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Speaker 1: I would be like an absolute honor. We're Andre three thousand.

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Speaker 1: his music. But he is he still making music? Okay.

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Speaker 1: money on the game? No? No, I was just trying

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Speaker 1: it's just people. Yeah. I like to move my body,

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Speaker 1: the Prices, right, is that? Yeah? That was the same

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Speaker 1: day I mack on us. But but did you already

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Speaker 1: I couldn't dig anything bigger. Like I grew up on that.

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00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 1: It was great prices right, showcase showdown. I had to

417
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 1: leave a session earlier, Oh to go do Dr Dre

418
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 1: and Kanye to go do the Prices right. You guys

419
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 1: got it from here, right, I gotta think, just tell

420
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:18,440
Speaker 1: us what it is. It's all good, yeah me. And

421
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 1: then I was like, I got Prices right, and it

422
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 1: was just like they didn't. They seemed disappointed, and I

423
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 1: was they were a little super quiet because I was expecting, like, yo,

424
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:38,839
Speaker 1: that's a mosque. That's crazy, Like, yeah, Dre was just yeah.

425
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:41,360
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, well, maybe were they jealous?

426
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 1: I think so too it maybe they were so shocked

427
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 1: and jealous they were like this dude just flexed. It

428
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 1: came off as a disdained, arrogant. I just love that

429
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:01,360
Speaker 1: you did that. Yeah. When I got on there, it

430
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:06,239
Speaker 1: was got to do the whole running down the island presenting.

431
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 1: Did you practice, Yeah, it's a skateboard. Yeah, it was

432
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 1: say talking to the models, that's a rough life. Yeah,

433
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,279
Speaker 1: did you think about just throwing it all away? And

434
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:26,839
Speaker 1: I was gonna be a model and then was a spokesmodel. Yeah,

435
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,000
Speaker 1: in between commercials you talked to the model, the dude

436
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 1: that's been with no shirt on for like eight hours

437
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:35,320
Speaker 1: trying to keep like it's probably the only it's probably

438
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 1: the last bastion of spokesmodels prices, right, that's right, that's

439
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: the only place where you can judge and step on TV.

440
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 1: That's true. There's a lot of venues you can watch

441
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:52,879
Speaker 1: spokes models and that are not televised. Yes, yes, I'm

442
00:36:52,960 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 1: forgetting that. I mean they're in Pickin, Like I've seen

443
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 1: a picture of your boy, your son, Uh, and he

444
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 1: looks like the coolest kid I've ever seen. I mean,

445
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:13,719
Speaker 1: if I had a boy who was cooler than me,

446
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:17,400
Speaker 1: I'd be so jealous of I'd lock him in the basement.

447
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:20,239
Speaker 1: How I mean, how do you? How do you? How

448
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:21,799
Speaker 1: do you deal? We learned if you can't beat him,

449
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 1: you got to join him. I start helping him out.

450
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:27,759
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, you want subscribers, Okay, you know

451
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 1: you gotta do skits. Where's your bits? They don't You

452
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:32,320
Speaker 1: don't have an exciting life. You can't be a vlogger.

453
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 1: You're just like you're home school, you know. Like so

454
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,759
Speaker 1: I directed his bits now and he got it. He's

455
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:42,320
Speaker 1: up to tink tin Case subs, tin Case subs on YouTube.

456
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 1: He wants to be a tin Case. He subs, I'm

457
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:57,919
Speaker 1: talking content doesn't just sidebar? What does that mean? It's

458
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 1: like ten subscribers and it's just shortened up? Can't me? Dad?

459
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:11,759
Speaker 1: Does he hope? Does he want to get to eleven k?

460
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,239
Speaker 1: He got to tin and he just kind of was

461
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:17,920
Speaker 1: like over. He got into all the work we did.

462
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:22,279
Speaker 1: I mean, I have footage, a whole plot, like a line.

463
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:25,480
Speaker 1: I was gonna do, no drive, he spoiled. I have

464
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 1: two of them now too. I always again, I have

465
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:31,800
Speaker 1: a four year old two now not as cool. The

466
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 1: four year old, Yeah, born into Money's just no chance,

467
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 1: is is I ruined him. It's kind of like that

468
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 1: tail as old as the middle age this and I

469
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:51,839
Speaker 1: just continue to spoil him. I can't stop. Well, that's

470
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 1: what we do. Great. I mean they say you're only

471
00:38:57,200 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 1: as happy as your unhappiest jobs, right, so I thank

472
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:09,279
Speaker 1: you for that. Will give him whatever they want right

473
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,399
Speaker 1: here you go. I mean, when you're getting back, you're

474
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 1: gonna have to do that residency for twenty years show. Yes,

475
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:19,839
Speaker 1: a lot of show, Yeah, a lot of shows. Work

476
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 1: something out with Copperfield. So I'm in the groups. You

477
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 1: do something extraordinary, something that I just find incredibly astounding.

478
00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:33,439
Speaker 1: You played drums and you sing at the same time.

479
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm trying to think of other musicians you've

480
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 1: done that. The first Phil Collins possibly, um but uh

481
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 1: oh yeah, well Collins sounds Fleetwood Mac. Did he sing

482
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 1: it all? Mick Fleetwood? I mean Fleetwood Mac. That's the

483
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:01,920
Speaker 1: name of mad. Maybe I could throw that into the

484
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 1: stand up. Would you indulge just with some plague any

485
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:16,279
Speaker 1: would you? It would be an honor right would never

486
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:36,880
Speaker 1: be able. Well, I'm let's see, this is the hip poppy. No, Bobby,

487
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:40,400
Speaker 1: don't ask me. I'm just so crush up and crush

488
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 1: it so clean, don't shoot down so sassy. I'm just

489
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 1: so cushop brush so clean clean. You know, the list

490
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 1: goes on and on. Who I guess I'm excited. I

491
00:40:56,800 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 1: know if anybody's gonna know it? So still Atlanta? Is

492
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 1: that where you're from? To the window Toma? That song

493
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 1: just got it? Didn't know? That's called when songs get

494
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 1: better with times you're not feeling it didn't did it?

495
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 1: It still feels good to sing the swems off my ba.

496
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 1: Is that where we're going? That was the song of

497
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 1: my youth? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. My generation is lyrics,

498
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:48,120
Speaker 1: like yeah right, we made lyrics a bit like what

499
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 1: can I just yeah, that scares the hell out of

500
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:56,839
Speaker 1: me to sing and to play drums. I just don't

501
00:41:56,880 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 1: know how you do it. It's nothing to be scared about, Broake,

502
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 1: Are you sure it's honest? I mean they say you

503
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 1: should always try things that scare you. Uh, okay, on

504
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 1: big fella, okay, okay, all right? Oh was I gonna

505
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 1: sit on your lap? Oh is that hell? Lessons are well,

506
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:33,800
Speaker 1: that's a weird drum school. Then okay, I'll just dive in,

507
00:42:34,000 --> 00:43:03,360
Speaker 1: right mm hmm, Okay, take my time as I'm singing

508
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 1: and playing the drums at the same time. And now

509
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 1: that I'm doing it, it's not as hard as I drunk.

510
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:27,480
Speaker 1: In fact, I'm pretty darn good at this. It's a

511
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:30,840
Speaker 1: pleasing time I make when I sing and played drums.

512
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:36,480
Speaker 1: Maybe someone will record this and put it on a

513
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:48,800
Speaker 1: sleep machine. Whoa, whoa, that's pretty good. Um, all right, everyone,

514
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:52,120
Speaker 1: just stay time, get up, get up. That's probably what

515
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 1: made him. That's fine, don't make it mad. Oh no,

516
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:03,920
Speaker 1: the girl boy has returned? Ah? What is he looking for?

517
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 1: What happens to this poor little boy? I just want

518
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 1: to make sure that's something. What are you doing? What

519
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:16,280
Speaker 1: are you checking him from? Just making sure he doesn't

520
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:22,919
Speaker 1: have a doesn't have a ghost gun on him? He's clean?

521
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 1: What happened to you? Little boy? Can tell us what

522
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:32,880
Speaker 1: happened to you? What haunts you? Can you whisper it?

523
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:40,680
Speaker 1: Can you whisper? Oh? My god? Is he okay? He

524
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 1: murdered his whole entire family, all right, on this night,

525
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 1: this very spot. Three years ago. That can't be good

526
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:57,880
Speaker 1: for us. Are you looking to murder again? Is it

527
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:01,839
Speaker 1: someone here in this audience? M hm? Can you point

528
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 1: them out? Someone out there? Where are they? Oh? Not?

529
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 1: Are you? That is so rude? Thank god, it wasn't me.

530
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 1: I knew it wasn't gonna be Anderson for sure, he's

531
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 1: got a residency. I think we just have to get

532
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 1: him out of Oh I forgot. I have an agent

533
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 1: scroll a ghost. I always keep it next to the

534
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:39,880
Speaker 1: beanie babies just in case. Okay, ye ghost, ye ghost,

535
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 1: Ye little boy Google, stop haunting Largo. We'd like to say,

536
00:45:48,800 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 1: chow chow chow. It worked. Wow ancient Italian spell Italian? Yes,

537
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:11,160
Speaker 1: very savvy. Um Anderson, we can't thank you enough for

538
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:16,600
Speaker 1: coming on tonight. You're an amazing artist. Anderson bark everyone,

539
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:37,040
Speaker 1: Anderson bark. Oh my god. Now that's a star. I

540
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:39,560
Speaker 1: always tell you you can see it. But mile a way.

541
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:41,759
Speaker 1: When he walks into the room, it was it was

542
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:45,319
Speaker 1: Boner city out there, you know what I mean. Oh

543
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 1: bo ouga uga. I'm afraid we're at the end of

544
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 1: our show. I know we've come to but I have

545
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:56,919
Speaker 1: one last stegment. I like to end with a little

546
00:46:56,960 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 1: thing I like to call my take. Yeah, uh, I'll

547
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:18,920
Speaker 1: just get out of here. One of the great quotes

548
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:30,800
Speaker 1: in history, and I forget who said it. Whether it

549
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 1: was Buddha Gandhi or John F. Kennedy, it doesn't really matter.

550
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:40,759
Speaker 1: The quote goes something like this, love makes you do

551
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 1: crazy things. Now, over the years, I have had many loves,

552
00:47:57,200 --> 00:48:00,439
Speaker 1: and I have been guilty of being crazy in love,

553
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:05,239
Speaker 1: no question. I have loved people and objects as hard

554
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:10,959
Speaker 1: as anyone could love, especially chocolate. Don't get me going

555
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:17,360
Speaker 1: on chocolate. I'm a chocoholic. Dark chocolate, semi sweet milk,

556
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 1: yum yum yum. But I digress. I guess the big

557
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:28,320
Speaker 1: question we're trying to ask ourselves is can love actually

558
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:32,880
Speaker 1: make you do crazy things? Can you just walk onto

559
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:36,719
Speaker 1: a commercial airline flight, refuse to wear a mask, and

560
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 1: then proclaim you know why I refuse to wear a

561
00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 1: mask because I'm in love. I'm in love and I

562
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:55,399
Speaker 1: don't care who knows it. Can I just walk into

563
00:48:55,480 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 1: my local Starbucks and start urinating on the wall. Yeah,

564
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:04,320
Speaker 1: and when the staff says, sir, what are you doing?

565
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:08,880
Speaker 1: There's a restroom just two ft away from you, I

566
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:12,440
Speaker 1: can say I know I see it. I'm not blind.

567
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 1: I'm in love, and I'm going to direct my firm

568
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:24,560
Speaker 1: hot urine stream so that it douses everything in your star.

569
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 1: Can I steal a car from a showroom floor, then

570
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:37,760
Speaker 1: lead law enforcement on a six hour slow speed chase,

571
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 1: and then when they're cuffing me on the ground and

572
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:44,719
Speaker 1: ask me why I did it? I can bellow. I

573
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:50,840
Speaker 1: don't know what to say, but I'm in love. Cupid

574
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 1: arrow hit me and I was overcome with the need

575
00:49:54,120 --> 00:50:02,800
Speaker 1: to steal a fully loaded forward focus. These are the

576
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 1: questions that have baffled mankind for centuries. Experts say that

577
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:12,319
Speaker 1: two people who are only vaguely attracted to each other

578
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:15,400
Speaker 1: can fall madly in love if they go through a

579
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:20,000
Speaker 1: scary or exciting experience together. Boy, don't I know it.

580
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:23,600
Speaker 1: I was once trapped in a well for two weeks

581
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 1: with a with a Mexican guy named Alessandro Patadina, and

582
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:36,399
Speaker 1: it was scary and exciting and we fell for each

583
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:41,360
Speaker 1: other hard, nothing crazy, just some hand holding and he

584
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:45,840
Speaker 1: would occasionally caress my cheek. We were eventually rescued, and

585
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:49,240
Speaker 1: when we got back on solid ground and the cheering

586
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:52,719
Speaker 1: was over, we looked at each other and realized the

587
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:56,960
Speaker 1: spell was broken. Just like that, we were no longer

588
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:00,320
Speaker 1: in love. So it was love just a chemical action?

589
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:06,840
Speaker 1: Is it spiritual? Who knows? We all just need to

590
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:10,920
Speaker 1: love and be willing to be loved. Do me a

591
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:14,440
Speaker 1: favor when you go home tonight, grab your loved one

592
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:19,879
Speaker 1: or ones, hold them tenderly, look them in the eye,

593
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,120
Speaker 1: and then bite them as hard as you can in

594
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:27,080
Speaker 1: a cheek and then just say I'm sorry. I know

595
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:37,239
Speaker 1: that was crazy. I love you. And if we all

596
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:39,360
Speaker 1: just took a moment to do that to the people

597
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:42,080
Speaker 1: we care about, the world would be a better place.

598
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:47,680
Speaker 1: I'm Ron Burgundy and that's my take on than what

599
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 1: that grag s sis me because he stuck looking so

600
00:51:57,320 --> 00:52:00,560
Speaker 1: fine to dry like a chuckle like a fla saw

601
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:03,320
Speaker 1: him duncker fo we'll dry so we never gets a

602
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:06,920
Speaker 1: duck fright so far to get up a lot of

603
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,640
Speaker 1: band wins. And he's a guy. He ain't no stand

604
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:12,399
Speaker 1: and he doesn't have he's on a nighttime sandwich because

605
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:17,760
Speaker 1: everybody knows he's the Burgunzi bandit. The Ron Burgundy Podcast