WEBVTT - Second Date Update: The Ride Of Shame 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:03.360 Kicking off your weekend with a brand new Second Date podcast. 0:00:03.400 --> 0:00:05.000 Thank you so much for being here at Brook and 0:00:05.040 --> 0:00:05.920 Jeffrey in the morning. 0:00:06.120 --> 0:00:07.520 Yeah yeah, okay, you too. 0:00:07.560 --> 0:00:10.120 What do you think the success rate of taking a 0:00:10.200 --> 0:00:12.160 one night stand with a person you met at the 0:00:12.160 --> 0:00:15.120 club and turning it into an actual relationship. 0:00:16.600 --> 0:00:18.439 I don't know you were going to say zero. 0:00:18.640 --> 0:00:21.560 Well, you try it once and then you realize. 0:00:21.200 --> 0:00:21.800 It's a zero. 0:00:23.239 --> 0:00:25.079 In my experience, I think if you're annoying enough and 0:00:25.120 --> 0:00:26.759 you keep going back, they'll keep you around it. 0:00:26.880 --> 0:00:29.960 Actually, yeah, well that's exactly what one of our listeners 0:00:30.000 --> 0:00:31.479 is going to try to do today, so. 0:00:31.480 --> 0:00:32.280 We wish her luck. 0:00:32.560 --> 0:00:36.360 Yeah, or apparently. And let's get in to some listener comments. 0:00:36.400 --> 0:00:38.760 Alexis Yeah, I saw one from I'm Gonna Say It 0:00:38.800 --> 0:00:41.280 Wrong Star seven Am. I like it said, I have 0:00:41.320 --> 0:00:43.360 to stop listening to your podcast while I'm driving. 0:00:43.400 --> 0:00:44.680 I was about to crash my car. 0:00:44.880 --> 0:00:48.560 Oh yeah, well you can listen, just don't look down 0:00:48.560 --> 0:00:49.120 at your phone. 0:00:49.200 --> 0:00:50.800 Yeah no, I think it's not a shock. I think 0:00:50.840 --> 0:00:54.200 you laughing, maybe crying, we don't know. 0:00:54.320 --> 0:00:56.280 I just thought you need to drive in silence or 0:00:56.680 --> 0:00:58.720 just anger, like this is where my life has come. 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:02.360 Yeah, All right, let's be safe. Let's get this brand 0:01:02.360 --> 0:01:03.800 new second day started right now. 0:01:05.200 --> 0:01:06.360 Second date update. 0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:11.000 When you have that option to spend the night over 0:01:11.080 --> 0:01:14.720 at your date's place the first time you hang out, Yeah. 0:01:15.080 --> 0:01:16.800 How do you make that decision? 0:01:17.160 --> 0:01:17.399 Wait? 0:01:17.680 --> 0:01:19.120 People say no? 0:01:19.240 --> 0:01:21.000 Well, yeah, I mean, do you pull a b and 0:01:21.200 --> 0:01:23.679 just consult your bottle of wine until you say yes, 0:01:24.800 --> 0:01:25.600 give me ten minutes. 0:01:26.840 --> 0:01:28.000 Do you pull a Jose. 0:01:28.000 --> 0:01:30.040 And check their fridge to make sure they have good 0:01:30.040 --> 0:01:33.680 breakfast options for the next morning? Or do you pull 0:01:33.720 --> 0:01:37.200 a Batman villain move like two face and flip a 0:01:37.280 --> 0:01:38.360 double headed coin? 0:01:38.520 --> 0:01:41.319 Oh that's again the same answer that. 0:01:42.080 --> 0:01:45.800 Again, Yeah, and see that coming. Guess I'm staying the 0:01:45.880 --> 0:01:46.600 night with you. 0:01:47.040 --> 0:01:48.800 The other way you have imagine telling the girl I 0:01:48.840 --> 0:01:51.200 gotta go the coin that can. 0:01:51.200 --> 0:01:51.760 Think of that? 0:01:51.840 --> 0:01:54.240 But I only asked because one of our listeners had 0:01:54.280 --> 0:01:58.040 to make that decision, wondering do I stay over or 0:01:58.320 --> 0:01:59.560 do I go home to night? 0:01:59.720 --> 0:02:02.200 Now back with Brook though, like, is this a really 0:02:02.200 --> 0:02:03.880 difficult way to always. 0:02:03.480 --> 0:02:06.720 Pack a bag actually close leaving your car? 0:02:07.040 --> 0:02:09.080 You guys have much more of a game plan than 0:02:09.120 --> 0:02:09.760 I realized. 0:02:09.760 --> 0:02:11.360 But we are so easy on this show. 0:02:11.480 --> 0:02:15.799 Clearly, let's talk to our listener and see how she feels. Jackie, 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:16.680 Welcome to the show. 0:02:17.240 --> 0:02:19.840 Hi you guys, Hi jack you are you better at 0:02:19.840 --> 0:02:21.080 playing hard to get than we are? 0:02:21.360 --> 0:02:23.519 Jackie, stop hitting on us. 0:02:23.760 --> 0:02:28.480 I don't know how did you make your bedtime decision? 0:02:29.200 --> 0:02:31.040 Well, it was really for. 0:02:31.240 --> 0:02:32.120 The moment, I guess. 0:02:32.240 --> 0:02:35.200 I so you didn't pack a bag like Alexis is 0:02:35.240 --> 0:02:35.880 what you're saying. 0:02:36.720 --> 0:02:39.000 No, okay, okay, okay. 0:02:39.080 --> 0:02:40.040 Who did you go out with? 0:02:40.600 --> 0:02:41.680 Your name is Miguel. 0:02:42.120 --> 0:02:47.679 Okay, okay, you like the Latin boys. I mean it 0:02:47.720 --> 0:02:49.560 doesn't mean he is for sure, but most likely I. 0:02:49.560 --> 0:02:52.160 Don't want to assume anything about him. He's probably like 0:02:52.200 --> 0:02:53.079 a super white guy. 0:02:53.200 --> 0:02:55.000 Yeah, no, he is. 0:02:56.000 --> 0:02:59.400 Okay, Okay, I don't feel excited you like you? 0:02:59.560 --> 0:02:59.760 Yeah? 0:03:00.160 --> 0:03:01.720 Was the lead up before that decision? 0:03:02.320 --> 0:03:04.880 Well, I met him on Tinder, so we had been 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:07.800 like communicating for a while, and I was out with 0:03:07.840 --> 0:03:10.600 my girlfriend and we were like taking like, you know, 0:03:10.760 --> 0:03:11.680 cute girl snaps. 0:03:11.680 --> 0:03:12.440 It's Friday night. 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:14.880 My homegirl was like, you just sit in this snap. 0:03:14.919 --> 0:03:16.760 You look so cute and like invite him. I'm like, 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:17.079 oh my. 0:03:17.000 --> 0:03:20.400 God, right, your girl asked you up. And they're the. 0:03:20.440 --> 0:03:23.000 Ones that told you I've been out with a single 0:03:23.040 --> 0:03:25.240 girl friend before where we're like, yeah, have them come 0:03:25.320 --> 0:03:27.639 and they meet for the first time while we're all there. 0:03:28.760 --> 0:03:31.160 As a guy intimidated. 0:03:31.280 --> 0:03:33.720 Yeah, I know, but that's a test, right, He's a 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:34.600 guy up for it. 0:03:34.680 --> 0:03:35.600 So how did it go? 0:03:36.200 --> 0:03:36.800 It went great? 0:03:36.840 --> 0:03:37.560 He showed up. 0:03:37.760 --> 0:03:40.160 It was like a bar club, like they played music. 0:03:40.280 --> 0:03:42.280 So he actually did dance. 0:03:42.520 --> 0:03:44.680 And when I tell you you can move. 0:03:45.480 --> 0:03:52.040 Oh okay, can really dance? You are a giddy right now? 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:52.760 I love it. 0:03:53.120 --> 0:03:55.720 Well, he just don't know. It was a good date, right, 0:03:55.760 --> 0:03:56.280 I have fun? 0:03:56.480 --> 0:03:59.360 Can I ask how much alcohol was consumed at this point? 0:03:59.840 --> 0:04:00.360 A lot? 0:04:01.200 --> 0:04:02.440 How much before he got there? 0:04:02.720 --> 0:04:03.560 Did he show up and. 0:04:03.560 --> 0:04:04.160 You were already? 0:04:04.320 --> 0:04:05.560 I wasn't like gone. 0:04:05.760 --> 0:04:08.640 I was like everybody at the bargain tipsy, Like you know. 0:04:08.880 --> 0:04:12.040 Okay, you weren't brooking it on the first day. That's fun. 0:04:12.040 --> 0:04:14.480 I'm never gone. The key is a glass of water 0:04:14.520 --> 0:04:15.320 after every drink. 0:04:15.400 --> 0:04:17.520 That sounds way too responsible. We're gonna edit that. 0:04:17.440 --> 0:04:20.640 Out, so Jackie keep going. 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:21.599 What happens after that? 0:04:22.200 --> 0:04:25.280 So then like the lights come on and everyone's gone, 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:26.680 Like my friends are gone? 0:04:27.360 --> 0:04:29.360 What the letters are cleaning up? 0:04:29.600 --> 0:04:29.960 Yes? 0:04:30.160 --> 0:04:32.560 They left me, But isn't that a good sign, like 0:04:32.600 --> 0:04:34.839 when the girls feel like you're safe enough to be 0:04:34.920 --> 0:04:36.880 on your own with this person, they're like, okay, she's 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:37.240 got it. 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:40.479 No, you don't ever leave a girlfriend without checking in. Yeah. 0:04:40.600 --> 0:04:44.839 First ever, Remember I was drinking like a lot, so 0:04:44.960 --> 0:04:47.600 there's a high percentage chance that I told him that 0:04:47.760 --> 0:04:48.800 I was okay. 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:51.560 Okay, yeah, okay, okay, and you felt safe with this guy. 0:04:51.760 --> 0:04:54.520 So the lights came on, they're shutting the bar down, 0:04:54.560 --> 0:04:55.720 and your friends aren't there. 0:04:55.960 --> 0:04:57.440 What happens next? 0:04:57.839 --> 0:05:00.160 We were hungry because you know, we've been drinking. Oh, 0:05:00.920 --> 0:05:03.479 he got like, yeah, some hot dogs and like tug. 0:05:03.760 --> 0:05:05.480 I like how you're trying to make this sound all 0:05:05.640 --> 0:05:08.120 very classy. 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:11.360 We've talked, I mean we made out. You were making 0:05:11.400 --> 0:05:12.480 out at this point, right. 0:05:12.760 --> 0:05:15.880 I mean yeah, in between bites. 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:19.719 Between hot dog bites. 0:05:19.880 --> 0:05:22.239 Yes, yeah, okay. 0:05:22.760 --> 0:05:27.640 So obviously this ends up over back at Miguel's place somehow. 0:05:28.520 --> 0:05:29.080 Yeah. 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:31.640 He said that his place was like up the street, 0:05:31.839 --> 0:05:35.120 and it's not normally something I would do. 0:05:35.520 --> 0:05:37.400 We all say that you don't need to though, yea, 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:44.960 But I said yes, okay and had a good time. 0:05:45.360 --> 0:05:48.240 I mean the description of this, though, just sounds like 0:05:49.440 --> 0:05:51.320 I don't know I feel like he was maybe under 0:05:51.360 --> 0:05:52.640 the understanding this was one. 0:05:52.560 --> 0:05:54.760 Night of fun brook. 0:05:54.800 --> 0:05:58.720 How dare you it's Tinder? And are you not remembering 0:05:58.800 --> 0:06:01.880 the hot makeouts in between wiener bites. 0:06:01.720 --> 0:06:05.200 And I just I don't know if your expectations are 0:06:05.240 --> 0:06:06.760 matching maybe what his work. 0:06:07.120 --> 0:06:11.200 So I kind of wanted to continue to get to 0:06:11.360 --> 0:06:14.440 know him, Like I didn't see this as a one off. 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:16.400 Did you tell him that? 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:18.680 I felt like it was implied for my profile. 0:06:19.040 --> 0:06:19.680 No, it's good. 0:06:19.720 --> 0:06:21.360 You do not want to be on the first did Like, 0:06:21.400 --> 0:06:24.200 by the way I see this going long term, that's 0:06:24.320 --> 0:06:24.880 not a good thing. 0:06:28.680 --> 0:06:30.359 I could die like this, you guys. 0:06:30.360 --> 0:06:33.320 So the next morning they could obviously talk about how 0:06:33.360 --> 0:06:35.640 she hopes this isn't the last time she sees them, 0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:40.760 and that she sees something more with him. I'm just saying, like, 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:41.599 what was that like? 0:06:42.600 --> 0:06:45.520 So we didn't have like a ton of time to 0:06:45.640 --> 0:06:48.080 talk because I got picked up, but I. 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:48.960 Did text him later. 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:51.120 Did you respond? 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:54.320 See? That's why he helped because when I waited it 0:06:54.400 --> 0:06:57.240 sounds like he's just being polite, Like it's a different 0:06:57.880 --> 0:07:01.520 tone to his text now Rather when when we were 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:04.720 snapping the night before, it was very. 0:07:06.960 --> 0:07:07.560 That's weird. 0:07:07.680 --> 0:07:10.480 When I text super drunk and super sober, I sound 0:07:10.480 --> 0:07:11.920 exactly the way. 0:07:12.480 --> 0:07:14.640 But she hadn't talked to him sober, you know, like 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:16.200 you said, you had been talking to him for a 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:18.760 couple of weeks on TikTok, so you can tell a vibe. 0:07:20.520 --> 0:07:22.040 Like you woke up and you're like, oh, you don't 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:23.000 look like what I remember. 0:07:23.560 --> 0:07:25.760 And the light of the bar, so he saw her 0:07:25.760 --> 0:07:27.840 in full light bar light. 0:07:30.520 --> 0:07:33.720 But clearly something is off here, and you deserve some answers. 0:07:33.760 --> 0:07:36.640 So let's come back and call Miguel and hopefully he 0:07:36.720 --> 0:07:38.880 picks up and gives us a little bit of insight 0:07:38.920 --> 0:07:40.480 when we do your second date update. 0:07:40.760 --> 0:07:46.800 Right after this second date update, if you missed. 0:07:46.680 --> 0:07:50.440 Jackie's first date, let's quickly go down the checklist of 0:07:50.520 --> 0:07:51.960 her hangout with Miguel. 0:07:52.160 --> 0:07:54.520 Okay, so is he a good dancer? 0:07:55.360 --> 0:07:55.640 Check? 0:07:56.640 --> 0:07:58.200 Did her friends approve? 0:07:59.200 --> 0:07:59.520 Check? 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:01.040 Those are two good things. 0:08:01.480 --> 0:08:04.880 Could he make out while also eating a street meat. 0:08:04.680 --> 0:08:09.680 Dog at the same time? Check and checks? 0:08:09.880 --> 0:08:12.400 So I may have the same type of men in mind. 0:08:13.480 --> 0:08:17.280 No wonder, people wonder it ended with a little sleepover 0:08:17.400 --> 0:08:20.320 back at his place, But Jackie's hoping it wasn't just 0:08:20.360 --> 0:08:22.760 a one night stand thing for sure. Thing is she 0:08:22.840 --> 0:08:26.000 can't deny that Miguel has been acting differently towards her, 0:08:26.200 --> 0:08:29.440 at least over text. He's being more polite now than 0:08:29.480 --> 0:08:32.040 he is being flirty, and we just want to help 0:08:32.080 --> 0:08:34.440 her figure out the reason why we just think he's. 0:08:34.960 --> 0:08:37.240 The One thing I'm concerned about is that you were 0:08:37.640 --> 0:08:42.120 sounds like pretty drunk that night, and he may share 0:08:42.160 --> 0:08:43.840 a story that could be embarrassing. 0:08:44.640 --> 0:08:48.599 Did you consider that, Jackie, I don't think there was 0:08:48.720 --> 0:08:52.240 anything embarrassing that happened. 0:08:52.080 --> 0:08:55.200 Okay, Okay, so you're willing to hear whatever it is. 0:08:55.600 --> 0:08:59.439 And yeah, but that's why I'm calling because I like 0:08:59.559 --> 0:09:02.600 this guy. I thought we had a good connection on 0:09:02.720 --> 0:09:05.760 Tinder and we had fun with my friends. Even my 0:09:05.800 --> 0:09:09.280 friends are like, well, where's Miguel, And I'm like, I 0:09:09.320 --> 0:09:09.800 don't know. 0:09:10.360 --> 0:09:11.480 Well, man, here's the thing. 0:09:11.520 --> 0:09:14.880 If it does happen to be something embarrassing that you 0:09:14.920 --> 0:09:18.440 don't remember, the good news is Brooke has done something 0:09:18.640 --> 0:09:20.319 ten times more embarrassing. 0:09:21.000 --> 0:09:24.200 Sober probably even Yeah, in fact, we all have. 0:09:25.120 --> 0:09:28.520 That makes me feel better, Okay, comparison is very low. 0:09:29.000 --> 0:09:31.280 Yeah, so we're always do we want to go around 0:09:31.280 --> 0:09:33.920 the room and give awful examples of how embarrass ourselves. 0:09:33.960 --> 0:09:36.080 Maybe we should save that for once we hear what 0:09:36.160 --> 0:09:36.880 the issue is. 0:09:36.960 --> 0:09:37.280 Got it? 0:09:37.320 --> 0:09:39.960 Okay, let's see if Miguel answers the phone. I'm gonna 0:09:40.000 --> 0:09:41.959 dial his number right now. Here we go. 0:09:48.720 --> 0:09:50.520 Hello, Hey is this Miguel? 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:53.199 Yeah? 0:09:53.360 --> 0:09:55.400 Hey man, we're a radio show. We're called Brook and 0:09:55.480 --> 0:09:56.320 Jeffrey in the Morning. 0:09:57.800 --> 0:10:04.880 Hey, there's yeah, how can I How can I help you? 0:10:04.880 --> 0:10:05.320 Guys? 0:10:05.559 --> 0:10:08.480 Uh, we're we're calling because we're in the middle of 0:10:08.520 --> 0:10:09.240 a second right now. 0:10:09.280 --> 0:10:10.560 That's called a second date update. 0:10:11.640 --> 0:10:13.679 Sorry, I'm just confused. What does this have to do 0:10:13.720 --> 0:10:13.920 with me? 0:10:14.240 --> 0:10:14.960 Great question? 0:10:15.200 --> 0:10:17.240 Yeah, yeah, well if you don't if you don't know 0:10:17.240 --> 0:10:19.920 what it is, it's where we have a listener who 0:10:20.000 --> 0:10:23.320 has gone out with you and had a really nice time, 0:10:23.440 --> 0:10:27.200 was hoping to meet up again, but that hasn't been happening, 0:10:27.760 --> 0:10:30.520 and she's not really sure why. 0:10:31.840 --> 0:10:32.400 Who is it? 0:10:32.720 --> 0:10:34.360 I don't know if you're seeing multiple people. 0:10:34.400 --> 0:10:36.520 But the girl who reached out to us about you today, 0:10:36.559 --> 0:10:37.520 her name is Jackie. 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:42.920 Jackie Okay, Jackie from Tender Yeah. 0:10:44.440 --> 0:10:47.600 Saved in the phone sounds like, yeah, it sounds like 0:10:47.640 --> 0:10:49.280 your name. You guys met up? 0:10:49.920 --> 0:10:53.200 Yeah, I met her and friends with the club, right. 0:10:53.240 --> 0:10:55.199 We heard the story from her, and it sounded like 0:10:55.240 --> 0:10:58.040 a really fun night with the stuff of the club, 0:10:58.040 --> 0:10:59.880 and it ended up back at your place after some 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:01.400 street food hot dogs. 0:11:01.960 --> 0:11:03.560 She said. Her friends even liked you. 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:06.920 Yeah, she's fun. 0:11:07.440 --> 0:11:12.160 Okay, were you going into the night just expecting to 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:14.240 just have fun for one night? Like you? 0:11:14.280 --> 0:11:17.520 Weren't thinking of her? Maybe as a multi night type 0:11:17.520 --> 0:11:21.839 of lady. I don't want to say relationship because I 0:11:21.880 --> 0:11:23.560 don't know that that's what she's looking for. 0:11:23.640 --> 0:11:28.720 But no, we we we had a situation the next morning. 0:11:29.160 --> 0:11:30.400 What a situation? 0:11:32.000 --> 0:11:34.360 She said she had to hurry out because the car 0:11:34.400 --> 0:11:35.160 was waiting for her. 0:11:36.600 --> 0:11:42.480 Well, yeah, so I heard her get up and call 0:11:42.559 --> 0:11:45.960 somebody to pick her up. Yeah, And I told her, like, 0:11:45.960 --> 0:11:48.240 you know, I can call you or whatever, and she said, no, no, 0:11:48.280 --> 0:11:49.559 it's it's okay, it's okay. 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:51.679 So then she jumps in the shower. 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:55.680 And about five minutes later, there's a knock at the 0:11:55.679 --> 0:11:58.840 door and I opened up and it's her mom. 0:11:59.480 --> 0:12:03.080 What your mother is standing at your door? 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:08.360 Yeah? Apparently she was her ride. 0:12:08.760 --> 0:12:09.040 Wow. 0:12:09.600 --> 0:12:13.160 I cannot imagine calling after a night like that. 0:12:13.960 --> 0:12:15.560 Yeah, she wasn't happy. 0:12:16.600 --> 0:12:19.200 Unhappy, Yes, she was not happy. 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:21.720 Oh wait, what did she say? 0:12:22.559 --> 0:12:25.240 She started grilling me, like, did you have fun last night? 0:12:25.320 --> 0:12:26.920 She said? How many partners have you been with? 0:12:27.160 --> 0:12:28.360 Oh? No? 0:12:28.679 --> 0:12:31.720 It was really really awkward. 0:12:32.040 --> 0:12:32.760 Yeah that. 0:12:36.360 --> 0:12:38.680 So wait, did Jackie ever come and interfere or know 0:12:38.880 --> 0:12:39.840 that this was happening. 0:12:40.200 --> 0:12:41.720 It took her a while to get out of a 0:12:41.720 --> 0:12:45.559 shower and get her stuff on everything. So in my mind, 0:12:45.960 --> 0:12:49.480 before that whole awkward situation with her mom, I was 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:53.160 probably gonna hang out with her again. But to meet 0:12:53.200 --> 0:12:55.640 her mom on the first day like that where she's 0:12:55.679 --> 0:12:57.360 grilling me, Yeah, and. 0:12:58.880 --> 0:13:01.280 It's the morning after, like, your mom will always think 0:13:01.320 --> 0:13:02.360 of you as that guy. 0:13:02.520 --> 0:13:04.840 But it could be a funny story if you're able 0:13:04.840 --> 0:13:05.760 to spin it the right way. 0:13:05.920 --> 0:13:07.000 Dependol, mom. 0:13:07.280 --> 0:13:09.319 Why would Jackie call her mother? 0:13:09.760 --> 0:13:11.000 That's a good question, Broke. 0:13:11.000 --> 0:13:13.240 Then, Actually we should find out because I have to 0:13:13.280 --> 0:13:16.079 tell you Miguel that Jackie is on the other line 0:13:16.320 --> 0:13:17.959 right now listening to this phone call. 0:13:19.040 --> 0:13:22.360 Yeah, is her mom on the line too? 0:13:23.600 --> 0:13:27.079 I don't know Jackie talk to Miguel here. 0:13:28.200 --> 0:13:30.480 Geezil. 0:13:31.520 --> 0:13:32.720 I'm so sorry you read all that. 0:13:33.559 --> 0:13:38.240 I I'm just I don't know. It's it's weird because 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:41.240 like I was waiting for you to like call me back, 0:13:41.720 --> 0:13:44.760 you know, just like text, text me back or something. 0:13:45.080 --> 0:13:47.400 Well, Jackie, did you get some of like why didn't 0:13:47.400 --> 0:13:49.480 you take up his offer on getting an uber instead 0:13:49.520 --> 0:13:50.320 of calling your mom? 0:13:50.400 --> 0:13:51.719 Okay, well, now I get that because you're in your 0:13:51.960 --> 0:13:53.960 you look like the morning after. It's tough an uber. 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:55.719 Mom. 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:56.760 I'm just saying, but. 0:13:56.720 --> 0:13:58.040 What if the uber driver's cute? 0:13:58.360 --> 0:13:58.720 Yeah? 0:13:58.880 --> 0:13:59.319 I get where. 0:14:00.559 --> 0:14:01.920 You have all your friends. You went out last. 0:14:02.800 --> 0:14:07.400 Like my mom, she was like nearby, she was leaving church, 0:14:07.679 --> 0:14:10.319 and it's like, oh, I spend money on a uber. 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:13.320 She came from church to pick her daughter up after 0:14:13.360 --> 0:14:14.680 a one night stand. 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:16.679 She yeah, she's not. 0:14:16.880 --> 0:14:17.760 She was upset. 0:14:18.240 --> 0:14:19.760 Wow, did you know that? 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:22.000 She was so upset she had to have lectured you in. 0:14:21.920 --> 0:14:23.480 The car something to you. 0:14:24.080 --> 0:14:27.120 My mom usually picks me up from my one night stands. 0:14:27.440 --> 0:14:30.640 Oh, she's used to this. 0:14:31.280 --> 0:14:35.760 That mom knows the rundown. Okay, it's another sunday. You 0:14:35.800 --> 0:14:36.440 know what to do after? 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:39.640 This is probably why they're all one night and not more. 0:14:39.960 --> 0:14:42.200 Yeah, it's a good point. 0:14:42.120 --> 0:14:44.560 And she doesn't need everybody. I just happened to be 0:14:44.760 --> 0:14:45.520 in the shower. 0:14:46.680 --> 0:14:49.440 I didn't know she was gonna grill you mc gall. 0:14:49.280 --> 0:14:52.680 I'm so sorry. I had no idea she was gonna 0:14:52.720 --> 0:14:55.480 do that. I mean, my mom is my best friend, 0:14:55.520 --> 0:14:57.840 She's my favorite person in the whole world, and I 0:14:57.960 --> 0:15:01.040 do didn't see anything. They're coming to pick me up 0:15:01.080 --> 0:15:03.840 after church. I mean she was in the area. I 0:15:03.880 --> 0:15:06.120 didn't want you to have to send money on Uber. I 0:15:06.120 --> 0:15:06.680 didn't want to. 0:15:06.600 --> 0:15:07.840 Inconvenience to anybody. 0:15:08.320 --> 0:15:11.840 I mean, Miguel, what do you think I get it? 0:15:11.880 --> 0:15:14.160 Like, I'm super close with my mom too, and I've 0:15:14.200 --> 0:15:16.840 had my mom pick me up from some really sticky situations. 0:15:16.840 --> 0:15:19.640 But I wasn't under eighteen at the time, and you know, 0:15:20.120 --> 0:15:21.760 I'm an adult. 0:15:21.840 --> 0:15:22.600 It's been a while. 0:15:23.080 --> 0:15:25.200 It was just really off putting for you to feel 0:15:25.200 --> 0:15:26.920 like your mom doesn't like me already, you know, like 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:29.200 that was love you. 0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:32.680 She was just asking about like the other day, Like wait, 0:15:32.760 --> 0:15:34.200 she was asking about Miguel. 0:15:34.800 --> 0:15:37.280 Yeah, she was asking, like, have you heard from him? 0:15:37.360 --> 0:15:40.800 He seemed like a nice guy. 0:15:40.880 --> 0:15:44.600 Sometimes mom's coming really really hot when they just want 0:15:44.600 --> 0:15:46.520 to make sure that he's a good guy. They're not 0:15:46.600 --> 0:15:47.560 actually angry. 0:15:47.640 --> 0:15:49.400 And you already ripped the band aid off with her, 0:15:49.600 --> 0:15:51.600 like there's no way you could get lower and she 0:15:51.640 --> 0:15:52.160 knows where. 0:15:51.960 --> 0:15:52.800 You live for the next time. 0:15:52.920 --> 0:15:54.480 Yeah, oh yeah, I mean. 0:15:54.880 --> 0:15:57.120 She did say that she would pick me up if 0:15:57.160 --> 0:15:58.560 it ever did happen again. 0:15:58.840 --> 0:16:02.520 Okay, this is so weird, Like I've never dealt with 0:16:02.600 --> 0:16:03.600 anything like this before. 0:16:04.400 --> 0:16:06.720 Well, we'd like to let you deal with it one 0:16:06.720 --> 0:16:09.440 more time and send you on another date with Jackie, 0:16:09.440 --> 0:16:10.280 and we'd pay for it. 0:16:10.600 --> 0:16:13.080 I bet Jackie could even promise that her mom won't 0:16:13.120 --> 0:16:14.560 come or pick her up. 0:16:14.600 --> 0:16:18.320 Or or maybe mom any interaction with you. 0:16:18.360 --> 0:16:21.600 No, she'll have her grandma coming get I. 0:16:21.560 --> 0:16:24.320 Mean, Miguel, I thought that we had like a really 0:16:24.320 --> 0:16:27.560 great time. I think it's gonna be better, like mom 0:16:27.600 --> 0:16:31.040 doesn't have to come. But I also just want to say, like, 0:16:31.880 --> 0:16:34.240 isn't my mom really hot? Like that's how I'm going 0:16:34.320 --> 0:16:35.880 to look in like the next twenty. 0:16:35.640 --> 0:16:37.320 Years, Like she looks amazing. 0:16:37.440 --> 0:16:41.080 So if you if you pick me, if you kick me, Miguel, like, 0:16:41.680 --> 0:16:43.640 and then he hot for the rest of my life. 0:16:44.080 --> 0:16:46.160 Is not a lot of people come on the show 0:16:46.200 --> 0:16:48.440 and try to sell themselves by saying how hot their 0:16:48.440 --> 0:16:48.880 mom is. 0:16:48.920 --> 0:16:51.640 But I should try. 0:16:51.800 --> 0:16:54.520 Yeah, but it's up to you, Miguel. We're running out 0:16:54.560 --> 0:16:55.960 of time here, so we need an answer. 0:16:56.640 --> 0:16:59.360 Honestly, that was the weirdest pitch I ever heard. But Jackie, 0:16:59.360 --> 0:17:00.720