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Speaker 2: What's up, y'all?
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Speaker 2: You and you.
Speaker 1: Hey, y'all. Ship stop. I feel like, uh, e, you're
Speaker 1: from Winnie the Pooh. You know that little said disgruntled,
Speaker 1: depressed donkey.
Speaker 2: Y'all, everybody, what's up?
Speaker 3: Y'all?
Speaker 2: Listen?
Speaker 3: Uh it's your girl a J. And that's Tam. She
Speaker 3: don't feel like talking.
Speaker 1: I love y'all still, but she.
Speaker 3: It's the first date of month, it's the time out
Speaker 3: of month. I wish men have to go through this
Speaker 3: type of ship. You know what I'm saying, I actually
Speaker 3: do PMS is you know, they don't want to admit it,
Speaker 3: but they definitely be having a time during the month
Speaker 3: when they acting light.
Speaker 2: They on the rag for sure.
Speaker 1: I wish they. I wish they had this and all
Speaker 1: of us. I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 2: I don't because you know a lot of people may
Speaker 2: take it.
Speaker 3: Men are very emotional man, so imagine adding a period
Speaker 3: on top of that.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't give a fuck. I'd rather than go through this.
Speaker 3: To me, it would be way more murderers like. Those
Speaker 3: men are violent, so imagine if they period like they
Speaker 3: straight gonna be slapping the ship out of everybody, like
Speaker 3: the things we be wanting to do, they'll actually act.
Speaker 1: On it, population control. I don't know what to tell.
Speaker 2: You, shame. Well, how was your weekend? Nonetheless?
Speaker 1: Yeah it was.
Speaker 3: It was cool. That's not like my motherfucking weekend every weekend.
Speaker 3: It was cool what I did this week We was
Speaker 3: in Charlotte, is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well Sunday and Monday, yeah, Friday and Saturday.
Speaker 2: Ye, I ain't do nothing Friday and Saturday.
Speaker 1: For real.
Speaker 3: I actually missed one of my best friend's daughter graduation
Speaker 3: celebration trying to get to Charlotte. But that's about it.
Speaker 3: I didn't really have no plans this past weekend. My
Speaker 3: birthday is this week y'all. When y'all had this episode,
Speaker 3: it's gonna.
Speaker 1: Be ch It'll be on your birthday, so exactly, maybe
Speaker 1: we should sing to.
Speaker 4: You record no do it Heday too, Hey Beefday to Hey,
Speaker 4: bafday jay alas.
Speaker 3: A cheek you say, Alisay Jenkins heavy Bathday too, and
Speaker 3: many more period, bitch, we made it. Oh, I got
Speaker 3: about twenty four hours. Hopefully I'll make it. We made it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: wesh me and Kanye West. The Happy birthday, y'all, just
Speaker 3: you Happy birthday.
Speaker 1: Let's get into stupid internet news. What happened girl.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about trade songs for a second, y'all. We
Speaker 3: definitely there's some taboo shit in the black community. We
Speaker 3: act like we don't do that, only that's exclusive to
Speaker 3: white people. But Trey Songs is a predator. It's just
Speaker 3: been too many allegations against this dude.
Speaker 1: My grandma said, if somebody, if too many people accuse
Speaker 1: you of smoking crack, you smoking car.
Speaker 3: There's a video online. There's another woman now suing him
Speaker 3: for ten million dollars and it's a video online of
Speaker 3: him exposing her breast like in the middle of just
Speaker 3: rec Like, imagine you being at like a pool party,
Speaker 3: bathing suit on you, you and your friends, and then
Speaker 3: some guys and their friends and you talking amongst people,
Speaker 3: and you know, I think the guy, one of the
Speaker 3: guys is about to take a picture with her, take
Speaker 3: a picture of her or something.
Speaker 2: He just flips his girl's breast out and she's.
Speaker 3: Like trying to cover it up, and like h laughing,
Speaker 3: like uncomfortably, because sometimes when you're embarrassed or even scared,
Speaker 3: you kind of laughing off. You don't know what's about
Speaker 3: to happen next when something unexpected like that happens, I'm like, this,
Speaker 3: nigga is wild. Like a got a dude I know
Speaker 3: posted it on Instagram and he was like, if I
Speaker 3: were to ever see one of my friends do this,
Speaker 3: I'm walking away immediately so they can go to jail
Speaker 3: by themself, right Like.
Speaker 1: Because what what makes you think that every woman is just.
Speaker 2: At your disposal?
Speaker 1: Yeah, in a sexual manner, like watch out exactly.
Speaker 3: And so if I feel like other men need to
Speaker 3: check this behavior, the other men that was that was
Speaker 3: with him should have said something like, dog you tripping?
Speaker 2: Relax?
Speaker 3: Where's your manager? Where are the people who supposed to
Speaker 3: care about you to make sure you're not fucking up?
Speaker 1: They know who?
Speaker 3: And look birds of a feather who locked together. I
Speaker 3: was telling one of my one of my guy friends
Speaker 3: that the other day. I was like, I know a
Speaker 3: lot of good women. I know a lot of good
Speaker 3: single women. And based on your dating history, Nigga, I
Speaker 3: know you've ran across a lot of good single women
Speaker 3: that you just didn't do right.
Speaker 2: You passed up on him, right.
Speaker 3: I also know a lot of a lot of whack
Speaker 3: ass dudes, And based on the conversations like he tells
Speaker 3: me about some of the people he know, like his
Speaker 3: guy friends, they ain't shit terrible. So I'm like, why
Speaker 3: do you hang with him? Like I know, like he
Speaker 3: he's a nice guy, but he won't settle down. That's
Speaker 3: his only drawback. The rest of them that these guys are,
Speaker 3: they're not good people.
Speaker 2: Why do you hang with him? It's something about you
Speaker 2: and them, like you see and you see yourself and
Speaker 2: them a little bit.
Speaker 1: Maybe he yeah, maybe he don't show you that side
Speaker 1: of him. He probably.
Speaker 3: He definitely pulling people titties out and putting women in
Speaker 3: compromising positions and shit like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's wold, that's horrible. That's yeah, that's horrible. Men
Speaker 2: don't spend enough time checking out the men.
Speaker 1: Pull my titt out if you want to, only ten
Speaker 1: niggas with millions so I can come home take you
Speaker 1: to court?
Speaker 2: Right, ten million dollars is this lawsuit right now against him? Rightfully?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she should get every penny put that nigga, she.
Speaker 1: Should get every penny don't touch my body, sir. Yep,
Speaker 1: you got me fucked up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's definitely wilding.
Speaker 1: I'm the only one who pulls my titties out in
Speaker 1: the public. I'll do it when I'm ready, right, you
Speaker 1: don't get to do it the fuck. It's like MARTI
Speaker 1: grab bitch. I ain't gotta ask me, you know, for
Speaker 1: no motherfucking beads.
Speaker 3: Hey, you just had a random ass party on a
Speaker 3: random summer's day and this shit happened.
Speaker 2: That is fucking wild.
Speaker 3: So did you see this article as a Tennessee woman
Speaker 3: accused of hiring a hit man to murder the wife
Speaker 3: of a man she met on a dating app.
Speaker 1: It says, damn, she wanted that nigga give me the duke.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing, he was already got one foot
Speaker 1: out the door.
Speaker 5: Girl.
Speaker 1: You ain't had to kill that lady he had on
Speaker 1: a date app.
Speaker 3: No, okay, so he wasn't married yet. I tried to
Speaker 3: kill that engaged the guy. Why is he on the
Speaker 3: dating app? I guess because you free until you're married. Shit,
Speaker 3: we need to realize that bit. You're single until you married, and.
Speaker 1: You gotta act like a wife to be a wife.
Speaker 1: That's what TDJ said.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you end up being a wife to all these
Speaker 3: niggas who never wife you. That's what happens oftentimes. A
Speaker 3: Tennessee woman landed herself in an unfortunate legal trouble. According
Speaker 3: to reports, Melody Sayser is being accused of hiring a
Speaker 3: hitman to murder the wife of a man she met
Speaker 3: on match dot com. The environmental compliance specialist was reportedly
Speaker 3: arrested on May eighteenth and is being held as a
Speaker 3: suspect who allegedly attempted to attempted murder for hire. M
Speaker 3: four h is what I like to call it.
Speaker 1: Damn, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: The forty seven year old allegedly threatened David Wallace and
Speaker 3: his wife Jennifer, and also tracked them using a fitness
Speaker 3: app to send time updates and information to a fabricated assassination.
Speaker 2: Website that tipped off law enforcement.
Speaker 3: Okay, so people be buying hitman on the dark web
Speaker 3: and you can only paying bitcoin, So Sayser compensated nine
Speaker 3: seven hundred and fifty dollars worth of bitcoin to the
Speaker 3: online killers market. Like you really thought you could just
Speaker 3: go to the internet fit you dumb. It's the car
Speaker 3: of murder.
Speaker 1: It's so stupid ass, your big dumb ass.
Speaker 3: So she went to on online killer's market site using
Speaker 3: the username Cattree. Reports claimed David and Saser matched on
Speaker 3: the dating in twenty twenty, but the nature of their
Speaker 3: relationship isn't clear.
Speaker 2: He hit that pussy.
Speaker 3: Things between the two hikers got rocky after David disclosed
Speaker 3: to say So that he was going to marry his
Speaker 3: then fiance Jennifer. According to court documents and listen, she
Speaker 3: responded back to him about the about getting married. She said,
Speaker 3: I hope you fall off a cliff and die. She
Speaker 3: meant that shit and it's convicted.
Speaker 2: She can Uh, what's her name? Her name reality?
Speaker 1: No, that's Brandy from a thin lit love.
Speaker 3: It's a very thin line between love and heat. So
Speaker 3: if convicted of the murder for higher charge, she could
Speaker 3: be jailed for up to ten years.
Speaker 1: Damn, No more hikes for you.
Speaker 3: Ho shame.
Speaker 1: It ain't never that deep.
Speaker 2: Never she's tripping. She is tripping.
Speaker 1: She's she's seen the ad remember that movie where it
Speaker 1: was like looking seeking a man for a man? He
Speaker 1: said he does wet work and the man came to
Speaker 1: pee on him.
Speaker 2: What it was horrible?
Speaker 1: Bosses and they were trying to get their bosses murdered.
Speaker 1: Oh and he found that ad in the newspaper and
Speaker 1: they thought it was supposed to get pissed off instead
Speaker 1: of gainst up by the kill.
Speaker 3: We are a man looking for a man.
Speaker 2: You watched too much TV man You a kid?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it, favorite pastime.
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: So girl the baby uh did a summer jam and
Speaker 1: as he was leaving backstage, a fan backstage literally there's video,
Speaker 1: walks up to him and asks to suck his dick
Speaker 1: right now. And she's like, put out jamal right, and
Speaker 1: he like he act like he was unloosening his pants buckle,
Speaker 1: but you know, obviously he didn't do it, and they
Speaker 1: kept on walking and she was like, you playing, you playing, well,
Speaker 1: it's raising these with girls too. Well, he pulled this
Speaker 1: dick out. You was gonna drop down in the middle
Speaker 1: of backstage sum'mer jam in front of all those people
Speaker 1: and put his penuts in your mouth.
Speaker 3: I actually actually saw that at Biker's Weekend one year
Speaker 3: like a woman I don't know, I don't know, man,
Speaker 3: just the Land of the Free.
Speaker 1: Extra.
Speaker 3: If we was in Dubai, you get your damn head
Speaker 3: chopped off. For some type of ship like that. We
Speaker 3: got too much freight, man, it's just too much.
Speaker 1: If I suck your dick, it's a reward for something
Speaker 1: that you've done for me.
Speaker 3: It's never it's not just.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 3: I don't just want to suck dick.
Speaker 1: Right, This is a schoomy stag nigga. This is a
Speaker 1: treat for you because you behave.
Speaker 3: Not as gooby snack.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just out here.
Speaker 2: See, that's why the game's so fucked up.
Speaker 1: Now, that's why dating it's so hard, because it's girls
Speaker 1: out here just ready to suck your dig for clout exactly.
Speaker 3: We set the standard, ladies. These men cannot the bar.
Speaker 3: The bar is low as far as as hell. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's real low.
Speaker 1: Pull your dick out, I suck your dick. I thought
Speaker 1: she was a crackhead. I was like, Oh, she wants
Speaker 1: some grass. It's Friday, Felicia. Right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's terrible, man. What's the thought process? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I always think. I oftentimes I think about like girls
Speaker 3: that like in high school and shit like that. Like
Speaker 3: I know several girls in high school that got like
Speaker 3: real life trains ran on them by other high school boys.
Speaker 3: Like what's the thought process. This one girl used to
Speaker 3: call her we wee mout like I know, I know, man,
Speaker 3: it's like.
Speaker 2: And another girl used to call her ooze. They said
Speaker 2: she had green stepped on her couchie.
Speaker 1: There was a girl they used to call her ben
Speaker 1: Wallace because she's been walls shut up, you get it,
Speaker 1: I got it. Okay, it was witty, It was witty
Speaker 1: as fuck, but it was me. Yeah, that's like, what's
Speaker 1: the thought process? Like, you gotta have a little bit
Speaker 1: more self love than that. Man, ain't no way.
Speaker 3: I'm backstage, and I guess the groupies backstage. Michael Jackson
Speaker 3: sung about them them dirty Dianas.
Speaker 1: But listen, why are you Yeah, you're right, but you
Speaker 1: don't even know if that dick is safe. Just because
Speaker 1: a person is on TV and rich, they are not
Speaker 1: exempt from diseases in STDs, he could have a bumpy face. Exact,
Speaker 1: you just ready to just slam it down your throat.
Speaker 3: Saw Charleston White talking about blueface in the Christian rockshit situation.
Speaker 3: He was like, all of these dudes got that got
Speaker 3: that bumper dick, and they all having sex with the
Speaker 3: same girl. So they all bumped up, bumping into each other.
Speaker 3: It's the truth.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, so you just gotta be careu.
Speaker 3: Look, I know we said that was it, but I
Speaker 3: want to talk about Erica Baidu right quick. Ericabaidu shed
Speaker 3: not put a hex on blue face ass and with
Speaker 3: the energy of all black women around the world, he
Speaker 3: better be goddamn careful. So she reposted he did a
Speaker 3: video where he had all these other pregnant women, and
Speaker 3: again it's about women setting standards because these nick clowns
Speaker 3: gonna clown right, But there should be no pregnant woman
Speaker 3: that would allow herself to be objected, uh, subjected to
Speaker 3: the bullshit in a video to basically harass his now
Speaker 3: pregnant girlfriend or ex girlfriend whatever she is to him.
Speaker 3: She's pregnant with your child. So you're using other women
Speaker 3: and they're allowing you to use him use them.
Speaker 2: To taunt her.
Speaker 3: That is fucked up. So Erica Baidu reposted the ship
Speaker 3: on her story. She was like, this nigga is trash Universe,
Speaker 3: do your thing, mm hmm.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. I agree with what you're saying,
Speaker 1: but I also feel like she has to take some
Speaker 1: accountability because this nigga has been consistent.
Speaker 5: With the bulls.
Speaker 3: And if he's doing a shit on camera, imagine what
Speaker 3: he was he doted on women off camera?
Speaker 1: Right, he ain't never been no prize as far as
Speaker 1: I'm concerned, Like you knew who you got pregnant by?
Speaker 2: And the streets do say he got that bumpy d.
Speaker 1: So yeah, man, so just see sections.
Speaker 3: Yes, I wasn't talking about Krishan Rock in that instance,
Speaker 3: saying that set in the standard. I'm talking about these
Speaker 3: women that participate, Yes, Like, why would you participate? You're
Speaker 3: pregnant too? Why would you participate in the video? Y'all
Speaker 3: gotta be some crackheads. Ain't no way, bruh. You want
Speaker 3: you need money that bad? You're pregnant too, Like, I
Speaker 3: know the emotions, you feel the emotion this woman is
Speaker 3: going through the same thing. Why would you do that
Speaker 3: to another one? Why would you participate in the taunting
Speaker 3: of another pregnant woman?
Speaker 1: Why would he even want to make that as a video?
Speaker 1: This thick is nuts.
Speaker 2: He's disgusting, man, disgusting. Yeah, he's disgusting. But I mean
Speaker 2: they're they're allowing it. They're allowing it. He got mammy
Speaker 2: issues for sure.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: I believe his mom is young. She probably like our age.
Speaker 3: They grew up together.
Speaker 2: That's the problem.
Speaker 1: No, she probably like your age. That like they older
Speaker 1: than me the birthday of the mom.
Speaker 3: And I'm still younger than your.
Speaker 2: Thirty four this year.
Speaker 3: I'm gonula, just start identifying as a rich white lady. Man,
Speaker 3: actually a rich white man. I want to identify as
Speaker 3: a rich white man because they got all the power.
Speaker 1: And if you're a gay, rich white man, she run
Speaker 1: the whole world.
Speaker 3: Man, just yawning on the mike. Y'all, listen, let's wrap
Speaker 3: this up. Yes, bitch, you did. But anyway, we got
Speaker 3: a special guest and we talked back this week, y'all.
Speaker 3: One of the funniest.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: I love when we have a funny guest, me too, man,
Speaker 1: it just makes it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, y'all, we got Kerwin Clayborne and we talked back
Speaker 3: this week. He's doing a show in Charlotte. If you
Speaker 3: missed it, you missed it. But he's still on tour.
Speaker 2: What did he say. I think he said he'd be in.
Speaker 1: Street Port. No, I think it it was Oklahoma or something.
Speaker 1: But anyway, Hi, Yeah, he's on tour, y'all. He sold out,
Speaker 1: so you can't go and the.
Speaker 3: Show is good. Okay, it's good. He's funny, and he
Speaker 3: didn't start doing stand up. He started, you know, doing
Speaker 3: those skits online. But it's hilarious. His show is really
Speaker 3: really good. So check it out, y'all. Tune in.
Speaker 2: We'll be right back after this commercial.
Speaker 3: Ahllright, y'all.
Speaker 2: So clearly we got a funny motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Another one we talked back in. Another one, Yes you want, y'all.
Speaker 1: It's Kerwin Clayboy. It's Charlotte, North Carolina tonight hanging out.
Speaker 1: When we talked back, y'all, what's up with?
Speaker 5: What's up with?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 5: Mike Chick, Mike Chick, Yes, thank.
Speaker 1: You for coming. Man, I appreciate you for real.
Speaker 6: Thank y'all for bringing me here because it's my first
Speaker 6: time experiencing this.
Speaker 3: So it's nice in here, right it is.
Speaker 5: At first, you scared me.
Speaker 6: I was like, when we took you down here, we've
Speaker 6: been going to dungeon. My manager, I say, hey, you'll
Speaker 6: be right now.
Speaker 5: Let's see what.
Speaker 3: Does he have a pistol on him?
Speaker 5: Now? He got hands? He was he brought the hands. Yeah,
Speaker 5: he brought the hands.
Speaker 1: We can fighte to.
Speaker 3: Those thing exactly.
Speaker 2: I've I've been learning how to kick sweet niggas mid sentence.
Speaker 1: So I just gotta tell you one of your videos
Speaker 1: that I absolutely love and I stole it from you. Loki.
Speaker 1: All right, you did a remember this silhouette challenge. They
Speaker 1: was doing the red the red background. You was like, oh,
Speaker 1: if you're old wife, couldn't see you, baby. I did
Speaker 1: my silhouette and then I cut to you saying that shit,
Speaker 1: it was funny. Every every husband that was in my DMS,
Speaker 1: I sent that video to him. Yeah, we telling all right,
Speaker 1: let's get into it. So tell us in our listeners
Speaker 1: how you got started.
Speaker 5: I was doing just doing like funny videos.
Speaker 6: Well before the videos, we ain't have nothing from the
Speaker 6: country deep in the country, So what we did for
Speaker 6: fun we was always me and my sister.
Speaker 5: Had a game called make Me lay Out.
Speaker 6: So I decided to grab one of my grandmama wigs
Speaker 6: and put it on my head and then I'm gonna
Speaker 6: take a female And she ended up posting it on
Speaker 6: Facebook and it blew up like it hit a million
Speaker 6: views like overnight, damn. So I was like, you know what,
Speaker 6: let me try it again, just to test it out.
Speaker 6: I did it again that one bleuw Funny and my
Speaker 6: following Blue Fudder.
Speaker 5: I said, okay, that's what these folks want.
Speaker 2: So you weren't doing comedy, no.
Speaker 5: No, yeah, I never think what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: And then the ones that you that you think don't hit,
Speaker 6: they hit all videos I was dropping hitting me, it
Speaker 6: just stayed going viral. So I was like, okay, let
Speaker 6: me stay consistent with this. So my manager, he from
Speaker 6: my hometown. He he was known for bringing all the
Speaker 6: big comedians in and stuff like that.
Speaker 5: So he hit me up. He was like, man, I
Speaker 5: wanted you to holdt a show. I'm like, what this nigga?
Speaker 5: Fny like that, like I'm funny. Yeah, yeah, that nigga.
Speaker 6: I was like, I'm not funny on stage on Funny
Speaker 6: in videos that he was like, man, I'm telling you.
Speaker 6: He was like, come out, You're gonna have a good time.
Speaker 6: I'm like, this nigga, do not know what he talking about.
Speaker 6: I was like, I got I'm going out of town.
Speaker 6: I blew him out bout three times. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 6: going out of town. I ain't got time. So he
Speaker 6: hit me up the last time. He was like, man,
Speaker 6: I know you ain't going nowhere else. He said just
Speaker 6: come to the show, do the show, and I guarantee
Speaker 6: you gonna like it. So I did to show her
Speaker 6: his first laugh, I said, hold up, now, okay. Ever
Speaker 6: since then, we've been going five years scrat non stop.
Speaker 1: So you wrote a set like you wrote out like
Speaker 1: a set, or you just went up there and prime.
Speaker 5: Went up there, and that's the just experienced that ourself.
Speaker 3: Girl, that shit is scary, but you be ready for
Speaker 3: the next time.
Speaker 5: Yeah. So I just I mean, I tried it out
Speaker 5: and I'm like, okay, because when I.
Speaker 6: First was doing tour, I had my characters, the old Lady,
Speaker 6: the old man, and then the Kisha characters.
Speaker 5: So after that, now I'm just doing the Kisha.
Speaker 3: Character and so these characters based off of real people
Speaker 3: or what.
Speaker 5: Yeah, my family, Yeah.
Speaker 3: How they feel about that.
Speaker 5: My sister she like, she's like, nigga, is that me? Like,
Speaker 5: because my son she stayed.
Speaker 6: That's why I everybody, please do not follow my sister
Speaker 6: for nothing. She go to gs, she fight, she do everything.
Speaker 6: This girl been locked up all her I like her.
Speaker 6: I'll be like, don't follow her up.
Speaker 5: I'll block her.
Speaker 6: And the part about it like, yeah, she got about
Speaker 6: eight pages and I block them off. She's like age,
Speaker 6: I said, I sent it to me, I hurry up
Speaker 6: and block down. And I said, I ain't finn follow.
Speaker 1: You to she young?
Speaker 3: Older?
Speaker 5: She older, she's my oldest sister.
Speaker 1: How many siblings do you have?
Speaker 5: Is my mama got two girls, two boys.
Speaker 6: My brother passed last year, my oldest brother, I'm sorry
Speaker 6: last year.
Speaker 5: So yeah, it's just me and my two crazy sisters.
Speaker 1: So now I want to ask you this because you
Speaker 1: do some female characters and there's criticism that goes along
Speaker 1: with the black men doing female characters.
Speaker 5: Don't care.
Speaker 1: I was about to say, how do you deal with
Speaker 1: the criticism.
Speaker 6: When I first started, because everybody was like, you know,
Speaker 6: he gay and I was I was like, nigga, I'm
Speaker 6: not gay.
Speaker 5: And I was telling her.
Speaker 6: So I was like, look, I'm finna stop this because
Speaker 6: I don't like it. And my sister like, man, you know.
Speaker 3: Exactly.
Speaker 5: And I just every.
Speaker 6: Time I say I want to stop doing it, I
Speaker 6: get a message from somebody to me how my videos
Speaker 6: helped then, and I'm like, you know what, forget them folks,
Speaker 6: And then I'm getting paid for I was like, man.
Speaker 2: Not, you're getting paid to be a black lady.
Speaker 1: To be your sister.
Speaker 5: She already told me. I't giving my money. I give
Speaker 5: a list. I put some dance in the car.
Speaker 6: But the reason I do it because I feel can't
Speaker 6: nobody knail my character how I want them and there,
Speaker 6: so that's why I do. I was like, I mean,
Speaker 6: I could have got somebody, but it's not gonna be
Speaker 6: right high pictured, so I do it myself.
Speaker 3: So you would have somebody act like this with you
Speaker 3: doing a voiceover, No, I'm.
Speaker 6: Talking about like the female charcter, Like, I actually like
Speaker 6: it for you and I want you to nail like that,
Speaker 6: but the voice gotta be.
Speaker 3: The same, right.
Speaker 6: I'm like, I stick to myself. So and then my
Speaker 6: fans selfish, they only want to see me.
Speaker 1: They'll probably be mad if I don't like her voice.
Speaker 1: So I thought that was like.
Speaker 3: You was putting. So you ever got bood doing stand up?
Speaker 5: Never?
Speaker 6: Never never, Just every air comedian, every comedian to probably
Speaker 6: say they got booed.
Speaker 5: I never got booed.
Speaker 1: I never no cricket moments like damn that joke didn't.
Speaker 6: I mean, if it happened, I'm gonna just get on
Speaker 6: get down on stage and tickle you like you know,
Speaker 6: I'm gonna point you in your stomach, but you're gonna
Speaker 6: do something, You're gonna say something. But nah, I never
Speaker 6: I mean because I have fun in my shoulder, like
Speaker 6: we are like, So.
Speaker 3: You're never nervous Like the first time you did stand
Speaker 3: him because you said you was putting your manager off?
Speaker 2: How many every time blocking your blessing?
Speaker 6: I ain't gonna say I always been nervous now because
Speaker 6: looking standing up and get.
Speaker 5: A lot of people.
Speaker 6: That's why I always I used to get a drink
Speaker 6: before the show, right, just to knock all the nervousness out.
Speaker 6: But now I'm like, you're gonna laugh laugh. If not,
Speaker 6: I'm still gonna get paid.
Speaker 1: So that's the fact. Now, let me ask you this,
Speaker 1: what's your mount rush more of comedy? Like your four
Speaker 1: greatest comedians that like help inspire you.
Speaker 5: Ed Murphy Richard Pride. I like Jamie Fox? Who else?
Speaker 5: I ain't gonna lie. I like the new comedians too.
Speaker 5: I like Carlos. I'm not gonna.
Speaker 3: Mississippi.
Speaker 5: I like Carlos too.
Speaker 1: He's okay.
Speaker 3: So you build the following overnight basically, right, how long
Speaker 3: did it take you to build your following online?
Speaker 6: I've been doing this since twoenty and twelve.
Speaker 3: What you been doing before before you started making skits
Speaker 3: to work with Nissan?
Speaker 5: I have to block this girl.
Speaker 6: This girl, but I want to hear you know, I
Speaker 6: don't know what y'all search like?
Speaker 5: How you know block you? You don't know what she did?
Speaker 5: Like this nigga used to work in me.
Speaker 1: So I was gonna ask you if you could work
Speaker 1: on my radio.
Speaker 6: Before you.
Speaker 5: Take it back.
Speaker 6: I'd have missed some buttons and everything on the radios.
Speaker 5: I'm like, y'all sure, y'all want to see this car.
Speaker 1: If you weren't doing comedy, what would you be doing?
Speaker 1: Because you said you would never go back to Nissan,
Speaker 1: what would you be doing?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 5: A probably scripting stripper?
Speaker 1: Stripper? I can see that, you can.
Speaker 3: I can see that.
Speaker 5: I started to create.
Speaker 3: What would your name be though? What would your your
Speaker 3: stripping name be?
Speaker 5: I don't know. Big duck, Big.
Speaker 1: Duck, Big duck.
Speaker 2: A couple to this day, y'all make some door, get
Speaker 2: your ones ready.
Speaker 1: What's your favorite city that you uh do you go
Speaker 1: to to perform?
Speaker 3: Houston?
Speaker 5: Host?
Speaker 3: I don't know that's your biggest following down there?
Speaker 5: Houston, New Orleans, Memphist.
Speaker 6: I got a lot of off whole lot, but my
Speaker 6: favorite one would be Houston.
Speaker 2: I just like to see that you be going to
Speaker 2: the strip clubs all you're at there.
Speaker 5: I never been to the Script Club once.
Speaker 6: I went to Atlanta and I had a bad experience there.
Speaker 6: What happened first time going? I just did the show,
Speaker 6: got some money, a lot of money, and.
Speaker 5: You spent it, like, let me go to the Script Club.
Speaker 6: I was like, cool, let's ball out. And I was like,
Speaker 6: I took two hundred dollars. I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 6: this all.
Speaker 5: Everything? And they brought this girl out. This girl I'm
Speaker 5: talking about. The girl was built. This girl was so thick.
Speaker 5: I'm telling me.
Speaker 6: She was right, dark skinned, low cut chocolate. She comings
Speaker 6: like the wind were blowing. First one she I ain't
Speaker 6: even do like this.
Speaker 5: I just handed her the money. I gave it to her.
Speaker 5: I said, go put that in your pocket.
Speaker 6: I told my partner, I said, I'm finna go to
Speaker 6: the ATM and get about four hundred dollars. I she
Speaker 6: stayed in my section the whole time. I spent by
Speaker 6: about twelve hundred dollars. Because I was borrowing money, I
Speaker 6: couldn't get no all my card that night, not you
Speaker 6: buying mymorrow money for all my homeboys. Let me get
Speaker 6: two hundred from you and when I can to check
Speaker 6: on paying that man. When I tell you, I got
Speaker 6: in that car and I realized what I did. I
Speaker 6: went on their Facebook page. I was like, listen, I
Speaker 6: need to find their chocolate girl to get my money.
Speaker 3: A pussy that ain't getting drinking.
Speaker 5: Everything I'm told, I'm like throwing everything she was in there.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's how the strip club do you like?
Speaker 1: They keep getting and as soon as that money stops
Speaker 1: son she left.
Speaker 6: I said, where the girl in She'm gone. I'm like,
Speaker 6: you need to tell me her name. I need my
Speaker 6: money bag that one.
Speaker 5: Don't go.
Speaker 6: Everybody in a line like come to the script club.
Speaker 6: I say, nope, unless y'all find that girl. Oh me,
Speaker 6: she got me good. I told the girl when she
Speaker 6: would dancer, I was like, listen, I need to take
Speaker 6: you to see my mama. I said, you need to
Speaker 6: meet my mam and grandmama.
Speaker 3: Oh you had me that.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, she the whole job, she's been doing her job.
Speaker 5: I planned, I think about it. I was like, we
Speaker 5: finna get married. Everything your future.
Speaker 3: You just wanted to make love in the club. I
Speaker 3: had that.
Speaker 1: What's what strip club?
Speaker 3: Magic City?
Speaker 5: Might was Blue Flame? I don't know. It was a
Speaker 5: it was a house and it was gated.
Speaker 3: A gated house.
Speaker 5: It was like it was it blue was a strip club,
Speaker 5: script club?
Speaker 3: There might be Magic City.
Speaker 5: What's that? No, that won't walk a flock and stuff?
Speaker 1: It might be Blue Flame.
Speaker 5: It was.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a white house and it's everybody be there.
Speaker 6: It's gated. It's a black gate in the house inside
Speaker 6: the gate.
Speaker 1: Oh, I've been there. I went there for a QCP
Speaker 1: birthday party that after, and it's like a nice white
Speaker 1: house and you gotta go in the gate. Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't tell it was there the whole club.
Speaker 5: I ain't forgot. I gotta find it.
Speaker 1: What's your wildest story that happened on the road? Like
Speaker 1: craziest thing.
Speaker 6: I got book to do a show in Texas. I
Speaker 6: was hosting a stage play.
Speaker 5: It was with what's some folks like it was the
Speaker 5: boy from Stumpty Yard short Yep, it was him. Damn.
Speaker 5: It was a lot of people.
Speaker 6: I can't even remember their name, but they booked us
Speaker 6: and we was like, you know this legit.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 6: So we got the front end, so when we do
Speaker 6: a show, we get the back end before we go
Speaker 6: on the show.
Speaker 5: So didn't nobody find a promoter.
Speaker 6: So they were trying to start the show, and everybody
Speaker 6: was like, we're not finna start this show till we
Speaker 6: get paid.
Speaker 5: So he was telling everybody, I don't finna get the money.
Speaker 5: I'm finna get the money.
Speaker 6: So come to find out, everybody was looking for him,
Speaker 6: so they came to get me. They was like, man,
Speaker 6: your manager got the promoter locked up in the room.
Speaker 5: They were like, please go get him. I'm like, nah,
Speaker 5: this nigga all up to money. I said, I don't
Speaker 5: finna lock him up in the room myself. So ending
Speaker 5: up my manager. He was like, I'm gonna write you'll check.
Speaker 5: My managers like, nah, you're finna pay us right now.
Speaker 5: We ain't gonna take no chick.
Speaker 6: So I got paid. All the other people didn't get paid,
Speaker 6: like Columba. I don't know if they paid them now,
Speaker 6: but they didn't get the money. So they would see Hugh,
Speaker 6: They like, man, can you tell your manager to go
Speaker 6: in there and get my money. I'm like, y'all gonna
Speaker 6: tell me yourself, And I was like, I would never
Speaker 6: do everybody a mena A MENA girl was there put
Speaker 6: them up.
Speaker 5: Yep. She was like, can you go get my money
Speaker 5: for me? I'm like, y'all, I'm matter this.
Speaker 1: What he had to do.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he locked him up and there secure. They had
Speaker 6: security and everything security. They ain't even go in the room.
Speaker 6: I'm like, man, but y'all only cousins doing security.
Speaker 5: They were not doing.
Speaker 3: So what's your process for preparing for your shows? Like
Speaker 3: how do you come up with your content aside from
Speaker 3: you know, your characters on social media? You do that
Speaker 3: on stage two, right, yep. So if we come to
Speaker 3: the show tonight, we can expect that.
Speaker 6: You can expend some coming I do. I do stand up,
Speaker 6: so I might hit you with a piece of stuff.
Speaker 6: I dude on my videos, but it's standing up like
Speaker 6: I'm transitioning and standout.
Speaker 5: So I'm gonna be seeing So.
Speaker 1: You be up there just like picking that people out
Speaker 1: in the crowd, like, I mean, I don't got that
Speaker 1: looked like my wig you got on out there.
Speaker 6: I might, I might, I might test it out, but
Speaker 6: normally I don't pick on the crowd.
Speaker 5: That's why they love me, because I don't do that now.
Speaker 6: I might if I see something they catch my eye,
Speaker 6: I'm like, oh yeah, I'm finna say something about you.
Speaker 5: It's just all love. That's all.
Speaker 3: Any crazy fans stories, yes, a lot.
Speaker 5: I always tell the stories.
Speaker 6: I was in Michigan, Southfield, Michigan, and I was doing
Speaker 6: some show.
Speaker 5: You know, girls down in south Field.
Speaker 6: Big cy not like out of shape, they like big,
Speaker 6: like stout like mainly some of them. And we ended
Speaker 6: the show and it was three girls that stayed these
Speaker 6: girl b these girl like football players, and they stayed
Speaker 6: around and they was like, we want to take some picture.
Speaker 6: I'm like, come on, y'all take the picture. And the
Speaker 6: girl was all up on me. She was like, what
Speaker 6: y'all finna do after this? I'm like, go to sleep.
Speaker 6: So so she was like, y'all not trying to do nothing.
Speaker 6: And then she was like, your manager, look like I said, listen,
Speaker 6: we just come here to do a show.
Speaker 5: So we get in mind y'all.
Speaker 6: It was snowing. It was snowing, so we take the pictures.
Speaker 6: We get in the vehicle.
Speaker 5: They loaded up in a tie hole. It was a toiehole.
Speaker 5: The door was faded like it just been wrecked or something.
Speaker 6: And we started pulling out and I see the same
Speaker 6: every turn we was making the truckles make it. I
Speaker 6: told my manager, I say, nigga, them girls following us.
Speaker 5: He was like, no, they not.
Speaker 6: I said, watch this, we get to your hotel. But
Speaker 6: we turned to a hotel before hours, they turned right
Speaker 6: behind us. We pulled up to the front of the hotel.
Speaker 5: They pulled up to the front, they let the one
Speaker 5: and down.
Speaker 6: I was like, I told my man, I say, nigga,
Speaker 6: I told y'all they following us, and he told He
Speaker 6: was like, man, what y'all own?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 6: What's She was like, NA, we were just trying to
Speaker 6: show y'all how easy it is.
Speaker 5: Like y'all didn't know we was behind y'all And I say, no,
Speaker 5: we seen you.
Speaker 6: And I seen the girl in the back texting somebody.
Speaker 6: I told my man, I said, nigga, you better pull off.
Speaker 6: She called him somebody and we got out of there.
Speaker 6: And it was crazy because I supposed to been did
Speaker 6: a promo for the woman and she was like, let
Speaker 6: us get your room at the casino. I'm like, why
Speaker 6: would I let you give me a room so you
Speaker 6: can have a key to it and in there and
Speaker 6: rape me because.
Speaker 5: I don't say no.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna tell you no, but going to get it
Speaker 6: since you beating New York. Yeah, like just gone because
Speaker 6: you're gonna take it even if I say no.
Speaker 5: Just gone.
Speaker 6: So I was like, I ain't going. That's why I
Speaker 6: say I go to Detroit. I'm heavy security for the women.
Speaker 5: Yes, especially women, ladies. Women.
Speaker 6: Man, these women was andre the giant bed because girl
Speaker 6: grabbing me and she was like you really want I
Speaker 6: was like, ma'am listen, madam, please.
Speaker 5: Let me go battle. That was too much.
Speaker 6: Man, that's the only scene that it happened in here.
Speaker 6: Like this girl show up to every every time I
Speaker 6: come to Southfield.
Speaker 5: And I be telling my foot, I say, watch that
Speaker 5: one right there. She don't get no pictures. We ain't
Speaker 5: doing no pictures with her.
Speaker 1: She is your biggest fan.
Speaker 5: You need to You can't do it.
Speaker 3: You can't feed that energy.
Speaker 6: Man, give her something. No, Indeed, that girl gonna kill me.
Speaker 6: I'll be in the hospital.
Speaker 5: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 3: So you came up on social media. So what do
Speaker 3: you think some of the negatives are with social media.
Speaker 3: I've been getting dragged from just making a comment recently.
Speaker 6: Man, they blocked me for everything. I could go live
Speaker 6: and spit outside. They gonna block me, like it don't.
Speaker 5: Matter what I say.
Speaker 6: I always get blocked always on all accounts, TikTok, Facebook.
Speaker 5: I don't be.
Speaker 6: Doing nothing like, Man, they took monetization from me and everything,
Speaker 6: so I can't do nothing.
Speaker 3: So what are you making money at now? Online?
Speaker 6: I'm not That's what I'm saying. If you stand up now, yeah,
Speaker 6: I do all like I do my stand up. I
Speaker 6: get paid from stand up for the videos I'm I've
Speaker 6: been putting out free.
Speaker 1: Videos even on YouTube.
Speaker 5: Yeah, monetize.
Speaker 6: I'm monetized. And the thing about YouTube, I don't push it.
Speaker 6: I got like six or five thousand subscribers and I
Speaker 6: don't push it.
Speaker 3: But you put the content out there all right, other
Speaker 3: people posting, Yeah.
Speaker 6: Other people going viral off of my videos on YouTube.
Speaker 6: So and then I try to put it, I get
Speaker 6: like a thousand views. I'm like nigga, they blowing up.
Speaker 6: They got like five hundred thousand.
Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, you gotta get an algorithm. That's why
Speaker 3: ship we're working on YouTube now. That ship is a job,
Speaker 3: real for real, but it's a big check if you
Speaker 3: can get an algorithm, if you got sixty five thousand followers,
Speaker 3: it's like nine dollars per a thousand views.
Speaker 2: It's how it is.
Speaker 1: We got a nice little forty six dollars check recently.
Speaker 5: That's a lot of movie.
Speaker 3: We're gonna buy a rollie or something like that.
Speaker 6: I got twenty dollars in my count on YouTube. I
Speaker 6: say I'm gonna let that be alone. Take the chip right.
Speaker 3: Here, we're back, because I definitely was googling that as
Speaker 3: was trying to figure out.
Speaker 5: I never found nothing so secret either.
Speaker 3: My sh ain't on Google.
Speaker 1: So what are you married?
Speaker 3: No? I'm not married.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: I ain't got no cheer, got no dogs, no more.
Speaker 5: What y'all doing like this right here?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: God, we're doing?
Speaker 5: No kids?
Speaker 3: No, don buy me a baby next year?
Speaker 1: By yeah, a man or a dog? The baby? Oh kid?
Speaker 1: A doctor?
Speaker 3: M hm?
Speaker 1: I might okay, So I don't want none of that.
Speaker 5: Focused on. It's gonna get to I wish your nigga
Speaker 5: was heard.
Speaker 1: I know if I can't, so yeah, I.
Speaker 5: Gotta pull the water in my hand.
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 5: What how is the weather?
Speaker 3: I hear?
Speaker 5: Like the really good? Like this is a nice area
Speaker 5: up the hill.
Speaker 1: So are you're very secret about your relationships?
Speaker 5: A very secret?
Speaker 6: Like I don't I feel Let me tell you why
Speaker 6: my stuff secret? Because social media only focused on me,
Speaker 6: Like I could put out I'm married. You know, I'm
Speaker 6: in a relationship all that. So they ain't gonna like that.
Speaker 6: They don't be wanting to see that. So I separate mine.
Speaker 1: Personal life from your.
Speaker 3: It's good you was able to do that from you know,
Speaker 3: day one. A lot of people can't baby mama get
Speaker 3: on Instagram. Everybody got kids?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you do put a little girl I seen.
Speaker 5: Yeah I got I got a lot of kids.
Speaker 2: How many kids? At least tell us how many kids
Speaker 2: you got?
Speaker 5: I got a lot.
Speaker 6: I mean it's enough to fit in a van. I
Speaker 6: got some kids though, Yeah, I got some.
Speaker 1: Do you want more.
Speaker 5: If I get them? Yeah? Yeah, I ain't gonna stop
Speaker 5: going when I pull in our park. That that makes sense. Yeah,
Speaker 5: if I pull it, I'm bagging in. So I'm there
Speaker 5: for the whole night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's how that goes. I'm not mad at that.
Speaker 5: I ain't leaving the car warmed up. It's off. He's
Speaker 5: on the dresser.
Speaker 1: So I want us to play a game called Trading Places.
Speaker 1: Mm hm, So you play a female characters? We want
Speaker 1: to know, all right, First, the first question, if you
Speaker 1: woke up a woman for twenty four hours, what would
Speaker 1: you do with that time?
Speaker 3: That's the first thing you're gonna do if you wake
Speaker 3: up as a woman and your period on.
Speaker 5: Oh you gotta say that, now stay at the bed
Speaker 5: all day?
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 5: I don't know. Oh Jesus, I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 3: You play this female character doing it?
Speaker 1: What would Kisha do?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 6: If you go out and be messing that's basically what
Speaker 6: she do, Go be messy, get in a fight, and.
Speaker 5: Then go home. I don't know.
Speaker 6: I don't know because I couldn't picture myself saying do so. No,
Speaker 6: I don't know if i'm next question, no, this is a.
Speaker 3: Game, though, I can't say you can.
Speaker 5: Okay. My answer to that will be you ain't.
Speaker 3: Gonna go buy a rolls nothing. No, I'm not an orgasm.
Speaker 5: Now you know what? That probably would be fun.
Speaker 6: Get the rose and put that suck on hot and
Speaker 6: be like.
Speaker 5: Oh this would they be feeling? Okay? Okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: yeah yeah. Face all the females I know so this
Speaker 5: is why y'all will be doing.
Speaker 3: That, all right?
Speaker 1: Would you go fifty to fifty in a relationship as a.
Speaker 5: Woman, yes?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 5: Why? Why not? What's wrong with going fit? Y'all don't
Speaker 5: do fifty fifty? So you want the man have to
Speaker 5: pay for everything.
Speaker 1: Not anything that's not like, Yeah, that's sound.
Speaker 3: About no, one hundred, one hundred, right, But you know,
Speaker 3: in the black community is always just who paid the bills,
Speaker 3: who paid a mortgage, who paid the rent. There's other
Speaker 3: ways that women pay. Yeah, they bring value and monetarily
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but I'm not doing fifty fifty. No, I
Speaker 1: don't even think I like men who want to go
Speaker 1: fifty to fifty with me.
Speaker 5: Well, let me let me say this.
Speaker 6: I can't speak for a woman, but as for a man,
Speaker 6: I mean a man.
Speaker 5: Supposed to, you know, do all the bills and do.
Speaker 3: All at least aspire, right, that's all we be asking.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean supposed to do that. I mean I
Speaker 5: just know.
Speaker 3: Mean so, so, if you did wake up a woman
Speaker 3: and your period was on tampons or pads, I.
Speaker 5: Don't even know how I should answer. I don't know.
Speaker 6: There you go to putting something in there, it'll have
Speaker 6: to be passed because I probably know how to do that.
Speaker 6: I'd be calling my sisters. How far are y'all supposed
Speaker 6: to push the.
Speaker 5: For real? This thing wiggling?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: I have one?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 1: Would you wait for your partner doing a ten year big?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 6: Why when them those closed another one opened up ten years?
Speaker 2: You think of a wait for you ladies, y'all had
Speaker 2: mental illness.
Speaker 5: If you wait for the teen years, it's so much
Speaker 5: you could do in ten years.
Speaker 6: And when that last year comes around that month, whoever
Speaker 6: you would ay this nigga finna get out of jail?
Speaker 5: He crazy?
Speaker 3: Been there?
Speaker 5: You on the phone with him? Yeah, I ain't doing nothing.
Speaker 5: Wait for you soon that phone ain't up? You out.
Speaker 3: I definitely had to get rid of a nigga before
Speaker 3: another word came home before because I feel like I
Speaker 3: didn't break up with you, the fans broke us up.
Speaker 6: Then you tell he find out like who that nigga is?
Speaker 6: I thought I was your nigga. Yeah, you my nigga
Speaker 6: in jail.
Speaker 5: He my nigga.
Speaker 3: Period.
Speaker 1: I feel like men expect women to hold it, hold
Speaker 1: me down.
Speaker 6: Up.
Speaker 3: I think women who wait for men to come from prison,
Speaker 3: have mental health issues.
Speaker 5: It's like, I.
Speaker 3: Want to know where this nigga at all the time.
Speaker 5: I ain't. I ain't. No, you can't see me. Oh,
Speaker 5: woman actually waiting for me.
Speaker 3: Women meet men who are in prison, they meet them
Speaker 3: via somebody else.
Speaker 2: Ain't no way you feel the relationship getting married.
Speaker 6: That loan like no. A woman could tell you she
Speaker 6: gonna wait for I mean she's not. She ain't gonna
Speaker 6: let you know what he is, and she's gonna be
Speaker 6: doing something.
Speaker 1: Do you think Papoo's waiting on mand?
Speaker 5: No? Come in? But one in them follow me? No?
Speaker 1: In? Are you doing?
Speaker 6: Ye? No?
Speaker 5: Come in? I don't know.
Speaker 3: All right if you woke up a woman? Uh middle
Speaker 3: part or side part?
Speaker 2: What you're here?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Did we see them wigs be where that ship got
Speaker 1: no part? The part that ship ain't got no part,
Speaker 1: especially that little choppy brown one.
Speaker 5: You need to throw that. They call that the apple
Speaker 5: pile weed.
Speaker 6: That's I don't know, I say, I say miller.
Speaker 1: Middle part us down. Yeah, Okay, you wake up and
Speaker 1: your period is late after a flee you're keeping it?
Speaker 1: Are you going to the clinic?
Speaker 5: Going to the clinic straight like that? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Because you never know who you might I did it with.
Speaker 6: Didn't you go to the clinic or get that plan?
Speaker 6: B probably swallow two of them.
Speaker 1: It's too late for the if you're periodlated, it's too
Speaker 1: late for playing B. It's over.
Speaker 5: Something happen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, seventy two hours.
Speaker 5: Something happen. I'm finish. Get it out myself. Yah, I
Speaker 5: don't know. I don't even come to the dollar like y'all.
Speaker 5: Just take me through the proceiege.
Speaker 6: I got everything here. Show me how to face signed me,
Speaker 6: Show me how to get this out of me? Everything,
Speaker 6: everything I did not want, the baby, hell with Benjamin
Speaker 6: button disease.
Speaker 5: Get this out of me.
Speaker 3: Might wake up at it, won't walk. Uh?
Speaker 1: You paying for first dates as a woman as a woman.
Speaker 5: Let's do something as a man as a woman.
Speaker 1: First date you we women, We just want to see
Speaker 1: your perspective because oftentimes men like how they feel women
Speaker 1: should behave. It's not how they feel men should. You know.
Speaker 5: So, I mean, I ain't no problem with paying on
Speaker 5: the first day. I pay on the first day.
Speaker 3: Would you let a woman pay for the first day?
Speaker 5: Nah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been without. I've been out with a guy
Speaker 3: and tried to pay. He was like, man, you're trying.
Speaker 6: To No, it's not there. If it's first day, I'd
Speaker 6: rather pay for the first day. Not a sacle on
Speaker 6: them be looking at you like sliding their tail like
Speaker 6: you get that one mm tag team that mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: You ain't doing that.
Speaker 5: I ain't gonna do that.
Speaker 1: I pay for it. I'm not paying for no date, girl,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I mean, not no first date.
Speaker 3: That's why.
Speaker 1: No. Not the second day either, probably not the third day.
Speaker 3: If I invite you out, I'm gonna pay, or I'm
Speaker 3: gonna expect to pay. So if you I still expect
Speaker 3: you to pay.
Speaker 1: I see when I'm very meticulous about how I invite
Speaker 1: people out. I invite them to take me out, like
Speaker 1: you want to take me to the movies, or you're gonna.
Speaker 5: Throw it out there. I'd be like, I mean, you're
Speaker 5: gonna pay for it.
Speaker 1: I'll take you out, and you ain't taking me if
Speaker 1: I pay for it.
Speaker 5: I'm just saying I'm picking you up. So it's like
Speaker 5: put in the car and we get there and you
Speaker 5: pay for it.
Speaker 1: So but after a while I will start paying. But no,
Speaker 1: just not in the beginning, because I want to record it.
Speaker 3: Some of these niggas be pimps.
Speaker 2: Man, you gotta be careful even letting niggas know you
Speaker 2: got money for real.
Speaker 5: Yeah, y'all deal with the wrongs.
Speaker 3: You just never know.
Speaker 2: You never know people until you know. You know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying, You just don't know.
Speaker 1: You know how these niggas, I know they be big Mississippi,
Speaker 1: big big.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know that when they call you big home,
Speaker 6: they want some money, right like I can.
Speaker 5: Have folks tell me they whole life story.
Speaker 6: I'm like, let me stop you short, because I got
Speaker 6: it after this story.
Speaker 3: That's why you got to ask them first. Soon as
Speaker 3: they come with the damn man, I need to pay
Speaker 3: my such and such. You gotta throw out your problems quick.
Speaker 5: I m paid.
Speaker 6: Minds, I'm broke. They'll ask you for so much money.
Speaker 6: I got folks in box me that I don't even
Speaker 6: know my car finna get repoked? Can you send me
Speaker 6: twenty nine hundred? I'm like she they send me the
Speaker 6: pitch and everything in the car. I'm like, the car
Speaker 6: not even worth that much, like the car worth fire.
Speaker 5: You need to let them repose that byby random stranger random.
Speaker 5: I'm finna get e victied. Can you see me. I'm like,
Speaker 5: where's your family? You don't even know me.
Speaker 1: Have you ever had a bleeding heart for anybody that
Speaker 1: like reached out to you? And you was like, Manna,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna help them.
Speaker 6: You know what what give me is when they do
Speaker 6: the babies. Y'alln't know if it's a scam or not. Man,
Speaker 6: my baby ain't ate or nothing.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm just trying to see how the
Speaker 1: slide in your DMS next year.
Speaker 5: I'm just better block you after this show me.
Speaker 3: Duveall literally just posted some shit like that because somebody
Speaker 3: tried to scam him a couple of months ago. They
Speaker 3: had three kids. Now they saying the same message. Now
Speaker 3: they got four kids. I don't know if they had
Speaker 3: a baby.
Speaker 6: I mean, it don't be that like twenty they be
Speaker 6: like twenty. No, they be like twenty twenty five to
Speaker 6: thirty dollars one person. I did it for one person.
Speaker 6: I'm like, this just twenty five. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm doing a good deed. Whatever happened happened.
Speaker 1: So I said, when they said they need to milk
Speaker 1: money or something like that, twenty five, what can you
Speaker 1: do with twenty five do.
Speaker 5: They won't say him like twenty five nothing I sent it.
Speaker 2: You can't do shit nowadays.
Speaker 1: You ever had a I'm in a BYD Nate kind
Speaker 1: of moment where a woman was like, you don't give
Speaker 1: me that money and I just throw you this pussy
Speaker 1: real quick. Never never, you wouldn't tell us if.
Speaker 5: You would you, I haven't, for real, I haven't.
Speaker 6: I don't know if they don't do it because they
Speaker 6: think I'm gonna blastem, but nah, I don't never have.
Speaker 5: None like that.
Speaker 1: That heavyweight from Detroit, go get you next time.
Speaker 6: She is never gonna say it because I'm probably going
Speaker 6: if I get book on the do my shows on Zoom,
Speaker 6: she will never see me Again't have to worry about.
Speaker 1: That, goodness.
Speaker 3: So listen, we have a segment in our show, right
Speaker 3: dumb Bitch Stories, and then you know the male side
Speaker 3: of that is simp serious, easy way to say this.
Speaker 3: So it's just just for you to give us a
Speaker 3: time where you got played by the opposite sex, the
Speaker 3: same sex but opposite sex, a simp story.
Speaker 1: Oh don't tell us no ship from high school either.
Speaker 2: We always have to make that discone this.
Speaker 5: From high school. This when I was on before.
Speaker 1: Comedy, Niggas always like I don't have nothing like.
Speaker 3: Out here.
Speaker 1: The women always got recent story, but men always talk
Speaker 1: about when I was in the tenth girl.
Speaker 5: So slick though, let me tell you somebody me. You can't.
Speaker 6: I wanna say sleep. You can't play me because I'm
Speaker 6: already hip to females. I got two sisters. They put
Speaker 6: me on game, so you can't play me already, see.
Speaker 1: Like the bullshit before I come, I'll.
Speaker 5: Be in class with my sisters.
Speaker 1: So what happened in tenth grade? Tell us what happened ten?
Speaker 5: Not ten? Seventh grade? Nah, I can't. I can't tell you.
Speaker 1: You ain't never had nobody, You ain't never flew nobody
Speaker 1: out and the it was on some bullshit went off
Speaker 1: with somebody else.
Speaker 5: No, No, I don't got no story like that. I'm sorry,
Speaker 5: I ain't got nothing like that.
Speaker 3: Boo, nigga boo.
Speaker 2: I feel like you lying.
Speaker 5: I'm not lying.
Speaker 3: Everybody gets played. What how long y'all been together? Because
Speaker 3: maybe that's why you don't want to tell it.
Speaker 6: No, it's a story I can't tell because the girl
Speaker 6: following me, and I don't want her to know that.
Speaker 6: So this was oo, No, this was this is a
Speaker 6: long time ago before Clement, So yeah, she followed me.
Speaker 5: I actually did that story before.
Speaker 1: On on do it again?
Speaker 5: I can't.
Speaker 6: She said, I heard her feelings, so I'm serious though,
Speaker 6: and I didn't know she was following me.
Speaker 3: But well, it.
Speaker 1: Sounded like it was her fault while her feelings hurt.
Speaker 5: I told the story like.
Speaker 3: So, well, we got a dumb bitch story from one
Speaker 3: of our listeners. So she says, uh, I tricked my
Speaker 3: grandma into refinancing her home for four years. Excuse me,
Speaker 3: refinancing her home four years ago, and I spent the
Speaker 3: money on plastic surgery, skin treatments, and a new wardrobe.
Speaker 3: It was an investment to earn more at the club
Speaker 3: and or marry a rich man. That didn't happen.
Speaker 2: My husband faked, faked his rich lifestyle and it's poor.
Speaker 3: I plan to leave him. COVID hit and I didn't
Speaker 3: have money. I didn't make any money dancing in the club. Meanwhile,
Speaker 3: my grandma's mortgage has doubled and she doesn't understand why
Speaker 3: she may.
Speaker 2: Lose her home and will have to live with us.
Speaker 3: My husband is cool with it, but I can't take
Speaker 3: care of a dementia person while I'm trying to get
Speaker 3: a better life for myself. Advice, Well, you.
Speaker 5: Should have took that demention money.
Speaker 1: In here all right, you're going to hell granma.
Speaker 5: To get a room. Man, you took that money.
Speaker 6: You're gonna have to deal with that and get her
Speaker 6: the master bedroom because that's her house now.
Speaker 1: Period.
Speaker 5: Give me her name, give.
Speaker 3: Me your nigga. Don't deserve nothing.
Speaker 1: No, that's evil. That's really evil to do that to
Speaker 1: your own granny. Shame on you whoever who sent that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: sh it, don't work out.
Speaker 5: Look out.
Speaker 3: People ask like.
Speaker 6: A celebrity story, you know, and see I asked everybody
Speaker 6: your grandma got dementia.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of people with dementia right now.
Speaker 1: Ship. I have one last question for you. What advice
Speaker 1: would you give people who are trying to start like
Speaker 1: doing comedy on social media and then transition to stand
Speaker 1: up and things like that.
Speaker 5: Get out the way. It ain't enough room for y'all.
Speaker 5: Move out of my way. Y'all blocking the spots and stuff.
Speaker 5: Get out the way. Ain't no room for you.
Speaker 6: Career, it's already full. Go do something else, Go cut
Speaker 6: grass or something. We do not need y'all holding up
Speaker 6: the spots for us dreams y'all.
Speaker 5: Career nah, I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 6: I just tell people that that's something you want to do.
Speaker 6: Try take that step. You never know where you might
Speaker 6: end up. That's what I did, Like I never thought
Speaker 6: i'd be doing this, So pray about it and go forward.
Speaker 6: If God tell you different, get out of our weight,
Speaker 6: because we got this.
Speaker 5: We don't need no more help.
Speaker 1: What's next for you?
Speaker 5: Move?
Speaker 6: This period is in Vo solvers cartoons all that I
Speaker 6: can see you doing.
Speaker 3: That definitely the cartoon, yes, because the animal videos, Oh
Speaker 3: my god, like how you come up with that ship?
Speaker 6: I just I normally just prints record and just say
Speaker 6: whatever on my mind, like it's no rehearsal or nothing.
Speaker 5: I'm mute the video none. I muted it and just
Speaker 5: go straight through one tape.
Speaker 1: One takes a while. That's the talent for sure, because
Speaker 1: them monkey videos be hilarious, the monkeys and the baby,
Speaker 1: and oh my god, I'd be dying.
Speaker 3: You're crazy, all right?
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Speaker 6: the real Curvel Clay. It's gonna pop up Facebook, Instagram,
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Speaker 1: City is the shows like where are you gonna be
Speaker 1: at next where? They can come see.
Speaker 5: Yeah, click the link in my bio. I mean everywhere.
Speaker 5: I'm everywhere. I'm going every weekend, all sum along.
Speaker 3: So this episode comes out on Thursday, So we are
Speaker 3: gonna be at like Thursday Friday next week.
Speaker 5: They know how y'all?
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh hi yo, y'all come see them, guy.
Speaker 5: It's already sold out.
Speaker 1: But next time, next time, you guys.
Speaker 3: All right, y'all, we really appreciate you man for pulling
Speaker 3: up and we talked back.
Speaker 5: Yes, we do, thank you all for I love this environment.
Speaker 3: It's nice.
Speaker 1: It's nice, right, it's a good And we're gonna come
Speaker 1: hang out with you tonight. We're gonna come watch the show. No,
Speaker 1: we're coming to the show in the front.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna make sure y'all in the front.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna sit right up in the front, and
Speaker 1: we're gonna try to go out after y'all trying to
Speaker 1: hang out.
Speaker 6: First of all, not with you because you broll me
Speaker 6: old p nuts, So I already.
Speaker 5: Know she's gonna try to go to a hole in
Speaker 5: the wall. We'll go somewhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm coming to that's okay.
Speaker 5: Like we got this list about to check out. We
Speaker 5: get in there. It's numbers and you see this. This
Speaker 5: is a nursing home.
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