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Speaker 1: will Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come

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Speaker 1: been to me? You know? Today? Let me get right

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Speaker 1: mind you're listening. Ladies and gentlemen, monkey trainers, baboons, contactoness

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Speaker 1: it's up, Shirley, Hello, Steve. How are you doing? What's up? Calling?

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Speaker 1: Hey Steve? What's up? Crew? Yeah, I'm up? Junior everybody,

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Speaker 1: This that I'm saying about to say is directed directly

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Speaker 1: to do? You have several remedies? You know the juice

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Speaker 1: same thing for kill Junior. Hey, if Junior have prices, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he needs to be juice. No boy, juice. We got

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Speaker 1: it's gonna keep? First of all? Yes, yeah, all shoes laughs,

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Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning showing. You know what, you

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Speaker 1: just got pranked by man. Y'all just got you. Y'all

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Speaker 1: like hey, pin up in his damn house with drawns ooh, man,

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Speaker 1: it got off. It's a leash, chump to a piece

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Speaker 1: of the boy's thumb. That's crazy. According to the Florida

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Speaker 1: Wildlife Commission, Jojo, the monkey, who was a regular at

424
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Speaker 1: the restaurant, was laying Yeah, it was playing calmly with

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Speaker 1: the eight year old when something startled him and he

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Speaker 1: bit down, breaking the skin. The owners of Carrabas said

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Speaker 1: they would no longer allow monkeys on. Absolutely no. If

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Speaker 1: you're biting boys fingers, Jojo, you got to go, Joe,

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Speaker 1: Jo Joe. Joe's a regular though. Yeah, I want to

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Speaker 1: storry him that he bit the little boy's finger though

431
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Speaker 1: his thumb. I wonder what startled him, Yeah, don't tell him. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: where's the restaurant that lets a money. Yeah, yeah, I

433
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Speaker 1: mean I know in LA people can bring their dogs

434
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Speaker 1: and you know, in the restaurants and everything. But I've

435
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Speaker 1: never heard of a monkey ever. And I don't want

436
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Speaker 1: anybody in LA to hear this story. They might change

437
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Speaker 1: the laws in LA. I know it was Michael Jackson.

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Speaker 1: They had a monkey, Bubble. Nobody else had a money. Uh.

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Speaker 1: But I don't know that he took Bubbles to restaurants.

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Speaker 1: He took bubbles unca. Steve is the one that knows.

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00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 1: Did he take Bubble's places? No, he took Bubba somewhere

442
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Speaker 1: out in public, going time Bubble. That for Wait what

443
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Speaker 1: he wasn't used to know? Uh huh. You've seen pictures

444
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Speaker 1: with Mike with that monkey out with a little suit.

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00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 1: I'm dressed like, hey, Tommy, he did take Tommy. You

446
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Speaker 1: remember gay y'all him clothes? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, Bubbles clothes,

447
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 1: you got any clothes? Time to stop it. Damn, I'm

448
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:44,960
Speaker 1: gonna want to stop this. Jay. Wait a minute. But

449
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 1: coming from a monkey for they that's why I hear

450
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Speaker 1: eggs that's allergic, you know, and put them on. That's

451
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 1: what made the pans be short enough for you. Wow,

452
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:19,400
Speaker 1: and you kept that little jacket, didn't you, Because he

453
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 1: didn't know he had a bubble jacket. I remember saying

454
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Speaker 1: to myself, you don't I fly. I hosted Fly. It's

455
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Speaker 1: a different look for Tommy. But I'm not gonna sit

456
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:38,479
Speaker 1: here and take all each other. I'm gonna move over there, Tommy.

457
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:45,760
Speaker 1: I'm team Tammy. Damn it? Did he really get you

458
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Speaker 1: clothes from bubbles? Did he really get you clothes from bubbles?

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Speaker 1: You just look back at your outfit first year, you did.

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Speaker 1: I had a bubble suit on. All right, listen while

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Speaker 1: you guys do Michael. All right, Steve, let's go ahead

462
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Speaker 1: and transfer on over to miss Danne. Ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: without further ado, our very own talented informative, Miss Anne Tripp. Thanks,

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Speaker 1: thank you, Steve. This is morning, and this is Anne

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Speaker 1: Trip with the news. Morning, everybody out there. President Trump's

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Speaker 1: former national security advisor, retired General Michael Flynn, was scheduled

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Speaker 1: to be sentenced yesterday for lying to the FBI about

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Speaker 1: his dealings with Russia. However, the judge has rescheduled everything

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Speaker 1: for next year, for March. Actually, Flynn told the judge

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Speaker 1: that he knew that lying to the Fez was wrong.

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Speaker 1: He stood by his guilty plea, but US District Judge Mt.

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Speaker 1: Sullivan told Flynn that he was disgusted by Flynn's behavior.

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Speaker 1: He added that quote, arguably, you sold out your country.

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Speaker 1: Flynn's lawyer said that he was still cooperating with the

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Speaker 1: government on another case. Meanwhile, prosecutors have recommended no jail

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Speaker 1: time for Flynn. That judge says he won't necessarily be

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Speaker 1: bound by that. Outside the courthouse, though, General Flynn did

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Speaker 1: have his supporters. But there are also those who remember

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Speaker 1: when General Flynn led a Trump rally chant against Hillary

480
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 1: Clinton and sent a similar one right back at him.

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Speaker 1: That's why they were saying, lock him up, Lock him up.

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Speaker 1: According to documents obtained by The New York Times, the

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Speaker 1: Trump administration plans to get rid of Obama era policies

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Speaker 1: aimed at making sure that black and brown children are

485
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Speaker 1: not punished more severely than white kids are for the

486
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 1: same offenses. That's something that's borne out in the statistics,

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00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 1: by the way, and the decision reportedly marks the culmination

488
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,920
Speaker 1: of almost a year long effort by Trump people in

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Speaker 1: the way of the massacre at Florida's Marjorie Stone in

490
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Speaker 1: High School when seventeen students and staff members was shot

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Speaker 1: to death. Now, the original focus was supposed to be

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Speaker 1: on gun control. However, The New York Times says that

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Speaker 1: almost immediately that changed to a focus on mister Obama's

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Speaker 1: school discipline policies, despite the fact that not one of

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Speaker 1: the nation's high profile mass shootings was perpetrated by a

496
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Speaker 1: black student, not one, and Trump's education secretary, the Boss

497
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Speaker 1: is not only recommending the scrapping of the Obama era

498
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Speaker 1: guidance rules intended to reduce racial discrimination in school discipline,

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Speaker 1: but she also wants to arm school staff. According to

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Speaker 1: Senate Intelligence Committee reports, Russian operatives aggressively targeted Black Americans

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Speaker 1: over social media in twenty sixteen, trying to discourage them

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00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 1: from voting so as to help Donald Trump get elected.

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Speaker 1: The reports also revealed that since Trump's election, Moscow has

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00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:27,320
Speaker 1: been using the Internet to inflame racial tensions and pushed

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Speaker 1: Trump's social agenda, and that while some other ethnic and

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Speaker 1: religious groups were also the focus of one or two

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Speaker 1: Facebook pages and Instagram accounts, that the black community was

508
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:40,560
Speaker 1: targeted by dozens. It's something. Department of Justice has officially

509
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 1: found out that bump stocks are essentially machine guns and

510
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:46,680
Speaker 1: are legal. The GoJ amended regulations for the Bureau of

511
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Speaker 1: Alcohol to bacque with firearms. Fox TV hosts Tucker Carlson

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00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,720
Speaker 1: lost a bunch of advertisers for his show Tucker Carlson

513
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:57,319
Speaker 1: after saying immigrants make the US dirtier and poorer and sad. News.

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Speaker 1: Actress and director Penny Marshall has died. She's probably best

515
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 1: remembered as Laverne from the sitcom Laverne Shirley's. Penny Marshall

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Speaker 1: was seventy five years older. Now back to the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You're listening show? All right, y'all, Uh,

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Speaker 1: it's time, j Anthony Brown. What you got We're gonna

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Speaker 1: murder hit today? Where we got? We got one for you,

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00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,880
Speaker 1: Steve and everybody. A lot of people have decided not

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00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:29,759
Speaker 1: to let the King goes go the can hat, which

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00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 1: is cool, but they're still wearing them backwards and that's

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00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:37,239
Speaker 1: just that's not cool. So this is dedicated to those

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Speaker 1: people who will not let the King go go. The

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Speaker 1: Sun goes out to George Wallace, My Road Up, Van,

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Speaker 1: Samuel L. Jackson, L. L. Cool, James Elliott, Last, but

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00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:11,920
Speaker 1: not least, Lebron James. Right, you tring me back to

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Speaker 1: another place in time when I had a heline. Time

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Speaker 1: will long with Jane, but you keep me the same

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Speaker 1: My cancay, you're my can whoacame? No stounds like mine?

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Speaker 1: People say out of date. I really need to dress,

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Speaker 1: not for you're on mormaids. They're all wrong because I'm cool,

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Speaker 1: my kid. Oh, I can't let go? Who come only?

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Speaker 1: KINGO is a nice head and George yours is way

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Speaker 1: too small small dude, it's way too damn song. Come on, man,

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Speaker 1: nobody white is gonna tell you this too small? Can't no, no,

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Speaker 1: can't go king no again? Laid Bess right there? That

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Speaker 1: is right there. Damn your elder. Yeah, George, George and

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00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:09,839
Speaker 1: George is too small. Coming up more of the Steve

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00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:14,920
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening to show.

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Speaker 1: All right, guys, it's time for comedy routlets. Jay. You

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Speaker 1: want to explain it, real question. It's very simple. It's

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Speaker 1: very simple. Our comedy ability gets tested every week. Tell

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Speaker 1: you what you do? Give us five stuff to put

545
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 1: them on a wheel, spending wheel with a wheel stop.

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00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,560
Speaker 1: We'll do the damn thing and we'll do it fast.

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00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,279
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. I got the categories, all right.

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Speaker 1: First one, I think this eggnog has gone bad. That

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00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 1: all right? Now that's a thin ass Santa. Next one,

550
00:39:54,160 --> 00:40:00,759
Speaker 1: Ho ho ho. Yeah. People don't decorate like they used to.

551
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:04,360
Speaker 1: And there's nothing under the tree. Let's go spend the

552
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 1: whale crystal. But do you think it's don't stop, then't kill?

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Speaker 1: I don't know which one. People don't decorate like they

554
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:21,800
Speaker 1: used to. People who don't they don't decorate decorate. People

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00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,440
Speaker 1: used to go all out back in the day. Remember

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00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:26,879
Speaker 1: them big hot ass light bubs they used to put

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Speaker 1: on the tree, the big one, the sixty waters Man,

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Speaker 1: you want to you don't have to use heat during

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00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 1: the one a time just landing your tree and your

560
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:41,359
Speaker 1: your whole living room was heated. Man, you're all out

561
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,279
Speaker 1: like they don't go all out like that. You out

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00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 1: each watered them lights, wanting them lights look like a

563
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:52,080
Speaker 1: table spoon, remember, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll tell you why

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00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:53,520
Speaker 1: they don't take great like they use. You know, you

565
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 1: can go to the neighborhood and all our houses be

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00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 1: lit up, stuff all in the yard. Who is the

567
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 1: lay this person? That just little bush? Who did that?

568
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 1: They just put lights on the bush, sh lamb on

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00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:11,000
Speaker 1: the date. Ain't no paddy tool and then they go

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00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:12,960
Speaker 1: right back in the house like we're got to clap

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00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 1: from it. I remember when you used to actually get

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00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 1: your tree flocked to remember that. Yeah, they take the

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00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 1: white stuff and spraying on your too. You took the

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00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:28,400
Speaker 1: time to wait to get your tree flocked. Now they

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00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,879
Speaker 1: just put a raggedy green tree in the living room

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00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:35,840
Speaker 1: and that's it. Just they don't care like tree. What

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00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:38,680
Speaker 1: happened to them a little bit in Reese that they

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00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 1: used to hang in the window with the one candle

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00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 1: in the room, but it was electric and it flickered

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00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:51,439
Speaker 1: and I missed it. We had them in all three

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00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:54,600
Speaker 1: of our windows. Yeah, you got an activity scene in

582
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 1: your living room. But none of the wise man's got

583
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:59,879
Speaker 1: hands because it hadn't broke off. But you don't care,

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00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:04,680
Speaker 1: damn But ain't none of the way, none of the

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00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:09,200
Speaker 1: hill stay got no hands. The hands. I'll tell you what.

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00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 1: You never walk in tobody the house for Christmas. You're

587
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,399
Speaker 1: going over there and you're looking at the Christmas tree

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00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:17,440
Speaker 1: and you can see the metal pole in the middle.

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00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:21,080
Speaker 1: Why why y'all didn't put all the pieces over the

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00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 1: him tree. You're looking, I can see the tree is

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00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 1: so dry. Ain't he got no water? What is going on?

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00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:37,960
Speaker 1: The tripolate Christmas tree? Christmas? All the little bristles done.

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00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 1: You ain't putting no water. The lights is weighing down

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00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 1: ranches wherever the silver sickles little pencils where used to

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00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:53,840
Speaker 1: throw all over the tree and making hand. Yeah, and

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00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,239
Speaker 1: you take them out one at the time and put

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00:42:56,320 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 1: them back in the box. And year last one. People

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00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:07,719
Speaker 1: don't remember the Nativity scene that used to get put

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00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 1: outside in the y'all. Yes, but every time you passed

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Speaker 1: by a hood Nativity scene you had to explain it

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00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:25,080
Speaker 1: to the kids because items was always missing. First of all,

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00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 1: the wise men walked because we didn't have the money

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00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:35,360
Speaker 1: for the camels. Secondly, we couldn't use a baby Jesus

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00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 1: this year because but Linda wanted a cabbage patch dial.

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Speaker 1: So that's in the box. Up May the Mary and

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00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 1: Joseph is two pictures of Deacon Patterson and Sister porter A.

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00:43:56,800 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 1: People don't decorate. It ain't no, ain't in the main, Jim.

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00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 1: It's just looking like burlap. Sat We're gonna have money

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Speaker 1: for the head prank call coming up, decks. You're listening

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of

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Speaker 1: the hour, right about four minutes after the hour. Get

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00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:20,400
Speaker 1: ready for today's Strawberry letter. But up next, nephew Tommy,

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Speaker 1: what do you have in the print? Call archives? Surely?

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Speaker 1: What so? I gotta say? Before my daddy left you

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Speaker 1: Can I have your kidney? He ran that in his

616
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Speaker 1: truck over in Can I have your kidney? Take a

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Speaker 1: listen class. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a brother Conny.

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Speaker 1: This is Kindly. How are you doing bro? This is

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Speaker 1: Deacon Patterson called him from the church. How you doing today,

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Speaker 1: Deacon Patterson? Yeah, you're doing fun and you see up side,

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Speaker 1: I'm doing good, doing good, and you know the church

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00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:57,920
Speaker 1: is behind you on what you're going through. When we

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Speaker 1: were praying for you, man, we know all the about

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00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:02,840
Speaker 1: to You know you're going in the surgeon on Friday

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00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 1: to get your get your prancers removed. So I wanted

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00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:07,800
Speaker 1: to give you a call, man, have a word of

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00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:10,320
Speaker 1: prayer and let you know that we all are pulling

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00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:12,800
Speaker 1: for you, and we know that that the man upstairs

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Speaker 1: is gonna pull you through this successful where God bless

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00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:18,440
Speaker 1: and keep you. Uh that Deacon, God, blessing keep you

631
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 1: because I tell you I'm going through something here. Me

632
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 1: and my wife we've been talking about it and we've

633
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,240
Speaker 1: been praying on it, and it she was a wonderful

634
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:27,360
Speaker 1: thing to know that your church is with you and

635
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:30,759
Speaker 1: y'all thinking about me in prayer. I I've really had

636
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 1: to take this, this to the Lord. This is a

637
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:35,640
Speaker 1: serious thing with me and I ain't never had an

638
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 1: operation before in my life, and I know I need it.

639
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:40,920
Speaker 1: My wife and made it clear, the doctor made it

640
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:43,280
Speaker 1: clear that I believe I'm ready to go forward. Deacons,

641
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:47,120
Speaker 1: and we don't give the victory to who the victory yourself,

642
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 1: he's the victory. He let me. Let me have a

643
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:52,480
Speaker 1: word of prayer with your brother Conor. You don't mind

644
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 1: just about your head from me. Father God, were as

645
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:58,439
Speaker 1: right now we have right now that you touch brother

646
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:01,880
Speaker 1: Connley as he goes in one please put your hands

647
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:04,920
Speaker 1: on him. We asked, Father, that you hold on to

648
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 1: the doctor that's getting ready to go and lay to

649
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:10,440
Speaker 1: put surgery on him. Yes, we asked that you make

650
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:14,279
Speaker 1: sure that the doctor it's got a strong eye on

651
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:16,880
Speaker 1: that morning walk with him. We asked that that that

652
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,720
Speaker 1: he got a steady hand when he got the scalpel

653
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:22,360
Speaker 1: in his hand. We asked that you hold on to

654
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:25,440
Speaker 1: him please as he goes into a surgeon, because we

655
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:29,800
Speaker 1: know comes side the morning, the victory gonna belong the

656
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:32,279
Speaker 1: brother Conley and the Lord. Thank you, Lord, we know

657
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 1: all of this. But we we asked that you take

658
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:38,359
Speaker 1: that pincress and you remove it out successtingly, closing back

659
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:40,920
Speaker 1: up like it will never been into the end before

660
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 1: walk with Niki. That's what we're asking. We ask your Lord.

661
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 1: At the same time that they're removing this pincres, as Lord,

662
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:50,800
Speaker 1: we asked that your reach around his backside and we

663
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:54,680
Speaker 1: asked that you touch his kidney. Lord, touch his kidney

664
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:57,080
Speaker 1: and make it hold. Make it a hundred and ten percent.

665
00:46:57,400 --> 00:46:59,759
Speaker 1: We want you to make that that kidney like it's

666
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:04,839
Speaker 1: been next best kiddnes Deacon, that's deacon, Deacon who pat

667
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 1: Dixon pass. Yes, you know you're saying they doun sir,

668
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 1: they're just nothing wrong with my kidney. Deacon. I'm doing

669
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 1: I'm doing fine. The Lord is Lord has been needed well,

670
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:15,640
Speaker 1: he's gonna work on my pacris. That's what the doctors

671
00:47:15,719 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 1: operating though. The tap me forward and that's what they're

672
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:21,319
Speaker 1: playing to remove. So really, my kidding is fine. They

673
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,279
Speaker 1: did what they called when they'm in my eyes and

674
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:25,600
Speaker 1: everything else is fine. He ain't working on nothing but

675
00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:28,719
Speaker 1: my pancres, sir, right right, right, Well, let me let

676
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:29,960
Speaker 1: me say I'm glad you brought that up with this

677
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 1: this this wouldn't want I call you, huh. Of course

678
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:36,520
Speaker 1: I did call the prey for you. Yes, that you know,

679
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 1: because I want to make you know that that that

680
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 1: that you make it through this successfully. But what another

681
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 1: the reason why I'm getting round it is hire is

682
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:45,360
Speaker 1: uh what I want to ask you? And I know

683
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:47,640
Speaker 1: we we you know, we've never met face to face.

684
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 1: I've seen you a couple of times, like I said,

685
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 1: the church, but you've been out most time. Uh were

686
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:54,400
Speaker 1: you with your sickness and whatnot? But now, what what

687
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 1: I was gonna ask you was, yeah, and I know

688
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:00,279
Speaker 1: this is I hate to come at you in the

689
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 1: final hour and you're getting ready to go out certain

690
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:05,759
Speaker 1: and all that, but if you don't mind it, if

691
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,840
Speaker 1: you could see it in your heart to see to

692
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 1: do something for somebody else, yes, Uh, that's that's the

693
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 1: last where you always supposed to have those who right

694
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:18,799
Speaker 1: and I'm glad you think like that. It's not when

695
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:22,480
Speaker 1: they go in on Friday morning and remove that pinker

696
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 1: is out? Do you think that that that that they

697
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:30,880
Speaker 1: could go in and get one of your kidneys because

698
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:33,759
Speaker 1: I need one? Hold? Hold on, just met being up?

699
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 1: What do you say? What you say? See? See see

700
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:40,760
Speaker 1: what else? I've been going through myself with a little ailment.

701
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:44,320
Speaker 1: And and I'm wondering if if if I need a kidney,

702
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:45,880
Speaker 1: and I'm wondering if you can give me one of

703
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:47,839
Speaker 1: yours when they go in and get your pinker, they're

704
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,360
Speaker 1: going already to have you open. Did you say you

705
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 1: wanted them to take one of my kidneys? Yeah, and

706
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:55,319
Speaker 1: give it to me because I need one? You need

707
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:58,279
Speaker 1: a kidney? Yeah? But what I mean you already gonna

708
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:00,839
Speaker 1: be landing there open? Wait a minute, mister, you need

709
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 1: a kidney. I need help with my packers. You will

710
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 1: call me with black that man, this ain't no work

711
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 1: of the Lord. Now you say you're a deacon like

712
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:11,319
Speaker 1: I said, Dickon Patterson my name, But see what I'm

713
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 1: asking you? What you an me? Man? Brother Cornell? What

714
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:18,400
Speaker 1: harm is it? If you already open and laying on

715
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:20,640
Speaker 1: the tea Oh, you ain't heard a damn thing I saying.

716
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:24,359
Speaker 1: Have you? I said, I'll be bad. You're crazy as hell.

717
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 1: Now what I'm gonna have to do. I'm gonna need

718
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:29,319
Speaker 1: to call the pastor because he's a going on here.

719
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 1: You say you knew you man a damn new mister.

720
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 1: Matter of fact, you too damn new to know who

721
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,279
Speaker 1: you're talking to. What what? What I'm saying is you

722
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:38,719
Speaker 1: have two k two like you said. You say they

723
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:41,319
Speaker 1: did the Mr. You don't give up what I said

724
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:43,800
Speaker 1: they did. Man, I got two kidneys. You got to

725
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 1: one of yours? Bad. That's your problem. Mister. Let me

726
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 1: tell you something. I'm trying to get well, and you

727
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:51,800
Speaker 1: calling with this. You say you're a new deacon, you

728
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 1: damn show ills and you won't be at the church long.

729
00:49:54,800 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 1: I tell you that, because if I ever get close

730
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 1: to your sister, we got some rising to do. What

731
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:00,560
Speaker 1: is it gonna hurt for you to give me one

732
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:02,880
Speaker 1: of them kidnings? If both them? If both them kidneys

733
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:05,279
Speaker 1: is good, it ain't gonna hit him. Think you ain't

734
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 1: getting my kidney? Man ain't gonna what's wrong with you? Say? Man?

735
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:11,480
Speaker 1: All I'm saying is if you're gonna be oldmen laying

736
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:14,839
Speaker 1: on the table. What is it gonna hurt me? Old man?

737
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 1: You're gonna kill I'm open laying on the damn table.

738
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:19,719
Speaker 1: What count of a pray you in charge of? Mister?

739
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:21,920
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something I was I need to

740
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:23,799
Speaker 1: meet you for. I get to the hospital and now

741
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:26,239
Speaker 1: I can hit out that damn bag getting to yours.

742
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:29,440
Speaker 1: I can tell you that you're gonna feel a damn thing.

743
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:32,000
Speaker 1: How about that? I'll be damned if you're gonna call

744
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,239
Speaker 1: and talk to me out of one of my damn kidneness. Man,

745
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 1: I'm trying to live just like you. Try to let

746
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 1: the Lord take care of me, because what you're talking

747
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 1: about it ain't got a damn thing to do with Jesus.

748
00:50:40,719 --> 00:50:43,399
Speaker 1: You can kiss my and get off my phone, that's

749
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:45,400
Speaker 1: what you can do. Can I say one more thing

750
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:48,759
Speaker 1: to you? What is you listening to me? Man? And

751
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:51,440
Speaker 1: to listen to you and you ain't talking about nothing

752
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:53,959
Speaker 1: that's got nothing to do with what's going on with me. Mister,

753
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:56,359
Speaker 1: you're running the game. If I could get to y'all

754
00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:59,239
Speaker 1: put lard in your what Can I just say one

755
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:00,799
Speaker 1: more thing and then I gonna let you go as

756
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 1: you're listening for what this is, nephew timing from the

757
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your daughter.

758
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:16,799
Speaker 1: Oh Lord, have him that girl. Lord have mercy. Lord

759
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:21,440
Speaker 1: have much Jesus. And you are right, brother con man. Man,

760
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:23,279
Speaker 1: you have made me use language that I swear I

761
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:25,279
Speaker 1: don't know, but I heard my nighle's name using that.

762
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 1: Gotta stop the long time ago talking that away. Please

763
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:32,920
Speaker 1: forgive me. God him whoa y'all. I'm gonna have to

764
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:37,000
Speaker 1: lord him mercy. My heart is town painting him. Lord him, mercy, Jesus.

765
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 1: This ain't me, This ain't me. And you I'll tell

766
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:44,200
Speaker 1: you what I enjoyed Steve Hardy And if you told me,

767
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 1: I do, Brother Commy, I gotta ask you one more thing, man,

768
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:51,000
Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio

769
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:55,439
Speaker 1: show in the land. It's gotta be It's gotta be y'all.

770
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:58,319
Speaker 1: It's gotta be y'all here. I don't want even name

771
00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:02,080
Speaker 1: the name of it. Now, the Steve Steve Harbin Mortshow.

772
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:04,359
Speaker 1: Lord happen us. I ain't gonna forget it now. Now

773
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 1: that's how you make a deacon. Just go left. Questions

774
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 1: but that's how you make a deacon just state lose

775
00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:20,080
Speaker 1: his mind? Why your mind? If they rich around around,

776
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 1: give me one of your kidneys because I need one.

777
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:29,640
Speaker 1: Go out to Thomas wr mind, senior rich then please

778
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:31,879
Speaker 1: that go out to my daddy. How about that? Yeah,

779
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:36,920
Speaker 1: that's a good one. Every day Tommy every day had

780
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,800
Speaker 1: me put it on, burn it on a CD for

781
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:41,759
Speaker 1: he said, just burned that by the eight times and

782
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:45,960
Speaker 1: just let that run. That reminds me of Steve's Oregon

783
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:50,279
Speaker 1: don the joke when he gets to Heaven stuff. I'm

784
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:53,160
Speaker 1: not donating anything. Hell, Le'm gonna get my eyes away

785
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 1: from working my whole life to see Jesus not best

786
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:58,560
Speaker 1: how I gave you my eyes. I'm the only one

787
00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:03,840
Speaker 1: in heaven with a dog. All Right, we gotta go.

788
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:07,879
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter coming up next. We'll be right back. You're

789
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:11,960
Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show right now. It

790
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:14,960
Speaker 1: is time for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need

791
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:18,360
Speaker 1: advice on relationships, on dating, on work, on sex, on parenting,

792
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:21,759
Speaker 1: and more, please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve HARVEYFM

793
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Speaker 1: dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. Write Steve yep

794
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:35,799
Speaker 1: exactly and not with you. Buggle up a howl long

795
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:37,600
Speaker 1: time we got it for you. Here it is the

796
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:41,759
Speaker 1: Strawberry letter, Thank you nev. Subject my marriage is stable

797
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:46,160
Speaker 1: but stale. Dear's Stephen Shirley. I have a testimony and

798
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:49,320
Speaker 1: I need some solid advice. In the past, my husband

799
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:51,880
Speaker 1: was a scam artist and I am an ex stripper

800
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,960
Speaker 1: and call girl. We both got caught up and ended

801
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:57,960
Speaker 1: up doing time, and our family took care of our children.

802
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:01,080
Speaker 1: I got I got released from PRIs in first, and

803
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:04,120
Speaker 1: I started to rebuild our lives. When he got out,

804
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:07,520
Speaker 1: I put him through school. After that, I continued my

805
00:54:07,719 --> 00:54:10,800
Speaker 1: education and now we make decent money and have a

806
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:14,320
Speaker 1: stable home life. My husband used to be a natural hustler,

807
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:17,080
Speaker 1: but now he does not share my desire to work

808
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 1: hard and earn more money. Besides that, he has gained

809
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:24,240
Speaker 1: one hundred pounds and has turned into a couch potato.

810
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:27,880
Speaker 1: I am stuck being the dreamer, the planner, the motivator,

811
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:31,840
Speaker 1: and the brains. But my problem gets deeper. The worst

812
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 1: part is our sex life. In the past, I was

813
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:38,080
Speaker 1: used to getting gratification from multiple men, and now I'm

814
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:41,399
Speaker 1: not getting my itch properly scratched. I could step out

815
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:44,000
Speaker 1: and get great sex from other men. But I have

816
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:47,000
Speaker 1: a conscience. I don't want to keep on being miserable

817
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:50,759
Speaker 1: in this marriage with mediocre income and sex. I have

818
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:53,560
Speaker 1: talked to my husband about the sex and he apologized

819
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:56,040
Speaker 1: for not being able to satisfy me, and that was it.

820
00:54:56,719 --> 00:54:59,160
Speaker 1: So what am I supposed to do? Do I leave

821
00:54:59,239 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 1: and start over. We're taking the kids away from their

822
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:04,360
Speaker 1: stable home with your father. Or should I go ahead

823
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:09,719
Speaker 1: and cheat on my husband and stay in this stale marriage? Wow,

824
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:13,319
Speaker 1: like a dude, I know I can. I can tell

825
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:18,719
Speaker 1: your torn I think you know. But oh good, and

826
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:26,439
Speaker 1: and I can't wait to hear yours. Thank you? Oh

827
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:29,879
Speaker 1: oh oh, it sounds like you want to talk to her. Okay,

828
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:33,120
Speaker 1: here we go. These are questions really only you can answer.

829
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:35,760
Speaker 1: I mean, seriously, you've been in this marriage for a while.

830
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:41,320
Speaker 1: You guys have a sordid pass, scam artist, U stripper

831
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:44,520
Speaker 1: call girl all that, But um, you know you did,

832
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:46,680
Speaker 1: you paid your dudes, you did your time, and now,

833
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 1: like you say, you're rebuilding your lives, which is a

834
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:53,080
Speaker 1: good thing. Everyone deserves a second chance. Now you put

835
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 1: your husband through school so he has an education. There's

836
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:58,400
Speaker 1: no excuse for him not working um and then you

837
00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 1: continue to yours. You may decent money, now you have

838
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:05,800
Speaker 1: a stable home life, but your husband sounds like he's

839
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:09,400
Speaker 1: just not happy. This natural hustler in him. He's not happy.

840
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:11,759
Speaker 1: So he gained a hundred pounds, he's turned into a

841
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:15,760
Speaker 1: couch potato, and now the sex is horrible. You're saying again,

842
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:18,399
Speaker 1: these are questions only you can answer. Should you leave him?

843
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:21,160
Speaker 1: The question to you is what do you want? I mean, really,

844
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:23,160
Speaker 1: what do you want? You can have what you want,

845
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:27,680
Speaker 1: but you can't change anyone but yourself in this situation.

846
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:29,719
Speaker 1: If you want to stay there, you got to deal

847
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:33,600
Speaker 1: with trying to get your husband out of this funk,

848
00:56:33,719 --> 00:56:35,600
Speaker 1: or helping him get back on the right track. If

849
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:38,440
Speaker 1: he's gained a hundred pounds, you know, start meal planning,

850
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:41,680
Speaker 1: helping him do things like that, work out things like that,

851
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:44,080
Speaker 1: find out what's going on with him, Go to the doctor,

852
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:47,200
Speaker 1: why the weight game, talk to him about it. When

853
00:56:47,239 --> 00:56:48,840
Speaker 1: you did talk to him about it, you said he

854
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:52,439
Speaker 1: just answered you or apologizing nothing happened. I say, that's

855
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:54,040
Speaker 1: if you want to stay with him, if you love

856
00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:56,399
Speaker 1: him and all that, But if not, if you want

857
00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:58,560
Speaker 1: to walk, you know, that's what you're gonna have to do,

858
00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:01,040
Speaker 1: because it doesn't sound like he's interested in the marriage.

859
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:03,719
Speaker 1: Only you can make this, make this change. If you

860
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:06,600
Speaker 1: feel like your marriage is worth fighting for and you'll

861
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:09,279
Speaker 1: have something after you fight, then you stay. If not,

862
00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:13,000
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to walk. Steve, I don't really want

863
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:18,840
Speaker 1: to answer this now. My whole answer. I want to

864
00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:22,720
Speaker 1: take a whole other approach. A matter of fact, let

865
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:24,960
Speaker 1: me just say, surely gave you the best advice you

866
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:27,320
Speaker 1: can get. Now, let me just do what I want

867
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:31,800
Speaker 1: to do. Just do it. You don't need permission. I

868
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:37,439
Speaker 1: have a testimony. Testimonies are normally given in church. You've

869
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:41,600
Speaker 1: bypassed the church part because y'all probably don't know where

870
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:45,960
Speaker 1: the church at that because of their past. Well, in

871
00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:50,920
Speaker 1: the past, my husband was a scam artist. I'm an

872
00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:58,120
Speaker 1: ex stripper and a call girl. We both got caught

873
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 1: up and he ended up doing time, and I've family,

874
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:03,120
Speaker 1: took care of our kids. I got released from prison,

875
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:06,400
Speaker 1: first started to rebuild our lives. When he got out,

876
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:08,640
Speaker 1: I put him through school. After that, I continue my

877
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:11,640
Speaker 1: education and now we make decent money and have a

878
00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:15,480
Speaker 1: stable home life. That's good. People are allowed to make

879
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:19,240
Speaker 1: mistakes and recover. Congratulations. My husband used to be a

880
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:22,440
Speaker 1: natural hustler, but now he does not share my desire

881
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:25,840
Speaker 1: to work hard and eary more money. Besides that, he

882
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:29,480
Speaker 1: has gained one hundred pounds and turned into a couch potato.

883
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:35,200
Speaker 1: All right, let's start him. The reason he didn't gain

884
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:43,640
Speaker 1: this hundred pounds is because he stopped scamming. He was visy,

885
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:49,440
Speaker 1: his hands was getting round, he was on his feet,

886
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:53,920
Speaker 1: and it's hard to gain weight when you scared because

887
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:58,600
Speaker 1: you don't squal as much food when he's scared, scamming

888
00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:02,600
Speaker 1: ass was on edge all day. He was just like

889
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:10,040
Speaker 1: a little crackhead, just nervous man, slim in shape, fast talking.

890
00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:13,480
Speaker 1: Went to prison. He don't want to go back to prison.

891
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:15,680
Speaker 1: So now he's gonna stayed his ass on that couch

892
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:20,200
Speaker 1: and picked up a hundred. Now, Shirley, say get on

893
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:27,840
Speaker 1: the meal plan. One hundred is too five, you know, here,

894
00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:32,640
Speaker 1: damn couch potato. He's a potato couch. He's a sack

895
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:36,280
Speaker 1: of potatoes. He's a whole bunch of potatoes. He's one

896
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:42,040
Speaker 1: fat ass breaked potato. Because he done. He's sitting on

897
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:44,320
Speaker 1: that couch with that dry ass life. He don't know

898
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:49,640
Speaker 1: what to do. Hell yeah, I used to be married

899
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:51,400
Speaker 1: to a strip of n a call girl, and I

900
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:54,680
Speaker 1: was a stone cold hustle. You set up here and

901
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:59,040
Speaker 1: took as stupid ass to school, mess around, got a

902
00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:02,840
Speaker 1: damn education, and how we think some damn suburban people.

903
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:08,200
Speaker 1: I don't want this. Where are my scams at life?

904
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:12,760
Speaker 1: Suck it? Way more fun that we didn't hear punching

905
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:18,960
Speaker 1: clocks going to work. Oh man, I'm eating picked up

906
01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:23,640
Speaker 1: a hunted Oh man. Now this lady say she's stuck

907
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:25,880
Speaker 1: being the dream of the plan of the motivator and

908
01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:32,240
Speaker 1: the brains you left out, you to cook and you

909
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:35,400
Speaker 1: the personal shopping. All right, Hold it right there, Steve,

910
01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:38,040
Speaker 1: Hold it right there. Well that part two of your

911
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:43,400
Speaker 1: response at twenty three after the hour, right after this.

912
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:49,840
Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Steve, Come on, let's recap today's

913
01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:56,600
Speaker 1: strawberry letter, the subject my marriage is stable but stale. Yeah, stale,

914
01:00:56,640 --> 01:01:00,640
Speaker 1: because ain't nothing happening no more because of order to him,

915
01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:03,560
Speaker 1: the way he acted, he had a good life. He

916
01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:07,280
Speaker 1: just messed up and got caught, But that prison knocked

917
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:09,720
Speaker 1: his ass down a little bit. He ain't trying to

918
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:13,800
Speaker 1: go back in there so the player is safe. Can't

919
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:20,280
Speaker 1: scam from this couch. My ass right here, come out

920
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:22,600
Speaker 1: of here listening to the universe. When I went to school,

921
01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:26,800
Speaker 1: I should have been out scamming. I'm in nice school

922
01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:31,200
Speaker 1: trying to get it. Damn, g the hell I need

923
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:35,920
Speaker 1: that for. I want the top scam artist in the country.

924
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:40,080
Speaker 1: Now I'm just sitting there with my fat as. All

925
01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:42,360
Speaker 1: I do is eat baked potatoes. Now you wanna call

926
01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:50,919
Speaker 1: me a couch potator potato chips. No, I'm not really

927
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:55,360
Speaker 1: trying to help him. But my problem gets deeper. The

928
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:59,000
Speaker 1: worst part is our sex life. In the past, I

929
01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:04,320
Speaker 1: was used to getting ratification from multiple men. Damn that

930
01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:09,320
Speaker 1: sounds nasty, but okay though, and now I'm not getting

931
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:14,320
Speaker 1: my itch properly scratch. Try not to call it edge. Yeah,

932
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:17,160
Speaker 1: because you need multiple men and you start itching. That

933
01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:26,400
Speaker 1: ain't necessarily I know if I ever been with a

934
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:28,320
Speaker 1: lot of women and I started itching, and I would

935
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:32,439
Speaker 1: go down to the clinic. Yeah, because sometimes you ain't

936
01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:34,800
Speaker 1: got to get your itch scratch. You got to get

937
01:02:34,880 --> 01:02:39,680
Speaker 1: your itch taking care of immediately. Any some damn pendicella,

938
01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:44,600
Speaker 1: You better hope it's just an itche because they got something.

939
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:50,160
Speaker 1: Now I ain't no pendicella fall, so now I'm dudia.

940
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:52,880
Speaker 1: I didn't want to do this letter. The worst part

941
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:56,280
Speaker 1: is our sex life. I couldn't step out and get

942
01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:59,280
Speaker 1: some great sex from other men. Well guess what you

943
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:03,080
Speaker 1: will be then? And though you're back to be in

944
01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:11,240
Speaker 1: the car girl and the stripple. Yea, you don't want that, lady,

945
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:14,640
Speaker 1: don't do that, she said. But I have a conscious

946
01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:17,720
Speaker 1: and that's good. I don't want to keep on being

947
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:22,160
Speaker 1: miserable in this marriage with mediocre income and sex. See,

948
01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:25,040
Speaker 1: fat boy ain't what he used to be. Let's just

949
01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:29,400
Speaker 1: break it down. Fat assert he got that hunted on it.

950
01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:38,600
Speaker 1: But love making got to be stressful. His big ass

951
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:41,120
Speaker 1: over here ain't making no money in some side sex

952
01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:44,160
Speaker 1: and now something got to have If you're gonna have

953
01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:48,680
Speaker 1: sorry sex and leaders, let her go shopping. Yeah, at

954
01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:51,960
Speaker 1: least let her go shot. What you can't do is

955
01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:55,000
Speaker 1: be sitting up in there complaining. And then when she

956
01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:57,880
Speaker 1: asked you about the sex, your response is I'm sorry,

957
01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:03,760
Speaker 1: right shelves side, but I ain't gonna do nothing about it.

958
01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:07,960
Speaker 1: I got this extra hundred on me. What you want

959
01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:10,560
Speaker 1: me to do? So I was not gonna be good

960
01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:12,360
Speaker 1: with this letter. I knew it when I read it.

961
01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:17,720
Speaker 1: Misible in this mediocre marriage with sex and income. I've

962
01:04:17,760 --> 01:04:21,200
Speaker 1: talked to my husband about it. He apologize. So what

963
01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:23,880
Speaker 1: am I supposed to do? Do I leave and start over,

964
01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:27,320
Speaker 1: taking the kids away from the stable home and their father? No,

965
01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:31,000
Speaker 1: don't do that. Don't do that? Or should I go

966
01:04:31,120 --> 01:04:34,000
Speaker 1: ahead and cheat on my husband and stay in this

967
01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:37,760
Speaker 1: stale man? Well, here's a suggestion that might be able

968
01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:40,400
Speaker 1: to kill two birds with one stone. You could get

969
01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:43,640
Speaker 1: your husband back off the couch by getting him back

970
01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:49,800
Speaker 1: into the hustle game. That's when he went to jail. Now,

971
01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:54,160
Speaker 1: but this time he ain't hustling scamming. What do you do?

972
01:04:54,840 --> 01:04:59,720
Speaker 1: He working with you to scratch your way. Let him

973
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:02,320
Speaker 1: go out and get to mean that you need to

974
01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:09,840
Speaker 1: be satisfied, and then let him have a cut. Then

975
01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:13,600
Speaker 1: he'll feel better like he back hustle, You get all

976
01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:18,120
Speaker 1: that scratch at you out the way. You'll be back

977
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:20,320
Speaker 1: in business. But you have a conscious. But if he

978
01:05:20,400 --> 01:05:22,120
Speaker 1: give you the permission to do what you could do it.

979
01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:31,880
Speaker 1: I don't like this, I'm good with it, but they

980
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:36,680
Speaker 1: but the dude then gave up. Yes, a hundred pounds

981
01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:40,520
Speaker 1: a lot. That is, that's a lot, farty, you make

982
01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:44,120
Speaker 1: a comeback a hundred. But but where was she? Yeah

983
01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:49,120
Speaker 1: when he gained the first twenty five or bad or

984
01:05:49,360 --> 01:05:54,040
Speaker 1: thirty or fifty, Yeah, she was looking at him at fifty. Okay,

985
01:05:54,320 --> 01:05:59,840
Speaker 1: do you get out of jail. You'd be ripped you. Yeah, wow,

986
01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:04,440
Speaker 1: you ain't nothing to do in jail. Button lift weights.

987
01:06:05,160 --> 01:06:11,120
Speaker 1: You ain't over eating it now it's not healthy right, Oh,

988
01:06:11,160 --> 01:06:12,920
Speaker 1: they ain't got nothing healthy for you. It ain't no

989
01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:19,040
Speaker 1: gluten free. You meant top rumming in the saint. You

990
01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:21,560
Speaker 1: can't gain no weight over that man and not at

991
01:06:21,640 --> 01:06:27,120
Speaker 1: home one. Yeah, I mean only these are questions only

992
01:06:27,240 --> 01:06:29,440
Speaker 1: she can answer. She wants to stay. She's you know,

993
01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:32,640
Speaker 1: do I leave and start over taking the kids away

994
01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:35,720
Speaker 1: from the stable home with their father? I would say

995
01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:38,240
Speaker 1: no to that? Or should I go ahead and cheat

996
01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:42,080
Speaker 1: on my husband? And see? Her options is if I

997
01:06:42,280 --> 01:06:45,040
Speaker 1: stay with him, because I said stay with him and

998
01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:47,120
Speaker 1: don't take the kids with him, they stay ble home.

999
01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:50,120
Speaker 1: All her answers, If I stay with him, I'm gonna

1000
01:06:50,160 --> 01:06:52,840
Speaker 1: have to cheat on him. Yeah, yeah, that's all that.

1001
01:06:53,240 --> 01:06:57,160
Speaker 1: That's her response. So now I'm telling her include him

1002
01:06:57,200 --> 01:07:01,640
Speaker 1: in the cheat. All right, we gotta go Slarner email

1003
01:07:01,720 --> 01:07:04,200
Speaker 1: us or Instagram. That's your thoughts on today's strawberry letter,

1004
01:07:04,240 --> 01:07:07,440
Speaker 1: at Steve Harvey f M and at my Girls Shirley.

1005
01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:10,560
Speaker 1: All right, coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1006
01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:15,760
Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Steve,

1007
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:19,200
Speaker 1: please introduce Jay with He's gonna murder a hit here

1008
01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:23,360
Speaker 1: Jay Anthony Brown. It's not a murdered hit. It's an

1009
01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:27,360
Speaker 1: original song written by myself, Ralph Hawkins Junior and Reggie.

1010
01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:31,480
Speaker 1: It's dedicated out there for the holidays. All the number twos.

1011
01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:48,320
Speaker 1: This is for you. Hit it by by by Christmas

1012
01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:56,360
Speaker 1: is a season. Players have a bone, perfect time creeping.

1013
01:07:57,040 --> 01:08:02,560
Speaker 1: If you're a side piece of close terms of family

1014
01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:08,400
Speaker 1: shopping white be killed the mom, but I saved some

1015
01:08:08,560 --> 01:08:14,880
Speaker 1: money for myself to play Sadie seen a clowns might

1016
01:08:15,040 --> 01:08:19,599
Speaker 1: not like how I'm living My call be and don't

1017
01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:24,280
Speaker 1: blessing the moms who give you some help. They need

1018
01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:29,479
Speaker 1: a side peace and the cloths and looking that keep

1019
01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:35,880
Speaker 1: gets don't call and there's cloths lines. I thin it

1020
01:08:36,040 --> 01:08:41,120
Speaker 1: could be the down side soon a cloves or baby

1021
01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:45,439
Speaker 1: I'm Saty singing a cloud. They calling the side peace

1022
01:08:45,680 --> 01:08:52,320
Speaker 1: and close beside peace and clowns or baby inside PyCon

1023
01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:59,240
Speaker 1: A clowns flowing wild. Enjoy your dinners. I'm here all

1024
01:08:59,280 --> 01:09:04,840
Speaker 1: week for you're so talented. iTunes and download that song

1025
01:09:04,960 --> 01:09:09,560
Speaker 1: for the boy can get some money. Style JA. That

1026
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:13,080
Speaker 1: was very clean, gadding and all that. Yeah, you leave me,

1027
01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:20,880
Speaker 1: you move about, damn good. A rough number two side piece.

1028
01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:25,439
Speaker 1: We have to do a song, Steve. We got it.

1029
01:09:25,520 --> 01:09:30,000
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, Jay, go over there room the whole album,

1030
01:09:30,320 --> 01:09:35,000
Speaker 1: the whole album. Did you? Did you know Steve? He

1031
01:09:35,439 --> 01:09:39,559
Speaker 1: doesn't really like Christmas? You don't, he don't? He don't

1032
01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:42,600
Speaker 1: like none? Well he didn't. And what's up with the

1033
01:09:42,680 --> 01:09:46,840
Speaker 1: side piece? Yeah? Yeah, the holidays are really rough? The

1034
01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:50,040
Speaker 1: sad piece with the side piece rules, right, Timmy? Yes,

1035
01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:55,800
Speaker 1: but she's against side piece, y'all, y'all. Just you know, y'all, y'all, y'all,

1036
01:09:56,280 --> 01:10:00,400
Speaker 1: Carlos against it, her and Carla both all. I'm saying

1037
01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:04,559
Speaker 1: it is y'all are against number two. That's what I'm saying.

1038
01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:09,160
Speaker 1: Do you I ain't? I ain't, Judy, do you? In

1039
01:10:09,360 --> 01:10:15,000
Speaker 1: my life? I am? Yeah? But in your life, don't

1040
01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:19,240
Speaker 1: give us a rule. Yeah, I don't care for it. Well, um,

1041
01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:21,639
Speaker 1: Christmas is not your day. That's one of the rules.

1042
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:28,680
Speaker 1: It's not stanksgiving, that's not yours. It's not don't expect it.

1043
01:10:29,439 --> 01:10:31,479
Speaker 1: Don't make a plate on what you're making a plate for.

1044
01:10:32,920 --> 01:10:35,519
Speaker 1: That plate is either two days old or two days earlier.

1045
01:10:35,600 --> 01:10:37,479
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying that the same place I

1046
01:10:37,640 --> 01:10:42,200
Speaker 1: canno your kids get a group gift, you know, something

1047
01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:48,879
Speaker 1: like Operation Monopoly. Money can't be seen when my account

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01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:56,240
Speaker 1: notice is quiet though nothing Who you bought a PlayStation for?

1049
01:10:56,439 --> 01:11:02,240
Speaker 1: We got one right? The detective work can get but

1050
01:11:02,360 --> 01:11:04,200
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have that life no more, and

1051
01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:11,400
Speaker 1: I don't have all times the shared Let's just start

1052
01:11:11,479 --> 01:11:16,800
Speaker 1: with the Christmas Day cannot happen yet, cannot you can get?

1053
01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:20,800
Speaker 1: The hours that you get is from twelve to four

1054
01:11:21,040 --> 01:11:26,200
Speaker 1: thirty on Christmas Eve, afternoons wherever in the afternoon to

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01:11:26,439 --> 01:11:33,200
Speaker 1: four thirty to be at the house prime time. You know,

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01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:36,360
Speaker 1: you know, white Christmas can't come on and I ain't

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01:11:36,400 --> 01:11:42,160
Speaker 1: sitting there. And believe me, when I come by the house,

1058
01:11:42,439 --> 01:11:46,240
Speaker 1: I'm on my way from somewhere of going to somewhere,

1059
01:11:46,280 --> 01:11:49,400
Speaker 1: which means I got to get back to the house. Okay,

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01:11:49,720 --> 01:11:54,559
Speaker 1: I'm going to immediately, immediately have all the egg knocked,

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01:11:54,840 --> 01:12:00,800
Speaker 1: food pits, everything. We gotta do this fast. Let me

1062
01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:06,040
Speaker 1: go say this. If I eat here or not, I'm

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01:12:06,080 --> 01:12:11,200
Speaker 1: not gonna be able to eat over there later. I cook. No,

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01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:14,400
Speaker 1: I can't listen. I know you cooked, but I can't

1065
01:12:14,479 --> 01:12:18,880
Speaker 1: eat this. Okay, I know you want me to taste it.

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01:12:19,080 --> 01:12:21,320
Speaker 1: I can't do this right now. I gotta eat over

1067
01:12:21,360 --> 01:12:26,840
Speaker 1: there later. Steve question hit the highway. I'm throwing that

1068
01:12:27,080 --> 01:12:43,160
Speaker 1: plate with the love note ow it. Wow. So you

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01:12:43,240 --> 01:12:47,080
Speaker 1: said the time slot was what time? Well, p m

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01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:51,760
Speaker 1: to folk that p I just to get it the

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01:12:51,920 --> 01:13:00,479
Speaker 1: house for White Christmas work. She doesn't get home four

1072
01:13:00,920 --> 01:13:04,160
Speaker 1: or you know, treat it all. You got thirty minutes.

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01:13:06,240 --> 01:13:10,040
Speaker 1: You gotta give Being Clouds seeing that Being Cruder gotta

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01:13:10,120 --> 01:13:14,800
Speaker 1: kick here. Got to be there for that. I gotta

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01:13:14,840 --> 01:13:17,160
Speaker 1: be sitting there, man, I gotta be rapping. I gotta

1076
01:13:17,160 --> 01:13:22,439
Speaker 1: be roasting chestnuts in your ball and edge, and I

1077
01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:26,439
Speaker 1: gotta help with that turkey. I can't put that sweater on.

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01:13:26,800 --> 01:13:28,840
Speaker 1: I just can't do it. I can't put that sweat

1079
01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:35,840
Speaker 1: on it, and it don't fit. Ja. Here's another one.

1080
01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:45,120
Speaker 1: You bet not take out picture. No ever dished that

1081
01:13:45,280 --> 01:13:51,960
Speaker 1: I was here, all right, I ain't ever surfaced. Guys.

1082
01:13:52,960 --> 01:13:55,560
Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show, some

1083
01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:58,240
Speaker 1: of these side piece rules when we come back right

1084
01:13:58,280 --> 01:14:03,639
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening show, Hi, Jay, this is something

1085
01:14:03,720 --> 01:14:06,080
Speaker 1: you happen to, Steve. Steve, I wrote this for you.

1086
01:14:06,240 --> 01:14:08,680
Speaker 1: This is what happens is. This is a timeline, and

1087
01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:13,360
Speaker 1: the timeline means certain things happen at certain parts of

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01:14:13,479 --> 01:14:17,920
Speaker 1: the day. Henceforth the name the timeline. For example, Yeah,

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01:14:18,040 --> 01:14:21,960
Speaker 1: for example, all right, it's around seven thirty p m.

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01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:27,240
Speaker 1: On a Sunday, Okay, on a Sunday when you decide

1091
01:14:27,280 --> 01:14:28,720
Speaker 1: to call your buddies and say, you know what, man,

1092
01:14:29,320 --> 01:14:31,439
Speaker 1: I'm not coming to work tomorrow. You don't stand what

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01:14:31,479 --> 01:14:34,400
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I see how the timeline though, it's time

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01:14:35,360 --> 01:14:43,320
Speaker 1: you got one st Yeah. I think it's about two

1095
01:14:43,439 --> 01:14:48,240
Speaker 1: am on a Saturday night, Okay, And I think that's

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01:14:48,360 --> 01:14:52,519
Speaker 1: about the time when you realize you probably ain't gonna

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01:14:52,520 --> 01:15:04,960
Speaker 1: make it to church. They've been on was just followed

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01:15:04,960 --> 01:15:13,360
Speaker 1: by Lord forgive men time me you got what you got?

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01:15:13,439 --> 01:15:18,519
Speaker 1: What I got it? It's I got no one It's

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01:15:18,720 --> 01:15:25,920
Speaker 1: usually around one or two, right after lunch, when you

1101
01:15:26,120 --> 01:15:29,160
Speaker 1: come to the conclusion that I'm not gonna do another

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01:15:29,320 --> 01:15:40,200
Speaker 1: damn thing. Just right about it? You laughter, learn. Let

1103
01:15:40,280 --> 01:15:42,599
Speaker 1: you just say, okay, I got one. I got one.

1104
01:15:42,960 --> 01:15:47,040
Speaker 1: Come on. It happens around from two am three o'clock

1105
01:15:47,160 --> 01:15:50,640
Speaker 1: in the morning. Human drank you had two nice glasses

1106
01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:59,639
Speaker 1: of wine. You decide to call your egg met Hey,

1107
01:16:00,760 --> 01:16:03,400
Speaker 1: who is you? And that college speak to you know,

1108
01:16:03,720 --> 01:16:08,400
Speaker 1: damn when put her on the phone. I don't want

1109
01:16:08,439 --> 01:16:11,760
Speaker 1: to know what the hell you doing over there? Who

1110
01:16:11,960 --> 01:16:15,000
Speaker 1: is it? I said? It went out him to the phone,

1111
01:16:15,280 --> 01:16:20,479
Speaker 1: is me? Yeah? You know? Who to hell me is? Yeah?

1112
01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:27,040
Speaker 1: What time? That time around from two thirty and maybe

1113
01:16:27,120 --> 01:16:30,519
Speaker 1: three o'clock is in the morning. You got yeah, I

1114
01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:37,280
Speaker 1: got one. It's usually about five old one when you've

1115
01:16:37,439 --> 01:16:42,240
Speaker 1: just punched out to end your day. I think that's

1116
01:16:42,320 --> 01:16:50,560
Speaker 1: the moment when most people deside, I'm quick, that was

1117
01:16:50,720 --> 01:16:55,680
Speaker 1: my that was my last day. You just just get

1118
01:16:55,760 --> 01:17:00,840
Speaker 1: to that point, I'm not you got you got one?

1119
01:17:02,240 --> 01:17:04,960
Speaker 1: All right? Yount went to the doctor's off. You din't

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01:17:05,040 --> 01:17:07,800
Speaker 1: left work, went to the doctors right right, all right?

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01:17:08,200 --> 01:17:10,000
Speaker 1: And you get back in your car after leaving the

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01:17:10,080 --> 01:17:12,240
Speaker 1: doctor's office, and you know you're supposed to be headed

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01:17:12,280 --> 01:17:13,840
Speaker 1: back to work. And that's when it just hit you.

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01:17:13,880 --> 01:17:17,200
Speaker 1: Everybody three thirty right around there when you say, you

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01:17:17,320 --> 01:17:22,640
Speaker 1: know where I ain't going back. I ain't going not

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01:17:23,880 --> 01:17:29,840
Speaker 1: been there there a little time. I'll tell you another

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01:17:30,040 --> 01:17:36,000
Speaker 1: important timeline. It's normally about one thirty afternoon and checks

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01:17:36,120 --> 01:17:41,000
Speaker 1: and passed that you ain't got one, and you've been

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01:17:41,080 --> 01:17:42,840
Speaker 1: looking at that payroll all was the whole time. I'm

1130
01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:46,960
Speaker 1: going there and say something. They think they played, they

1131
01:17:47,040 --> 01:17:49,120
Speaker 1: got the wrong one. By the time when the police

1132
01:17:49,360 --> 01:17:57,640
Speaker 1: call about one thirty, when it turn it back. Your

1133
01:17:57,760 --> 01:18:02,439
Speaker 1: job starts at eight. You walk in and you sit

1134
01:18:02,520 --> 01:18:06,679
Speaker 1: at your cubicle and you lean back and you look

1135
01:18:06,760 --> 01:18:10,200
Speaker 1: down about folk cubicles and you go, I hate that health.

1136
01:18:14,640 --> 01:18:31,120
Speaker 1: Ain't one minute I got one of that one. It's

1137
01:18:31,160 --> 01:18:33,880
Speaker 1: on Sunday. It's Sunday, and you watch maybe two or

1138
01:18:33,920 --> 01:18:36,479
Speaker 1: three football game, maybe the last game is still on. Right,

1139
01:18:36,800 --> 01:18:40,400
Speaker 1: you had dinner, you went out, had brunch. You know what,

1140
01:18:40,680 --> 01:18:48,679
Speaker 1: I'm still hungry. Let's get a pizza. I know what's

1141
01:18:48,680 --> 01:18:53,760
Speaker 1: set us a pizza for me? Up? The time? Is

1142
01:18:53,800 --> 01:19:00,719
Speaker 1: that Jay? Seven? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, usually right, around

1143
01:19:00,840 --> 01:19:05,920
Speaker 1: two three o'clock, right after a big company meeting, and

1144
01:19:06,080 --> 01:19:08,680
Speaker 1: you go back to your death. You go back to

1145
01:19:08,800 --> 01:19:14,080
Speaker 1: your desk and start thinking yourself, I wonder who they'll

1146
01:19:14,120 --> 01:19:23,320
Speaker 1: put it in charge? If he got I wanted to

1147
01:19:23,439 --> 01:19:28,639
Speaker 1: put put it in charge. This is the person clearly

1148
01:19:28,760 --> 01:19:32,400
Speaker 1: doesn't like this job. There is one thing that happens

1149
01:19:32,479 --> 01:19:35,240
Speaker 1: early in the morning. What's that, Junior? Probably about I

1150
01:19:35,400 --> 01:19:40,599
Speaker 1: say about nine. It's when you didn't already called somebody

1151
01:19:40,680 --> 01:19:42,400
Speaker 1: then your family and say, hey, call up here and

1152
01:19:42,479 --> 01:19:48,560
Speaker 1: tell him I got a family, and I'm trying to

1153
01:19:48,600 --> 01:19:55,240
Speaker 1: get out and may love to my wife and love mclock.

1154
01:19:55,520 --> 01:20:03,360
Speaker 1: Last night about twelve five is when I'm trying to

1155
01:20:03,560 --> 01:20:06,479
Speaker 1: actually tap on the shoulder because I want to do

1156
01:20:06,640 --> 01:20:10,880
Speaker 1: it again, you know, but I really didn't do a

1157
01:20:11,040 --> 01:20:15,640
Speaker 1: good presentation in the first time. I'm saying make up

1158
01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:22,360
Speaker 1: for something. I like it all right, one more to

1159
01:20:22,439 --> 01:20:27,760
Speaker 1: close it out. Come on, it's trouble clock. You would

1160
01:20:27,800 --> 01:20:33,400
Speaker 1: work right right your head out to lunch and you

1161
01:20:33,560 --> 01:20:37,200
Speaker 1: come to the conclusion, Yeah, I don't see why lunch

1162
01:20:37,240 --> 01:20:43,479
Speaker 1: ain't two hours. We love lunch, so we love lunch.

1163
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:55,040
Speaker 1: It should be. But I'm gonna see today now to Steve.

1164
01:20:55,920 --> 01:20:59,599
Speaker 1: All right, more of this crazy ignorant show, Steve Harvey

1165
01:20:59,640 --> 01:21:05,759
Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this, you're listening. And new study

1166
01:21:05,920 --> 01:21:10,440
Speaker 1: out of the University of Queensland Guys, Queensland, Australia, determined

1167
01:21:10,800 --> 01:21:15,960
Speaker 1: that being in a relationship makes people fatter. Okay. The

1168
01:21:16,040 --> 01:21:18,920
Speaker 1: study found that those were the long term partner weighed

1169
01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:22,960
Speaker 1: on average twelve point seven pounds more than single people.

1170
01:21:23,680 --> 01:21:28,240
Speaker 1: What what is and showed an average weight gain of

1171
01:21:28,360 --> 01:21:31,760
Speaker 1: three point nine pounds per year. And it could be

1172
01:21:31,880 --> 01:21:35,000
Speaker 1: that eating with someone leads people to eat larger portions

1173
01:21:35,040 --> 01:21:37,920
Speaker 1: and more calories. Or it could be that since they

1174
01:21:38,040 --> 01:21:40,880
Speaker 1: don't have, you know, they don't have to impress anyone,

1175
01:21:42,240 --> 01:21:47,200
Speaker 1: couples just kind of let themselves go, Yeah, well that

1176
01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:51,280
Speaker 1: ain't it. What's it? It's when you out there running them,

1177
01:21:52,400 --> 01:21:56,439
Speaker 1: it's actually reduces calories trying to catch huh. Yeah, when

1178
01:21:56,439 --> 01:21:58,800
Speaker 1: you out there, listen to what when you out there

1179
01:21:59,000 --> 01:22:03,920
Speaker 1: running them? You running them, that's exercise, that's work. You

1180
01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:06,920
Speaker 1: gotta get over here, you're back in here. Answer that

1181
01:22:07,040 --> 01:22:10,120
Speaker 1: phone right quick, dive over and knock it off the table.

1182
01:22:10,520 --> 01:22:13,040
Speaker 1: You gotta run down here, dry your car, hide it

1183
01:22:13,120 --> 01:22:15,680
Speaker 1: in the bushes around the corner, walk back over to

1184
01:22:15,760 --> 01:22:20,759
Speaker 1: the house. Your weight gonna stay down. Excuse me? Diving

1185
01:22:20,840 --> 01:22:26,080
Speaker 1: over the table, Yeah, running the ive, dove over a

1186
01:22:26,200 --> 01:22:31,280
Speaker 1: table to answer that phone. Oh, go to get this phone.

1187
01:22:32,040 --> 01:22:36,839
Speaker 1: So you can't be thicker. You can't be You're constantly

1188
01:22:36,920 --> 01:22:39,439
Speaker 1: looking at the windows and who might show up. You

1189
01:22:39,520 --> 01:22:43,960
Speaker 1: don't know. You may plan you you're nervous and you

1190
01:22:44,920 --> 01:22:47,559
Speaker 1: had to have You can't have company over. You don't

1191
01:22:47,600 --> 01:22:54,240
Speaker 1: know we're gonna come over. Yeah, stress and you lie.

1192
01:22:54,360 --> 01:22:56,519
Speaker 1: You can't eat on the table because you gotta keep

1193
01:22:56,600 --> 01:23:00,280
Speaker 1: your mouth for that. And I got nines to I

1194
01:23:00,320 --> 01:23:02,519
Speaker 1: can't be sitting up in here eating and you gotta

1195
01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:06,519
Speaker 1: remember them. You can't eat. You can't eat. You gotta

1196
01:23:06,560 --> 01:23:09,639
Speaker 1: go over that and eat with that person. Run over

1197
01:23:10,000 --> 01:23:14,519
Speaker 1: that man. You can't lie and eat at the same time.

1198
01:23:14,960 --> 01:23:20,320
Speaker 1: It's too much. That's why single people are tremble. It's possible, though.

1199
01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:22,479
Speaker 1: You can't lie and eat. Out't done it out of time.

1200
01:23:23,040 --> 01:23:25,800
Speaker 1: You can do it. It's doable. All this stuff that

1201
01:23:25,840 --> 01:23:31,400
Speaker 1: y'all running from, I run to it. Don't don't. Don't

1202
01:23:31,439 --> 01:23:33,760
Speaker 1: accept this that you can't do. Take the challenge, man,

1203
01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:37,439
Speaker 1: know what you're doing. Take your take your phone at night,

1204
01:23:37,520 --> 01:23:39,800
Speaker 1: put it in your draws, and you ask you this,

1205
01:23:40,080 --> 01:23:42,200
Speaker 1: Do you go back to the house and get your phone? Hey?

1206
01:23:42,280 --> 01:23:46,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and run over eight cars trying to get there?

1207
01:23:46,720 --> 01:23:48,680
Speaker 1: So wait, what are you saying? So you're on your

1208
01:23:48,720 --> 01:23:51,679
Speaker 1: way to work? Yeah? Yeah, you halfway to work. Yeah,

1209
01:23:51,760 --> 01:23:53,960
Speaker 1: you discover you left your phone. You gotta get that phone.

1210
01:23:54,040 --> 01:23:55,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be late. You gotta get that phone. I

1211
01:23:56,040 --> 01:24:00,439
Speaker 1: might get fine, And whoever you work for will understand. Yeah, White,

1212
01:24:00,479 --> 01:24:04,040
Speaker 1: hold on, let's let's ask. Let's ask the boss. Is

1213
01:24:04,080 --> 01:24:09,080
Speaker 1: this true? Boss? Oh, we don't. We don't understand. We

1214
01:24:09,120 --> 01:24:12,640
Speaker 1: don't understand. What. Oh we know what's going home? But

1215
01:24:12,840 --> 01:24:19,880
Speaker 1: you have left your fault. Just say it again, what, Dave?

1216
01:24:20,920 --> 01:24:27,679
Speaker 1: You have left your phone? Everything? Dave? Oh you should

1217
01:24:27,760 --> 01:24:39,200
Speaker 1: have heard act like you go back home to hell. Bro,

1218
01:24:40,120 --> 01:24:44,120
Speaker 1: don't worry. Steve was just calm. Everybody worried about Timmy.

1219
01:24:44,479 --> 01:24:48,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we ever heard from Timmy? Y'all stop

1220
01:24:48,320 --> 01:24:51,639
Speaker 1: all this, Dave. Something could have happened to him. I'm

1221
01:24:51,640 --> 01:24:56,120
Speaker 1: gonna call his girlfriend. Don't do that. Same thing happened

1222
01:24:56,160 --> 01:25:01,080
Speaker 1: recently with Jay. Yeah, never call anybody's girl. That's where

1223
01:25:01,200 --> 01:25:08,280
Speaker 1: Jay got here. Monica was crying. Jay. Y'all, y'all, you

1224
01:25:08,760 --> 01:25:15,160
Speaker 1: weren't worried at all. No, No, you're listening to show.

1225
01:25:15,960 --> 01:25:18,040
Speaker 1: A Florida child who went out for a bite to

1226
01:25:18,120 --> 01:25:20,800
Speaker 1: eat ended up getting a bite of another kind when

1227
01:25:20,840 --> 01:25:23,240
Speaker 1: a monkey took a chunk out of his thumb on

1228
01:25:23,360 --> 01:25:27,599
Speaker 1: a restaurant patio. The monkey's owner, Mary and Richard Van Houghton,

1229
01:25:28,360 --> 01:25:32,200
Speaker 1: brought Jojo to their neighborhood Corrabba's Grill on Monday. But instead,

1230
01:25:34,760 --> 01:25:38,880
Speaker 1: but instead of settling for a nice banana cream pie,

1231
01:25:39,040 --> 01:25:42,120
Speaker 1: the monkey decided it wanted some finger food. Oh really,

1232
01:25:42,800 --> 01:25:45,840
Speaker 1: it got off, it's a leash, chomped a piece of

1233
01:25:45,920 --> 01:25:50,160
Speaker 1: the boy's thumb. That's crazy. According to the Florida Wildlife Commission, Jojo,

1234
01:25:50,280 --> 01:25:53,639
Speaker 1: the monkey, who was a regular at the restaurant, was playing. Yeah,

1235
01:25:53,680 --> 01:25:55,720
Speaker 1: it was playing calmly with the eight year old when

1236
01:25:55,760 --> 01:25:58,479
Speaker 1: something startled him and he bit down, breaking the skin.

1237
01:25:58,800 --> 01:26:01,960
Speaker 1: The owners of Carrabas they would no longer allow monkeys

1238
01:26:02,120 --> 01:26:11,160
Speaker 1: on their path. Absolutely no. If you biding boys fingers, Jojo,

1239
01:26:11,479 --> 01:26:16,719
Speaker 1: you got to go. Joe, Joe, Joe. Joe's a regular though, Yeah,

1240
01:26:21,720 --> 01:26:24,639
Speaker 1: I storry him that he bit the little boy's finger.

1241
01:26:24,840 --> 01:26:28,840
Speaker 1: Though his thumb. I wonder what startled him. Yeah, don't

1242
01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:32,400
Speaker 1: tell him. Yeah, where's the restaurant that lets some money? Yeah?

1243
01:26:33,880 --> 01:26:36,559
Speaker 1: I mean, I know in LA people can bring their

1244
01:26:36,640 --> 01:26:39,200
Speaker 1: dogs and you know, in the restaurants and everything. But

1245
01:26:39,280 --> 01:26:42,040
Speaker 1: I've never heard of a monkey ever. And I don't

1246
01:26:42,080 --> 01:26:48,680
Speaker 1: want anybody in LA to hear this story. They might

1247
01:26:48,800 --> 01:26:52,439
Speaker 1: change the laws in LA. I know it was Michael Jackson,

1248
01:26:52,520 --> 01:26:56,240
Speaker 1: the head a monkey nobody else had, uh, But I

1249
01:26:56,320 --> 01:26:59,920
Speaker 1: don't know that he took Bubbles to restaurants. He took bubbles.

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Speaker 1: Steve is the one that knows. Did he take Bubba's places? No,

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01:27:05,520 --> 01:27:08,519
Speaker 1: he took Bubba somewhere out in public one time. Bubbles.

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Speaker 1: That for you wait what he wasn't used to know about?

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01:27:12,760 --> 01:27:15,240
Speaker 1: Uh huh. You've seen pictures with Mike with that monkey

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01:27:15,280 --> 01:27:24,639
Speaker 1: out with the little suit on, dressed like hey Tom,

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Speaker 1: he did take Timmy. You remember, get y'all him clothes? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: then we're Bubble's clothes. You got any clothes? Time to

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01:27:46,240 --> 01:27:50,559
Speaker 1: stop it. I'm gonna put a stop this jay Wait

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Speaker 1: a minute. But coming from a monkey, for they that's

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Speaker 1: why I hear eggs, that's why allergic and put them

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Speaker 1: on that's what made the pans be short enough for you. Wow,

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Speaker 1: if you kept that little jacket, didn't you? Because he

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01:28:26,040 --> 01:28:29,559
Speaker 1: didn't know he had a bubble jacket. I remember saying

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Speaker 1: to myself, you don't need one person. But I hosted

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Speaker 1: a fly. It's a different look for Tommy. But remember,

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01:28:39,520 --> 01:28:41,280
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna sit here and take all these jokes.

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01:28:41,320 --> 01:28:47,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna move over there, Tommy. I'm team Tommy. Damn it.

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01:28:51,200 --> 01:28:55,040
Speaker 1: Did he really get you clothes from bubbles? Didn't really

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01:28:55,080 --> 01:28:58,280
Speaker 1: get out of you clothes from bubbles. You ain't to

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01:28:58,400 --> 01:29:02,200
Speaker 1: look back at your outfit first, you did, I had

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Speaker 1: a bubble suit on. All right, thank you guys. Coming

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Speaker 1: up next is Steve with today's closing remarks. Right after this,

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Speaker 1: you're listening, all right, guys, here we go, last break

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Speaker 1: of the day. It's been a good day, Steve. Teach

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Speaker 1: us something on the way out. Steve. Well, you know, um,

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Speaker 1: I think the one thing that one of the other

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Speaker 1: things that I picked up when I was on my

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Speaker 1: vacation this summer, and one of the things that was

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01:29:33,840 --> 01:29:39,000
Speaker 1: a great take way for me was how to create

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Speaker 1: value in my life. I mean, look, we all want

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01:29:44,280 --> 01:29:50,400
Speaker 1: to have a life that's worth something. We all want

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01:29:50,439 --> 01:29:53,960
Speaker 1: to be able to reap the benefits of our labor.

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01:29:54,640 --> 01:29:58,479
Speaker 1: We all want to show increase as we get older.

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01:29:59,000 --> 01:30:02,599
Speaker 1: We all want to read higher, save money. We all

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01:30:02,680 --> 01:30:05,000
Speaker 1: want to hit the big lick. We all want to

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01:30:05,080 --> 01:30:08,760
Speaker 1: get make it. We all want to somehow get over.

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Speaker 1: We all want to live our best life. So how

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01:30:14,400 --> 01:30:22,040
Speaker 1: do we create the most value? Well, two things that

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Speaker 1: you have to contend with when you're talking about quality

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Speaker 1: of life and value. That's your health and your time.

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01:30:30,680 --> 01:30:32,800
Speaker 1: Your health in your time are two of the most

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Speaker 1: important commodities that you have, because if you're out of

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01:30:36,880 --> 01:30:40,000
Speaker 1: either one of those, you are in a world of trouble.

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Speaker 1: You can't be out of time, you're dead, and you

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01:30:43,840 --> 01:30:46,960
Speaker 1: can't be out of health you're sick. And when you

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01:30:47,120 --> 01:30:50,320
Speaker 1: really out of health, it's tough, man. It is tough

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01:30:50,400 --> 01:30:53,080
Speaker 1: for people who aren't healthy. Most people I know with

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01:30:53,200 --> 01:30:55,080
Speaker 1: money were trade and all their money if they could

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01:30:55,120 --> 01:30:59,080
Speaker 1: be healthy again. So health in time. So how do

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01:30:59,160 --> 01:31:02,800
Speaker 1: you create the most value? Well, take care of both

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01:31:02,880 --> 01:31:07,000
Speaker 1: of those things right there. If you take care of

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Speaker 1: your health and you become an expert at time management,

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01:31:11,640 --> 01:31:14,799
Speaker 1: I can't even tell you the value that you've increased

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01:31:14,840 --> 01:31:17,240
Speaker 1: in your life. And this is something where you don't

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01:31:17,280 --> 01:31:20,240
Speaker 1: need help from anybody else. You can do all this yourself,

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01:31:20,479 --> 01:31:26,360
Speaker 1: starting right now. You can actually eat better and start

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01:31:26,520 --> 01:31:31,360
Speaker 1: to feel better. You can actually cut out a lot

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01:31:31,439 --> 01:31:34,640
Speaker 1: of crap in your day and have more times for

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01:31:34,800 --> 01:31:39,000
Speaker 1: more things that's important to you. I mean, man, I'm

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01:31:39,120 --> 01:31:41,599
Speaker 1: on this kick right now, really really trying to get

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Speaker 1: myself healthy on the inside, and I'm encouraging people. Look,

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01:31:45,920 --> 01:31:49,040
Speaker 1: you don't let old aid age just come and walk

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Speaker 1: you out of here. You got to get in a

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01:31:51,360 --> 01:31:54,960
Speaker 1: fight with it. Don't just sit down and rust away.

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01:31:55,080 --> 01:31:57,800
Speaker 1: You know, if you don't move something, what you don't use,

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01:31:57,920 --> 01:32:01,000
Speaker 1: you lose. So if you're not moving your body, you

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01:32:01,160 --> 01:32:05,200
Speaker 1: lose the ability to move your body. That's just common sense.

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Speaker 1: Get up, take a walk, Introduce some greens into your diet. Man,

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01:32:12,120 --> 01:32:16,799
Speaker 1: eat smarter, stop so much process food. Nobody's gonna eat perfect,

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01:32:17,120 --> 01:32:20,280
Speaker 1: but at least try to increase your health. It'll make

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01:32:20,320 --> 01:32:22,600
Speaker 1: you feel better. The quality of life that you have

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01:32:22,720 --> 01:32:29,280
Speaker 1: would be better. Secondly, eradicate everything in your data is

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01:32:29,320 --> 01:32:32,559
Speaker 1: a waste of time. If you are doing something that's

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01:32:32,680 --> 01:32:39,320
Speaker 1: not making you better, feel better, and your life better,

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01:32:39,800 --> 01:32:45,479
Speaker 1: why are you doing it? Why are you doing it? Really? Man?

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01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:49,120
Speaker 1: When you do something, it should be to progress yourself,

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01:32:50,080 --> 01:32:52,720
Speaker 1: even if it means turning around helping somebody that is

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01:32:52,800 --> 01:32:55,679
Speaker 1: less fortunate. Do you know the blessing that you send

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01:32:55,760 --> 01:32:59,479
Speaker 1: your way by helping the least of these, the less fortunate?

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01:33:00,720 --> 01:33:04,840
Speaker 1: You know God pays you for that. Even if you

1330
01:33:05,040 --> 01:33:07,879
Speaker 1: just cut out the people in your life that are negative,

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01:33:08,479 --> 01:33:12,800
Speaker 1: cut them out your life and replace them with positive people. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I got news, so you don't even have to replace them.

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01:33:14,920 --> 01:33:18,160
Speaker 1: Just cut them out man, where you can have a

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01:33:18,280 --> 01:33:22,000
Speaker 1: solid thought yourself. It's horrible when you got certain people.

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01:33:22,000 --> 01:33:23,600
Speaker 1: They call you and all they do is call you

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Speaker 1: with bad news. They got nothing positive to say. Ever,

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01:33:27,080 --> 01:33:29,960
Speaker 1: they just always on some negative tip and then next

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01:33:30,000 --> 01:33:32,000
Speaker 1: thing you know, it's bleeding over in your day. Your

1339
01:33:32,120 --> 01:33:36,479
Speaker 1: day was fine until you took that call. Get those

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01:33:36,560 --> 01:33:39,400
Speaker 1: people out of your circle, get them away from you.

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01:33:40,600 --> 01:33:42,880
Speaker 1: It's okay. I say this over and over and over,

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01:33:43,000 --> 01:33:46,320
Speaker 1: but I can't tell you how many toxic relationships are

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01:33:46,439 --> 01:33:49,519
Speaker 1: in your life. That's making your life toxic. And you

1344
01:33:49,640 --> 01:33:51,880
Speaker 1: sitting up in here and don't understand why you sick.

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01:33:54,000 --> 01:33:58,240
Speaker 1: You got too many toxic people around you. I have them.

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01:33:59,000 --> 01:34:04,400
Speaker 1: I used to have a lot more I think I've

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01:34:04,439 --> 01:34:06,360
Speaker 1: gotten rid of all of them. I had a company

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01:34:06,439 --> 01:34:09,160
Speaker 1: meeting the other day and something flat up and I

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01:34:09,280 --> 01:34:13,040
Speaker 1: squashed it right away, So maybe that'll keep that from spreading.

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01:34:13,600 --> 01:34:16,640
Speaker 1: But if it don't, I know who it is. And

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01:34:16,760 --> 01:34:20,479
Speaker 1: I just don't like toxic relationships around me anymore. I

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01:34:20,640 --> 01:34:23,719
Speaker 1: just decided that I don't have the time to walk

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01:34:23,800 --> 01:34:26,280
Speaker 1: you through life on how to be and you ain't

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01:34:26,320 --> 01:34:29,040
Speaker 1: really trying to be no better your damn so so

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01:34:29,200 --> 01:34:32,559
Speaker 1: why am I wasting my time with you? Remove toxic

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01:34:32,680 --> 01:34:36,000
Speaker 1: people out your life, toxic relationships, get out of any

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01:34:36,080 --> 01:34:40,200
Speaker 1: toxic situation because all it's doing is making you sick.

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01:34:41,320 --> 01:34:43,720
Speaker 1: So if you manage your time better and you take

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01:34:43,800 --> 01:34:45,880
Speaker 1: care of your health, those are two things that you

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01:34:45,960 --> 01:34:49,920
Speaker 1: could do immediately to start changing your life. I mean

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Speaker 1: you can do this. You can go online. You can

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01:34:53,280 --> 01:34:56,200
Speaker 1: go online. You can go plant base for a little while.

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01:34:56,640 --> 01:34:59,040
Speaker 1: You can cut out processed foods for a little while.

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01:34:59,320 --> 01:35:01,479
Speaker 1: You could just cut i'll sugar for a little while.

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01:35:01,760 --> 01:35:04,200
Speaker 1: Take it step by step and see if you don't

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01:35:04,280 --> 01:35:08,120
Speaker 1: feel better. If that makes you feel better, implement more

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01:35:08,240 --> 01:35:10,720
Speaker 1: that in your life and watch what happens when you

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01:35:10,800 --> 01:35:13,760
Speaker 1: get rid of stop talking to toxic people. You have

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01:35:13,920 --> 01:35:16,720
Speaker 1: a lot more thoughts in your day that belong to

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01:35:16,880 --> 01:35:21,080
Speaker 1: you which could be placed in a positive direction. It's simple,

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01:35:21,640 --> 01:35:27,519
Speaker 1: but it's hard. Honestly, those are my thing. Wow, drop

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Speaker 1: the mic. Very good, Steve. For all Steve Harvey contests,

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