WEBVTT - Double Nickel 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:03.600 Why can I find it? Because it's Friday. Welcome to Friday. 0:00:03.800 --> 0:00:06.160 I was trying to find the Carly ray Jepson song. 0:00:06.360 --> 0:00:08.440 It's Friday Friday. 0:00:09.320 --> 0:00:11.560 You're such a dad. That's Rebecca Black. 0:00:11.680 --> 0:00:16.960 Oh is it? Yeah, that's why I couldn't find it. Oh, 0:00:17.000 --> 0:00:18.560 well we'll go with this instead. 0:00:22.920 --> 0:00:27.760 Goly Cereal with your the've got name when you hand 0:00:27.800 --> 0:00:28.160 a jam. 0:00:30.440 --> 0:00:31.800 I don't know if I can go through that again. Yeah. 0:00:31.800 --> 0:00:33.200 I was gonna say, I'm going to take an apple 0:00:33.320 --> 0:00:34.040 see in two minutes. 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:36.080 It's a lot. It's a long song. I get what 0:00:36.120 --> 0:00:37.320 he was trying to do with it, and I love 0:00:37.400 --> 0:00:39.559 him for writing it and producing it, and eventually we'll 0:00:39.560 --> 0:00:40.600 play the whole thing again. 0:00:40.640 --> 0:00:42.920 But it's just yeah, for right now, just spoon man. Great, 0:00:43.000 --> 0:00:44.920 this is actually a podcast called serial Killers. 0:00:45.000 --> 0:00:47.360 Yeah, but that was saying I wish it had serial 0:00:47.440 --> 0:00:48.400 killers right up front. 0:00:48.479 --> 0:00:50.200 Yeah, Oh guess what what? 0:00:51.000 --> 0:00:56.360 Welcome to serial Killers, episode fifty five. That's double Nickel 0:00:56.440 --> 0:00:56.800 right there. 0:00:56.960 --> 0:01:01.400 Hello, that's not Nichols. It was a quarter I ad. Yeah, 0:01:01.440 --> 0:01:03.160 So I looked at them and I'm like, fifty, we 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:03.920 passed fifty. 0:01:03.960 --> 0:01:05.880 You know it's supposed to look You're just supposed to listen. 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:07.680 That was double nickel. These are Nichols. 0:01:07.680 --> 0:01:08.839 But who says double nickel? 0:01:09.200 --> 0:01:12.520 Like old weathermen and stuff like that. Who hey, everybody 0:01:12.600 --> 0:01:14.520 such shy today I got to hit double Nichols fifty 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:15.600 five degrees in the city. 0:01:15.720 --> 0:01:19.160 Okay, listen. If you listen to this podcast, can you 0:01:19.240 --> 0:01:21.640 please tweet us if you've ever heard of the phrase 0:01:21.720 --> 0:01:22.399 double nickel. 0:01:22.480 --> 0:01:24.199 People have heard of it, just nobody uses it because 0:01:24.200 --> 0:01:25.360 it's cheesy and dumb. 0:01:25.480 --> 0:01:26.720 No one's heard of double nickel. 0:01:26.800 --> 0:01:27.000 Yeah. 0:01:27.000 --> 0:01:28.640 I probably saw it as like a kid and was like, 0:01:28.680 --> 0:01:30.040 oh my god, everyone says it. 0:01:30.360 --> 0:01:34.479 No, I've really only heard Weatherman meteorologists. Sorry Weatherman, that's 0:01:34.480 --> 0:01:37.560 such a dated term. Meteorologists are really the only people 0:01:37.560 --> 0:01:38.760 I've ever heard us that before. 0:01:38.840 --> 0:01:40.720 If you listen to this podcast, please tweet us if 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:43.360 you've heard of the term double nickel until Scotty just used. 0:01:43.240 --> 0:01:46.759 It, hashtag double nickel. Well, it's episode fifty five. Great, 0:01:47.080 --> 0:01:49.320 thank you for letting us get this far. Yes, we 0:01:49.360 --> 0:01:52.000 do appreciate that you listen. And you know, it's cool 0:01:52.000 --> 0:01:54.320 because we were at one of Elvis's book events the 0:01:54.400 --> 0:01:56.960 other night and so many people came up to us 0:01:56.960 --> 0:02:00.040 that listened to this crap, and we really really appreciate it. 0:02:00.120 --> 0:02:02.320 We need to be less hard on ourselves. This is 0:02:02.320 --> 0:02:04.920 in your crap. It's well seasoned crap, you know. 0:02:05.960 --> 0:02:08.400 But you wrote something really nasty. And when somebody's book 0:02:08.480 --> 0:02:10.400 I did, he's like, can you sign this? Andrew already 0:02:10.400 --> 0:02:13.000 did and I did. And you wrote you suck gen 0:02:13.200 --> 0:02:14.359 xer or whatever the hell. 0:02:14.240 --> 0:02:17.000 You wrote gen x sucks, and I pointed to your name. 0:02:17.400 --> 0:02:18.440 I hate you sometimes. 0:02:18.480 --> 0:02:20.359 Well, you know what, who's at the door. 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:22.160 Diamond's giving us a lap dance on the door, and 0:02:22.160 --> 0:02:23.200 I don't understand why. 0:02:23.360 --> 0:02:25.919 Well, everybody who listens is very nice, and at all 0:02:25.919 --> 0:02:28.240 these book events, it's so crazy to see people come 0:02:28.280 --> 0:02:30.840 up and be like, oh my god, I love the podcast. 0:02:30.919 --> 0:02:35.000 Yeah, well, anyway, welcome to Serial Killers. It's Elvis's favorite 0:02:35.040 --> 0:02:41.200 podcast on the Elvis Duran Show podcast network. Yeah. Is 0:02:41.200 --> 0:02:42.040 that what we're calling it now? 0:02:42.160 --> 0:02:42.440 Yes. 0:02:42.760 --> 0:02:45.519 Diamond just likes to interrupt. She thinks that she's the exective. 0:02:46.240 --> 0:02:48.520 She comes and goes and says, I can't eat anything. 0:02:48.639 --> 0:02:49.480 I can't eat anything. 0:02:50.080 --> 0:02:53.480 That's okay, do we have any cereals Diamond can eat today? 0:02:53.520 --> 0:02:58.280 No follow me at Diamond sincere Instagram putting it out. 0:02:58.360 --> 0:02:59.120 Please don't do this. 0:02:59.280 --> 0:03:01.320 Let's just say it's a little rough to follow you on. 0:03:01.360 --> 0:03:03.840 What is it Twitter? Because you got that underscore after Diamond? Sincere? 0:03:04.200 --> 0:03:06.560 So ghetto is so ghetto ghetto? 0:03:06.880 --> 0:03:09.760 Okay, well, welcome again. This is Serial Killers. It's the 0:03:09.880 --> 0:03:13.120 Cereal podcast where we think inside the box. Yeah, unless 0:03:13.120 --> 0:03:15.040 it's a bag of multimeal, then there is no box. 0:03:15.440 --> 0:03:16.320 I love scooters. 0:03:16.639 --> 0:03:18.440 We're going to get another variety of scooters in here 0:03:18.440 --> 0:03:21.320 for you. You can mimic all you want, Diamond, but 0:03:21.760 --> 0:03:23.400 you can't eat anything and you suck. So it's like 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:25.880 you and Garrett together on an island. Can't eat anything 0:03:25.960 --> 0:03:28.000 or you'll die. All right? So would you like classic 0:03:28.040 --> 0:03:29.160 or New Andrew? Where are you going? 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:32.639 I'll do Classic Classic. Are you sure Diamond can't eat 0:03:32.639 --> 0:03:33.400 any of these today? 0:03:33.520 --> 0:03:33.600 No? 0:03:33.880 --> 0:03:34.240 All right? 0:03:34.280 --> 0:03:37.560 So oh hey Diamond, wait, let's see if this one 0:03:37.600 --> 0:03:37.960 she can eat? 0:03:38.000 --> 0:03:40.240 Find going down to the cereal sack. In the last episode, 0:03:40.280 --> 0:03:41.960 I told you we would do another variety of this 0:03:42.040 --> 0:03:45.280 Cereal checks. It is a checks variety and it's what 0:03:45.800 --> 0:03:47.280 you can smile all you want, but I don't think 0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:49.280 you can eat it. It's one of the original ones 0:03:49.320 --> 0:03:51.040 that was in the Checks mix that the peanuts put 0:03:51.080 --> 0:03:51.760 in the microwave. 0:03:52.080 --> 0:03:54.720 Checks Check's original, what's Check's original? 0:03:55.440 --> 0:03:56.960 No? Can you have rice checks? 0:03:57.120 --> 0:03:57.440 You can? 0:03:58.000 --> 0:04:04.119 Can you have the squatted wheat checks? Let's check the ingredients? 0:04:04.400 --> 0:04:07.000 Fortunately, Yes, yes. 0:04:11.480 --> 0:04:14.320 That's it, Yes, diamonds, milk, you know? Can you just 0:04:14.360 --> 0:04:16.560 get out of here? You can't be the executive producer 0:04:16.600 --> 0:04:19.520 of a cereal podcast and not be able to eat any. 0:04:19.320 --> 0:04:21.440 Cereals just a little bit, or drink milk, a little 0:04:21.440 --> 0:04:21.880 bit of milk. 0:04:22.480 --> 0:04:23.680 Are you lactose intolerant? 0:04:23.760 --> 0:04:24.400 You'll find out? 0:04:25.720 --> 0:04:28.200 All right, Well, I'm gonna pull over a sea. 0:04:29.160 --> 0:04:33.120 No high for tose coin syrup, no artificial flavors or colors. Ingredients, 0:04:33.120 --> 0:04:35.120 whole grain wheat sugar is the second ingredient. But this 0:04:35.120 --> 0:04:38.640 stuff is not sweet. So look the original, the original 0:04:38.720 --> 0:04:41.200 Checks party mix is on the back the recipe for it. 0:04:41.240 --> 0:04:42.680 Do you know that you used to be able to 0:04:42.839 --> 0:04:46.279 stick a bag of checks mix in the microwape? 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:48.760 Andrew, you don't even know what you're talking about. You 0:04:48.800 --> 0:04:51.799 don't even know what you're talking about. No, he doesn't 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:55.320 know what he's talking about. Before there was checks mixed, 0:04:55.360 --> 0:04:58.400 you would take a box of wheat checks, rice checks 0:04:58.520 --> 0:05:00.440 and whatever the other one was, and they would give 0:05:00.480 --> 0:05:02.080 you a packet of seasoning and you would mix it 0:05:02.120 --> 0:05:03.800 all together in a bowl and put it in the 0:05:03.839 --> 0:05:06.440 microwave and you'd warm it up for like thirty seconds, 0:05:06.440 --> 0:05:08.599 and that was your checks mix. It didn't come already 0:05:08.640 --> 0:05:10.919 assembled back in the day. If you ever listened to 0:05:10.960 --> 0:05:14.240 the podcast that you allegedly produce, you would have heard 0:05:14.320 --> 0:05:16.560 us talk all about it about twenty episodes ago. 0:05:16.760 --> 0:05:18.400 Oh well, thank you for enlightening me. 0:05:18.480 --> 0:05:20.040 So well, maybe on the way home you actually listened 0:05:20.080 --> 0:05:20.640 to something. 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:22.719 I had that you forced everyone to listen to Serial 0:05:22.800 --> 0:05:24.159 Killers yesterday in the car. 0:05:25.160 --> 0:05:26.440 That's actually the greatest thing. 0:05:26.520 --> 0:05:28.160 I didn't force anybody, No. 0:05:28.640 --> 0:05:31.520 You forced, He gave them no control over the listen. 0:05:31.680 --> 0:05:34.720 I happen to be driving out with Sam and Ali okay, 0:05:34.760 --> 0:05:36.640 and I said, hey, Sam, have you ever actually listened 0:05:36.680 --> 0:05:38.400 to the fiftieth episode that you were in? 0:05:38.720 --> 0:05:41.440 And She's like, no, let's listen to it now. So 0:05:41.640 --> 0:05:42.760 that's I didn't. 0:05:42.520 --> 0:05:45.680 Force anything on anybody. They were willing participants. And Ali 0:05:45.760 --> 0:05:47.120 was in the back laughing. I don't know if they 0:05:47.160 --> 0:05:50.360 were just like hahha, she was gratuitous laughing, but yeah, 0:05:50.400 --> 0:05:52.880 well whatever, she said it was funny. So anyway, let's 0:05:52.880 --> 0:05:57.440 break into the Oh wait, checks cheesy ranch checks man. No, no, okay, 0:05:57.480 --> 0:05:59.680 all right, we'll skip over that. Although it does here 0:05:59.720 --> 0:06:01.400 it does say to heat the oven to two fifty 0:06:01.600 --> 0:06:03.360 and put it in a large bowl. So I don't 0:06:03.360 --> 0:06:04.159 get it the oven. 0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:06.400 Yeah, if I put my checks mix in the oven, 0:06:06.440 --> 0:06:09.159 I feel like there's a lot of things I'm doing archaically, 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:12.599 Like do I still wash my clothes in the. 0:06:12.680 --> 0:06:15.600 River with a washboard? Doesn't your grandma do that? 0:06:15.720 --> 0:06:15.840 No? 0:06:15.960 --> 0:06:20.080 Diamond damon? No, heat oven two hundred and fifty degrees 0:06:20.120 --> 0:06:22.520 fahrenheit in a large bowl. Mix cereals nuts, pretzels, and 0:06:22.560 --> 0:06:25.919 bagel chips and set aside. See they don't tell you 0:06:25.920 --> 0:06:27.400 what kind of ball though, And you can't put most 0:06:27.400 --> 0:06:30.920 bowls in the oven. And case in point, Cooper was 0:06:30.920 --> 0:06:33.240 staying at our neighbor's house a couple of weeks ago, 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:35.520 and she thinks she's all high and mighty and can 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:38.880 make waffles. So in our house, she just puts waffles 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:41.360 in the toaster oven, you know, and pushes down. In 0:06:41.400 --> 0:06:43.720 this house, they didn't have a toaster oven. They had 0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:46.320 a toaster oven. They had an oven. It wasn't a toaster. 0:06:46.400 --> 0:06:49.119 They had a toaster oven, and so she put the 0:06:49.279 --> 0:06:51.839 waffle in there on like an Elmo plate and she 0:06:51.880 --> 0:06:53.039 put it in for thirty minutes. 0:06:53.200 --> 0:06:54.400 Oh my gosh. 0:06:54.440 --> 0:06:57.880 So there was smoke pouring out of the oven, and 0:06:57.920 --> 0:07:00.320 the mom upstairs like what's going on down there? And 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:02.840 the kids are screaming bloody murder, and the plastic is 0:07:02.960 --> 0:07:05.560 dripping down onto the bottom of the oven. And Cooper 0:07:05.560 --> 0:07:08.080 almost burned the entire house down. Poor Cooper, she was 0:07:08.200 --> 0:07:11.600 very devastated. Think about the traumatizedment. Yeah, she was trauma. 0:07:11.720 --> 0:07:13.000 She was crying, she was traumatized. 0:07:14.560 --> 0:07:16.240 You can laugh at all. Right, let's get in here. 0:07:16.960 --> 0:07:23.000 We checks from General Mills. It smells like cardboard. But 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:24.040 you know what, let's see. 0:07:23.880 --> 0:07:24.800 Wait, I'm a guest. 0:07:24.920 --> 0:07:26.040 Can we do? Can we do? 0:07:26.640 --> 0:07:29.080 Yeah? Why are you encouraging? 0:07:29.160 --> 0:07:31.920 Because the executive producer likes the sound effects? Here we go? 0:07:34.240 --> 0:07:35.920 Yes, like that, That's what I love. 0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:39.760 Now, Wait, we're not eating out of the bulls. 0:07:39.920 --> 0:07:41.880 No, those bulls are dirty. They were underwearing those balls 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:43.040 your underwear. 0:07:43.160 --> 0:07:45.640 No dirty boys, Scotty. 0:07:45.320 --> 0:07:48.160 All right, so will you first radio name dirty boy Scotti? 0:07:49.440 --> 0:07:51.040 So will you just do it? Just a drop of 0:07:51.040 --> 0:07:53.400 milk for me, just a drop, because because you have 0:07:53.440 --> 0:07:54.080 to have a little. 0:07:53.920 --> 0:07:55.600 Bit, just literally a drop. 0:07:55.680 --> 0:07:58.360 I got you. This one's Andrews. Why so much should 0:07:58.400 --> 0:07:59.280 I give him? A heavy pore? 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:03.280 Kind of looked like cardol the though they're not that bad. 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:05.320 There's no way in hell that sugar is a second ingredient. 0:08:05.360 --> 0:08:07.560 Let's see you ready, everybody, one, two, three. 0:08:09.840 --> 0:08:10.080 Bad? 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:11.160 There's nothing to it. 0:08:11.480 --> 0:08:13.880 I cut the top of my mouth right, I'm bleeding. 0:08:14.000 --> 0:08:14.600 It happens. 0:08:15.880 --> 0:08:17.800 It might as well just be like brand flakes, because 0:08:17.800 --> 0:08:18.880 that's pretty much what it tastes like. 0:08:19.120 --> 0:08:19.800 The calorie. 0:08:20.000 --> 0:08:21.320 We don't care about calories. 0:08:21.320 --> 0:08:22.880 I'm going to factor it in with my bowls and 0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:23.440 my spoons. 0:08:23.520 --> 0:08:25.120 You guys need to get closer to the microphone because 0:08:25.120 --> 0:08:26.200 I'm telling you no one can hear you. 0:08:26.360 --> 0:08:28.800 Hey, guys, my name's Diamond. Follow me on Instagram, all right, 0:08:28.840 --> 0:08:29.840 at Diamonds and say thanks. 0:08:29.960 --> 0:08:31.640 Ball around on Twitter, and if you do, make sure 0:08:31.680 --> 0:08:32.800 you use the underscore at the end. 0:08:32.800 --> 0:08:34.800 Please do don't give this other woman my follows. 0:08:34.840 --> 0:08:35.120 Please. 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:37.000 One cup has two hundred and ten calories. Did you 0:08:37.000 --> 0:08:38.760 see that to shoot out of my mouth? No? 0:08:38.800 --> 0:08:39.240 I didn't. 0:08:39.600 --> 0:08:41.440 One cut two hundred and ten calories, it's not terrible, 0:08:41.480 --> 0:08:42.679 and with a half a cup of skim milk two 0:08:42.760 --> 0:08:43.679 hundred and fifty calories. 0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:46.680 So I give this three and a half bowl, three 0:08:46.720 --> 0:08:47.560 bowls and a spoon. 0:08:47.679 --> 0:08:51.080 Oh okay, glad you listen to us. I'm going two balls. 0:08:51.080 --> 0:08:53.800 It's really not that great. It's an okay snack. Maybe 0:08:53.840 --> 0:08:56.840 as checks mix it'd be better, but as it stands alone, 0:08:56.880 --> 0:08:58.320 we checks gets two balls from me. 0:08:58.559 --> 0:09:01.800 Well, for everyone who's allergic to everything like I am, 0:09:02.000 --> 0:09:02.439 I think I. 0:09:02.480 --> 0:09:03.480 Have this four bowls? 0:09:03.600 --> 0:09:06.000 Well no, no, no, no, no, maybe three and a half? 0:09:06.120 --> 0:09:07.960 Can I do like three bowls and a spoon? 0:09:08.160 --> 0:09:10.240 Thank you? Executive producer. At least you know the podcast 0:09:10.360 --> 0:09:11.240 after you have to think. 0:09:11.120 --> 0:09:11.640 For a second. 0:09:12.080 --> 0:09:14.520 No, because I wanted to do more than a spoon, 0:09:14.600 --> 0:09:16.840 but I couldn't say a bowl and a spoon and 0:09:16.880 --> 0:09:17.719 a half, you know what I mean. 0:09:17.920 --> 0:09:20.520 So we were tinkering with the idea of what's the 0:09:20.559 --> 0:09:21.839 little demispoon? What the hell is it? 0:09:21.880 --> 0:09:22.959 What's that little spoon song? 0:09:23.280 --> 0:09:26.680 No teaspoon? No, that the little baby one that you like? 0:09:26.720 --> 0:09:29.200 You do the little espresso mixed with that little baby spoon? 0:09:29.240 --> 0:09:31.559 Oh, I can't think of the name. Soon espresso spoon. 0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:33.280 Screw you, guys, let's go to that. 0:09:33.880 --> 0:09:36.079 So a tablespoon and a teaspoon, so it's like more 0:09:36.160 --> 0:09:36.600 than just. 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:39.360 You're confusing everybody as well as myself. 0:09:39.400 --> 0:09:40.320 I don't think I'm confusing. 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:43.559 Going back down to the cereal sack for the All News. 0:09:43.280 --> 0:09:46.239 Cereals, blood actually added to the taste, I feel. 0:09:46.040 --> 0:09:47.439 So you get some iron in there. 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:49.719 Yeah, yeah, that works all. 0:09:49.760 --> 0:09:51.960 Right, So let's move on to the new cereal. Are 0:09:52.000 --> 0:09:56.040 you ready? Yeah, it's from Kellogg's. We've had two varieties 0:09:56.080 --> 0:09:58.600 of this before. You didn't like either one of them. 0:09:58.720 --> 0:10:00.400 Can you turn the mics so people can hear you? 0:10:00.440 --> 0:10:06.040 Thanks pal? Oh wow, yeah, oh wow. And you cannot 0:10:06.040 --> 0:10:08.360 have this one for sure, diamond because well, I'm sure 0:10:08.360 --> 0:10:13.640 the strawberry is artificial, but there is strawberry in it. No, sorry? 0:10:13.679 --> 0:10:18.160 Is it the filled ones? The small cravings? What the 0:10:18.200 --> 0:10:20.439 hell is a cra crave? 0:10:20.720 --> 0:10:25.040 It is crave ha ha ha okay ha ha strawberry 0:10:25.160 --> 0:10:30.440 crunch crave that looks like guys, Bye, thanks for dimon 0:10:30.880 --> 0:10:33.240 filling made with real chocolate. Would you get out of here? 0:10:33.280 --> 0:10:36.160 I'll follow you right out the door. Get out podcast 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:40.120 over billing Made with the real chocolate strawberry flavored and 0:10:40.240 --> 0:10:43.480 dusted shell with a smooth chocolate center. So basically it 0:10:43.480 --> 0:10:46.240 looks like a filled truro with strawberry dust on it. 0:10:46.600 --> 0:10:48.320 I'll try it flavored with. 0:10:48.280 --> 0:10:56.080 Other natural flavors or. 0:10:53.960 --> 0:10:57.160 Can we not have you speak Spanish pressed on this podcast? 0:10:57.480 --> 0:10:59.320 Do you know I do the best automated phone voice? 0:10:59.480 --> 0:11:01.920 No, act I do because I wasn't automated for the 0:11:01.960 --> 0:11:02.920 boss here for years. 0:11:03.200 --> 0:11:04.160 All right, when I. 0:11:04.080 --> 0:11:06.280 Lived in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, in nineteen ninety four, I 0:11:06.280 --> 0:11:09.440 worked at Western Union. They had me record the message 0:11:09.480 --> 0:11:11.640 and I was the voice of Western Union. Wow, thank 0:11:11.679 --> 0:11:14.680 you for chelling Western Union. Press one for quick collect, 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:17.640 press two for money transfer. Yeah, I mean that it 0:11:17.679 --> 0:11:20.160 was me. You get paid, No, they never paid me 0:11:20.240 --> 0:11:23.800 for They let me keep my job. All right? Here 0:11:23.800 --> 0:11:26.439 were you you? It smells very fruity. 0:11:26.600 --> 0:11:29.760 I'm excited for this cereal. I know I don't normally 0:11:29.840 --> 0:11:30.440 love crave. 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:34.280 The strawberry dust is. I love it. I don't know 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:35.840 what else to say. It looks delicious. 0:11:36.160 --> 0:11:39.920 I think I we had something like a crave. 0:11:40.559 --> 0:11:42.440 We had the cinnamon chocolate crave. You did not like 0:11:42.480 --> 0:11:42.840 that one? 0:11:42.920 --> 0:11:43.000 No? 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:43.480 I did? 0:11:43.559 --> 0:11:45.240 Oh, maybe it was the original Crave. You did not the. 0:11:45.240 --> 0:11:47.800 Cinnamon chocolate actually gave to my friend Michelle, and. 0:11:48.240 --> 0:11:50.160 That's why you did steal it. It's not here anymore. 0:11:50.200 --> 0:11:52.640 And my friend Michelle ate the whole thing in her 0:11:52.679 --> 0:11:54.920 car when she was really drunk and woke up with 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:59.520 it all over something. You've been pillaging the cereal vault, dude. 0:11:59.720 --> 0:12:02.440 If you listen to this podcast, you know I tell 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:03.600 you when I take things. 0:12:04.120 --> 0:12:05.880 Well, that was news to me that you stole a 0:12:05.920 --> 0:12:08.560 box of Crave, dude, and that's where that's where your 0:12:08.559 --> 0:12:10.360 milk money goes. Because I now know what. 0:12:10.600 --> 0:12:12.400 We're really gonna try this now, all right. 0:12:12.480 --> 0:12:14.000 So let it sit for just a second to see 0:12:14.040 --> 0:12:14.560 if there's any. 0:12:14.840 --> 0:12:15.959 Mushy poop in the butt hoole. 0:12:16.440 --> 0:12:18.880 There are, Yeah, this is one of those cereals that 0:12:18.920 --> 0:12:20.600 you can It looks like it has a little button. 0:12:20.600 --> 0:12:22.319 It looks like there's a stripe of poop heading down there. 0:12:22.360 --> 0:12:25.839 So what you didn't even say? 0:12:25.840 --> 0:12:25.960 One? 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:30.600 Two, three? Okay, hmm. These get soggy really quick, but 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:31.560 I'm okay with it. 0:12:31.520 --> 0:12:33.800 Tame, because if they were crunchy, it would take away 0:12:33.800 --> 0:12:36.319 from the flavor. I'm gonna give this three bowls. 0:12:36.240 --> 0:12:39.439 This is delicious. Yeah, I give it's more like a dessert. 0:12:39.880 --> 0:12:40.760 Yeah, I don't mind. 0:12:40.760 --> 0:12:43.680 Miss as you would say. This might be controversial, but 0:12:44.080 --> 0:12:45.560 I think I'm gonna give it four. I like the 0:12:45.559 --> 0:12:47.640 way the strawberry and the chocolate go together. We've had 0:12:47.679 --> 0:12:49.760 other strawberry chcolate cereals that were not good. 0:12:49.920 --> 0:12:51.280 Can I try one plane? 0:12:51.360 --> 0:12:53.160 Yeah? You mean dry? That's the term here. 0:12:53.280 --> 0:12:55.080 Go. Do your kids like you? 0:12:55.679 --> 0:12:57.719 They say they do. I don't know. Huh, only when 0:12:57.760 --> 0:12:58.360 I give them things. 0:12:58.440 --> 0:13:00.000 Uh huh. 0:13:00.400 --> 0:13:05.480 Yeah dry not good. Yeah, I'm pretty sure you shouldn't 0:13:05.480 --> 0:13:08.440 be having chocolate for breakfast. But it is really good. 0:13:08.600 --> 0:13:10.600 No, it has cocaw, and coca is good for you. 0:13:11.040 --> 0:13:13.720 This is not cocaw, trust me. No, this is not 0:13:13.840 --> 0:13:15.720 ninety percent whatever the hell this is? You know? 0:13:16.120 --> 0:13:19.040 Is this chocolate from Geneva? Is this from the Swiss Alps? 0:13:19.520 --> 0:13:23.800 Chocolate flavored filling is the first ingredient sugar, soybean oil, 0:13:24.200 --> 0:13:27.839 way cocoa processed with alkali, chocolate, so i lesse thin 0:13:28.320 --> 0:13:32.000 palm oil, vanilla extract. Michael Douglass got old. Now I 0:13:32.080 --> 0:13:34.680 want to view right now? Okay, that's cool. Look at 0:13:34.720 --> 0:13:37.760 the milk though. You can see the oil beads. Look 0:13:37.880 --> 0:13:40.080 very carefully, you could see like the beads of oil 0:13:40.160 --> 0:13:41.960 in the milk. Are you hot from the cereal? 0:13:42.040 --> 0:13:42.160 No? 0:13:42.240 --> 0:13:44.360 I'm not. Do you need a magnifying glass? Like, do 0:13:44.360 --> 0:13:45.400 you have cataracts already? 0:13:45.840 --> 0:13:48.200 I can't see any of this oil you so speak of. 0:13:48.280 --> 0:13:49.760 I'm telling you there's little beads of oil and that's 0:13:49.800 --> 0:13:51.559 from all the ingredients that I just read. But I 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:55.040 am I am going to drink the milk. M I 0:13:55.080 --> 0:13:57.480 was hoping for strawberry quick, but that's not really what's there. 0:13:57.960 --> 0:14:00.640 So all right, cool, that was pretty good out. I 0:14:00.720 --> 0:14:04.080 have to uh move on to can I sing it? Yeah, 0:14:04.160 --> 0:14:05.120 let's sing it ready? One? 0:14:05.280 --> 0:14:10.120 Two, three Serial Killers listener request. 0:14:11.320 --> 0:14:14.400 Fucks well, it is a bonus box because it is 0:14:14.400 --> 0:14:16.720 the third one, but it is a listener request. And 0:14:16.760 --> 0:14:19.200 we go to Daisy in the Bay Area in California. 0:14:19.280 --> 0:14:21.880 We have a listener from California. 0:14:22.120 --> 0:14:25.200 Daisy is freaking awesome. She tweets us all the time, 0:14:25.440 --> 0:14:27.960 and she is our latest T shirt winner. 0:14:29.520 --> 0:14:32.640 Just one minute here, French Toast crunches back out on 0:14:32.640 --> 0:14:34.800 the markets, and you have not brought me French host Crunch. 0:14:34.880 --> 0:14:38.560 Pause, French Toast Crunch has been is a back. 0:14:38.360 --> 0:14:40.800 Out, and you decided not to bring it in yet it. 0:14:40.800 --> 0:14:42.960 Is very expensive. I'm waiting for it to go on sale. 0:14:43.040 --> 0:14:46.800 Dude, you spent thirty bucks on that high altitude morning 0:14:46.880 --> 0:14:50.040 Summit Go rock climbing cereal from Amazon, so you can't 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:50.960 spend five bucks. 0:14:51.080 --> 0:14:52.360 Give me four ninety nine? Not get it for you? 0:14:52.520 --> 0:14:54.560 Oh wait, I think you have my change from the milk. 0:14:54.880 --> 0:14:57.680 No that you have milk money. Change from milk. That 0:14:57.760 --> 0:15:00.240 is milk money. What about the five dollars Nay gave you. 0:15:00.320 --> 0:15:01.240 Also milk money? 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:01.360 Oh? 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:03.040 Okay, so let me go down. 0:15:03.200 --> 0:15:03.920 Just buy a cow. 0:15:04.960 --> 0:15:07.240 I would love a cow. Bring it in, Bessie, bring 0:15:07.240 --> 0:15:07.520 her in. 0:15:07.800 --> 0:15:09.120 Wait, you've already named the cow. 0:15:09.280 --> 0:15:13.560 Most cows are named Bessie. Going over to the killers kelcey. 0:15:13.760 --> 0:15:16.200 Elsie is a cow, you know, the Bordon cow. His 0:15:16.280 --> 0:15:19.360 name is Elsie. What's Borden, dude? It's a dairy company. 0:15:19.640 --> 0:15:21.280 Okay, cool, you've. 0:15:21.120 --> 0:15:23.640 Never heard of Bordon. No, if you had these cans 0:15:23.640 --> 0:15:26.200 of evaporated milk, Elsie's on the front, when. 0:15:25.960 --> 0:15:31.160 Would I ever have evaporated milk? Think about this all right? 0:15:31.480 --> 0:15:33.600 Did you do you often have evaporated milk? 0:15:33.720 --> 0:15:33.880 No? 0:15:33.920 --> 0:15:35.800 But I am aware of things in life. 0:15:36.160 --> 0:15:38.480 You're aware of things because you go to the grocery 0:15:38.520 --> 0:15:41.680 store and then go to each island goes. 0:15:42.840 --> 0:15:47.080 You've never made a recipe that call for evaporated milk? No, okay, no, 0:15:47.480 --> 0:15:48.520 have you? Yes? 0:15:48.760 --> 0:15:49.720 What's what recipe? 0:15:49.760 --> 0:15:51.680