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Is that a rap name? 0:01:13.800 --> 0:01:16.039 Is that a fake name? Is that your god given 0:01:16.120 --> 0:01:16.640 birth name? 0:01:18.280 --> 0:01:21.119 Well, it depends on who you call God. I suppose. 0:01:23.319 --> 0:01:25.320 I'm gonna what if what if I'm God? Who do I? 0:01:25.360 --> 0:01:26.080 What do I call you? 0:01:27.680 --> 0:01:29.600 Then you can call me anything you want? Chief? 0:01:30.280 --> 0:01:33.559 All right? L money? You said L money? 0:01:33.640 --> 0:01:35.160 Right, that's correct. 0:01:35.200 --> 0:01:35.400 Here. 0:01:35.840 --> 0:01:38.240 What's your what's happening with you? 0:01:39.319 --> 0:01:39.679 Oh? 0:01:40.120 --> 0:01:42.319 Not much, man. You know, I'm just sitting here on 0:01:42.360 --> 0:01:44.399 the couch with my girlfriend. We've been trying to call 0:01:44.440 --> 0:01:47.800 in just I didn't think we'd get through, especially not 0:01:47.880 --> 0:01:48.320 that quick. 0:01:49.760 --> 0:01:52.960 Uh so is there anything in particular that you called 0:01:53.000 --> 0:01:53.920 in you want to talk about? 0:01:55.120 --> 0:01:58.040 Uh? Well, uh, you know, I I have cancer. I 0:01:58.120 --> 0:02:00.800 talked to you quick for the six few seconds when 0:02:00.840 --> 0:02:01.320 you did that. 0:02:01.480 --> 0:02:03.120 What kind of cancer do you have? 0:02:04.320 --> 0:02:06.760 Thyroid? Got that shit taken out? 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:09.520 I always thought that, you know, when I first heard 0:02:09.639 --> 0:02:12.520 the thyroid cancer, I always thought it was in the thigh. 0:02:12.639 --> 0:02:13.720 I didn't know it was in the neck. 0:02:14.480 --> 0:02:16.560 Yeah, that's what I thought in middle school and I heard, 0:02:16.560 --> 0:02:18.320 and then I didn't find out until I was in 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:20.400 high school, and I made an ask to myself talking 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:21.440 about it in front of people. 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:24.600 You made How did you make an ass of yourself 0:02:24.600 --> 0:02:25.680 talking about it in front of people. 0:02:26.960 --> 0:02:29.919 I made some kind of joke about having thigh cancer 0:02:29.960 --> 0:02:33.320 and it's saying thyroid cancer, and somebody called me out 0:02:33.360 --> 0:02:33.639 on it. 0:02:34.520 --> 0:02:39.080 Do you think cosmically somebody gave you thyroid cancer for 0:02:39.200 --> 0:02:40.880 making fun of thyroid cancer. 0:02:41.400 --> 0:02:44.480 I kind of hope so, because in that case, I'm 0:02:44.520 --> 0:02:47.080 gonna have a lot more diseases than I already have. 0:02:47.200 --> 0:02:48.880 I got a long list, Like I go to the 0:02:48.960 --> 0:02:53.280 doctor and they have my medical list, and it's like gastroparesis, 0:02:53.440 --> 0:02:58.760 gird iv as, thyroid cancer, chronic back pain, anxiety, Like 0:02:58.800 --> 0:02:59.880 the list just goes on and on. 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:01.800 And when you when you say you hope, do you 0:03:01.840 --> 0:03:05.080 mean like you were you can track a time in 0:03:05.120 --> 0:03:07.480 your life in which you dunked on all of those 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:10.799 diseases to make it so that charmatically you you ended 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:11.400 up having. 0:03:11.280 --> 0:03:14.760 Them, not specifically, but if I went back far enough 0:03:14.840 --> 0:03:18.040 and like you know, I had a record of every moment, 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:19.280 I'm sure I could find something. 0:03:22.080 --> 0:03:25.200 What which one of those is the worst? 0:03:26.639 --> 0:03:26.880 You know? 0:03:27.000 --> 0:03:31.120 I have an undiagnosed stomach issue, that's the worst. I 0:03:31.240 --> 0:03:35.640 wake up every morning and I'm usually having diarrhea and 0:03:35.800 --> 0:03:36.400 or vomiting. 0:03:36.880 --> 0:03:41.520 Okay, with pain Okay, what are you in pain right now? 0:03:42.760 --> 0:03:45.240 No, it's tipical like me in the morning. Right now, 0:03:45.280 --> 0:03:47.960 I'm chilling. I'm a little constipated. But other than that, 0:03:48.000 --> 0:03:48.920 I'm having a good time. 0:03:49.720 --> 0:03:52.120 So you're constant. You have the opposite of diarrhea right now? 0:03:52.720 --> 0:03:54.120 Oh yeah, it goes back and forth. 0:03:54.440 --> 0:03:57.640 All right, what do you still have the thyroid cancer? 0:03:57.720 --> 0:03:59.280 Or they took out they took out the. 0:03:59.200 --> 0:04:05.119 Thyroid so it metastasized to my links node right now. 0:04:05.160 --> 0:04:07.720 That's just kind of hanging out and hasn't gone anywhere else. 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:11.720 So they're not super worried about it. Because syroid cancer 0:04:11.840 --> 0:04:14.160 is it's one of those cancers. It's pretty slow. 0:04:15.880 --> 0:04:16.840 Is that good? 0:04:17.680 --> 0:04:20.000 Yeah, it's real good. I mean I have a prognosis 0:04:20.040 --> 0:04:22.320 of at least another twenty years. 0:04:22.520 --> 0:04:23.960 Okay, all right, so you got at least whether your 0:04:24.000 --> 0:04:27.760 doctor gave you twenty years to live, yeah, roughly. How 0:04:27.800 --> 0:04:32.200 old are you now, twenty one? Okay, you can do 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:34.920 a lot in twenty year. How do you feel about that. 0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:37.000 I've guaranteed twenty years. I'm probably gonna have a little 0:04:37.000 --> 0:04:37.520 bit longer. 0:04:37.960 --> 0:04:41.520 Okay, Well it's not really guaranteed twenty years. 0:04:42.080 --> 0:04:43.400 Well, no, nothing's guaranteed. 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:45.720 There's never There's no such thing as guaranteed twenty this 0:04:45.920 --> 0:04:49.200 just like it's guaranteed fucking week, especially if you get 0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:50.919 no you ever you ever drive drunk? 0:04:52.279 --> 0:04:54.320 Oh yeah, always the bloze and cruising. 0:04:54.920 --> 0:04:58.200 Okay, all right, So I mean you could die any day. 0:04:59.600 --> 0:05:02.280 I mean yeah, anyone can die any day. That's that's 0:05:02.279 --> 0:05:05.279 the magical likes. That's why you gotta grab it by 0:05:05.360 --> 0:05:08.039 the you know, the movies, and you gotta live it 0:05:08.080 --> 0:05:08.719 to the fullest. 0:05:08.880 --> 0:05:11.919 You gotta live it to the fullest by getting fucking blasted, 0:05:12.000 --> 0:05:15.560 putting on your favorite song, and cruising down the highway 0:05:15.600 --> 0:05:19.000 as God intended. However you define God as you said 0:05:19.000 --> 0:05:23.800 at the beginning, So what's your favorite what's your favorite 0:05:23.800 --> 0:05:27.440 alcohol to drive drunk? 0:05:27.760 --> 0:05:30.080 You know, I'm a run man, but as long as 0:05:30.120 --> 0:05:33.120 I have a little dad pen with me, it doesn't 0:05:33.120 --> 0:05:33.640 really matter. 0:05:34.520 --> 0:05:39.360 Okay, So your doctor gave you twenty years left to live. 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:47.360 I'm gonna give you, like, how long do you think 0:05:47.400 --> 0:05:48.760 you have left to live? Realistically? 0:05:53.200 --> 0:05:56.760 I don't think anyone can judge that realistically unless you 0:05:56.880 --> 0:06:01.840 got terminal stuff going on. I'm gonna confidently say I've 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:04.480 got a good ten to fifteen years in. 0:06:04.480 --> 0:06:08.000 Me, I want to hear something crazy. Yeah, I just 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:11.440 came up with this lot. Being born is a terminal disease. 0:06:14.160 --> 0:06:16.159 Damn, you just blew my mind. 0:06:16.560 --> 0:06:19.120 That's what I do. That's why, that's why I'm the gecko. 0:06:19.360 --> 0:06:23.400 All right? So what so what do you what's your 0:06:23.400 --> 0:06:26.920 twenty year plan? What do you hope to And it's funny, 0:06:26.960 --> 0:06:30.400 right because you're like, because twenty years left to like 0:06:30.480 --> 0:06:34.880 putting a putting a number on it, a definition on it, 0:06:34.960 --> 0:06:38.919 like that makes puts up, puts some kind of urgency 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:41.920 on there that wouldn't normally be there, but that or 0:06:42.040 --> 0:06:45.360 but that urgency is always there because life is a 0:06:45.440 --> 0:06:49.080 terminal disease. So what what what's on the map? What 0:06:49.120 --> 0:06:51.320 are you hoping to do with your life? 0:06:53.200 --> 0:06:56.119 I got very broad stress right now. In the plan? 0:06:56.240 --> 0:06:59.400 You know, you gotta get married to this wonderful woman, 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:02.839 going to have a baby or two, buy a house, 0:07:03.040 --> 0:07:05.840 you know, get it all, not all in that order necessarily. 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:10.520 I'm just trying to make life worth living. Be happy, 0:07:10.560 --> 0:07:12.320 you know what I'm saying. I'm happy to be here. 0:07:13.040 --> 0:07:16.800 Okay, how often are we drinking and driving? 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:20.480 You're not a chop? Are you? 0:07:21.280 --> 0:07:21.920 I'm a gecko. 0:07:24.320 --> 0:07:26.720 Yeah, but sometimes geckos are in the cover, aren't they. 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:29.440 I mean, you know that insurance guy, he's sneaky. 0:07:29.600 --> 0:07:29.760 Yeah. 0:07:29.760 --> 0:07:33.400 I don't want to talk about that, but okay, you 0:07:33.400 --> 0:07:34.600 want to get a whole you want to have a 0:07:34.680 --> 0:07:38.400 you have a whole family. What's your girlfriend's deal? What's 0:07:38.400 --> 0:07:41.720 her thing? Is she sick too? You guys got? I 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:45.520 meant stars thing going, yeah, but. 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:49.160 In a different way. Hers is uh, it's a Oh god, 0:07:49.200 --> 0:07:52.520 I don't even the initials are HS. I can't tell 0:07:52.560 --> 0:07:55.360 you the actual name because I can't pronounce anything. 0:07:57.600 --> 0:07:59.120 What's her? What's her? 0:07:59.520 --> 0:07:59.640 Oh? 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:04.200 He does have a disease hl? Okay, what is hs H? 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:09.160 Long story short. She can get infections in her really bad, 0:08:09.200 --> 0:08:12.160 and she can get septic if it goes untreated or unnoticed. 0:08:12.960 --> 0:08:16.120 Okay, so you guys just got Now. Do you think 0:08:16.200 --> 0:08:18.720 she in high school made fun of that disease and 0:08:18.760 --> 0:08:21.200 that's why it was cosmically given to her? 0:08:22.720 --> 0:08:23.080 I hope. 0:08:23.120 --> 0:08:24.640 So, I mean that'd be pretty funny for the both 0:08:24.680 --> 0:08:25.239 of us. 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:27.680 Do you believe in that shit? Do you believe in 0:08:27.760 --> 0:08:30.640 like determinism and karma and all that. 0:08:32.880 --> 0:08:35.160 I believe if you're a bad person. You're gonna get 0:08:35.200 --> 0:08:39.760 what's coming, whether that's the form of a quote unquote 0:08:39.760 --> 0:08:42.520 act of God like a branch falling on and killing you, 0:08:43.120 --> 0:08:45.440 or whether that's you pissing off the wrong person and 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:48.120 getting your teeth knocked in. Bad things are gonna come 0:08:48.160 --> 0:08:48.920 to your. 0:08:48.600 --> 0:08:50.960 Bad do you? And you can be honest with me? 0:08:51.040 --> 0:08:53.880 I want you know, that's a complicated question. Do you 0:08:53.960 --> 0:08:56.160 believe that you are a good person or a bad person? 0:08:58.040 --> 0:09:00.600 I believe I try to be a good person, and 0:09:00.640 --> 0:09:02.000 I think that's what matters. 0:09:02.280 --> 0:09:06.000 All right. How often you are you drinking and driving? 0:09:08.480 --> 0:09:10.440 Not as often as I'm smoking and driving. 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:14.200 All right? What do you do to be a good person? 0:09:16.800 --> 0:09:19.880 I try to stay positive and I try to spread positivity. 0:09:19.960 --> 0:09:20.160 You know. 0:09:20.840 --> 0:09:24.000 I started a new job this last month, and my 0:09:24.080 --> 0:09:26.760 boss has already told me that I'm always smiling and 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:28.040 that's her favorite thing about me. 0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:34.480 Now having cancer, does that make you look at money differently? 0:09:35.240 --> 0:09:40.319 Are you still contributing to your roth ira, even though 0:09:40.360 --> 0:09:42.439 you're like, I'm not even gonna be around at sixty 0:09:42.480 --> 0:09:45.080 to cash the shit in. Let me just you know, 0:09:45.160 --> 0:09:46.160 blow it all at once. 0:09:47.360 --> 0:09:51.160 Man, I've been living paycheck to paycheck since I was seventeen. 0:09:51.480 --> 0:09:56.080 I don't have ilray. I'll tell you. I mean I've 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:59.040 been a little more. I can treat myself with a 0:09:59.080 --> 0:10:02.120 coffee hero there kind of thing. But other than that, 0:10:02.920 --> 0:10:06.240 I'm just trying to save money if I can. 0:10:08.040 --> 0:10:10.680 What do you spend money on when you when you. 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:20.440 Have spended and rent rent's expensive man groceries and stuff. 0:10:20.520 --> 0:10:21.960 Oh my god, I hate the an adult. 0:10:23.040 --> 0:10:24.679 What do you do? What do you do for work? 0:10:26.080 --> 0:10:28.920 I do laundry and housekeeping at a hotel. 0:10:29.840 --> 0:10:31.920 Oh it's pretty cool. Is it like one of those 0:10:31.920 --> 0:10:34.000 fancy hotels. It is. 0:10:34.080 --> 0:10:37.880 Actually it's a Hampton, so we are owned by like 0:10:38.240 --> 0:10:39.600 Riz Carlton and whatnot. 0:10:40.840 --> 0:10:43.160 Do you ever steal things from people's room? 0:10:44.440 --> 0:10:47.120 No, I don't go in the rooms. I when I 0:10:47.160 --> 0:10:50.320 do housekeeping, it's actually just house person. So I go 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:53.840 around cleaning the actual like common areas of the hotel, 0:10:53.920 --> 0:10:55.360 the pool and the workout are real. 0:10:56.240 --> 0:11:03.000 When I was for uh uh, yeah, I want to 0:11:03.000 --> 0:11:08.000 say I want to say fourteen. I once there was 0:11:08.040 --> 0:11:11.840 like a Jewish retreat thing at a hotel that I 0:11:11.880 --> 0:11:14.480 went to with a bunch of like fourteen year old 0:11:14.520 --> 0:11:18.840 Jewish kids. And I once took a glass from the 0:11:18.920 --> 0:11:21.480 hotel and I peed in it and I left it 0:11:21.520 --> 0:11:22.240 in the lobby. 0:11:25.040 --> 0:11:28.520 Well, I'm glad that wasn't my hotel because I probably 0:11:28.559 --> 0:11:32.000 would have had to clean up that Peace And if 0:11:32.000 --> 0:11:33.400 it wasn't clean, I wouldn't have been. 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:34.079 Interested in it. 0:11:34.480 --> 0:11:37.600 You know what I'm thinking now, I'm probably gonna get cancer. 0:11:37.280 --> 0:11:40.240 Too because of the p incident. 0:11:40.280 --> 0:11:41.400 Because of the p incident. 0:11:42.679 --> 0:11:45.040 Well, if you are, you know, I'm sure we can 0:11:45.160 --> 0:11:46.880 start a support group together or something. 0:11:47.400 --> 0:11:49.400 Do you know what kind of cancer do you like? 0:11:49.520 --> 0:11:51.480 If there was a god that was kind of tracking 0:11:51.480 --> 0:11:54.000 all that stuff and to give me cancer as a 0:11:54.040 --> 0:11:59.240 comeuppance for you creating a hard job for the person 0:11:59.280 --> 0:12:01.360 who to clean up a common room? What kind of 0:12:01.400 --> 0:12:02.840 cancer would they give me? Would they give me like 0:12:02.840 --> 0:12:04.280 some kind of a urinary cancer? 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:06.680 Oh yeah, I think it would be all in the 0:12:06.800 --> 0:12:09.760 rethra if if you if it's straight from the the incident, 0:12:09.800 --> 0:12:11.920 it's it's in the rec or the balls, even because 0:12:11.920 --> 0:12:13.280 you know Peace Store and the balls. 0:12:14.040 --> 0:12:15.800 But I like the way that you're thinking about it, right, 0:12:15.800 --> 0:12:19.160 because you're like all right, at least I like you. 0:12:19.160 --> 0:12:23.319 You're not like, oh why me right, You're like all right, sure. 0:12:24.960 --> 0:12:27.840 Shit happened? You can't get hung up on everything. I 0:12:27.960 --> 0:12:32.080 like that, and you deal with it, but you move on. 0:12:32.640 --> 0:12:34.040 Where do you want? What do you want them to 0:12:34.040 --> 0:12:35.600 do with your body? When you pass away? 0:12:37.000 --> 0:12:40.040 They can throw me in a dumpster for all I care. Nice, 0:12:40.240 --> 0:12:41.199 I ain't going to be here. 0:12:41.840 --> 0:12:42.120 Nice? 0:12:42.440 --> 0:12:44.760 Do you do you? We've been talked a little bit 0:12:44.760 --> 0:12:48.560 about God. Do you believe in some kind of afterlife or. 0:12:50.120 --> 0:12:50.360 You know? 0:12:50.800 --> 0:12:53.760 I try not to think about it, but when I do. 0:12:56.120 --> 0:12:59.760 I just hope that wherever it is, or whatever the 0:12:59.800 --> 0:13:03.320 going on, I don't suffer anymore because life is just 0:13:03.440 --> 0:13:04.600 long suffering, you know what I mean? 0:13:06.000 --> 0:13:09.559 What do you what's the worst part of being alive 0:13:09.840 --> 0:13:10.200 for you? 0:13:11.280 --> 0:13:12.760 Oh? Man? My stomach pain? 0:13:13.400 --> 0:13:13.720 M hm? 0:13:16.520 --> 0:13:18.800 Do you can you build anything? Can you eat stuff? 0:13:18.880 --> 0:13:20.720 Or is there? Do you like a restricted diet? 0:13:21.880 --> 0:13:28.520 So I'm medically I'm lackless intolerant, but physically I don't care. 0:13:30.520 --> 0:13:33.240 They told me I was gluten intolerant, but I went 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:35.480 on that diet for a year and I didn't notice 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:38.440 anything different. So at this point, you know, I just 0:13:38.600 --> 0:13:41.000 I try to stay away from some stuff if I'm 0:13:41.040 --> 0:13:45.599 feeling particularly acidic that day, But overall, you know, I 0:13:46.040 --> 0:13:48.199 just I try not beat too much, chunk. 0:13:49.800 --> 0:13:54.880 What's is there anything? You said life is suffering and 0:13:54.920 --> 0:13:59.240 I get that. Is there anything throughout the day like 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:00.960 I or do you get it? Do you have a 0:14:01.000 --> 0:14:04.280 daily treat of some kind? I'm not talking about food, 0:14:04.360 --> 0:14:07.240 but is there anything throughout the day that gives you 0:14:07.720 --> 0:14:11.559 a little bit of solace through your suffering, like a 0:14:12.120 --> 0:14:15.679 you know, a glance at the sky or oh yeah, man. 0:14:15.720 --> 0:14:18.199 It's all about the little things. I mean, you got 0:14:18.400 --> 0:14:21.400 you got pet in the cat, you got kissing your lady, 0:14:21.880 --> 0:14:24.280 you got a nice sunny afternoon, you got a nice 0:14:24.400 --> 0:14:27.200 rainy afternoon, you got all kinds of things. It's all 0:14:27.240 --> 0:14:30.480 about the little things nice. 0:14:30.680 --> 0:14:33.200 I like that. How often are you getting pissed drunk on. 0:14:33.160 --> 0:14:35.080 The run now? 0:14:35.080 --> 0:14:37.040 When you say on the run, do you mean specifically 0:14:37.120 --> 0:14:38.800 running from the cops for while driving? 0:14:40.760 --> 0:14:40.960 Oh? 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:44.560 On the rum? Not as often as I used to. 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:46.880 My stomach they can't handle it like I could when 0:14:46.880 --> 0:14:47.440 I was younger. 0:14:48.560 --> 0:14:51.920 Maybe God gave you the stomach issues to prevent you 0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:54.480 from getting drunk and driving all the time. 0:14:55.200 --> 0:14:55.880 And that could be. 0:14:56.040 --> 0:14:59.120 I mean, my parents are are pretty into alcohol, and 0:14:59.200 --> 0:15:02.360 my uncle rank himself into the hospital, so my family's 0:15:02.400 --> 0:15:04.760 got a little bit of a history with it. Sorry, 0:15:04.880 --> 0:15:06.320 do you hear my cat screaming? 0:15:06.800 --> 0:15:10.840 No, that's all right, he's just excited. How did you 0:15:10.920 --> 0:15:12.880 and your girlfriend meet? 0:15:13.680 --> 0:15:14.120 Tinder? 0:15:15.080 --> 0:15:19.040 Tinder? What was your opening line? Was it about having diarrhea? 0:15:19.880 --> 0:15:22.640 No, it was probably something about, you know, wanting to 0:15:22.680 --> 0:15:24.760 smoke and cuddle because I was like sixteen. 0:15:26.600 --> 0:15:29.960 Wow, so it's been six years. 0:15:30.520 --> 0:15:33.160 No, not at all. Actually she ghosted me for like 0:15:33.320 --> 0:15:36.440 four Uh. I just got in there two years ago, 0:15:36.520 --> 0:15:38.520 and I'm staying I'm not leaving. 0:15:39.920 --> 0:15:41.920 She goes to you for four years? 0:15:42.320 --> 0:15:43.560 Yeah, I mean on and off. 0:15:45.360 --> 0:15:47.440 That doesn't make any sense. So she goes to you 0:15:47.520 --> 0:15:50.200 for four years and then has she just came back in? 0:15:50.320 --> 0:15:53.040 She just sent you a snapchat out of the blue. 0:15:53.760 --> 0:15:57.160 So I was on her snapchat pretty much the entire time, 0:15:57.240 --> 0:15:59.280 but I would get taken on and off Instagram when 0:15:59.320 --> 0:16:02.440 she had a time. But every once in a while, 0:16:02.480 --> 0:16:04.760 I get, you know, one of those mass snapchats, and 0:16:04.800 --> 0:16:07.360 I know I've worked my way in. I keep I 0:16:07.440 --> 0:16:09.440 keep her, I keep myself in her mind. 0:16:10.080 --> 0:16:13.400 Oh okay, you made sure that you were in her 0:16:13.480 --> 0:16:15.200 back pocket at all. 0:16:15.120 --> 0:16:19.080 Times, exactly. You got to remember boys and girls persistence 0:16:19.240 --> 0:16:20.320 and patience is key. 0:16:21.840 --> 0:16:25.040 You know, you've really you. You know what I like 0:16:25.080 --> 0:16:29.880 about You've created a life for yourself despite several odds 0:16:30.680 --> 0:16:36.120 against you. Right. There's yeah, there's the federal laws against 0:16:36.200 --> 0:16:39.840 drinking and driving. You decided the hell with those. There's 0:16:40.680 --> 0:16:44.600 you know your health has been challenged. There's this this 0:16:44.680 --> 0:16:46.800 girl who you've now built a life with, had a 0:16:46.800 --> 0:16:50.680 boyfriend for a while and you you still managed to 0:16:52.240 --> 0:16:54.960 end up with her. You really, you really clawed your 0:16:55.000 --> 0:16:58.520 own life out of the uh out of the ground here. 0:17:00.720 --> 0:17:02.880 Well, you gotta do what you gotta do. I mean, 0:17:02.920 --> 0:17:04.960 if you weren't making yourself happy, no one. 0:17:04.920 --> 0:17:07.080 Is what's your name again? 0:17:08.560 --> 0:17:10.480 Well, you know you can call me al Money, but 0:17:10.600 --> 0:17:12.080 between you and me, buddy, it's Luke. 0:17:13.080 --> 0:17:16.920 Luke. You know, Luke. I don't I don't envy you, 0:17:17.920 --> 0:17:19.400 but I am inspired by you. 0:17:20.280 --> 0:17:23.320 Oh I'm glad to give a little bit of inspiration. 0:17:23.440 --> 0:17:28.320 Then, dude, is there anything else that you you want 0:17:28.359 --> 0:17:31.080 to say to me or the people of the computer 0:17:31.160 --> 0:17:31.680 before we. 0:17:31.600 --> 0:17:34.760 Go live long and prosper I like it. 0:17:35.359 --> 0:17:36.200 You take care of Luke. 0:17:36.320 --> 0:17:38.440 Have a good one you too, Thanks, Wile. 0:17:40.280 --> 0:17:47.679 I hope Luke lives for as long as is reasonable 0:17:48.960 --> 0:17:50.600 all from mister bel. 0:17:51.560 --> 0:17:56.760 Hello, Hey, this is my first live stream. Oh it's 0:17:57.000 --> 0:17:59.679 like ever ever Yeah, No, I mean I've watched the 0:18:00.480 --> 0:18:04.600 I've watched the recordings, but damn I got through cool 0:18:05.119 --> 0:18:07.840 with a slime Rancher. I listened to a lot of 0:18:07.880 --> 0:18:09.119 you while playing slime Rancher. 0:18:09.760 --> 0:18:14.000 What the hell is slime rancher? Sounds like both sounds 0:18:14.040 --> 0:18:15.879 like we both have being green in common. 0:18:17.960 --> 0:18:23.239 Green. Yeah. Yeah, I'm a green guy. I'm green now. 0:18:25.400 --> 0:18:29.840 So yeah, yeah. You just farm flimes, like if you 0:18:29.840 --> 0:18:33.080 think of RPG slimes, that's what you farm. What anyway? 0:18:33.320 --> 0:18:33.960 What what is it? 0:18:34.080 --> 0:18:34.199 No? 0:18:34.200 --> 0:18:36.680 No, no, no, there's no way. What is what is a slime? 0:18:38.280 --> 0:18:38.919 You have explain? 0:18:38.960 --> 0:18:42.840 Well, I mean like like a generic video games line, 0:18:42.880 --> 0:18:44.840 like a blob of color? 0:18:47.560 --> 0:18:51.280 Do you mean like a like a you're fighting blobs? 0:18:52.400 --> 0:18:55.280 No no, no, no, you're not fighting them. You're farming them, 0:18:55.359 --> 0:19:01.560 and you intergreed them and you harvest their products for money. 0:19:02.320 --> 0:19:08.679 So you facilitate slime incest and then take the incest 0:19:08.800 --> 0:19:11.440 baby ship and sell it to people for rupeat. 0:19:11.520 --> 0:19:14.560 No, no, you know what, you know what you know what? 0:19:14.640 --> 0:19:16.639 You know what I'm gonna I'm gonna take all credit 0:19:16.920 --> 0:19:22.080 for for this bad part of the conversation because you 0:19:22.280 --> 0:19:24.680 tried to get away from this topic. You said anyway, 0:19:25.080 --> 0:19:27.680 and I stopped you, and I dugged and I dug 0:19:27.760 --> 0:19:30.800 deeper into the slime thing that didn't make any sense. 0:19:30.840 --> 0:19:33.600 And I take full responsibility for that. So I'm gonna 0:19:33.680 --> 0:19:35.159 I'm gonna let's go back to the part of the 0:19:35.160 --> 0:19:38.600 conversation where you said anyway, and we'll go from there, 0:19:38.800 --> 0:19:39.800 and I apologize. 0:19:41.080 --> 0:19:46.600 I forgive you no worries, man, So I guess we'll 0:19:46.600 --> 0:19:51.880 talk about my life. So I didn't get no sleep 0:19:51.960 --> 0:19:54.840 last night, and I just sorted through like five thousand 0:19:54.840 --> 0:19:58.760 photos from the past five years. So that's got, you know, 0:19:59.280 --> 0:20:01.679 an effect, you know, just having all that in my 0:20:01.720 --> 0:20:02.320 head right now. 0:20:04.400 --> 0:20:07.280 Okay, so last night you didn't sleep because you were 0:20:07.280 --> 0:20:09.520 scrolling through your phone of photos from your life in 0:20:09.560 --> 0:20:10.800 the past five years. 0:20:11.960 --> 0:20:14.480 No, I couldn't sleep for an unknown reason. And I've 0:20:14.520 --> 0:20:17.600 gone through my entire day today and have ended my 0:20:17.680 --> 0:20:18.280 day doing that. 0:20:19.240 --> 0:20:25.880 Okay, what were the highlights of the five years? 0:20:27.119 --> 0:20:31.560 By highlights, I'm going with like what made me feel 0:20:31.600 --> 0:20:36.800 the strongest and the stuff that made me feel the strongest. 0:20:36.840 --> 0:20:38.040 Bad is. 0:20:39.760 --> 0:20:46.960 Either X's dues or just being embarrassed of myself, which 0:20:47.000 --> 0:20:50.080 is also duh, so not real crazy there, But then 0:20:50.160 --> 0:20:55.000 also you know, the highlight is the fondness. Like I 0:20:55.000 --> 0:20:57.320