Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Nicky, here's Nicky. Hello here, I
Speaker 1: am welcome to the show. It's Nicky Glazer Podcast. I
Speaker 1: am Nicky Glazer. I am here in Los Angeles. I'm
Speaker 1: joined by in studio with me in my hotel room
Speaker 1: in Beverly Hills. My boyfriend, you've heard him on the
Speaker 1: show before. He's from the Courtney Show podcast and the
Speaker 1: Courtney Show in in St. Louis. He was on Welcome Home,
Speaker 1: Nicki Glazer. It's my lover. Don't I love you? It's
Speaker 1: all I'm saying. I don't mean that in a sexual way,
Speaker 1: but we do have sex with each other every day,
Speaker 1: all every day. It's Chris con everyone, Chris Convey. And
Speaker 1: then there's also on your Marina is here, welcome back
Speaker 1: to the show. Anya, and we are lovers and we
Speaker 1: have sex every day, every day, every single day. Um.
Speaker 1: And then Noah is also here. Hey Noah, how's it
Speaker 1: go overs? Part those balls with your nose? I told
Speaker 1: Chris about that where Noah said that sometimes she likes
Speaker 1: to put her nose between the ball sack and part
Speaker 1: each ball will fall upon each nostril. Maybe tonight. Because
Speaker 1: we have sex every day, every single day. Uh, Chris
Speaker 1: is not taking part of this. We are out here
Speaker 1: because I was at the well. There's a lot of reasons. Um.
Speaker 1: We were here for the Critics Choice Awards, which was
Speaker 1: last evening last night. Did you guys see did you
Speaker 1: guys see what Nikki or did you see what she
Speaker 1: looked like? Do you see in Cinderella come to I
Speaker 1: love your face? I love your face? Noah, because that's
Speaker 1: exactly what I felt. So Mickey. On page six, you
Speaker 1: are number twenty best dressed number? Were they ranking it? Like?
Speaker 1: Are they saying best? Yeah? Out of seven smokes, that's good,
Speaker 1: but they really are ranking it? Or they like there's
Speaker 1: seventy best dressed people and here's just a random or
Speaker 1: is it a rank? I think up there it looks
Speaker 1: like a rank. And you are number twenty. Who's ahead
Speaker 1: of me? Like? Who's right ahead of me? Um? I'm
Speaker 1: guessing that What's who? Who are? Sorry? Sorry? Gaddy? I
Speaker 1: like her Santa Clair University number one. Don't even know
Speaker 1: where she went to school because I went there. This
Speaker 1: podcast is misery to me. Uh, Kathy Bates? Um, Okay, wait,
Speaker 1: Who's who's above me? Um? I'll tell you so. Roy
Speaker 1: Plaza let me just guess who is the best number one?
Speaker 1: That was such a good dress, your enthusiasm for it
Speaker 1: was unnecessary. I mean I whispered in Chris's ear like
Speaker 1: that's a dress, and then he went on and on
Speaker 1: and I go, you give him an inch and your
Speaker 1: boy boy? Okay, that's what did he play in Maverick.
Speaker 1: The most tense moment Nikki and I have had in
Speaker 1: ten years was when I said, Hey, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go tell Glenn Powell, uh that you want
Speaker 1: to say? Do you want to say hi? To him?
Speaker 1: And I was just totally joking because I was getting
Speaker 1: up to go say hi to a friend who was
Speaker 1: sitting next to him, and He's like, don't do that.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I'm not going to, but I'm
Speaker 1: going to. And then she was like, no, seriously, of
Speaker 1: course I'm not going to go tell Glen, the most
Speaker 1: handsome guy there, that I can't to say something to him.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, what am I even
Speaker 1: going to say? I was going to tell him I
Speaker 1: was gonna say hi because we used to see each
Speaker 1: other at the we went to the same gym, yes,
Speaker 1: because we were chasing the same body say he got there,
Speaker 1: he got there first sooner and remains there. But yeah,
Speaker 1: he was there. He looked good. He did look good,
Speaker 1: not as good as you looked. I was even saying
Speaker 1: to him. We saw Powell, who notoriously has been my like,
Speaker 1: I was like, god, he's so attractive, Like I was
Speaker 1: just very attracted him when I saw him the Maverick.
Speaker 1: You were into him, yeah, and not in a weird way,
Speaker 1: not in a weird way. I was just like, to me,
Speaker 1: he stood out like he's THEO James level of like,
Speaker 1: who's that? Like, there's sometimes actors that get you, you
Speaker 1: know my and I'm into THEO James. I don't even
Speaker 1: know who that is. No, I did not know that
Speaker 1: this was a thing for you. What really? Okay, so
Speaker 1: THEO James, it's the guy who are pas like, who's
Speaker 1: might be cheating? Yes? Okay, yes, yes, I felt I
Speaker 1: felt like you knew that for some reason, we've all
Speaker 1: hung out together so much in my dream, We've spent
Speaker 1: so much time on road tripping and just banging. Uh No,
Speaker 1: but this guy Glenn Powell. When I the other day,
Speaker 1: I was like, everyone on the podcast knows I've been
Speaker 1: really into Chris's new haircut and just been like have
Speaker 1: a renaissance of horny nous for a guy that I've
Speaker 1: been with for a really long time in a way
Speaker 1: that you just are like this. The other night you
Speaker 1: were talking and I said this on the podcast, but
Speaker 1: you're talking to me about about something logistic about like
Speaker 1: and I just think, you know, a good goal for
Speaker 1: us would be to you know, have a routine and
Speaker 1: you know, we go to dinner, we have like you
Speaker 1: were talking about something. Yeah, there was something like and
Speaker 1: I just couldn't listen to you because I was like
Speaker 1: I felt like the way I'm sorry to say that
Speaker 1: this is a different way to feel than with your boyfriend,
Speaker 1: but you know when you're dating someone new and you
Speaker 1: haven't kissed yet and you kind of are just like
Speaker 1: looking at their mouth a little bit and you're kind
Speaker 1: of like, oh my god, I can't like I think
Speaker 1: I'm going to get to do this, but I don't
Speaker 1: know like where you're just I started kind of looking
Speaker 1: at you like that, and I was like looking at
Speaker 1: your mouth, like, God, this guy is so fucking hot.
Speaker 1: Like it was so good. It was such a nice
Speaker 1: moment to have. But um, later that week, I was
Speaker 1: online and I saw Glenn Powell and I saw a
Speaker 1: picture of him looking really hot because the algorithm can
Speaker 1: read my mind, and then they served it up and
Speaker 1: I almost send it to you because I knew that
Speaker 1: you knew I was into him, but I was gonna
Speaker 1: be like, you've got he's got nothing on you, Like
Speaker 1: I really felt that way. And then we saw him
Speaker 1: at this thing and I go again, like, my guy
Speaker 1: is just I'm so into this. My man's look right now,
Speaker 1: it's really nice here. You just really you just really
Speaker 1: like me? That that that sort of yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: that is like from like how much intimacy you're having
Speaker 1: in your relationship, Like sometimes you get more attracted to
Speaker 1: someone based on the conversations you're having and stuff, Anya
Speaker 1: and know what, have you guys ever had any moment
Speaker 1: that kind of a reminiscent of the um where you
Speaker 1: of of the moment we had where he was like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go tell him, you say I, and I
Speaker 1: was like, please don't. He's like, I'm just joking. WHOA
Speaker 1: Like you think I would do that? Like you don't
Speaker 1: know me? Do you does that? Because we have that
Speaker 1: sometimes of like these big misunderstandings where I'm like, you're
Speaker 1: joking and I think you're serious, and you're like, are
Speaker 1: we even a couple? Because why would you even think
Speaker 1: I would ever do that? Was like, why did you yes,
Speaker 1: like ruin your bespurts your good name to like, you
Speaker 1: know a guy who perfect name perfectly. I'm sure he's
Speaker 1: a perfecly friendly guy. When I stand for it is
Speaker 1: not good. But my name itself Nicky, Yeah, it's almost
Speaker 1: as good as Vicky Seltzer. Yeah, that's my my stage name.
Speaker 1: Um do you guys do does anything come to mind
Speaker 1: of moments like that where it's like do you even
Speaker 1: know me? Where Matt maybe misconstrued something you said. I
Speaker 1: can't think of that, I was. I was thinking, I've
Speaker 1: definitely had that moment where he either gets a haircut
Speaker 1: or there's something and I'm just like, I can't know.
Speaker 1: I can't believe this guy with these biceps is my guy?
Speaker 1: Like I've had that. I can't think of do you
Speaker 1: even know me? But I will, it's just not coming.
Speaker 1: But you're you recall moments like that in your relationship
Speaker 1: where you've been together with this person for so long
Speaker 1: and they questioned something about you, and you go, what
Speaker 1: is this the first is this our first date? Like
Speaker 1: and then you feel so misunderstood. No, you relate to that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it happens to us all the time. Like abb will
Speaker 1: say something in jest and I take it seriously and
Speaker 1: then I like start like, wait, what do you mean
Speaker 1: the shirts off? You know, and he's like, no, I'm
Speaker 1: just kidding. Don't you know my sense of humor? How
Speaker 1: long have you been together? Yes? Do you have one
Speaker 1: to share? No? I don't think so. I will say
Speaker 1: that you're you're that That moment last night was very
Speaker 1: quick and you weren't. Nikki wasn't in the greatest like headspace,
Speaker 1: like hanging and laughing. I went into it feeling so good.
Speaker 1: So this weekend we had such a great weekend. We
Speaker 1: were on the road Albany two shows Friday or Thursday
Speaker 1: and Friday, which is awesome because usually if I'm doing
Speaker 1: two shows, it's in one night and we have to
Speaker 1: stay in one city for two nights. So not the
Speaker 1: best city to be in for two nights. But you know,
Speaker 1: flat Mignon of the actually it is beautiful, like the
Speaker 1: downtown area, but your Portland was amazing to sold out
Speaker 1: shows in one night, asked theater, I mean, how many
Speaker 1: seats was it? Shows in one night? And said they're
Speaker 1: really cool people too, and yes, thank you. They were Portland, Maine.
Speaker 1: I realized it the first. After the first I was like,
Speaker 1: these people are sucking get it on a level that
Speaker 1: you know. There's been a few towns I've gone to.
Speaker 1: Santa Rose I remember was a particularly great crowd, uh Seattle,
Speaker 1: particularly great at Tulsa, Oklahoma city where you just go
Speaker 1: there's something else extra, like they have a darkness to
Speaker 1: them that I don't have to ease into it, like
Speaker 1: they're just ready to like do anal right away. You
Speaker 1: don't even have to love them up, Like it's almost
Speaker 1: like they're already wet for whereas some crowds and I
Speaker 1: don't begrudge them this. I come from one St. Louis.
Speaker 1: You need to ease in a little bit, like and
Speaker 1: that's fine if you're not from those towns. Don't feel like,
Speaker 1: oh she thinks we don't get it. But Portland, Maine,
Speaker 1: they were just dirty, right, not dirty, but just dark
Speaker 1: right away. And then I thought about it, and I go,
Speaker 1: that's where Stephen King is from. And Stephen King if
Speaker 1: you really look into some of his stuff. I haven't
Speaker 1: read a lot of his work, Like I haven't read
Speaker 1: any really. I think I read Salem's Lot and then
Speaker 1: I started reading this other book. But I followed the
Speaker 1: SubOrbit called books, and they often get into his stuff,
Speaker 1: and he is the most twisted motherfucker there is. I
Speaker 1: mean some of this like pedophilia, incest, like really gross
Speaker 1: stuff that I mean, I think even now, people tried
Speaker 1: to cancel him for stuff he wrote in the seventies
Speaker 1: because it's so dark and so twisted. Um, but that's
Speaker 1: kind of a good that's a good point about even
Speaker 1: the material you're doing right now because I think you
Speaker 1: mentioned the word dirty. I think sometimes that's that's what
Speaker 1: people expect. But right now what you're doing is darker
Speaker 1: than it is. Yes, you know, like there is because
Speaker 1: it isn't just dealing with you anymore. I mean there's
Speaker 1: some of that stuff. It's more, it's more, there's more
Speaker 1: like it's it's more dark than it is. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: been a couple it's new. It's cool it is. There'll
Speaker 1: be whole sets where I think I've mentioned this before
Speaker 1: where I just go like, oh, I didn't really talk
Speaker 1: about sex at all, and that's kind of what people
Speaker 1: expected me. And then when you get into it, you realize,
Speaker 1: oh my god, sex jokes are such easy laughs, because
Speaker 1: it's not easy laughs. I've never said it was easy.
Speaker 1: It's easy for me because I'm I enjoy talking about
Speaker 1: the stuff and it does. It's not hard for me
Speaker 1: to talking about my sex life. But it's um it
Speaker 1: just in terms of getting laughs, it's easier. It's just
Speaker 1: a place to go where it's like guaranteed because people
Speaker 1: love and if I'm talking about something sexual, it's not
Speaker 1: well trod already, I don't think because I'm usually talking
Speaker 1: about stuff that is just so out there. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not putting You're not doing it for effect. You
Speaker 1: were doing it because it's it's just a natural part
Speaker 1: of who you are, and you're open. You're open and
Speaker 1: honest about things, and you're you're saying things that maybe
Speaker 1: other people wouldn't be willing to say yes, And that
Speaker 1: is also why I just got into I just did
Speaker 1: a um if you guys want to check it out,
Speaker 1: I'm going to be in this podcast called The Celebrity
Speaker 1: Book Memoir Club Celebrity I Forget, I gotta look at
Speaker 1: the name of it. It's Chelsea Alvarez's show. It's not
Speaker 1: Claire Parker, it's Chelsea Alvarez. But it's coming out tonight.
Speaker 1: And we covered the Hairy Book. And she usually only
Speaker 1: does female memoirs, but she made an exception for this one,
Speaker 1: and we did the Harry book. And I love it. Oh, Anya,
Speaker 1: has it? Are you reading it? We are reading it
Speaker 1: as a couple. I'm not together. Oh my god, I know,
Speaker 1: I have a only fifteen minutes in. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: doing the audio. Matt's doing the actual book. He's not cheating,
Speaker 1: and I already get it. I'm already like, oh, I'm in.
Speaker 1: I guess well, here's the thing that I just realized
Speaker 1: in doing this book club with her. I love this
Speaker 1: book so much because for the same reason people are
Speaker 1: hating this book, which is like it's too overshare. They're like,
Speaker 1: we didn't need to know you that you had frost
Speaker 1: bite on your penis. We didn't need to know that
Speaker 1: you put a cream on it that your mom used
Speaker 1: to wear, and that you smelled your mom in the
Speaker 1: room when you're putting a cream on your penis. And
Speaker 1: I love it because people do the when you start
Speaker 1: to have those thoughts about this book of like why
Speaker 1: did we need to know this? Because when you share
Speaker 1: little details where you go, I didn't need to know that,
Speaker 1: it builds trust with your audience to go, well, then
Speaker 1: they're not going to hide anything else. If they're giving
Speaker 1: me this little disgusting factoid, then I can trust them
Speaker 1: in other areas that they're not going to gloss over stuff.
Speaker 1: So that is why I really liked this book, because
Speaker 1: he talks about things that I've only heard comedians divulge
Speaker 1: on that level of um SPECIs specificity of I think
Speaker 1: I said that wrong one. I think it put in
Speaker 1: a specificity specs. Listen, Andrew's not on the show anymore.
Speaker 1: Someone's got to pick up the slack. Sure no specificity
Speaker 1: spec city specifity, specifit, specifit seriously talking me through this
Speaker 1: so I'll never fuck it. Okay, specifit city and then
Speaker 1: city specificity, city specificity, okay, specificity Okay, I'll never work
Speaker 1: it up again. UM see, I want to learn um
Speaker 1: so specificity that I didn't say that, Um, I mean
Speaker 1: I did so I would like, uh yeah, So I
Speaker 1: just like that level of like overshare because It just
Speaker 1: always reminds me. I said on the podcast too, that
Speaker 1: my when people are ever asking me for like my
Speaker 1: worst tackle story, it's always just a girl going after
Speaker 1: one of my jokes and I go, oh, really, does
Speaker 1: no one ever come You're you've never had tasted come before?
Speaker 1: And she goes, I mean, yeah, but I wouldn't talk
Speaker 1: about it in front of people. And that was like
Speaker 1: the most shameful moment of my life because she made
Speaker 1: a really good point of like, we don't need to
Speaker 1: know this, Nikki, and so I really like that he
Speaker 1: he did that. I like that you like listen. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't love every part of this, but I do
Speaker 1: appreciate that you do that you are that way because
Speaker 1: I think you make you And maybe I haven't read
Speaker 1: the Harry book. Maybe Harry in some ways have helped
Speaker 1: make people feel less alone. When you're when people are
Speaker 1: that open and that honest about things, you know other
Speaker 1: people are thinking some of the same things. Sometimes not
Speaker 1: everybody is, but it makes those people feel a little
Speaker 1: bit less alone or a little bit less weird less.
Speaker 1: And that's what I do appreciate about what you do.
Speaker 1: And I guess what Harry Old Harry did in this
Speaker 1: book is so you want to the audio book for
Speaker 1: a little because it's insane. He's like, the past is
Speaker 1: the past, but the past because of the past. How
Speaker 1: good the is the first you already got through it.
Speaker 1: But the moment that I turned to Chris in bed
Speaker 1: and I already said this on the podcast, I think,
Speaker 1: but I was like, oh, this is good. Was the
Speaker 1: moment that he says he I bookmarked it. He said,
Speaker 1: I looked at Willie, really looked at him, maybe for
Speaker 1: the first time since we were boys. Now this is
Speaker 1: at his grandfather's funeral. Is no, but Willie is what
Speaker 1: they call penises in in England, and so this whole
Speaker 1: book he calls him Willie. So it's pretty much he
Speaker 1: hates his brother through this, like his brother hates him too,
Speaker 1: like they it's not good. This is they'll never ever
Speaker 1: speak again. I can almost guarante has any person have
Speaker 1: ever had a fall fall from grace like physically looking
Speaker 1: the way they look like Prince William has you mean
Speaker 1: because of how he's aging? Yes, oh, because of the
Speaker 1: really yeah, I don't think that attractive. But he gives
Speaker 1: him a little dig just this is I looked at
Speaker 1: Willie really looked at him, maybe for the first time
Speaker 1: since we were boys. I took it all in his
Speaker 1: Leo scowl, which had always been his default, and dealings
Speaker 1: with me, his alarming baldness, more advanced than my own,
Speaker 1: his famous resemblance to Mummy, which was fading with time
Speaker 1: with age. In some ways he was my mirror. In
Speaker 1: some ways he was my opposite, my beloved brother, my
Speaker 1: arch nemesis. How had this happened? And so that's when
Speaker 1: I go the baldness, the alarming baldness, worse than my own.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, let's bangle up, just gonna be good.
Speaker 1: It is good the whole time. So, leaving Portland, Maine
Speaker 1: at four o'clock in the morning, to then get drive
Speaker 1: two hours to Boston and get on a flight to
Speaker 1: l A to land in l A at eleven and
Speaker 1: then I had to be at the Red carpet by
Speaker 1: three o'clock. Um. I was in great spirits because I
Speaker 1: didn't have to present an award, I didn't have to
Speaker 1: do any interviews. I was just there to dress up.
Speaker 1: I already knew I lost the ward because they told
Speaker 1: me that they would tell me on Saturday if I
Speaker 1: want or not, and I didn't hurt. And it's great
Speaker 1: to lose to nor McDon I lost to nor mcdonn. Yes, yes, recipes,
Speaker 1: and that special to me was so fucking phenomenal. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I was more than happy to lose to him. There
Speaker 1: was no pressure on the day. I just get to
Speaker 1: be with my boyfriend. We get to go to this event,
Speaker 1: we get to look at celebrities. We I get to
Speaker 1: dress up, I get to be with my hair and
Speaker 1: makeup team, my stylist. Everyone is so fun. I was like,
Speaker 1: so excited, and I started to hear this voice in
Speaker 1: my head that was like, Nikki, you're projecting too much
Speaker 1: in tomorrow. I was texting Cris being like, I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: I have no obligations. It's just gonna be fun. It's
Speaker 1: just gonna be the best day. And I was like,
Speaker 1: you are there's too many expectations. You are too excited
Speaker 1: about this. And the expectations were not high because it's
Speaker 1: just all we had to do is have a good time.
Speaker 1: And I was setting myself up. I had this voice
Speaker 1: in my head that said, expectations are future resentment. And
Speaker 1: then I land and we will finish the story when
Speaker 1: we get back from this break. That's not the first
Speaker 1: time I've heard so land in l A. Go right
Speaker 1: to the hotel. My stylists are already here setting up
Speaker 1: a set up with the rack of clothing, and then
Speaker 1: my hair and makeup team is here all ready to go.
Speaker 1: Chris meets me in at the in the um the
Speaker 1: valet with a fresh Starbucks that he got me. I
Speaker 1: mean it was so nice, you know, I'm so excited. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get my hair and makeup done. We pick out
Speaker 1: the dress, which is gorgeous. I had tried it on
Speaker 1: before to maybe where do the People's Choice Awards and
Speaker 1: it we we deemed it to be like two awards
Speaker 1: showy for the People's Choice Awards, which is more like
Speaker 1: fun and like kind of flirty and like pop, you know,
Speaker 1: but this is more regal. I was, like, what other
Speaker 1: opportunity I've I've no who knows if I'm ever going
Speaker 1: to be nominated again, Like this is where you get
Speaker 1: to really dress Oscar Glam Critics Choice Awards, And so
Speaker 1: I wore this like boost it like it's like I
Speaker 1: had a what's it called yeah boost where they of
Speaker 1: course at yeah of course set of course at top
Speaker 1: and bob bah bah booms, boobs out, spilling out the
Speaker 1: top very um bridge a chain and then um and
Speaker 1: his beautiful and it's like, you know, you really got
Speaker 1: to suck into it. But it wasn't like deeply uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: The shoes definitely were. They were too small. They put
Speaker 1: my foot into it like a little wedge. But they
Speaker 1: were cute, but they were fair. Every shoe is too small,
Speaker 1: that's a good point. Even crocs. I suffer slipping those
Speaker 1: in there. I mean this was these were so painful,
Speaker 1: but it didn't matter because when your adrenaline is running,
Speaker 1: your feet don't hurt. I always say this. People always
Speaker 1: go the boots. You were on stage, the heels, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't feel my body is not like
Speaker 1: I'm having fun. I'm in the moment. I don't feel
Speaker 1: any pain. The second I stop, I step into the
Speaker 1: wings of the stage. I'm not even joking you. I
Speaker 1: will be on stage for an hour and a half
Speaker 1: not one single pain in my foot. I won't even
Speaker 1: think about my feet. The second the foot enters a
Speaker 1: dark space where there's no spotlight, it starts screaming pain.
Speaker 1: It's such a psychological thing, and I ripped them off
Speaker 1: my feet and people always think, oh, you poor thing,
Speaker 1: and I go, no, they just started hurting literally one
Speaker 1: second ago, and this is it's bizarre. So as soon
Speaker 1: as the adrenaline right, it wore off of like getting
Speaker 1: into the car and I have to lay. I have
Speaker 1: to lay completely flat. I don't posted Tony posted on
Speaker 1: the podcast instance so funny. Nicky had to had to
Speaker 1: do like a reverse crunch leading all the way back,
Speaker 1: wrinkled the dress because the dress is very wrinklable. And
Speaker 1: then also the corset I learned throughout the evening as
Speaker 1: I'm sitting down after the Red Carpet that never happened.
Speaker 1: We'll get to that in a second. I'm sitting the
Speaker 1: whole day. The boning within the piping, like like the
Speaker 1: the metal that's in the corset bent as I sat,
Speaker 1: so it bent and slipped up at the bottom, and
Speaker 1: then when I stood up again, it's just bent like
Speaker 1: this because I've been sitting all this So it was
Speaker 1: very smart of me not to do that in the car.
Speaker 1: So it gets we get to the event. The Red
Speaker 1: Carpet closes at UM three three thirty, is what we're told,
Speaker 1: and I get there at three. I mean I could
Speaker 1: have gotten there at three five and if it closed,
Speaker 1: it you can rush through the red carpet. I've done
Speaker 1: it before. And we get there and the red carpet
Speaker 1: is closed, which is not closed. There's a line. I
Speaker 1: see people in line to go to the red carpet,
Speaker 1: but we are being told you have to go downstairs
Speaker 1: to the basement. There is a step and repeat down there,
Speaker 1: which is like kind of the backdrop where people take
Speaker 1: pictures with. But I have to go, and I am
Speaker 1: about to cry because I'm telling you this was a
Speaker 1: fun date for us, and it was. There were a
Speaker 1: lot of reasons I I went and decided to go.
Speaker 1: But if I would have been told that I would
Speaker 1: not get red carpet pictures, knowing what I know now,
Speaker 1: I still would have gone. I would have handled your
Speaker 1: whole day differently. I would have No, I don't think
Speaker 1: anything would have been different I would have I don't
Speaker 1: think I would have gone, actually, because the whole point
Speaker 1: of this is to get a red carpet photo so
Speaker 1: that you can put it on your Instagram and people
Speaker 1: can go, wow, Nikki is famous, and then they give
Speaker 1: you like I hope you understand the listeners listening, I
Speaker 1: know that all of this is bullshit. It You got
Speaker 1: to know that projects that you do don't matter. What
Speaker 1: you do doesn't matter in Hollywood. What you make rarely
Speaker 1: matters because not everyone watches everything. People watch like two things.
Speaker 1: It matters telling people that you're making things. Telling people
Speaker 1: that you're doing things. They don't watch the Critics Choice Awards,
Speaker 1: but they see an image of you there, so they go,
Speaker 1: she must be nominated people. I once made a joke
Speaker 1: that I was filming a super Bowl commercial. I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I thought it was a joke. People assumed I was
Speaker 1: in a super Bowl commercial and thought that I had
Speaker 1: more value just because of the joke of me being
Speaker 1: in one. So this is like, it's all about getting
Speaker 1: that photo. And and I spent I'm gonna say, at
Speaker 1: at least on this whole endeavor not to mention waking
Speaker 1: up super early, flying all day, the stress of this,
Speaker 1: so all for this. And then I get there and
Speaker 1: they're like, there's there's a little um, there's a ring
Speaker 1: light downstairs and a guy with his iPhone eight and
Speaker 1: you go, okay, great, And I was about to cry,
Speaker 1: like you see I Besti's know me to look at
Speaker 1: my face in these pictures. I am not happy. I
Speaker 1: am camera even when during the I look pretty, but
Speaker 1: I look sad pretty because I'm pretty. Yeah, yeah, I was.
Speaker 1: I just was looking at pictures last night in bed
Speaker 1: with Chris, and I was like, I really couldn't fake
Speaker 1: it because I was trying to just be like just
Speaker 1: look happy and like let it go, Like it's not
Speaker 1: that big of a deal. What are you crying about
Speaker 1: because you didn't get to do a red carpet? Oh,
Speaker 1: poor Nikki. I was really trying to be like, maybe
Speaker 1: if I did the red carpet, you know me, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to be like it was meant to be. I
Speaker 1: would have been shot on the red carpet or something
Speaker 1: like a lighting picture would have fallen on my head
Speaker 1: and I would be, you know, mentally handicapped the rest
Speaker 1: of my life. I was trying to think of all
Speaker 1: the things I avoided by not doing the Red carpet,
Speaker 1: you know. Unfortunately, I was looking at some pretty women
Speaker 1: that I was like, they could use a conk on
Speaker 1: the head. Not that this is like a like an
Speaker 1: equivalent thing, but I always think because of the radio show,
Speaker 1: and this doesn't really apply if you don't have like
Speaker 1: an outlook like your podcast. But every bad thing that
Speaker 1: happens to you is also in a story that you
Speaker 1: get past. Yes, but I feel like the story of
Speaker 1: me walking the right carpet would have been better than
Speaker 1: the story that I didn't get to. And I agree,
Speaker 1: it's really just I know it's just a silver lining. No,
Speaker 1: it's it really does help. And Chris, you do help
Speaker 1: with that a lot of times because you have changed
Speaker 1: your outlook on your life because of your radio show.
Speaker 1: I can tell when you bad things happened to you
Speaker 1: or like you can flip them and go this is
Speaker 1: a good story, good radio story. It's a good radio story,
Speaker 1: and just doing things, I mean in general going to
Speaker 1: this thing which ended up being great, But the problem
Speaker 1: was I was in a bad mood about the carpet
Speaker 1: and then we sit down to go to the event,
Speaker 1: and beforehand were like in the area where there's like
Speaker 1: that shitty little red carpet thing in the basement, but
Speaker 1: everyone is there. There's cold Stone Creamery like has a
Speaker 1: setup for people to get ice cream, but we're seeing
Speaker 1: so many celebrities, Like I'm like seth rog at eight o'clock,
Speaker 1: you know, who was the first people I saw when
Speaker 1: I got in there, Seth Rogan. I passed right away,
Speaker 1: and I was like, we got the throgs here, said
Speaker 1: gian Carlo espen Esposito was there, which was kind of
Speaker 1: fun for me. He's in Breaking Bad and stuff. But
Speaker 1: then Johnny Knoxville Laura Prepond. Great, she's on the list too,
Speaker 1: behind you, way behind you. She looked amazing. Well, we
Speaker 1: made a joke when we first because he didn't see her,
Speaker 1: and I go or a Prepond, Really, it's funny because
Speaker 1: you didn't know. I didn't even see her. He was
Speaker 1: just you know, making a dumb paun and he was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: more like Postpond or something like, just like about her age.
Speaker 1: But he hadn't seen her. And then we get it
Speaker 1: and he goes, oh, I had holy shit, And I
Speaker 1: go easy like he goes, no, more like Laura, what
Speaker 1: it was your second joke? Thank you. She's a great
Speaker 1: example of someone who's embracing their pallor and doesn't need
Speaker 1: a spray tan. You always talk about like I need
Speaker 1: more examples of girls that they're not like me, though
Speaker 1: they she's not like me. No, her skin is different
Speaker 1: than my skin tone, my skin tone has like an
Speaker 1: a grayness to it, and you can see my veins underneath.
Speaker 1: Hers just looked porcelain, so does yours? So does know?
Speaker 1: As they're like, I don't know about that. Is there
Speaker 1: a spray white? Like? Can you spray yourself white? We
Speaker 1: should ask? Dita Fanti's speaking. Yeah, I finished the Manson
Speaker 1: duck on HBO, oh my god, on to watch the
Speaker 1: Maryland Manson documentary. It is wild that man is walking
Speaker 1: free for anyone who like and Dita Dita is it?
Speaker 1: Cat Vonde had a party for him. I mix up
Speaker 1: her in Dita Dita is not associated with Manson. Dita's
Speaker 1: in Bejeweled, the music video for Taylor Swiftode was married. Yes,
Speaker 1: she or she dated him? Really they were married? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, well she escaped. She's not She's not co
Speaker 1: signing anything he does now, because after you see that documentary,
Speaker 1: anyone who supports him, I think cat Vond just had
Speaker 1: a birthday party for him. Disgusting. Do your research. He
Speaker 1: is a rapist. He's disgusting. I mean, what was us rizing?
Speaker 1: HB Max. I only bring that up because you were
Speaker 1: talking about how sometimes when people give details of things,
Speaker 1: like Harry and spare you believe it more. There's this
Speaker 1: one part where Evan rachel Wood is talking about how
Speaker 1: she's trying to break free of him and like he
Speaker 1: whipped her trigger warning with a whip from the Holocaust
Speaker 1: because he collects Nazi paraphernalia. He whipped her many times
Speaker 1: with this kind of a whip. Like that is a
Speaker 1: detail you don't just make up and pull out the
Speaker 1: air right of believable detail. He is a monster. Would
Speaker 1: you say, don't you think he belongs in prison? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: And it's it's it's not that he's not the same
Speaker 1: with army hammer, Like get these men behind bars, they're awful.
Speaker 1: Did you talk about a hatchet wheeling hitchiker hitchiker? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, it was fucking the worst thing we've ever
Speaker 1: seen in our lives. I gotta say the girls chat,
Speaker 1: which I talked about on this, we were looking everyone's
Speaker 1: looking for things to watch, like girls, what should we
Speaker 1: what do you recommend? And carl I was like, hatch
Speaker 1: wielding hitchhocker y'all, And then Kirsten even was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, so good. And so Chris comes over the night,
Speaker 1: I'm like, let's put on the hatchet wielding hitchhiker and
Speaker 1: we could not believe. It's a little bit of the
Speaker 1: I think no, I think I would have hated alone too,
Speaker 1: if I've watched it alone together, or like embarrassed, like
Speaker 1: you were embarrassed, and then I was like this kind
Speaker 1: of stinks. And then we were just like because I
Speaker 1: suggested it and said my friends had said it was good,
Speaker 1: I didn't say which ones it would. It wasn't crazy.
Speaker 1: It was created for you. Um did you see it? No?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I told you not to. Um it is
Speaker 1: I mean, can you say exactly what it was? Because
Speaker 1: it's a story that could have taken fifteen minutes to tell. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it should have been like a like one of those
Speaker 1: sixty minute murder things with a narrator who was like
Speaker 1: really good and compelling, and instead it was just a
Speaker 1: bunch of turkeys retelling the same sort of story and
Speaker 1: sort of just like overlapping each other for you know,
Speaker 1: an hour and thirty five minutes, and you know, nothing
Speaker 1: was all that compelling. It honestly could have been a
Speaker 1: twelve minute documentary where you just get the full story
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, man, I can't believe that was
Speaker 1: a moment how dumb they think we are. It was
Speaker 1: one of those times where I go, I wanted to
Speaker 1: turn it off. We got almost got to the very end,
Speaker 1: and you're like, we got we gotta watch the last
Speaker 1: three minutes. I go, this has been disrespectful of our
Speaker 1: time in the hold time. I don't want this. I
Speaker 1: don't want the numbers to say I finished this, because
Speaker 1: they're studying you. You gotta walk out of a movie
Speaker 1: if you think it's bad. You have to get you know,
Speaker 1: if I would have known that, I would have I
Speaker 1: would have been like, oh yeah, definitely, Well, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't want them to. I'm mad we even got
Speaker 1: that far. But at that point we had we were
Speaker 1: just having fun, making fun of how bad it was.
Speaker 1: Just nothing. It was like the Cecil Hotel documentary, which
Speaker 1: I thought more compelling. I mean, that was a three
Speaker 1: part that should have been thirteen minutes. Remember the girl
Speaker 1: in the elevator that saw do the weir? Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: that was actually good. That's an interesting story. This wasn't
Speaker 1: that good of a story. Um, and you haven't even
Speaker 1: gotten this one part. And I got to the one part,
Speaker 1: I'm like, it wasn't that good. Sorry, Carlos. But I
Speaker 1: just I really resented the time, the time it took
Speaker 1: from my life. I resent right now even spending any time.
Speaker 1: No, no no, no, no, it was. It was bad. Do
Speaker 1: not watch it, everyone, or do watch it and let
Speaker 1: me know how much it sucked with me? Um what
Speaker 1: were you gonna say? No on Phoenix Rising could have
Speaker 1: been one part. It was two parts. They really like
Speaker 1: milk that it was a little bit long and lingering. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I need to have these things up or at least
Speaker 1: give the option HBO max to speed up the speed,
Speaker 1: you know, at least do Yeah. Netflix is kind like
Speaker 1: that and you can get through it a little bit faster.
Speaker 1: But um so, then the People's Choice or the Critics
Speaker 1: Choice Awards there it is star fucking study. It was.
Speaker 1: It was. We chatted up Wells and Sarah Higland. I
Speaker 1: ran into them again, also hung out with them at
Speaker 1: the People's Choice Awards. They were nice to shut up,
Speaker 1: and then we took our sea at a table and
Speaker 1: sitting next to us were because we could see on
Speaker 1: the table like people's name plates was Matt Smith, which
Speaker 1: did not ring a bell to me, but he is
Speaker 1: a Game of Thrones guy, and the Crown doctor who
Speaker 1: the Crown. He's a huge year. He was in a
Speaker 1: movie with Jared Leto That's a big deal. And that
Speaker 1: was Chris. For a second, he looked like Chris. He
Speaker 1: looked like Rob low So then from U t A.
Speaker 1: But he was great to sit next to. He was
Speaker 1: hilarious and um, yeah, the cameras thought we were coupled
Speaker 1: because at one point I was just like kind of
Speaker 1: I was just like naming this way. My arm was
Speaker 1: like flush with his. He's a gay guy. I felt
Speaker 1: like comfortable with him. We were kind of like just
Speaker 1: browing down a little bit about he was. He was
Speaker 1: really cool and yeah, they thought we were They gave
Speaker 1: us a two shot and Chris is in front of me.
Speaker 1: Chris was right right next to Kate Blanchett. She was
Speaker 1: right in front of us, and he helped her with
Speaker 1: her chair when she came back after winning an award.
Speaker 1: He pulled out her chair. Convy, Yeah did she man? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she gave me like a killer. You guys got a suitar.
Speaker 1: It's a great film for a couple to watch and
Speaker 1: then really discuss after it's why is it going to
Speaker 1: cause some tension? Are we going to go? It's fun
Speaker 1: to piece things together. There's a lot of clues in it,
Speaker 1: and you're like, wait, did you catch this thing there?
Speaker 1: Because that totally corresponds to this other important thing. That's
Speaker 1: kind of fun. Okay, would you watch that that? That's
Speaker 1: the thing about the critics choice of words. I wanted
Speaker 1: to watch all those movies, everything, everywhere, all at once.
Speaker 1: Fer was I mean, is unwell? Um? Sorry everyone? Physically no,
Speaker 1: physically he looks great, he's emotionally a broken man and
Speaker 1: he's crying like, it's just I'm sorry. You're actors and
Speaker 1: you played a fat guy. I can't like, I don't
Speaker 1: care about You're going to give Austin Butler a pass
Speaker 1: for pretending to him fast because I just do believe
Speaker 1: that when you, you know, portray a characters, it can
Speaker 1: be in your DNA. Well, then why can't that happen
Speaker 1: to Brendan Fraser? Probably broken? I actually made a joke
Speaker 1: that was like, why can't you know Brendan Fraser is
Speaker 1: not getting any ship for wheezing up there? Because he
Speaker 1: was I was like, is he's still playing the fat character?
Speaker 1: Because he came up with stage he was kind of
Speaker 1: like and I was like, oh, he's doing you give
Speaker 1: us the butler ship for playing Elvis. He's still like
Speaker 1: has a fat guy, and don't get mad and be
Speaker 1: like you're fat shaming. Fat people are out of breath sometimes,
Speaker 1: so whatever. So I mean, that was a joke that
Speaker 1: was kind of proud of to you that I whispered
Speaker 1: in your ear that I didn't think you got because
Speaker 1: it was a little bit. I mean, we're not even
Speaker 1: getting it now, no one should. But anyway, Brendon Fraser
Speaker 1: gets up there and he's he's like he's out of
Speaker 1: breath because he ran up there. I mean, that was
Speaker 1: it was just a dumb joke. But I'm talking about
Speaker 1: his emotional state. I don't he I feel bad for him.
Speaker 1: He was sexually harassed in the industry. He was put
Speaker 1: out to pasture and he came back in with this
Speaker 1: with a couple of performances recently. But he did the
Speaker 1: Mummies and then we didn't hear from him and he
Speaker 1: was really like done. Apparently he was the best green
Speaker 1: screen actor, like nobody could react to things that weren't
Speaker 1: there except with cold fronts and stuff. Pretty impressive. So,
Speaker 1: but um, and they're always acting like they're like kind
Speaker 1: of buddies with a sports guy. God like, they're pretty
Speaker 1: good actors that they all act like they like each other.
Speaker 1: But Brenda Freezer just got up there and I found
Speaker 1: I think some people would be like it was so moving.
Speaker 1: He gives it a moving I found it completely unhinged,
Speaker 1: and that's fine. I'm also that way, like I get
Speaker 1: put on the spot sometimes and I just show up
Speaker 1: as I am, and I'm you can tell I'm going
Speaker 1: through a mental crisis. I think he needs all hands
Speaker 1: on deck. He is not well. I was watching a
Speaker 1: man up there win an award that I'm like, he's
Speaker 1: going through something. This is too much emotion in this
Speaker 1: moment and it wasn't like the right kind. It made
Speaker 1: me feel awkward. I don't know. Maybe did you not
Speaker 1: what did he cry about? On on Wednesday he won
Speaker 1: an award I think the first award that he's won.
Speaker 1: Maybe Okay, maybe ever really unwell because he was weeping
Speaker 1: or was it weeping too much? It was just too much,
Speaker 1: and you know, I love a guy who cries, and
Speaker 1: he just seem it wasn't that he was weeping, it
Speaker 1: was that he was so like like emotionally was it
Speaker 1: was that he had no ability to pull in the emotions,
Speaker 1: which it just isn't the place for it sometimes, like
Speaker 1: let that out on your own, Like listen, I never
Speaker 1: do I begrudge someone having their emotions. I like, I
Speaker 1: love emotions and I'm jealous of people that can have
Speaker 1: them more openly. I just felt like this was unbridled
Speaker 1: and there was no there was it was. It was
Speaker 1: just uncomfortable. I felt uncomfortable, and I rarely feel that way.
Speaker 1: I just thought you were cynical about the whole night.
Speaker 1: This is what happens to me at award shows. Now.
Speaker 1: I did it with the People's Choice too, and I
Speaker 1: said on this, I look around and I go, this
Speaker 1: is a middle school play. Everyone's playing dress up. All
Speaker 1: of these people just want to be loved. They all
Speaker 1: want eyes on them. Everyone's desperate for attention. None of
Speaker 1: this is really about like telling stories and oh everything's
Speaker 1: up that all they all they do is tell I'm
Speaker 1: a storyteller. You're an actor. You want to be rich,
Speaker 1: you do your mom and dad didn't like you enough,
Speaker 1: Like stop this, I get it. You do tell a
Speaker 1: story with it. You didn't even write it exactly on
Speaker 1: your Mike White is a storyteller Jennifer Coolidge isn't She's
Speaker 1: just a comedic actress. Like, yes, we can harald them,
Speaker 1: we can celebrate them, but stop acting like these people
Speaker 1: are heroes. So I got I'm getting depressed in real
Speaker 1: time in the room because I'm looking around and I'm
Speaker 1: just seeing and I'm not above it. You all know that,
Speaker 1: I definitely. I just told you I wanted to post
Speaker 1: on Instagram so people like me more. I play the game.
Speaker 1: But it just made me sad that all of these people,
Speaker 1: even Jeff Bridges is playing the game, you know, like
Speaker 1: he's a little bit more sincere he got it like
Speaker 1: a Lifetime Achievement award. It just it made me sad
Speaker 1: because I look, I look around me, and I just
Speaker 1: see desperation from everyone, and I see fakeness and I
Speaker 1: just see people having conversations with people they don't want
Speaker 1: to have. It made me not want to get up
Speaker 1: and go up to people and be like I love
Speaker 1: your work, because I just was like, it's because I
Speaker 1: want something from this person, and this person is already
Speaker 1: giving people so much, Like I don't need to go
Speaker 1: get a selfie with Jennifer Coolidge, Like people just want, want, want,
Speaker 1: because it's going to elevate them, and it made me,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I was kind of having an existential crisis.
Speaker 1: I think I have it in these moments because I
Speaker 1: also have the thing up. I'll admit it. I feel invisible.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm looking at Janelle Monet and looking at
Speaker 1: when they're listing off her achievements, and I'm like, this
Speaker 1: twenty seven year old girl has achieved more than whatever.
Speaker 1: How over old she is, I'm guessing she's like late twenties,
Speaker 1: maybe early thirties. She's one grammy, she's what she is.
Speaker 1: They the way they talk about her, She's like, she's
Speaker 1: done so much, and I'm like, even though I've done
Speaker 1: so much, I'm sitting in the room. I'm nominated. All
Speaker 1: I did was like walk on stage with a microphone
Speaker 1: and go like this is why I useduld do anal
Speaker 1: sex and I like had a little ted talk about
Speaker 1: and these people are like putting on performances and the
Speaker 1: lighting and like all the things that goes into these movies,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm never going to be as cool
Speaker 1: as these people. It's kind of depressing me in that way.
Speaker 1: But also it was depressing me because I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be because I see how sad
Speaker 1: this all is and how the only person that actually
Speaker 1: did it seem to care to be there and was
Speaker 1: just like keeping it. Really person of the night and
Speaker 1: the funniest person of the night by far, his speech
Speaker 1: seth Rogan a real that's a real person who just
Speaker 1: likes to make things. Isn't trying to tell stories. He's
Speaker 1: not a storyteller. He's just trying to make funny stuff.
Speaker 1: I don't mean to take anything away from what you're saying.
Speaker 1: I just have a different perspective on the night because
Speaker 1: I came at it from a different perspective. Nikki might
Speaker 1: have felt differently if her day didn't stop, didn't start
Speaker 1: out so uncomfortable. Literally, when I was sitting it, Nikki
Speaker 1: sent us audio of the car driver who was supposed
Speaker 1: to take her from the hotel in Portland, Maine, to
Speaker 1: to the Boston airport, and she's like, listen to this
Speaker 1: poor man struggle with my bags. This is the audio
Speaker 1: of him after he got the bags into the car
Speaker 1: and it took him ten minutes. Okay, because he had
Speaker 1: the guy. He really made a display of how annoying
Speaker 1: my bags were because he loaded them for like twenty minutes,
Speaker 1: two bags in his trunk and kept taking men and
Speaker 1: putting back out, and I'm like, he, I wasn't even
Speaker 1: gonna attempt to help him, because it would have been
Speaker 1: well official car service to pick me up. The girl
Speaker 1: was overslept, and so she called this guy to fill in,
Speaker 1: and then we met her at a truck stop and
Speaker 1: then she got in the car and drilled and said
Speaker 1: the way it was so funny. I'm like four in
Speaker 1: the morning, it was crazy, so um yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't if I wouldn't have been deeply uncomfortable in
Speaker 1: my dress, I think because at the end of it,
Speaker 1: I go, why am I in such a bad mood? Chris,
Speaker 1: Like I don't get it, Like why am I so
Speaker 1: sad about? Like I was sitting there falling into a
Speaker 1: deep depression during this thing and I couldn't And I go,
Speaker 1: it's because I'm in pain, like I was begging. Like
Speaker 1: when I was at the Peoples Choice towards, I was like,
Speaker 1: I can't wait for the after party because I was
Speaker 1: in this like nice dress that like breathed, and my
Speaker 1: shoes were like platforms, so they didn't hurt, like and
Speaker 1: I was in such pain. I was like, I hope
Speaker 1: there's not an after party and I and it was
Speaker 1: because I and now I realized if anyone out there
Speaker 1: listening has chronic pain, it becomes so much a part
Speaker 1: of your life, you don't even notice what it is anymore,
Speaker 1: and you're just a bitch or a dick all the
Speaker 1: time because you're If you have anyone in your life
Speaker 1: that is just always a dick or a bit, it's
Speaker 1: probably and they have chronic pain, just know that it
Speaker 1: might just be that. Like it just it totally transforms
Speaker 1: your your life. I do just want to say about
Speaker 1: the critics choice of where it's coming in from a
Speaker 1: totally different perspective than Nikki. I did see a lot
Speaker 1: of reason that this type of thing I have no
Speaker 1: love for, like zero celebrity worship in my bones, But
Speaker 1: I did love how much fun some of them were having.
Speaker 1: Henry Winkler was having his life, John Goodman was loving
Speaker 1: seeing Jeff Bridges like get celebrated. Yeah, there's there's there's
Speaker 1: Julia Roberts was walking around having a good time. Yeah. Um, well,
Speaker 1: if you're totally dismissing my perspective, but I'm not dismissed.
Speaker 1: There were people there that were having a like a
Speaker 1: blast with each other, saying hi to each other and
Speaker 1: like celebrating and having a good time with speeches were
Speaker 1: more of this because there's more to be said instead
Speaker 1: of me. And I just want to say, I'm not
Speaker 1: comparing my corset to your mom's chronic like arthritis. Please
Speaker 1: don't misconstrue those two. I understand the difference between my
Speaker 1: like Bunyan's being shoved into like pretty heels and you
Speaker 1: being like I have m S. I'm not comparing those two.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it made me have a little empathy
Speaker 1: because I forgot about the pain I was in and
Speaker 1: I was such a bit. And after this break, we're
Speaker 1: going to come back and talk about some of the
Speaker 1: more celebrity sightings we saw, because it was a joyful
Speaker 1: night for celebrities and there was happiness happening all around us.
Speaker 1: I was just a wearing an invisible cloak of judgment
Speaker 1: and negativity, and I want to try to find some
Speaker 1: silver linings because we did see some good moments. We're
Speaker 1: talking about those right after this. Okay, so we're at
Speaker 1: the Critics Choice Awards, which were three hours long, and
Speaker 1: at one point they started shoving categories together. They were
Speaker 1: like best Supporting Actor and Actress, and they like would
Speaker 1: give out to award. They would name two people and
Speaker 1: two people would come up and the only person to
Speaker 1: call it out with Seth Rogan. When he got up
Speaker 1: to give his ward, he goes, can I just say, uh,
Speaker 1: why are they giving two awards out at the same time?
Speaker 1: Like when did this start happening? He's like, just make
Speaker 1: the show longer. This is on. He goes, I know
Speaker 1: you can afford it. This is on the seat. He
Speaker 1: was like, I know this can't be expensive television time.
Speaker 1: This is on the c W at four o'clock. And
Speaker 1: he was like the c W, by the way, which
Speaker 1: is the only network that has no nominees this evening
Speaker 1: give yourself so funny again calling out the obvious always
Speaker 1: makes me happy. Of like and Seth Rogan, I have
Speaker 1: to say, is I thought he was gonna be like,
Speaker 1: like you know him, he's always like high and like
Speaker 1: kind of like having fun. But he was like you
Speaker 1: could tell he was just kind of like been through
Speaker 1: a million of these. I was just kind of clocking
Speaker 1: him the entire evening, like is he having fun? Oh,
Speaker 1: he seems to be in the same position I am.
Speaker 1: And then he got up on stage and he was
Speaker 1: hilarious and and Chelsea Handler was so funny. She looked great.
Speaker 1: She hosted it. Um, who were some other standouts. We
Speaker 1: were also seeing a table with the other Game of
Speaker 1: Thrones girl. Wait what other Game of Thrones girl? Or
Speaker 1: maybe the House of Dragon's girl. I don't know, they're
Speaker 1: all little British. There was another table, no, the goody
Speaker 1: the young girl. That was Milly Alcock, Milly Alcohol, I
Speaker 1: think you're saying it was another table at our table. Um,
Speaker 1: so we're the HBO was there and she came over
Speaker 1: and talk. So we were sitting with She's she's on
Speaker 1: the list. Nick. He was sitting almost right next to
Speaker 1: Matt Smith. Yeah and one a way. He seemed pretty cool.
Speaker 1: And then that Milly add Alcock was there too, sitting
Speaker 1: next to him, and they were having a good time.
Speaker 1: And then Claire Foy came over and started clowning with them.
Speaker 1: They were laughing at the storm. A cool thing I
Speaker 1: noticed is that celebrities aren't that hot in person. It
Speaker 1: is really something about what film captures on them. Because
Speaker 1: a lot of these women, particularly, I'm like, that girl
Speaker 1: has an interesting face, Like I'm like, she must be
Speaker 1: famous because I just recognized it, like someone the Claire Foy.
Speaker 1: She's not. She wasn't like breathtaking, even though I think
Speaker 1: on film maybe I'm just breathtaking, absolutely, but in person
Speaker 1: she just looked normal. Not like she didn't look beautiful,
Speaker 1: but she just looked there was something about it that
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I just want to stare. I wanted
Speaker 1: to stare at her so bad because she just looked
Speaker 1: like her face was just you were drawn to it. Um.
Speaker 1: Julia Roberts looked stunning. Um. Kate Blanchett looked so much
Speaker 1: like Anya. I couldn't even take it. Like she was
Speaker 1: getting her word and I go, Chris, she looks like
Speaker 1: because I kept saying, like, who does she look like?
Speaker 1: She never looked better and she looked amazing. She was
Speaker 1: wearing a linen dress, like a khaki linen dress, looked
Speaker 1: like it was out of like yeah, but I have
Speaker 1: a feeling that even the fabric linnen was like, we
Speaker 1: can't wrinkle today, guys, this is you can't do this
Speaker 1: on this woman. Because she was just there was just
Speaker 1: an air around her. I mean we were sitting right
Speaker 1: next to her, were in the air. I could barely breathe.
Speaker 1: It was just like it was just a vibe she smells.
Speaker 1: I mean, um good. There's no way that she is
Speaker 1: ever like like, there was one someone made a joke
Speaker 1: that I have in my act. Was it Chelsea? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think she said something about water. She was like,
Speaker 1: you know something about this film is about honesty, and
Speaker 1: she was like, not the kind of honesty where women
Speaker 1: say that I've just been drinking more water and you
Speaker 1: know that they're taking zem pic, which is the diabetes
Speaker 1: medication that every woman in Hollywood is on. Let me repeat,
Speaker 1: if you ever see a picture of a woman who's
Speaker 1: suddenly thin or is just slightly more thin than they
Speaker 1: have been most of their career, they are on a
Speaker 1: diabetes medication that makes them ship and feel sick and
Speaker 1: puke all the time, but they look amazing. It's you
Speaker 1: will never look like them doing their exercise regimen, doing
Speaker 1: their skincare regiment, eating what they say they eat in
Speaker 1: Allure magazine, Follow me for one week, That's what I
Speaker 1: eat in a day. They're lying to you their exercise routine.
Speaker 1: It's not that they're taking a medication that makes them
Speaker 1: not want to eat. Okay, unless you get that, you
Speaker 1: won't look like them. Stop doing the regiments they're selling you.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you they're all Everyone in Hollywood is on
Speaker 1: this medication. I'm looking into it now. I will not
Speaker 1: take that. I mean, I wish I didn't have recovery
Speaker 1: from my eating disorder or else I would be definitely
Speaker 1: trying to get it. But I will not ever take
Speaker 1: that stuff. Final thought, what were some other highlights of
Speaker 1: celebrities we saw for you? I mean, well, I got
Speaker 1: to well for me, it was like I got to
Speaker 1: see a guy I went to high school with win
Speaker 1: for Abbot Elementary and it was really cool because he
Speaker 1: was they went up to accept except the award and
Speaker 1: he was in the bathroom and that was fun. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Otherwise it's just been one of the suits in the background.
Speaker 1: But in said they were like Marker, he's in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: That was a cool moment for him. Um, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to think of like there were some other people that
Speaker 1: I was just like, oh my god, I can really
Speaker 1: stand out. The one woman who won for Abbot Elementary
Speaker 1: who said I want you to pull in the camera.
Speaker 1: She was like, no matter who respects you, no matter
Speaker 1: they may not like you, they may not respect you,
Speaker 1: they may not love you, they may never like you.
Speaker 1: But as long as you can look yourself in the
Speaker 1: mirror and love what you see, that is all that matters.
Speaker 1: That I was like, certainly not because you don't tell
Speaker 1: from my impression to it was a joke. Yes, she was.
Speaker 1: She was amazing. Ni, I feel inspired. It was awesome,
Speaker 1: And I was like, that's what people need to here
Speaker 1: because all like that was the one true moment of
Speaker 1: the night, which was like it doesn't matter. There was
Speaker 1: a lot of that, a lot of black women like
Speaker 1: Janelle Muna being honored was incredible. And then uh, Nissy
Speaker 1: Nash winning Nie looked probably she was the number one
Speaker 1: for me that dress and her figure and like she
Speaker 1: looked the best, and she was great and excited and happy,
Speaker 1: and she said, you know, I was told I was
Speaker 1: always a comedy Like the comedy world loved me. And
Speaker 1: then you know I always told my mom like Mom,
Speaker 1: I'm a dramatic actress, Like don't you think I'm good
Speaker 1: at drama? And her mom was like no, then, but
Speaker 1: she was like, you know, I always just I think
Speaker 1: there was a it was this sentiment was said a
Speaker 1: couple of times from black actresses that were told like,
Speaker 1: you you don't fit in here, You're not And I
Speaker 1: can only imagine being a black actress and coming up
Speaker 1: in the nineties as a lot of these women did
Speaker 1: they A lot of them were character actors throughout the
Speaker 1: nineties and too early two thousand's. Only now has it
Speaker 1: become like we need to embrace people of color and
Speaker 1: film and we need to celebrate them and like push
Speaker 1: them forward. But it must have been fucking hell back then.
Speaker 1: Every single lead goes to a white, thin girl or like,
Speaker 1: you know, like everything. The other roles were probably just
Speaker 1: like these these like token rolls that weren't that cool. Yes,
Speaker 1: and man, it was a celebration last night. It was
Speaker 1: it was it Actually, what did people treat you invisible? Now? Listen, Nikki,
Speaker 1: wouldn't hear when when people telling you no one cared,
Speaker 1: no one, laser, I love no one. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: several people came up to and that was one reason
Speaker 1: I was like, let's let's walk around, let's go side
Speaker 1: of these people, like I love it when people celebrate
Speaker 1: Nikki and we weren't giving We weren't giving many people
Speaker 1: an opportunity to do that table. Nicky didn't get up
Speaker 1: once from the table. My shoes hurt too much and
Speaker 1: the dress was bent, so it would have looked like
Speaker 1: I had like a fucking laptop table coming out of
Speaker 1: my airport. It looked like an airport table sticking out
Speaker 1: of my stomach. So I couldn't get out. Was like,
Speaker 1: you know, you would have to You would have to
Speaker 1: walk by Nikki to know she was there. And you know,
Speaker 1: most people looked like I was waiting at the DMV.
Speaker 1: My face was just it was it wasn't a good
Speaker 1: look for me, you know, I was I was just mad.
Speaker 1: I was just sad, you know, like I hate to
Speaker 1: say this. I got home and I told Chris, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry that No. We got in the car and
Speaker 1: I go, I'm sorry. I couldn't rally like there were
Speaker 1: multiple times. I don't know if listeners relate, but do
Speaker 1: you ever relate when you're like you, you know, the
Speaker 1: moodarin is stupid. You know you're being a baby. You
Speaker 1: know that the circumstances do not there's no reason for
Speaker 1: you to feel this way, like you should be happy,
Speaker 1: but you just can't get out of it. Like I've
Speaker 1: really felt like stuck in this. Yeah, Mud, I couldn't
Speaker 1: get out of it. And I immediately had perspective as
Speaker 1: soon as I got in the car and I go
Speaker 1: I kind of squandered that by not I knew I
Speaker 1: was squandering in the monument. I couldn't. I couldn't. I
Speaker 1: was so uncomfortable. And yes, people did come up to me.
Speaker 1: There was a lot of critics there because it was
Speaker 1: critics to a sword. So a lot of people that
Speaker 1: I've met on zoom calls that have you know, are
Speaker 1: on radio stations and do movie reviews, and I've interviewed
Speaker 1: me for Foy Island. A lot of people that have
Speaker 1: only met on zoom calls like came up and we're like, oh,
Speaker 1: we've done and it was really nice. But there was
Speaker 1: no like there was. I didn't feel like a celebrity.
Speaker 1: I really felt like I was someone's date, which is
Speaker 1: not a bad thing to be. Chrisconby right here, I
Speaker 1: felt like I didn't belong there, even though I totally
Speaker 1: did because I was nominated. If I would have gotten
Speaker 1: to walk the red carpet, I think it would have
Speaker 1: had a more moment of like I'm a part of this,
Speaker 1: but instead I saw people walking the red carpet. I
Speaker 1: was told you, it felt like you're not famous enough.
Speaker 1: I aren't going to make an exception for you. Go
Speaker 1: to the basement, and I just and that's so dumb.
Speaker 1: I should just have let it be. Everybody knows how
Speaker 1: hard it is to rally, even when you know that
Speaker 1: you should, even in that moment, it's really hard. I
Speaker 1: was just sad because Nikki didn't give other people an
Speaker 1: opportunity to celebrate her, because you know, people were going
Speaker 1: up to each other talking about how much they loved
Speaker 1: each other, and yeah, it was stuck in a eat,
Speaker 1: buried in you know, like in between Jennifer Coolidge and
Speaker 1: Henry Winkler and Cap Blanche Jennifer there, Me and Jennifer
Speaker 1: were the only ones that didn't get up the whole
Speaker 1: time she sat down to and I kept looking to
Speaker 1: see if she got up, and I knew she didn't
Speaker 1: get up because she would have been hounded. But I
Speaker 1: was like, if she doesn't get up, I don't have
Speaker 1: to get up. And it was really about my shoes.
Speaker 1: They just her. But people did come up to Nikki
Speaker 1: and did go out of their way to tell Nikki
Speaker 1: how much they loved her and have great trips. Anyone
Speaker 1: make you not want to walk to go get a
Speaker 1: diet coke like they It felt like putting on like
Speaker 1: putting my feet in bear traps. It's like fashion. What
Speaker 1: don't they have waiters? They did, and we got good
Speaker 1: food though too. There was good hummus and I don't
Speaker 1: know woman, Yeah, we stole off Matt Smith's plate um
Speaker 1: when he got up, and then there was a good
Speaker 1: ice cream that they passed around. Like. So I was
Speaker 1: having fun, like eating my feelings and kind of um,
Speaker 1: just whispering little barbs here and there. But Julia Roberts
Speaker 1: looked stunning. She was right behind me at one point,
Speaker 1: like if I would have just knocked my head back,
Speaker 1: I would have hit her with my head Like she
Speaker 1: was right behind me. Um. I felt like I was like, please,
Speaker 1: I want her to bump into me and just to
Speaker 1: say I like touched her. Um. Who there was some
Speaker 1: other like really really, James Cameron was there. Austin Butler
Speaker 1: was there. Who, by the way, I am I love
Speaker 1: Austin Butler. I Um. Chris did one of the funniest
Speaker 1: things over the weekend. I did play it for Anya
Speaker 1: and can we just reference it on you you heard it?
Speaker 1: So Chriss's radio show the other morning, they were talking
Speaker 1: about Austin Butler saying like, you know this, this voice,
Speaker 1: it's just it's in my d NA, like I guess.
Speaker 1: Mario Lopez called him out on the red carpet, was like,
Speaker 1: come on, man, like the voice, you're still doing it,
Speaker 1: and he's like, you know, when you talk like this
Speaker 1: for four years for a part, like it just becomes
Speaker 1: a part of your d N A and I and
Speaker 1: women all over the country are buying it. This is
Speaker 1: not of us. This handsome guy is trying to act
Speaker 1: like the coolest guy of all time. And everybody's totally
Speaker 1: makes sense. It's it's a part of his DNA. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, a really good looking guy lowers his voice, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, everybody knows, like in studies that if
Speaker 1: you want to like people to respect you and like
Speaker 1: you and be attracted to you, you lower your voice.
Speaker 1: And so he did it, and it's working on everybody.
Speaker 1: Everybody's like, yeah, of course I'm enchanted by it, and
Speaker 1: so I. But if you're if your friend from high
Speaker 1: school goes to wait, hold on, wait for this whole
Speaker 1: innalogy because it's good. So Chris is on this radio
Speaker 1: show and they're like, you know, I couldn't even. I
Speaker 1: literally turned it off because I could hear Courtney was
Speaker 1: already like this is bullshit, and I was like, no
Speaker 1: one is going to stand up for this guy. Because
Speaker 1: I am someone who morphs into people. If I am
Speaker 1: around Australians, I start like talking like this, like a
Speaker 1: little bit like it's just if you admire something you like,
Speaker 1: start talking like it. I really do think if I
Speaker 1: did a role and was in that character, I would
Speaker 1: have I would I would walk away with part of it.
Speaker 1: So I relate, and I think that at this point
Speaker 1: he's been made fun of so much, why wouldn't he
Speaker 1: go back to his normal voice. It's like, I guess
Speaker 1: he will slowly, but anyway, So I turned off because
Speaker 1: I didn't want to hear. Sometimes on their show, if
Speaker 1: I have a dissenting, if they start like liking Brad Pitt,
Speaker 1: I just turn it off because I'm like, I hate
Speaker 1: Brad Pitt based on the abuse allegations that I've read about,
Speaker 1: and so I just turn it off and then turn
Speaker 1: it back on when they are talking about something I
Speaker 1: agree with because I can only echo Chamber, you know,
Speaker 1: and so I turned it off and I just wrote
Speaker 1: to Chris, I'm team Butler. I think I think it's legit,
Speaker 1: Like I think it's okay that he still talks like him.
Speaker 1: And then Chris later that night, we have this thing
Speaker 1: where we can only we have this, so we're really
Speaker 1: into the show. I think you should leave Tim Robinson
Speaker 1: Show on Netflix. And there's this Obsessed. There's this one
Speaker 1: sketch where he is a folk singer in a band
Speaker 1: and the fifties, and the lead singer the band is
Speaker 1: trying to get a record deal and he plays this
Speaker 1: song and they're like, we're just not looking there for
Speaker 1: that kind of music, and he goes, oh you're looking
Speaker 1: for something else, Okay, what about this? And he's like
Speaker 1: he starts playing the song and then the record exect
Speaker 1: is kind of like whoa. And then Tim Robinson's character
Speaker 1: who he's like the bassist in the background, and he
Speaker 1: and the guy the lead singer just goes like, follow
Speaker 1: my lead, and so he starts singing this song like
Speaker 1: about it sounds like a Johnny Cash, sounds like a
Speaker 1: Johnny and from Tim Robertson's perspective, it's like he's making
Speaker 1: it up as he's going on, and he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: the lead singers making the song up, like let's make
Speaker 1: up a song together, and like wow, these exacts, and
Speaker 1: then he just cuts in with like about that. He
Speaker 1: cuts in with a storyline that has nothing to do
Speaker 1: with the lead singer's storyline about skeletons coming out of
Speaker 1: the graves because the bones are their money and worms
Speaker 1: are there, and so he just does this whole song
Speaker 1: where he's like the worm, the bones are their money,
Speaker 1: the worms are their dollars, and it's that's like the
Speaker 1: melody of the song. You gotta watch it to understand it.
Speaker 1: And even then, I don't think that you might understand
Speaker 1: your T shirt by the way, because you are there. Yes,
Speaker 1: that was a reference. It takes Tim listens to understand
Speaker 1: the nuances. And how funny the funniest thing. I hated
Speaker 1: the sketch the first time I saw it, and then
Speaker 1: the second time I was like, this might be the
Speaker 1: most genius thing, and then I have watched it a
Speaker 1: million times. So the melodies the bones are like and
Speaker 1: Anya's pretty like Anna, like were you watching it five times,
Speaker 1: I means there's something there. So the bones are there, money,
Speaker 1: the worms are there dollar. And so I started we
Speaker 1: Chris and I started having conversations where we would do
Speaker 1: it in that melody, but we realized it was only
Speaker 1: things that were like too hard to talk about in
Speaker 1: regular something you would be like, maybe we should move
Speaker 1: in together. I think that it's time. I feel like
Speaker 1: we can get a bigger place. I feel like it's
Speaker 1: a natural transition for us. I'm not saying we should
Speaker 1: get married, but maybe get a bird. Um. So we
Speaker 1: were laughing that that's that's like a really good way
Speaker 1: for us to convey like heavier topics to each other
Speaker 1: because that song makes us laugh so much and it
Speaker 1: makes us feel safe. It's like our inside joke. So
Speaker 1: then Chris was like, over the weekend, he goes, I
Speaker 1: have an idea just in the same line of like
Speaker 1: you and I, you know, communicate really heavy topics to
Speaker 1: each other with this like song. I think we should
Speaker 1: also be able to like be critical of one another
Speaker 1: using the Bill Burr voice of like. And we also
Speaker 1: send each other Bill Burke clips all the time. And
Speaker 1: so Chris I go and I wrote back to it
Speaker 1: not wrote back. We were living voice memos, and I go,
Speaker 1: first of all, I'm really scared that you want to
Speaker 1: tell me something and you're gearing up to confront me,
Speaker 1: Like what do you need to criticize me about? I
Speaker 1: was so nervous. I was on the road. I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: I totally am into this. And he sounded it didn't
Speaker 1: sound like he was in a bad mood, like he
Speaker 1: was about to confront me. So I was like, what
Speaker 1: is the thing you need to be critical? And it
Speaker 1: was really sweet. You were like, first of all, I
Speaker 1: don't think there's anything to criticize about you at all.
Speaker 1: There's your there's nothing. I would never criticize you. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying it might be funny, and so he goes,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to do I go, I would like
Speaker 1: to see you give an example of this. But yeah,
Speaker 1: when handling hard topics, it's like I could try to
Speaker 1: make a case for myself and be like, hey, Glace,
Speaker 1: I know what you think about Austin Butler, but you
Speaker 1: have to consider these things. Or you could do it
Speaker 1: like Bill Burr and try to make like a perfect
Speaker 1: point with examples. Can I play it? Oh? I don't
Speaker 1: think we should do that. Really, I think it's really funny.
Speaker 1: Didn't do a very good impression. I don't know, it's
Speaker 1: so I'm sorry, but like I, I just don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think you understand. I would not air this
Speaker 1: if I thought it was lame at all, or if
Speaker 1: I thought it wasn't it. That's a great point. I
Speaker 1: wish I had, like it's a good point and tries
Speaker 1: to get this right now. God, so this is this
Speaker 1: is okay. So this is him gearing upward. This is
Speaker 1: a cute part because you're just you go, let me
Speaker 1: just try this. It's adorable. Oa. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I have what it takes to a fill for impression.
Speaker 1: And then here we go. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Has anybody seen this kid, This Austin Butler kid walking
Speaker 1: around he thinks he's Elvis. Yeah, this kid, he uh,
Speaker 1: he played Elvis in a movie for a few years
Speaker 1: and now he he thinks he's Elvis. He he walks around,
Speaker 1: he's like, act like Elvis. Women women love it. Reading
Speaker 1: this ship up Billy. And then then I start I
Speaker 1: was talking to my wife. She's you know, she thinks
Speaker 1: he's hot. You can tell. But she's like, leave the
Speaker 1: kid alone. You know it's in his DNA. Now he's
Speaker 1: he became Elvis. He had to become Elvis. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: you just just admit it. You think he's hot. You
Speaker 1: think he's a hot kid. He's imitating the coolest guy
Speaker 1: in the last eighty years. You think he's hot. Just admitutes.
Speaker 1: You mean to tell me that if Jessica Simpson moved
Speaker 1: to France for six months and comes back to America,
Speaker 1: starts talking about croissants and we you hit the roof,
Speaker 1: you'd be like, this dumb cunt's from France. You think
Speaker 1: you think that it's because the kid's hot. One more
Speaker 1: frank Oz. You know, you guys all know who frank
Speaker 1: Oz is. As motherfucker played Yoda for thirty years. He
Speaker 1: was playing Yoda. You think he brought that ship back
Speaker 1: to his wife saying, uh, say, you should make everybody.
Speaker 1: I want to say Chris does not use the sea word,
Speaker 1: even used it. He was like, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: said that. You really did a good setup. I feel
Speaker 1: like and the Yoda part really eight years with that
Speaker 1: bit in thirty seconds that was off the dome. That
Speaker 1: was clearly impressive to me as a comedian. I was like,
Speaker 1: that's a fully formed bit that he you could present
Speaker 1: that to him and he would do so. I was
Speaker 1: so hot, he's burning up you guys. He away, he
Speaker 1: says hot as built think he's a hot guy. He
Speaker 1: was so good. But I afterwards was like, I've never
Speaker 1: loved you more like that was you just had. That
Speaker 1: was so funny and so thought out and was just
Speaker 1: like it was the side of you that I had
Speaker 1: not seen. I've never seen seen you do impressions and
Speaker 1: they always blow me away, But like, I know what
Speaker 1: that like, that was any It was so sweet on fire.
Speaker 1: Thank you for being here. Thank you for letting me
Speaker 1: use that left. I really appreciate it. I know it's
Speaker 1: supposed to be just for me and now I've heard
Speaker 1: honestly Yes, Wait, what does he say he was? He says,
Speaker 1: um for the guys and the ladies. Yeah, he says that.
Speaker 1: We used to listen to his podcasts a lot. Um,
Speaker 1: you're the best. Thank you for being here, Chris, Thank you, Anna,
Speaker 1: thank you know, I thank you to the listener. We
Speaker 1: have dates coming up Kalamazoo this weekend. Um, and then
Speaker 1: where are we on Saturday. It's call with Joliet, Illinois.
Speaker 1: So that is closely to Chicago, so close fish, so
Speaker 1: um fifty three minutes away, I think driving from down
Speaker 1: down Chicago. So um. Shout out to the besties, because
Speaker 1: I've met a bunch New Year's and and beyond, and
Speaker 1: some of them have started listening to the radio show.
Speaker 1: But they they're the nicest people. The people that are
Speaker 1: going to your shows are so nice. I met some
Speaker 1: this weekend and one girl cried and it was so sweet,
Speaker 1: and I just meant so much to like I can
Speaker 1: I have said it before, but I can always tell
Speaker 1: when it's a bestie in line like you, just like
Speaker 1: there's a different vibe. Um. And I truly feel like
Speaker 1: we're friends and you guys know that. And I love
Speaker 1: you guys so much. So thank you for listening to
Speaker 1: the podcast, and um, thank you for loving my friends
Speaker 1: and my boyfriend and just um yeah, and putting up
Speaker 1: with me complaining about having this amazing life where I
Speaker 1: get to go to the critics choice of words and
Speaker 1: all I do is bitch about it the whole time,
Speaker 1: like who am I? But I was just uncomfortable in
Speaker 1: my pretty thousand dollar quests. It's probably more than that. UM.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys so much for listening. Have a great day.
Speaker 1: We'll see you tomorrow on the podcast. Don't check on
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