Speaker 1: It's nine O gen one O legen with Jenny Garth
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Speaker 1: I know that was a little positive light.
Speaker 3: Not do I want to say a miracle like I can't.
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Speaker 1: Do you want to know what I thought the whole
Speaker 1: time I was watching this? Do tell he's a punk
Speaker 1: ass bit? It just plays through my mind? Oh no, yeah, wait,
Speaker 1: did you say he's a p It's a different P
Speaker 1: word you used punk gas? No, I thought it was
Speaker 1: Oh it was.
Speaker 3: I lo andesus like that.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: It makes me happy to know that I've passed this
Speaker 2: phrase onto you, Amy, and you can take it and
Speaker 2: use it whenever you like.
Speaker 1: I literally watched it and then took a shower and
Speaker 1: was like, it just was running through my mind on replay,
Speaker 1: because come on, come on.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this is this the last episode for Colin.
Speaker 3: Colin us every time.
Speaker 1: The story continues, because she's gonna could lose the club.
Speaker 3: What stop spoiler alert.
Speaker 1: That's one hundred thousand dollars or something that she gave what.
Speaker 2: I can't what, young woman? Why does she have one
Speaker 2: hundred thousand dollars? She used money.
Speaker 1: She also has that fancy car that he just stole.
Speaker 2: But she I don't understand how she got her money.
Speaker 2: She hasn't have family money.
Speaker 1: She from from John. She got Jonesy to hear a
Speaker 1: bunch of money and then she bought the club.
Speaker 3: Well, and how much did he pay her? Like much?
Speaker 3: I mean her drive was significant, but was it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Remember when Dylan got his millions back and Jonesy got
Speaker 1: a big chunk of that, and then Valerie was real
Speaker 1: mad because she felt like she deserved more. And I
Speaker 1: think she got some. I don't know what she got.
Speaker 2: It just strikes me as odd that she's like throwing
Speaker 2: around numbers like one hundred grand.
Speaker 1: Maybe she used the club as the collateral so she
Speaker 1: didn't have to come up with the cash, but she
Speaker 1: could put a lean And I'm making these words up.
Speaker 3: You lost me already with talk of money and maybe that.
Speaker 1: Maybe that was the thing.
Speaker 3: Well, who knows.
Speaker 2: But she's in a boatload of trouble now because of
Speaker 2: her boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he took her car.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about it.
Speaker 3: Let's need to her hair too. Her hair's inconsistent in
Speaker 3: this episode in my opinion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's talk about this storyline.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 2: Season six, episode twenty nine, Ticket to Ride aired May eighth,
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 3: Synopsis. Brandon Susan get greedy after buying a lucky lottery ticket.
Speaker 3: Steve is a sucker for Prince Charming despite Claire's warning
Speaker 3: John and David are about to make it big. Meanwhile,
Speaker 3: her boyfriend Joe is having second thoughts, and Colon can't
Speaker 3: bear the thought of prison, leaving Valerie desperate and afraid,
Speaker 3: while Kelly is recovering from Tara, Tara and Colin Colon drama.
Speaker 1: So much to discuss.
Speaker 3: I can wait and move on.
Speaker 1: You guys.
Speaker 2: This episode was directed by Anson Williams. Y'all know who
Speaker 2: Potzy Hoti Hotsy for Happy Days?
Speaker 3: Wait, Jen, do you think this was his first directing episodes?
Speaker 3: I went on to do a lot for us we love.
Speaker 1: I have never heard you guys mentioned Potzy before. I
Speaker 1: feel like I remember.
Speaker 2: This is Anton Williams's first episode that he directed. It
Speaker 2: was written by Meredith Steime and John will Blee.
Speaker 1: Otzi was kind of handsome, probably in the nineties, because
Speaker 1: he still looks pretty good now and it's twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: You were not a Hotzy girl. You're more of a
Speaker 1: Fonzie girl. Yeah, not a ralph Mouth.
Speaker 3: Uh oh. I liked Potsy because he was funny.
Speaker 1: Let's do it, Let's do a good game. If you
Speaker 1: had the kiss Ralph Mouth, Richie Bonsie or Potsy who
Speaker 1: you going with.
Speaker 3: Or should we do kiss Mary and kill?
Speaker 1: Oh brutal. I can't. I can't even kick one to
Speaker 1: the curb. I cannot do it. I love them all
Speaker 1: or kick to the curb? You do it? You can
Speaker 1: do it?
Speaker 3: Which you kiss POTSI see back then, it's.
Speaker 2: Like saying Potzy, I think, Oh.
Speaker 1: I could have thrown Choci in, but I'm not. I
Speaker 1: don't want to. I would have kissed.
Speaker 2: Yes, I feel like you might. No, no, no, let me
Speaker 2: guess Ralph the mouth.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, Chie, Oh, Richie, I want to throw
Speaker 1: a curveball in it in that. If you watched the
Speaker 1: later years of Happy Days, Ted McGinley showed up and
Speaker 1: he was pretty pretty hot. I would have waited for that.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go Phonsie all the way.
Speaker 3: Hello, I'm gonna take Chachi for the win.
Speaker 1: Hotzi and he ran for mayor of OHI. I don't know.
Speaker 2: If he won, you'd have to beat out Joni though,
Speaker 2: I mean jon because Jonie loves Chotchy.
Speaker 3: I know, I know, but I think that only went
Speaker 3: one season, so after that I might have had a chance.
Speaker 1: That's kind of cool, So did can you remember it all?
Speaker 1: Being like Potzy's tercting.
Speaker 2: It was such a head trip, like it was like, wait.
Speaker 1: What are we shooting?
Speaker 3: Why are you here? We were all freaking out the
Speaker 3: first time. But then he he literally became like one
Speaker 3: of our friends, like yeah, he was like one of
Speaker 3: our favorite directors, and we were all buddies with him,
Speaker 3: and like he was sl He seems like a funny,
Speaker 3: so great.
Speaker 2: He was really laid back, like chill.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did he win for mayor of OHI he did
Speaker 1: not win. He did not win the mayor all race,
Speaker 1: And OHI, that's a bummer. Where's the happy Day's love? Uh?
Speaker 2: Well, anyway, let's let's go back to our show. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, so let's talk about the storylines, shall we.
Speaker 3: You want to go with lottery first? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Sure, because it was kind of.
Speaker 3: Dumb and it opened on that. I'm sorry, like there's
Speaker 3: so much drama rama going on in past episodes and
Speaker 3: then we're going to open with like a lottery ticket.
Speaker 3: I watched it on my phone. I kept going back
Speaker 3: like wait, wait, did I start somewhere in the middle,
Speaker 3: why is this the opening scene sort of at the.
Speaker 1: Convenience store of the school. It's like weird that you
Speaker 1: could get like a juice and a lottery ticket on
Speaker 1: a campus. But I don't know, weren't they didn't they?
Speaker 2: Weren't they there at that same kiosk in the last episode?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they've been getting their coffees there.
Speaker 2: I was confused. I was like, wait, am I watching
Speaker 2: the right episode?
Speaker 3: Because it's ok sure, same because that's like an outdoor one.
Speaker 3: This time it was outdoor they were there and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in the quad of the campus.
Speaker 2: I think, wait, did you guys know that five thousand
Speaker 2: dollars in nineteen ninety six is equivalent in purchasing power
Speaker 2: to about ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: That's what I was going to ask.
Speaker 2: That's a lot of money. So because I was like,
Speaker 2: fast dollars, what's you know? Okay? But ten thousand dollars
Speaker 2: to them was a lot of money.
Speaker 1: And also I think you have to take it to
Speaker 1: the lottery place and then they like cut you a
Speaker 1: check or something. I'm not just a candying you ten
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. I don't think.
Speaker 3: Sorry, did I miss something? Why was it being sold
Speaker 3: on campus? Because it did it go towards.
Speaker 1: No, it was this California lottery.
Speaker 2: How maybe you have to be to play the lottery
Speaker 2: eighteen eighteen.
Speaker 1: When did they start the California lottery, because maybe it
Speaker 1: was right around this time when the lottery it was
Speaker 1: kind of like a big deal.
Speaker 3: Really, I just think it's weird to be it's like
Speaker 3: a gambling thing kind of you're selling lottery tickets. It's like,
Speaker 3: what are you selling smokes there too? Like it's just.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get my lottery tickets at the Sevy I do.
Speaker 2: Did you know we got married on seven eleven, specifically
Speaker 2: so my husband could remember the date because start he
Speaker 2: used to go to seven eleven all the time to
Speaker 2: get his like you know, blurpy slurpings that weren't good
Speaker 2: for him.
Speaker 3: Oh, they have the they have the best hot dogs,
Speaker 3: you know what, hands down the hot dogs at seven eleven.
Speaker 3: I stand by it. I'm sorry, I not imagine. No.
Speaker 3: Oh I used to get sushi there too, are you?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I just pushed her over the edge.
Speaker 2: I just kind of see in my mind those hot
Speaker 2: dogs like rotating on that metal.
Speaker 3: Those When I was pregnant, that's all I wanted was
Speaker 3: hot dogs, specifically from seven eleven.
Speaker 1: Have I never told you guys this story? Okay, so
Speaker 1: in Lake Tahoe, the seven eleven is like, you really
Speaker 1: go to the seven eleven? There were there are two
Speaker 1: main seven eleven. There used to be three, but they
Speaker 1: closed one. And one time we asked the guy that
Speaker 1: worked there, what is the grossest thing you serve here? Like, truly,
Speaker 1: what is the grossest thing? Is it the hot dogs?
Speaker 3: How is it?
Speaker 1: Nope? Wait for it? Is it the nachos? Is it
Speaker 1: the pizza that's been on that thing? It's the soda,
Speaker 1: he said, the soda. So you know, it's like a fountain.
Speaker 1: The soda had like pipes and it was eating through
Speaker 1: the floor.
Speaker 2: It had what because it soda does that? It eats
Speaker 2: through your body?
Speaker 1: Yep. Yeah. So he was like, eat the hot dogs
Speaker 1: and the pizza all day long. Oh, I don't know
Speaker 1: about the sushi.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I love a seven eleven.
Speaker 2: We got, we got, they've got their ticket. Then they
Speaker 2: lost their ticket.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean big winners and there's a.
Speaker 2: Big leg it weird like yeah, half and half and
Speaker 2: very protective of each.
Speaker 3: Dumps diving for the ticket. Come on, being so mad.
Speaker 1: At each other. Did you see he called her honey
Speaker 1: like three times when he's in the trash thing. Honey, honey.
Speaker 1: I was pleased with the dirtiness of the trash thing okay,
Speaker 1: because it wasn't like just rumpled up paper. It was
Speaker 1: definitely like dirty in there.
Speaker 3: I know you are Look, it was probably our real
Speaker 3: trash dumpster out there in the alley.
Speaker 1: They'd never put him in there. He could be injured
Speaker 1: with there's like a staple or like a needle.
Speaker 3: You can't do your own stunts, but you may roll
Speaker 3: around in the real dumpster.
Speaker 1: It was definitely curated trash, but it was okayshy And
Speaker 1: then the end, like I think I was falling asleep.
Speaker 1: Did they just decide to give it to charity? They did,
Speaker 1: but wait.
Speaker 3: Were kind of timely again to a house, a family's house,
Speaker 3: burned down family.
Speaker 1: That's right, they saw in the paper. I did think of.
Speaker 3: That when that happened. I was like, that was weird.
Speaker 1: That was weird. I have another thing from this episode
Speaker 1: that's quite timely, but not it's it does have to
Speaker 1: do with Steve, but I will save it till we
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 3: Wait.
Speaker 1: So the lottery ticket storyline was just kind of like
Speaker 1: dumb and they're fighting. Their time is almost done so.
Speaker 2: But they still seem to really They said, I love you.
Speaker 1: How about her cropped sweater with the blazer over. I
Speaker 1: was very into that she had a cute little sweater
Speaker 1: that was just slightly cropped with the cute blazer over.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, it's good this episode.
Speaker 1: I'm into that.
Speaker 3: I do not.
Speaker 1: The braidsis terrible, but what lips?
Speaker 3: Who's I just feel like we're I was kind of
Speaker 3: into when we were into like the max spice lips
Speaker 3: for a while, like the darker lips, kind of neutral.
Speaker 3: But now everyone's kind of into the frosty light lips.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's like great, it's just too frosty.
Speaker 1: The lips didn't bother me, but yeah, you can go
Speaker 1: too frosty real fast.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, let's talk about Joe and Donna.
Speaker 3: Okay and David.
Speaker 1: It's like every time I just want to go almost.
Speaker 2: Joe loves Donna.
Speaker 1: He does.
Speaker 3: We should find that parrot, you know what's still alive.
Speaker 3: They live like one hundred years.
Speaker 2: Joe's not doing He's mentally not doing well mentally and
Speaker 2: emotionally because he feels like he's out of shape and
Speaker 2: he's not sure if he's going to be what he
Speaker 2: was on the football field, right, Yeah, he's really practicing hard,
Speaker 2: but he just seems bummed out and like, I mean
Speaker 2: appropriately so, but he seems like course, he seems down,
Speaker 2: like a Debbie Downer all the time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, where's this going?
Speaker 1: Well, you don't know.
Speaker 3: No, I don't remember. I don't know where it's going.
Speaker 3: You don't remember.
Speaker 2: I don't either.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to tell you. But how famous is he?
Speaker 1: Like it's kind of weird, like he's a real famous
Speaker 1: college quarterback because even in the club, the lady from
Speaker 1: Warner Brothers Records was I think she was Warner brother
Speaker 1: the camera. She wanted to make out with him right
Speaker 1: then and there.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I'll make out, but she was
Speaker 2: his number one fan for sure. Yeah, well he's like,
Speaker 2: that's a big job to be the starting quarterback of.
Speaker 1: The Can you name a college quarterback right now? Try
Speaker 1: to name not a former but a current college quarterback.
Speaker 2: Gosh, dang it, I can't even was on Oklahoma and
Speaker 2: then he now he's in the NFL though.
Speaker 1: Right, Like I can say Jared Ay. I can say Jared,
Speaker 1: but that's because he's now professional. And we name one
Speaker 1: college quarterback.
Speaker 3: Got nothing?
Speaker 2: Wow, I don't watch college football. It's on Saturday.
Speaker 1: I need I do, But I can't even name our
Speaker 1: own college quarterback at cal And I went to every game.
Speaker 1: I go for the socializing. I don't go for the football.
Speaker 3: Failgating.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's getting jelly of David and Donna. I
Speaker 2: feel like, right, is that jealousy or does he feel
Speaker 2: like an.
Speaker 1: Outsider confident and he's trying to like say, like, Donna,
Speaker 1: this is your night. You go like he's being less
Speaker 1: sort of like annoying.
Speaker 3: But does he mean just don't see where it's going,
Speaker 3: except for they're going to break up and she's going
Speaker 3: to go back with David. At this point, I don't know.
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna need to know. Does he stay the
Speaker 2: college quarterback?
Speaker 3: Oh wait, something you have one with this hardy you guys,
Speaker 3: Come on, I don't remember.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not gonna ruin it.
Speaker 3: He went back to Canada. I don't know what happened.
Speaker 1: We're gonna ruin it. You're gonna want We only have
Speaker 1: like three episodes left of the.
Speaker 3: Sea Boyfriend George Glass in Canada? Like, what do you mean?
Speaker 3: I don't know what happened to him? But Cameron Bing crossed.
Speaker 1: Respect George Glass so much. Uh, you'll see it's coming up.
Speaker 2: Well, Donna and David are getting lots of attention though
Speaker 2: from the music industry, but.
Speaker 1: The hottest video producers.
Speaker 3: It's out like we made it.
Speaker 2: That's a big statement. Yeah, right, these two college kids
Speaker 2: up against like seasoned video I think is.
Speaker 1: Like a big video producer at the time. But all
Speaker 1: I could come up was like, didn't John Landis do Thriller?
Speaker 1: That's all it can come into my mind.
Speaker 3: And then I'm pretty sure that was the eighties. Wow,
Speaker 3: what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: But that was mc g McGee. Wasn't she a big
Speaker 1: video music person? I think before he did Charlie's Angels.
Speaker 3: Before he he needed Peter's show cor which was Tiffany's
Speaker 3: show as well. See It's separation Sugarman.
Speaker 1: There we wait. Mc gee did what show with.
Speaker 2: Peter fast Lane for Fox that only lasted?
Speaker 1: I think I forgot about that show.
Speaker 3: That was a hot show though it should have gone more.
Speaker 2: Whoa, Yeah it was hot because my then husband was
Speaker 2: constantly like doing sex scenes and making out with like
Speaker 2: young little actresses.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I feel like Peter's like explosion was Twilight yeah.
Speaker 2: We thought it was going to be fasclating, honestly because
Speaker 2: we thought that show would do better. But it didn't
Speaker 2: do great.
Speaker 1: Don't rewatch it on.
Speaker 2: But he had fun doing it.
Speaker 3: I remember being there the night of the premiere. It
Speaker 3: was on sunset, right at a hotel, asking the wrong
Speaker 3: and we were all there and then I was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: this is it. Good for him, good for your family.
Speaker 2: Did Tiffany was she cast at that point or did they.
Speaker 3: She was there?
Speaker 1: So this was this after nine O two one. I
Speaker 1: was done.
Speaker 3: It was because they kept making the nine O two
Speaker 3: and zero connection, and I feel like we were all
Speaker 3: cognizant to like make sure like no, no, no, it's a
Speaker 3: new show, like you know, we'll step back.
Speaker 1: It seems like Tiffany was for the start because she seems.
Speaker 3: Yes, it was the three of them, right, chen seems
Speaker 3: like it.
Speaker 1: Big Boy La radio Star Big Boy was on fast Lane.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow, it looked cool too.
Speaker 1: It was canceled from high production costs.
Speaker 3: I'm sure it was.
Speaker 1: It was high quality, glossy, flashy, hip and entertaining canceled
Speaker 1: because of high production costs or maybe with anyone watching it.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it had it didn't find its
Speaker 2: audience right away.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to go rewatch some of the fun
Speaker 1: just like us.
Speaker 3: They should have waited one more season because we didn't
Speaker 3: go so the second season.
Speaker 1: Yeah true, Well anyway, mcg So McGee was the director creator. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he also has restaurants in Newport? What, yeah, mcg does.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, isn't there a new person out there that's
Speaker 2: mc g or g McK.
Speaker 3: New mcg yeah, mgk MGK, That's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 2: It always confuses me.
Speaker 3: And then I'm like, wait, oh, no, who was with
Speaker 3: Meghan Fox? Who was married to Brian see nine O
Speaker 3: two and oh is somehow connected to everything?
Speaker 1: Do you want some mcg trivia?
Speaker 2: Which, okay, mcg what what do.
Speaker 1: You want to know? Who mcg's like one of McGee's
Speaker 1: besties is from growing up? Who? Who I think might
Speaker 1: have been on nine O two one?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: But I can't Okay, recall Mark McGrath from Sugar Ray.
Speaker 3: He was on Nino Good call, good call.
Speaker 1: You always bring it back, always bring it back again.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Joe tells Donna that he's tired football and he
Speaker 2: doesn't think he's gonna stick with it, so maybe he
Speaker 2: quits football and moved away.
Speaker 3: Do what becomes her manager.
Speaker 2: I don't know what else to do with them.
Speaker 3: You're right, he's gonna go on the lamb with Colon.
Speaker 1: Definitely sprinkling in that David and Donna.
Speaker 3: Are meant to be. Yeah, not with that haircut. I
Speaker 3: never was a fan when David had the like she
Speaker 3: had a buzz cut. Yeah.
Speaker 1: His hair is not bothering me nearly as much as yours.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry to say. I am so so sorry
Speaker 1: because I literally think you look so cute. And then
Speaker 1: the braids, I'm like, oh.
Speaker 3: I was taking chances, lady. That was okay, Yeah, some work,
Speaker 3: some didn't. It was the shot from the back that
Speaker 3: was like.
Speaker 1: Talk about Steve.
Speaker 2: They didn't bother me that much. Honestly, let's talk about
Speaker 2: Prince Carl. He's still wooing Steve.
Speaker 1: Steve not he do. It's so weird.
Speaker 3: He's doing it on purpose to get to Claire. Yeah,
Speaker 3: swoon the boyfriend get him out of the way.
Speaker 1: He looked cute driving the vet, which I she was like,
Speaker 1: he doesn't let me drive his car. And then he's like,
Speaker 1: you even know my car? He's so obsessed with that prince.
Speaker 2: And he's so obsessed with going to where did they go,
Speaker 2: like a burlesque or something? Oh yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 2: that club with the ladies in their bathing suits.
Speaker 1: My eyes were definitely.
Speaker 3: This is like bromance before they like showcased bromance or
Speaker 3: had that word romance.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, it really is. So can we talk
Speaker 1: about when he's carrying the laundry up the stairs and
Speaker 1: I see the thing drop out.
Speaker 3: Drops, You're like, something's coming, No, what's coming? Foreshadowing?
Speaker 1: Let me tell you that falling down the store.
Speaker 2: I had to rewind.
Speaker 1: It was not only amazing, but also that was me
Speaker 1: in Tahoe over the holidays, breaking my ankle. So I
Speaker 1: don't think Jenny, did I even ever get to tell
Speaker 1: you I broke my ankle?
Speaker 2: No, because I didn't see you. I saw you.
Speaker 1: At the No, I wasn't there.
Speaker 2: I saw you No, No, No, I saw you at
Speaker 2: jingle Balls.
Speaker 1: That was before I broke my ankle. So I broke
Speaker 1: my ankle right after Christmas, and I was supposed to
Speaker 1: come to La to see I know. But the reason
Speaker 1: I bring up Jenny is I was supposed to come
Speaker 1: see Jenny. Got it, cut it and I didn't tell
Speaker 1: you because I didn't want you to get stressed. Wait
Speaker 1: then the whole city burned down, so we had to cancel.
Speaker 1: Wait what, Hashi, what's it look like? It's so much
Speaker 1: better now, but I have I'll try and find a
Speaker 1: good picture. So I ate it on the stairs just
Speaker 1: like Steve. Did you fall down like him?
Speaker 3: Like comedy, you drop the legs.
Speaker 1: I did not fall on my face like him. But uh,
Speaker 1: I was on my phone wearing slippery socks. Ate it
Speaker 1: on the stairs and this is like, you can only
Speaker 1: see part of it, that's not really where I broke it.
Speaker 2: And the little twosies are all purple.
Speaker 1: So I thought, like, it hurts so bad that almost fainted.
Speaker 1: And then I went to the urgent care and they're like,
Speaker 1: you broke your ankle, and I'm like.
Speaker 2: Your ankle where in your ankle?
Speaker 1: On the top of my ankle. I'm doing much better,
Speaker 1: but they wanted me to be on crutches and that boot.
Speaker 1: But then the orthopedic surgeon said, there's nothing you can do.
Speaker 1: It's broken in this weird spot. Just shove it in
Speaker 1: a shoe, tape it up, shove it in a shoe.
Speaker 1: So I finally I can kind of walk again. It's
Speaker 1: so great. But anyway, I wouldn't even have told you
Speaker 1: guys except that. Then then when that happened, I was like, no.
Speaker 2: Way did but yeah, did it bring back a flashback
Speaker 2: for you?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: Yeah, finally for the first like five nights, I couldn't
Speaker 1: sleep because it just it was like replaying in my head.
Speaker 1: And then when that happened, of course, Steve, because he
Speaker 1: really it was his was way worse. I just landed
Speaker 1: on my like what he landed.
Speaker 3: On the stream. Why'd they break his jaw?
Speaker 2: I fell down the stairs once too, now that I
Speaker 2: think of it with you. I was holding baby Fiona
Speaker 2: and I was going down that We had like a
Speaker 2: circular staircase in our.
Speaker 1: Viral and it went damn.
Speaker 2: I fell. I don't know how I felt. I just
Speaker 2: fell and I turned to like keep her above the fall. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and that I broke my foot.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Staircases are a hard pass for me. They are
Speaker 1: so scary.
Speaker 3: Is that when you broke your foot? I remember this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then the next day Peter made me go
Speaker 2: to Disneyland with a broken foot. It was I had
Speaker 2: to go in one of those scooters.
Speaker 1: Amy.
Speaker 2: It was horrific. And not only that, I was in
Speaker 2: the scooter with the boot on, and they just said,
Speaker 2: we need to take a group shot of you with
Speaker 2: Mickey Mouse. So there's a picture out there of me
Speaker 2: in a scooter with a boot at Disneyland.
Speaker 1: Why couldn't we just cancel that trip walk to the
Speaker 1: like from the car to the grocery store, let alone
Speaker 1: go to bailing.
Speaker 2: But I have one of those cards those be beep beep,
Speaker 2: you know, like.
Speaker 1: Do you own one of those?
Speaker 3: Now? No?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: I was like you guys, I'm like, no, I rented
Speaker 2: one from Disneyland.
Speaker 1: I literally want to get one of those scooters for
Speaker 1: Grandma's when I go to Disneyland, just because too much walking. Yeah, anyway, Tori,
Speaker 1: anything broken in your did you?
Speaker 2: She Donna fell downstairs, so oh boy.
Speaker 3: It was no just I've had kids do it, but
Speaker 3: just no, just Donna palm springs.
Speaker 1: My first ever broken anything. Had you broken anything else?
Speaker 1: I'd never broken anything in fifty years. Yeah.
Speaker 2: One time I had a bike accident when I was
Speaker 2: a little girl, and I broke the tory.
Speaker 1: Any broken anything, Oh lucky.
Speaker 3: I think so part soul.
Speaker 2: No anything else, all repairable, just like our bones, they're repaarable.
Speaker 3: I totally remember when you broke your foot. I went
Speaker 3: to the Star Trek premiere. This is how long this
Speaker 3: was Star Trek, No, the new one when they redid it,
Speaker 3: like the crisp Pine was yes, quinto fine twinto Oh
Speaker 3: my yeah.
Speaker 1: I told him you said hi. By the way I
Speaker 1: spoke to him the other day.
Speaker 3: I love him, you loved you. Peter was there and
Speaker 3: I can remember the convo. And I saw Peter and
Speaker 3: he told me that you broke your foot. Does this
Speaker 3: timeline line up?
Speaker 1: No, it feels like they were divorced by the time
Speaker 1: came out.
Speaker 3: They were not divorced to go six, so it had happened.
Speaker 1: There is no way.
Speaker 2: It was probably seven.
Speaker 1: Look it up. Two thousand and nine is when the
Speaker 1: Star Trek movie came out. So I guess you were married.
Speaker 3: When did you divorced? Yep?
Speaker 2: Twenty twelve?
Speaker 1: Maybe wow?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 1: All right, fine, Tory, great memory.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Side tracking today which I really enjoy.
Speaker 3: Because this episode, I just don't.
Speaker 1: Care about this prince.
Speaker 3: I don't care.
Speaker 2: I wish I cared more because I do love the
Speaker 2: idea of a prince. A prince, you know, like it's exciting.
Speaker 2: It would be so excited if Claire went with the prince.
Speaker 1: Pain on your glasses from your line, Jenny, hm hm
Speaker 1: is that your chain on your glasses?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: What is hanging from your head?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Your ear, my brains, thiss my ear wire thing. I'm
Speaker 2: not cool enough to have the whatever wireless ones.
Speaker 1: I don't care about the Prince. I just don't.
Speaker 2: I'm like asleep, I do I want Claire to be
Speaker 2: with a prince.
Speaker 1: I feel like we had the lottery ticket storyline is
Speaker 1: just I don't care. Steve falling down the stairs was
Speaker 1: totally like a good action moment, but I don't care.
Speaker 1: David and Donna and Joe like I think I care
Speaker 1: a little bit, and then Valerie and Colin.
Speaker 3: I'm just like, dude, So, what's the ace storyline here?
Speaker 1: That's what I think is nothing. I think it was nothing,
Speaker 1: And I.
Speaker 3: Feel like it was intended to be Brandon because it's Brandon.
Speaker 3: It has to be a lottery ticket. But like that's
Speaker 3: like a C storyline. That's like a comic relief story.
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you, they were all c's.
Speaker 2: I had to have been Colin Colan going to jail.
Speaker 2: That had to open the a storyline.
Speaker 1: It's just such a it wasn't It wasn't good.
Speaker 2: I mean I was. I was into it because I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, this is it.
Speaker 1: So you're sort of involved. So you called no.
Speaker 2: Me as a viewer, as a fan, I was like, I.
Speaker 1: Know, but Jenny wanted to reach out to say bye Kelly.
Speaker 1: She seems like, oh, that's okay.
Speaker 2: Kelly wanted to say goodbye, but val wouldn't kind.
Speaker 1: Of shut it down weirdly too. But then he was.
Speaker 2: Calling her before that.
Speaker 1: How about the subtle shout out to call forwarding so
Speaker 1: that all of us weren't like, well, how does he
Speaker 1: know she's at her mind exactly? So there's a subtle
Speaker 1: mention there.
Speaker 2: Jesays, thank god for call forward Thank.
Speaker 1: Goodness for call forwarding, which is like, what would you
Speaker 1: hit star something something to forward your calls or something.
Speaker 1: I don't remember how we did that.
Speaker 2: Now nobody even has a landline, so no.
Speaker 3: I was very into Kelly and Valerie though. I was
Speaker 3: all for that.
Speaker 2: It's the same note over and over and over for me.
Speaker 3: But I liked them. I like when they I like
Speaker 3: your tuned with her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's an interesting new layer for Kelly. But
Speaker 2: it just is like, I don't know, keeps happening, same thing,
Speaker 2: same things, same thing.
Speaker 3: It's going to keep happening.
Speaker 1: And this is like everybody can moan and grown. I
Speaker 1: would have rewritten the whole thing and still had it
Speaker 1: be Kelly dates Colin, they come from New York and
Speaker 1: all that, and then we find out Valerie went to
Speaker 1: camp with him and she's got this like crush on him.
Speaker 1: Then I think he just should have cheated on Kelly
Speaker 1: with Valerie. And it's kind of this sort of scandalous thing.
Speaker 1: I don't need all this drugs and going to jail,
Speaker 1: all that jazz. It's way too bananas, right, I could
Speaker 1: have just enjoyed the sort of you know, even Tara
Speaker 1: Tara Fine. By the way, did you see him in
Speaker 1: the card dive val.
Speaker 3: Die Bell?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's still there, Thank god. Continuity.
Speaker 1: See they pull up to the clar station. First of all,
Speaker 1: who drives themselves to the police station and then says,
Speaker 1: I'll park the car like and then he saw all
Speaker 1: the criminals getting on their buses. First of all, a
Speaker 1: lot of criminals. I mean there was a hundred criminals
Speaker 1: at the La County jail loading up onto the buses
Speaker 1: and then it says dive ol.
Speaker 2: Yeah I noticed that, but I would have been freaked
Speaker 2: out too. Honestly, I feel like I would have run too.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 2: No, I mean yeah, but no, but yeah, Hm, would.
Speaker 1: You I don't know, I've never known you drive yourself?
Speaker 3: What do you mean people drop you off?
Speaker 2: Or yeah, you got to turn yourself in?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think when he was convicted, he would have gone
Speaker 1: into custody immediately. I find it very strange that they're like,
Speaker 1: you're convicted, see you in a month. Like that does
Speaker 1: not ma make sense to me.
Speaker 3: Now, I think you're right. They like take you out
Speaker 3: of the courtroom right then and there, and.
Speaker 1: Guess maybe you go back for sentencing. Oh but he'd
Speaker 1: had his set or was this the sentencing? I think
Speaker 1: he's been sentenced.
Speaker 2: He's been sentenced, remember the mean judge?
Speaker 1: What is his sentencing? Three years?
Speaker 3: And I don't know. But you're a good person. It's
Speaker 3: not like you're a menace to society.
Speaker 1: Bless her heart, and then they like do it.
Speaker 2: She's trying to make him have all the things that
Speaker 2: he wants before he goes to jail for two years.
Speaker 1: I like that when when he says, do we have
Speaker 1: a problem the lawyer, and she's like, I think we do.
Speaker 2: We should talk about her hair because she did have
Speaker 2: two different totally agreere dudes. Yes, she had a long
Speaker 2: lb a lob.
Speaker 3: And earlier on it was shorter correct.
Speaker 2: And yes it was like tapered and jaw length.
Speaker 3: Like I'm feeling like you mind to cut her all that. So,
Speaker 3: I don't know why they shot out of order.
Speaker 1: But she's real cute. M double hopes.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe well, anyway, Yes, she is real cute and concerned
Speaker 2: and very like from her heart you could tell she
Speaker 2: was very you know, she's into this guy.
Speaker 3: Good performances, really good. But she had the frosty lips.
Speaker 3: I was distracted these frosty lips. I didn't notice it,
Speaker 3: and she had pink ones and that really didn't go
Speaker 3: over well with me.
Speaker 1: Well, I didn't notice the frostiness. She's always kind of
Speaker 1: wearing a suit. She doesn't dress like any twenty something.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: Later, you know, he Colin goes by Kelly's.
Speaker 1: Okay, that was crazy, by the way, crazy because now
Speaker 1: he's like on the run.
Speaker 2: He's implicating her. That's not cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to go call and say hey, you right.
Speaker 2: That's why she's like, no, you cannot come in.
Speaker 1: Yeah she knew.
Speaker 3: Good job smart.
Speaker 2: I thought that was that scene was hard. It was
Speaker 2: hard for her to be that strong with him.
Speaker 1: It was good. That was a good scene.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I loved it.
Speaker 1: I'm glad we had some good scenes with your mom too.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Jackie was bad.
Speaker 1: That was not Taylor.
Speaker 2: I just love him when Jackie's there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was cool since we've lost all parents on
Speaker 3: the show now.
Speaker 1: For sure. And you brought your mom a nice basket
Speaker 1: filled with like it looked like Salon selectives. Remember that.
Speaker 2: It was all the products.
Speaker 1: Yea, I guess and your mom's like, yeah, you didn't
Speaker 1: have to like that was sweet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they have a sweet relationship now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good, good scenes, good scenes.
Speaker 3: Can we get to the mean one? Allien Valerie?
Speaker 2: What happens? Valerie goes to the beach house, right, and
Speaker 2: she asked Kelly if Colon Colin came by, if she's seen.
Speaker 3: Him, imagine driving all the way there for a question, mar.
Speaker 1: Justical, very crazy, Yeah, very crazy.
Speaker 3: Don't do that?
Speaker 2: Was she at the front door?
Speaker 1: Did this?
Speaker 3: Confused? It was the background, that's the back door, I
Speaker 3: thought with the stairs. Still, I always get confused a fence.
Speaker 2: There's a fence.
Speaker 3: And I feel like the trash like I was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: it was a little thrown by that too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I guess that's we didn't use that entry
Speaker 2: very often.
Speaker 1: So did you have to shoot all those at the
Speaker 1: actual house or do they build that set.
Speaker 2: Of that's that was built and the whole patti of balcony.
Speaker 1: The deck thing, Yeah, the deck built.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: She but Val does lay it on pretty harve of
Speaker 2: Kelly and says that she can lose the club that
Speaker 2: she put up for collateral. Yeah, there we go, and
Speaker 2: Kelly responds with a very caring I hope he runs
Speaker 2: and runs.
Speaker 3: I loved that. I rewatched that line.
Speaker 2: I hope he runs and runs.
Speaker 1: I was like, good, zoom in close up on you
Speaker 1: for the end, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what was the ending of this episode?
Speaker 1: And your T shirt was in I think it zoomed
Speaker 1: in on you, right.
Speaker 2: I don't I can't remember.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you were wearing that little pink T
Speaker 3: shirt with a little border on it, right, I like
Speaker 3: that shirt. Yeah you looked hot. I was, and everything
Speaker 3: you were saying.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, yeah, you like my hair this episode.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like your hair makeup, I like your wardrobe.
Speaker 3: You know, I don't like you in a suit. I'm
Speaker 3: very happy you were wearing that T shirt you looked.
Speaker 1: Yes, it was way too short in the nineties because
Speaker 1: of you guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like I remember when I got my
Speaker 2: hair cut. I felt like Luke disapproved of it too.
Speaker 1: Oh no, wait, tell me more, tell me that again.
Speaker 2: What I because when I got my haircut, I had
Speaker 2: long hair right for yeah, three seasons whatever, four seasons,
Speaker 2: and then I got my haircut and tour was mad
Speaker 2: about it, and Luke was. He didn't say anything, but
Speaker 2: just the way he looked at me and kind of
Speaker 2: like looked disappointed in me that I cut my hair.
Speaker 3: Not disappointment, just like yeah, oh mom, when the kid
Speaker 3: goes in the bathroom and cuts their own hair, kind
Speaker 3: of a look.
Speaker 2: No, it literally was as if I had let him down.
Speaker 2: And I don't know why.
Speaker 3: So many things I want to stay here.
Speaker 1: I just thought you were so like he loved your
Speaker 1: long blonde hair and then he didn't want to see
Speaker 1: it go.
Speaker 2: And that's the same my husband now is like, don't
Speaker 2: cut your hair. I love your hair. Long, but I
Speaker 2: want to cut my hair.
Speaker 3: Do not cut your hair.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's looking so good please, Yeah, I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 3: God, I love you with long hair. She likes me
Speaker 3: with short hair.
Speaker 1: I like you.
Speaker 2: Your hair looks good now it does. It's not super Oh,
Speaker 2: I see it's long now too.
Speaker 3: It's long. It's just like lady, all the extensions have
Speaker 3: fallen out. There's nothing left here.
Speaker 2: I tell you what. Self care has kind of gone
Speaker 2: out the window for me too. I was in the
Speaker 2: same sweatshirt for a solid week. Yep, didn't didn't get
Speaker 2: dressed any day, always had my pajamas pants on, and
Speaker 2: my sweatshirt, purple sweatshirt. And I didn't take a shower. Oh,
Speaker 2: there was something about me that wanted to didn't want
Speaker 2: to show when I left the house and it was
Speaker 2: super smoky and scary. When we got to Peters, I
Speaker 2: was like, I don't want to take a shower. I
Speaker 2: don't want to shower off this. I want to be
Speaker 2: in it. There was something that I didn't or like.
Speaker 1: It was so emotional that you just couldn't even remove it.
Speaker 3: And maybe not knowing what would happen with your home,
Speaker 3: you felt like you wanted to hang on to that piece.
Speaker 3: I guess so it was. I feel like that speaks
Speaker 3: to a lot of people.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: I took a shower today, you guys.
Speaker 1: Wait, did you really not shower the whole time?
Speaker 2: I think I took a bath like middle I did
Speaker 2: a week, but I yeah, no showering.
Speaker 3: The gents showed at that.
Speaker 2: No shower for a week?
Speaker 3: Not a week?
Speaker 2: Whoa four days?
Speaker 3: Four days? I just counter on my fingers.
Speaker 1: Did you not want to shower at Peters because it
Speaker 1: would be like weird to be naked at Peter's.
Speaker 2: No, No, it wasn't that. I just didn't want to
Speaker 2: get out of my bed. The girls like had to
Speaker 2: pry me out to go in and eat, Like I
Speaker 2: just wanted to sit in that little cave and watch
Speaker 2: the news yourself.
Speaker 1: Like maybe you're just in shock. Maybe your body was
Speaker 1: just like in shock and couldn't deal. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine if you lost your home? What kind
Speaker 2: of shock?
Speaker 3: I mean?
Speaker 1: Oh, here's what I can say the people, because I
Speaker 1: have people living at my house that lost their home
Speaker 1: right now there, their resilience is like actually amazing, I gee, like.
Speaker 2: The positivity, it's there's just a different switch that happens.
Speaker 2: You lose everything so and nothing matters anymore.
Speaker 1: But everyone's getting through it with jokes. They moved in
Speaker 1: and I was like showing where everything is, and then
Speaker 1: I said, don't light any candles, and then they're like, like,
Speaker 1: everyone's just coping with jokes. I can't think of the
Speaker 1: jokes they said, but like, oh, I know, like just
Speaker 1: like same thing, like they don't barely have pants, Like
Speaker 1: I guess that's just how they're co I mean, look
Speaker 1: whatever they need to do.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: But yeah, maybe you just went into shock.
Speaker 2: Yeah I think so.
Speaker 3: I just was.
Speaker 2: I tend to do that, like super isolate when I'm
Speaker 2: in like a dark space.
Speaker 1: It's like, how you cope? That's reasonable, but you're coming
Speaker 1: out of it. How are you feeling now?
Speaker 2: I went to the gym today for the first time
Speaker 2: and did no sweating. What did you Just like they
Speaker 2: just kind of like walked from, you know, exercised exercise.
Speaker 2: My head wasn't in it, but you gotta like pick
Speaker 2: it up and keep moving forward.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I think we lost Tory, but we'll just
Speaker 1: wrap it up together on this side.
Speaker 2: And tell her that my my Michael lost his house.
Speaker 2: She knows him well too. Wait, know who's that our
Speaker 2: hairstylist you know? And his husband, Kelly was the hairstylist
Speaker 2: on nine or two oo.
Speaker 3: And then.
Speaker 2: He brought in his house been Michael, so they both
Speaker 2: worked there.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: Then they bought a house, bought a burnout lot in Malibu,
Speaker 2: beautiful incredible lot, ocean as far as I could see,
Speaker 2: and they built a house on it, like their their
Speaker 2: dream house.
Speaker 1: And they burned again. I know someone who they're growing
Speaker 1: up house, burned in a fire years ago, rebuilt, gone again.
Speaker 2: It's unimaginable, but yeah, it really is. So many people anyway,
Speaker 2: Sorry to end the episode on that note, but no,
Speaker 2: you gotta feel what you're what you're feeling. Well, we
Speaker 2: we enjoyed this episode. I feel like I enjoyed it,
Speaker 2: even though you said it was like it was not
Speaker 2: the best though, Like what would you give it?
Speaker 1: Okay, parts for me are a nine, but parts from
Speaker 1: me are a five? So what is nine plus five
Speaker 1: is fourteen? So seven? Look at me?
Speaker 2: I just did math real quick too, you seeyeah, I
Speaker 2: said seven.
Speaker 1: I usually have to count on my fingers.
Speaker 2: I'm like impressing myself right now. Sorry, yeah, I'd give
Speaker 2: it like a six probably.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it just was I think Tory said it right,
Speaker 1: it's like a There was no A. It was just
Speaker 1: like C C C C storylines. They're all kind of
Speaker 1: But Patsy did a really good job. I thought it
Speaker 1: looked good. And he'll he had a lot of car scenes,
Speaker 1: a lot of driving scenes he had to shoot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's awesome. Well, we loved it. We hope you
Speaker 2: guys did too, and we will be back. Next episode
Speaker 2: is episode thirty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, it's crazy, Ray of Hope. Wait, oh boy,
Speaker 1: we know what this is. When Ray returns and he's
Speaker 1: all like, yeah, back, this is I'm not sure I'm
Speaker 1: gonna like this episode, but I'll give it a go.
Speaker 1: How many are there in the three left? So we
Speaker 1: have Ray and then we have the two part finale. Okay,
Speaker 1: so yeah, I think it's Ray and then there's a
Speaker 1: two part finale. Yeah I know, and then season seven.
Speaker 1: I'm trying. I started to try to remember season seven
Speaker 1: and did you Yes, I can remember some things. You
Speaker 1: have a have to go again? Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: More, Wait, no spoilers, you have to stop talking.
Speaker 1: Okay, Torri, she Torri fell off, but we don't know,
Speaker 1: we don't know what she gets.
Speaker 2: Say goodbye on her behalf bye, everybody, We love you.