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Speaker 1: Welcome to Creature feature production of I Heart Radio. I'm

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Speaker 1: your host of Mini Parasites, Katie Golden. I studied psychology

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Speaker 1: and evolutionary biology, and today on the show, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: play some squid games with three lucky contestants who definitely

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Speaker 1: know what they signed up for. How will these humans

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Speaker 1: fare against squids? After all, squids are spineless, right, shouldn't

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Speaker 1: be too hard to defeat in a game of life

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Speaker 1: and death, So welcome to the game. Contestant number one,

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Speaker 1: who is podcaster, comedian and totally read the fine print.

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Speaker 1: Molly Lambert, Hello, Hello, Contestant number two, a comedy writer

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Speaker 1: for One Dog and can totally hold her breath underwater

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Speaker 1: for ten minutes. Lydia bug Hi, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 1: And Contestant number three, who is podcast legend, has eight

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Speaker 1: happy to be here. Please everybody grab your track suits,

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Speaker 1: flippers and floaties because it is time to play squid games,

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Speaker 1: you know, with real squids like I was expecting to

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Speaker 1: see in the show, but they didn't do for some reason.

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Speaker 1: So you all signed the contract and you read all

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Speaker 1: the fine print, and the fine fine print and the

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Speaker 1: superfine print, right, Ye, totally all right. I just strolled

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Speaker 1: through and hit except but I'm very I'm very confident

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Speaker 1: with my decision. I skimmed it. I assume there's nothing

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Speaker 1: really dangerous and deadly in there that I've just feeled. No, no,

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Speaker 1: it just it just indemnifies me in case of like

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Speaker 1: sucker related death. So it's fine, don't worry about it.

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Speaker 1: So what are you How do you guys? What are

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Speaker 1: your attitudes towards squids? I mean, I think you're all

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Speaker 1: familiar with the hit show Squid Game, but what about

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Speaker 1: real squids, you know, slippery in the ocean, slowing around squids.

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Speaker 1: I'll go ahead and jump in here. This is Molly.

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Speaker 1: I'm a big squid fan. I like anything that seems

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Speaker 1: alien to the human eye, but also we seem alien

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Speaker 1: to it. And I was just telling Katie before the

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Speaker 1: show about, um, sorry, there's a garbage truck. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: maybe the games have begun truck, I was telling Katie.

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Speaker 1: I read an article on Live Science, the science news

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Speaker 1: aggregator that really stayed with me about a giant female

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Speaker 1: squid that was found that they expected to find sperm

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Speaker 1: packets from lots of male giant squid, but there was

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Speaker 1: only sperm packets from one male giant squid, which raised

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Speaker 1: the idea in my mind of weather giant squid of

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Speaker 1: each other, uh, experience like jealousy and other emotions that

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Speaker 1: we didn't necessarily think squid had, but why wouldn't they

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Speaker 1: And then all this happens like a billion feet below

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Speaker 1: us where we never get to see it. I find

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Speaker 1: very cool squid monogamy that's really sweet and heartfelt, which

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Speaker 1: definitely the rest of the show will also be Oh

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Speaker 1: what about you, guys? You like squids, dislike squids, neutral

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Speaker 1: about squids. I'm terrified of squids. I just I don't

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Speaker 1: like anything where when you meet it, you're on it's

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Speaker 1: turf and not yours, you know. So any sea creature, yeah,

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Speaker 1: like it's it's suspect to me, just any sea creature,

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Speaker 1: and a squid especially, like it's just too scary. I

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Speaker 1: think they can fight sharks. I feel like in the

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Speaker 1: but I feel like it's a trope of like someone

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Speaker 1: and then a squid coming up and like wrestling it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know this trope. It sounds great though, I

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Speaker 1: I'll go ahead and say I learned that that never happens,

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Speaker 1: and that squid are portrayed in a lot of maritime

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Speaker 1: fiction is like attacking whales and fighting with whales, and

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Speaker 1: there's the squid in the whale and the Natural History

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Speaker 1: attack whales, and squid are pretty chill. It seems they've

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Speaker 1: don't ever like attack human ships. Well, that is a relief.

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Speaker 1: I like your confidence, Molly. I hope that stays with

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Speaker 1: you throughout the squid games. I think the squid's hired

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Speaker 1: Molly as a pr person totally makes sense. Now, surely

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Speaker 1: my confidence won't come to bite me in the I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to think of a squid thing lash me, suck

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Speaker 1: you in the butt, bite you with the squid squid beak? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: do squids have beaks like like octopus? To yes, squids

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Speaker 1: do have beaks. They have very sharp Well, do not

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Speaker 1: want to get squid beaked? I'll say that. So are

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Speaker 1: you guys ready for our first game? Yeah, that's about

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Speaker 1: ten percent of the enthusiasm that I want. But okay,

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Speaker 1: there we go. There it is. So it's pretty simple.

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Speaker 1: You just have to pick a cephalopod to hang out

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Speaker 1: maybe less of a great time. So you see three

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Speaker 1: but these are three different types of cephalopod. They're all

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Speaker 1: related and uh. In the first tank is a teeny

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Speaker 1: tiny cuddlefish. It's about one inch big three centimeters and

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Speaker 1: as a bright purplely iridescent blue like a swimming hummingbird. Uh,

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Speaker 1: second tank is a slightly bigger but still itty bitty octopus.

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Speaker 1: It's about six inches or fifteen centimeters big, has yellowish

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Speaker 1: skin and beautiful, bright blue spots like a peacock. And

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Speaker 1: So the clock is ticking. Who do you take a

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Speaker 1: swim with? I'm going cuttlefish? Alright, so Daniels going cuttlefish.

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Speaker 1: Cuttlefish has been claimed. Can you repeat the three options again? Yes?

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Speaker 1: I can, because I'm a lot nicer than the people

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Speaker 1: in squid Game, which probably would have gotten shot for

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Speaker 1: that very well. In the first tank at teeny tiny

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Speaker 1: second tank a pretty little octopus. It's about six inches big,

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Speaker 1: the third tank is a large squid over five ft long,

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Speaker 1: and it is flashing red and white. You know what

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Speaker 1: I'm going with the big squad. I'm gonna just continue

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Speaker 1: a little octopus. All right, all right, so you guys

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Speaker 1: in tank number one with the whole tiny cuttlefish. Don't

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Speaker 1: get to cuddle it's it's cuddling like fish. You want

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Speaker 1: So it sounds ominous, don't do it. Are taking a

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Speaker 1: dip with the adorable berries bobtail squid, which is actually

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Speaker 1: a cuttlefish, but nevertheless it is called a berry's bobtail squid.

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Speaker 1: Adorable name, and hey guess what it is just adorable.

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Speaker 1: You're completely safe down, You're fine. Cattle fish, cattlefish. You

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Speaker 1: chose what is probably the cutest cephalopod on the planet

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Speaker 1: and it's no threat to humans. I really I was

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Speaker 1: bit about the berries bob tail squid that you are

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Speaker 1: Indo Pacific Ocean near the Philippines and Indonesia, and it

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Speaker 1: little octopus. What do you want to cuddle this octopus?

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Speaker 1: Do I have to cuddle the octopus? You don't have to.

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Speaker 1: I'm just Dan cuddled his uh cuttlefish. Do you want

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Speaker 1: end of that axon will be some more branching roots,

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Speaker 1: which are called synaptic terminals, which send off neurotransmitters to

420
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Speaker 1: the next cell. So you have one end of the

421
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 1: neuron that receives one and that um sends off neurotransmitters,

422
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:53,160
Speaker 1: and the way that they pass messages along the neuron

423
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 1: is through this long axon. It's basically like you know,

424
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:00,600
Speaker 1: like an axial cable axon axial of I don't know,

425
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 1: it's pint. I guess I'm not really I don't know

426
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 1: enough about engineering to say that was fantastic. So yeah,

427
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 1: so there's a chain reaction of what are called action

428
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 1: potentials that run along the axon. Basically it has to

429
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:21,880
Speaker 1: do with like sodium channels and all this like chemistry

430
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:26,520
Speaker 1: slash electricity stuff. Basically, it is sending an electrical signal

431
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 1: along the the axon. Uh. Axons can be quite long

432
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 1: in humans. Our longest axon is the sciatic nerve, you know,

433
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 1: like sciatica, like pain in that nerve. The sciatic nerve

434
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 1: runs about three ft long, which is about a meter

435
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 1: from your butt to your toes. So you've got that's

436
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 1: just one cell, so one axon running from your butt

437
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 1: to your toes, which I think is pretty interesting. And

438
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:58,720
Speaker 1: while we may have a pretty long neuron, we do

439
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 1: not have the thickest, biggest, juiciest neuron that goes to squid.

440
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 1: And it's actually the that axon and squid is called

441
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 1: the squid giant axon. Because sometimes Bill just just don't

442
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 1: want to spend that much time naming things. Just like

443
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 1: it's the squid giant axon. Guys, that's enough. That's enough,

444
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 1: simple squid giant X and we're fine with that. Easy

445
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 1: to remember, you know, it says what it is on

446
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 1: the package there, you go on your package of squid

447
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 1: giant axons I had, I would, I feel like I

448
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 1: would want to try it as like a spaghetti, like

449
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:37,320
Speaker 1: a big package of it, just to see, because then

450
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 1: maybe make me smarter, you know. Yeah, that's the medieval thinking.

451
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 1: If you eat its brain and you get smart. I've

452
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 1: always ascribed to that. I would leave its brain alone.

453
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 1: Seems cursed. It seems cursed. It would be one long

454
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 1: slurp too with the right pesto. I don't want a

455
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 1: squid coming in. I don't want it's like brothers and

456
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 1: sisters coming for revenge. Yeah you wait, my family's brains

457
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 1: like a plate of spaghetti. I want the squid to

458
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 1: know that I am like a friend of the squid.

459
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:10,680
Speaker 1: You ate us like spaghetti, and that made me upsett e.

460
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 1: I have a question for you, Katie. Is the plural

461
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:23,520
Speaker 1: of squid squid or squids? I looked into it and

462
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 1: it seemed like it was squid for a singular or

463
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 1: a plural, But my heart wants to say squids to

464
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 1: differentiate it seems controversial. I'm gonna say you can use

465
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 1: either because actually think technically, if you're referring to like

466
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 1: a group of squid, you would say squid. But if

467
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 1: you're like referring to two different species of squids, I

468
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 1: think you'd use plural. But you know, I don't know.

469
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 1: I think use whatever you feel comfortable with. It's kind

470
00:31:56,320 --> 00:32:00,480
Speaker 1: of like with octopus. Actually, the plural of octopus is

471
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 1: not octopi. It's octopus or octopuses. But a lot of

472
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 1: people say occupy and you know what they mean. So

473
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 1: you know, that's a great thing about language. We knew

474
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,880
Speaker 1: what you meant, you know what you know what I mean.

475
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:15,239
Speaker 1: I don't think cephalopods are like taking note and like

476
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:19,960
Speaker 1: jotting down like every time you get this wrong. Anyways,

477
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 1: you guys have bigger fish to fry because you're in

478
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 1: a fight for your lives right now against squids, so

479
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 1: staying alive. Yeah, but before before you guys have to

480
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 1: go to fight to the death, let's learn a little

481
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 1: bit more about the giant squid axon because it's so

482
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 1: big and juicy, and I mean juicy, like sometimes scientists

483
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:43,480
Speaker 1: will juice it or milk it for the plasma inside

484
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 1: of it, because it's a it's called axoplasm, and it's

485
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 1: like the goo inside your axons, and usually axons are

486
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:55,120
Speaker 1: so thin. It's hard to like get much goo out,

487
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 1: but with these you can, like I guess it's I

488
00:32:58,200 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 1: don't know if they take a rolling pin to a

489
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 1: or what, but they can extract the goo out of

490
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 1: these axons. I'm so glad I was never an intern

491
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 1: for a scientist. Yeah, because they have to they do,

492
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 1: Like they collect these squid, the the long fin inshore squid,

493
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 1: and most squid do have these giant neurons, but I

494
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 1: think for whatever reason, the long fin inshores like is

495
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:26,960
Speaker 1: the best for harvesting. Like, they're relatively common, uh and

496
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 1: they have a really nice thick one ax on, a

497
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 1: nice thick axon, uh and for decades actually they've been

498
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 1: using these for research. So unfortunately this does kill the

499
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:42,040
Speaker 1: squid because they dissect the squid and extract the axon.

500
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 1: So when I say thick, it's like one millimeter in diameter,

501
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 1: which is a hundred times thicker than a human axon.

502
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 1: That it's actually thick enough to be able to attach

503
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 1: electrodes to it and run current through it to measure voltage,

504
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 1: which is insane. They can like literally attach the electrodes

505
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:08,239
Speaker 1: and measure the voltage of this axon, which has been

506
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:12,279
Speaker 1: great for neuroscience. They're like Frankenstein a squid. I'm going

507
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 1: to say that seems like a terrible idea, Like, let's

508
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:18,359
Speaker 1: Frankenstein as squid, you guys, please, we have too many

509
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:23,680
Speaker 1: problems already. It's actually Frankenstein's squid. The squid is not Frankenstein.

510
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 1: So now I've explained what this does for scientists who

511
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:34,800
Speaker 1: are willing to like get squid guts on their hands.

512
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:37,560
Speaker 1: But what does this thickness of the axon do for

513
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:41,799
Speaker 1: the squid. Well, it allows for extremely rapid transmission of

514
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:46,879
Speaker 1: signals to and from the mantle, giving it incredible reflexes

515
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 1: to quickly evade threats. So by having such a large diameter,

516
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 1: electrical signals can travel more quickly and experience less resistance.

517
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 1: The giant axon controls the squid's jet propulsion system, which

518
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 1: is how they dart around and how they swim, so

519
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 1: as soon as it senses a threat, it can activate

520
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:13,919
Speaker 1: its propulsion system in dart away with incredible speed, all

521
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:18,800
Speaker 1: thanks to its thick, juicy axon. So Dan, you're fine.

522
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 1: You can just like take a breather, hang out with

523
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:27,760
Speaker 1: your little Barry bobtail cuddlefish friend. Unfortunately, Molly and Lydia.

524
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:32,239
Speaker 1: You do have to play dodgeball, and your opponent is

525
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:36,440
Speaker 1: the long fin inchore squid who has incredible reflexes thanks

526
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 1: to this thick, juicy axon. I'm gonna get a die

527
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 1: out and see digital die is this D and D?

528
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,320
Speaker 1: Are we playing D and D? We're playing squid D

529
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:50,320
Speaker 1: and D. I tricked you guys into playing squid D

530
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:53,839
Speaker 1: and D. I'm sorry, Okay, I'm so like, I love you.

531
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:58,839
Speaker 1: You are the You're the squid dungeon master. So I'm

532
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 1: gonna say, like your chances this is very scientific and

533
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 1: also super math. I'm gonna say your chance of defeating

534
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:13,359
Speaker 1: these squid are like two and six. I'm gonna let

535
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:15,360
Speaker 1: you know if it's if it's me and my current

536
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 1: physical body and I have to dodge things or do

537
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:21,759
Speaker 1: a lot of movement. Um in any way, it's going

538
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 1: to be a low number, Katie, It's gonna be real low.

539
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 1: Molly's also missing fingers. I think from her encounter with

540
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:34,320
Speaker 1: a humboldt squid. Does that impact her DEX modifier? Um?

541
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:37,839
Speaker 1: It actually it does. But this is an agility, not DEX.

542
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna throw the dodge ball with my beak.

543
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:45,759
Speaker 1: So how about how about you each choose like a

544
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:51,799
Speaker 1: couple of numbers between one and six? How many? Just one? No? Two?

545
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:56,760
Speaker 1: Numbers between one and six, five and three, five and three. Okay,

546
00:36:57,160 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 1: let me see, I'm so excited for these roles. Oh Lydia,

547
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:09,840
Speaker 1: you survived. Nice, you got a three? Very cool, Molly,

548
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 1: how about you pick a number between five and three.

549
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:15,879
Speaker 1: This is how Dungeons and Dragons totally works, and also

550
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:20,239
Speaker 1: how dodgeball works. By the way, four four, You can

551
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,359
Speaker 1: pick one more number because I'm giving you a two

552
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 1: and six chance, one and four. Here we go. Oops,

553
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 1: you died? Oh no, you were too good for this world.

554
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:39,879
Speaker 1: I mean unless like there's a twist at the end.

555
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,759
Speaker 1: But there wouldn't be a twist at the end. There

556
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 1: could be. I would never do that to you guys.

557
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,040
Speaker 1: As fast as I became, I'm becoming a squid. Yeah

558
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,960
Speaker 1: to say, Molly is the squid running the squid game, right,

559
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:57,719
Speaker 1: Dr Moreau, right exactly island of doctor squid row. How

560
00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 1: did we miss all those tentacles? Nice was a good one.

561
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 1: You have to go in the punishment box just for

562
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:07,360
Speaker 1: that one. Her body, her dead body is in the

563
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 1: punish coach. I mean, that's kind of what happens in

564
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 1: the show. If you've seen it, it feels like she

565
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 1: got she got punished by dying. That's true, but then

566
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:21,840
Speaker 1: it's like humiliating my dead body. That's an extra level.

567
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 1: Was like giving it to a squid to kind of

568
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 1: like play around with. Game just got real, all right, So, sadly,

569
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 1: contestant number one did pass on when she was obliterated

570
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:51,799
Speaker 1: by underwater dodgeballs that were at were explosive and spiky,

571
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:55,600
Speaker 1: and she did not manage to beat the squid. That

572
00:38:56,200 --> 00:39:00,239
Speaker 1: we're much faster, it had better reflexes. Lydia some house

573
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:03,880
Speaker 1: survived and Dan managed to skip that game by guessing

574
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:08,359
Speaker 1: correctly that uh, big fin long short wait, long fin,

575
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:12,319
Speaker 1: wait a minute, long Fin and short squid have the

576
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 1: biggest neurons in the world. Major emphasis. But Molly, if

577
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:22,759
Speaker 1: you want to haunt the podcast with your presence, you

578
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:25,279
Speaker 1: know that's that's not for me to uh to say

579
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 1: you can't be ghosts and haunt people. Oh, I'm just

580
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 1: plotting my revenge from the squid cage where my soul

581
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:36,919
Speaker 1: is slowly being drained out of my body by cool

582
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 1: little cute blue octopus. Babies. Yeah, no, I like that energy.

583
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:45,720
Speaker 1: So Part three, the most exciting game in our final

584
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:50,359
Speaker 1: game is the Squid Olympic Games. In this part of

585
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:54,320
Speaker 1: the games, you see a giant Olympic pool. You must

586
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 1: either pick a water based competition of your choice that

587
00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 1: requires no equipment and the eat some squids at this

588
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 1: game easy right, Or you can hang out in a

589
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 1: giant fish tank containing a colossal squid, armed with nothing

590
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 1: but your wits and your charms. You have to survive

591
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 1: thirty minutes with the colossal squid, and hey, you know what,

592
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 1: I'll even give you, guys a little gift. I will

593
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:25,239
Speaker 1: give you the athletic prowess of Michael Phelps. So what

594
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 1: do you guys choose? Except for Molly who is dead

595
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 1: ripping peace? Are we allowed to pick a game that

596
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 1: involves the spoken word? Because how could because how could

597
00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:42,920
Speaker 1: a squid say fish out of water and catch me

598
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 1: in Marco polo? That was my exact thought. I was

599
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:51,400
Speaker 1: just gonna ask if squids can hear? You can't. I

600
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 1: won't answer whether squids can hear. You can't choose a

601
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 1: game that uses the spoken words, but you must have

602
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 1: uom that the squid even if they cannot use language.

603
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,279
Speaker 1: We will slightly modify the game so the squid can

604
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 1: win FIB no problem, I was really going. I was

605
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 1: that was a very MINIMAXI question right there. Um, and

606
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:23,400
Speaker 1: it's only us by ourselves. We can include another person.

607
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,440
Speaker 1: I mean, you've got Molly's ghost. Molly, what are you

608
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:30,759
Speaker 1: doing as a ghost. Um, I'm not allowed to participate

609
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 1: in this game, so you guys are on your own.

610
00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 1: Sorry darn it. You know what, I'm going to take

611
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:39,359
Speaker 1: my chances with the do I have diving equipment from

612
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,359
Speaker 1: spending thirty minutes in a tank with a giant squid? Yeah,

613
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:43,920
Speaker 1: it's not going to be like, well, you suffocated because

614
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 1: you didn't have any option. You're in the water for

615
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:49,560
Speaker 1: thirty minutes. You have a thirty minutes of oxygen. Yeah, okay,

616
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:51,680
Speaker 1: I'm going to take my chances with the thirty minutes

617
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:54,680
Speaker 1: of oxygen and the giant squid. I have to correct

618
00:41:54,719 --> 00:41:56,719
Speaker 1: you there, it's a colossal squit, not a giant I'm

619
00:41:56,760 --> 00:42:00,799
Speaker 1: so sorry, my apologies. I'm so sorry the colossal. There

620
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:04,359
Speaker 1: you go. I'll take my chances, and what about you, Lydia,

621
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:08,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play Marco Polo with the squid please. Okay,

622
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:14,799
Speaker 1: all right, Molly's ghost, you have just been resurrected as

623
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 1: a squid and an ironical squist that nobody saw coming.

624
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 1: What only you're one of the squid now, squid Marco Polo.

625
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:28,440
Speaker 1: Sounds like a perfect game for me, a squid to play. Okay,

626
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:32,719
Speaker 1: sounds good. Um So we will check in on what

627
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:37,359
Speaker 1: happens with Marco Polo. But first, hey, look who it is.

628
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:41,040
Speaker 1: It's Michael Phelps. He's in the squid games. Now who

629
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 1: would a guest? And uh He's like, hey, I'll raise

630
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 1: these squids. No problem, I won't have any problem. You know,

631
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:53,360
Speaker 1: screw these squid It's gonna be great. Um So, Michael Phelps,

632
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 1: for reference, can swim it six miles per hour at

633
00:42:56,760 --> 00:43:01,800
Speaker 1: his top speed, which you know, that's pretty good. Yeah,

634
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 1: that's impressive. Yeah, yeah, it's not bad. I feel like

635
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,960
Speaker 1: I feel like you give me some flippers. You're like,

636
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,879
Speaker 1: you give me I mean, I can't swim six miles hour,

637
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 1: But when you hear it, I guess when you hear

638
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:16,360
Speaker 1: it outside the water, it's like six miles power is

639
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:20,879
Speaker 1: a light jog, pretty pretty like it's like what ten

640
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:24,399
Speaker 1: in a mile? Yeah? No, I mean it is. It's

641
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 1: actually absurd, like there, it's very fast. It's incredible in

642
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 1: the water. Yes, yeah, yeah, for a human in the water,

643
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:35,279
Speaker 1: that's that's nuts. Yes, certainly. So you could try the

644
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:37,879
Speaker 1: butterfly stroke, you could try some kind of stroke, but

645
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 1: uh yeah, if you if you try the butterfly stroke,

646
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:44,799
Speaker 1: you're kind of doomed. Because the Japanese flying squid can

647
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:47,279
Speaker 1: leap out of the water and glide at speeds of

648
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:51,279
Speaker 1: up to twenty five miles per hour or eleven per

649
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:59,279
Speaker 1: second per leap. This is achieved using their jet propulsion system.

650
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:02,799
Speaker 1: So flying squid are found in the Pacific Ocean near

651
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:06,239
Speaker 1: the waters of Japan, China, and Russia. They can grow

652
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:09,600
Speaker 1: to be over twenty inches longer over fifty cimeters. They

653
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:13,800
Speaker 1: range from sort of a orangey tan color to bluish

654
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 1: and they can jump and glide over the surface of

655
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:20,160
Speaker 1: the water, doing repeated jumps for up to thirty meters

656
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 1: or almost a hundred feet without having to return to

657
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:28,359
Speaker 1: normal swimming. It is incredibly sick and actually what you

658
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 1: see when you see one of these squid, and it's

659
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 1: hard to get footage of it for some reason, like

660
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:36,279
Speaker 1: I haven't seen that much professional footage. It's mostly caught

661
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:38,719
Speaker 1: in the background, like someone's jet skiing and suddenly you

662
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:41,440
Speaker 1: see the squid just launch out of the water. But yeah,

663
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 1: you'll you'll see this squid just like fling itself out

664
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 1: of the water, followed by a trail of water because

665
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:52,400
Speaker 1: it is using jet propulsion of water. So they take

666
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:56,719
Speaker 1: in water through their mantle cavity, which is also what

667
00:44:56,800 --> 00:45:00,719
Speaker 1: they breathe, and they use powerful muscle con tractions to

668
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 1: shoot the water out of a siphon coming out of

669
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:07,600
Speaker 1: their mantle on their underside. So basically it's like as

670
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 1: if you like would breathe in and then shoot air

671
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 1: out of like your neck or something, or out of

672
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:19,960
Speaker 1: your butt. I'm not app I think it's it's kind

673
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 1: of it's more like the but it's squid and Nanoby

674
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:26,880
Speaker 1: is kind of weird, like all their junk is up

675
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 1: in their mantle. They don't really they have a place

676
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:34,799
Speaker 1: where they excreat waste, but not really a butt so

677
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:37,279
Speaker 1: to speak. But yeah, so it's as if you like

678
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:40,279
Speaker 1: breathe in air, shot out of your butt and went

679
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:43,920
Speaker 1: real fast, um, except instead of air, it's water. So

680
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 1: if Michael Phelps tries the butterfly he's gonna be eliminated.

681
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 1: But what about just like, you know, swimming through the water,

682
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 1: you know, breaststroke. I don't know what the different swimming

683
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:59,400
Speaker 1: things are. Is one of them? Like, you know what

684
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:02,319
Speaker 1: is swimming? Like? What are the swimmings that you can do?

685
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 1: Style is just the regular style? Yeah, regular swim? Yeah.

686
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:12,799
Speaker 1: The butterfly is that one? Yeah? Butterfly backs? Yeah, you

687
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:17,280
Speaker 1: could free style whatever. But squids Depending on the species

688
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,800
Speaker 1: of squid, with the some of the like medium to

689
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 1: larger species, the squids max swimming speed is about eighteen

690
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:26,920
Speaker 1: miles per hour or eight meters per second, which we

691
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:30,920
Speaker 1: remember Michael Phelps maximum speed is six miles per hours.

692
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:39,320
Speaker 1: So squid's wind, You've gone full squid. She's I'm team squad.

693
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:45,279
Speaker 1: I'm team human extinction, pro squids taken over the dying earth.

694
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:48,920
Speaker 1: Some squid or cannibal though, so watch watch out, Molly,

695
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:53,600
Speaker 1: be careful. Well I'm one of them, now, Who who's

696
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:57,399
Speaker 1: to say I'm not a cannibal squad? That's a good one.

697
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:02,720
Speaker 1: Freaks me out, Actually, really embrace the squid life. Freaks

698
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:06,759
Speaker 1: me out when animals eat their own got sorry, it

699
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:09,680
Speaker 1: is weird, isn't I should have mentioned that with the

700
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:12,359
Speaker 1: with the I think with the Red Devil squid, they

701
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:16,400
Speaker 1: also are sometimes cannibals once in a while, but not always,

702
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:20,680
Speaker 1: you know, depends on their mood, kind of like people. Yeah,

703
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 1: there you go. Don't kiss me off, don't make you

704
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 1: know when you just want to bite someone's head off.

705
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:31,239
Speaker 1: Another redhead thing. Yeah, exactly, it's a redhead thing. Look,

706
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:34,560
Speaker 1: don't blame me. It's a It's a Monday, and I'm

707
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 1: a redhead, so it's actually a Friday. Hey, it's a Friday.

708
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:45,080
Speaker 1: Let's check in with the Marco Polo situation. So Molly,

709
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:47,440
Speaker 1: what kind of squid are you? I guess I forgot

710
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 1: to ask. I mean, I think I was kind of

711
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 1: thinking I was one of those Humboldt squid because I really,

712
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 1: uh came to identify with it earlier. Yeah, yeah, it's

713
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 1: like you kind of you. You kind of had had

714
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:03,279
Speaker 1: an intimate moment with it where it like bit your

715
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 1: thumb off. So I can see why you would choose

716
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 1: that we are friends. So it's Molly the Humboldt Squid

717
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 1: versus Danial. Uh. And uh, I'm gonna say I think

718
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 1: Molly has a slight advantage here. Uh, Molly. Wait, is

719
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 1: this the Marco Polo game? Yeah? Wait, who's playing? Oh

720
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:29,799
Speaker 1: you're about to hang out with a colossal squid? I see,

721
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm taking my chances. I'm squid alright. So

722
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 1: it's Lydia versus Molly, who is a humboldt squid? Uh?

723
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 1: And so let's just do two rounds of this. So

724
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:47,919
Speaker 1: uh when um, who wants to go first? As Marco? Wait?

725
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:53,239
Speaker 1: Who's Marco and Marco Polo? Is that the guy swimming? No,

726
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:56,279
Speaker 1: that's the person who is whose eyes covered in theory,

727
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:59,360
Speaker 1: who has their eyes closed? Okay, okay guy, Okay, who's Marco?

728
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 1: Who's got their eyes close? First? You want to flip

729
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:06,239
Speaker 1: a coin, squid's choice, I'll let Molly pick um all

730
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 1: of my eyes closed? Okay, so Molly goes first. Now, unfortunately,

731
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:14,919
Speaker 1: molly squid are very reliant on their eyesight in terms

732
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:19,400
Speaker 1: of hunting, so they do use those huge eyes for hunting,

733
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 1: and sometimes they'll actually deep seed squid will use bioluminescence

734
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:27,360
Speaker 1: to help them hunt. But they do have a sense

735
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:30,279
Speaker 1: of hearing, and they do have a sense of sort

736
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 1: of taste slash smell, So you're not completely doomed. You

737
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:39,600
Speaker 1: probably could do a pretty good job of trying. I'm

738
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:42,360
Speaker 1: just like, how big is the pool? I can go

739
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:46,440
Speaker 1: really fast? You can move pretty fast. Yeah, if I

740
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:49,319
Speaker 1: just did like lapse around the pool until I found her,

741
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:54,440
Speaker 1: like like a vortax, like circling in on you. What

742
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:56,480
Speaker 1: if I did fish out of water? How would she know?

743
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 1: I forgot about that? That seems like cheat? Well, I

744
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 1: mean it is, but I didn't say I wouldn't cheat

745
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:16,280
Speaker 1: at the squid game. It's it's true game cheating. Uh.

746
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 1: But when it's Olydia's turn to try to catch Molly,

747
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:22,440
Speaker 1: I feel like Molly's going to have a real advantage

748
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 1: again because of that big juicy axe on. Squid's reflex

749
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:29,480
Speaker 1: is very good. So if Molly is trying to avoid

750
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:32,640
Speaker 1: getting touched by Lydia, I think it's going to be

751
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 1: pretty tricky for Lydia to catch Molly. Molly's also Molly's

752
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 1: also pretty big, right, Molly? It is pretty big? That is?

753
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:46,880
Speaker 1: I am Squid. I'm so much faster than Michael Phelps.

754
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:49,799
Speaker 1: I would like destroy Michael Phelp. But there's more of

755
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:52,080
Speaker 1: you than Michael Phelps. It depends the size of the pool,

756
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:56,040
Speaker 1: which I guess we really didn't establish I'm thinking like

757
00:50:56,080 --> 00:51:01,239
Speaker 1: an infinity pool. An infinity pool isn't isn't that? But

758
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:04,439
Speaker 1: it has that. It just has like a just has

759
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:07,839
Speaker 1: like a waterfall on one And it doesn't literally mean

760
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:10,759
Speaker 1: I'm like an infinite pool. No, but I'm I'm using

761
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:14,480
Speaker 1: it in that. Okay, it's like an infinite infinite pool. Infinite,

762
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:22,480
Speaker 1: the infinite pool. Perfect. I'm gonna give Molly the advantage

763
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:26,360
Speaker 1: on this, um this thing, because she is a squid.

764
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:32,080
Speaker 1: You just can't deny the squid's ultimate power. Um. So

765
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:36,880
Speaker 1: uh Lydia, pick pick a number between one and six

766
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:44,360
Speaker 1: h two? All right, what shure do you have? Like? Um,

767
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:50,399
Speaker 1: do you have a deception multiplier? It's a million? Oh

768
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:53,279
Speaker 1: well in that case, now sorry, we're not doing it.

769
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:56,359
Speaker 1: This is alright, So you pick two. Let's see how

770
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:59,239
Speaker 1: this shakes out for you. Oh my god, I have

771
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:03,800
Speaker 1: to share this main shot with you guys, Oh my gosh, please, yeah,

772
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 1: because I feel like you're not going to believe me.

773
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:10,360
Speaker 1: Is it just a big sign that says death? No,

774
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 1: that's not how Die work. I don't their name is Die. Yeah,

775
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 1: I rolled the two. That's amazing. Actually, I'm kind of

776
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:23,600
Speaker 1: known when I played dn d for doing that, I'm

777
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:27,279
Speaker 1: really good at, really weirdly lucky at dice rolls. Wait,

778
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:28,680
Speaker 1: but what does that mean though in this context? Is

779
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:30,360
Speaker 1: that was that a saving role or was that a

780
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:36,759
Speaker 1: match of rolling? Cool? Yeah, so now you're gonna Now

781
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:40,560
Speaker 1: it's Lydia's turn to hunt down Molly with her eyes closed,

782
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:48,720
Speaker 1: Molly choose, I'm gonna say she's three numbers, h one, five,

783
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:53,360
Speaker 1: and six. All right, Oh my god, it's a three.

784
00:52:54,480 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 1: So has somehow defeated Molly. If there was a into

785
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:11,040
Speaker 1: this that this would happen, incredible, I'm I'm sorry, squid, Molly,

786
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 1: this is just not your day. First, you are combated

787
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:19,440
Speaker 1: by first, you get your thumb bitten off, and then

788
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 1: you get blown up by a cannon, and then you

789
00:53:23,239 --> 00:53:26,319
Speaker 1: come back as a squid only to be humiliated in

790
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:29,720
Speaker 1: a game of Marco Polo. But you know, the consolation

791
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:33,920
Speaker 1: is you're still a cool squid, so you know, heck yeah,

792
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,279
Speaker 1: oh At first thing, I thought she died because but

793
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:37,880
Speaker 1: then I was like, no, I just caught her in

794
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:41,320
Speaker 1: Marco Polo. I'm not kill Yeah, no, I'm not gonna

795
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:43,279
Speaker 1: Here's the thing about the squid games, is I'm not

796
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:46,239
Speaker 1: going to kill any of the squids, only the humans

797
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:50,920
Speaker 1: because I'm an animal lover that tracks. No squids are

798
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:54,839
Speaker 1: harmed in the making of this squid game. No, exactly,

799
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:58,959
Speaker 1: only a bunch of people, like so many people hurt

800
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:03,960
Speaker 1: very badly, Molly, Molly was hurt to death, but the

801
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 1: squids are fine. M So Danil. Finally we come to you.

802
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:16,080
Speaker 1: You're in the tank with the colossal squid and uh trying,

803
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 1: you know, just trying to hang out. So let's describe

804
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 1: the situation for you. And I'm just hanging out. Uh,

805
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:25,279
Speaker 1: you like brought your little cuttlefish body with you, and

806
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,080
Speaker 1: he's like, no, man, you're in your own with this

807
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:31,040
Speaker 1: one and scoots off. So what you're facing is the

808
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:35,120
Speaker 1: colossal squid. They grow up to be about eighteen ft

809
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:37,920
Speaker 1: five point five meters to forty two ft long or

810
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:42,520
Speaker 1: thirteen meters. They are different from the giant squid. They're

811
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:45,640
Speaker 1: actually heavier than the giant squid, if not a little shorter.

812
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:49,799
Speaker 1: So they weigh over one thousand pounds to about like

813
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:55,120
Speaker 1: fift hundred pounds or about five hundred seven hundred ms,

814
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:58,960
Speaker 1: So they're they're hafty boys. They are actually should say,

815
00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:01,520
Speaker 1: hapty girls, because I leave the females do grow to

816
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:05,880
Speaker 1: be bigger. They are the world's Yeah, real win for

817
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:11,760
Speaker 1: squid feminism. Squimin is um um. They are the world's

818
00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:17,160
Speaker 1: heaviest invertebrates. They have sharp hooks among their suckers on

819
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:21,840
Speaker 1: their arms and tentacles that can cause scarring on whales.

820
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:26,760
Speaker 1: The hooks on their two tentacles can swivel three hundred

821
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:31,960
Speaker 1: sixty degrees, whereas the hooks on their arms remain stationary. Uh.

822
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:35,160
Speaker 1: In addition to these hooks, they have suckers that have

823
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:39,680
Speaker 1: hard serrated interior that can slice and dice as they suck.

824
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:43,360
Speaker 1: It's like it sounds like something you'd sell the like QVC.

825
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:48,040
Speaker 1: It sucks, it slices, it dices, slap shop. They also

826
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:51,440
Speaker 1: have three hearts, like most squid, actually, like all squid.

827
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:54,759
Speaker 1: I think that's terrified. It's like a cling on in

828
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:58,480
Speaker 1: star trek. They just have extra because they get stabbed

829
00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:06,000
Speaker 1: so much. Refe is to die. Okay, So, uh, Dan,

830
00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:11,200
Speaker 1: what's kind of gonna be your your strategy with this thing? Oh,

831
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:17,319
Speaker 1: just you know, hanging out, telling stories, not causing any

832
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:20,719
Speaker 1: sort of friction and just being a just you know,

833
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:28,800
Speaker 1: just trying to be chill, So this is probably a

834
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:34,200
Speaker 1: good strategy. Colossal squid, despite their extremely intimidating features, are

835
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:41,359
Speaker 1: probably relatively chill. They are huge deep sea creatures. They

836
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:47,360
Speaker 1: have very slow metabolism, so instead of chasing and hunting prey,

837
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:50,920
Speaker 1: they probably wait for fish to wander too close to

838
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:55,120
Speaker 1: their tentacles, upon which point they grab them and pull

839
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:58,840
Speaker 1: them into their beaks. Uh. And at that point the

840
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:01,759
Speaker 1: fish kind of uh. I don't think the fish has

841
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:06,160
Speaker 1: much of a chance. So if it gets you in

842
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:11,279
Speaker 1: its tentacles, uh, and it's curious about you, wants to

843
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:14,840
Speaker 1: have a little nibble or is kind of hungry and

844
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:16,600
Speaker 1: wants to take a bite. I don't think it would

845
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:20,640
Speaker 1: necessarily see you as food because you're probably bigger than

846
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:24,840
Speaker 1: the fish that it typically eats, and so smart it

847
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:28,480
Speaker 1: would be like, oh, that's not food. Yeah, but it

848
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:32,000
Speaker 1: could be curious and want to like hang out with Daniel,

849
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:39,680
Speaker 1: even past bat you around a little bit, like you know, yeah, exactly, nibble,

850
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 1: nibble on your scuba gear. Oh gosh, I have a big,

851
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:48,040
Speaker 1: juicy tuna that I've conveniently brought with me for this

852
00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:52,640
Speaker 1: very occasion, and it loves swimming too close to swings.

853
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:57,560
Speaker 1: This is like children's game rules where you're like, well,

854
00:57:57,640 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 1: I actually have a tuna and it's got a force.

855
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:06,480
Speaker 1: Well that's so funny. But yeah, I mean, there are

856
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:10,160
Speaker 1: a lot of stories of like squid pulling people down

857
00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:14,200
Speaker 1: into the depths or attacking ships, and I think that's

858
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:18,360
Speaker 1: probably pretty unlikely. I think giant squid and colossal squid

859
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:21,720
Speaker 1: are probably more likely to hang out at the bottom

860
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:25,680
Speaker 1: of the ocean waiting for fish to happen by them

861
00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:28,640
Speaker 1: and then they'll grab them. They're kind of ambush predators.

862
00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:32,160
Speaker 1: They don't chase after things as much. Um And when

863
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:37,720
Speaker 1: there are injuries on whales, it's usually defensive wounds. So

864
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:40,960
Speaker 1: like the squid fighting against the whale, because whales will

865
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:45,520
Speaker 1: eat giant squid or colossal squid, something big, a toothed whale,

866
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:48,960
Speaker 1: like a sperm whale, we'll we'll eat them. And they

867
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:52,880
Speaker 1: actually do that by like, uh, creating sort of a vortex,

868
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:55,600
Speaker 1: so they like turn onto their bellies and suck in

869
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:58,640
Speaker 1: so that they create this vacuum to try to suck

870
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:01,919
Speaker 1: in the squid. Uh. And so if the squid can

871
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:06,320
Speaker 1: like grab outside of the whale's body to try to

872
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:08,960
Speaker 1: like not get eaten it will and so to leave

873
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:12,439
Speaker 1: these scars. And so there's there's this perception that they're

874
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:16,760
Speaker 1: these epic battles between squid and whales. But I think, Molly,

875
00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:19,560
Speaker 1: you were the one who brought this up earlier, that

876
00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:23,400
Speaker 1: it's actually just just the poor squid trying to trying

877
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:26,680
Speaker 1: to live their life and some a whole whale comes along,

878
00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:30,040
Speaker 1: and yeah, I mean it seems like the giant squid

879
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:34,960
Speaker 1: really don't want to be bothered by us, um because

880
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:40,280
Speaker 1: they're so rarely seen by humans. Um. I respect that

881
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:42,600
Speaker 1: so much. If I were a giant squid, I would

882
00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:46,760
Speaker 1: just want humans to leave me alone, let me do

883
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:48,880
Speaker 1: my giant squid thing at the bottom of the ocean.

884
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:51,800
Speaker 1: And I just love how much we don't know about

885
00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:56,120
Speaker 1: them because of that. It's like, yeah, there's things we

886
00:59:56,200 --> 01:00:01,840
Speaker 1: legitimately don't know about giant squid. Still, that's so cool. Yeah,

887
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:03,560
Speaker 1: And one of the things we don't know is what

888
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,760
Speaker 1: would happen if you stick a person in a big

889
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:08,640
Speaker 1: tank with a live giant squid? Right, because they like

890
01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:13,400
Speaker 1: barely even find them, so they could never use them

891
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:17,880
Speaker 1: for highly unethical animal experiments on some kind of televised

892
01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:20,640
Speaker 1: game show. Is this what you thought squid Game was

893
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:24,680
Speaker 1: going to be? Though? Yeah, the show you were like, oh,

894
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:27,800
Speaker 1: it's the show for me about people playing games with squids,

895
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:30,120
Speaker 1: and then it was like, yeah, that would be a

896
01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:36,080
Speaker 1: bench bench like squid you know, like squid dodgeball, squid tennis, squidness.

897
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:39,040
Speaker 1: Did you ever watch there was like a reality show

898
01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:42,000
Speaker 1: in the early two thousand's called Man Versus Beast. It

899
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:45,160
Speaker 1: was just one like two hours on special Danimals eyes

900
01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:48,520
Speaker 1: just lit up, I think they vaguely remember that. I

901
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:52,320
Speaker 1: watched it again recently and it was like human athletes

902
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:58,280
Speaker 1: against animals. It was totally unethical and animal cruelty brought

903
01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:01,400
Speaker 1: in real animals for it literally and it was like

904
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:07,520
Speaker 1: things like a human versus a monkey on an obstacle. Course. Um,

905
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:10,000
Speaker 1: there was one that was like like a I forget

906
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,520
Speaker 1: it was like a tug of war with a bear

907
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:14,760
Speaker 1: or something. But um, the animals one, I believe like

908
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:18,200
Speaker 1: two out of three times. They want so many. My

909
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:21,680
Speaker 1: favorite was I think it was the bear versus Kobo

910
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:24,960
Speaker 1: Yashi hot dog eating context. That's what it was. Bear

911
01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:28,440
Speaker 1: just smoked him. Still, it was like you have this

912
01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:32,080
Speaker 1: bear basically like I mean chained up forcing it to

913
01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:34,360
Speaker 1: eat hot dogs. It was like this is this is

914
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:38,040
Speaker 1: not this is It was horrible, not good nutrition for

915
01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:41,560
Speaker 1: the bear. I feel like every time the animals won,

916
01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:45,120
Speaker 1: they should have been able to eat a producer boom, Yes,

917
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:47,840
Speaker 1: they should have fed them the competitor. So it was like,

918
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:50,200
Speaker 1: Kobo yashi, you are eating for your life right here.

919
01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:54,520
Speaker 1: Eat these hot dogs or the bear and eat. The

920
01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:57,320
Speaker 1: show runners for coming up with such an idea, yeah, no,

921
01:01:57,440 --> 01:01:59,520
Speaker 1: I mean, oh yeah. I think one of them was

922
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:01,720
Speaker 1: like a was like how long can you hang on

923
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:04,040
Speaker 1: a pull up bar? And it was a monkey versus

924
01:02:04,040 --> 01:02:08,680
Speaker 1: a person like a gymnasipal that and the monkey lost.

925
01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:10,720
Speaker 1: But it was like on a technicality, and it made

926
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:15,280
Speaker 1: me furious because I was like, the technicality, it's animal

927
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:18,680
Speaker 1: abuse and it's not fair. That's sorry, it's animal abuse

928
01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:25,000
Speaker 1: and uh incorrectly umpired, which is exactly which is why

929
01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:27,320
Speaker 1: the producers were some of those first two hundred people

930
01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:30,680
Speaker 1: in this squid Game, right. They were all exact everyone

931
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:33,360
Speaker 1: who made those reality shows in the early two thousand's

932
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:36,680
Speaker 1: that were really morally horrible. They're all in the squid Game.

933
01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:41,440
Speaker 1: They had first I wish yeah, I mean, like I know,

934
01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:43,840
Speaker 1: that's not like the political point of squid Game. But

935
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:46,880
Speaker 1: it would be fun to like watch like a reality

936
01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:50,560
Speaker 1: show to the death with a bunch of exploitative reality

937
01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:53,280
Speaker 1: show execs. You know what I mean? Yeah? Right, that

938
01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 1: make a million dollars. There we go. Netflix, are you listening?

939
01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:03,840
Speaker 1: They are rebooting Joe Millionaire, and that's what it should be.

940
01:03:04,160 --> 01:03:06,120
Speaker 1: It should be that the twist is actually a bunch

941
01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:07,960
Speaker 1: of animals are going to eat the producers of Joe

942
01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:11,760
Speaker 1: Millionaire because you reboot that. Now everyone knows that show.

943
01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:15,640
Speaker 1: I think it would be really there's like two thousands nostalgia.

944
01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:18,040
Speaker 1: The twist is that on the new Joe Millionaire, one

945
01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:20,240
Speaker 1: of them is rich and one is poor. There's like

946
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:23,360
Speaker 1: two bachelors and nobody knows which one is the millionaire

947
01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:26,040
Speaker 1: and who's the poor one. I thought got like all

948
01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:30,880
Speaker 1: Amish girls who they've never heard. I have no idea.

949
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:34,120
Speaker 1: I want to reboot of Undercover Bosses, but where they

950
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:38,080
Speaker 1: actually are subjected to bad working conditions, so like literally

951
01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:41,120
Speaker 1: being forced to pee in bottles and stuff. Yes, put

952
01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:43,680
Speaker 1: them in the Amazon factory, all of them right right right,

953
01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:47,840
Speaker 1: getting like into workplace accidents and stuff. Also, on a

954
01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:51,479
Speaker 1: side note about animal competition shows. That first animal show

955
01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:54,840
Speaker 1: completely pales in comparison to the c g I generated

956
01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:57,960
Speaker 1: animal versus Beast fake competition show, where it was just

957
01:03:58,160 --> 01:04:00,400
Speaker 1: who would win in a fight a guerrilla versus a shark,

958
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:03,320
Speaker 1: And it was like put them on their territory and

959
01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:05,720
Speaker 1: have these c g I animals battle it out, which

960
01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:09,600
Speaker 1: was at least entertaining without the animal cruelty in it.

961
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:12,840
Speaker 1: I will I will take that. I will take that

962
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:19,640
Speaker 1: sounds better. Yeah, at least don't make them actually fight. Yeah, yeah,

963
01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:23,400
Speaker 1: c g I animals. Look, that's you know, that's what

964
01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:26,480
Speaker 1: we have god Zilla versus cong for you exactly. You

965
01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:29,520
Speaker 1: have to live at that fantasy somehow destroy a city

966
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:34,960
Speaker 1: in the process, That's all I ask. Exactly. So um,

967
01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:38,720
Speaker 1: I guess. I mean I would say that I think

968
01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:44,240
Speaker 1: that Daniel and uh Lydia survived. Molly did die but

969
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:49,680
Speaker 1: did come back as a Humboldt squid, so true. And

970
01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:54,400
Speaker 1: then I died again. Then I died. No, no, you

971
01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:58,600
Speaker 1: didn't die in a game of a game of Mark

972
01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:02,480
Speaker 1: Polos Squid. Well, what the defference from my pride? I'm

973
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:05,360
Speaker 1: like emerging from the cool bloody anyway, because I just

974
01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:07,800
Speaker 1: had extra blood with me, and I want to be dramatic,

975
01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:13,160
Speaker 1: you know, but Molly, there's no blood coming from Molly

976
01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:16,080
Speaker 1: is fine. No squids were harmed in making him. I'm

977
01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:20,920
Speaker 1: just that sad squid. But here's the twistier twist is

978
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:24,920
Speaker 1: that we actually have one more game, and this is

979
01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:27,400
Speaker 1: the game we actually play on every episode of this

980
01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:30,440
Speaker 1: show in the new season, and it's called Guess Who's talking?

981
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:35,440
Speaker 1: Every week on the show, I play a mystery animal

982
01:05:35,560 --> 01:05:37,720
Speaker 1: sound and you guys out in the audience and you

983
01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:40,800
Speaker 1: guys here with me today try to guess who is

984
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:43,360
Speaker 1: talking in this clip. So first we got to reveal

985
01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:48,280
Speaker 1: who was talking last week. Uh my hint for last

986
01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:51,240
Speaker 1: week is this may sound like a goat, but if

987
01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:53,000
Speaker 1: you try to milk it, you're going to have a

988
01:05:53,080 --> 01:06:11,919
Speaker 1: bed time all right. Uh so do you guys think

989
01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:18,600
Speaker 1: is talking? Wow? Incredible, that was a unique sound. I'm

990
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:21,680
Speaker 1: going to guess just like first first instinct of what

991
01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:25,200
Speaker 1: that felt like, what I visualized when I heard that sound,

992
01:06:25,240 --> 01:06:29,720
Speaker 1: and say, it's a bird and that interesting. It's a

993
01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:34,160
Speaker 1: tawny frog mouth. M hm, tawny frog mouth. That's an

994
01:06:34,160 --> 01:06:40,880
Speaker 1: interesting That's just what I pictured when I heard that sound. Okay,

995
01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:44,960
Speaker 1: anybody else an he guesses, I have an observation, and

996
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:47,320
Speaker 1: then I guess as well. When I was listening to that,

997
01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:50,120
Speaker 1: I was like, that really sounds like goats that they

998
01:06:50,160 --> 01:06:53,800
Speaker 1: hear some bad but the tone was too consistent, not

999
01:06:53,960 --> 01:06:59,480
Speaker 1: enough like bam, no volume modulation, not enough sticato, not sticato.

1000
01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:02,200
Speaker 1: But I think it's bugs, but I can't say what

1001
01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:04,320
Speaker 1: kind of I have no idea what kind of bug

1002
01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:09,000
Speaker 1: it is, as there are many bug types. So we

1003
01:07:09,080 --> 01:07:12,000
Speaker 1: got one for Tonny frog mouth, shadow bug type. I

1004
01:07:12,040 --> 01:07:15,880
Speaker 1: have a bug guess? Can I put in the secondary guess?

1005
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:21,720
Speaker 1: My secondary guess is locust locus? Okay? Am? I allowed? Am?

1006
01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:23,960
Speaker 1: I allowed to piggyback off of that sinsid didn't name

1007
01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:27,480
Speaker 1: a specific bug. I can't possibly take all that's I'm

1008
01:07:27,520 --> 01:07:30,960
Speaker 1: giving Daniel. His answer, you, Molly, that is incredibly kind.

1009
01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:34,280
Speaker 1: Doesn't count because I'm a squid fair. I appreciate that,

1010
01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:37,600
Speaker 1: Thank you. I just I'm ignorant of bug types other

1011
01:07:37,640 --> 01:07:39,680
Speaker 1: than I could say, you know, locust is a great

1012
01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:43,720
Speaker 1: I'm back locust. That's a great answer. Okay, So we

1013
01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:47,040
Speaker 1: got one for bugs, which is locusts, and one for

1014
01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:50,640
Speaker 1: Tonny frog mouth. What about you lydia. I'm picturing a

1015
01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:53,440
Speaker 1: small rodent and I'm trying to think of one that

1016
01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:55,560
Speaker 1: I don't know what down they make, so I'm going

1017
01:07:55,600 --> 01:08:04,600
Speaker 1: to say prairie dogs. Interesting. These are all incredible guesses. Um,

1018
01:08:04,640 --> 01:08:10,080
Speaker 1: I mean they're all wrong, but one of them got

1019
01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:13,000
Speaker 1: close in a weird way, which I don't know if

1020
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:16,559
Speaker 1: that really counts. But anyways, these are the calls of

1021
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:24,679
Speaker 1: the eastern narrow mouth toads. Wow. Okay, while they're called toads,

1022
01:08:24,720 --> 01:08:29,280
Speaker 1: they're actually frogs. So the frog mouth is close name,

1023
01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:33,120
Speaker 1: but that is a bird, so you know it definitely,

1024
01:08:33,240 --> 01:08:35,640
Speaker 1: because like I was thinking, like what animals kind of

1025
01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:41,599
Speaker 1: drone and frogs are right up there. Uh. My other

1026
01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:46,320
Speaker 1: wrong guess was going to be cicadas. Cicada is also great. Yes,

1027
01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:49,000
Speaker 1: it does sound like cicadas. It does. I mean, all

1028
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:51,000
Speaker 1: your guesses are pretty good. We just listen to it

1029
01:08:51,040 --> 01:08:53,920
Speaker 1: again now that we know what it is't imagine a

1030
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:57,439
Speaker 1: toad as we hear this. My gosh, do it again, Encore.

1031
01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:09,320
Speaker 1: I don't know why it's so much sillier nerves. I'm

1032
01:09:09,320 --> 01:09:13,920
Speaker 1: just imagining a bunch of I like the one that's

1033
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:18,360
Speaker 1: dramatic that's coming in white higher than everyone else. Like yes,

1034
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:28,599
Speaker 1: like a little barbershop quartet made with me, Um Katie.

1035
01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:30,720
Speaker 1: I'd love to do a follow up podcast with you

1036
01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:35,080
Speaker 1: sometime where we talk about the theory that Havanna syndrome

1037
01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:41,680
Speaker 1: is actually just people being unnerved by the sound of

1038
01:09:42,280 --> 01:09:45,920
Speaker 1: hearing bugs and frogs at night in Havana, which they've

1039
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Speaker 1: never heard really because they're Americans who don't live in

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Speaker 1: a tropical climate. Have you heard this theory? I think

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01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:55,559
Speaker 1: I did hear this at one point that like maybe

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01:09:55,560 --> 01:10:00,280
Speaker 1: it was Cicada's and people like weren't expecting it to

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01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:03,240
Speaker 1: be so loud or something or had their sleep disrupted.

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01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:06,639
Speaker 1: That's like what the hotel. The guys at the hotel

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01:10:06,680 --> 01:10:09,960
Speaker 1: thought was happening, because they were like, yeah, it's Cuba.

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01:10:10,200 --> 01:10:15,160
Speaker 1: We don't have like air conditioning or whatever, you know.

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01:10:15,280 --> 01:10:18,880
Speaker 1: We we just that people weren't used to like hearing

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01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:24,920
Speaker 1: ambient outdoor noise because and and I'm with the camp

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01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:28,479
Speaker 1: of people that think it's psychological and not a real

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01:10:28,520 --> 01:10:31,960
Speaker 1: condition but sort of like a thing that people learn

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01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,920
Speaker 1: about and then think they have um some kind of

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01:10:34,960 --> 01:10:39,920
Speaker 1: like what is it like psychogenic? Uh yeah, But I

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01:10:39,960 --> 01:10:43,040
Speaker 1: do think that people, you know, when you when you

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01:10:43,120 --> 01:10:46,719
Speaker 1: go anywhere else and you hear the different ambient sound

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01:10:46,920 --> 01:10:50,040
Speaker 1: of the outside in that place, it can be really

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01:10:50,120 --> 01:10:53,519
Speaker 1: unsettling if you're not used to it. No, but I

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Speaker 1: absolutely agree with the heaven a syndrome thing. I think

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01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:58,200
Speaker 1: that if it's anything, it's probably a bunch of like

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01:10:58,280 --> 01:11:02,519
Speaker 1: cicadas or frogs or something thing. Um. Probably not like

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01:11:02,680 --> 01:11:08,639
Speaker 1: um communist microwave ray, because I don't think that makes

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01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:13,599
Speaker 1: sense with physics, But I do think it makes a

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01:11:13,640 --> 01:11:17,000
Speaker 1: lot more sense for a bunch of people like who

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01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:20,120
Speaker 1: are not used to it, being like, oh god, I'm

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01:11:20,160 --> 01:11:23,640
Speaker 1: surrounded by frog noises and they don't even sound like frogs.

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01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:26,519
Speaker 1: But yeah, the narrow mouth toad, the sound we just

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01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:30,040
Speaker 1: heard is it's adorable. They only grow to be up

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01:11:30,080 --> 01:11:33,599
Speaker 1: to two inches long or fifty three millimeters. They're found

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01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:39,880
Speaker 1: in North America, midwestern woods and swamps. Um and uh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: this call that they do is their mating call. That's

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01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:46,920
Speaker 1: that's what they have to offer the ladies. And um.

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01:11:46,960 --> 01:11:49,600
Speaker 1: They actually sometimes even do their mating call while like

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01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:52,040
Speaker 1: half buried in sand because they don't want to like

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01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:55,320
Speaker 1: risk getting caught by a predator, and so they just

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01:11:55,400 --> 01:11:57,080
Speaker 1: kind of pop their head out of the sand and

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01:11:57,080 --> 01:12:03,000
Speaker 1: started doing this like may with me. This hit me

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01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:12,759
Speaker 1: a girl, you know you're looking to fine. Also, while

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01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:17,160
Speaker 1: they're mating, males excrete and adhesive substance that's like glue

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01:12:17,360 --> 01:12:19,559
Speaker 1: out of their chest so that they stick to the

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01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:25,280
Speaker 1: female better, so that a rival male them off super clean,

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01:12:27,040 --> 01:12:30,960
Speaker 1: very clean, but rules. Well again, back to the giant squid.

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01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:35,080
Speaker 1: The sperm pockets. Nobody knows how they get embedded in

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01:12:35,120 --> 01:12:39,480
Speaker 1: the female giant squids muscles. Yeah, they have some theories,

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01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:43,200
Speaker 1: but no one's ever seen it happen. Um, that's where

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01:12:43,200 --> 01:12:46,880
Speaker 1: the muscular elongated penis comes in. They were like, we

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01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:51,519
Speaker 1: just assume, like somehow it gets it gets it on

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01:12:51,640 --> 01:12:54,320
Speaker 1: there and then it um. I just love. They just

1087
01:12:54,360 --> 01:12:56,839
Speaker 1: don't know. We don't know. Yeah, there's so many different

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01:12:57,120 --> 01:13:00,960
Speaker 1: methods of sperm delivery to like some squid, like an

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01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:03,280
Speaker 1: octopus will just like throw their sperm at the female

1090
01:13:03,360 --> 01:13:07,639
Speaker 1: run away because they're afraid of getting eaten. So as

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01:13:07,720 --> 01:13:12,679
Speaker 1: one does just like just like here's my sperm. Sorry,

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01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:14,960
Speaker 1: but there was a there was a phrase in the

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01:13:15,040 --> 01:13:16,920
Speaker 1: article and it was a science article, so I thought

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01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:19,920
Speaker 1: it was especially funny. But it was like the scientists

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01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:25,280
Speaker 1: tracking the sperm spangled females sperm and I was like,

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01:13:25,360 --> 01:13:29,880
Speaker 1: that is what they are say, does that sperm spangled

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01:13:32,080 --> 01:13:34,160
Speaker 1: And they said, the giant swood has something called like

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01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:39,519
Speaker 1: a seminal receptacle. Seminal receptacle. Yeah, it's beak. So they

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01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:41,519
Speaker 1: were like, maybe it goes in there, but then we

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01:13:41,520 --> 01:13:44,160
Speaker 1: don't know how it gets from there to being embedded

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01:13:44,160 --> 01:13:47,880
Speaker 1: in the muscles. Just I love trying to think about

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01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:50,679
Speaker 1: something that breaks your brain to think about. I was saying,

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01:13:50,680 --> 01:13:54,200
Speaker 1: it's like in all those HP Lovecraft stories, they're always like, oh,

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01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:58,040
Speaker 1: it's like the horror of this, like tentacle creatures indescribable.

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01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:01,400
Speaker 1: I love the idea that it's like their love making

1106
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:06,679
Speaker 1: is literally indescribable, because I've ever seen it. Yeah, how

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01:14:06,720 --> 01:14:09,080
Speaker 1: we got to do like a whole episode just a gooey,

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01:14:09,280 --> 01:14:13,800
Speaker 1: weird squid and stephal pod mating because it is the

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01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:16,680
Speaker 1: strangest there are things where like this. I would love

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01:14:16,720 --> 01:14:19,400
Speaker 1: to just do a mating episode. I'm very interested in

1111
01:14:19,479 --> 01:14:23,960
Speaker 1: frog balls in snake balls and frog balls um, which

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01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:26,880
Speaker 1: is not genitalia. It's when they make they make like

1113
01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:31,960
Speaker 1: a critter ballall mate with one female. Yeah, yeah, it's

1114
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:35,759
Speaker 1: like an or mash ground. Yeah, yeah, yeah, an orgy

1115
01:14:35,840 --> 01:14:38,559
Speaker 1: bit round. It's like one of the most incredible things

1116
01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:41,639
Speaker 1: I've ever I've ever seen, a spherical orgy. Yeah, looks

1117
01:14:41,640 --> 01:14:49,759
Speaker 1: like danials trying to look at it. Be or snake ball,

1118
01:14:49,840 --> 01:14:53,240
Speaker 1: look up snake ball browsers in private mode. Is it

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01:14:53,360 --> 01:14:57,519
Speaker 1: similar to a rat king? He is? Actually it's just

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01:14:57,640 --> 01:15:08,080
Speaker 1: like a rat king, but it's like a horny rat. Yeah.

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01:15:08,320 --> 01:15:11,519
Speaker 1: Oh god, I'm so stoked to look at this horrifying picture. Wow,

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01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:16,600
Speaker 1: that damn that is a horny snake ball right there. Nice,

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01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:21,240
Speaker 1: I love it. The frog ball is even better. Get ready.

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01:15:21,479 --> 01:15:23,800
Speaker 1: The frog ball is genuinely like, Oh, it's like they're

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01:15:23,800 --> 01:15:27,479
Speaker 1: having a little friend pile. They're having a little let's

1126
01:15:27,520 --> 01:15:34,160
Speaker 1: see this. Oh man, where does legs start and mouth begin?

1127
01:15:36,439 --> 01:15:40,080
Speaker 1: We're like the one that's like got one foot on

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01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:46,559
Speaker 1: the other one's shoulder, like me in like the beginning

1129
01:15:46,560 --> 01:15:50,000
Speaker 1: of a rugby match. But horny. But that actually, that's

1130
01:15:50,040 --> 01:15:58,240
Speaker 1: that's horny already kind of wish well it's too late

1131
01:15:58,240 --> 01:16:02,000
Speaker 1: now yeah, I clicked all right. So it's like when

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01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:04,720
Speaker 1: you see like the spider with the baby spiders on

1133
01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:07,080
Speaker 1: its back, and you wish you hadn't seen it. I

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01:16:07,240 --> 01:16:10,160
Speaker 1: kind of like those though. I think they're sweet, Like

1135
01:16:10,840 --> 01:16:14,400
Speaker 1: you love your babies, you love all five hundred of

1136
01:16:14,439 --> 01:16:17,519
Speaker 1: your babies. In any other context, I would agree with you,

1137
01:16:17,560 --> 01:16:21,280
Speaker 1: But then I can't get over it. Too many little

1138
01:16:21,280 --> 01:16:25,680
Speaker 1: spiders scare me. I big scare, Like what if what

1139
01:16:25,800 --> 01:16:28,760
Speaker 1: if they were all contained within a baby Bjorn? Though?

1140
01:16:28,880 --> 01:16:34,599
Speaker 1: That was like spider like? Would that be better? That's cute? Honestly, yes,

1141
01:16:35,120 --> 01:16:37,559
Speaker 1: thank you that that really helps. Thank you five hundred

1142
01:16:37,560 --> 01:16:44,920
Speaker 1: little pacifiers on this one, big baby Bjorn. Anyways, to

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01:16:45,160 --> 01:16:49,519
Speaker 1: the mystery sound for this week. So the hint is

1144
01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:53,960
Speaker 1: wind shield wipers, an el or somebody trying to find

1145
01:16:54,120 --> 01:17:02,759
Speaker 1: his damsel in distress. It's like that warble that Okay,

1146
01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:06,240
Speaker 1: what do you guys think? If you guess correctly, I'll

1147
01:17:06,280 --> 01:17:10,840
Speaker 1: just bliep you at bird. I agree, that's sound. That

1148
01:17:10,880 --> 01:17:12,920
Speaker 1: sounded like a bird. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that. Yes,

1149
01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:15,679
Speaker 1: I agree with Lydia all birds. That was a singular

1150
01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:19,000
Speaker 1: all bird noise right there. It's birds, Molly, what do

1151
01:17:19,040 --> 01:17:24,960
Speaker 1: you think? Ah, yeah, it's birds. It's birds first, it's birds. Well,

1152
01:17:25,080 --> 01:17:28,360
Speaker 1: the answer to our mystery sound will be answered in

1153
01:17:28,560 --> 01:17:34,960
Speaker 1: next week's podcast on next Wednesday. Um, but thank you

1154
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:38,640
Speaker 1: guys so much for joining me. Where can people find you?

1155
01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:43,559
Speaker 1: Daniel Lydia and uh squid Molly. You can find me

1156
01:17:43,600 --> 01:17:51,880
Speaker 1: at Molly Lambert on Twitter. That's pretty much. You can

1157
01:17:51,880 --> 01:17:54,120
Speaker 1: find me on Twitter. Two. I'm at you know Lydia

1158
01:17:54,280 --> 01:17:56,759
Speaker 1: like k and O w l y d i A

1159
01:17:57,560 --> 01:18:03,640
Speaker 1: uh and dog dot com where I write comedy collumps,

1160
01:18:03,960 --> 01:18:07,800
Speaker 1: uh and my Last Fruits. No, just about everything. It's

1161
01:18:07,840 --> 01:18:11,360
Speaker 1: just a very fun website name I'm still there. Not

1162
01:18:11,479 --> 01:18:15,559
Speaker 1: about how that poor bear was forced to eat. It's

1163
01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:17,760
Speaker 1: not a call back to the hot dog Eating Bear,

1164
01:18:17,920 --> 01:18:20,200
Speaker 1: the tragic story of the hot dog eating bear. It's

1165
01:18:20,240 --> 01:18:28,840
Speaker 1: a fun comedy website. Um. And you can find me

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01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:33,839
Speaker 1: on all the social media's at DJ underscore, Danial, Instagram, Twitter, Twitch,

1167
01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:38,120
Speaker 1: all that stuff. DJ Underscore d A n now find

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Speaker 1: me there saying stupid about nothing? But isn't that all? Podcast? Yes,

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01:18:44,800 --> 01:18:49,120
Speaker 1: thank you, and you can find me at Katie Golden

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Speaker 1: or the podcast Creature feature Pod on Instagram, Creature feature

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01:18:53,960 --> 01:18:57,320
Speaker 1: Pod on Gmail. It's a Creature Creature pod at gmail

1172
01:18:57,360 --> 01:18:59,080
Speaker 1: dot com where you can send me in your guests

1173
01:18:59,120 --> 01:19:03,400
Speaker 1: from the Mrs Animal sound Noise, your questions, pictures of squids.

1174
01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:07,080
Speaker 1: Uh or you can find the show on Twitter at

1175
01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:10,280
Speaker 1: creature feet pod. That's f T dot f et That

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01:19:10,479 --> 01:19:14,960
Speaker 1: is something very different. Um and thanks to the Space

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Speaker 1: Cossicks for their super awesome song excel Lumina. If you're

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Speaker 1: gonna try the show it just drop into review. I

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01:19:21,560 --> 01:19:25,759
Speaker 1: love it. Tell your friends, tell your family, Tell your squids, spread,

1180
01:19:25,880 --> 01:19:28,599
Speaker 1: spread the squids around. There's more than enough squid for

1181
01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:31,840
Speaker 1: everybody to share, which is the point of the squid games.

1182
01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:34,080
Speaker 1: That's the lesson. I don't know if you guys picked

1183
01:19:34,160 --> 01:19:38,200
Speaker 1: up on that that there's more than enough squid go around.

1184
01:19:38,840 --> 01:19:43,479
Speaker 1: Thank goodness, thanks so much for listening. This was a

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01:19:43,520 --> 01:19:46,320
Speaker 1: production of I Heart Radio for more podcasts like the

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