Speaker 1: Our next question comes from Volleyball Star. Volleyball Star says, 238 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:48,200 Speaker 1: my friend is dating a much older man and I'm 239 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:51,120 Speaker 1: starting to think he might be groom in her. What 240 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:56,040 Speaker 1: should I do now, Cassie? Groom in that terminology? Are 241 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:58,480 Speaker 1: we talking like dog grooming? Like? Is he putting little 242 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:01,920 Speaker 1: burettes in her ears and kind of clipping the hairs 243 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:05,560 Speaker 1: next to her, but what's grooming? Listen. I wish he 244 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:08,720 Speaker 1: was clipping the hairs next to her, but because you know, ladies, 245 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,320 Speaker 1: we have to talk about it. They're long, all right, 246 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:14,640 Speaker 1: But I wish that's what he was doing. But sadly, no, 247 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:19,680 Speaker 1: he's probably a much older wild man who is trying 248 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:25,000 Speaker 1: to make this young girl be presentable for him and 249 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:27,320 Speaker 1: make her think that she needs to be with him, 250 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:30,720 Speaker 1: even though he's older and disgusting. Probably, and probably it 251 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:35,320 Speaker 1: has like weird old people diseases like hemorrhoids or cancer. 252 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:41,280 Speaker 1: And okay, next question, gritty girl. Gritty girl says, my 253 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:45,640 Speaker 1: church mute group is doing a Christmas activity pageant, and 254 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:48,360 Speaker 1: our choir director told me that I could have played 255 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:52,040 Speaker 1: the Virgin Mary because I wouldn't be able to relate 256 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:55,560 Speaker 1: to the character. Am I being slutchined by my church? 257 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,480 Speaker 1: I mean, ultimately, why do you even want to play 258 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:01,240 Speaker 1: the Virgin Mary? I mean, and I don't want to 259 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:06,840 Speaker 1: be a girl that's not immaculate conception by some foreign being. Uh, 260 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:10,960 Speaker 1: let it be a little doll or whatever. It's not 261 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:14,440 Speaker 1: your responsibility. And if you're having sex, that's really cool. 262 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:17,440 Speaker 1: And I bet they're just jealous the fact that they 263 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:20,200 Speaker 1: don't get to anymore if you're a youth pastor, I 264 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:23,560 Speaker 1: mean you practically. I mean that is just that's just 265 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:27,480 Speaker 1: Ken Doll all down there, Cassie. You're so freaking woke. 266 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,920 Speaker 1: It's like I feel like I was asleep my whole 267 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:33,200 Speaker 1: life and then I hear you talk and it's like, yes, yes, 268 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:37,360 Speaker 1: a hundred times yes. Um, you know, I didn't even 269 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:41,200 Speaker 1: know was Mary. I'm gonna say something crazy, okay, and yes, 270 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:43,160 Speaker 1: And people that listen to pod they know that I'm 271 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:46,000 Speaker 1: one hundred percent Catholic all the way, except I don't 272 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,280 Speaker 1: believe in it and I don't practice it. Was Mary 273 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:53,720 Speaker 1: actually a virgin? Okay, Like I'm just gonna say it 274 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:58,440 Speaker 1: because you know, I'm an OBITCHI man, I've seen some stuff. 275 00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:01,520 Speaker 1: There's a lot of girls that come into the office, 276 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:05,040 Speaker 1: you know, out this year with the belly, and they're 277 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:07,800 Speaker 1: sitting down from their moms and dads and they're saying, 278 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,680 Speaker 1: I don't know what happened. You know, I had no 279 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:16,280 Speaker 1: idea how this came to be. Maybe it's some miracles, 280 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:20,800 Speaker 1: you know, And I just kind of feel like Mary. 281 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:24,160 Speaker 1: She was a teen, she was gorgeous, She had a 282 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:29,199 Speaker 1: flop of a husband. You know, things kind of happened. Yeah, 283 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:32,000 Speaker 1: I mean I think that Mary was well within her 284 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:35,679 Speaker 1: right to enjoy her body. And if Joseph put a 285 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:38,360 Speaker 1: baby in her, I mean, frankly, if I was Joseph, 286 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:41,320 Speaker 1: I would be confused. Where did this baby come from? 287 00:17:41,359 --> 00:17:44,560 Speaker 1: If not for me, it came from God. Crazy. It 288 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:47,000 Speaker 1: definitely looks suspicious to me. But you know, I was 289 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:50,440 Speaker 1: never in that situation, and I can't judge what they 290 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:53,560 Speaker 1: might have done in Bethlehem during that time. You know, Well, 291 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,800 Speaker 1: maybe you can investigate that when you're going to college 292 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:59,399 Speaker 1: and bring them youngs. Yeah. No, I definitely think I could. 293 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:01,840 Speaker 1: I think the Mores have a specific view on that. 294 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:05,240 Speaker 1: I'm really hoping I can learn a lot from them 295 00:18:05,359 --> 00:18:07,360 Speaker 1: and just how they have sex and how they help 296 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:10,639 Speaker 1: each other have sex u and not have sex. I 297 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:14,920 Speaker 1: should say it will be really interesting, I think. Yeah, 298 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:18,240 Speaker 1: for somebody as a sexually empowered as you, Cassie, I 299 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:21,680 Speaker 1: can't wait for you to go to bring them young university. 300 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,760 Speaker 1: You know, Um, this actually reminds me of a funny story. 301 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:27,719 Speaker 1: I actually had to deliver a baby in a major once. 302 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:31,239 Speaker 1: H Yeah, it was such a mess and Uh, you 303 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:33,600 Speaker 1: know the placenta was kind of mixed up with the 304 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,840 Speaker 1: hay and that you know, all the sheeps started eating it. 305 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:41,480 Speaker 1: And I said, hey, you know, sheeps, that percenta is 306 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:46,119 Speaker 1: for the mom to eat. Okay, Um, but yeah, you 307 00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:49,719 Speaker 1: know that's just gonna happen when you're out in slower 308 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:54,360 Speaker 1: lower Dollaware people are having babies on farms down there. Okay. 309 00:18:54,480 --> 00:19:01,560 Speaker 1: Next question, long distance de niece. Okay distance. Then he says, 310 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:05,879 Speaker 1: my girlfriend is a sophomore you see Santa Cruz, but 311 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,840 Speaker 1: I go to Dell Tech. What are some ways that 312 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:13,480 Speaker 1: we can get our transcontinental nut? Wow, that's an excellent question, 313 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:17,400 Speaker 1: and I have an answer for that. Um. First of all, 314 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:22,200 Speaker 1: you're gonna need a FaceTime remote and at least three 315 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:27,520 Speaker 1: or four UM controllable dildos. That would be my biggest 316 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:31,679 Speaker 1: recommendation because you could just be sitting on it in 317 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:39,320 Speaker 1: California and then yes, operated in Delaware. Um. I also 318 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:42,520 Speaker 1: up and does that happen like with an app? Yeah? 319 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:48,720 Speaker 1: An up. It's like I think like batteries, um, satellites. Okay. 320 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:52,000 Speaker 1: See now I'm not really good at technical stuff, So Cassie, 321 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,600 Speaker 1: could you like kind of set that up on my 322 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:56,960 Speaker 1: phone if I had to, because, um, two things. Number one, 323 00:19:57,080 --> 00:20:00,879 Speaker 1: I don't think I'm getting texts anymore, and uh, I 324 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:03,520 Speaker 1: want to change my ring tone, and I definitely need 325 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:07,000 Speaker 1: help installing some sort of app like that on like 326 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:10,000 Speaker 1: you know, like a you know, I'm just not good 327 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,159 Speaker 1: with phones. Oh absolutely no, I can totally set that 328 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:15,840 Speaker 1: up for you. I've done it for tons of my friends. 329 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:19,200 Speaker 1: I have it myself. It's super super easy. I will 330 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:21,840 Speaker 1: also say another way that you can kind of connect 331 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,800 Speaker 1: in that way, it's just sort of by closing your 332 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:27,520 Speaker 1: eyes and thinking of the person. I know it sounds crazy, 333 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:30,200 Speaker 1: but actually they can kind of feel that you're thinking 334 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:32,920 Speaker 1: about them when you are thinking about them, and they 335 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,080 Speaker 1: feel it, and then they're thinking about you, and then 336 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:37,960 Speaker 1: you can feel them thinking about you over there when 337 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:41,080 Speaker 1: you're thinking about that. And what is that? That's like? 338 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:45,080 Speaker 1: That's like a telekinesis kind of like you know, when 339 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:47,880 Speaker 1: you were a baby and you knew, you know where 340 00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:50,639 Speaker 1: your uncle was. You know, is that some sort of 341 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:54,600 Speaker 1: like E T phone home power? Um No, I think 342 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:57,560 Speaker 1: this is a power that we all possess naturally inside 343 00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:01,800 Speaker 1: our bodies, that we can just act with people from 344 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:04,760 Speaker 1: a distance. We just don't let ourselves do it. You 345 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:07,399 Speaker 1: can actually get pregnant that way too. It's actually really crazy. 346 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:10,720 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, I've seen that before. I've seen that before. 347 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:16,359 Speaker 1: I've seen them, you know, really really horny teenagers or um, 348 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,679 Speaker 1: you know, people in the military that are far away 349 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:22,280 Speaker 1: from their wives. Yeah, I've seen them. I've seen women 350 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:27,240 Speaker 1: get pregnant just kind of by thinking really hard, yeah, 351 00:21:27,359 --> 00:21:31,160 Speaker 1: thinking yeah, yeah, yeah, I see. It just got outed 352 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:34,160 Speaker 1: to websters. You can look that up. Oh wait, they 353 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:36,240 Speaker 1: it just got out of to websters, like maybe a 354 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:40,680 Speaker 1: couple days ago. Just got at it. Well, just to clarify, um, 355 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,359 Speaker 1: you know, you can't get pregnant just by thinking really 356 00:21:43,359 --> 00:21:46,639 Speaker 1: hard about somebody. But then eventually, you know, uh, seemen 357 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:49,440 Speaker 1: needs to enter that obum for it to actually happen. 358 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,199 Speaker 1: I feel like I should say that because you know, 359 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:54,080 Speaker 1: people listen to the podcasts for medical advice. That's actually 360 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:58,080 Speaker 1: the entire point of the podcast and them, so so 361 00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:02,360 Speaker 1: just so nobody gets confused. Final answer, You can get 362 00:22:02,359 --> 00:22:05,919 Speaker 1: pregnantious by thinking about someone. Yeah, but also eventually you 363 00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:09,280 Speaker 1: do need to have some sort of sex or insemination 364 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,720 Speaker 1: for it to actually happen. I don't see those thoughts 365 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:14,480 Speaker 1: as different, because don't you always carry around like a 366 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:18,720 Speaker 1: small vial of semen um. I don't, but I know 367 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:21,560 Speaker 1: some people who do. Yeah, if you're in a relationship, 368 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,159 Speaker 1: I just like I respectfully. I do it as a 369 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:26,520 Speaker 1: sign of respect. I do it, and I carry it 370 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:27,840 Speaker 1: and I keep it cold, and I keep it in 371 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:31,280 Speaker 1: my bag with me. And then whenever I'm having those thoughts, 372 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:34,960 Speaker 1: I think, well, well maybe, and then put it in 373 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:39,240 Speaker 1: and that you know I have. I've talked about this 374 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:42,600 Speaker 1: on the show before. I am swimming in medical dildos. 375 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:50,560 Speaker 1: I am swimming in in dilation um apparatus. You know, 376 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:55,120 Speaker 1: you got badinsmus you got you got something you need 377 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:58,240 Speaker 1: a you need to open er up. And actually I'm 378 00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:01,680 Speaker 1: gonna show I'm gonna show one of the medical dildos 379 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:06,000 Speaker 1: right now. I have one actually just kind of right here. Yeah, 380 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:11,840 Speaker 1: this is it. And this is a medical instrument. Okay. 381 00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:14,120 Speaker 1: We order this from the same place that we order 382 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:19,840 Speaker 1: the gowns that people wear, and h this doesn't have 383 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:24,040 Speaker 1: a ramote on it. So I actually wouldn't suggest investing 384 00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:26,359 Speaker 1: in one. But you know, if you're ever by the 385 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:29,720 Speaker 1: hospital and you need me to fill out a prescription 386 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,280 Speaker 1: for one of these guys. You know, I got a 387 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:35,400 Speaker 1: million of them. Wow, that's such a generous offer. Just 388 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:37,640 Speaker 1: people can go to the hospital and they can pick 389 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:40,159 Speaker 1: up a dildo for free. Well, you have to have 390 00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:44,080 Speaker 1: insurance otherwise. It's like a round a thousand dollars though. 391 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:48,520 Speaker 1: But we also have a you know, I mean, I'm 392 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:52,520 Speaker 1: swimming in lube. You know, if anybody needs lube, you know, 393 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:55,840 Speaker 1: bye bye. We got quartz, we got pints, we got 394 00:23:55,880 --> 00:24:00,119 Speaker 1: gallon tanks, you know, the industrial stuff, because we have 395 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:03,479 Speaker 1: to a lot of leap over yere. Wow. I you know, 396 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:05,960 Speaker 1: and I do consider myself an expert, but I had 397 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:09,679 Speaker 1: no idea that you were keeping so much of that 398 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:14,200 Speaker 1: kind of thing at the doctor's office at hospitals. You have, 399 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,439 Speaker 1: like because that that was a real I mean that 400 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:19,960 Speaker 1: was like almost twelve inches and it was pretty thick, 401 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:24,120 Speaker 1: like it almost seemed like a tree trunk practically. And 402 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:28,000 Speaker 1: that's and that's just a medical grade dildo though. That's 403 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:33,920 Speaker 1: medical grade. That is the that is the oxycotton of buildouts. Wow, Cassie, 404 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,840 Speaker 1: I gotta say, just talking to you, if you don't 405 00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:41,400 Speaker 1: become a doctor, I'm gonna kill myself. No, the modical 406 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:45,520 Speaker 1: field No, you're like Patch Adams. You got a gift 407 00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:48,600 Speaker 1: for this stuff. Oh my gosh, stop. No, I can't. 408 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:51,800 Speaker 1: I can't be a doctor. I literally cannot be. You 409 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,560 Speaker 1: just have to go to you just have to go 410 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:56,760 Speaker 1: to school for like fifteen years. No, I can't be 411 00:24:56,800 --> 00:25:01,280 Speaker 1: a doctor. No, I'm just I am destined to be 412 00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,960 Speaker 1: kind of a plains woman. You know. I think I 413 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:08,560 Speaker 1: want to live on the prairie. Cassie the three words 414 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:13,159 Speaker 1: for you, Doctor Quinn medicine woman. Okay, she did it, 415 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:16,200 Speaker 1: so can you. I don't want to put too much 416 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:18,919 Speaker 1: pressure on you, but if you're not a medical doctor, 417 00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:22,080 Speaker 1: your life is going to be a waste. Because you 418 00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:25,520 Speaker 1: have a gift and you have understanding. At least become 419 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:29,000 Speaker 1: a chiropractor at least. I don't know. I don't know. 420 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,200 Speaker 1: I don't know that I could do it. Are you sure? 421 00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:35,680 Speaker 1: Look you I've seen you at the Ernst Julius, I've 422 00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:38,719 Speaker 1: seen it at school. I think you have a talent 423 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:42,240 Speaker 1: and I would make some calls for you. I really would. Okay, 424 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,359 Speaker 1: I'll think about it. I'll think about it. You said, 425 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:49,520 Speaker 1: doctor Quinn medicine woman, Doctor Quinn medicine woman. Okay, yeah. 426 00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,880 Speaker 1: Her husband it's a great show. Oh it's about it's 427 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:56,800 Speaker 1: about a woman who's kind of in olden times and 428 00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:00,359 Speaker 1: she's a doctor, and she's a medicine woman. It's a 429 00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:03,000 Speaker 1: really powerful Wait. I'm gonna have to check that out. 430 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,159 Speaker 1: You should definitely check it out. I think you can 431 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,920 Speaker 1: only get on VHS at the library, but maybe it's 432 00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:13,000 Speaker 1: on YouTube's I don't know. Okay, we have one last question. Okay, okay, 433 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:17,959 Speaker 1: our last question is Anonymous. Anonymous says, my parents forgot 434 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:21,680 Speaker 1: to cancel their HBO subscription after Mayor of Eastown ended 435 00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:26,159 Speaker 1: amazing show. Perfectly accurate documentary to me, So now I 436 00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:28,520 Speaker 1: use it to watch you throw you up. How do 437 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:34,160 Speaker 1: I make my sex life exactly like the show euphoria? Oh? Wow, 438 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:38,719 Speaker 1: that is a good question. Okay, I'm ann answer. Just 439 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:44,000 Speaker 1: say one word lighting. Get yourself some purple mood lights, 440 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,880 Speaker 1: you know, get yourself on Amazon. When those little mini 441 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:50,960 Speaker 1: discos kind of a then it feels like you're kind 442 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,840 Speaker 1: of in a mood, you're kind of having sex and euphorias. 443 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,879 Speaker 1: I mean, that is so smart. That's actually one of 444 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,040 Speaker 1: my first suggestions I would make is to turn as 445 00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:01,560 Speaker 1: many lights off as you can and you know. I 446 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:05,720 Speaker 1: think most actually teens have her number. I would just 447 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:10,359 Speaker 1: text Zindaia. Um. I would just text her, hit her 448 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:13,320 Speaker 1: up and be like, hey, girl, you remember me from 449 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,040 Speaker 1: this thing, because I feel like most of us have 450 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:19,960 Speaker 1: some level of relationship and you can just try and 451 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,439 Speaker 1: see if maybe you can have sex with her, or 452 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:24,479 Speaker 1: she can give you tips, or maybe she can just 453 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:28,679 Speaker 1: be in the room or be nearby and if she's busy, 454 00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:33,200 Speaker 1: you know any of the other girls I think are around. Um, yeah, 455 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:37,800 Speaker 1: that would be most teens. Most teens have Zindaia's number. Yeah, 456 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:42,920 Speaker 1: I would say eighty five percent of teens have Zidaia's number. 457 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:46,240 Speaker 1: And that's that's that's statistics. They did a poll. They 458 00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:50,440 Speaker 1: did a national poll with CNN. That's amazing. I didn't 459 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:53,960 Speaker 1: know that. Um, that's cool. All I know about Zindia's 460 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:58,480 Speaker 1: that she's married to Spider Man's AKA. I'm just rereading 461 00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:03,719 Speaker 1: this question. Now, cancel each Beyon or East pam this question. Okay, 462 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:06,440 Speaker 1: you know this question is not anomalous. It's from my 463 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:10,919 Speaker 1: daughter Aaron, who thinks she's grown. Cassie, thank you so 464 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,080 Speaker 1: much for being on the podcast. But I gotta let 465 00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,280 Speaker 1: you go. I gotta call my daughter. Oh, thank you 466 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,480 Speaker 1: so much for having me. I truly feel like I 467 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:20,160 Speaker 1: learned so much. I'll be going to get my next 468 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,960 Speaker 1: dildo at the hospital. Yeah, well, you got to bring 469 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,399 Speaker 1: your parents with you because you are under eighteen. But um, 470 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,200 Speaker 1: I just want to say that I'm so proud of you, 471 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:31,479 Speaker 1: and I wish as you were my daughter. Oh my gosh, 472 00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:34,640 Speaker 1: I'm wishing you were my mom. Know you down. I'm 473 00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:37,800 Speaker 1: never around. I'm always at the hospital, and I fart 474 00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:44,880 Speaker 1: and I fart. All right, jeez, Louisa, right, let me 475 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:53,680 Speaker 1: get Aaron on the fan O Lawn Air. What did 476 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:57,120 Speaker 1: you ask an anomalous question on my podcast? Again? No? 477 00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:01,200 Speaker 1: What what question? Even is it you're talking about? Oh? 478 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:07,040 Speaker 1: My parents forgot to cancel their subscription PHBO after Maravistown. 479 00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:10,040 Speaker 1: I want my sex life exactly like euphoria. I've seen 480 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,719 Speaker 1: the way you've been doing your eye makeup, and I 481 00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:15,120 Speaker 1: know everyone's makeup that you don't even need to watch 482 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:16,800 Speaker 1: it for you to know that's what's that style. All 483 00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:18,840 Speaker 1: you need to do is like fucking go on like 484 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,800 Speaker 1: literally anywhere online and see Sydney Sweeney and understand that 485 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:29,560 Speaker 1: that's what I didn't do that, mom, Stop stop Air. 486 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,240 Speaker 1: I know that you love that show. I know you 487 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,600 Speaker 1: watch that show because all of your T shirts have 488 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:39,520 Speaker 1: little triangle cutouts right under the breast. Okay, and your 489 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:43,840 Speaker 1: show in hip and your show inside and look, I 490 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,680 Speaker 1: know we're Catholic. I know we don't believe in it, 491 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:49,240 Speaker 1: and I know that they don't practice it. Oh yeah, 492 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:52,800 Speaker 1: you're not Catholic, Honey, You've been baptized. So that does 493 00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:55,360 Speaker 1: not mean anything. Just because confirmed does not mean anything 494 00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:59,640 Speaker 1: cultural anyway, whatever. I didn't ask that question. I watched 495 00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:02,360 Speaker 1: the show. Fine, Fine, I watched the show, but I 496 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:06,280 Speaker 1: also didn't ask that question because first of all, I 497 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:07,960 Speaker 1: learned my lesson last time, and I know how to 498 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,560 Speaker 1: engage with you about this. And actually I've made really 499 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:15,200 Speaker 1: adult decisions on my own. So okay, Aaron, because if 500 00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:18,840 Speaker 1: for our listeners, just to catch these guys up. Last 501 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:22,000 Speaker 1: time that Yaron was on the show, she and I 502 00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:27,000 Speaker 1: and a very heartfelt mother daughter talk. She told me 503 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,240 Speaker 1: that she has been having sex with her now good 504 00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:32,160 Speaker 1: boyfriend Trevor. No one can do anything good enough for you, 505 00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:37,920 Speaker 1: no one, no one. It's so sick. You're really sick. Woman. Well, Aaron, 506 00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:40,800 Speaker 1: let's talk about some of the positive changes you've made 507 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:44,600 Speaker 1: since I found out that you and Trevor had unprotected sex. 508 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:48,160 Speaker 1: Have you done anything that we have been talking about? 509 00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:52,880 Speaker 1: You want to know if I'm using a condom with Trevor. Yeah, 510 00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,920 Speaker 1: I do, tell me and tell everybody the listens to 511 00:30:55,960 --> 00:31:02,400 Speaker 1: the podcast. Not only have we used a condom, we've 512 00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:08,400 Speaker 1: used two condoms. Air, What oh god? Air? Okay. First 513 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,040 Speaker 1: of all, I just want to say I love us 514 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:15,160 Speaker 1: and I'm proud of use. Okay, using two condoms kind 515 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:19,480 Speaker 1: of defeats the purpose of the condom because the single condom, 516 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:22,560 Speaker 1: if it fits properly, it'll work. But if you double 517 00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:26,760 Speaker 1: it up, you know there's no talent. What'll slip and slide? Well? 518 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:32,320 Speaker 1: I know that because whatever? Because what? Air? Because what? 519 00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:37,080 Speaker 1: It's whatever? Mom, No, it's not whatever. If you're trying 520 00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:40,000 Speaker 1: to have euphoria style sex, I need to make sure 521 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:43,360 Speaker 1: that that sex is at least protected. At least I've 522 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:47,120 Speaker 1: already accepted that my baby is no longer pure. At 523 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:50,920 Speaker 1: least give me this. It slipped and slided right off, Okay, 524 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:55,080 Speaker 1: and it actually got trapped inside of the caverns that 525 00:31:55,320 --> 00:32:01,480 Speaker 1: is me. Air. Okay, First of all, that actually will 526 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:05,080 Speaker 1: happen to the best of us. And I know I 527 00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:08,560 Speaker 1: shouldn't be saying this as a medical doctor, but if 528 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:12,080 Speaker 1: he give it to you right, medically speaking, it will 529 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:15,120 Speaker 1: get shoved up there real bad? Is that what happened? 530 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:21,920 Speaker 1: If he's kind of incredible, I mean, sometimes it just 531 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:28,239 Speaker 1: feels like the whole world slips away and it's just 532 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:32,960 Speaker 1: Trevor and I sort of floating in space. Don't tell 533 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,800 Speaker 1: me that stuff, Okay, you don't have to. I already knew. 534 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:37,920 Speaker 1: But the first time he came over to dinner and 535 00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,440 Speaker 1: the first time he looked me in the eyes when 536 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,920 Speaker 1: he ate those stuff shells, I knew that boy, Kulai Pipe, 537 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,160 Speaker 1: I knew it, okay, because there's an energy about him, 538 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:49,560 Speaker 1: and that's what I don't trust, sort of like a 539 00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:55,760 Speaker 1: surfer like music producer, potentially energy like you know what 540 00:32:55,800 --> 00:33:01,040 Speaker 1: I'm saying, the dreams of a delusional, you know, underage child. Here. 541 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,800 Speaker 1: She thinks that he's going to be a music producer 542 00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:06,000 Speaker 1: just because he had what was that called like a 543 00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:11,200 Speaker 1: sound thunder, sound sound rat SoundCloud account. He has a 544 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:15,040 Speaker 1: SoundCloud account, Okay, yeah, well I looked it up in 545 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:18,200 Speaker 1: his sound just like beeps and bops to me, beeps 546 00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:21,880 Speaker 1: and bops is huge. Right now you've heard a diplo. No, 547 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:25,400 Speaker 1: I haven't. He's beeping and bopping all the way to Coachella, Mom. 548 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:27,560 Speaker 1: And guess what, I'm gonna go to Coachella next year 549 00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:30,760 Speaker 1: or two after I graduate and moved to Los Angeles, California, 550 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:34,440 Speaker 1: because Coachella is one town away. I saw Alexia Demi 551 00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:37,920 Speaker 1: from Euphoria post about it. Okay, I gotta met you 552 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:42,760 Speaker 1: something are the reason why You're that night? Did not 553 00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:47,680 Speaker 1: so the subscription after Mayor of Easttown perfect show documentary 554 00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:52,000 Speaker 1: to me, so good, so good, so accurate. It was 555 00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:57,040 Speaker 1: so good I felt like really like good writing too. Yeah, 556 00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,160 Speaker 1: and I kind of didn't really see all the twists 557 00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:02,320 Speaker 1: and turns coming. There was a lot of turns. Yeah. 558 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:05,680 Speaker 1: And also when I closed my eyes, I kind of 559 00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:08,759 Speaker 1: felt like I was at my high school reunion. Yeah. 560 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,400 Speaker 1: I liked that one girl. And then who is the 561 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,400 Speaker 1: one girl who like the Yeah, that one girl. I 562 00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:14,759 Speaker 1: loved that one girl who's the star of it. Yeah, 563 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,319 Speaker 1: I loved her. Yeah, the one girl with the pennytail. 564 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,880 Speaker 1: I loved her. She had cut the cop who was 565 00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,719 Speaker 1: just like the like the cops. She was like the 566 00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:24,480 Speaker 1: star of it. She was like the one that was 567 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:28,399 Speaker 1: like always like saying like get over here. Yeah she 568 00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:32,120 Speaker 1: was playing many Yeah, okay, yeah she was good. That 569 00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:34,520 Speaker 1: girl's a really good. She should be in more things 570 00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:36,719 Speaker 1: that girls. I don't she's obvious should be a mother, 571 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,839 Speaker 1: she should be on Euphoria. She could play like one 572 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:42,520 Speaker 1: of the moms. Hey for sure. Well anyway people make 573 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,480 Speaker 1: up on her high shadow and stuff and like I 574 00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:45,960 Speaker 1: don't know even like I don't know, like just like 575 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:50,000 Speaker 1: a lipwiner. She could be a mom on Euphoria for sure. Yeah, 576 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,759 Speaker 1: paint her like a whore or any woman can be 577 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:55,000 Speaker 1: on Euphoria as long as you put kind of sparkles 578 00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:57,960 Speaker 1: on your eyes and kind of whispered to the camera 579 00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:03,040 Speaker 1: under beeps and bops music. Yeah, I've watched the show. Hmm, 580 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:07,080 Speaker 1: that's why you kept a subscription. Yeah, it is because 581 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:11,040 Speaker 1: I need to know what kind of influences you have 582 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:17,120 Speaker 1: in your life. And yeah, um, I'm very interested in 583 00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:22,920 Speaker 1: the dynamic between Sydney Sweeney and Alexi Damis characters. H 584 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:30,480 Speaker 1: It's I'm engaged. Okay, all right, well fine, I do 585 00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:33,040 Speaker 1: watch the show, and yeah, I guess I can invent 586 00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:40,160 Speaker 1: my influences are exclusively that what what now? Hm? I 587 00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:42,800 Speaker 1: tried my best with the condoms. I thought two was 588 00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:49,360 Speaker 1: better than one. So did you get no because you 589 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:52,919 Speaker 1: thought you forgot You forgot to untape the pregnancy tests 590 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:56,279 Speaker 1: from the toilet bowl. So I look down there and 591 00:35:56,800 --> 00:36:02,760 Speaker 1: low him behold negative. Yeah. I've been taping pregnancy tests 592 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:06,880 Speaker 1: to the inside of Air's toiletble basically ever since she 593 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,040 Speaker 1: started dating Trevor. Um and um, you know, I've been 594 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,920 Speaker 1: working long hours at the hospital, and so I have 595 00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:19,920 Speaker 1: been getting your dad to do it. Mom. What, Well, 596 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:23,080 Speaker 1: he's just as concerned about you as I. Yeah, he's not. 597 00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:28,319 Speaker 1: He's concerned about one thing, his air fryer exactly. Yeah. 598 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:32,760 Speaker 1: I mean we had air fried spaghetti yesterday. I was like, Patrick, 599 00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,880 Speaker 1: just order a hogie for God's sake, Like, look at 600 00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:39,720 Speaker 1: the kids, they're crying. I was really crying that day. Okay, 601 00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:43,360 Speaker 1: So clearly condoms are not working for you, and Trevor 602 00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:48,000 Speaker 1: I AM says to wear them. Yeah. Well, guess what. 603 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:52,719 Speaker 1: I don't like my entire life doesn't mean that I 604 00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:57,600 Speaker 1: just don't do it. Mom, that was really fucked up. 605 00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:02,040 Speaker 1: I don't mean it. You and your brother and your 606 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:06,640 Speaker 1: dad are the best thing that ever happened to me. 607 00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:09,640 Speaker 1: I thought you said that your private practice was the 608 00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:16,120 Speaker 1: best thing there happened to you. Oh yeah, that's true. Well, um, okay, 609 00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:19,719 Speaker 1: so there's always don't speak to me that way. You 610 00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,440 Speaker 1: just told me that you fucking hate me basically, though, No, 611 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:25,520 Speaker 1: I love you, so you're a pain in my ass. Okay. 612 00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:28,520 Speaker 1: The fact that I don't you know up? And what 613 00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:31,160 Speaker 1: was that movie that we watched the other day, Lost Daughter, 614 00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:33,880 Speaker 1: The fact that I know it was so good. That 615 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,160 Speaker 1: was so good, the girl and that was so good. 616 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:37,600 Speaker 1: I thought, the girl and that was really good. And 617 00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:40,719 Speaker 1: the other girl too, and that were really good. Kind 618 00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:42,680 Speaker 1: of like the writing was really good too. The twist 619 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:45,600 Speaker 1: and turns were so funny. Oh my god, so many 620 00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:47,960 Speaker 1: twists and turns, Like I thought that was so funny. 621 00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:51,439 Speaker 1: Like she stabbed right then. I was like, oh my god. Yeah, 622 00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:53,400 Speaker 1: I didn't see that coming. And I thought that the 623 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,279 Speaker 1: girl who did like that main girl, like she was 624 00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:58,279 Speaker 1: so good. The main girl was so good and she 625 00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:02,080 Speaker 1: got to Oscar nomination. What else? I don't think she's 626 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,080 Speaker 1: been in anything else. I will watch it. She needs 627 00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:07,719 Speaker 1: to be in more things. Yeah, I agree. She's British though, 628 00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,399 Speaker 1: so that might be hard to be on mykephoria. Oh 629 00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:13,960 Speaker 1: yeah for sure. Um well, okay, so remember when you 630 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:18,800 Speaker 1: said paint in my ass? Yeah, well guess what, Lord, 631 00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:22,360 Speaker 1: I had kind of a paint in my ass too 632 00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:26,160 Speaker 1: the other day, Lord Jesus and I talked to everyone 633 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:32,200 Speaker 1: else about this already, um Carol Trina the ants um. 634 00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:35,280 Speaker 1: But Trevor says that if you don't want to get pregnant, 635 00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:38,359 Speaker 1: it's obviously only natural and apparently the homosexuals are doing 636 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:41,400 Speaker 1: us all the time. It's just, you know, have anal 637 00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:45,080 Speaker 1: sex er. I swear to God, you're going to send 638 00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:49,560 Speaker 1: me in you're an early grave. First of all, did 639 00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:52,440 Speaker 1: you use the luber Kin? Because you know I have 640 00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:55,200 Speaker 1: a lot in the garage from the hospital. I have 641 00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:58,400 Speaker 1: my you know, you know I'm you know, I'm brand strong, 642 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,719 Speaker 1: gun will Okay, But I'm just saying that if you 643 00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:05,399 Speaker 1: ever need the industrial stuff, I don't want to use 644 00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:10,640 Speaker 1: your lube in the weird big plastic tins. No, they're 645 00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:12,840 Speaker 1: in the garage if you need him, and just telling 646 00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:16,680 Speaker 1: your friends, that's all I'm saying. Okay, whatever is well, 647 00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,160 Speaker 1: as you know, he's only seventeen like me, but they 648 00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:21,520 Speaker 1: let him serve at the restaurant. So he's starting to 649 00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:24,040 Speaker 1: make more money now because he has a very vibrant personality, 650 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,880 Speaker 1: as you know, so he has started to make you know, 651 00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:28,920 Speaker 1: instead of eighty dollars an hour of busting, he now 652 00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,239 Speaker 1: makes upwards of one hundred and eighty five dollars. I'm 653 00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:33,960 Speaker 1: a good Friday and right so a good loube of 654 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,440 Speaker 1: our own and this means that we don't need to 655 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:38,640 Speaker 1: be going into the garage and getting your weird loube 656 00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:41,760 Speaker 1: in those tubs, so we can do our own lube 657 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,439 Speaker 1: when I have anal sex with him to protect myself 658 00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:47,719 Speaker 1: from an early childhood pregnancy. And lots of gay men 659 00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:49,279 Speaker 1: do it too all the time. And I've really come 660 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:52,280 Speaker 1: around on gay men. What do you mean come around? 661 00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:58,080 Speaker 1: We've always raised us to respect everybody's things, and you 662 00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:01,560 Speaker 1: know what they do. And uh, you know, we had 663 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:04,080 Speaker 1: that gay couple that had the surgate that I told 664 00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:06,440 Speaker 1: you about, and I was obsessed with them. I mean, 665 00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:10,600 Speaker 1: they were funny, they were they were singing the whole time, 666 00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,960 Speaker 1: and I was just like, shut up, like that's my 667 00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:16,440 Speaker 1: thing is gigas are annoying, Like whatever you want to 668 00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:17,920 Speaker 1: do is fine. I don't know. This is kind of 669 00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,080 Speaker 1: weird for me to be the less progressive one, but 670 00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:22,719 Speaker 1: that's kind of the way where it falls. You're a 671 00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:28,320 Speaker 1: regressive Aaron, and I think you're listening too many episodes. 672 00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:33,600 Speaker 1: He's actually hot. I'm a Bernie supporter who hates Gaze 673 00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:39,239 Speaker 1: because they're annoying. They're so annoying. Sometimes you talk an 674 00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:41,840 Speaker 1: item like is this my daughter or is this some 675 00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:53,360 Speaker 1: crazy Reddit slut? Crazy fuck you mom. Don't speak to 676 00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:55,080 Speaker 1: me that way. First of all, don't use Reddit as 677 00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:57,439 Speaker 1: a pejorative. A lot of really good conversations happen on there, 678 00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:00,360 Speaker 1: like for crypto. I don't even know what these sexual 679 00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:06,640 Speaker 1: words are any words an ft Is that like an 680 00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:09,799 Speaker 1: insult to me that some sort of like you call 681 00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:22,279 Speaker 1: me a bit or something? No fucking truth. Well, you 682 00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:26,320 Speaker 1: and Trevor have been having anal sex and medically speaking, 683 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:30,400 Speaker 1: you cannot get pregnant that way. But I would like 684 00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:35,480 Speaker 1: to warn the listeners, Um, you've heard of trickle down economics. 685 00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:40,960 Speaker 1: M Oh my god, I literally know, I literally know this, 686 00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:45,120 Speaker 1: and it's humiliated trickled down effect, and so I just 687 00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:47,640 Speaker 1: need to make sure I'm just saying, like, you know, 688 00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:50,719 Speaker 1: you gotta be a word the stuff. I'm not gonna 689 00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:55,600 Speaker 1: have a fucking butt baby. I I I've had a 690 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:58,360 Speaker 1: couple of butt babies. What are you talk to me about? 691 00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:02,280 Speaker 1: Not me? There is such thing as a bot baby, 692 00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:06,560 Speaker 1: because you know I pour with your brother. You know 693 00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:09,000 Speaker 1: that I tour with your brother and shaw him off 694 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,560 Speaker 1: because he was a butt baby. He took it in 695 00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:14,880 Speaker 1: the butt from dad's alcoholic gas. I'm not talking about 696 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:20,920 Speaker 1: taking it, okay. Medically speaking, a butt baby is when 697 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:28,960 Speaker 1: there is vaginal tearing. Technically the baby expels from the 698 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:33,000 Speaker 1: butt from the asshole because it's actually all one hole. 699 00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:38,640 Speaker 1: And I have, you know, really seeing a lot of 700 00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:42,040 Speaker 1: butt babies grow up to be doctors, grew up to 701 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:45,359 Speaker 1: be engineers, grew up to be teachers. You know, being 702 00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:48,400 Speaker 1: a butt baby is not a bad goal. Again, like basically, 703 00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,680 Speaker 1: even butt babies would make you more proud than me 704 00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:52,640 Speaker 1: as long as they went to college like ud and 705 00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:55,840 Speaker 1: went on to become like a teacher. You can't stand 706 00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:58,440 Speaker 1: it that I'm a regular vaginal baby who wants to 707 00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:02,080 Speaker 1: be a dancer. In the background, you can study dancing 708 00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:04,960 Speaker 1: university at the Delaware I've told you this one hundred dollars, 709 00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,439 Speaker 1: No you can't. It's not a good program. And also 710 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,960 Speaker 1: college is a waste of time. While I'm young and 711 00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:14,320 Speaker 1: have these titties, I want to get to La. Yeah. 712 00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,799 Speaker 1: For those just listening on the podcast, my daughter Aaron 713 00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:19,840 Speaker 1: is stacked to hell. It's her tits are absolutely in 714 00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:21,919 Speaker 1: her collar phone. And yeah she gets that from her mother. 715 00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:26,480 Speaker 1: Let me tell you, Air, you want to keep those 716 00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:30,240 Speaker 1: babies up there, don't breastfeed all right, I'm not planning 717 00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:33,120 Speaker 1: on it because I'm not having a child. That's right. 718 00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:37,839 Speaker 1: Because you're having anal sex. I'm using two condoms during 719 00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:42,920 Speaker 1: anal sex, so I'm protected. I think that we just 720 00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:46,120 Speaker 1: got to get you an IUD and have him pull out. 721 00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:49,080 Speaker 1: I mean, at this point, that's the only thing that 722 00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:51,839 Speaker 1: is gonna because I can't trust your dad. While I'm 723 00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:54,040 Speaker 1: working these long hours to tape the pregnancy test of 724 00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,239 Speaker 1: the toilet bowl, I can't trust him to crush up 725 00:43:56,239 --> 00:43:59,120 Speaker 1: your birth control and put it inside your brisk iced tea. 726 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,120 Speaker 1: I can't. I can't trust them to do all that. 727 00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:05,680 Speaker 1: Lucky turn over to Arizona Green. Thank god, you have 728 00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:08,160 Speaker 1: to tell me stuff like that because I know I don't, 729 00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:09,799 Speaker 1: because I know that you have your hands in my 730 00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,200 Speaker 1: entire life. And now I know that you've got dad 731 00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:15,520 Speaker 1: doing it too. Okay, from now on, every single dinner 732 00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:17,480 Speaker 1: we eat as a family, there's going to be crushed 733 00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:20,160 Speaker 1: up birth control pills inside of the dinner. And I'm 734 00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:23,080 Speaker 1: not telling people what. You just gotta finish your plate. Well, 735 00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:24,960 Speaker 1: I'd rather have that than the stuff shells you made 736 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,799 Speaker 1: last week. You love stuff shells. Don't tell me you're 737 00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:33,399 Speaker 1: going vegan. No, I don't anymore. When can I get 738 00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:38,040 Speaker 1: my iod? I come? I will come over tomorrow after 739 00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:41,920 Speaker 1: after you're gonna do it? Yeah, who else is gonna 740 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:45,320 Speaker 1: do it? This is like having an accountant in the family. 741 00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:48,920 Speaker 1: Like I, I gotta I gotta do everybody's books. I 742 00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:51,920 Speaker 1: gotta put in everybody's io d. I just did it 743 00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:55,160 Speaker 1: for your cousin Kelly the other day. She has a 744 00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:59,120 Speaker 1: piercing that I don't think your aunt Pat knows about. 745 00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:02,840 Speaker 1: She doesn't know about it. They have a really close relationship, 746 00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:05,520 Speaker 1: but they tell each other everything. Well, I hope when 747 00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:07,920 Speaker 1: I go down there, I don't see any jewelry that 748 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:10,040 Speaker 1: I didn't buy. If you know what I mean, don't 749 00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:13,959 Speaker 1: worry about it. I'll come over after practice at five. 750 00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:16,640 Speaker 1: Come over after practice and then maybe, you know, we 751 00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:18,880 Speaker 1: can go to the Orange Julius after because I know 752 00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:22,120 Speaker 1: a real nice girl who works there. Okay, all right, 753 00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,000 Speaker 1: well tell you that I'll be home in a couple hours. 754 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:29,080 Speaker 1: What do you want for dinner to night? Chicken call it? Okay, 755 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:34,759 Speaker 1: we'll do chicken cott two hours, she said, two hours. Okay, bye, 756 00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:40,080 Speaker 1: love you buy drunk. Bye love you. Well, thank you 757 00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:43,239 Speaker 1: so much for listening to Parts Talk. Thank you to 758 00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:48,000 Speaker 1: my guest teen sexpert and teach your doctor, Cassie. And 759 00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:51,359 Speaker 1: uh yeah, I guess. Thank you to my daughter Erin. 760 00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:54,560 Speaker 1: You know, we have a contentious relationship, but I also 761 00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:59,680 Speaker 1: feel through communication band closer. This has been Parts Talk.