WEBVTT - Show Us Your Genitals. Solve The Whole Problem! 0:00:01.880 --> 0:00:06.160 Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio the George 0:00:06.200 --> 0:00:10.280 Washington Broadcast Center, Jack Armstrong and Joe, Ketty. 0:00:10.200 --> 0:00:17.239 Armstrong and Jettie and now he Armstrong and Yetty. 0:00:23.440 --> 0:00:27.320 Ten people in Paris have been convicted of cyberbullying France's 0:00:27.360 --> 0:00:30.520 First Lady, Bridget Macrone, by spreading false claims that she's 0:00:30.560 --> 0:00:33.199 a transgender woman who was born male. The eight men 0:00:33.240 --> 0:00:36.519 and two women were also found guilty of making malicious comments, 0:00:36.640 --> 0:00:39.360 including equating the twenty four year age gap between the 0:00:39.360 --> 0:00:42.800 First Lady and her husband, President Emmanuel Macrone. The pedophilia 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:46.280 ruling comm says the Macrones pursue a separate defamation case 0:00:46.280 --> 0:00:49.840 in the US against right wing influencer Candice Owens, who 0:00:49.840 --> 0:00:52.840 has also claimed Bridget Macrone was born a man. 0:00:53.400 --> 0:00:56.240 It's interesting to me that it could be illegal anywhere 0:00:56.360 --> 0:01:01.320 for claiming Bridget Macrone is a dude cyberboling. I just 0:01:01.320 --> 0:01:03.960 don't understand how stuff like that is illegal. And first 0:01:04.000 --> 0:01:07.240 of all, show us your genitals solve the whole problem. 0:01:07.240 --> 0:01:10.200 Oh my lord, you're a real gentleman. Some sort of 0:01:10.200 --> 0:01:14.920 prime time special for adults only. Oh you have the 0:01:14.959 --> 0:01:17.679 first Lady of France come out she wears those very 0:01:17.680 --> 0:01:18.360 short skirts. 0:01:18.440 --> 0:01:20.160 All she's got to do is lift it up. 0:01:21.560 --> 0:01:26.480 The RC Triumph and get on with our lives. Exactly, yeah, 0:01:26.600 --> 0:01:29.880 exactly or disgusting. 0:01:30.160 --> 0:01:31.640 You know, I don't know. 0:01:31.720 --> 0:01:35.120 The Admiral Nelson Tower. I don't know what's actually going 0:01:35.160 --> 0:01:35.759 on under there. 0:01:37.000 --> 0:01:38.200 Come on the Eiffel Tower. 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:41.640 Obviously all the lord that was a swinging amiss. 0:01:41.760 --> 0:01:44.400 It was a good The concept is perfect. Oh I 0:01:44.440 --> 0:01:47.280 love the concert. The execution was no good. Does she 0:01:47.319 --> 0:01:48.960 have the Eiffel Tower under there or not? 0:01:51.520 --> 0:01:55.280 Or the uh what the equivalent of the well, I'm 0:01:55.320 --> 0:01:55.960 not going there? 0:01:56.040 --> 0:01:56.760 What is so? 0:01:57.080 --> 0:01:59.920 I don't understand countries that don't have our free speech 0:02:00.040 --> 0:02:02.120 rules for one thing, It just doesn't make any sense 0:02:02.160 --> 0:02:02.320 to me. 0:02:02.440 --> 0:02:04.680 And I also don't understand the whole just ignoring it. 0:02:05.280 --> 0:02:07.680 Why you need to suit people or claiming your wife's 0:02:07.720 --> 0:02:10.079 a dude, she's not. Go ahead and say whatever you want, 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:12.120 crazy people. Nobody's paying any attention. Do it can go 0:02:12.120 --> 0:02:16.000 on with my life. It's the striishand effect right For 0:02:16.080 --> 0:02:18.359 one thing. Yeah, by getting all up in arms, you 0:02:18.480 --> 0:02:19.360 just draw attention to it. 0:02:19.400 --> 0:02:20.919 Ignorant. Hey, that's stupid. I don't care. 0:02:21.840 --> 0:02:25.400 Wow, Yeah, I know people are just they're wrong. We're 0:02:25.440 --> 0:02:30.320 talking a couple of minutes ago about how the terrible, 0:02:30.480 --> 0:02:35.200 terrible policy of minimum wages, especially like aggressive minimum wages, 0:02:35.600 --> 0:02:38.960 are so universally thought of as a good idea when 0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:42.440 really they're a bad idea, And the idea we're going 0:02:42.480 --> 0:02:46.080 to suppress bad speech. Don't worry, not good speech, just 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:48.720 bad speech, is the same sort of idea. It's a 0:02:48.760 --> 0:02:51.519 horrible idea, utterly unworkable. It's stupid if you think about 0:02:51.560 --> 0:02:53.239 it for two minutes, but nobody thinks about it for 0:02:53.280 --> 0:02:56.920 two minutes, and so country after country tries it. We 0:02:57.000 --> 0:02:59.639 talked more at length about this to kick off our 0:02:59.720 --> 0:03:04.200 two of the show, specifically about what Australia's up to. 0:03:05.040 --> 0:03:07.400 Urge you to check it out via podcast Armstrong and 0:03:07.440 --> 0:03:10.320 Kittie on demand. It was one of my finer screeds. 0:03:10.360 --> 0:03:11.120 I believe she. 0:03:11.000 --> 0:03:13.440 Flips up her skirt. She's either got the Arctic Triumph 0:03:13.520 --> 0:03:14.600 or the Eiffel Tower. 0:03:14.680 --> 0:03:19.280 That's a pretty good joke. Actually, yeah, that will do. Yes, Yeah, 0:03:19.480 --> 0:03:23.160 send off the Greg Gutfelder or somebody. That's pretty good. 0:03:23.720 --> 0:03:26.880 Speaking of Greg Gutfeld, they were having the conversation about 0:03:27.120 --> 0:03:31.080 Venezuela last night and I don't know how familiar y'all 0:03:31.160 --> 0:03:35.080 are with Kat Timph the Blonde. I think she's a 0:03:35.120 --> 0:03:37.600 comedian is how she started and then became really big 0:03:37.640 --> 0:03:39.240 on Twitter, and she's on the show all the time 0:03:39.280 --> 0:03:42.640 making commentary about various things. There in the conversation about Venezuela, 0:03:42.640 --> 0:03:45.200 and she went on a pretty long screed, starting with 0:03:45.360 --> 0:03:48.640 the idea that it's kind of interesting from a magas 0:03:48.640 --> 0:03:54.760 standpoint that Trump is super for like two decades a. 0:03:55.080 --> 0:03:56.240 It's none of our business. 0:03:56.320 --> 0:03:58.960 We don't need to get involved in these foreign countries guy, 0:04:00.320 --> 0:04:03.480 And then you know we're doing this, although he did 0:04:03.520 --> 0:04:06.680 famously say the big mistake George W. Bush made was 0:04:06.720 --> 0:04:08.520 we didn't take the oil. What's the point of going 0:04:08.520 --> 0:04:10.160 into a rock if you're not going to take the oil. 0:04:10.480 --> 0:04:12.880 And now it looks like, based on everything he said yesterday, 0:04:13.040 --> 0:04:15.240 we're going into Venezuela and we're going to take the 0:04:15.280 --> 0:04:18.120 oil or or somehow get involved with the oil. 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:19.880 Yeah. 0:04:20.240 --> 0:04:22.520 I don't think Trump has a coherent foreign policy, but 0:04:22.600 --> 0:04:24.680 to the extent he does, it's that you don't get 0:04:24.760 --> 0:04:28.840 screw around in our neighborhood, which I think is perfectly reasonable. Yeah, 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:31.280 back before I get to what kat Tip said that 0:04:31.320 --> 0:04:35.200 I wanted to discuss. Jeb Bush yesterday tweeted out, Jeb 0:04:36.520 --> 0:04:39.080 hilariously mocked by Trump until he had to leave the 0:04:39.120 --> 0:04:42.880 stage back in twenty sixteen. Our country will be safer 0:04:42.920 --> 0:04:45.720 with the legitimate president of Venezuela in place. Thank you 0:04:45.800 --> 0:04:49.400 Maria Carina Micato for your courage. Thank you President Trump 0:04:49.400 --> 0:04:52.680 and Secretary of Rubio for bringing Maduro to justice. So 0:04:52.760 --> 0:04:56.960 that's a number of Jeb Bush, nice job Trump tweets 0:04:57.000 --> 0:05:00.240 in the last week. Well, yeah, that was u. That 0:05:00.360 --> 0:05:02.560 was a elbow to the the side of the head 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:05.040 when you weren't looking, because he was saying, it's you 0:05:05.120 --> 0:05:08.280 got to have my shadow in and she's not. That's 0:05:08.320 --> 0:05:12.599 that's We've got the loyalist maduroist vice president in. 0:05:12.800 --> 0:05:13.760 So that was half a shot. 0:05:13.760 --> 0:05:15.240 It depends on whoever he's going to give us the 0:05:15.279 --> 0:05:17.559 oil play ball play ball. 0:05:18.000 --> 0:05:20.960 But anyway, here's what kat Tim said. Did she just 0:05:21.000 --> 0:05:22.360 have a baby? I think I think she just said 0:05:22.400 --> 0:05:22.640 she did. 0:05:22.680 --> 0:05:25.279 Yeah, congratulations, that's Katy, I'm having a baby. 0:05:26.640 --> 0:05:30.240 This I'm not worked up about this story, by the way, 0:05:30.400 --> 0:05:32.599 So I'm not trying to make a point of any kind. 0:05:32.720 --> 0:05:37.560 I'm like, not angry incense that we violated the constitution 0:05:37.680 --> 0:05:41.080 and only Congress declares war. I'm also not super jazz 0:05:41.200 --> 0:05:41.800 that we did this. 0:05:41.920 --> 0:05:45.440 I'm just kind of watching it. Got to wait and see. 0:05:47.720 --> 0:05:50.799 But on the whole idea of we were at war 0:05:50.920 --> 0:05:54.840 with Venezuela with the drug boats and no, this is 0:05:54.839 --> 0:05:58.480 not a war, this is a a Senator Marco Rubio, 0:05:58.480 --> 0:06:00.240 Secretary of State, has said, now this is a this 0:06:00.279 --> 0:06:02.760 is an arrest. Was we went in and arrest him. 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:05.000 The military were there to back up the law enforcement 0:06:05.040 --> 0:06:07.480 to arrest the guy. And Kat Timp said, this is 0:06:07.480 --> 0:06:10.440 pretty interesting. Let me get this straight. We go to 0:06:10.480 --> 0:06:12.840 a country, we capture their leader, we bomb it, and 0:06:12.880 --> 0:06:15.600 then we say we run this country. Now, that's not war. 0:06:16.240 --> 0:06:20.159 But them sending cocaine here that people are willingly buying, 0:06:20.520 --> 0:06:23.200 that is war. This doesn't make any sense to me. 0:06:24.680 --> 0:06:28.560 Yes, she's right. Yeah. 0:06:28.160 --> 0:06:31.920 The explanations, the pretexts that are given for various actions 0:06:32.000 --> 0:06:36.320 are frequently bull crap. They're just what will fly. What 0:06:36.760 --> 0:06:38.760 we did snatched up with Dora was a handful of 0:06:38.800 --> 0:06:39.799 different things at once. 0:06:40.200 --> 0:06:44.000 Yeah, I thought it was pretty interesting. John Meachum, author 0:06:44.200 --> 0:06:46.920 Polsher Prize winner, wrote a bunch of good ones American Line, 0:06:47.080 --> 0:06:50.800 good book about Andrew Jackson. Anyway, he's on MSNBC all 0:06:50.800 --> 0:06:52.719 the time and he's a super super trumpeter. So I 0:06:52.760 --> 0:06:54.640 was kind of surprised to hear this out of him, 0:06:54.680 --> 0:06:57.880 But he said, and there I was on the topic 0:06:57.920 --> 0:06:59.640 of whether this is an legal move or Trump was 0:06:59.640 --> 0:07:02.760 you know, did something on constitutor already said yeah, I mean, 0:07:02.880 --> 0:07:05.960 you know, these are gray areas. Presidents do these sorts 0:07:06.000 --> 0:07:09.200 of things. They get away with it. They usually fly, 0:07:10.000 --> 0:07:12.400 nothing happens, people bark about it for a while, but 0:07:12.440 --> 0:07:14.760 we move on, and that's probably true. 0:07:14.880 --> 0:07:15.560 What's gonna happen. 0:07:16.160 --> 0:07:18.680 I like Kat and I would have enjoyed being part 0:07:18.720 --> 0:07:20.440 of that conversation with her. What I would say to 0:07:20.520 --> 0:07:23.000 her is, yeah, I absolutely can see the fact that 0:07:23.000 --> 0:07:26.080 there there is no drug problem in the United States 0:07:26.080 --> 0:07:26.800 without demand. 0:07:26.920 --> 0:07:29.960 Nobody's making people take drugs. We have an. 0:07:29.840 --> 0:07:33.280 Insatiable lust for drugs in this country, and it is 0:07:33.400 --> 0:07:37.000 on us. On the other hand, we had a uh, 0:07:37.440 --> 0:07:42.400 not only a dictator and a guy who was welcoming 0:07:42.600 --> 0:07:45.480 China and Iran and Russia. Yeah, I think that's a 0:07:45.480 --> 0:07:48.520 bigger deal to me into the country. Right across the 0:07:48.600 --> 0:07:52.000 Gulf from us. The guy would not play ball. He 0:07:52.120 --> 0:07:54.280 refused in any way to play Paul in the'se right 0:07:54.400 --> 0:07:58.120 across the street from us. Geopolitically, we don't have to 0:07:58.160 --> 0:08:00.440 put up with that. We didn't put up with it. 0:08:00.680 --> 0:08:01.280 Great move. 0:08:01.480 --> 0:08:03.320 What happens now difficult to say. 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:03.920 We'll have to. 0:08:03.840 --> 0:08:06.960 See, Yeah, the whole Sometimes doing the right thing leads 0:08:06.960 --> 0:08:08.000 to a hard road. 0:08:08.280 --> 0:08:10.320 I think we've all dealt with that in our real lives. 0:08:10.640 --> 0:08:12.440 Just because you do the right thing doesn't mean your 0:08:12.440 --> 0:08:15.200 life becomes easy. Sometimes doing the right thing makes your 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:18.360 life harder, but that doesn't mean it's not the right thing. 0:08:20.640 --> 0:08:23.880 I think it's a much bigger deal that you know, 0:08:23.880 --> 0:08:26.360 they were getting around our oil embargoes with Russia and 0:08:26.360 --> 0:08:29.240 all that sort of stuff in Iran and China being there, 0:08:29.280 --> 0:08:32.559 And that's to me way bigger deal than senin US drugs. 0:08:32.840 --> 0:08:35.120 Oh yeah, I would agree, I would agree completely. And 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:38.120 the fact that they're a national security threat in general 0:08:38.760 --> 0:08:44.440 the drug thing is totally uncool. But again, uh eh, 0:08:44.480 --> 0:08:45.960 we've got some complicity in this. 0:08:46.360 --> 0:08:49.040 So can fishermen there in Venezuela get back in their 0:08:49.040 --> 0:08:51.640 boats and go out there and feel fairly secure that. 0:08:52.880 --> 0:08:55.000 I think they could probably go ahead and run their 0:08:55.040 --> 0:08:56.040 sport fishing tournament. 0:08:56.120 --> 0:08:56.360 Now. 0:08:56.840 --> 0:08:59.840 I'd get it done like quick the next couple of days. 0:09:01.320 --> 0:09:02.880 By the way, I don't remember if I said this 0:09:02.960 --> 0:09:06.000 yesterday or not, but I meant to Marco Rubio is 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:09.680 flipping good. Oh yeah, but that sort of stuff. He 0:09:09.880 --> 0:09:13.640 is really good. You cannot corner Marco Rubio. He does 0:09:13.760 --> 0:09:16.760 that hole how dare you ask me? And I'm usually 0:09:16.760 --> 0:09:19.000 turned off by that sort of tone. But he's really 0:09:19.000 --> 0:09:20.920 good at the How could you be so stupid to 0:09:20.920 --> 0:09:25.000 not understand what I'm saying. He's just really really good at. 0:09:24.920 --> 0:09:27.959 It, right, And I think he stopped short of being 0:09:28.000 --> 0:09:31.840 a dick about it or absolutely. It's kind of amazing 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:35.199 he was never elected president or got denomination because he's really. 0:09:34.920 --> 0:09:35.360 Good at that. 0:09:35.720 --> 0:09:38.880 Well, because Trump came out of nowhere and humiliated him. Right, 0:09:40.880 --> 0:09:45.200 little Marco, I've never seen anybody so thirsty. Let's see 0:09:45.200 --> 0:09:48.720 where did I'm looking at yesterday's clips because we had it. 0:09:48.600 --> 0:09:52.360 And he says he won't run in twenty eight if 0:09:53.320 --> 0:09:56.040 jd Vance runs, and Jade Vance is going to run, 0:09:56.080 --> 0:09:58.319 so I guess Marco's just never going to be president. 0:09:58.400 --> 0:10:02.400 Although he is quite young. He might be. 0:10:02.800 --> 0:10:06.760 Maybe he thinks after Trump, it'll go the Democrats away 0:10:06.800 --> 0:10:10.960 most likely, just as the swing of history, and he'll 0:10:10.960 --> 0:10:12.080 come back four years later. 0:10:12.640 --> 0:10:15.960 Well, remember he got out of government, or he tried, 0:10:16.000 --> 0:10:18.800 and the Republican Party begged him to run for reelection 0:10:18.840 --> 0:10:21.280 as senator because they knew he would win, but he 0:10:21.360 --> 0:10:23.839 was tired of it. But yeah, he's really really good 0:10:23.840 --> 0:10:25.960 at it. And he's also a really savvy operator. I 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:28.600 could see him. I can't read his mind, but I 0:10:28.640 --> 0:10:29.680 could see him thinking. 0:10:30.800 --> 0:10:31.040 JD. 0:10:31.200 --> 0:10:36.400 Vance is super smart, but he's a loose cannon's the 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:41.280 wrong term. But he he's bold enough that he might 0:10:41.480 --> 0:10:45.160 really miscalculate something. And if I just stand back as 0:10:45.200 --> 0:10:48.439 the loyal MAGA guy, I'm the clear next choice. We'll 0:10:48.440 --> 0:10:50.040 see how it goes with JB. Because I don't want 0:10:50.040 --> 0:10:51.439 to take him on head to For me. 0:10:52.160 --> 0:10:59.679 Vance comes off as two calculatingly transparently calculating, just like 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:03.480 obviously changing is this or that at. 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:04.079 The right time? 0:11:04.240 --> 0:11:07.640 But whatever, he might be the nominating I yeah, and 0:11:07.679 --> 0:11:11.319 I get dinged for not only bringing up the twenty 0:11:11.320 --> 0:11:15.559 eight presidential election, but the twenty thirty two presidential election. 0:11:15.640 --> 0:11:17.920 Oh good, Although it became I became a Warner the 0:11:17.960 --> 0:11:18.319 other day. 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:21.000 My son will be voting in the twenty eight presidential election, 0:11:21.080 --> 0:11:22.800 which I find horrifying. 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:24.160 How is that even possible? 0:11:24.440 --> 0:11:26.920 And the Democrats want to give sixteen year olds the 0:11:27.000 --> 0:11:31.200 right to vote? Well, actually, progressives around the world want 0:11:31.240 --> 0:11:35.720 that because they know children fall for their fairy tale policies. 0:11:36.280 --> 0:11:39.760 It's insidious. Eh, these are the things they get me 0:11:39.760 --> 0:11:40.520 shown up for work. 0:11:42.120 --> 0:11:42.360 Yeah. 0:11:42.400 --> 0:11:45.800 When Marco was talking to Margaret Brennan and she says, well, 0:11:46.440 --> 0:11:48.959 if you are trying to, you know, remove the regime, 0:11:49.000 --> 0:11:50.760 why didn't you pick up all of its laters? 0:11:50.880 --> 0:11:52.880 And he said, what I just told you? 0:11:52.880 --> 0:11:55.440 How incredibly large and complex that operation was. 0:11:55.640 --> 0:11:57.920 You wanted us to do it times five in a 0:11:57.960 --> 0:12:00.000 single night. How's that gonna work? Mark? 0:12:00.360 --> 0:12:03.120 Yeah, dip ass, You didn't say that last thing, but 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:03.640 he should have. 0:12:04.920 --> 0:12:07.720 So why did I need to use Google Translate for 0:12:07.760 --> 0:12:10.440 the first time in my life? In an episode with 0:12:10.480 --> 0:12:13.120 the Maids at a hotel the other day? Among other things? 0:12:13.679 --> 0:12:18.439 Coming up on the Armstrung and Giddy show, arm Strong, Heyetty. 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:23.600 In America's record smashing flu season getting even worse. New 0:12:23.679 --> 0:12:27.040 CDC data shows flu cases spiked more than seven percent 0:12:27.120 --> 0:12:29.920 in a one week period, with severe cases rising. Two 0:12:30.320 --> 0:12:33.680 forty five states now reporting high or very high flu 0:12:33.760 --> 0:12:36.920 activity and the number of outpatient doctor visits for flu 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:39.199 like illnesses hitting record levels. 0:12:39.320 --> 0:12:42.480 Hmmm, record breaking flu season. Do you get the flu shot? 0:12:42.520 --> 0:12:46.240 I don't remember. I have a semi frequently. I heard 0:12:46.320 --> 0:12:47.280 through the grape vine. 0:12:47.320 --> 0:12:50.320 Who knows that this year it didn't match up well 0:12:50.360 --> 0:12:52.960 with the actual strains that are going around because they 0:12:53.000 --> 0:12:54.959 have to predict it, try to predict it to make 0:12:55.000 --> 0:12:55.600 it in advance. 0:12:55.600 --> 0:12:56.560 But I think I don't know. 0:12:56.760 --> 0:12:58.400 I think I have once in my life, and I 0:12:58.440 --> 0:13:00.640 don't feel like it's made any different. I get two 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:02.840 years out of three, Probably I do. 0:13:02.960 --> 0:13:04.640 But hey, do you get the flu shot? 0:13:04.880 --> 0:13:06.200 No? I never have, never have. 0:13:08.200 --> 0:13:14.160 Young and strong. Now we're weak and old. Heasing grade. 0:13:14.240 --> 0:13:16.560 We one mild illness could do us, and so we 0:13:16.600 --> 0:13:20.760 got to be careful. This is kind of semi interesting. 0:13:20.960 --> 0:13:23.600 So NASCAR racing. I don't follow NASCAR, but they had 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:24.239 a commissioner. 0:13:24.280 --> 0:13:24.640 First time. 0:13:24.640 --> 0:13:27.240 They decided they need a sports commissioner like Major League 0:13:27.280 --> 0:13:29.719 Baseball does and NFL does. They hired a commissioner, this guy, 0:13:29.760 --> 0:13:31.920 Steve Phelps. Where there's some sort of court case going 0:13:31.960 --> 0:13:33.199 on that I'm not going to get into because I 0:13:33.200 --> 0:13:36.560 don't care, involves Michael Jordan. Weirdly, because lots of athletes, 0:13:37.160 --> 0:13:39.320 movie stars and stuff get into racing, it must be 0:13:39.360 --> 0:13:41.800 more compelling than I realized, because a lot of rich, 0:13:41.840 --> 0:13:45.559 powerful people get into it, compelling and glamorous, and a 0:13:45.600 --> 0:13:47.520 lot of rich people are around it. And yet it's 0:13:47.559 --> 0:13:49.880 like going in a champion racehorse. I guess you crad 0:13:50.720 --> 0:13:53.360 and there's no appeal for me. But anyway, during this 0:13:53.520 --> 0:13:57.800 court case, some of the texts came out from this 0:13:57.840 --> 0:14:00.920 commissioner in which he calls rich Childress and if you 0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:03.120 know anything about raising, he's one of the biggest names 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:08.000 in the history of racing a stupid redneck. Oh no, 0:14:08.360 --> 0:14:11.800 it just everybody went nuts in the NASCAR community over 0:14:11.880 --> 0:14:14.760 him calling one of the most beloved figures in all 0:14:14.840 --> 0:14:18.280 of the history of NASCAR a stupid redneck. As the commissioner, 0:14:18.440 --> 0:14:21.000 So he is he like calling Red hour Back a 0:14:21.040 --> 0:14:22.000 stupid redneck? 0:14:22.160 --> 0:14:26.920 Or who's like a beloved football owner, maybe Jerry Jones 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:27.920 who's a bit of a character. 0:14:28.000 --> 0:14:29.240 But yeah, that's crazy. 0:14:29.280 --> 0:14:33.240 Anyway, Haly Lambeau, this guy has stepped down as commissioner 0:14:33.240 --> 0:14:35.200 and went with the as a lifelong fan. It gives 0:14:35.200 --> 0:14:37.760 me immense pride to have served as NASCAR's first and 0:14:37.800 --> 0:14:40.920 I will not always remember the blah blah blah blah. 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:43.880 I got caught calling NASCAR driver's rednecks. So I guess 0:14:43.920 --> 0:14:47.120 I've gotta go, is what he could have said. So 0:14:47.240 --> 0:14:49.000 I have a habit when I travel. This is a 0:14:49.040 --> 0:14:51.360 transition to a different story. I have a habit when 0:14:51.400 --> 0:14:53.040 I travel. I've done this my whole life. If I 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:56.000 put my dirty clothes in the trash can, the trash 0:14:56.080 --> 0:14:58.320 can I've always thought is very handy because it's usually 0:14:58.360 --> 0:15:00.000 got that plastic liner in it. 0:15:00.320 --> 0:15:02.480 Wow, wait a minute, we got a pause right there. 0:15:03.400 --> 0:15:06.400 I've never heard of that. I'm not saying it's a 0:15:06.440 --> 0:15:08.640 bad idea. Well it's not a great idea, but I 0:15:08.680 --> 0:15:09.040 get you. 0:15:09.400 --> 0:15:11.080 I put my dirty socks in my underwear in the 0:15:11.120 --> 0:15:13.880 trash can with the plastic thing in there, and that's 0:15:13.880 --> 0:15:20.480 your trash. And there's usually multiple toilet in the dress 0:15:20.560 --> 0:15:23.520 or drawer, there's usually multiple trash cans, and but one 0:15:23.560 --> 0:15:25.320 of them are reserved for my dirty socks and undwords 0:15:25.320 --> 0:15:25.800 stuff like that. 0:15:25.840 --> 0:15:27.360 Katie's giving me what the hell look? 0:15:27.760 --> 0:15:30.480 And so I've always done that, And then when I 0:15:30.480 --> 0:15:32.320 get up the next morning, it's so easy to just 0:15:32.360 --> 0:15:34.520 grab the plastic things, spin it. It's sealed, and I 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:36.200 put it in my bag, and my dirty clothes are 0:15:36.240 --> 0:15:38.480 separated by the plastic bag from my other stuff. 0:15:38.480 --> 0:15:40.960 I've been doing this my whole life. The judges are 0:15:41.000 --> 0:15:41.640 ready to roll. 0:15:41.840 --> 0:15:42.160 Well. 0:15:42.360 --> 0:15:45.360 Creative and Innovative had set back the other day though, 0:15:45.480 --> 0:15:47.760 as I got back to my room and the maids 0:15:47.760 --> 0:15:50.240 had already gotten in there before, and I said, oh, oh, 0:15:50.280 --> 0:15:51.960 did you throw away my clothes that were in the 0:15:52.000 --> 0:15:52.560 trash can? 0:15:52.880 --> 0:15:55.120 And she looked at me and said, see. 0:15:55.480 --> 0:15:57.960 Uh, she had I do they were in the trash can. 0:15:58.640 --> 0:16:00.800 No, she had no idea what I sing or whatever, 0:16:00.880 --> 0:16:03.960 And so I thought, what am I gonna do here? 0:16:04.520 --> 0:16:06.840 And because it hadn't I didn't care about my stuff 0:16:06.840 --> 0:16:08.240 so much. But I had some of my son's clothes 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:11.640 that he really likes, particular clothes, and so I had 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:15.880 to download the translator app, which I'd never done before. 0:16:16.080 --> 0:16:18.600 The Google Translator worked great. I typed it in there 0:16:18.720 --> 0:16:21.160 anything like that, and so we had a conversation about it. 0:16:21.600 --> 0:16:21.960 Whatever. 0:16:22.000 --> 0:16:23.800 Anyway, when I get back to the hotel room with 0:16:23.840 --> 0:16:26.240 all the rest of my family, mom, dad, everybody like that. 0:16:26.360 --> 0:16:29.440 I get mocked endlessly. One for putting my clothes in 0:16:29.480 --> 0:16:30.880 the trash can? What did you think you were going 0:16:30.920 --> 0:16:31.240 to happen? 0:16:31.280 --> 0:16:31.360 You? 0:16:31.400 --> 0:16:31.640 More on? 0:16:32.080 --> 0:16:36.240 And two for making some immigrant who doesn't speak English 0:16:36.400 --> 0:16:39.720 dig through the garbage to find my dirty socks on 0:16:39.760 --> 0:16:40.320 a holiday. 0:16:40.760 --> 0:16:42.840 This is the ugly face of white supremacy. 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:44.600 Michael, I see it. 0:16:45.800 --> 0:16:48.200 Oh, they couldn't believe that I had that poor woman 0:16:48.600 --> 0:16:53.600 digging through the garbage to find my crusty socks on 0:16:53.640 --> 0:16:54.200 a holiday. 0:16:54.480 --> 0:16:57.160 And when she tried to stop. You didn't like beat 0:16:57.200 --> 0:16:59.520 her or anything she but she found them and I 0:16:59.520 --> 0:17:01.160 got them back. Very nice. 0:17:03.120 --> 0:17:05.720 Tip on her. I would have if I had guinea cash. 0:17:05.720 --> 0:17:10.440 But I, oh no, this is the nightmare. Most is 0:17:10.480 --> 0:17:12.400 a nightmare. I have nothing to. 0:17:12.359 --> 0:17:15.040 Say Armstrong and Getty. 0:17:16.600 --> 0:17:20.240 I won't reset the entire hotel made story. If you 0:17:20.280 --> 0:17:22.680 missed it, get the podcast Armstrong and Getty on demand. 0:17:22.760 --> 0:17:25.720 But the texture running roughly fifty to fifty. Or whether 0:17:25.760 --> 0:17:28.679 it's a genius idea to put the dirty clothes in 0:17:28.720 --> 0:17:30.920 the trash can with the liner, or what did you 0:17:30.960 --> 0:17:31.960 think was gonna happen you? 0:17:32.000 --> 0:17:32.360 More on? 0:17:32.520 --> 0:17:34.440 You put your clothes in a trash can. So it's 0:17:34.480 --> 0:17:36.360 kind of run fifty to fifty. It is running one 0:17:36.440 --> 0:17:38.919 hundred percent that I'm a monster for not having tipped 0:17:38.920 --> 0:17:43.920 the woman. Now, I intended to tip the woman, but 0:17:43.960 --> 0:17:46.000 when we got back from our meal, she was gone. 0:17:46.080 --> 0:17:49.160 Everybody is gone. Nobody could understand what I was even 0:17:49.200 --> 0:17:51.800 talking about. I didn't know how to, although somebody said 0:17:51.800 --> 0:17:55.040 I should absolutely let the hotel know what a great 0:17:55.119 --> 0:17:56.600 job they did the very least. 0:17:56.920 --> 0:17:59.920 Oh yeah, yeah, well you leave a nice tip on 0:18:00.160 --> 0:18:02.160 the desk right as you check out? 0:18:02.760 --> 0:18:05.440 Yeah, do you always housekeeping? Yeah? Okay. 0:18:05.480 --> 0:18:07.920 So we got in an interesting so I'd never heard 0:18:07.960 --> 0:18:10.080 of this in my life. We got into this conversation 0:18:10.160 --> 0:18:12.119 with a group of whatever it was twenty people. Somebody 0:18:12.160 --> 0:18:13.800 came up with the do you tip the maids? And 0:18:13.840 --> 0:18:15.720 I said, why would I tip the maids? So about 0:18:15.720 --> 0:18:17.600 half the room was like, never heard of it in 0:18:17.640 --> 0:18:19.720 my life, and the other half was, you don't tip 0:18:19.760 --> 0:18:23.360 the weights the maids at the hotel, you monsters. I'd 0:18:23.359 --> 0:18:27.040 never heard of it in my life. Wow, Wow, you're 0:18:27.040 --> 0:18:28.280 supposed to tip the maids? 0:18:28.640 --> 0:18:33.760 Oh of course, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, Yeah, Matt, 0:18:34.320 --> 0:18:35.160 I didn't know this either. 0:18:35.160 --> 0:18:37.480 I mean neither. I'd never even heard of it. 0:18:37.480 --> 0:18:39.679 It wasn't an option for me to not do it 0:18:39.680 --> 0:18:40.920 because I didn't know it was a thing. 0:18:41.320 --> 0:18:43.159 Well, it's weird these days because it used to be 0:18:43.160 --> 0:18:45.080 the maids would come in every single day, make the 0:18:45.160 --> 0:18:48.680 room spick and span, you know, tuck in your sheets 0:18:48.720 --> 0:18:52.720