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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast zero. Here's Nicky. Hello here, I

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Speaker 1: am a Sick Glazer podcast. I'm Dicky Glazer. How are

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Speaker 1: you today? It's Thursday. I'm back in St. Louis, Missouri,

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Speaker 1: here at the andrewcolin In studio, our new studio that

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Speaker 1: has a big new screen so that we could see Noah,

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Speaker 1: not in like a tiny little laptop screen. It's pretty awesome.

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Speaker 1: It feels like she's even further away. We can see

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Speaker 1: our whole body. Yeah, but like, yeah, yeah, no, we

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Speaker 1: can see your whole body. You don't even know. We

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Speaker 1: have two cameras. There's one beneath your desk, an upskirt. Yeah, Noah,

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Speaker 1: before I said, I like the new positioning of the camera.

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Speaker 1: I can see your whole I can see their whole bodies.

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Speaker 1: I felt. We didn't feel good about that. I feel

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Speaker 1: like a deceased body in a river. Yeah, it's so funny.

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Speaker 1: We were We followed this guy on Instagram, me and

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Speaker 1: Brenna and uh, he keeps claiming that he's living that

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Speaker 1: lake life, but he lives on It's like an old

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Speaker 1: friend of like like an acquaintance. And we've been following

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Speaker 1: this guy's journey of him living the lake life, but

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Speaker 1: he lives on a retention, Like it's not a lake

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Speaker 1: it's not you know where he is, or she just

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Speaker 1: knows where he's from. We know where he is because

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Speaker 1: he puts his location because he's bragging about his lake life.

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Speaker 1: And it's it's not that he doesn't it's just because

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Speaker 1: he doesn't know. He's not trying to be cool. He

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Speaker 1: just doesn't know it's not a lake because why would

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Speaker 1: he tag it if he was trying to claim it

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Speaker 1: was a lake life. Well, I think he's trying to

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Speaker 1: be cool, but I think he doesn't realize how uncool. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: then that's okay, I know, I know that's you know,

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Speaker 1: like you don't hate it. It's cute. But like he's

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Speaker 1: like he's got a paddle board. He put his dog

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Speaker 1: on the boat, like by himself, as he have friends.

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Speaker 1: So he got his parents also a house on that

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Speaker 1: lake life. Oh, he bought his parents a house. The

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Speaker 1: guy's coming up. But the best like the battle boards

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Speaker 1: longer than the lake. Like like it's not like just

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Speaker 1: call it what it is. So it's like a giant

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Speaker 1: like a puddle that just got out of hands. What

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Speaker 1: is it? Yeah, it's like, so you build a aqueduct,

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Speaker 1: have to deta alpha gamma watery. There's not there's probably

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Speaker 1: not a fish in this thing. I would argue, catch

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Speaker 1: anything he's catching raised on that lake life like a

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Speaker 1: lake country, And I think it is cute. It is cute,

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Speaker 1: but it is funny to like, it's just funny to

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Speaker 1: see someone brag. It's refreshing in a way. Not the

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Speaker 1: lake because it's not a lake, but it's refreshing to

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Speaker 1: see someone brag about something that's like so wholesome and

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Speaker 1: not like you know, a Porsche or whatever. He's just he's, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's carved out little space for himself. Yeah, and yeah

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Speaker 1: it's fun to follow and you and he's not even

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Speaker 1: like it's not like he is putting this thing out

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Speaker 1: actually enjoying it. Yeah. I guess it's one man's lake,

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Speaker 1: I guess. But reminds me of when I had some

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Speaker 1: body over there again, right, dude. But they came when

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Speaker 1: we were kids. We like, you know, we didn't really

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Speaker 1: Then they visited one time, maybe for a funeral or something.

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Speaker 1: We were hanging out and they kept saying, yeah, uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: we say, neglaholaho Um. It was a weird thing we've

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Speaker 1: ever heard before. But it reminds me late laugh and

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Speaker 1: did you ever go No, that's the same part of

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Speaker 1: our family that describes my humor as back alley humor.

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Speaker 1: You're back alley humor. We don't appreciate down here, you

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Speaker 1: alleys that we have to go get abortions in because

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Speaker 1: they really? They really do like break down your comedy

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Speaker 1: and they'll send you messages. No, No, it's just you know,

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Speaker 1: alley humor. What would they rather have you do? Jeff Dunham, Yeah, Jeff,

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Speaker 1: just racist puppets that's hidden behind Yeah, I mean like

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Speaker 1: like Faucci vaccines, like like whatever that was. That was

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Speaker 1: so terrible. I mean like, yeah, sorry, Republicans aren't funny.

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Speaker 1: There is no not on purpose. Yeah, but there's no

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Speaker 1: and they call out us for being woke, which of

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Speaker 1: course liberals are fucking woke, but that it's we don't

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Speaker 1: care for that. Well, it's interesting you're asking for naked

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Speaker 1: live hose, right, but your comedy is dirty if you're

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Speaker 1: talking about your pussy, so you can did I not

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Speaker 1: say white too, white hose? It's implied, right, I know,

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Speaker 1: I guess now when that accent, I mean, yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: Let go hose. But if you talk about your pussy

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Speaker 1: in a smart, respectable way, you're the back alley bitch. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's interesting that ball love it. I just watched this

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Speaker 1: Carlin documentary. I'm so obsessed with George Carlin right now.

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Speaker 1: I got asked it comes in waves, doesn't it? Oh

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Speaker 1: I got interviewed for this New York Times piece that's

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Speaker 1: gonna come about George Carlin about like the memification of

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Speaker 1: Like I don't like tend to watch the Greats, the Priors,

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Speaker 1: three hours? It was four hours? It was too hard

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Speaker 1: Comedian has never done a bit that has changed my

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Speaker 1: I don't know my sister teaches that. Kirk. I don't

423
00:23:58,119 --> 00:24:00,600
Speaker 1: know where the trees stop in the build name begins.

424
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 1: It's not really doesn't really pop out to me. Yeah,

425
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,719
Speaker 1: your your high school is not supposed to be aesthetically

426
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:10,120
Speaker 1: like gorgeous. It doesn't mean that there aren't George Washington

427
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:16,200
Speaker 1: University down the road, gorgeous campus. Isn't that a university? Yeah, Step,

428
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:22,280
Speaker 1: I'm calling shots. Get on the floor. Okay, back to Andy,

429
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:28,159
Speaker 1: So so you're going there, you're guns blazing. Because he

430
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:31,160
Speaker 1: went to Clayton you went to Kirkwood. What happens? Um,

431
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,399
Speaker 1: I'm not guns blazing. I just want to do a

432
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,440
Speaker 1: good job because I know that show is like so,

433
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:40,920
Speaker 1: I mean that show is a fine tuned, um perfect show.

434
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:44,200
Speaker 1: I mean it has so many segments, it is fast paced.

435
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 1: It is such a tone that he has set. He

436
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:50,440
Speaker 1: has like crazy fans, Like it's just it's it's a

437
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:53,800
Speaker 1: party too. There's like an audience of probably like twenty people.

438
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:57,600
Speaker 1: It's a little room, yes, very small room, and you

439
00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,720
Speaker 1: just sit in this little clubhouse and then you sit

440
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,880
Speaker 1: down and then it just goes and then it's thirty

441
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:05,680
Speaker 1: minutes of like boom boomla Like it's fast. Um. Things

442
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,440
Speaker 1: that people don't know about TV shows is that even

443
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,600
Speaker 1: if they're pre taped, you still take commercial breaks are

444
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:12,359
Speaker 1: exactly as long as the commercial. It's so weird. I

445
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 1: always used to think you would just go right to

446
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 1: the next thing. Like on podcasts that you listen to,

447
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:19,680
Speaker 1: no one's taking breaks for ads, Like we don't stop

448
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 1: down for three and a half whatever it is. We

449
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,200
Speaker 1: just go right into the next thing. But TV shows,

450
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 1: for some reason, I know, I'm sorry, behind the scenes,

451
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 1: TV shows, for some reason, they do take those breaks

452
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,440
Speaker 1: and we have to watch the ads. I'm just kidding

453
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,239
Speaker 1: that that's don't happened, but we just you just got

454
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:39,439
Speaker 1: the products. Uh yeah, good anyway. So wait, so then

455
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:42,960
Speaker 1: you sit down, is there more pressure because there's like

456
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:46,040
Speaker 1: a shot clock to be funny, to get something in.

457
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,120
Speaker 1: Do you feel like it's you don't want to step

458
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:49,840
Speaker 1: on anyone? I'm going to ask if you like that

459
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:55,520
Speaker 1: format because you love love love. I loved it because

460
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,879
Speaker 1: it's just so fast and there's like one minute for

461
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:00,359
Speaker 1: every ants, like everything, like every segment. It's like, can

462
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:01,680
Speaker 1: you do that in one minute? Like it was just

463
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:05,560
Speaker 1: like fast, fast, fast. Yeah. I prepared a lot, like

464
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:08,359
Speaker 1: I had homework for that show, Like, um, I had

465
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,360
Speaker 1: to binge Summer House because they were going to talk

466
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:12,480
Speaker 1: about you know what Bravo reality show do you watch?

467
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't watch any of them

468
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 1: because I stopped watching Summer House because Hannah's not on

469
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:20,400
Speaker 1: it anymore on this season. But then I was like, no, I'll, I'll,

470
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:22,920
Speaker 1: you know, I want to. I'm honored to be on

471
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,600
Speaker 1: the show. I want to give it my Allso I

472
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 1: binged fourteen episodes of the Summer thirteen episodes of the

473
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:31,639
Speaker 1: Summer House loved it, and so they had like a

474
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:33,480
Speaker 1: bunch of questions about Summer House for me of like

475
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:37,160
Speaker 1: what do you think about all this stuff? And then um,

476
00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:40,240
Speaker 1: and then they had questions about my reality show. And

477
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,320
Speaker 1: then they had me do this game where Kiernan would

478
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 1: be blindfolded and like she had to guess who I

479
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:53,880
Speaker 1: was roasting. So I had to roast celebrities. Um wait,

480
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:57,000
Speaker 1: hold on, let me or any celebrities. Um. I don't

481
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,320
Speaker 1: want to ruin it for people, because it was pretty

482
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:04,960
Speaker 1: good just roast Andrew. You think it would be that

483
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 1: easy people, that's the problem, as they always go. And

484
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 1: then we're gonna do this game where you just roast people.

485
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:13,680
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I write jokes that are like math problems.

486
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 1: I can't do it in my head like I can

487
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 1: sometimes if I've been the break or yeah or just

488
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 1: like lazy. It's not going to be as precise as

489
00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 1: what I'm known for. And I have like a I

490
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 1: have like a level that I'm known for, and I

491
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 1: don't want to ever deviate from that. So I have to,

492
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:32,919
Speaker 1: like I have to like write a lot of jokes beforehand. Um,

493
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,119
Speaker 1: and so I wrote all these jokes about celebrities. We

494
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 1: only got through like four out of the ten jokes

495
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 1: I wrote, or ten people I wrote totes for. But

496
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 1: it was really fun and Kiernan was so nice. And

497
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 1: then after the show, Um, she was just so lovely

498
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 1: and like so comforting and just she's twenty two, but

499
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 1: she's just like full of poise and maturity. Like I

500
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,879
Speaker 1: have jokes about like young girls having old souls. This

501
00:27:57,040 --> 00:28:00,920
Speaker 1: girl is like an adult. And then after words we're

502
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 1: hanging out or we're like taking pictures and selfies and

503
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 1: she's like, we need a selfie. And then she was

504
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,240
Speaker 1: like can I get your number? And I'm like yes,

505
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 1: and then she is Um, she was like, oh, we're

506
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:12,119
Speaker 1: going to dinner. Do you want to go with us?

507
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,080
Speaker 1: And she was there. I saw this woman in the audience,

508
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 1: UM know me Fry who writes for The New Yorker,

509
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 1: who I like, I am a huge fan of. I

510
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 1: followed her on Instagram. She's John Mayer kind of like

511
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:29,879
Speaker 1: because of because of her. I checked the mail the

512
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:31,719
Speaker 1: other day because I still sometimes get mailed to our

513
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:35,119
Speaker 1: old Blaze. You had maybe eight seven New York because

514
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 1: I subscribed online. I don't read the actual one but

515
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:40,160
Speaker 1: they still send you. But she's the one that got

516
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 1: subscribe because I was getting blocked out of reading her

517
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 1: stuff and I love it, so you should act. I

518
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 1: saw her in the audience and I was like, oh

519
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 1: my god, she's here, Like and I knew Kiernan his

520
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 1: friends with John Mayer and I knew no, no, me

521
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 1: was friends John Mayor. So I was like, maybe they

522
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:58,360
Speaker 1: can't give me another connection that I just realized. So

523
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 1: your stylist Danny and I'm a styled Kiernan not too long? Yes, yes, yes,

524
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 1: they that was another connection. I walked to her and

525
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 1: was like, do you know Danny and Emma? And so

526
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 1: that was that was fun good call. Noah, do you

527
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 1: think she's more mature because of the show she was on?

528
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 1: It was like based in the sixth it was like

529
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 1: a mature show. No, there's just something else going on

530
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 1: with her. Maybe, I mean like she grew up on

531
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:29,440
Speaker 1: an adult set. But I feel like she just like knew.

532
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 1: I got the whole story from her of like how

533
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 1: she Oh wait, did you go to dinner? Yeah? I

534
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 1: went to dinner. I like I didn't want to go

535
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 1: because I was just like so tired. Yes, So I

536
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 1: mean I didn't do a podcast history because I was

537
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 1: just like almost in tears of how tired I was.

538
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 1: But after in my adrenaline's up and and I'm with

539
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 1: Robin and I'm like, I don't want to go. She

540
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 1: was probably just inviting me. Yeah, and I'm like, now

541
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:54,280
Speaker 1: I'm going to take her up on it, and they're

542
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 1: probably gonna be like, oh God, she's actually coming. But

543
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 1: she was like, even if you don't come, like when

544
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 1: you're nela like text me, let's hang out. And I

545
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 1: was just like, this girl is so nice. She's twenty two,

546
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 1: Like what's she But you know the women she's with

547
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 1: are in their forties, like her two friends that she's with.

548
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:13,160
Speaker 1: So I'm like, you know, I'm actually I'm one of

549
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,959
Speaker 1: her peers. Yeah, you can get on the floor with her.

550
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,440
Speaker 1: So I went, and I didn't know if they were

551
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 1: going to meet up with other famous people, Like I

552
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:26,320
Speaker 1: just via Kuroda, which is this place that I've always

553
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 1: that it's I see it on demas all the time.

554
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:30,800
Speaker 1: Anya used to go there all the time. It's like

555
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 1: a celebrity Like where's they It's in the village. Is

556
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,640
Speaker 1: it like it's like really nice or really yeah? It's

557
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 1: not like it's it's just yeah, it's it's delicious and

558
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 1: like gorgeous food. And I didn't see any others, but um,

559
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,600
Speaker 1: we got there and we I just had the best

560
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 1: time with these three girls that I just met an

561
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 1: hour before, and they were so nice. We had such

562
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 1: good conversations, and um, it was all because this twenty

563
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 1: two year old just like extended this invite in the

564
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 1: most sincere, your kind way, noke. She was so unca

565
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 1: there's no like pretension or like like celebrity about her.

566
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 1: And you know, they're saying like they're telling stories at

567
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,280
Speaker 1: the table and they're like, oh, yeah, well I should

568
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 1: tell Taylor that, and I'm just like Taylor, I go wait.

569
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 1: Because there were times where they would say, oh, we

570
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 1: know each other through John and I'm like and and

571
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 1: and and Ben or something, and I go who are

572
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 1: these people? And then you find out there like they

573
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:30,800
Speaker 1: continue the name and their celebrities names. So when they're like, oh, um,

574
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,480
Speaker 1: oh yeah, that that was the one where Taylor, you know,

575
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 1: and Taylor was there and I'm like Taylor, who and

576
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 1: she's like and they're like swift and I'm just kind

577
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 1: I just like gulp, you know, just like I'm keeping

578
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:45,720
Speaker 1: it in. And then I realized and she's like, I

579
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 1: have to text Taylor about that. She said she said

580
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:49,520
Speaker 1: that about something that they were talking about, and I

581
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 1: was like, I can't believe my contact is in the

582
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 1: same phone talking to her like through a medium, Like

583
00:31:56,800 --> 00:32:00,480
Speaker 1: like you're like like, like, what else could you out? Taylor?

584
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 1: I was just I just is that someday Kiernan and

585
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,480
Speaker 1: Taylor hanging out add for my show comes on and

586
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 1: Karenan goes, you know, she's so cool, and then Taylor goes,

587
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 1: really because she is really annoying to me with how

588
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:17,480
Speaker 1: much she obsessed with me, but maybe I'll let her in.

589
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:20,320
Speaker 1: This is the girl that talks to me through you. No,

590
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 1: I wasn't. I didn't say anything. I wasn't like telling

591
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 1: me about Taylor. I was just like I just clocked.

592
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:26,920
Speaker 1: I just go Taylor who and they go swift and

593
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 1: I go oh and then just you know, wet myself

594
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,400
Speaker 1: and then stole our number. Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's

595
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 1: I guess it's one degree of separation, like the Kevin

596
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 1: Bacon thing. Yeah, I'm there, I'm on, I'm on the precipice. Yeah,

597
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 1: I mean it's very close. But this girl Karnan, she

598
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 1: is the way she was with me, she is probably

599
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 1: friends with fucking everyone. She is just the kindest person,

600
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:54,920
Speaker 1: so nice. And and then later on in the dinner,

601
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, kas is going to come by, and

602
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:01,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, who's this and eventually was like, who's kaz

603
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 1: And they were like from Kazzi from David, Yes, Larry

604
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,160
Speaker 1: David starter Kazie David who I've never met, but I'm

605
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 1: a fan of her writing as well, and it's so weird,

606
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 1: like the two women who's writing I like seek out

607
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:21,959
Speaker 1: when they write anything, were you know, me and uh

608
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 1: Kazi And they both showed up and Kazi, man I

609
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 1: I love her so much, so funny, so like just

610
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 1: saying things that like you know, you go, I like

611
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 1: I was biting my tongue a little bit sometimes not

612
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 1: to like be too mean or like ship talkie or

613
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:47,520
Speaker 1: like just say weird things. Kazi came in and just

614
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 1: like cut cut into that, like she's and she's friends

615
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 1: with them, so she was more comfortable. But it just

616
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 1: made me go, like I was just like, oh, this

617
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 1: is no, no, no no. But it was like it

618
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 1: was a eight hang and she was only there for

619
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,800
Speaker 1: like the last fifteen minutes, but I was like, I

620
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:09,080
Speaker 1: love her, like I really want to be Like they're

621
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,399
Speaker 1: like we don't need Nikki as our friend, like she's fine,

622
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:15,440
Speaker 1: but like I don't agree with that. I think I

623
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,520
Speaker 1: want to be desperately to be friends with them, But

624
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 1: I just I think that they're probably good with like

625
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:23,799
Speaker 1: just knowing me from Afar based on just yeah, there's

626
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:26,279
Speaker 1: so many famous friends and it's like they don't need me,

627
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:30,880
Speaker 1: but Cassie needs me. There's just like a comic energy

628
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:34,799
Speaker 1: to it of like there's these these women are intellectuals

629
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 1: by like Kiernan and uh, you know me and her

630
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 1: friend Alissa who does a podcast with Lena Dunham. They're

631
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:46,279
Speaker 1: like intellectuals and I'm I'm smart enough to keep up,

632
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,719
Speaker 1: but like you're definitely smart enough. Don't put people on

633
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,719
Speaker 1: a pedestal, don't put them off the on top of

634
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 1: the floor table. Oh I mean I'm on, I'm on

635
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,760
Speaker 1: my own pedals. Still, it's just a different one. Yeah,

636
00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 1: but I but I really loved these Did they mention

637
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 1: a about like seeing the rows you're seeing your stand up?

638
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:07,359
Speaker 1: They were fans of mine? Yeah, yeah, that's awesome. They're

639
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:10,040
Speaker 1: saying the same about you somewhere. I'm sure she's talking

640
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:13,439
Speaker 1: to Taylor right now there in pajamas, lay in bed,

641
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:17,399
Speaker 1: that nicky glazer. Man. You think she's funny in person, Man,

642
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:23,359
Speaker 1: she's I just couldn't believe how nice these girls were

643
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:26,959
Speaker 1: because they just I look at them as like such,

644
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:29,520
Speaker 1: the like cool girls, and I just and I know

645
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 1: that people consider me like a cool girl, and I

646
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:35,919
Speaker 1: forget that, but I just don't feel that way like ever,

647
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,320
Speaker 1: especially on the day where I was like on like

648
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 1: in the Andy Cohen space of like this is a

649
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,719
Speaker 1: world where I'm like, I'm just grateful to be here,

650
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 1: Like I know, but dude, if you did that show

651
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 1: five times again, it will be it's not. But it

652
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 1: was so it was just like I was like, this

653
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 1: was such a I made four four new friends, um

654
00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 1: in one night. And it was all because I did

655
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:01,879
Speaker 1: something socially that I let me be honest, I didn't

656
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:03,800
Speaker 1: want to do because it's awkward. I didn't even know

657
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:05,320
Speaker 1: if they wanted me there. But I just go, you

658
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,240
Speaker 1: know what, I gotta go because I gotta be open

659
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:11,480
Speaker 1: to things and and they wouldn't. I'm going to take

660
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 1: them at their word. They wouldn't have invited me if

661
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 1: they didn't want to, and if they made the mistake

662
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,359
Speaker 1: of inviting me when they didn't really mean it, well

663
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 1: they're gonna They're gonna rue the day because I'm showing

664
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:22,520
Speaker 1: up and they were so excited. I was there and

665
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 1: it was sincere. It was really cute. I just love

666
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 1: her here and in chip check out her new She

667
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 1: has a new show on Roku called um oh God.

668
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:34,719
Speaker 1: It was like something about I can't wait to watch it.

669
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 1: They showed a clip of it and I was like,

670
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:39,759
Speaker 1: she is going to win an oscar someday. She's captivating.

671
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:43,279
Speaker 1: Um But yeah, she was Sally Draper in Madmen. She

672
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 1: just her parents are in real estate. They from Chicago,

673
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 1: and she just told her parents like I want to

674
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,279
Speaker 1: go to um l A for pilot season when she

675
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 1: was six. She didn't even know, like she just had

676
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:54,400
Speaker 1: heard of it and she was like, I just had

677
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 1: so much confidence. And she booked a movie. And then

678
00:36:56,560 --> 00:37:00,080
Speaker 1: she booked Sally Draper like right away and as so

679
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,800
Speaker 1: fascinating to hear about her, Like that's kind of what

680
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 1: Taylor did in Nashville. Yeah, just a young age. I

681
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:09,759
Speaker 1: think the same thing. But my parents are like, no, yeah,

682
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 1: I think I told my mom I want to be

683
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:12,800
Speaker 1: a model when I was like seven, And she's like,

684
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:20,279
Speaker 1: is the is the series called Swimming with Sharks? Yes,

685
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 1: swimming with Sharks? Thank you? It looks so good. Um,

686
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 1: she is so beautiful. Jesus Christ. It is alarming. It

687
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 1: doesn't it's it's unreal how pretty that girl is in person.

688
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 1: There's some people that are just like porcelain dolls. And

689
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:39,440
Speaker 1: she's so nice, like really really nice. God, her parents

690
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 1: did a great job. She's a great person. All right,

691
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:48,279
Speaker 1: let's get to the news. It's Thursday, folks. You know

692
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 1: what that means. It is Thursday. I hope you're having

693
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:53,319
Speaker 1: all the swells out there. We're gonna be in Minneapolis,

694
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 1: and we're gonna be in Madison, Wisconsin. Two shows in Madison,

695
00:37:57,120 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 1: one in Minneapolis. Minneapolis is tomorrow. Friday. Yeah is Saturday.

696
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I hope you're having all the swells again.

697
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:12,840
Speaker 1: And the Sunday Sunday Day Day. I'm getting a facial

698
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 1: to day after that on Monday. Yeah, well then premieres

699
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:23,280
Speaker 1: Sunday night, another big thing. Yeah, today is Nicki Glazer

700
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:26,360
Speaker 1: Day in St. Louis. I'm taking a nap after this,

701
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 1: and then I'm going to go throwing out the first pitch.

702
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:31,720
Speaker 1: I keep looking at your arm, thinking of the ready. Really,

703
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:36,400
Speaker 1: we'll get you in the news. Okay, cool, alright, you

704
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,720
Speaker 1: know it's looking at that arm and that whole body.

705
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:44,239
Speaker 1: Whole body over there. Okay, this story is crazy. I

706
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:48,400
Speaker 1: think you're gonna love it. A pet duck led police

707
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:52,360
Speaker 1: to crack the case of a missing North Carolina grandmother

708
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 1: who vanished over two years ago, and led to the

709
00:38:55,840 --> 00:39:00,799
Speaker 1: murder charges against the victim's granddaughter and grandson in all, wait,

710
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:10,000
Speaker 1: how did a duck cracker case? That's okay, So both

711
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 1: of these people were under investigation. The body was nowhere

712
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 1: to be found, since like, don't tell that to a duck.

713
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 1: A breakthrough in the case happened this month when a

714
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:25,960
Speaker 1: pet duck got spooked and ran underneath a trailer. The

715
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:28,719
Speaker 1: owners who chased the duck found a container that had

716
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 1: the woman's body in it. An we do not believe

717
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,319
Speaker 1: she was killed at that address. She was killed at

718
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 1: another location and then transported to where her remains were

719
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 1: found by the pet. So the duck just like got

720
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 1: spooked and like went to a place where people when

721
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 1: they went to go find the duck. The duck wasn't

722
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 1: like it's over here like it was Gilbert Godfrey. I

723
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 1: feel like that is God. That's got to be God.

724
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 1: Those kind of things, like when a runner finds a

725
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:04,760
Speaker 1: body and like, oh I saw one hangnail underneath elite,

726
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:09,360
Speaker 1: It's like, that's not coincidence. That's something bigger. That's like

727
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:12,239
Speaker 1: the one time. I'm like, really, that's the one time,

728
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:16,840
Speaker 1: just the one when runner finds a body. See, I

729
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:19,320
Speaker 1: don't think I think it's a complete coincidence. But I

730
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:25,320
Speaker 1: also am open to like they're being now with Tyler Henry.

731
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 1: I believe that there are people out there, but I

732
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 1: don't think they affect the laws of the universe. Souls

733
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,799
Speaker 1: don't like can't tell a duck to go do something,

734
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 1: but eventually a duck's gonna I wonder what this woman

735
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 1: had in common with ducks, Like maybe there was something

736
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:43,239
Speaker 1: like she really liked ducks, duck, like like one of

737
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 1: those cement ducks in her garden. Um, so they duck

738
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:51,239
Speaker 1: growing up? How did they connect it to the people

739
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 1: that How did they figure out who killed the duck? Well,

740
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:57,319
Speaker 1: she killed the duck, who killed the grandma. So both

741
00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:02,440
Speaker 1: of the of her granddaughter and her um husband. Um,

742
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,000
Speaker 1: both of them were kind of like stealing money from

743
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:08,960
Speaker 1: her account and her prescriptions, and they were under investigation

744
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 1: with the connection of her death, and they were both

745
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,840
Speaker 1: charged with concealing a death. The investigators just didn't have

746
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:19,880
Speaker 1: the body to I guess finished the conversions where. I mean,

747
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 1: these people got to put bodies in better places. Probably tupperware, yeah,

748
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:29,680
Speaker 1: nice top, probably concealed the smell pretty well. I mean,

749
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 1: how far away was this from where they killed her?

750
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:39,359
Speaker 1: People are people are lazy about the people who murder.

751
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:43,279
Speaker 1: People are dumb. It's like to be to have the

752
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:46,520
Speaker 1: kind of anger and like did you hear kind of

753
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 1: impulses kind of a body and be like whatever, it's fine,

754
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:53,400
Speaker 1: what would you do to get rid of her body? Wait? Sorry,

755
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,839
Speaker 1: There was just like a huge case in Queens, New

756
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:00,880
Speaker 1: York where, um, a woman was having an affair with

757
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 1: her handyman and he like, you know, I guess she

758
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:05,440
Speaker 1: was trying to break off the relationship with him, and

759
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:08,760
Speaker 1: he chopped her up and put her in trash bags

760
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:10,320
Speaker 1: and just like carried her out of the house. And

761
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:13,359
Speaker 1: he was caught on like surveillance camera because everyone has

762
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 1: surveillance cameras through like ringing and all that. It's been

763
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:21,879
Speaker 1: so easy back in the seventies and eighties. You could

764
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:23,480
Speaker 1: be so lazy with it. You could bring it out

765
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:27,800
Speaker 1: like four could literally like just roll it down the stairs.

766
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:30,320
Speaker 1: You won't even have to cut it up. How getting

767
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 1: away with murder now has got to be so difficult.

768
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:35,759
Speaker 1: You're such an idiot if you try to kill someone now,

769
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 1: I mean, really, just gun fine people, Duck, That's what

770
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like, if you're out of if you're poor

771
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:49,200
Speaker 1: in a poor part of town like Tiler and you know,

772
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,399
Speaker 1: we don't we don't care about poor people. Cops don't

773
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 1: care about poor people. It's that there's no money in

774
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 1: caring about poor people. Yeah, so who So how do

775
00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:00,279
Speaker 1: you give Carl and duck? And so I'm a little

776
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:03,359
Speaker 1: bit on this like yeah, like he has this great

777
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:06,360
Speaker 1: bit about like you know why there's a homeless problem

778
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:10,759
Speaker 1: because there's no money in fixing the homeless problem. There's

779
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:13,400
Speaker 1: no money. And interesting, there's money in the drug problem.

780
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 1: There's money. Like, there's no money and the homeless So

781
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:18,320
Speaker 1: that's why it's we're not going to do anything about it.

782
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 1: He's so good. Um, I had a duck growing up.

783
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 1: Did you know that? Did you? How did you kill?

784
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:27,480
Speaker 1: My mom got it from an owl? Killed it? What? Yeah,

785
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:30,800
Speaker 1: we woke up one day and an owl had picked

786
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 1: it up off the ground and put it on a

787
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:38,919
Speaker 1: table the higher ground on actually the railing of our debt,

788
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,759
Speaker 1: you know, the deck that killed it. And oh ye

789
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 1: had ripped it to shreds on the and just left

790
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 1: it out there like almost like did your grandma's dumble

791
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:52,239
Speaker 1: upon it? Wait, no, but like how did you How

792
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:54,320
Speaker 1: did My mom went out in the morning on Sunday

793
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 1: morning and just like saw the duck. But it was

794
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 1: so cute, that little duck. We named it um, like

795
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 1: we're trying to come up with a name for it

796
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:06,320
Speaker 1: when my mom brought it home and it was the

797
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 1: same summer that that song like Maria Maria was like

798
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 1: big and so Kursen for some reason, because she's the

799
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 1: funniest person alive, came up with um. Remember that part

800
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:19,880
Speaker 1: where it's like play it. It's like the your nick

801
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 1: named Dame Brown Burn Brown Brown and he's just played

802
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 1: by Carlos Santana. So Christi played by Carlos sun Quackers

803
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 1: and so his name was Carlos because of that song.

804
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 1: Did you buy the stuff? My mom bought him at

805
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:41,719
Speaker 1: the Sulard market. She just came home from the market

806
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 1: out of tuck and we were just like, when did

807
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 1: mom get cool? When is mom bringing home in pets?

808
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:48,839
Speaker 1: She was never a pet person? So where does Doug

809
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:51,239
Speaker 1: live inside in the backyard? I mean, we didn't do

810
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 1: a good We didn't. We didn't give that duck the

811
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 1: life it deserved and that's why that an owl got it.

812
00:44:55,800 --> 00:45:00,200
Speaker 1: But you know, did the kind of nature it too

813
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:03,840
Speaker 1: was definitely natured out. Yeah, all right, let's get to

814
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:08,840
Speaker 1: the next story. Okay, have you heard about this? Olivia?

815
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 1: Olivia Wilde was served custody papers by her ex Jason

816
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 1: Studakis while on stage discussing her new film in front

817
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:20,879
Speaker 1: of four thousand industry executives. Her new film That where

818
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:24,279
Speaker 1: she met Harry Style. Harry Styles. Studakis says he had

819
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 1: no idea custody papers would be handed to her so publicly. Yeah,

820
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:30,360
Speaker 1: I don't think that's when I heard that. I was like,

821
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 1: Jason Sudekis is not a type of person in my

822
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 1: like what do I know? But like that would do that?

823
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:43,560
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that that's funny to think that I

824
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:48,800
Speaker 1: didn't do it it will let Yeah, yeah, it seems

825
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:51,799
Speaker 1: it's another one of those things. If you didn't talk

826
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 1: to him, you would think like it was a spiteful

827
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 1: move because she did have an affair. Hair Styles is

828
00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 1: so good looking. Huh. I don't think that's I think

829
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:04,279
Speaker 1: you're confusing. Like Amber heard in her they do like

830
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 1: she had an affair with Harry. I don't think that

831
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:09,440
Speaker 1: she's obviously still married, but I feel already broken up

832
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 1: when the Harry thing started. That's not what I've I

833
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 1: think they met before they broken up, but I don't

834
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:19,960
Speaker 1: think they started dating until after I mean separated. I

835
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:22,680
Speaker 1: mean he dates other women too, So you're thinking that

836
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:25,719
Speaker 1: they met on set. It happens a lot where you

837
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:28,839
Speaker 1: end up dating someone that you know before you break

838
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:30,840
Speaker 1: up with the person, and it doesn't mean that anything

839
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:35,800
Speaker 1: squirrelly was going on before. You're giving her the benefit

840
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:40,200
Speaker 1: out Harry Styles. In the whole thing is that she

841
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:44,319
Speaker 1: left her husband for Harry Styles. What are we talking

842
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:46,880
Speaker 1: about here? I don't know. I don't think that. I

843
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:48,480
Speaker 1: don't know that it was it. I don't think that

844
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:52,880
Speaker 1: I'm not she was unhappy in the marriage. No, I

845
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 1: understand that, But don't you think, well, she's allowed to

846
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 1: date someone after you get separated from someone, after you

847
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 1: break up with someone, you're allowed to date someone else.

848
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:05,360
Speaker 1: Report of law. Apparently, I'm just saying, like in the

849
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:09,280
Speaker 1: this is about custody. This isn't about her cheating. There's

850
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 1: never been that. This is a custody about. This isn't

851
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:15,439
Speaker 1: about him like getting more money or him not giving

852
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 1: her money because she cheated. There's nothing like that in

853
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:21,240
Speaker 1: this story. Don't you think Jason sadig Is would probably

854
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 1: still be married if she didn't end up hooking up

855
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:27,160
Speaker 1: with Harry style. I do remember the stories we're saying

856
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 1: that Jason Studakis was like heartbroken over it, and they

857
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,279
Speaker 1: were presenting him as like taking a long time to

858
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:37,399
Speaker 1: get over her, right, I did remember that too. Yeah,

859
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. I just you just never know,

860
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 1: because I just don't know what's going on right now. Hours.

861
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:47,399
Speaker 1: So Harry is that good looking where we're not gonna

862
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 1: say that he broke up a marriage. No, I'm not saying.

863
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 1: I just think that if if he did, how did

864
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 1: he not break up a marriage? What are you talking about?

865
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 1: Someone can be in an unhappy marriage and then meet

866
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:01,279
Speaker 1: a guy on set. It doesn't mean that they're like,

867
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:02,799
Speaker 1: I'm going to break up with him for this guy

868
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:04,719
Speaker 1: as soon as But then when you break up, you

869
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 1: go I'm single now, and then all the sudden people

870
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:12,279
Speaker 1: that the marriage with Yeah, example of the marriage break

871
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:15,800
Speaker 1: up the marriage part I think I think can be

872
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,760
Speaker 1: true here. I don't even put the blame on Angelina Jolie,

873
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:24,359
Speaker 1: like that marriage was already gonna end. Branson and bread

874
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:33,240
Speaker 1: Pitt and Angelina one. No relationships end. Relationships end. And also,

875
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:37,000
Speaker 1: I'm sorry if your husband's cheating on you or your

876
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 1: girlfriend's cheating on you, you have some you have. People

877
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:42,680
Speaker 1: are going to come at me for this. You have

878
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 1: a part to play in it. I feel like I'm

879
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:48,840
Speaker 1: eating crazy and you don't have a part to blame it,

880
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:51,240
Speaker 1: Like you need to seck your husband's dick more, bitch.

881
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:54,719
Speaker 1: It's like you are with someone who doesn't like you

882
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 1: and who would cheat on you. Therefore you are not

883
00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:59,600
Speaker 1: You don't know the person you're with. If you if

884
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:01,480
Speaker 1: you think that person you're with could never cheat on you,

885
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 1: you have a harsh lesson to learn, which it might

886
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 1: not be it's not your fault, but like good, you

887
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 1: don't want to be with that person. That should end.

888
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:12,600
Speaker 1: That's an unhealthy relationship. It's not because of that woman.

889
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 1: It's not because of that man. As a girl who

890
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 1: has been the other woman, it wasn't my fault that

891
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 1: your relationship was shit. If I hadn't come along, it

892
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 1: would have been someone else. Bitch. Look, I would fucking

893
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:28,839
Speaker 1: suck Harry Styles dick too. Is that what understand why

894
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:31,320
Speaker 1: we're having a hard time understanding that? No, I just

895
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:34,040
Speaker 1: think we are like I I agree your dad and

896
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:37,480
Speaker 1: mom would have divorced had it not been for your stepmom. Sure, okay,

897
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:40,359
Speaker 1: well there, okay, how about this? If Ivy was out

898
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:43,400
Speaker 1: on a fucking work trip he sleeps with another woman

899
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:46,839
Speaker 1: who knew about you publicly because you're married with two kids,

900
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:50,760
Speaker 1: don't care. We have no evidence before, no one cares.

901
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 1: It's fine. But also we don't have any evidence that

902
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:56,080
Speaker 1: Harry Styles and she slept together before they broke up.

903
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:59,000
Speaker 1: That's there. There's nothing yet that the evidence is that

904
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:02,400
Speaker 1: they hooked up. Where divorce? There's no evidence for that?

905
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:06,120
Speaker 1: Where is that evidence? Why are we playing dumb? Like?

906
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 1: What is going on in here? I'm not playing dumb.

907
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:11,520
Speaker 1: I swear to god they might have had like like

908
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:12,880
Speaker 1: she might have been like, oh my god, if I

909
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:15,080
Speaker 1: was single, this would be something I would pursue. But

910
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:18,440
Speaker 1: you don't leave your husband because you have a fun

911
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:23,600
Speaker 1: little flirtation with someone. No' is exactly right. Like if

912
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:27,120
Speaker 1: Noah wouldn't blame if it wasn't this woman that Abby met,

913
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:29,720
Speaker 1: it would be someone else. Their relationship is not healthy.

914
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:31,960
Speaker 1: If he's even able to do that, it's not that woman.

915
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 1: The two of us are responsible for our relationships, so

916
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 1: I would put the onus on the two of us

917
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:38,719
Speaker 1: getting to the point where one has to cheat on

918
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 1: the other. Yes, I'm saying I'm not disagreeing like I

919
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 1: think you're coming at me, like Elain up the marriage.

920
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:54,640
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people put on the third party.

921
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:58,480
Speaker 1: But there is another perspective to be had, I guess,

922
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:00,959
Speaker 1: and that's where me and Nikki are. I just don't

923
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 1: think that she and Harry Stiles did anything before they

924
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:06,120
Speaker 1: broke up. I would believe that. I just think that

925
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:08,759
Speaker 1: she is a I mean, I don't know her, but

926
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:10,719
Speaker 1: I just and what do I know? But I am

927
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 1: giving her the benefit of doubt that she did not

928
00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:15,759
Speaker 1: betray that relationship and broke up with a relation. To

929
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 1: be listen, you can't help the way you feel if

930
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:20,920
Speaker 1: you do develop a crush on someone while you have

931
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 1: a husband, while you have a boyfriend, while you have

932
00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:25,360
Speaker 1: a girlfriend, whatever. You can't help that you have a crush.

933
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:28,040
Speaker 1: You really can't help that. There's yes, you can distance

934
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:29,920
Speaker 1: yourself from them. You can do things like but if

935
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:33,640
Speaker 1: you're constantly thinking about someone, there's something wrong in your relationship,

936
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 1: or you need to be in an open relationship, or

937
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:38,040
Speaker 1: monogamy is not cut out for you. But like, that

938
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 1: is not that other person's fault, and that is not

939
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 1: that's not even your fault. I'm just in a relationship.

940
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:47,120
Speaker 1: The point of all of this was that if he

941
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:50,160
Speaker 1: did send those papers out of spite, I could see

942
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:52,960
Speaker 1: how he could be spiteful if his wife left him

943
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:56,279
Speaker 1: while she was on set with someone else. That's all

944
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 1: I was saying, no and not believe him while she

945
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 1: was on set with someone else. She just met a guy.

946
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:04,920
Speaker 1: It's nothing about said. Okay, so if you and Brenna

947
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,680
Speaker 1: broke up and then Brenna starts dating someone that you knew,

948
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:12,480
Speaker 1: she knew before you broke up. That doesn't mean before

949
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:15,719
Speaker 1: that happen on this way. But this is what I'm

950
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 1: talking about, what I've googled it. There's no evidence that

951
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:21,920
Speaker 1: they hooked up before they broke up, no evidence. So

952
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:25,560
Speaker 1: but would you like is that would you then blame

953
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:27,920
Speaker 1: that guy for your breakup? If Brenna happened to date

954
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 1: someone who she had no sexual relationship with, no even flirtation,

955
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 1: was just friends with, and then it happened to develop

956
00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:35,879
Speaker 1: in something more after you guys broke up, that wasn't

957
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:38,680
Speaker 1: that guy's fault. That wasn't Brenna like pre planning it

958
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:40,480
Speaker 1: and breaking up with you so she could be with him,

959
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:43,560
Speaker 1: which actually people have every right to do if they

960
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:46,799
Speaker 1: broke up. If they broke up, they can actually break

961
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:49,040
Speaker 1: up with someone before they attempt to do something physical

962
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:51,759
Speaker 1: with other person. And that is not cheating. That is

963
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 1: realizing I want something better than what I have final answer,

964
00:52:57,480 --> 00:53:00,279
Speaker 1: not final thought. And you're gonna get a lot of

965
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:03,359
Speaker 1: d ms being like go Andrew go, because there are

966
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 1: girls that are like, I've been cheated on. It's it's

967
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:08,160
Speaker 1: not my fault. I'm not saying it's your fault. Boys,

968
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:09,880
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's your fault. If you get cheated on,

969
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:12,080
Speaker 1: it's no one's fault, but it means your relationship. It

970
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:16,319
Speaker 1: would have happened anyway, it's not that person. And if

971
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:18,440
Speaker 1: you're and if it was that person, that person tricked

972
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 1: your boyfriend into hooking up or tricked your girlfriend and

973
00:53:23,719 --> 00:53:27,400
Speaker 1: seduced them, then you're dating a fucking weak idiot that

974
00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:33,080
Speaker 1: you shouldn't be with because that idiot I'm saying that,

975
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:39,879
Speaker 1: but I'm just saying that. I'm saying Olivia Wilde would

976
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:41,719
Speaker 1: be the weak idiot if she left him because she

977
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:46,160
Speaker 1: was seduced by Harry and Harry had and she would

978
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:48,520
Speaker 1: have stayed with Jason forever had Harry not come along.

979
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 1: And what wove as spell like and she's disillusioned and

980
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:55,479
Speaker 1: they're not even gonna last, and Harry just wanted her first,

981
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:58,200
Speaker 1: Like maybe they're actually meant to be more than Jason

982
00:53:58,239 --> 00:54:01,359
Speaker 1: and her, And she should leave Jason for the leave

983
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:03,799
Speaker 1: her if he needs someone that's better for him. People

984
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:07,680
Speaker 1: should not settle. You should constantly be having to earn

985
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:10,799
Speaker 1: the person you're with. Look, I'm not arguing with any

986
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:13,160
Speaker 1: of this. Go to break, Let's go back with our sports,

987
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:20,799
Speaker 1: and we're back Sports Moment of the Week Gears Andrews

988
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:26,520
Speaker 1: Weekly st Huh, I didn't see a movie. That was

989
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:29,840
Speaker 1: the last They were banging the whole time they made it.

990
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:31,680
Speaker 1: Oh wait, okay, are you going back and what you

991
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:36,920
Speaker 1: just said? Originally? Maybe? Okay, I'm gonna read this, but

992
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,880
Speaker 1: I have no idea what it means because it's sports.

993
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:45,880
Speaker 1: But it has something to do with the Cardinals bench clearing.

994
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:52,600
Speaker 1: Bra Yeah, there you go. Uh Mets Cardinals brawl erupts

995
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:56,880
Speaker 1: after um, a Mets hitter got hit by a pitch.

996
00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:59,399
Speaker 1: J D. Davis left the game in the eighth inning

997
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:02,200
Speaker 1: after b hit in the left ankle. A brawl broke

998
00:55:02,239 --> 00:55:04,879
Speaker 1: out between the Mets and Cardinals and St. Louis when

999
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:08,960
Speaker 1: Mets reliever Yoan Lopez retaliated by throwing high and inside

1000
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:13,640
Speaker 1: at Nolan Arnado. I mean, these are guys acting like

1001
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:17,959
Speaker 1: five year olds and somehow because it's tradition. It's fine.

1002
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:23,760
Speaker 1: What's tradition a brawl? Grown men running out and fighting

1003
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:26,960
Speaker 1: each other the benches. The whole team came out and

1004
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:29,759
Speaker 1: they just started everyone even like who brakes it up.

1005
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:34,680
Speaker 1: It's so funny because like baseball players, they're so like

1006
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:37,320
Speaker 1: kind of out of shape in a way because it's baseball.

1007
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:39,279
Speaker 1: It's not like they're in shape. But they're not like

1008
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:43,120
Speaker 1: they run from the from the deep. I'm talking like

1009
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:46,479
Speaker 1: five feet away. You know, you have five on your feet.

1010
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:50,480
Speaker 1: They're winded and it takes so long. How long did

1011
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:52,160
Speaker 1: it take to break up? And did anyone get hurt?

1012
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:56,080
Speaker 1: No one really ever? Like nowadays, like back in the day,

1013
00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:59,880
Speaker 1: like people begin hit with bats and ship like straight up.

1014
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:02,640
Speaker 1: But now it's more like an ego thing. I was like,

1015
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:06,919
Speaker 1: it's a lot of like in your face, hold me back,

1016
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:09,680
Speaker 1: a lot of hold me back. Yes, like hold me back.

1017
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:13,000
Speaker 1: The umpires have to break it up. There's are those

1018
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:16,279
Speaker 1: are old umpires. There's also now there's you know security,

1019
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:22,080
Speaker 1: but um, just don't throw the ball today at at

1020
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:24,920
Speaker 1: the pitch or Nikki when you're throwing first. It's a

1021
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:27,279
Speaker 1: different team. I told Nikki about this. I said, it

1022
00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:29,600
Speaker 1: would be great if you actually start to brawl going again,

1023
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:31,360
Speaker 1: Well it would be a funny comment to say. I

1024
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:36,000
Speaker 1: just hope I don't hit Arnato's ankle, Yes, like isn't

1025
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:40,000
Speaker 1: that what who had made the brawl? Oh, I'll try

1026
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:42,279
Speaker 1: not to hit you are are you gonna be on Mike,

1027
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:45,200
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I'm going to give some statement,

1028
00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:49,440
Speaker 1: like they're giving me the key to baseball Ballpark Village,

1029
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:52,839
Speaker 1: and then they're giving me a star on the Walk

1030
00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:55,799
Speaker 1: of Fame, and then I have to make some statement afterwards.

1031
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:57,879
Speaker 1: And then I go throw the pitch and I get

1032
00:56:57,920 --> 00:56:59,480
Speaker 1: to bring my family out, my mom and dad and

1033
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:01,200
Speaker 1: my sister coming out to the mountain with me. It's

1034
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:09,960
Speaker 1: gonna be fun. Are you nervous? No? I literally gives

1035
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:14,320
Speaker 1: a fuck what happens. Like, honestly, I don't care. I

1036
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:18,320
Speaker 1: don't care because it's just I'm not a baseball player.

1037
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:20,560
Speaker 1: I don't even want to do this. I asked if

1038
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:23,920
Speaker 1: I could say this the national anthem, sing the national anthem.

1039
00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:26,920
Speaker 1: They said no, we'll do the first princh. I'm a

1040
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:29,320
Speaker 1: girl who does not claim to be good at sports.

1041
00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:31,840
Speaker 1: It's just a fun thing to do. I am grateful

1042
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:34,000
Speaker 1: that I get to do it, but like, I don't

1043
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:37,880
Speaker 1: like I feel like more like Andrew and Chris are

1044
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,400
Speaker 1: more like obsessed with like how well I do than me.

1045
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:43,400
Speaker 1: The only thing that I will be upset about if

1046
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:46,000
Speaker 1: I throw a bad ball is like how disappointed Chris

1047
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:48,520
Speaker 1: and Andrew. Well, I won't be I swear to God,

1048
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:50,480
Speaker 1: I don't like it. They'll know, they'll be embarrassed on

1049
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:53,040
Speaker 1: my behalf. But I won't be embarrassed, won't. I won't

1050
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:56,560
Speaker 1: from a friend, I really won't. I just won't be.

1051
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:59,520
Speaker 1: I just don't care. I'm and I'm too tired to care.

1052
00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:01,560
Speaker 1: That is other things, the words the better for me,

1053
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:05,680
Speaker 1: not beat for your embarrassment, just because it doesn't matter.

1054
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:09,000
Speaker 1: Nothing matters. Also, there's never been a first pitch other

1055
00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:12,960
Speaker 1: than unfor George Bush when he threw that saved our country.

1056
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:16,040
Speaker 1: Oh oh, that's been so good. That that's been so good.

1057
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:22,160
Speaker 1: A great one, bad one. Yeah, I mean he throws

1058
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:24,280
Speaker 1: its six ft to the left, and he's you know,

1059
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:28,400
Speaker 1: he's athletic, you know when whenever, being a man has

1060
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:32,120
Speaker 1: got to have a little bit more. Yeah, people, as

1061
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:34,720
Speaker 1: long as it goes somewhat straight. No, it actually doesn't

1062
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:38,720
Speaker 1: even matter. It doesn't matter at all. It doesn't get tired.

1063
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:40,760
Speaker 1: I'm excited though today because I don't have to like

1064
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:43,200
Speaker 1: do it like I've been having to do press all day,

1065
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:46,480
Speaker 1: every day, every damn day for like weeks and weeks,

1066
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:49,040
Speaker 1: and it's a lot of interviewing, it's a lot of

1067
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:51,560
Speaker 1: answering questions, and today it's just I give one little

1068
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:52,920
Speaker 1: statement after they give me the thing, and then I

1069
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:54,480
Speaker 1: go out and throw the pitch and I'm not even miked.

1070
00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:57,960
Speaker 1: And I might, like, you know, boomerang some fucking shirts

1071
00:58:58,320 --> 00:59:03,160
Speaker 1: with red Bird and the fucking Cardinals gals into the stands,

1072
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:07,440
Speaker 1: but that's it, and then I'm just My only thing

1073
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:09,720
Speaker 1: is like it's like going to be a big party

1074
00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:12,680
Speaker 1: with like my family, Chris and his family, and I

1075
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:15,720
Speaker 1: just might not be like I'm not like that awake

1076
00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:19,400
Speaker 1: for it. I gotta find some fucking meth or something.

1077
00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:20,960
Speaker 1: I gotta I don't know how I'm going to get

1078
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:24,520
Speaker 1: through today. I am so tired. I'll try to. I'll

1079
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:27,200
Speaker 1: try to, but I'm gonna sleep all tonight in Minneapolis

1080
00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:28,920
Speaker 1: and Madisone are going to be so fun. And then

1081
00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:31,040
Speaker 1: Sunday I'm going to sleep so much. But we might

1082
00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:32,520
Speaker 1: do a viewing party in which we have like the

1083
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:34,400
Speaker 1: public come out, so it'll be another thing. I'm like,

1084
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:37,920
Speaker 1: I just need a tape off so bad. It's like,

1085
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:42,919
Speaker 1: please give me COVID this weekend. If you have COVID,

1086
00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:46,560
Speaker 1: we come cough in my mouth. I'm desperate for a

1087
00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:49,840
Speaker 1: day I just please. All right, let's get the fan

1088
00:59:49,920 --> 01:00:06,000
Speaker 1: trax alrighty, all right, UM, let's start off with Molly,

1089
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:13,160
Speaker 1: who needs some advice. Hi, besties. So I'm calling in

1090
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:17,000
Speaker 1: today a little bit nervous, but with a vulnerable topic

1091
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:19,160
Speaker 1: and that question that I've always been wanting to ask

1092
01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:24,280
Speaker 1: you guys. So this past week or so, UM, I've

1093
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:27,400
Speaker 1: really been trying my best and more dedicated than ever

1094
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:32,520
Speaker 1: to quitting weed. Um, I don't drink. I stopped drinking

1095
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:34,680
Speaker 1: my sophomore year of college just because I just really

1096
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:38,880
Speaker 1: never liked it and we'd became my choice at that point.

1097
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:42,680
Speaker 1: And I've been smoking every day since I was like eighteen,

1098
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:46,560
Speaker 1: and I'm now twenty three, and I'm really trying to

1099
01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:51,160
Speaker 1: quit because I've been going to therapy and making such

1100
01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:54,960
Speaker 1: great progress and just doing all of the other steps

1101
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:57,880
Speaker 1: that come along with bettering myself. And we need is

1102
01:00:57,960 --> 01:01:00,560
Speaker 1: something that is the center of my life, like a

1103
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:04,320
Speaker 1: true addict. And I just love you guys so much.

1104
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:07,120
Speaker 1: The show means so so much to me, and I

1105
01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:10,640
Speaker 1: know that you know I relate to you, guys, and

1106
01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:14,000
Speaker 1: your advice would really speak to me and maybe anybody

1107
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:18,480
Speaker 1: else who's struggling with the same thing. So yeah, I

1108
01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:21,680
Speaker 1: hope I said everything, and I hope you guys answer

1109
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:25,440
Speaker 1: and I don't know. Thank you, thank you so much

1110
01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:35,120
Speaker 1: for everything you do. Joint. Oh my god, Molly, that

1111
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:38,320
Speaker 1: is so nice. Your voice is so soothing. Whatever pot

1112
01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:46,680
Speaker 1: smoke does to your voice, it's really good. Added oh man,

1113
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:48,880
Speaker 1: I mean, this one's a tough one. But it's like

1114
01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:52,840
Speaker 1: it's so hard to quit weed, especially after you like

1115
01:01:53,720 --> 01:01:55,400
Speaker 1: you know, it's the thing that works for you. It's

1116
01:01:55,440 --> 01:01:59,280
Speaker 1: the thing that you feel like as someone who really

1117
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:03,200
Speaker 1: relates to I can function on weed. I can. I

1118
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:06,360
Speaker 1: like it every day. I feel like it was medicinal.

1119
01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:09,160
Speaker 1: It helps with my depression, it helps with my anxiety.

1120
01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:13,720
Speaker 1: Like I do know though that like you want to

1121
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:16,320
Speaker 1: quit for a reason, and I think that's an important

1122
01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:19,320
Speaker 1: thing to remember, is like if it was serving you,

1123
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:22,760
Speaker 1: like things that aren't taking away from your life, you

1124
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:26,520
Speaker 1: don't seek out reasons to quit, so like that is

1125
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:29,240
Speaker 1: already there, right, Like I think it's a lot of

1126
01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:32,040
Speaker 1: times we can convince ourselves of things we want to quit,

1127
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:33,800
Speaker 1: like no, I don't need to we like all of

1128
01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:35,520
Speaker 1: a sudden go oh waits like what was I even thinking?

1129
01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:38,920
Speaker 1: It's like, well, have you ever wanted to quit watching friends?

1130
01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:41,440
Speaker 1: Like have you ever like sought help, like I need

1131
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:45,040
Speaker 1: to quit I don't know walking my dog Like this

1132
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:47,439
Speaker 1: is a problem, like if it was, so, if it's

1133
01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:49,680
Speaker 1: it means it's a problem that you want to quit.

1134
01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:54,720
Speaker 1: But it also means though that like I think that

1135
01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:58,320
Speaker 1: it's really scary to think of your whole life without weed.

1136
01:02:58,520 --> 01:03:00,680
Speaker 1: And I think that's something that like holds me back

1137
01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:02,440
Speaker 1: from quitting things, is to go, oh my god, I'm

1138
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:03,920
Speaker 1: gonna go the rest of my life with this thing

1139
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,680
Speaker 1: that I, like you said, is the center of your life.

1140
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:11,360
Speaker 1: So and I don't think though that like, oh, I'll

1141
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:13,520
Speaker 1: just take a month off. Those kinds of things are

1142
01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:16,600
Speaker 1: very helpful, even though that's a thing that a lot

1143
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:20,280
Speaker 1: of people do, like sober January or whatever, sober October. Um.

1144
01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:25,760
Speaker 1: I think that I think what you should do, Molly

1145
01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:28,920
Speaker 1: is just experiment with like allowing yourself to have it.

1146
01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:31,400
Speaker 1: And I've said this before, but like really not having

1147
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:33,600
Speaker 1: shame in it, because I'm sensing probably like a lot

1148
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:35,560
Speaker 1: of shame of like, oh I'm doing it again. I

1149
01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:37,640
Speaker 1: need this every day. I'm such a loser. I probably

1150
01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:40,800
Speaker 1: have to waken like I'm guessing you're like me. You

1151
01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:42,760
Speaker 1: like wanted as soon as you wake up in the morning.

1152
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:45,200
Speaker 1: It's like replace coffee for you in ways. You want

1153
01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:46,880
Speaker 1: it before you watch TV. You want it before you

1154
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:48,320
Speaker 1: go out and hang out with your parents. You want

1155
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:49,880
Speaker 1: it before you go walk the dog, like you want

1156
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:53,480
Speaker 1: it before everything. It's like makes everything better. Let yourself

1157
01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:56,560
Speaker 1: to have it because those urges to have it. You're

1158
01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:58,040
Speaker 1: doing it for a reason. You're not doing it because

1159
01:03:58,040 --> 01:03:59,720
Speaker 1: you're a bad person and you want to like fucking

1160
01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:04,160
Speaker 1: get you what. You love drugs and you love being

1161
01:04:04,280 --> 01:04:07,160
Speaker 1: like out of swords and you love being like a

1162
01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:09,800
Speaker 1: worse friend and not as present. You're not like no

1163
01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:11,960
Speaker 1: one wants to be that. You're doing it because you're

1164
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:15,000
Speaker 1: in pain, and it takes you out of your pain momentarily.

1165
01:04:15,680 --> 01:04:17,360
Speaker 1: That is why you're doing it, which is like who

1166
01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:19,920
Speaker 1: would ever fault someone for wanting to do something like that?

1167
01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:22,840
Speaker 1: And yeah, other people can fault you for it, but

1168
01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:25,080
Speaker 1: they don't. They have their things that take them out

1169
01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:27,760
Speaker 1: of their pain. Yours happens to be weed. That's the

1170
01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:30,600
Speaker 1: way your physiology works. It just works for you, but

1171
01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:32,400
Speaker 1: in the long run, it doesn't work because it takes

1172
01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:33,960
Speaker 1: you out of your pain momentarily, and then on the

1173
01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:36,720
Speaker 1: back end, it's your pain is still there after you're

1174
01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:39,160
Speaker 1: not high again, and then there's more pain because you

1175
01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:42,240
Speaker 1: have the anxiety of failing and smoking the weed and

1176
01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:44,760
Speaker 1: feeling bad about yourself, And then what do you have

1177
01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:48,840
Speaker 1: to calm that anxiety? More weed? So like I would

1178
01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:52,280
Speaker 1: try to first experiment with just like because I remember

1179
01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:54,400
Speaker 1: and maybe you've heard me say it when I quit weed,

1180
01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:56,880
Speaker 1: which I felt like how am I ever gonna do this?

1181
01:04:57,480 --> 01:04:59,480
Speaker 1: I just changed my attitude about it and was like,

1182
01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:03,160
Speaker 1: you know what, you deserve this, like you need this.

1183
01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:06,200
Speaker 1: God only knows what you would do if you didn't

1184
01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:08,400
Speaker 1: have this. It would be like maybe you would kick

1185
01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:10,640
Speaker 1: your dog, Maybe you would punch a wall and break

1186
01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:12,760
Speaker 1: your hand, maybe you would cry all day and not

1187
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:15,919
Speaker 1: be able to work. Like this is the least bad

1188
01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:18,200
Speaker 1: thing you could do right now because you're in pain, Like,

1189
01:05:18,440 --> 01:05:20,360
Speaker 1: so just let yourself have it, and I think that

1190
01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:24,120
Speaker 1: you'll see that you it will slowly fade away and

1191
01:05:24,160 --> 01:05:26,720
Speaker 1: you'll get to a place where if you're practice being

1192
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:29,320
Speaker 1: gentle with yourself and kind to yourself about your usage

1193
01:05:29,320 --> 01:05:31,720
Speaker 1: of weed and not judging it and not feeling like

1194
01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:35,600
Speaker 1: dirty and like bad and secretive, just being like I

1195
01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:37,760
Speaker 1: just need this and if I didn't, I wouldn't be

1196
01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:41,040
Speaker 1: doing it. You will be able to be because you

1197
01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:43,760
Speaker 1: smoke weed, because you're you're not kind to yourself, you know,

1198
01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:46,760
Speaker 1: like you're smoking weed to a suage anxieties. Anxieties come

1199
01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:49,720
Speaker 1: from like self hatred, thinking about the past, thinking about

1200
01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:54,280
Speaker 1: the future, worrying, thinking about yourself, yourself, yourself, I hate myself.

1201
01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:56,440
Speaker 1: I'm a bad person, all these things. And so if

1202
01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:59,280
Speaker 1: you start by like eliminating the guilt of you're a

1203
01:05:59,320 --> 01:06:01,280
Speaker 1: bad person because as of the weed, that will take

1204
01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:04,240
Speaker 1: some of that pressure off, and then eventually you learn

1205
01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:06,959
Speaker 1: to be better to yourself. And there's also twelve step

1206
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:09,280
Speaker 1: programs for marijuana that you can look into and you

1207
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:12,400
Speaker 1: just can type in twelve step marijuana, And there are

1208
01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:14,880
Speaker 1: meetings that you can attend that I'm aware of. There

1209
01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:18,000
Speaker 1: are there's like whole support groups for people that smoke weed,

1210
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:20,040
Speaker 1: and I think it's marijuana is anonymous is what it's

1211
01:06:20,080 --> 01:06:23,040
Speaker 1: called m A. And there's meetings on zoom all across

1212
01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:24,680
Speaker 1: the country that you can go to and get help

1213
01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:26,520
Speaker 1: from people that are suffering from the same thing as

1214
01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:31,200
Speaker 1: you and don't listen to people who have normal relationships

1215
01:06:31,240 --> 01:06:33,840
Speaker 1: with weed. Don't convince yourself you're one of those people.

1216
01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:37,960
Speaker 1: You are not. You're not. You wish you were, so

1217
01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:40,280
Speaker 1: do I I wish I could just have one glass

1218
01:06:40,280 --> 01:06:41,640
Speaker 1: of wine here and there. I wish I could have

1219
01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:44,080
Speaker 1: just one hit of weed here and there before a movie.

1220
01:06:44,920 --> 01:06:48,200
Speaker 1: It doesn't We're different. So don't listen to those people

1221
01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:50,560
Speaker 1: that go, oh, I just haven't like when I want to,

1222
01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:53,080
Speaker 1: like feel like laugh a lot at a reality show

1223
01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:54,919
Speaker 1: and just and you go, you know what I could

1224
01:06:54,960 --> 01:06:58,120
Speaker 1: do that you can't. Girl, You're not. You're different and

1225
01:06:58,200 --> 01:07:01,240
Speaker 1: you're special, but you're special and way and so that's

1226
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:03,080
Speaker 1: another thing that gets in the way of quitting is

1227
01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:06,200
Speaker 1: just being around people that are have a better relationship

1228
01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:08,480
Speaker 1: with things, and you go, why can't I do that well?

1229
01:07:08,520 --> 01:07:11,120
Speaker 1: Because you also have brown hair and they have blonde hair.

1230
01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:12,960
Speaker 1: Like It's it's as simple as that. You're just not

1231
01:07:13,080 --> 01:07:16,000
Speaker 1: the same person, so we can't all be the same

1232
01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:18,320
Speaker 1: with drugs. I hope that helps, And you can DM

1233
01:07:18,440 --> 01:07:20,520
Speaker 1: me if you want to talk about it too. Um

1234
01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:23,480
Speaker 1: all right, next panther Rex, thank you for letting me

1235
01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:30,760
Speaker 1: monologize another person asking for help tiny candre. And my

1236
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:35,880
Speaker 1: name is Raley from Bulgaria and I'm calling for advice,

1237
01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:39,480
Speaker 1: but most teachers to talk to my friends. You know,

1238
01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:43,080
Speaker 1: I just felt like talking to you. I'm in such

1239
01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:45,840
Speaker 1: a stressful situation in my life right now, so much

1240
01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:48,920
Speaker 1: problems in stress. And I've been talking to this guy

1241
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:51,400
Speaker 1: on bumbo for like two weeks. We just wanted to

1242
01:07:51,520 --> 01:07:55,080
Speaker 1: hook up, but and what it was supposed to be today,

1243
01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:58,280
Speaker 1: It was supposed to see each other today, but um,

1244
01:07:58,400 --> 01:08:00,920
Speaker 1: I just woke up to human matching you. We had

1245
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:04,000
Speaker 1: such a great conversation. It was so fun and flirty,

1246
01:08:04,120 --> 01:08:06,800
Speaker 1: and we were sexting and all that. It was exciting.

1247
01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:13,000
Speaker 1: I'm just so bummed out, honestly, Uh, just feeling kind

1248
01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:16,519
Speaker 1: of desperate and kind of sick of all these social

1249
01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:21,320
Speaker 1: media and dating apps and just you know, what's your advice?

1250
01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:24,960
Speaker 1: Thank you? I love you so much and I just

1251
01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:27,240
Speaker 1: want to hug you. You know, I have a great day.

1252
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:32,120
Speaker 1: We w don't hug you too. What was her name? Rally? Rally?

1253
01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:33,640
Speaker 1: Do you have anything to say to Rally as a

1254
01:08:33,680 --> 01:08:39,599
Speaker 1: guy on the other side of bumbles? I mean, yeah,

1255
01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:42,680
Speaker 1: I get I get how it can just be the

1256
01:08:42,840 --> 01:08:47,400
Speaker 1: dating online just the the endless Everyone has a million

1257
01:08:47,760 --> 01:08:49,920
Speaker 1: people on their phone that they can go on a

1258
01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:54,360
Speaker 1: date with. There it's an endless buffet. It's you're searching for,

1259
01:08:55,160 --> 01:08:57,599
Speaker 1: like and there can be There's been plenty of times

1260
01:08:57,640 --> 01:09:03,639
Speaker 1: where people get positive connections through these uh fucking bumble

1261
01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:06,240
Speaker 1: Like just the name bumble doesn't sound like you're gonna

1262
01:09:06,280 --> 01:09:12,280
Speaker 1: marry the person. I would say, maybe step away from

1263
01:09:12,479 --> 01:09:15,839
Speaker 1: trying to find love in a place where you repeatedly

1264
01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:20,760
Speaker 1: aren't getting it, and maybe you know, go like just

1265
01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:24,040
Speaker 1: try to like not even think about trying to find

1266
01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:26,960
Speaker 1: someone for a couple of weeks. I know it's harder,

1267
01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:30,000
Speaker 1: easier said than done, but like I think chasing it

1268
01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:37,680
Speaker 1: and constantly being disappointed is to chase even before being disappointed,

1269
01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:41,360
Speaker 1: that is setting you up for these like bad feelings

1270
01:09:41,439 --> 01:09:43,720
Speaker 1: and like these feelings where you're feeling you know what

1271
01:09:43,760 --> 01:09:45,840
Speaker 1: I mean, Like so I don't know, like for me,

1272
01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:50,400
Speaker 1: like when I stopped like expecting, like and it's not

1273
01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:53,200
Speaker 1: just with dating, it's with anything, Like I just I

1274
01:09:53,280 --> 01:09:56,680
Speaker 1: feel so much happier. I know it is very hard,

1275
01:09:59,479 --> 01:10:01,960
Speaker 1: just like people always used to say that, like when

1276
01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:04,559
Speaker 1: I was single, Like, oh, like you've got to stop

1277
01:10:04,600 --> 01:10:06,160
Speaker 1: searching when you see it is to search you will

1278
01:10:06,200 --> 01:10:09,120
Speaker 1: find and I just don't I don't know. That doesn't

1279
01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:12,000
Speaker 1: do it for me, because it's just how do you

1280
01:10:12,080 --> 01:10:15,840
Speaker 1: stop searching? You you want someone, you care about finding someone,

1281
01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:19,040
Speaker 1: the time is of the since, especially if you're a

1282
01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:21,760
Speaker 1: woman in certain like and then you want certain things

1283
01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:24,000
Speaker 1: in your life, it's like it's hard to stop looking.

1284
01:10:24,680 --> 01:10:28,479
Speaker 1: But I do think that in this scenario, like I

1285
01:10:28,560 --> 01:10:31,639
Speaker 1: have been here so many times, girl of like having

1286
01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:34,000
Speaker 1: so much hope for a guy where you're like connecting,

1287
01:10:34,160 --> 01:10:38,040
Speaker 1: you're sharing, even if it's via text, Like there's there's

1288
01:10:38,120 --> 01:10:42,280
Speaker 1: amazing connections that can happen via text um that a

1289
01:10:42,400 --> 01:10:44,040
Speaker 1: lot of people I think could roll their eyes about it,

1290
01:10:44,120 --> 01:10:46,160
Speaker 1: like you didn't even meet them and you're feeling this sad.

1291
01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:48,880
Speaker 1: It's like, no, you can really share a lot, and

1292
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:51,800
Speaker 1: especially if you're sexting and you get so excited, like

1293
01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:54,880
Speaker 1: finally this is like you're you're thinking about this person

1294
01:10:54,920 --> 01:10:56,960
Speaker 1: all the time and then all of a sudden, unmatched.

1295
01:10:59,120 --> 01:11:02,240
Speaker 1: What I'm thing happened is that this person reconnected with

1296
01:11:02,280 --> 01:11:04,840
Speaker 1: an X. It's always that way. It has nothing to

1297
01:11:04,880 --> 01:11:07,800
Speaker 1: do with you, even though it seems so personal. They

1298
01:11:07,880 --> 01:11:11,320
Speaker 1: reconnected with an X, or they met someone else, or

1299
01:11:11,360 --> 01:11:13,920
Speaker 1: they're already with someone yeah, or they got caught on

1300
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:20,080
Speaker 1: there or to get off yeah. Um it is so frustrating,

1301
01:11:20,320 --> 01:11:23,840
Speaker 1: But I I really do think that you don't have

1302
01:11:23,920 --> 01:11:28,840
Speaker 1: to stop searching, but search for like a new hobby

1303
01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:32,080
Speaker 1: or something that you can get really into that isn't boys,

1304
01:11:32,200 --> 01:11:34,960
Speaker 1: Like keep looking for boys, like keep having fun with that,

1305
01:11:35,200 --> 01:11:38,320
Speaker 1: stay on the apps like do that, but force yourself

1306
01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:40,960
Speaker 1: because it's harder to shut something off than it is

1307
01:11:41,120 --> 01:11:45,200
Speaker 1: just pick something else up. So focus on something learning

1308
01:11:45,240 --> 01:11:48,200
Speaker 1: a new skill, learning a new language, sign up for

1309
01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:52,760
Speaker 1: duo lingo, like, immerse yourself in something new, just to

1310
01:11:52,920 --> 01:11:57,320
Speaker 1: shift your focus instead of just trying. Because if you

1311
01:11:57,479 --> 01:11:59,920
Speaker 1: just try to stop being boy crazy and you have nothing,

1312
01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:02,679
Speaker 1: replace it with like what goes in that void? Nothing

1313
01:12:02,880 --> 01:12:05,960
Speaker 1: like of you can't do. You can't shut your brain off,

1314
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:09,040
Speaker 1: so you gotta fill it with other things. Um. Also

1315
01:12:09,160 --> 01:12:13,040
Speaker 1: that would open that would open her up to opportunities

1316
01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:17,080
Speaker 1: of meeting people with a similar interest who might introduce

1317
01:12:17,160 --> 01:12:19,519
Speaker 1: her to somebody else. It kind of goes back to

1318
01:12:19,680 --> 01:12:22,400
Speaker 1: what you were talking about earlier today going out with

1319
01:12:22,560 --> 01:12:29,160
Speaker 1: Kiernan and the um Times magazine Lady h New York Magazine,

1320
01:12:29,200 --> 01:12:32,280
Speaker 1: Lady Sorry, and just like opening yourself up to meeting

1321
01:12:32,320 --> 01:12:36,680
Speaker 1: other people and like in in real life, knowing that

1322
01:12:37,680 --> 01:12:40,639
Speaker 1: I can walk into this with no expectation, just bring

1323
01:12:40,800 --> 01:12:43,800
Speaker 1: my full self to the table and hopefully connect with

1324
01:12:43,880 --> 01:12:46,679
Speaker 1: these people or just have a story to take away

1325
01:12:46,720 --> 01:12:49,880
Speaker 1: from it. Yes, it sucks too because you you know,

1326
01:12:50,080 --> 01:12:54,400
Speaker 1: you get on match with and then you're tainted with

1327
01:12:54,560 --> 01:12:57,040
Speaker 1: anything like you know, you get hurt, and then you're

1328
01:12:57,080 --> 01:13:00,680
Speaker 1: gonna you're gonna bring that fear to the next conversation.

1329
01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:03,880
Speaker 1: You're gonna go, well, why am I gonna go through

1330
01:13:03,960 --> 01:13:05,760
Speaker 1: this same thing again? If I'm just going to get

1331
01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:09,240
Speaker 1: the same end result. But that's not what happens every time.

1332
01:13:10,320 --> 01:13:13,760
Speaker 1: Getting to I Do, I'm not getting read Getting too

1333
01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:16,080
Speaker 1: I do like immerse yourself in that because it's so

1334
01:13:16,479 --> 01:13:19,320
Speaker 1: interesting and it's still about being boy crazy and it's

1335
01:13:19,320 --> 01:13:22,640
Speaker 1: a different approach. Getting too I do, it's like and

1336
01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:25,479
Speaker 1: really I would not there's nothing wrong with what you

1337
01:13:25,560 --> 01:13:28,599
Speaker 1: did because I did it all the time. No sex stuff,

1338
01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:32,719
Speaker 1: no sex thing, no no even like you can flirty,

1339
01:13:32,880 --> 01:13:35,360
Speaker 1: you can be flirty, you can be you know innuendos.

1340
01:13:36,040 --> 01:13:41,280
Speaker 1: No actual sex talk before you actually meet this person

1341
01:13:41,400 --> 01:13:44,479
Speaker 1: and get and um are you'll read about this and

1342
01:13:44,560 --> 01:13:47,759
Speaker 1: getting to I do, but like it. It is always

1343
01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:50,479
Speaker 1: a mistake and you didn't even do anything wrong because

1344
01:13:50,479 --> 01:13:52,519
Speaker 1: I've done this and I still do this sometimes just

1345
01:13:52,640 --> 01:13:55,760
Speaker 1: out of habit to get sexually intimate with a guy

1346
01:13:55,920 --> 01:13:59,880
Speaker 1: via text in person before you have a commitment from

1347
01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:02,880
Speaker 1: of what you want. And I know that sounds crazy.

1348
01:14:02,880 --> 01:14:04,240
Speaker 1: How am I going to get a commitment before I

1349
01:14:04,320 --> 01:14:06,080
Speaker 1: even have sex with them? You can do other stuff,

1350
01:14:06,120 --> 01:14:11,759
Speaker 1: but like having talks about sex, they guys get. Guys

1351
01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:14,320
Speaker 1: get turned off by that because what they think is

1352
01:14:15,120 --> 01:14:17,080
Speaker 1: this person is too easy. They gave it to me,

1353
01:14:17,160 --> 01:14:20,080
Speaker 1: they barely know me, and they already are having phone

1354
01:14:20,080 --> 01:14:22,920
Speaker 1: sex with me. This girl is probably doing this with everyone,

1355
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:25,720
Speaker 1: and guys guys don't judge you. Guys may think you're

1356
01:14:25,720 --> 01:14:28,439
Speaker 1: a slept, but what that means to them. They might say, oh,

1357
01:14:28,520 --> 01:14:30,080
Speaker 1: that means she's a slept because it protects them, But

1358
01:14:30,080 --> 01:14:31,840
Speaker 1: what it means to them is they're not special. And

1359
01:14:31,880 --> 01:14:35,040
Speaker 1: guys want to feel special and it makes them feel threatened.

1360
01:14:35,800 --> 01:14:40,840
Speaker 1: And so try to keep that really like you can

1361
01:14:40,880 --> 01:14:44,519
Speaker 1: be winky and flirty, no more sex, And I think

1362
01:14:44,760 --> 01:14:48,040
Speaker 1: having a new approach to this whole thing might give you, um,

1363
01:14:48,720 --> 01:14:51,080
Speaker 1: might give you different results and give you something new

1364
01:14:51,160 --> 01:14:54,080
Speaker 1: to focus on other than just like matching and connecting.

1365
01:14:55,720 --> 01:15:00,759
Speaker 1: Final thought. Yeah, let's do final thought, final thoughts. Okay,

1366
01:15:02,120 --> 01:15:08,360
Speaker 1: it's do one more. I like these advice segments. Yeah,

1367
01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:12,240
Speaker 1: we got a lot of questions for advice. Um, okay,

1368
01:15:12,320 --> 01:15:18,599
Speaker 1: let's try Mark, Hey, Nikki, Noah, and Andrew. It's uh

1369
01:15:18,840 --> 01:15:21,720
Speaker 1: five twelve in the morning, driving to work on my

1370
01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:25,160
Speaker 1: day off. If that tells you how my day is going, well,

1371
01:15:25,479 --> 01:15:27,400
Speaker 1: I don't know what else does. But anyway, I'm still

1372
01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:30,320
Speaker 1: a couple of parts behind on the podcast, and uh,

1373
01:15:30,439 --> 01:15:33,160
Speaker 1: it's ready dump and Nikki said that the cry of

1374
01:15:33,240 --> 01:15:36,560
Speaker 1: a newborn baby is called a magitice, which sounds like

1375
01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:39,320
Speaker 1: a disease you get from a vagina. And yes, vegetice

1376
01:15:39,439 --> 01:15:42,040
Speaker 1: does sound like a disease, but you know it sounds

1377
01:15:42,120 --> 01:15:45,280
Speaker 1: more like a disease you'll get from your vagina, vegitis.

1378
01:15:46,080 --> 01:15:49,200
Speaker 1: I literally said veginas out loud and burst out laughing.

1379
01:15:49,320 --> 01:15:52,680
Speaker 1: So this pronunciation story with me myself and I in

1380
01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:54,519
Speaker 1: the car on the way to work this morning. So

1381
01:15:55,320 --> 01:15:57,479
Speaker 1: I thought it was pretty funny. So hopefully you don't

1382
01:15:57,479 --> 01:16:00,840
Speaker 1: get vegitis anytime soon. I love being a bestie of

1383
01:16:00,920 --> 01:16:04,920
Speaker 1: the pod and Jack in the Box. Jack in the box.

1384
01:16:05,280 --> 01:16:09,680
Speaker 1: Maybe it is pronounced vegitis, like what a baby's cry is?

1385
01:16:11,560 --> 01:16:15,920
Speaker 1: You know, I didn't even I don't even remember. Like

1386
01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:18,720
Speaker 1: I love this guy. He speaks in a in a

1387
01:16:19,360 --> 01:16:23,840
Speaker 1: guy is me right now? Of like my tiredness goes

1388
01:16:23,920 --> 01:16:27,080
Speaker 1: from like manic and like so like like we could

1389
01:16:27,080 --> 01:16:31,040
Speaker 1: do anything to like so dead, like cut to that

1390
01:16:31,120 --> 01:16:35,040
Speaker 1: guy at hairedness is weird. I love his energy though,

1391
01:16:35,120 --> 01:16:37,160
Speaker 1: that guy, I want him to host a game show.

1392
01:16:37,960 --> 01:16:40,840
Speaker 1: He's fucking fantastic and wherever he's driving, Sorry, you have

1393
01:16:40,920 --> 01:16:44,000
Speaker 1: to work on your day off. I'm sure when you

1394
01:16:44,080 --> 01:16:46,240
Speaker 1: get that call at five in them more like you

1395
01:16:46,320 --> 01:16:48,559
Speaker 1: probably get it at like what he does well that night?

1396
01:16:48,560 --> 01:16:51,000
Speaker 1: You're like, hey, can you cover for Jeff? He's uh,

1397
01:16:51,280 --> 01:16:55,120
Speaker 1: he went skydiving and never came back. He never came back. Yeah,

1398
01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:57,800
Speaker 1: he's on the floor forever. Yeah he got attacked by

1399
01:16:57,800 --> 01:17:02,600
Speaker 1: a duck. He's sucking somehow, Oh got him? Um yeah, no,

1400
01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:05,519
Speaker 1: I mean I love how like you either can attack

1401
01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:08,720
Speaker 1: that in two different ways, like that guy upbeat and

1402
01:17:08,880 --> 01:17:11,400
Speaker 1: like maybe at two pm he's gonna want to kill himself.

1403
01:17:11,479 --> 01:17:20,120
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's like what I tell people when I

1404
01:17:20,160 --> 01:17:22,280
Speaker 1: look in the mirror and I like look disgusting or

1405
01:17:22,360 --> 01:17:24,519
Speaker 1: like have gain weight or like feel like now myself,

1406
01:17:24,560 --> 01:17:28,760
Speaker 1: I just having the attitude of like, well look at

1407
01:17:28,840 --> 01:17:33,960
Speaker 1: you today, glace, these pants are too tight and you

1408
01:17:34,080 --> 01:17:37,439
Speaker 1: look a little bit masculine today. We'll go get him,

1409
01:17:37,479 --> 01:17:41,560
Speaker 1: Go get him. Yeah, Like it's just to have that

1410
01:17:41,640 --> 01:17:45,599
Speaker 1: kind of attitude and like just like yeah, make fun

1411
01:17:45,680 --> 01:17:47,200
Speaker 1: of it and have like a little bit of like

1412
01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:50,920
Speaker 1: pep in your it's a good practice instead of the

1413
01:17:52,760 --> 01:17:55,639
Speaker 1: I'm just like, well this is it. I think that's

1414
01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:59,400
Speaker 1: I think that's honestly, rally who's dealing with the guy stuff,

1415
01:18:00,240 --> 01:18:03,479
Speaker 1: maybe trying to look at it like as that vegetosis guy.

1416
01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:06,639
Speaker 1: Just be like, hey, funk that dude, I got on match,

1417
01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:10,160
Speaker 1: happen again, happen again, connected with the guy and he

1418
01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:15,400
Speaker 1: fucking unmatches me. Well, well, par from the course, baby,

1419
01:18:16,120 --> 01:18:19,439
Speaker 1: let's keep on going and swipe it away. Like yeah,

1420
01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:21,080
Speaker 1: I think that's a good I mean, you could do

1421
01:18:21,200 --> 01:18:23,040
Speaker 1: both a little bit of both. I think I think

1422
01:18:23,160 --> 01:18:25,800
Speaker 1: one I I used to I'm not used to be there.

1423
01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:27,720
Speaker 1: I ain't still am that guy where it's like, I'll

1424
01:18:28,160 --> 01:18:30,880
Speaker 1: you know, something serious will happen, and I'll be like,

1425
01:18:31,720 --> 01:18:34,639
Speaker 1: not take it in, kind of keep it on the surface,

1426
01:18:35,120 --> 01:18:38,400
Speaker 1: because if it gets into deep, your boy's gonna be sad. Yes,

1427
01:18:39,160 --> 01:18:41,560
Speaker 1: then you can also look at it and analytically and

1428
01:18:41,720 --> 01:18:45,400
Speaker 1: like be like, and should I be working at a

1429
01:18:45,560 --> 01:18:48,640
Speaker 1: job that is taking advantage of me and making me

1430
01:18:48,720 --> 01:18:50,479
Speaker 1: work on my day off at five in the morning,

1431
01:18:50,760 --> 01:18:57,479
Speaker 1: and in my Oh yeah that's good. But you could

1432
01:18:57,479 --> 01:18:59,599
Speaker 1: even go even if you were, you could go, well,

1433
01:19:00,439 --> 01:19:04,840
Speaker 1: I'm surely getting taken advantage of sounds like Andrew needs

1434
01:19:04,880 --> 01:19:07,559
Speaker 1: to look for another job. We'll get to it when

1435
01:19:07,600 --> 01:19:10,639
Speaker 1: I can. But this is life and I have hands

1436
01:19:10,680 --> 01:19:14,600
Speaker 1: and I'm grateful. Yeah, man, I think that's uh. I

1437
01:19:14,720 --> 01:19:16,599
Speaker 1: think the same with the weed girl. Like it all

1438
01:19:16,760 --> 01:19:21,680
Speaker 1: comes down to, like you can make really great adjustments

1439
01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:24,400
Speaker 1: and be serious about taking control of your life at

1440
01:19:24,439 --> 01:19:27,240
Speaker 1: the same time do it with a silliness in a

1441
01:19:27,400 --> 01:19:30,960
Speaker 1: in a way that won't be too shout out to

1442
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:34,280
Speaker 1: anyone out there who's tired. Though I am so tired

1443
01:19:34,360 --> 01:19:36,720
Speaker 1: this week, and like, I don't know how people do it.

1444
01:19:37,280 --> 01:19:40,080
Speaker 1: This really makes me scared to ever have kids or

1445
01:19:40,160 --> 01:19:44,120
Speaker 1: ever have like I I am so grateful that I

1446
01:19:44,240 --> 01:19:46,800
Speaker 1: was able to cancel the podcast yesterday and like it.

1447
01:19:46,800 --> 01:19:49,280
Speaker 1: I was just like, yeah, of course it's fine, and

1448
01:19:49,400 --> 01:19:52,320
Speaker 1: you were like so fine with it, like it's without

1449
01:19:52,400 --> 01:19:54,920
Speaker 1: that I would have I would have like ended up

1450
01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:57,320
Speaker 1: crying on the podcast. I was so tired and I

1451
01:19:57,400 --> 01:20:00,519
Speaker 1: was so just like I could not find a nap

1452
01:20:00,600 --> 01:20:02,920
Speaker 1: anywhere yesterday. It was like, but I know there's so

1453
01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:05,400
Speaker 1: many people out there that just that don't have those

1454
01:20:06,040 --> 01:20:08,519
Speaker 1: that that leniency in their life of people letting them

1455
01:20:08,640 --> 01:20:10,320
Speaker 1: like nap or just like, hey, I've got this, I

1456
01:20:10,360 --> 01:20:12,400
Speaker 1: got the kids. You go in the next room. So

1457
01:20:12,520 --> 01:20:14,920
Speaker 1: if you're out there and you're tired, I want to

1458
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:16,720
Speaker 1: hear from you how to funk do you do it?

1459
01:20:17,040 --> 01:20:20,160
Speaker 1: And um, I hope so badly that you can find

1460
01:20:20,280 --> 01:20:22,040
Speaker 1: rest and I'm gonna go get some I'm gonna sleep

1461
01:20:22,160 --> 01:20:25,920
Speaker 1: until two. I get two hours right now. Yes, I'm

1462
01:20:25,960 --> 01:20:27,560
Speaker 1: so excited. Thank you guys so much for listening to

1463
01:20:27,600 --> 01:20:29,960
Speaker 1: the podcast all week long. Sorry we didn't do yesterday.

1464
01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:32,200
Speaker 1: I just needed a nap and I didn't even get

1465
01:20:32,240 --> 01:20:34,120
Speaker 1: one because I was just like anxious the whole time,

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Speaker 1: having like fever dreams and I was gonna miss watching

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Speaker 1: as live watch it tonight. Please watch our show this Sunday.

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Speaker 1: We'll be back on Monday with a recap of the

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Speaker 1: episodes that you watch. We'll talk all about it. So

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Speaker 1: excited um, and we'll see you in Minneapolis and Madison

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Speaker 1: this weekend. Cannot wait. And if you go alone two shows,

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Speaker 1: know that you buy a ticket going alone, you can

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Speaker 1: just DM me in all caps going alone, with your

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Speaker 1: full name and the show you're going to. If you're

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Speaker 1: going to Madison, let me know which show earlier late

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Speaker 1: and I will put you on the guest list to

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Speaker 1: do the meet and greet and Dolbyka and Cha moves

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Speaker 1: like Jaggers. Daggers