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Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty little Secret for your dirty little secret, remember

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Speaker 1: text in four one to six one. If you have

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Speaker 1: a secret to tell us, you can tell us anything.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't really matter. You can tell us whatever you want.

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Speaker 1: Because we keep everybody anonymous. We don't tell anybody what

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Speaker 1: your name is, and we don't even ask what your

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Speaker 1: name is. Who got it out? Tex in phone and

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Speaker 1: six way have a dirty little secret? And on the

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Speaker 1: phone right now, anymous think name because we don't even

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Speaker 1: ask what your name is. Is a soft poached egg? Hello,

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Speaker 1: soft poached egg? How are you? Oh? Why did you

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Speaker 1: tell soft post egg yourself? Weird? Yeah, that's strange. You

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Speaker 1: should love yourself. Do you have any ape? Do you

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Speaker 1: have any comments on why Jubils speaking so fast? Jubil?

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Speaker 1: Do you have any comments on why Jubele speaking so fast?

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Speaker 1: I'm just I'm tired of saying the same thing at

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Speaker 1: the beginning of the Dirty Little Secrets, so I thought

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Speaker 1: it's feed through a really quick listening. So you have

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Speaker 1: to you have to set it up. If you're newly

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Speaker 1: listening to the show. We do the thing on a

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Speaker 1: dirt little sigre. You can catch them four one of

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Speaker 1: six one. If you want, tellus dirty little Sea can

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Speaker 1: tell us anything, can tell us whatever you want. Doesn't

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Speaker 1: even matter because we don't even ask what your name is.

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Speaker 1: You're completely Anonymous's why alreadyets sacnonos sick name and on

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Speaker 1: the phone right now. It tells the dirty little secret is.

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Speaker 1: Did I say hard boiled egg? Soft? Soft? Soft? Is

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Speaker 1: it complete? Off? What's your take? A time out? I

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Speaker 1: have been dating the boss's daughter, just just just like that.

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Speaker 1: You've been dating our boss's daughter. No, not your boss's daughter.

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Speaker 1: My boss is Oh, he said the bosses because I

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Speaker 1: didn't even know he had a daughter. You're dating your

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Speaker 1: boss's daughter. I'm dating my boss. Let me guess that

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Speaker 1: your boss does not want you to date his daughter.

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Speaker 1: He kind of dropped that hint the night that we met. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: how did he drop that hint? Did he say we

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Speaker 1: were I'm boss, I'm mister Farnsworth, and if you jake

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Speaker 1: my daughter, I'm going to smack your rude. I'm so sorry,

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Speaker 1: so much happening right now, too far off? Sorry, go ahead,

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Speaker 1: I'll stop interrupting. He was at a company meeting, you know,

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Speaker 1: doing the company saying being all super business and professional.

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Speaker 1: Then my boss walks over and he was like, hey, oh,

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Speaker 1: mind meeting, and what you do? Not try anything funny

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Speaker 1: with my daughter? Ha ha ha. You know something funny

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Speaker 1: with her? Stand up route tried to be funny things

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Speaker 1: with her, Yeah, like like tickling her. It started there. Sure, yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's go with that. She was mental, What are you

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Speaker 1: going on with him? I'm a little tired. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: when you get goofy. Okay. Yeah, so you're dating the

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Speaker 1: boss's daughter and you're doing funny stuff with her and

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Speaker 1: he doesn't know. And I'm pretty sure he doesn't know.

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Speaker 1: How long has this been going on? For about six

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Speaker 1: weeks now? Oh? So what are you expecting to get

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Speaker 1: out of this relationship or fling or whatever the heck

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Speaker 1: it is, Because if you wanted to be a long

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Speaker 1: term thing, then you're going to have to meet her dad.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I mean eventually, maybe we'll get there. Like

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Speaker 1: I said, it's been six weeks. So right now, we're

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Speaker 1: just trying to keep it a secret from my boss.

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Speaker 1: So just friends with benefit her. It's a little more

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Speaker 1: friends with ben If she's amazing, we it sparks every

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Speaker 1: time we're together. I know that's cliche, but it's true.

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Speaker 1: Real quick lost question for you. Does your boss like you?

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Speaker 1: I think so, well, then I think you might be okay,

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Speaker 1: you might be all right. I don't know. Maybe it

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Speaker 1: would you know what you could do. You could start

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Speaker 1: dropping hints right now and just you know, bell, talk

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Speaker 1: about this wonderful woman that you met right, like in

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Speaker 1: a meeting when you're all sitting around like where there's

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Speaker 1: the other guys in the meeting and you're kicked back

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Speaker 1: in the chair in the conference room, right and your

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Speaker 1: boss walks in and he just hears you being like, no, dude,

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Speaker 1: I just met her and she's beautiful and she's amazing

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Speaker 1: and she's the love of my life. Oh sorry, boss,

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Speaker 1: we can start the meeting now, right. And then that

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Speaker 1: happens over time and he's like, wowed, Egg really likes

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Speaker 1: that girl he's dating. And I like that about him.

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Speaker 1: Respectable man. I wish someone would treat my daughter that way.

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Speaker 1: That would work. Then you show up for dinner and

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Speaker 1: you're like, whoa, it's you, mister so and so, And

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Speaker 1: then he's like, yeah, it is me. And wait a second.

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Speaker 1: That woman you've been talking about respecting the hell out

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Speaker 1: of it brought it. Yeah, And then you just go oh,

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Speaker 1: she didn't. She didn't tell me it was you, That

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Speaker 1: was her dad. And then it's it's basically, I just

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Speaker 1: wrote a movie right now, and you're the star of it.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say, you sound like a screenplay writer. Wow.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, how is how are you going to approach it?

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Speaker 1: If you have to meet him? I don't think it's

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Speaker 1: gonna work. Yeah it I just need more time time.

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Speaker 1: Are you sure? Are we out of time? They? Are

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Speaker 1: we out of time? Soft boiled egg? I think no

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Speaker 1: matter what? All right, I think so all right, thanks

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Speaker 1: for telling us you're doing a little secret. No, thank you? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret?