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Speaker 1: Ubiles dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dig little secret.

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Speaker 1: I do, yeah, Widow. At my office, I bring in

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Speaker 1: my breakfast every morning. It's usually a yogurt, and I

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Speaker 1: put in the fridge because I get to work at

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Speaker 1: like seven thirty in the morning, so I don't like

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Speaker 1: to eat that early. But there have been a few

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Speaker 1: cases where I go into the fridge and my yogurt

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Speaker 1: is just gone. And I don't write my name on

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Speaker 1: it or anything. But you know, people put like their

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Speaker 1: stuff in piles, so people should just like respect that.

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Speaker 1: It's not theirs.

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Speaker 2: Respect the pile, right, you know.

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Speaker 1: And there was another person in another department that hinted

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Speaker 1: to me that they knew who was taking my yogurts.

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Speaker 1: And I don't want any like offers confrontation like that,

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Speaker 1: so I am not bringing my yogurt into the bridge anymore.

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Speaker 1: But I thought i'd get her back a little bit.

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Speaker 1: I had a ghost chili that I had gotten from

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Speaker 1: the Carolinas, and I chopped it up and it just

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Speaker 1: happened to make its way into her salad one.

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Speaker 2: Day, ghost pepper into her salad. Did you watch her

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Speaker 2: eat it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh, I didn't see her eat it. But I

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Speaker 1: definitely heard her eat it from way down in my cubicle. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she was definitely screaming bloody murder and she ended up

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Speaker 1: having to go to the hospitals. Apparently she's really sensitive despice,

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Speaker 1: and she felt like she was on fire. She didn't

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Speaker 1: understand why she was catching on fire at the time.

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Speaker 1: And while I did show concern in the moment, because

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Speaker 1: I wasn't trying to like really like hurt her like that,

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Speaker 1: I didn't actually tell anybody that it was me.

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Speaker 2: All you giggled to yourself and was like, feel better, secret, Well,

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Speaker 2: thank you for telling us, you dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm believe you. Guys, thank you for having me on.

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Speaker 2: And don't still his yogurt?

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret.