1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,920 Speaker 1: If you grew up in the church like I did, 2 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:05,720 Speaker 1: you already know there's one person, one group of people 3 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:09,440 Speaker 1: that you don't fool with, and that is the usher boy. 4 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:12,319 Speaker 1: You don't get an usher boy in no trouble. They 5 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:14,400 Speaker 1: can keep you outside. They won't let you in the 6 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:16,520 Speaker 1: door when you're just standing out there and just turn 7 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:18,760 Speaker 1: around and look at you through that little thin glass 8 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:21,160 Speaker 1: and turning back around might not let you in. It 9 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:22,840 Speaker 1: ain't gonna sit you where you want to see. The 10 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:25,640 Speaker 1: usher boy got way more control than you think. They 11 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:29,080 Speaker 1: run everything. But that's the best person to give a 12 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:31,760 Speaker 1: call when you want to prank somebody. This right here, 13 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:34,960 Speaker 1: this is the usher Lady, and I want you to 14 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,560 Speaker 1: listen real close, because I swear I think she said 15 00:00:38,159 --> 00:00:38,879 Speaker 1: I don't. 16 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:40,120 Speaker 2: A piece of native. 17 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:44,560 Speaker 1: Because I don't be calling the bishop by his by 18 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:45,879 Speaker 1: his full title. 19 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:48,520 Speaker 2: But anyway, here go. This is the usher lady. Cat Dog. 20 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:52,320 Speaker 2: If you would hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach your sister. 21 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:55,640 Speaker 3: This is. 22 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:57,720 Speaker 2: Good evening to you, ma'am. 23 00:00:57,760 --> 00:00:59,320 Speaker 1: I don't mean to be giving you a call this 24 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:02,400 Speaker 1: lady in the evening, but I I am the new 25 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:03,120 Speaker 1: youth Minister. 26 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:03,680 Speaker 2: I haven't. 27 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:07,759 Speaker 1: My name is Sean Williams over at Missionary Baptist Church 28 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:08,760 Speaker 1: which mine is going. 29 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:11,600 Speaker 3: Which New Youth, Minnesota. What happened? 30 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:15,520 Speaker 2: Uh, he's no longer with the church anymore. Man, No, 31 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:20,920 Speaker 2: oh my no, Well, I'm not at liberty to speak 32 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:21,399 Speaker 2: upon that. 33 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:24,319 Speaker 1: But but what I was doing is getting around and 34 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:27,679 Speaker 1: making sure I met everyone because I haven't met everyone 35 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:29,680 Speaker 1: yet and I wanted to reach out. 36 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:32,480 Speaker 2: To everyone at the church. 37 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:34,479 Speaker 1: But listen, let me, let me get down to some 38 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:38,240 Speaker 1: more business, because I've I've spoken with the pastor. 39 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:47,000 Speaker 4: Uh we spoke bishop, but bishop Okay, I spoke with 40 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:51,680 Speaker 4: him on yesterday, and we have narrowed some things down 41 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:53,800 Speaker 4: of a few changes we're going to be making at 42 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:54,160 Speaker 4: the church. 43 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:56,840 Speaker 1: And what we want to do is one of the 44 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:59,320 Speaker 1: major subjects that have come up, sister. 45 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:02,360 Speaker 2: Is that we're wanting you, if at. 46 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:05,080 Speaker 1: All possible, and the deacons we're in on this meeting 47 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:09,000 Speaker 1: as well, but wanting you to change your attitude when 48 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:11,800 Speaker 1: people are coming in and you're seating them. From my understanding, 49 00:02:11,919 --> 00:02:13,440 Speaker 1: it's gotten to the point where they think. 50 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:15,640 Speaker 3: You're wait wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wait a minute, 51 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:17,800 Speaker 3: wait about had a meeting on me? 52 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:19,760 Speaker 2: Well, it wasn't a meeting. 53 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:23,640 Speaker 3: I don't listen here. I've been ushering on that usher 54 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:27,600 Speaker 3: board for forty seven years. I am the senior usher 55 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:30,919 Speaker 3: on that board, and I've been trying to be nuts 56 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:32,959 Speaker 3: about it. But I don't understand how y'all don't have 57 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:37,760 Speaker 3: a meeting without me. But now you won't call in 58 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:40,120 Speaker 3: and tell me that you're gonna have you having a 59 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:44,079 Speaker 3: meeting on me about me being nice, always nice. 60 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:46,200 Speaker 2: Well, ma'am, that doesn't seem. 61 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:47,040 Speaker 3: To be the problem with that. 62 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:49,840 Speaker 2: Sounds you twenty seven. 63 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:53,920 Speaker 3: Man, gonna some boy to call me and I don't 64 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:56,799 Speaker 3: make no okay, what is it? 65 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,320 Speaker 2: Well, what that's actually my call, ma'am? 66 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:01,639 Speaker 1: Is that may be We figured if I would call 67 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:03,920 Speaker 1: and speak with you about the matter, that maybe we 68 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:08,480 Speaker 1: can get to some type of uh rectifying this situation the. 69 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:08,959 Speaker 2: Where we can. 70 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:12,839 Speaker 3: We're gonna rectify here. I'm gonna rectify you calling me 71 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:16,320 Speaker 3: this time of night, tem I some meeting. This don't 72 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:19,480 Speaker 3: make no time. And I don't appressionate you calling me 73 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:23,040 Speaker 3: any time of night. Away, Bishop, I need to speak 74 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:23,600 Speaker 3: the bishop. 75 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:25,440 Speaker 2: Bishop's one. 76 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:29,359 Speaker 3: I've been at this church be forty seven years. I've 77 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:31,359 Speaker 3: been say, oh, my life, this don't make no type 78 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:33,960 Speaker 3: of sense. You calling me here with this mess. Now, 79 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:36,480 Speaker 3: this y'all gonna make me cuss. I'm trying to be 80 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:39,600 Speaker 3: a question, but y'all not gonna lost me be a Christian. 81 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:42,760 Speaker 3: She's just gonna just gonna agitate me with this mess. 82 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:45,160 Speaker 2: We're telling me about something. Be nice, well, Mamber. 83 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:48,440 Speaker 1: That that that you're having problems when you're seeding the people, 84 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:50,720 Speaker 1: and that's all that we're trying to get rectified. 85 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:52,880 Speaker 3: People don't want to sit down. They want to go 86 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:54,880 Speaker 3: over here, they want to go over there, they want 87 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:56,480 Speaker 3: to have the children run or too, and so it's 88 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:59,400 Speaker 3: like a bunch of beamons a while he's just bucking 89 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:01,320 Speaker 3: around in a that's like they ain't got no sense. 90 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,720 Speaker 3: And I'm not gonna have it in my section. My 91 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:04,680 Speaker 3: section is gonna be. 92 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:06,400 Speaker 2: Strife, and I understand it. 93 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:09,840 Speaker 1: Let you know what, sin sinster, I think if we 94 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:11,440 Speaker 1: did this, if you would do me a favor and 95 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:13,680 Speaker 1: hold your phone, and if you would just bow your 96 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:17,040 Speaker 1: head right now for me, maybe we can come to 97 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:18,520 Speaker 1: to get to get the man up. 98 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:24,480 Speaker 3: What am I buying my head for? Ain't if we 99 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:27,120 Speaker 3: can flows as clean it's hospital coffet. It don't make 100 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:29,400 Speaker 3: no trap for about what I buy my head. 101 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:34,120 Speaker 2: If you could, maybe, if you could close your eyes, sister, Sister, I. 102 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:36,200 Speaker 3: Want cloth, I said. You called me and woke me 103 00:04:36,279 --> 00:04:38,440 Speaker 3: up out of my fleet with this mess. Come on, 104 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:41,039 Speaker 3: come meeting. I am very an it as this and 105 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:42,920 Speaker 3: I don't appreciate it, and I'm gonna tell you right now, 106 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:44,599 Speaker 3: I'm gonna speak to this now. 107 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:47,200 Speaker 2: Father. We asked that you look down upon sister. 108 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:50,040 Speaker 1: We asked that you look down upon her right now, 109 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:53,880 Speaker 1: right now, asking that you put a smile on her 110 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:57,239 Speaker 1: face on Sunday morning, asking that you put some joy 111 00:04:57,360 --> 00:05:00,560 Speaker 1: in her heart on Sunday morning. Can let you draw 112 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:02,880 Speaker 1: all the pain that she in, the anguish that she 113 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:06,800 Speaker 1: might be going through, whatever demon there is inside, We 114 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:07,960 Speaker 1: asked that you draw. 115 00:05:07,839 --> 00:05:10,960 Speaker 2: That demon out. We asked that you poured that demon 116 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:14,880 Speaker 2: away from sister right now. Any of your name, We 117 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:17,320 Speaker 2: asked all of these blessings. 118 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:19,400 Speaker 3: To come, because I don't appreciate this boy. I don't 119 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:21,719 Speaker 3: even know who you is. All of my what is you? Number? 120 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:24,719 Speaker 1: Pastor gave me the number one and asked me to 121 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:26,440 Speaker 1: call I am like I said, I'm Sean Williams. 122 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:28,120 Speaker 2: We haven't met yet, and I am. 123 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:31,359 Speaker 3: The new don't he don't act that way. And if Bishop, 124 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:35,680 Speaker 3: for the third time, I've told your boy, Bishop, irrespectful, 125 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:37,800 Speaker 3: the folks see that's what miss Let. 126 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:39,560 Speaker 2: Me let me let me say this right. 127 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:44,200 Speaker 1: Here's sister, and maybe this will shed some light on 128 00:05:44,279 --> 00:05:45,000 Speaker 1: things a little bit. 129 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,480 Speaker 3: Clear up, I'm trying to listen to you. 130 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:50,360 Speaker 1: Boy, this is nephew toimmy from a Steve Harvey morning show. 131 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:55,360 Speaker 1: You just got pranked by sister who is also an 132 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:58,920 Speaker 1: usher at the church for mission there Baptists. 133 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:03,960 Speaker 3: Yes, I see her. So this is a messing but 134 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:07,720 Speaker 3: we already that. Ye, this don't make no sense lost him. 135 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:13,040 Speaker 3: But this is embarrassing. Oh my god, this is Bobby Show. 136 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:15,960 Speaker 1: Yes, ma'am. That's that's that's that's my uncle. This this 137 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:19,920 Speaker 1: is just a joke though. Man timming, yes. 138 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,000 Speaker 3: Oh lord much? 139 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:23,559 Speaker 2: How you doing timing? Sister? 140 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:29,760 Speaker 3: I am so this is I am? I am in body? 141 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:31,240 Speaker 2: Do you listen to the show? 142 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:36,080 Speaker 3: Every I never would accept myself to be on that. 143 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:40,120 Speaker 3: Oh lord, Oh my god, got me on this radio? 144 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:43,240 Speaker 2: Sister? Did this here? 145 00:06:43,279 --> 00:06:48,000 Speaker 3: Tell you? Well, how about it? Y'all call me back 146 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:53,000 Speaker 3: and we get sisters. How we do that? We do 147 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,920 Speaker 3: we we will do a blank on her on her 148 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,520 Speaker 3: bills and a couple of bills, you know, because you 149 00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:02,400 Speaker 3: shove a little, they got all business. 150 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:07,719 Speaker 1: What is the baddest radio show in the land. 151 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:12,080 Speaker 3: Is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And look Tom and 152 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:15,680 Speaker 3: Holler and mother, look cheerlemn look dead Germany. She is 153 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:20,040 Speaker 3: so cute. I love us. Lord, this is so y'all. 154 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:23,840 Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. Please forgive me, Gord Jesus. 155 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:29,520 Speaker 2: And now you have it. That's time. 156 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:34,320 Speaker 1: It's praying for today, right John, you have it. You 157 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:36,800 Speaker 1: go down to the church. You got to be ready. Yeah, yeah, 158 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:39,360 Speaker 1: Church lady ain't playing. You've got to be ready. 159 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:40,600 Speaker 2: She got a lot. All right. 160 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:47,400 Speaker 1: Hey, Sunday, baby, Sunday is the twenty fourth. All right, 161 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:50,200 Speaker 1: Sunday is the twenty fourth. It is not my birthday, 162 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:53,120 Speaker 1: No it's not. It is not my anniversary. But it 163 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:59,360 Speaker 1: is three years of being cancer free, therapy and no radiation, 164 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:03,480 Speaker 1: straight up gone. And I do not take that for granted. 165 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:05,720 Speaker 1: I do not take it for granted. 166 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:06,440 Speaker 2: So thank you. 167 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:12,160 Speaker 1: God for allowing me to come back from a storm. 168 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:18,560 Speaker 2: Amen, I praise Amen. Amen again, do not tell some me, 169 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:23,080 Speaker 2: Please don't do it. I'm still standing, Yes, sir, great news. 170 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:23,520 Speaker 2: Tell me. 171 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:29,040 Speaker 1: Three years ago, three years ago. Was laying on the 172 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:35,040 Speaker 1: table three years ago. So that's for you, that's a 173 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:36,000 Speaker 1: whole new birthday. 174 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:36,240 Speaker 3: Man. 175 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:38,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm do it. 176 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:42,560 Speaker 1: And then after laying on the table three weeks away, 177 00:08:42,679 --> 00:08:44,880 Speaker 1: a track in my throat, I'm just trying to tell you, 178 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:45,760 Speaker 1: won't he do it? 179 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:50,640 Speaker 2: Will he will give him all the praise and glorious sir, 180 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:54,800 Speaker 2: I do to you're listening morning show