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Speaker 1: Hey, what's your name?

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Speaker 2: My name is Snie.

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Speaker 1: All right, what's up? What's going on today? What's happening?

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Speaker 2: Oh shit, I didn't realize I was talking to you.

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Speaker 2: This is so surreal. I wanted to talk to you

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Speaker 2: about my crippling sasquatch addiction.

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Speaker 1: You have a crippling sax squatch addiction?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like sasquatch, like Bigfoot?

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Speaker 1: What how did you become addicted to Bigfoot?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 2: It became a very young thing. I was into finding

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Speaker 2: Bigfoot and a lot of these cryptozoology of venture shows.

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Speaker 2: So it is one of the more urban myths that

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Speaker 2: I've come to realizations that could be real.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you know, I'm gonna hear you out on this.

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Speaker 1: Why how do you think that it might be real?

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Speaker 2: Well, okay, I don't want to be one of those people.

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Speaker 2: But look at the history. If we talk about real

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Speaker 2: nat animals that are real.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 2: The through piss, which was found off of Africa in

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Speaker 2: the eighteen nineties, it's a really it's a Dino swordfish.

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Speaker 2: To be honest, we thought it w wasn't extinct, but

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Speaker 2: then we recovered it in Africa in the eighteen nineties.

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Speaker 2: The tape here, which was found in the nineteen twenties

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Speaker 2: by South American adventurers. How's it going? And uh, the

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Speaker 2: tape here was found by nineteen twenties discoverers, and now

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Speaker 2: it's in modern history, right hold on.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. He's a

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Speaker 1: big fun he's a giant fucking monster guy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, how is he real?

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Speaker 2: I mean, have you went on into nature?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Another hut strap?

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Speaker 3: Ye?

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Speaker 1: No, shot touched. There's some shit, there's yeah, sure, there's

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Speaker 1: things going on. There's stuff, and there's random weird yes.

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Speaker 1: By the way, you know what. Okay, let me say this, okay,

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Speaker 1: because I'm with you on this. Yes, the world monsters

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Speaker 1: are real. The world's filled with monsters on the bottom

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Speaker 1: of the ocean, is filled with giant monsters with three

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Speaker 1: heads and two and five eyes and crazy weird monster stuff.

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Speaker 1: But I feel like if there was like, okay, like

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Speaker 1: a humanoid like hairy, bipedal creature thing, we would have

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Speaker 1: seen it. By now. I think we would have seen it.

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Speaker 1: Somebody would have seen it.

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Speaker 3: That's what.

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Speaker 2: That's what what that's what we're trying to do right

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Speaker 2: now as a community. I'm not actively partaking right now,

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Speaker 2: but following all the uh, following all the news articles

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Speaker 2: and podcasts we're trying to discover and go on to

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Speaker 2: ventures to pass and actually find. Maybe not, because in

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Speaker 2: some states it's illegal to hunt this creature down sous.

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Speaker 3: To New York.

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Speaker 1: Wait, it's illegal to hunt Bigfoot in New York. It's

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Speaker 1: illegal to shoot at him.

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Speaker 2: Yes, as silly as it may sound, it is illegal.

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Speaker 1: How come you're not joining people on these adventures to

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Speaker 1: find Bigfoot?

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Speaker 2: Well, I work right now as a bartender, so I

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Speaker 2: can't find a lot of time to go out. I recently,

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Speaker 2: I was in your discord, not your discord, your twitch

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Speaker 2: chat when I was saying a semibe and I did

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Speaker 2: go spouting out there. I took a beautiful hike up

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Speaker 2: to Emerald Lake and did the loudest Bigfoot call. I

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Speaker 2: don't think anything hurt me though, but it was still

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Speaker 2: really sweet to shot my Bigfoot representation there.

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Speaker 1: I like the idea that you're like doing your interview

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Speaker 1: at this bar and you're like, I need my days

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Speaker 1: freeze so I can hunt Bigfoot, So don't schedule me

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Speaker 1: on those times.

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Speaker 2: Well, they don't need to know that part.

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Speaker 1: Okay, is this something you keep a secret from people

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Speaker 1: that you're into bigfoot.

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Speaker 2: I'm pretty open about it. But if it's someone on

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Speaker 2: and open mindedness in people because it's a really hit

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Speaker 2: the different theories.

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Speaker 1: So let me ask you this. You said, and I

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Speaker 1: don't know if you were just being tongue in cheek,

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Speaker 1: but you said this was a crippling addiction. Is it true?

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Speaker 1: Does it cripple you in some way? Is it true?

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Speaker 2: I mean I think people look at me like, oh,

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Speaker 2: he knows all these talltales, so he could tell tall tales,

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry?

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Speaker 1: You done? All right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I'm just still in talk that I'm talking

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Speaker 1: Well, so I asked you. You said that this was

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Speaker 2: Sorry?

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Speaker 1: Yeahright?

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Speaker 2: So yeah, on the Tall Tales, I could be telling

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Speaker 2: like it could be a little out there the truth,

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Speaker 2: but it's still the truth. That was some investigations. I

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Speaker 2: don't mean to sound it's not my intense to sound cryptic,

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Speaker 2: I didn't have a lot of friends growing up, so

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Speaker 2: communication is now my biggest subject. So I just kind

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Speaker 2: of keep it real and I'm based.

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Speaker 3: Not a Chad though.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you said, Oh did you say you keep it

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Speaker 3: Yeah? That is correct.

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Speaker 1: Well, let me ask you a question. Is big Foot

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Speaker 1: of Chad? Do you think he's a Chad or is

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Speaker 2: Ah? I would like to see him as a Sigma mm,

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Speaker 2: because he's very elusive. He doesn't want to be out there.

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Speaker 2: He's a very Sigma creature.

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Speaker 1: I I are you. Do you consider yourself a Sigma?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Of course, but I could have alpha moments, so I

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Speaker 2: say Sigma alpha Mmm.

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Speaker 1: I liked I remember when I first heard the concept

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Speaker 1: It's like like you think of like like beta and

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Speaker 1: know if Bigfoot is a human order, if he's how

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Speaker 1: sentient he is or whatever, but Bigfoot saw society for

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Speaker 1: what it was cast himself out of it. Maybe he

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Speaker 1: ran out with pitchforks and torches because he looks crazy,

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Speaker 1: and so he's running around doing his own thing. And

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Speaker 1: so I guess people like you who also identify sigma,

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Speaker 1: I can see why it would be Uh, he would

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Speaker 1: be an appealing figurehead to learn more about and to hunt,

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Speaker 1: not like you know hunt, not to violently hunt, but

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Speaker 1: to try to find are you are you looking for

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Speaker 1: big Foot? Are you looking?

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Speaker 3: Are you?

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Speaker 1: Are you looking for Bigfoot? So that you can ask

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Speaker 1: him questions and talk to him and learn from him.

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Speaker 2: No, that's I mean, if that's the case, it so

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Speaker 2: happens along the way. But no, at this point, my

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Speaker 2: this actually documented as a species. There is a lot

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Speaker 2: to name for it, which I'll need to go into

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Speaker 2: my pictures and find, because god damn, I'm not going

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Speaker 2: to remember that borealice of the name. But there are

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Speaker 2: actually documented by Jeff Meldrum, like a classification of it.

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Speaker 2: And if you go into Asia there's their ring Pain Deck,

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Speaker 2: which is the National Geographic in two thousand and five

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Speaker 2: put out of fifty thousand bounty that is still up.

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Speaker 2: If you want to get rich quickly or not rich

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Speaker 2: quickly and get a flop of your name.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let me ask you this fine, I really got

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Speaker 1: to know this. Do you do you really believe in Bigfoot?

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Speaker 2: Of course? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Really yeah.

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Speaker 2: I mean if someone came up to me and said,

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Speaker 2: chop down every tree and then we will find a

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Speaker 2: bigfoot and then it's a non bigfoot believers, uh say

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Speaker 2: that the Sasquatch believers, I need to plan back every tree,

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Speaker 2: I would say, No, that's too much work. I'm fine,

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Speaker 2: but right now, in my belief, I know that exists.

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, so I told that. So you said

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Speaker 1: if someone said let's chop down every tree to find sasquatch,

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Speaker 2: I would not, And then to us tree planted. That's

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Speaker 2: just too much work homey.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what I'm curious. I'm curiou us about you? What

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Speaker 1: else do you do with your life and time? Oh?

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Speaker 3: God?

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Speaker 2: Just got war Hammer forty k claiming with friends. If

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Speaker 2: you don't know, it's like war Uh years of War

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Speaker 2: work at a movie theater bartending position. Uh yeah, I

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Speaker 2: I'm happy to be alive and alert away alive.

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Speaker 3: Enthusiastics, you're killing it.

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Speaker 1: You're you're You're. I would call you an alpha honestly, Honestly,

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Speaker 1: I think there's something. I think the most alpha thing

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Speaker 2: I'm glad I'm here with my dogs.

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Speaker 3: You alive, and you because at least could see you

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Speaker 3: and you're real and I could talk to you.

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Speaker 1: You don't know that I'm real. You know I'm real

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Speaker 1: as much as you know Bigfoot is real. Because well, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: all right. I was gonna say, because you you have it,

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Speaker 1: you can't see me right now.

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Speaker 4: But.

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Speaker 1: Uh, well did we talk, it counts you saw me

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Speaker 1: more than Bigfoot.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Although I'm a little bit I think like the geck

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Speaker 1: or therapy gecko, it is a bit of a uh

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Speaker 1: you could classify it as a cryptid. I if I guess,

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Speaker 1: I guess, what's your name again? I suppose that if

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Speaker 1: therapy gecko is real, then why can't Bigfoot be real? Sure, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll take that. I'll believe, I'll accept that as something,

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Speaker 1: and I could do a bargin here.

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Speaker 2: But I want to make one last argument. If you

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Speaker 2: look at the Lockness Monster, and like the body of

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Speaker 2: water that's located, if it's originally supposed to first dated

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Speaker 2: to be thirteen hundred, I'm gonna say that number just

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Speaker 2: so to exaggerate. It's been a long time, but it's

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Speaker 2: been a recorded sighting since then. If it was real,

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Speaker 2: it need to reproduce, to eat, and have enough space

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Speaker 2: for shelter and all that. You can all find that

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Speaker 2: in that body. So if someone wants to have a

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Speaker 2: Lockness versus Taskquat file.

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Speaker 4: My name is Frederick?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta do something. You gotta do something, and

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Speaker 1: Why don't you think, Yeah, bro, go do go?

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Speaker 1: I think of anything. God damn, it started. You know what,

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Speaker 4: Every Friday, I sell banana bread, pumpkin bread, lemon, blueberry bread,

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Speaker 4: Then I did like. I had a radio show. I

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. No, I felt the same. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: Thanks man. Thanks Sorry that sounded cold when I said it.

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Speaker 1: Just now, I mean, okay, good. See this is my

443
00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:29,800
Speaker 1: anxiety thinking that you that you hate me.

444
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:35,680
Speaker 3: But I mean, how did you get through it?

445
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:41,080
Speaker 1: I haven't. I'm pretty depressed a lot of the time.

446
00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:44,920
Speaker 4: Wow, I feel like, how did you get past like

447
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:45,680
Speaker 4: your twenties?

448
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:48,680
Speaker 1: I mean, like, how did I get past my twenties? Well,

449
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:53,000
Speaker 1: here's the I guess. I guess if you don't die,

450
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 1: you just keep going, you know what I mean. That's

451
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,359
Speaker 1: how I got through it. This is just the natural

452
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:05,280
Speaker 1: passage of time continued on, and that's how I got

453
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:09,359
Speaker 1: through it. I did think, I try, I did stuff.

454
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 1: I just I guess that's what I'm trying to think. Back,

455
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:17,760
Speaker 1: I did stuff, and I tried to do stuff as

456
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:20,680
Speaker 1: much as possible. And when I was doing stuff, I

457
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:22,960
Speaker 1: was less depressed. And when I wasn't doing stuff, I

458
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 1: was more depressed. And I went on this yin yang

459
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:32,480
Speaker 1: of do stuff and not be depressed, followed by days, weeks, months,

460
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:34,880
Speaker 1: whatever it is of not doing stuff and being depressed,

461
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:41,480
Speaker 1: and you just keep doing that and then like until

462
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:43,080
Speaker 1: you die. Yeah, and that's and by the way, that's

463
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:46,560
Speaker 1: still what I'm doing now. It's still how it works.

464
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 1: It hasn't changed, unfortunately. But I don't know, but I'm

465
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:53,760
Speaker 1: starting to. I think one thing I've been thinking about

466
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,520
Speaker 1: it is I think you just accept it. I feel

467
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:58,440
Speaker 1: like I've been talking a lot about depression on this thing,

468
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 1: so you can kind of accepted. You kind of accept

469
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,399
Speaker 1: that that's the the yin and the yang. But I

470
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,360
Speaker 1: don't know if that's a fucking good idea. I don't

471
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,639
Speaker 1: know if just accepting that I'm going to be depressed

472
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:11,680
Speaker 1: forever is a good idea is good? I don't think

473
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 1: that's a good idea. Maybe accepting that, like life is different,

474
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,960
Speaker 1: as difficult, and it has difficulties and as times where

475
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 1: it's not as exciting and amazing all the time, maybe

476
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,399
Speaker 1: accepting that is a good idea.

477
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that's true. I mean you can be like, oh,

478
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:28,800
Speaker 4: I'm depressed now, but maybe like on Friday, I can

479
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 4: being happy because I got to look forward to Yeah.

480
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:35,440
Speaker 1: I love that bake sale. Though, that's a cool idea.

481
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:38,320
Speaker 1: What's your magnum opus of the bake sale? What's your top?

482
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 4: Oh man, everyone loves the banana bread. Dude, it's annoying.

483
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:47,199
Speaker 1: Honestly, it's an That's the most hilarious thing I've ever

484
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 1: heard anyone say. It's annoying how much people love my

485
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,840
Speaker 1: banana bread, because, like I'm.

486
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 4: Trying to do other resids, Like I was so excited

487
00:26:56,880 --> 00:27:00,399
Speaker 4: to present my red velvet marble pound cake. This is

488
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,960
Speaker 4: one of the most coolest things I've done. And I

489
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,399
Speaker 4: had to give away the last piece because like no

490
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 4: one wanted it.

491
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:10,760
Speaker 3: But no, the banana bread.

492
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 4: I had a guy come in and buy three loaves

493
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:14,359
Speaker 4: of them, Like you kidding?

494
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 1: That sounds fucking delicious. I would eat the funk out

495
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:20,919
Speaker 1: of as it's a Is it like coated and icing?

496
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 1: Is there icing on the top of the red velvet cake?

497
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:29,680
Speaker 4: Cream cheese, frosting with white chocolate little bits on the top?

498
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Speaker 3: Bro?

499
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:32,120
Speaker 1: Where are these bake sales? I want one of those.

500
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:33,879
Speaker 1: I don't really like banana bread. I'm more of a

501
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:35,720
Speaker 1: red velvet guy. Where are these big sales?

502
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 4: They're at my school in Massachusetts? Oh, I would love.

503
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:45,360
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I don't know. We're based in Rhode.

504
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 1: Island, right, No, I'm not based in Rhode Island. I'm

505
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:49,200
Speaker 1: in New York.

506
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:50,679
Speaker 3: Oh.

507
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:52,760
Speaker 4: I live in Well. My home is in New York

508
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 4: Long Island.

509
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:58,119
Speaker 1: Okay, can you send me a red velvet through the mail? No,

510
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:02,360
Speaker 1: don't do that. It's probably gonna get Yeah, it'll spoil. Yeah,

511
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:05,159
Speaker 1: all right, I'll just Can we do like I was

512
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,119
Speaker 1: watching SpongeBob. I was watching the episode where Blankton is

513
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 1: eating a meat loaf that his wife has projected in

514
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 1: front of him. Maybe we can do something like that.

515
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:14,479
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe we can do something like that. You can

516
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 1: you can make a holographic red velvet cake for me

517
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:17,600
Speaker 1: to enjoy.

518
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 4: Dude, that'd be awesome. Can I be your Karen?

519
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 1: I'm not one hundred percent sure what I would be

520
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,639
Speaker 1: agreeing to if I said yes, So I'm going to

521
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:32,359
Speaker 1: abstain from the from answering that question for now. All right,

522
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:33,879
Speaker 1: what is your name against sir?

523
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:35,720
Speaker 4: I'm Frederick.

524
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:40,000
Speaker 1: Frederick Frederick is good talking to you. And also you're

525
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 1: making me think. You're making me think about being when

526
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 1: I was twenty in college and depressed and how did

527
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Speaker 1: I get through it? I'll say this. I'll say this

528
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:53,680
Speaker 1: if I knew, if I knew I was still going

529
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 1: to be depressed at twenty six, well I shouldn't say this,

530
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 1: but it's the truth. I think if I knew I

531
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 1: was going to be depressed at twenty six when I

532
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 1: was twenty, i'd be like, fuck, but my but it's

533
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:12,240
Speaker 1: things have gotten a lot better. It's a different it's

534
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 1: different flavor. That's the thing. It's a different flavor. So

535
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 1: I take that back. I take that back. I take

536
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 1: that back because I don't want people get the wrong idea.

537
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 1: I don't want people to think nothing everything that's dark mess,

538
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 1: that's a dark message. I take that message back. I

539
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 1: don't want people to think that nothing ever gets better,

540
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 1: because that's not true. That's really genuinely not true. A lot,

541
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 1: it's gotten significantly better in my life since I was

542
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 1: twenty A lot has changed. A lot has changed.

543
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 4: And change.

544
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't be, don't be, don't be your problems and

545
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 1: your things that your brain just gets different, it adapts,

546
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 1: it gets different. So I don't have the such So

547
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 1: it's I don't have the exact same depression for the

548
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:57,960
Speaker 1: exact same reasons and the exact same things at twenty

549
00:29:58,040 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 1: six and I did when I was twenty Things might

550
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 1: get better. I don't want to. I don't like toxic.

551
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 1: I don't like saying that things are going to get

552
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 1: better because I can't. I'm not uh an oracle, but

553
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:11,040
Speaker 1: they could. I'll leave it at that. I like this

554
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 1: bake sale idea. Do more bake sales. Just keep doing bakes,

555
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:18,000
Speaker 1: do the do you should put up a big banter

556
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,160
Speaker 1: for real. Honestly, if you did this, you would sell

557
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 1: a lot. You should. You should make a little make

558
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:30,880
Speaker 1: a sign that said that says I'm trying not to

559
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 1: kill myself. So I made this red velvet cake instead,

560
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 1: and I bet you would. I bet you would sell

561
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 1: a lot. I bet you would sell a lot if

562
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 1: you had that little sign.

563
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 4: I would appeal greatly to these college students.

564
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 1: I think it would. I think it would because that's

565
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:53,600
Speaker 1: a great thing to do. I'm trying. I'm bake. I'm

566
00:30:53,680 --> 00:31:00,400
Speaker 1: doing a bake sale to prevent me from succumbing to

567
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:03,480
Speaker 1: the darkness of reality. I think people would.

568
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 4: People would subscribe to that, my desperate attempt from suicide.

569
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's why I'm That's why anyone's but

570
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 1: you would just there's something, honest, I think in that sign,

571
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 1: because that's why everyone's fucking doing anything that they're doing.

572
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 1: They just don't want to very vulnerable. Yeah, it's vulnerable.

573
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 1: I think people would you would sell more? Uh banana bread? God,

574
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 1: I hope not.

575
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 4: Why you know? Are you are you making?

576
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 3: Are you making?

577
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 1: Are you making money doing this?

578
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 3: Yeah?

579
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 4: I make like a couple me Like I make like

580
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,239
Speaker 4: three loaves because I only have one pan that uh

581
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 4: is the right? Like I have like many loaves. I

582
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 4: so many loaves and I only have one that makes them.

583
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 4: So it's kind of hard. It takes a lot of time.

584
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 1: What do you do with the money that you get

585
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:55,480
Speaker 1: from your bake cell?

586
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 4: Sometimes I gotta like pay off the parking ticket that

587
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:06,040
Speaker 4: I get from parked there at the bake sale, so

588
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 4: that's like eighty bucks.

589
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 1: But if hold on, I don't want to hold on? Stop?

590
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, why sorry the microphone got sucked up? Why

591
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 1: where the fuck are you parking? Where you get? Okay,

592
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 1: hold on, stop, I don't answer just yet. You park

593
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 1: your car? Okay, held I'm gonna I'm gonna form a

594
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 1: concise thought. How many times have you got in the

595
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:40,440
Speaker 1: parking ticket? For eighty dollars as a results of the

596
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:40,960
Speaker 1: space sale.

597
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:48,400
Speaker 4: Maybe like a handful they like five fine.

598
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:50,080
Speaker 1: Park somewhere else.

599
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:52,960
Speaker 4: There's nowhere hose to park.

600
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:53,720
Speaker 2: I need to pass.

601
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 1: I take up fucking Why do you? Okay, here's the thing.

602
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 1: We've all been. We've all parks somewhere been like, we're

603
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 1: probably fine, gone back to our cars. Eighty dollars parking ticket.

604
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:10,720
Speaker 1: I get it. But if you fucking do that five times,

605
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 1: you'd sew on you.

606
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 4: I don't want to buy the pass. That's just I

607
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 4: have the I'm not giving into this stupid ass college.

608
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 1: How much is the past four hundreds? Just take an

609
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:25,320
Speaker 1: uber there.

610
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 4: I got to bring all my.

611
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 1: Stuff put it in the Are you do you have

612
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,480
Speaker 1: friends that help you with this bake sale or are

613
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 1: you completely alone? No?

614
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 4: I'm alone. I would have to like have them do

615
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 4: stuff online, and like I don't want to burden them.

616
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 1: You could like hire your friends for the to help

617
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 1: you out for the cost of all these parking tickets.

618
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 4: That is true.

619
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 1: You don't have to let me. I want you to

620
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:58,200
Speaker 1: know something, well, you know two things. You don't have

621
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 1: to succumb to your negative thoughts and to the stories

622
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:10,400
Speaker 1: you tell yourself about your life and yourself and society,

623
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:13,280
Speaker 1: and you don't have just to come to that darkness. Okay,

624
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:16,560
Speaker 1: you don't, And you don't have to succumb to eighty

625
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 1: dollars parking tickets. Fucking find somewhere else to park.

626
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 3: I will do that.

627
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 4: Maybe. Yeah, it's just so far to walk with all

628
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 4: that stuff.

629
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 1: But I'll be talking to just how many more? I mean,

630
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 1: what eighty times? What's eighty times five? It's more than

631
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:34,920
Speaker 1: four hundred, it's gotta be.

632
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 4: It's like five forty six, No, forty five, that's forty five.

633
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 1: Okay, so you've spent four hundred and fifty dollars avoiding

634
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 1: buying a four hundred dollars parking pass.

635
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,839
Speaker 4: It's a little ridiculous, I know, But it's more about

636
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 4: the message comes.

637
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 1: The message you're sending is that you're bad with math

638
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:54,320
Speaker 1: and money.

639
00:34:58,239 --> 00:34:59,360
Speaker 4: That's why i'm English major.

640
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:01,840
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do with the what? What's the

641
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:03,880
Speaker 1: plan with What are you gonna do when you graduate?

642
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 3: I don't know.

643
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,840
Speaker 4: I already have to spend like another year here because

644
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:13,279
Speaker 4: I've done terrible and I just don't. I just don't

645
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 4: do my assignments.

646
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,840
Speaker 1: I don't know, okay, but you do the banks like

647
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,320
Speaker 1: like no, no, no, don't, don't whatever, you whatever? Negative

648
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:21,600
Speaker 1: hold on, what were you about to say?

649
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:25,720
Speaker 4: No, I'm just so scared of what's after college.

650
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:30,840
Speaker 1: Much of Can you work at a bakery?

651
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:37,719
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe I can build a portfolio, But again, like

652
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 4: then that, then I think of the bear, and I

653
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 4: think of how stressful this stuff is.

654
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:45,280
Speaker 1: The bear is a fucking car. The bear is a cartoon.

655
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 4: All right, wait, I think thinking a different show.

656
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I'm started. I've started to do

657
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:55,320
Speaker 1: this thing only because it's kind of funny to me,

658
00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:58,239
Speaker 1: where any work of fiction I just refer to as

659
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:05,279
Speaker 1: a cartoon. Oh okay, yeah, the bear isn't real and

660
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 1: you're real? And how many motherfuckers in the first of all? Okay,

661
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 1: as you know, we live in a stupid world with

662
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:19,920
Speaker 1: a lot of stupid not real jobs such as a

663
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:28,360
Speaker 1: podcaster and whatever. I don't know. People are like on

664
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 1: the computer, like you're the job that you want is

665
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:37,040
Speaker 1: one of the few real jobs. Like if you said

666
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 1: that you wanted to be like a fucking skateboarding dolphin,

667
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:44,880
Speaker 1: it'd be like, yeah, it's not, it's not I mean,

668
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,919
Speaker 1: so you could do it. In this world. But that's

669
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 1: you want a real job. The job you want has

670
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 1: been around for centuries. Spaking fucking bread is a real

671
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:01,919
Speaker 1: job that you want. So it's not like the bear.

672
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 1: It's just it's a real job. Go get your real job.

673
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:15,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, I should. Then I wasted so much money being

674
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:21,399
Speaker 4: in college. That's fallacy. I guess that's your parents.

675
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 1: That's your hold on. That's hold on, that's your parents' money.

676
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,480
Speaker 1: If you were like if you were eight, if you

677
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:30,279
Speaker 1: were eighteen and you took out a loan, if you

678
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:35,440
Speaker 1: took out one of those fucking predatory college loans, I

679
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:37,400
Speaker 1: would feel bad for you. But I don't feel bad

680
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:42,520
Speaker 1: for your parents because your parents made the conscious decision.

681
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 1: You didn't. I didn't say your parents were Like, your

682
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:49,359
Speaker 1: parents decided they wanted to waste a lot of their

683
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:54,160
Speaker 1: money to send you to college. And that's and that's

684
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:57,279
Speaker 1: on the that's on them. You can't you can't take

685
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 1: responsibility for that decision. That's on them.

686
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 3: H shit, I guess so, so you don't.

687
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 1: So if you if your your parents wasted a bunch

688
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 1: of money for you to get an English degree, and

689
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:18,279
Speaker 1: then you but you don't and you don't have to

690
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 1: define you. But you don't have to. You don't have

691
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:26,640
Speaker 1: to base your entire life off of that fact. Right.

692
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 1: You can do whatever you want now, like go to

693
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 1: co go to finish college. You know if your parents

694
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:36,440
Speaker 1: are paying for you to go finish college, hang out

695
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 1: with your friends, bake stuff, and uh, think about how

696
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:47,400
Speaker 1: you can become a baker. It's not a crazy idea,

697
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,320
Speaker 1: becoming a baker. A lot of people do it.

698
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 4: Y's not. I just gotta get better and can fully commit.

699
00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:00,439
Speaker 1: Stop watching the Bear. I don't even It's not not real.

700
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 1: That's all.

701
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 4: You should watch.

702
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:06,360
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna watch it. I don't watch cartoons.

703
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 4: You're just talking about spongeblug. I do.

704
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,960
Speaker 1: I like SpongeBob. I watched SpongeBob a lot, but it's real.

705
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 1: But that's yeah, But that's real. Frederick, you said.

706
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:17,840
Speaker 3: Your name was.

707
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 4: Frederick.

708
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:24,399
Speaker 1: I is there anything I don't want to I feel?

709
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 2: Uh?

710
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:28,399
Speaker 1: I extend. I think I tried to end this phone

711
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 1: called fifteen minutes ago, but I extended it because I

712
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 1: I see your plight is your plight resonates with me.

713
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 1: So I'm enjoying talking to you about it.

714
00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:45,959
Speaker 4: I'm glad we got this. Uh, connection going.

715
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 1: Is there any other aspect of any of this that

716
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 1: you want to talk about before we go? Or you

717
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 1: think we did it? I mean.

718
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:59,879
Speaker 4: I think I think we're good. I mean, there's there's

719
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 4: no much else to say besides I mean, if I

720
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,839
Speaker 4: say something else, it's kind of just like, well, that's

721
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:08,440
Speaker 4: just that's just life. So I'm glad. I'm glad we

722
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:09,239
Speaker 4: had this conversation.

723
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:15,920
Speaker 1: Cool. I hope to one day I have a piece

724
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 1: of your delicious red velvet cake. One day when you

725
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 1: have a website and you shipped to all fifty states,

726
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 1: I'll buy a slice of cake from you. I'll be

727
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 1: reserving you on beautiful all right, take care, Frederick, thanks

728
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 1: for calling.

729
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:35,720
Speaker 4: Of course, that it going while goodbye.

730
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:46,360
Speaker 1: I like that guy. His plight, His plight truly did resonate.

731
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:47,800
Speaker 3: With me.

732
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:52,600
Speaker 1: I don't know if I have anything to add, but

733
00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:56,960
Speaker 1: I just what's echoing in my mind is this guy

734
00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:00,120
Speaker 1: is like, I want to become a baker, but the

735
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 1: bear shows that it's the bear is not real. Okay,

736
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:12,640
Speaker 1: go to Panera, not Panera, what's a bakery. Go to

737
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 1: a bakery and just watch what people are doing. It's

738
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:21,920
Speaker 1: very boring. That's what most most of baking is just waiting. Right,

739
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:27,360
Speaker 1: I've never baked a single fucking thing in my entire life.

740
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:31,759
Speaker 1: I need you all to know that never baked a

741
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:37,920
Speaker 1: goddamn thing ever. But I'm gonna make a lot of

742
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:42,480
Speaker 1: assumptions about it right now. I assume it's just waiting.

743
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 1: You take a bunch of dough, you make it into

744
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:50,720
Speaker 1: fucking circles, you put it in a thing, you press

745
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:56,439
Speaker 1: some buttons, and you wait. That doesn't make for good TV.

746
00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:00,840
Speaker 1: So I've never seen The Bear. I don't even know

747
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:04,720
Speaker 1: what it's about. I assume. I assume, like most TV shows,

748
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 1: it's like, the guy's a baker, but he also like

749
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 1: has sex with people, right, or like fights people, and

750
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:16,440
Speaker 1: so people in award winning TV shows tend to do.

751
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 1: They tend to have sex with people and fight people. So,

752
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 1: having never seen, having never having never seen a single

753
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 1: episode of The Bear, and having never baked anything in

754
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:36,360
Speaker 1: my life, I think that this guy can get a

755
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 1: job as a baker, because if you go into a

756
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 1: bakery and you look, there's no crazy music, there's no

757
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 1: guy getting into fights, no one's having sex. They're just waiting.

758
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:58,799
Speaker 1: They're just waiting around for doe to rise doesn't make

759
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:03,440
Speaker 1: for good TV, but it's real and I think it's

760
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 1: achievable by our friend Frederick, and I hope he succeeds.

761
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:14,239
Speaker 3: O friend Jay, Hello, yo, I what's up?

762
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 1: What's your name again?

763
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:17,799
Speaker 3: You can call me Jay?

764
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 1: Jay? How can I? How can we? What shall we

765
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 1: do with our brief time together connected in the infinite

766
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 1: timeline of the universe?

767
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:32,479
Speaker 3: Uh? Well, first, I want to say love your show,

768
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,640
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. I watch it all the time

769
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:38,880
Speaker 3: while I'm driving around because I texted you, but I

770
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 3: know you weren't really like doing the test messages. I

771
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:43,799
Speaker 3: was just like, yeah, I wanted to talk about being

772
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 3: a locksmith because I've been doing it for about seven

773
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:51,320
Speaker 3: or eight months now and it's been kind of interesting

774
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:58,880
Speaker 3: to me because the people are hilarious. Like I feel like,

775
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 3: first things first, if you ever get locked out of

776
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 3: your house, your business, or your car, it's not my fault.

777
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:12,799
Speaker 1: Like wait, wait, wait what and what sent these people?

778
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:16,440
Speaker 1: These people lock themselves out of their car and then

779
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:17,919
Speaker 1: blame you? How does that work?

780
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:23,360
Speaker 3: It's the attitude for when I'm like, hey, this is

781
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:26,480
Speaker 3: how much it costs, and they're just like, ah, and

782
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:29,439
Speaker 3: that's too much. That's too much money. And I'm just like, well,

783
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 3: you got to pay for a service. I don't know

784
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:33,239
Speaker 3: what you want me to do here?

785
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 1: How much does it cost to lock yourself out of

786
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:36,920
Speaker 1: your car?

787
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 3: So that's the funny part. So like my thing is, uh,

788
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 3: the company I work for, they will set by some

789
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:52,320
Speaker 3: base prices. If you say you call us for a service,

790
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:55,359
Speaker 3: I'll be like, yeah, this is how much it cost

791
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:57,799
Speaker 3: if you ask me about it. If you don't ask,

792
00:44:58,040 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 3: I might throw some wild number up there.

793
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:06,279
Speaker 1: Wait so wait, hold on, so tell me. Okay, so

794
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 1: you have a what do you mean? What do you mean?

795
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:10,840
Speaker 1: If they don't ask me about it, ask you about what?

796
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 3: So typically the I'll get sent like the uh information,

797
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 3: It'll say. It would just be like, lyle located this place,

798
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 3: here's the number, and you know the type of car

799
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:29,080
Speaker 3: whatever it may be. And then I'll call you and

800
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,279
Speaker 3: be like, hey, I'm your lost smith, just trying to

801
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 3: confirm address. And then you'll be like, oh, yeah, I'm

802
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:36,719
Speaker 3: located here. And some people will be like how much

803
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 3: will it cost? And some people won't say anything at all.

804
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:43,480
Speaker 3: So when you ask me, I'll be like, yeah, it's

805
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 3: gonna be between one hundred and one twenty five. But

806
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 3: if you don't ask me and you live in a

807
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:51,879
Speaker 3: super rich area, I'm gonna say more.

808
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 1: I just that's that's fucking annoying, dude, Fuck you.

809
00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:57,880
Speaker 4: No.

810
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:04,719
Speaker 3: My thing is, it's like we are is this commission

811
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 3: based so I only get like a page out of everything.

812
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 1: So you know, sometimes I'm pretty sure that is that.

813
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:17,400
Speaker 1: There's gotta be some kind of like law about that

814
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 1: or something.

815
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 3: I'm not sure.

816
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 1: I'm not. Honestly, Well, it's fucked up because you can't

817
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:27,840
Speaker 1: I mean, you can't say no, by the way, the thing,

818
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:29,920
Speaker 1: by the way, the whole thing about the it's in

819
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 1: a rich neighborhood. It's like, well, how do you know

820
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 1: somebody is not just like, uh, you know, it's their car,

821
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:37,320
Speaker 1: it's not their house. You know, how do you know

822
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 1: somebody is fucking not just passing through?

823
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,759
Speaker 3: Because for the most part, they'll be parking, like the

824
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:48,160
Speaker 3: driveway inside the garage. I'll check I ease to to

825
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 3: confirm certain things, so it will usually be their house.

826
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 1: But because it's not the one, because here's the thing is,

827
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 1: they can't say no, what are they gonna do? It's

828
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:02,799
Speaker 1: not what do they do? I guess I can call

829
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:04,320
Speaker 1: another locksmith.

830
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:08,400
Speaker 3: And that that happens. Or sometimes you'll show up and

831
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 3: there'll already be someone there, or you'll be competing, like

832
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 3: trying to get there before someone else gets there, and

833
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,920
Speaker 3: they'll tell you like, oh yeah, I call the other places,

834
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:18,440
Speaker 3: so you might want to hurry up. There are other

835
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 3: people on the way, So like I'm dang near competing

836
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:22,360
Speaker 3: for the money.

837
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 1: You know how much how much extra you throw on there?

838
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:29,480
Speaker 1: If people don't ask you, I just say like.

839
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:32,759
Speaker 3: One to fifty or maybe one sixty, not like a

840
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 3: whole bunch. Now, if you drive like a like a

841
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:39,279
Speaker 3: brand new BMW, I might say a little bit more

842
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:44,360
Speaker 3: because sometimes people are driving like really expensive cars and

843
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 3: they can afford it, and a lot of people are

844
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:49,640
Speaker 3: like I'll say a price for a house or a car,

845
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:52,399
Speaker 3: and they'll be like, okay, cool, here's a tip while

846
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 3: you're at it. It doesn't it's not like it doesn't

847
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 3: hinder them. It doesn't hurt them at all. But if

848
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:01,400
Speaker 3: I see like I've helped like taco bell workers or

849
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 3: McDonald's worker, and just someone oh who obviously is a student,

850
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 3: I'd be like just eighty bucks, ninety bucks, one hundred,

851
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 3: like al thow people deal. I don't just try to

852
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 3: take everything from everyone.

853
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:15,440
Speaker 1: No, I think that's fucking annoying.

854
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:18,680
Speaker 3: I don't believe you saying that.

855
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:19,160
Speaker 4: I don't.

856
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,640
Speaker 1: Uh No, that's a super annoying thing to do. Uh

857
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:23,799
Speaker 1: what was I going to say?

858
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:24,239
Speaker 4: What?

859
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 3: So?

860
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:28,279
Speaker 1: So I'm curious, So you can theoretically, like the locksmith

861
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:32,040
Speaker 1: I always thought was that's a super interesting thing because

862
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 1: you can, theoretically if you wanted to break into any

863
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:35,759
Speaker 1: car correct.

864
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:40,880
Speaker 3: Theoretically, like sure, what cars?

865
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:43,839
Speaker 1: I guess what, I guess. It's like, I guess it's okay,

866
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:46,719
Speaker 1: so people lock their cars, right, But like if you were,

867
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 1: if you were let's say, some form of career criminal, right,

868
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 1: and you could learn the trade of locksmithing. And you can, theoretically,

869
00:48:56,560 --> 00:49:00,040
Speaker 1: if you learn that trade, get into any house or car.

870
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 3: Almost because there I've certainly seen cars or houses or

871
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:12,440
Speaker 3: buildings that you're not getting in unless you're making a

872
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:17,200
Speaker 3: bunch of noise. So it's not like I can just

873
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:19,879
Speaker 3: be like boom, I'm in your house. I will tell

874
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 3: people though, for the really really easy ones, I'm like, hey,

875
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:25,920
Speaker 3: you should get a car alarm, because that took five seconds.

876
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:29,759
Speaker 3: Literally took five seconds. Beginning you have no alarm, and

877
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 3: you'll have a car that's like I don't know how

878
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:35,800
Speaker 3: to hot wire any car, but like there are certain

879
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 3: cars I'm pretty sure you could just literally look it

880
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:41,239
Speaker 3: up and boom, you've got a brand new car to

881
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 3: go on the joy ride.

882
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:49,880
Speaker 1: Or have you ever used your your locksmith? Have you

883
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:54,240
Speaker 1: ever used your locksmith skills for evil aside from marking

884
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 1: up your services?

885
00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:58,759
Speaker 3: Not yet? Not yet.

886
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:02,480
Speaker 1: I had to scary. That's a very scary answer to

887
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 1: hear from you.

888
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:05,880
Speaker 4: What is what is?

889
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:06,480
Speaker 3: What is?

890
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:06,800
Speaker 4: Not?

891
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:07,359
Speaker 5: Yet?

892
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:07,879
Speaker 4: Mean?

893
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 3: I mean I haven't done that yet, Like there's been

894
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:12,040
Speaker 3: no reason.

895
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 1: Why do you keep saying yet?

896
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:18,399
Speaker 3: Because like what if there's a situation where I'm just like, say,

897
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:22,279
Speaker 3: for example, like someone does something awful and I'm just

898
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:24,759
Speaker 3: like they call me and they're like, dude, we got

899
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:26,800
Speaker 3: to get this guy or girl back, and I'm just like,

900
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:29,000
Speaker 3: all right, I'll open the car and you can throw

901
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 3: a bunch of like I don't know shit in there,

902
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:35,279
Speaker 3: or you can get whatever what's stolen from you back,

903
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:37,480
Speaker 3: because that would still be considered bad in a way.

904
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 1: Dude, I do not want the lock I do not

905
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 1: want the locksmith. Vigilante in my neighborhood so stupid. I'm

906
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:52,880
Speaker 1: so uh wow, I'm afraid that you have this because

907
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 1: that's like power right there. That's a lot of you

908
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 1: know that whatever. There's something to be said about political

909
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:01,719
Speaker 1: power and you know, social power or whatever, but the

910
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 1: power of a locksmith, that's a powerful ability. You can

911
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:12,040
Speaker 1: get in anywhere you want physically, that's I.

912
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:20,120
Speaker 3: Mean, I would say not exactly because every lock isn't pickable.

913
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:24,960
Speaker 3: Every lock shouldn't be pickable. So there's like home to

914
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:28,240
Speaker 3: are really good. Like first off, if you're ever wondering,

915
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:31,839
Speaker 3: in my opinion, the top lock the dead boat. That's

916
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 3: what matters the most. That's the absolute of your protection

917
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:38,800
Speaker 3: right there. Also kind of like what door you have,

918
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:42,279
Speaker 3: but that's a whole other thing. But if you just

919
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 3: have your top lock locked, you're good. Like there's you

920
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:48,719
Speaker 3: can't always pick those and you're not going to get

921
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:52,279
Speaker 3: in without making all this noise. So and i mean

922
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 3: in America, most people have a gun. So I'm just

923
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,840
Speaker 3: not gonna go let me be break into this house,

924
00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:00,840
Speaker 3: you know, because I'm not I don't need to do

925
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:03,440
Speaker 3: that for one and I'm just not that type of guy.

926
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:07,759
Speaker 3: So it's just like it's not like a Ooh, I'm

927
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:09,840
Speaker 3: in your house. I'm in your friends right now, and

928
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,799
Speaker 3: you just don't know what types like it's not going

929
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:17,879
Speaker 3: to be, you know. But there are times when I'm

930
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:20,200
Speaker 3: working on someone's house and I'll be I'll make a

931
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:23,719
Speaker 3: recommendation like, hey, you should probably get a better lock,

932
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:27,720
Speaker 3: or you should get like better framing or something, because

933
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:30,359
Speaker 3: there are sometimes where I'm like, hey, I would never

934
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:34,239
Speaker 3: live like that myself, so you should definitely get that

935
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:38,800
Speaker 3: changed up. And I work a lot in the city

936
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 3: of Chicago, so like I'm literally everywhere, and there's certain

937
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:46,600
Speaker 3: spaces I'm just like, you should add more protection because

938
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 3: this is not the best neighborhood. Like you definitely will

939
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:55,520
Speaker 3: see it where Like there's places where I go, like

940
00:52:55,719 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 3: I'm out at a restaurant or someone's house where I'm

941
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:01,920
Speaker 3: just kind of looking and I will tell them, like,

942
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:04,439
Speaker 3: you know, this place would be really easy to break into,

943
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:06,480
Speaker 3: and they're like what, I'm just like, hey, I'm just

944
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:07,040
Speaker 3: letting you know.

945
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:10,600
Speaker 1: Have you ever gotten your home broken into or your

946
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:11,439
Speaker 1: car broken into?

947
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:20,680
Speaker 3: Not my car and not my own home. Personally, there

948
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:24,440
Speaker 3: was an a tent I would say in one of

949
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 3: my first apartments. I had a friend like me and

950
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:30,920
Speaker 3: my roommates all went to work. We worked at the

951
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:32,800
Speaker 3: same place, so we all left and we had a

952
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:36,080
Speaker 3: friend we let stay there because they like lived an

953
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:39,759
Speaker 3: apartment above with their parents and they're just like, you know,

954
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:42,120
Speaker 3: they'll come hang out because sometimes they just need to

955
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 3: get away. And she texted us it was like, hey,

956
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:48,719
Speaker 3: you know someone is like jiggling on the doors or

957
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:52,120
Speaker 3: something like I keep hearing the door get turned. And

958
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:54,880
Speaker 3: so I think that was the only time there's a

959
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:57,880
Speaker 3: tempt in my own apartment. I can't really think of

960
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,919
Speaker 3: any time when I was younger that maybe someone has.

961
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:02,600
Speaker 3: Maybe I just don't remember.

962
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 1: Okay, I was thinking while you were talking. I was

963
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:13,000
Speaker 1: thinking more about the marking up thing, and you know,

964
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:16,800
Speaker 1: do whatever you're gonna do, but like, it will be

965
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 1: kind of funny if you like, ever take your car

966
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 1: to the auto mechanic and they like overcharge you and

967
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:27,239
Speaker 1: tell you that a bunch of things are wrong that

968
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:28,840
Speaker 1: aren't well, then here's.

969
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:29,000
Speaker 3: What they do.

970
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:32,960
Speaker 1: They do. They'll like you ever go there and yeah

971
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:34,600
Speaker 1: they do that, and there you go there and they're like,

972
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:39,080
Speaker 1: your air filter is dirty and it's gonna cost about

973
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:44,120
Speaker 1: eight thousand dollars for a new air filter and you're

974
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:48,840
Speaker 1: just sitting there like, well, this person, you have to

975
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:51,120
Speaker 1: you have to trust this person that they kind of

976
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:52,640
Speaker 1: know what they're talking about and I trying to fuck

977
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:54,920
Speaker 1: you over, but they kind of are. But you just

978
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:57,640
Speaker 1: gotta take it. You just gotta fact like like you have,

979
00:54:57,800 --> 00:55:01,200
Speaker 1: Like there's a premium that you pay to have people

980
00:55:01,239 --> 00:55:05,120
Speaker 1: who know more about your things take care of them

981
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:09,640
Speaker 1: and you, And the premium you pay is the markup

982
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 1: of them fucking you over.

983
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:14,719
Speaker 3: I mean, it's funny you say that because I did

984
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:17,799
Speaker 3: get an oil change like a week or two ago

985
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:21,240
Speaker 3: on a slow day, Like sometimes I'll have a slow

986
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:23,000
Speaker 3: work day and I just kind of take care of

987
00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:27,120
Speaker 3: errands because I'm out, and you know, they as they do,

988
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:30,680
Speaker 3: they'll be like, yeah, all the air filter needs to

989
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:33,319
Speaker 3: be changed, and that's something you can do on your

990
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:36,360
Speaker 3: own though, that's something you could just buy. Like the

991
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:39,200
Speaker 3: best way to not get screwed over by people is

992
00:55:39,239 --> 00:55:42,040
Speaker 3: at least just knowing a little bit what you talk

993
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:45,920
Speaker 3: about or what's going on. So like a lot of

994
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:49,919
Speaker 3: stuff is you can google it, YouTube it. So that's

995
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:52,920
Speaker 3: why I like an air filter. I'll change that myself.

996
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:54,360
Speaker 3: It's not that hard.

997
00:55:55,719 --> 00:56:00,479
Speaker 1: Like they're Final final question. Final question for you. Bet

998
00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:05,120
Speaker 1: if you could break into anyone's house in the world,

999
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:06,799
Speaker 1: whose house would you want to break into?

1000
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:11,440
Speaker 3: If I could like break in anywhere, I think I

1001
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:15,239
Speaker 3: would break into like somewhere like government secure, just to

1002
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:18,319
Speaker 3: be like, see, you guys aren't that secure. I could

1003
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:21,280
Speaker 3: get in this normal dude just got in here just because,

1004
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:25,880
Speaker 3: and then I'd be like, you should upgrade to your security.

1005
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:27,480
Speaker 3: Also I entered your fridge.

1006
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:31,719
Speaker 1: I think that would be bro I bet they. I

1007
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:33,640
Speaker 1: wonder if I wonder what kind of snacks they have

1008
00:56:33,719 --> 00:56:34,360
Speaker 1: at the Pentagon?

1009
00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:36,400
Speaker 3: I do think they have?

1010
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:39,000
Speaker 1: Do you think they have cheetahs at the Pentagon or

1011
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,680
Speaker 1: do you think it's like pirates.

1012
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:43,840
Speaker 3: Booty or I think they have the best of the

1013
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:47,200
Speaker 3: best for one. And I think they have like discontinued

1014
00:56:47,239 --> 00:56:49,920
Speaker 3: flavors and things like that, you know, all the classic

1015
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:56,800
Speaker 3: stuff that we grew up with. Anything, okay?

1016
00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:59,560
Speaker 1: Final final question? What is the name of your company

1017
00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:03,800
Speaker 1: so the people will know not to call you. I

1018
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:07,680
Speaker 1: can't tell you that that's fair. Is there anything else

1019
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:09,120
Speaker 1: you I say to the people of the computer before

1020
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:11,640
Speaker 1: we go, Oh, thanks.

1021
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:14,360
Speaker 3: For having me on awesome. Talk to you guys, and

1022
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:18,440
Speaker 3: just try to not get locked out, Like hold on

1023
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:21,360
Speaker 3: to your keys and try not to rest so much.

1024
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:23,320
Speaker 3: That's pretty much it.

1025
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:30,320
Speaker 1: To have a good night. I think I was mainly

1026
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:34,800
Speaker 1: pissed off of that guy because I, uh lock myself

1027
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:38,000
Speaker 1: out of my apartment at least once a week. I've

1028
00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:41,400
Speaker 1: had bro I've had time back when I lived in

1029
00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:47,840
Speaker 1: La I would I built up an unfortunate muscle memory

1030
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:52,000
Speaker 1: of leaving my house shutting the door, and immediately before

1031
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:54,640
Speaker 1: shutting the door, turning the little you know how you

1032
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:58,720
Speaker 1: can turn the lock on the handle so that when

1033
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:00,400
Speaker 1: you turn it while the door is open and then

1034
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:02,440
Speaker 1: you shut it at the door locks. I just my

1035
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:05,440
Speaker 1: muscle memory. I did that every single time. But and

1036
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:09,000
Speaker 1: so sometimes I would like leave my Uh i would

1037
00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:13,600
Speaker 1: be like in my underwear and I'm just like going

1038
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:16,200
Speaker 1: outside for like a second just to like get a

1039
00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:20,280
Speaker 1: like breathe real air, and I lock it and I'm like, fuck,

1040
00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:22,320
Speaker 1: I'm in my underwear now, Or like sometimes I'll leave

1041
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:25,960
Speaker 1: my phone in there and I'm just completely fucked, and uh,

1042
00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:29,640
Speaker 1: it's just not equal. It's a bad situation. And I've

1043
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:35,440
Speaker 1: had it multiple times where I'll lock myself out three

1044
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:40,120
Speaker 1: times in a row, and at that point with like,

1045
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:45,600
Speaker 1: I'll I've developed a strong rapport for the apartment building

1046
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:50,120
Speaker 1: maintenance of folks who who help they get out, and

1047
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:53,400
Speaker 1: uh no, by the third time, I'll give it. I'll

1048
00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:57,200
Speaker 1: give this guy this. By the third time I've locked

1049
00:58:57,280 --> 00:59:00,720
Speaker 1: myself out. The if the locksmith comes and he like, yeah,

1050
00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:03,840
Speaker 1: that'll be twenty thousand dollars, I would just be like, yeah,

1051
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:07,439
Speaker 1: that's that's how much it should cost. After the third time.

1052
00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:11,760
Speaker 1: After the third time, sure, hello, folks, it's Lyle here.

1053
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:15,520
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Speaker 5: I wasted a lot of money to go meet an

1064
00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:59,040
Speaker 5: internet best friend a couple months ago, and man, I

1065
00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:01,240
Speaker 5: got there and sho just a fucking bitch.

1066
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:05,000
Speaker 1: Hull, Like, damn, what is there?

1067
01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:05,240
Speaker 4: Do you?

1068
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:08,760
Speaker 1: Is there anything specific that made you think she was

1069
01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:09,080
Speaker 1: a bitch?

1070
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:12,840
Speaker 5: When I say mean like like everything's got to be

1071
01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:15,880
Speaker 5: a problem with everybody, God forbid you look at her

1072
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:16,480
Speaker 5: the wrong way.

1073
01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:17,840
Speaker 3: It was horrible.

1074
01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:19,479
Speaker 5: I thought she was gonna beat me up into Uber,

1075
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:22,240
Speaker 5: Like we ubered to like a club at one point,

1076
01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:24,400
Speaker 5: and we're in a state that I'm like not familiar

1077
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:27,720
Speaker 5: with either, were like Uber do a club. She's drunk

1078
01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:30,400
Speaker 5: as hell. I'm like the most sober amongst her friends.

1079
01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:33,400
Speaker 5: She's like trying to get into fights with everybody corner

1080
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:36,080
Speaker 5: and random girls in the bathroom, like.

1081
01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:40,160
Speaker 3: Just crazy shit. I watched her cheet on her boyfriend, which.

1082
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:42,640
Speaker 5: Was like kind of the breaking point for me.

1083
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:45,280
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1087
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Speaker 1: I have nothing else to say.

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Speaker 2: The repeat cant goes.

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Speaker 1: On the line taking your phone calls every night. The

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Speaker 1: repeat can't goes doing to ride. He's teaching you.

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Speaker 4: To about and lit your life, but he's not ready.

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Speaker 1: An expert