1 00:00:01,280 --> 00:00:03,480 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:06,360 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the 3 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:13,400 Speaker 1: subject my frumpy friend needs a makeover. My frumpy friend 4 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:16,959 Speaker 1: needs a makeover? All right, yeah, frump I'm gonna sending 5 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:20,720 Speaker 1: this strawberry let out. What do you mean? Yeah? I 6 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:27,160 Speaker 1: got some friends need whatever. Yeah, right now, the nephew 7 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:33,320 Speaker 1: is here with today's prank phone break phone call from 8 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:36,640 Speaker 1: me every yeah, right now, the nephew is here with 9 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:39,319 Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. I think I got it right 10 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:42,000 Speaker 1: that time. What you got for us? Now? If you 11 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:44,919 Speaker 1: can't talk straight at the bob shop? And where can 12 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:50,960 Speaker 1: you talk straight? Or on the show? This is the 13 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:55,840 Speaker 1: bob Shop? Brady? How are you doing? Man? My name 14 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:57,400 Speaker 1: is Dennis. Man. I got a hack from you a 15 00:00:57,400 --> 00:01:01,920 Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago. Ye hey, listen, um, I wanted 16 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:04,320 Speaker 1: to get an appointment with you man. Uh like I said, 17 00:01:04,319 --> 00:01:05,680 Speaker 1: I was there a couple of weeks ago. Man, my 18 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:07,959 Speaker 1: first time getting hair cut from you, did real, real 19 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:09,840 Speaker 1: good jobs. I want to say thank you for that. 20 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:14,800 Speaker 1: All right, Okay, do you have any um any time 21 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:20,880 Speaker 1: available on Thursday? Yeah? Yeah, for sure. What's what's your 22 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:24,600 Speaker 1: name here? Bro? Dennis? Man. Dennis. Okay, Dennis, what I 23 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:27,880 Speaker 1: can get Dennis about three o'clock, man, something of that nature. 24 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:29,680 Speaker 1: I mean, you know I only work appointments. You know, 25 00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:35,200 Speaker 1: three o'clock you'll be there. Ye okay, Hey, I got 26 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:37,840 Speaker 1: a little bit of situation though, man. That happened last 27 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:40,199 Speaker 1: time I was there. I kind of wanted to talk 28 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:42,759 Speaker 1: to you about it, man, because it kind of called 29 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:45,560 Speaker 1: me off guard. So I want to do how let 30 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:47,919 Speaker 1: you man and see if we could rectify the problem. 31 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:50,320 Speaker 1: For I came back up there. What happened? What's somebody 32 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:54,320 Speaker 1: dispect your something? I mean, what else to do? What? What? Um? 33 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:57,120 Speaker 1: It really was somebody? Man? It was it? It was 34 00:01:57,160 --> 00:02:00,560 Speaker 1: it was actually you me whoa? I mean, what's hap? 35 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,000 Speaker 1: He is? Deal? Man? When you was cutting my hair, 36 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:06,040 Speaker 1: when it when it was time to turn the chair, 37 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:09,960 Speaker 1: you didn't turn the chair with with with with with 38 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:13,040 Speaker 1: your hand man. See Brady, man, you you turned the 39 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:17,720 Speaker 1: chair with your with your private part. Oh, come on safe. 40 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:20,200 Speaker 1: I mean I'm a professional man. I've been doing this 41 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:24,280 Speaker 1: fifteen years, right right. I don't think it's anything deliberate, man. 42 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:27,120 Speaker 1: I think you just do it unconsciously man, because you 43 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:29,640 Speaker 1: know you'd be leaning over on the chair cutting, and 44 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:32,280 Speaker 1: I think you don't realize, you know, you'd be turning 45 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,960 Speaker 1: the chair with your private part instead of doing it 46 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,880 Speaker 1: with your hand. Man, And see, my hand got caught 47 00:02:37,919 --> 00:02:40,440 Speaker 1: out there, and I saw it out the corner my eyes. 48 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:42,680 Speaker 1: I saw your private part coming towards my hand. I 49 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:46,760 Speaker 1: moved it just in time. You understand, but not not 50 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:50,160 Speaker 1: see then I'm not understanding something. But because I don't, 51 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,480 Speaker 1: I don't. We don't operate like that, mind, yes, because 52 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:55,440 Speaker 1: you know I don't make mistakes like that. But I mean, 53 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:57,080 Speaker 1: you know, I don't know you. You're sure you're talking 54 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:59,200 Speaker 1: to the right person, man, Yeah, I mean, ain't you 55 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,600 Speaker 1: the third on the right when you walk in the door. 56 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:04,760 Speaker 1: Yeah that's correct. Okay that one time about man? And 57 00:03:04,919 --> 00:03:07,040 Speaker 1: you cut me two weeks ago, and like I said, 58 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:08,600 Speaker 1: I really like my hair cut. So I want to 59 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:11,280 Speaker 1: call back and rectify this problem. But you know, you 60 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,360 Speaker 1: gotta turn the chair with your hand and not your 61 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:16,440 Speaker 1: pride part. If not, be gonna have a problem. Okay, bro, 62 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:20,240 Speaker 1: Now I feel it, and I understand your your complaint 63 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:23,240 Speaker 1: and everything. I mean, I'm not understanding what you're saying, 64 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:25,560 Speaker 1: but I don't do that, you know. But I mean 65 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:27,520 Speaker 1: we we will be glad to you know what I'm thinking. 66 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:30,280 Speaker 1: You another cutter whatever you understand, man, you know, but 67 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:33,959 Speaker 1: but I don't move nobody know around with my problem. Man, 68 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:37,200 Speaker 1: So that's just not being okay. I understand what you're saying, 69 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:39,800 Speaker 1: but I want you to hear what I'm saying. If 70 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:43,000 Speaker 1: you put your private on there at all when I 71 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:46,800 Speaker 1: come in there Thursday, then I promise you're gonna jump 72 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:49,200 Speaker 1: up and we're gonna have a problem. Well let's see 73 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:52,400 Speaker 1: not now now right there, And I'm not I'm not 74 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,760 Speaker 1: feeling that jump up having a problem because you know, 75 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:56,680 Speaker 1: you don't really know me like that. But you know 76 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,680 Speaker 1: what I mean. I'm trying to be professional here and 77 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:01,720 Speaker 1: and solve a little issue that you got your understanding. 78 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:04,720 Speaker 1: But all this jumping up and stuff you're talking about doing, 79 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:07,600 Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm trying to come in and get 80 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,040 Speaker 1: a nice hair cut and walk out with a nice 81 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:12,640 Speaker 1: hair cut. What I don't want to do. It's come 82 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:15,360 Speaker 1: down there, you're leaning over put your private part. Well, 83 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:17,280 Speaker 1: I got my arms in my hands and I got 84 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:21,279 Speaker 1: help you. Now that's what I don't dude. You're starting, 85 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:23,440 Speaker 1: You're touching the wrong talking about what you're talking about. 86 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:26,400 Speaker 1: I'm teuching you wrong. You touched me wrong two weeks 87 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:28,760 Speaker 1: ago when you put your private on my hand. Man, 88 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:32,840 Speaker 1: I don't want to touch you. Say what I don't know? 89 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:38,840 Speaker 1: You know, dog all I'm trying to say. You're the 90 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:41,120 Speaker 1: brother trying to come in and get his hair cut 91 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:43,680 Speaker 1: and walk out fitting like a man, and not walk 92 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:46,920 Speaker 1: out feeling violated. Man, because you didn't turn the chair 93 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:49,560 Speaker 1: with your private part all up against my head and 94 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:56,000 Speaker 1: my elbow and stuff. Man, I'm saying, you know I'm 95 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:58,560 Speaker 1: trying to talk to you, but now you don't run 96 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:01,440 Speaker 1: me wrong out here and you understand it, but ain't 97 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:03,839 Speaker 1: no punk flying that? Then keep it off my hand knee. 98 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:07,960 Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, man Well said, Oh here 99 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:09,920 Speaker 1: you bring your stupid so he I'm gonna tell you 100 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:16,880 Speaker 1: right now. You understanding, and look quicker over here, salon, 101 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:22,120 Speaker 1: it's a botherer shop. I hear what you're saying. But 102 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:24,240 Speaker 1: let me explain something. You. We're using your hips and 103 00:05:24,279 --> 00:05:28,280 Speaker 1: your private section like a pining ball machine. And I'm 104 00:05:28,279 --> 00:05:30,320 Speaker 1: gonna tell you right now I will put something on you. 105 00:05:30,839 --> 00:05:36,800 Speaker 1: You come on, you understand me. Come dude, I'm just 106 00:05:36,839 --> 00:05:39,160 Speaker 1: trying to come and get a hack cut. I'm trying 107 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:40,760 Speaker 1: to get a hair cut and walk out of there 108 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,760 Speaker 1: like a man. Feel it like a man. I open you. 109 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:46,799 Speaker 1: I'm gonna open you up. Boy, do you wanna stand now? 110 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:51,360 Speaker 1: You know? Now? Come on? Tell you to do something 111 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:54,760 Speaker 1: to your what's you want to be? This is a 112 00:05:54,839 --> 00:06:00,240 Speaker 1: barber shop. Good you understand me? Unders hold? What fun 113 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:07,520 Speaker 1: I got on? I got somebody have a running back. 114 00:06:07,839 --> 00:06:12,360 Speaker 1: You're gonna come over here too? Straight? You did? I 115 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:16,800 Speaker 1: don't do it. I don't do it? You feel you know? What? 116 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:19,640 Speaker 1: What is you? Mane? You'll come up? Yeah, come on, 117 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:24,480 Speaker 1: pillcommize yourself and you come up to you. Okay, Okay, 118 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:26,680 Speaker 1: I'm gonna put my real name on my shirt. Then 119 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:29,120 Speaker 1: you want to know what my real name? That's what's up? 120 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,480 Speaker 1: That's what's up? Okay? Then you might want to you 121 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:33,120 Speaker 1: want you want to know what name gonna be on 122 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:36,440 Speaker 1: the shirt? I want to know? Like then the name 123 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:39,800 Speaker 1: on the shirt is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey 124 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:59,599 Speaker 1: Morning Show. Man, Say oh man, say bro my bad man. 125 00:07:01,279 --> 00:07:03,400 Speaker 1: I got one more thing to ask you, man, what 126 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:06,360 Speaker 1: is what is the baddest and I mean the baddest 127 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:18,480 Speaker 1: radio show in the lad every man has gone through 128 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:23,440 Speaker 1: this folded. You can you actually keep your in your 129 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:25,560 Speaker 1: lap because you don't want to be on the on 130 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:28,520 Speaker 1: the armrest of the chair because you know when your 131 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:31,160 Speaker 1: bob was trying to move that phone with his mid section. 132 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:36,240 Speaker 1: That's not it's it's a little uncomfortable. Sometimes. I don't 133 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:38,400 Speaker 1: want to the barbershop in a a long time, but we 134 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:43,320 Speaker 1: sits on our hands now. It's been a wild Junior, 135 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:52,240 Speaker 1: I ain't a lot to you. Uh here, j been 136 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:55,560 Speaker 1: fourteen years since I had a haircut, man, it been 137 00:07:55,600 --> 00:08:01,960 Speaker 1: that Long's that haircut that was doing was a Christmas vacation. 138 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:06,320 Speaker 1: You haven't had a hair cut. But when you went bald, 139 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:09,800 Speaker 1: I was pregnant. Yeah that I was going to say 140 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:12,920 Speaker 1: it had something to do with because you you called 141 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:18,400 Speaker 1: Mesha twelve. She'll be thirteen in January. Yeah, but right, 142 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:21,640 Speaker 1: I'm telling you because you was like, I cut my hair, 143 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:24,760 Speaker 1: Yeah I was. I was forty nine years old when 144 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:26,960 Speaker 1: I come. Yeah, because it was for your fiftieth birthday, 145 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:29,840 Speaker 1: because she was born. My fifty birthday was coming, but 146 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:32,160 Speaker 1: I cut it in Christmas while I was forty nine. 147 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:38,599 Speaker 1: Exactly excited. Yeah, you were so excited about that you 148 00:08:38,679 --> 00:08:40,680 Speaker 1: were like, I did it. I did it, I kind 149 00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:47,480 Speaker 1: of And you sent us pictures the Freedom Man, because 150 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:49,720 Speaker 1: do you know how long it took me to cut 151 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:52,240 Speaker 1: my hair like that? Every time I cut it that 152 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:59,120 Speaker 1: raised a line across your front scissor cut spray, Yeah, yes, 153 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:03,480 Speaker 1: all along minutes, three times a weekend when I was 154 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:08,559 Speaker 1: on TV. Five haircuts a week Wow, m hm. And 155 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:10,480 Speaker 1: you had a lot of hats all right coming up 156 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:14,880 Speaker 1: now thinking of you. Today's Strawberry Letters subject my frumpy 157 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:17,520 Speaker 1: friend needs to make over. We'll get into it right 158 00:09:17,559 --> 00:09:21,360 Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.