Speaker 1: On today's episode, The Real Housewives of New York visits
Speaker 1: the Berkshires, and let's just say to wind up, made
Speaker 1: it nice or did She and I may have gotten
Speaker 1: into a full blown brawl with Luanne. Comedian Nicky Glazer
Speaker 1: joins me, and she isn't holding back on her opinion.
Speaker 1: Nor am I so much fun? This is the Real
Speaker 1: Housewives of New York Season eight, episode nine, December, Berkshire's County.
Speaker 1: Let's go, Hi, what's going on? Hi, good to see you.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for having me. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: thank you. And I always try to think, wait, have
Speaker 1: we met? And I think we met at the comedy
Speaker 1: the Comedy Seller. But I do remember meeting you because
Speaker 1: you're Bethany Frankel. I mean, I'm not gonna not remember that.
Speaker 1: I'm delighted that you even have any memory of meeting me.
Speaker 1: But yes, it was with Gad. I think it was
Speaker 1: our Yeah, I was, Oh my god, I forgot about that.
Speaker 1: So I was with Gad because I met him online,
Speaker 1: like online dating. I forgot about even meeting ya. Yes,
Speaker 1: but were you like dating, like so you guys were
Speaker 1: like dating? No, I forgot. I think I had like
Speaker 1: lunch with him one day and then that was our
Speaker 1: night date to go see him do comedy. And who's
Speaker 1: the other comedian that Sharade smalls? Oh, yes, Sharade. I
Speaker 1: love Sharade so much. So yeah, you get good people,
Speaker 1: you know, it's just celebrities that art comedians get brought
Speaker 1: into the cellar, and you're always like, who brought that?
Speaker 1: Like it was I was like so glad to see that.
Speaker 1: You're friends with my friends, So it was it was
Speaker 1: awesome to meet you and hang out with you, and
Speaker 1: you're just so you know, I feel familiar with you
Speaker 1: obviously from Instagram and just everything. So you're one of
Speaker 1: those people that's so likewise. And it's so funny because
Speaker 1: I've always sort of touched comedy for years. I used
Speaker 1: to go to the Comedy Seller with Brian Coppleman, my
Speaker 1: ex who produces Billions, and he was good friends with
Speaker 1: Alan Havey and we used to go see John Stewart
Speaker 1: at the Comedy Seller. So I always liked going to
Speaker 1: see comedians, and just over the years I became friends
Speaker 1: with Lisa Lampanelli and um, you know Steve and Ross
Speaker 1: and like, I don't know why, So I've always known comedians.
Speaker 1: Just I know why, because you're funny. I appreciate you're
Speaker 1: so honest, and like that's turned it into this very
Speaker 1: specific kind of like skill set. But it all starts
Speaker 1: with a comment. That's why I think reality stars really
Speaker 1: overlap with comedians a lot, because you're just putting a
Speaker 1: lot out there, and but you're your whip smart and
Speaker 1: so funny, and I'm I'm patting comedians on the back
Speaker 1: by saying like you're one of us, like we are too.
Speaker 1: But like that's why, that's why it fits for sure.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm watching this episode just you are so funny.
Speaker 1: You say the funniest stuff in the heat of the
Speaker 1: moment where it's like you're so quick, which you've always been,
Speaker 1: but just this, I think this UM episode really highlighted
Speaker 1: how funny you are and how enjoyable it is to
Speaker 1: just watch you, you know, get get angry, lose it,
Speaker 1: go off. It's awesome. Well, you know, I can't only
Speaker 1: watch other shows where other people were sort of a
Speaker 1: show because this is in many ways, I don't really
Speaker 1: have many regrets, but you know, if I regret anything,
Speaker 1: it's sort of calling names. I never really assassinate character
Speaker 1: I'll talk about someone's choices, but I won't just call
Speaker 1: someone a name. So that was sort of unique for
Speaker 1: me to do that with Luanne, and I do always
Speaker 1: sort of I'm accountable to what I've done, but by
Speaker 1: the same token, a lot of this episode is quintessentially me.
Speaker 1: It's me going through a brutal divorce and I don't
Speaker 1: work the way I used to. I realize I was
Speaker 1: so and it's so annoying, like watching someone who's so busy,
Speaker 1: which I was, but it's like someone saying, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: so exhausted. No, no, it's different levels, like as I feel.
Speaker 1: I felt I empathized a lot with you when you
Speaker 1: were saying I worked so hard my free time, I
Speaker 1: don't want to be spending it doing this, like I mean,
Speaker 1: and let's be honest, this is work too, like shooting
Speaker 1: the reality show. This is the that there's no point
Speaker 1: you have to you all, yeah, but but it wasn't.
Speaker 1: This isn't your free time, and you're right, like, when
Speaker 1: there is supposed to be this relaxing thing, you don't
Speaker 1: want to be with these people that you're not really
Speaker 1: like that you have contention with. I mean, it's insane.
Speaker 1: But the name calling, I feel I liked how the
Speaker 1: producers handled it because I know as someone also who
Speaker 1: hates name calling, I feel like I hate I hate that.
Speaker 1: I keep trying to be like, I just like you
Speaker 1: because I like you so much. It's seems ridiculous to say,
Speaker 1: but you, you like, knew right away that it was
Speaker 1: like an ugly side of you that you were like
Speaker 1: ashamed of. You're joking about the tea coming to you.
Speaker 1: That says easy. Now, you were like kind of grossed
Speaker 1: out by what you said. Fact, you stood by it
Speaker 1: a little bit, but the producers allowed you to have
Speaker 1: those right away, so which that's fair. And also it's
Speaker 1: like you've eaten disgusting food, but you wanted the food
Speaker 1: that you ate it, you loved. You wanted that disgusting food.
Speaker 1: You feel gross right after, but I wanted it. I
Speaker 1: wanted to say it all it was what it was.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh, And honestly, you do see red in
Speaker 1: those moments, those moments where my anger takes over and
Speaker 1: I just there is a tiny voice in the back
Speaker 1: of my head that goes, You're gonna have to apologize
Speaker 1: for this later, You're gonna have to count for all
Speaker 1: of this, the fact that you did this in someone's
Speaker 1: home at their party, the fact that to the person
Speaker 1: you're saying it too, even though that's gonna be harder
Speaker 1: to do. You know, all those voices, and you go
Speaker 1: want even though I'm gonna have all that ship, I
Speaker 1: still need to say it and you can't stop it.
Speaker 1: It's totally but it was really it was a smasher
Speaker 1: over the head with an antler, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: I believe that there was probably a reindeer nearby. And
Speaker 1: you were just because I don't know how my mind works,
Speaker 1: like you're just I can see how where you're getting
Speaker 1: things from. I wish would have shown whatever it was
Speaker 1: that I don't know why. I yeah, I don't know why.
Speaker 1: I don't know if there is we have to find out.
Speaker 1: There are fish on the wall in one room. But
Speaker 1: it's you know, you know those days you're like, like,
Speaker 1: yesterday was a day like that. I'm like, I am
Speaker 1: a bitch on wheels today. And I realized why I
Speaker 1: said bitch on wheals. My assistants were like, what does
Speaker 1: that mean. I'm like, because I can cover more ground
Speaker 1: and someone was about to start with me, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: they don't know what they're walking into today. This is like,
Speaker 1: this is a full full fest and I'm gonna kill somebody.
Speaker 1: So that was also what was going on up there.
Speaker 1: Ad ad alcohol add it's four o'clock in the afternoon,
Speaker 1: which is what's funny too. But that is why people
Speaker 1: wonder is it real? Like, how do you say, is
Speaker 1: it real to hang out with people you don't normally
Speaker 1: hang out with at four in the afternoon on a weekday,
Speaker 1: drink alcohol up in the Berkshire's wearing makeup, Like is
Speaker 1: it real? I don't know this, what I'm doing is real? Okay,
Speaker 1: So I just want to say that the smashing the
Speaker 1: are just the Yeah, just seeing Red going into a
Speaker 1: fury saying things you don't want to say. And also, oh,
Speaker 1: I know where I wanted to leave off. You said
Speaker 1: that is this really? Are these really your friends? Is
Speaker 1: this real life? As someone right, I've done one season
Speaker 1: reality show and Eve with me and my family and
Speaker 1: my friends, and then I host f Boy Island And
Speaker 1: what I'll say about reality shows is that, yeah, it's fake,
Speaker 1: Like the situations are fake. You didn't want to be
Speaker 1: a Dorinda's in the Berkshires that weekend like you were
Speaker 1: placed in a thing, but everything that happens is real.
Speaker 1: I mean some of those setups for conversations, but then
Speaker 1: once the conversation gets going, it's real. And so I
Speaker 1: always say people who say raality shows are fake, I'm
Speaker 1: just like, well, do you think the zoo is fake?
Speaker 1: Like it's as much like these they're putting in her
Speaker 1: habitat together, and now these people have to let these
Speaker 1: You know, you're right. I don't know why I just
Speaker 1: thought of this, but I had an appearance a couple
Speaker 1: of months ago and I went to it. It's a
Speaker 1: big company, multi billion dollar company that I wanted to
Speaker 1: work with, and I went to go speak and I
Speaker 1: didn't handle anything right. It was like really not great,
Speaker 1: meaning no one in my hotel room wasn't ready and
Speaker 1: no one was there. And then they wanted me to
Speaker 1: go to this event at night, but no one greeted me,
Speaker 1: and I was like walking The driver didn't know where
Speaker 1: it was, and I was walking through the street in
Speaker 1: an unsafe city and it just was a shit show.
Speaker 1: And even though I knew that I should shut the
Speaker 1: fuck up and just go and be a loser the
Speaker 1: way I was being treated, I still said something because
Speaker 1: it's who I am in that scene. So no, I
Speaker 1: don't normally have that kind of thing happened, but I
Speaker 1: still was, like, I let them know it's fucked up,
Speaker 1: even though I knew I would burn the bridge of
Speaker 1: that big retailer, but I still did it. So it's
Speaker 1: kind of like what you're saying. We're in. We are
Speaker 1: in Duranda's house, we are human beings. Luanna's there, and
Speaker 1: this is what went down in the Berkshires, and I mean,
Speaker 1: and then the her taking credit for skinny, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's it is insane and it would have that's what
Speaker 1: set you over. Okay, So was that exactly all right?
Speaker 1: So let's start. So now we're in We're in the
Speaker 1: Berkshires because it's to be continued, and um, we kind
Speaker 1: of just get into it with lou Anne, who really
Speaker 1: just wants to like she wants to like meddle with me,
Speaker 1: meaning I will kind of just ignore her and just
Speaker 1: say shitty things under my breath, but she really just
Speaker 1: it seems like she really wants to address my hair,
Speaker 1: which does look similar to her in that scene. So
Speaker 1: I will I will say that and that I didn't
Speaker 1: know that in the moment because my hair was just
Speaker 1: dumb that day. Who knows how it was done, but
Speaker 1: that okay, so it looked like hers. And she had
Speaker 1: said in the beginning of the season. I think it
Speaker 1: was that she was like she kind of came up
Speaker 1: with the skinny girl Margherita with me because she was
Speaker 1: sitting at the dinner table when I told her what
Speaker 1: it was. So that's the type of thing for me
Speaker 1: to take the bait on and she was fucking with
Speaker 1: me with the hair to what end? I don't know.
Speaker 1: So let's hear what you have to say about that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't see. I wish I could have
Speaker 1: seen all the times in the past where she had
Speaker 1: said that, but I saw enough at the conversation about
Speaker 1: her saying that where she was like, well, I was there,
Speaker 1: I was at the table and it's just like, what
Speaker 1: are you talking about? You? And then it did cut
Speaker 1: back to you ordering your drink talking about it, and
Speaker 1: then her say, oh, it's getting girl hukay okay, And
Speaker 1: you're like, kind of what in what world would she
Speaker 1: be one of the founders of it because she witnessed
Speaker 1: you tell her about it, I mean, and then you
Speaker 1: go on just she asked you about who you're dating,
Speaker 1: and you're telling you, why would you if someone who
Speaker 1: takes credit for something you mentioned that you cream up with,
Speaker 1: how could you trust? I mean, it's it's so insane.
Speaker 1: I can't. Ramona verified too. It's funny because Ramona I
Speaker 1: swiped in on some guy in Turks on somebody else
Speaker 1: and the two of them have gone back and forth.
Speaker 1: But Luanne is the hall of fame. That girl, Like,
Speaker 1: she is that girl you do enter the Witness for
Speaker 1: Action program and you're dating something you don't even you
Speaker 1: just know that she's just gonna start because I can't explain.
Speaker 1: Like more so, she will make a She will be
Speaker 1: the sniper and the red light on that person, even
Speaker 1: if she thought about that person. Yeah, I've had it happened.
Speaker 1: You're I'm talking to someone. She doesn't know who they are,
Speaker 1: but she thinks because I'm talking to them, they're probably
Speaker 1: some billionaire who has a plane, who's gonna buy her
Speaker 1: a big piece of jewelry. Yeah, like chill out. You
Speaker 1: almost want to like test it and like I'm like
Speaker 1: fell for this homeless guy just to see if she's like,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Oh? Totally no, I'm to
Speaker 1: other people on the show, just tell um there's gonna
Speaker 1: be a bunch of billionaires there, Just telling me a
Speaker 1: bunch of rich guys there. So yeah, that's the type
Speaker 1: of person. I mean, I'm it's almost I would like
Speaker 1: to be friends with someone like Luanne because I liked
Speaker 1: I would like to see them try with my boyfriend
Speaker 1: because I just know he would never fall for that.
Speaker 1: But it does. I always like enjoy when other women
Speaker 1: hit on or like try to get but it's my boyfriend.
Speaker 1: But it's it's just the it's just me though, and
Speaker 1: it's like, but you, I know she would go through
Speaker 1: with it if she could. That's so how could I
Speaker 1: ever call this person a friend? You just can't. And no, lonely,
Speaker 1: I mean I feel bad talking about someone like they're
Speaker 1: not a real person and like they're a character or something.
Speaker 1: But she is such a character. I feel like I
Speaker 1: feel bad for her the person that she wasn't twenty
Speaker 1: sixteen or whenever. This was like it's lonely, like no
Speaker 1: one trusts you, but she's so she's so unaware of
Speaker 1: her the way her actions, there's no awareness where you are,
Speaker 1: you are immediately being aware of oh, my god, you're
Speaker 1: in the room upstairs, and let's not talk about even
Speaker 1: about even the interview later, where like months later, you
Speaker 1: have to reflect on it right away. You're going, that
Speaker 1: was ugly. There's no awareness on her part. It's so frustrating.
Speaker 1: I can't spending a weekend with that, right. But she
Speaker 1: wants to clean it up for optics immediately, but it's
Speaker 1: just to do the cleanup. But it didn't happen. You know, No,
Speaker 1: it's not sincere she said you was insane. I know.
Speaker 1: But it's funny. There are people that start out on
Speaker 1: a show with bad behavior and continue that the whole
Speaker 1: way through, and they're in such a not perfect box
Speaker 1: that it doesn't matter what they do. It doesn't matter
Speaker 1: because you have that reputation. If you don't have that reputation,
Speaker 1: you do one thing and everybody thinks you're a piece
Speaker 1: of shit. It's really amazing. I start out being that
Speaker 1: person everybody the countess like she just does that. Nobody cares. Yes,
Speaker 1: But if you are good all the time, like you know,
Speaker 1: just a normal person, then you have one freak out,
Speaker 1: it becomes who you are more. So that's really interesting
Speaker 1: because it is what it's like it's a bit of nails,
Speaker 1: you know, like you just don't even notice it anymore
Speaker 1: with her like this is and you know what the
Speaker 1: flip side, she does something human or constable, like where
Speaker 1: she as nice and you go, she's amazing, Yeah, my god,
Speaker 1: like I I love her. She's done, she's done a
Speaker 1: one eighty and you forgive so much more. It's so fascinating. Well, well,
Speaker 1: I don't need And it's funny because I thought I
Speaker 1: called her a horror and that's what came out because
Speaker 1: I've made that the game of telephone in the scene,
Speaker 1: I didn't I've maybe referred to I called her a
Speaker 1: slut and right, and I love how everyone was like,
Speaker 1: I would love to be called slut. Bromota is like, oh,
Speaker 1: I would love it, right, Oh my gosh. But what's
Speaker 1: well two things One to the point we were talking
Speaker 1: about before about the bet and nails. In this episode,
Speaker 1: we find out that Luanne has called a human being
Speaker 1: a pedophile, and yet the slut shaming is seems way
Speaker 1: bigger an offense. I'm in way more trouble. She never
Speaker 1: gets in a big trouble for pedophile, except for by
Speaker 1: the person she called it to, which wasn't technically slut shaming.
Speaker 1: I was shaming the better than and not admitting and
Speaker 1: being hypocritical about being a slut. Yeah, you're listening. This
Speaker 1: is what you are, this is what you're about, this
Speaker 1: is what you do, this is it. Yeah I didn't.
Speaker 1: It didn't feel slut shaming to me. But I'm sure
Speaker 1: you got the h a lot of gruff after that,
Speaker 1: like you are still probably people remember that moment because
Speaker 1: but you're right, she the pedophile thing that is so hurtful.
Speaker 1: And then Louianna hurts to dating someone who is twenty five.
Speaker 1: I go, wait, why is because Luianne just says, like
Speaker 1: you and me, She says whatever thing whenever she pops
Speaker 1: into her head, and there's no question of like, could
Speaker 1: this be hypocritical? It's honestly an anomaly. Okay, So Louie
Speaker 1: Drenda calls me a sniper with the red dot, which
Speaker 1: I do enjoy me. I love that. It is kind
Speaker 1: of true. I just I was like, I'm gonna come
Speaker 1: fucking get you now. You started, I'm gonna kill you now.
Speaker 1: So yeah, and you're It's just like the one thing
Speaker 1: I worry about though, I would I would rather you
Speaker 1: come at me even though you're gonna be a sniper
Speaker 1: and like hit me probably where it really hurts. You
Speaker 1: would probably tell me something true about myself if we
Speaker 1: got into an argument. But I would worry we're arguing
Speaker 1: or getting in a fight with someone like Louianne, who
Speaker 1: is gonna say like the meanest, most superficial like thing
Speaker 1: about like my Like I get is worried. I don't
Speaker 1: like to get into, you know, fights with people who
Speaker 1: I think are gonna like punch low I want by
Speaker 1: the way, she might say something who's not even true,
Speaker 1: but then it's out there. It's like a bad divorce lawyer.
Speaker 1: You always want a good divorce lawyer because they're gonna
Speaker 1: at least fight fair. The bad ones are cowboys and
Speaker 1: they'll go do crazy shit and you can't deal with them. Yes, well,
Speaker 1: I mean you want you want a good one on you.
Speaker 1: Do you want a bad one on you? You You want
Speaker 1: to both. You want a good one on both sides
Speaker 1: for that reason. Just you want even though they're a
Speaker 1: great expect for the other team, and it's like a
Speaker 1: good it's like Lebron and Michael Jordan or something. You
Speaker 1: want that because you're not it's not playing with someone
Speaker 1: who's half cocked and crazy. Like that's what you're effectively saying.
Speaker 1: You want like a good game, you know, like and
Speaker 1: there's not a lot of that going on in the house. Wise, No,
Speaker 1: there isn't to be scary and it's a hurt it
Speaker 1: could be hurtful, and you're absolutely right. I didn't even
Speaker 1: think about the context of like, Okay, this bitch shays
Speaker 1: this thing that is a lie. It is crazy, and
Speaker 1: now it's what everyone's gonna no, no, or think or
Speaker 1: that's gonna be the truth. Like It's kind of relates
Speaker 1: to when I do ross and someone makes fun of
Speaker 1: me in a way, talk about like low blows, like
Speaker 1: makes fun of my looks in a way and says
Speaker 1: something about myself that only I've ever thought in private
Speaker 1: about myself, and then everyone laughs and you're like it's
Speaker 1: out there now. So now I have people coming up
Speaker 1: to me being like hey, Owen Wilson, like now it's
Speaker 1: a thing that follows me, and I'm like, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: like they would have never seen it. That's why I
Speaker 1: don't like posting clips of my stand up on Instagram
Speaker 1: or YouTube, because it's what's on HBO Max or whatever.
Speaker 1: I don't read. There's no comments for people who are
Speaker 1: watching it to read, because I think so often we
Speaker 1: get we figure out how we feel about something online
Speaker 1: by reading the comments first, or even if we watch it,
Speaker 1: we then read the comments and go, oh, actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: she is kind of a bitch in this. Like even me,
Speaker 1: and I'm a savvy consumer, I totally get side sidelined
Speaker 1: and completely influenced by comments. And I think that that's
Speaker 1: that's why I They do give you a different point
Speaker 1: of view sometimes too, like if they're howl, yeah, totally,
Speaker 1: but they can steer it the wrong way. And do
Speaker 1: you as someone I mean, I'm sure you've answered this
Speaker 1: many times, as someone who's been in this kind of
Speaker 1: spotlight for so long, do you subject yourself to comments
Speaker 1: and criticism? How do you avoid it? What's your relationship
Speaker 1: with that? I think a lot of it's true. It's
Speaker 1: the same thing if someone's just character assassinating. Oh you
Speaker 1: look old, It's like, okay, well I think I am
Speaker 1: getting older because the clock seems to be going around
Speaker 1: in circles today. But I do think some of it's constructive,
Speaker 1: and being on reality TV has in some ways been
Speaker 1: good for self reflection in that way, if you're able
Speaker 1: to deal with it. So And I don't think everybody
Speaker 1: who comments is a troll. I think you can kind
Speaker 1: of see through. But there are different breeding grounds that
Speaker 1: are different. I do think that everybody. I think of
Speaker 1: it as like a parasite and the host, and when
Speaker 1: one thing happens and then something is said, all of
Speaker 1: the parasites run to that thing, and you kind of
Speaker 1: gotta not give it blood to suck off for a while,
Speaker 1: to let them just like calm down, because everybody comes
Speaker 1: in then and you think it's real. And I've been
Speaker 1: on I've been like very very close to cancelation, like
Speaker 1: whatever that means. But I've been like on the line
Speaker 1: so many times. Shure, there's like a way to drive
Speaker 1: the car where you're not holding the steering wheel too
Speaker 1: tight or too LuSE you can't let go, but you
Speaker 1: can't like hold it too tight. You gotta just like
Speaker 1: kind of cruise the car at fifty five. Like, so
Speaker 1: pay attention to what they're saying. We don't pay too
Speaker 1: much attention. No, you can't live in there, head a
Speaker 1: visit there and then get the fuck out. What about
Speaker 1: but these cancelation times. How do you censor yourself? Do
Speaker 1: you look back on those times and go, oh, I
Speaker 1: see what I did wrong there? I mean, as the
Speaker 1: businesswoman you are, I know your course correcting, but like
Speaker 1: or those are those totally like flukes, like it could
Speaker 1: happen anytime, So just not everything needs to be said,
Speaker 1: Like not everything needs to be said. So it's a
Speaker 1: lesson in life about when you want to go fuck
Speaker 1: with some people or not if it's not necessary. But
Speaker 1: I don't like being a baby and being and not
Speaker 1: saying what I think. So I've really ridden and crossed
Speaker 1: that line many times. And in watching the show, do
Speaker 1: you is it hard for you to watch these shows?
Speaker 1: Or is it kind fun? No? It's so fun and
Speaker 1: so stupid. And I also find myself having a you know,
Speaker 1: affection for people that I didn't like while on the
Speaker 1: show because I don't think they were great housewise, but
Speaker 1: they seem like nice people. And we'll get into that
Speaker 1: with Jewels. She seems like a lovely, sweet, defenseless girl.
Speaker 1: But she was like, you gotta get out of my way.
Speaker 1: We're playing all star here. We can't have babies, you know,
Speaker 1: Like I've had that Kristen was lovely. Takeman, but you're
Speaker 1: dealing with a bunch of pack of wolverines. You gotta
Speaker 1: get the fuck out of the way. We can't have
Speaker 1: like nice sweet people, all right, Well do you think
Speaker 1: do you think you do need those women though too
Speaker 1: be there as the like the just the witnesses to it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta have a little like bring something to the table. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a little more like a little more than than that.
Speaker 1: You know, you can't just bring it once in a while.
Speaker 1: Like Tinsley's a perfect example. She she she's she's a
Speaker 1: nice person. She doesn't really gossip and talk badly that much,
Speaker 1: but like there's enough of ridiculous drama and her wearing
Speaker 1: some wedding dress that like trying at a wedding dress
Speaker 1: and she's engaged. There's enough stuff there that she was decent. Yeah,
Speaker 1: other people are just like taken up a spot and
Speaker 1: we need good players on the team. That's how Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was just texting with my mom because she's such
Speaker 1: a fan of you and the franchise and and I'm
Speaker 1: not I don't I've watched like the first season of
Speaker 1: New York and then I watched your spinoff shows like
Speaker 1: I followed you, but this I'm not familiar, you know,
Speaker 1: and I know all the characters pretty much just from
Speaker 1: paying attention to people talking. But when I had my
Speaker 1: own reality show and I was just texting my mom
Speaker 1: because we were both on and I'm like, we just
Speaker 1: needed more of this, like we I wish ay at
Speaker 1: Lynn were still alive. I'm like, we needed more conflict,
Speaker 1: like and I wish I would have gone a little
Speaker 1: bit harder in that direction. I think I was just
Speaker 1: scared to be portrayed as a bitch, to have that
Speaker 1: side of myself seen, and it makes me want to
Speaker 1: like redo and like bring a little bit more conflict,
Speaker 1: more realness. But I was just I think trying to like, no, exactly,
Speaker 1: you don't need it the alternative, so it could be
Speaker 1: so damaging that that's the line. And if you cross it,
Speaker 1: be in a different situation with your family. And yes,
Speaker 1: it's a challenging thing. You know. I just need to
Speaker 1: get some friends that I want to like, not be
Speaker 1: friends with in two years. Yeah, exactly. So speaking, so,
Speaker 1: I noticed that there were a lot of like there
Speaker 1: was a lot of cancelation type talk that I didn't
Speaker 1: that we didn't think about then, so Carol says lou
Speaker 1: man and she says something later, but that's kind of
Speaker 1: like saying that Luan is really a man and it
Speaker 1: would that play today or No, I didn't clock it
Speaker 1: because I just thought it was so funny and it's
Speaker 1: just like a you know, play on words. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean there's definitely because the implication is that I'm
Speaker 1: making fun of you right now you seem like a
Speaker 1: man a woman that is. Then yeah, I think that
Speaker 1: that would be that would be something that would get
Speaker 1: talked about. And it's so funny that like it isn't
Speaker 1: because it's not airing right now, but it's still out
Speaker 1: there exactly. And I you know, it's rare to see
Speaker 1: Ramona where she's just like so perky and happy because
Speaker 1: the ship pile is not on her, Like she's so happy.
Speaker 1: And I do give her credit for like piling on
Speaker 1: about Tom too, because that's a good housewife. That's my point.
Speaker 1: She's not in the fray, so Jules doesn't try to
Speaker 1: get herself in the fray at all except for talking
Speaker 1: about her father, you know, which was sad. But but
Speaker 1: Ramona is not even near the line of fire, which
Speaker 1: she will do all the time accidentally, and yet she's
Speaker 1: still like, let me come in here and fucking fun
Speaker 1: with you a little bit. Did so I respect a
Speaker 1: good housewife. That's a great house That's my point. Like
Speaker 1: you don't like Ramona. The thing is not every person
Speaker 1: is politically correct, like you have to have this show
Speaker 1: reflect human beings, likable not likable. So that's why like Ramona,
Speaker 1: no matter what, is a good housewife and it was lovely,
Speaker 1: but was not a good housewife she I mean she
Speaker 1: the way I saw Ramona go into the kitchen with
Speaker 1: lu Anne and then get Luanne going because Luanne's going
Speaker 1: off on like this. It's not her birthday. There's a
Speaker 1: birthday cake right here, and she's going off and then
Speaker 1: ramo Oonah's calculate laughing in a way that I know
Speaker 1: that laughter. It's like she's trying to egg lu Anne on,
Speaker 1: get Lunn's spirits back up, and then she gets in
Speaker 1: with the now you should text them. She's a great ringleader,
Speaker 1: a great housewife, a great game player, and just crazy.
Speaker 1: And what's funny is that? And this is my hand
Speaker 1: to god. I haven't been caught lying in this life
Speaker 1: let yet, So it's not gonna happen now. Ramona's the
Speaker 1: first one eight to talk about ratings. I didn't even
Speaker 1: understand what ratings were, like, I didn't think about them
Speaker 1: because we weren't. They didn't allow us to know what
Speaker 1: they were because they wanted us to be like handmaids,
Speaker 1: you know in Bravo. But I'll be the same. We're
Speaker 1: in the same. But Ramona is the first person to
Speaker 1: like I was always just living and then wherever the
Speaker 1: camera was, the camera was, it was following us. Ramona
Speaker 1: will go over to the came like she's the first
Speaker 1: us to the cameras are over there, get the cat.
Speaker 1: She will say to a camera, bring the cameras over here.
Speaker 1: And my life, I've never asked with the cameras to
Speaker 1: come somewhere. Like she's aware of where the camera is.
Speaker 1: And if you watch the grows to that lens, you'll
Speaker 1: see a Luanne is like that too, like they want
Speaker 1: to be they know they want to be in more scenes.
Speaker 1: Say yes, it's very funny. But I did see Tom.
Speaker 1: I was out for dinner, and I don't remember who
Speaker 1: I was out with, but I did see Ramona out
Speaker 1: on one of her famous dates with Tom. Maybe even twice,
Speaker 1: but definitely once. So that's well, they went out seven times,
Speaker 1: is what she said. And to me, that is enough
Speaker 1: where you should maybe if you're a Luanne, check in
Speaker 1: with your friend and go, is it cool if I
Speaker 1: go out with this guy? And then she said half
Speaker 1: a doesn't. But I believe because I think I saw
Speaker 1: one to two of them and I knew about it.
Speaker 1: But like, that's the Upper east Side sewage pot. They
Speaker 1: all just date each other and like they all hang
Speaker 1: out at the same desperate divorcee bars, and it's really
Speaker 1: very cliche, and that's a show like that little circuit,
Speaker 1: the Circuit the Upper east Side, so it could be
Speaker 1: called is a group of people, it's a little eight
Speaker 1: it's like aged now, but yeah, that's a crew. Did
Speaker 1: you ever so you've dipped your toe in it and
Speaker 1: just seen it and gone ugh no. But I lived
Speaker 1: on the Upper Side in my like twenties and early thirties,
Speaker 1: so I knew the people and I knew it, but
Speaker 1: I always wanted to live downtown. It was just there
Speaker 1: was something about it up there. I was not a
Speaker 1: fan of. Let's just discuss Luanne going outside with jewels,
Speaker 1: couldn't give a good funck about jewels dying. Father didn't
Speaker 1: even ask, like, you know, when you're like, oh, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: can I get you any something? You know, someone's like
Speaker 1: I don't feel well. They're like in Chicago, you're on
Speaker 1: the phone, Hey can I order use some food? Like
Speaker 1: they don't have lubrets. Like it was saying something to say,
Speaker 1: did you know that they're not gonna actually take you
Speaker 1: up on it? Of course? Yeah, she can't even give
Speaker 1: her that exactly. It was let me get the check,
Speaker 1: like that, they're not gonna be like none of this.
Speaker 1: She's just uh, she is a rare person, Like I
Speaker 1: just don't even understand. She's fascinating to watch, just having
Speaker 1: I don't know how she has friends. I don't know
Speaker 1: how she's has had relationships, And I just don't know how.
Speaker 1: I want to know how this person gets by on
Speaker 1: pure ego, which is all a deep underbelly of low
Speaker 1: self esteem, which is the irony of all of it.
Speaker 1: Is like everything that she presents and projects is both
Speaker 1: like being you know, emotionally not that smart, but also
Speaker 1: really insecure and just but that moment, just not being
Speaker 1: able to even give her the smallest like oh, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry, and I'm sorry that I'm going through that
Speaker 1: we've been going through something and our friend is going
Speaker 1: through something worse, and you throw them a bone, but
Speaker 1: you get back to your thing because you go, I
Speaker 1: know this is dumb, but but and I'm so sorry
Speaker 1: because I know your father's sick and I shouldn't be
Speaker 1: so selfish, right, like some people just get away with
Speaker 1: being like that. And thank god she's a good housewife,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah that we get to watch it, Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you because it is actually and Drenda, it's so
Speaker 1: I love the calm before the storm stuff like Dorinda's
Speaker 1: look so calm. I'm just the host and everyone's so
Speaker 1: crazy around here and whatever. And then the cake and
Speaker 1: that's like a famous scene that in the moment seemed
Speaker 1: like nothing. I wasn't even there. I don't think what
Speaker 1: was that? What was it about? You don't talk about
Speaker 1: my mom's cake. It's like, wait, what what are we witnessing? Well,
Speaker 1: because we've been drinking during the day now, and so
Speaker 1: you know, and then and this thing is escalating and
Speaker 1: you have no idea whether Dorinda is just like watching
Speaker 1: it all and then something happens it makes her feel sad.
Speaker 1: You could want to get in coach, put me in
Speaker 1: the coach. I've been benching myself. I want to get
Speaker 1: in there in the fight. Like there could be twenty things.
Speaker 1: Alcohol could have just kicked, like so many things are
Speaker 1: going on. You're just like, but Drenda can snap like
Speaker 1: I reckon, you know how Dorinda can just like it's
Speaker 1: not sniper, I'm sniper with the red thing, which is
Speaker 1: more or like I'm gonna fuck you up right now
Speaker 1: and it's I'm premeditated. Durnda. Well, it's just like she's
Speaker 1: sitting there and she's just gonna snap. And it could
Speaker 1: be you said something. But when Dorinda's when Luanne said
Speaker 1: to her in Coosta, I mean in Columbia years later
Speaker 1: about DNA Dorinda, she's turning or she's turning or something.
Speaker 1: It was that one little thing that just set Direnda
Speaker 1: off like oh okay. So it was just like about
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter what it is. It's like she's making
Speaker 1: fun a little yeah, like she said she's presenting this
Speaker 1: weekend is not about her birthday yet there's a birthday
Speaker 1: cake and she didn't like to be made fun of.
Speaker 1: It involved her mom. I thought, maybe you're her mom
Speaker 1: made it and her mom sick or something. It was like, no,
Speaker 1: your mom bought it, and it was just like, why
Speaker 1: why did you care so much of the most cake
Speaker 1: your mom bought? And it's because she made fun of
Speaker 1: it a little, like she made fun And then it's
Speaker 1: like Drinda's defenseless mom, Like she made fun of the
Speaker 1: cake because it wasn't that cute of a cake. So
Speaker 1: then you're right, that's it, you know what it was?
Speaker 1: It was it was like she was embarrassed of her
Speaker 1: mom's selection of cake. She was aware of it. She
Speaker 1: clocked it because she even mentioned, you can make fun
Speaker 1: of my decorations, which were all like corny and cheesy,
Speaker 1: much like the cake. But don't my mom did the cake.
Speaker 1: I didn't make fun of my cheesy shit. Don't make
Speaker 1: fun of my mom's taste, right, I was very confused
Speaker 1: by jewels is like weird snack bag. Like at Dorinda's house,
Speaker 1: it's a big house. She has a lot of food
Speaker 1: she made at night, like there was like a little
Speaker 1: bad parcel of pretzels. But you know what, like I
Speaker 1: know I have friends who are like you know, in
Speaker 1: treatment and in recovery, and they have to have like
Speaker 1: their foods that they know are going to fit their
Speaker 1: meal plan and so it felt safe, safe, safe, And
Speaker 1: I mean I have I still have leftover things where
Speaker 1: I'm like, I have to bring these certain things because
Speaker 1: I don't know if they'll if I want to eat
Speaker 1: what they have, like just control and like but it
Speaker 1: was weird, yeah, yah, same, it just was. It was
Speaker 1: a unique snack to war. But I'm sure it was
Speaker 1: like the kind of pretzel that is like the least
Speaker 1: amount of calorie and like you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: Like my pretzel it's like a like a rice flower pretzels. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: like callow pretzels or something. I don't know. Now we
Speaker 1: get into the vagina and Sonya's I did never hear
Speaker 1: of trout mouth. Sonia is very set. Sonia and Ramona
Speaker 1: or Darnda but more Sonia Remota are very savvy about
Speaker 1: like procedures. Sonya had like the string thing she said,
Speaker 1: polastic surgery. Ramona's had everything. The two of them. I
Speaker 1: have to say Carol's had some stuff too, could in
Speaker 1: that Carol knows a lot about a lot of it exactly.
Speaker 1: But the vagina like it's tightening. Yeah, I don't even
Speaker 1: know what they were exactly. I guess they were fixing
Speaker 1: the tightness she said, or the I know there's a
Speaker 1: lot of things you could do down there in terms
Speaker 1: of like there's just like a sagging that happens, because
Speaker 1: it's like there's could be stuff. I don't know exactly
Speaker 1: what they were. I don't think it was like surgical sagging.
Speaker 1: I think it was like an overall tightening type of vagina,
Speaker 1: like like like like isn't is it called vagioplastica or
Speaker 1: do I make that? I think I made that up.
Speaker 1: Vaginaginal right right right? Um? Yeah, And then there's vaginal steaming.
Speaker 1: I don't really know. I mean I would definitely that's
Speaker 1: like steaming. I think a steam room and just like yeah,
Speaker 1: open your legs and plan. Uh yeah, I don't I
Speaker 1: don't know. I just remember that one I got an
Speaker 1: O shot, which was like I got my They took
Speaker 1: like my blood and spun it in a little thing
Speaker 1: and then did the PRP and then injected it into
Speaker 1: my to like to make more blood blood flow down.
Speaker 1: That was fun. Yeah, but I don't know I would
Speaker 1: I would definitely get a tight, Like why wouldn't I
Speaker 1: get a tight? Like if they could stick a wand
Speaker 1: up there and and do some stuff and tighten it.
Speaker 1: I'm I love procedures and stuff like this. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: get in on the three months or like that's they've
Speaker 1: only been doing it three months. I'd wait a little
Speaker 1: bit longer. Oh, I would also, I wonder if there's
Speaker 1: a thing like if you go on a plastic surgery tour,
Speaker 1: they'll tell you, like, oh, from your nose to your
Speaker 1: lippits that many millimeters and or your face has So
Speaker 1: it'd be nice to go on and be like, put
Speaker 1: that thing in and tell me how how my vagina
Speaker 1: compares to Emily Radikowski's vagina. Yeah, let's just I don't
Speaker 1: even know what hers looks like. I'm guessing based on
Speaker 1: the rest of her body. Pretty perfect, pretty like peage
Speaker 1: and taught. Yeah, but I'd like to know, like, let's
Speaker 1: take a yacht, like, let's yes, how does it compare?
Speaker 1: How does stack up? I've done that with my my friends.
Speaker 1: I've like whenever we're on girls trips, which we do
Speaker 1: like three times a year with my best friends from
Speaker 1: like my whole life, we always end up comparing our
Speaker 1: vaginas and kind of like see because you don't see
Speaker 1: other vaginas a lot as a woman, Like in the
Speaker 1: locker room. We're not like walking around. They're not hanging
Speaker 1: out like dicks are, right, but dick guys can always
Speaker 1: clock Dick's size and get an idea of where they
Speaker 1: are in locker rooms. But girls, we don't know. So
Speaker 1: it is nice to see and compare and go, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I do them a little bit more poking out than
Speaker 1: she does. But you're never the worst one. I mean,
Speaker 1: someone has to be or there's something that they have
Speaker 1: to get that surgery. It's very like it's like having
Speaker 1: an out lay, a plastic yes, yes, yes, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so all right, but I you know, and I always
Speaker 1: it's like Sonia is the one washing her underwear in
Speaker 1: her bidet and going to get her vagina tight. And
Speaker 1: you gotta love this is when people want to have
Speaker 1: a seed. You have a storyline like you're just gonna
Speaker 1: have to do it. You do the vagina thing, Sony,
Speaker 1: you got to own it right right right? Well, I
Speaker 1: feel like I look enough like Sonia, like I like
Speaker 1: what I like the work she's had done, even though
Speaker 1: she does have like a little plastic surgery face. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I probably had for that kind of luck eventually. Right, Well,
Speaker 1: I said that, you know something that I like when
Speaker 1: I spoke about the plastic surgery tour. Yeah, I love
Speaker 1: that that you have to really decide what you want
Speaker 1: to look like that there's a woman who Lisa Hawks
Speaker 1: scene she's on Miami, which I haven't seen the show,
Speaker 1: but I've met her, and she was married to a
Speaker 1: plastic surgeon like you guess it's a boom guy but
Speaker 1: adjacent and she looked like a doll like every but
Speaker 1: it's like boom boom, but I it's not for me.
Speaker 1: But like I look at her and I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, that that that person has to like be
Speaker 1: decked every day and like do that king, You're right
Speaker 1: set sweatsuit doll? Look like you gotta who look? Yes,
Speaker 1: I think it's you're right. You have to. You can't
Speaker 1: have that face and wear just like sweats to you know,
Speaker 1: daddy's in a T shirt. You look weird? No, yeah
Speaker 1: you would. That's a good that's a good point. It is.
Speaker 1: I think it's very risky to have these procedures and
Speaker 1: like because they can go so wrong, as we've seen,
Speaker 1: But I respect I think there's this culture of being like,
Speaker 1: why did she ruin her face? And I'm always just like,
Speaker 1: she's just trying to stay young and like ruined it.
Speaker 1: You're just not used to looking at it that way, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: has work, for sure, but she looks good, and everybody
Speaker 1: like you had good Chris Jenner. I think the Kardashians,
Speaker 1: some of it's a little alien like, but a lot
Speaker 1: of it's good work good And so I would take
Speaker 1: the chance of some and be like, oh, what did
Speaker 1: she do to her face? She did plastic surgery, but
Speaker 1: like you did, meaning I have a friend who did
Speaker 1: it and you can't tell anything, and like I don't
Speaker 1: be able to tell him nothing like a little okay
Speaker 1: when you get a haircut and like no one know
Speaker 1: like notices you want someone to go you look great,
Speaker 1: like my friends that like convinced me to start getting
Speaker 1: stuff done, says no one ever notices is if it's
Speaker 1: subtle enough, But they always just say, like you look amazing,
Speaker 1: Like you just get more compliments about how well rested
Speaker 1: you looked, or like you're glowing or like you know
Speaker 1: certain things that but I definitely want to see the results.
Speaker 1: And I always think my nose is getting bigger and
Speaker 1: say age as your nose and ears do. And I
Speaker 1: was recently teliating to my girlfriend's while like I just
Speaker 1: want to maybe get a tiny nose job to get
Speaker 1: back to the way it was when I remember my
Speaker 1: nose being like it's just grown a little bit more
Speaker 1: in the last five years. And they're just like they
Speaker 1: kind of want to do it too, but they're scared too,
Speaker 1: and they don't want you to. If you do it,
Speaker 1: then I'll have to do it and we all have
Speaker 1: to have this perfect nose. And it's like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: and if you sold out people that want I tell
Speaker 1: these stories on my garin, I sold out, Like did
Speaker 1: I say, do you are you? Are you vain? Yes?
Speaker 1: I mean I no, I can be, like I can be,
Speaker 1: I can. I grew up with a really pretty sister
Speaker 1: and I was like the ugly sister, if you know,
Speaker 1: between us, and so I grew up with a sister
Speaker 1: that was younger than me that all the guys that
Speaker 1: were my age liked, and like I just grew up
Speaker 1: hearing your sister's beautiful in front of me all the time,
Speaker 1: where it was like they wouldn't even think to not
Speaker 1: say it in front of me because I'm so not
Speaker 1: as beautiful as her that it couldn't hurt her feeling
Speaker 1: she's a boy or like you just it was like
Speaker 1: and it was so funny. Family, that's a good yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean I that that's what made me. My sister's
Speaker 1: a school teacher, doesn't want any kind of fame, any
Speaker 1: kind of phrase from the outside world, and I'm desperate
Speaker 1: for it, um and that's why I think it led
Speaker 1: me to have this kind of career. But it was
Speaker 1: so interesting and I hate to even bring this up
Speaker 1: because it was such an embarrassing moment. But I was
Speaker 1: at lunch this weekend with my girlfriend and this guy
Speaker 1: that was like working at the counter of this vegan
Speaker 1: place we went to. We were like, oh, he's cute,
Speaker 1: and he was young, but we were like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: if we were ten years younger, we'd have a crush.
Speaker 1: And he came over and he asked my friend out
Speaker 1: in front, like and I got sucked. I didn't even
Speaker 1: I wasn't even attracted this guy. I have a boyfriend.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be asked out. It's awkward. I
Speaker 1: got so hurt that he that, Yeah, it was almost like,
Speaker 1: I in my mind, he's thinking I could do this
Speaker 1: in front of that other girl because she's so not
Speaker 1: as attractive as her friend that she wouldn't even think
Speaker 1: I would ever talk to her, right, But really it
Speaker 1: could have been many. He could have just been more.
Speaker 1: He's more. Yeah, yeah, exactly, but I may And I
Speaker 1: wouldn't tell my friend at the time because it's so
Speaker 1: embarrassing to have this feeling. And so I texted my
Speaker 1: other friend who's like, you know, we work on therapy stuff,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm having this response. This is so ridiculous.
Speaker 1: And I was there for my friend because she was
Speaker 1: so excited. She's like married and like feels like washed
Speaker 1: up a little bit, and she's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this twenty five year old kid thought I was thirty
Speaker 1: and like, because he was like, I think you're probably
Speaker 1: five years older than me. She goes, you think at thirty,
Speaker 1: and so it was like this moment she was so excited.
Speaker 1: She there's no part of her rubbing it in my face,
Speaker 1: but I just took it so personally, and it's so
Speaker 1: in those ways I think, yeah, I am vain, like
Speaker 1: why do I need that? And it discussed me about myself.
Speaker 1: And there are other times where I get so relieved
Speaker 1: when I don't care about what I look. When I
Speaker 1: have those moments of like because like you said, when
Speaker 1: people go, oh, you look old, Oh I'm so sorry
Speaker 1: I aged, Like, yeah, there's nothing wrong with aging, so
Speaker 1: I want to feel you know. That's like what my
Speaker 1: you know, hour of comedy about that I'm on the
Speaker 1: road with now is really about. Is like grappling with
Speaker 1: this idea of like I can't wait to age because
Speaker 1: I can't wait to give up, and like not give up,
Speaker 1: but like interest then worry about my face. It's I've
Speaker 1: never been vain because I had a mother who like
Speaker 1: what was gorgeous, but she went to everywhere and like
Speaker 1: overalls and never were a makeup, So yeah, I never
Speaker 1: It's only about like preventative, and if it's something I
Speaker 1: would ever want to do, I don't want to do
Speaker 1: it late because then you have to do more. But
Speaker 1: I keep all right, so ah yeah, because that's the problem.
Speaker 1: If you wait, it's more to do shows more and
Speaker 1: it lasts less time. So for me, it's about always
Speaker 1: about logic, about like locking the door if you think
Speaker 1: you're gonna yeah, yeah, okay, so Andy Cohen described this
Speaker 1: show as um like being in the Berkshires is a
Speaker 1: drawing room comedy, like to me personally, And I love
Speaker 1: that because you're hearing all these I love the way
Speaker 1: they're shooting it, and it's just in one house. You're
Speaker 1: hearing all these conversations in different rooms, and there's eavesdropping
Speaker 1: that's happening in real life, like you can hide in
Speaker 1: a closet. It's like a game of clue. It was.
Speaker 1: It was incredible and I love that. Like Ramona keeps
Speaker 1: saying to Luan, who has already called someone a pedophile
Speaker 1: and already tried to steal someone's idea, who has you know,
Speaker 1: done a thousand things on the show that are horrifying
Speaker 1: and certainly the opposite of class that Ramona keeps saying, Well, no,
Speaker 1: you should apologize. I mean, you're the countess likes it?
Speaker 1: What is I mean? You are assigned like I'm the joker,
Speaker 1: Like you are assigned a title that that like now
Speaker 1: you're supposed to You're from Connecticut, You're not from like
Speaker 1: you're Europe. You're not friends you know, you're not connected
Speaker 1: to Kate Middleton, Like why are you supposed to have
Speaker 1: more decorum than anyone else. It's so stupid. I hate
Speaker 1: like that. It was so funny when they cut to
Speaker 1: a clip of you even saying that to her, of
Speaker 1: like what class with the countess? Like do you have
Speaker 1: more class? Because you all right, I don't even understand this,
Speaker 1: Like but Ramona, that's her at work, being the perfect
Speaker 1: puppet master of like do this, like I know how
Speaker 1: to get Luanne to do anything. A countess would do
Speaker 1: this behavior, stay stay up with your countess behavior. So
Speaker 1: she's just like she knows exactly what Luane needs to hear,
Speaker 1: which is this dumb title she's given herself that seems
Speaker 1: to give her some sort of pride and identity that
Speaker 1: and that makes her feel better than everyone else and
Speaker 1: gives her a periority. Yeah, it worked because her big
Speaker 1: line as well, when someone's like you're not you're not
Speaker 1: married him, and he's like, well this queen Latief is
Speaker 1: not a queen, that's her like yeah, oh god. She
Speaker 1: was so excited when someone gave that to her. She
Speaker 1: probably because there's no way she thought of that on
Speaker 1: her own. No, but I know the day that someone
Speaker 1: said that, she goes, oh, I'm writing that that is good.
Speaker 1: That's good. I'm writing it down and like memorized. It's like, okay,
Speaker 1: get another example. Doctor Dre's not a real doctor. I'll
Speaker 1: give her that one, right, she just needs to mix
Speaker 1: it up, have more examples. I was a very good speller,
Speaker 1: and I was cringing when no one spelled pedophile, like
Speaker 1: I am not just saying I used to with it,
Speaker 1: like it's not that like pedophile, that's like that was embarrassing,
Speaker 1: and she's arresting. I'm so glad you won't pointed that
Speaker 1: out because that was such a hilarious moment. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you don't know a pedophile or start with a p, like,
Speaker 1: let's just get give me a letter? Yeah, I do
Speaker 1: bad away yes, And then the housewives apology, I am
Speaker 1: sorry that you misunderstood what I may have miscommunicated like this,
Speaker 1: I don't yeah, and Ramona is like she didn't misunderstand.
Speaker 1: I love of that. Yes, Ramona had your back so
Speaker 1: hard and even like saying like, well, Bethany smart, keep putting.
Speaker 1: I love how they were trying to make their text
Speaker 1: to you smart. So by doing that, they re used
Speaker 1: the word misunder they thought misunderstood was like a real
Speaker 1: smart word. So they used it twice in their in
Speaker 1: their in their text to you to be like, so Bethany,
Speaker 1: she'll get this because like it's one smart girl. That
Speaker 1: was right, thank you. That wasn't very intelligent. So funny
Speaker 1: that you're so right about the housewife apology, which I've
Speaker 1: even had to tell my mom, like apologies aren't First
Speaker 1: of all, apologies don't have the word. But like at
Speaker 1: the end of them, there's no or you, you or you,
Speaker 1: and I think it's like just those apologies. And she
Speaker 1: was so proud of herself. Luanne was so proud of
Speaker 1: herself for sending those. Oh she's because she's the bigger person,
Speaker 1: but that was I mean, she's so everything. I just
Speaker 1: don't know how this will I would love. There's probably
Speaker 1: that like envies this delusion. Well, I want to not
Speaker 1: because I don't want people to, Yeah, you want to
Speaker 1: go in for one scene and just put me in coach,
Speaker 1: and so do I, but I wouldn't do it for
Speaker 1: any amount. Well I want to do I envied lu
Speaker 1: AM's delusion being that you know, ignorance is bliss. And
Speaker 1: it seems pretty like she seems to be having a
Speaker 1: good time thinking she's right all the time. So you're
Speaker 1: the writer, you're the comedian. In closing this crazy shit show,
Speaker 1: I want to know your favorite, just your rose and
Speaker 1: your thorn of the episode, Like the best line, the worst,
Speaker 1: or who won or who lost? Is that kind of thing?
Speaker 1: I mean, man, there was My best line was you
Speaker 1: saying I'm gonna crack her over the head with an
Speaker 1: antler and then you go, I'm smash her. That was
Speaker 1: just the word choice as a comedian was so spot on.
Speaker 1: The randomness, like you've never heard that insult before you
Speaker 1: got it? And then the low point. Man, it was
Speaker 1: this was a great episode. I mean, is this episode
Speaker 1: one of like do people talk about it reference it often?
Speaker 1: I mean, is it one of the best in your opinion?
Speaker 1: Because I think it's an excellent episode. And I'm going
Speaker 1: to tell you something as a as an efficient business
Speaker 1: person who likes an ROI we could go on a
Speaker 1: plan I always like the trips. We go to Miami,
Speaker 1: we take a two and a half hour flight where
Speaker 1: there are two days burned that place to the ground,
Speaker 1: come out and we get the same amount of episodes
Speaker 1: as them taking us to Israel on an eleven hour flight,
Speaker 1: and we have to do all the ship with these
Speaker 1: people that we don't want to be with, and we
Speaker 1: didn't see Israel and we hate like it wasn't a
Speaker 1: good trip. So the efficiency of the Berkshires with more
Speaker 1: than one episode in the same house, don't have to
Speaker 1: do a location change, don't forget a minivan. It's just
Speaker 1: for me. It's so good, it's so concentrated. So I
Speaker 1: like that. The low point for me was you sadly
Speaker 1: opening your little pajamas that trenda got you on your
Speaker 1: bed and then putting them to the side, and just
Speaker 1: I saw you in your head going like, well, that's
Speaker 1: I'm not taking that home now. Beth to get rid
Speaker 1: of these fucking pajamas in some way, she's gonna have
Speaker 1: to like donate that, Like I don't know where I
Speaker 1: want to really, what did it say? I'd say something.
Speaker 1: It's it's something Christmas themed pajama that I think Darrenda
Speaker 1: probably got them. It's a cute idea. You probably all
Speaker 1: got the same pair. They're little goofy striped. But I
Speaker 1: just saw you laying them out on the bed and
Speaker 1: I just go, Bethany's gonna have to take those back.
Speaker 1: Then She's gonna have to like tell someone like, hey,
Speaker 1: we gotta take some things to Goodwill, like it just
Speaker 1: is a pajamas and it's just done. You get a
Speaker 1: gift and you're like, this is a this is a job.
Speaker 1: Thank you, but this is now gonna be work for
Speaker 1: me and um, and that was the low play for picture. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: that's why I struggle with that when people send you
Speaker 1: free stuff and you don't literally don't like it, like
Speaker 1: you just I guess to be honest, you just go
Speaker 1: thank you for this. That's not saying you like it
Speaker 1: or don't like it, but if you like something. Um,
Speaker 1: but I really want to say before we go, thank
Speaker 1: you so much for all of the makeup. I've always
Speaker 1: been buying all my makeup at Walgreens. I like, don't ever,
Speaker 1: I've always been doing drug store makeup, and you have
Speaker 1: just exacted my game. Like we we have some of
Speaker 1: the same overlaps where I've been like, yes, wet and
Speaker 1: wild do we found Oh my god, it's it's the best.
Speaker 1: It's the best. But you, I mean, you've turned me on.
Speaker 1: Me and my friends send each other your things and
Speaker 1: I go, I got it, I just got it. I
Speaker 1: got this one like I put on so I would
Speaker 1: say at least five or six items in my makeup
Speaker 1: bag that are my regular things. And I right, Like
Speaker 1: my favorite think about it is the people in the
Speaker 1: comments are like, oh my god, you were right. Like
Speaker 1: I'm not lying, I'm not being paid ninety nine point.
Speaker 1: I think that I think I'm getting good at this.
Speaker 1: Like I think I'm right. I'm sure Walgreens has approached you.
Speaker 1: You should do a part. I mean they should because
Speaker 1: now it's there's no there's no chance even if you
Speaker 1: got sponsored, that you would be leading us astray, Like
Speaker 1: you can always find something that would be great, but you,
Speaker 1: I really, it's such a good market you've cornered on,
Speaker 1: just like the like, let's call out this bullshit of
Speaker 1: paying eighty dollars for a fucking primer that is the
Speaker 1: same as a four dollar one, Like it's just even
Speaker 1: not that though, but primer is moisture, like going even
Speaker 1: deeper bronze or his eyeshadow and blushes. I didn't know
Speaker 1: that highlights all the same. Yeah, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: It's so or a circle. You're you're you're doing so much.
Speaker 1: I just think for women's budgets and like self esteem
Speaker 1: of like just something. But you're not missing out. It's
Speaker 1: the same shit, Yeah you're not and you and and
Speaker 1: and watching someone like you that could afford all that
Speaker 1: stuff going like I'm not I'm being savvy. I'm not
Speaker 1: spending fucking forty dollars on this eyeshadow that I don't need.
Speaker 1: It's it's so refreshing. So oh yeah, they're and you
Speaker 1: just always you're so cool, You're funny. It's it's it's
Speaker 1: inspiring those videos just like the casualness of it, but
Speaker 1: like the directness and the way you talk is just hilarious.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're I study your word choice. It's like
Speaker 1: comedian level of funny. So I just did give you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're really quick, and you very much could have been
Speaker 1: a comedian if you wanted to be. Oh, I believe me.
Speaker 1: It's a side dream of mine. Um, I feel the
Speaker 1: same way about you, and I want to like be
Speaker 1: friends and get together. Some day I'll be a comedian. Yeah,
Speaker 1: one day. Only help, Like what I hope I get
Speaker 1: to be a comedian one day? Um, let's get together.
Speaker 1: I would love it. I would love it. It would
Speaker 1: be so fun. All right, Bye Nicky Bye, Athany, thank you, Bye,