WEBVTT - Ep. 59 — Next Stop...Bankruptcy? 0:00:31.800 --> 0:00:36.040 Can he I live a learn? 0:00:38.080 --> 0:00:38.600 What was that? 0:00:39.520 --> 0:00:41.560 I don't know. I'm trying to think who's sing that? 0:00:42.880 --> 0:00:46.479 Somebody tell me the songs and sing? Oh well. 0:00:48.280 --> 0:00:54.600 Wait, I think maybe you're singing Beyonce. I'm here, yes, okay, wow, 0:00:54.680 --> 0:00:58.920 that's like the depth of my Beyonce knowledge because that 0:00:59.080 --> 0:01:00.480 was a beautiful condition. 0:01:01.200 --> 0:01:03.240 Yes, well, you know I got the tone. You know. 0:01:03.880 --> 0:01:05.920 I always when I think of Tiffany, I'm like, yeah, 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:06.839 that drunken sang. 0:01:07.680 --> 0:01:10.319 I can. That's not think I can sang with the 0:01:10.400 --> 0:01:13.760 agg you know sang you know, not everybody you know, 0:01:13.880 --> 0:01:15.800 So it's an acquire tase. I'm not gonna lie. It's 0:01:15.880 --> 0:01:17.440 not built for every one's years. 0:01:17.480 --> 0:01:20.360 But for those who appreciate, you know that next level, 0:01:20.440 --> 0:01:21.200 I'm there with them. 0:01:21.680 --> 0:01:23.160 It's a mature sound, it is. 0:01:23.720 --> 0:01:24.680 Yes, there you go. 0:01:26.840 --> 0:01:27.600 How was your week? 0:01:28.600 --> 0:01:29.399 It was good. 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:31.200 So this morning I woke up and I was like 0:01:31.240 --> 0:01:35.600 cleaning up and I found my vision board on behind 0:01:35.640 --> 0:01:36.360 my dresser and. 0:01:36.280 --> 0:01:41.200 I was like, oh, circa so dope about it. I 0:01:41.280 --> 0:01:42.000 was so freaked out. 0:01:42.040 --> 0:01:44.560 I was like, man, look, first of all, why do 0:01:44.680 --> 0:01:46.559 I have an engagement ring on my business board? 0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:47.840 Spang? It happened? 0:01:48.680 --> 0:01:55.000 Okay, all right, come on, what else was on there? 0:01:56.600 --> 0:01:56.800 There? 0:01:56.880 --> 0:01:59.440 They're actually so every every time I make when I 0:01:59.680 --> 0:02:01.840 have this dollar bill that I took off, but I 0:02:01.880 --> 0:02:03.720 didn't take off, but I replaced the face of the 0:02:03.760 --> 0:02:06.040 president with like my dollar sign B, and then I 0:02:06.080 --> 0:02:08.120 put how much I want to make a year, So 0:02:08.200 --> 0:02:09.880 I put how much I guess from two years ago 0:02:09.960 --> 0:02:11.400 because I haven't done one in a while. 0:02:11.680 --> 0:02:13.840 Wait, do you make multiple vision boards? 0:02:14.600 --> 0:02:16.800 No, so it's one vision board, which but what I 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:19.880 do is every year I'm supposed to do in January 0:02:20.000 --> 0:02:23.280 take down the stuff that hasn't happened, and or take 0:02:23.320 --> 0:02:26.000 down the stuff that has happened, and then replace it 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:28.280 with new things that i'd like, and anything that has 0:02:28.320 --> 0:02:29.560 not happened, I keep it up there. 0:02:29.800 --> 0:02:31.360 And so it's just the same. 0:02:31.200 --> 0:02:34.280 Board because I use this like really like I don't know, 0:02:34.400 --> 0:02:38.240 it's not like a regular poster board. It's harder than that, 0:02:39.440 --> 0:02:42.320 almost like a what is that cardboard? So it's like 0:02:42.400 --> 0:02:45.640 stiff and so yeah, yeah, and so I was looking 0:02:45.720 --> 0:02:48.960 like I had like on here like this this dollar 0:02:49.000 --> 0:02:51.520 bill that I like augmented to say, this is what 0:02:51.560 --> 0:02:53.720 I'm going to make this year, and I surpassed that. 0:02:54.040 --> 0:02:56.679 I also even have a check that says a very 0:02:56.680 --> 0:02:59.400 happy client, and I put down the date and then 0:02:59.440 --> 0:03:01.640 this is how much I want one client to pay me. 0:03:02.000 --> 0:03:03.160 And I was like, wait a minute. 0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:06.600 In January, I'm actually signing a contract for five thousand 0:03:06.600 --> 0:03:08.840 dollars more than what the check is for. 0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:10.960 And I'm like, whoa hoo. I couldn't believe it. 0:03:11.600 --> 0:03:13.680 And even I have like little things that says I'm 0:03:13.680 --> 0:03:16.960 going to make sixty five hundred dollars per speaking engagement, 0:03:17.000 --> 0:03:18.119 and I make more than that now. 0:03:18.960 --> 0:03:21.920 So just the essenvest is on here, which I just did. 0:03:23.280 --> 0:03:24.960 Ooh, and even well, I don't know if I can 0:03:25.000 --> 0:03:27.760 talk about that. Yeah, I have some TV news coming up, 0:03:27.760 --> 0:03:29.320 but I'm gonna wait until I finished sinning my li. 0:03:29.600 --> 0:03:32.200 When did you make this vision board. 0:03:31.960 --> 0:03:32.560 Two years ago? 0:03:33.120 --> 0:03:38.440 Two mm hm about two years ago. So it was like, well, 0:03:38.440 --> 0:03:39.800 actually you know what this is not even this is 0:03:39.840 --> 0:03:43.120 two thousand for twenty fifteen, because I see twenty fifteen 0:03:43.160 --> 0:03:45.880 travel goals or South Africa, which I have not made 0:03:45.880 --> 0:03:48.480 it too yet, Savannah Georgia, which I have in Ireland, 0:03:48.600 --> 0:03:51.000 which I have in Paris, which I just did like 0:03:51.080 --> 0:03:53.440 a couple of weeks ago. So just seeing it is like, 0:03:53.480 --> 0:03:56.400 oh my gosh, I would say more than half of 0:03:56.440 --> 0:03:59.760 what I have on here has has has been accomplished, 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:02.960 not bam no wow. 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:05.880 I was never like a vision board girl. I did. 0:04:06.040 --> 0:04:09.360 Uh yeah, No, I just kind of maybe because the 0:04:09.400 --> 0:04:11.840 girls in college too, Like I think when I was 0:04:11.840 --> 0:04:13.920 in college, it's when everyone seemed to start it, like 0:04:14.000 --> 0:04:17.080 seemed to start talking about vision boards. And then I 0:04:17.160 --> 0:04:21.320 went to a vision board party like with some girlfriends, 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:23.200 and I don't know, I just got like turned off 0:04:23.200 --> 0:04:26.760 by the I don't know, it just felt like kind 0:04:26.800 --> 0:04:30.279 of like well, there were a lot of like five 0:04:30.480 --> 0:04:34.880 story houses and like huge diamond rings and a lot 0:04:34.920 --> 0:04:39.400 of like celebrity men cut out. It was less like 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:44.080 about career type focusing stuff and more like relationship goals 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:48.520 and like material. But I do, I do make a 0:04:48.600 --> 0:04:50.520 to do list every day, so it's like a daily 0:04:50.920 --> 0:04:52.040 a daily vision board. 0:04:52.800 --> 0:04:54.839 You know what, when people make vision boards, I always 0:04:54.880 --> 0:04:57.400 say that you should make a vision board that's in 0:04:57.440 --> 0:04:59.320 alignment with the way that you interact. So if you're 0:04:59.440 --> 0:05:03.360 really visual, and it's all about pictures on your vision board, 0:05:03.360 --> 0:05:06.120 but if you're really verbal, then on my vision board 0:05:06.120 --> 0:05:08.120 has a lot of sticky notes with just stuff on it, 0:05:08.160 --> 0:05:09.680 so I put it down the middle. I have a 0:05:09.680 --> 0:05:12.320 piece of green tape down the middle. So one half 0:05:12.400 --> 0:05:16.680 is career and professional goals and the other half was personal. 0:05:16.720 --> 0:05:18.679 So like I have Serena Williams like with her body 0:05:18.680 --> 0:05:21.400 looking bang and I'm like, that's my you know, that's 0:05:21.440 --> 0:05:22.280 my body. 0:05:22.480 --> 0:05:25.960 Vision goal board stuff. So I had both sides. So 0:05:25.960 --> 0:05:27.480 I definitely have like, oh I have a ring. 0:05:27.560 --> 0:05:30.440 I have this woman with locks like mind holding a 0:05:30.440 --> 0:05:33.360 beautiful baby. So that's on my personal side. And then 0:05:33.360 --> 0:05:35.839 I have like eating healthy on that side, travel on 0:05:35.880 --> 0:05:38.600 that side, and then on the business side, you know, 0:05:38.839 --> 0:05:40.680 the professional side, I have like all the stuff I 0:05:40.680 --> 0:05:44.200 want to accomplished. I even have published my children's book 0:05:44.200 --> 0:05:45.719 on here and I'm like, oh my god, and I 0:05:45.720 --> 0:05:47.800 wrote I am a speaker at Essence Best. I'm like, 0:05:47.839 --> 0:05:51.240 oh my god, that happened. So I think that for me, 0:05:51.400 --> 0:05:53.919 I like for my vision board to be you know, 0:05:54.120 --> 0:05:57.360 more inclusive of like all of my life, not just hey, 0:05:57.440 --> 0:05:59.880 I want to get a ring, but hey, yes, I'd 0:05:59.920 --> 0:06:01.440 like to get married to the man that I love. 0:06:01.520 --> 0:06:03.880 But girl, I want to slay in this professional market 0:06:03.880 --> 0:06:04.240 as well. 0:06:05.160 --> 0:06:08.279 I wonder if men make vision boards. 0:06:07.760 --> 0:06:09.040 Superman was so geeked up. 0:06:09.120 --> 0:06:12.599 He pulled out like Supergirls, she always has poster boards 0:06:12.640 --> 0:06:14.479 that they're ready, just because that's Supergirl. 0:06:14.720 --> 0:06:17.080 And he was like, let's make me one. 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:20.440 So I told him go to Target meet him and Supergirl. 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:22.160 We're gonna make our vision board. Because he was so 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:24.320 geeked by, like how much and he was. 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:26.040 Like, babe, that happened and this happened. 0:06:26.040 --> 0:06:29.680 I'm like, I know that's funny. Well, fiance bou does 0:06:29.720 --> 0:06:30.640 have a Pinterest board. 0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:32.560 That's so that's good. 0:06:32.800 --> 0:06:35.719 It's mostly just like fancy shoes and watches that he 0:06:35.800 --> 0:06:37.560 expects me to buy him one day. And I'm like, 0:06:37.640 --> 0:06:41.840 this is never happening. Five thousand dollars Omega watch. You're 0:06:41.880 --> 0:06:45.200 out of your mind. This is called a not a 0:06:45.279 --> 0:06:49.200 vision board, but like a like a illusion board. 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:51.119 It's illusional board. 0:06:51.279 --> 0:06:52.680 It's illusional board. 0:06:54.000 --> 0:06:56.400 No, But honestly, I just think that it doesn't have 0:06:56.440 --> 0:06:57.800 to be like this. It could be they you just 0:06:57.839 --> 0:07:00.440 write a list of things in a notebook. People like 0:07:00.480 --> 0:07:05.080 to journal, but I do believe that expressing out loud 0:07:05.760 --> 0:07:08.240 in a visual way, whether it's writing it in a 0:07:08.240 --> 0:07:10.680 notebook or doing it to do with things that you'd 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:13.200 like to accomplish. I think that that's always a good idea, 0:07:13.280 --> 0:07:14.920 whether it's like a fancy board or not. 0:07:15.600 --> 0:07:20.800 Yeah, well, I mean every financial every anyone who's getting 0:07:20.840 --> 0:07:23.200 financial advice. The first question people ask is always what 0:07:23.240 --> 0:07:25.520 are your goals? What do you want? And if you're 0:07:25.520 --> 0:07:27.360 forced to kind of get clear about what you want, 0:07:27.400 --> 0:07:29.440 it makes and then you can answer those questions and 0:07:29.440 --> 0:07:33.320 then you kind of make every decision stemming from like 0:07:33.600 --> 0:07:35.720 how will this help me accomplish my goals? And that 0:07:36.840 --> 0:07:38.920 sort of the way. Yeah, that's kind of like the 0:07:38.920 --> 0:07:40.720 fundamental way to get things done. 0:07:41.120 --> 0:07:43.720 Yeah, for sure, should even easy. 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:46.880 Maybe I'll be a convert. Maybe I'll do a vision board. 0:07:47.480 --> 0:07:47.920 Do you know what? 0:07:48.040 --> 0:07:50.560 That would be kind of fun if we did like 0:07:50.560 --> 0:07:53.600 like ba Like maybe we'd like our next meetup that 0:07:53.720 --> 0:07:56.480 we do like vision board, like you know, maybe like 0:07:56.480 --> 0:07:59.000 ten women because I told myself I was gonna do 0:07:59.040 --> 0:08:01.080 it last year but I didn't. But just to get 0:08:01.080 --> 0:08:03.840 my girlfriends together, because I made this one in the 0:08:03.920 --> 0:08:06.800 park with like six or seven other women, Like I 0:08:06.840 --> 0:08:09.080 think I posted, Hey, who wants to like hang out 0:08:09.160 --> 0:08:11.040 chill out in the park, bring your blanket and something 0:08:11.040 --> 0:08:13.040 to eat, And I brought like the scissors and the 0:08:13.040 --> 0:08:15.160 glue and all these magazines and we had such a 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:18.440 good time. But it was like about the vision boarding, 0:08:18.520 --> 0:08:21.120 but it was also about hanging out with like dope women, 0:08:21.200 --> 0:08:22.040 So that was fun. 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:24.520 I feel like it'ld be really it's like I'm such 0:08:24.520 --> 0:08:25.880 a personal thing though. 0:08:27.040 --> 0:08:28.560 Well, I mean, it wasn't like randoms. 0:08:28.560 --> 0:08:29.880 I mean, most of the people who came because I 0:08:29.920 --> 0:08:31.680 posted on my Facebook, but I knew like it was 0:08:31.680 --> 0:08:33.280 in Newark because I'm like, you know, most of the 0:08:33.280 --> 0:08:33.760 women who. 0:08:33.679 --> 0:08:35.880 Came I was really cool with. So it was I 0:08:35.920 --> 0:08:37.400 don't know. I mean, I guess you don't. 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:39.760 Have to put all your most deep you know, deep 0:08:39.840 --> 0:08:44.679 seated desires, but stuff like travel and stuff professional stuff 0:08:44.679 --> 0:08:47.559 that you want to accomplish. And honestly, we didn't what 0:08:47.679 --> 0:08:50.160 was not weird. But it wasn't like I was like, hey, girl, 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:51.640 what do you have over there? No one was really 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:54.440 looking at each other's boards. It was just having company 0:08:54.440 --> 0:08:55.160 while you made it. 0:08:55.480 --> 0:08:59.240 Yeah that's cool. M So do you have do you 0:08:59.280 --> 0:09:00.440 have a ton of vision boards? 0:09:00.520 --> 0:09:03.720 Like? No, honestly, I just and he superman. It was like, 0:09:03.760 --> 0:09:05.800 so you take it down. I'm like, yeah, that's old stuff. 0:09:06.000 --> 0:09:08.280 So I used the same raggedy board, and I just 0:09:08.320 --> 0:09:10.440 take down the stuff that's happened, and I'm like moving on, 0:09:10.760 --> 0:09:12.640 So I don't. I just it's the same board I've 0:09:12.640 --> 0:09:15.280 had since I was like in my twenties, and I 0:09:15.440 --> 0:09:18.120 just like because I used that like a card of 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:19.120 card stockboard. 0:09:19.160 --> 0:09:21.400 So I just take down the pictures and the sticky 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:22.480 notes and put up new ones. 0:09:23.559 --> 0:09:24.640 Neat M. 0:09:25.400 --> 0:09:26.720 What about you? How was your week? 0:09:27.800 --> 0:09:29.920 The week was good, it was long. It was a 0:09:29.960 --> 0:09:33.319 long week at work. But I saw you on Wednesday. 0:09:33.800 --> 0:09:34.439 Oh. 0:09:34.640 --> 0:09:36.240 I don't know if any of you guys caught, but 0:09:36.280 --> 0:09:39.080 we were on the Grio's Facebook page for Facebook live 0:09:39.200 --> 0:09:41.640 chat with Miss Tanya. 0:09:42.120 --> 0:09:45.400 We should put that link on Brownibision podcast dot com. 0:09:45.480 --> 0:09:47.880 Yeah, it was pretty fun. Tip and I were late late. 0:09:48.640 --> 0:09:49.480 I girl. 0:09:49.920 --> 0:09:51.440 First of all, I was like, I don't know who's 0:09:51.480 --> 0:09:54.080 worse like me? You because Tanya was late too, but 0:09:54.120 --> 0:09:55.920 she was early late and or Degree. 0:09:56.080 --> 0:09:57.040 I'm like, sor are we just not? 0:09:57.679 --> 0:09:59.800 Like everyone was just like late? Like, I don't know. 0:09:59.840 --> 0:10:03.440 But it was the most stressful because I was I 0:10:03.480 --> 0:10:05.679 literally was only twenty blocks away and so I gave 0:10:05.720 --> 0:10:07.760 myself half an hour to take a cab and I 0:10:08.040 --> 0:10:09.920 was stuck in the worst trap. You were in the 0:10:09.960 --> 0:10:12.080 same traffic. I don't know what was happening in Manhattan 0:10:12.920 --> 0:10:16.920 at one thirty pm on Wednesday, but like the apocalypse 0:10:17.000 --> 0:10:20.680 was happening anyway, But yeah, I got We both got 0:10:20.679 --> 0:10:23.920 there like so frazzled, huffing and puffing, running, took cabs 0:10:23.920 --> 0:10:26.480 and trains and then the Grio was like, oh, want 0:10:26.559 --> 0:10:28.440 some water? Do you want to like chill? We have 0:10:28.520 --> 0:10:32.480 like twenty more minutes. It's like, okay, I. 0:10:32.559 --> 0:10:34.280 Know, I was I you don't understand. I was like, 0:10:34.400 --> 0:10:35.960 just like for rating myself because that's what I do. 0:10:36.000 --> 0:10:37.120 What I'm like, look at you? 0:10:37.440 --> 0:10:38.280 We go the one? 0:10:38.880 --> 0:10:40.400 What do you do with your life? Tikany? This is 0:10:40.800 --> 0:10:42.000 this is a professional setting. 0:10:42.160 --> 0:10:44.120 How can you give people career advice when you can't 0:10:44.120 --> 0:10:45.199 even show up on time? 0:10:46.600 --> 0:10:48.800 It's so crazy because it's just like I was just 0:10:48.840 --> 0:10:49.199 like beating. 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:51.320 I'm like totally being like a mom to myself, like, 0:10:51.360 --> 0:10:53.120 look at you, get your life together? 0:10:53.200 --> 0:10:54.920 How can you expect people to take you seriously, you 0:10:54.920 --> 0:10:55.960 can't even come along time. 0:10:57.160 --> 0:10:59.840 They're just waiting on you. They probably start with after you, honestly, 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:01.400 and they don't want you come on. It's on you, 0:11:01.480 --> 0:11:03.600 it's on you. 0:11:03.760 --> 0:11:05.600 We're so mean to or so. 0:11:05.920 --> 0:11:08.200 And then I get there. You guys are sitting chilling 0:11:08.240 --> 0:11:10.559 in like the pre green room, like what's that girl? 0:11:10.720 --> 0:11:12.800 I was not chilling. I was sweating my butt off. 0:11:13.400 --> 0:11:15.240 I like, pat my face. I was because I ran 0:11:15.360 --> 0:11:18.559 so hard from the train. I think there's that pressure too, 0:11:18.600 --> 0:11:21.800 because there's a stereotype that you know, its color people time, 0:11:22.240 --> 0:11:24.440 which you know is sort of racist but kind of 0:11:24.440 --> 0:11:27.920 true in a lot of ways, and so you kind 0:11:27.920 --> 0:11:30.199 of feel like, well, shit, you're just like, you know, 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:32.600 prolonging the stereotype if you're not on time and you're 0:11:32.640 --> 0:11:34.120 the one, and they're just gonna think in their head, 0:11:34.120 --> 0:11:36.840 oh my god, it's always that, you know, it's CPT 0:11:37.040 --> 0:11:39.520 or whatever. And but anyway, I guess it helped that 0:11:39.559 --> 0:11:40.360 we were going to the Grio. 0:11:41.080 --> 0:11:42.720 Yeah I did. I'm not gonna lie, you know. 0:11:43.320 --> 0:11:46.319 I I went to I did one from We're Reclear 0:11:46.440 --> 0:11:48.720 the next day, and I made sure I was a 0:11:48.760 --> 0:11:49.640 half an hour early. 0:11:50.480 --> 0:11:51.199 Oh yeah, howd that go? 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:54.000 It went really well. It was a lot of fun. 0:11:54.360 --> 0:11:57.320 But I was just like a Tiffany, like you learned 0:11:57.360 --> 0:11:57.800 your lesson. 0:11:57.880 --> 0:12:00.480 So I took that the train before I think I 0:12:00.520 --> 0:12:02.360 took like the one o'clock train to get them by two, 0:12:02.840 --> 0:12:04.480 and this time I took the twelve thirty training. 0:12:04.559 --> 0:12:06.080 Was like I will be sitting waiting. 0:12:06.760 --> 0:12:09.800 I really like being early because generally I'm always really 0:12:09.800 --> 0:12:12.079 nervous before I do live stuff. I mean, Facebook Live, 0:12:12.120 --> 0:12:14.520 I wasn't as nervous about, but like if it's a 0:12:14.520 --> 0:12:17.400 live news thing, then I have such bad nerves, Like 0:12:17.440 --> 0:12:20.480 I usually have a stomach ache and I just need 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:23.400 like time to go to the actual setting and then 0:12:23.480 --> 0:12:26.000 kind of relax in the setting wherever I am, but 0:12:26.000 --> 0:12:28.880 I haven't been there before. So generally I like being 0:12:28.920 --> 0:12:30.440 on time. If I get there late, I'm just in 0:12:30.480 --> 0:12:33.360 a bad I'm just like more likely to be frazzled 0:12:33.480 --> 0:12:36.160 and like sweaty because I'm like, I just hate being 0:12:36.320 --> 0:12:37.880 I hate that feeling so much. 0:12:38.040 --> 0:12:40.080 You too, honestly, even like for a plant, I get 0:12:40.080 --> 0:12:42.800 on travel anxiety like, so I much rather be like 0:12:42.840 --> 0:12:45.400 an hour early for a plane and sit with my 0:12:45.520 --> 0:12:48.160 laptop or whatever than to, like, you know, some people 0:12:48.160 --> 0:12:49.480 like to be like, oh I just got here, let 0:12:49.480 --> 0:12:50.200 me just mosey on. 0:12:51.360 --> 0:12:54.360 Yeah, I'm always super early. I like to get snacks. 0:12:54.800 --> 0:12:56.720 I like to use the restroom. I like to hydrate 0:12:57.440 --> 0:13:03.360 very important things before flight. What else is happening in 0:13:03.400 --> 0:13:06.679 the world, in the wonderful world. Did you go out 0:13:06.679 --> 0:13:07.640 for Halloween last night? 0:13:08.720 --> 0:13:12.760 No? Because wait, so wait, what's Halloween last night? No? 0:13:12.880 --> 0:13:15.400 Halloween is Monday, but you know everyone parties on like 0:13:15.440 --> 0:13:16.240 the weekend before. 0:13:16.720 --> 0:13:16.800 No. 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:18.719 But I've been enjoying all the pictures of like all 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:22.440 the hailarises, of course everybody. If everybody's dressing up as 0:13:22.520 --> 0:13:23.960 Joanna Scammer, I'm seeing. 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:26.800 In my Wait, who Joanne? 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:31.480 You've never heard of Joanne the Scammer. No, Andy, honestly, 0:13:31.800 --> 0:13:32.400 I need you. 0:13:32.720 --> 0:13:33.320 What is it? 0:13:34.280 --> 0:13:36.520 Johanna Scammer is everything? Oh my god? 0:13:36.600 --> 0:13:38.520 Wait the first thing that popped up in Google was 0:13:38.600 --> 0:13:40.000 joy and the Scamber, as soon as the types in 0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:40.720 j O. 0:13:41.559 --> 0:13:44.840 Yeah, so Joanna Scammer is really this guy named Brandon 0:13:45.360 --> 0:13:47.600 or Brennan I think his name is and he. 0:13:49.240 --> 0:13:50.800 Yeah, no Brandon. So if you. 0:13:50.760 --> 0:13:55.599 Follow him on Instagram, it's I am Brandon B R 0:13:55.720 --> 0:13:58.640 A N D E N. And he's a dude, and 0:13:58.840 --> 0:14:00.959 I don't know, he's just funny. So he started dressing 0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:05.760 up as just like this worn down woman who wears 0:14:05.760 --> 0:14:09.520 like this dirty fur and this like dusty wig and 0:14:09.559 --> 0:14:10.720 he is hilarious. 0:14:10.800 --> 0:14:11.480 He's a scammer. 0:14:11.559 --> 0:14:16.360 So scamming is when you know, basically a thief, you know, 0:14:16.480 --> 0:14:18.160 but like a thief in every way. Like, so he 0:14:18.240 --> 0:14:20.440 might do credit card scams, he might do. This is 0:14:20.480 --> 0:14:21.760 just awful fun. He's not doing that. 0:14:22.280 --> 0:14:26.920 Oh it's The description says Joanne is a self professed 0:14:27.000 --> 0:14:30.120 messy bitch who lives for drama. Usually wrapped in her 0:14:30.160 --> 0:14:32.360 fur coat and wearing a blonder black leg, speaks in 0:14:32.400 --> 0:14:36.480 a Caucasian accent, and brags about her antics, extorting credit cards, 0:14:36.480 --> 0:14:40.480 embuzzling funds from unsuspecting men, and embarrassing her ex boyfriend's 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:45.320 new wife and bubble. Yeah, okay, it's just so she's 0:14:45.360 --> 0:14:46.320 like living shade. 0:14:46.640 --> 0:14:50.200 Yeah exactly, she is living shade and she is just 0:14:50.280 --> 0:14:53.320 so hilarious. Then you're just like, what is she talking about? 0:14:53.440 --> 0:14:55.480 And you can not tell Joanne that she is not 0:14:56.000 --> 0:14:58.080 black or Hispanic. Johanna is like, get out of my 0:14:58.120 --> 0:14:58.920 Caucasian house. 0:15:01.320 --> 0:15:05.240 She is this person. I saw someone dressed as blue 0:15:05.240 --> 0:15:10.000 Ivy from the mema, so I thought that was funny. 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:13.200 So Joanne has like some some like she's got like 0:15:13.240 --> 0:15:16.920 some well known things. She said, like honestly truly, like 0:15:17.000 --> 0:15:19.240 she's just you have to just go to Brandon's page 0:15:19.280 --> 0:15:22.880 and just soak in this gammerrific Joann and she's amazing, 0:15:22.920 --> 0:15:24.520 And so people dressed up as her. 0:15:25.080 --> 0:15:25.920 I saw somebody. 0:15:25.720 --> 0:15:29.120 Dress up as Slash guns and Roses. I saw someone 0:15:29.200 --> 0:15:30.640 dress up as Shanine. 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:33.520 Guns and roses. That's interesting. 0:15:34.040 --> 0:15:36.800 Mm hmmm. Pirates just like a whole bunch of because 0:15:36.800 --> 0:15:38.640 my friend who dressed the best Guns and Roses, he 0:15:38.680 --> 0:15:41.200 has like a really full beard, so it was like perfect. 0:15:41.600 --> 0:15:43.560 Well, if anyone needs a last minute costume, oh, it's 0:15:43.600 --> 0:15:45.520 gonna be too late by the time this airs. But anyway, 0:15:45.760 --> 0:15:50.080 my my Brittany, the reporter who works for me at 0:15:50.120 --> 0:15:55.000 Magnified Money, she spent like thirteen dollars on some nice cardboard, 0:15:55.040 --> 0:15:57.760 like yellow cardboard, and then some red stuff and anyway, 0:15:57.800 --> 0:16:01.440 she made herself an emoji costume. Is really cute. She 0:16:01.560 --> 0:16:03.840 just like cut out the yellow head and made like 0:16:03.840 --> 0:16:06.520 the little heart eyes and then she tied some string 0:16:06.560 --> 0:16:07.760 and so she had one on the back and on 0:16:07.760 --> 0:16:10.320 the front. It was adorbs. 0:16:10.640 --> 0:16:13.480 I'm looking at like Instagram now and somebody has like 0:16:13.600 --> 0:16:14.680 this Trump costume. 0:16:15.000 --> 0:16:17.320 So she's got a really low cut shirt, but she. 0:16:17.280 --> 0:16:18.880 Kind of was like sexy Trump. 0:16:19.520 --> 0:16:21.560 Yeah, no, but Trump is on her back with his 0:16:21.640 --> 0:16:27.680 hands down her shirt. Oh god, dummy on her back then, 0:16:27.800 --> 0:16:29.960 but with a Trump mask on and his hands. 0:16:29.800 --> 0:16:31.600 Down in front of her shirt, and she's just looking 0:16:31.760 --> 0:16:32.040 like no. 0:16:34.320 --> 0:16:36.520 Facebook memories tells me I used to be cool and 0:16:36.560 --> 0:16:38.520 go to Halloween parties like a lot of them in 0:16:38.560 --> 0:16:41.040 New York and getting all like the reminders. Oh yeah 0:16:41.040 --> 0:16:42.880 I was that. Oh yeah I went there. I threw 0:16:42.960 --> 0:16:47.920 like the best Halloween party the year of Hurricane Sandy. 0:16:48.800 --> 0:16:52.280 But yeah, I've been dormant these past two years. Yeah, 0:16:52.400 --> 0:16:54.160 I just stayed in. Last night, I watched the Sex 0:16:54.200 --> 0:16:56.240 in the City movie. Do you know that's three hours long? 0:16:57.120 --> 0:16:59.840 Really three hours It's a good movie, you know what, 0:17:00.480 --> 0:17:03.640 Sex and the City too. I wish like I was 0:17:03.680 --> 0:17:05.280 so mad when I left the theater. It was the 0:17:05.320 --> 0:17:06.879 worst thing I've ever seen in my life. But the 0:17:06.880 --> 0:17:08.600 first movie was actually really good. 0:17:08.880 --> 0:17:10.879 It was really good. Sex and City two. I was like, 0:17:10.920 --> 0:17:12.359 are you kidding me? What are you doing? 0:17:12.640 --> 0:17:15.720 I was There's only a few movies I've left physically 0:17:16.160 --> 0:17:19.080 angry for about and that was one of them. Like, 0:17:19.160 --> 0:17:21.760 I just wanted my twelve dollars back. Yeah, but the 0:17:22.040 --> 0:17:25.280 first movie with Jennifer Hudson, and it was just good. 0:17:25.960 --> 0:17:27.800 Yeah, it was the first one was really really good. 0:17:27.840 --> 0:17:30.520 And you know, I try to watch like the series again, 0:17:30.640 --> 0:17:32.400 like oh, but I'm like, I just don't care. 0:17:33.440 --> 0:17:36.439 It's a well there's so many episodes, and yeah, it 0:17:36.560 --> 0:17:39.400 is silly. I mean, it was very like early aughts, 0:17:39.440 --> 0:17:42.480 you know, two thousands and stuff. I think it would 0:17:42.520 --> 0:17:45.840 be totally done totally differently now. I mean honestly obviously 0:17:45.880 --> 0:17:48.840 with you know, the new Sex and the City was girls, 0:17:48.840 --> 0:17:52.680 but I didn't like that one either. But yeah, actually 0:17:52.720 --> 0:17:54.439 I never watched Sex and the City. I watched the 0:17:54.520 --> 0:17:57.800