Speaker 1: He's a sexy sexy man, a sexy sexy plan because
Speaker 1: he ain't no stuck up looking so flight you could
Speaker 1: try like a trucker, clean like a plank and solid, younger,
Speaker 1: fool wheel dry so we never get stuck up. He
Speaker 1: pray so far to get up a lot of bandwids.
Speaker 1: And he's a guy. Yeah, he ain't no standing. He
Speaker 1: doesn't have cheese on a nighttime standwich because everybody knows
Speaker 1: he's the Burgens. He banded Ron Burgundy Podcast Live from Hollywood, California.
Speaker 1: But your hat take out every Ron Bergar. Woh, oh
Speaker 1: my godness, thank you, thank you yo, thank you, welcome,
Speaker 1: welcome everyone. Great to see you all. Of course I'm
Speaker 1: joined by the lovely Carolina. Great to have people out
Speaker 1: on a Tuesday night. Thank you guys for buying tickets. Um.
Speaker 1: All of the proceeds are going to Mercy Corps, which
Speaker 1: is an amazing charity of helping families in the Ukraine
Speaker 1: right now, so we really appreciate it and it's very special.
Speaker 1: Tonight is our ten thousand podcast and not I'm I
Speaker 1: think we've done like fifty tops maybe last Carolina, canna
Speaker 1: have a quick sidebar with you look, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: They don't know that and and what's the big deal. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, they can look it up whether we've done
Speaker 1: forty or fifty or two. All they know is that
Speaker 1: this is our ten thousand show and it gives them
Speaker 1: like it makes it a really special night. You know.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I think they can hear us right now,
Speaker 1: they can't. I called for a sidebar. Do you not
Speaker 1: watch Law and Order? Whenever they say let's have a sidebar,
Speaker 1: that means everyone in the court has to stop listening,
Speaker 1: and it's a professional courtesy. Right now, they're just in
Speaker 1: fact whatever they're laughing at. Incidentally, I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's a far side cartoon or something, but they're they're
Speaker 1: passing around a far side. That's why they keep laughing.
Speaker 1: But I've called for a sidebar, so they're not paying
Speaker 1: attention to anything we're saying. Okay, so just go with me.
Speaker 1: It's our podcasts. Is that wonderful? Yeah? Quick sidebar. I
Speaker 1: feel terrible. These people are the stupidest people have ever
Speaker 1: seen and we've we're totally lying to them. And if
Speaker 1: they don't know it, up, boy, I think we go
Speaker 1: back and we're honest. This time, I'm not going to
Speaker 1: sleep well to night. No, we can't go back, don't
Speaker 1: ever go back. Thank you for that Sideby Anyway podcast.
Speaker 1: And we're feeling great excite here to be at Largo.
Speaker 1: One of them a wonderful establishment. Um do you know
Speaker 1: the Flanagan, the proprietor of this establishment, has told me
Speaker 1: that they are currently in construction. They're building a tunnel
Speaker 1: underneath La Sienega that's gonna pop up in the middle
Speaker 1: of Sin the Gentleman's Club across the way. So if
Speaker 1: you want to go see some two for one and
Speaker 1: the tell just goes into the middle of the floor
Speaker 1: at the middle of Florence and you just pop up
Speaker 1: on a cool little elevator with smoke. So that'll be
Speaker 1: available spring of wo okay, something to look because he's
Speaker 1: having to do the construction himself. That's crazy. It is crazy.
Speaker 1: Where is the tunnel going to start? I think it's
Speaker 1: starting somewhere in the lobby and uh yeah, they're just
Speaker 1: you know, getting a bunch of jackhammers and doing it
Speaker 1: on weekends. In fact, if anyone wants to stop buying
Speaker 1: weekends and join the jackhammer party and build the tunnel
Speaker 1: to Sin You're welcome to stop by it. We have
Speaker 1: to talk about last night, So Sunday night, not last night.
Speaker 1: I feel like I was last night. Well something happened
Speaker 1: to me last night. But let's talk about Sunday night.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about Sunday night. Just get it out of
Speaker 1: the way. We all saw it. Jacob ALRTI Jacobi got
Speaker 1: invited to be on the Oscars and it was like,
Speaker 1: what is diacolordy doing out there? Are you? Who are you?
Speaker 1: Jacob Lord? You're a tall boy? How does that qualify
Speaker 1: you to present at the oscars? He's got baby smooth skin.
Speaker 1: I'll know that tall drink of water? I know. Confuse me.
Speaker 1: I was like, what my channel Jacob broken? I just
Speaker 1: couldn't believe it. I was slack yard. Here's the other
Speaker 1: question I have. Why was everyone doing jazz hands during
Speaker 1: the show. It's a it's applause in sign language. It's
Speaker 1: applause in what in sign language? And sign language does what? Sidebar? Sidebar?
Speaker 1: You know what? It's okay, that's a longer episode. Anyway.
Speaker 1: You said that you had great news. I've got great news. Okay,
Speaker 1: who is right? Uh? I have been selected to host
Speaker 1: next year's Oscars. Yes, how who were How did that
Speaker 1: come to you? Well, they reached out to my people.
Speaker 1: I'm your people, I know you and I are my people.
Speaker 1: So they reached out to you. Well, they didn't reach out.
Speaker 1: They start with a shortlist and they whittle it down.
Speaker 1: But I've got every indication I'm on that short list. There.
Speaker 1: They should be calling you soon. I can't wait. I'm
Speaker 1: a little worried for you to host the Oscars, but no,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm excited and I in fact, I've already started
Speaker 1: working on my material and I would love to share
Speaker 1: it with you tonight if I could. Yes, okay, alright, great.
Speaker 1: I'm not a stand up comedian, so you'll have to
Speaker 1: bear with me. Um. These are just a few things
Speaker 1: I've jotted down, some notes. Uh. But you know a
Speaker 1: lot of a lot of stand ups coming up to
Speaker 1: places like Largo, and they work through their acting. So
Speaker 1: if you'll, if you'll indulge me, elected work through. So
Speaker 1: am I Oscar stand up for next year the Oscars.
Speaker 1: M now you're doing tonight. Welcome to the the nine
Speaker 1: at four. I don't know what. Okay, they'll tell me.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the five Oscars years that will be, I
Speaker 1: won't have to worry about that. Great. I see there's
Speaker 1: a category for best hair and makeup and the winner
Speaker 1: is not G I Jane two. You're okay, You're okay.
Speaker 1: Ron looks a little scared, but it's all right, okay.
Speaker 1: In fact, there wasn't any hair in makeup. Everyone had
Speaker 1: shaved heads. It reminds me. I went to my barber
Speaker 1: and I I say, take a little off the top, Pete.
Speaker 1: And he says how much? And I say, not as
Speaker 1: much as G I Jane too. It's okay. No one's coming,
Speaker 1: No one's coming, No one's coming, No, no one's there. No,
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm practicing. When my host, well, it's okay,
Speaker 1: you got it. You're a you're taking yourself out. You're
Speaker 1: taking yourself out. Okay. Uh, I tweaked my back on
Speaker 1: that one. I'm not gonna lie to you a little bit. Okay,
Speaker 1: what else? What else do I got? No? G I
Speaker 1: j And Tune is a great movie. Huh, keep going
Speaker 1: with it. Everyone loves it unless you happen to be
Speaker 1: ad lies because there's no hair. There's no hair. There's
Speaker 1: no hair. Are you going to do neat hair? They
Speaker 1: need like a community an environment of hair, and without it,
Speaker 1: they're bummed. They can't live. We get it, neurally, got it?
Speaker 1: What else? Let's do? Then? I have some over, I
Speaker 1: have some regional humor here, we got any people from
Speaker 1: the Central Valley Oscar's audience. That'll work right for the
Speaker 1: Oscar Maybe maybe it's a little inside baseball for those
Speaker 1: of you watching at home. There's a place called the
Speaker 1: Central Valley in California. Some people call it the bread Basket.
Speaker 1: Uh did someone just say Jesus, give me a break, man,
Speaker 1: I'm not a stand up. Hey, why do they call
Speaker 1: it Sacramento? Do they make sacred mentos there? You guys
Speaker 1: remember mentos? Right? Those odd commercials? They were weird. What
Speaker 1: about the kid Cat Bar? Remember kid cat bars? Huh?
Speaker 1: What if Bob Dylan did the kid Cat Bar song?
Speaker 1: It would go something like this, give me a break,
Speaker 1: That's all I got, Give me a break, break me up,
Speaker 1: a bit of a kid kid bard. Mm hmm. Let
Speaker 1: me write that down. That's an applause break. I don't
Speaker 1: want to I forgot to bring my pin out here
Speaker 1: with me. All right, Well, make a mental note. Okay,
Speaker 1: what else? What the what else is in the news?
Speaker 1: Oh oh, have you heard about these self driving cars?
Speaker 1: Have these cars now that that drive around without a driver?
Speaker 1: What if you're adam driver and you're in the back
Speaker 1: seat of a driverless car and a cop pulls you over,
Speaker 1: he says, are you the driver? How confusing would that be?
Speaker 1: Governor rn De Santis is at it again. That guy
Speaker 1: is so weird they should call him Randa Mentos, Right, am,
Speaker 1: I right? Anyway, he doesn't want teachers to say the
Speaker 1: word gay in the classroom like it's a dirty word.
Speaker 1: The only wordy dirt in the only word, the only
Speaker 1: the one, hold on, hold on, hold on, the only
Speaker 1: flirty dirt and goddamn it, pull it together, on, pull it,
Speaker 1: pull your together. Right now, you're on the oscars. For
Speaker 1: Christ's sake. You're bleeding out here, buddy, Apply a tourniquet
Speaker 1: and get your head screwed on. The only dirty word
Speaker 1: in the state of Florida is de Santis. Anyway, we
Speaker 1: got a great rest of the show. Uh, she was
Speaker 1: a cat woman and he was in cats. Put your
Speaker 1: hands together for a halle Berry and who was in cats?
Speaker 1: To James Cordon, James Gordon, So there'd be a transition
Speaker 1: like that don't. I'd have to worry about that they
Speaker 1: would write that for me. But little work in progress,
Speaker 1: something i'm you know, noodling with. But thank you, thank
Speaker 1: you so much. It's so helpful to work out your material.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say there was there was three g I Jane,
Speaker 1: two jokes, okay, so maybe just do too, maybe one tops,
Speaker 1: just one tops, okay, all right, Yeah, we're working on
Speaker 1: a catchphrase here at the Burgundy Podcast. Yes, this is
Speaker 1: fun little audience participation, just if you feel so inclined
Speaker 1: to repeat with me. Well, oh whoa, whoa, whoa whoa,
Speaker 1: Sorry about that. Um, that happens often here at Largo. Uh.
Speaker 1: For those of you who frequent this wonderful theater, you
Speaker 1: all are aware, I'm sure by now that it is haunted. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and spooky things happen occasionally. Um, but that's just what
Speaker 1: are gonna do. It's a quirky place. That's a quirky
Speaker 1: little place. Um, but it is haunted. So okay, no
Speaker 1: big whoop, no big whoop. Slightly haunted. This is quite
Speaker 1: a coup for us because we don't get high quality people,
Speaker 1: not really. We just we get a motley rag tag
Speaker 1: group and we're happy to have them. We love our guests,
Speaker 1: but sometimes but sometimes they blow um and I'm sweating
Speaker 1: my nuts off trying to figure out what to talk
Speaker 1: to him about top dancing, tap dancing. But tonight we
Speaker 1: don't have to worry about to worry about it, Ladies
Speaker 1: and gentlemen, please put your hands together for Mr Anderson. Pack. Yes,
Speaker 1: and it's a pack. Everyone pas to meet. Great to
Speaker 1: see you, my friend. Oh my god, it's right, it's
Speaker 1: really him, see I told you, yes, yes, lord? What
Speaker 1: what's happening? Like? I never heard of Do you know that? Gentleman? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I want to know him. Well, maybe this is maybe
Speaker 1: something's gonna happen at the end of the night. Keep
Speaker 1: it cool, everyone, keep it cool. Friday? What happened on Friday?
Speaker 1: You must be talking about the residency Las Vegas? You
Speaker 1: were in Las Vegas. You're currently doing a residency, got
Speaker 1: a residency, got a new look? I needed a Vegas look.
Speaker 1: You're doing that with Bruno Mars. Is that nice? And
Speaker 1: how long has that been going on? We were like
Speaker 1: twelve shows now okay, yeah, we have like all of me.
Speaker 1: Let's take a little break. But we have a couple
Speaker 1: more shows this week. Shows in you and you and
Speaker 1: Bruno mar I mean, you guys are a wonderful pair together.
Speaker 1: You guys, really are you? You're incredible? Um, I assume
Speaker 1: he's a nice guy. Yeah I did too, but okay,
Speaker 1: he's fair. Hey, kind of like my father. You just
Speaker 1: make your money. You don't talk to each other, get
Speaker 1: the job done. Simple yet stern. You go your way.
Speaker 1: He goes his way. I like to go his way too, though.
Speaker 1: I like picking his brain. He's a little guy. He's
Speaker 1: like a little guy. Do you ever just knock him
Speaker 1: down to the ground. The way he's built, It's like
Speaker 1: I could break you in half. Never seen the shape.
Speaker 1: I've never seen a shape like this, probably not since Prince.
Speaker 1: Those guys can get into different situations like well, they're
Speaker 1: all muscle, all muscle and sin. Yeah, exactly, all condensed. Yes,
Speaker 1: like a like a wolverine. I can't believe we have
Speaker 1: someone as cool as yourself on the show. Yes, it's
Speaker 1: just this is sick. This is amazing. These crowds have
Speaker 1: been fantastic. I mean, this crowd is a little dumb,
Speaker 1: h but aren't they get the participation award for sure?
Speaker 1: Now you're a local guy, you were born in Oxnard,
Speaker 1: Ventura County. You were born, What do you remember of St.
Speaker 1: John's Regional Medical Center? It was a dark time. Yes.
Speaker 1: Do you remember your infancy? Do you remember coming out
Speaker 1: of the Yeah. The reason why I ask is because
Speaker 1: I've got a bone to pick with St. John's Medical Center.
Speaker 1: I was up in one of the beaches there in
Speaker 1: stepped on a rusty aboard with six rusty nails sticking
Speaker 1: out of it, and I had to go and do
Speaker 1: it to get a technics shop there, and they were rude.
Speaker 1: They were just rude to me. Where did they say? Well,
Speaker 1: they said it's time to pay, and I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't have any money on it. Yeah, depending on when
Speaker 1: you go. They don't pay him well enough. So no,
Speaker 1: real they birth you, They birth the legend and that's
Speaker 1: their claim to fame. It's that in strawberries. That's what
Speaker 1: the town is known Anderson strawberries. In fact, your mother
Speaker 1: used to farm strawberries, is that correct? That's a sexy fruit.
Speaker 1: Oh the shape, how I didn't even think about the shape.
Speaker 1: I mean, I like him in champagne. I like dipped
Speaker 1: in chocolate. What do you like to what do you
Speaker 1: like to put strawberries in probably like a blender, and
Speaker 1: do you do you sexily talk to eat strawberries? It
Speaker 1: goes into the blender like on the season, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: blend you up a little bit. We talked to him
Speaker 1: too nice though. It's just okay, it's a fine line. Yeah,
Speaker 1: right with my fruit's words to live by. What's another
Speaker 1: sexy fruit? Okay? I think a pineapple. Pineapple is kind
Speaker 1: of sexy. Dragon fruit. Come quiet. I was gonna say
Speaker 1: a TAngelo persimmon, persimmon. Yeah, get me some of that
Speaker 1: persimmon juice. Rub it all over my body, let it
Speaker 1: drip down my back. It's got me going. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: going right now too, Carolina. Any thoughts on fruits? I um,
Speaker 1: I want to move on to the next question. You're
Speaker 1: a singer, you're a songwriter, your rap, you play the drums,
Speaker 1: you produce music. Is it too much? When? When does
Speaker 1: it start to look like just bragging? It's genius? I
Speaker 1: just I think it's better when other people say it.
Speaker 1: For me, I try not to listen anything. I just
Speaker 1: say I'm just here to be of service, and then
Speaker 1: I go to the drums and start singing at the
Speaker 1: same time and then I start, you know, dancing and
Speaker 1: stuff and just kind of lits peep for itself and
Speaker 1: that can gu tiring. But that's why I joined the group.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm in a group. Now it sticks on
Speaker 1: and I got someone to kind of you can go off,
Speaker 1: you can share the burden getting older and there, um,
Speaker 1: and they're not as good as you write exactly. You
Speaker 1: see how this win. I wouldn't regardless of and and
Speaker 1: we're all participating. It's like when I was in eighth grade.
Speaker 1: I played with on the sixth grade basketball team and
Speaker 1: I just dominated and it felt so good. And I
Speaker 1: would laugh at them, aren't hair and a grade back hair?
Speaker 1: And these snotty little kids were looking at me and
Speaker 1: I was like, what's up, peach, fuzzly? Do something? Yeah,
Speaker 1: do something, don't just stand. Yeah, you worked with Christina
Speaker 1: agaul What one was that? How do you say your name? Christina?
Speaker 1: I can't see it. Christina Aguilera, Yeah, Chris, Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: got pipes right, come on? Yeah? Yeah? What did what
Speaker 1: did you? Did you guys do a song together? Did
Speaker 1: you did a few songs? Um? I produced some stuff,
Speaker 1: But the best thing that I ever do with her
Speaker 1: is a take the picture next to her Hollywood star,
Speaker 1: like at three in the morning, just by yourself. Well,
Speaker 1: she called me and she said, what are you doing
Speaker 1: on just three in the morning. You know I'm up
Speaker 1: by the week. And uh, she said, I'm picking you up.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do something. So I went and she got
Speaker 1: this escalade from like two thousand four. That's still that's
Speaker 1: the best year about That's when they were really caring
Speaker 1: about what they did. Run, don't walk, Get an old
Speaker 1: four escalador. They don't make them like they used to.
Speaker 1: I'm talking DVD play. It's that Fantis arrow where there
Speaker 1: was you could watch a little g I j V.
Speaker 1: Guess so sorry, and so you're in the old four escalade.
Speaker 1: We're having a great time. I'm are we going? It's like,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go take a picture next to my Hollywood
Speaker 1: star three in the morning. She said, all right, you ready,
Speaker 1: get out? Got out? She did selfie back in the car.
Speaker 1: Now is it drop my ass off? Did you at
Speaker 1: least go to Norms or something? I gotta wake up.
Speaker 1: I got thing to do. I was like, yeah, we
Speaker 1: can hit Norms, it's on the way. But she had
Speaker 1: to wake up and do things. Are you just what
Speaker 1: she told me. Yeah, yeah, classic. Yeah. I stayed outside
Speaker 1: for a little bit to make sure. Yeah, I saw
Speaker 1: her leave. She's a great Hollywood story for our ten
Speaker 1: thousand podcasts. Incredible. What was it like working on a
Speaker 1: pot farm? I miss it? Yeah, it would have been
Speaker 1: so much better now that I don't smoke weed because
Speaker 1: I quit recently. Okay, because oh oh, are you guys good?
Speaker 1: We're all good? Uh, Anderson, we need to inform you
Speaker 1: that this largo is haunted, just so you know. It's
Speaker 1: not it's it's less. It's not a big deal. But
Speaker 1: is everything all right? Everything alright? On? Hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on God, it's a Colonial ghost Boy for those
Speaker 1: our listeners. Colonial ghost Boy has walked onto the stage.
Speaker 1: He's looking at us. He's holding a lantern, holding a
Speaker 1: lanterns a zombie. He looks both a hundred years old
Speaker 1: and six years old at the same time. He has
Speaker 1: a devilish, impish grin on his face. He's wearing modern footwear,
Speaker 1: which is which is an interesting touch. I can't seems
Speaker 1: to be searching for someone something. Uh. Brief history. This
Speaker 1: used to be the side of a pub, a British
Speaker 1: pub burned to the ground in before the Spanish discovered California,
Speaker 1: the and before the Germans discovered San Diego. Uh, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry san Diego. H. It's just a lost little boy.
Speaker 1: The British were here and they've built a pub on
Speaker 1: this site. You must be looking colonial ghost boy. Can
Speaker 1: we help you with something? Be gone? Be gone? Oh? Okay,
Speaker 1: that was a lot all at once, good at that.
Speaker 1: I need your help with that, are you okay? Anderson?
Speaker 1: Because my heart is beating like a chinchilla and five
Speaker 1: cups of five red bulls. I was trying to come
Speaker 1: up with an analogy and kind of I gotta work
Speaker 1: out the kinks because when I host the Oscars next year,
Speaker 1: I can't I can't be flobbing things like that. Let's
Speaker 1: get this back on track. It is right, Dre Snoop,
Speaker 1: Kendrick Lamar, Busta Rhymes, Eminem, Bootsy Collins, Brandy Andre three thousand.
Speaker 1: You've worked with everybody, I mean everybody the game. You know.
Speaker 1: I played jazz flute right, I one of my whole
Speaker 1: time favorites. And I sit by the phone for days
Speaker 1: waiting for the call. I even when I'm cooking dinner.
Speaker 1: I have a hundred foot long word on my phone. Yes,
Speaker 1: I still have a landline waiting for that call. I
Speaker 1: would love to get on one of your tracks. I would.
Speaker 1: I would be like an absolute honor. We're Andre three thousand.
Speaker 1: Now I know someone. I have an actor friend who
Speaker 1: did a movie with him about ABA basketball, and I
Speaker 1: know him very well and he just loved He told
Speaker 1: me that Andre was the greatest guy, wonderful musician, loved
Speaker 1: his music. But he is he still making music? Okay.
Speaker 1: You can get him to make music if you have
Speaker 1: a hundred thousand dollars for him. And then he gets
Speaker 1: and he's playing flu and it's that's the special paint,
Speaker 1: the special talents to get him back money. Yeah. Up.
Speaker 1: And it was the best verses ever got on a record.
Speaker 1: Blue cheese it's it's uh, it's definitely fetta. Do you
Speaker 1: do you refer to hundred dollar bills as blue cheese
Speaker 1: c notes? Yeah? Now I know that Andre tho thousand
Speaker 1: got big into fashion. Do you think about getting into fashion?
Speaker 1: Do you have a fashion line? Act gets into me? Okay,
Speaker 1: I hear you, Yeah, yeah, because you know I know
Speaker 1: someone who could use some help with their fashion. Uh,
Speaker 1: I am fine, pain Okay, we got it. You can
Speaker 1: see you pointing out. It's fine, Carolina, It's Carolina. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not sitting next to sex fifth Avenue over here. Um,
Speaker 1: we talked about you produced music and what's that like?
Speaker 1: Do you just yell at people? Yeah? Yeah, yep, and
Speaker 1: um I produced a lot with my band. What do
Speaker 1: you try? How do you help someone to find the
Speaker 1: encourage them by breaking them down and build them back up?
Speaker 1: You stuck? Do it again? Yes, we're all waiting on you. Friend.
Speaker 1: Phrases that used to help me out. Super constructive. If
Speaker 1: you like it, I love it. That's cool. So you're
Speaker 1: cool with that. Stuff like that, and then they start
Speaker 1: to push and producing right there. That's how I was taught. Wow,
Speaker 1: I mean I could do it all about myself. I
Speaker 1: say that too, but it's kind of hard when I'm
Speaker 1: defending on them to a second. But yeah, Now you
Speaker 1: played drums during the super Bowl halftime show? Is that right? Eminem' drummer? Yea?
Speaker 1: What an incredible some of you? I know me from that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I also have a Now talk about tickets to go.
Speaker 1: Let's by the way, let's go residency everyone by, Let's
Speaker 1: buy a block of eight tickets, doesn't matter if you
Speaker 1: show up or not exactly because Tunnel to Sin Yes,
Speaker 1: we do another tunnel, but I want to get back
Speaker 1: to this halftime show. An incredible collection of artists. Uh.
Speaker 1: Dr dre who's not a medical doctor. I looked it up. Uh,
Speaker 1: all of these artists. Dr Drake discovered you as well.
Speaker 1: I believe you're there in Inglewood in Compton, in front
Speaker 1: of the world playing this music that that is the
Speaker 1: heart of l A And are you sitting there thinking
Speaker 1: how are the Bengals gonna win this day? I was thinking, like,
Speaker 1: I have to time this out perfectly because if they
Speaker 1: do win, I don't want to be here. And it
Speaker 1: was getting really kind of close, and I'm looking at
Speaker 1: my family. I'm like, we could probably be on the
Speaker 1: other side of town if things go left, because Los
Speaker 1: Angeles is very dramatic sometimes. So, um, did you have
Speaker 1: money on the game? No? No, I was just trying
Speaker 1: to hold my drumsticks keep you know, like stay focused.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, oh, yeah, there's a game too,
Speaker 1: and then um, it was an amazing show. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was great, and the whole day. The whole day was
Speaker 1: definitely to see stadium full of a lot of uncoordinated
Speaker 1: white people just having a great time. It was just
Speaker 1: it's just people. Yeah. I like to move my body,
Speaker 1: you know. But there was something beautiful about There's something
Speaker 1: special about that, the freedom of it all. I've read
Speaker 1: somewhere to you that you were a showcase model on
Speaker 1: the Prices, right, is that? Yeah? That was the same
Speaker 1: day I mack on us. But but did you already
Speaker 1: have some level of notoriety notorary? What's the word umary?
Speaker 1: Were you already famous? I've signed a few notaries, so
Speaker 1: have I. But outside that U, was that just something
Speaker 1: you wanted to do as a goof Yeah, that's amazing. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I couldn't dig anything bigger. Like I grew up on that.
Speaker 1: It was great prices right, showcase showdown. I had to
Speaker 1: leave a session earlier, Oh to go do Dr Dre
Speaker 1: and Kanye to go do the Prices right. You guys
Speaker 1: got it from here, right, I gotta think, just tell
Speaker 1: us what it is. It's all good, yeah me. And
Speaker 1: then I was like, I got Prices right, and it
Speaker 1: was just like they didn't. They seemed disappointed, and I
Speaker 1: was they were a little super quiet because I was expecting, like, yo,
Speaker 1: that's a mosque. That's crazy, Like, yeah, Dre was just yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, well, maybe were they jealous?
Speaker 1: I think so too it maybe they were so shocked
Speaker 1: and jealous they were like this dude just flexed. It
Speaker 1: came off as a disdained, arrogant. I just love that
Speaker 1: you did that. Yeah. When I got on there, it
Speaker 1: was got to do the whole running down the island presenting.
Speaker 1: Did you practice, Yeah, it's a skateboard. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: say talking to the models, that's a rough life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: did you think about just throwing it all away? And
Speaker 1: I was gonna be a model and then was a spokesmodel. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in between commercials you talked to the model, the dude
Speaker 1: that's been with no shirt on for like eight hours
Speaker 1: trying to keep like it's probably the only it's probably
Speaker 1: the last bastion of spokesmodels prices, right, that's right, that's
Speaker 1: the only place where you can judge and step on TV.
Speaker 1: That's true. There's a lot of venues you can watch
Speaker 1: spokes models and that are not televised. Yes, yes, I'm
Speaker 1: forgetting that. I mean they're in Pickin, Like I've seen
Speaker 1: a picture of your boy, your son, Uh, and he
Speaker 1: looks like the coolest kid I've ever seen. I mean,
Speaker 1: if I had a boy who was cooler than me,
Speaker 1: I'd be so jealous of I'd lock him in the basement.
Speaker 1: How I mean, how do you? How do you? How
Speaker 1: do you deal? We learned if you can't beat him,
Speaker 1: you got to join him. I start helping him out.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, you want subscribers, Okay, you know
Speaker 1: you gotta do skits. Where's your bits? They don't You
Speaker 1: don't have an exciting life. You can't be a vlogger.
Speaker 1: You're just like you're home school, you know. Like so
Speaker 1: I directed his bits now and he got it. He's
Speaker 1: up to tink tin Case subs, tin Case subs on YouTube.
Speaker 1: He wants to be a tin Case. He subs, I'm
Speaker 1: talking content doesn't just sidebar? What does that mean? It's
Speaker 1: like ten subscribers and it's just shortened up? Can't me? Dad?
Speaker 1: Does he hope? Does he want to get to eleven k?
Speaker 1: He got to tin and he just kind of was
Speaker 1: like over. He got into all the work we did.
Speaker 1: I mean, I have footage, a whole plot, like a line.
Speaker 1: I was gonna do, no drive, he spoiled. I have
Speaker 1: two of them now too. I always again, I have
Speaker 1: a four year old two now not as cool. The
Speaker 1: four year old, Yeah, born into Money's just no chance,
Speaker 1: is is I ruined him. It's kind of like that
Speaker 1: tail as old as the middle age this and I
Speaker 1: just continue to spoil him. I can't stop. Well, that's
Speaker 1: what we do. Great. I mean they say you're only
Speaker 1: as happy as your unhappiest jobs, right, so I thank
Speaker 1: you for that. Will give him whatever they want right
Speaker 1: here you go. I mean, when you're getting back, you're
Speaker 1: gonna have to do that residency for twenty years show. Yes,
Speaker 1: a lot of show, Yeah, a lot of shows. Work
Speaker 1: something out with Copperfield. So I'm in the groups. You
Speaker 1: do something extraordinary, something that I just find incredibly astounding.
Speaker 1: You played drums and you sing at the same time.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm trying to think of other musicians you've
Speaker 1: done that. The first Phil Collins possibly, um but uh
Speaker 1: oh yeah, well Collins sounds Fleetwood Mac. Did he sing
Speaker 1: it all? Mick Fleetwood? I mean Fleetwood Mac. That's the
Speaker 1: name of mad. Maybe I could throw that into the
Speaker 1: stand up. Would you indulge just with some plague any
Speaker 1: would you? It would be an honor right would never
Speaker 1: be able. Well, I'm let's see, this is the hip poppy. No, Bobby,
Speaker 1: don't ask me. I'm just so crush up and crush
Speaker 1: it so clean, don't shoot down so sassy. I'm just
Speaker 1: so cushop brush so clean clean. You know, the list
Speaker 1: goes on and on. Who I guess I'm excited. I
Speaker 1: know if anybody's gonna know it? So still Atlanta? Is
Speaker 1: that where you're from? To the window Toma? That song
Speaker 1: just got it? Didn't know? That's called when songs get
Speaker 1: better with times you're not feeling it didn't did it?
Speaker 1: It still feels good to sing the swems off my ba.
Speaker 1: Is that where we're going? That was the song of
Speaker 1: my youth? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. My generation is lyrics,
Speaker 1: like yeah right, we made lyrics a bit like what
Speaker 1: can I just yeah, that scares the hell out of
Speaker 1: me to sing and to play drums. I just don't
Speaker 1: know how you do it. It's nothing to be scared about, Broake,
Speaker 1: Are you sure it's honest? I mean they say you
Speaker 1: should always try things that scare you. Uh, okay, on
Speaker 1: big fella, okay, okay, all right? Oh was I gonna
Speaker 1: sit on your lap? Oh is that hell? Lessons are well,
Speaker 1: that's a weird drum school. Then okay, I'll just dive in,
Speaker 1: right mm hmm, Okay, take my time as I'm singing
Speaker 1: and playing the drums at the same time. And now
Speaker 1: that I'm doing it, it's not as hard as I drunk.
Speaker 1: In fact, I'm pretty darn good at this. It's a
Speaker 1: pleasing time I make when I sing and played drums.
Speaker 1: Maybe someone will record this and put it on a
Speaker 1: sleep machine. Whoa, whoa, that's pretty good. Um, all right, everyone,
Speaker 1: just stay time, get up, get up. That's probably what
Speaker 1: made him. That's fine, don't make it mad. Oh no,
Speaker 1: the girl boy has returned? Ah? What is he looking for?
Speaker 1: What happens to this poor little boy? I just want
Speaker 1: to make sure that's something. What are you doing? What
Speaker 1: are you checking him from? Just making sure he doesn't
Speaker 1: have a doesn't have a ghost gun on him? He's clean?
Speaker 1: What happened to you? Little boy? Can tell us what
Speaker 1: happened to you? What haunts you? Can you whisper it?
Speaker 1: Can you whisper? Oh? My god? Is he okay? He
Speaker 1: murdered his whole entire family, all right, on this night,
Speaker 1: this very spot. Three years ago. That can't be good
Speaker 1: for us. Are you looking to murder again? Is it
Speaker 1: someone here in this audience? M hm? Can you point
Speaker 1: them out? Someone out there? Where are they? Oh? Not?
Speaker 1: Are you? That is so rude? Thank god, it wasn't me.
Speaker 1: I knew it wasn't gonna be Anderson for sure, he's
Speaker 1: got a residency. I think we just have to get
Speaker 1: him out of Oh I forgot. I have an agent
Speaker 1: scroll a ghost. I always keep it next to the
Speaker 1: beanie babies just in case. Okay, ye ghost, ye ghost,
Speaker 1: Ye little boy Google, stop haunting Largo. We'd like to say,
Speaker 1: chow chow chow. It worked. Wow ancient Italian spell Italian? Yes,
Speaker 1: very savvy. Um Anderson, we can't thank you enough for
Speaker 1: coming on tonight. You're an amazing artist. Anderson bark everyone,
Speaker 1: Anderson bark. Oh my god. Now that's a star. I
Speaker 1: always tell you you can see it. But mile a way.
Speaker 1: When he walks into the room, it was it was
Speaker 1: Boner city out there, you know what I mean. Oh
Speaker 1: bo ouga uga. I'm afraid we're at the end of
Speaker 1: our show. I know we've come to but I have
Speaker 1: one last stegment. I like to end with a little
Speaker 1: thing I like to call my take. Yeah, uh, I'll
Speaker 1: just get out of here. One of the great quotes
Speaker 1: in history, and I forget who said it. Whether it
Speaker 1: was Buddha Gandhi or John F. Kennedy, it doesn't really matter.
Speaker 1: The quote goes something like this, love makes you do
Speaker 1: crazy things. Now, over the years, I have had many loves,
Speaker 1: and I have been guilty of being crazy in love,
Speaker 1: no question. I have loved people and objects as hard
Speaker 1: as anyone could love, especially chocolate. Don't get me going
Speaker 1: on chocolate. I'm a chocoholic. Dark chocolate, semi sweet milk,
Speaker 1: yum yum yum. But I digress. I guess the big
Speaker 1: question we're trying to ask ourselves is can love actually
Speaker 1: make you do crazy things? Can you just walk onto
Speaker 1: a commercial airline flight, refuse to wear a mask, and
Speaker 1: then proclaim you know why I refuse to wear a
Speaker 1: mask because I'm in love. I'm in love and I
Speaker 1: don't care who knows it. Can I just walk into
Speaker 1: my local Starbucks and start urinating on the wall. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and when the staff says, sir, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: There's a restroom just two ft away from you, I
Speaker 1: can say I know I see it. I'm not blind.
Speaker 1: I'm in love, and I'm going to direct my firm
Speaker 1: hot urine stream so that it douses everything in your star.
Speaker 1: Can I steal a car from a showroom floor, then
Speaker 1: lead law enforcement on a six hour slow speed chase,
Speaker 1: and then when they're cuffing me on the ground and
Speaker 1: ask me why I did it? I can bellow. I
Speaker 1: don't know what to say, but I'm in love. Cupid
Speaker 1: arrow hit me and I was overcome with the need
Speaker 1: to steal a fully loaded forward focus. These are the
Speaker 1: questions that have baffled mankind for centuries. Experts say that
Speaker 1: two people who are only vaguely attracted to each other
Speaker 1: can fall madly in love if they go through a
Speaker 1: scary or exciting experience together. Boy, don't I know it.
Speaker 1: I was once trapped in a well for two weeks
Speaker 1: with a with a Mexican guy named Alessandro Patadina, and
Speaker 1: it was scary and exciting and we fell for each
Speaker 1: other hard, nothing crazy, just some hand holding and he
Speaker 1: would occasionally caress my cheek. We were eventually rescued, and
Speaker 1: when we got back on solid ground and the cheering
Speaker 1: was over, we looked at each other and realized the
Speaker 1: spell was broken. Just like that, we were no longer
Speaker 1: in love. So it was love just a chemical action?
Speaker 1: Is it spiritual? Who knows? We all just need to
Speaker 1: love and be willing to be loved. Do me a
Speaker 1: favor when you go home tonight, grab your loved one
Speaker 1: or ones, hold them tenderly, look them in the eye,
Speaker 1: and then bite them as hard as you can in
Speaker 1: a cheek and then just say I'm sorry. I know
Speaker 1: that was crazy. I love you. And if we all
Speaker 1: just took a moment to do that to the people
Speaker 1: we care about, the world would be a better place.
Speaker 1: I'm Ron Burgundy and that's my take on than what
Speaker 1: that grag s sis me because he stuck looking so
Speaker 1: fine to dry like a chuckle like a fla saw
Speaker 1: him duncker fo we'll dry so we never gets a
Speaker 1: duck fright so far to get up a lot of
Speaker 1: band wins. And he's a guy. He ain't no stand
Speaker 1: and he doesn't have he's on a nighttime sandwich because
Speaker 1: everybody knows he's the Burgunzi bandit. The Ron Burgundy Podcast