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Speaker 1: All right, Scott, are you ready?

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Speaker 2: I am ready, and I just double checked in I

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Speaker 2: am recording. Let's do it.

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Speaker 3: The skydiver saved by fire ants after plunging fourteen thousand,

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Speaker 2: Okay, that that was not what I was expecting at all.

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Speaker 2: That is a great story to start this very special

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Speaker 2: episode of Bananas, I.

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Speaker 3: Says doll Worlds.

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Speaker 2: Would you.

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Speaker 1: Mind cillion pieces? Would you baas, guys, gals and non

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Speaker 1: binary pals. Welcome to Bananas. I am Kurb Brown Oler.

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Speaker 2: I am banana Boy number two. Scotti Landis. Thank you

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Speaker 2: for listening to the silliest little podcast there ever was. Kurt,

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Speaker 2: do you have any stand up announcements before we get

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Speaker 2: into our wonderful guests.

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Speaker 1: All I want to say is August twenty sixth and

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Speaker 1: twenty seventh, I'm in Raleigh, Raleigh, Raleigh, Raleigh.

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Speaker 3: At Good Nights, and then in September I'm in Toronto

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Speaker 3: for just for laughs around the end of September.

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Speaker 1: I don't have any.

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Speaker 3: Saut's fun yet, but I'm very excited to get right

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Speaker 3: into our fan fantastic guest today. Our guest today is

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Speaker 3: a fantastic stand up comedian. She's been on the tonight

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Speaker 3: show Pause with Sam Jay, and she was a semi

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Speaker 3: finalist on America's Got Talent Plus.

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Speaker 1: In addition to all of that, she is also a lawyer.

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Speaker 1: Holy shit, he come on.

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Speaker 3: Her brand new special Men Applause is out on Amazon

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Speaker 3: right now.

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Speaker 1: Please welcome the wonderful Jackie Fabulous.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, that's right.

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Speaker 4: I'm enjoying all the comedians in the world announcing that

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Speaker 4: A're gonna be on JFL. JFL. I had no idea

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Speaker 4: that they even like me. I've been there once. You

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Speaker 4: know what you want to call on JFL. I call

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Speaker 4: if I want to go to another country to be

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Speaker 4: told no, that's that's how you go to JFL.

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Speaker 2: Right, and a lot of our listeners probably don't know this,

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Speaker 2: but like, just for laughs, it used to be such

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Speaker 2: a big deal. It was a career maker. Fifteen years ago.

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Speaker 2: It was huge, and it was like people would go up,

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Speaker 2: and then a few things fell apart and then now

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Speaker 2: it's like you said, Jackie, now you kind of go

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Speaker 2: up to get rejected in Canada.

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Speaker 1: You know it? It was do you know what ended it?

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Speaker 1: Do you know what ended like JFL is that thing

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Speaker 3: I think the guy was named Chicken and he was

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Speaker 3: went to JFL. Everybody saw him. He was wasn't represented

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Speaker 3: or I think this in this comic and he killed,

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Speaker 3: then he just never delivered it, I guess or something.

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Speaker 1: And then after that it was just like.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, there's no there's no like hmm, there's no

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Speaker 4: All I would be go to JFL now and be like, hey,

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Speaker 4: the way am I I'm an email back? You guys

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Speaker 3: When a lot of that, I would hear, I'm sure

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Speaker 3: my email doesn't work in Canada.

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Speaker 1: I'm pressing the button. Nothing's happening. They're just tapping their hand.

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Speaker 4: It's in my junk folder. I don't know how I

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Speaker 2: I thought it's so weird, so weird. It went to spam,

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Speaker 2: so strange. Where's your home club, Jackie? Where was it?

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Speaker 2: Where's the place that you like to perform?

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Speaker 4: The most comedy seller in Manhattan is my blessed home club?

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Speaker 4: Yes? Yes? I moved back to New York October twenty

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Speaker 3: I was there with two kids. I was there with

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Speaker 4: Whenever I hear anything walk up, I automatically want to

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Speaker 2: There's an edge to it too. I was one of

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Speaker 4: It's very important because I've met a few pas where

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Speaker 4: In my opinion, I'm a sound a woman who ran

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Speaker 4: just you gotta be nice everyone. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: If you're nice to everybody, you don't got to worry

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Speaker 3: That's how I feel about not remembering anyone's names. I'm

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Speaker 2: I don't have to know who you are, right, jack

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Speaker 2: you have a question about America's got talent. When you're advancing,

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Speaker 4: The waiting area is gigantic, and you go from go

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Speaker 3: And then strategically were you were you saving like your

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Speaker 4: Let me give you my skills.

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Speaker 3: History of Yesterday. This was written by Cassandra O'Hara.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Cassandra. She is you know what she is

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Speaker 3: Here is skydiver saved by fire ants after plunging fourteen thousand,

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Speaker 3: At seven hundred feet, her reserve shoot completely deflated and

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Speaker 4: She got new titties too while she was there.

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Speaker 2: I mean give it up, honestly, don't do that. Don't

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Speaker 4: Wasn't that God's way and letting her know, Oh you

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, that's a big middle finger.

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Speaker 2: That seems like just yeah, getting greedy. At some point,

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Speaker 4: Come on, we helped you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we're not gonna bite you. You can land

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Speaker 2: Wow, that is a truly crazy story. That's a good

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Speaker 4: And they broke down the whole instructions on sky baying

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Speaker 4: many blogs like that online, like women are We're like,

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Speaker 1: It is so true.

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Speaker 2: They give you their whole family history, the kind of oven,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I wasn't searching for story about Fluke recipe. I

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Speaker 2: like all right, So these two older dudes and me

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Speaker 3: A second, really, why would they not go up with

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Speaker 2: I would say, in the hour it takes to go down,

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Speaker 2: I took forty five photos of these guys.

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Speaker 4: Hey, you know, man, this is why I did not

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Speaker 2: They asked me for my email when we got to

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Speaker 2: how to say it to you. Larry and Gary to

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Speaker 2: to these guys gossip. It was it was very funny. Yeah,

439
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:23,800
Speaker 2: But honestly, I've never taken that many photos with grown

440
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:26,360
Speaker 2: men who are my friends ever in my entire life. Ever,

441
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:28,600
Speaker 2: not at weddings. I didn't take that many photos of

442
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:33,439
Speaker 2: Kurt's wedding. Nuts Jackie.

443
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:34,480
Speaker 1: Ever been skydiving?

444
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,560
Speaker 4: No, but you know it's it's on my very short

445
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:40,159
Speaker 4: lived I kind of want to, but I don't know.

446
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,000
Speaker 4: I feel like in my old age, I'd been things

447
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,240
Speaker 4: that I've always wanted to try, just to be able

448
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:49,720
Speaker 4: to celebrate not being dead, you know, yeah, and everything

449
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:53,480
Speaker 4: you should do it. I want to what is it

450
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:54,879
Speaker 4: tandem with a partner.

451
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:55,600
Speaker 1: It's so funny.

452
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:58,119
Speaker 3: That's the funniest thing because we always would like Scotty

453
00:21:58,119 --> 00:22:00,840
Speaker 3: and I would always try and write these shows and

454
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,000
Speaker 3: we you know, where we we need to have like

455
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:05,480
Speaker 3: some big finale for the ending of it, and we're

456
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:08,600
Speaker 3: always like, oh, skydiving sky thing just seems like the

457
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:11,119
Speaker 3: ultimate crazy thing to do, and so we would like

458
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,840
Speaker 3: come up with all these things like we're trying to

459
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,960
Speaker 3: change the diaper of a of an alligator while skydiving,

460
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:22,000
Speaker 3: which was almost produced by the way that almost happened.

461
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:25,240
Speaker 3: And but then you realize that you just have to

462
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:29,800
Speaker 3: have another person stranger behind you the whole time, so

463
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:32,760
Speaker 3: that you look like like you're in a baby born

464
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:36,600
Speaker 3: on another person. And it just takes all of the

465
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Speaker 3: the risk and weirdness out of skydiving. It makes its

466
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:40,520
Speaker 3: weird er.

467
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Speaker 4: Honestly, it requires more hours of training, right to do

468
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:45,399
Speaker 4: it by right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

470
00:22:46,359 --> 00:22:48,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we have to do it thirty five times

471
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:48,880
Speaker 1: or whatever.

472
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:50,920
Speaker 4: How do you decide like, Nah, I don't want to

473
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:53,000
Speaker 4: train hard this, give me some dude in the bag

474
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:54,000
Speaker 4: to tie him, tell.

475
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,120
Speaker 1: Me and not let me die.

476
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Speaker 2: One of our listeners, Kurt Early in twenty twenty, one

477
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:03,520
Speaker 2: of our listeners, does do skydiving in southern California. I'm

478
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,680
Speaker 2: not sure if she still listens, but if she does,

479
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,520
Speaker 2: then you want to take Kurtie, B and I on

480
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:11,359
Speaker 2: the sky and I want to go in Temecula. I

481
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,760
Speaker 2: think it was I'll drive down in skydives.

482
00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:19,600
Speaker 3: That's all three again die in Wine Country. Yeah, got

483
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:20,480
Speaker 3: to give us another one.

484
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:24,920
Speaker 2: Sure, let's see. Oh, Jackie, are you're getting married soon right.

485
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,119
Speaker 4: Yes, God willing, God will oh.

486
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,320
Speaker 1: Congratulations.

487
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,000
Speaker 2: I saw your tonight show set. That's why I asked.

488
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:34,040
Speaker 4: It's easy material.

489
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:39,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, gotcha, got you, I got you. Well, here's a

490
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:41,720
Speaker 2: fun one. This was sent in by Big Cities. This

491
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,200
Speaker 2: was also sent in by Rachel Lynne on the same day.

492
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,360
Speaker 2: Thank you both very much.

493
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 4: Uh.

494
00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:50,280
Speaker 2: In the New York Post written by Britney Miller, she

495
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,080
Speaker 2: is the best in the biz when it comes to

496
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:56,600
Speaker 2: these stories. I thought my husband was constipated. Actually he

497
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:59,840
Speaker 2: just had a water bottle up as butt. This guy

498
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,160
Speaker 2: really did have something up his butt. Thank you, Britain.

499
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:05,840
Speaker 1: This guy really did have something up his butt.

500
00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:10,200
Speaker 2: Yes it is married. Marion from Iran is recovering after

501
00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:12,840
Speaker 2: doctors removed a seven and a half inch water bottle

502
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:13,679
Speaker 2: from his record.

503
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,360
Speaker 4: Okay, that's a nice side, I mean why.

504
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:20,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's plenty. It's a lot. Yes, that is more

505
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:25,840
Speaker 2: than enough, some might say. The suspects. The Suspects appository

506
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 2: was discovered after the fifty year old man arrived at

507
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:31,080
Speaker 2: the hospital with his wife, who was growing concerned once

508
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:35,080
Speaker 2: he stopped eating and began to suffer abdominal pain and constipation.

509
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:40,159
Speaker 2: The man continued to successfully hide his painful secret right

510
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:44,240
Speaker 2: up until it was revealed on a CT scan. I mean,

511
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 2: what a reveal. That's a.

512
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:51,399
Speaker 4: How did everyone in the room not burst by laughing.

513
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:54,520
Speaker 4: I'm sure they all violated some ethical coldes in that

514
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:55,360
Speaker 4: room at the time.

515
00:24:55,880 --> 00:25:00,399
Speaker 3: I would have also at when the CT scan machine

516
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,359
Speaker 3: is warming up. Isn't at that point where you go,

517
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,640
Speaker 3: I put a bottle up my butt, Let's just get

518
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:05,000
Speaker 3: it out.

519
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:10,600
Speaker 1: It's going through with the cat scan, absolutely.

520
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 4: And then pretending you're surprised, and then like we have

521
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:16,159
Speaker 4: a diagnosis. He's like, I bet you knew what?

522
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:19,920
Speaker 1: Well, what is that surprise? Surprise?

523
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,720
Speaker 4: Was it? Ale? It was?

524
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:28,720
Speaker 2: It was a plastic water bottle. Doesn't say the brand, unfortunately, suck.

525
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,240
Speaker 2: Great question.

526
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,560
Speaker 1: I think he put it up his butt.

527
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:35,040
Speaker 4: He kept going and going, and there was the stopping

528
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:36,520
Speaker 4: that he didn't go as far as you like.

529
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, yes. According to the Clinical Case Reports Journal,

530
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:46,160
Speaker 2: the man avoided mentioning that he had inserted the inserted

531
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:49,879
Speaker 2: the object himself due to quote embarrassment end quote and

532
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 2: this is the best part quote for fear of his wife,

533
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:58,760
Speaker 2: for fear of his boy. The case study said that

534
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:02,280
Speaker 2: he had inserted the bottle with the bottom going in

535
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 2: first in order to why.

536
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:12,199
Speaker 1: Well, then in order to put you in his mind. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

537
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,960
Speaker 1: He has the top to be able to pull it out,

538
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:15,440
Speaker 1: but he just got too into it.

539
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:17,679
Speaker 4: The bottle is it? Is it? The smart water bottle?

540
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 4: Is it? The Fiji is Fiji?

541
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:24,440
Speaker 1: I saw the image. I saw the image. It was ridge.

542
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:27,560
Speaker 1: It had ridges, like a Poland springs bottle. It had

543
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:28,920
Speaker 1: the ridges going all the way down.

544
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:31,399
Speaker 4: You know, they sell condom, but they have the ridges

545
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:32,840
Speaker 4: because they say it's a pleasure.

546
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 1: Exactly.

547
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 4: I have no idea condom in real life.

548
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,399
Speaker 2: Yeah. But also I've never heard a woman be like,

549
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 2: that's true. Those two work. We love ridges. Nobody's a

550
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:48,000
Speaker 2: rib for her pleasure. Nobody's ever been like hell yeah.

551
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:51,040
Speaker 4: Usually the guy decide I'm gonna try something new and

552
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 4: buy these these these fruity fun condoms, and she'll I

553
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 4: didn't feel anything different, but I'm glad you had fun

554
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,440
Speaker 4: buying lime flavored condoms.

555
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 2: I felt, Yeah, isn't that what you want to introduce

556
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:07,680
Speaker 2: the lime to sex? That's just who doesn't want that

557
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 2: scent added to and not experience? So yeah, he wanted

558
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 2: to use the top as a grip to pull it out,

559
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 2: but when it came time to do so, the unfortunate

560
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 2: object wound up trapped in the man's large intestine.

561
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:22,040
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you should be dead. That's really Yes,

562
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 4: that's plastic um.

563
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:29,920
Speaker 2: Doctors at the Moncomane Hospital and sorry, did not mention

564
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 2: why exactly or how the bottle got stuck up there,

565
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:37,200
Speaker 2: but they did say that sexual gratification is usually both

566
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:40,920
Speaker 2: behind these sorts of situations. I think so. So he

567
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:43,959
Speaker 2: was rushed to emergency surgery at that moment to remove its.

568
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 2: Surgeons were successfully able to drag the bottle out without

569
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 2: causing any damage to his body. For him, He was

570
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:54,919
Speaker 2: discharged after three days and referred to a psychiatric clinic.

571
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Speaker 1: You think interesting, that's interesting. I don't know, maybe that's iran.

572
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, checking out.

573
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 4: They're like, hey, before you leave, you need to go

574
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:05,720
Speaker 4: visit these people real quick.

575
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,920
Speaker 2: One thing before you go and do this again and

576
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,920
Speaker 2: then hide it from your wife for a week. Here's

577
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 2: what Yeah, it's not a recycling center. It's like, yeah,

578
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 2: trick clinic. The man was reportedly back to normal, experiencing

579
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:25,639
Speaker 2: no problems one month later. According to medical professionals, this

580
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:29,639
Speaker 2: is kind of interesting. Similar cases have been reported in

581
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:33,960
Speaker 2: men around the world ages thirty to forty, where bottles

582
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,200
Speaker 2: of olive oil have been found in their anuses for

583
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 2: them trying to relieve themselves of constipation. So they're like

584
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 2: butt chugging olive oil to try to grease the gears

585
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 2: a little bits.

586
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 4: When these guys land, they don't get a walger an

587
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 4: they can go get a nice.

588
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:50,840
Speaker 2: I agree.

589
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:52,400
Speaker 1: Here is my question about it.

590
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 4: They might live somewhere where they don't have the ease

591
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 4: that we have to go get whatever you need when

592
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:58,960
Speaker 4: you need it. But somebody mail this country wherever it

593
00:28:59,040 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 4: is coming.

594
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 1: From, some last it is, yeah, some laxatives going here.

595
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:05,960
Speaker 3: Is my question is that who which person at that

596
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 3: hospital was responsible for writing up this press release and

597
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:13,400
Speaker 3: said to get to the news organizations, so that I mean,

598
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 3: this guy is deeply embarrassed. He's so embarrassed he doesn't

599
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 3: even say when he knows everyone's going to find out,

600
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:20,840
Speaker 3: he doesn't mention it. And now it's just on that

601
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 3: like the fucking wire that everybody could just pick up

602
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 3: this story.

603
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:28,720
Speaker 2: That's yes, thank god they didn't name this poor guy.

604
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 2: Doctor say. Other objects they've retreated from the anuses this

605
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 2: year include light balls, bottles. Body spray cans and turkey

606
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 2: based ed spray cans.

607
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 1: Are very popular.

608
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 3: We used to have a yeah, we used to have

609
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,280
Speaker 3: a segment on a show we did called What's Up

610
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 3: Your Butt? And then it was just X rays of

611
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 3: people's butts with stuff they'd put up there from emergency

612
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 3: rooms and.

613
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 1: Several times that was like ten years ago.

614
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,120
Speaker 3: I think I think it's Yeah, it's a little it's

615
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 3: a little dome shaped more like Jeff Bezos's rocket.

616
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:07,520
Speaker 4: I think we need to try a different cocktail. Maybe

617
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 4: we're not having enough drinks at our dates.

618
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. It's also olive oil is very expensive.

619
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 2: I don't know what these people are doing. That's a

620
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 2: pricey thing. Go get some Wessons, we get some vegetable oil, going.

621
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:24,560
Speaker 4: Yap in salad. Maybe you need fiber, Yeah exactly.

622
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 2: I just love the idea that this guy tried to

623
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 2: keep it as like what he must have just been like,

624
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 2: it'll come out. It's don't tell her you're gonna get.

625
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 1: Away with his don't you think something?

626
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 2: Maybe they'd done it before and gotten away with it.

627
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,720
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's just one of those it's like

628
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,680
Speaker 2: sometimes a lie goes on for so long that you

629
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:45,520
Speaker 2: almost can't tell it was a lie. I feel like,

630
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 2: that's what this guy did.

631
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 4: You guys remember that old old You might be old

632
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:52,080
Speaker 4: enough to know the wives tale about Richard Gear and

633
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:53,400
Speaker 4: the Gerbil.

634
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 1: Yes, oh yeah, that a rumor.

635
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 4: Was that real?

636
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 2: It was not real?

637
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 1: And Richard Gear was always just like why where did

638
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 1: this come from? And why is it everywhere?

639
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 3: But it was like the first meme out in the

640
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 3: world was it was a non internet meme where people

641
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:13,120
Speaker 3: some someone said it once and it just had that

642
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:18,280
Speaker 3: whatever that thing that like made everyone tell everyone in

643
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 3: the nineties.

644
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 4: I was like too young to understand why I understood it,

645
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 4: that's how old his rumor is.

646
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was that he put a durable up his

647
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 2: butter or a ham service. But then I also heard

648
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,840
Speaker 2: it was frozen. Then I also heard it was alive.

649
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 2: Like it really was all different things Internet viral. We

650
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 2: all knew it for some reason, and also we all

651
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 2: went saw this movies. Anyways, am I have helped his career, but.

652
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 4: I'll still see him back then and thought, I the

653
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,480
Speaker 4: durbble will never leave my mind, Richard, like I'm sorry.

654
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, even though it was completely invented, he.

655
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 2: Should do a Pixar movie where he voices a hamster.

656
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 2: Exact it. Just put it away, just get it done.

657
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 4: Yeah.

658
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, And at one point he like, I'm in.

659
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 4: The car in the animated movie or whatever about it,

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Speaker 4: you know, throw away your fourth wall funny line to

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Speaker 4: be like, and let's end it here, you know that

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Speaker 4: kind of thing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he comes up to a tube and he looks

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Speaker 2: at the camera. He's like, I'm not going in there,

665
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Speaker 2: and You're like, that's it, Richard, You're free of your buttroom.

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Speaker 2: May your third act be beautiful?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 3: You ready for teases into a little break here, Please

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Speaker 3: step aside. Hipsters, scientists need your coconut water to artificially

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Speaker 3: inseminate pigs.

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Speaker 4: What I was about to take a sip of his straw.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so sorry, Jackie. But also hipsters, there are no

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Speaker 2: hipsters anymore. That's an outdated term. Anyways, drink it up.

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Speaker 2: We'll be back with more bananas news.

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Speaker 3: From all the way around. And we are back, folks,

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Speaker 3: Got you got any shout outs before we keep going?

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Speaker 2: I do have a few little shout outs here. First

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Speaker 2: of all, And Kurt a few episodes ago or a

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Speaker 2: couple episodes ago, We're like, send us some meaty ones,

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Speaker 2: and we got some really meaningful shout outs from our fans.

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Speaker 2: So thank you to the Banannimals. Arlo wants to shout

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Speaker 2: out John for four years of sobriety. John, We love you.

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Speaker 2: JN Thanks for listening to the podcast Clean Living is

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Speaker 2: Good Living. Congratulations. We hope you keep it up for

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Speaker 2: a long, long long time. There's a place called Filthy

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Speaker 2: Pause in Washington Township, New Jersey. Kurt, do you know

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Speaker 2: where that is?

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Speaker 4: I do not.

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Speaker 2: I love the name either, but they are. Christa is

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Speaker 2: offering fifteen percent off for Banannimals for their first dog grooming.

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Speaker 2: This is part of her donating part of any profit

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Speaker 2: she makes to different animal shelters. So you can go

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Speaker 2: to at Filthy Pause NJ on Instagram. Go get your

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Speaker 2: dog grim with Christa Amani. I believe it's a MANI

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Speaker 2: is raising money for Low Country orphan relief by doing

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Speaker 2: a huge book drive. Amani is about to hit three

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Speaker 2: thousand dollars and the company supplies the books is going

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Speaker 2: to match that, so six thousand dollars to help some

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Speaker 2: orphans out. We will post the GoFundMe on our Instagram

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Speaker 2: either stories or links this week, but good for you.

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Speaker 2: We love that. And finally, just shouting out a baby

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Speaker 2: named Nico Kurdibe, Nico's gonna be our banana the week

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Speaker 2: thanks to a bone marrow transplant from a stranger. It's

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Speaker 2: saved Nico's life. Nico's turning one year old. Yes, so,

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Speaker 2: marrow donation. Thank you Stephanie Allison for sending this our way,

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Speaker 2: and hello to Nico's mom Suzanne. I believe it's Suzanne

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Speaker 2: or Susan. Sorry if I got that wrong, but thanks

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Speaker 2: for listening. Happy birthday, Nico. Thank you for sending Stephanie.

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Speaker 2: That's what I got.

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Speaker 3: That was a beautiful That was a beautiful shout out

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Speaker 3: corner Scotty got it.

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Speaker 2: That's good. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: The Bananas are the best and good people of course.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: We're here forurse with the fantastic comedian Jackie Fabulous.

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Speaker 2: We love that Jackie fabuc That.

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Speaker 4: Background, Scotty, you're making me. Are you in la I am?

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Speaker 4: Of course you are. This is a clear echo park.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, kind of a bungle a situation.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you like my background.

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Speaker 4: Like I'm about to say, one of you.

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Speaker 1: Is like, I'm a CALLI guy. I'm one of them.

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Speaker 4: I have a place to live.

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Speaker 1: I don't know whether I'm earning a bunker.

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Speaker 2: Kurt is currently shooting Storage Wars season seven. He's bidding

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Speaker 2: on that Storage contained your background.

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Speaker 4: Where you are, Scotty is the reason why I was

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Speaker 4: in a late twenty years. It's so easy to go

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Speaker 4: from one year to five to Oh, I've been here

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Speaker 4: most of my life. It's comfortable, and look at that

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Speaker 4: beautiful sunshine. It's very easy to get caught up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been nice out here, and as the weather

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Speaker 2: gets worse on the Northeast, it tends to get better here,

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Speaker 2: which is really interesting. But yeah, it's a it's a

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Speaker 2: nice place to be. I'm glad to be when it's

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Speaker 2: not on fire.

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Speaker 1: It's really a nice place to be coming into this.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, coming out there, and I'm going to probably do

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Speaker 4: all the spots I want because everybody's going to be

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Speaker 4: a jfl.

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Speaker 2: That's right, go kick its. Ask so tell us about

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Speaker 2: your special tell us about menopause? Where'd you shoot it?

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Speaker 2: Are you pumped on it?

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Speaker 4: It was shot as part of the Tribecca Film Festival

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Speaker 4: last summer and one of the theaters out and out here,

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Speaker 4: I forget the name of it, and Comedy Dynamics hit

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Speaker 4: me up and they're like, do you want to do

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Speaker 4: stand up for more than eight minutes on TV? Finally,

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Speaker 4: and I'm like, yes, I would like to do a pull.

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Speaker 4: They have something out there and I called it menopause

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Speaker 4: because I was getting I'm currently I guess either perimenopause

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Speaker 4: or in the change. So every now and then on

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Speaker 4: stages all the lights, I get sweaty and I get hot,

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Speaker 4: but you're still an audience. I'm like, hey, does you

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Speaker 4: guys know I might get undressed. You're welcome, don't be alarmed.

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Speaker 4: In the back started clapping I said, why are you

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Speaker 4: clapping about my menopause? He goes, no, I'm giving you menoplause.

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Speaker 4: And I said, I'm going to take that, and I'm

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Speaker 4: I'm not giving you a goddamn dyme that.

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Speaker 1: Technically it's a heck called Technically it's a heck.

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Speaker 4: It's out there because I'm going there. Fantastic to have

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Speaker 4: it out just because I'm all these years I've been

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Speaker 4: doing it, and I have a lot of sets online

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Speaker 4: and I've done on tea, but never a long You

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Speaker 4: just want to have your your your merchandise of you

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Speaker 1: That's it, Yeah, exactly, that's it.

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Speaker 2: Beautiful cool.

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Speaker 1: So you guys check it out.

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Speaker 4: Sure you were absolutely correct.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Gary and Larry, that's right, all right, Here we

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Speaker 3: go this week on Live Science, Classic Classic.

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Speaker 1: This was written by Harry Baker, who's the best in

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Speaker 1: the Moon's damn. It was sent in by Sage Sherman.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Sage.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to do a Sage story next.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, kidding, for real, that's amazing. This is Sage.

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Speaker 3: This is just step beside Hipster's. Scientists need your coconut

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Speaker 3: water to artificially inseminate pigs.

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Speaker 1: This is a pretty a pretty long story.

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Speaker 2: Somebody had to write this story.

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Speaker 4: They describing artificial exsemination for the first three pages they do.

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Speaker 1: They also actually know it starts with this is what

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Speaker 1: it starts with.

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Speaker 3: Coconut water is a trendy alternative to sports tricks for

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Speaker 3: many people.

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Speaker 2: Right on time, not eight years too late, right on.

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Speaker 1: Thank god we get to know what coconut water is.

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Speaker 3: But basically, they I will I'm gonna just I'm going

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Speaker 3: to read this one because it's very science y, but

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Speaker 3: I will say basically it's scientists in Uganda have been

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Speaker 3: looking for a way to essentially pig semen only lasts

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Speaker 3: for a couple hours outside a pig's body, so it

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Speaker 3: makes it very difficult to get your pig semen from

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Speaker 3: the pig to the other pig.

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Speaker 1: For but we're always.

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Speaker 3: Yes, thank you exactly, so we can all come into

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Speaker 3: a little bottle of coconut water and walk around with it.

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Speaker 1: Is a goddamn one.

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Speaker 2: Putting a tooth in a glass of milk. I understand

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Speaker 2: what's going on.

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Speaker 4: Fours, well, males, I'm a human word, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think it's a couple hours

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Speaker 1: and they start dying.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, splash pregnancy. I heard about that once.

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Speaker 1: So here it is. I'll get to the sentence that

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Speaker 1: means something now.

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Speaker 3: Researcher is involved in a project funded by Uganda's Regional

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Speaker 3: University's Forum for Capacity Building an AG culture which has

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Speaker 3: and then spells out the acronym Reforum have found that

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Speaker 3: using coconut water to store sperm as it is transported

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Speaker 3: helps the sperm live twenty four times longer than normal.

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Speaker 1: That's a lot outside of quote. Outside of boar's body.

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Speaker 3: The sperm of toasa will live for about four after

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Speaker 3: four hours, after which they start to die due to

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Speaker 3: starvation and temperature change. But when it is added to

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Speaker 3: coconut water, they will live up to ninety six hours,

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Speaker 3: allowing insemination at the appropriate time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that sounds good. It sounds like they're going

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Speaker 2: to make a lot more pigs over there. That's wonderful.

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Speaker 3: But they also go out of their way to really

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Speaker 3: diss coconut water where it's no more like they repeatedly say,

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00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:49,520
Speaker 3: it is no more hydrating than regular water.

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Speaker 2: Isn't that true.

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Speaker 4: It's only a life hack for a sperm and pigs.

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Speaker 1: It's not a life thing exactly. Yeah, don't just Coconut

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Speaker 1: water is not a miracle, as we all.

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Speaker 2: Know, Like as Rihanna says.

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Speaker 4: There was a time over there was a time where

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00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:07,920
Speaker 4: coconut oil, coconut everything was going to just change all

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Speaker 4: of our lives, our skin, our hair. And after a

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Speaker 4: while they're like, you don't need them with coconut Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I remember when it was just like if you're not

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Speaker 3: cooking with coconut oil, you're fucking killing yourself.

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Speaker 1: And then it was like five years later and they're like,

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Speaker 1: cooking with coconut oil will kill you.

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00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:26,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, burns too fast.

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Speaker 4: So in the in the black female hair community, they're

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Speaker 4: like you gotta use coconut oil on your natural you know,

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Speaker 4: waves curls can and a while they're like, why are

865
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Speaker 4: you putting some coconut oil. You need water, you need

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Speaker 4: other oil. But it's all about the marketing. It's all

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Speaker 4: about the marketing.

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Speaker 2: It really is. Yeah, Like one guy just had a

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Speaker 2: surplus of coconuts and was like, get it out there,

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Speaker 2: spread the word. It's gonna be a coconut water. Everybody

871
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 2: was brushing their teeth with it for a while. I

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00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:55,239
Speaker 2: think it's called coconut pulling, is you'd like brush your

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Speaker 2: teeth with it for some reason.

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Speaker 4: I don't know whether they worked or not, but I

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Speaker 4: did try it. I did.

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Speaker 3: I tried the charcoal toothpaste that it is so disturbing

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Speaker 3: because like it's it's like you just your teeth disappear

878
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:12,520
Speaker 3: like they're just pitch black when you're done, and then

879
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:14,919
Speaker 3: your toothbrust is pitch black, and then you spit into

880
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 3: your like what usually a white sink, and then it's

881
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:19,920
Speaker 3: just cover. It's like all black, and it's just like

882
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:22,719
Speaker 3: crazy that you're just like then washing everything for like

883
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:24,759
Speaker 3: ten minutes after you brush your teeth. Does it work

884
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:27,440
Speaker 3: on your teeth though, it's supposed to because it's just

885
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 3: you know, it's like ground up charcoals supposed to like

886
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:31,080
Speaker 3: make a fine abrasion.

887
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 1: I don't know.

888
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:33,759
Speaker 4: I just don't not the illusion it like it's so

889
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:35,439
Speaker 4: dark by the time you see your teeth.

890
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:42,800
Speaker 3: Oh god, it is really sparkling because they still exist exactly.

891
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:45,400
Speaker 2: I do like a coconut every time I see one

892
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 2: in a palm tree, though, anytime I'm fortunate enough to

893
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:50,279
Speaker 2: be around them, I'm always like, that is so cool,

894
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:53,080
Speaker 2: Like it's one of those dumb things. Even as an adult,

895
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,760
Speaker 2: you're like, look at that. That is amazing. It's food,

896
00:43:55,960 --> 00:44:00,319
Speaker 2: it's water. It's a pretty cool thing. It's probably a bear, right.

897
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 2: I think coconuts are actually berries. I love that.

898
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 4: You might just be making that with a tomato being

899
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 4: a fruit.

900
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 2: Tomato is a fruit, Yeah, that is right. I think

901
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,440
Speaker 2: avocado is a berry. See you just learn things on

902
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:15,279
Speaker 2: this podcasterry.

903
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:16,640
Speaker 4: What is a banana.

904
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 2: A berry?

905
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a berry fruit.

906
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 1: It's a fruit. But I mean, like when you say berry,

907
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:24,920
Speaker 1: you mean fruit.

908
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 2: Right, I don't know what I mean. I thought they

909
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:32,440
Speaker 2: were separate. Is a banana fruit? Let's ask the power of.

910
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:35,719
Speaker 1: The internet, because it has a seed inside of it.

911
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,880
Speaker 2: Yes, a banana is a berry. There we go.

912
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 1: Bananas, strawberries aren'tberries?

913
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:49,600
Speaker 2: Is crazy? The other are cherries. Blueberries are berries. A

914
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 2: pumpkin is a berry. This is crazy. I could go

915
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 2: down to worm op. This is twenty twenty levels. If

916
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,320
Speaker 2: you just start digging for things that you don't care about,

917
00:44:56,600 --> 00:45:00,760
Speaker 2: You're like, I have months. Let's just go down wormholes

918
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 2: and find out what's a burying one?

919
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:04,880
Speaker 4: At five am for no reason at all.

920
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:09,840
Speaker 2: That's right. God, it did happen by like September October

921
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:11,800
Speaker 2: during the Great Choir. I was just like, you know what,

922
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:15,360
Speaker 2: I'm just on Wikipedia until five am. I'm on it

923
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 2: going what is air? That's cool? Get me another story

924
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:28,360
Speaker 2: us home. So this is from Sage Sherman Sage or

925
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 2: Denver Show. We met Sage. I think she's a weed chemist,

926
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:32,760
Speaker 2: a cannabis chemist.

927
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:34,680
Speaker 1: Safe.

928
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:35,399
Speaker 2: That's pretty cool.

929
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 1: Bringing the good stories Yahoo News.

930
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:40,920
Speaker 2: This is written by the best in the business when

931
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:45,280
Speaker 2: it comes to weed news, Matthew Low. Great job out there, Matthew.

932
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 2: A farm that is feeding chickens marijuana instead of antibiotics

933
00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 2: is fetching higher prices from consumers who are seeking organic.

934
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 1: Poultry okay, also very pretty old out cool.

935
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 2: A farm growing medical marijuana in northern Thailand has been

936
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 2: feeding its free range chickens cannabis instead of antibiotics, and

937
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 2: researcher said the experiment has yielded promising results. Researchers from

938
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:17,400
Speaker 2: Shanghmai University's Department of Animal and Aquatic Sciences said that

939
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 2: fewer than ten percent of the one thousand chickens at

940
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:24,919
Speaker 2: the farm and Lampang have died since they introduced pot

941
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:26,920
Speaker 2: to the chickens. Less than ten percent of died out

942
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:30,320
Speaker 2: of one thousand, so they introduced weed to the chickens

943
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:33,760
Speaker 2: diet in January twenty twenty one. While the studies findings

944
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 2: are still under review and cover only one year's worth

945
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:41,319
Speaker 2: of research, assistant professor who led the study told Insider

946
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 2: or I Guess Yahoo News that the cannabis feed appears

947
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:48,840
Speaker 2: to be working and the birds are fetching double the

948
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 2: regular price about one dollars and fifty cents per pound,

949
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:56,279
Speaker 2: mostly because buyers want organic chickens that have not been

950
00:46:56,400 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 2: administered antibiotics. Same in Los Angeles, that makes a lot

951
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:04,200
Speaker 2: of sense. They all. They are calling the chickens meat

952
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:09,720
Speaker 2: ganja chicken it's marketing, and they say it's more tender,

953
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:12,799
Speaker 2: and it tastes better than the other chickens. This is fast,

954
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 2: this can take off so big and californ As I

955
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 2: bet I answer one of the two paragraphs around. As

956
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 2: part of the experiment, the team said, are the research

957
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:29,920
Speaker 2: teams that sometimes that they would give chickens bolstered levels

958
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:32,960
Speaker 2: of THHC, the substance in marijuana that gives users a

959
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 2: high that went past all legal limits for human consumption.

960
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 2: They're getting, so think about how much weed that is

961
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 2: and how big a human is compared to chicken, and

962
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 2: they're just going to like get it out there. Let's

963
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:50,759
Speaker 2: get these things baked. Also, I guess they could have

964
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 2: called chicken earlier this month. Sorry, Jackie jump In.

965
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 4: I'm just imagining a whole bunch of chickens wandering around

966
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 4: cage free, is high and confused.

967
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:04,680
Speaker 2: So I mean, so fun.

968
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:07,719
Speaker 3: Also, I feel like it would look a lot like

969
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 3: just chickens walking around normally.

970
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:16,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, just cannot world's highest chicken and a chicken who

971
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 2: has never done drugs. They are remarkably similar.

972
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:25,120
Speaker 1: Chickens just pecking at nothing on the ground, look.

973
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 2: At a rash, and they could fly. Somebody behind me,

974
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 2: somebody behind me, just staring at that blue sky. Earlier

975
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,960
Speaker 2: this month, the Thai government legalized the sale of cannabis products,

976
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 2: but limited the amount of teachc items can consume. By comparison,

977
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:43,920
Speaker 2: the chickens on the farm would sometimes get double that amount,

978
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:50,920
Speaker 2: so much. Quote. I can't say that the cannabis doesn't

979
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:54,840
Speaker 2: get the chickens high, but they seem but they seem

980
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 2: to be using normal behavior. So Kurt, you were on

981
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:01,880
Speaker 2: the money. The research team noted that it is not

982
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 2: immediately clear what the full benefits of feeding chickens cannabis are.

983
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:10,800
Speaker 3: I mean, it's like, was like, we can't give them hormones,

984
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 3: and someone else was like, but we can give a weed.

985
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 3: And then another person was like, but does weed keep

986
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 3: them from get, you know, doing anything?

987
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 1: Does it like save them or no, it has no

988
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 1: effect whatsoever.

989
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:24,440
Speaker 2: We don't know.

990
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 1: It was hormones or pesticides that this replaced.

991
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 2: Antibiotics.

992
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:33,320
Speaker 3: It replaced antibiotics. Yeah, so it's like, does it kill bacteria?

993
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:34,880
Speaker 3: It's like, we got no idea.

994
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 2: Yes, so they don't know why. Yeah, that's right. They're

995
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:44,279
Speaker 2: so easy to wrangle. You're like, come on, get over

996
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:46,520
Speaker 2: here and they're like, that sounds good to me. I'll

997
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 2: go where you go?

998
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 4: What do I what's that? What's that act you have

999
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 4: in your hand? Anyway, I like her, I'm gonna.

1000
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:55,280
Speaker 2: Go lap exactly. Maybe it's maybe it's like a Temple

1001
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:57,839
Speaker 2: grand In thing. Maybe this is a more humane thing too,

1002
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:04,400
Speaker 2: said that marijuana does have bioactive compounds or substances that

1003
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:09,360
Speaker 2: promote metabolic activity better than the antibiotics which are boosting

1004
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:13,960
Speaker 2: the bird's immune systems. Here's the question that we're all

1005
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:18,080
Speaker 2: wondering as for whether or not people get high from

1006
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:21,759
Speaker 2: eating cannabis fed chickens. The research group said, quote, no way,

1007
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:25,759
Speaker 2: that seems like a yes to me. I know it

1008
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:27,919
Speaker 2: would have been fine, but no way feels like you're

1009
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:31,759
Speaker 2: talking to a cop. The THC is fully metabolized in

1010
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:35,360
Speaker 2: the chicken's body before slaughter, so it is completely changed

1011
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:40,440
Speaker 2: by the time it gets to the table. Pretty interesting story. Now, totally,

1012
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:42,239
Speaker 2: I would eat gonja chicken.

1013
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 4: Is not to inject your chicken with anything, then I'm

1014
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 4: kind of against the weed thing. Then I'm like, I

1015
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:51,360
Speaker 4: thought the whole point was I have a pure chicken

1016
00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:56,840
Speaker 4: who's not given anything at all or at least nothing harmful, right, harmful?

1017
00:50:56,960 --> 00:51:01,239
Speaker 4: Anything to me is all it all, It can all backfire. Oh.

1018
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:05,000
Speaker 1: Also, what I don't understand is because when the beginning

1019
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:08,799
Speaker 1: of that article said they were being fed weed, it does.

1020
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:13,320
Speaker 3: Cannabis, but it's for the little that I know, Like

1021
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,640
Speaker 3: you can't you have to cook weed in order to

1022
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:18,279
Speaker 3: like release the THHC so the body can like like

1023
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 3: metabolize it, right, Because I remember when I was in college,

1024
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:23,279
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm gonna eat weed, and I just

1025
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 3: took a bud and jammed it inside an intimate's donut

1026
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:30,880
Speaker 3: and then just ate it dry and nothing and nothing happened.

1027
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 1: And there's they're like, you fugged idiot. You gotta heat

1028
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 1: it up in some oil before you do that.

1029
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:39,160
Speaker 2: And isn't it interesting how like we're all of the

1030
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:42,320
Speaker 2: age where like people And when I was in high school,

1031
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 2: my friends, the lengths they would go to to get weed.

1032
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:49,920
Speaker 2: They were pulling like oceans eleven style like operations to

1033
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:53,680
Speaker 2: just get the joint to get the smallest amount of

1034
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 2: weed imaginable. And now Jackie lived out here when the

1035
00:51:56,640 --> 00:52:00,880
Speaker 2: transition happened, you could go get the strongest weed, like

1036
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 2: just as long as you have your ID and a

1037
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 2: debit card. They're just like, tell us how high you

1038
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:08,400
Speaker 2: want to get and you can leave with hundreds of

1039
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:10,920
Speaker 2: dollars worth of the greatestweet. It's fast.

1040
00:52:11,239 --> 00:52:14,520
Speaker 4: Tell you I love that one. Because New York became legal.

1041
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:17,800
Speaker 4: I don't know two years ago. Whenever, I'm most grateful

1042
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:20,320
Speaker 4: that is legal because my fiance does not have to

1043
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:22,239
Speaker 4: when he would go buy weight, it would be like

1044
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:25,840
Speaker 4: an underground Yeah, exactly, put out all black, you know,

1045
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:30,400
Speaker 4: a tracksuit, a ski mask. We'll get his gun. I'm like,

1046
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:34,160
Speaker 4: weed is legal now, Curtis Blow, you don't got to

1047
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:38,520
Speaker 4: do this anymore. Got a crime involves anymore?

1048
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:44,000
Speaker 1: You can go to an Appolis store. Literally, it is

1049
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:46,200
Speaker 1: caf It's crazy.

1050
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:49,160
Speaker 4: If I had to say one reason why, I'm my

1051
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:51,920
Speaker 4: guy impresses me. Whenever we go on the road, if

1052
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000
Speaker 4: we can afford for him to come with me. He

1053
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:56,320
Speaker 4: is good at going to any city. We check in

1054
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:58,359
Speaker 4: the hotel, I go in the room. He is good

1055
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:01,120
Speaker 4: at dropping his bags and saying I'll be right back,

1056
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:04,240
Speaker 4: and he comes back in an hour with food, liquor

1057
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:04,719
Speaker 4: and weed.

1058
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:09,360
Speaker 2: Real weird guy that's amazing, is a keeper.

1059
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:11,719
Speaker 4: I call him like my ghetto mcguiver. He can do this.

1060
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 4: I'm like, we are Hawaii, where we are liquor and weed.

1061
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:20,399
Speaker 4: He's very good.

1062
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:23,200
Speaker 1: That's fucking perf keeper.

1063
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:27,279
Speaker 2: Yeah. Also for a comic on the road in those

1064
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 2: hotel rooms or whatever, when you're just like bored out

1065
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:33,919
Speaker 2: of your mind, what else do you want? My God?

1066
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:37,719
Speaker 1: And aren't you You're in You're in Hawaii soon right,

1067
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:40,000
Speaker 1: coming up? Where are you at last?

1068
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:45,319
Speaker 4: The blue note? Nice there because Hawaii is really far.

1069
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:51,520
Speaker 3: Yes, uh, everyone fly from Nebraska to hawaiimp animals.

1070
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:52,160
Speaker 2: You gotta go.

1071
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:54,200
Speaker 1: We'll give us some more dates of where people can

1072
00:53:54,239 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 1: find you.

1073
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 2: Jack, look some stuff.

1074
00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:59,960
Speaker 4: I'm at the Cellar in Vegas. They have a location

1075
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:04,400
Speaker 4: in Vegas. I'm there. I'm there. I'm there the following

1076
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:10,239
Speaker 4: August first, August seventh, I'm there. Next next week, I'm

1077
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:12,440
Speaker 4: in La I'll be at the Comedy Store on the

1078
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:16,239
Speaker 4: thirtieth last Factory. It's not on my website, so I

1079
00:54:16,239 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 4: don't know. I'm just gonna be like, let's go to

1080
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:21,280
Speaker 4: my social media and you'll see I post everything everywhere

1081
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:24,799
Speaker 4: I'm going to be, and the Hawaii will matter right now,

1082
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:27,760
Speaker 4: come out there because it's really too far for the audience.

1083
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:30,319
Speaker 2: To be like Yes, Hawaiian Bananas, go to the blue

1084
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:33,279
Speaker 2: note see Jackie Fabulous. Jackie, thank you so much for

1085
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:34,480
Speaker 2: being on Bananas.

1086
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:37,800
Speaker 4: And it was awesome. You you remind me of everything gorgeous,

1087
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 4: and you remind me of Fostino. What's his name?

1088
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:42,480
Speaker 1: Fostina?

1089
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:45,320
Speaker 2: Which Andrew Santino.

1090
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:46,360
Speaker 1: Andrew Santina.

1091
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:49,879
Speaker 2: Santino is a great I love Santino. He's a funny guy.

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Speaker 1: Thanks.

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Speaker 3: Well, everybody go watch Menoplause and find Jackie wherever she's performing.

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Speaker 4: Jackiefabulous dot com. You can lead you to everything.

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Speaker 2: Boom boom. You stole it. I wanted that to be

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Speaker 2: my website. I thought I should have been Jackie would.

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Speaker 4: Be available now and my handle, my handle is that

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Speaker 4: if I had tried to find that name now, they'd

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Speaker 4: have been like girl.

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Speaker 2: Ahead of the curve. Thanks KURTI B.

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Speaker 1: Thanks Gattie Banana.

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Speaker 2: Bananas Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 1: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 2: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.

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Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard and.

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Speaker 2: Our benevolent overlords are the Great Karen Kilgareff and Georgia

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Speaker 2: hart Start

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Speaker 1: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot intern.