1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:05,160 Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time? I 2 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:15,840 Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the 3 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:29,120 Speaker 1: million bucks things. And as to good Steve hastening to mother, 4 00:00:30,760 --> 00:01:09,880 Speaker 1: Please I don't join Jo. You gotta use that turn 5 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:41,320 Speaker 1: you're going to do? You are you gotta turn to 6 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:46,480 Speaker 1: turn them out? Turn? You haven't got to turn them out? 7 00:01:45,319 --> 00:01:58,640 Speaker 1: Then turn the water the water got me? Come come 8 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:03,640 Speaker 1: on your tha uh huh, I show will a good 9 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:06,600 Speaker 1: morning everybody. You all listening to the voice, come on 10 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:09,720 Speaker 1: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey Man got 11 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:13,280 Speaker 1: a radio show. How good is God? Hum? Think about it? 12 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:15,800 Speaker 1: Just take a slight inventory of your own life and 13 00:02:15,919 --> 00:02:18,120 Speaker 1: say it to yourself when you get through, how good 14 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:21,320 Speaker 1: is God? Think of all the small things, all this 15 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:25,480 Speaker 1: because that's him. You breatheh that's him. You steal him. 16 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:30,960 Speaker 1: That's him. You got another chance? That's him. You ain't 17 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:33,840 Speaker 1: out of him. That's him. You got any measure of health, 18 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:36,880 Speaker 1: that's him. You think it's more to it than it 19 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:40,440 Speaker 1: really is, that it already showed up to be. That's him. 20 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:43,400 Speaker 1: All of that. You got any dreams of aspirations, you 21 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:47,560 Speaker 1: dream of other things, that's him. All that that's him. 22 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:51,160 Speaker 1: That's him him close you got, that's him every time 23 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:53,160 Speaker 1: you eat. That's why they had this thing called you 24 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:56,679 Speaker 1: say your grace. That's him. That's him, man, that's him. 25 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:59,880 Speaker 1: It's amazing when you take a small inventory how you 26 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:02,799 Speaker 1: find out how big God really is in your life. Now, 27 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:05,400 Speaker 1: the more you turn yourself over to him, the bigger 28 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:07,799 Speaker 1: he can be. For you. See, he'll only be as 29 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:10,720 Speaker 1: big as you let him. It's one thing about God. Now, 30 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:15,680 Speaker 1: he's a gentleman. He can make you do anything. You know. 31 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,960 Speaker 1: You get too big for him, you know you you you, 32 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:23,720 Speaker 1: you lose your humbleness. He can humble you. Now. God 33 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:29,280 Speaker 1: created man with the power of choice. We're the only 34 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:32,079 Speaker 1: creature he created that. He gave us the total power 35 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:35,440 Speaker 1: of choice when we mate, who we mate with. You 36 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:40,000 Speaker 1: know everything, all of it. Man. It's the choice what 37 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:41,800 Speaker 1: we want to be, how much we want to make, 38 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:43,800 Speaker 1: where we want to live, what climate we want to 39 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:46,640 Speaker 1: live in. We can live in cold climates, hot climates. 40 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,520 Speaker 1: You know, we speak different languages. You can go learn 41 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:54,560 Speaker 1: another language. A bear can't do nothing but be a bear. 42 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:58,360 Speaker 1: Is he can't go learn how to be a fox. 43 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:02,240 Speaker 1: He can't go learn how to be an otter. He 44 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:05,440 Speaker 1: just can't. An ostrich is an ostrich man. He can't 45 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:07,880 Speaker 1: come out of here and fight like a lion. A 46 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,720 Speaker 1: lion is a lion. A lion eat meat. He can't 47 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:14,160 Speaker 1: eat vegetables. I don't care how much meat ain't around. 48 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,200 Speaker 1: He'll lay down and pull up out of here and 49 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:20,000 Speaker 1: die because he can't eat grass. He's just a lion man. 50 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:24,560 Speaker 1: You understand this that God gave us. We are the 51 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:27,920 Speaker 1: one creature he created that has total power of choice. 52 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:30,760 Speaker 1: You can make every decision in your life. What kind 53 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:33,400 Speaker 1: of watch you like? That's the one you can buy. 54 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:38,200 Speaker 1: You want to live in Switzerland, Go ahead. You don't 55 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:42,360 Speaker 1: like Switzerland, you move to Miami. You want to live 56 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:46,120 Speaker 1: your life a crime, Go ahead, that's you. He gave 57 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,160 Speaker 1: you the power of choice. You want to do right? 58 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:53,640 Speaker 1: Come on, So now look at this thing. We are 59 00:04:53,720 --> 00:05:00,720 Speaker 1: all the results of a series of decisions that we 60 00:05:00,839 --> 00:05:05,640 Speaker 1: have made. If we could just identify that the problem 61 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:12,320 Speaker 1: is us, we could began the solution. See that's the problem, y'all, 62 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:16,599 Speaker 1: it's us. It's what we do. I threw my life 63 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:19,880 Speaker 1: down the hill. I can't tell you how many years 64 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:22,640 Speaker 1: based on some decisions that I was making. Now I 65 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:25,440 Speaker 1: can justify my decision with I wasn't happy and I 66 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:28,039 Speaker 1: was doing this and I was in miserying y'all on 67 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:30,080 Speaker 1: that ye yes to you when you get through. You 68 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:33,440 Speaker 1: made the decisions though, and you can look at this 69 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:34,960 Speaker 1: anywhere you want to, y'all. But at the end of 70 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,479 Speaker 1: the day, I'm just talking to people that's really really 71 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:41,440 Speaker 1: wanting to improve their position in life. And how do 72 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:45,280 Speaker 1: you do that? You got to have a solution. How 73 00:05:45,279 --> 00:05:47,599 Speaker 1: do you come up with a solution? You got to 74 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:54,240 Speaker 1: identify the problem to even began to solve it. But 75 00:05:54,279 --> 00:05:58,159 Speaker 1: if the problem ain't ever you, how are you gonna 76 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:04,280 Speaker 1: solve something that ain't you? See? Okay, let me look 77 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:08,680 Speaker 1: at this one. If somebody said, like, I got a 78 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:11,159 Speaker 1: child of mine, man, I just do right here. Man, 79 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:13,200 Speaker 1: I don't even wanna get into it this morning, or 80 00:06:13,279 --> 00:06:17,200 Speaker 1: I'm struggling with this this boy. But man, you go 81 00:06:17,279 --> 00:06:20,240 Speaker 1: to people, you're asking why they do so? I just 82 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:24,840 Speaker 1: I just wasn't taking care of business. Why I just 83 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:28,599 Speaker 1: didn't take care of business? Boy, do you understand that 84 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:30,719 Speaker 1: your life is gonna be filled with you got to 85 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:34,640 Speaker 1: take care of business. So when you're gonna start, you know, 86 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:37,200 Speaker 1: what I mean. You can't. You can't. You can't go 87 00:06:37,279 --> 00:06:41,040 Speaker 1: through life blaming everybody. It's got to be you. See, 88 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:43,960 Speaker 1: you can fix you. You can't fix nobody else if 89 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:48,279 Speaker 1: you keep getting married and the marriages don't work. Hello, Hello, Hello? 90 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:53,320 Speaker 1: Could it be you? South finally had to sit down 91 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:55,320 Speaker 1: and just make that decision. They don't need to be 92 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:58,000 Speaker 1: coming on the radio talking about nobody else and what 93 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:00,800 Speaker 1: they did to me and y'all just don't know. No, no, no, man, 94 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:03,880 Speaker 1: what about the part you played in it? Because see, 95 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:05,920 Speaker 1: if you got a good marriage, you got a part 96 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,800 Speaker 1: to play in that. If you got a bad one, 97 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:11,920 Speaker 1: you got a part to play in that. Even if 98 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:13,840 Speaker 1: it just get down to you the one pick them, 99 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:18,480 Speaker 1: how about that? Mister? Mister? I made a decision. The 100 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:22,440 Speaker 1: problem is usually within yourself. Do you know That's the quickest, 101 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:25,040 Speaker 1: an easy way to fix your life. That way, you 102 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:27,560 Speaker 1: ain't got to check with nobody. Here's the beauty of 103 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:31,320 Speaker 1: going on and admitting that is you. You don't have 104 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:35,760 Speaker 1: to check or clear with nobody to start the repair process. 105 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:39,200 Speaker 1: You don't need anybody's permission. You ain't got to put 106 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:41,840 Speaker 1: it before the review board to see if it'll pass. 107 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:44,440 Speaker 1: It ain't got to go through Congress. You ain't got 108 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:47,400 Speaker 1: to hope that your local politician get their hands on 109 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:49,520 Speaker 1: it to make a phone call for you. You ain't 110 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:51,600 Speaker 1: got to ask any counselors to come in and sit 111 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,600 Speaker 1: with you. You don't have to check it in the rehab. 112 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:57,600 Speaker 1: All you got to do is decide the problem is me. 113 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:05,680 Speaker 1: I'm gonna start changing. Identify the problem, and start with 114 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:12,040 Speaker 1: the part that you can own up to. Once you 115 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:15,160 Speaker 1: identify the problem, you can start planning on how to 116 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:18,520 Speaker 1: fix it or how to get to accomplishing something. But 117 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:22,720 Speaker 1: remember this planning is important. If you fail to plan, 118 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:28,440 Speaker 1: then please plan to fail. If you don't know how 119 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:31,360 Speaker 1: to make a plan, let's just start with the basics. 120 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:35,960 Speaker 1: Just make a list of what you want. Make this 121 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:39,640 Speaker 1: list and then go to God in prayer with an 122 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:45,480 Speaker 1: open mind and open your mind up to all the 123 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:49,640 Speaker 1: clean opportunities that are available here. Why a lot of 124 00:08:49,679 --> 00:08:52,960 Speaker 1: people won't succeed because certain opportunities come along you don't 125 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:55,640 Speaker 1: want to do them. That kills me. Man, when I 126 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:58,960 Speaker 1: hear here, I ain't doing that. I know young comedians 127 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:00,920 Speaker 1: that come to me all the time talking about man, 128 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:03,120 Speaker 1: what you're not saying, Man, just take every gig you can, 129 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:07,240 Speaker 1: no matter what they pay. Well, listen to me, son, 130 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:11,440 Speaker 1: you can go make that money that they pay, or 131 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:13,560 Speaker 1: you can make the decision to sit at home and 132 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:18,480 Speaker 1: make nobodey. It's a comedy, hard business. They ain't paying 133 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:21,240 Speaker 1: but one hundred dollars. You gotta drive, drive fifty miles. 134 00:09:21,679 --> 00:09:23,599 Speaker 1: But if you drive fifty miles and you make the 135 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:26,640 Speaker 1: hundred and you stand on that stage for thirty minutes, 136 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:29,360 Speaker 1: you are now thirty minutes better than you was the 137 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:34,240 Speaker 1: last time you went on stage. Ah, Man, I ain't man, 138 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,480 Speaker 1: they don't pay me, I ain't coming. You ain't gonna 139 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:39,679 Speaker 1: be a comedian, man, not not, not like this. Hell, 140 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:42,520 Speaker 1: A lot of people just don't want to do what's 141 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:46,040 Speaker 1: necessary to do. So when the opportunity presents itself and 142 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:48,440 Speaker 1: you open up your mind to it, man, then get 143 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:52,320 Speaker 1: ready to go on and do it. Man, identify your 144 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:57,720 Speaker 1: problem today. Start with the part dash you you're listening 145 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:05,320 Speaker 1: to show ladies and gentlemen without further dude, it is time. 146 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:16,360 Speaker 1: It's moaning time. Come on, we gather today six o'clock 147 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:23,000 Speaker 1: or so. M hm. That's right. With uh intentions of 148 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:34,360 Speaker 1: eye lightening intentions of UH comma comma deicalness. We come 149 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:41,680 Speaker 1: to you with intention informatization. We are healed in the 150 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:47,960 Speaker 1: moaning time, in spite of the crisis that's going on 151 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:53,160 Speaker 1: around the world. We that are here are blessed and 152 00:10:53,480 --> 00:11:03,120 Speaker 1: highly favored. Right walking, that walk, yes, talking that talk yeah, 153 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:08,920 Speaker 1: and jay walking when I walk. Sermons ain't gotta have 154 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:13,680 Speaker 1: no meaning. They just got to sound like his wom 155 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:22,119 Speaker 1: I say, look at hill, welcome, or to the bad 156 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:28,280 Speaker 1: is molding shot you lay? I know there as others, 157 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:35,600 Speaker 1: but then his invitations. I know folks with reggio shows, yeah, 158 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:40,199 Speaker 1: but they ain't got us on it. I know of 159 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:47,160 Speaker 1: some shows. I think it's pretty good. My damn seld 160 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:52,400 Speaker 1: a radio and I had turned to one station, Come on, 161 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:58,600 Speaker 1: I would pick the same one that you just picked. Yeah, 162 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:02,520 Speaker 1: I know you picked it because I'm on it and 163 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:08,680 Speaker 1: you hear me. Like I said, other choices, But why 164 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:13,160 Speaker 1: make the wrong choice every day? That's right, that's right. 165 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:16,880 Speaker 1: Knowing that we are healed and they are there. Come 166 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:21,360 Speaker 1: on now, ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce him to you. 167 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:30,520 Speaker 1: A man with a large note, great big old limps. 168 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:39,400 Speaker 1: Mr Face has grown in with over the years. Mustache, 169 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:53,439 Speaker 1: world famous got more more credits, uh than than Equifax Cranny. 170 00:12:53,559 --> 00:13:00,360 Speaker 1: He he has told more jokes than these other Ain'tio 171 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:06,320 Speaker 1: shows have attempted. Yes, ain't nobody on any Morning Moon 172 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:10,960 Speaker 1: funny didn't be. And when I come back, I'm gonna 173 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:14,640 Speaker 1: introduce me to you and the rest of the morning crew. 174 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:20,560 Speaker 1: There are you just standing by? But I then took 175 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:24,000 Speaker 1: off down the road of foolishness, and I didn't know 176 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:27,680 Speaker 1: how to get off. Sometime when you go down the 177 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:30,800 Speaker 1: road of foolishness, it ain't no exit. So we on 178 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:34,520 Speaker 1: the road and I'll be back at the bottom of 179 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:38,800 Speaker 1: the hour in the name or the Steve Harvin Moan 180 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:47,760 Speaker 1: and Show. We'll be right back right you're listening right now, 181 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,959 Speaker 1: It's time for the nephew to run that brank back. 182 00:13:50,920 --> 00:14:00,719 Speaker 1: My dog, Apolo, let's go catch down. Hello, Hello, hey man, 183 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:04,040 Speaker 1: my name Virgil. Uh? Who who is this right here? 184 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,319 Speaker 1: Who is who is it you're speaking to? Marcus? What's 185 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:09,440 Speaker 1: going on? Okay, marcauts, let me ask you something. Man. Y'all, y'all, 186 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:12,600 Speaker 1: y'all aren't messed up. Y'all, y'all didn't got Apolo arrested 187 00:14:12,679 --> 00:14:15,560 Speaker 1: last night on some trumped up charges. Man hold on, 188 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:17,800 Speaker 1: I'm lost here. What what what is this you're talking about? 189 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:21,000 Speaker 1: You got a Polo arrested last night on some trumped 190 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:24,200 Speaker 1: up charges. Whola bla bla bloa. Whoa sure you got 191 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:26,400 Speaker 1: it right now? No, man, y'all you and you and 192 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,560 Speaker 1: at you and at you and atenc Yeah okay this 193 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:31,680 Speaker 1: atc No tim, Now what is this about Apolo? Who 194 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,520 Speaker 1: is Apolo? I don't I don't know what you're talking about. 195 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:36,160 Speaker 1: You got, y'all, got a Polo arrested last night on 196 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:40,000 Speaker 1: some trumped up charges. You know not he down town 197 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:43,000 Speaker 1: and and and and if there is somebody pressing charges. 198 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,680 Speaker 1: So now I got to figure out how we're gonna 199 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:47,800 Speaker 1: I'm gonna get Apolo out of jail. Hold on, you come, man, 200 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:51,480 Speaker 1: I need calls. Go down town ain't going in so 201 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:54,280 Speaker 1: Apolo can come home. Fum the brakes. Boss, Listen to 202 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:56,800 Speaker 1: what you're saying. Now? Are you calling me about somebody 203 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,600 Speaker 1: that I don't even know? I ain't even I don't know, 204 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:02,240 Speaker 1: No Apolo, you know your I apologize for your home 205 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:05,440 Speaker 1: boy and and and everything that's going down, But I 206 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:08,840 Speaker 1: don't know nobody name Apollo. I really don't know. I 207 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:11,200 Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about. So you know, y'all, y'all, 208 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:14,080 Speaker 1: y'all ain't called the police last night. Ain't nobody calling 209 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:16,720 Speaker 1: no police. You you ain't called You're gonna sit here 210 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:18,320 Speaker 1: in line to me and tell me you ain't called 211 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:21,280 Speaker 1: no police last night. Let's take this back. Now. Now 212 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:24,320 Speaker 1: what's your name? Man? My name is Virgil. And now 213 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,480 Speaker 1: now how you come about getting my nuther? Don't wonder 214 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:28,000 Speaker 1: about how I got you? No, my guy? Are you 215 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:30,200 Speaker 1: the one? I know? You? The one got Apollo arrested 216 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:32,560 Speaker 1: on these trump up charges? Don't work? Not home? How 217 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:35,040 Speaker 1: do you know? How do you know where I live? 218 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,000 Speaker 1: Because I live a boy of you? I live in 219 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:42,320 Speaker 1: nineteen c nineteen s nineteen so or you're the one 220 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:45,440 Speaker 1: that got the louns balking dog? All I was a hello, 221 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:50,000 Speaker 1: My dog is Apolo, my god, Apollo. Man, you got 222 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:51,880 Speaker 1: me thinking that you're talking about some human being. You 223 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:55,080 Speaker 1: sitting here calling me about something animal, something rested my 224 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:58,840 Speaker 1: last man. First of all, charge no ever deally you 225 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,560 Speaker 1: press in charge. Hey listened to get my dog out 226 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:04,480 Speaker 1: of jail? Man? And the thenly you need to listen 227 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,520 Speaker 1: to what you're talking about. Man. You calling me about 228 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:11,120 Speaker 1: some animal Listen, we called the front desks people about disturbance. 229 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,560 Speaker 1: Every time we look around, we hear your dog, So 230 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,560 Speaker 1: you might need it to take it over with whoever 231 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:18,760 Speaker 1: that's in charge with the apartment complex, because that's who 232 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:21,840 Speaker 1: we inform about your loud dog. And now you know 233 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:24,400 Speaker 1: you calling me. How you got my name, I don't know, 234 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,520 Speaker 1: but you need to check this out and and talk 235 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:28,680 Speaker 1: with the people that's in charge of the apartment complex. 236 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:31,160 Speaker 1: I'm taking it up with the person that the file 237 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,880 Speaker 1: to complaint and got my dog arrested last night. Now 238 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,480 Speaker 1: my dog down now on some Trump really charge really 239 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,800 Speaker 1: really didn't even read We didn't even read Apolo his 240 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:40,960 Speaker 1: right for nothing like that. Really, you really talking this? 241 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:44,240 Speaker 1: Listen what you're saying dogs man? And it's all let's 242 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:46,640 Speaker 1: call to you man. I think you need to uh, 243 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,840 Speaker 1: you need some counseling in something else because you're talking 244 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:51,080 Speaker 1: about a dog. How can a dog get arrested? You 245 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:55,240 Speaker 1: need to uh, this is crazy. Listen. I don't think 246 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,200 Speaker 1: we got anything else to talk about, man, because then 247 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:59,120 Speaker 1: we got we got to talk about a polo. Man, 248 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,800 Speaker 1: How how you gonna go down? I didn't get him 249 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,200 Speaker 1: out of jail. And you need to have him been 250 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:05,000 Speaker 1: here back to body this evening. I ain't even to 251 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:08,400 Speaker 1: go through this without my dog being here. This man 252 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:11,200 Speaker 1: sounds crazy. Baby, this man calling me about a dog 253 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,160 Speaker 1: being arrested. This is the dog that be balking. It's 254 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:16,760 Speaker 1: a Pololo man apoloism as a family member, and you 255 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:19,239 Speaker 1: have got him arrested. Man football, what and man? Why 256 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:21,320 Speaker 1: would you do something like that? Man? How about this 257 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:23,440 Speaker 1: you and that dog. Don't be calling me no more 258 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:25,240 Speaker 1: talking to me about some dog that I ain't got 259 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:27,399 Speaker 1: no control over. You need to take this over the 260 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:30,400 Speaker 1: police on whoever called? Ain't nobody calling the police. Did 261 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:34,480 Speaker 1: you just say, Polo man? Listen? Did you just say 262 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:37,320 Speaker 1: that you heard what I said? Okay, Okay, hey man, 263 00:17:37,359 --> 00:17:40,040 Speaker 1: I'm not trying to argue. Okay, look look, let's let's 264 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:42,160 Speaker 1: just let's just do this here. Is it any way 265 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:44,679 Speaker 1: you could just come down there with me this evening 266 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:47,560 Speaker 1: and drop the charge. Come down, well, come to the 267 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:52,120 Speaker 1: police station. Man, Well Polo went dog dog? He doesn't listen? Listen, Okay, 268 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:54,159 Speaker 1: I'm not trying to hollow he down there on some 269 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,600 Speaker 1: trump up charge. You can't pick him out in the 270 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:59,720 Speaker 1: lineup if you want follow clean. They got no friend. 271 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:04,240 Speaker 1: I can't. Man, listen, man, do you really hear what 272 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:07,200 Speaker 1: you're saying? Now? I know they say, man, best friend 273 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,280 Speaker 1: is a dog, but you're taking this a little bit 274 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,600 Speaker 1: too far now. You need to really listen to what 275 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:14,639 Speaker 1: you're talking about. You did all this, what you got 276 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:17,800 Speaker 1: a problem with this at the front desk and the police? 277 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:20,120 Speaker 1: If you got your dog just really don't make any 278 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:23,960 Speaker 1: sense right now to me. Now, I apologize once again 279 00:18:24,359 --> 00:18:28,959 Speaker 1: about your dog, but I think we have our business finished, 280 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,960 Speaker 1: right man, because I tell you something. Let me tell 281 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:33,280 Speaker 1: you something. I'm gonna tell you this right here, Okay, 282 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,320 Speaker 1: monkers right yeah, okay, let me tell you this here. 283 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:41,080 Speaker 1: You're trying to testify against trying to testify against against 284 00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:44,200 Speaker 1: Apolo see whateverver. But in the way you listen, man, 285 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:47,880 Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you like this, you Apolo, anything else 286 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:50,200 Speaker 1: that you got to say about this situation right here. 287 00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:52,800 Speaker 1: You found my number, you found you know where I live. 288 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:55,520 Speaker 1: You just come see me. You really want that. I'm 289 00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:57,560 Speaker 1: about to be through with this phone call. Man, I'll 290 00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:59,360 Speaker 1: tell you what. I'll tell you what. Let me say 291 00:18:59,359 --> 00:19:01,240 Speaker 1: this right here. I'm gonna say this right here to 292 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:03,159 Speaker 1: you try to try to try to get on the 293 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:06,160 Speaker 1: stand and testify against Apolo. And I promise you dog, 294 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:08,600 Speaker 1: you're gonna have some problems on your hands. You listen, 295 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,800 Speaker 1: you really talk to them some nonsense right now? Do 296 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:13,600 Speaker 1: you really hit what you're saying to me? Apolo is 297 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:16,080 Speaker 1: a dog? I know he a dog? He my dog? 298 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,320 Speaker 1: You know what I tell you? What? Hey? Man? How 299 00:19:18,359 --> 00:19:20,720 Speaker 1: did how did pretty little wife for you? Is doom 300 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:23,040 Speaker 1: when it be at home while you're gonna work all day? 301 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:26,200 Speaker 1: Just say to me, how is that pretty little wife 302 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,480 Speaker 1: for you that be gone? That be at home when 303 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:31,560 Speaker 1: you're gonna what's your what's your name? A rich told 304 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:34,119 Speaker 1: you my name? Versa this nineteen see where you are right? 305 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:37,280 Speaker 1: Please please believe that's what we're about to meet right now, 306 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:39,359 Speaker 1: because now in nare's gonna come up here talking to 307 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,680 Speaker 1: me about my wife. So if it's any other dog 308 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:43,680 Speaker 1: you got up in the place, please believe that dog 309 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:46,920 Speaker 1: is gonna get right along with your Okay, I got 310 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:52,320 Speaker 1: one more to say to me because you ain't a 311 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:55,080 Speaker 1: little too far lynd with me and a dog. Now 312 00:19:55,119 --> 00:19:56,800 Speaker 1: you're trying to talk about what's going on in my 313 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:59,280 Speaker 1: household and my wife. Please believe nineteenth is where you 314 00:19:59,359 --> 00:20:01,920 Speaker 1: about to find me. Let me tell you who else 315 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,080 Speaker 1: up here in nineteen seats waiting on me all I'm 316 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:06,800 Speaker 1: about to get who else is all up in nineteen Okay, 317 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,520 Speaker 1: let me tell you who else is here? You want 318 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:11,600 Speaker 1: to know who else in here? Man, I'm gonna tell 319 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:14,320 Speaker 1: you this here nephew Thommy from the Steve Harbin Morning Show. 320 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:20,639 Speaker 1: He's up in here in nineteenth safan, What the hell nephew? 321 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:29,440 Speaker 1: This nephew Tommy? God man, you got me cousin and 322 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:32,040 Speaker 1: my Mom'm gonna be listening to this station. Your neighbor 323 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:40,359 Speaker 1: Gerald got thank you about the neighbor town saying, oh man, hey, man, 324 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,960 Speaker 1: you gotta tell me this baby. What's the baddest radio 325 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:46,680 Speaker 1: station in the land, The Steve Harving Morning Show? And 326 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:53,119 Speaker 1: nephew time is crazy? All right? Thank you? You're listening? 327 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:59,159 Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time for something funny. I 328 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:03,800 Speaker 1: know you got it. I know I'm ready. Man. I 329 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:08,840 Speaker 1: was listening to my elsome old LTD this weekend. Steve Man, boy, 330 00:21:09,359 --> 00:21:18,440 Speaker 1: who you know you boot me? I forgot how bad 331 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:24,080 Speaker 1: they were, man. I was bad. Dog dog thought, Oh 332 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:35,920 Speaker 1: your love this man, feeling fa your touch, Your touch 333 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:42,399 Speaker 1: has grown cold? Seeing someone else controls your very soul. 334 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:49,000 Speaker 1: I'm fooled down. Harden as long as I can, I 335 00:21:49,119 --> 00:21:55,080 Speaker 1: can feel the presence or another man haking my place. 336 00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:04,280 Speaker 1: You would stay just you watch me do drift away 337 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:09,760 Speaker 1: from Lige with thing, can't stop the huding, leaving on 338 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:15,560 Speaker 1: the run, taking awful Grahamy like you the only ones 339 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:25,280 Speaker 1: I know what you through? Pan anytime to carry on? 340 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:34,200 Speaker 1: So minute by minute by minute by I keep holding on. Man. 341 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:57,600 Speaker 1: Who else say somebody? Oh James j Lee think you anyway? Anyway? 342 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:06,160 Speaker 1: I do? Just say man, sag las show baby because 343 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:23,359 Speaker 1: so let's sid pass it by Gavin to make you cry. 344 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:30,960 Speaker 1: See the man with the bru huh you see that 345 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:38,520 Speaker 1: he is sad? Oh so sad, so bad, so bad, 346 00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:47,280 Speaker 1: so bad? Come on, oh, intruders away my ma. She's 347 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:51,320 Speaker 1: my favorite girl. Only get one? You only get one? Yeah, 348 00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:57,320 Speaker 1: all always love my mama. She brought me in this world, 349 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:05,840 Speaker 1: certainly talking about myma. Come on, come on, I want 350 00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:27,840 Speaker 1: to know your name? Ye who stay hung to one over? Baby? Man, 351 00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:38,239 Speaker 1: I really want to be with you about waiting got 352 00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:53,680 Speaker 1: verse two cor s that can't be batch if you 353 00:24:54,480 --> 00:25:00,440 Speaker 1: don't do another dope another that the way you go. 354 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:05,160 Speaker 1: Don't out thing a down name now with down name 355 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:11,200 Speaker 1: now taking the right Harold Melbourn and the blue nose. 356 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:20,080 Speaker 1: Come on, see, Oh you don't know me now you 357 00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:33,120 Speaker 1: never know me who I've been here all the things? Yeah, 358 00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:38,640 Speaker 1: it is that we've been read through. Miss baby, I've 359 00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:45,440 Speaker 1: gotten mine and woman know you got your shoe? What 360 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:51,920 Speaker 1: what about this right here? Oh the greatest Yes, sir, 361 00:25:52,880 --> 00:26:01,480 Speaker 1: miss you, sir, miss you, miss you, miss you, miss you? 362 00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:08,679 Speaker 1: Was that baby that's Harold Melbourne. Girl, I know shoot 363 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:14,879 Speaker 1: the body that I just can't live without you. And 364 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:21,240 Speaker 1: that's why I'm confessing my love to you. Baby? Who else? 365 00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:26,439 Speaker 1: Who else? You didn't do the dramatics? Ye wait, now 366 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:32,720 Speaker 1: you gave you roll at all? Nobody knows. And he 367 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:42,399 Speaker 1: wasn't true. He tried listen to this sweet than you. 368 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:48,240 Speaker 1: I never sweet up my shot set him on the 369 00:26:48,440 --> 00:27:00,119 Speaker 1: wilcos change always know what the girl could never. So 370 00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:08,359 Speaker 1: now he's trying hard to get you back. But you 371 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:13,400 Speaker 1: know the fool's hearts made of cell fane. You can 372 00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:17,639 Speaker 1: see through that. When he had your loves and the 373 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:22,840 Speaker 1: palms of his hands, he just wasn't sentence man, I 374 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,680 Speaker 1: show He jibbed and gnada, he hand, I have another 375 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:31,639 Speaker 1: call right that by yourself. Oh, let's give a to 376 00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:40,200 Speaker 1: give to give a toes to the fool who lets 377 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:44,040 Speaker 1: you go, who lets you go? You can't hurt you 378 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:52,280 Speaker 1: no more, no, no no, the fool to the fool 379 00:27:55,400 --> 00:28:00,080 Speaker 1: who lets you go? Who lets you go? Now we 380 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:10,320 Speaker 1: went together your normal. Let's have another one. I make 381 00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:20,520 Speaker 1: you drive that music, make you drive cross country when 382 00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:24,639 Speaker 1: you got good music. Let me tell you it'll make 383 00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:31,359 Speaker 1: you dry a cross country for a reason. Yes, listen, 384 00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:34,040 Speaker 1: that's we got to keep that in the show. That's 385 00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:42,760 Speaker 1: you're listening to. All right, guys, here's a question. What 386 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:47,320 Speaker 1: product or what brand reminds you of your childhood home? 387 00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,280 Speaker 1: All right, here's an email from Tea from New Orleans. 388 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:53,800 Speaker 1: It says, Hey, morning crew. Every time I see the 389 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:57,720 Speaker 1: Quaker oat meal bottle the box, I think of my 390 00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:00,640 Speaker 1: mom's house when I was a kid. She always had 391 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:03,480 Speaker 1: a box of it on top of our refrigerator. When 392 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:06,239 Speaker 1: I go to visit my pop's house, he always had 393 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:10,000 Speaker 1: a box of frosted Flakes frosted Flakes cereal in his pantry. 394 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:14,760 Speaker 1: In fact, uh, he probably does right now with Brander product. 395 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:21,520 Speaker 1: Did your childhood home always have in stock. I got 396 00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:26,440 Speaker 1: a bunch of I knew it ready for me. What like, 397 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:32,560 Speaker 1: what steve you go first? Comment comment? Yea, yes, a 398 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:35,800 Speaker 1: green asshole can a comment with the peel off top 399 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:39,160 Speaker 1: with the eight holes in the top. Yeah, then and 400 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:42,239 Speaker 1: washed all your sinks in your bathtub out. But let 401 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,680 Speaker 1: it sit though, Let it sit for a minute. Yeah, 402 00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:50,520 Speaker 1: changed color. Ain't opened up refrigerator while seeing an open 403 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:55,080 Speaker 1: box of arm and hammer baker so yeah yeah yeah, 404 00:29:55,640 --> 00:30:07,080 Speaker 1: yea sitting stove that matchwell or folders coffee can with 405 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:14,160 Speaker 1: the grease. Yes, yes, it's real thick memories. Yeah yeah. 406 00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:20,800 Speaker 1: In the in the bathroom crash toothpaste, Oh oh you 407 00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:25,080 Speaker 1: were cresspeople. No, we wasn't really cresh Yeah yeah we 408 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:28,000 Speaker 1: had that too. We we was whatever was on sale 409 00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:37,560 Speaker 1: people though, ultra brightness. I thought that was just the 410 00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:42,240 Speaker 1: greatest thing. Go ahead, if if we ran out of 411 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:45,040 Speaker 1: that toothpaste, then we go to that fridge with that 412 00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:47,960 Speaker 1: bacon soda wood and going in get yeah yeah, and 413 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:51,640 Speaker 1: dip that tooth Yeah. I actually brushed my teeth better 414 00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:56,960 Speaker 1: with bacons. Hello. Yeah, yeah, all right, how about this 415 00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:02,200 Speaker 1: come tide laundry detergent time tied to have some time. 416 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:10,240 Speaker 1: Ivory's ain't that liquid? That's washing powder? We have that, right, 417 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:19,320 Speaker 1: faun in the big blue box. Damn fair, But you didn't. 418 00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:21,880 Speaker 1: Did you have ivory soap though? Did you have ivory 419 00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:26,880 Speaker 1: soap to take your bath? Die? Die die? We had 420 00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:32,480 Speaker 1: we had ivory soap. Yeah, it floated in the water ivory. Yeah. Okay, 421 00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:35,480 Speaker 1: let's go in the bathroom and up underneath that counter. 422 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,960 Speaker 1: It's a little red crip can, got some grease in 423 00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:42,520 Speaker 1: it called royal crown. Huh what all your scalp with 424 00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:45,800 Speaker 1: that right there? Yeah, that's how I got my hands. 425 00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,280 Speaker 1: We're in the bathroom. We're in the bathroom. Yeah, yeah, 426 00:31:51,280 --> 00:32:02,040 Speaker 1: we're in the bathroom. Scott single ply Shet. You had 427 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:08,560 Speaker 1: to be careful wiping yourself with that damn single plot. Man. 428 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,240 Speaker 1: I can't tell you how many times I misjudged it 429 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:21,960 Speaker 1: and pushed my frangle. Okay, yeah, we got it. Yeah, 430 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:27,840 Speaker 1: we got single single plot. My daddy loved that. Boy. 431 00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:34,000 Speaker 1: You get a thousand sheets? Yeah yeah? Oh wait, do 432 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:41,720 Speaker 1: y'all remember aim aim two pages to strip? Yeah, yeah, 433 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:48,040 Speaker 1: we strike gleam uh huh. I got on that bottle 434 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,160 Speaker 1: that hung on the back of the door. Looked like 435 00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:53,040 Speaker 1: a hot water bottle with the tube on it and 436 00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:57,000 Speaker 1: a spring. Boy, me my nephew got to ask whooping 437 00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:59,800 Speaker 1: our life? One time, we feel that my mama had 438 00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:03,320 Speaker 1: went and we found it on the back of the door. 439 00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:05,440 Speaker 1: We'd always wondered what it was, so we put water 440 00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:08,440 Speaker 1: in it, and we found out that it's that the 441 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,960 Speaker 1: water squeezed through them little holes on that white timp. 442 00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:16,440 Speaker 1: So we're chasing each other around the house water hurting 443 00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:19,800 Speaker 1: each other. Okay, then he fill up the bag and 444 00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:22,440 Speaker 1: it was my time to have and then he have 445 00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,200 Speaker 1: it under his arm. My mama came in that house. 446 00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:30,760 Speaker 1: My mama said, it's all this vinegar in him. Now, 447 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:33,960 Speaker 1: we didn't even know. We didn't know nothing about no 448 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:37,280 Speaker 1: vinegar smell. She said, what is all this vinegar I 449 00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:39,560 Speaker 1: smelled in this house? Now we saw them out, Oh 450 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:42,760 Speaker 1: that ain't not as cool. We were sweating water. Well, 451 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:44,560 Speaker 1: we sat there. My mama got to do in the 452 00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:48,440 Speaker 1: mouth and went back in now and touched that hot 453 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:54,880 Speaker 1: water bottle with the holes on it, and boy, we 454 00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:59,160 Speaker 1: got ee as And then so we didn't even know 455 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,720 Speaker 1: why we got beat. And then my brother was talking 456 00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:05,960 Speaker 1: to us. Hey man, yeah, let me ask you something, Steve, 457 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:10,600 Speaker 1: what is in that? Grandmama was water bottle from the baby? Said, nah, 458 00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:13,600 Speaker 1: we was playing water gun with it. He said, well 459 00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:16,360 Speaker 1: you know what that act? Right? Yeah, I don't know 460 00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:21,439 Speaker 1: what it is. When he said, that's a lady's bag. 461 00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:26,000 Speaker 1: And then I said, I don't what what what? Because 462 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:30,600 Speaker 1: I'm clueless what you mean it's a lady's bag. That's 463 00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:38,919 Speaker 1: a douche bag. Still, I'm clueless. Boy. When my damn 464 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:48,200 Speaker 1: brother told me what that bag was, man, I'm shooting 465 00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:54,239 Speaker 1: water in my mouth. I'm fired, full blast. I got 466 00:34:54,320 --> 00:35:02,520 Speaker 1: the bag under my arm, mouth wide over. That's what 467 00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:05,160 Speaker 1: I said. That's when I first found out I want 468 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:11,279 Speaker 1: a little tangy now, oh my god, because you know, 469 00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:14,920 Speaker 1: because you know, they had a special solution. They put 470 00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:18,120 Speaker 1: it in you put Vinig in it too, and that's 471 00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:21,239 Speaker 1: we know. And I had no idea. All Right, we're 472 00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:27,120 Speaker 1: moving on. Thank you. You're listening to show, all right, Steve, 473 00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:30,000 Speaker 1: We're gonna try to make people laugh during this segment 474 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:34,880 Speaker 1: with another quick fast round of asked the clo uh, 475 00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:38,320 Speaker 1: please submit your questions. Okay, so do you want me 476 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:42,239 Speaker 1: to go for laughter answers or help people give it 477 00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:45,160 Speaker 1: to me? Now? Well, they were, can you do you 478 00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:48,799 Speaker 1: do that all the time? All right? Here we go them, 479 00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:51,719 Speaker 1: I thought you were asking. I was asking you what 480 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:58,600 Speaker 1: you already know? How? Yeah, it is answers. Here we go. 481 00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:03,160 Speaker 1: This is this one. This one is Lisa in Oklahoma. 482 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,799 Speaker 1: I'm a twenty three year old woman. I recently got 483 00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:09,520 Speaker 1: married a week after my virtual college graduation. My husband 484 00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:11,880 Speaker 1: and I were virgins when we got married, but we 485 00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:16,400 Speaker 1: love making love now. I just have one problem. My 486 00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:19,440 Speaker 1: husband loves to have sex early in the morning. That 487 00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:22,279 Speaker 1: was great during quarantine, but now I'm back at work 488 00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,719 Speaker 1: and the sex makes me late for work. I heard 489 00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:28,080 Speaker 1: about doing quickies, but my husband can't do those. I'm 490 00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:29,719 Speaker 1: new to all of this, so how do I tell 491 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:32,400 Speaker 1: him know when he wants sex in the morning. He 492 00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:35,719 Speaker 1: don't really want sex in the morning. What he want 493 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:38,400 Speaker 1: to do, it's just a natural occurrence in the morning. 494 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:42,200 Speaker 1: That ain't sex, that's just early morning. It happened. We 495 00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:46,400 Speaker 1: just up, we are, we are, you are, I'm we 496 00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:49,560 Speaker 1: are what we're gonna do And he don't really want sex. 497 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:52,080 Speaker 1: He don't know yet. Because if you say he was 498 00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:56,239 Speaker 1: a virgin, which happened twenty three, yeah, well he wasn't 499 00:36:56,480 --> 00:37:01,719 Speaker 1: but anyway up, he lyned up? What boy no listening 500 00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,040 Speaker 1: to me? That ain't that ain't no problem. Y'all having 501 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:06,480 Speaker 1: sex and can't go to work on turn? That ain't 502 00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:11,160 Speaker 1: no damn problem. She twenty three. That ain't no problem. 503 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:15,000 Speaker 1: Say no, it's your body? What is we're tripping phone? 504 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:18,040 Speaker 1: He but he can't say no to his body though. 505 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:23,960 Speaker 1: It's what I'm fine to morning occurrence that happens with 506 00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:27,400 Speaker 1: men up to a certain age, and he can't help it. 507 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,719 Speaker 1: Just get your ass up, foe, heat up and go 508 00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:36,640 Speaker 1: to work. You're gonna lose your job before up? All right? 509 00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:39,759 Speaker 1: Next Ye in Atlanta says, I'm a twenty nine year 510 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,440 Speaker 1: old female. My boyfriend is thirty two. We've been together 511 00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:45,160 Speaker 1: three years. He's changed over the years, and it's a 512 00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:48,520 Speaker 1: lot less sociable now. Uh. He says he's in love 513 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,880 Speaker 1: with me, but I don't feel it. I post pictures 514 00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:53,239 Speaker 1: of us on my social media pages, but he won't 515 00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:56,160 Speaker 1: post any pictures of me on or us on his page. 516 00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:58,759 Speaker 1: He told me he keeps his private life private, but 517 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,440 Speaker 1: if he hangs out with his female friends, he posts 518 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:03,960 Speaker 1: group pictures of them. Am I being too patty? Or 519 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,840 Speaker 1: do you think he has something to hide. Yeah, he 520 00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:11,439 Speaker 1: don't care for you no more. Damn, it's three years. 521 00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,759 Speaker 1: He's changed his attitude and change. He don't care for you. 522 00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:18,319 Speaker 1: And he got female friends he posted, but there ain't 523 00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:22,439 Speaker 1: no pictures of you. Do the math one and one 524 00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:27,439 Speaker 1: is two. You ain't in nothing but choe picture. That's one. 525 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:31,400 Speaker 1: He and all his girlfriends pictures And why do he 526 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:36,920 Speaker 1: hair girl friends? All right? Coming out more of the 527 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:41,120 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening Steve 528 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:45,440 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve our very own Jay 529 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:49,799 Speaker 1: Anthony Brown is always here with the foolishness. Can count 530 00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:51,839 Speaker 1: on him. He's got the tails on his brand new book, 531 00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:54,120 Speaker 1: tell us about it. Just finished my new book, Steve, 532 00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,439 Speaker 1: and it's called one hundred and one Ways to Start 533 00:38:56,480 --> 00:39:01,399 Speaker 1: an Argument. Several chapters in the book. Um chapter one, 534 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:05,200 Speaker 1: you know, laugh on the phone for no reason, just 535 00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:12,399 Speaker 1: just laugh. Yeah, it would start an argument. Yeah, yeah, 536 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:17,200 Speaker 1: yeah yeah. His chapter chapter seven is a real good chapter. 537 00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:19,759 Speaker 1: Take a shower in the middle of the day, just 538 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:26,600 Speaker 1: just showering. Yeah, where you going showering? That's am on Sunday. 539 00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:29,680 Speaker 1: This is a good one for Sunday. Say say I'm 540 00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:32,680 Speaker 1: going to a different church by myself. That's what you 541 00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:46,920 Speaker 1: say on Sam's Gonna be on. Ways to start an argument, Yeah, 542 00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:49,719 Speaker 1: put an empty bag in the closet and just walk away. 543 00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:53,480 Speaker 1: Just put it up and just walk away. Yeah, what's 544 00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:54,920 Speaker 1: on there? Don't worry about that. Don't go up there. 545 00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:57,680 Speaker 1: Don't go up there. It's what you mean. Don't go 546 00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:59,920 Speaker 1: up there. Don't go up there, don't go up there. 547 00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:03,320 Speaker 1: All right, Ways to start the arguments, say the phrase 548 00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,919 Speaker 1: right here. This really works. Say I'll be right back 549 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:11,319 Speaker 1: and leave, just leave, just leave. Where are you going, 550 00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:13,960 Speaker 1: I'll be right back. Don't worry about when I'm going. 551 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:17,759 Speaker 1: I'll be right back. You mean, no weary about it? Yeah, 552 00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:24,239 Speaker 1: just out of what you just pray right here on 553 00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:27,640 Speaker 1: the phone. This really gets an argument. Say good job, Beckett, 554 00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:33,040 Speaker 1: I'll see you tomorrow. And up the phone, Becky with 555 00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:36,000 Speaker 1: the good hair back? Why the hair you got to 556 00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:44,040 Speaker 1: encourage Becky? Damn good job Beckett? Where she do so? 557 00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:49,239 Speaker 1: Where your black starts to be? Commenting on it? A 558 00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:53,000 Speaker 1: book How to start an argument as your mate, your lady, 559 00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,719 Speaker 1: when's U? Where's your friend coming over here? You know 560 00:40:57,200 --> 00:41:10,520 Speaker 1: when she ain't been wish come here? Oh? Oh no, yeah, 561 00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:18,759 Speaker 1: that started argument of m Yeah, he's a pretty good jay. Argument. Yeah. 562 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:22,279 Speaker 1: Ways to started argument. No matter what movie she says 563 00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:24,719 Speaker 1: she want to go to, you say, oh, I seen 564 00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:29,839 Speaker 1: it already. I oh you're you're going the movies now, 565 00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:40,320 Speaker 1: okay to see Yeah, I've seen that. Let's I've seen that. 566 00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:44,680 Speaker 1: I've seen it. I seen it. Here's another one. Here's 567 00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:47,600 Speaker 1: another one. Ways to start an argument. You own the 568 00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:51,640 Speaker 1: phone and you laugh real damn loud, and then you 569 00:41:51,719 --> 00:42:03,919 Speaker 1: start whispering. Boy, and this is why he's divorced. Jake, 570 00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:10,000 Speaker 1: you know how to run somebody? All you give me one, 571 00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:12,960 Speaker 1: give me one. I put it in the book. Buy 572 00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:32,799 Speaker 1: your wife some running shoes. Wow far color? Yeah, man, yeah, 573 00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:38,920 Speaker 1: by some running shoes that do it. Yeah. All of 574 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,040 Speaker 1: a sudden, All of a sudden, in the middle of 575 00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:45,000 Speaker 1: the day, you put on a clean shirt. You woke 576 00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:49,840 Speaker 1: up in one shirt and put on another. What you 577 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:55,440 Speaker 1: change your shirts for? Cannot just put on a new shirt? Now? No, No, 578 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:59,200 Speaker 1: you cannot. What's wrong with all? Can just go with 579 00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:02,400 Speaker 1: the book, Jake? I just had one moment, last one moment? 580 00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:11,040 Speaker 1: You ready? Yeah? Come on? He started argument in your house? Guarantee? 581 00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:14,480 Speaker 1: Come on? What come in from work and pull your 582 00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:23,960 Speaker 1: pants off and ain't got no draws? All right, thanks 583 00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:30,760 Speaker 1: Jay and Steve. You just command up next with today's 584 00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:37,400 Speaker 1: today's brank phone call. Right after that, you're listening to 585 00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:42,960 Speaker 1: morning show coming up at the top of the hour. 586 00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:46,200 Speaker 1: Right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today, 587 00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:52,240 Speaker 1: subject he stole my heart and a few other things. Okay, first, 588 00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:58,920 Speaker 1: if you're gonna steal man right first of you, Tommy 589 00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:02,480 Speaker 1: is here, you here right there with today's praying phone call. 590 00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:05,560 Speaker 1: What you got for his nap? Me and your baby 591 00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:12,239 Speaker 1: getting married? Me and your baby getting married? Did you call? 592 00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:16,440 Speaker 1: I called this man and told him that I'm married 593 00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:21,879 Speaker 1: his daughter, Me and your baby might be a bit 594 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:27,960 Speaker 1: too much. It's getting married. Let's run that thing. Hello, Hello, 595 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,919 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach I'm trying to reach mister. Yes, mister, 596 00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:34,200 Speaker 1: how you doing. I'm trying. Let me let me make 597 00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:40,520 Speaker 1: you I'm calling the right person. Your daughter is Crystal? Yes, okay, cool, yo, 598 00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:43,439 Speaker 1: I got the right person. Hey, listen, Well, I wanted 599 00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:46,400 Speaker 1: to do mister Richards's call and introduce myself to you 600 00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:51,040 Speaker 1: and let you know who I was. My name is Jeff, Jeff, 601 00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:57,000 Speaker 1: and I've been uh seeing Crystal, uh, you know, pretty 602 00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:00,160 Speaker 1: much like the last five or six months, and I 603 00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:03,239 Speaker 1: wanted to, um, let you know that I'm very very 604 00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:06,600 Speaker 1: interested in you. And I know this kind of crazy 605 00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:08,200 Speaker 1: for you to get a phone call for me when 606 00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:11,759 Speaker 1: I'm very interested in Crystal right now. And I wanted to, 607 00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:14,640 Speaker 1: you know, I just wanted to do the man thing 608 00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:17,520 Speaker 1: and just reach out to your man and say I'm 609 00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:21,040 Speaker 1: really interested in and uh in marrying your daughter and 610 00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:32,560 Speaker 1: marrying my daughter. Well, hold on, man, what my name is, Jeff? Jeff? Okay, Jeff, Jeff, listen. 611 00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:35,160 Speaker 1: I'm very close with my daughter, and my daughter has 612 00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:39,720 Speaker 1: never ever mentioned you. I talked to my daughter every day. Wow, 613 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,360 Speaker 1: I don't know what that's about. What it's been like 614 00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:45,680 Speaker 1: about five close to six months that me and Cristal 615 00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:48,080 Speaker 1: being you know, going out, you know, up here at 616 00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:50,319 Speaker 1: the school. But what I wanted to do is tell 617 00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:54,879 Speaker 1: you that I really really really like Crystal man. Uh, 618 00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:57,840 Speaker 1: And I wanted to call and tell you that, you know, 619 00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:01,919 Speaker 1: I'm really really interested in man, Crystal. You know, I want, 620 00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:05,959 Speaker 1: I really do want Christa to be my wife. Well, 621 00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:10,040 Speaker 1: I again, I've never heard of you before, and my 622 00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:14,160 Speaker 1: daughter has never ever mentioned you. My daughter isn't dating 623 00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:16,400 Speaker 1: anybody right now. My daughter is in grad school. I 624 00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:19,319 Speaker 1: understand that. And you know, we you know, it's been 625 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,040 Speaker 1: you know, we've been you know, a little back and 626 00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:23,239 Speaker 1: forth or whatever. But you know, the main thing is 627 00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:26,080 Speaker 1: me and Christal really, you know, we really, we really 628 00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:29,359 Speaker 1: do love each other. Mister. I want to but if 629 00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:32,160 Speaker 1: you love my daughter, she would have told me that 630 00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:34,520 Speaker 1: she was in love with someone. Well, you know what 631 00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:37,640 Speaker 1: you know, And maybe it's a situation where Christa is 632 00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:40,040 Speaker 1: like a little maybe a little uneasy about talking to 633 00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:41,879 Speaker 1: you about it. You know what I'm saying. My daughter 634 00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:44,080 Speaker 1: can talk to me about anything. We talk every day, 635 00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:47,640 Speaker 1: right right, You're like you, I talked to my daughter 636 00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:50,399 Speaker 1: every day, your daughter? And how old is your daughter? 637 00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:55,279 Speaker 1: My daughter? Fifteen? Hold on, momnute man, you say your 638 00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:59,319 Speaker 1: daughter was fifteen, right right? Right? Okay? Well how old 639 00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:04,600 Speaker 1: are you? I'm forty six, forty six, you're forty six 640 00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:07,319 Speaker 1: years old? You want to marn my twenty five year 641 00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:13,160 Speaker 1: old daughter? He let me say this right here. Love 642 00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:16,200 Speaker 1: ain't got no limit, man, And I understand, you know, 643 00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:19,520 Speaker 1: I was a little shocked at first about the age 644 00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:21,640 Speaker 1: difference between us, but you get you know what, man, 645 00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:24,560 Speaker 1: I'm shocked to me, okay, and I understand that. But 646 00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:26,360 Speaker 1: what I'm trying to explain to you, man, is that 647 00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:28,759 Speaker 1: it comes a time man when you just you just 648 00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:32,439 Speaker 1: don't know what's gonna happen. Man. Love just love is love, man, 649 00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:36,839 Speaker 1: And you've been locked up on parole at the university 650 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:41,399 Speaker 1: on work releasing that my daughter. Yeah, man, I'm I'm 651 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:45,040 Speaker 1: gonna say this, man, Christal is just a beautiful person. Man. 652 00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:48,920 Speaker 1: Hold on, man, you calling me at the Blue Daughter. Look, man, 653 00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,120 Speaker 1: I'm never worked. I got a lot of work on 654 00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,000 Speaker 1: my damn desk and you calling me telling me you 655 00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:56,560 Speaker 1: form a gentle bird wants to marry my daughter, my 656 00:47:56,719 --> 00:47:59,680 Speaker 1: twenty five year old daughter and you damn that fifty you, 657 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,359 Speaker 1: I mean my age, you want to marry my daughter. Man, 658 00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:04,440 Speaker 1: I'm not trying to talk to you. But what I 659 00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:05,880 Speaker 1: need to do is I need to talk to Crystal 660 00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:07,600 Speaker 1: and get to the bottom of this. That's what the 661 00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:10,120 Speaker 1: hell I need to do. Hey, And I understand that 662 00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:12,759 Speaker 1: miss you was probably gonna I want to talk to 663 00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:14,960 Speaker 1: and I ain't got no problem with it. What I'm 664 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,359 Speaker 1: trying to explain to you is that man, littve ain't 665 00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:20,080 Speaker 1: got no limit, man, It's just something that album Crystal 666 00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:23,239 Speaker 1: love Me, I love huh and it is what it is. 667 00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:25,320 Speaker 1: I just wanted to try to get your blessings on this. 668 00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:32,680 Speaker 1: You can't get sill. Man, gonna marry my daughter? No, 669 00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:35,040 Speaker 1: my daughter's been a private school. I love damn life. 670 00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:38,600 Speaker 1: She's going all four years of college and she's going 671 00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:42,839 Speaker 1: to grad school and you're gonna marry my daughter. You're working, miss. 672 00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:45,680 Speaker 1: I understand that. What I'm what I'm trying to explain 673 00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:47,560 Speaker 1: to you that you know what, man, Sometimes I love 674 00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:50,279 Speaker 1: is right the second time around, you understand what I'm saying. 675 00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:52,920 Speaker 1: What the hell you mean the second time? I got 676 00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:55,960 Speaker 1: kids already. What I'm trying to say, it didn't work 677 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,080 Speaker 1: out with me on the first time. What I wanted 678 00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:02,600 Speaker 1: to do, man, is just called you solidified the culinary experience, 679 00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:07,280 Speaker 1: got to doing food. What the hell is you talking 680 00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:10,239 Speaker 1: about it? Look? Look, look, look, look, I gotta talk 681 00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:12,759 Speaker 1: to my daughter. I'm gonna call Crystal and I'm gonna 682 00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:15,120 Speaker 1: find out what the hell is going on, because look, man, 683 00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:16,960 Speaker 1: I'm not even trying to have this conversation with you, 684 00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:21,240 Speaker 1: and I comp understand all that. I understand what you're saying. 685 00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:23,359 Speaker 1: What I want to say to you is just right here. 686 00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:27,839 Speaker 1: Crystal is twenty five. Even if you don't agree with this, here, 687 00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:30,080 Speaker 1: we're gonna eat Lowe and make sure that we can 688 00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:34,640 Speaker 1: look at him. You ain't doing a thing with my 689 00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:39,040 Speaker 1: daughter unless it's mine. You look here, man, you ain't 690 00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:44,000 Speaker 1: doing I don't even know your jail bird. You ain't doing. 691 00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:48,239 Speaker 1: I'm gonna call my daughter final. You really are rust 692 00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:52,359 Speaker 1: your mind. You think your old jail bird, it's gonna 693 00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:55,000 Speaker 1: be Larry and my daughter. My daughter's not a future. 694 00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:57,959 Speaker 1: You ain't got the head. That's wrong with jil rust. 695 00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:00,960 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say it. Go. I can fall with you. Miss. 696 00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:04,799 Speaker 1: Me and Crystal getting married. That will not happen under 697 00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:08,880 Speaker 1: any circumstances, not what you think. The circumstances are me 698 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:12,040 Speaker 1: and Crystal getting married. That's it, not to love. I 699 00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:14,239 Speaker 1: don't know what the hell you think you are. As 700 00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:17,759 Speaker 1: long as you don't, it's gotta be. I got one 701 00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:19,239 Speaker 1: more thing I need to say, and then me and 702 00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:22,319 Speaker 1: Crystal just gonna come over there and dry down there 703 00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:24,719 Speaker 1: and tell you exactly what's going on in our life. 704 00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:28,000 Speaker 1: Right now. You got to say to me, are you 705 00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:30,800 Speaker 1: listening to me. Yes, you got to say to me. 706 00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:34,880 Speaker 1: I got to say this. This is nephew Tommy from 707 00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:38,560 Speaker 1: the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked by 708 00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:50,919 Speaker 1: your daughter Crystal and her boyfriend. Ain't I'm outside my job. 709 00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:59,680 Speaker 1: Let me I'm crazy, John, and man, your baby girl 710 00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:01,960 Speaker 1: just wanted to put a smile on your face. Man, 711 00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:05,200 Speaker 1: I gotta ask you, what is what is the baddest 712 00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:09,239 Speaker 1: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land, man, 713 00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:18,840 Speaker 1: the Steam Harvey Morning shuff That's how you do it? Baby? 714 00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:29,000 Speaker 1: Oh lord, oh man, not having it that take your 715 00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:34,239 Speaker 1: daddy through somebody's little girl right now, he said, my 716 00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:36,680 Speaker 1: fifteen year old yo, what you know? You know the 717 00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:39,400 Speaker 1: second the second time around? You know what I mean 718 00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:46,319 Speaker 1: the second time around? What you talking about? Love is love? Yeah? 719 00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:51,080 Speaker 1: Cause you have daughters. Yea, Oh my god. That's how 720 00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:53,239 Speaker 1: you do it. Baby. Go to Thomas Smiles dot com. 721 00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:57,960 Speaker 1: Click on the prank button. Ain't leave me all your information. 722 00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:00,879 Speaker 1: I call you, We talk you let me know who 723 00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:03,239 Speaker 1: were pranking. We work out our plan and that's how 724 00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:07,160 Speaker 1: we do it. Thomas Miles dot Com. I promise you 725 00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:11,080 Speaker 1: We're gonna prank some great ones. That's what I do. 726 00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:17,640 Speaker 1: That's crazy, man, that's whoa Tommy. All right, coming up next, 727 00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:21,279 Speaker 1: it is today's Strawberry Letter. Wait till you guys hear this. 728 00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:24,000 Speaker 1: When you thought yesterday's was crazy, well this one is 729 00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:28,759 Speaker 1: crazy too. The subject is he stole my heart and 730 00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:33,200 Speaker 1: a few other things. He stole my heart and a 731 00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:36,320 Speaker 1: few other things. We're gonna get into it, Steve, and 732 00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:39,320 Speaker 1: I you're gonna steal, though, Shirley. If you're gonna steal, 733 00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:42,319 Speaker 1: I mean still a lot. Don't you steal your heart? 734 00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:48,200 Speaker 1: I mean, if you're gonna fevery going in feveryck one 735 00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:50,520 Speaker 1: more time. He stole my heart and a few other things. 736 00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:53,839 Speaker 1: We'll get into the Strawberry Letter right after this. You're 737 00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:59,440 Speaker 1: listening to show. All right, guys, time now for today's 738 00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:03,640 Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter and listen. If you need advice on sex, 739 00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:08,040 Speaker 1: on dating, relationships, work, parenting, and more, please submit your 740 00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:12,319 Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey FM dot com and click 741 00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:15,000 Speaker 1: submit Strawberry Letter. We could well, I don't know, we 742 00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:17,520 Speaker 1: could reach your letter like we're gonna do that one 743 00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:23,399 Speaker 1: today could be puppy, buck up and hold on tight. 744 00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:26,080 Speaker 1: We got it for you. Here. It is the strawberry letter, 745 00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:29,840 Speaker 1: Thank you nephews, subject he stole my heart and a 746 00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:33,440 Speaker 1: few other things. Dear Stephen Shirley. A while back, I 747 00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:36,320 Speaker 1: met a man on a dating app and it was 748 00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:39,239 Speaker 1: supposed to be just a one night stand. He came 749 00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:42,960 Speaker 1: over and we had the most explosive sex. After that, 750 00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:46,480 Speaker 1: we talked all night. He lives out of town, and 751 00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:49,640 Speaker 1: when he got back home, we talked daily and spend 752 00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:52,400 Speaker 1: hours getting to know each other. He came back to 753 00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:55,239 Speaker 1: visit me because he was dying to have sex with me. 754 00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:59,479 Speaker 1: We admitted that we were catching feelings. After he left, 755 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:03,080 Speaker 1: I noticed that he changed If I missed his call, 756 00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:07,360 Speaker 1: he called me back to back until I answered. It 757 00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:10,440 Speaker 1: was so sweet, but I kept reassuring him that I 758 00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:14,080 Speaker 1: wasn't cheating. He came to visit again, and this time 759 00:54:14,239 --> 00:54:17,360 Speaker 1: he brought some of his clothes and a few personal 760 00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:20,840 Speaker 1: things to leave at my house. This made me so 761 00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:25,200 Speaker 1: happy because it meant we were an official couple. Whenever 762 00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:28,840 Speaker 1: we got into arguments, he jokingly say, don't make me 763 00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:31,719 Speaker 1: pop up to see what you're doing. I never thought 764 00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:35,440 Speaker 1: he would do it, but he did. One Saturday, I 765 00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:38,719 Speaker 1: volunteered to feed the homeless, and I couldn't use my 766 00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:43,160 Speaker 1: phone while I was serving due to the COVID nineteen guidelines. 767 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:46,960 Speaker 1: At the place, I went for four hours without answering 768 00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:51,040 Speaker 1: my man's calls and he lost it. When I got home, 769 00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:54,560 Speaker 1: he had kicked my door in and he left me 770 00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:58,440 Speaker 1: a note. I discovered that he took all of his clothes, 771 00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:02,280 Speaker 1: and he also took my four two inch TV, two lamps, 772 00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:07,759 Speaker 1: some of my shoes, some frozen steaks, and the microwave. 773 00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:11,520 Speaker 1: It was so random, since he has never bought me anything. 774 00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:15,040 Speaker 1: I called to beg him to come back, but he 775 00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:18,000 Speaker 1: said it's over and he never wants to see me again. 776 00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:20,239 Speaker 1: How can I get this man to see that I 777 00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:26,080 Speaker 1: would never cheat on him? How can I fix this? Okay, 778 00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:28,600 Speaker 1: I'm gonna read your words back to you and see 779 00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:31,520 Speaker 1: if this sparks anything in your brain. You say, when 780 00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:34,040 Speaker 1: I got home, he had kicked my door in. He'd 781 00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:36,120 Speaker 1: left me a note. I discovered he took all of 782 00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:38,680 Speaker 1: my clothes, and he also took my forty two inch 783 00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:41,600 Speaker 1: TV to lamp, some of my shoes, some frozen steaks, 784 00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:46,360 Speaker 1: and the microwave. Okay, does that sound crazy to you? 785 00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:49,839 Speaker 1: I mean, doesn't that sound a little crazy? It does 786 00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:51,759 Speaker 1: to me. I'm sure it does to Steve and to 787 00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:56,200 Speaker 1: everyone else listening. So why, why why would you want 788 00:55:56,800 --> 00:56:01,000 Speaker 1: this ignorant man back in your life? I honestly, it 789 00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:04,520 Speaker 1: sounds scary. I mean, who does this? He sounds like 790 00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:08,320 Speaker 1: some kind of psychopath to me, I just say, consider 791 00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:11,080 Speaker 1: yourself blessed that that's all. He took the TV in 792 00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:13,960 Speaker 1: the microwave and some shoes, and I really don't get 793 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:18,040 Speaker 1: the stakes part anyway. He sounds violent, he sounds controlling, 794 00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:21,200 Speaker 1: he sounds possessive. To me, I'm so glad. I'm really 795 00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:23,239 Speaker 1: glad you weren't in the house because I think he 796 00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:25,279 Speaker 1: would have put his hands on you. I really do. 797 00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:30,360 Speaker 1: And it's really a shame I think that I have 798 00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:33,360 Speaker 1: to tell you this. It really pains me, honestly, because 799 00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:36,759 Speaker 1: you gotta know, you need to know this, that you 800 00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:39,400 Speaker 1: shouldn't be so desperate that you would think that you 801 00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:41,520 Speaker 1: would have to beg this man to come back to 802 00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:46,279 Speaker 1: you to do what I mean, let him go, please, girl, 803 00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:48,719 Speaker 1: you gotta let him go, and don't ever invite him 804 00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:52,320 Speaker 1: back to your house. I mean, he tried to destroy 805 00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:54,520 Speaker 1: your house. He kicked the door in. Come on, he's 806 00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:58,640 Speaker 1: a thief. Remember that, Please don't forget that. Let's be clear. 807 00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:01,759 Speaker 1: This man sounds very stable. I think you need to 808 00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:04,560 Speaker 1: run and run quickly and get away from him. Steve 809 00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:13,520 Speaker 1: Well good letters, Shirley. I see a little something else 810 00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:17,200 Speaker 1: in here that I probably need to go over and cover. Yes, 811 00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:23,160 Speaker 1: met this man on this day. Now, this way, this 812 00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:27,080 Speaker 1: went wrong. It was supposed to be a one night stand. 813 00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:31,320 Speaker 1: This a hit it, quitt it, sock it, knock it, 814 00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:39,760 Speaker 1: throw it, catch it. He came over and we had, 815 00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:48,200 Speaker 1: in your words, the most explosive sex. Now, let me 816 00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:56,240 Speaker 1: show you what happens after you have explosive sex. Y'all 817 00:57:56,320 --> 00:58:00,480 Speaker 1: talk daily spend. I was getting to know each other. 818 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,280 Speaker 1: Came back to visit because he was dying to have 819 00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:08,960 Speaker 1: sex with me again. You know why, because it was explosive. 820 00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:13,440 Speaker 1: We admitted we was catching feelings. He left and I 821 00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:19,479 Speaker 1: noticed he changed. If I missed his calls, he would 822 00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:22,240 Speaker 1: call me back to back to back. You know why, 823 00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:30,320 Speaker 1: because y'all had explosive sex. Explosive sex will make you 824 00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:34,600 Speaker 1: call back to back to back to back. Damn it. 825 00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:40,440 Speaker 1: Answer me. If you'd just had regular sex, none of 826 00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:46,360 Speaker 1: this would be happening to you. Yeah, you thought it 827 00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:50,240 Speaker 1: was so sweet, didn't you. I kept with shooting him. 828 00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:52,960 Speaker 1: I wasn't cheating. He came to visit again, and this 829 00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:55,560 Speaker 1: time he bought some clothes with him and a few 830 00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:58,800 Speaker 1: personal things and leaving my house. You know why, because 831 00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:04,640 Speaker 1: y'all was down there. Haven't exploding six, just blowing a scoon, 832 00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:08,040 Speaker 1: just blowing up stove, snatching piers out of gnas, dropping 833 00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:12,000 Speaker 1: it on the side of the bed. This made me happy. 834 00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:15,440 Speaker 1: It made you think you was an official couple. Whenever 835 00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:18,720 Speaker 1: we got into arguments, he jokingly, safe, don't make me 836 00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:22,800 Speaker 1: pop up. See what you're doing. You know why, man, 837 00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:31,520 Speaker 1: just pop up, because y'all had explosive six. Explosive This 838 00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:36,919 Speaker 1: your whole damn problem. That all right? Hold on explosive six. 839 00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:39,600 Speaker 1: Hold on, Steve, we'll have part two of your response 840 00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:43,600 Speaker 1: showing up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's 841 00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:46,640 Speaker 1: subject he Stole my Heart and a few other things. 842 00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:49,600 Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening 843 00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:53,240 Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Come on, Steve, 844 00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:57,000 Speaker 1: let's recap today's Strawberry Letters. Subject he Stole my Heart 845 00:59:57,640 --> 01:00:00,160 Speaker 1: and a few other things. Met a man on the 846 01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:02,520 Speaker 1: day nap hooked up with him. Supposed to be a 847 01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:06,280 Speaker 1: one night stand, end up having the most explosive sex ever. 848 01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:09,680 Speaker 1: He called every day because you was having explosive sex. 849 01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:12,120 Speaker 1: He came back because he missed you so much. Because 850 01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:15,920 Speaker 1: y'all was having explosive sex. He admitted that he wanted you. 851 01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:19,280 Speaker 1: Y'all had sex. I missed his call. He called back 852 01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:22,280 Speaker 1: to back to back because y'all was having explosive sex. 853 01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:25,520 Speaker 1: You thought it was sweet. And then he came to visit. 854 01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:28,000 Speaker 1: He bought some clothes and left some personal things at 855 01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:31,000 Speaker 1: the house. That's so he can just have a shirt 856 01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:33,160 Speaker 1: over there, because you don't. After you have explosive sex, 857 01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:40,040 Speaker 1: you need to have a change of clothes explosive sex 858 01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:45,840 Speaker 1: and put them same draws on you. Explosive sex, you 859 01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:52,720 Speaker 1: gotta change your side. See explosive sex is different. Your 860 01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:55,760 Speaker 1: belt probably don't fasten no more. You need a set 861 01:00:55,840 --> 01:01:01,000 Speaker 1: of clothes, shoe strings and came all out your shoes 862 01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:05,680 Speaker 1: because y'all have an explosive second you open the doors, 863 01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:11,160 Speaker 1: he diving across the porch. Then when y'all have an arguments, 864 01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:12,960 Speaker 1: he say, don't make me pop up and see what 865 01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:16,600 Speaker 1: you're doing. I never thought he'd do it, but he did. 866 01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:20,680 Speaker 1: You down there trying to feed the homeless. You volunteer 867 01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:23,280 Speaker 1: to feed him, and you can't use your phone while 868 01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:28,280 Speaker 1: you're serving because you're dipping food due to the COVID guidelines. 869 01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:31,800 Speaker 1: You went four hours without answering your man's car and 870 01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:34,640 Speaker 1: dog gonn it. He lost it. You know why he 871 01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:39,920 Speaker 1: lost it because he was looking. But that explosive sex, 872 01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:45,160 Speaker 1: and it was not on the phone every time. When 873 01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:48,720 Speaker 1: I got home, he didn't kick your dough in and 874 01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:52,480 Speaker 1: left you a note. But you discovered he took all 875 01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:56,200 Speaker 1: his clothes, took you for the two inch TV, two lamps, 876 01:01:56,520 --> 01:02:01,840 Speaker 1: some of your shoes, some frozen steaks, and the microwave. Now, 877 01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:03,760 Speaker 1: after he did all that, this is what you said. 878 01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:06,760 Speaker 1: It was so random since he never bought me anything. 879 01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:10,840 Speaker 1: He didn't buy me no shoes or no microwave, and 880 01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:15,160 Speaker 1: just taking TVs down off the wall. I don't understand 881 01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:17,440 Speaker 1: he didn't buy none of that stuff. That was your 882 01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:20,800 Speaker 1: statement after that. Then right after that, you said I 883 01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:25,120 Speaker 1: called to beg him back. Let's park this letter for 884 01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:29,920 Speaker 1: a minute. What is wrong with you? See, maybe this 885 01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:34,480 Speaker 1: explosive sex wasn't just having him do ignorant mess. It's 886 01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:38,120 Speaker 1: got you doing ignorant mess too. So a man kick 887 01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:41,560 Speaker 1: your dough in, leave you a note, took his clothes, 888 01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:45,080 Speaker 1: your forty two, his TV, two lamps, some of your shoes, 889 01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:49,600 Speaker 1: some frozen steaks in the microwave, and you begged him 890 01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:55,840 Speaker 1: to come back. What did he miss something? Baby? You 891 01:02:55,960 --> 01:02:57,960 Speaker 1: got to come back. I can't believe you left all 892 01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:01,880 Speaker 1: this chicken in this freezer. How can I get this 893 01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:04,280 Speaker 1: man to see that I would never cheat on him? 894 01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:06,800 Speaker 1: Wait a minute, sure he had this right? What are 895 01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:10,400 Speaker 1: you talking about? Why are you concerned with getting him 896 01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:12,840 Speaker 1: back and trying to prove to this man that you 897 01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:17,280 Speaker 1: didn't cheat? He kicked your doing Yes, come on, he 898 01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:19,040 Speaker 1: took a flash grew You're not how hard he had, 899 01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:21,520 Speaker 1: take a far to two inch TV off al wall, 900 01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:28,800 Speaker 1: put it in your car with your shoes. Oh damn microwave? 901 01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:31,600 Speaker 1: How did he get that microwave? About that wall? Can 902 01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:35,360 Speaker 1: I ask you something? Huh? Why did he take frozen steaks? 903 01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:38,880 Speaker 1: So because he had to drive home? They keep better? 904 01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:45,040 Speaker 1: Oh so you know, taking that out thefrigerator because he'd 905 01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:48,040 Speaker 1: be small, it's hot. He put him in a trunk 906 01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:50,440 Speaker 1: back that that engine, that engine kicking off heat off 907 01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:54,160 Speaker 1: that muffler, okay, and it'd be small by the time 908 01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:58,880 Speaker 1: he get home. Okay, okay. And then you know he 909 01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:01,080 Speaker 1: probably stay out of time down because they met on 910 01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:05,080 Speaker 1: the app. Yeah, he does. He spent and they talked daily, 911 01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:07,520 Speaker 1: and he came back to visits. He came back to 912 01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:10,160 Speaker 1: visit me from out of town. He didn't come over, 913 01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:13,320 Speaker 1: he came back to visit. He stay out of town. 914 01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:15,760 Speaker 1: So you still frozen states because they keep on the 915 01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:18,680 Speaker 1: highway back. You know what, I'm not thank you for 916 01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:25,800 Speaker 1: bringing it. Yeah, I appreciate it. You got to thank 917 01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:27,640 Speaker 1: this thing out. You don't when you fit to go 918 01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:30,320 Speaker 1: back home. You gotta drive awhile. You don't take an 919 01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:34,080 Speaker 1: out refrigerator that's pass. You get it frozen so it 920 01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:38,439 Speaker 1: can last. I don't know why I would not want 921 01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:41,560 Speaker 1: to see him again, all having all this exploding sex 922 01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:44,720 Speaker 1: and he's still in stuff and he didn't explode it 923 01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:47,080 Speaker 1: so good. I don't even know he's still in stuff 924 01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:50,880 Speaker 1: to kick the whole damn though. And you ain't got 925 01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:54,480 Speaker 1: a lock no more. You ain't there trying to go 926 01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:56,800 Speaker 1: to bed to night. You don't leave some cardboard up 927 01:04:56,840 --> 01:05:01,960 Speaker 1: get show though, that's crazy. She wants to how can 928 01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:06,880 Speaker 1: I fix this? What did you do wrong? Because I'm 929 01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:08,560 Speaker 1: looking in the letter. I'm trying to figure out what 930 01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:11,400 Speaker 1: you did wrong? Lady? What's wrong with you? Don't you? 931 01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:14,480 Speaker 1: You are what's called broun. Don't get on this explosive 932 01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:17,520 Speaker 1: set and get yourself hurt. Something wrong with him? Bron, 933 01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:20,360 Speaker 1: you don't answer the phone. He kicked a doe in 934 01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:24,400 Speaker 1: the star stilling and she's just madam. But the whole 935 01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:30,200 Speaker 1: damn dough When you kick the doe in dog, you 936 01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:32,479 Speaker 1: know how hard he is kick a doe in man. 937 01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:45,280 Speaker 1: Everybody can't do it any all right, Thank you, Steve. 938 01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:48,560 Speaker 1: Post your comments on today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey 939 01:05:48,680 --> 01:05:52,760 Speaker 1: FM on Instagram and Facebook, and please don't forget to 940 01:05:52,840 --> 01:05:56,120 Speaker 1: check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand coming out. 941 01:05:56,200 --> 01:05:58,560 Speaker 1: More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. 942 01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:03,920 Speaker 1: You're listening Steven Show. All right, guys, it is time 943 01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:08,200 Speaker 1: Steve for comedy roulette. You're ready. Jay explained it again. 944 01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:12,160 Speaker 1: Let me break this down very simple. Give us five subjects. 945 01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:16,880 Speaker 1: Put them on a wheel. Yeah, spun the wheel stop. Yes, 946 01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:21,920 Speaker 1: spun as a spin. That's totally different. Red, spun it 947 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:25,840 Speaker 1: around stop. We'll do the damn thing all right. Number one. 948 01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:28,720 Speaker 1: Things you say to yourself when you're mad at someone. 949 01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,680 Speaker 1: Number two, you know it's time to go to the 950 01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:36,680 Speaker 1: store when dot dot dad. Number three stuff you don't 951 01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:39,000 Speaker 1: like to watch, but you watch it anyway to keep 952 01:06:39,160 --> 01:06:47,840 Speaker 1: them happy. You know we all know about that or him? Whatever. 953 01:06:50,960 --> 01:07:05,760 Speaker 1: Come home, let's go cat. Let's whoa it came on. 954 01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:08,000 Speaker 1: Number one. Things you say to yourself when you're mad 955 01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:13,560 Speaker 1: at someone. Say to you yourself when you're mad at someone, 956 01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:19,600 Speaker 1: I canna. Here's some things you say to yourself when 957 01:07:19,680 --> 01:07:22,360 Speaker 1: you're mad at somebody. I'm gonna let it go this time, 958 01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:26,840 Speaker 1: but the next damn time. Oh, it's gonna be hell, 959 01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:29,560 Speaker 1: gonna be hell. It's gonna be hell. Just when I 960 01:07:29,680 --> 01:07:32,240 Speaker 1: always say to myself when i'm mad at other people, 961 01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:35,320 Speaker 1: I'm trying not to go jail. I'm doing my best. 962 01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:38,680 Speaker 1: You say I'm doing my best right now. I'm trying 963 01:07:38,760 --> 01:07:40,880 Speaker 1: not to go to jail. You're really mad, No, now 964 01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:47,360 Speaker 1: you're mad, court dates everything trying, nephew, you know what. 965 01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:50,200 Speaker 1: That's all right? Drink that water that I put up 966 01:07:50,240 --> 01:07:54,640 Speaker 1: in that all right. Things you say to yourself when 967 01:07:54,680 --> 01:08:02,640 Speaker 1: you're mad at someone Steve better go ahead, only you 968 01:08:02,800 --> 01:08:09,280 Speaker 1: better go head on. Now this is black, that's all 969 01:08:09,360 --> 01:08:15,640 Speaker 1: it is. God. Then you say to yourself when you're 970 01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:24,160 Speaker 1: mad and somebody, Lord, please work with me, Jesus, please please, Father, Father, 971 01:08:24,320 --> 01:08:29,840 Speaker 1: take me down so I don't kill us. That's what 972 01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:32,120 Speaker 1: I always say that I'm always man somebody. It's just 973 01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:35,320 Speaker 1: something you said before. Do somebody, that's why your ass broke. 974 01:08:35,400 --> 01:08:48,400 Speaker 1: Now that hurt. That hurts, but you say it to yourself. Yeah, 975 01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:57,160 Speaker 1: show glad that ain't my big coming up More of 976 01:08:57,200 --> 01:09:00,400 Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening, 977 01:09:04,680 --> 01:09:07,479 Speaker 1: the guys are here, they're gonna break down. You know 978 01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:12,479 Speaker 1: you've had good sex when dot dot dot I'm gonna 979 01:09:12,479 --> 01:09:14,400 Speaker 1: do a couple and then I know the guy's gonna 980 01:09:14,479 --> 01:09:18,360 Speaker 1: jump in. I know the a lot of people have 981 01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:23,240 Speaker 1: been getting used to one another and they've rested damn, 982 01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:26,680 Speaker 1: so that they've been thrown down some good loving. You 983 01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:31,080 Speaker 1: know you have had some good sex. When you wake 984 01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:39,720 Speaker 1: up with one sock on you like, damn, what the 985 01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:44,760 Speaker 1: hell happened? Where's my sock? There's another one? You know 986 01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:49,160 Speaker 1: you've had some good ass loving when both of y'all 987 01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:57,280 Speaker 1: wake up between the two mattresses, like, yeah, the mattress 988 01:09:57,400 --> 01:10:00,800 Speaker 1: is on top that good. Two more, I got two 989 01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:03,760 Speaker 1: more got you know, just for the men, Just for 990 01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:08,639 Speaker 1: the men. You have had some good a loving when 991 01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:12,000 Speaker 1: you wake up you look in the mirror and you 992 01:10:12,240 --> 01:10:17,280 Speaker 1: got on her eyelash like damn, this was good boy, 993 01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:21,600 Speaker 1: good Yeah, I got woman. I got woman right. You 994 01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:27,400 Speaker 1: know you have had some good loving, good ass love 995 01:10:27,479 --> 01:10:30,720 Speaker 1: it when you wake up and both of y'all is 996 01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:33,240 Speaker 1: at the bottom of the bed like how to help? 997 01:10:37,120 --> 01:10:41,640 Speaker 1: What is it? I know you got one? Anybody got 998 01:10:41,720 --> 01:10:44,400 Speaker 1: one German and bring it, bring it, bring it you. 999 01:10:45,680 --> 01:10:50,599 Speaker 1: When you know you had some good loving, when you're 1000 01:10:50,640 --> 01:10:54,320 Speaker 1: not all her medicals, medications off the night stands, all 1001 01:10:55,680 --> 01:10:58,320 Speaker 1: the bills is everywhere. We don't know which one to take. 1002 01:11:00,040 --> 01:11:02,120 Speaker 1: I love it. I love it, Tim, But you got 1003 01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:06,960 Speaker 1: you know, you know when you have some good loving 1004 01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:18,120 Speaker 1: and you just look at her and say, what your mama? What? What? Generation? 1005 01:11:18,200 --> 01:11:27,200 Speaker 1: I love it? You know you know you didn't have 1006 01:11:27,439 --> 01:11:30,200 Speaker 1: some good loving when you wake up the next morning 1007 01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:33,680 Speaker 1: and call into work and you your job ain't been 1008 01:11:33,800 --> 01:11:43,560 Speaker 1: open Sinster thirteen, I ain't gonna make it today. I 1009 01:11:43,720 --> 01:11:49,120 Speaker 1: love it. You know, you know you have had some 1010 01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:53,840 Speaker 1: good loving when you wake up and there's a hot 1011 01:11:53,960 --> 01:11:56,840 Speaker 1: blue gun in your hand and it's still on, like 1012 01:11:57,479 --> 01:12:04,840 Speaker 1: what day? Hell? Why blewing? You know you had some 1013 01:12:04,960 --> 01:12:08,120 Speaker 1: good sex when you kick over a candle in the 1014 01:12:08,280 --> 01:12:18,840 Speaker 1: middle of sex and y'all turn into firefighter. Alright, alright, alright. 1015 01:12:19,320 --> 01:12:23,519 Speaker 1: You know you had some good loving when you in 1016 01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:25,400 Speaker 1: the middle of it and look hooey in her eyes 1017 01:12:25,439 --> 01:12:28,880 Speaker 1: and said, you know what, I'm gonna buy you some money. 1018 01:12:31,240 --> 01:12:33,920 Speaker 1: I's got a god, I'm an buy you some money, 1019 01:12:34,080 --> 01:12:43,240 Speaker 1: ain't me. You know you didn't have some good loving 1020 01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:46,360 Speaker 1: when both of y'all jump up and start washing your 1021 01:12:46,439 --> 01:12:49,040 Speaker 1: hands and it ain't got nothing to do with corona. 1022 01:12:52,560 --> 01:12:55,760 Speaker 1: I got one more. I got one more, and then 1023 01:12:55,800 --> 01:12:58,479 Speaker 1: you close that one more. You know you have had 1024 01:12:58,640 --> 01:13:02,320 Speaker 1: some good loving when you wake up and there's a 1025 01:13:02,439 --> 01:13:14,439 Speaker 1: happy face on your ass. You cannot loads it up, 1026 01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:16,840 Speaker 1: Steve loads it out, man. We know you didn't have 1027 01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:20,799 Speaker 1: some good loving when the family is down there having 1028 01:13:20,880 --> 01:13:24,080 Speaker 1: breakfast doing quarantine and you and your wife looking at 1029 01:13:24,120 --> 01:13:25,920 Speaker 1: the kids and go, what y'all looking at us for? 1030 01:13:28,280 --> 01:13:40,639 Speaker 1: We're hooking that off? Grown folks? All right, coming up back, 1031 01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:47,639 Speaker 1: David over here, close the dope right after this, you're listening. 1032 01:13:51,880 --> 01:13:54,800 Speaker 1: How many friends do you guys have? I'm not talking 1033 01:13:54,840 --> 01:13:59,240 Speaker 1: about social media friends. I'm talking about real friends. Now. 1034 01:13:59,320 --> 01:14:03,280 Speaker 1: According to a new survey, the average American has about 1035 01:14:03,400 --> 01:14:08,080 Speaker 1: sixteen friends. Of these sixteen friends, what yeah, yeah, they 1036 01:14:08,120 --> 01:14:11,720 Speaker 1: didn't got no damn sixteen Steve, this is, according to 1037 01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:19,200 Speaker 1: a new survey, sixteen yeah, yeah, and they say of 1038 01:14:19,360 --> 01:14:23,799 Speaker 1: these they say, Of these sixteen friends, three were described 1039 01:14:23,840 --> 01:14:27,160 Speaker 1: as friends for life, five were people they really liked 1040 01:14:27,240 --> 01:14:29,680 Speaker 1: and would hang out with one on one, and the 1041 01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:33,000 Speaker 1: other eight were people the respondent said they liked but 1042 01:14:33,120 --> 01:14:36,280 Speaker 1: would not spend time with them one on one. The 1043 01:14:36,439 --> 01:14:40,000 Speaker 1: survey also found that the average American adult has made 1044 01:14:40,040 --> 01:14:44,200 Speaker 1: a new friend hasn't made a new friend in five years. Because, Steve, 1045 01:14:44,240 --> 01:14:46,240 Speaker 1: I gotta ask you. It begs the question, how many 1046 01:14:46,320 --> 01:14:50,479 Speaker 1: friends real friends do you have? Sixteen or less? Probably 1047 01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:53,120 Speaker 1: got five? Five? You can con them on one hand? 1048 01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:56,760 Speaker 1: True friends. Yeah, I'm talking about ride or dad, don't 1049 01:14:56,800 --> 01:15:01,559 Speaker 1: give a damn less go top five Yeah, I'm talking 1050 01:15:01,600 --> 01:15:07,040 Speaker 1: about well with it five maybe or to make new 1051 01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:09,800 Speaker 1: friends at this and I ain't made a friend in 1052 01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:15,120 Speaker 1: five years? How well at work? At work? Steve, that's 1053 01:15:15,160 --> 01:15:19,240 Speaker 1: where you are all the time. Friends you got Tommy, 1054 01:15:19,720 --> 01:15:29,320 Speaker 1: I always say three. All right, we'll be back. We'll 1055 01:15:29,360 --> 01:15:32,320 Speaker 1: pick this conversation up when when we come back at 1056 01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:38,639 Speaker 1: thirty three after the hour you're listening to show. All right, Steve, 1057 01:15:39,040 --> 01:15:41,160 Speaker 1: we were talking about how many friends do we have. 1058 01:15:41,320 --> 01:15:43,719 Speaker 1: There's a new survey and it says that the average 1059 01:15:43,760 --> 01:15:48,800 Speaker 1: American has about sixteen friends. Of those sixteen, it's impossible. Well, well, 1060 01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:51,080 Speaker 1: this is how they break it down. Three were described 1061 01:15:51,120 --> 01:15:54,040 Speaker 1: as friends for life, three you have for life. Five 1062 01:15:54,120 --> 01:15:56,120 Speaker 1: were people you really liked and you would hang out 1063 01:15:56,160 --> 01:15:58,720 Speaker 1: with one on one, and then the other eight were 1064 01:15:58,760 --> 01:16:01,519 Speaker 1: people the respondent said they liked, but they wouldn't spend 1065 01:16:01,560 --> 01:16:04,560 Speaker 1: time with them one on one. And then that's not 1066 01:16:04,720 --> 01:16:08,080 Speaker 1: your friend. Yeah, that's you wouldn't consider that. People you 1067 01:16:08,240 --> 01:16:12,000 Speaker 1: really like don't necessarily mean that your friends. Yeah, that's 1068 01:16:12,040 --> 01:16:15,639 Speaker 1: true as well. Yeah, and then they say the average 1069 01:16:15,640 --> 01:16:18,880 Speaker 1: American adult hasn't made a new friend in five years. 1070 01:16:19,520 --> 01:16:21,760 Speaker 1: I know that, And you know why you don't have 1071 01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:26,519 Speaker 1: time to learn nobody else then learn you. Yeah. Yeah, 1072 01:16:26,880 --> 01:16:30,559 Speaker 1: there's a trust factor. Yeah, when you say something that's right, 1073 01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:33,479 Speaker 1: I can't believe a little bit yeah, you get quiet. 1074 01:16:33,560 --> 01:16:37,040 Speaker 1: I noticed you get quiet. But it was right, he 1075 01:16:37,240 --> 01:16:39,920 Speaker 1: was he was some point, Yeah, it was. You ain't 1076 01:16:39,960 --> 01:16:43,360 Speaker 1: got to have to learn nobody. But it sounds like 1077 01:16:43,479 --> 01:16:46,120 Speaker 1: with us, this group right here, we don't use that 1078 01:16:46,360 --> 01:16:52,599 Speaker 1: term loosely when I call you a friend. Yeah, come on, yeah, yeah, 1079 01:16:53,200 --> 01:16:56,240 Speaker 1: I can count on you no matter what. Yeah. That's 1080 01:16:56,280 --> 01:16:58,559 Speaker 1: the five of them dudes in my world. I'm sixty 1081 01:16:58,640 --> 01:17:02,679 Speaker 1: two years old. And it's about loyalty too. It's about 1082 01:17:02,720 --> 01:17:07,000 Speaker 1: and and and my good ones didn't die. Yeah that's 1083 01:17:07,080 --> 01:17:11,240 Speaker 1: what's cold. But you know, look, I know, like my 1084 01:17:11,400 --> 01:17:15,320 Speaker 1: friends for life, Butcher Ricardo, So you know, you look 1085 01:17:15,360 --> 01:17:18,960 Speaker 1: at Butcher Ricardo. I've been friends with Manny since I 1086 01:17:19,120 --> 01:17:23,360 Speaker 1: was four. My best friend from from college is marvel 1087 01:17:23,520 --> 01:17:28,559 Speaker 1: Is Marvin Horton. We steal boys, do ride or die. 1088 01:17:30,320 --> 01:17:37,920 Speaker 1: I'm talking about Biggie Wig and Blue. I'm talking about 1089 01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:40,639 Speaker 1: man dudes that walk off the edge for you. Yeah yeah, 1090 01:17:41,280 --> 01:17:44,880 Speaker 1: Biggie Wig and Blue Prue. Yeah they walk off the 1091 01:17:45,040 --> 01:17:48,200 Speaker 1: edge for you. Man. Yeah, that ain't no lie. Ricky 1092 01:17:48,320 --> 01:17:50,880 Speaker 1: Lewis could ask brother to man. But I got dude 1093 01:17:51,479 --> 01:17:56,599 Speaker 1: friend that I called like like Steve Perry, Doctor Perry. 1094 01:17:56,760 --> 01:17:58,559 Speaker 1: Oh this is my dude. Man, he could he climb 1095 01:17:58,640 --> 01:18:02,960 Speaker 1: down in the hold with Yeah, what do you call it? Group? 1096 01:18:03,080 --> 01:18:07,920 Speaker 1: That's after friends? But they still cool with you, you 1097 01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:09,960 Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. But you're not in that top, 1098 01:18:10,160 --> 01:18:15,080 Speaker 1: you're not in that five. Well maybe it's levels of friends. Yeah, yeah, 1099 01:18:15,160 --> 01:18:18,360 Speaker 1: I think I still be friends, right, I think that. 1100 01:18:19,439 --> 01:18:22,040 Speaker 1: I think that, And that's what they were saying. Uh, 1101 01:18:22,360 --> 01:18:24,519 Speaker 1: some people are with you ride or die, and then 1102 01:18:24,640 --> 01:18:28,240 Speaker 1: others are I know, spend time with them one on one. 1103 01:18:28,439 --> 01:18:31,799 Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, I think they're different levels of friendship 1104 01:18:31,920 --> 01:18:34,800 Speaker 1: because I mean, you know, I call them like New 1105 01:18:34,920 --> 01:18:37,320 Speaker 1: York like short for New York a n y K. 1106 01:18:37,880 --> 01:18:39,560 Speaker 1: That's what I call. Just put them in the n 1107 01:18:39,680 --> 01:18:42,360 Speaker 1: y K group like New York. I know what he's saying, 1108 01:18:42,920 --> 01:18:46,439 Speaker 1: n y K York. Um. All right, Well we'll be 1109 01:18:46,520 --> 01:18:49,840 Speaker 1: back with more of the Harvey Morning Show, I know, 1110 01:18:50,080 --> 01:18:53,760 Speaker 1: coming up at forty nine after some closing remarks coming 1111 01:18:53,840 --> 01:18:59,840 Speaker 1: up as well right after this you're listening show, all right, Steve, 1112 01:19:00,120 --> 01:19:02,840 Speaker 1: last break of the day, Please leave us with some 1113 01:19:02,960 --> 01:19:07,040 Speaker 1: closing remarks like only you can. This is to help 1114 01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:14,080 Speaker 1: you make ready for your blessings. Now, what I'm gonna 1115 01:19:14,120 --> 01:19:17,000 Speaker 1: give you is gonna be hard for most people to do. 1116 01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:20,880 Speaker 1: I already know that it was difficult for me to do. 1117 01:19:22,240 --> 01:19:24,920 Speaker 1: But a very very wealthy person taught this to me. 1118 01:19:25,760 --> 01:19:28,160 Speaker 1: I didn't think much of it until I did it, 1119 01:19:29,200 --> 01:19:34,680 Speaker 1: and boil, boil, boy, did it help make room for 1120 01:19:34,880 --> 01:19:39,960 Speaker 1: what God had for me? Not only that, it freed 1121 01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:43,400 Speaker 1: me up. And I'll tell you what this very very 1122 01:19:43,520 --> 01:19:47,000 Speaker 1: successful people person told me. If I told you his name, 1123 01:19:47,080 --> 01:19:50,000 Speaker 1: you probably wouldn't know him. He's not famous. He's just 1124 01:19:50,720 --> 01:19:54,720 Speaker 1: extremely wealthy. And when I tell you extremely wealthy, I 1125 01:19:54,880 --> 01:19:57,559 Speaker 1: mean it. But if I said his name, you wouldn't 1126 01:19:57,560 --> 01:19:59,519 Speaker 1: even notice. Guy. If I showed you a picture of him, 1127 01:19:59,680 --> 01:20:02,000 Speaker 1: that person wouldn't even know who he was. But he 1128 01:20:02,120 --> 01:20:06,280 Speaker 1: taught this to me. He said, in your journey, if 1129 01:20:06,400 --> 01:20:10,479 Speaker 1: you want to really clear the slate, get a fresh start, 1130 01:20:10,960 --> 01:20:14,160 Speaker 1: and prepare yourself to receive what all God has for you, 1131 01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:19,240 Speaker 1: you have to take inventory of the people in your life. 1132 01:20:19,880 --> 01:20:23,160 Speaker 1: And when you take this inventory, you are going to 1133 01:20:23,320 --> 01:20:26,160 Speaker 1: have to act as though you are a gardener. You 1134 01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:29,479 Speaker 1: are a gardener with a grove, and your grove is 1135 01:20:29,520 --> 01:20:32,720 Speaker 1: your life. The things you want to bear fruit from God, 1136 01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:36,639 Speaker 1: your trees. You want apples, this season. You want lemons, 1137 01:20:36,680 --> 01:20:40,599 Speaker 1: you want grapefruits, you want peaches, you want pass plums. 1138 01:20:41,320 --> 01:20:44,840 Speaker 1: You've got to take care of your orchard in order 1139 01:20:44,920 --> 01:20:47,840 Speaker 1: to take care of your archard. I notice you've all 1140 01:20:48,040 --> 01:20:51,160 Speaker 1: noticed that from time to time you see the gardeners 1141 01:20:51,200 --> 01:20:55,240 Speaker 1: outside pruning trees. They cutting them back, They're clipping dead 1142 01:20:55,520 --> 01:20:59,719 Speaker 1: ends off. You know why because that maximizes the growth 1143 01:21:00,520 --> 01:21:03,400 Speaker 1: of the good and the tree. If you take the dead, 1144 01:21:03,680 --> 01:21:09,160 Speaker 1: unnecessary branches off, the withering ends, it allows for the 1145 01:21:09,320 --> 01:21:12,840 Speaker 1: tree to bad more fruit. So, Steve, how do you 1146 01:21:12,920 --> 01:21:15,519 Speaker 1: take inventory of people? This is what he taught me. 1147 01:21:16,280 --> 01:21:20,360 Speaker 1: He said, you have three kinds of people in your life. 1148 01:21:22,080 --> 01:21:25,280 Speaker 1: He said, you have people who approach you with nothing 1149 01:21:25,360 --> 01:21:29,800 Speaker 1: but bad news. All of us know them. Everybody has 1150 01:21:29,880 --> 01:21:32,519 Speaker 1: somebody that walks up to them and every time they 1151 01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:36,120 Speaker 1: start talking something wrong, or every time they give you 1152 01:21:36,160 --> 01:21:39,720 Speaker 1: a phone call, they bring you bad news. And the 1153 01:21:39,880 --> 01:21:43,120 Speaker 1: bad news don't just be about them. They bring you 1154 01:21:43,240 --> 01:21:46,840 Speaker 1: bad news about you. Did you hear that though they 1155 01:21:46,880 --> 01:21:49,639 Speaker 1: were saying about you down here and you just go mad. 1156 01:21:50,080 --> 01:21:52,040 Speaker 1: Have you ever had a person that every time they 1157 01:21:52,160 --> 01:21:55,840 Speaker 1: came up to you, you just felt dark because they 1158 01:21:55,920 --> 01:21:59,519 Speaker 1: just bought bad news. Those people that you have in 1159 01:21:59,600 --> 01:22:02,760 Speaker 1: your life if you don't need them. I want you 1160 01:22:02,880 --> 01:22:07,519 Speaker 1: to put go through your phone contacts and everybody that 1161 01:22:08,280 --> 01:22:12,280 Speaker 1: is no good, that never moves your life forward, doesn't 1162 01:22:12,280 --> 01:22:15,040 Speaker 1: give you any helpful advice, doesn't help you aid you 1163 01:22:15,160 --> 01:22:17,880 Speaker 1: in any way, has nothing but bad news and want 1164 01:22:17,960 --> 01:22:20,360 Speaker 1: something for you. One side of friendships. I want you 1165 01:22:20,400 --> 01:22:23,560 Speaker 1: to put a dot next to that contact name, a 1166 01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:27,360 Speaker 1: black dot. The next person you have in your life 1167 01:22:27,640 --> 01:22:31,960 Speaker 1: are called sometimy people. They the fifty fifties in your life. 1168 01:22:32,320 --> 01:22:34,840 Speaker 1: They cool over here as long as you're doing this, 1169 01:22:35,400 --> 01:22:38,599 Speaker 1: but they're not cool over here. You can take them here, 1170 01:22:38,920 --> 01:22:41,920 Speaker 1: but you can't take them there. You can discuss this, 1171 01:22:42,400 --> 01:22:46,280 Speaker 1: but you can't bring up that. You can lead them 1172 01:22:46,439 --> 01:22:49,240 Speaker 1: that way, but you can't show them the other way. 1173 01:22:50,680 --> 01:22:54,479 Speaker 1: Sometimes they cool with you about stuff, sometimes they ain't. 1174 01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:58,040 Speaker 1: Those are called sometimy people or what we're gonna call 1175 01:22:58,200 --> 01:23:02,519 Speaker 1: fifty fifty people. Everybody got them in their life. When 1176 01:23:02,600 --> 01:23:05,160 Speaker 1: you have a fifty fifty person, what I want you 1177 01:23:05,240 --> 01:23:09,280 Speaker 1: to do is put an asterid by their name that contact. 1178 01:23:09,600 --> 01:23:13,679 Speaker 1: Put an asterid. Remember all the bad news people that's 1179 01:23:13,760 --> 01:23:16,720 Speaker 1: always bringing you bad news in darkness A black dot 1180 01:23:16,800 --> 01:23:19,400 Speaker 1: next to their name. The next person is the fifty 1181 01:23:19,479 --> 01:23:22,120 Speaker 1: fifty person. They sometime they're cool, here they ain't cool 1182 01:23:22,200 --> 01:23:25,280 Speaker 1: that put an asterid by their name. The last person 1183 01:23:25,439 --> 01:23:29,479 Speaker 1: that you know are people who are very supportive of you, 1184 01:23:30,920 --> 01:23:34,599 Speaker 1: people who are willing to pray for you. People who 1185 01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:39,080 Speaker 1: always try to be uplifting, people who when they got 1186 01:23:39,200 --> 01:23:41,280 Speaker 1: news for you, they try to make it of the 1187 01:23:41,400 --> 01:23:44,640 Speaker 1: positive nature. A person who comes to your aid and 1188 01:23:44,760 --> 01:23:47,479 Speaker 1: your rescue. A person that picks up the phone just 1189 01:23:47,720 --> 01:23:50,519 Speaker 1: to see how you're doing, and you bet not mention 1190 01:23:50,640 --> 01:23:54,560 Speaker 1: that something's wrong, because here they come. It's people in 1191 01:23:54,680 --> 01:23:58,040 Speaker 1: your life, man, that you don't even have to talk 1192 01:23:58,120 --> 01:24:00,679 Speaker 1: when you're around them. You could just sit and be stealing, y'all, 1193 01:24:00,760 --> 01:24:06,200 Speaker 1: just cool like that. Everybody got that ride or die that. 1194 01:24:06,360 --> 01:24:09,879 Speaker 1: I don't care what you tell them. They don't pass judgment. 1195 01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:13,839 Speaker 1: They just your friends. Well, when you have that person, 1196 01:24:14,400 --> 01:24:16,519 Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be real honest with you, it ain't 1197 01:24:16,520 --> 01:24:18,640 Speaker 1: a whole lot of them. I want you to put 1198 01:24:18,720 --> 01:24:22,040 Speaker 1: a check by their name. So you got a black 1199 01:24:22,120 --> 01:24:25,160 Speaker 1: dot next to the dark. People who bring you none 1200 01:24:25,200 --> 01:24:28,920 Speaker 1: but bad news, negativity, something wrong. Every time you got 1201 01:24:29,040 --> 01:24:32,960 Speaker 1: an asterick by the name of the people who are fifty, fifty, 1202 01:24:33,280 --> 01:24:35,800 Speaker 1: sometimey people and you got a check by the people 1203 01:24:36,000 --> 01:24:39,200 Speaker 1: that's always supportive prayer for bringing you good news. Now 1204 01:24:39,560 --> 01:24:41,839 Speaker 1: here's what you do. I want you to take everybody 1205 01:24:41,920 --> 01:24:44,880 Speaker 1: with a black dot next to their name, and everybody 1206 01:24:44,960 --> 01:24:47,439 Speaker 1: with an asterisk next to their name, and I want 1207 01:24:47,479 --> 01:24:51,880 Speaker 1: you to block them as your contact, block them out 1208 01:24:51,960 --> 01:24:56,240 Speaker 1: your phone, and block them from your email. If they family, 1209 01:24:56,680 --> 01:25:00,719 Speaker 1: block them from your phone and block them from email. 1210 01:25:01,280 --> 01:25:03,840 Speaker 1: All I want you to have is people who have 1211 01:25:04,040 --> 01:25:06,439 Speaker 1: your phone number that have a check by your name. 1212 01:25:06,600 --> 01:25:08,400 Speaker 1: You're gonna lose a lot of people, but guess what, 1213 01:25:08,800 --> 01:25:11,240 Speaker 1: you're gonna gain a lot of ground. You don't have 1214 01:25:11,439 --> 01:25:14,320 Speaker 1: no idea how much time you waste with people in 1215 01:25:14,479 --> 01:25:17,599 Speaker 1: your life who are fifty to fifty and always got 1216 01:25:17,720 --> 01:25:21,599 Speaker 1: bad news. If you eliminate them, you've cleaned house, your 1217 01:25:21,640 --> 01:25:24,519 Speaker 1: inventories cleaned. You now have cleared room to receive the 1218 01:25:24,600 --> 01:25:27,160 Speaker 1: blessings God have for you in this year. I dare 1219 01:25:27,200 --> 01:25:29,920 Speaker 1: you to try it. It works, it sounds cool, it 1220 01:25:30,040 --> 01:25:32,800 Speaker 1: sounds like it's hurtful, but man, if you want to win, 1221 01:25:33,320 --> 01:25:35,880 Speaker 1: you gotta do it. Those are my closing email. Drop 1222 01:25:35,960 --> 01:25:40,960 Speaker 1: it back old unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, 1223 01:25:41,120 --> 01:25:44,840 Speaker 1: visit Steve Harvey FM dot com. 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