Speaker 1: Forever.
Speaker 2: Wow wow unofficial expert wow wow. Hey, that's the thing, right.
Speaker 3: I think we should do that one.
Speaker 1: Maybe we should I just put that at the beginning
Speaker 1: of every single.
Speaker 2: Episode, or put it at the beginning of this episode.
Speaker 2: Maybe every week we'll just do a different song. Man
Speaker 2: of official expert.
Speaker 3: Imagine. I think we should get into the sanging. We
Speaker 3: should definitely start singing.
Speaker 2: I mean I was watching Okay, So I woke up
Speaker 2: this morning and I watched Beyonce perform like two Live
Speaker 2: things what. I watched the Kobe memorials okay, and then
Speaker 2: I watched her do like Citizens of Humanity or Oka
Speaker 2: with the white dress the background with the kids with
Speaker 2: flies on your heads. And then I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: Rihanna's here, let me see what she talking about. And
Speaker 2: I watched Rihanna perform at Global Citizens, uh whatever last year,
Speaker 2: and I was like, if you watch Rihanna perform on mute,
Speaker 2: you think, oh, she she doing something, crushing it, crushing it,
Speaker 2: but then you put the sound on your like houses,
Speaker 2: well that's why she's into everything else makeup, fashion, Well
Speaker 2: she's but that's not that she's not a good singer.
Speaker 2: But Rihanna is entertaining as hell. She's fun to watch.
Speaker 1: It's a singer.
Speaker 2: No, no, you think Robin Rihanna Fanti is a good
Speaker 2: sound she she has good songs, but her voices that's
Speaker 2: that's generated. That's studio generated.
Speaker 1: Okay, then who's not generated? To you?
Speaker 2: Nance nance without a doubt? How about like stay, No,
Speaker 2: we're not saying that she doesn't have good songs. Friend,
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear her singing live about that.
Speaker 2: She's got to have a track like Rihanna a cappella
Speaker 2: is hell on Earth? Yeah, ah, that's aggressive. Okay, you
Speaker 2: know what, I'm not going to be that negative this
Speaker 2: podcast episode.
Speaker 4: Well two minutes in I think you could do that.
Speaker 3: Rihanna singing live is not something that like I need
Speaker 3: to see.
Speaker 2: Before I die?
Speaker 3: How about that?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Like I would hang out with her, like I would
Speaker 2: rather hang out with her than Beyonce. Rihanna se is
Speaker 2: definitely for fun. The drugs would be better. You know.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm sorry, I've I've served Rihanna twice and she
Speaker 4: was actually very quiet. She wasn't saying much her like
Speaker 4: not to I'm not talking about to me, I'm talking
Speaker 4: about to the table.
Speaker 2: She seemed very somber.
Speaker 4: Maybe she was just extra Hella high, but the two
Speaker 4: times that she was in the bar was like.
Speaker 2: Oh, she seemed like she would be way more lit.
Speaker 1: Did you say the same thing about Beyonce though?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I feel like you have that story for everybody.
Speaker 2: Or their cardass decline, either their carcass decline and they're
Speaker 2: having a good day or they are not that nice.
Speaker 4: Kelly Ripper was lit okay, she was so much fun
Speaker 4: and a great tipper.
Speaker 3: She weighs ten pounds. She only needed half a glass
Speaker 3: of soft blanks. Is Kelly Ria.
Speaker 4: Demi Moore was hot, crunchy mess. Demi Moore, Yeah, took
Speaker 4: her shoes off. She I think, well they were probably
Speaker 4: I think they went to a gallery or something, some
Speaker 4: events she was. This is when she was with Ashton Creature,
Speaker 4: so you know this was years year TBT. But she
Speaker 4: was a wreck and he had to pick her up,
Speaker 4: put her over like his shoulders and take her out
Speaker 4: of the bar.
Speaker 2: She was black out or she just couldn't walk her
Speaker 2: sho No.
Speaker 4: I don't want to I don't want to make speculation,
Speaker 4: she say, allegedly. Allegedly, I would say arts were involved. Percocet,
Speaker 4: Molly percocet. Well, maybe it's something she was not. I
Speaker 4: wouldn't say she gave herself. You think it was pills allegedly. Allegedly,
Speaker 4: but I'm not. I'm not Wendy Williams. Okay, I'm not
Speaker 4: going to do something like that. But I mean, I
Speaker 4: mean everybody in Hollywood has some type of vice.
Speaker 1: So like Wendy Williams, she sure does.
Speaker 3: She got a lot of nerve.
Speaker 1: Yes, she she does have water recently, Like.
Speaker 3: What's the tea? What did Wendy say that?
Speaker 1: On Gallantine's Day? She was like, who's celebrating Gallantine's Day?
Speaker 1: And then a gay guy in the audience like raised
Speaker 1: his hand and then she's like, this day isn't for
Speaker 1: you. You gay men think that you can steal our dresses
Speaker 1: and our heels and everything. Saw that, and then she
Speaker 1: like put out this apology the next day where she
Speaker 1: was crying, and I'm just like, you're.
Speaker 2: Well, I think I think this is what we need
Speaker 2: to remember. One, Wendy is from New Jersey. One. Two
Speaker 2: she oled so her mentality is that of our parents. Right,
Speaker 2: she's fifty something and three Honestly, she's.
Speaker 4: Hitting like sixty now like her, like the way she talks.
Speaker 3: Right, she's old, she she thinks old.
Speaker 2: She's she's a mother. Right.
Speaker 4: She makes inappropriate uh jokes all the.
Speaker 2: Time, all the time. She's out of touch with like
Speaker 2: our generation. But if she because if she was, she
Speaker 2: would know that most of her audience is gay. Man,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, like, shunk up a chunk
Speaker 2: of her audience? Is that? So for you to be
Speaker 2: like talking down at a vast majority of the people
Speaker 2: who watch you, it's like cis like we we're not
Speaker 2: all wearing dresses like Drew carries.
Speaker 4: The price is right host right, His ex wife was
Speaker 4: his ex ex fiance was thrown off a balcony by
Speaker 4: her like yeah, and then she's like come on down
Speaker 4: like that she made that reference. Oh, and it was
Speaker 4: like this was right after it happened. It was like
Speaker 4: windy bit, I'm sorry, and she looked up. She looked
Speaker 4: up from the ceiling and it's like, come on yo, Wendy,
Speaker 4: who's right for you?
Speaker 3: Sister?
Speaker 2: This is in Marylton No, come on down, No, that's her,
Speaker 2: that's her.
Speaker 3: Listen.
Speaker 2: That's terrible, but it's funny. The timing is wrong, but
Speaker 2: it's funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's weird, she's Yeah, she's extra horny lately too.
Speaker 2: I'm feeling, oh, okay, let's try about that.
Speaker 3: She's single.
Speaker 1: She's just like just overly horny. I don't know, I
Speaker 1: just can't take it.
Speaker 2: But let's be realistic. You're I think that that's why
Speaker 2: so many old people stay married for so long, because
Speaker 2: they need to be able to have sex with somebody,
Speaker 2: and they're not trying to go back out there and
Speaker 2: date after being with somebody for thirty plus years. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm me just.
Speaker 4: Five years afterwards, I'm like, yeah, I getting back out.
Speaker 2: No, but see it's five years is a long time
Speaker 2: to be with somebody. But it's not thirty years. No,
Speaker 2: you know, like it's not it's not twenty years. Like
Speaker 2: there are people who they like, like Kobe and Vanessa
Speaker 2: were together since she was seventeen years old.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like she tried to leave and then was like.
Speaker 2: Ah that I'd rather just stay.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's like, you know, not everybody, not everybody gets a divorce.
Speaker 2: They rather just be in it. The people who do
Speaker 2: get divorced, they be showing up on like tender and
Speaker 2: stuff for better or for worse, richer or for poor
Speaker 2: some of these old ass dudes with their like dad
Speaker 2: angles and their dad bodies that pop up on I mean, like, sir,
Speaker 2: you should have just you banged your secretary. What happened?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: For divorce to happen for me, you have I have
Speaker 4: obviously have to not.
Speaker 2: Love you anymore. I'm falling out of love. Or you're a.
Speaker 4: Murderer, a rapist, things of that sort, if you cheat.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: There's gotta be some technicalities with what.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, we've talked about this before. I see it.
Speaker 2: You're trying to be a nonnut. How you say the
Speaker 2: word non monogamous?
Speaker 1: Oh oh you so nasty.
Speaker 2: You're trying to be non monogamous.
Speaker 4: No, friend, It's just like, why do people think that
Speaker 4: they're that? Like I understand you're like, oh, I'm amazing,
Speaker 4: Like somebody should want to be with me forever, but
Speaker 4: fucking no, no, somebody's gonna slip up and see something
Speaker 4: and get drunk or do whatever. And you should have
Speaker 4: like one get out of free jail card. There should
Speaker 4: be one get out of jail free card. Yeah, there
Speaker 4: should be one get out of jail free card.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think if if you go say that.
Speaker 2: I think that should be the logic for every single
Speaker 2: thing in the world. There should be one get out
Speaker 2: of jail free car for everything. I should be allowed
Speaker 2: to kill one person. I should be allowed to commit
Speaker 2: one of each crime at least one time to get
Speaker 2: out of Some people do, some people do well. They
Speaker 2: don't look like me, friend, But I'm saying, if it
Speaker 2: was a perfect world, we would all be able to
Speaker 2: get out of jail free with one thing. Right, I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 4: This is a relationship, this is marriage.
Speaker 3: So to just no, You're not allowed to cheat on me,
Speaker 3: Absolutely not.
Speaker 2: I am the love of your life, the light of
Speaker 2: your life, the best you will ever get. You're not
Speaker 2: allowed to cheat on me. You're not allowed to cheat
Speaker 2: on me. If we talk about it beforehand and it's like,
Speaker 2: all right, well you want to be open a little bit,
Speaker 2: like we talk about it and I'm like, yes, which
Speaker 2: I would never say. But if I said that, then cool.
Speaker 2: But don't you dare put your dick in somebody else
Speaker 2: and then come back to me with that same dick.
Speaker 2: Cut the dick off, throw it away, regrow a new dick,
Speaker 2: and now we can talk. I don't want to be
Speaker 2: with somebody who cheats on me. Not you see you
Speaker 2: said cheats. I thought we were talking about cheating.
Speaker 4: If I said you get one get out, so you
Speaker 4: would throw a whole marriage away for one cheating escapade.
Speaker 2: You would put your dick in somebody else and throw
Speaker 2: our whole marriage away just so you can come with
Speaker 2: this person.
Speaker 4: Human beings make errors, well, not the person.
Speaker 2: Who wants to be my husband, you know, not let
Speaker 2: the cheat on me. I'm not giving you a get
Speaker 2: out of jail free card, that's what that's that's how
Speaker 2: I feel about that.
Speaker 4: No, I obviously I can't change your ways, but I
Speaker 4: just think it's unrealistic, Sidney.
Speaker 2: It just sounds like you've never been in love. Now,
Speaker 2: I'm not, no, no, no, but that's a fucking lie.
Speaker 3: Are you serious?
Speaker 4: I've been in love several times, and like when I
Speaker 4: was with dudes, Oh, the person that I'm madly in
Speaker 4: love with fucking cheated on me with a chick with
Speaker 4: one leg. I hop, yeah, I told you that story.
Speaker 2: I remember that, Sydney. But because of that, because of
Speaker 2: the girl with one leg, you think that no.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, he wasn't shit anyway, So it's fine,
Speaker 4: but I'm just saying like I was willing to be like, oh,
Speaker 4: maybe we could work this out, but also he lived
Speaker 4: in the Bronx. I was like, well, never mind. But
Speaker 4: you know, people make mistakes.
Speaker 2: But not everybody makes that mistake, Sidney, not everybody, but
Speaker 2: not everybody.
Speaker 4: I think people should have a conversation in advance and
Speaker 4: be like, hey, you know, obviously this is not an
Speaker 4: open relationship, but if one, if we slip up once,
Speaker 4: that should be like, hey, you came to me, you
Speaker 4: got caught. It's done and it's not gonna happen again.
Speaker 4: If it happens again, then we're done.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but everybody's not living their life like that.
Speaker 1: Not.
Speaker 2: First of all, if that conversation is happening, it has
Speaker 2: to happen at the beginning of the relationship. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: not coming to me after a honeymoon to be like
Speaker 2: you're I think we should talk. Yeah, I mean we
Speaker 2: said uh forever, but mistake, it's happened. Don't say that
Speaker 2: to me after I've written my vowels. Right, you say
Speaker 2: that to me on date number two? Hey, wow, I
Speaker 2: think you're beautiful.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but what okay, okay, forget about cheating. What if
Speaker 4: you fall out of love.
Speaker 2: Then then you fall out of love friend then leave.
Speaker 2: But I'm not gonna stay. I'm not gonna stay because
Speaker 2: you did this. Like I'm not gonna stay because you're
Speaker 2: like your excuse is not you specifically, but because his
Speaker 2: excuse is. Yeah, but it only happened one time, and
Speaker 2: it doesn't mean anything. I don't know. I've never been
Speaker 2: cheated on, but I'm saying, if I ever watch I
Speaker 2: burn a whole house down well, Sidney, I've only ever
Speaker 2: had the one boyfriend.
Speaker 4: So that's why I feel like you can't really talk
Speaker 4: that much, Marie.
Speaker 2: I can talk. I can talk, Sydney. I can tell
Speaker 2: you what I will and will not accept.
Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. You gotta go through some more.
Speaker 3: No, I don't. I'm telling I don't. No one wants
Speaker 3: to be cheated on.
Speaker 2: You're saying it's gonna happen anyway, so let it be
Speaker 2: made clear at the beginning that.
Speaker 3: We should allow it.
Speaker 2: But I'm saying I'm not. I'm not allowing it. What
Speaker 2: do you think?
Speaker 1: I agree? Yeah, I agree with Marie more just because
Speaker 1: it's like, if it happens once, then it happens again.
Speaker 2: It's like, no, No, that means that mean they don't
Speaker 2: respect you. You sleeping with somebody else, sir.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: If we made it clear that this is what the
Speaker 2: relationship is, then that's what.
Speaker 3: The relationship is. You do what you're doing.
Speaker 2: I'm doing what I'm doing as long as it doesn't
Speaker 2: hurt me in any way. Do what you're doing. But
Speaker 2: we're married. We picked out drapes together, right, we share
Speaker 2: a California king bed. Where are you banging this other
Speaker 2: person in my house? No? Not in your house.
Speaker 4: I feel like if it is in the house, then yeah,
Speaker 4: then things should be done with.
Speaker 2: But like say, for instance, if you're on.
Speaker 4: Marie so you're saying you're married, and then all of
Speaker 4: a sudden, you at one you know you're famous. You're
Speaker 4: at one of these events Michael B. Jordan, y'all getting drunk,
Speaker 4: y'all lit, y'all chatting the whole night, and you're like
Speaker 4: kind of like kind of was I was feeling him
Speaker 4: for a minute, and y'all drinking or whatever. All of
Speaker 4: a sudden he like kisses you. You kiss him, and
Speaker 4: then he's like, oh, let's let me get a cap for.
Speaker 2: You so you could get home.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, ah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then all of a sudden you're in his
Speaker 4: hotel room and you're like, face down, ass.
Speaker 2: Up, face down, ass up. Look, Sydney, You're still not
Speaker 2: allowed to cheat on me. That's what it is. That's
Speaker 2: what it is, and that's what it will always be.
Speaker 2: That's what it should be. You can't cheat on me.
Speaker 2: I don't think. I don't know if I'll get married,
Speaker 2: but I'm not gonna get married before I get famous. Yes,
Speaker 2: I just want to be as free as I want
Speaker 2: to be until I get to where I'm going.
Speaker 3: And then it's like, this is my partner, Clive for.
Speaker 2: A partner, you won't even say husband. Well, he might
Speaker 2: not be my husband. I might not ever actually get married. Okay,
Speaker 2: come on, Whitney. Well Oprah Winfrey, yes, Oprah fell did
Speaker 2: you see the video?
Speaker 5: Wait?
Speaker 2: Video?
Speaker 3: I said it was Kobe's ghost tripping her.
Speaker 2: She was she was giving a speech and she was
Speaker 2: talking about balance and then she lost her balance and
Speaker 2: busts her ass.
Speaker 1: And she goes falls on the ground and then immediately says, shoes,
Speaker 1: it's so good.
Speaker 2: It was her.
Speaker 1: She was saying it was she was wearing like she.
Speaker 3: Was wearing some like some mom kitten heels.
Speaker 2: She never wears heels. How did she lose her balance?
Speaker 2: Is Kobe's ghost? It's a weak ankle, she said. She said, Well,
Speaker 2: the thing about when you have balance.
Speaker 3: Kobe's ghost.
Speaker 4: I love black Twitter. They're amazing your door hard.
Speaker 2: Blick Twitter, speaking of working hard?
Speaker 3: Love is Blind? Will it take over your mind?
Speaker 2: What do you think is?
Speaker 4: What do you think of? It's truly not to elevate mind?
Speaker 4: Love is Blind?
Speaker 2: Netflix.
Speaker 4: Obviously we're late on the game to this, but people
Speaker 4: have messages numerous times.
Speaker 3: We're right on time.
Speaker 4: When we chat about it, you know, will we talk
Speaker 4: about it? Will we discuss if you don't. If you
Speaker 4: have not seen Love is Blind, first of all, you
Speaker 4: don't have Netflix and.
Speaker 2: You're broke, or you don't have any friends, no friend
Speaker 2: with Netflix accounts that you can borrow, so lonely work
Speaker 2: it out.
Speaker 4: If you know what, if you have not watched Love
Speaker 4: is Blind right now and you're listening to this, I
Speaker 4: will give you my Netflix past quote.
Speaker 2: I'll give it to you. Yes, I will.
Speaker 1: Will you actually?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, who's whose accountter? Are you under? Six?
Speaker 3: Mine? I pay for Netflix?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: So wealth is in thee.
Speaker 4: Whoever hits me up first for the Netflix?
Speaker 3: Is there is there a limit on how many people?
Speaker 3: You won't give it to just.
Speaker 1: One because you can only have one screen?
Speaker 2: What is you have several mule screen You got separate accounts,
Speaker 2: like within one account?
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, I think I only pay for the
Speaker 1: subscription where you can only have like one thing playing
Speaker 1: at a time.
Speaker 2: No, that's creaty.
Speaker 3: How much you paying six dollars?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like six or seven?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I didn't know that was an option.
Speaker 1: I need more.
Speaker 3: People could watch.
Speaker 1: How much is it the other way to pay for themselves?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 3: Ruthless records.
Speaker 4: Sorry, a young gay man talking about they need to
Speaker 4: pay for themselves?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, don't turn this around. Well, what does
Speaker 2: him being a young gay man have to do with
Speaker 2: him being mean?
Speaker 1: I mean they go pretty hand in hand.
Speaker 3: Uh huh. You're saying that you are mean.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I guess in this instance, I'm coming across
Speaker 1: as being selfish.
Speaker 4: Young games sound real, good game. Yeah, young gay men
Speaker 4: get stuff all the time.
Speaker 1: Oh my, I pay for it myself.
Speaker 2: Well did you pay for that soup that you got?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Exactly one soup though? Sis?
Speaker 2: He usually pays?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know this, I usually okay, I'm using it
Speaker 1: to my advantage.
Speaker 3: I still, well, what's the other version? How much does
Speaker 3: the other version costs? Nineteen ninety nine?
Speaker 1: Oh, nineteen, that's insane.
Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't know Netflix was not that it was
Speaker 2: ten dollars?
Speaker 4: No, or twelve. Maybe it's twelve or something like.
Speaker 2: Well, that's okay, so double what Andrew's paying.
Speaker 4: But yeah whatever, what any who?
Speaker 3: You're paying for Spotify?
Speaker 2: No, I'm paying for Spotify too. I do pay for
Speaker 2: this Apple Music Free. I know you pay for that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's membership.
Speaker 3: Are you paying for Spotify? Yeah, okay, that's the only
Speaker 3: thing I'm paid for it.
Speaker 2: It's worth it. Any who?
Speaker 3: Love is Blind?
Speaker 2: Silly silly, silly show.
Speaker 3: What's the premise of the show. The premise is Love
Speaker 3: is Blind? Or is Love is Blind?
Speaker 4: You will be paired up with people and you'll talk
Speaker 4: to them and you'll match with somebody only through talking
Speaker 4: you will not see them, and then you get the
Speaker 4: opportunity to propose and they'll say yes.
Speaker 2: So it's kind of like speed dating, yeah, because you
Speaker 2: go on multiple dates with people that you cannot see,
Speaker 2: and then I guess the ones that you like the
Speaker 2: most to spend more time with them, right, So it's
Speaker 2: for some reason Nick Lache and his wife are the hosts,
Speaker 2: and it's like, and I tell you, Jessica Simpson is
Speaker 2: laughing at the bank.
Speaker 3: I mean they're getting paid for this show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but like when you got to do a show
Speaker 4: like that with your wife, shit is rough?
Speaker 2: Is bad? You need to check. Well, when's the last
Speaker 2: time you heard somebody say there was going on ninety
Speaker 2: eight degrees exact emundo?
Speaker 3: Or when have you ever heard anybody?
Speaker 2: I was like, who the fuck is a Vanessa? But yeah?
Speaker 2: Was she?
Speaker 3: Like was she on like Dancing with the Stars?
Speaker 4: All the other couples was like, nah, were good. We
Speaker 4: got other things in the works, and they were like.
Speaker 3: Y'ah, we'll take it.
Speaker 2: They got a mortgage.
Speaker 4: Suit and Jessica was like she had her book, her memoirs,
Speaker 4: like half the money for what to be on this show.
Speaker 2: They got a big ass head baby to support friend.
Speaker 2: They they they got to fill the fridge whatever. I
Speaker 2: would host the show, but you know they be reading
Speaker 2: the telepromp to weirdness so bad, and I'd be like,
Speaker 2: they look bad. So it's like but it's so long winded,
Speaker 2: and you know that they've never met the people. Like
Speaker 2: they literally they shoot their thing and then they probably
Speaker 2: did all their things in one day.
Speaker 4: They have no chemistry. I'm like, you guys are married,
Speaker 4: but you also seem like this was an arranged marriage, Like, y'all,
Speaker 4: where is the vibes?
Speaker 2: Girl? I don't know anyway, So they host the show
Speaker 2: and they're gone dates. But at the end of the
Speaker 2: thirty days or whatever, there's a wedding. Yeah, the show
Speaker 2: is a mess, and it's like.
Speaker 4: You're listening to somebody's voice and you're getting to know
Speaker 4: them and it should just be about personality and connection
Speaker 4: through a goddamn wall.
Speaker 2: And it's a weird hologram wall. It's a wall with
Speaker 2: like that like eighties glass. It's like a church church.
Speaker 3: Dumb.
Speaker 4: They don't it's not like you're talking on a phone
Speaker 4: or anything. You're talking through a damn wall. Netflix is
Speaker 4: a damn devil. It is because it's like, why don't
Speaker 4: you just talk on the phone at least like you
Speaker 4: people used to booby smooth on the phone all the time.
Speaker 3: Booby smooth, be.
Speaker 2: Smooth, and that's what you do. You just be on
Speaker 2: the couch, curled up like but that's what they're doing
Speaker 2: when they're on these days, they're like curled up, They're
Speaker 2: drinking wine out of a tin cup.
Speaker 3: They're like hanging upside down off the couch.
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Do look really comfy?
Speaker 2: Though? There'ss I mean it's like a phone booth with
Speaker 2: a with a futon in it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's like I can't jerk off, I can't
Speaker 4: touch myself.
Speaker 1: Oh no, but there was I forget who it was,
Speaker 1: but someone had like a pillow right in front of them.
Speaker 1: Oh I saw that because.
Speaker 2: They it was Barnett Garrett his name.
Speaker 1: No, I think it was the first couple that got
Speaker 1: uh engaged. Cameron, Yeah, the white guy and he just
Speaker 1: like when he when she said I love you for the.
Speaker 2: His dick got hard.
Speaker 3: Ye, his belove is blind dick. So four dates in
Speaker 3: I Love You, I Love you too. Tears, real tears.
Speaker 2: That has never happened to you, Beach. I had a
Speaker 2: dude say I love you to me once and I
Speaker 2: was like, why would you put that pressure on me?
Speaker 2: Like how dare you in public say that? What the
Speaker 2: hook are you talking about? I was like, are you
Speaker 2: in your period? But we were eating and I just
Speaker 2: kept shoving food in my mouth, so I didn't have
Speaker 2: to say it back to him. I wasn't ready.
Speaker 3: And then months later I was like, I guess I
Speaker 3: should say it.
Speaker 2: Bad because when one person says it and the other
Speaker 2: person doesn't say it, they're always just waiting for you
Speaker 2: to say it back to them. I feel like so
Speaker 2: because when you say I love you, when the person
Speaker 2: doesn't say it back to you, that silence is so loud.
Speaker 4: But it's like, you just have to take that risk.
Speaker 4: I can't assume that you love me back. That's not fair.
Speaker 4: Just because my feelings are strong, doesn't know.
Speaker 2: Just because you love me doesn't mean I have to
Speaker 2: love you back. Oh you're gonna have to love me eventually. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but no, I no, I don't see a lot of
Speaker 2: relationship were not a lot, but there are plenty of
Speaker 2: relationships that are off balanced. One person is more in
Speaker 2: love with the person than the other. Maybe the other
Speaker 2: person's there because you could cook well, or your dick
Speaker 2: is good, or your house is cute, or you live.
Speaker 3: Close to a train.
Speaker 2: You know, we don't know why people are together. Oh,
Speaker 2: marine sounds very specific. Friends, Maybe you gotta wash her
Speaker 2: and dryer in the unit, Like maybe that's is that love? No,
Speaker 2: but I gotta I gotta wash these whites in these colors.
Speaker 2: So loves you.
Speaker 3: Wow, Marie, good to know, friend.
Speaker 2: Ah Cidy, you don't have a washer dryer, so that's fine.
Speaker 3: I used to when you first met me.
Speaker 2: I had one that didn't help me at all. Friend,
Speaker 2: I wasn't gonna say I love you to go to
Speaker 2: Harlem to wash clothes. I can just go to the
Speaker 2: laundry matterund the corner from my house. It doesn't matter
Speaker 2: when you met girl, How is that washer gonna help me?
Speaker 2: I gotta bring my dirty draws on the train to
Speaker 2: go uptown.
Speaker 4: Girl, I could have I could have ubered you Uber
Speaker 4: ubers your clothes and.
Speaker 2: This is unnecessary. You would uber my clothes.
Speaker 1: Me put your clothes into an uber and just send
Speaker 1: it on its way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd be like Sidney, just ignore the skid Mark's friend.
Speaker 4: Let's not even talk about how I had the hookup
Speaker 4: at the uber and I would You would tell me
Speaker 4: where you were and I would get the uber to
Speaker 4: come get you and then we would do like multiple rime.
Speaker 3: That was like that was like a summer No, that
Speaker 3: was like a windows.
Speaker 2: In the winter. Bitch. It was cold.
Speaker 4: You'd be like, hey, I'm at my house, get the
Speaker 4: Uber to your house, and then I'll be like and
Speaker 4: then you have to get out halfway and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 4: let me get the other uber for you.
Speaker 3: So the setup was cute. It was messy, but it
Speaker 3: was cute.
Speaker 4: I could only use twenty dollars each time for each rise,
Speaker 4: but up to twenty dollars it.
Speaker 2: Would be free. Up to twenty dollars, so we would
Speaker 2: be like, all right, from here to here, it's won't
Speaker 2: be like twenty, so get out here. Then from here
Speaker 2: to hear is gonna be twenty. Get out there.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so kind.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 2: I did it for so many I had it. Would
Speaker 2: do it Sidney two months, City would do it while
Speaker 2: she was at work. I would be out, hey, yes,
Speaker 2: so fun. Hey I'm here. Do you see the car? Yo,
Speaker 2: Sidney you whoo the realest MVP, but also the person
Speaker 2: that was looking that up truly the MVP.
Speaker 3: Yes, I shared the wealth. I had it for two months.
Speaker 4: Like when it was over for one we were like damn.
Speaker 4: And then she was like it's extended. I was like yeah,
Speaker 4: like oh my got good.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: One time we were all the way in Washington Heights
Speaker 4: and we took a cab all the way back to
Speaker 4: Brooklyn and it was like six.
Speaker 2: Deep into Bushwick to go to a house.
Speaker 4: Party that was bad, and we had more fun in
Speaker 4: the Ubers well because we were.
Speaker 3: All on edibles.
Speaker 2: So we took an edible and then we jumped in
Speaker 2: the first car and then made I work through Manhattan,
Speaker 2: but we had to keep jumping out, so it was
Speaker 2: me Sydney. It was like three four of us. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we kept stopping in random boat diggers and then we
Speaker 2: get to the house party and it was like, actually,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna just go home.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like backing over. The night was the Upers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they were lovely. Back to Love is Blind though. Okay,
Speaker 4: So anyway, could you go on.
Speaker 3: A date with somebody that you couldn't see?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I can't.
Speaker 4: I would I could go on a date.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't think I would be able to get engaged
Speaker 4: to somebody, but I definitely can just keep talking and
Speaker 4: decipher through, you know, conversations, if I have feelings for
Speaker 4: this person.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I mean, you know, you see
Speaker 2: somebody on I don't know, Black Planet or whatever or
Speaker 2: MySpace back in the day and back when photos were
Speaker 2: like a little bit grainy cause you had to like
Speaker 2: scan them into your computer and you talked to them
Speaker 2: on the phone. Or I met this dude. We talked
Speaker 2: on the phone and I was like, Oh, he's got
Speaker 2: a good voice. Blah blah blah. We talked for twenty
Speaker 2: four hours, like all day phone with dying. I had
Speaker 2: to charge it. I'm talking to him with the with
Speaker 2: the headset in. He comes to the house, opened the door.
Speaker 2: I was like, who is that? He came to your house?
Speaker 2: He came to my house, like, because he came to
Speaker 2: my house like a couple days later or like the
Speaker 2: next day or whatever, for like breakfast, and I was
Speaker 2: like he was like little. He like smelled funny, he
Speaker 2: was bald, he's like mustache wasn't connecting all the way around.
Speaker 2: He had like a weird beat, like and then he
Speaker 2: fell sleep on my couch and he snored so loud.
Speaker 2: He snored so loud that like my roommate came out
Speaker 2: of her room because she was like, is like a
Speaker 2: horse dying?
Speaker 4: And in college, yeah, wow, you were fast ass huh.
Speaker 2: No, because we didn't even we didn't even kiss. We
Speaker 2: didn't kiss, we didn't touch, we didn't do anything. He
Speaker 2: ate and then he fell asleep on my couch and
Speaker 2: snored for four hours damn. And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you gotta go. I got homework. Yeah.
Speaker 4: That's the crazy thing is that people who have good
Speaker 4: voices and like good personalities, that's the real sam Like,
Speaker 4: of course somebody is gonna be connected to you, but
Speaker 4: I do think you need to see someone initially to
Speaker 4: like have that physical attraction.
Speaker 3: Well, the way it works on love is blind.
Speaker 2: They date in these pods for however long they feel
Speaker 2: like it, and then they propose to each other and
Speaker 2: through a wall, and the person always says yes, I
Speaker 2: haven't seen anybody say no yet. And then they get
Speaker 2: to see each other for the first time face to
Speaker 2: face after they've both agreed, and then it's like, well,
Speaker 2: I hope this person's attrect, I hope this wig is
Speaker 2: on properly, I hope his feet not big, and then you.
Speaker 4: But the whole thing is I hate these like love
Speaker 4: connection type shows because nobody is truly ugly or unfortunate
Speaker 4: physically or likes a has a like a chemical imbalance.
Speaker 3: I'm like, of.
Speaker 2: Course, some people with chemical imbalances on that show.
Speaker 4: Okay, fine, but I just physically no one is really
Speaker 4: at a disadvantage, and.
Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, show like this they need to have.
Speaker 2: They got a hair lot in the wheelchair. Where is
Speaker 2: Tyrian Lanister? We need a little dude.
Speaker 3: He was the little dude on.
Speaker 2: Game of Throne. Yeah, yes, where's because his voice is like,
Speaker 2: you know, melodic decent. Right, somebody missing an eye, like
Speaker 2: someone who's got like a whole like seventeenth missing, like
Speaker 2: bottom of the bottom of the face. Yeah, like your mummy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: just really make it like the steaks are hot. Somebody
Speaker 2: was like a meth face, like they're not all meth
Speaker 2: no more, but they used to be. They went to rehab. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's but they got the you know, absolutely ferglicious.
Speaker 4: Yeah, ferky face. Yeah, well ferky face before it's black.
Speaker 2: Right right right, right, right, right right right, good. It started.
Speaker 4: That's when she was doing when she was starting up
Speaker 4: to methscared, it's started, I would Okay, myth is not
Speaker 4: the spoon, that's heroin.
Speaker 3: Heroin is a spoon.
Speaker 2: You eat it up.
Speaker 3: Heron is his woon. Yes, you can sniff meth or
Speaker 3: you could also inject it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, versatile yeah, verse, but it's rough.
Speaker 4: It's if you are I don't know if I could
Speaker 4: say white trash, you are definitely.
Speaker 2: Using a syringe.
Speaker 3: My name is kid.
Speaker 2: What's he doing?
Speaker 4: I don't He looked like myth sis. If meth was
Speaker 4: like a human.
Speaker 3: Meth was a person, it would be Chris Rock. I mean, Chris.
Speaker 2: Kid rock. Keep that in. Chris Rock is meth merch.
Speaker 2: The rock part is, you know, meth rock, crack rock
Speaker 2: whatever rock. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So nobody is ugly, and it just so happened that
Speaker 4: people see each other. And there was some like Lauren
Speaker 4: is the most beautiful woman that you could possibly have.
Speaker 2: Like the main, main, main girl.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's so beautiful. And then oh she's like, I've
Speaker 4: never dated a white man.
Speaker 2: Boom boom, boom boom.
Speaker 4: Who she's connected to a white man?
Speaker 2: I don't believe that she never been with a wait, dude,
Speaker 2: her energy, your energy feels like she went to prown
Speaker 2: with a dude named cal like Kevin or something. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was like, the way your teeth are set up,
Speaker 3: there's no way.
Speaker 2: She was like, I don't know how our lips were
Speaker 2: gonna work because you know. I got these full, juicy
Speaker 2: lips and he got them beige, thin paper towel lips.
Speaker 2: And it was like, since you've been here before, yes, stop,
Speaker 2: you've done this, yes, acting and he he can't stop crying.
Speaker 2: I'm like, are his eyes welling with tears?
Speaker 4: You've never been with a white man before? Last person
Speaker 4: he dated black woman? I'm like, how could this was
Speaker 4: the last person he dated black?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: I was like, what is a coincidence? What akwinky dink?
Speaker 2: What awinky yung funk?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 2: Because I love, you know, a black man and I've
Speaker 2: never been with the white guy before, so I'm a
Speaker 2: little bit scared. My dad is very like pro black,
Speaker 2: well that all that can be true. Ah. But but
Speaker 2: she could.
Speaker 3: Have also been saying she never been with a white
Speaker 3: U because she never bought.
Speaker 2: One home, right, Because I can technically say the same thing,
Speaker 2: I've never been with a white dodo before. Neither. And
Speaker 2: that's on period.
Speaker 4: Since you had photos you put it on the ground,
Speaker 4: what yeap?
Speaker 2: Yes, But I'm saying if her family never met him, right,
Speaker 2: she say she's never been with one, and I'm saying
Speaker 2: I can say the same thing.
Speaker 4: Too bad, your brother has dated enough for your family
Speaker 4: to be like, well, everybody's been.
Speaker 2: Dated somebody and that's on what period? So AnyWho, it's
Speaker 2: a it's a.
Speaker 4: It's a wacky group of people that you're just.
Speaker 3: Because some of them are legit insane.
Speaker 4: Yeah, cuckoo, like I love you, I love you too.
Speaker 4: There's this guy named Carlton. He's a black dude who
Speaker 4: ended up being on another show.
Speaker 3: It was it Housewives.
Speaker 2: No No, was it love No?
Speaker 4: I wasn't loving hip hop, but he I think it
Speaker 4: was Real Housewives of Atlanta. But he's bisexual, right, Like
Speaker 4: people saw the show and they're like, wait, he also
Speaker 4: likes men. And so he's talking to this Diamond that's
Speaker 4: her name.
Speaker 3: Which is wild Yeah.
Speaker 2: I saw one of the days that she went on
Speaker 2: the way I dude was like, so you're a stripper,
Speaker 2: and she was like, I'm leaving.
Speaker 4: Her name is Diamond, Yeah that's I don't think that's
Speaker 4: her Diamond Jack.
Speaker 2: I'm like, she said that's her real name.
Speaker 1: She's like she is a dancer though now she's.
Speaker 2: Like an NBA cheerleader. She's like a dancer for like
Speaker 2: a professional team or so she say.
Speaker 4: Any who, they like match up and you you think, oh,
Speaker 4: this may be a cute couple, but then he drops
Speaker 4: a bomb before he But also it's.
Speaker 2: Like it's not the way that he was playing up
Speaker 2: his situation.
Speaker 3: It was like, it's twenty twenty, that's.
Speaker 2: Not a big deal. Just say that you're bisexual, right
Speaker 2: up top, up top, say it when we get into
Speaker 2: the PODCA, my name is Carlton. I'm by okay, or.
Speaker 4: At least the second time y'all chat.
Speaker 2: Don't propose and then tell me that's not right. But
Speaker 2: then you put so much weight on it.
Speaker 1: Yes, wait, because was she not okay with it?
Speaker 4: I didn't get she wasn't okay that he did not
Speaker 4: say it up top and giving her to give her
Speaker 4: the opportunity to decide if that's what she.
Speaker 1: Wants to do, right, Why is it a big deal
Speaker 1: for you?
Speaker 2: No, we're saying that or I don't think that it
Speaker 2: was a big deal. The way he was he was
Speaker 2: like it wasn't anybody else. He's like, I don't know
Speaker 2: if anybody could love somebody like me, And it's like, sir,
Speaker 2: what are you talking about it? But then he backtracked
Speaker 2: and when they got in a fight, he was like,
Speaker 2: you're the only person who has a problem with this.
Speaker 4: But if that was the case, then why we would
Speaker 4: have had no problem mentioning it up top. You wouldn't
Speaker 4: have been afraid. If she's the only person that would
Speaker 4: have an issue with it, you're hiding it. The whole
Speaker 4: point of the show is to be open and honest
Speaker 4: without revealing how you look, and to see if y'all
Speaker 4: really connect because you're being honest, right, So why drop
Speaker 4: that bomb after the fact?
Speaker 2: Also, like, how.
Speaker 3: Are you proposing to me?
Speaker 2: You know there's something that you haven't told me, but
Speaker 2: you need to.
Speaker 4: Tell me exactly. And then it's these whole the threads
Speaker 4: about oh well this is this is by phobic, this
Speaker 4: is homophobic, this is phob Yeah, oh yeah, there's you
Speaker 4: could be homophobic to buy people because by men usually Yes,
Speaker 4: you don't want to date someone who's by because underliningly
Speaker 4: you're it's homophobic.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, because the women that usually pursue by men,
Speaker 1: like it's like there's a whole stigma. Yeah, they're competing
Speaker 1: with men and they don't think that they're actually straight,
Speaker 1: they're actually.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not going to drag this.
Speaker 2: I just I feel like I understand why there are
Speaker 2: some women who are not okay with that. Everybody is
Speaker 2: not everybody's preference is not the same. And I feel
Speaker 2: like there's a lot of men, especially black men, who
Speaker 2: are on the d L and they commit to you,
Speaker 2: and they commit to these relationships and then behind your
Speaker 2: back they doing all this other stuff and you're supposed
Speaker 2: to just be okay with it. No. I think you.
Speaker 4: Should be honest, even if it's even if you think that, oh,
Speaker 4: this is a big deal. The whole point is just
Speaker 4: like being open about whatever you're going through.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: That's like me.
Speaker 4: Having a full on relationship with somebody and then not
Speaker 4: being honest about Hey, you know, actually I'm taking antidepressants
Speaker 4: or I've done meth before, Like my titties are fake.
Speaker 4: Like it's just like those are things that it should
Speaker 4: not be an issue to mention it.
Speaker 1: Right. Well, I mean they're getting engaged after like what
Speaker 1: three four days a week, Yeah.
Speaker 3: And they haven't done I mean, but also, we need drama.
Speaker 2: The show needs it couldn't just be a bunch of
Speaker 2: happy Cameron's and Laurence.
Speaker 4: But I didn't like that there was only one black
Speaker 4: guy and then you give him this complicated like storyline.
Speaker 4: Stop stop it while all the other like beige people
Speaker 4: are just skipping, frolicking, fucking.
Speaker 2: But all of beige people blend together into one person.
Speaker 2: To me, friend, you can't remember most of their names realistically.
Speaker 2: You're like, well, that one looked like that one. That
Speaker 2: one looks just like that one. That's the short version
Speaker 2: of that.
Speaker 4: The only couple that was black that were supposed to
Speaker 4: be black.
Speaker 2: Love Done Gone. Well. Also, there weren't that many black
Speaker 2: people in the show. Sis, I know three black women.
Speaker 2: It's rude. Well because we didn't. We didn't audition for
Speaker 2: the show, SiZ. We were like, love is what? But no,
Speaker 2: I need to see him, I need to see her.
Speaker 3: Been nice. If love is blind, you know who is
Speaker 3: hosting EVE.
Speaker 2: Love is Black? Let's do Love is Black. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: pitch the show. I'm gonna pitch the show. There's gonna
Speaker 2: be one white person on the white side on the
Speaker 2: male side, and one white person on the female side,
Speaker 2: and then we.
Speaker 1: Gon't to find each other.
Speaker 2: No, just we're it's all black people, but one of
Speaker 2: each race is gonna be white.
Speaker 3: And then if they find love to then they do.
Speaker 2: But love is black, Love is blick. I like that
Speaker 2: and then me and Sidney will host it, yes, or
Speaker 2: or will do on Hulu on CBS you said they reject, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Or My show that I would love to see is
Speaker 4: Love Is Blind. But obviously we can't have the host
Speaker 4: of Catfish anymore because he's you know, aggressive and domestic
Speaker 4: abuser pretty much. Oh he was abusing somebody, not his wife,
Speaker 4: but he hit a woman.
Speaker 2: Ah, well what was she wearing? Shut up, Marie.
Speaker 3: But I would want people.
Speaker 4: Who were catfishing to be on the show so that
Speaker 4: they can find love, and it will have nothing to
Speaker 4: do with their looks because they're afraid of how they look.
Speaker 3: They're like, nobody will like me.
Speaker 4: That's why I have to pretend to be this other
Speaker 4: person for someone to be attracted to me.
Speaker 2: That that's a great show. I feel like lying about
Speaker 2: what you look like is too much work in the
Speaker 2: new year. Like if you ask somebody for their social
Speaker 2: media and they're like, oh, I'm not on social media,
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, this person has a family, like he's
Speaker 2: married or is a serial killer. You don't have Instagram?
Speaker 2: Oh you hiding something.
Speaker 3: You're asking them if they have a LinkedIn.
Speaker 2: Okay, And if they say no, I'm gonna be like, well,
Speaker 2: he's also unemployed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he kills people freelance.
Speaker 4: No, he killing people is his job, is his whole job?
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, But he's not making any money sys he's
Speaker 2: on public assistance.
Speaker 4: The show is problematic. There's another girl named Jessica who's
Speaker 4: clearly she's like the quote quote older woman.
Speaker 2: She's older than everybody. She's thirty four, she's which is
Speaker 2: fucking bullshit.
Speaker 3: She's thirty four.
Speaker 2: God, oh oh, thirty four, so old? Shut up, shut up,
Speaker 2: thirty four ancient okay, shut up by Hollywood standards, a mummy, okay,
Speaker 2: just dust in a crop top. You're the rudest person
Speaker 2: I'm listening to right now.
Speaker 3: She is dead, Betty. Anyway, she's crazy.
Speaker 2: So she is.
Speaker 4: She was talking to two guys at the same time,
Speaker 4: which happens sure, And obviously the guy that she really
Speaker 4: wanted was like, skirts Kurt, I actually I'm not really
Speaker 4: feeling you.
Speaker 2: I actually want to talk. No, no, no, he said.
Speaker 2: He said, well, I'm talking to two other people. You're
Speaker 2: one of three or something like that, right, And she's like, well,
Speaker 2: I'm talking to somebody else and he was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: but I how do I know you? Taking this serious. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and she's like, well, he was like, I would propose
Speaker 2: to you tonight. He gasol at her who she left.
Speaker 2: The other dude comes back. He's like, yeah, it ain't juices.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I realized this is not for that, this is
Speaker 4: not for me. So she's upset. She she goes back
Speaker 4: to guy number two, Mark, and she's crying to him
Speaker 4: about this other dude stupid, and then somehow she backtracks,
Speaker 4: goes back to him, back, goes back to Mark and
Speaker 4: she's like, yeah, I want to be with you, and
Speaker 4: he takes her back because he's clearly has low self esteem.
Speaker 4: He's twenty four, is insane, because you're twenty four, that's
Speaker 4: when you should be.
Speaker 2: The most confident in yourself.
Speaker 4: But he's small short, Marie I said small.
Speaker 2: I feel like that is that worse than short? He
Speaker 2: is small?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Andrew, I would consider Andrew small.
Speaker 2: But he's no, Andrew's tall. You can't use the word small.
Speaker 3: But you're small.
Speaker 2: He's skinny, You're he's tall, skinny, he's he's like petite.
Speaker 2: H No, petite is for is small. When you see
Speaker 2: petite clothes, it's little. It's smaller than regular size clothes.
Speaker 2: Andrew is tall. You're not small.
Speaker 3: You're skinny.
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't say you're small.
Speaker 3: Well this big You're big where it counts?
Speaker 5: Is he?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 1: Are you talking about dick size?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, it's average.
Speaker 3: Andrew.
Speaker 2: You just get yourself fun down and you said you're
Speaker 2: twenty four.
Speaker 4: This is when you're supposed to be the most confident.
Speaker 2: Long Andrew say that Dick is long? You see this
Speaker 2: puling spring bottle is yeah? See that mic in your face?
Speaker 2: Total the club soda can six at all? Is this thick?
Speaker 2: The girth is not thing? It is No, it's not
Speaker 2: so anyway, you have not seen Andrews dick.
Speaker 1: Have you You have not? Why are you looking on.
Speaker 3: Your phone like I think I have a pitcher? No
Speaker 3: you don't.
Speaker 2: I'm kidding.
Speaker 4: So AnyWho, So then she goes back to Mark and
Speaker 4: he's obviously a loser, and he takes her and she's like, yeah, like,
Speaker 4: I never had a connection like this, blah blah blah,
Speaker 4: I really really like you.
Speaker 2: He said, I never had a connection this after she
Speaker 2: told him the day before she didn't want to be
Speaker 2: with him exactly.
Speaker 4: So then they meet and she's immediate like, oh.
Speaker 3: She said he's not my type physically.
Speaker 4: But she thought Mark was a white man. He's Mexican,
Speaker 4: and he doesn't really he doesn't come off.
Speaker 2: As like Mexican, but he is.
Speaker 4: And she wanted to be like, he's not physically what
Speaker 4: I want, which is he's not a white man.
Speaker 3: But also he's small.
Speaker 2: She liked the other dude what he looked like. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's who she physically is attracted big white dudes.
Speaker 3: She got a small Mexican man.
Speaker 4: But I think if Mark had a bigger belt, she
Speaker 4: still would be like, No.
Speaker 2: Mexican maybe, but I think if she I think if
Speaker 2: he was bigger, she would like him a little bit more,
Speaker 2: a little bit.
Speaker 4: But I think the fact that he was not white
Speaker 4: threw her off.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, you're saying he's not white, but like
Speaker 2: he's not black. His skin is beige. He just happens
Speaker 2: to be mixed. He's Hispanic, but he's not.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, it's her family, right, Okay.
Speaker 4: The way she was drinking wine, you know, she didn't
Speaker 4: said nigga at least three times.
Speaker 2: I don't know your red wine. She was blonde, white woman,
Speaker 2: hair all disheveled. Yes, she didn't said nigga.
Speaker 1: Nigga nigga.
Speaker 2: Don't believe me.
Speaker 6: Just watch.
Speaker 2: I don't know if she said all that, but she
Speaker 2: definitely is not happy with the person.
Speaker 4: She's She was letting that dog drink out of her
Speaker 4: goblet of red wine.
Speaker 3: It's like, Sis, get your mind right. I didn't see that.
Speaker 2: That's oh my god.
Speaker 3: I was like, she needs.
Speaker 2: Help, messy, Messy.
Speaker 3: There's other people on the show, but those are the
Speaker 3: main ones.
Speaker 1: That and she had, Like I saw in the view
Speaker 1: that she was on the view. No, they were talking
Speaker 1: about the fact that she had a baby voice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's like I'm saying, doing.
Speaker 4: It was a poor representation of thirty four year old women.
Speaker 3: I didn't like it.
Speaker 2: I think it was a good representation of thirty four
Speaker 2: year old women. Some thirty four year olds are desperate
Speaker 2: and they really really really want to get married, or
Speaker 2: they really want to have a baby, or they really
Speaker 2: want to find love, or you think, at thirty four
Speaker 2: somebody should have their lives together. But you could still
Speaker 2: be a child mentally, even though you owed so, I
Speaker 2: think it's a good representation for thirty four.
Speaker 4: You're a bitch, and I just want you to know
Speaker 4: that that's fine.
Speaker 2: Which part of that was false.
Speaker 4: Though there was other women down there that was just
Speaker 4: like so young, and they were just as desperate and messy. Yes,
Speaker 4: but for women of a particular age, when we hear
Speaker 4: our clocks ticking, some people never do.
Speaker 2: But when people start to hear it, you know you'll
Speaker 2: be in it your thirties and you're like, I need
Speaker 2: to have a baby, I want to start a family.
Speaker 2: This needs to happen. I've never felt like this before
Speaker 2: with anybody before. Yes, I'll marry you. And then you
Speaker 2: meet them and you're like, ugh, this is not it,
Speaker 2: but I really need a baby, and you drink wine
Speaker 2: and then you maybe have sex with somebody that you're
Speaker 2: not attracted to. Thirty four. This is thirty four. No,
Speaker 2: I will not allow you to slander such a glorious age.
Speaker 3: Oh thirty four was the was the best year of
Speaker 3: your life?
Speaker 2: Absolutely not. But I'm just saying, Okay, Well, I will
Speaker 2: let you know how I feel when I turn thirty four.
Speaker 2: Actually I probably won't. You probably never won't know, but no,
Speaker 2: i'll know when I turn thirty four. I'll tell you
Speaker 2: when I'm turned thirty four. That's a lie.
Speaker 3: On my thirty fourth birthday, I'm gonna be like, I
Speaker 3: don't know how to tell you this, but.
Speaker 2: I'm thirty four, and then we'll cry, and you'll be grouped.
Speaker 2: You'll be check texting everybody in the group, chat like
Speaker 2: did you know, Maurice thirty four? And it'll be you know,
Speaker 2: like two thousand and thirty, and you know, we'll make
Speaker 2: it through. We'll get through it.
Speaker 4: Allegedly, I'm like seven years older than.
Speaker 2: Seven. I didn't. I've never said a number. But if
Speaker 2: that's what you feel on your heart, if your knees
Speaker 2: tell you seven years, you can cut me open and
Speaker 2: count the rings.
Speaker 4: I'm looking at your nexus. Yeah, you don't really have
Speaker 4: that many lines, So what happens?
Speaker 2: You just get lines in your neck? But does that
Speaker 2: affect black folks or just white women? No, you get lines,
Speaker 2: you get lines across your neck. Let me see your neck.
Speaker 2: You've been doing neck masks. I can't really see, Andrew,
Speaker 2: let me see a thoat? Is that giving you a
Speaker 2: creamy twenty four year old? Nick?
Speaker 1: What is my neck telling you?
Speaker 3: Sidney reads next she doesn't read pops You suck a
Speaker 3: mean Nick.
Speaker 1: That's across.
Speaker 3: The listeners. But Andrew, you're out here, you're da people.
Speaker 2: What are some dating deal breakers that you have it
Speaker 2: just like, ah, hold on, what are like two or
Speaker 2: three things that like absolutely.
Speaker 3: You not doing it?
Speaker 1: Like when there's like any pause in the conversation. I
Speaker 1: need it to be going all the time, having the
Speaker 1: dinner paid for or whatever. Now is it big one?
Speaker 1: We're doing that?
Speaker 2: So you if someone tells you that you gotta pay,
Speaker 2: that's a deal breaker. You're not gonna see that person again.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I don't believe if you're talking to somebody and
Speaker 2: you have a conversation and there's a little slight delay.
Speaker 1: In if I have to pay for all of it.
Speaker 2: No, you don't have to pay for all, but they say,
Speaker 2: you know, you're not gonna put your card down for
Speaker 2: your half.
Speaker 1: I could do half maybe if it's good, really good.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't know. They just need to be
Speaker 1: like fun and being able to like.
Speaker 2: Have about physically friend physically. What are some deal breakers
Speaker 2: for you physically?
Speaker 1: Oh? Uh, bigger than me?
Speaker 2: You need them to be bigger than you.
Speaker 1: Not always taller though, just like a little bit broader
Speaker 1: and broader than me. Is most people.
Speaker 3: Shoulders, short nairs.
Speaker 2: Listen, I feel like you tiptoe around stuff. I need
Speaker 2: you to have all your teeth. I need you to
Speaker 2: have all your teeth. And I can't be with somebody
Speaker 2: who will be on my six hundred pound life. I
Speaker 2: just I don't like people that are too big, and
Speaker 2: I don't like people who are too small, because it's
Speaker 2: just you know, I'm small. We can't goldilocks over here, chopsticks.
Speaker 3: I needed to be just right.
Speaker 1: Have you been on dates with people where they don't
Speaker 1: have all their teeth?
Speaker 2: No? But I have given my phone number to a
Speaker 2: dude that was talking to me in a way that
Speaker 2: I didn't know, and then he smiled at me after
Speaker 2: I gave him my number, and I was like, oh, no,
Speaker 2: wear all his teeth. He was British. He was British
Speaker 2: and he kind of sounded his voice sounded all velvety,
Speaker 2: like idries, and then he opened his mouth and was
Speaker 2: like geez. And I was like, oh, was he cute?
Speaker 3: He was nice looking. He was a black tube. He
Speaker 3: was nice, he was britty.
Speaker 2: Come on, Marie, buddy didn't have any teeth. How many
Speaker 2: teeth was he missing? All the teeth? Literally? I think
Speaker 2: he only had four like time on the back, he's
Speaker 2: a beaver.
Speaker 3: Four in the front. He hit two in the front
Speaker 3: and no other teeth.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, better than suck your titties.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, he had one on the top and one on
Speaker 2: the bottom.
Speaker 3: So he was like, that's a good fourth play friend.
Speaker 2: Shut up, Sydney, that's how you'll be doing it, friend.
Speaker 2: Ah five years of four place ah yo? Any teeth? AnyWho?
Speaker 3: Sydney, wh what are some deal breakers for you?
Speaker 2: Dating wise? Deal breakers?
Speaker 4: Somebody who's not funny, like I need to laugh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know what, I don't need you to
Speaker 3: You don't.
Speaker 2: Have to be funnier than me. I just I mean,
Speaker 2: that's not possible.
Speaker 4: But I just somebody who has a sense of humor,
Speaker 4: Like Andrew, you have a sense of humor.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Like you're cool.
Speaker 2: You'd be a little serious sometimes though.
Speaker 4: But I'm a little serious too, so I could take that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because we're both depressed.
Speaker 2: Wow, Okay, bring the mood fucking down.
Speaker 1: Sorry, he's just.
Speaker 3: Trying to keep us grounded.
Speaker 1: I'm serious.
Speaker 2: You're right, it's just Andrew being serious.
Speaker 3: You know, you're right.
Speaker 2: So I feel like you guys didn't include me in
Speaker 2: the depression, and I feel like I'm a little bit
Speaker 2: said too.
Speaker 1: You're said to okay, depressed. Yeah, you don't know that, Yes,
Speaker 1: we do?
Speaker 3: Do you do you know that?
Speaker 4: I'm not She could be like depressed adjacent, she could
Speaker 4: be situ situational depressed. I don't know, like if if
Speaker 4: things changed.
Speaker 1: Like if you's what depression is.
Speaker 4: But you can something can trigger depression and you don't
Speaker 4: necessarily be depressed.
Speaker 2: Andrew, this feels like you're not being very inclusive of me,
Speaker 2: and I will hit you with cities perse exactly.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't I don't know. What were
Speaker 2: we just talking about.
Speaker 4: We were talking about deal breakers. So for me, right, yes, yeah,
Speaker 4: I want somebody to be a little bit funny. A
Speaker 4: deal breaker for me is if you have a like
Speaker 4: a child.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't want that.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a real ass deal breaker. I don't want
Speaker 2: you got a kid? Well, good, that's great.
Speaker 4: But I don't think I could be in that space.
Speaker 1: I think, Yeah, I feel like you guys are just
Speaker 1: giving obvious deal breakers.
Speaker 2: Though no smokers deal breaker cigarettes is a deal breaker
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 3: But also, yeah, children, is that an obvious steel breaker?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: I don't want to tell.
Speaker 4: Me Amita as a kid and people still talk to
Speaker 4: her left and right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm not going to win me in it.
Speaker 3: I'm saying like, I don't want to be with a
Speaker 3: dude that got kids.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because I don't want your gross kids to
Speaker 2: come to my apartment and touch stuff.
Speaker 3: I don't want to.
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to impress your child. Absolutely, your rude
Speaker 2: ass kid with his iPad and I'm making eye contact
Speaker 2: with me.
Speaker 3: Your kids talking about you're not my mom. I don't
Speaker 3: want to be your better than her. That's why I'm here.
Speaker 3: Your mama done?
Speaker 4: Well, what's your mom looked like? Because, uh, it looks
Speaker 4: like your dad is now with her. What's your mother's Instagram?
Speaker 4: I'm verified and your mother's not your mama. Don't got
Speaker 4: no blue check. She could suck my dirt and then
Speaker 4: as well.
Speaker 2: And if you tell your dad, I won't kill you.
Speaker 3: No get see you, chop chop chop.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's me as a step mom. Honestly, I would
Speaker 2: be cool with having like dating a dude whose kids
Speaker 2: are older than me. You know what?
Speaker 3: And it called Smith style.
Speaker 2: No, you know so I could like swoop in and
Speaker 2: get on the wheel before the kids.
Speaker 4: Ah, well, you would need to get kids who were awful, because.
Speaker 2: Then it would be easy to get on the way.
Speaker 2: If he's that rich and there's a will involved, and
Speaker 2: the kids are that much older than me, you already
Speaker 2: know the kids is trash, Yes, a bunch of Ivana.
Speaker 3: Trump's Ivanka what's her name?
Speaker 1: Well, Avanka is the daughter. Evana is the mother.
Speaker 2: They're both raggedy tomato tomato, that's what we're saying. They're
Speaker 2: like the same apple doesn't fall far from the tree, babe.
Speaker 3: The apple doesn't fall far from the Russian tree.
Speaker 2: So that. But yeah, cigarettes are gross guys that.
Speaker 3: Like are dumb, like two dumb, Like.
Speaker 1: Oh I love Do they need to drink?
Speaker 3: No, they don't need to do anything.
Speaker 4: Yeah okay yeah if you do drugs, I can't date you,
Speaker 4: right yeah yeah, Well as a sober person.
Speaker 1: If they smoke weed, m oh, I'm here for that.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm here for that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we know that.
Speaker 3: You smoke we while we having sex beach.
Speaker 2: Seems like that's your thing, friend A Nah, not really,
Speaker 2: but you know, Winter twenty twenty, we're here for it.
Speaker 2: But like, I've been with people who don't smoke weed
Speaker 2: at all, and that's fine.
Speaker 3: You know, we got stuff to do, Get up and
Speaker 3: do something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because if you're smoking weed or if you're partying
Speaker 4: all the time, then you're not that motivated, and that's
Speaker 4: a turn off as well. I need somebody motivated because
Speaker 4: I am what not. So it can't just be too vols, right.
Speaker 2: You gotta have like goals and ambitions and stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, like have stuff that you're working towards, so
Speaker 2: that like when I'm lounging and not doing no work,
Speaker 2: I can be like, let me.
Speaker 3: Do some work so he don't think that I'm a loser.
Speaker 4: Or you have a job, so you can leave and
Speaker 4: I can stay in your apartment and do my work quotation.
Speaker 3: Mark meaning go through all your stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, checking under the bed, I'm checking all the dresses.
Speaker 2: I'm checking in the cabinets. And I want you to
Speaker 2: get out of work at like seven o'clock. No, No,
Speaker 2: that's it's too late.
Speaker 4: I think that's perfect for men. A class only see
Speaker 4: you from eight to ten. That's a hot Yeah, eight
Speaker 4: to ten.
Speaker 2: Well, they got a star work at ten, so they're
Speaker 2: probably leaving it now.
Speaker 3: But eight pm at night, yeah, ten.
Speaker 2: But they're not leaving. That was at ten o'clock.
Speaker 4: In the morning, right, No, But if you have work
Speaker 4: and you get home from eight to in your you.
Speaker 2: Can oh eight at ten pm, that's when I would
Speaker 2: want to be with you. Yeah, I don't know. And
Speaker 2: I like people who are confident. Like like a deal
Speaker 2: breaking for me is people who are like, like very
Speaker 2: insecure and like unsure about themselves. That's not that's not
Speaker 2: what I want in a partner. I need you to
Speaker 2: be like confident because that is hot. But if you're like,
Speaker 2: are you.
Speaker 3: Talking to other guys?
Speaker 1: I did recently change my hinge like specifications too, because
Speaker 1: it was the lowest height was five to ten and
Speaker 1: I was like, I feel like I'm just being so specific.
Speaker 1: Now open it up a little bit. I lowered it down.
Speaker 1: I went on like one date with someone that was
Speaker 1: like five eight, and I was like, this, I can't
Speaker 1: do this.
Speaker 3: Maybe bring it to five nine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, five that one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it just makes it different.
Speaker 4: It up five to nine, because make them make it
Speaker 4: to five nine and say they could wear lifts on
Speaker 4: the date.
Speaker 1: Lifts, shoe lifts and some heels.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, a little a Tom Cruise witch. But maybe
Speaker 2: just bring it up one. See if that makes a difference. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I feel like shorter dudes got sometimes have more of
Speaker 2: like a chip on their shoulder. They feel like they
Speaker 2: have more to prove. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and if they're if they're short and they don't
Speaker 4: have money, it's like if they're short in height and
Speaker 4: in cash. Yeah, that's not gonna really work.
Speaker 2: That's such a type for you.
Speaker 4: That's not gonna work for any It's not good for
Speaker 4: the group.
Speaker 2: But what's the age that you got? What's your age limit?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: It starts at twenty four because to forty Okay, that's
Speaker 1: a good range.
Speaker 2: That's a good range.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, one younger than me, they can't.
Speaker 2: Why would you want to date a twenty two year old.
Speaker 1: Exactly so he could give you chlamydia?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you deserve better than that, someone who's not going
Speaker 4: to fuck you right, no way.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Also that mainly that that's always to everybody's time. Also,
Speaker 2: a twenty two year old most likely not gonna pay
Speaker 2: for the date, not at all. No, But a thirty
Speaker 2: nine year old has the money to do that.
Speaker 4: Oh, you've been with some thirty nine year olds that
Speaker 4: don't have anything.
Speaker 1: Some forty one year olds.
Speaker 2: Sifi, go talk about it, beach. People who don't have
Speaker 2: the savings account. Yeah, the four to one cat A
Speaker 2: lot of change.
Speaker 1: A change on the floor, mattress on the floor. We
Speaker 1: took the bus to the movie.
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm taking the bust of the movies. But it's relatable.
Speaker 1: But you know what they always that's the type that
Speaker 1: always lays it down the best.
Speaker 3: Lays it down the best. We know broke Dick. Sometimes
Speaker 3: we the best Dick.
Speaker 4: That corn bus deck coin purse pussy perfect coin.
Speaker 2: Purse pussy change per Scooch.
Speaker 3: Yep, they got changed.
Speaker 1: The episode title.
Speaker 2: I don't know what did I say about the bus Bustick.
Speaker 1: There was something really good earlier that you said. What
Speaker 1: was it? Chris Chris Rock is math.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Chris Rock is on myth, but Chris Rock is myth.
Speaker 4: Love is Black like that too, Okay.
Speaker 2: We did we did it Love is Black. I don't know.
Speaker 2: If the second season has a casting call, you.
Speaker 4: Should go, oh absolutely, I would not. I would not
Speaker 4: let you not.
Speaker 2: Do audition, and I will let people propose to me
Speaker 2: and till the very end and then be like, well
Speaker 2: I just want to go to Mexico.
Speaker 4: So yeah, but it was it was all like cheap.
Speaker 4: It was a cheap trick.
Speaker 2: It looked like they were it didn't feel worth it.
Speaker 3: It looked like an all inclusive.
Speaker 4: Yeah, tacky, looked like I was not to loom at all.
Speaker 2: What was a quality?
Speaker 3: Insists, Yeah it was tack.
Speaker 4: I was like, I've had better hotels in Mexico.
Speaker 3: Right, Mexico's not expensive.
Speaker 2: It's not I mean certain parts, yes, but like Kencon
Speaker 2: is cheap places like that, like touristy places like that.
Speaker 3: It about so much money. You don't need that many.
Speaker 2: Pesos three hundred pesos thirty dollars facts.
Speaker 4: Yep, okay, Well that concludes our Love is Black episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Sure, I feel like we got a lot out and
Speaker 4: I really want you to be on Love is Blind.
Speaker 4: I might even apply and pretend that I'm what straight,
Speaker 4: and then break out and be like I actually am
Speaker 4: a lesbian?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, that'll be your drama for the season.
Speaker 6: Is you.
Speaker 2: I don't know if he's gonna be able to accept
Speaker 2: you like this. I have something to say that I'm
Speaker 2: a lesbian.
Speaker 1: What if you're coming on to all the girls in there?
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I guess we're both applying.
Speaker 2: Marie, Okay, made the Best Black Beach win The Best
Speaker 2: Black Beach win. That's a good title too.
Speaker 6: Yes, the best black Beach win Beach beach b E
Speaker 6: E C H and blick b K blick b l
Speaker 6: a K blick beach.
Speaker 2: You black beach you blitch you blick you blick beach. No,
Speaker 2: you beach black you You're the blickiest beach I've ever seen. Merch.
Speaker 2: I love you black beach you.
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: Well, come in right subscribe? Tell us if you would
Speaker 2: date somebody that you'd never seen? Uh, if we had
Speaker 2: a live event and we were because is there a
Speaker 2: way for us to do this like blind speed Day?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 4: We can, absolutely, there can be a blind day, expert.
Speaker 2: No, I want to do an actual event where I
Speaker 2: set people up on blind days and they can't see
Speaker 2: each other. But how would that work.
Speaker 4: We would have a questionnaire and we would match people
Speaker 4: up through the questionnaire.
Speaker 2: But how would we keep them from seeing each other? Hm?
Speaker 4: That's that's everybody's coming in with a blindfold.
Speaker 2: But I feel like some of them already have to
Speaker 2: be seated, right because.
Speaker 4: Sit them down. I'll be their service dog.
Speaker 1: Couldn't you just like turn the lights off whatever? Get
Speaker 1: to random people, bring them up to the stage, have
Speaker 1: a separator between them and ask them both questions.
Speaker 2: Oh well, oh yeah, wait so then so then the
Speaker 2: but then there's an audience, Yes.
Speaker 1: The audience.
Speaker 2: The audience is seeing them. There's like a curtain dividing them. Okay,
Speaker 2: let's talk about it the Bellhouse.
Speaker 3: If we could do this Love is Blind.
Speaker 2: But then, but the other couples then couldn't be backstage
Speaker 2: because they would see each other, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Because I want it to be more than one couple.
Speaker 2: We put a we'll put a bag over their head
Speaker 2: backstage at the Bellhouse, at the Girl. Anyway, stay tuned
Speaker 2: for Love is Line.
Speaker 4: Love is the Live the live action, Live the live
Speaker 4: action Leck.
Speaker 3: Love is Blind is the name of the show.
Speaker 2: Patent pending, trademarked copyright. Uh, and we gonna find dust,
Speaker 2: We gon find like a right, We're gonna really make
Speaker 2: it blind.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be somebody who looks good as somebody
Speaker 3: who missing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna go right in my archives and see
Speaker 4: those people who are missing toenails.
Speaker 3: I got it missing toning.
Speaker 2: Fuck with me, you know what got it? Gross? Anyway,
Speaker 2: Bye guys, save yem bye Forever.
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