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Speaker 1: With Stu Gotts and Hawkman.

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Speaker 2: The last episode we did was very well received. The

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Speaker 2: Ron McGill episode, it was very well received. Trying to

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Speaker 2: see have.

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Speaker 1: There been some episode talk that haven't been well received

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Speaker 1: just out of well.

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Speaker 2: So here's the way that I judge it. I judge

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Speaker 2: it based on the views on YouTube, which probably isn't

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Speaker 2: the best way to look because I'm sure Taylor has

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Speaker 2: a better idea, because I don't know how many people

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Speaker 2: listen to this pod on Apple Podcasts versus the iHeart

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Speaker 2: app versus tune in versus actually watching it the video

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Speaker 2: of it on YouTube, and the only time that I

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Speaker 2: really check it out, I do see on Apple Reviews

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Speaker 2: and we have a four point nine rating. If you're

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Speaker 2: listening to this pod or watching it, can you go

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Speaker 2: to Apple Podcasts and give us five stars? Leave a

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Speaker 2: nice review? That would be That would be.

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Speaker 3: A solid, solid gift. That means, for the most part,

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Speaker 3: we have five star reviews. I would like to know

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Speaker 3: the asshole who gave us something less than a five

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Speaker 3: star review?

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Speaker 1: How about that?

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Speaker 2: I can't tell you it was you. They hated you? Thanks,

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Speaker 2: I mean, geez, I can go wait a second, I

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Speaker 2: can go to it right now. Hold on, Yeah, it

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Speaker 2: was you know, one of the you know, there's people

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Speaker 2: who think that you ruined the Dan LeBatard show.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, including Dan. Yeah, where's the where's the reviews there?

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Speaker 2: So we have a four point nine and I think

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Speaker 2: it was like the first review. Let's see, I don't know,

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Speaker 2: it doesn't show you all the reviews, but it was

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Speaker 2: one of the first ones. But they're all five stars

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Speaker 2: since then, I don't know, except.

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Speaker 3: For the one, except for the one after an episode

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Speaker 3: or two that just fucking eviscerated me.

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Speaker 2: It was literally it was like great pod except for

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Speaker 2: Stu Goatts something like that. The only one star review.

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Speaker 2: Everything else has been five stars. I left that one anyway,

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Speaker 2: everybody should go do that on Uh this is so.

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Speaker 2: The Ron McGill episode had really good comments and a

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Speaker 2: ton of views on the YouTube page. But again, like

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Speaker 2: I say, I don't know how to really judge it,

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Speaker 2: but from what I've heard, like I'll get texts from

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Speaker 2: Buddha and other people who listened to the show, you know,

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Speaker 2: from the longest, and they're just like, and I don't

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Speaker 2: get that with every episode, even with every episode, to

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Speaker 2: be quite honest, some of them, I'm I think like, well,

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Speaker 2: that wasn't as good as the other one, but the

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Speaker 2: McGill one was a great episode. I was really happy

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Speaker 2: with that.

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Speaker 3: Well, good subject, a popular subject and yeah, pre visiting.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if if you haven't listened to it's the episode

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Speaker 2: before this one, and I would highly recommend it. Somebody

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Speaker 2: had DM me about it. You can always DM me

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Speaker 2: Radio Mark Hakman on Instagram. I try to respond to everything. Oh,

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Speaker 2: this is right after the McGill episode. Guy dms me Hawk.

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Speaker 2: I can't stop telling you how special the podcast with

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Speaker 2: Stu Gotts is today's show. The McGill episode. You read

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Speaker 2: a DM that really resonated with me. It was from

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Speaker 2: a guy who worked at the accounting firm. That message

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Speaker 2: blew me away because I did the exact same thing

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Speaker 2: from two thousand and five to twenty ten. I was

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Speaker 2: also working at a crappy accounting firm. I would spend

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Speaker 2: every waking hour in audit rooms at my clients, and

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Speaker 2: I would stream your show through my laptop every day

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Speaker 2: except when the partner came out to our client. You

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Speaker 2: guys got me through a really challenging time. I would

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Speaker 2: play your show for new hires, and that message you

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Speaker 2: read made me feel so good because either one of

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Speaker 2: my guys emailed you or there were other sad accountants

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Speaker 2: like me listening to the jewel you spread through the airwaves. Lad,

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Speaker 2: we could get you through a tough time in your

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Speaker 2: life by.

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Speaker 3: Making Is there such a thing as a happy accountant?

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Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, yeah, you get.

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Speaker 2: A good multimillion dollar accounts. The only account that you

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Speaker 2: need this one see this one as well, says I

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Speaker 2: have unfortunately caught up with all of you and Stew's podcasts.

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Speaker 2: I can't wait for the next episode. As a young teacher,

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Speaker 2: and this is the next episode. By the way, as

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Speaker 2: during the summers in two thousand and six. Seven ninety

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Speaker 2: That's it, of course, Boog and you guys, the dude

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Speaker 2: And then he goes on to say, because I do

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Speaker 2: know you get this a lot, but you Crowder, Solana

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Speaker 2: the death of my mother. It's great to laugh with

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Speaker 2: you guys for a little litle bit. And I do

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Speaker 2: get touching messages like that. I'm sure you do as well.

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Speaker 2: And why we're here. We like to entertain and have fun.

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Speaker 2: We tried never to get too deep. At least that

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Speaker 2: was the original intention of the show. Never to get

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Speaker 2: too deep my radio show. We we uh subscribe to

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Speaker 2: that thought. We don't ever get too deep. We just

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Speaker 2: want to have fun for four hours a day.

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Speaker 3: So he stayed away from cash ptel celebrating with the United.

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Speaker 1: States Olympic hockey team.

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Speaker 2: I mean, yep, good won't be talking about the state

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Speaker 2: of the union.

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Speaker 1: We just have fun.

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Speaker 3: Just somehow is he dragged me into it yesterday on

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Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I just have I have a deep

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Speaker 2: interest in politics. I have no interest in it infecting

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Speaker 3: Yes, in other people's politics. I have in dressed in politics.

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Speaker 1: I am with you.

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Speaker 3: I don't care about your politics. I'm gonna like you regardless.

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Speaker 3: If I like you, if you're a nice dude, I'll

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Speaker 2: You know. That's the that's kind of the attitude that

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Speaker 2: I try to move along with. So yes, somebody, uh somebody,

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Speaker 2: DM Hawkman loving the new pod was Stu Gott so

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Speaker 2: much fun reminiscing about the show's best moments. You mentioned

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Speaker 2: the other day about a LeBatard episode with Tom Green

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Speaker 2: and him being a comedy snob. I recall an episode

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Speaker 2: where you guys had Norm McDonald on and Lebotard was

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Speaker 2: getting really annoyed by him. Norm was just being himself,

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Speaker 2: not taking the interview seriously. You were loving it. This

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Speaker 2: was pre Lebron. I can't recall the exact date. Any

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Speaker 2: chance you guys can revisit that interview, Yeah, I'll look

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Speaker 2: for that. I remember the first time we had Norm

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Speaker 2: But we're definitely gonna find that interview in place.

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Speaker 3: You bring Norm McDonald on your show, and we were

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Speaker 3: trying to explain this to Dan.

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Speaker 3: When you bring him on, he's going to annoy and

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Speaker 3: you have to take a back seat. It's no longer

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Speaker 3: your show. When you bring Norm McDonald on, it's his show.

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Speaker 2: He's just gonna be Norm. I mean, that's who he is.

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Speaker 2: He was never putting on airs. When he went on Letterman,

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Speaker 2: he was Norm McDonald. When he does something with David Spade,

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Speaker 2: he was Norm MacDonald.

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Speaker 1: But I think they learned that over time.

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Speaker 2: You just got to let Norm be Norm well, and

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Speaker 2: you also have to appreciate what he does. He's not

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Speaker 2: of snarky humor is not for everybody. Yes, anyway, so

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Speaker 2: I'm saying, go to Apple Podcast, leave a good review.

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Speaker 2: So on Apple if you're a Apple Music subscriber, or

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Speaker 2: if you just wanted to go download something. Years ago,

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Speaker 2: we wanted to repurpose some of our material and for

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Speaker 2: those watching on our YouTube stream, that's the thumbnail on

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Speaker 2: Apple Music fifteen of the not worst moments in LeBatard

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Speaker 2: Show history. And the funny thing is, I'm not certain

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Speaker 2: I was looking for a way because they're oh, I

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Speaker 2: I was looking I was looking for a way to

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Speaker 2: you know. And so I found this company called CD baby.

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Speaker 2: Mike Ryan, you can do it. So now I had

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Speaker 3: So we owned the content while we were running that

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Speaker 2: sign an agreement that the radio station will get fifty

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Speaker 5: Dine.

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Speaker 2: But it's still up there to this day, and it's

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Speaker 2: Five minutes of Stugott's mispronouncing words.

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Speaker 2: Roy's top ten sports movies Stu Gotts, Hawk, and Greg Biffle.

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Speaker 2: Biffle has recently passed away. Yes, Dan does hard time

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Speaker 2: the fifteen of the not worst moments in Lebottard Show history.

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Speaker 5: Here's a text Stu Gotts. Congrats guys, another subpar show,

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Speaker 5: Stu Gotts. Do you know the amount of news we've

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Speaker 5: I'm horrific at this. Oh whoa why do they pay me.

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Speaker 2: Big mistake.

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Speaker 5: It was an error.

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Speaker 5: The name was misspelled. She meant, mom meant to spell Anthony.

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Speaker 5: Spellings of names on the day Harry Callis passes away,

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Speaker 5: Oh and I also forgot Phil Spector guilty of murder.

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Speaker 5: And I just lapsed by default Stu Guts and you

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Speaker 2: I talked about Wade versus Lebron.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I'm thinking it's the greatest show I've ever done.

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Speaker 1: I got Dan to go exactly where I wanted him to.

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Speaker 5: But I'm confused that what he would have possibly wanted

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Speaker 2: Well, we could say Mark Fidrich and Steve Gotts would

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just why just waiting for it.

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Speaker 2: It's like what it's like going to see Bruce Springsteen

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Speaker 2: That was my payoff. It's fantastic. So then on that

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Speaker 1: You gotta make him buy the CD. Come he come on?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone go buy a CD. Yes, your local Specs

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Speaker 3: Yes, one of the first moments I recall in which

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Speaker 2: Nothing, nothing better than just organic laughter where you cannot

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Speaker 2: be made in live spots. Well, I get an endorsement

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Speaker 2: now here's the one thing that Stu Gotts and I

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Speaker 5: Right.

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Speaker 2: You can do whatever you want. You want to call

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Speaker 5: All right, a couple of weeks into the new year,

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Speaker 5: and now you're still doing it, right, buddy, I am.

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Speaker 6: I am using my Men's Rogaine foam. I'm using it

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Speaker 6: in the morning, i use it in the evening. It's quick,

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Speaker 6: it's easy, it's clean, and clinical testing eighty five percent

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Speaker 6: of men regrew hair after four months of use. So,

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Speaker 6: as I have been telling you, I am sticking with it.

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Speaker 5: I gotta tell you, if you take a look at

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Speaker 5: cool cool for our listeners. There's a special website right

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Speaker 2: Right, you know, I appreciate you saying that to guys. Well,

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Speaker 6: Well Dan looked at me like like like, you're crazy

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Speaker 6: that that the hair is not growing on. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 5: Guys are saying that. You can't tell me different.

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Speaker 2: Roa dot com.

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Speaker 5: He's got likes there, he's got like six hares.

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Speaker 1: Started with none.

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Speaker 2: You from two to six?

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Speaker 1: Is you know what?

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Speaker 6: Let the people decide you've had an attitude all day.

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Speaker 1: I get king.

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Speaker 2: Spot in this economic We.

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Speaker 6: Are not losing a sponsor because people are going to

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Speaker 6: go there right now and support.

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Speaker 7: It's gonna come out of my own pocket. Have to reply,

446
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Speaker 7: you got six damn hairs on your head, six sprowns

447
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Speaker 7: on your head, and that is why.

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Speaker 5: Be there though you've only been using it for like

449
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Speaker 5: six minutes.

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Speaker 2: Gods may have gone overboard with the Zara to six.

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Speaker 2: I'm so fire now.

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Speaker 6: Here, listeners, how many people are gonna go to the

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Speaker 6: website and print off the fifteen dollars off coupon? You

454
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Speaker 6: could do that right now. Support this show.

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Speaker 1: Support all SI to this sprowse you gotta sun in

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Speaker 1: this airshuck.

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Speaker 2: A couple of funny things in there. Obviously, a commercial

458
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Speaker 2: going off the als is never exactly what the uh

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Speaker 2: what the client wants.

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Speaker 1: And then.

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Speaker 2: Stuc Gott says, are you gonna send them this air check?

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Speaker 2: Because normally with an advertiser, you would send them the

463
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Speaker 2: air check of the commercial you did. Because they're not

464
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Speaker 2: listening live, that one we didn't send. The other thing

465
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Speaker 2: that I find so interesting is because this is such

466
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Speaker 2: the early days of like digital sales and stuff. There's

467
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Speaker 2: literally you go to the website to print a coupon

468
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Speaker 2: that you would then bring to a retailer like that.

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Speaker 2: That's amazing to me. Instead of hey, you go to

470
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Speaker 2: this website and put in the code hok or whatever

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Speaker 2: you literally it would go to like you know, rogain

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Speaker 2: dot com, slash seven ninety the ticket and then you

473
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Speaker 2: would print the coupon which you would then bring to

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Speaker 2: Walgreens when you were buying your your Roguin wild Man.

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Speaker 1: It was so good.

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Speaker 3: I love first off, the Smith and Maleitsky's event that

477
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Speaker 3: we were talking about there.

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Speaker 1: Chris Mortenson, Yes, it was more.

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Speaker 2: Well, we did several do you remember who else we

480
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Speaker 2: had at Smith and Lensky.

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Speaker 3: I do not, but I just love the fact that

482
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Speaker 3: I promoted people coming out to look at your hair

483
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Speaker 3: at Smiths, while Chris Morton's.

484
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Speaker 1: It was false advertising because it wasn't working.

485
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Speaker 2: We did a Smith and Wilensky with Isaiah Thomas yep,

486
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Speaker 2: when he got hired by f I u zeke we did.

487
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Speaker 2: I mean, the guy always delivers, I always plays the head.

488
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Speaker 2: We did a Smith and Wilensky with the Marlins at

489
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Speaker 2: that time it was Jack McKeon yep, Trader Jack Leave.

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Speaker 1: I won a World Series.

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Speaker 2: I think Cody Ross was there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't have a nickname for him.

493
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Speaker 2: And maybe Logan Morrison.

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Speaker 5: Lo Mo.

495
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Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go.

496
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Speaker 1: Didn't we do a show shirtless with Logan Morrison?

497
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Speaker 2: You and I? You did the show shirtless? You and

498
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Speaker 2: I went out and did the show at Marlin's Park

499
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Speaker 2: and you got shirtless with Logan Morrison. Yes, it was

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Speaker 2: a delight Oh funny man. And then uh, here's one

501
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 2: other cut from that that CD which is available, and

502
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:33,920
Speaker 2: this is maybe the most requested other than the games.

503
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Speaker 2: And again you can request stuff on by dming me

504
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Speaker 2: on Instagram. Radio Mark Hakman on Instagram. Other than people

505
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Speaker 2: wanting us to talk about the games, which we will,

506
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Speaker 2: I gotta tell you which by the way, you dropped,

507
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Speaker 2: and I gotta tell you in that road game spot,

508
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Speaker 2: you're like, I gotta tell you, Hawk, it's looking good

509
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Speaker 2: at the top of your head.

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Speaker 3: And I got to tell you Hawk that me and

511
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Speaker 3: Taylor have been thinking about stealing these games for our

512
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Speaker 3: radio show.

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Speaker 2: Just say it's all yours. Go ahead and take what's

514
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Speaker 2: mine is yours. What's yours is mine? Great. Probably the

515
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:09,040
Speaker 2: segment that I get asked for the most. Can you

516
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Speaker 2: guys replay it because people want to hear it is

517
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Speaker 2: poop shoes, And I'll just tell you the conversation started.

518
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Speaker 2: I'll tell you at the end of this whether it's

519
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Speaker 2: true or not, because there you'll hear it. The conversation

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Speaker 2: started on the air because Cliff Floyd, who's a great broadcaster,

521
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 2: was a great ballplayer. Cliff Floyd was doing a show

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Speaker 2: at seven ninety the ticket with us, so we would

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Speaker 2: get off there at seven and then Cliff Floyd, I think,

524
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Speaker 2: may go on with Craig Mish or something at seven pm.

525
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Speaker 2: And so you had just gone to the bathroom at

526
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Speaker 2: seven ninety the ticket and run into Cliff Floyd in

527
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Speaker 2: the bathroom and you chatted with him as you both

528
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Speaker 2: were going to the bathroom. You would relay this to Dan,

529
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Speaker 2: and you said that Cliff gave you an ad a

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Speaker 2: boy when you were leaving, gave you a little last

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Speaker 2: tap and said at a boy.

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Speaker 1: Something like that, Yes, I love a little bit bathroom chatter.

533
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Speaker 1: I do.

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00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 2: I love it right, And that was the conversation Dan

535
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 2: was having, saying I could never do that, I could

536
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Speaker 2: never have bathroom chatter. I'm not comfortable with it, and

537
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Speaker 2: that you're unique. And then it delved into something else

538
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Speaker 2: that just delighted Dan, which was my poop shoes revelation.

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Speaker 2: Here it is from the not Worst of the Levatard

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Speaker 2: Show History, fifteen of the Not Worst Moments in Levatard

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Speaker 2: Show History, which is available now on Amazon Play and

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Speaker 2: Dudes and at your local record retailer. Here is poop Shoes.

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Speaker 5: I am horribly uncomfortable in all public bathrooms. If I

544
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Speaker 5: can avoid it at all costs, I will avoid having

545
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Speaker 5: to use a public bathroom. But even worse, if by happenstance,

546
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Speaker 5: I have to use this god forsaken abu grave bathroom

547
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Speaker 5: room here in nineteen sixties radio building, and I am

548
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:09,760
Speaker 5: wearing shoes that someone might recognize. I am not above

549
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Speaker 5: when that door swings open, lifting up my feet so

550
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Speaker 5: those shoes will not be recognized. That I could be

551
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Speaker 5: alone in my private shame. And you've really done that,

552
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Speaker 5: You've had to be suspended in there. Yes, yes, I

553
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 5: view this as a shameful exercise while recognizing that it's

554
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 5: a totally normal exercise and everyone does it. Hawkman, Am

555
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Speaker 5: I a weirdo? Who's the weirdo here? Me? Or stew

556
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Speaker 5: godst gods? Who will have a conversation with anybody? Well, Dad,

557
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Speaker 5: I guarantee you, I get. We have agreed several times

558
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Speaker 5: that I represent a majority of our audience, and I

559
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Speaker 5: guarantee you on this front, I am representing a majority.

560
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Speaker 5: I disagree. I disagree. Guys know, Dan, guys are very

561
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Speaker 5: comfortable in the locker room. I believe that I am

562
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Speaker 5: me and my bathroom repressions are more common than Stuatts's

563
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Speaker 5: bathroom comfort. I think I'm closer to normal. I don't

564
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Speaker 5: think either one of us is totally normal on this front, right,

565
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Speaker 5: because you go to the complete other way. I think

566
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Speaker 5: I'm more normal than you are.

567
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Speaker 6: Well, certainly Cliff Floyd yesterday was comfortable with it because

568
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Speaker 6: he's an athlete. I'm assuming they do everything together in

569
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Speaker 6: the nude in the in the bathroom.

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Speaker 5: Right, that ass slap that he gave me, he's given

571
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Speaker 5: it to a thousand plays. I never understood in high

572
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 5: school this was weird. I went to an all guys

573
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Speaker 5: high school. How what do you make of this? I

574
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 5: don't know if this is normal. Maybe this is normal

575
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Speaker 5: in the military. It seems to me like there'd be

576
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Speaker 5: something that's normal in the military. But in high school

577
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Speaker 5: at Shaman in high school, I never once went to

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Speaker 5: the bathroom in high school because our bathrooms didn't have

579
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Speaker 5: any doors on the front. Well, that changes the game,

580
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Speaker 5: obviously weird, No, come on, But I think it's probably

581
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Speaker 5: because they didn't want people doing drugs are hidden in

582
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Speaker 5: the bathroom, but that they want people to go to

583
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Speaker 5: the bathroom. Think about it, Well, does that change the game?

584
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Speaker 5: I think that's normal in the military. But they were

585
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Speaker 5: inventing drug use in the bathroom, but they're not preventing

586
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 5: kids crapping in their pants. Well, here's the weird thing.

587
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Speaker 6: When I was growing up and I grew up in Chicago.

588
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Speaker 6: You'd go to Soldier Field, Soldier Field the public restrooms

589
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Speaker 6: and maybe you had this too.

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Speaker 2: Got to New York, the old stadiums.

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Speaker 6: Soldier Field, the restroom, the urinals were just these large troughs.

592
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Speaker 2: There were no separate the sink.

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Speaker 6: It was like a big, a big act, just like

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Speaker 6: a big trough and everyone would gather around it and

595
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Speaker 6: it was weird to me.

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Speaker 5: Weird. I've seen those before. I don't think they have

597
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Speaker 5: them in New York. There's only been one public bathroom

598
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Speaker 5: in which I was scared to go into, both because

599
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Speaker 5: of how dirty it was and because of the people

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Speaker 5: that were hanging out. It's a Penn station in New York.

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Speaker 5: It is the single fouls place. It's suspended feet normal

602
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Speaker 5: or abnormal.

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Speaker 2: I don't think it's that abnormal.

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Speaker 5: And to be quite honest, like remember we did a shoe.

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Speaker 6: Drive in December for All Saints Episcopal Church and people

606
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Speaker 6: were bringing shoe oz for the homeless here to the

607
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Speaker 6: radio station. I kept one of those pairs of shoes

608
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Speaker 6: and I keep them under my desk.

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Speaker 2: It's a shameful admission.

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Speaker 6: And when I have to go number two here at

611
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Speaker 6: the bathroom.

612
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Speaker 5: I put those shoes off so.

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Speaker 2: That no one shoes of wearing.

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Speaker 6: And then when I come out, I switched my shoes.

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Speaker 5: Back, and it never seems like I was.

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Speaker 1: In the bag.

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Speaker 5: And so you do the same thing that I do

618
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Speaker 5: with the bathroom. I disguise my shoes. You just hold

619
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Speaker 5: your meat, okaying a special set of shoes. Some people

620
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Speaker 5: have bowling shoes.

621
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Speaker 1: You're wearing a costume.

622
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Speaker 5: The black restroom shoes, public restroom shoes. It's a smart idea.

623
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Speaker 6: More people are gonna start doing it now that I

624
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Speaker 6: let the cat out.

625
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Speaker 5: You steel, You stole shoes from our charity.

626
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Speaker 6: I believe I'm putting them to a better use than

627
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 6: they would have been in great I never hurt something

628
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 6: more shamefully admitted on our show.

629
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Speaker 5: You stole shoes from the homeless and charity so that

630
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Speaker 5: you could where are disguised through what they would disguise.

631
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:06,760
Speaker 5: You're not even making that up. You're serious.

632
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Speaker 1: I can't believe.

633
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 5: What we've summled them on here.

634
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Speaker 1: What took so long?

635
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Speaker 5: Oh God, God, Hawk, that is such a great story. God,

636
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:21,759
Speaker 5: I can't believe that. I cannot That's one of the

637
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 5: most shocking revelations in the history of this show, Hawk

638
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:34,920
Speaker 5: has poop shoes, public poop shoes, poop shoes.

639
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:43,000
Speaker 2: So there it is poop shoes. Now people ask because

640
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Speaker 2: Dan was certain that I was telling the truth there.

641
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 2: He kept saying, I can't believe he's being honest. Here,

642
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 2: he's being honest. The truth of the matter is that

643
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:56,840
Speaker 2: I did not have boop shoes. I did not steal

644
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Speaker 2: a pair of shoes war intended for homeless people. And

645
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 2: this is fifteen years after the fact. I know I've

646
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:09,400
Speaker 2: probably waited too long to acknowledge this, but he was

647
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:14,360
Speaker 2: so delighted in thinking that I was giving a real revelation.

648
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 2: I didn't have the heart to tell him that I

649
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 2: was just making it up because I thought it was

650
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Speaker 2: a funny bit. But he was delighted by it, and

651
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 2: so I kind of went along with it that I, yes,

652
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 2: indeed had poop shoes.

653
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Speaker 3: We were all so delighted. That's an interesting kind of

654
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Speaker 3: dynamic there because it was such a great it was

655
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Speaker 3: such a great pivot by you, and you're trying to

656
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,319
Speaker 3: support Dan in that moment. Because Dan is adamant that

657
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Speaker 3: he's not crazy.

658
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:38,879
Speaker 1: And I am.

659
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Speaker 3: It also sends you and by the way, it's a

660
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:42,760
Speaker 3: fantastic idea.

661
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 1: It is.

662
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:45,279
Speaker 2: It's a great idea. But it also made sense because

663
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 2: we literally had just done a shoe drive, so like

664
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 2: it kind of made sense that there would be other

665
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:54,880
Speaker 2: shoes around the station. And so I saw this little

666
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,919
Speaker 2: opening to go with a bit. But he was so

667
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:02,719
Speaker 2: delighted by it. He kept saying, I can't believe this revelation.

668
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 2: But the truth of the matter is I never shit

669
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Speaker 2: in a public restroom. That's we used to Sometimes this

670
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 2: is this is real, you know. Sometimes we would have

671
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 2: the Dania Highlin nights, the either a poker tournament or

672
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:21,319
Speaker 2: we were actually gonna go watch Highlight. So I would

673
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 2: get to the radio station because I was also the

674
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 2: program director for a time, I would get to the

675
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:29,279
Speaker 2: radio station around ten am, and then our show was

676
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 2: three till seven, and a lot of times, let's say

677
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,840
Speaker 2: two o'clock or whatever, I gotta take a shit. I

678
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:38,960
Speaker 2: would do the math in my head. I would go, Okay,

679
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:42,799
Speaker 2: show ends at seven, you'll be home at eight fifteen,

680
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 2: like you've got six a little over six hours to wait,

681
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 2: Like you're not gonna take a shit, And I would

682
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,840
Speaker 2: I would do the math. I wouldn't do it the

683
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 2: highline nights, I would do the math. I would go, Man,

684
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:58,239
Speaker 2: if someone doesn't chop the pot at the end of

685
00:36:58,239 --> 00:37:03,400
Speaker 2: the poker tournament, should not get home till like one thirty.

686
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,839
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, it is what it is. You got

687
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:09,720
Speaker 2: a you got nine hours to fight this thing through.

688
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:12,560
Speaker 2: The Only thing that I would do, and I did

689
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:16,319
Speaker 2: reveal this on the air. The only scenario where you

690
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 2: can actually use a public restroom, in my opinion, to

691
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:21,320
Speaker 2: take a shit, you got to go to a hotel.

692
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 2: And I'm not saying to check in. You go to

693
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 2: a nice hotel that has nice lobby bathrooms. A lot

694
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 2: of the lobby bathrooms at some of the nicer hotels

695
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 2: are full doors. It's not the swinging doors, it's the

696
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:37,479
Speaker 2: full doors. You almost have your private little cubicle there.

697
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:40,240
Speaker 2: And back in the day, you'd grab a free USA.

698
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 2: Today would be sitting there right on the counter. You'd

699
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:45,799
Speaker 2: walk into the bathroom, and if you were there in

700
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:48,759
Speaker 2: the right hours it possibly could walk out and get

701
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 2: a free breakfast or lunch. You know that they would

702
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 2: give to people who were staying in the hotel.

703
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have taken so many shits at a ritz.

704
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:59,400
Speaker 3: Carlton I mean it is best. Yes, the shit's Carlton.

705
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 1: Yes. Anyway, there you go.

706
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 3: There's bathrooms anywhere in America right in the tracks that

707
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Speaker 3: in the four seasons.

708
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,400
Speaker 2: The bathroom though that we had at seven ninety the ticket.

709
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 2: Dan's not incorrect. That was abu grab That place was disgusting.

710
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 3: But I never minded it hot like I just you know,

711
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:28,240
Speaker 3: you lay you have those those those toilet covers, the layers.

712
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:29,960
Speaker 3: You pull one out, you put it on there, you

713
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 3: sit down, you relax, you spread out.

714
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:37,360
Speaker 2: The notes today sports page, not this guy. Anyway. You

715
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 2: can listen to all fifteen tracks. It is up on Apple.

716
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 2: Fifteen of the nosk were not worst moments in Levatar

717
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:49,680
Speaker 2: Show history. And then there's the Roy the best of

718
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 2: Roy's top ten lists yea, And there's twenty two tracks,

719
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 2: twenty one tracks, and number twenty one is Stu Goatts's

720
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:01,759
Speaker 2: top ten. Oh so you must have done the top

721
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 2: ten there? Maybe well left him play that on the

722
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 2: podcast one day?

723
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:05,879
Speaker 5: Uh?

724
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,799
Speaker 1: Is Dan? Is Dan aware that? Uh? When did you

725
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:09,359
Speaker 1: tell Dan?

726
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 3: Or if he listens to this pod, is that the

727
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:13,319
Speaker 3: first he's going to be hearing of it that you

728
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:16,359
Speaker 3: didn't actually have poop shoes you did steal a pair

729
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 3: of shoes from the homeless and when.

730
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 2: You went to the bathroom. I don't know if I

731
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:23,120
Speaker 2: ever I don't know if I ever said to him,

732
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 2: because it was like it, you know, I love organic radio.

733
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 2: It was such an organic radio moment. And what I

734
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,759
Speaker 2: think made it even more great and more funny and

735
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:38,840
Speaker 2: more genuine was his absolute delight that he just found

736
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 2: out something about his friend. That's kind of see me,

737
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:48,279
Speaker 2: like if that's the right word, Like, huh, I get

738
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:50,880
Speaker 2: him wanting to have a different pair of shoes, but

739
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 2: did he really steal a weir of shoes intended for

740
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:56,880
Speaker 2: homeless people in order to do so? I don't know.

741
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 2: I just thought the.

742
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:01,920
Speaker 3: Stealing from the homeless, the smart part is using them

743
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 3: to take a ship, right, I mean, rather than to

744
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 3: spend your legs in midair so people can't see.

745
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:11,399
Speaker 2: Which yeah he was when he was saying that too.

746
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:15,319
Speaker 2: I can't imagine dangling my legs, Like first you got

747
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:17,440
Speaker 2: to bring him up to your chest. That can't be

748
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:19,960
Speaker 2: a comfortable way to take a take a ship.

749
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 3: In the doing it all just to avoid, just to

750
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 3: prevent people from walking in and knowing it's.

751
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:31,440
Speaker 2: Let oh that but That is one of my nightmares.

752
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:33,880
Speaker 2: If I was taking a ship in a public restroom

753
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 2: at work, by the way, and someone knew it was me,

754
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 2: and they're like, heyck taking a ship. Oh I didn't

755
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:45,239
Speaker 2: want to flush myself down the toilet, why though, cares?

756
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:47,759
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know, I don't know, you know,

757
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,279
Speaker 2: I don't mind. I'll always pee at the urinal. By

758
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:53,240
Speaker 2: the way, Taylor, do you ever hear of a urinal trough?

759
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:55,240
Speaker 2: Which they used to have a Soldier Field and Brigley

760
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:57,959
Speaker 2: Field in Chicago where literally it was like a big

761
00:40:58,040 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 2: giant sink in the middle of it was circular, and

762
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 2: it was in the middle of the public restroom where

763
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:07,520
Speaker 2: we would go to the Bears the Cubs games or whatever.

764
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 2: And guys, do you just line up around the circle

765
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 2: and and p into the trough? Should bring back troughs?

766
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:19,320
Speaker 1: The Orange Bowl had one, right, I mean.

767
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:20,840
Speaker 2: The Orange Bowl had troughs.

768
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:21,239
Speaker 1: Yes.

769
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,600
Speaker 3: I never liked the trough because you really, I mean,

770
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 3: there's no way around it. You have to present your

771
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:30,239
Speaker 3: manhood to the entire room, right, yeah, yeah, don't.

772
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 2: I don't mind the urinals that have the dividers. There's

773
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 2: just this modicum of space. Hey, this is my little area,

774
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 2: both of us were, or however many people are in there.

775
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:47,680
Speaker 2: We're all holding our penises, but we have dividers that

776
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 2: are making it so. It's not like we're all just

777
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 2: standing here holding our penises.

778
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:53,040
Speaker 1: Right, It's like I'm in my house. Right.

779
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 2: I went to a spring training game on Sunday, went

780
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 2: to the Marlins opening spring training game up in Jupiter.

781
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 2: Roger Dean's with Marlins and Nationals, and I love spring

782
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 2: training baseball. Go to the bathroom. No dividers. Oh boy, yeah,

783
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:11,239
Speaker 2: no dividers.

784
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 1: So what'd you do?

785
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 2: I mean, you go there, everybody's but it's like, hey,

786
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 2: I you know, I'm not looking at you, but I

787
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:20,400
Speaker 2: know you're two stalls away from me, and I know

788
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 2: you're holding onto your penis. You know I'm holding onto

789
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:25,879
Speaker 2: my penis. There's there's almost like if the divider's there,

790
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,840
Speaker 2: it's like is he holding his penis? Like there's still

791
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 2: some mystery. No dividers. We're all out here, we're all

792
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 2: we're all getting it done together.

793
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 1: Yes, we're showing you how we do it. Is what

794
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:37,719
Speaker 1: we're doing.

795
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:40,319
Speaker 3: I was just never comfortable with my manhood compared to

796
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 3: everyone else at the Orange bole.

797
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:47,799
Speaker 2: So, now to punctuate today's great podcast episode, what was

798
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:50,239
Speaker 2: the nickname of l Rabowski?

799
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 3: Oh, God, God, I'm gonna choke right now.

800
00:42:56,320 --> 00:43:03,960
Speaker 2: The Animal, Oh you're closed? No, the mad hung Well,

801
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,399
Speaker 2: we got to punctuate the pod with something better than that.

802
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:08,240
Speaker 1: Why did I think he was George Steele?

803
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 2: I mean, let me find another one. Hold on, I

804
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:15,880
Speaker 2: thought you would know al Rabowski for sure.

805
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 3: I let you down. I'm sorry. Rabowski was not in

806
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 3: my wheelhouse.

807
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 2: I mean, let me see, I'm looking up great baseball nicknames.

808
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:25,480
Speaker 2: I want to give you a good one on the

809
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 2: way out here. Okay, I'll give you this is like

810
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 2: when you when you leave like the basketball court and

811
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 2: got to hit three in a row. Yes, I'm giving

812
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 2: you you got to hit three in a row and

813
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 2: the podcast is over. Podcast does not end until you

814
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:42,239
Speaker 2: hit three in a row. Okay, fine, Ralph, I didn't

815
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 2: even know this. Ralph Garr, Oh my god, played for

816
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 2: the White Sox.

817
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 3: That's why I know him. This is going to be

818
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:55,800
Speaker 3: a tough one for me. Ralph Garr, I don't know. Yeah,

819
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:57,879
Speaker 3: the road Runner, I didn't know that either.

820
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:01,160
Speaker 1: I don't even know when Ralph Goy's I wanted to get.

821
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:08,280
Speaker 2: Speedster White Sox nineteen seventy seven. Roger Clemens, the Rocket,

822
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:16,719
Speaker 2: Carl Yastremsky, Yes, Ernie Banks, mister Cobb, We'll see you

823
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:17,479
Speaker 2: on the next pod

824
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 1: With Stu Gotts and Hawkman