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Speaker 1: It is time now for a round of would you

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Speaker 1: rather guys? Would you rather have raccoons in your backyard?

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Speaker 1: Raccoons in your backyard or a neighbor that fixes cars

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Speaker 1: next door to you? Which one, junior?

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Speaker 2: You ain't got no fence? Yeah, this is a junior

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Speaker 2: question right here. I'd rather have the raccoons in the backyard.

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Speaker 2: I ain't gonna be there. Okay, Well, and have a

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Speaker 2: day in your backyard day and everybody backyard because you

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Speaker 2: ain't got no sense. So they just came over. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: they just came by. They only went somewhere, all right.

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Speaker 1: Would you rather live in a house with no heat

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Speaker 1: or a house with no indoor toilet? What?

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Speaker 2: Oh? What did you say?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather live in a house with no heat

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Speaker 1: or a house with no indoor toilet?

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Speaker 2: Got I'm gonna tell y'all right now, let me tell

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Speaker 2: y'all from somebody who didn't live without an endoor toilet.

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Speaker 2: Let them explain something that heat or that as you

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Speaker 2: have a dog to have that toilet in that house

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Speaker 2: with a double on it, Because if you're trying to

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Speaker 2: go to an outhouse at night with a flash light,

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Speaker 2: you don't know the fear of walking outside in the

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Speaker 2: night with a flashlight because you got to use the toilet.

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Speaker 2: You don't even understand what that's like. You're sitting out

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Speaker 2: there in pitch black. It's crazy, man, and then raccoon dog,

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Speaker 2: I direccoon all the way up we did. We didn't

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Speaker 2: have My grandfather didn't have an indoor plumbing in his

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Speaker 2: house till I was thirteen. When I left was Virginia,

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Speaker 2: I was five. We never had an indoor toilet. I

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Speaker 2: just set outside on top of that plank of wood

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Speaker 2: with the hole cut in it, and that's six feet

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Speaker 2: deep trench. Dug ain't no flushing. You just use the

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Speaker 2: bathroom down in the solid or liquid and get up,

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Speaker 2: clean yourself and walk out. When you go back in there,

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Speaker 2: it's still right there. And somebody go right behind it.

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Speaker 2: If they got to go, if somebody got to go

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Speaker 2: behind the right and yeah dog yeah, and it's sit there,

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Speaker 2: it ain't it ain't you know, air now and there,

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Speaker 2: and they go and throw some lime in there. But

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Speaker 2: lime don't work. I'm gonna need some clorox or something.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna have what you're gonna put your cloox on

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Speaker 2: the wood, I'm gonna pull it in the hole or something.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Hell, pull that clox in that hole.

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Speaker 2: You know what's down in that hole? That eat that

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Speaker 2: cloox alive. It's right now. This is a strong, rich

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Speaker 2: and rabbit right in our college strong. All right, we

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Speaker 2: were going with none of you all bath having never

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Speaker 2: been to an outhouse, none of you have ever had

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Speaker 2: to do the number two in an outhouse. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 2: all right? What is the yonder one made the Okay,

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Speaker 2: this is what I give when I participate in my shirt.

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Speaker 2: Let me go on said you can't win today? Would

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Speaker 2: you rather coming up next.

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Speaker 1: To our last brok of the day and Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: will close out this show right after this. You're listening

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Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.