Speaker 1: Why can I find it? Because it's Friday. Welcome to Friday.
Speaker 1: I was trying to find the Carly ray Jepson song.
Speaker 1: It's Friday Friday.
Speaker 2: You're such a dad. That's Rebecca Black.
Speaker 1: Oh is it? Yeah, that's why I couldn't find it. Oh,
Speaker 1: well we'll go with this instead.
Speaker 2: Goly Cereal with your the've got name when you hand
Speaker 2: a jam.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can go through that again. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I'm going to take an apple
Speaker 2: see in two minutes.
Speaker 1: It's a lot. It's a long song. I get what
Speaker 1: he was trying to do with it, and I love
Speaker 1: him for writing it and producing it, and eventually we'll
Speaker 1: play the whole thing again.
Speaker 2: But it's just yeah, for right now, just spoon man. Great,
Speaker 2: this is actually a podcast called serial Killers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that was saying I wish it had serial
Speaker 1: killers right up front.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh guess what what?
Speaker 1: Welcome to serial Killers, episode fifty five. That's double Nickel
Speaker 1: right there.
Speaker 2: Hello, that's not Nichols. It was a quarter I ad. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So I looked at them and I'm like, fifty, we
Speaker 2: passed fifty.
Speaker 1: You know it's supposed to look You're just supposed to listen.
Speaker 1: That was double nickel. These are Nichols.
Speaker 2: But who says double nickel?
Speaker 1: Like old weathermen and stuff like that. Who hey, everybody
Speaker 1: such shy today I got to hit double Nichols fifty
Speaker 1: five degrees in the city.
Speaker 2: Okay, listen. If you listen to this podcast, can you
Speaker 2: please tweet us if you've ever heard of the phrase
Speaker 2: double nickel.
Speaker 1: People have heard of it, just nobody uses it because
Speaker 1: it's cheesy and dumb.
Speaker 2: No one's heard of double nickel.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I probably saw it as like a kid and was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, everyone says it.
Speaker 1: No, I've really only heard Weatherman meteorologists. Sorry Weatherman, that's
Speaker 1: such a dated term. Meteorologists are really the only people
Speaker 1: I've ever heard us that before.
Speaker 2: If you listen to this podcast, please tweet us if
Speaker 2: you've heard of the term double nickel until Scotty just used.
Speaker 1: It, hashtag double nickel. Well, it's episode fifty five. Great,
Speaker 1: thank you for letting us get this far. Yes, we
Speaker 1: do appreciate that you listen. And you know, it's cool
Speaker 1: because we were at one of Elvis's book events the
Speaker 1: other night and so many people came up to us
Speaker 1: that listened to this crap, and we really really appreciate it.
Speaker 2: We need to be less hard on ourselves. This is
Speaker 2: in your crap. It's well seasoned crap, you know.
Speaker 1: But you wrote something really nasty. And when somebody's book
Speaker 1: I did, he's like, can you sign this? Andrew already
Speaker 1: did and I did. And you wrote you suck gen
Speaker 1: xer or whatever the hell.
Speaker 2: You wrote gen x sucks, and I pointed to your name.
Speaker 1: I hate you sometimes.
Speaker 2: Well, you know what, who's at the door.
Speaker 1: Diamond's giving us a lap dance on the door, and
Speaker 1: I don't understand why.
Speaker 2: Well, everybody who listens is very nice, and at all
Speaker 2: these book events, it's so crazy to see people come
Speaker 2: up and be like, oh my god, I love the podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, anyway, welcome to Serial Killers. It's Elvis's favorite
Speaker 1: podcast on the Elvis Duran Show podcast network. Yeah. Is
Speaker 1: that what we're calling it now?
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: Diamond just likes to interrupt. She thinks that she's the exective.
Speaker 1: She comes and goes and says, I can't eat anything.
Speaker 1: I can't eat anything.
Speaker 2: That's okay, do we have any cereals Diamond can eat today?
Speaker 3: No follow me at Diamond sincere Instagram putting it out.
Speaker 3: Please don't do this.
Speaker 2: Let's just say it's a little rough to follow you on.
Speaker 2: What is it Twitter? Because you got that underscore after Diamond? Sincere?
Speaker 2: So ghetto is so ghetto ghetto?
Speaker 1: Okay, well, welcome again. This is Serial Killers. It's the
Speaker 1: Cereal podcast where we think inside the box. Yeah, unless
Speaker 1: it's a bag of multimeal, then there is no box.
Speaker 2: I love scooters.
Speaker 1: We're going to get another variety of scooters in here
Speaker 1: for you. You can mimic all you want, Diamond, but
Speaker 1: you can't eat anything and you suck. So it's like
Speaker 1: you and Garrett together on an island. Can't eat anything
Speaker 1: or you'll die. All right? So would you like classic
Speaker 1: or New Andrew? Where are you going?
Speaker 2: I'll do Classic Classic. Are you sure Diamond can't eat
Speaker 2: any of these today?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: So oh hey Diamond, wait, let's see if this one
Speaker 2: she can eat?
Speaker 1: Find going down to the cereal sack. In the last episode,
Speaker 1: I told you we would do another variety of this
Speaker 1: Cereal checks. It is a checks variety and it's what
Speaker 1: you can smile all you want, but I don't think
Speaker 1: you can eat it. It's one of the original ones
Speaker 1: that was in the Checks mix that the peanuts put
Speaker 1: in the microwave.
Speaker 2: Checks Check's original, what's Check's original?
Speaker 1: No? Can you have rice checks?
Speaker 2: You can?
Speaker 1: Can you have the squatted wheat checks? Let's check the ingredients?
Speaker 3: Fortunately, Yes, yes.
Speaker 1: That's it, Yes, diamonds, milk, you know? Can you just
Speaker 1: get out of here? You can't be the executive producer
Speaker 1: of a cereal podcast and not be able to eat any.
Speaker 2: Cereals just a little bit, or drink milk, a little
Speaker 2: bit of milk.
Speaker 1: Are you lactose intolerant?
Speaker 3: You'll find out?
Speaker 2: All right, Well, I'm gonna pull over a sea.
Speaker 1: No high for tose coin syrup, no artificial flavors or colors. Ingredients,
Speaker 1: whole grain wheat sugar is the second ingredient. But this
Speaker 1: stuff is not sweet. So look the original, the original
Speaker 1: Checks party mix is on the back the recipe for it.
Speaker 2: Do you know that you used to be able to
Speaker 2: stick a bag of checks mix in the microwape?
Speaker 1: Andrew, you don't even know what you're talking about. You
Speaker 1: don't even know what you're talking about. No, he doesn't
Speaker 1: know what he's talking about. Before there was checks mixed,
Speaker 1: you would take a box of wheat checks, rice checks
Speaker 1: and whatever the other one was, and they would give
Speaker 1: you a packet of seasoning and you would mix it
Speaker 1: all together in a bowl and put it in the
Speaker 1: microwave and you'd warm it up for like thirty seconds,
Speaker 1: and that was your checks mix. It didn't come already
Speaker 1: assembled back in the day. If you ever listened to
Speaker 1: the podcast that you allegedly produce, you would have heard
Speaker 1: us talk all about it about twenty episodes ago.
Speaker 3: Oh well, thank you for enlightening me.
Speaker 1: So well, maybe on the way home you actually listened
Speaker 1: to something.
Speaker 3: I had that you forced everyone to listen to Serial
Speaker 3: Killers yesterday in the car.
Speaker 2: That's actually the greatest thing.
Speaker 1: I didn't force anybody, No.
Speaker 3: You forced, He gave them no control over the listen.
Speaker 1: I happen to be driving out with Sam and Ali okay,
Speaker 1: and I said, hey, Sam, have you ever actually listened
Speaker 1: to the fiftieth episode that you were in?
Speaker 2: And She's like, no, let's listen to it now. So
Speaker 2: that's I didn't.
Speaker 1: Force anything on anybody. They were willing participants. And Ali
Speaker 1: was in the back laughing. I don't know if they
Speaker 1: were just like hahha, she was gratuitous laughing, but yeah,
Speaker 1: well whatever, she said it was funny. So anyway, let's
Speaker 1: break into the Oh wait, checks cheesy ranch checks man. No, no, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, we'll skip over that. Although it does here
Speaker 1: it does say to heat the oven to two fifty
Speaker 1: and put it in a large bowl. So I don't
Speaker 1: get it the oven.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if I put my checks mix in the oven,
Speaker 2: I feel like there's a lot of things I'm doing archaically,
Speaker 2: Like do I still wash my clothes in the.
Speaker 1: River with a washboard? Doesn't your grandma do that?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Diamond damon? No, heat oven two hundred and fifty degrees
Speaker 1: fahrenheit in a large bowl. Mix cereals nuts, pretzels, and
Speaker 1: bagel chips and set aside. See they don't tell you
Speaker 1: what kind of ball though, And you can't put most
Speaker 1: bowls in the oven. And case in point, Cooper was
Speaker 1: staying at our neighbor's house a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 1: and she thinks she's all high and mighty and can
Speaker 1: make waffles. So in our house, she just puts waffles
Speaker 1: in the toaster oven, you know, and pushes down. In
Speaker 1: this house, they didn't have a toaster oven. They had
Speaker 1: a toaster oven. They had an oven. It wasn't a toaster.
Speaker 1: They had a toaster oven, and so she put the
Speaker 1: waffle in there on like an Elmo plate and she
Speaker 1: put it in for thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: So there was smoke pouring out of the oven, and
Speaker 1: the mom upstairs like what's going on down there? And
Speaker 1: the kids are screaming bloody murder, and the plastic is
Speaker 1: dripping down onto the bottom of the oven. And Cooper
Speaker 1: almost burned the entire house down. Poor Cooper, she was
Speaker 1: very devastated. Think about the traumatizedment. Yeah, she was trauma.
Speaker 1: She was crying, she was traumatized.
Speaker 2: You can laugh at all. Right, let's get in here.
Speaker 1: We checks from General Mills. It smells like cardboard. But
Speaker 1: you know what, let's see.
Speaker 2: Wait, I'm a guest.
Speaker 3: Can we do? Can we do?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Why are you encouraging?
Speaker 1: Because the executive producer likes the sound effects? Here we go?
Speaker 3: Yes, like that, That's what I love.
Speaker 2: Now, Wait, we're not eating out of the bulls.
Speaker 1: No, those bulls are dirty. They were underwearing those balls
Speaker 1: your underwear.
Speaker 2: No dirty boys, Scotty.
Speaker 1: All right, so will you first radio name dirty boy Scotti?
Speaker 1: So will you just do it? Just a drop of
Speaker 1: milk for me, just a drop, because because you have
Speaker 1: to have a little.
Speaker 3: Bit, just literally a drop.
Speaker 1: I got you. This one's Andrews. Why so much should
Speaker 1: I give him? A heavy pore?
Speaker 2: Kind of looked like cardol the though they're not that bad.
Speaker 1: There's no way in hell that sugar is a second ingredient.
Speaker 1: Let's see you ready, everybody, one, two, three.
Speaker 3: Bad?
Speaker 1: There's nothing to it.
Speaker 2: I cut the top of my mouth right, I'm bleeding.
Speaker 3: It happens.
Speaker 1: It might as well just be like brand flakes, because
Speaker 1: that's pretty much what it tastes like.
Speaker 3: The calorie.
Speaker 1: We don't care about calories.
Speaker 3: I'm going to factor it in with my bowls and
Speaker 3: my spoons.
Speaker 1: You guys need to get closer to the microphone because
Speaker 1: I'm telling you no one can hear you.
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, my name's Diamond. Follow me on Instagram, all right,
Speaker 3: at Diamonds and say thanks.
Speaker 2: Ball around on Twitter, and if you do, make sure
Speaker 2: you use the underscore at the end.
Speaker 3: Please do don't give this other woman my follows.
Speaker 2: Please.
Speaker 1: One cup has two hundred and ten calories. Did you
Speaker 1: see that to shoot out of my mouth? No?
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 1: One cut two hundred and ten calories, it's not terrible,
Speaker 1: and with a half a cup of skim milk two
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty calories.
Speaker 2: So I give this three and a half bowl, three
Speaker 2: bowls and a spoon.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, glad you listen to us. I'm going two balls.
Speaker 1: It's really not that great. It's an okay snack. Maybe
Speaker 1: as checks mix it'd be better, but as it stands alone,
Speaker 1: we checks gets two balls from me.
Speaker 3: Well, for everyone who's allergic to everything like I am,
Speaker 3: I think I.
Speaker 2: Have this four bowls?
Speaker 3: Well no, no, no, no, no, maybe three and a half?
Speaker 3: Can I do like three bowls and a spoon?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Executive producer. At least you know the podcast
Speaker 1: after you have to think.
Speaker 2: For a second.
Speaker 3: No, because I wanted to do more than a spoon,
Speaker 3: but I couldn't say a bowl and a spoon and
Speaker 3: a half, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So we were tinkering with the idea of what's the
Speaker 1: little demispoon? What the hell is it?
Speaker 2: What's that little spoon song?
Speaker 1: No teaspoon? No, that the little baby one that you like?
Speaker 1: You do the little espresso mixed with that little baby spoon?
Speaker 2: Oh, I can't think of the name. Soon espresso spoon.
Speaker 1: Screw you, guys, let's go to that.
Speaker 3: So a tablespoon and a teaspoon, so it's like more
Speaker 3: than just.
Speaker 1: You're confusing everybody as well as myself.
Speaker 3: I don't think I'm confusing.
Speaker 1: Going back down to the cereal sack for the All News.
Speaker 2: Cereals, blood actually added to the taste, I feel.
Speaker 1: So you get some iron in there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that works all.
Speaker 1: Right, So let's move on to the new cereal. Are
Speaker 1: you ready? Yeah, it's from Kellogg's. We've had two varieties
Speaker 1: of this before. You didn't like either one of them.
Speaker 1: Can you turn the mics so people can hear you?
Speaker 1: Thanks pal? Oh wow, yeah, oh wow. And you cannot
Speaker 1: have this one for sure, diamond because well, I'm sure
Speaker 1: the strawberry is artificial, but there is strawberry in it. No, sorry?
Speaker 2: Is it the filled ones? The small cravings? What the
Speaker 2: hell is a cra crave?
Speaker 1: It is crave ha ha ha okay ha ha strawberry
Speaker 1: crunch crave that looks like guys, Bye, thanks for dimon
Speaker 1: filling made with real chocolate. Would you get out of here?
Speaker 1: I'll follow you right out the door. Get out podcast
Speaker 1: over billing Made with the real chocolate strawberry flavored and
Speaker 1: dusted shell with a smooth chocolate center. So basically it
Speaker 1: looks like a filled truro with strawberry dust on it.
Speaker 2: I'll try it flavored with.
Speaker 1: Other natural flavors or.
Speaker 2: Can we not have you speak Spanish pressed on this podcast?
Speaker 2: Do you know I do the best automated phone voice?
Speaker 1: No, act I do because I wasn't automated for the
Speaker 1: boss here for years.
Speaker 2: All right, when I.
Speaker 1: Lived in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, in nineteen ninety four, I
Speaker 1: worked at Western Union. They had me record the message
Speaker 1: and I was the voice of Western Union. Wow, thank
Speaker 1: you for chelling Western Union. Press one for quick collect,
Speaker 1: press two for money transfer. Yeah, I mean that it
Speaker 1: was me. You get paid, No, they never paid me
Speaker 1: for They let me keep my job. All right? Here
Speaker 1: were you you? It smells very fruity.
Speaker 2: I'm excited for this cereal. I know I don't normally
Speaker 2: love crave.
Speaker 1: The strawberry dust is. I love it. I don't know
Speaker 1: what else to say. It looks delicious.
Speaker 2: I think I we had something like a crave.
Speaker 1: We had the cinnamon chocolate crave. You did not like
Speaker 1: that one?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I did?
Speaker 1: Oh, maybe it was the original Crave. You did not the.
Speaker 2: Cinnamon chocolate actually gave to my friend Michelle, and.
Speaker 1: That's why you did steal it. It's not here anymore.
Speaker 2: And my friend Michelle ate the whole thing in her
Speaker 2: car when she was really drunk and woke up with
Speaker 2: it all over something. You've been pillaging the cereal vault, dude.
Speaker 2: If you listen to this podcast, you know I tell
Speaker 2: you when I take things.
Speaker 1: Well, that was news to me that you stole a
Speaker 1: box of Crave, dude, and that's where that's where your
Speaker 1: milk money goes. Because I now know what.
Speaker 2: We're really gonna try this now, all right.
Speaker 1: So let it sit for just a second to see
Speaker 1: if there's any.
Speaker 2: Mushy poop in the butt hoole.
Speaker 1: There are, Yeah, this is one of those cereals that
Speaker 1: you can It looks like it has a little button.
Speaker 1: It looks like there's a stripe of poop heading down there.
Speaker 1: So what you didn't even say?
Speaker 2: One?
Speaker 1: Two, three? Okay, hmm. These get soggy really quick, but
Speaker 1: I'm okay with it.
Speaker 2: Tame, because if they were crunchy, it would take away
Speaker 2: from the flavor. I'm gonna give this three bowls.
Speaker 1: This is delicious. Yeah, I give it's more like a dessert.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't mind.
Speaker 1: Miss as you would say. This might be controversial, but
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna give it four. I like the
Speaker 1: way the strawberry and the chocolate go together. We've had
Speaker 1: other strawberry chcolate cereals that were not good.
Speaker 2: Can I try one plane?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You mean dry? That's the term here.
Speaker 2: Go. Do your kids like you?
Speaker 1: They say they do. I don't know. Huh, only when
Speaker 1: I give them things.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: Yeah dry not good. Yeah, I'm pretty sure you shouldn't
Speaker 1: be having chocolate for breakfast. But it is really good.
Speaker 2: No, it has cocaw, and coca is good for you.
Speaker 1: This is not cocaw, trust me. No, this is not
Speaker 1: ninety percent whatever the hell this is? You know?
Speaker 2: Is this chocolate from Geneva? Is this from the Swiss Alps?
Speaker 1: Chocolate flavored filling is the first ingredient sugar, soybean oil,
Speaker 1: way cocoa processed with alkali, chocolate, so i lesse thin
Speaker 1: palm oil, vanilla extract. Michael Douglass got old. Now I
Speaker 1: want to view right now? Okay, that's cool. Look at
Speaker 1: the milk though. You can see the oil beads. Look
Speaker 1: very carefully, you could see like the beads of oil
Speaker 1: in the milk. Are you hot from the cereal?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I'm not. Do you need a magnifying glass? Like, do
Speaker 1: you have cataracts already?
Speaker 2: I can't see any of this oil you so speak of.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you there's little beads of oil and that's
Speaker 1: from all the ingredients that I just read. But I
Speaker 1: am I am going to drink the milk. M I
Speaker 1: was hoping for strawberry quick, but that's not really what's there.
Speaker 1: So all right, cool, that was pretty good out. I
Speaker 1: have to uh move on to can I sing it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's sing it ready? One?
Speaker 2: Two, three Serial Killers listener request.
Speaker 1: Fucks well, it is a bonus box because it is
Speaker 1: the third one, but it is a listener request. And
Speaker 1: we go to Daisy in the Bay Area in California.
Speaker 2: We have a listener from California.
Speaker 1: Daisy is freaking awesome. She tweets us all the time,
Speaker 1: and she is our latest T shirt winner.
Speaker 2: Just one minute here, French Toast crunches back out on
Speaker 2: the markets, and you have not brought me French host Crunch.
Speaker 1: Pause, French Toast Crunch has been is a back.
Speaker 2: Out, and you decided not to bring it in yet it.
Speaker 1: Is very expensive. I'm waiting for it to go on sale.
Speaker 2: Dude, you spent thirty bucks on that high altitude morning
Speaker 2: Summit Go rock climbing cereal from Amazon, so you can't
Speaker 2: spend five bucks.
Speaker 1: Give me four ninety nine? Not get it for you?
Speaker 2: Oh wait, I think you have my change from the milk.
Speaker 2: No that you have milk money. Change from milk. That
Speaker 2: is milk money. What about the five dollars Nay gave you.
Speaker 1: Also milk money?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, so let me go down.
Speaker 2: Just buy a cow.
Speaker 1: I would love a cow. Bring it in, Bessie, bring
Speaker 1: her in.
Speaker 2: Wait, you've already named the cow.
Speaker 1: Most cows are named Bessie. Going over to the killers kelcey.
Speaker 1: Elsie is a cow, you know, the Bordon cow. His
Speaker 1: name is Elsie. What's Borden, dude? It's a dairy company.
Speaker 2: Okay, cool, you've.
Speaker 1: Never heard of Bordon. No, if you had these cans
Speaker 1: of evaporated milk, Elsie's on the front, when.
Speaker 2: Would I ever have evaporated milk? Think about this all right?
Speaker 2: Did you do you often have evaporated milk?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: But I am aware of things in life.
Speaker 2: You're aware of things because you go to the grocery
Speaker 2: store and then go to each island goes.
Speaker 1: You've never made a recipe that call for evaporated milk? No, okay, no,
Speaker 1: have you? Yes?
Speaker 2: What's what recipe?
Speaker 1: Brownies? What brownies?
Speaker 2: Good night?
Speaker 1: Anyway? Episodes Daisy, thank you so of the fifteen cereals
Speaker 1: you sent those pictures up with yourself. In the grocery
Speaker 1: store aisle, we picked Quaker corn Crunch. I am so
Speaker 1: excited because it's probably like a cornflake, but it's a puff.
Speaker 2: Yes, ready, let's go open it. Let's go.
Speaker 1: It's heart healthy, no artificial flavors, no added colors. It's
Speaker 1: a good source of fiber. Great the ingredients cornflour, sugar, Wow,
Speaker 1: oat whole fiber. I've never seen oat whole fiber before.
Speaker 1: So this is for our friends in Iowa corn farmers.
Speaker 1: Thank you for farming the corn to make Quaker corn
Speaker 1: crunch cereal.
Speaker 2: I keep seeing quisp in the aisles. Now love it?
Speaker 1: No, you only see it because you're now aware of it.
Speaker 1: It's always been there. What's the matter.
Speaker 2: You're so obnoxious? I'm not. I'm just so obnoxious. It's
Speaker 2: the truth.
Speaker 1: You didn't even when I brought out the box of quisps,
Speaker 1: we were like, oh what. And it's been around since
Speaker 1: the sixties.
Speaker 2: I don't want to have to pull a Greg Ta
Speaker 2: on this one. But I'm a real person.
Speaker 1: And so I'm a special person. I mean, I don't understand.
Speaker 2: Real person and you don't understand that. When I go
Speaker 2: in the cereal, I'll I'm a real person. I look
Speaker 2: at the cereals just the way everybody else does. That's
Speaker 2: all I need to say. Okay, Well, my tongue is
Speaker 2: so itchy.
Speaker 1: You should have that looked at.
Speaker 2: It's the cereals. There's things in the cereals. I don't
Speaker 2: know if I'm allergic to them.
Speaker 1: It's the roof of your mouth, still bleeding from that
Speaker 1: checks incident.
Speaker 2: Also, I have acid reflux.
Speaker 1: What does the matter with you?
Speaker 2: It's the cereals. I feel like going into all of them.
Speaker 2: It's just like chemicals.
Speaker 1: There's a chocolate streak on my sp that's nasty.
Speaker 2: Please don't ever say chocolate streak.
Speaker 1: There you go, Thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 2: One two? Oh uh?
Speaker 1: What wellock the face you're making his prices? However, well,
Speaker 1: it's a less sweet cap'n crunch because it's the same quest.
Speaker 2: No, I do like it, and it tastes like a
Speaker 2: taco shell, which is why I like it.
Speaker 1: Sure does. I was gonna say it tastes like a
Speaker 1: out free though.
Speaker 2: No, it tastes like taco bells, taco shells, corn chip.
Speaker 2: It tastes like, yeah, it's not bad, it's just they're very,
Speaker 2: very crunchy. You wouldn't expect this for breakfast, like extremely crunchy.
Speaker 2: That's why I went because I went to go bite
Speaker 2: into it and it just cut the roof of my mouth. Again, No,
Speaker 2: it didn't. These are smooth in what world?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: I've gone to the hospital because I got a chip
Speaker 1: stuck up in the roof of my mouth.
Speaker 2: When you go to the hospital because your ear like hurts,
Speaker 2: you go to the you go to the hospital.
Speaker 1: Back it up for a second. I went to the
Speaker 1: hospital for my ear because a cute top broke off
Speaker 1: in my ear canal and I couldn't reach it.
Speaker 2: You know what, what you go to the hospital for
Speaker 2: any little thing and then you play it off like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, this could be serious, andy, And then
Speaker 2: what do I say to you? Cool? Scott all right,
Speaker 2: I'll take you seriously. There was one time when you
Speaker 2: got so mad at me, and I will never ever
Speaker 2: forget it.
Speaker 1: One time.
Speaker 2: No, this was like I actually apologized to you. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm not taking it seriously. And then I
Speaker 2: was right the whole time because nothing was wrong with you.
Speaker 1: Look, I'm not a hypochondriac, but when things are, I
Speaker 1: use this analogy, and a friend of mine mentioned this.
Speaker 1: If you're driving down the road and your check engine
Speaker 1: light goes on, you're gonna go get your car checked
Speaker 1: out because you're afraid that you're gonna break. But if
Speaker 1: I were a pain in my arm, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: get it checked out. You're dope.
Speaker 2: But dude, there's a difference in pain, and you don't
Speaker 2: understand that there's a difference in pain. What the hell
Speaker 2: are these Your pain just registers due There's people.
Speaker 1: With cowboy hats and long hair walking by with guitarist.
Speaker 2: Who are these people? Welcome to iHeart Nashville.
Speaker 1: You're in the wrong city. The plane took a detour.
Speaker 2: You complain about the smallest things and then blow them
Speaker 2: up to be the biggest. You have a headache. It's
Speaker 2: not just a headache. You know, I've been having blurred
Speaker 2: vision lately, and every time, you know, I go to
Speaker 2: bend down, I get like out of breath really quick.
Speaker 2: I think it's all linked. I definitely have you know
Speaker 2: this rare disease I found? And then what do I say, Scott,
Speaker 2: I might just be a headache. Did you have some madville? Yeah,
Speaker 2: your headvil is not working. I definitely think it's a tumor.
Speaker 1: Have a great weekend, Daisy, Thank you very much. Your
Speaker 1: shirt is on the way.
Speaker 2: We didn't rank it because you get me so crazy.
Speaker 2: Oh no, my head hurts.
Speaker 3: That's why.
Speaker 2: Nevertheless, it's the first thing of a tumor. Two bolts
Speaker 2: and a spoon. Two balls on a spoon. You're crazy.
Speaker 2: I give this three and a half, three bowls and
Speaker 2: a spoon.
Speaker 1: What's with these halfs? All of a sudden?
Speaker 2: Is this so new to you?
Speaker 1: I have a brain duber like you.
Speaker 2: My toe and now I.
Speaker 1: Can't remember the dementia sitting in on your end? All right, Well,
Speaker 1: thank you for listening to Serial Killers. Have a wonderful
Speaker 1: I say, why I like this one weekend?
Speaker 2: Yes, it's because it tastes like a taco bell corn shell.
Speaker 1: You know you said that already.
Speaker 2: I know, but I just that's why I like it.
Speaker 2: That's why I'm giving it three balls in a spoon?
Speaker 1: Are you forgetting that? You said this entire statement already?
Speaker 2: Is this the Brooklyn Boys podcast?
Speaker 3: Da?
Speaker 2: Is this? Wait?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Is this a fifteen minute morning show? Dude?
Speaker 1: This is just going on and on and on and
Speaker 1: people like dude, you guys just say crunch already.
Speaker 2: So thanks for listening. Follow us please everywhere you can.
Speaker 1: Serial Killers PC, even though Andrew will not go on
Speaker 1: Facebook and do anything.
Speaker 2: Okay, no, no, what you shut your mouth on that.
Speaker 1: I keep getting notifications and guess what Jennifer post every
Speaker 1: Monday and Friday when the episodes go launch it. But
Speaker 1: you're not interacting with Jennifer left to comment and it
Speaker 1: just sits there.
Speaker 2: Okay, So what am I you? You're an idiot.
Speaker 1: Your whole thing was we're going to start this Facebook
Speaker 1: group and we're going to go in there and interact
Speaker 1: with people. Our listeners love interaction, and there you are,
Speaker 1: just like a post episode bat and that's it. You
Speaker 1: don't even hang out.
Speaker 2: You're such a little brat.
Speaker 1: Please like and subscribe to us on all podcasts for.
Speaker 2: That part of what I say at the end of
Speaker 2: the episode.
Speaker 1: Give us five stars, give us a review. I love
Speaker 1: reading the reviews. I have to check it see if
Speaker 1: we got any new ones. And thank you very much
Speaker 1: for listening. Have a wonderful weekend, and thanks.
Speaker 2: So much for coming around, slicers. This has been the
Speaker 2: Brooklyn Boys. I'm brody, but see people listening to.
Speaker 1: This don't even know what that is. You sound like
Speaker 1: a dope.
Speaker 2: We have so much cross audience. There's no crossover here.
Speaker 2: This crossover.
Speaker 1: We have our own audience.
Speaker 2: We have a crossover. Thanks for coming to Fetchhamville. We
Speaker 2: appreciate the listens.
Speaker 1: No one knows what that means. Make sure to get
Speaker 1: out celebrity buzz cutting it all out, cut cut cut
Speaker 1: say crunch, Andrew, crunch, crunch anything else. No, you're being mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not being mean. You drive me crazy good.
Speaker 2: I hope your blood pressure is up.
Speaker 1: I better go to the hospital. Yep.