WEBVTT - Church Usher - 08.20.25

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<v Speaker 1>If you grew up in the church like I did,

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<v Speaker 1>you already know there's one person, one group of people

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<v Speaker 1>that you don't fool with, and that is the usher boy.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't get an usher boy in no trouble. They

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<v Speaker 1>can keep you outside. They won't let you in the

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<v Speaker 1>door when you're just standing out there and just turn

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<v Speaker 1>around and look at you through that little thin glass

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<v Speaker 1>and turning back around might not let you in. It

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<v Speaker 1>ain't gonna sit you where you want to see. The

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<v Speaker 1>usher boy got way more control than you think. They

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<v Speaker 1>run everything. But that's the best person to give a

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<v Speaker 1>call when you want to prank somebody. This right here,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the usher Lady, and I want you to

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<v Speaker 1>listen real close, because I swear I think she said

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<v Speaker 1>I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>A piece of native.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I don't be calling the bishop by his by

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<v Speaker 1>his full title.

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<v Speaker 2>But anyway, here go. This is the usher lady. Cat Dog.

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<v Speaker 2>If you would hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach your sister.

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<v Speaker 3>This is.

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<v Speaker 2>Good evening to you, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mean to be giving you a call this

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<v Speaker 1>lady in the evening, but I I am the new

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<v Speaker 1>youth Minister.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Sean Williams over at Missionary Baptist Church

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<v Speaker 1>which mine is going.

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<v Speaker 3>Which New Youth, Minnesota. What happened?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, he's no longer with the church anymore. Man, No,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my no, Well, I'm not at liberty to speak

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<v Speaker 2>upon that.

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<v Speaker 1>But but what I was doing is getting around and

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<v Speaker 1>making sure I met everyone because I haven't met everyone

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<v Speaker 1>yet and I wanted to reach out.

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<v Speaker 2>To everyone at the church.

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<v Speaker 1>But listen, let me, let me get down to some

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<v Speaker 1>more business, because I've I've spoken with the pastor.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh we spoke bishop, but bishop Okay, I spoke with

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<v Speaker 4>him on yesterday, and we have narrowed some things down

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<v Speaker 4>of a few changes we're going to be making at

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<v Speaker 4>the church.

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<v Speaker 1>And what we want to do is one of the

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<v Speaker 1>major subjects that have come up, sister.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that we're wanting you, if at.

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<v Speaker 1>All possible, and the deacons we're in on this meeting

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<v Speaker 1>as well, but wanting you to change your attitude when

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<v Speaker 1>people are coming in and you're seating them. From my understanding,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gotten to the point where they think.

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<v Speaker 3>You're wait wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 3>wait about had a meeting on me?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it wasn't a meeting.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't listen here. I've been ushering on that usher

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<v Speaker 3>board for forty seven years. I am the senior usher

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<v Speaker 3>on that board, and I've been trying to be nuts

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<v Speaker 3>about it. But I don't understand how y'all don't have

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<v Speaker 3>a meeting without me. But now you won't call in

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<v Speaker 3>and tell me that you're gonna have you having a

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<v Speaker 3>meeting on me about me being nice, always nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, ma'am, that doesn't seem.

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<v Speaker 3>To be the problem with that.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds you twenty seven.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, gonna some boy to call me and I don't

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<v Speaker 3>make no okay, what is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, what that's actually my call, ma'am?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that may be We figured if I would call

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<v Speaker 1>and speak with you about the matter, that maybe we

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<v Speaker 1>can get to some type of uh rectifying this situation the.

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<v Speaker 2>Where we can.

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<v Speaker 3>We're gonna rectify here. I'm gonna rectify you calling me

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<v Speaker 3>this time of night, tem I some meeting. This don't

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<v Speaker 3>make no time. And I don't appressionate you calling me

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<v Speaker 3>any time of night. Away, Bishop, I need to speak

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<v Speaker 3>the bishop.

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<v Speaker 2>Bishop's one.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been at this church be forty seven years. I've

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<v Speaker 3>been say, oh, my life, this don't make no type

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<v Speaker 3>of sense. You calling me here with this mess. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>this y'all gonna make me cuss. I'm trying to be

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<v Speaker 3>a question, but y'all not gonna lost me be a Christian.

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<v Speaker 3>She's just gonna just gonna agitate me with this mess.

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<v Speaker 2>We're telling me about something. Be nice, well, Mamber.

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<v Speaker 1>That that that you're having problems when you're seeding the people,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's all that we're trying to get rectified.

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<v Speaker 3>People don't want to sit down. They want to go

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<v Speaker 3>over here, they want to go over there, they want

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<v Speaker 3>to have the children run or too, and so it's

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<v Speaker 3>like a bunch of beamons a while he's just bucking

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<v Speaker 3>around in a that's like they ain't got no sense.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm not gonna have it in my section. My

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<v Speaker 3>section is gonna be.

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<v Speaker 2>Strife, and I understand it.

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<v Speaker 1>Let you know what, sin sinster, I think if we

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<v Speaker 1>did this, if you would do me a favor and

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<v Speaker 1>hold your phone, and if you would just bow your

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<v Speaker 1>head right now for me, maybe we can come to

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<v Speaker 1>to get to get the man up.

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<v Speaker 3>What am I buying my head for? Ain't if we

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<v Speaker 3>can flows as clean it's hospital coffet. It don't make

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<v Speaker 3>no trap for about what I buy my head.

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<v Speaker 2>If you could, maybe, if you could close your eyes, sister, Sister, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Want cloth, I said. You called me and woke me

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<v Speaker 3>up out of my fleet with this mess. Come on,

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<v Speaker 3>come meeting. I am very an it as this and

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<v Speaker 3>I don't appreciate it, and I'm gonna tell you right now,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna speak to this now.

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<v Speaker 2>Father. We asked that you look down upon sister.

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<v Speaker 1>We asked that you look down upon her right now,

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<v Speaker 1>right now, asking that you put a smile on her

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<v Speaker 1>face on Sunday morning, asking that you put some joy

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<v Speaker 1>in her heart on Sunday morning. Can let you draw

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<v Speaker 1>all the pain that she in, the anguish that she

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<v Speaker 1>might be going through, whatever demon there is inside, We

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<v Speaker 1>asked that you draw.

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<v Speaker 2>That demon out. We asked that you poured that demon

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<v Speaker 2>away from sister right now. Any of your name, We

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<v Speaker 2>asked all of these blessings.

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<v Speaker 3>To come, because I don't appreciate this boy. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>even know who you is. All of my what is you? Number?

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<v Speaker 1>Pastor gave me the number one and asked me to

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<v Speaker 1>call I am like I said, I'm Sean Williams.

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<v Speaker 2>We haven't met yet, and I am.

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<v Speaker 3>The new don't he don't act that way. And if Bishop,

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<v Speaker 3>for the third time, I've told your boy, Bishop, irrespectful,

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<v Speaker 3>the folks see that's what miss Let.

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<v Speaker 2>Me let me let me say this right.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's sister, and maybe this will shed some light on

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<v Speaker 1>things a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>Clear up, I'm trying to listen to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Boy, this is nephew toimmy from a Steve Harvey morning show.

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<v Speaker 1>You just got pranked by sister who is also an

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<v Speaker 1>usher at the church for mission there Baptists.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I see her. So this is a messing but

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<v Speaker 3>we already that. Ye, this don't make no sense lost him.

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<v Speaker 3>But this is embarrassing. Oh my god, this is Bobby Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, ma'am. That's that's that's that's my uncle. This this

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<v Speaker 1>is just a joke though. Man timming, yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh lord much?

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<v Speaker 2>How you doing timing? Sister?

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<v Speaker 3>I am so this is I am? I am in body?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you listen to the show?

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<v Speaker 3>Every I never would accept myself to be on that.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh lord, Oh my god, got me on this radio?

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<v Speaker 2>Sister? Did this here?

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<v Speaker 3>Tell you? Well, how about it? Y'all call me back

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<v Speaker 3>and we get sisters. How we do that? We do

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<v Speaker 3>we we will do a blank on her on her

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<v Speaker 3>bills and a couple of bills, you know, because you

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<v Speaker 3>shove a little, they got all business.

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<v Speaker 1>What is the baddest radio show in the land.

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<v Speaker 3>Is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And look Tom and

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<v Speaker 3>Holler and mother, look cheerlemn look dead Germany. She is

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<v Speaker 3>so cute. I love us. Lord, this is so y'all.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so sorry. Please forgive me, Gord Jesus.

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<v Speaker 2>And now you have it. That's time.

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<v Speaker 1>It's praying for today, right John, you have it. You

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<v Speaker 1>go down to the church. You got to be ready. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Church lady ain't playing. You've got to be ready.

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<v Speaker 2>She got a lot. All right.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Sunday, baby, Sunday is the twenty fourth. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>Sunday is the twenty fourth. It is not my birthday,

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<v Speaker 1>No it's not. It is not my anniversary. But it

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<v Speaker 1>is three years of being cancer free, therapy and no radiation,

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<v Speaker 1>straight up gone. And I do not take that for granted.

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<v Speaker 1>I do not take it for granted.

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<v Speaker 2>So thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>God for allowing me to come back from a storm.

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<v Speaker 2>Amen, I praise Amen. Amen again, do not tell some me,

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<v Speaker 2>Please don't do it. I'm still standing, Yes, sir, great news.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell me.

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<v Speaker 1>Three years ago, three years ago. Was laying on the

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<v Speaker 1>table three years ago. So that's for you, that's a

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<v Speaker 1>whole new birthday.

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm do it.

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<v Speaker 1>And then after laying on the table three weeks away,

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<v Speaker 1>a track in my throat, I'm just trying to tell you,

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<v Speaker 1>won't he do it?

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<v Speaker 2>Will he will give him all the praise and glorious sir,

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<v Speaker 2>I do to you're listening morning show