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Speaker 1: Mother Knows Death starring Nicole and Jemmy and Maria qk Hi.

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Speaker 2: Everyone. Welcome to this special edition of.

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Speaker 1: Mother Knows Death for Valentine's Day this year, we will

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Speaker 1: be talking about injuries that occur during sex, either with

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Speaker 1: yourself or with someone else, including lots of foreign bodies

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Speaker 1: people put into various orifices for sexual pleasure, as well

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Speaker 1: as traumatic injuries that occur from having sex. So let's

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Speaker 1: get into our favorite subject, which is anal foreign bodies. Now,

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Speaker 1: anal foreign bodies are popular with men because of the

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Speaker 1: prostate lamb, which is known to be the g spot

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Speaker 1: in a guy. So any guy that tells you they're

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Speaker 1: not into that is totally lying. But they're also they

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Speaker 1: tend to get embarrassed to buy actual.

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Speaker 2: Sex toys to use for this purpose.

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Speaker 1: So we have a couple interesting stories to go with

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Speaker 1: about this.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so let's start with this sixty three year old patient.

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Speaker 3: He was really into anal play, so he went out

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Speaker 3: and he did buy a toy. In this particular instance,

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Speaker 3: this toy was a four inch silicon ball that was

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Speaker 3: attached to a cord so he could easily pull it out.

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Speaker 3: The problem, however, was after he stuck it in the

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Speaker 3: cord broke and he was not able to get it out.

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Speaker 3: But this turned out to not be the first time

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Speaker 3: he's had to go to the hospital for something like this.

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Speaker 3: So the funny part of this story, I guess, well,

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Speaker 3: not funny for him. But the reason that he ended

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Speaker 3: up buying a sex toy that was designed for this

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Speaker 3: particular purpose was because he tried to make his own

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Speaker 3: at some point, which consisted of a potato that he

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Speaker 3: put a bolt into, and when he put it up

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Speaker 3: into his rectum, the bolt became detached from the potato

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Speaker 3: and it was stuck up there and he was not

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Speaker 3: able to get it out, So we had to go

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Speaker 3: to the hospital and they had to put him under

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Speaker 3: anesthesia and cut the potato into smaller pieces in order

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Speaker 3: to get it out of his rectum. Do you think

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Speaker 3: he went to the same hospital, because I just would

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Speaker 3: assume you'd be mortified that this happened once but twice, So.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, I agree with you there that you would be embarrassed,

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Speaker 1: But at the same time, I'd be like, they did

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Speaker 1: a good get in the last one out, so maybe

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Speaker 1: I'll go with it this time, And I think so

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Speaker 1: this silicon ball. Of course, we have pictures of this

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Speaker 1: in the grocery, and the silicone ball is about the

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Speaker 1: size i'd say of like a pool ball, probably like

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Speaker 1: that you used to play pool. And if it had

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Speaker 1: a silicone string attached to it or silicone chain type

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Speaker 2: I could see why it would break off.

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Speaker 1: Because you know that silicone just would get weaker over

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Speaker 1: multiple uses. Every time you wash it and get very

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Speaker 1: maybe lubricants on it, that might break down the silicone

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Speaker 1: and it probably tore off of it, which it just

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Speaker 1: sucks because he did try in this case.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, but this next one we've covered

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Speaker 3: on here before, but it was just too good to

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Speaker 3: leave out this compilation of all of these other stories

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Speaker 3: we had. So this patient went to the er with

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Speaker 3: extreme abdominal pain. They do an X ray and they

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Speaker 3: see this large skeleton in his abdomen.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, this is up there with the most

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Speaker 1: outrageous rectal foreign body, right. So they they end up

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Speaker 1: doing this scan. They see this X ray and clearly

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Speaker 1: they could tell that it's an eel, a frickin' eel, okay,

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Speaker 1: And they go to look up the rectum to see

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Speaker 1: open them up through his abdomen, and there they found

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Speaker 1: a twenty five inch or a sixty three centimeter long

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Speaker 2: I repeat, it was live that had eaten its.

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Speaker 1: Way through the wall of his colon, and it had

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Speaker 1: So not only did they remove the live eel, but

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Speaker 3: It's crazy to me that you could survive something like this.

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Speaker 3: That's the craziest part of this to you. No, I

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Speaker 1: Who gets Wait, the worst part of this story is

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Speaker 2: This has happened before. That piece.

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Speaker 1: It is that people think that you could get a

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Speaker 3: I mean, I guess we're gonna touch on this more

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Speaker 3: when we do our BC reality dis section, because this

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Speaker 3: has to be in the same category generally of abusing an.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess it is it. It really is.

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Speaker 1: And you know someone did when we posted this in

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Speaker 1: if you take it a live and this is a

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Speaker 1: rather exotic animal. It's not just like a cat or

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Speaker 1: do they do with it because they don't have an

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Speaker 1: aquarium or whatever it needs to be. I don't even

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Speaker 1: doesn't it have gills and stuff. I don't even know how.

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Speaker 1: I just don't even want to know. But what do

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Speaker 1: you do in the emergency room? Because normally, if you

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Speaker 1: send it up to pathology. But in this case, you

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Speaker 1: It's just such an outrageous story.

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Speaker 3: Well, I guess it's considered and humane to kill it, right, So.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. It's just it's just something that

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Speaker 3: No, all right, So this twenty seven year old guy,

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Speaker 3: Do you think when these men show up and they're like,

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Speaker 3: I have abdominal discomfort. This is their it's always it.

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Speaker 3: It's always they have lower abdominal discomfort. Yes, it's probably

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Speaker 3: very triggering to the people in the emergency room. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: because your argument is always like this, this topic in

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Speaker 3: particular blows people's minds. But it's really common that this happens.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, people that work in the er are just like,

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Speaker 2: But usually.

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Speaker 1: To their defense, it's not you know, you might have

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So they asked this guy what he was up

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Speaker 3: to that day could possibly be causing the discomfort, and

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Speaker 3: he was like, oh, about five hours ago, I took

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Speaker 1: And what he didn't account for, which I don't know why,

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 1: Well, so people they were saying he didn't account for

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Speaker 1: I can't imagine that it's not supposed to get rock hard.

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Speaker 1: But regardless, he injected that up there and it instantly

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Speaker 1: And when they take this thing out, it looks like

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Speaker 1: this custom sex toy that was molded specifically for his rectum.

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Speaker 1: It's outrageous.

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Speaker 3: I mean, that is essentially what happened. He just did

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Speaker 3: it in a pretty unconventional way. Wouldn't you say?

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Speaker 1: Yes, I would say, but I just, dude, I just

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Speaker 1: can't imagine in the er and in pathology just being

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Speaker 2: For real?

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Speaker 3: Can you imagine knowing that your coworker had to get

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Speaker 3: the office and then.

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Speaker 1: Well, the thing is, though, is that these stories we

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Speaker 1: hear all the time, there's somebody that works with these people,

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Speaker 1: but nobody knows the real story of why, oh we

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Speaker 1: I just had.

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Speaker 2: The flu for five days.

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Speaker 1: Meanwhile you were getting a colostomy in a bag because

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Speaker 3: You would just have to make up a story, you know.

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Speaker 3: People could do whatever they want to do, just try

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Speaker 3: not to go to the hospital. All right.

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Speaker 1: So the next topic that we're gonna talk about in

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Speaker 1: this sexy episode Valentine's Day edition is your wreath roll sounding.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what that is?

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Speaker 2: I don't.

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Speaker 3: I don't really fully understand, and I don't really like

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Speaker 3: the sound.

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Speaker 1: And I don't really want to. So it's basically when

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Speaker 1: people stick foreign objects up inside of their urethra or

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Speaker 1: their pe hole for sexual pleasure go up. It made

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Speaker 1: really for me too, one of when whenever I had

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Speaker 1: procedure I was getting done or whatever. But that was

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Speaker 1: And I was so fricking scared to get that done

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Speaker 1: because I just the thought of it, it just it

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Speaker 1: but apparently some people enjoy it. So we have a

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Speaker 1: couple stories pertaining to what happens when you do urethral

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Speaker 1: sounding it goes wrong.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I feel like this is this story is

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Speaker 3: beyond your common like experimenting with this. This is pretty extreme.

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Speaker 3: This seventy year old guy goes to the er. He

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Speaker 3: said he was peeing blood, and he told emergency workers

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Speaker 3: that a couple hours before he stuck a full sized

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Speaker 3: dining fork of his urethra. Now you'd be happy to

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Speaker 3: know that he did it handle first, so he was

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Speaker 3: bit too far and then got stuck up there. But

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Speaker 1: Nobody does that. No, they did, he did, and so

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Speaker 1: manual exam by feeling his penis, and then they were like, okay,

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Speaker 3: Well. Turns out she stuck a crystal dildo up her

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Speaker 1: Okay, now we're going to talk about cock rings. Do

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Speaker 3: Now that we're halfway in this episode of these a

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Speaker 2: The topics we're talking about.

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Speaker 1: It is a ring that men put around the base

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Speaker 1: because if they're one gets stuck on there, it's going

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Speaker 3: Well, in this case, this guy didn't use your average conckering.

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Speaker 3: All right, So this twenty eight year old patient showed

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Speaker 1: abdomina or from the pelvic cavity there, they have to

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Speaker 1: cut it off at the top of the vagina and

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Speaker 1: sow it closed, and then that leaves an area of

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Speaker 1: weakness that's always going to be prone to opening up unfortunately,

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Speaker 1: and it could happen from having vigorous sex. But it

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Speaker 1: also the case that I talked about in the Mystery

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Speaker 1: Diagnosis a few weeks ago was a case where a

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Speaker 1: woman was in a rather vigorous car accident which caused

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Speaker 1: that incision to open up, and she got air up

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Speaker 1: inside of her abdominal cavity. Because that hole opened up,

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Speaker 1: so you would you would be more expected to buy.

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Speaker 1: My first question to this woman would be, oh, did

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Speaker 1: you have did you have a hysterectomy or something like that,

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Speaker 1: But this was actually a hole that went through the

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Speaker 1: top of her vagina. I guess she was having really

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Speaker 1: rough sex, or the guy had a really long penis

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Speaker 1: or whatever. Happened. I'm not sure, but it's very it's

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Speaker 1: it's very unusual for this to happen. But the photos

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Speaker 1: are really striking. And I can't imagine looking in the

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Speaker 1: mirror and having pain after having sex and seeing my

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Speaker 1: intestines in my underwear.

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Speaker 3: No, I mean, I'd be.

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Speaker 2: Losing my mind. Yeah, well I would.

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Speaker 3: I would certainly assume if I saw my organs outside

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Speaker 3: of my body that.

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Speaker 2: That was it for me.

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Speaker 1: It's actually funny that you're in that desperate of and

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Speaker 1: painful and outrageous situation and you're still afraid to say

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Speaker 1: you had sex in front of your grandmam. Like, that's

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Speaker 1: a pretty mean ass grandma.

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Speaker 3: You know, some people are just assholes and like they

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Speaker 3: won't want your well being. They'll just criticize you for

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Speaker 3: having sex or like you know, as we were talking

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Speaker 3: about in our last episode, certain really religious people will

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Speaker 3: use it, will weaponize that against you and say that's

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Speaker 3: why you shouldn't be having sex.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I get that all right.

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Speaker 3: In this next case, this couple was having sex in

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Speaker 3: a bed and a picture that was hanging above the

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Speaker 3: bed fell glass shattered and ended up stabbing this woman

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Speaker 3: in the eye.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so this is more of an outrageous thing that

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Speaker 1: you wouldn't think would happen. This isn't because of painis

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Speaker 1: vagina itself. It's just more that this glass fractured, but

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Speaker 1: it was pretty serious that it cut her nose and

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Speaker 1: it went into her nostril and also cut the corner

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Speaker 1: sclera of her eye, or the white part of her eye.

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Speaker 1: But also she had to get six sutures because of it.

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Speaker 1: So it's not like, oh, I just got a bump.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure people have experienced things like that from time

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Speaker 1: to time, but to actually have to go to the

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Speaker 1: hospital because something broke because you were shaking the bed

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Speaker 1: a little too much is kind of mean. It's funny

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Speaker 1: in hindsight.

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Speaker 3: Let me tell you, over the course of doing this

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Speaker 3: show and working for you, my medical phobia has been

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Speaker 3: getting a little bit better. But every story in this

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Speaker 3: episode is.

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Speaker 2: Really bothering me.

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Speaker 3: I don't know why, just like I stuff Urethruss stuff.

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Speaker 3: It's very uncomfortable to talk about and think about.

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Speaker 2: I know, all right.

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Speaker 3: This tex one is about a thirty five year old

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Speaker 3: who put an inflatable rubber pipe stopper in his rectum

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Speaker 3: and he hyper inflated it. With an air gun connected

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Speaker 3: through a pressure pipe, but he accidentally overinflated the rubber

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Speaker 3: stopper and it burst.

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Speaker 1: So I'm not a plumber by any means, but I

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Speaker 1: think I could figure out what this thing is. So

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Speaker 1: I guess you will put this inflatable thing, like almost

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Speaker 1: like an inflatable ball inside of a pipe in order

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Speaker 1: to get the pipe to stop so it fills up

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Speaker 1: the it like plugs off a pipe. And he put

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Speaker 1: this thing. I don't know why he got this genius

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Speaker 1: idea to put this inside of his rectum, but like

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Speaker 1: Maria said, it's like putting a ball inside and just

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Speaker 1: inflating it, and the pressure from it being overinflated, especially

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Speaker 1: because he was probably using an air compressor or something

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Speaker 1: that just has a high PSI, the pressure of it

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Speaker 1: burst through his abdominal cavity. The colon exploded. Essentially, there

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Speaker 1: was poop all up inside of his colon, and it

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Speaker 1: caused bleeding in his chest and abdomen because the abdominal

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Speaker 1: wall ripped open as well, and he died from that.

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Speaker 1: And evidence of that scene at autopsy was when they

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Speaker 1: opened the remainder of his abdominal cavity, it was filled

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Speaker 1: with feces from the colon and there were little air

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Speaker 1: bubbles in it from all that air pressure that had caused.

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Speaker 2: That to happen.

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Speaker 1: So when the police investigated this death to see what happened,

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Speaker 1: they saw that he was a regular contributor to several

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Speaker 1: web dedicated to unusual sexual activities. This just must have

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Speaker 1: been a weird one to you know, for the emergency

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Speaker 1: workers that picked them up and then doing the autopsy

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Speaker 1: and piecing together.

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Speaker 2: Exactly what happened. Yeah, and it's just sad.

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Speaker 1: No, there's no reason a person needs to die from

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Speaker 1: something like that. And he wasn't trying to kill himself.

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Speaker 1: It was just an accident, but it just was. It's

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Speaker 1: also just like, okay, this this guy's just not thinking

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Speaker 1: that this could happen. I mean, it's similar to the

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Speaker 1: case we were talking about the other day of the

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Speaker 1: girl that died from breathing in a helium tank. It's

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Speaker 1: just like people just don't think, you know. And it's yeah,

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Speaker 1: it sucks that somebody has to die for something like that.

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Speaker 2: All right.

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Speaker 3: So our last case is about this twenty four year

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Speaker 3: old woman. She said twenty four hours after having anal

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Speaker 3: sex she started to have severe abdominal pain. At the hospital,

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Speaker 3: they did some testing and what did they see.

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Speaker 2: They saw that she.

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Speaker 1: Had a tear in her upper rectum. So she did

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Speaker 1: admit that she had consensual sex just twenty four hours

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Speaker 1: prior to feeling all of these symptoms. And what happened

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Speaker 1: was it tore through her rectum. So it's similar to

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Speaker 1: what we talked about earlier with the tear through the

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Speaker 1: top of the vagina. In this case, it tore through

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Speaker 1: her rectum and she actually had to get surgery and

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Speaker 1: remove that section of her rectum and get a colostomy

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Speaker 1: bag for three months. But luckily they were able to

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Speaker 1: reverse the colostomy after three months and she had no

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Speaker 1: additional complications. Wow, that's I mean, it's it's sex is

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Speaker 1: a risk, and anal sex is a risk as well.

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Speaker 1: It just it's something that needs to be done carefully,

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Speaker 1: but it's it's something that can happen that you can't

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Speaker 1: really predict sometimes.

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Speaker 3: Well, we hope you guys take these stories and have

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Speaker 3: a safe sexy Valentine's Day tonight. There is no kink

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Speaker 3: shaving in this episode, where simply just saying there are

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Speaker 3: specific tools designed for safe sex and you should use

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Speaker 3: them and not.

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Speaker 1: We're just like you know the other possibilities. There's just

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Speaker 1: so many possibilities out there.

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Speaker 3: Just be careful. Do whatever you want, but be careful

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Speaker 3: out there. It's the message you should get from this episode.

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Speaker 2: If you have any good sex stories too, you can

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Speaker 2: always send them to us.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, send them to stories at motherdosde dot com or

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Speaker 3: message them to us on Instagram. We will see you

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Speaker 3: guys next week with some more news stories.

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Speaker 2: Happy Valentine's Day.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to Mother Knows Death. As a reminder,

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Speaker 1: my training is as a pathologists assistant. I have a

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Speaker 1: master's level education and specialize in anatomy and pathology education.

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Speaker 1: or treated anyone dead or alive without the assistance of

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Speaker 1: a licensed medical doctor. This show, my website, and social

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Speaker 1: on my experience working in pathology, so they can make

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Speaker 1: healthier decisions regarding their life and well being. Always remember

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Speaker 1: in this episode are based on my knowledge of those

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Speaker 1: subjects at the time of publication. If you are having

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