1 00:00:00,760 --> 00:00:02,960 Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome back to another episode of Bombing with 2 00:00:03,160 --> 00:00:06,040 Speaker 1: Eric and Andre, the podcast where I talk to comedians, musicians, 3 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:09,320 Speaker 1: personalities and more about their most oh moments in front 4 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:11,320 Speaker 1: of an audience. Today is one of my favorite episodes 5 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:13,960 Speaker 1: because I got to talk to the iconic prankster and 6 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:17,919 Speaker 1: comic Steve O and he did not disappoint. I worked 7 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:20,320 Speaker 1: with him on Jackass Forever and man, this guy has 8 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:23,560 Speaker 1: stories to tell. Steve O will be part of The 9 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:26,880 Speaker 1: Impractical Jokers and Eric Andre get ship faced Cruise this 10 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:28,160 Speaker 1: upcoming January. 11 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:28,960 Speaker 2: You know the deal. 12 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:30,480 Speaker 3: We publish new episodes every week. 13 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:32,760 Speaker 1: Rate us five stars and check out Big Money Players 14 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:37,040 Speaker 1: Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get exclusive weekly bonus content. 15 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,040 Speaker 1: Let's add free episodes. I don't think I need to 16 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:40,760 Speaker 1: say any more. You want to listen to this one, 17 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:42,080 Speaker 1: so let's just get into it. 18 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:52,080 Speaker 4: Bombing Balming with Eric and Anddred. 19 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:54,280 Speaker 5: Do you have a fun way that you start? 20 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:55,520 Speaker 2: No? 21 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:58,320 Speaker 1: No, I kind of like starting without even Oh you 22 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:00,080 Speaker 1: want to bomb in circumstance. 23 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:06,240 Speaker 3: And we are bad. 24 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,760 Speaker 5: Back from what where were we? 25 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:12,080 Speaker 4: So? 26 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:14,039 Speaker 5: How many episodes of this have you done? 27 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:14,560 Speaker 3: I don't know. 28 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:16,880 Speaker 1: I think we're like at the halfway, but a little 29 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:17,400 Speaker 1: more than half. 30 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:21,120 Speaker 5: So you're you're on the podcast bandwagon. 31 00:01:21,319 --> 00:01:27,880 Speaker 1: I love talking to comedians and musicians and performers about 32 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:30,800 Speaker 1: their worst bomb like hearing the worst stories because everyone 33 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:34,399 Speaker 1: has them, no matter who you could be whatever. Madonna 34 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:36,559 Speaker 1: has bombing stories, you know what I mean. Prince opened 35 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,679 Speaker 1: up for the Rolling Stones in the late seventies early 36 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:41,880 Speaker 1: eighties and people threw bottles at him, you know what 37 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:44,320 Speaker 1: I mean. So everybody has a great bombing story, and 38 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:46,320 Speaker 1: it's like that brings it brings me so much joy, 39 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:47,160 Speaker 1: doesn't feel like work. 40 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:53,920 Speaker 5: I can can vouch for the veracity of that sentiment 41 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:58,080 Speaker 5: because of how tickled you were by my Wu Tang 42 00:01:58,160 --> 00:01:59,040 Speaker 5: sty fucking. 43 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:02,120 Speaker 1: I mean, it's kind of can we repeat it on you? 44 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:03,160 Speaker 1: Can we get peopled? 45 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:03,360 Speaker 4: Yeah? 46 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:06,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Because I heard that story from like another comedian, 47 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:10,520 Speaker 1: then I heard it from you. Then I like that story, 48 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:14,000 Speaker 1: like I've heard through different I almost brought it up. 49 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:17,240 Speaker 1: I saw Ghost Face in Raekwon at south By Southwest 50 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:19,960 Speaker 1: like five years ago, and I was like so like 51 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:21,560 Speaker 1: it was the first time I ever saw him live 52 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:23,240 Speaker 1: and everything. Well, actually I saw Wu Tang live, but 53 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:27,240 Speaker 1: I never saw just them live. And I almost brought it. 54 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:28,440 Speaker 1: It was like, in the back of my. 55 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:32,480 Speaker 5: Mind, I don't think anybody would have been particularly offended 56 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:35,360 Speaker 5: to have brought it up. I know that that that 57 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:40,920 Speaker 5: I on my podcast, I spoke to method Man about 58 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:45,000 Speaker 5: we had Method Man one, we had one, and I 59 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:50,880 Speaker 5: repeatedly requested taber Ekuan on and he politely different, do. 60 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:52,880 Speaker 3: You want to tell me? 61 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:56,280 Speaker 5: It's one of those stories that at this point I 62 00:02:56,320 --> 00:03:00,040 Speaker 5: wonder if everybody doesn't just already know it. But the 63 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:04,840 Speaker 5: the year was two thousand and six. I believe it 64 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:10,280 Speaker 5: was during the summer before Jackass number two came out. 65 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:10,840 Speaker 2: Uh huh. 66 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:12,240 Speaker 3: Jermaine told me this. 67 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:15,160 Speaker 1: He goes, when Jackass one came out, we didn't really 68 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:16,960 Speaker 1: know if we were ever going to have a job again. 69 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:21,399 Speaker 1: And then when jacksone was so successful, he goes, watch 70 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:25,080 Speaker 1: Jackass two again. Everybody wants to die. He goes, they're 71 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:27,680 Speaker 1: going so hard. You guys are going so hard for 72 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:30,400 Speaker 1: two that he was like, everyone was like near death. 73 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:32,720 Speaker 1: Every stunt and prank is something like that. So he's like, 74 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:36,680 Speaker 1: for the energy going into Jackass two, he said, was insane. 75 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:41,600 Speaker 5: Jackass number two was the heyday, man, it was the heyday. 76 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:44,480 Speaker 5: We were like it wasn't like, oh, these guys are 77 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:48,120 Speaker 5: like too old, it's creepy. Like we were still kind 78 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:53,560 Speaker 5: of under the bar for our age. Like the substance 79 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:57,080 Speaker 5: abuse hadn't really reared its ugly head and turned on us. 80 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:59,680 Speaker 5: Yet everything just worked. It was like there was a 81 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:05,840 Speaker 5: mad expel cast over that movie. Yeah, everything just works fantastically. Well, 82 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:10,880 Speaker 5: I'm guessing that at the time of this Wu Tang incident, 83 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:15,960 Speaker 5: we had wrapped filming for Jackass number two, so Just's 84 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:19,760 Speaker 5: morale was really high, like confidence was through the roof. 85 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:24,839 Speaker 3: The I hadn hadn't come out. 86 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:28,359 Speaker 5: Yet, correct, got it correct. I had a relationship with 87 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:32,800 Speaker 5: Method Man because we had him on Wild Boys. 88 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:36,360 Speaker 1: Right, you already burned the little South African hut down 89 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:37,440 Speaker 1: to the ground at that point. 90 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:41,919 Speaker 5: Yeah, we burned the three cabins down to the ground 91 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:46,760 Speaker 5: at the resort in South Africa while filming the pilot 92 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:50,760 Speaker 5: for Wild Boys. I thought that the Wild Boys would 93 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:52,680 Speaker 5: never come out and that we would just be mired 94 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:56,120 Speaker 5: in lawsuits, completely broke for the rest of our lives 95 00:04:56,120 --> 00:05:01,479 Speaker 5: and canceled and and none of that happened. So with 96 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:05,880 Speaker 5: Method and there was another incident where it wasn't an incident. 97 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:09,440 Speaker 5: It was a cool thing. I met up with method 98 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:14,599 Speaker 5: Man in I think two thousand and five, and like 99 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:18,880 Speaker 5: he was in town for the BET Awards, and there's 100 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:23,479 Speaker 5: something like I wanted to film with them, like for 101 00:05:23,839 --> 00:05:28,520 Speaker 5: this project I was working on. He agreed to come 102 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:31,480 Speaker 5: have me over to his hotel. In his hotel room, 103 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:34,000 Speaker 5: he lit up one threw it across the room and 104 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:36,159 Speaker 5: I caught it in my mouth, but I caught it backwards, 105 00:05:36,279 --> 00:05:38,640 Speaker 5: so it burned my lip. And then we were laughing 106 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:43,039 Speaker 5: about how it looked like I had herpes. But when 107 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:48,719 Speaker 5: I showed up at that hotel, Dave Chappelle was outside, 108 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:51,960 Speaker 5: you know. And I met Dave Chappelle and I said, 109 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:55,039 Speaker 5: I told him, man, I think my life might be 110 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:59,240 Speaker 5: in danger because I went into the G Unit studios 111 00:05:59,279 --> 00:06:01,640 Speaker 5: and I took on all their beef and and and 112 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:06,279 Speaker 5: I was hurling insults and threats and like really saying 113 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:09,680 Speaker 5: awful things about scary gangster rapper people. And then I 114 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:13,320 Speaker 5: did didn't take it even further, and and uh, and 115 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:17,560 Speaker 5: Dave Chappelle said, oh no, he said, no, Uh, you're 116 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:21,240 Speaker 5: you're you're jackass man, You're Steve. You got diplomatic community. 117 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:24,880 Speaker 5: And I love that. I've always loved that so much. 118 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:30,279 Speaker 5: I've got diplomatic community, but he's I had a relationship 119 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:36,600 Speaker 5: with with with with with method Man and the festival. 120 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:40,159 Speaker 5: It was called Rock the Bells. Wu Tang was headlining it. 121 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:43,240 Speaker 5: Cypress Hill played it. There was like there was really 122 00:06:43,279 --> 00:06:46,359 Speaker 5: like a lot of paloso of hippop. I showed up. 123 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:55,320 Speaker 5: I'm drinking all day. I'm just Beligerante vodka, Red Bull. 124 00:06:55,400 --> 00:07:00,080 Speaker 5: I want to say it was my go to. Yeah. 125 00:06:59,839 --> 00:07:05,440 Speaker 5: So so I'm like, I'm all excited, you know. I'm 126 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:07,800 Speaker 5: They're gonna have part a portion of the show where 127 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:11,760 Speaker 5: they pay respect to old dirty bastard, and I'm like. 128 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:13,800 Speaker 3: Around that time. 129 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:16,440 Speaker 5: He died in two thousand and four. 130 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:19,239 Speaker 3: Right right, right, right, so it's fresh, the wounds are fresh, right. 131 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:23,560 Speaker 5: And I had just I'd been doing backflips for the 132 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:28,080 Speaker 5: longest time, but I had just combined two of my 133 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:32,480 Speaker 5: trademark tricks, one being the standing backflip, the other being 134 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:35,760 Speaker 5: called it was called a double back, where I would 135 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:41,720 Speaker 5: flip aggressively flip my wiener and my ball sack back 136 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:44,239 Speaker 5: and forth violently and back and forth and back and forth, 137 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:47,360 Speaker 5: and then on the backswing, I would jump up part 138 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:49,720 Speaker 5: my legs and then clamp it so I would with 139 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:53,640 Speaker 5: no hands. I would thrust myself into a mangina position 140 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:58,280 Speaker 5: fully talked like like buffalo bill from silence to the lambs, 141 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:03,680 Speaker 5: and then once in the mangina, position fully tucked, then 142 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:06,679 Speaker 5: I would do a backflip. It was called a double 143 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:09,880 Speaker 5: back backflip. The reason I was called a double back 144 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:12,360 Speaker 5: because you had both your wiener and your balls in 145 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:18,120 Speaker 5: the back. Yeah, also known as a back burger. So 146 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:21,360 Speaker 5: it was a big deal too because the first time 147 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:26,080 Speaker 5: I ever did a standing back flip with myself tucked, like, 148 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:28,320 Speaker 5: there's a legitimate fear that I might just rip my 149 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:31,080 Speaker 5: drunk off right, you know. But but I got away 150 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:33,000 Speaker 5: here that I pulled it, and and I just had 151 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:36,280 Speaker 5: this new trick in my back pocket. So I'm like, okay, 152 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:39,280 Speaker 5: well this is great. During the Wu Tang performance, I'm 153 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:42,360 Speaker 5: gonna get totally naked and flip my balls and wiener 154 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:45,040 Speaker 5: back and forth, catch it in a vanagina, and this 155 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:46,480 Speaker 5: is gonna be like a great way. 156 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:49,520 Speaker 1: Did you did they have you? Were they like, Steve, O, 157 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:51,800 Speaker 1: You're gonna come out during Wu Tang at a specific 158 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:54,600 Speaker 1: time or did you just make this up in your 159 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,800 Speaker 1: head and you were like, I'm gonna like just bomb 160 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:58,160 Speaker 1: the stage and just it was. 161 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:02,640 Speaker 5: It wasn't a bomb the stage situation. And they had 162 00:09:02,679 --> 00:09:04,800 Speaker 5: people just all over the stage the whole time. It 163 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:07,480 Speaker 5: was crazy. But there was a distinct point in the 164 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:10,920 Speaker 5: show where it was like the tribute to ODB part 165 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:14,240 Speaker 5: they had Odb's mom on the stage. 166 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:17,280 Speaker 3: It was sentimental part yeah. 167 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:19,800 Speaker 5: And it was it was orchestrated to a point. It 168 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:22,959 Speaker 5: was understood that I would be there. So when it happens, 169 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:26,400 Speaker 5: medod Man like hands me the microphone and I go 170 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:29,559 Speaker 5: on this drunken diet tribe about how I was locked 171 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:34,720 Speaker 5: up in the Twin Tower jail in protective custody and 172 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:37,200 Speaker 5: they said I was in Odb's cell, so so I 173 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:42,000 Speaker 5: was practically cellmates with ob and I'm going to honor 174 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:46,280 Speaker 5: and respect him, and and uh and and I get naked, 175 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:49,200 Speaker 5: I do my trick as planned, and it was arguably 176 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:55,720 Speaker 5: the cleanest, yeah, the most well executed double back back 177 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:56,760 Speaker 5: flip of my life. 178 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:57,160 Speaker 4: Wow. 179 00:09:57,559 --> 00:10:00,840 Speaker 5: And it was tough to to really execute one perfectly 180 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:03,840 Speaker 5: because you know, when you're talked like that, you can't 181 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:06,599 Speaker 5: quite you know. It's a little bit like trying to 182 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,640 Speaker 5: do a backflip with your hands behind your back. 183 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:08,640 Speaker 4: You know. 184 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:11,280 Speaker 5: But but I pulled it. I pulled it well. And 185 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:14,320 Speaker 5: then they went into shimmy yawn. It's like everyone's yeah, 186 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:18,160 Speaker 5: everyone's great vibes. And I think it was about halfway 187 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:23,240 Speaker 5: through where ray Kwon finally like it bothering to much, 188 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:28,880 Speaker 5: just stopped everything on stage on stage. Yeah, I'm bumping, 189 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:33,160 Speaker 5: I'm bouncing. I just feel like I just you know, 190 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:36,560 Speaker 5: I'm like the best moment ever. And then it's like 191 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:41,880 Speaker 5: the needle scrap, you know, like whoa, everything stops. Raycorn 192 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:46,280 Speaker 5: grabs me by my neck, grabs me by my neck 193 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,080 Speaker 5: and like just drags me to the front of the 194 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:55,959 Speaker 5: stage by my neck. And he's like, you apologize, oh 195 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:56,400 Speaker 5: my neck? 196 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:56,839 Speaker 4: You out. 197 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:09,280 Speaker 3: I did the crowd thing. You guys were doing a 198 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:10,000 Speaker 3: sketch or something. 199 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:13,160 Speaker 5: It was pretty evident that that was not a sketch, 200 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:19,080 Speaker 5: and it was I apologized quickly and previously really yeah, 201 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:22,120 Speaker 5: and I did even qualified said, I said, I meant 202 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:25,400 Speaker 5: in no disrespect. I'm here because I love O D B. 203 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:30,000 Speaker 5: He said, Now You're gonna apologize to B's mom too, 204 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:33,200 Speaker 5: Like I'm not good enough. Now you gotta apologize to 205 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:37,000 Speaker 5: miss Cherry, and I apologize to Miss Cherry, and then 206 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:39,680 Speaker 5: I was told that it would be best if I left. 207 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,199 Speaker 5: It was that they made it very clear that I 208 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:46,880 Speaker 5: was not safe, that. 209 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:48,800 Speaker 3: You had no diplomatic community. 210 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:58,440 Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he did. But one could categorize that whole 211 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,480 Speaker 5: performance I a bomb. 212 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:04,880 Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I mean in a way though you did 213 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:08,120 Speaker 1: the best double back backflip, that's true, it's not a bomb. 214 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:09,840 Speaker 3: That was a great success. 215 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:13,839 Speaker 5: And I've never, to my knowledge, encountered Ray Kuan ever 216 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:14,440 Speaker 5: since then. 217 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,760 Speaker 3: But he died shortly after that. 218 00:12:17,679 --> 00:12:22,880 Speaker 5: I think I think it's well understood that, you know, 219 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:28,680 Speaker 5: I take no pleasure in having offended him, or you know, 220 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:29,480 Speaker 5: like I just don't. 221 00:12:29,559 --> 00:12:33,600 Speaker 1: I think it's about intention and all the karmic value 222 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:36,560 Speaker 1: of your actions is defined by intent, right, So I 223 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:39,880 Speaker 1: think you genuinely meant that there's a tribute and you 224 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:45,079 Speaker 1: genuinely loved ODB. I did, but maybe in the eye 225 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:47,559 Speaker 1: of the beholder that is rick one, right, he didn't 226 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,560 Speaker 1: view it the same way. 227 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:52,280 Speaker 5: Yeah, And and method Man. Method Man went on, so 228 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:54,720 Speaker 5: he said, you know, but I didn't really think consider 229 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:59,560 Speaker 5: with like with his mom there, and you know, it's. 230 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:02,920 Speaker 1: A touchy especially with the mom's Yeah, it's a hard 231 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:05,000 Speaker 1: thing to right. 232 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:09,080 Speaker 5: I mean, in hindsight, yeah, I was wrong. 233 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:11,320 Speaker 3: It might not be a right versus wrong kind of thing. 234 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:15,720 Speaker 3: It might be like a It was like every country 235 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:18,319 Speaker 3: has its own customs and way of a way of grieving. 236 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:22,440 Speaker 5: Yeah, and and pretty much every country has a problem 237 00:13:22,559 --> 00:13:24,360 Speaker 5: with illegal narcotics. 238 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:41,440 Speaker 2: With a recadre, with a recadre, what's the worst bomb? 239 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,559 Speaker 1: And it can you can include not just stand up, 240 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:49,760 Speaker 1: but jackass live even circus days like early ringing. 241 00:13:49,559 --> 00:13:53,199 Speaker 5: Rights kind of getting into stand up. It was that 242 00:13:53,800 --> 00:14:02,320 Speaker 5: same summer, the first time. Yeah, that that that's that 243 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:07,079 Speaker 5: same summer I was asked to perform a stunt at 244 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:09,920 Speaker 5: the Laugh Factory, the world famous laugh Factory on the 245 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:14,400 Speaker 5: Sunset Strip right in West Hollywood, and I agreed to 246 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,920 Speaker 5: show up. But I did show up, but I didn't 247 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:20,080 Speaker 5: give any thought as to what my stunt in this 248 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:24,880 Speaker 5: comedy club would be. I showed up. I was, of 249 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:28,720 Speaker 5: course loaded. I was always loaded. And when I was. 250 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:32,720 Speaker 1: Those days, would you get wasted every day or just 251 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:33,600 Speaker 1: just a weekend warrior? 252 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,320 Speaker 5: Oh god, no, every day. 253 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:37,240 Speaker 3: But Monday, Monday, Tuesday, Yeah. 254 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:40,000 Speaker 5: Yeah, for sure, I did. It was it was a 255 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:44,680 Speaker 5: period when I was not. I was abstaining from cocaine. 256 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:49,320 Speaker 5: I got cocaine had presented as an issue, and I remember. 257 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:51,360 Speaker 2: What was the issue. 258 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:56,920 Speaker 5: Yeah, the issue was that that I lived my life 259 00:14:57,280 --> 00:15:00,080 Speaker 5: awake for two to three days. It was like it 260 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,640 Speaker 5: it was like three days on, one day off, then 261 00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:06,160 Speaker 5: three days on one day off in this. 262 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:10,360 Speaker 3: Like no sleep correct, Wow, yeah, sustainable? 263 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:12,520 Speaker 5: Well no, I did sustain it for years. 264 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:17,480 Speaker 1: And uh, you live like that for years of like 265 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,760 Speaker 1: creeping only like pretty much sleeping only a couple of 266 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:21,520 Speaker 1: nights out of the week. 267 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:22,080 Speaker 3: It was. 268 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:27,800 Speaker 5: Really gnarly and uh. And and whenever something that that 269 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:31,800 Speaker 5: I was really obligated to do would land at an 270 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:39,000 Speaker 5: unfortunate time when it was cocaine off, when I was hibernating, 271 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:42,880 Speaker 5: So the cocaine schedule came first, and then everything I 272 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:46,120 Speaker 5: had to link into the cocaine schedule. That that's when 273 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,600 Speaker 5: I really knew I had a problem. When it was like, oh, 274 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,880 Speaker 5: you know, somebody's getting married or like there's something that 275 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:54,360 Speaker 5: I really really have to be there, and I would think, man, 276 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,960 Speaker 5: I hope that doesn't you. 277 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:59,880 Speaker 3: Know land hibernation day. 278 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:04,280 Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, And and the way that I would meet 279 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:09,720 Speaker 5: my obligations would just be to do more more drugs, 280 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,480 Speaker 5: you know, like there's no such thing as like, oh 281 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:18,560 Speaker 5: I better. You know, there's no such thing as a 282 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:23,520 Speaker 5: truncating a bender, but there was absolutely such a thing 283 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:29,960 Speaker 5: as extending the bender, right, And I was very professional 284 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:34,960 Speaker 5: in that regard. Yeah, so I wouldn't like I really 285 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:40,400 Speaker 5: never didn't show up for professional obligations or anything really 286 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:44,040 Speaker 5: important for that matter. I just could not speak to 287 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,800 Speaker 5: what shape I would be and what it did show up. 288 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:53,520 Speaker 5: But when we went into filming Jackass number two, recognizing 289 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:56,400 Speaker 5: that that really was a problem and that I was 290 00:16:56,440 --> 00:17:01,760 Speaker 5: showing up, and you know, it started to feel like 291 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:07,320 Speaker 5: Boogie Knights when when Mark Wahlberg shows up and he's ready, 292 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:10,920 Speaker 5: he's ready, he's ready to and and Jeff Tremaine did 293 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,520 Speaker 5: take on that that Burt Reynolds role of like I'm 294 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:17,240 Speaker 5: not shooting you in this condition, but I'm right now, 295 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:22,680 Speaker 5: you know, like and and and and that that whole 296 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:26,600 Speaker 5: Boogie Knight's dynamic of me being on drugs was was problematic. 297 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:30,440 Speaker 5: And going into filming jack As number two, I pledged 298 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:33,000 Speaker 5: that I'm for the whole filming of Jackets number two, 299 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:34,879 Speaker 5: that I was not going to do cocaine and I 300 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:41,159 Speaker 5: somehow honored that. Really, I mean I went, yes, that 301 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:47,399 Speaker 5: and that that was the problem is that, Uh, the 302 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:50,840 Speaker 5: problem was that because I didn't have the cocaine, I 303 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,800 Speaker 5: just got so much drunker and and and and and 304 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,280 Speaker 5: I started presenting as an angry drunk. 305 00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:58,200 Speaker 4: No. 306 00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:02,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, like a there the balance of the cocaine, right, 307 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:03,800 Speaker 3: the whole. 308 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:07,240 Speaker 5: Balance of the balance went out the window. And I 309 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:10,879 Speaker 5: was and and uh I would This was when I 310 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:14,640 Speaker 5: was getting into rapping too, So like if I had 311 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:16,840 Speaker 5: like a new rap song, you know, it would be 312 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:20,280 Speaker 5: like every everybody come to my room and listen to 313 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:23,000 Speaker 5: my rap. But if anybody like said anything while I 314 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:24,960 Speaker 5: was trying to play my rap song that I would 315 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,760 Speaker 5: just throw a gnarly timber tangent or throw them out, 316 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,359 Speaker 5: like like women, I would bring women back to the 317 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,119 Speaker 5: hotel room. But if they tiptoed out of line and 318 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:38,560 Speaker 5: got out, Yeah, people could hear me throwing chicks out 319 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:42,240 Speaker 5: of my room from uh from like far down the hall. 320 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,639 Speaker 3: That was better than the cocaine version of you. 321 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:50,040 Speaker 5: That seems like right like there was no good version. Yeah, 322 00:18:50,119 --> 00:18:52,800 Speaker 5: there was no good version, but I made it for 323 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:58,359 Speaker 5: I believe over a year without doing any cocaine. And 324 00:18:58,359 --> 00:19:01,560 Speaker 5: and this this first time at the Lab Factory. It 325 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:05,920 Speaker 5: was during that period. So I walked into the comedy 326 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:10,440 Speaker 5: club and just kind of looked around and saw the 327 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:13,679 Speaker 5: person performing stand up on stage. I don't know that 328 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,919 Speaker 5: I'd ever even been to a comedy club before that, 329 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:19,439 Speaker 5: and I thought it just it struck me that there's 330 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:22,440 Speaker 5: no crazier stunt that I could possibly perform than to 331 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:25,720 Speaker 5: get on that stage and try doing stand up like 332 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:29,400 Speaker 5: that just terrible. That was like nothing could be scarier. 333 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,879 Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, man, I'm gnarly. Man, I'm crazy. 334 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:35,720 Speaker 5: I'm gonna do that, man. And you know the way 335 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,919 Speaker 5: that it works at the Lab Factory, everybody does like 336 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:41,280 Speaker 5: a ten or fifteen minute said, and I'm like way 337 00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:44,440 Speaker 5: down the list. So I've shown up and now I'm 338 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:47,720 Speaker 5: just sitting around waiting for my turn. And as I'm waiting, 339 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,840 Speaker 5: I'm thinking, I'm like, oh my god, it's just I'm 340 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,639 Speaker 5: gripped by fear. I'm like, oh my god, Like if 341 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:53,320 Speaker 5: I'm just going to try and say something to make 342 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:54,760 Speaker 5: people laugh, like what am I going to say? 343 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:55,040 Speaker 4: Like? 344 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:57,800 Speaker 5: And I came up with a joke, yeah, only one 345 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:02,560 Speaker 5: and know when it was my turn. I got on stage. 346 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:06,239 Speaker 5: I said, I said, hey, everybody, I am in the 347 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:11,200 Speaker 5: mood for a blowjob. Does anybody want one? And that 348 00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:13,879 Speaker 5: was and I got a laugh, you know, it was 349 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:18,520 Speaker 5: it was it was great man, And and my overall 350 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,919 Speaker 5: sense was that when they introduced me, people knew who 351 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,800 Speaker 5: it was. They were excited to see me, and they 352 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:27,560 Speaker 5: were there to have a good time. They were excited 353 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:29,600 Speaker 5: to see me, and they were rooting for me. They did, 354 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:32,280 Speaker 5: let's everybody wants to have a good time. So like 355 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:35,359 Speaker 5: the energy was was was in my favor. 356 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:36,440 Speaker 2: It was on my side. 357 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,320 Speaker 5: Now, that energy will turn very quickly if you don't 358 00:20:39,359 --> 00:20:43,800 Speaker 5: deliver them entertainment. But I but I got that first laugh, 359 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,840 Speaker 5: and then I basically just got I got out of there. 360 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,080 Speaker 5: Could not have been on that stage. 361 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:51,399 Speaker 3: For more than three minutes the other night. 362 00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:55,200 Speaker 5: Get the hell out of there. You know, excitement, cool, 363 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:58,399 Speaker 5: one laugh and gone. And it was such a favorable 364 00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:03,400 Speaker 5: experience that I before I left the building, I scheduled 365 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:08,320 Speaker 5: my return, and before my return, I actually honkered down 366 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:13,639 Speaker 5: with like a case of whippets and a huge bottle 367 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:18,439 Speaker 5: of vodka, and I wrote out a set and I 368 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:21,080 Speaker 5: wrote out like a ten minute set, and I had 369 00:21:21,119 --> 00:21:26,520 Speaker 5: bullet points. I was like, you know, sex, drugs, and 370 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,560 Speaker 5: rock and roll. Then that was my thing. And it 371 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:31,639 Speaker 5: was like and I framed it as how are you 372 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:35,639 Speaker 5: going to how to make it in Hollywood? You know, 373 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:38,479 Speaker 5: like how to make it in the entertainment industry? And 374 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:43,159 Speaker 5: it was like, well, you gotta do drugs, like you 375 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:46,480 Speaker 5: gotta have sex, you know, like and it was I 376 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:52,400 Speaker 5: had like jokes built into it that that worked reasonably well. 377 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,320 Speaker 5: I remember, like when I went to go perform this 378 00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:59,520 Speaker 5: ten minutes, I brought a videographer to film it. And 379 00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:03,880 Speaker 5: one of my biggest regrets in life was that, even 380 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:06,760 Speaker 5: at that time, in the shape I was in, like 381 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:10,800 Speaker 5: I regret the fact that I filmed that ten minute 382 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:15,040 Speaker 5: performance put it on YouTube, and and I was like 383 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:20,440 Speaker 5: that it's done. I put it out there, and then 384 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,200 Speaker 5: I'm retiring that material. 385 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:28,320 Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, because like I said, there were it went 386 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:32,199 Speaker 6: reasonably well, and if I were to have kept working 387 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:35,960 Speaker 6: on that material, it would have gone maybe a little. 388 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:39,560 Speaker 5: Better the next time, Like I see, filmed it, I 389 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:44,439 Speaker 5: just filmed developed. I didn't. I didn't develop it, and. 390 00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:46,960 Speaker 3: You could you could go back and later. 391 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:49,600 Speaker 5: Well, right, I mean it wasn't the time. But the 392 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:53,239 Speaker 5: problem was that I got a lot of confidence on 393 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:56,080 Speaker 5: that one because I prepared a little bit, and you know, 394 00:22:56,280 --> 00:23:00,320 Speaker 5: like I said, oh man, I'm good at this. Yeah, this, 395 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:05,800 Speaker 5: So so I planned to go back a third time. Yeah, 396 00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:10,679 Speaker 5: And the third time I went back, I just felt 397 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:14,560 Speaker 5: that I was good at it and and and like 398 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:19,560 Speaker 5: I wasn't gonna retell any jokes, but I didn't write 399 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:24,000 Speaker 5: any new ones. So when I went that third time, 400 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:31,840 Speaker 5: I had that first experience with like really catastrophically bombing. There. 401 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:34,679 Speaker 5: I was on stage and I just I seemed to 402 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:38,560 Speaker 5: there was no video camera this time. I believe that 403 00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:45,000 Speaker 5: Steve Irwin had just passed away. I was like, oh, well, 404 00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:48,840 Speaker 5: I was trying to like riff on the passing of 405 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:56,000 Speaker 5: Steve Irwin, which was particularly funny. You know. I just 406 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,680 Speaker 5: I just didn't have anything, and it didn't go well. 407 00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:01,840 Speaker 1: Have you were bombed so hard that you got booed, 408 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000 Speaker 1: or anybody threw something at you. 409 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:06,480 Speaker 3: Or fight on stage. 410 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:12,440 Speaker 5: Or I was attacked one time while performing. 411 00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:16,200 Speaker 3: Way back in the day, somebody attacked you, Yes, just. 412 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:19,520 Speaker 5: For no reason. It was it was New Year's Eve 413 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:26,240 Speaker 5: when two thousand and three turned into two thousand and four, Calgary, 414 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:30,760 Speaker 5: and some guy just gone on stage and just sucker 415 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:33,640 Speaker 5: punched me while I was performing for no reason, none 416 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:34,280 Speaker 5: that I'm aware of. 417 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:37,000 Speaker 3: Who did he get arrested? Did you fight? 418 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:43,440 Speaker 5: He got beaten up? He got beaten up by a 419 00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:48,440 Speaker 5: number of people. I think a number of people descended 420 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,760 Speaker 5: on him and kind of beat him up and free 421 00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:56,919 Speaker 5: as he was, you know, kind of held down. Preston Lacy, 422 00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:01,520 Speaker 5: who was performing on stage with me, sort of grated 423 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:05,880 Speaker 5: off his forehead with his microphone. One of those microphones 424 00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:10,240 Speaker 5: that's like with the metal mesh and it kind of 425 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,960 Speaker 5: offerates like a cheese grater if you're really take into 426 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:19,920 Speaker 5: someone's forehead. Yeah, I remember there was some grading going 427 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:23,600 Speaker 5: on with the microphone, and there's some beating up going on. 428 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,800 Speaker 5: And as they carried this guy off the stage, they 429 00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:31,600 Speaker 5: carried him kind of by arms and legs sort of, 430 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,560 Speaker 5: you know, as they carried him by, I hauled off 431 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:38,840 Speaker 5: and kicked him, you know, like leg It was. It 432 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:41,720 Speaker 5: was a little extra that one. That kick was not necessary, 433 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:47,000 Speaker 5: and and it actually made me the whole thing like 434 00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:52,560 Speaker 5: everybody was wrong, like to a point of criminal offense. 435 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:56,879 Speaker 5: And we were made aware that the cops were coming 436 00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:01,920 Speaker 5: and the show was over. We just we ran. 437 00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,440 Speaker 3: We ran from the Yeah. 438 00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:08,800 Speaker 5: We got we got out of there. We ran away, 439 00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:13,200 Speaker 5: We got away. And then in twenty eleven, seven years later, 440 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:16,920 Speaker 5: now I'm in Calgary again to perform stand up at 441 00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:20,760 Speaker 5: the Comedy Club in Calgary, and I'm on the morning 442 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:27,560 Speaker 5: news to promote my comedy club appearances. And the morning 443 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:31,160 Speaker 5: news anchor asked me, had I ever been to Calgary? 444 00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:35,400 Speaker 5: I said, yeah, I did. We beat up this guy. 445 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:42,160 Speaker 5: Oh no, we ran from the cops and it was crazy. 446 00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:42,720 Speaker 4: Yeah. 447 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:48,439 Speaker 5: And then as I attempted to leave Calgary after that 448 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:53,720 Speaker 5: weekend that it, showed my passport to the customs guy 449 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,600 Speaker 5: and he said, oh, yeah, this is great. You're going 450 00:26:56,600 --> 00:27:05,399 Speaker 5: into this room. Yeah, going into this room. And I didn't. 451 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:07,280 Speaker 5: I didn't put it all together. So I went into 452 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,640 Speaker 5: the room and then these police came into the room 453 00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:11,720 Speaker 5: and they were like, oh, well, yeah, you've got this. 454 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,280 Speaker 5: We found this Warren on you. You know, I drew 455 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:19,359 Speaker 5: enough attention to it on the news that that I 456 00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:25,439 Speaker 5: was afforded the opportunity to make it right. And lucky 457 00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:29,159 Speaker 5: for Preston Lacey, he too was afforded the opportunity to 458 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:33,679 Speaker 5: make he was not with me again, but he was 459 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:42,480 Speaker 5: dragged into it because it all bubbled. Yeah, so present 460 00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:46,960 Speaker 5: Preston can can rest easy at night knowing that, knowing 461 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:47,840 Speaker 5: that that we we. 462 00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:51,080 Speaker 3: You provided an opportunity, makes right. 463 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:55,359 Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah it was great. Preston was profoundly great. 464 00:27:55,680 --> 00:28:03,560 Speaker 5: I'm yeah, but but but then that Yeah, yeah, I 465 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,520 Speaker 5: spent like eleven hours. 466 00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:09,280 Speaker 3: In a in a holding Fuck yeah. 467 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:10,399 Speaker 5: I was in I was in a holding tank. And 468 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,600 Speaker 5: I remember, I mean I got sober in two thousand 469 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:16,240 Speaker 5: and eight, and this was twenty eleven. I was sober 470 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,200 Speaker 5: for like three years. And I remember as I sat 471 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:25,120 Speaker 5: in that sitting in that holding cell, like they were 472 00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:30,119 Speaker 5: parading you know, different other offenders back and forth, and 473 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,040 Speaker 5: they were just guys that were just like covered in 474 00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:36,920 Speaker 5: blood and black like ever, there's one common denominator. Everybody 475 00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:40,760 Speaker 5: seemed to be highly intoxic. I remember sitting in that 476 00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:45,200 Speaker 5: cell for like eleven hours, and each person that was 477 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:49,480 Speaker 5: paraded past my cell made me more grateful than the 478 00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:51,800 Speaker 5: last for my sobriety. 479 00:28:52,120 --> 00:29:09,120 Speaker 4: Yeah, with red red they're looking at me because I 480 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:10,040 Speaker 4: have to God, I. 481 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:12,280 Speaker 3: Could talk to you for we got to wrap it 482 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:13,040 Speaker 3: up already. 483 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:16,200 Speaker 5: Yeah, how about that well time flies. Man. 484 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:20,400 Speaker 3: I love you, dude, I loved Yeah. 485 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:20,360 Speaker 5: I deeply love you. 486 00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:24,640 Speaker 3: Love you too, yeah, I say I'm in love with you. 487 00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:24,960 Speaker 4: What are you? 488 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:31,200 Speaker 5: Check this out? Like now my tour like isn't like 489 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:33,720 Speaker 5: all the chaos happening on stage. The bar is so 490 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:39,880 Speaker 5: high now that like that I take care of like 491 00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:42,720 Speaker 5: the insand the bar has to keep going higher and higher. 492 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:46,120 Speaker 5: So now it's like legitimately life threatening stuff. 493 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:51,760 Speaker 3: And I've got I've. 494 00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:54,080 Speaker 5: Just taped my my new comedy special for my show 495 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:58,560 Speaker 5: of the bucket List, and like it is triple x rated, 496 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,200 Speaker 5: like this whole tour, Like no kids allowed because that's 497 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:10,480 Speaker 5: illegal because I'm ejaculating on camera. Yeah, not only that. Yeah, 498 00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:16,240 Speaker 5: the skydive Skyjagging is finally going to come out with Howdiving. 499 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:20,160 Speaker 5: I brought a DVD player, a portable DVD play and 500 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:25,440 Speaker 5: I and for breakfast, I ate four erectile dysfunction tablet. 501 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:36,760 Speaker 5: So getting a boner was not going. And dude, I 502 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:41,880 Speaker 5: had to be in consultation with my recovery community because uh, 503 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:48,280 Speaker 5: the because of the general anesthesia stunt where we got 504 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:54,200 Speaker 5: a medical professional in disguise to administer stolen general anesthesia 505 00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:57,120 Speaker 5: drugs into an ivy in my arm while I was 506 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,280 Speaker 5: hauling as us on a fucking bicycle. 507 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,920 Speaker 1: Baby, wait, what do you what do you mean like 508 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,680 Speaker 1: they've knocked you out while you were biking. 509 00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:06,560 Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a gimme hit me with the general anesthesia 510 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:13,200 Speaker 5: and uh, you know, and I'm gonna write and then 511 00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:16,320 Speaker 5: killed you in disguise. And that's not even as sketchy 512 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:20,520 Speaker 5: as the epidural foot race. You're I'm the foot race. 513 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:23,600 Speaker 5: Like the epidural is a four inch needle in your 514 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:28,880 Speaker 5: spinal cavity. They injected drug into your spine for what 515 00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:30,680 Speaker 5: to render you paralyzed? 516 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:31,800 Speaker 4: My lord? 517 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:35,680 Speaker 3: And this sketchy. 518 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,960 Speaker 5: I met the doctor at one of my shows. 519 00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:38,920 Speaker 3: Oh my god. 520 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:42,000 Speaker 5: Yeah. He was like, dude, I got an anestagian thing 521 00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:42,440 Speaker 5: for you. 522 00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:45,800 Speaker 3: And I was like, that's oh you got this doctor. 523 00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,960 Speaker 3: When I hear that, I'm like, do they have medical 524 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:50,160 Speaker 3: grade night oxide? 525 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:54,920 Speaker 5: Yeah, that's like where the level for the stunts are at. 526 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:59,320 Speaker 5: And then and and uh, you know, I really spent 527 00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:03,719 Speaker 5: my time. I toured the comedy club circuit for eleven years, 528 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:07,240 Speaker 5: like developing the craft and got it to a place 529 00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:12,040 Speaker 5: where I'm like I belong on that stage now. Yeah, 530 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:16,600 Speaker 5: all of my worlds have converged into this multimedia crazier 531 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:20,400 Speaker 5: than ever live comedy show. And I'm so excited for 532 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:21,040 Speaker 5: the world to. 533 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,640 Speaker 3: Say, amazing the bucket list. 534 00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:26,680 Speaker 1: Any other bombs you saw that didn't involve you, that 535 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:30,480 Speaker 1: you just were like you just witnessed as an audience member, 536 00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:32,400 Speaker 1: and he like, if you saw like Willie Nelson fall 537 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:35,160 Speaker 1: off the stage or something for example, or you just 538 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:38,600 Speaker 1: saw fucking you know, Tom Jones just eat it on 539 00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:42,160 Speaker 1: anything like that come up or anything where like this 540 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,080 Speaker 1: is the worst stunt. This is the stunt I regret 541 00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:45,440 Speaker 1: the most, which I know you have a list for 542 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:49,360 Speaker 1: somebody like set themselves on fire and fu fu fucked up. 543 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:53,640 Speaker 5: I mean I set myself on fire for for the 544 00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:58,600 Speaker 5: closer angel Yeah, the Fire Angels was the closer of 545 00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:02,640 Speaker 5: my last comedy to come out, which is called Gnarly Yea. 546 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,360 Speaker 5: And Gnarly is just sitting on my website. You hit 547 00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:09,160 Speaker 5: play and it just plays for free Stevo dot com. 548 00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:13,080 Speaker 5: I'd say, I can't put my stuff on YouTube because 549 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:16,480 Speaker 5: it's like, uh, it's down. Well yeah, I mean I 550 00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:20,720 Speaker 5: would get serious trouble. Yeah, Like so I've got these 551 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:25,480 Speaker 5: like highly explicit like like too hot for YouTube, too 552 00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,600 Speaker 5: hot for like anything. 553 00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:29,840 Speaker 3: Did you get arrested for balls or something? 554 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:36,600 Speaker 5: Yeah? That that was in in uh Louisiana on my 555 00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:40,960 Speaker 5: don't tries head hometown. The bottle of tequila was sitting 556 00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:45,320 Speaker 5: there on the stage, and uh I was covered in blood. 557 00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:49,240 Speaker 5: I was stapling my balls to my leg. At the 558 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:51,320 Speaker 5: point when I stapled my balls to my leg, the 559 00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:59,720 Speaker 5: footage reflected me saying, this is not uh art. This 560 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:03,120 Speaker 5: is strictly to be offensive. Now. I don't know why 561 00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:06,800 Speaker 5: I would say that, because it was definitely art, zero 562 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:10,080 Speaker 5: question that it was art. But that qualified the stapling 563 00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:12,840 Speaker 5: as a felony obscenity by some standards. 564 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,480 Speaker 3: Somebody, why would you say that? 565 00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:20,840 Speaker 5: Somebody opined that that was felony obscenity. And the reason 566 00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:25,719 Speaker 5: it came to light was because the kids, like as 567 00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,960 Speaker 5: per usual people climbing on the stage. Someone grabbed the 568 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:32,000 Speaker 5: tequila bottle off the stage. And when they did that, 569 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,560 Speaker 5: the security, which was these college football players, they just 570 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:38,120 Speaker 5: zipped in and they neutral they got the bottle back, 571 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:40,719 Speaker 5: and I was impressed by the security and I was like, man, 572 00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:43,319 Speaker 5: these security guards are good. Who wants to get on 573 00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:47,600 Speaker 5: stage and try to run across the stage past the bouncers. 574 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:51,600 Speaker 5: We'll call this one British bulldog who wants to play 575 00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:56,120 Speaker 5: some British bulldog and like this kid jumping up and 576 00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,560 Speaker 5: that was just the most noticeable kid. Like it was 577 00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:01,160 Speaker 5: like you you're a you know, like, how am I'm 578 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,600 Speaker 5: not going to let this kid? He's so excited. The 579 00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,359 Speaker 5: kid gets on stage and I go one, two, three, 580 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:10,479 Speaker 5: go he runs. The kid didn't weigh anything. Those two 581 00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:14,360 Speaker 5: huge football player guys just grabbed him and it was 582 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:19,240 Speaker 5: anti climactic. So the bouncers took it upon themselves. After 583 00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:23,720 Speaker 5: grabbing the kid two together, they hoisted him up above 584 00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:28,080 Speaker 5: their heads and slammed him on the stage on his head, 585 00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:33,200 Speaker 5: and I seemed to recall that the kid was knocked out, twitching, 586 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:38,720 Speaker 5: maybe bleeding from an ear and on the I said, 587 00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:43,000 Speaker 5: that kid's being loaded into an ambulance. Is that what 588 00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:50,480 Speaker 5: we came here to see? And I continued and then 589 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:52,120 Speaker 5: I said, like he wants to play another round of 590 00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:57,000 Speaker 5: British bulls. It was It was bad, and somebody in 591 00:35:57,040 --> 00:36:01,319 Speaker 5: the audience had been recording it video camera. This is 592 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:04,600 Speaker 5: already this is the oh yeah, yeah, I mean stable 593 00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:08,799 Speaker 5: with the balls every night. But h so that the 594 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:12,600 Speaker 5: person who record nothing nothing. Uh. Remember we were I 595 00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:14,920 Speaker 5: was in Louisiana. We went to Alabama the next night. 596 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,840 Speaker 5: I remember thinking, oh, yeah, that was pretty gnarly. Somebody 597 00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:21,520 Speaker 5: uh like reviewing their video. They were like, you know what, 598 00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:24,279 Speaker 5: this feels a little bit kind of weird, and maybe 599 00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:28,040 Speaker 5: I'll send this to the newspaper. They sent their videotape 600 00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,560 Speaker 5: to the newspaper. The newspaper watching and they said, this 601 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:33,400 Speaker 5: doesn't feel like as much of a news story as 602 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:38,520 Speaker 5: a crime. So they sent they sent it to the 603 00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:41,759 Speaker 5: police and then and then uh, within a couple of 604 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:47,680 Speaker 5: weeks they uh filed charges and a warrant, and it 605 00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:51,480 Speaker 5: was it was fascinating because I was charged with two crimes. 606 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:55,920 Speaker 5: One was principal to second degree battery, which was a felony, 607 00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:59,520 Speaker 5: but for for orchestrating this this battery on this kid, 608 00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:05,360 Speaker 5: and and for the battery charge specifically, they set the 609 00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:09,279 Speaker 5: bail at I think one hundred and twenty thousand dollars. 610 00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:13,799 Speaker 5: But for the second charge, which was felony obscenity, they 611 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:18,280 Speaker 5: set the bail at one million, Yeah, a million dollars staple. 612 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:24,360 Speaker 5: So given that the price associated with my warrant was 613 00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:29,440 Speaker 5: one point twelve million dollars when the fugitive warrant, Like 614 00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,680 Speaker 5: because I was back in California by that point, and 615 00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:38,520 Speaker 5: when I showed up on the fugitive radar, like I 616 00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:41,920 Speaker 5: think I I was like top ten, you know, like 617 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:42,640 Speaker 5: most wanted. 618 00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:45,520 Speaker 3: I was like a big priority. 619 00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:49,160 Speaker 5: And so they they they came in. They caught me 620 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:56,279 Speaker 5: on an off day. I was hybriding. I was hibernating 621 00:37:56,320 --> 00:38:00,799 Speaker 5: in my roommate. He was like, hey, you Steve, but man, 622 00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:03,440 Speaker 5: you gotta get up. Man, this is important. And there 623 00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:06,880 Speaker 5: were these fugitive officers and they brought me into the 624 00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:08,800 Speaker 5: Twin Towers, where I was told that I was in 625 00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:09,640 Speaker 5: ODB self. 626 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:16,319 Speaker 3: Holy did you get How did you get out of that? 627 00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:18,279 Speaker 3: You had to go to court? 628 00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:22,520 Speaker 5: And I sat in jail for five days waiting for 629 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:27,319 Speaker 5: a bail reduction hearing because I didn't have uh. 630 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,000 Speaker 4: Yeah. 631 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:32,200 Speaker 5: The argument was that I, you know, I had my 632 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,240 Speaker 5: face tattooed in my back end, even though the second 633 00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:37,759 Speaker 5: movie was out yet. But they were just like, this 634 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:40,080 Speaker 5: guy can't really be a flight risk. He can't hide 635 00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:44,960 Speaker 5: anywhere particularly well, I forget how much I had to 636 00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:48,880 Speaker 5: borrow from my accountant to post the bond, but he 637 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,120 Speaker 5: did charge me interest. 638 00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:53,759 Speaker 3: But did you have to go to court? 639 00:38:54,800 --> 00:39:01,640 Speaker 5: Yeah, it ended up. I was I posted bond, I 640 00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:04,520 Speaker 5: was out on bail, still facing eight years in prison 641 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,920 Speaker 5: like they were, like I forget which like I think 642 00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:10,880 Speaker 5: it was like a five year maximum for the obscenity 643 00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:13,840 Speaker 5: and three for the battery. I don't know what I was, 644 00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:14,839 Speaker 5: but combined it. 645 00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:16,960 Speaker 4: Worse than. 646 00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:21,680 Speaker 5: I know. And so I'm facing eight years in prison. 647 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:24,400 Speaker 5: I'm out on bail and I go flying off to 648 00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:27,560 Speaker 5: Europe with my don't try the home tour where I 649 00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:32,360 Speaker 5: got arrested for international drug smell. I got arrested for 650 00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:39,320 Speaker 5: international drug smuggling in Sweden while out on bail for 651 00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:40,240 Speaker 5: ball stapling. 652 00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:44,120 Speaker 3: How did you did you spend any time in jail? 653 00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:48,520 Speaker 5: I spent another five days in jail in Sweden. 654 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:51,760 Speaker 3: How did you get out all these charges? 655 00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:52,040 Speaker 4: Well? 656 00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:54,480 Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean that the My my criminal record is 657 00:39:55,800 --> 00:40:00,239 Speaker 5: largely the through line of my Gnarly Comedy special at 658 00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:04,160 Speaker 5: Stevo dot Com because I was I was still on 659 00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:07,400 Speaker 5: probation for my climbing up the crane and blowing up 660 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:11,120 Speaker 5: the fireworks thing and and uh and and for the 661 00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:14,600 Speaker 5: opening sequence of My Gnarly Special. I had the jackass 662 00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:17,560 Speaker 5: guys duct tape me into a billboard truck and hit 663 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,800 Speaker 5: baseballs at me and then drive me down the highway 664 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:23,920 Speaker 5: to the theater, which was wildly illegal and I was 665 00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:27,520 Speaker 5: on probation. So so that kind of set the tone 666 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:31,720 Speaker 5: for like the story of criminal STEVEO. The criminal. 667 00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:40,319 Speaker 3: I mean, like, I don't know, have you been to 668 00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:41,080 Speaker 3: court before? 669 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:44,280 Speaker 5: Yeah, I've been to court plenty of times for felony, 670 00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:55,359 Speaker 5: cocaine possession, vandalism. Ah, yeah you do. In any case, 671 00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:57,400 Speaker 5: if we were over it before, we're definitely. 672 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:01,120 Speaker 3: I wanted to ask, what the stunt you regret? Is 673 00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:03,480 Speaker 3: there one sentence like the stunt you regret the most 674 00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:03,920 Speaker 3: of everything? 675 00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:07,680 Speaker 5: Well, the thing is that like on a consequence basis, 676 00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:13,560 Speaker 5: consequences for me personally have translated very well to film. 677 00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:17,040 Speaker 5: So I'm not gonna regret anything based on how much 678 00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:17,560 Speaker 5: it hurt. 679 00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:20,080 Speaker 1: No, No, No, that's not what I mean either. Because 680 00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:21,880 Speaker 1: people are like you always ask me what do you 681 00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:24,520 Speaker 1: do when a prank goes wrong? And I go, that's 682 00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:26,919 Speaker 1: all I want a prank to do, Like I want 683 00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:30,680 Speaker 1: things to go wrong, not wrong in like the sense 684 00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:34,280 Speaker 1: that there was some production failure and and prank didn't 685 00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:37,400 Speaker 1: get a reaction, but I can tell when people ask that, 686 00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:39,280 Speaker 1: they're like, what happens when people get pissed? 687 00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:42,560 Speaker 3: Though, I'm like, I don't know, great footage, right, what 688 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,400 Speaker 3: do you mean? Yeah, that's what I meant. 689 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,000 Speaker 1: I just meant based off that list you showed me 690 00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:49,280 Speaker 1: when you first sat down, if there was one particular 691 00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:49,719 Speaker 1: one that. 692 00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:52,360 Speaker 5: You were like, the basis for me regretting a stunt 693 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:56,880 Speaker 5: is when it was just embarrassing and lame, or like 694 00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:01,200 Speaker 5: there's the high on the list if I regret because 695 00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:05,960 Speaker 5: I'm such an an advocate for animals these days, like 696 00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:11,600 Speaker 5: and like very outspoken against SeaWorld, Like I had to 697 00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:14,520 Speaker 5: admit how ashamed I am that back in the wild 698 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:18,920 Speaker 5: Boys days we went to a very SeaWorld esque place 699 00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:23,440 Speaker 5: and I rode captive dolphins. There's footage of me riding 700 00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:30,520 Speaker 5: captive dolphins. Mister Sea World guys out there, captivity. That's tough. 701 00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:32,719 Speaker 5: There's nothing I regret more than that, as. 702 00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:35,799 Speaker 3: Far as camera are the dolphins, Like, not in a 703 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:37,200 Speaker 3: good place. 704 00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:39,520 Speaker 5: In captive dolphins, captive workers. 705 00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:40,759 Speaker 3: It's pretty bad. 706 00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:41,319 Speaker 2: It's rough. 707 00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:43,560 Speaker 3: What about that? Yeah? 708 00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:47,759 Speaker 5: Yeah, like I wrote ostriches, I'm not particularly proud of 709 00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:50,680 Speaker 5: that like when you watch me riding the ostriches like 710 00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:54,840 Speaker 5: it just looks like it looks like I weigh a 711 00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:55,800 Speaker 5: little more than their. 712 00:42:55,680 --> 00:43:01,120 Speaker 3: Comfortab Yeah, dude, I can't. 713 00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:01,359 Speaker 4: Thank you enough. 714 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,360 Speaker 3: I can think your brain all day. That was fucking amazing. 715 00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:05,479 Speaker 3: You're like the ideal guest for this bread. 716 00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:10,400 Speaker 5: Thank you, Hey, Thank you, bro. 717 00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:17,480 Speaker 1: I'll be with are godre Hey Before you go, I 718 00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:19,000 Speaker 1: want to let you know I got a new book 719 00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:21,560 Speaker 1: out that I wrote with my friend Dan Curry. It 720 00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:25,319 Speaker 1: is called Dumb Ideas Behind the Scenes Expose I'm making 721 00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,839 Speaker 1: pranks and other stupid creative endeavors and how you can 722 00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:29,920 Speaker 1: also too. It's out now and you can get it 723 00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:32,239 Speaker 1: anywhere you buy books or audio books. Now here's a 724 00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:34,279 Speaker 1: special clip from the audio book, just for you. I 725 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:36,680 Speaker 1: always dreamed of being arrested while doing comedy. Then I 726 00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:38,759 Speaker 1: finally did. During season one of The Eric Gondra Show, 727 00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:41,040 Speaker 1: I went to a town on meeting dressed like a 728 00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:43,320 Speaker 1: frat boy. Well, the mayor of this podu on California 729 00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:46,600 Speaker 1: town called Rancho Kucamonga, no joke, was babbling on about 730 00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:50,480 Speaker 1: god knows what. I dressed like a frat boy, ran 731 00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:52,920 Speaker 1: up to the podium, and said, hey, y'all vote for 732 00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:55,319 Speaker 1: me for class president, and I'll put beer in the 733 00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:59,880 Speaker 1: water fountains and cameras in the girls' locker rooms. Woo go, Bobcats. 734 00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:03,080 Speaker 1: This half baked character was inspired by any Porky's loving 735 00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:06,319 Speaker 1: dipshit from my first high school kinda. If you read 736 00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:09,080 Speaker 1: that last sentence and got the porky reference, give yourself 737 00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:12,080 Speaker 1: a pork sandwich, then poke a gloryhole in your own shower. 738 00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:15,920 Speaker 1: That movie didn't age well. This evening town hall meeting 739 00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:19,400 Speaker 1: was attended by the mayor and twelve sheriffs. These municipal 740 00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:22,120 Speaker 1: hot shots didn't share my sense of humor and promptly 741 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,680 Speaker 1: detained me. The sun was setting, the air was thick. 742 00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,360 Speaker 1: I was on a high. The sheriff's escorted me outside 743 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:29,759 Speaker 1: of the parking lot and kept asking for my name. 744 00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:33,279 Speaker 1: I told them my name was John Coltrane. They kept 745 00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:35,880 Speaker 1: trying to look me up in their cop car laptop 746 00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:38,640 Speaker 1: and they would lament, you're not coming up in the system, Coltrane. 747 00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:40,680 Speaker 1: This one cop came up to me and went how 748 00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:44,360 Speaker 1: many drugs are you on? And I was stone cold sober, 749 00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,840 Speaker 1: so I self cued the classic sobriety test. And started 750 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:51,279 Speaker 1: nailing them. Still in character, I leaned my head back 751 00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:54,640 Speaker 1: and started tapping my nose and saying the alphabet backwards flawlessly, 752 00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:59,680 Speaker 1: Z why XWVUT. Then I walked in a straight line. 753 00:44:59,760 --> 00:44:59,880 Speaker 4: Oh. 754 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,440 Speaker 1: Over and over again. These sheriffs were beside themselves. This 755 00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:06,719 Speaker 1: is the most sober idiot we've ever seen. Finally, the 756 00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:09,680 Speaker 1: head boss sheriff softened. I don't want to arrest you, guy, 757 00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:11,799 Speaker 1: but I just have to arrest you since you made 758 00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:14,760 Speaker 1: such a scene in front of my boss. Poor guy, 759 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:18,480 Speaker 1: he just had to arrest me. I can't imagine the 760 00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:21,040 Speaker 1: emotional pain and trauma he suffered while cuffing. 761 00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:25,080 Speaker 4: Me with Eric Andre. 762 00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:27,279 Speaker 1: Bombing with Eric Andrey is brought to you by Will 763 00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:31,320 Speaker 1: Ferrell's Big Money Players Network and iHeart Podcasts. Executive produced 764 00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:35,640 Speaker 1: by Hans Sani and Olivia Aguilar, edited and sound designed 765 00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:39,000 Speaker 1: by Andy Harris. Our art is by Dylan Vanderberg. 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