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Speaker 1: You confession. I can't take back earl arms.

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Speaker 2: Mouse speak got a text into seven eight five nine

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Speaker 2: to two that says, when I was a kid, I

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Speaker 2: used to break all the chocolate bars in the aisles

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Speaker 2: at the grocery store, then put them back on the

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Speaker 2: shelf for other people.

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Speaker 3: So satisfied, I don't know, keep them out of the

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Speaker 3: tortilla chip aisle though.

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Speaker 2: Okay, there really are some truly evil people in this one,

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Speaker 2: and we want those evil people on this show telling

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Speaker 2: us firsthand about all the deranged, twisted, unforgivable things that

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Speaker 2: they've done.

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Speaker 1: In their past.

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Speaker 4: We do.

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Speaker 2: We're even willing to hide your identity while you do it.

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Speaker 2: And one of our most evil listeners is ready to

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Speaker 2: come clean about their past. They've chosen the fake name Luke.

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Speaker 2: So Luke, welcome to Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Hey, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 3: How did you not start that with a villain laft?

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Speaker 3: After that intro, I'm very.

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Speaker 1: Disappointed you even have the voice CHANGERUD. It would have been.

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Speaker 4: Perfect moa ha ha ha half.

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Speaker 2: Hearted evil left. That's all right, Voice changer is on.

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Speaker 2: You are now the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready to

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Speaker 2: go ahead, tell us your confession.

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Speaker 4: So it was probably about fifteen years ago. I'm not

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Speaker 4: proud of this, but wow, I love.

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Speaker 5: When dudes are like, not proud of this, but.

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Speaker 1: I am big.

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Speaker 2: We're in on their faces exactly what happened fifteen years ago?

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Speaker 4: I was dragged off an airplane?

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Speaker 5: You were that guy?

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Speaker 4: Well, I don't think I was that guy. I know,

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Speaker 4: I know I wasn't that guy, but I was dragged

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Speaker 4: off an airplane.

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Speaker 5: So I can't believe that was happening fifteen years ago.

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Speaker 3: I thought that was more of a modern day what

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Speaker 3: happened to you?

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Speaker 4: Thankfully? This is like right before all those like cellphone

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Speaker 4: videos of people being dragged off a plane. It wasn't

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Speaker 4: some sort of carroed situation or anything like that. There

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Speaker 4: is this dude who was sitting in the aisle seat,

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Speaker 4: and there was his mom who had her four year

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Speaker 4: old son, and she wanted to switch and sit next

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Speaker 4: to her son, and the guy wouldn't switch. He said,

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Speaker 4: I paid for the aisle to see for a reason,

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Speaker 4: and there was they were by themselves, and and the

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Speaker 4: mom wanted to sit next to.

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Speaker 3: You, and so yeah, but come on, the mom could

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Speaker 3: have taken the middle seat instead.

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Speaker 5: You know what I mean, Like they probably could have with.

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Speaker 1: The guy not letting your children sit next to him.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's I guess a kid has a middle seat,

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Speaker 3: then the mom should switch her aisle seat instead of

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Speaker 3: asking the guy anyway.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I mean what I saw was just a

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Speaker 4: kid who was scared to fly. This dude was preventing

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Speaker 4: that kid from being next to his mom. So I

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Speaker 4: was like, that's not cool. So I just said, hey,

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Speaker 4: listen to some blast. The dude got, you know, he

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Speaker 4: got heated, stood up, started yelling at me. I of course,

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Speaker 4: you know, you know I'm not just your citre and

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Speaker 4: let this guy yell at me. I stood up. He

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Speaker 4: started shoving me. I didn't shove him back, but they

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Speaker 4: brought on security. I was drug out, like not drug

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Speaker 4: out on the ground, but they grabbed me. They roughed,

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Speaker 4: you know, they ruffed me up. They grabbed you by

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Speaker 4: your arms.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Maybe was that mom's plan the whole time to get

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Speaker 3: the whole aisle to herself.

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Speaker 5: I mean, what happens after you get off the plane?

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Speaker 3: Did they book you for another flight or do you

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Speaker 3: just have to eat the cost?

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Speaker 1: When does the cavity search come in?

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Speaker 4: I wasn't arrested. There's like a it's the police station

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Speaker 4: at the airport. So they detained you there, and I

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Speaker 4: was detained for probably about seven hours, and then I

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Speaker 4: eventually was able to get back on a flight. But

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Speaker 4: I sued because I didn't do anything wrong.

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Speaker 5: Wait, who did kid?

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Speaker 4: The kid? The kid?

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Speaker 1: You sued the airlines.

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Speaker 4: I sued the airline because you know, I was just

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Speaker 4: simply asking this man politely. He's the one who got physical.

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Speaker 4: I didn't do any of that, but I was still

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Speaker 4: treated like a criminal.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, a flight attendant could have stepped in and said, hey,

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Speaker 3: let's all get back to our seats or something. And

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Speaker 3: it is crazy, Like as a mom with two little ones,

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Speaker 3: it's crazy, like when you go to book a flight

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Speaker 3: and it's full and you literally have to like, well,

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Speaker 3: I'm putting my kid in seat twelve.

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Speaker 5: Good luck to whoever's next to them. It's so strange

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Speaker 5: that they even allow that.

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Speaker 1: They should just put the kids up in the overhead

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Speaker 1: and partment.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm going to go with a luggage down below.

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Speaker 2: You're kind of the meday the compartments.

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Speaker 1: You can knock if you need some water. I mean,

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Speaker 1: whatever happened with the lawsuit, Luke. Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 4: So it was a number of years that we litigated,

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Speaker 4: and then after that time the airline they settled. I

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Speaker 4: got ten years of VIP travel.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like a diamond members.

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Speaker 3: But they secretly hate you, like they have like a

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Speaker 3: list of people that they hate.

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Speaker 1: It's plains of only children.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, where's the coolest place you've gone?

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Speaker 4: I've been all over the world. I've taken full advantage

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Speaker 4: of it. I went to Japan. Oh, I went to

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Speaker 4: South Africa. I went to Patagonia.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's pretty awesome.

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Speaker 3: Amazing man, Now I want to get in a fight

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Speaker 3: with dude on the plane.

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Speaker 5: You have kids, you can make this happy things.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, like I have five children are scattered throughout

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Speaker 2: this whole.

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Speaker 4: So actually, this is my biggest confession. In addition to

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Speaker 4: the travel package, they also give me a cash settlement.

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Speaker 4: I've been trying to pay it forward every time I've

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Speaker 4: been on a flight. And you know those puke bags

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Speaker 4: that they put in the you know the little pouch there.

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Speaker 4: I slip one hundred bucks into it, hoping that people

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Speaker 4: just find it it brightens their day and makes their trip.

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Speaker 1: A little bit Uking on one hundred dollars bill. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: wait a minute, I seriously do that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, how many hundreds got thrown out because you're putting

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Speaker 3: them in the puke bag?

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Speaker 1: They don't replace them, Yes, they leave them there, so.

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Speaker 3: I use the tops of them for like gum and

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Speaker 3: stuff sometimes, and then.

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Speaker 4: We're just thrown.

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Speaker 1: Away thousands of You're like the Robin Hood of the sky.

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Speaker 4: Now that's cool, I'll take that. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Thank fifteen years ago. So your VIP status is up?

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Speaker 1: Are you now trying to pick fights on planes? He

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Speaker 1: needs your next message?

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Speaker 4: No, it worked out well in the end, but it

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Speaker 4: was the biggest headache.

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Speaker 2: Like you said, you've done your travel TikTok now in

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Speaker 2: a bad way.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and just back to the one hundred dollars bills.

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Speaker 1: Do you tend to sit in the aisle seats?

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Speaker 4: Window?

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Speaker 5: I just need to know he's still flying first class.

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Speaker 4: I'm a window.

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Speaker 2: I'm booking some window seats coming up. Text into seven

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Speaker 2: A five nights too. If you have a confession you've

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Speaker 2: been holding on to, we can hide your identity, mask

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Speaker 2: your voice, and make you the next mass speaker.

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Speaker 1: Phone taps coming up next