Speaker 1: If you grew up in the church like I did,
Speaker 1: you already know there's one person, one group of people
Speaker 1: that you don't fool with, and that is the usher boy.
Speaker 1: You don't get an usher boy in no trouble. They
Speaker 1: can keep you outside. They won't let you in the
Speaker 1: door when you're just standing out there and just turn
Speaker 1: around and look at you through that little thin glass
Speaker 1: and turning back around might not let you in. It
Speaker 1: ain't gonna sit you where you want to see. The
Speaker 1: usher boy got way more control than you think. They
Speaker 1: run everything. But that's the best person to give a
Speaker 1: call when you want to prank somebody. This right here,
Speaker 1: this is the usher Lady, and I want you to
Speaker 1: listen real close, because I swear I think she said
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: A piece of native.
Speaker 1: Because I don't be calling the bishop by his by
Speaker 1: his full title.
Speaker 2: But anyway, here go. This is the usher lady. Cat Dog.
Speaker 2: If you would hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach your sister.
Speaker 3: This is.
Speaker 2: Good evening to you, ma'am.
Speaker 1: I don't mean to be giving you a call this
Speaker 1: lady in the evening, but I I am the new
Speaker 1: youth Minister.
Speaker 2: I haven't.
Speaker 1: My name is Sean Williams over at Missionary Baptist Church
Speaker 1: which mine is going.
Speaker 3: Which New Youth, Minnesota. What happened?
Speaker 2: Uh, he's no longer with the church anymore. Man, No,
Speaker 2: oh my no, Well, I'm not at liberty to speak
Speaker 2: upon that.
Speaker 1: But but what I was doing is getting around and
Speaker 1: making sure I met everyone because I haven't met everyone
Speaker 1: yet and I wanted to reach out.
Speaker 2: To everyone at the church.
Speaker 1: But listen, let me, let me get down to some
Speaker 1: more business, because I've I've spoken with the pastor.
Speaker 4: Uh we spoke bishop, but bishop Okay, I spoke with
Speaker 4: him on yesterday, and we have narrowed some things down
Speaker 4: of a few changes we're going to be making at
Speaker 4: the church.
Speaker 1: And what we want to do is one of the
Speaker 1: major subjects that have come up, sister.
Speaker 2: Is that we're wanting you, if at.
Speaker 1: All possible, and the deacons we're in on this meeting
Speaker 1: as well, but wanting you to change your attitude when
Speaker 1: people are coming in and you're seating them. From my understanding,
Speaker 1: it's gotten to the point where they think.
Speaker 3: You're wait wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wait a minute,
Speaker 3: wait about had a meeting on me?
Speaker 2: Well, it wasn't a meeting.
Speaker 3: I don't listen here. I've been ushering on that usher
Speaker 3: board for forty seven years. I am the senior usher
Speaker 3: on that board, and I've been trying to be nuts
Speaker 3: about it. But I don't understand how y'all don't have
Speaker 3: a meeting without me. But now you won't call in
Speaker 3: and tell me that you're gonna have you having a
Speaker 3: meeting on me about me being nice, always nice.
Speaker 2: Well, ma'am, that doesn't seem.
Speaker 3: To be the problem with that.
Speaker 2: Sounds you twenty seven.
Speaker 3: Man, gonna some boy to call me and I don't
Speaker 3: make no okay, what is it?
Speaker 2: Well, what that's actually my call, ma'am?
Speaker 1: Is that may be We figured if I would call
Speaker 1: and speak with you about the matter, that maybe we
Speaker 1: can get to some type of uh rectifying this situation the.
Speaker 2: Where we can.
Speaker 3: We're gonna rectify here. I'm gonna rectify you calling me
Speaker 3: this time of night, tem I some meeting. This don't
Speaker 3: make no time. And I don't appressionate you calling me
Speaker 3: any time of night. Away, Bishop, I need to speak
Speaker 3: the bishop.
Speaker 2: Bishop's one.
Speaker 3: I've been at this church be forty seven years. I've
Speaker 3: been say, oh, my life, this don't make no type
Speaker 3: of sense. You calling me here with this mess. Now,
Speaker 3: this y'all gonna make me cuss. I'm trying to be
Speaker 3: a question, but y'all not gonna lost me be a Christian.
Speaker 3: She's just gonna just gonna agitate me with this mess.
Speaker 2: We're telling me about something. Be nice, well, Mamber.
Speaker 1: That that that you're having problems when you're seeding the people,
Speaker 1: and that's all that we're trying to get rectified.
Speaker 3: People don't want to sit down. They want to go
Speaker 3: over here, they want to go over there, they want
Speaker 3: to have the children run or too, and so it's
Speaker 3: like a bunch of beamons a while he's just bucking
Speaker 3: around in a that's like they ain't got no sense.
Speaker 3: And I'm not gonna have it in my section. My
Speaker 3: section is gonna be.
Speaker 2: Strife, and I understand it.
Speaker 1: Let you know what, sin sinster, I think if we
Speaker 1: did this, if you would do me a favor and
Speaker 1: hold your phone, and if you would just bow your
Speaker 1: head right now for me, maybe we can come to
Speaker 1: to get to get the man up.
Speaker 3: What am I buying my head for? Ain't if we
Speaker 3: can flows as clean it's hospital coffet. It don't make
Speaker 3: no trap for about what I buy my head.
Speaker 2: If you could, maybe, if you could close your eyes, sister, Sister, I.
Speaker 3: Want cloth, I said. You called me and woke me
Speaker 3: up out of my fleet with this mess. Come on,
Speaker 3: come meeting. I am very an it as this and
Speaker 3: I don't appreciate it, and I'm gonna tell you right now,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna speak to this now.
Speaker 2: Father. We asked that you look down upon sister.
Speaker 1: We asked that you look down upon her right now,
Speaker 1: right now, asking that you put a smile on her
Speaker 1: face on Sunday morning, asking that you put some joy
Speaker 1: in her heart on Sunday morning. Can let you draw
Speaker 1: all the pain that she in, the anguish that she
Speaker 1: might be going through, whatever demon there is inside, We
Speaker 1: asked that you draw.
Speaker 2: That demon out. We asked that you poured that demon
Speaker 2: away from sister right now. Any of your name, We
Speaker 2: asked all of these blessings.
Speaker 3: To come, because I don't appreciate this boy. I don't
Speaker 3: even know who you is. All of my what is you? Number?
Speaker 1: Pastor gave me the number one and asked me to
Speaker 1: call I am like I said, I'm Sean Williams.
Speaker 2: We haven't met yet, and I am.
Speaker 3: The new don't he don't act that way. And if Bishop,
Speaker 3: for the third time, I've told your boy, Bishop, irrespectful,
Speaker 3: the folks see that's what miss Let.
Speaker 2: Me let me let me say this right.
Speaker 1: Here's sister, and maybe this will shed some light on
Speaker 1: things a little bit.
Speaker 3: Clear up, I'm trying to listen to you.
Speaker 1: Boy, this is nephew toimmy from a Steve Harvey morning show.
Speaker 1: You just got pranked by sister who is also an
Speaker 1: usher at the church for mission there Baptists.
Speaker 3: Yes, I see her. So this is a messing but
Speaker 3: we already that. Ye, this don't make no sense lost him.
Speaker 3: But this is embarrassing. Oh my god, this is Bobby Show.
Speaker 1: Yes, ma'am. That's that's that's that's my uncle. This this
Speaker 1: is just a joke though. Man timming, yes.
Speaker 3: Oh lord much?
Speaker 2: How you doing timing? Sister?
Speaker 3: I am so this is I am? I am in body?
Speaker 2: Do you listen to the show?
Speaker 3: Every I never would accept myself to be on that.
Speaker 3: Oh lord, Oh my god, got me on this radio?
Speaker 2: Sister? Did this here?
Speaker 3: Tell you? Well, how about it? Y'all call me back
Speaker 3: and we get sisters. How we do that? We do
Speaker 3: we we will do a blank on her on her
Speaker 3: bills and a couple of bills, you know, because you
Speaker 3: shove a little, they got all business.
Speaker 1: What is the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 3: Is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And look Tom and
Speaker 3: Holler and mother, look cheerlemn look dead Germany. She is
Speaker 3: so cute. I love us. Lord, this is so y'all.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. Please forgive me, Gord Jesus.
Speaker 2: And now you have it. That's time.
Speaker 1: It's praying for today, right John, you have it. You
Speaker 1: go down to the church. You got to be ready. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Church lady ain't playing. You've got to be ready.
Speaker 2: She got a lot. All right.
Speaker 1: Hey, Sunday, baby, Sunday is the twenty fourth. All right,
Speaker 1: Sunday is the twenty fourth. It is not my birthday,
Speaker 1: No it's not. It is not my anniversary. But it
Speaker 1: is three years of being cancer free, therapy and no radiation,
Speaker 1: straight up gone. And I do not take that for granted.
Speaker 1: I do not take it for granted.
Speaker 2: So thank you.
Speaker 1: God for allowing me to come back from a storm.
Speaker 2: Amen, I praise Amen. Amen again, do not tell some me,
Speaker 2: Please don't do it. I'm still standing, Yes, sir, great news.
Speaker 2: Tell me.
Speaker 1: Three years ago, three years ago. Was laying on the
Speaker 1: table three years ago. So that's for you, that's a
Speaker 1: whole new birthday.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm do it.
Speaker 1: And then after laying on the table three weeks away,
Speaker 1: a track in my throat, I'm just trying to tell you,
Speaker 1: won't he do it?
Speaker 2: Will he will give him all the praise and glorious sir,
Speaker 2: I do to you're listening morning show