Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast zero. Here's Nicky. Hello here, I
Speaker 1: am a Sick Glazer podcast. I'm Dicky Glazer. How are
Speaker 1: you today? It's Thursday. I'm back in St. Louis, Missouri,
Speaker 1: here at the andrewcolin In studio, our new studio that
Speaker 1: has a big new screen so that we could see Noah,
Speaker 1: not in like a tiny little laptop screen. It's pretty awesome.
Speaker 1: It feels like she's even further away. We can see
Speaker 1: our whole body. Yeah, but like, yeah, yeah, no, we
Speaker 1: can see your whole body. You don't even know. We
Speaker 1: have two cameras. There's one beneath your desk, an upskirt. Yeah, Noah,
Speaker 1: before I said, I like the new positioning of the camera.
Speaker 1: I can see your whole I can see their whole bodies.
Speaker 1: I felt. We didn't feel good about that. I feel
Speaker 1: like a deceased body in a river. Yeah, it's so funny.
Speaker 1: We were We followed this guy on Instagram, me and
Speaker 1: Brenna and uh, he keeps claiming that he's living that
Speaker 1: lake life, but he lives on It's like an old
Speaker 1: friend of like like an acquaintance. And we've been following
Speaker 1: this guy's journey of him living the lake life, but
Speaker 1: he lives on a retention, Like it's not a lake
Speaker 1: it's not you know where he is, or she just
Speaker 1: knows where he's from. We know where he is because
Speaker 1: he puts his location because he's bragging about his lake life.
Speaker 1: And it's it's not that he doesn't it's just because
Speaker 1: he doesn't know. He's not trying to be cool. He
Speaker 1: just doesn't know it's not a lake because why would
Speaker 1: he tag it if he was trying to claim it
Speaker 1: was a lake life. Well, I think he's trying to
Speaker 1: be cool, but I think he doesn't realize how uncool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: then that's okay, I know, I know that's you know,
Speaker 1: like you don't hate it. It's cute. But like he's
Speaker 1: like he's got a paddle board. He put his dog
Speaker 1: on the boat, like by himself, as he have friends.
Speaker 1: So he got his parents also a house on that
Speaker 1: lake life. Oh, he bought his parents a house. The
Speaker 1: guy's coming up. But the best like the battle boards
Speaker 1: longer than the lake. Like like it's not like just
Speaker 1: call it what it is. So it's like a giant
Speaker 1: like a puddle that just got out of hands. What
Speaker 1: is it? Yeah, it's like, so you build a aqueduct,
Speaker 1: when you build a community, you have to melt, you
Speaker 1: have to deta alpha gamma watery. There's not there's probably
Speaker 1: not a fish in this thing. I would argue, catch
Speaker 1: anything he's catching raised on that lake life like a
Speaker 1: lake country, And I think it is cute. It is cute,
Speaker 1: but it is funny to like, it's just funny to
Speaker 1: see someone brag. It's refreshing in a way. Not the
Speaker 1: lake because it's not a lake, but it's refreshing to
Speaker 1: see someone brag about something that's like so wholesome and
Speaker 1: not like you know, a Porsche or whatever. He's just he's, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's carved out little space for himself. Yeah, and yeah
Speaker 1: it's fun to follow and you and he's not even
Speaker 1: like it's not like he is putting this thing out
Speaker 1: there that he knows his ship. And then after he
Speaker 1: takes a picture, he's like, let's just leave, like he's
Speaker 1: actually enjoying it. Yeah. I guess it's one man's lake,
Speaker 1: I guess. But reminds me of when I had some
Speaker 1: cousins from down south that when we were kids, christian
Speaker 1: Um Catholic, they're like Arkansas rich. I think the whole
Speaker 1: body over there again, right, dude. But they came when
Speaker 1: we were kids. We like, you know, we didn't really
Speaker 1: see these kids a lot because they lived down south
Speaker 1: and like we didn't ever like we knew them growing up.
Speaker 1: Then they visited one time, maybe for a funeral or something.
Speaker 1: We were hanging out and they kept saying, yeah, uh yeah,
Speaker 1: we go. Uh my cousin took us some na house
Speaker 1: and we were just like what and they're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: like maybe we can go ctripclose and go see some
Speaker 1: Naola house. And we were like, honestly, what the hell
Speaker 1: are you taking? Yeah, Nickelodeon, no naked live house. Yeah house,
Speaker 1: we say, neglaholaho Um. It was a weird thing we've
Speaker 1: ever heard before. But it reminds me late laugh and
Speaker 1: did you ever go No, that's the same part of
Speaker 1: our family that describes my humor as back alley humor.
Speaker 1: You're back alley humor. We don't appreciate down here, you
Speaker 1: and your family with your back I go the back
Speaker 1: alleys that we have to go get abortions in because
Speaker 1: of your what you believe the back alleys. They have
Speaker 1: their little Hudson Wait, so they there there It isn'teresting
Speaker 1: there there there there there? Uh so they're there? Are
Speaker 1: they really? They really do like break down your comedy
Speaker 1: and they'll send you messages. No, No, it's just you know,
Speaker 1: my mom's probably gonna kill me. But we've been we've
Speaker 1: been told that we that side of the family does
Speaker 1: not care for my brand of humor in my back
Speaker 1: alley humor. What would they rather have you do? Jeff Dunham, Yeah, Jeff,
Speaker 1: just racist puppets that's hidden behind Yeah, I mean like
Speaker 1: Jim Brewer doing that fucking act out of like you know,
Speaker 1: pretending to be a parakeet when he was talking about
Speaker 1: like Faucci vaccines, like like whatever that was. That was
Speaker 1: so terrible. I mean like, yeah, sorry, Republicans aren't funny.
Speaker 1: There is no not on purpose. Yeah, but there's no
Speaker 1: like they're not. There's it's rare that they have a
Speaker 1: sense of irony and like sarcasm and like they and
Speaker 1: and they call out us for being woke, which of
Speaker 1: course liberals are fucking woke, but that it's we don't
Speaker 1: care for that. Well, it's interesting you're asking for naked
Speaker 1: live hose, right, but your comedy is dirty if you're
Speaker 1: talking about your pussy, so you can did I not
Speaker 1: say white too, white hose? It's implied, right, I know,
Speaker 1: I guess now when that accent, I mean, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: but that's the interesting thing is like they could see
Speaker 1: women as like animals, like let's go look at the animal.
Speaker 1: Let go hose. But if you talk about your pussy
Speaker 1: in a smart, respectable way, you're the back alley bitch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's interesting that ball love it. I just watched this
Speaker 1: Carlin documentary. I'm so obsessed with George Carlin right now.
Speaker 1: I got asked it comes in waves, doesn't it? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I am. I never knew, like, of course this.
Speaker 1: I got interviewed for this New York Times piece that's
Speaker 1: gonna come about George Carlin about like the memification of
Speaker 1: Carlin of like all these clips resurfacing that are so
Speaker 1: it's almost like he was like he knew what he
Speaker 1: was just saying things that resonates so much now. And
Speaker 1: it was like forty thirty years ago that he was
Speaker 1: saying these things about you know, the environment, about cancel culture,
Speaker 1: about punching down as opposed to punching up um with comedy,
Speaker 1: and and you look at it now and you're just like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this is like so exactly what we
Speaker 1: need to hear now, and so it's um. And then
Speaker 1: I pretty much admitted like I didn't know anything about
Speaker 1: Like I don't like tend to watch the Greats, the Priors,
Speaker 1: the Lenny Bruce is, the George Carlin's I knew, but yeah,
Speaker 1: the Collins, I don't watch those either. Look you're doing
Speaker 1: stuff back there. Um, yeah, I'm just too intimidated by it. Inaccessible. Yeah, different,
Speaker 1: it's too old school different times. No, but yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I think George Carlin doesn't really make me laugh
Speaker 1: per se, Like I don't laugh hard why he does
Speaker 1: make Yeah? I mean there was a quote in this documentary.
Speaker 1: I don't want to give anything away because it's not
Speaker 1: out yet, but it's Jeddapotau and someone else is it
Speaker 1: three hours? It was four hours? It was too hard
Speaker 1: for four hours and everything? What is this quote to
Speaker 1: say how long it would have been? But okay, anyhow,
Speaker 1: but yes, what was quote? Um? Who did I just
Speaker 1: Jerryson was saying he was he was talking about getting
Speaker 1: into a conversation with Chris Rock about comedians like changing
Speaker 1: the world or being philosophers and um, and he was
Speaker 1: like last night I talked to Rock about this, like
Speaker 1: we disagree, Like I have never had my mind changed.
Speaker 1: Comedian has never done a bit that has changed my
Speaker 1: opinion on anything. The only thing that's ever done has
Speaker 1: changed my opinion about whether or not that comedian is
Speaker 1: good or not. And I completely disagree, completely disagree. I
Speaker 1: don't think comedians are like there are some that are
Speaker 1: modern day philosophers. Most of us aren't, you know, like
Speaker 1: most of us put ourselves on that level. And it's like,
Speaker 1: come on stop it. You have to convince someone you're
Speaker 1: that you're not that. Yeah, George Carlin never told you
Speaker 1: what he was. He just was. He did cry one
Speaker 1: time watching his own speech though I remember, do you
Speaker 1: remember that that was crazy? It was a bad cut
Speaker 1: though from years ago? Uh not even a ham drip
Speaker 1: fashion egg. That's a fashion egg. U Um so yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it was, um god, it was so good, but he was.
Speaker 1: But I disagreed, like have you can you guys think
Speaker 1: of a comedy, But that has made you kind of
Speaker 1: look at the world differently because I have so many
Speaker 1: you're hastily packed suitcase. Yeah, I mean that really has
Speaker 1: no I honestly that bid is. I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: think I learned that much, but it does like you've
Speaker 1: changed the way I look at huge vaginas like you've
Speaker 1: made me accept But like back in the day, I
Speaker 1: was ignorant towards big pussies. I'll be honest. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just was like roast. I was the roast beef claim.
Speaker 1: I was looking at him lave hose roast beef heads. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. That was a term. I
Speaker 1: would say, Oh, she's got roast beef, and you thought
Speaker 1: it meant like she was like beat up and stretched
Speaker 1: out or like such a whore or something. No, just
Speaker 1: a good comic, thank you, you're welcome. No, but yeah, like,
Speaker 1: I uh, it is funny that we're using that bit.
Speaker 1: I just thought. But like no, but there are times
Speaker 1: where I think the less I'm not really well read
Speaker 1: or like well like so I can see a comedy
Speaker 1: bit and be like, holy shit, I didn't even like
Speaker 1: a lot of comedy. Most people that are smart and
Speaker 1: well read and they're like, oh, it just happens to
Speaker 1: be part of something they've already known, but just more precise, yes,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Yes, So like yeah, like
Speaker 1: they take information and they seminate it, which is they
Speaker 1: make it palatable and funny so that it's like, but
Speaker 1: you get information, Like I mean, I always say, but
Speaker 1: Luis Kay's joke about being on a plane and complaining
Speaker 1: about the WiFi and then going like, actually, why don't
Speaker 1: you be grateful for the miracle of flight. You're flying
Speaker 1: through the bird the air like a bird. To get
Speaker 1: from New York to l A. It used to take months,
Speaker 1: and you would a bunch of people would die along
Speaker 1: the way. Now you take a ship and watch a
Speaker 1: movie and you're there, so you have no right to
Speaker 1: complain about like the signal won't come, it's slow, it
Speaker 1: won't load, like shut the funk up, or like we're
Speaker 1: delayed for forty minutes on the tarmac, like shut up.
Speaker 1: And honestly, I have not I do not complain about
Speaker 1: air travel anymore. Like maybe I'll be a little ticked,
Speaker 1: but I will not be like my rights are being
Speaker 1: and frightened up on like that. Ads are like I'm
Speaker 1: just like, just be grateful, you can be about that.
Speaker 1: Bit that I learned about comedy is that he he
Speaker 1: was saying that out like to himself. Die the villain
Speaker 1: even though he was the one that was like this
Speaker 1: Wi Fi won't work. Yeah, he I thought that was
Speaker 1: interesting how he turned that but made himself the hero.
Speaker 1: Everyone goes, oh, that was so genius to make the
Speaker 1: other guy. Why not make it, you know, And I'm
Speaker 1: not saying it was genius. I'm just saying that I
Speaker 1: don't know that it's comedically better. I think that it's
Speaker 1: better the rule of comedy, which maybe there are some
Speaker 1: exceptions to it. You know, whatever is closest to you.
Speaker 1: So if something happened to your friend, saying it happened
Speaker 1: to you is gonna make it funnier, Or if it
Speaker 1: happened to your second cousin, saying it was your brother
Speaker 1: is going to make it funnier to the audience something
Speaker 1: that happened three weeks ago saying it happened yesterday. The
Speaker 1: proximity to you and what is happening when you tell
Speaker 1: the joke, your body and your time period is always
Speaker 1: going to make the joke funnier. That's just a rule
Speaker 1: of comedy that they teach you. You know, this is
Speaker 1: comedy class stuff of like rule of three. Move the
Speaker 1: mic out of the way and put everything as close
Speaker 1: to the present tense as possible, even if you're talking
Speaker 1: out of Nazi Germany street joke. Yeah, well I remember
Speaker 1: kind of like down the road at these this point, Well,
Speaker 1: it's hard to like, Uh, there's certain street jokes you
Speaker 1: can't put yourself. You can't be like, you know, a Catholic. Uh,
Speaker 1: you know, an Asian guy and me a Jew. We
Speaker 1: went to a bar, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: there's certain jokes that, yeah, that would be weird to
Speaker 1: take everything and make it. But if you can, and
Speaker 1: if you especially when you're shorting out in comedy, you're
Speaker 1: you're so writing from a place that isn't authentic at all,
Speaker 1: and you're just like grasping at like any kind of
Speaker 1: idea that you learn the tricks to just make your
Speaker 1: set better because you have no other skills, So like,
Speaker 1: why not operate with the like these rules that work,
Speaker 1: as you know, applying to them to your shitty joke
Speaker 1: will make your shitty joke a little bit better. And
Speaker 1: then once you learn how to write jokes, you can
Speaker 1: kind of more tell the truth. But it is interesting
Speaker 1: that because everyone always talks about that Louis example of
Speaker 1: like he was the he was the asshole. But he
Speaker 1: put it on someone else that was so smart, and
Speaker 1: I go, honestly, I think that was how did how
Speaker 1: did we even find that out? Did he tell us that?
Speaker 1: I think? So that's interesting that he told us that.
Speaker 1: I think it's I think it is. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah. I I also learned that like with comedy,
Speaker 1: like I used to, you know, be really into telling,
Speaker 1: which I did still tell stories, but like I was, like,
Speaker 1: the story has to be exactly how it was when
Speaker 1: it happened, has to be truth like like but like
Speaker 1: to a point where like I was obsessed with the truth,
Speaker 1: but then I realized, you can play with time a
Speaker 1: little bit. Yeah, and like is probably not even exactly
Speaker 1: how it happened, And we have terrible memories that you
Speaker 1: should already just tell yourself that you don't. Ye, get
Speaker 1: over that a little bit, because I think I spent
Speaker 1: some time on that. Like like the story about getting
Speaker 1: the h tests as a virgin. I put it with
Speaker 1: the cruise thing, but it was so I went on
Speaker 1: a cruise, hooked up the girl. Her vagina smelled. It
Speaker 1: scared me. I thought I had a disease. But the
Speaker 1: separate girl you fingered and then you got an eight test,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't that girl. But it was that girl.
Speaker 1: But I didn't get the age test till three years later,
Speaker 1: which is even crazier. You thought you had it for
Speaker 1: three years. Yeah, so that's funnier. You should say that.
Speaker 1: That's actually funnier, I know, but I don't think you'll. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can just say, like, I got an A and
Speaker 1: by the way, that aids us that I got out
Speaker 1: to the girl was three years later. I waited three
Speaker 1: years thinking I had ates. Yeah. So maybe you have
Speaker 1: to tell the story of the rash that you made
Speaker 1: up when you had scabies. Oh yeah, that is so funny. Circle,
Speaker 1: I mean they've heard that story. Oh you mean telling
Speaker 1: on stage. Yes, yeah, I had a rash. I thought it. No,
Speaker 1: you had scabies, but you had something going on your
Speaker 1: tick that was very painful that you waited for so
Speaker 1: long to get checked out. He goes to get it
Speaker 1: checked out. The nurse is hot, and so he changes
Speaker 1: his story to a rash on his hand that is existent, Yes,
Speaker 1: because he was too scared to show the nurse his dick.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing, it wasn't my dick. It was
Speaker 1: the guy's. Next. All right, let's take a gue break
Speaker 1: and come back good more after this and else, Well,
Speaker 1: it could be someone else a story that you heard,
Speaker 1: you know, can you imagine you don't mind it? No,
Speaker 1: I would do that, Yeah, I guess back in the day.
Speaker 1: I mean now I probably have a problem with it.
Speaker 1: But like you know that people do that all the time.
Speaker 1: They take other people's stories and make them their own,
Speaker 1: because what sometimes your friend is a joke and you go,
Speaker 1: we're back. Um, you joked about like having that dick's
Speaker 1: story be someone else's dick because you're saying it. But
Speaker 1: I think that, like, if someone has a good story
Speaker 1: of your friends, that would make a great comedic story.
Speaker 1: Taking it and then making it again, applying that rule
Speaker 1: of closest to you it did happen to your friend,
Speaker 1: but didn't just say it happened to you, is going
Speaker 1: to make it funnier. Do you have any stories of
Speaker 1: what's the funniest story outside of yourself that you've ever like,
Speaker 1: I guess your friend being Yeah, I'm trying to think
Speaker 1: of what's that you gotta go with? Noah, No, No,
Speaker 1: is there a story with Kursen? I feel like she's
Speaker 1: I feel like there are people that have great stories
Speaker 1: happen to them, and there are people that are just
Speaker 1: funny and churs. It's just funny as opposed to like
Speaker 1: so many crazy things happening like you, just like I've
Speaker 1: made so many bad choices from just being impulsive, being scared,
Speaker 1: having anxiety. It's like it takes someone like that, I think,
Speaker 1: to have the best stories. Oh sorry, go ahead. And
Speaker 1: I was just going to quickly say, Andrew is a
Speaker 1: cat with forty two lives. Yes, and I'm forty two
Speaker 1: and I'm dying soon. Right by the way, cats, this
Speaker 1: cat hates me, my cat? What why? It's just like
Speaker 1: anytime I go to pet it, I might as well
Speaker 1: have fucking Aid's hands or something. Yet from cruise cruise,
Speaker 1: I'm fine, Ago, I never got the three years after
Speaker 1: um wait, just to get the cat hates you. I
Speaker 1: mean he loves Bretta so much that why does it
Speaker 1: love Brenna? Just maybe just feminine energy? Yeah, girls are
Speaker 1: cat softer. I had to learn that you can't pet
Speaker 1: a cat like you pet a dog. They don't like it.
Speaker 1: Dogs like to get their butts scratched, like the top
Speaker 1: of their back, and they like to you know, like scratched.
Speaker 1: Cats like strokes and they like like three of them
Speaker 1: and they're over it, and don't they kind of come
Speaker 1: up and get you like you wait till they start
Speaker 1: trying to get it from you. I think I'm too rough.
Speaker 1: I think I'm too rough of a person. And I
Speaker 1: thought I'm soft, but I'm not. No, you would be
Speaker 1: good with the guy. I feel like you just gotta
Speaker 1: trying with this cat. This cat they like hard to get.
Speaker 1: I know, like I fucking you know what it is.
Speaker 1: We leave for a while and they form a bond. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're with brend of the whole time, and then you
Speaker 1: come back every so often. And so girls can get
Speaker 1: on the floor easier. I realized this, like to pet
Speaker 1: a cat like you could just I'm on the floor. Well,
Speaker 1: six year old women can get on the floor quicker
Speaker 1: than two year old man with a hernia, especially if
Speaker 1: there's a school shooter man and woman. But you can
Speaker 1: get on the floor easy. Yeah, because I'm a young,
Speaker 1: able bodied woman and you're you're an older man that
Speaker 1: plays golf a lot and has tight hips as you
Speaker 1: are a man. It's just because you don't I don't
Speaker 1: know why it is, dude, I tried to get on
Speaker 1: the floor the other day. It took me about nine
Speaker 1: minutes to get get on the floor. I can't even
Speaker 1: get down anymore without like I'm standing and I can't
Speaker 1: get down. You have a life alert, Braise, just to sit.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to sit to pet my cat. That fucking
Speaker 1: hates me. This thing hates me. It's weird to live
Speaker 1: with an animal that absolutely hates you. And you know
Speaker 1: what the like this morning right and left, he slept
Speaker 1: on my side for a little bit. So so maybe
Speaker 1: she's I gotta get rid of her. I gotta get
Speaker 1: rid of her. The cat prefers her when you're read. Also,
Speaker 1: I need a floor that's higher. It's called table. I
Speaker 1: need a padded table to lay down on the floor.
Speaker 1: It's so jealous of women's fucking able bodies. Dude, when
Speaker 1: you get older, dude, it's it's not women, it's youth.
Speaker 1: My mom problems getting on the floor. Did you get
Speaker 1: on the table to the floor. Stop making this. You're
Speaker 1: dating a woman who's sixteen years younger than you. There's
Speaker 1: it's not a female. It's not a male female. Think
Speaker 1: it's an age thing. But you just said you're able bodied,
Speaker 1: your female you're younger than you, and I like I am.
Speaker 1: I would remember your mom could get on the floor
Speaker 1: easier than I could get on the floor. Especially if
Speaker 1: body my dad can get on the floor easier than
Speaker 1: any of us can get on the floor. And he's
Speaker 1: a man. I'd like to see it. Get on the floor,
Speaker 1: get on the wait. Isn't that a j LO song?
Speaker 1: Do you remember a Dinosaurs song? What before? Everybody get
Speaker 1: on the floor? That Dinosaur? It was a big, like
Speaker 1: eighties rap song that made no sense. It was during
Speaker 1: the time of like informer you know, lamb. I wonder
Speaker 1: what if anyone knows that that like that? I would
Speaker 1: feel like you would. You're the kind of brain that
Speaker 1: would learn those lyrics. I know, but that was I
Speaker 1: was young for that. You're too much of a floor
Speaker 1: head for that. That equals young. Um. So last night
Speaker 1: I did I'm I'm on Watch What Happens Life tonight
Speaker 1: Thursday night. I filmed it last night. Your days and
Speaker 1: nights are great, by the way, to tomorrow tonight, watch
Speaker 1: What Happens Yesterday. I'm on New York Today. Yesterday I
Speaker 1: was on the Day Show tomorrow and I'm on Watch
Speaker 1: What Happens Live taped pre taped tomorrow tonight, so it's
Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, it's happening right now probably, I mean
Speaker 1: by the time this comes out. Yeah, tune into a
Speaker 1: Bravo tonight to watch me and um Kiernan Shipka Madman.
Speaker 1: She played Sally Draper, whoa Yeah, Little Sally Draper is
Speaker 1: twenty two? No, Wow's that that's weird? Any questions? Yeahs all,
Speaker 1: let's start at the beginning. Andy Cohen from St. Louis.
Speaker 1: We did radio show right next to him for a
Speaker 1: long time. Yeah, he had was a radio Andy right
Speaker 1: next to our serious show and we would we would
Speaker 1: write up in the elevator with him all the time,
Speaker 1: right down the elevator with him like there smiles. But
Speaker 1: I didn't feel like a connection between you two. No,
Speaker 1: there was not. Why were you not faming this enough yet?
Speaker 1: Do you think that's what it is? Radio wars? Radio
Speaker 1: wars A question? Well, there's a thing I think I
Speaker 1: don't think. Do you think it was that? No, I
Speaker 1: think there's a thing about I don't know. I have
Speaker 1: a lot of theories. But he had me on the
Speaker 1: show Watch what Happens Live, and it was I was
Speaker 1: really nervous because I feel like I always because I've
Speaker 1: never been asked to me on that show. I felt
Speaker 1: like there was like a really like someone had to
Speaker 1: like twist his arm to let me on or something,
Speaker 1: because I just feel like I should have been on
Speaker 1: a while ago, just because what high school he went to? Clayton?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that makes sense then, but on and So
Speaker 1: I was like, I just wanted to really do a
Speaker 1: good job the way, Just what high school do you
Speaker 1: go to? Claiming that that's the reason. So wait, so
Speaker 1: did you come? Possibly Clayton is a good one. Kirkwood's like,
Speaker 1: you know, public school. I've dream back Kirkwood. It's it's awesome.
Speaker 1: I don't know my sister teaches that. Kirk. I don't
Speaker 1: know where the trees stop in the build name begins.
Speaker 1: It's not really doesn't really pop out to me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: your your high school is not supposed to be aesthetically
Speaker 1: like gorgeous. It doesn't mean that there aren't George Washington
Speaker 1: University down the road, gorgeous campus. Isn't that a university? Yeah, Step,
Speaker 1: I'm calling shots. Get on the floor. Okay, back to Andy,
Speaker 1: So so you're going there, you're guns blazing. Because he
Speaker 1: went to Clayton you went to Kirkwood. What happens? Um,
Speaker 1: I'm not guns blazing. I just want to do a
Speaker 1: good job because I know that show is like so,
Speaker 1: I mean that show is a fine tuned, um perfect show.
Speaker 1: I mean it has so many segments, it is fast paced.
Speaker 1: It is such a tone that he has set. He
Speaker 1: has like crazy fans, Like it's just it's it's a
Speaker 1: party too. There's like an audience of probably like twenty people.
Speaker 1: It's a little room, yes, very small room, and you
Speaker 1: just sit in this little clubhouse and then you sit
Speaker 1: down and then it just goes and then it's thirty
Speaker 1: minutes of like boom boomla Like it's fast. Um. Things
Speaker 1: that people don't know about TV shows is that even
Speaker 1: if they're pre taped, you still take commercial breaks are
Speaker 1: exactly as long as the commercial. It's so weird. I
Speaker 1: always used to think you would just go right to
Speaker 1: the next thing. Like on podcasts that you listen to,
Speaker 1: no one's taking breaks for ads, Like we don't stop
Speaker 1: down for three and a half whatever it is. We
Speaker 1: just go right into the next thing. But TV shows,
Speaker 1: for some reason, I know, I'm sorry, behind the scenes,
Speaker 1: TV shows, for some reason, they do take those breaks
Speaker 1: and we have to watch the ads. I'm just kidding
Speaker 1: that that's don't happened, but we just you just got
Speaker 1: the products. Uh yeah, good anyway. So wait, so then
Speaker 1: you sit down, is there more pressure because there's like
Speaker 1: a shot clock to be funny, to get something in.
Speaker 1: Do you feel like it's you don't want to step
Speaker 1: on anyone? I'm going to ask if you like that
Speaker 1: format because you love love love. I loved it because
Speaker 1: it's just so fast and there's like one minute for
Speaker 1: every ants, like everything, like every segment. It's like, can
Speaker 1: you do that in one minute? Like it was just
Speaker 1: like fast, fast, fast. Yeah. I prepared a lot, like
Speaker 1: I had homework for that show, Like, um, I had
Speaker 1: to binge Summer House because they were going to talk
Speaker 1: about you know what Bravo reality show do you watch?
Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't watch any of them
Speaker 1: because I stopped watching Summer House because Hannah's not on
Speaker 1: it anymore on this season. But then I was like, no, I'll, I'll,
Speaker 1: you know, I want to. I'm honored to be on
Speaker 1: the show. I want to give it my Allso I
Speaker 1: binged fourteen episodes of the Summer thirteen episodes of the
Speaker 1: Summer House loved it, and so they had like a
Speaker 1: bunch of questions about Summer House for me of like
Speaker 1: what do you think about all this stuff? And then um,
Speaker 1: and then they had questions about my reality show. And
Speaker 1: then they had me do this game where Kiernan would
Speaker 1: be blindfolded and like she had to guess who I
Speaker 1: was roasting. So I had to roast celebrities. Um wait,
Speaker 1: hold on, let me or any celebrities. Um. I don't
Speaker 1: want to ruin it for people, because it was pretty
Speaker 1: good just roast Andrew. You think it would be that
Speaker 1: easy people, that's the problem, as they always go. And
Speaker 1: then we're gonna do this game where you just roast people.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I write jokes that are like math problems.
Speaker 1: I can't do it in my head like I can
Speaker 1: sometimes if I've been the break or yeah or just
Speaker 1: like lazy. It's not going to be as precise as
Speaker 1: what I'm known for. And I have like a I
Speaker 1: have like a level that I'm known for, and I
Speaker 1: don't want to ever deviate from that. So I have to,
Speaker 1: like I have to like write a lot of jokes beforehand. Um,
Speaker 1: and so I wrote all these jokes about celebrities. We
Speaker 1: only got through like four out of the ten jokes
Speaker 1: I wrote, or ten people I wrote totes for. But
Speaker 1: it was really fun and Kiernan was so nice. And
Speaker 1: then after the show, Um, she was just so lovely
Speaker 1: and like so comforting and just she's twenty two, but
Speaker 1: she's just like full of poise and maturity. Like I
Speaker 1: have jokes about like young girls having old souls. This
Speaker 1: girl is like an adult. And then after words we're
Speaker 1: hanging out or we're like taking pictures and selfies and
Speaker 1: she's like, we need a selfie. And then she was
Speaker 1: like can I get your number? And I'm like yes,
Speaker 1: and then she is Um, she was like, oh, we're
Speaker 1: going to dinner. Do you want to go with us?
Speaker 1: And she was there. I saw this woman in the audience,
Speaker 1: UM know me Fry who writes for The New Yorker,
Speaker 1: who I like, I am a huge fan of. I
Speaker 1: followed her on Instagram. She's John Mayer kind of like
Speaker 1: because of because of her. I checked the mail the
Speaker 1: other day because I still sometimes get mailed to our
Speaker 1: old Blaze. You had maybe eight seven New York because
Speaker 1: I subscribed online. I don't read the actual one but
Speaker 1: they still send you. But she's the one that got
Speaker 1: subscribe because I was getting blocked out of reading her
Speaker 1: stuff and I love it, so you should act. I
Speaker 1: saw her in the audience and I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, she's here, Like and I knew Kiernan his
Speaker 1: friends with John Mayer and I knew no, no, me
Speaker 1: was friends John Mayor. So I was like, maybe they
Speaker 1: can't give me another connection that I just realized. So
Speaker 1: your stylist Danny and I'm a styled Kiernan not too long? Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: they that was another connection. I walked to her and
Speaker 1: was like, do you know Danny and Emma? And so
Speaker 1: that was that was fun good call. Noah, do you
Speaker 1: think she's more mature because of the show she was on?
Speaker 1: It was like based in the sixth it was like
Speaker 1: a mature show. No, there's just something else going on
Speaker 1: with her. Maybe, I mean like she grew up on
Speaker 1: an adult set. But I feel like she just like knew.
Speaker 1: I got the whole story from her of like how
Speaker 1: she Oh wait, did you go to dinner? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: went to dinner. I like I didn't want to go
Speaker 1: because I was just like so tired. Yes, So I
Speaker 1: mean I didn't do a podcast history because I was
Speaker 1: just like almost in tears of how tired I was.
Speaker 1: But after in my adrenaline's up and and I'm with
Speaker 1: Robin and I'm like, I don't want to go. She
Speaker 1: was probably just inviting me. Yeah, and I'm like, now
Speaker 1: I'm going to take her up on it, and they're
Speaker 1: probably gonna be like, oh God, she's actually coming. But
Speaker 1: she was like, even if you don't come, like when
Speaker 1: you're nela like text me, let's hang out. And I
Speaker 1: was just like, this girl is so nice. She's twenty two,
Speaker 1: Like what's she But you know the women she's with
Speaker 1: are in their forties, like her two friends that she's with.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, you know, I'm actually I'm one of
Speaker 1: her peers. Yeah, you can get on the floor with her.
Speaker 1: So I went, and I didn't know if they were
Speaker 1: going to meet up with other famous people, Like I
Speaker 1: just via Kuroda, which is this place that I've always
Speaker 1: that it's I see it on demas all the time.
Speaker 1: Anya used to go there all the time. It's like
Speaker 1: a celebrity Like where's they It's in the village. Is
Speaker 1: it like it's like really nice or really yeah? It's
Speaker 1: not like it's it's just yeah, it's it's delicious and
Speaker 1: like gorgeous food. And I didn't see any others, but um,
Speaker 1: we got there and we I just had the best
Speaker 1: time with these three girls that I just met an
Speaker 1: hour before, and they were so nice. We had such
Speaker 1: good conversations, and um, it was all because this twenty
Speaker 1: two year old just like extended this invite in the
Speaker 1: most sincere, your kind way, noke. She was so unca
Speaker 1: there's no like pretension or like like celebrity about her.
Speaker 1: And you know, they're saying like they're telling stories at
Speaker 1: the table and they're like, oh, yeah, well I should
Speaker 1: tell Taylor that, and I'm just like Taylor, I go wait.
Speaker 1: Because there were times where they would say, oh, we
Speaker 1: know each other through John and I'm like and and
Speaker 1: and and Ben or something, and I go who are
Speaker 1: these people? And then you find out there like they
Speaker 1: continue the name and their celebrities names. So when they're like, oh, um,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, that that was the one where Taylor, you know,
Speaker 1: and Taylor was there and I'm like Taylor, who and
Speaker 1: she's like and they're like swift and I'm just kind
Speaker 1: I just like gulp, you know, just like I'm keeping
Speaker 1: it in. And then I realized and she's like, I
Speaker 1: have to text Taylor about that. She said she said
Speaker 1: that about something that they were talking about, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I can't believe my contact is in the
Speaker 1: same phone talking to her like through a medium, Like
Speaker 1: like you're like like, like, what else could you out? Taylor?
Speaker 1: I was just I just is that someday Kiernan and
Speaker 1: Taylor hanging out add for my show comes on and
Speaker 1: Karenan goes, you know, she's so cool, and then Taylor goes,
Speaker 1: really because she is really annoying to me with how
Speaker 1: much she obsessed with me, but maybe I'll let her in.
Speaker 1: This is the girl that talks to me through you. No,
Speaker 1: I wasn't. I didn't say anything. I wasn't like telling
Speaker 1: me about Taylor. I was just like I just clocked.
Speaker 1: I just go Taylor who and they go swift and
Speaker 1: I go oh and then just you know, wet myself
Speaker 1: and then stole our number. Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: I guess it's one degree of separation, like the Kevin
Speaker 1: Bacon thing. Yeah, I'm there, I'm on, I'm on the precipice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it's very close. But this girl Karnan, she
Speaker 1: is the way she was with me, she is probably
Speaker 1: friends with fucking everyone. She is just the kindest person,
Speaker 1: so nice. And and then later on in the dinner,
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, kas is going to come by, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, who's this and eventually was like, who's kaz
Speaker 1: And they were like from Kazzi from David, Yes, Larry
Speaker 1: David starter Kazie David who I've never met, but I'm
Speaker 1: a fan of her writing as well, and it's so weird,
Speaker 1: like the two women who's writing I like seek out
Speaker 1: when they write anything, were you know, me and uh
Speaker 1: Kazi And they both showed up and Kazi, man I
Speaker 1: I love her so much, so funny, so like just
Speaker 1: saying things that like you know, you go, I like
Speaker 1: I was biting my tongue a little bit sometimes not
Speaker 1: to like be too mean or like ship talkie or
Speaker 1: like just say weird things. Kazi came in and just
Speaker 1: like cut cut into that, like she's and she's friends
Speaker 1: with them, so she was more comfortable. But it just
Speaker 1: made me go, like I was just like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is no, no, no no. But it was like it
Speaker 1: was a eight hang and she was only there for
Speaker 1: like the last fifteen minutes, but I was like, I
Speaker 1: love her, like I really want to be Like they're
Speaker 1: like we don't need Nikki as our friend, like she's fine,
Speaker 1: but like I don't agree with that. I think I
Speaker 1: want to be desperately to be friends with them, But
Speaker 1: I just I think that they're probably good with like
Speaker 1: just knowing me from Afar based on just yeah, there's
Speaker 1: so many famous friends and it's like they don't need me,
Speaker 1: but Cassie needs me. There's just like a comic energy
Speaker 1: to it of like there's these these women are intellectuals
Speaker 1: by like Kiernan and uh, you know me and her
Speaker 1: friend Alissa who does a podcast with Lena Dunham. They're
Speaker 1: like intellectuals and I'm I'm smart enough to keep up,
Speaker 1: but like you're definitely smart enough. Don't put people on
Speaker 1: a pedestal, don't put them off the on top of
Speaker 1: the floor table. Oh I mean I'm on, I'm on
Speaker 1: my own pedals. Still, it's just a different one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I but I really loved these Did they mention
Speaker 1: a about like seeing the rows you're seeing your stand up?
Speaker 1: They were fans of mine? Yeah, yeah, that's awesome. They're
Speaker 1: saying the same about you somewhere. I'm sure she's talking
Speaker 1: to Taylor right now there in pajamas, lay in bed,
Speaker 1: that nicky glazer. Man. You think she's funny in person, Man,
Speaker 1: she's I just couldn't believe how nice these girls were
Speaker 1: because they just I look at them as like such,
Speaker 1: the like cool girls, and I just and I know
Speaker 1: that people consider me like a cool girl, and I
Speaker 1: forget that, but I just don't feel that way like ever,
Speaker 1: especially on the day where I was like on like
Speaker 1: in the Andy Cohen space of like this is a
Speaker 1: world where I'm like, I'm just grateful to be here,
Speaker 1: Like I know, but dude, if you did that show
Speaker 1: five times again, it will be it's not. But it
Speaker 1: was so it was just like I was like, this
Speaker 1: was such a I made four four new friends, um
Speaker 1: in one night. And it was all because I did
Speaker 1: something socially that I let me be honest, I didn't
Speaker 1: want to do because it's awkward. I didn't even know
Speaker 1: if they wanted me there. But I just go, you
Speaker 1: know what, I gotta go because I gotta be open
Speaker 1: to things and and they wouldn't. I'm going to take
Speaker 1: them at their word. They wouldn't have invited me if
Speaker 1: they didn't want to, and if they made the mistake
Speaker 1: of inviting me when they didn't really mean it, well
Speaker 1: they're gonna They're gonna rue the day because I'm showing
Speaker 1: up and they were so excited. I was there and
Speaker 1: it was sincere. It was really cute. I just love
Speaker 1: her here and in chip check out her new She
Speaker 1: has a new show on Roku called um oh God.
Speaker 1: It was like something about I can't wait to watch it.
Speaker 1: They showed a clip of it and I was like,
Speaker 1: she is going to win an oscar someday. She's captivating.
Speaker 1: Um But yeah, she was Sally Draper in Madmen. She
Speaker 1: just her parents are in real estate. They from Chicago,
Speaker 1: and she just told her parents like I want to
Speaker 1: go to um l A for pilot season when she
Speaker 1: was six. She didn't even know, like she just had
Speaker 1: heard of it and she was like, I just had
Speaker 1: so much confidence. And she booked a movie. And then
Speaker 1: she booked Sally Draper like right away and as so
Speaker 1: fascinating to hear about her, Like that's kind of what
Speaker 1: Taylor did in Nashville. Yeah, just a young age. I
Speaker 1: think the same thing. But my parents are like, no, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I told my mom I want to be
Speaker 1: a model when I was like seven, And she's like,
Speaker 1: is the is the series called Swimming with Sharks? Yes,
Speaker 1: swimming with Sharks? Thank you? It looks so good. Um,
Speaker 1: she is so beautiful. Jesus Christ. It is alarming. It
Speaker 1: doesn't it's it's unreal how pretty that girl is in person.
Speaker 1: There's some people that are just like porcelain dolls. And
Speaker 1: she's so nice, like really really nice. God, her parents
Speaker 1: did a great job. She's a great person. All right,
Speaker 1: let's get to the news. It's Thursday, folks. You know
Speaker 1: what that means. It is Thursday. I hope you're having
Speaker 1: all the swells out there. We're gonna be in Minneapolis,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna be in Madison, Wisconsin. Two shows in Madison,
Speaker 1: one in Minneapolis. Minneapolis is tomorrow. Friday. Yeah is Saturday.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I hope you're having all the swells again.
Speaker 1: And the Sunday Sunday Day Day. I'm getting a facial
Speaker 1: to day after that on Monday. Yeah, well then premieres
Speaker 1: Sunday night, another big thing. Yeah, today is Nicki Glazer
Speaker 1: Day in St. Louis. I'm taking a nap after this,
Speaker 1: and then I'm going to go throwing out the first pitch.
Speaker 1: I keep looking at your arm, thinking of the ready. Really,
Speaker 1: we'll get you in the news. Okay, cool, alright, you
Speaker 1: know it's looking at that arm and that whole body.
Speaker 1: Whole body over there. Okay, this story is crazy. I
Speaker 1: think you're gonna love it. A pet duck led police
Speaker 1: to crack the case of a missing North Carolina grandmother
Speaker 1: who vanished over two years ago, and led to the
Speaker 1: murder charges against the victim's granddaughter and grandson in all, wait,
Speaker 1: how did a duck cracker case? That's okay, So both
Speaker 1: of these people were under investigation. The body was nowhere
Speaker 1: to be found, since like, don't tell that to a duck.
Speaker 1: A breakthrough in the case happened this month when a
Speaker 1: pet duck got spooked and ran underneath a trailer. The
Speaker 1: owners who chased the duck found a container that had
Speaker 1: the woman's body in it. An we do not believe
Speaker 1: she was killed at that address. She was killed at
Speaker 1: another location and then transported to where her remains were
Speaker 1: found by the pet. So the duck just like got
Speaker 1: spooked and like went to a place where people when
Speaker 1: they went to go find the duck. The duck wasn't
Speaker 1: like it's over here like it was Gilbert Godfrey. I
Speaker 1: feel like that is God. That's got to be God.
Speaker 1: Those kind of things, like when a runner finds a
Speaker 1: body and like, oh I saw one hangnail underneath elite,
Speaker 1: It's like, that's not coincidence. That's something bigger. That's like
Speaker 1: the one time. I'm like, really, that's the one time,
Speaker 1: just the one when runner finds a body. See, I
Speaker 1: don't think I think it's a complete coincidence. But I
Speaker 1: also am open to like they're being now with Tyler Henry.
Speaker 1: I believe that there are people out there, but I
Speaker 1: don't think they affect the laws of the universe. Souls
Speaker 1: don't like can't tell a duck to go do something,
Speaker 1: but eventually a duck's gonna I wonder what this woman
Speaker 1: had in common with ducks, Like maybe there was something
Speaker 1: like she really liked ducks, duck, like like one of
Speaker 1: those cement ducks in her garden. Um, so they duck
Speaker 1: growing up? How did they connect it to the people
Speaker 1: that How did they figure out who killed the duck? Well,
Speaker 1: she killed the duck, who killed the grandma. So both
Speaker 1: of the of her granddaughter and her um husband. Um,
Speaker 1: both of them were kind of like stealing money from
Speaker 1: her account and her prescriptions, and they were under investigation
Speaker 1: with the connection of her death, and they were both
Speaker 1: charged with concealing a death. The investigators just didn't have
Speaker 1: the body to I guess finished the conversions where. I mean,
Speaker 1: these people got to put bodies in better places. Probably tupperware, yeah,
Speaker 1: nice top, probably concealed the smell pretty well. I mean,
Speaker 1: how far away was this from where they killed her?
Speaker 1: People are people are lazy about the people who murder.
Speaker 1: People are dumb. It's like to be to have the
Speaker 1: kind of anger and like did you hear kind of
Speaker 1: impulses kind of a body and be like whatever, it's fine,
Speaker 1: what would you do to get rid of her body? Wait? Sorry,
Speaker 1: There was just like a huge case in Queens, New
Speaker 1: York where, um, a woman was having an affair with
Speaker 1: her handyman and he like, you know, I guess she
Speaker 1: was trying to break off the relationship with him, and
Speaker 1: he chopped her up and put her in trash bags
Speaker 1: and just like carried her out of the house. And
Speaker 1: he was caught on like surveillance camera because everyone has
Speaker 1: surveillance cameras through like ringing and all that. It's been
Speaker 1: so easy back in the seventies and eighties. You could
Speaker 1: be so lazy with it. You could bring it out
Speaker 1: like four could literally like just roll it down the stairs.
Speaker 1: You won't even have to cut it up. How getting
Speaker 1: away with murder now has got to be so difficult.
Speaker 1: You're such an idiot if you try to kill someone now,
Speaker 1: I mean, really, just gun fine people, Duck, That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like, if you're out of if you're poor
Speaker 1: in a poor part of town like Tiler and you know,
Speaker 1: we don't we don't care about poor people. Cops don't
Speaker 1: care about poor people. It's that there's no money in
Speaker 1: caring about poor people. Yeah, so who So how do
Speaker 1: you give Carl and duck? And so I'm a little
Speaker 1: bit on this like yeah, like he has this great
Speaker 1: bit about like you know why there's a homeless problem
Speaker 1: because there's no money in fixing the homeless problem. There's
Speaker 1: no money. And interesting, there's money in the drug problem.
Speaker 1: There's money. Like, there's no money and the homeless So
Speaker 1: that's why it's we're not going to do anything about it.
Speaker 1: He's so good. Um, I had a duck growing up.
Speaker 1: Did you know that? Did you? How did you kill?
Speaker 1: My mom got it from an owl? Killed it? What? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we woke up one day and an owl had picked
Speaker 1: it up off the ground and put it on a
Speaker 1: table the higher ground on actually the railing of our debt,
Speaker 1: you know, the deck that killed it. And oh ye
Speaker 1: had ripped it to shreds on the and just left
Speaker 1: it out there like almost like did your grandma's dumble
Speaker 1: upon it? Wait, no, but like how did you How
Speaker 1: did My mom went out in the morning on Sunday
Speaker 1: morning and just like saw the duck. But it was
Speaker 1: so cute, that little duck. We named it um, like
Speaker 1: we're trying to come up with a name for it
Speaker 1: when my mom brought it home and it was the
Speaker 1: same summer that that song like Maria Maria was like
Speaker 1: big and so Kursen for some reason, because she's the
Speaker 1: funniest person alive, came up with um. Remember that part
Speaker 1: where it's like play it. It's like the your nick
Speaker 1: named Dame Brown Burn Brown Brown and he's just played
Speaker 1: by Carlos Santana. So Christi played by Carlos sun Quackers
Speaker 1: and so his name was Carlos because of that song.
Speaker 1: Did you buy the stuff? My mom bought him at
Speaker 1: the Sulard market. She just came home from the market
Speaker 1: out of tuck and we were just like, when did
Speaker 1: mom get cool? When is mom bringing home in pets?
Speaker 1: She was never a pet person? So where does Doug
Speaker 1: live inside in the backyard? I mean, we didn't do
Speaker 1: a good We didn't. We didn't give that duck the
Speaker 1: life it deserved and that's why that an owl got it.
Speaker 1: But you know, did the kind of nature it too
Speaker 1: was definitely natured out. Yeah, all right, let's get to
Speaker 1: the next story. Okay, have you heard about this? Olivia?
Speaker 1: Olivia Wilde was served custody papers by her ex Jason
Speaker 1: Studakis while on stage discussing her new film in front
Speaker 1: of four thousand industry executives. Her new film That where
Speaker 1: she met Harry Style. Harry Styles. Studakis says he had
Speaker 1: no idea custody papers would be handed to her so publicly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think that's when I heard that. I was like,
Speaker 1: Jason Sudekis is not a type of person in my
Speaker 1: like what do I know? But like that would do that?
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that that's funny to think that I
Speaker 1: didn't do it it will let Yeah, yeah, it seems
Speaker 1: it's another one of those things. If you didn't talk
Speaker 1: to him, you would think like it was a spiteful
Speaker 1: move because she did have an affair. Hair Styles is
Speaker 1: so good looking. Huh. I don't think that's I think
Speaker 1: you're confusing. Like Amber heard in her they do like
Speaker 1: she had an affair with Harry. I don't think that
Speaker 1: she's obviously still married, but I feel already broken up
Speaker 1: when the Harry thing started. That's not what I've I
Speaker 1: think they met before they broken up, but I don't
Speaker 1: think they started dating until after I mean separated. I
Speaker 1: mean he dates other women too, So you're thinking that
Speaker 1: they met on set. It happens a lot where you
Speaker 1: end up dating someone that you know before you break
Speaker 1: up with the person, and it doesn't mean that anything
Speaker 1: squirrelly was going on before. You're giving her the benefit
Speaker 1: out Harry Styles. In the whole thing is that she
Speaker 1: left her husband for Harry Styles. What are we talking
Speaker 1: about here? I don't know. I don't think that. I
Speaker 1: don't know that it was it. I don't think that
Speaker 1: I'm not she was unhappy in the marriage. No, I
Speaker 1: understand that, But don't you think, well, she's allowed to
Speaker 1: date someone after you get separated from someone, after you
Speaker 1: break up with someone, you're allowed to date someone else.
Speaker 1: Report of law. Apparently, I'm just saying, like in the
Speaker 1: this is about custody. This isn't about her cheating. There's
Speaker 1: never been that. This is a custody about. This isn't
Speaker 1: about him like getting more money or him not giving
Speaker 1: her money because she cheated. There's nothing like that in
Speaker 1: this story. Don't you think Jason sadig Is would probably
Speaker 1: still be married if she didn't end up hooking up
Speaker 1: with Harry style. I do remember the stories we're saying
Speaker 1: that Jason Studakis was like heartbroken over it, and they
Speaker 1: were presenting him as like taking a long time to
Speaker 1: get over her, right, I did remember that too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. I just you just never know,
Speaker 1: because I just don't know what's going on right now. Hours.
Speaker 1: So Harry is that good looking where we're not gonna
Speaker 1: say that he broke up a marriage. No, I'm not saying.
Speaker 1: I just think that if if he did, how did
Speaker 1: he not break up a marriage? What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Someone can be in an unhappy marriage and then meet
Speaker 1: a guy on set. It doesn't mean that they're like,
Speaker 1: I'm going to break up with him for this guy
Speaker 1: as soon as But then when you break up, you
Speaker 1: go I'm single now, and then all the sudden people
Speaker 1: that the marriage with Yeah, example of the marriage break
Speaker 1: up the marriage part I think I think can be
Speaker 1: true here. I don't even put the blame on Angelina Jolie,
Speaker 1: like that marriage was already gonna end. Branson and bread
Speaker 1: Pitt and Angelina one. No relationships end. Relationships end. And also,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry if your husband's cheating on you or your
Speaker 1: girlfriend's cheating on you, you have some you have. People
Speaker 1: are going to come at me for this. You have
Speaker 1: a part to play in it. I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: eating crazy and you don't have a part to blame it,
Speaker 1: Like you need to seck your husband's dick more, bitch.
Speaker 1: It's like you are with someone who doesn't like you
Speaker 1: and who would cheat on you. Therefore you are not
Speaker 1: You don't know the person you're with. If you if
Speaker 1: you think that person you're with could never cheat on you,
Speaker 1: you have a harsh lesson to learn, which it might
Speaker 1: not be it's not your fault, but like good, you
Speaker 1: don't want to be with that person. That should end.
Speaker 1: That's an unhealthy relationship. It's not because of that woman.
Speaker 1: It's not because of that man. As a girl who
Speaker 1: has been the other woman, it wasn't my fault that
Speaker 1: your relationship was shit. If I hadn't come along, it
Speaker 1: would have been someone else. Bitch. Look, I would fucking
Speaker 1: suck Harry Styles dick too. Is that what understand why
Speaker 1: we're having a hard time understanding that? No, I just
Speaker 1: think we are like I I agree your dad and
Speaker 1: mom would have divorced had it not been for your stepmom. Sure, okay,
Speaker 1: well there, okay, how about this? If Ivy was out
Speaker 1: on a fucking work trip he sleeps with another woman
Speaker 1: who knew about you publicly because you're married with two kids,
Speaker 1: don't care. We have no evidence before, no one cares.
Speaker 1: It's fine. But also we don't have any evidence that
Speaker 1: Harry Styles and she slept together before they broke up.
Speaker 1: That's there. There's nothing yet that the evidence is that
Speaker 1: they hooked up. Where divorce? There's no evidence for that?
Speaker 1: Where is that evidence? Why are we playing dumb? Like?
Speaker 1: What is going on in here? I'm not playing dumb.
Speaker 1: I swear to god they might have had like like
Speaker 1: she might have been like, oh my god, if I
Speaker 1: was single, this would be something I would pursue. But
Speaker 1: you don't leave your husband because you have a fun
Speaker 1: little flirtation with someone. No' is exactly right. Like if
Speaker 1: Noah wouldn't blame if it wasn't this woman that Abby met,
Speaker 1: it would be someone else. Their relationship is not healthy.
Speaker 1: If he's even able to do that, it's not that woman.
Speaker 1: The two of us are responsible for our relationships, so
Speaker 1: I would put the onus on the two of us
Speaker 1: getting to the point where one has to cheat on
Speaker 1: the other. Yes, I'm saying I'm not disagreeing like I
Speaker 1: think you're coming at me, like Elain up the marriage.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people put on the third party.
Speaker 1: But there is another perspective to be had, I guess,
Speaker 1: and that's where me and Nikki are. I just don't
Speaker 1: think that she and Harry Stiles did anything before they
Speaker 1: broke up. I would believe that. I just think that
Speaker 1: she is a I mean, I don't know her, but
Speaker 1: I just and what do I know? But I am
Speaker 1: giving her the benefit of doubt that she did not
Speaker 1: betray that relationship and broke up with a relation. To
Speaker 1: be listen, you can't help the way you feel if
Speaker 1: you do develop a crush on someone while you have
Speaker 1: a husband, while you have a boyfriend, while you have
Speaker 1: a girlfriend, whatever. You can't help that you have a crush.
Speaker 1: You really can't help that. There's yes, you can distance
Speaker 1: yourself from them. You can do things like but if
Speaker 1: you're constantly thinking about someone, there's something wrong in your relationship,
Speaker 1: or you need to be in an open relationship, or
Speaker 1: monogamy is not cut out for you. But like, that
Speaker 1: is not that other person's fault, and that is not
Speaker 1: that's not even your fault. I'm just in a relationship.
Speaker 1: The point of all of this was that if he
Speaker 1: did send those papers out of spite, I could see
Speaker 1: how he could be spiteful if his wife left him
Speaker 1: while she was on set with someone else. That's all
Speaker 1: I was saying, no and not believe him while she
Speaker 1: was on set with someone else. She just met a guy.
Speaker 1: It's nothing about said. Okay, so if you and Brenna
Speaker 1: broke up and then Brenna starts dating someone that you knew,
Speaker 1: she knew before you broke up. That doesn't mean before
Speaker 1: that happen on this way. But this is what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about, what I've googled it. There's no evidence that
Speaker 1: they hooked up before they broke up, no evidence. So
Speaker 1: but would you like is that would you then blame
Speaker 1: that guy for your breakup? If Brenna happened to date
Speaker 1: someone who she had no sexual relationship with, no even flirtation,
Speaker 1: was just friends with, and then it happened to develop
Speaker 1: in something more after you guys broke up, that wasn't
Speaker 1: that guy's fault. That wasn't Brenna like pre planning it
Speaker 1: and breaking up with you so she could be with him,
Speaker 1: which actually people have every right to do if they
Speaker 1: broke up. If they broke up, they can actually break
Speaker 1: up with someone before they attempt to do something physical
Speaker 1: with other person. And that is not cheating. That is
Speaker 1: realizing I want something better than what I have final answer,
Speaker 1: not final thought. And you're gonna get a lot of
Speaker 1: d ms being like go Andrew go, because there are
Speaker 1: girls that are like, I've been cheated on. It's it's
Speaker 1: not my fault. I'm not saying it's your fault. Boys,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's your fault. If you get cheated on,
Speaker 1: it's no one's fault, but it means your relationship. It
Speaker 1: would have happened anyway, it's not that person. And if
Speaker 1: you're and if it was that person, that person tricked
Speaker 1: your boyfriend into hooking up or tricked your girlfriend and
Speaker 1: seduced them, then you're dating a fucking weak idiot that
Speaker 1: you shouldn't be with because that idiot I'm saying that,
Speaker 1: but I'm just saying that. I'm saying Olivia Wilde would
Speaker 1: be the weak idiot if she left him because she
Speaker 1: was seduced by Harry and Harry had and she would
Speaker 1: have stayed with Jason forever had Harry not come along.
Speaker 1: And what wove as spell like and she's disillusioned and
Speaker 1: they're not even gonna last, and Harry just wanted her first,
Speaker 1: Like maybe they're actually meant to be more than Jason
Speaker 1: and her, And she should leave Jason for the leave
Speaker 1: her if he needs someone that's better for him. People
Speaker 1: should not settle. You should constantly be having to earn
Speaker 1: the person you're with. Look, I'm not arguing with any
Speaker 1: of this. Go to break, Let's go back with our sports,
Speaker 1: and we're back Sports Moment of the Week Gears Andrews
Speaker 1: Weekly st Huh, I didn't see a movie. That was
Speaker 1: the last They were banging the whole time they made it.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, okay, are you going back and what you
Speaker 1: just said? Originally? Maybe? Okay, I'm gonna read this, but
Speaker 1: I have no idea what it means because it's sports.
Speaker 1: But it has something to do with the Cardinals bench clearing.
Speaker 1: Bra Yeah, there you go. Uh Mets Cardinals brawl erupts
Speaker 1: after um, a Mets hitter got hit by a pitch.
Speaker 1: J D. Davis left the game in the eighth inning
Speaker 1: after b hit in the left ankle. A brawl broke
Speaker 1: out between the Mets and Cardinals and St. Louis when
Speaker 1: Mets reliever Yoan Lopez retaliated by throwing high and inside
Speaker 1: at Nolan Arnado. I mean, these are guys acting like
Speaker 1: five year olds and somehow because it's tradition. It's fine.
Speaker 1: What's tradition a brawl? Grown men running out and fighting
Speaker 1: each other the benches. The whole team came out and
Speaker 1: they just started everyone even like who brakes it up.
Speaker 1: It's so funny because like baseball players, they're so like
Speaker 1: kind of out of shape in a way because it's baseball.
Speaker 1: It's not like they're in shape. But they're not like
Speaker 1: they run from the from the deep. I'm talking like
Speaker 1: five feet away. You know, you have five on your feet.
Speaker 1: They're winded and it takes so long. How long did
Speaker 1: it take to break up? And did anyone get hurt?
Speaker 1: No one really ever? Like nowadays, like back in the day,
Speaker 1: like people begin hit with bats and ship like straight up.
Speaker 1: But now it's more like an ego thing. I was like,
Speaker 1: it's a lot of like in your face, hold me back,
Speaker 1: a lot of hold me back. Yes, like hold me back.
Speaker 1: The umpires have to break it up. There's are those
Speaker 1: are old umpires. There's also now there's you know security,
Speaker 1: but um, just don't throw the ball today at at
Speaker 1: the pitch or Nikki when you're throwing first. It's a
Speaker 1: different team. I told Nikki about this. I said, it
Speaker 1: would be great if you actually start to brawl going again,
Speaker 1: Well it would be a funny comment to say. I
Speaker 1: just hope I don't hit Arnato's ankle, Yes, like isn't
Speaker 1: that what who had made the brawl? Oh, I'll try
Speaker 1: not to hit you are are you gonna be on Mike,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I'm going to give some statement,
Speaker 1: like they're giving me the key to baseball Ballpark Village,
Speaker 1: and then they're giving me a star on the Walk
Speaker 1: of Fame, and then I have to make some statement afterwards.
Speaker 1: And then I go throw the pitch and I get
Speaker 1: to bring my family out, my mom and dad and
Speaker 1: my sister coming out to the mountain with me. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be fun. Are you nervous? No? I literally gives
Speaker 1: a fuck what happens. Like, honestly, I don't care. I
Speaker 1: don't care because it's just I'm not a baseball player.
Speaker 1: I don't even want to do this. I asked if
Speaker 1: I could say this the national anthem, sing the national anthem.
Speaker 1: They said no, we'll do the first princh. I'm a
Speaker 1: girl who does not claim to be good at sports.
Speaker 1: It's just a fun thing to do. I am grateful
Speaker 1: that I get to do it, but like, I don't
Speaker 1: like I feel like more like Andrew and Chris are
Speaker 1: more like obsessed with like how well I do than me.
Speaker 1: The only thing that I will be upset about if
Speaker 1: I throw a bad ball is like how disappointed Chris
Speaker 1: and Andrew. Well, I won't be I swear to God,
Speaker 1: I don't like it. They'll know, they'll be embarrassed on
Speaker 1: my behalf. But I won't be embarrassed, won't. I won't
Speaker 1: from a friend, I really won't. I just won't be.
Speaker 1: I just don't care. I'm and I'm too tired to care.
Speaker 1: That is other things, the words the better for me,
Speaker 1: not beat for your embarrassment, just because it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Nothing matters. Also, there's never been a first pitch other
Speaker 1: than unfor George Bush when he threw that saved our country.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, that's been so good. That that's been so good.
Speaker 1: A great one, bad one. Yeah, I mean he throws
Speaker 1: its six ft to the left, and he's you know,
Speaker 1: he's athletic, you know when whenever, being a man has
Speaker 1: got to have a little bit more. Yeah, people, as
Speaker 1: long as it goes somewhat straight. No, it actually doesn't
Speaker 1: even matter. It doesn't matter at all. It doesn't get tired.
Speaker 1: I'm excited though today because I don't have to like
Speaker 1: do it like I've been having to do press all day,
Speaker 1: every day, every damn day for like weeks and weeks,
Speaker 1: and it's a lot of interviewing, it's a lot of
Speaker 1: answering questions, and today it's just I give one little
Speaker 1: statement after they give me the thing, and then I
Speaker 1: go out and throw the pitch and I'm not even miked.
Speaker 1: And I might, like, you know, boomerang some fucking shirts
Speaker 1: with red Bird and the fucking Cardinals gals into the stands,
Speaker 1: but that's it, and then I'm just My only thing
Speaker 1: is like it's like going to be a big party
Speaker 1: with like my family, Chris and his family, and I
Speaker 1: just might not be like I'm not like that awake
Speaker 1: for it. I gotta find some fucking meth or something.
Speaker 1: I gotta I don't know how I'm going to get
Speaker 1: through today. I am so tired. I'll try to. I'll
Speaker 1: try to, but I'm gonna sleep all tonight in Minneapolis
Speaker 1: and Madisone are going to be so fun. And then
Speaker 1: Sunday I'm going to sleep so much. But we might
Speaker 1: do a viewing party in which we have like the
Speaker 1: public come out, so it'll be another thing. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I just need a tape off so bad. It's like,
Speaker 1: please give me COVID this weekend. If you have COVID,
Speaker 1: we come cough in my mouth. I'm desperate for a
Speaker 1: day I just please. All right, let's get the fan
Speaker 1: trax alrighty, all right, UM, let's start off with Molly,
Speaker 1: who needs some advice. Hi, besties. So I'm calling in
Speaker 1: today a little bit nervous, but with a vulnerable topic
Speaker 1: and that question that I've always been wanting to ask
Speaker 1: you guys. So this past week or so, UM, I've
Speaker 1: really been trying my best and more dedicated than ever
Speaker 1: to quitting weed. Um, I don't drink. I stopped drinking
Speaker 1: my sophomore year of college just because I just really
Speaker 1: never liked it and we'd became my choice at that point.
Speaker 1: And I've been smoking every day since I was like eighteen,
Speaker 1: and I'm now twenty three, and I'm really trying to
Speaker 1: quit because I've been going to therapy and making such
Speaker 1: great progress and just doing all of the other steps
Speaker 1: that come along with bettering myself. And we need is
Speaker 1: something that is the center of my life, like a
Speaker 1: true addict. And I just love you guys so much.
Speaker 1: The show means so so much to me, and I
Speaker 1: know that you know I relate to you, guys, and
Speaker 1: your advice would really speak to me and maybe anybody
Speaker 1: else who's struggling with the same thing. So yeah, I
Speaker 1: hope I said everything, and I hope you guys answer
Speaker 1: and I don't know. Thank you, thank you so much
Speaker 1: for everything you do. Joint. Oh my god, Molly, that
Speaker 1: is so nice. Your voice is so soothing. Whatever pot
Speaker 1: smoke does to your voice, it's really good. Added oh man,
Speaker 1: I mean, this one's a tough one. But it's like
Speaker 1: it's so hard to quit weed, especially after you like
Speaker 1: you know, it's the thing that works for you. It's
Speaker 1: the thing that you feel like as someone who really
Speaker 1: relates to I can function on weed. I can. I
Speaker 1: like it every day. I feel like it was medicinal.
Speaker 1: It helps with my depression, it helps with my anxiety.
Speaker 1: Like I do know though that like you want to
Speaker 1: quit for a reason, and I think that's an important
Speaker 1: thing to remember, is like if it was serving you,
Speaker 1: like things that aren't taking away from your life, you
Speaker 1: don't seek out reasons to quit, so like that is
Speaker 1: already there, right, Like I think it's a lot of
Speaker 1: times we can convince ourselves of things we want to quit,
Speaker 1: like no, I don't need to we like all of
Speaker 1: a sudden go oh waits like what was I even thinking?
Speaker 1: It's like, well, have you ever wanted to quit watching friends?
Speaker 1: Like have you ever like sought help, like I need
Speaker 1: to quit I don't know walking my dog Like this
Speaker 1: is a problem, like if it was, so, if it's
Speaker 1: it means it's a problem that you want to quit.
Speaker 1: But it also means though that like I think that
Speaker 1: it's really scary to think of your whole life without weed.
Speaker 1: And I think that's something that like holds me back
Speaker 1: from quitting things, is to go, oh my god, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go the rest of my life with this thing
Speaker 1: that I, like you said, is the center of your life.
Speaker 1: So and I don't think though that like, oh, I'll
Speaker 1: just take a month off. Those kinds of things are
Speaker 1: very helpful, even though that's a thing that a lot
Speaker 1: of people do, like sober January or whatever, sober October. Um.
Speaker 1: I think that I think what you should do, Molly
Speaker 1: is just experiment with like allowing yourself to have it.
Speaker 1: And I've said this before, but like really not having
Speaker 1: shame in it, because I'm sensing probably like a lot
Speaker 1: of shame of like, oh I'm doing it again. I
Speaker 1: need this every day. I'm such a loser. I probably
Speaker 1: have to waken like I'm guessing you're like me. You
Speaker 1: like wanted as soon as you wake up in the morning.
Speaker 1: It's like replace coffee for you in ways. You want
Speaker 1: it before you watch TV. You want it before you
Speaker 1: go out and hang out with your parents. You want
Speaker 1: it before you go walk the dog, like you want
Speaker 1: it before everything. It's like makes everything better. Let yourself
Speaker 1: to have it because those urges to have it. You're
Speaker 1: doing it for a reason. You're not doing it because
Speaker 1: you're a bad person and you want to like fucking
Speaker 1: get you what. You love drugs and you love being
Speaker 1: like out of swords and you love being like a
Speaker 1: worse friend and not as present. You're not like no
Speaker 1: one wants to be that. You're doing it because you're
Speaker 1: in pain, and it takes you out of your pain momentarily.
Speaker 1: That is why you're doing it, which is like who
Speaker 1: would ever fault someone for wanting to do something like that?
Speaker 1: And yeah, other people can fault you for it, but
Speaker 1: they don't. They have their things that take them out
Speaker 1: of their pain. Yours happens to be weed. That's the
Speaker 1: way your physiology works. It just works for you, but
Speaker 1: in the long run, it doesn't work because it takes
Speaker 1: you out of your pain momentarily, and then on the
Speaker 1: back end, it's your pain is still there after you're
Speaker 1: not high again, and then there's more pain because you
Speaker 1: have the anxiety of failing and smoking the weed and
Speaker 1: feeling bad about yourself, And then what do you have
Speaker 1: to calm that anxiety? More weed? So like I would
Speaker 1: try to first experiment with just like because I remember
Speaker 1: and maybe you've heard me say it when I quit weed,
Speaker 1: which I felt like how am I ever gonna do this?
Speaker 1: I just changed my attitude about it and was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, you deserve this, like you need this.
Speaker 1: God only knows what you would do if you didn't
Speaker 1: have this. It would be like maybe you would kick
Speaker 1: your dog, Maybe you would punch a wall and break
Speaker 1: your hand, maybe you would cry all day and not
Speaker 1: be able to work. Like this is the least bad
Speaker 1: thing you could do right now because you're in pain, Like,
Speaker 1: so just let yourself have it, and I think that
Speaker 1: you'll see that you it will slowly fade away and
Speaker 1: you'll get to a place where if you're practice being
Speaker 1: gentle with yourself and kind to yourself about your usage
Speaker 1: of weed and not judging it and not feeling like
Speaker 1: dirty and like bad and secretive, just being like I
Speaker 1: just need this and if I didn't, I wouldn't be
Speaker 1: doing it. You will be able to be because you
Speaker 1: smoke weed, because you're you're not kind to yourself, you know,
Speaker 1: like you're smoking weed to a suage anxieties. Anxieties come
Speaker 1: from like self hatred, thinking about the past, thinking about
Speaker 1: the future, worrying, thinking about yourself, yourself, yourself, I hate myself.
Speaker 1: I'm a bad person, all these things. And so if
Speaker 1: you start by like eliminating the guilt of you're a
Speaker 1: bad person because as of the weed, that will take
Speaker 1: some of that pressure off, and then eventually you learn
Speaker 1: to be better to yourself. And there's also twelve step
Speaker 1: programs for marijuana that you can look into and you
Speaker 1: just can type in twelve step marijuana, And there are
Speaker 1: meetings that you can attend that I'm aware of. There
Speaker 1: are there's like whole support groups for people that smoke weed,
Speaker 1: and I think it's marijuana is anonymous is what it's
Speaker 1: called m A. And there's meetings on zoom all across
Speaker 1: the country that you can go to and get help
Speaker 1: from people that are suffering from the same thing as
Speaker 1: you and don't listen to people who have normal relationships
Speaker 1: with weed. Don't convince yourself you're one of those people.
Speaker 1: You are not. You're not. You wish you were, so
Speaker 1: do I I wish I could just have one glass
Speaker 1: of wine here and there. I wish I could have
Speaker 1: just one hit of weed here and there before a movie.
Speaker 1: It doesn't We're different. So don't listen to those people
Speaker 1: that go, oh, I just haven't like when I want to,
Speaker 1: like feel like laugh a lot at a reality show
Speaker 1: and just and you go, you know what I could
Speaker 1: do that you can't. Girl, You're not. You're different and
Speaker 1: you're special, but you're special and way and so that's
Speaker 1: another thing that gets in the way of quitting is
Speaker 1: just being around people that are have a better relationship
Speaker 1: with things, and you go, why can't I do that well?
Speaker 1: Because you also have brown hair and they have blonde hair.
Speaker 1: Like It's it's as simple as that. You're just not
Speaker 1: the same person, so we can't all be the same
Speaker 1: with drugs. I hope that helps, And you can DM
Speaker 1: me if you want to talk about it too. Um
Speaker 1: all right, next panther Rex, thank you for letting me
Speaker 1: monologize another person asking for help tiny candre. And my
Speaker 1: name is Raley from Bulgaria and I'm calling for advice,
Speaker 1: but most teachers to talk to my friends. You know,
Speaker 1: I just felt like talking to you. I'm in such
Speaker 1: a stressful situation in my life right now, so much
Speaker 1: problems in stress. And I've been talking to this guy
Speaker 1: on bumbo for like two weeks. We just wanted to
Speaker 1: hook up, but and what it was supposed to be today,
Speaker 1: It was supposed to see each other today, but um,
Speaker 1: I just woke up to human matching you. We had
Speaker 1: such a great conversation. It was so fun and flirty,
Speaker 1: and we were sexting and all that. It was exciting.
Speaker 1: I'm just so bummed out, honestly, Uh, just feeling kind
Speaker 1: of desperate and kind of sick of all these social
Speaker 1: media and dating apps and just you know, what's your advice?
Speaker 1: Thank you? I love you so much and I just
Speaker 1: want to hug you. You know, I have a great day.
Speaker 1: We w don't hug you too. What was her name? Rally? Rally?
Speaker 1: Do you have anything to say to Rally as a
Speaker 1: guy on the other side of bumbles? I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: I get I get how it can just be the
Speaker 1: dating online just the the endless Everyone has a million
Speaker 1: people on their phone that they can go on a
Speaker 1: date with. There it's an endless buffet. It's you're searching for,
Speaker 1: like and there can be There's been plenty of times
Speaker 1: where people get positive connections through these uh fucking bumble
Speaker 1: Like just the name bumble doesn't sound like you're gonna
Speaker 1: marry the person. I would say, maybe step away from
Speaker 1: trying to find love in a place where you repeatedly
Speaker 1: aren't getting it, and maybe you know, go like just
Speaker 1: try to like not even think about trying to find
Speaker 1: someone for a couple of weeks. I know it's harder,
Speaker 1: easier said than done, but like I think chasing it
Speaker 1: and constantly being disappointed is to chase even before being disappointed,
Speaker 1: that is setting you up for these like bad feelings
Speaker 1: and like these feelings where you're feeling you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like so I don't know, like for me,
Speaker 1: like when I stopped like expecting, like and it's not
Speaker 1: just with dating, it's with anything, Like I just I
Speaker 1: feel so much happier. I know it is very hard,
Speaker 1: just like people always used to say that, like when
Speaker 1: I was single, Like, oh, like you've got to stop
Speaker 1: searching when you see it is to search you will
Speaker 1: find and I just don't I don't know. That doesn't
Speaker 1: do it for me, because it's just how do you
Speaker 1: stop searching? You you want someone, you care about finding someone,
Speaker 1: the time is of the since, especially if you're a
Speaker 1: woman in certain like and then you want certain things
Speaker 1: in your life, it's like it's hard to stop looking.
Speaker 1: But I do think that in this scenario, like I
Speaker 1: have been here so many times, girl of like having
Speaker 1: so much hope for a guy where you're like connecting,
Speaker 1: you're sharing, even if it's via text, Like there's there's
Speaker 1: amazing connections that can happen via text um that a
Speaker 1: lot of people I think could roll their eyes about it,
Speaker 1: like you didn't even meet them and you're feeling this sad.
Speaker 1: It's like, no, you can really share a lot, and
Speaker 1: especially if you're sexting and you get so excited, like
Speaker 1: finally this is like you're you're thinking about this person
Speaker 1: all the time and then all of a sudden, unmatched.
Speaker 1: What I'm thing happened is that this person reconnected with
Speaker 1: an X. It's always that way. It has nothing to
Speaker 1: do with you, even though it seems so personal. They
Speaker 1: reconnected with an X, or they met someone else, or
Speaker 1: they're already with someone yeah, or they got caught on
Speaker 1: there or to get off yeah. Um it is so frustrating,
Speaker 1: But I I really do think that you don't have
Speaker 1: to stop searching, but search for like a new hobby
Speaker 1: or something that you can get really into that isn't boys,
Speaker 1: Like keep looking for boys, like keep having fun with that,
Speaker 1: stay on the apps like do that, but force yourself
Speaker 1: because it's harder to shut something off than it is
Speaker 1: just pick something else up. So focus on something learning
Speaker 1: a new skill, learning a new language, sign up for
Speaker 1: duo lingo, like, immerse yourself in something new, just to
Speaker 1: shift your focus instead of just trying. Because if you
Speaker 1: just try to stop being boy crazy and you have nothing,
Speaker 1: replace it with like what goes in that void? Nothing
Speaker 1: like of you can't do. You can't shut your brain off,
Speaker 1: so you gotta fill it with other things. Um. Also
Speaker 1: that would open that would open her up to opportunities
Speaker 1: of meeting people with a similar interest who might introduce
Speaker 1: her to somebody else. It kind of goes back to
Speaker 1: what you were talking about earlier today going out with
Speaker 1: Kiernan and the um Times magazine Lady h New York Magazine,
Speaker 1: Lady Sorry, and just like opening yourself up to meeting
Speaker 1: other people and like in in real life, knowing that
Speaker 1: I can walk into this with no expectation, just bring
Speaker 1: my full self to the table and hopefully connect with
Speaker 1: these people or just have a story to take away
Speaker 1: from it. Yes, it sucks too because you you know,
Speaker 1: you get on match with and then you're tainted with
Speaker 1: anything like you know, you get hurt, and then you're
Speaker 1: gonna you're gonna bring that fear to the next conversation.
Speaker 1: You're gonna go, well, why am I gonna go through
Speaker 1: this same thing again? If I'm just going to get
Speaker 1: the same end result. But that's not what happens every time.
Speaker 1: Getting to I Do, I'm not getting read Getting too
Speaker 1: I do like immerse yourself in that because it's so
Speaker 1: interesting and it's still about being boy crazy and it's
Speaker 1: a different approach. Getting too I do, it's like and
Speaker 1: really I would not there's nothing wrong with what you
Speaker 1: did because I did it all the time. No sex stuff,
Speaker 1: no sex thing, no no even like you can flirty,
Speaker 1: you can be flirty, you can be you know innuendos.
Speaker 1: No actual sex talk before you actually meet this person
Speaker 1: and get and um are you'll read about this and
Speaker 1: getting to I do, but like it. It is always
Speaker 1: a mistake and you didn't even do anything wrong because
Speaker 1: I've done this and I still do this sometimes just
Speaker 1: out of habit to get sexually intimate with a guy
Speaker 1: via text in person before you have a commitment from
Speaker 1: of what you want. And I know that sounds crazy.
Speaker 1: How am I going to get a commitment before I
Speaker 1: even have sex with them? You can do other stuff,
Speaker 1: but like having talks about sex, they guys get. Guys
Speaker 1: get turned off by that because what they think is
Speaker 1: this person is too easy. They gave it to me,
Speaker 1: they barely know me, and they already are having phone
Speaker 1: sex with me. This girl is probably doing this with everyone,
Speaker 1: and guys guys don't judge you. Guys may think you're
Speaker 1: a slept, but what that means to them. They might say, oh,
Speaker 1: that means she's a slept because it protects them, But
Speaker 1: what it means to them is they're not special. And
Speaker 1: guys want to feel special and it makes them feel threatened.
Speaker 1: And so try to keep that really like you can
Speaker 1: be winky and flirty, no more sex, And I think
Speaker 1: having a new approach to this whole thing might give you, um,
Speaker 1: might give you different results and give you something new
Speaker 1: to focus on other than just like matching and connecting.
Speaker 1: Final thought. Yeah, let's do final thought, final thoughts. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's do one more. I like these advice segments. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we got a lot of questions for advice. Um, okay,
Speaker 1: let's try Mark, Hey, Nikki, Noah, and Andrew. It's uh
Speaker 1: five twelve in the morning, driving to work on my
Speaker 1: day off. If that tells you how my day is going, well,
Speaker 1: I don't know what else does. But anyway, I'm still
Speaker 1: a couple of parts behind on the podcast, and uh,
Speaker 1: it's ready dump and Nikki said that the cry of
Speaker 1: a newborn baby is called a magitice, which sounds like
Speaker 1: a disease you get from a vagina. And yes, vegetice
Speaker 1: does sound like a disease, but you know it sounds
Speaker 1: more like a disease you'll get from your vagina, vegitis.
Speaker 1: I literally said veginas out loud and burst out laughing.
Speaker 1: So this pronunciation story with me myself and I in
Speaker 1: the car on the way to work this morning. So
Speaker 1: I thought it was pretty funny. So hopefully you don't
Speaker 1: get vegitis anytime soon. I love being a bestie of
Speaker 1: the pod and Jack in the Box. Jack in the box.
Speaker 1: Maybe it is pronounced vegitis, like what a baby's cry is?
Speaker 1: You know, I didn't even I don't even remember. Like
Speaker 1: I love this guy. He speaks in a in a
Speaker 1: guy is me right now? Of like my tiredness goes
Speaker 1: from like manic and like so like like we could
Speaker 1: do anything to like so dead, like cut to that
Speaker 1: guy at hairedness is weird. I love his energy though,
Speaker 1: that guy, I want him to host a game show.
Speaker 1: He's fucking fantastic and wherever he's driving, Sorry, you have
Speaker 1: to work on your day off. I'm sure when you
Speaker 1: get that call at five in them more like you
Speaker 1: probably get it at like what he does well that night?
Speaker 1: You're like, hey, can you cover for Jeff? He's uh,
Speaker 1: he went skydiving and never came back. He never came back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's on the floor forever. Yeah he got attacked by
Speaker 1: a duck. He's sucking somehow, Oh got him? Um yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I mean I love how like you either can attack
Speaker 1: that in two different ways, like that guy upbeat and
Speaker 1: like maybe at two pm he's gonna want to kill himself.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's like what I tell people when I
Speaker 1: look in the mirror and I like look disgusting or
Speaker 1: like have gain weight or like feel like now myself,
Speaker 1: I just having the attitude of like, well look at
Speaker 1: you today, glace, these pants are too tight and you
Speaker 1: look a little bit masculine today. We'll go get him,
Speaker 1: Go get him. Yeah, Like it's just to have that
Speaker 1: kind of attitude and like just like yeah, make fun
Speaker 1: of it and have like a little bit of like
Speaker 1: pep in your it's a good practice instead of the
Speaker 1: I'm just like, well this is it. I think that's
Speaker 1: I think that's honestly, rally who's dealing with the guy stuff,
Speaker 1: maybe trying to look at it like as that vegetosis guy.
Speaker 1: Just be like, hey, funk that dude, I got on match,
Speaker 1: happen again, happen again, connected with the guy and he
Speaker 1: fucking unmatches me. Well, well, par from the course, baby,
Speaker 1: let's keep on going and swipe it away. Like yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that's a good I mean, you could do
Speaker 1: both a little bit of both. I think I think
Speaker 1: one I I used to I'm not used to be there.
Speaker 1: I ain't still am that guy where it's like, I'll
Speaker 1: you know, something serious will happen, and I'll be like,
Speaker 1: not take it in, kind of keep it on the surface,
Speaker 1: because if it gets into deep, your boy's gonna be sad. Yes,
Speaker 1: then you can also look at it and analytically and
Speaker 1: like be like, and should I be working at a
Speaker 1: job that is taking advantage of me and making me
Speaker 1: work on my day off at five in the morning,
Speaker 1: and in my Oh yeah that's good. But you could
Speaker 1: even go even if you were, you could go, well,
Speaker 1: I'm surely getting taken advantage of sounds like Andrew needs
Speaker 1: to look for another job. We'll get to it when
Speaker 1: I can. But this is life and I have hands
Speaker 1: and I'm grateful. Yeah, man, I think that's uh. I
Speaker 1: think the same with the weed girl. Like it all
Speaker 1: comes down to, like you can make really great adjustments
Speaker 1: and be serious about taking control of your life at
Speaker 1: the same time do it with a silliness in a
Speaker 1: in a way that won't be too shout out to
Speaker 1: anyone out there who's tired. Though I am so tired
Speaker 1: this week, and like, I don't know how people do it.
Speaker 1: This really makes me scared to ever have kids or
Speaker 1: ever have like I I am so grateful that I
Speaker 1: was able to cancel the podcast yesterday and like it.
Speaker 1: I was just like, yeah, of course it's fine, and
Speaker 1: you were like so fine with it, like it's without
Speaker 1: that I would have I would have like ended up
Speaker 1: crying on the podcast. I was so tired and I
Speaker 1: was so just like I could not find a nap
Speaker 1: anywhere yesterday. It was like, but I know there's so
Speaker 1: many people out there that just that don't have those
Speaker 1: that that leniency in their life of people letting them
Speaker 1: like nap or just like, hey, I've got this, I
Speaker 1: got the kids. You go in the next room. So
Speaker 1: if you're out there and you're tired, I want to
Speaker 1: hear from you how to funk do you do it?
Speaker 1: And um, I hope so badly that you can find
Speaker 1: rest and I'm gonna go get some I'm gonna sleep
Speaker 1: until two. I get two hours right now. Yes, I'm
Speaker 1: so excited. Thank you guys so much for listening to
Speaker 1: the podcast all week long. Sorry we didn't do yesterday.
Speaker 1: I just needed a nap and I didn't even get
Speaker 1: one because I was just like anxious the whole time,
Speaker 1: having like fever dreams and I was gonna miss watching
Speaker 1: as live watch it tonight. Please watch our show this Sunday.
Speaker 1: We'll be back on Monday with a recap of the
Speaker 1: episodes that you watch. We'll talk all about it. So
Speaker 1: excited um, and we'll see you in Minneapolis and Madison
Speaker 1: this weekend. Cannot wait. And if you go alone two shows,
Speaker 1: know that you buy a ticket going alone, you can
Speaker 1: just DM me in all caps going alone, with your
Speaker 1: full name and the show you're going to. If you're
Speaker 1: going to Madison, let me know which show earlier late
Speaker 1: and I will put you on the guest list to
Speaker 1: do the meet and greet and Dolbyka and Cha moves
Speaker 1: like Jaggers. Daggers