WEBVTT - Anderson .Paak 0:00:06.920 --> 0:00:11.920 He's a sexy sexy man, a sexy sexy plan because 0:00:11.920 --> 0:00:14.440 he ain't no stuck up looking so flight you could 0:00:14.480 --> 0:00:17.880 try like a trucker, clean like a plank and solid, younger, 0:00:18.040 --> 0:00:20.919 fool wheel dry so we never get stuck up. He 0:00:21.640 --> 0:00:24.080 pray so far to get up a lot of bandwids. 0:00:24.160 --> 0:00:26.400 And he's a guy. Yeah, he ain't no standing. He 0:00:26.480 --> 0:00:29.680 doesn't have cheese on a nighttime standwich because everybody knows 0:00:29.720 --> 0:00:37.200 he's the Burgens. He banded Ron Burgundy Podcast Live from Hollywood, California. 0:00:38.159 --> 0:00:48.519 But your hat take out every Ron Bergar. Woh, oh 0:00:48.520 --> 0:01:00.440 my godness, thank you, thank you yo, thank you, welcome, 0:01:00.800 --> 0:01:05.600 welcome everyone. Great to see you all. Of course I'm 0:01:05.680 --> 0:01:13.040 joined by the lovely Carolina. Great to have people out 0:01:13.040 --> 0:01:17.680 on a Tuesday night. Thank you guys for buying tickets. Um. 0:01:17.800 --> 0:01:20.119 All of the proceeds are going to Mercy Corps, which 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:22.960 is an amazing charity of helping families in the Ukraine 0:01:23.040 --> 0:01:26.640 right now, so we really appreciate it and it's very special. 0:01:26.760 --> 0:01:37.920 Tonight is our ten thousand podcast and not I'm I 0:01:37.920 --> 0:01:43.000 think we've done like fifty tops maybe last Carolina, canna 0:01:43.000 --> 0:01:47.119 have a quick sidebar with you look, here's the thing. 0:01:47.160 --> 0:01:51.520 They don't know that and and what's the big deal. Well, 0:01:51.760 --> 0:01:53.840 you know, they can look it up whether we've done 0:01:53.880 --> 0:01:58.040 forty or fifty or two. All they know is that 0:01:58.080 --> 0:02:00.480 this is our ten thousand show and it gives them 0:02:00.520 --> 0:02:02.560 like it makes it a really special night. You know. 0:02:03.040 --> 0:02:04.920 I'm sorry. I think they can hear us right now, 0:02:05.080 --> 0:02:07.280 they can't. I called for a sidebar. Do you not 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:12.760 watch Law and Order? Whenever they say let's have a sidebar, 0:02:13.160 --> 0:02:15.520 that means everyone in the court has to stop listening, 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:19.840 and it's a professional courtesy. Right now, they're just in 0:02:19.880 --> 0:02:22.040 fact whatever they're laughing at. Incidentally, I don't know if 0:02:22.040 --> 0:02:26.320 it's a far side cartoon or something, but they're they're 0:02:26.320 --> 0:02:29.440 passing around a far side. That's why they keep laughing. 0:02:30.120 --> 0:02:32.720 But I've called for a sidebar, so they're not paying 0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:35.480 attention to anything we're saying. Okay, so just go with me. 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:45.919 It's our podcasts. Is that wonderful? Yeah? Quick sidebar. I 0:02:46.040 --> 0:02:50.800 feel terrible. These people are the stupidest people have ever 0:02:50.840 --> 0:02:54.880 seen and we've we're totally lying to them. And if 0:02:54.919 --> 0:02:59.720 they don't know it, up, boy, I think we go 0:02:59.800 --> 0:03:01.560 back and we're honest. This time, I'm not going to 0:03:01.639 --> 0:03:03.960 sleep well to night. No, we can't go back, don't 0:03:04.040 --> 0:03:11.200 ever go back. Thank you for that Sideby Anyway podcast. 0:03:11.680 --> 0:03:15.200 And we're feeling great excite here to be at Largo. 0:03:15.480 --> 0:03:21.080 One of them a wonderful establishment. Um do you know 0:03:21.160 --> 0:03:26.200 the Flanagan, the proprietor of this establishment, has told me 0:03:26.440 --> 0:03:29.840 that they are currently in construction. They're building a tunnel 0:03:30.440 --> 0:03:34.440 underneath La Sienega that's gonna pop up in the middle 0:03:34.480 --> 0:03:40.200 of Sin the Gentleman's Club across the way. So if 0:03:40.200 --> 0:03:46.400 you want to go see some two for one and 0:03:46.440 --> 0:03:48.080 the tell just goes into the middle of the floor 0:03:48.080 --> 0:03:50.440 at the middle of Florence and you just pop up 0:03:50.440 --> 0:03:54.840 on a cool little elevator with smoke. So that'll be 0:03:54.840 --> 0:04:00.440 available spring of wo okay, something to look because he's 0:04:00.480 --> 0:04:07.120 having to do the construction himself. That's crazy. It is crazy. 0:04:08.280 --> 0:04:11.240 Where is the tunnel going to start? I think it's 0:04:11.240 --> 0:04:14.480 starting somewhere in the lobby and uh yeah, they're just 0:04:14.520 --> 0:04:16.560 you know, getting a bunch of jackhammers and doing it 0:04:16.600 --> 0:04:20.360 on weekends. In fact, if anyone wants to stop buying 0:04:20.360 --> 0:04:24.400 weekends and join the jackhammer party and build the tunnel 0:04:24.440 --> 0:04:30.919 to Sin You're welcome to stop by it. We have 0:04:30.960 --> 0:04:33.880 to talk about last night, So Sunday night, not last night. 0:04:34.120 --> 0:04:37.039 I feel like I was last night. Well something happened 0:04:37.040 --> 0:04:39.880 to me last night. But let's talk about Sunday night. 0:04:39.920 --> 0:04:42.160 Let's talk about Sunday night. Just get it out of 0:04:42.160 --> 0:04:53.560 the way. We all saw it. Jacob ALRTI Jacobi got 0:04:53.560 --> 0:04:56.080 invited to be on the Oscars and it was like, 0:04:56.240 --> 0:05:01.400 what is diacolordy doing out there? Are you? Who are you? 0:05:01.520 --> 0:05:05.800 Jacob Lord? You're a tall boy? How does that qualify 0:05:05.839 --> 0:05:09.799 you to present at the oscars? He's got baby smooth skin. 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:14.800 I'll know that tall drink of water? I know. Confuse me. 0:05:15.080 --> 0:05:20.000 I was like, what my channel Jacob broken? I just 0:05:20.120 --> 0:05:23.640 couldn't believe it. I was slack yard. Here's the other 0:05:23.720 --> 0:05:28.640 question I have. Why was everyone doing jazz hands during 0:05:28.640 --> 0:05:33.880 the show. It's a it's applause in sign language. It's 0:05:33.920 --> 0:05:43.120 applause in what in sign language? And sign language does what? Sidebar? Sidebar? 0:05:43.320 --> 0:05:48.640 You know what? It's okay, that's a longer episode. Anyway. 0:05:49.520 --> 0:05:54.240 You said that you had great news. I've got great news. Okay, 0:05:56.160 --> 0:06:02.760 who is right? Uh? I have been selected to host 0:06:02.839 --> 0:06:11.880 next year's Oscars. Yes, how who were How did that 0:06:12.120 --> 0:06:14.839 come to you? Well, they reached out to my people. 0:06:16.120 --> 0:06:20.440 I'm your people, I know you and I are my people. 0:06:21.760 --> 0:06:24.360 So they reached out to you. Well, they didn't reach out. 0:06:24.960 --> 0:06:28.080 They start with a shortlist and they whittle it down. 0:06:29.200 --> 0:06:31.560 But I've got every indication I'm on that short list. There. 0:06:31.760 --> 0:06:35.640 They should be calling you soon. I can't wait. I'm 0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:38.279 a little worried for you to host the Oscars, but no, 0:06:38.600 --> 0:06:42.159 I'm I'm excited and I in fact, I've already started 0:06:42.200 --> 0:06:46.160 working on my material and I would love to share 0:06:46.200 --> 0:06:52.400 it with you tonight if I could. Yes, okay, alright, great. 0:06:52.520 --> 0:06:58.560 I'm not a stand up comedian, so you'll have to 0:06:58.560 --> 0:07:02.360 bear with me. Um. These are just a few things 0:07:02.360 --> 0:07:05.599 I've jotted down, some notes. Uh. But you know a 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:07.120 lot of a lot of stand ups coming up to 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:10.520 places like Largo, and they work through their acting. So 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:16.000 if you'll, if you'll indulge me, elected work through. So 0:07:16.040 --> 0:07:22.360 am I Oscar stand up for next year the Oscars. 0:07:24.920 --> 0:07:35.880 M now you're doing tonight. Welcome to the the nine 0:07:35.960 --> 0:07:39.200 at four. I don't know what. Okay, they'll tell me. 0:07:42.440 --> 0:07:46.880 Welcome to the five Oscars years that will be, I 0:07:46.920 --> 0:07:52.840 won't have to worry about that. Great. I see there's 0:07:52.880 --> 0:07:57.600 a category for best hair and makeup and the winner 0:07:57.840 --> 0:08:11.240 is not G I Jane two. You're okay, You're okay. 0:08:13.280 --> 0:08:23.240 Ron looks a little scared, but it's all right, okay. 0:08:24.520 --> 0:08:27.840 In fact, there wasn't any hair in makeup. Everyone had 0:08:27.920 --> 0:08:39.600 shaved heads. It reminds me. I went to my barber 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:44.320 and I I say, take a little off the top, Pete. 0:08:45.440 --> 0:08:48.960 And he says how much? And I say, not as 0:08:49.040 --> 0:08:54.200 much as G I Jane too. It's okay. No one's coming, 0:08:54.360 --> 0:09:00.240 No one's coming, No one's coming, No, no one's there. No, 0:09:00.400 --> 0:09:05.600 I'm just I'm practicing. When my host, well, it's okay, 0:09:06.480 --> 0:09:09.480 you got it. You're a you're taking yourself out. You're 0:09:09.480 --> 0:09:18.640 taking yourself out. Okay. Uh, I tweaked my back on 0:09:18.679 --> 0:09:22.439 that one. I'm not gonna lie to you a little bit. Okay, 0:09:22.480 --> 0:09:29.240 what else? What else do I got? No? G I 0:09:29.320 --> 0:09:34.199 j And Tune is a great movie. Huh, keep going 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:38.520 with it. Everyone loves it unless you happen to be 0:09:38.640 --> 0:09:46.800 ad lies because there's no hair. There's no hair. There's 0:09:46.840 --> 0:09:50.839 no hair. Are you going to do neat hair? They 0:09:50.840 --> 0:09:54.920 need like a community an environment of hair, and without it, 0:09:55.400 --> 0:09:59.840 they're bummed. They can't live. We get it, neurally, got it? 0:10:02.800 --> 0:10:07.480 What else? Let's do? Then? I have some over, I 0:10:07.559 --> 0:10:11.800 have some regional humor here, we got any people from 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:19.920 the Central Valley Oscar's audience. That'll work right for the 0:10:19.960 --> 0:10:24.719 Oscar Maybe maybe it's a little inside baseball for those 0:10:24.760 --> 0:10:26.680 of you watching at home. There's a place called the 0:10:26.720 --> 0:10:32.040 Central Valley in California. Some people call it the bread Basket. 0:10:34.360 --> 0:10:38.480 Uh did someone just say Jesus, give me a break, man, 0:10:38.520 --> 0:10:44.240 I'm not a stand up. Hey, why do they call 0:10:44.320 --> 0:10:57.160 it Sacramento? Do they make sacred mentos there? You guys 0:10:57.160 --> 0:11:07.920 remember mentos? Right? Those odd commercials? They were weird. What 0:11:08.000 --> 0:11:11.880 about the kid Cat Bar? Remember kid cat bars? Huh? 0:11:13.240 --> 0:11:17.360 What if Bob Dylan did the kid Cat Bar song? 0:11:18.480 --> 0:11:24.720 It would go something like this, give me a break, 0:11:28.200 --> 0:11:34.520 That's all I got, Give me a break, break me up, 0:11:34.679 --> 0:11:44.600 a bit of a kid kid bard. Mm hmm. Let 0:11:44.600 --> 0:11:47.360 me write that down. That's an applause break. I don't 0:11:47.360 --> 0:11:50.440 want to I forgot to bring my pin out here 0:11:50.480 --> 0:11:53.960 with me. All right, Well, make a mental note. Okay, 0:11:55.040 --> 0:11:56.760 what else? What the what else is in the news? 0:11:57.400 --> 0:12:00.800 Oh oh, have you heard about these self driving cars? 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:05.720 Have these cars now that that drive around without a driver? 0:12:10.600 --> 0:12:18.560 What if you're adam driver and you're in the back 0:12:18.559 --> 0:12:22.360 seat of a driverless car and a cop pulls you over, 0:12:23.480 --> 0:12:28.000 he says, are you the driver? How confusing would that be? 0:12:39.000 --> 0:12:45.360 Governor rn De Santis is at it again. That guy 0:12:45.520 --> 0:12:50.719 is so weird they should call him Randa Mentos, Right, am, 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:59.680 I right? Anyway, he doesn't want teachers to say the 0:12:59.679 --> 0:13:02.800 word gay in the classroom like it's a dirty word. 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:09.760 The only wordy dirt in the only word, the only 0:13:10.120 --> 0:13:14.120 the one, hold on, hold on, hold on, the only 0:13:14.160 --> 0:13:20.120 flirty dirt and goddamn it, pull it together, on, pull it, 0:13:20.240 --> 0:13:23.520 pull your together. Right now, you're on the oscars. For 0:13:23.600 --> 0:13:32.199 Christ's sake. You're bleeding out here, buddy, Apply a tourniquet 0:13:32.200 --> 0:13:41.400 and get your head screwed on. The only dirty word 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:53.240 in the state of Florida is de Santis. Anyway, we 0:13:53.320 --> 0:13:59.480 got a great rest of the show. Uh, she was 0:13:59.520 --> 0:14:03.240 a cat woman and he was in cats. Put your 0:14:03.280 --> 0:14:08.440 hands together for a halle Berry and who was in cats? 0:14:08.600 --> 0:14:15.800 To James Cordon, James Gordon, So there'd be a transition 0:14:15.880 --> 0:14:17.640 like that don't. I'd have to worry about that they 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:21.920 would write that for me. But little work in progress, 0:14:21.920 --> 0:14:25.640 something i'm you know, noodling with. But thank you, thank 0:14:25.680 --> 0:14:31.040 you so much. It's so helpful to work out your material. 0:14:32.360 --> 0:14:35.280 I'm gonna say there was there was three g I Jane, 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:40.240 two jokes, okay, so maybe just do too, maybe one tops, 0:14:40.320 --> 0:14:47.200 just one tops, okay, all right, Yeah, we're working on 0:14:47.240 --> 0:14:50.560 a catchphrase here at the Burgundy Podcast. Yes, this is 0:14:50.600 --> 0:14:54.880 fun little audience participation, just if you feel so inclined 0:14:54.920 --> 0:15:05.080 to repeat with me. Well, oh whoa, whoa, whoa whoa, 0:15:05.720 --> 0:15:12.240 Sorry about that. Um, that happens often here at Largo. Uh. 0:15:12.280 --> 0:15:15.520 For those of you who frequent this wonderful theater, you 0:15:15.680 --> 0:15:21.760 all are aware, I'm sure by now that it is haunted. Yeah, 0:15:21.800 --> 0:15:28.800 and spooky things happen occasionally. Um, but that's just what 0:15:28.840 --> 0:15:33.560 are gonna do. It's a quirky place. That's a quirky 0:15:33.560 --> 0:15:42.320 little place. Um, but it is haunted. So okay, no 0:15:42.360 --> 0:15:46.960 big whoop, no big whoop. Slightly haunted. This is quite 0:15:46.960 --> 0:15:51.920 a coup for us because we don't get high quality people, 0:15:54.640 --> 0:15:59.080 not really. We just we get a motley rag tag 0:15:59.080 --> 0:16:04.280 group and we're happy to have them. We love our guests, 0:16:04.280 --> 0:16:11.480 but sometimes but sometimes they blow um and I'm sweating 0:16:11.480 --> 0:16:13.720 my nuts off trying to figure out what to talk 0:16:13.800 --> 0:16:19.960 to him about top dancing, tap dancing. But tonight we 0:16:20.000 --> 0:16:21.800 don't have to worry about to worry about it, Ladies 0:16:21.840 --> 0:16:33.880 and gentlemen, please put your hands together for Mr Anderson. Pack. Yes, 0:16:40.200 --> 0:16:46.720 and it's a pack. Everyone pas to meet. Great to 0:16:46.760 --> 0:16:49.200 see you, my friend. Oh my god, it's right, it's 0:16:49.200 --> 0:16:59.800 really him, see I told you, yes, yes, lord? What 0:17:00.000 --> 0:17:06.600 what's happening? Like? I never heard of Do you know that? Gentleman? Yeah? 0:17:06.960 --> 0:17:11.080 I want to know him. Well, maybe this is maybe 0:17:11.119 --> 0:17:17.960 something's gonna happen at the end of the night. Keep 0:17:18.000 --> 0:17:22.600 it cool, everyone, keep it cool. Friday? What happened on Friday? 0:17:22.880 --> 0:17:25.440 You must be talking about the residency Las Vegas? You 0:17:25.480 --> 0:17:28.440 were in Las Vegas. You're currently doing a residency, got 0:17:28.440 --> 0:17:33.720 a residency, got a new look? I needed a Vegas look. 0:17:33.880 --> 0:17:39.760 You're doing that with Bruno Mars. Is that nice? And 0:17:39.840 --> 0:17:42.959 how long has that been going on? We were like 0:17:43.000 --> 0:17:46.399 twelve shows now okay, yeah, we have like all of me. 0:17:46.760 --> 0:17:48.920 Let's take a little break. But we have a couple 0:17:49.000 --> 0:17:52.879 more shows this week. Shows in you and you and 0:17:52.920 --> 0:17:55.879 Bruno mar I mean, you guys are a wonderful pair together. 0:17:56.000 --> 0:18:01.439 You guys, really are you? You're incredible? Um, I assume 0:18:01.480 --> 0:18:06.600 he's a nice guy. Yeah I did too, but okay, 0:18:07.840 --> 0:18:13.320 he's fair. Hey, kind of like my father. You just 0:18:13.359 --> 0:18:16.040 make your money. You don't talk to each other, get 0:18:16.080 --> 0:18:19.720 the job done. Simple yet stern. You go your way. 0:18:19.800 --> 0:18:23.320 He goes his way. I like to go his way too, though. 0:18:25.000 --> 0:18:27.800 I like picking his brain. He's a little guy. He's 0:18:27.800 --> 0:18:29.280 like a little guy. Do you ever just knock him 0:18:29.280 --> 0:18:33.679 down to the ground. The way he's built, It's like 0:18:33.840 --> 0:18:36.280 I could break you in half. Never seen the shape. 0:18:36.600 --> 0:18:39.679 I've never seen a shape like this, probably not since Prince. 0:18:40.040 --> 0:18:43.640 Those guys can get into different situations like well, they're 0:18:43.680 --> 0:18:50.120 all muscle, all muscle and sin. Yeah, exactly, all condensed. Yes, 0:18:50.640 --> 0:19:09.840 like a like a wolverine. I can't believe we have 0:19:09.920 --> 0:19:12.880 someone as cool as yourself on the show. Yes, it's 0:19:12.920 --> 0:19:16.960 just this is sick. This is amazing. These crowds have 0:19:17.040 --> 0:19:20.280 been fantastic. I mean, this crowd is a little dumb, 0:19:20.840 --> 0:19:26.200 h but aren't they get the participation award for sure? 0:19:28.960 --> 0:19:31.680 Now you're a local guy, you were born in Oxnard, 0:19:32.320 --> 0:19:35.720 Ventura County. You were born, What do you remember of St. 0:19:35.800 --> 0:19:45.840 John's Regional Medical Center? It was a dark time. Yes. 0:19:46.640 --> 0:19:48.560 Do you remember your infancy? Do you remember coming out 0:19:48.600 --> 0:19:53.520 of the Yeah. The reason why I ask is because 0:19:53.560 --> 0:19:56.960 I've got a bone to pick with St. John's Medical Center. 0:19:57.960 --> 0:19:59.920 I was up in one of the beaches there in 0:20:00.119 --> 0:20:04.480 stepped on a rusty aboard with six rusty nails sticking 0:20:04.480 --> 0:20:06.359 out of it, and I had to go and do 0:20:06.440 --> 0:20:09.439 it to get a technics shop there, and they were rude. 0:20:09.680 --> 0:20:13.480 They were just rude to me. Where did they say? Well, 0:20:13.520 --> 0:20:15.159 they said it's time to pay, and I'm like, I 0:20:15.160 --> 0:20:19.320 don't have any money on it. Yeah, depending on when 0:20:19.359 --> 0:20:25.200 you go. They don't pay him well enough. So no, 0:20:25.280 --> 0:20:29.240 real they birth you, They birth the legend and that's 0:20:29.240 --> 0:20:31.480 their claim to fame. It's that in strawberries. That's what 0:20:31.520 --> 0:20:36.480 the town is known Anderson strawberries. In fact, your mother 0:20:36.560 --> 0:20:40.600 used to farm strawberries, is that correct? That's a sexy fruit. 0:20:42.880 --> 0:20:49.720 Oh the shape, how I didn't even think about the shape. 0:20:50.960 --> 0:20:54.439 I mean, I like him in champagne. I like dipped 0:20:54.440 --> 0:20:57.359 in chocolate. What do you like to what do you 0:20:57.359 --> 0:21:05.119 like to put strawberries in probably like a blender, and 0:21:05.200 --> 0:21:08.240 do you do you sexily talk to eat strawberries? It 0:21:08.280 --> 0:21:10.960 goes into the blender like on the season, I'm gonna 0:21:11.000 --> 0:21:12.760 blend you up a little bit. We talked to him 0:21:12.760 --> 0:21:16.320 too nice though. It's just okay, it's a fine line. Yeah, 0:21:16.440 --> 0:21:23.960 right with my fruit's words to live by. What's another 0:21:24.040 --> 0:21:30.320 sexy fruit? Okay? I think a pineapple. Pineapple is kind 0:21:30.320 --> 0:21:39.600 of sexy. Dragon fruit. Come quiet. I was gonna say 0:21:39.600 --> 0:21:50.040 a TAngelo persimmon, persimmon. Yeah, get me some of that 0:21:50.119 --> 0:21:55.800 persimmon juice. Rub it all over my body, let it 0:21:55.880 --> 0:21:59.280 drip down my back. It's got me going. Yeah, I'm 0:21:59.359 --> 0:22:05.280 going right now too, Carolina. Any thoughts on fruits? I um, 0:22:05.640 --> 0:22:10.080 I want to move on to the next question. You're 0:22:10.119 --> 0:22:15.680 a singer, you're a songwriter, your rap, you play the drums, 0:22:16.080 --> 0:22:22.160 you produce music. Is it too much? When? When does 0:22:22.200 --> 0:22:30.800 it start to look like just bragging? It's genius? I 0:22:30.920 --> 0:22:34.159 just I think it's better when other people say it. 0:22:34.280 --> 0:22:36.600 For me, I try not to listen anything. I just 0:22:36.680 --> 0:22:39.639 say I'm just here to be of service, and then 0:22:39.680 --> 0:22:41.119 I go to the drums and start singing at the 0:22:41.119 --> 0:22:43.080 same time and then I start, you know, dancing and 0:22:43.119 --> 0:22:45.320 stuff and just kind of lits peep for itself and 0:22:45.400 --> 0:22:47.560 that can gu tiring. But that's why I joined the group. 0:22:47.720 --> 0:22:49.359 You know, I'm in a group. Now it sticks on 0:22:49.680 --> 0:22:52.159 and I got someone to kind of you can go off, 0:22:52.280 --> 0:22:55.399 you can share the burden getting older and there, um, 0:22:56.560 --> 0:22:59.080 and they're not as good as you write exactly. You 0:22:59.160 --> 0:23:04.320 see how this win. I wouldn't regardless of and and 0:23:04.400 --> 0:23:06.960 we're all participating. It's like when I was in eighth grade. 0:23:07.000 --> 0:23:08.960 I played with on the sixth grade basketball team and 0:23:09.040 --> 0:23:13.359 I just dominated and it felt so good. And I 0:23:13.480 --> 0:23:21.360 would laugh at them, aren't hair and a grade back hair? 0:23:21.520 --> 0:23:25.159 And these snotty little kids were looking at me and 0:23:26.320 --> 0:23:29.800 I was like, what's up, peach, fuzzly? Do something? Yeah, 0:23:29.960 --> 0:23:34.960 do something, don't just stand. Yeah, you worked with Christina 0:23:35.040 --> 0:23:45.640 agaul What one was that? How do you say your name? Christina? 0:23:45.800 --> 0:23:53.680 I can't see it. Christina Aguilera, Yeah, Chris, Yeah, she's 0:23:53.680 --> 0:23:58.200 got pipes right, come on? Yeah? Yeah? What did what 0:23:58.320 --> 0:24:00.399 did you? Did you guys do a song together? Did 0:24:00.440 --> 0:24:05.119 you did a few songs? Um? I produced some stuff, 0:24:05.160 --> 0:24:06.719 But the best thing that I ever do with her 0:24:06.760 --> 0:24:10.760 is a take the picture next to her Hollywood star, 0:24:11.040 --> 0:24:16.480 like at three in the morning, just by yourself. Well, 0:24:16.720 --> 0:24:18.240 she called me and she said, what are you doing 0:24:18.320 --> 0:24:21.399 on just three in the morning. You know I'm up 0:24:21.880 --> 0:24:25.879 by the week. And uh, she said, I'm picking you up. 0:24:25.920 --> 0:24:28.640 We're gonna do something. So I went and she got 0:24:28.720 --> 0:24:32.600 this escalade from like two thousand four. That's still that's 0:24:32.600 --> 0:24:35.600 the best year about That's when they were really caring 0:24:35.640 --> 0:24:37.560 about what they did. Run, don't walk, Get an old 0:24:37.560 --> 0:24:42.200 four escalador. They don't make them like they used to. 0:24:42.359 --> 0:24:46.199 I'm talking DVD play. It's that Fantis arrow where there 0:24:46.280 --> 0:24:48.560 was you could watch a little g I j V. 0:24:52.240 --> 0:24:58.240 Guess so sorry, and so you're in the old four escalade. 0:24:59.080 --> 0:25:01.600 We're having a great time. I'm are we going? It's like, 0:25:01.680 --> 0:25:03.560 we're gonna go take a picture next to my Hollywood 0:25:03.600 --> 0:25:06.240 star three in the morning. She said, all right, you ready, 0:25:06.320 --> 0:25:09.919 get out? Got out? She did selfie back in the car. 0:25:10.080 --> 0:25:13.000 Now is it drop my ass off? Did you at 0:25:13.080 --> 0:25:16.040 least go to Norms or something? I gotta wake up. 0:25:16.040 --> 0:25:17.200 I got thing to do. I was like, yeah, we 0:25:17.280 --> 0:25:20.560 can hit Norms, it's on the way. But she had 0:25:20.600 --> 0:25:22.200 to wake up and do things. Are you just what 0:25:22.359 --> 0:25:30.760 she told me. Yeah, yeah, classic. Yeah. I stayed outside 0:25:30.800 --> 0:25:32.000 for a little bit to make sure. Yeah, I saw 0:25:32.000 --> 0:25:35.840 her leave. She's a great Hollywood story for our ten 0:25:35.920 --> 0:25:40.159 thousand podcasts. Incredible. What was it like working on a 0:25:40.240 --> 0:25:44.639 pot farm? I miss it? Yeah, it would have been 0:25:44.680 --> 0:25:47.879 so much better now that I don't smoke weed because 0:25:47.880 --> 0:25:54.600 I quit recently. Okay, because oh oh, are you guys good? 0:25:55.000 --> 0:25:59.440 We're all good? Uh, Anderson, we need to inform you 0:26:00.119 --> 0:26:04.120 that this largo is haunted, just so you know. It's 0:26:04.160 --> 0:26:08.720 not it's it's less. It's not a big deal. But 0:26:09.200 --> 0:26:13.399 is everything all right? Everything alright? On? Hold on, hold on, 0:26:13.960 --> 0:26:22.560 hold on God, it's a Colonial ghost Boy for those 0:26:22.760 --> 0:26:29.359 our listeners. Colonial ghost Boy has walked onto the stage. 0:26:30.600 --> 0:26:32.840 He's looking at us. He's holding a lantern, holding a 0:26:32.920 --> 0:26:36.040 lanterns a zombie. He looks both a hundred years old 0:26:36.119 --> 0:26:40.800 and six years old at the same time. He has 0:26:40.840 --> 0:26:46.240 a devilish, impish grin on his face. He's wearing modern footwear, 0:26:46.480 --> 0:26:56.280 which is which is an interesting touch. I can't seems 0:26:56.320 --> 0:27:00.840 to be searching for someone something. Uh. Brief history. This 0:27:01.080 --> 0:27:04.360 used to be the side of a pub, a British 0:27:04.400 --> 0:27:12.080 pub burned to the ground in before the Spanish discovered California, 0:27:12.160 --> 0:27:20.520 the and before the Germans discovered San Diego. Uh, I'm 0:27:20.600 --> 0:27:26.600 sorry san Diego. H. It's just a lost little boy. 0:27:27.560 --> 0:27:29.280 The British were here and they've built a pub on 0:27:29.320 --> 0:27:33.520 this site. You must be looking colonial ghost boy. Can 0:27:33.640 --> 0:27:42.639 we help you with something? Be gone? Be gone? Oh? Okay, 0:27:44.440 --> 0:27:51.159 that was a lot all at once, good at that. 0:27:51.600 --> 0:27:53.880 I need your help with that, are you okay? Anderson? 0:27:53.880 --> 0:27:57.400 Because my heart is beating like a chinchilla and five 0:27:57.440 --> 0:28:02.400 cups of five red bulls. I was trying to come 0:28:02.480 --> 0:28:09.440 up with an analogy and kind of I gotta work 0:28:09.440 --> 0:28:11.520 out the kinks because when I host the Oscars next year, 0:28:11.560 --> 0:28:18.600 I can't I can't be flobbing things like that. Let's 0:28:18.640 --> 0:28:28.880 get this back on track. It is right, Dre Snoop, 0:28:29.800 --> 0:28:38.760 Kendrick Lamar, Busta Rhymes, Eminem, Bootsy Collins, Brandy Andre three thousand. 0:28:38.800 --> 0:28:45.920 You've worked with everybody, I mean everybody the game. You know. 0:28:46.040 --> 0:28:50.680 I played jazz flute right, I one of my whole 0:28:50.720 --> 0:28:53.760 time favorites. And I sit by the phone for days 0:28:54.640 --> 0:28:57.320 waiting for the call. I even when I'm cooking dinner. 0:28:57.320 --> 0:29:01.800 I have a hundred foot long word on my phone. Yes, 0:29:02.040 --> 0:29:06.160 I still have a landline waiting for that call. I 0:29:06.240 --> 0:29:10.080 would love to get on one of your tracks. I would. 0:29:10.200 --> 0:29:15.240 I would be like an absolute honor. We're Andre three thousand. 0:29:15.680 --> 0:29:19.640 Now I know someone. I have an actor friend who 0:29:19.760 --> 0:29:27.520 did a movie with him about ABA basketball, and I 0:29:27.560 --> 0:29:32.640 know him very well and he just loved He told 0:29:32.680 --> 0:29:37.040 me that Andre was the greatest guy, wonderful musician, loved 0:29:37.200 --> 0:29:41.400 his music. But he is he still making music? Okay. 0:29:41.840 --> 0:29:43.200 You can get him to make music if you have 0:29:43.240 --> 0:29:46.080 a hundred thousand dollars for him. And then he gets 0:29:48.720 --> 0:29:54.280 and he's playing flu and it's that's the special paint, 0:29:54.680 --> 0:30:00.120 the special talents to get him back money. Yeah. Up. 0:30:00.200 --> 0:30:03.520 And it was the best verses ever got on a record. 0:30:03.840 --> 0:30:10.280 Blue cheese it's it's uh, it's definitely fetta. Do you 0:30:10.680 --> 0:30:12.760 do you refer to hundred dollar bills as blue cheese 0:30:13.760 --> 0:30:18.800 c notes? Yeah? Now I know that Andre tho thousand 0:30:18.840 --> 0:30:22.000 got big into fashion. Do you think about getting into fashion? 0:30:22.040 --> 0:30:26.600 Do you have a fashion line? Act gets into me? Okay, 0:30:27.960 --> 0:30:32.560 I hear you, Yeah, yeah, because you know I know 0:30:32.720 --> 0:30:36.920 someone who could use some help with their fashion. Uh, 0:30:41.240 --> 0:30:46.360 I am fine, pain Okay, we got it. You can 0:30:46.600 --> 0:30:54.640 see you pointing out. It's fine, Carolina, It's Carolina. Okay, 0:30:56.080 --> 0:31:00.560 I'm not sitting next to sex fifth Avenue over here. Um, 0:31:03.200 --> 0:31:06.320 we talked about you produced music and what's that like? 0:31:06.440 --> 0:31:10.360 Do you just yell at people? Yeah? Yeah, yep, and 0:31:10.560 --> 0:31:12.640 um I produced a lot with my band. What do 0:31:12.720 --> 0:31:14.960 you try? How do you help someone to find the 0:31:15.160 --> 0:31:18.920 encourage them by breaking them down and build them back up? 0:31:19.120 --> 0:31:22.760 You stuck? Do it again? Yes, we're all waiting on you. Friend. 0:31:22.800 --> 0:31:25.360 Phrases that used to help me out. Super constructive. If 0:31:25.400 --> 0:31:30.360 you like it, I love it. That's cool. So you're 0:31:30.400 --> 0:31:33.360 cool with that. Stuff like that, and then they start 0:31:33.440 --> 0:31:38.800 to push and producing right there. That's how I was taught. Wow, 0:31:39.880 --> 0:31:42.040 I mean I could do it all about myself. I 0:31:42.160 --> 0:31:46.280 say that too, but it's kind of hard when I'm 0:31:46.320 --> 0:31:50.120 defending on them to a second. But yeah, Now you 0:31:50.280 --> 0:31:55.000 played drums during the super Bowl halftime show? Is that right? Eminem' drummer? Yea? 0:31:55.960 --> 0:31:58.960 What an incredible some of you? I know me from that. Yeah, 0:31:59.280 --> 0:32:06.240 I also have a Now talk about tickets to go. 0:32:07.560 --> 0:32:13.640 Let's by the way, let's go residency everyone by, Let's 0:32:15.320 --> 0:32:17.240 buy a block of eight tickets, doesn't matter if you 0:32:17.280 --> 0:32:25.040 show up or not exactly because Tunnel to Sin Yes, 0:32:25.120 --> 0:32:31.240 we do another tunnel, but I want to get back 0:32:31.240 --> 0:32:36.800 to this halftime show. An incredible collection of artists. Uh. 0:32:37.560 --> 0:32:42.600 Dr dre who's not a medical doctor. I looked it up. Uh, 0:32:43.160 --> 0:32:46.360 all of these artists. Dr Drake discovered you as well. 0:32:46.440 --> 0:32:53.160 I believe you're there in Inglewood in Compton, in front 0:32:53.200 --> 0:32:56.160 of the world playing this music that that is the 0:32:56.320 --> 0:33:00.320 heart of l A And are you sitting there thinking 0:33:01.280 --> 0:33:11.080 how are the Bengals gonna win this day? I was thinking, like, 0:33:13.080 --> 0:33:15.800 I have to time this out perfectly because if they 0:33:15.880 --> 0:33:21.320 do win, I don't want to be here. And it 0:33:21.480 --> 0:33:25.080 was getting really kind of close, and I'm looking at 0:33:25.120 --> 0:33:26.600 my family. I'm like, we could probably be on the 0:33:26.680 --> 0:33:29.200 other side of town if things go left, because Los 0:33:29.240 --> 0:33:32.480 Angeles is very dramatic sometimes. So, um, did you have 0:33:32.560 --> 0:33:35.560 money on the game? No? No, I was just trying 0:33:35.560 --> 0:33:38.440 to hold my drumsticks keep you know, like stay focused. 0:33:38.480 --> 0:33:40.200 And then I was like, oh, yeah, there's a game too, 0:33:40.720 --> 0:33:43.000