WEBVTT - Thinking Sideways: Ken McElroy

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<v Speaker 1>Cube Explosions by There. Welcome to another episode of What

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<v Speaker 1>you Have to Understand. I'm your host Joe, and today

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna talk about the unsolved murder of Ken McElroy.

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<v Speaker 1>Ken Rex McElroy was a resident of Skidmore, Missouri. He

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<v Speaker 1>died on July tenth in front of the dn G

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<v Speaker 1>Tavern on skid Boards Maiden Drag. The cause of death

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<v Speaker 1>was two bullet wounds from two different rifles, and to

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<v Speaker 1>this day his murder is unsolved. First, let me give

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<v Speaker 1>you a little background on Ken uh and the events

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<v Speaker 1>that led up to his death. Ken McElroy was a

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<v Speaker 1>well liked local man who loved kids and dogs and

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't hurt a fly. Well, okay, not really. Ken McClay

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<v Speaker 1>was actually a pedophile, arsonist, thief, and a whole lot

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<v Speaker 1>of other things. He was a town bully and he

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<v Speaker 1>never hesitated to threaten or hurt anybody who got in

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<v Speaker 1>his way. He'd shot at least four people, none of

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<v Speaker 1>them fatally as far as I know, But you know,

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<v Speaker 1>there might have been other people that he did kill,

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<v Speaker 1>but we don't know. He was just generally a violent,

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<v Speaker 1>ill tempered guy. Let me tell you about Skidmore, Missouri.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a tiny town of about four fifty people

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<v Speaker 1>back in the early nineteen eighties when Kent's murder took place.

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<v Speaker 1>It's about a hundred miles north of Kansas City. It's

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<v Speaker 1>got two paved streets and no traffic lights. DNG Tavern

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<v Speaker 1>was on Elm Street, just east of Smith Street. If

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<v Speaker 1>you're on street, are you looking at it? I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>half of you are. The dn G is that low

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<v Speaker 1>white building with metal siding and blue trim. It's no

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<v Speaker 1>longer the DNG Tavern. So the sign has gone, but

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<v Speaker 1>the building last night checked is still there. Besides the tavern,

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<v Speaker 1>Skidmore has a small mom and Pops or excuse me,

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<v Speaker 1>had it since the stores not there anymore. It had

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<v Speaker 1>a small moment pop store a calf day in a

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<v Speaker 1>gas station. The gas station is also gone. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>it's still there, but it's no longer a gas station.

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<v Speaker 1>They've kind of fallen on hard times. Apparently they've lost

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<v Speaker 1>some population. Anyway, let's get back to Ken. Ken McElroy

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<v Speaker 1>was a one man crime spree, and I think he

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<v Speaker 1>had two real jobs his entire life, and he didn't

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<v Speaker 1>hold onto those for very long. He mostly made his

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<v Speaker 1>living by stealing stuff, and he always seemed to have

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of money, and in fact, not long before

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<v Speaker 1>he died, he bought himself a brand new Chevy Silverado

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<v Speaker 1>pickup and paid cash for it, so apparently he was

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<v Speaker 1>getting money from somewhere. Uh. He's His main specialty was

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<v Speaker 1>rustling cattle and hogs, and after his death, local law

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<v Speaker 1>enforcement noted that rustling in the county and actually in

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<v Speaker 1>all the northwestern Missouri dropped way down. He did have

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<v Speaker 1>one legitimate job, which was training and selling coon hounds,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm told that he was actually a good dog trainer.

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<v Speaker 1>Peabody didn't do that full time. Ken waste of fourteen children.

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<v Speaker 1>He grew up poor. His family moved to Skidmore than

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<v Speaker 1>nine forties, about seventy acres of farmland with a house

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<v Speaker 1>on it, about four miles southeast as skid More So.

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<v Speaker 1>The houses I think three or four bedrooms, so it

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<v Speaker 1>was probably kind of crowded in there with fourteen kids

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<v Speaker 1>and two parents, Ken took up stealing animals before he

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<v Speaker 1>was eighteen. He bought an old fort sedan, took the

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<v Speaker 1>back seat out, reinforced the floor with plywood, and he

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<v Speaker 1>hadded a switch so you could shut the brake lights off,

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<v Speaker 1>and then started going right at night, stealing hogs all

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<v Speaker 1>over the northwest corner of Missouri and sometimes adventure as

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<v Speaker 1>far as Kansas and Iowa. Later on, Ken had enough

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<v Speaker 1>money to buy himself a horse trailer, and he started

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<v Speaker 1>stealing cattle and sometimes horses. When Ken got caught stealing,

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<v Speaker 1>and he occasionally did, he would use violence and threats

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<v Speaker 1>to keep himself out of jail. There's one time a

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<v Speaker 1>farmer caught him stealing two horses and the farmer reported

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<v Speaker 1>it to the police and he filed charges. So Ken

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<v Speaker 1>McElroy went to see the farmer and basically with a

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<v Speaker 1>rifle and but stroked him in the face with it.

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<v Speaker 1>The farmer dropped the charges and so Ken got off again.

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<v Speaker 1>Ken married his first wife when he was eighteen she

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<v Speaker 1>was sixteen, but being married didn't stop him from philandering.

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<v Speaker 1>When he was twenty years so he started dating a

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<v Speaker 1>thirteen year old girl named Donna, who eventually got pregnant

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<v Speaker 1>gave birth to a boy. By the time that this

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<v Speaker 1>this kid was born, Ken was dating a fifteen year

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<v Speaker 1>old girl named Sharon and they had a rocky relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>They they were having an argument, he shot her in

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<v Speaker 1>the neck with a shotgun, which didn't kill her, but

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<v Speaker 1>it did leave her with scars um and eventually Ken

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<v Speaker 1>divorced his first wife and married Sharon. And yes, you

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<v Speaker 1>heard that right, the guy that shot you he married him.

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<v Speaker 1>Sharon wound up having two kids by Ken, the boy

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<v Speaker 1>and the girl. By the time the girl was born,

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<v Speaker 1>Ken mc elroy was regularly beating her and he found

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<v Speaker 1>himself a new girlfriend, a thirteen year old named Sally.

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<v Speaker 1>This was around so Ken would have been about twenty

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<v Speaker 1>seven dating a thirteen year old. Eventually, Ken moves Sally

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<v Speaker 1>into the farmhouse with him his parents is his wife Sharon,

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah really uh and their kids. Uh. Sally had three

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<v Speaker 1>kids and Sharon had two more and can't wind up

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<v Speaker 1>having a lot of kids. During this period, Ken was

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<v Speaker 1>also seeing another underage girl named Alice Wood. In n

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<v Speaker 1>four he looked, he left the family and took up

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<v Speaker 1>with her. He beat or got her pregnant, et cetera

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<v Speaker 1>on the usual stuff, and eventually she left the farm

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<v Speaker 1>with her son moved in with her mom and stepfather

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<v Speaker 1>in St. Joseph, which is a town not too far away. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Kim McElroy called the stepfather, whose name was Oath to

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<v Speaker 1>Embury and said he was coming to get his son

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<v Speaker 1>and that he would kill anybody who got in his way.

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<v Speaker 1>Embery told him to pounce, and mcarlroy shows up not

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<v Speaker 1>long after with the rifle and he shot Embery in

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<v Speaker 1>the thigh through his living room window. McElroy was arrested

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<v Speaker 1>for felonious assault, but there was no case without Embery's testimony,

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<v Speaker 1>so he started calling Embury and threatening him to kill him,

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<v Speaker 1>his wife, his kids. He also followed him in his car.

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<v Speaker 1>He'd drive slowly past his house or sometimes park outside,

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<v Speaker 1>and finally Kim mcboy found Embury in a bar in St.

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<v Speaker 1>Joe and threatened up with a knife. When that didn't

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<v Speaker 1>get results, he left and went to his car and

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<v Speaker 1>got a shotgun, came inside, shot the floor by Embery's feet,

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<v Speaker 1>and Embery still refused to drop the charges, so Ken

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<v Speaker 1>stormed out. He wound up getting arrested, but the charges

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<v Speaker 1>were dropped because none of the people in the bar

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<v Speaker 1>would testify against him, so I'm assuming he had a

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<v Speaker 1>chat with all of them too. Oh Ambury eventually dropped

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<v Speaker 1>his slonious assault charge. I'm assuming that he thought that

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<v Speaker 1>Ken would probably kill him if he didn't, so probably

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<v Speaker 1>best to do so. And not long after this incident,

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<v Speaker 1>Alice came back to live on the farm, but by

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<v Speaker 1>this time Ken McIlroy had a new girlfriend, trying to McLeod.

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<v Speaker 1>She was twelve, Kenn was in his mid thirties by

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<v Speaker 1>this time. She got pregnant at age fourteen and moved

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<v Speaker 1>on to the McElroy farm. And of course Ken was

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<v Speaker 1>abusive and violent with both Alice and trying him, and

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<v Speaker 1>at one point they took their kids and left him

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<v Speaker 1>and went to stay at treting his parents place. Nick

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<v Speaker 1>Elroy went and got them and basically forced him to

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<v Speaker 1>come back to the farm. He beat treating us so

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<v Speaker 1>badly he broke her nose and cheap bones, and then

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<v Speaker 1>he got himself a can of gas and a trinad

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<v Speaker 1>go back with him to her parents house. He went inside,

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<v Speaker 1>splashed gasoline all around and towards the place and then

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<v Speaker 1>they headed back home. At this point, you're probably wondering,

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<v Speaker 1>why hasn't somebody shot Ken already? Other people wondered about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Later after Kenn's death, the local Church of Christ minister

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<v Speaker 1>Tim Warren said to a reporter and I quote quote

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<v Speaker 1>my only regret about what happened to Ken Rex McElroy

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<v Speaker 1>is that somebody didn't kill him sooner unquote. You got

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<v Speaker 1>that town minister is glad he's dead. Oh, back to

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<v Speaker 1>our story. Anyway, Trina had to go to a doctor

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<v Speaker 1>for her injuries. Um, he was so appalled he called

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<v Speaker 1>juvenile authorities because that's right. At this point, Trina was

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<v Speaker 1>still technically a child. She and her son were put

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<v Speaker 1>in foster care. Mcarroy was facing charges of rape, arson

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<v Speaker 1>and brandishing a deadly weapon. Ken was facing a little

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<v Speaker 1>legal trouble by this point, but then as lawyer went

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<v Speaker 1>to work as lawyer, Gene McFadden once said that Ken

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<v Speaker 1>mcarroy was his favorite client because he was punctual, He

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<v Speaker 1>always paid cash, and he always came back. And you

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<v Speaker 1>can certainly see why. Uh, he used his usual strategy

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<v Speaker 1>of getting court delays and continuances and basically strung it

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<v Speaker 1>out so long that by. After a while Trina came back.

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<v Speaker 1>She got bored with being in foster care, and so

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<v Speaker 1>she returned and Keim McElroy divorced his wife Sharon and

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<v Speaker 1>married Trina so that she couldn't be compelled to testify

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<v Speaker 1>against him, and she also signed a statement saying that

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<v Speaker 1>Chim mckelroy was guilty of nothing and that she'd been

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<v Speaker 1>lying before when she said that he had been beating

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<v Speaker 1>her and raping her and committed arson, So that kind

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<v Speaker 1>of got him out of that squeak. The next major

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<v Speaker 1>incident was in nineteen seventy six when McElroy shot a

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<v Speaker 1>neighboring farmer named Romaine Henry. He shot him twice in

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<v Speaker 1>the stomach and in the head with a shotgun. Likely

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<v Speaker 1>luckily most of the shot didn't actually hit Henry, and

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<v Speaker 1>the gun was loaded with bird shot too. He had

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<v Speaker 1>to go to the hospital. McElroy was arrested and once

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<v Speaker 1>again his lawyer wants to work and got the trial

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<v Speaker 1>delayed until nineteen seventy seven. In the meantime, McElroy harassed

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<v Speaker 1>Henry by having slowly passed his house or parking and

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<v Speaker 1>shining spotlight into his windows. Uh, somebody I guessing Ken

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<v Speaker 1>McElroy put sugar into the gas tanks of Henry's tractors.

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<v Speaker 1>At the trial, his lawyer, Jeane McFadden produced to witness

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<v Speaker 1>says he swore in her oath that they had been

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<v Speaker 1>with Ken McElroy at his house at the time of

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<v Speaker 1>the shooting. So he got off again. And then time

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<v Speaker 1>goes by. There were, all, of course, all kinds of

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<v Speaker 1>minor incidents, but the next big one happened in April.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh This was kind at the beginning of the end

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<v Speaker 1>for McElroy. Two of his daughters went into the BnB store,

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<v Speaker 1>which was just around the corner from the DG tavern.

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<v Speaker 1>It was owned by bow and Lowest Bowen Camp. The

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<v Speaker 1>oldest McElroy daughter, Debbie, was a teenager. She bought cigarettes

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<v Speaker 1>and cookies and on and on their way out the door,

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<v Speaker 1>the younger one, Alita, who was five, grabbed a few

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<v Speaker 1>pieces of candy from Iraq. When the store's clerk said

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<v Speaker 1>something about the candy, Debbie grabbed it from Alida, threw

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<v Speaker 1>it back into the rack and stomped out of the store.

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<v Speaker 1>A little later, McElroy and his wife Trino, who was

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<v Speaker 1>by this pinned about twenty five. They showed up. McElroy

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<v Speaker 1>had himself a knife. Trina did most of the talking

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<v Speaker 1>and which basically consisted of chewing out the bowling camps

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<v Speaker 1>and their and their clerk, and finally lowest bowling camp

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<v Speaker 1>had had enough. She told them to leave the store

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<v Speaker 1>and never come back. Nobody in the McElroy clan was

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<v Speaker 1>welcome with the store anymore. Well, that didn't set well

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<v Speaker 1>with Kim McElroy. Another campaign of harassment and intimidation started.

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<v Speaker 1>He once again would drive slowly past their house or

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<v Speaker 1>park outside their house. One night, he got out and

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<v Speaker 1>fired a shotgun into the air. Two days later he

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<v Speaker 1>came back and she fired the shotgun again twice. This

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<v Speaker 1>time this kind of stuff went out for months, and

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<v Speaker 1>then one night in July, bow bow and camp by

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<v Speaker 1>the way that I mentioned, he was about sixty nine

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<v Speaker 1>when this happened. He was on the loading dock at

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<v Speaker 1>the rear of the BnB store when Kim McElroy drove

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<v Speaker 1>up in his pickup. He got out with a double

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<v Speaker 1>bailer shotgun and shot bow in the neck. Both survived.

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<v Speaker 1>McElroy was arrested again by a State Highway patrol officer

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<v Speaker 1>and taken in He posted bail and began a campaign

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<v Speaker 1>of harassment against the office sir in his family. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>the local minister fell out of favor with him. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>The minister went and saw bo bo and Camp in

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<v Speaker 1>the hospital and also want to see Lois Boone Camp

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<v Speaker 1>to just you know, give her a little a little support.

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<v Speaker 1>When mckelboy found out about this, he was upset and

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<v Speaker 1>so he started harassing Tim Warren. He told him at

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<v Speaker 1>one point on the phone that he was going to

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<v Speaker 1>castrate him and then cut his little boy to pieces

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<v Speaker 1>in front of him. So Tim Warren and then I

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<v Speaker 1>mentioned he was a minister. Yeah, he started carrying a gun.

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<v Speaker 1>Um the officer's wife, remember that patrol officer I talked about, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>started getting threatened in calls. His daughter worked at a

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<v Speaker 1>store in Maryville, which is a town not too terribly

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<v Speaker 1>far away. Kim mccaroy got into the habit of showing

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<v Speaker 1>up at the store and he lit up a shopping

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<v Speaker 1>cart totally full of stuff, wheel it over to her

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<v Speaker 1>checking station, and once you'd start ringing stuff up, he

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<v Speaker 1>would walk out of the store. Meantime, his lawyer kept

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<v Speaker 1>getting the trial delayed. So mcallaroy had lots and lots

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<v Speaker 1>of months and threatened Bow and Tim Warren and everybody else.

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<v Speaker 1>He would sit in the dn G tavern and talk

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<v Speaker 1>openly about killing Bow. He would also sit outside the

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<v Speaker 1>BnB store in his truck and scare away customers, and

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<v Speaker 1>the bnb's business did drop off by quite a bit. Eventually,

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<v Speaker 1>the trial finally happened on June. McElroy was convicted of

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<v Speaker 1>second degree assault and he was sentenced to two years

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<v Speaker 1>in prison, but the law allowed him to remain free

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<v Speaker 1>during the appeal process, so he was still free to

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<v Speaker 1>walk around. Four days after that, McIlroy was in the

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<v Speaker 1>DNG tavern when Trina walked in with an m Won

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<v Speaker 1>Durand rifle with the bayonet on it and handed it

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<v Speaker 1>to Ken. That's uh. At this point, Can actually was

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<v Speaker 1>not supposed to be in possession of a gun because

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<v Speaker 1>of the terms of his of his bail. He was

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<v Speaker 1>essentially out on bail during the appeal thing. Ken McElroy

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<v Speaker 1>chambered around and started making jabbing motions in the air

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<v Speaker 1>with the rifle and his bayonets, saying he was going

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<v Speaker 1>to shoot Bobo and Camp in the face with it.

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<v Speaker 1>And a local farmer named Pete Ward left the tavern

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<v Speaker 1>with his sons at this time, and shortly after he

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<v Speaker 1>took up station on the road between the DNG tavern

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<v Speaker 1>and Bobo and Camp's house, and he had a rifle.

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<v Speaker 1>He said his plan was to kill McElroy if he

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<v Speaker 1>has if he was headed over to the Bowling camp house.

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<v Speaker 1>And luckily for Chim McElroy, he didn't head that direction

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<v Speaker 1>when he left the DNG, so he lived for another day.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay imagined imagined already that McElroy was out on bond

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<v Speaker 1>and he violated the terms of the bond with the rifle.

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<v Speaker 1>The prosecutors filed a motion to revoke that bond, and

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<v Speaker 1>the hearing was set for July tenth. That was, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>the day that Ken got shot. A bunch of locals

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<v Speaker 1>showed up in town that morning to drive over to

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<v Speaker 1>the town of Bethany, which is where the hearing was

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<v Speaker 1>going to take place. Their plan was to support the

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<v Speaker 1>witnesses um who had actually seen the rifle brandishing. When

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<v Speaker 1>they showed up, they found out that McElroy's lawyer had

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<v Speaker 1>gotten the hearing post poems for ten days. Needless to say,

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<v Speaker 1>that was upsetting to everybody. Everybody went over to the

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<v Speaker 1>American Legion meeting hall nearby, and they called the county

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<v Speaker 1>sheriff and asked him to come by. He showed up

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<v Speaker 1>about twenty minutes later and advised everybody to keep an

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<v Speaker 1>eye on McElroy and keep a call list so that

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<v Speaker 1>Ken showed up at somebody's house and then they could

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<v Speaker 1>summon help from others quickly. And then the sheriff got

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<v Speaker 1>in this car and left town. Around this time, McElroy

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<v Speaker 1>and Trina arrived in town and went into the DNNG.

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<v Speaker 1>Word got over to the guys in the meeting hall,

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<v Speaker 1>and somebody said, let's go have a beer. The crowd

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<v Speaker 1>headed over to the dn G and they found Can

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<v Speaker 1>and Trina drinking a beer. And I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>Ken was intimidated or not, but I hear Trina was.

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<v Speaker 1>Mkelroy finished his beer, bought a six pack to go,

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<v Speaker 1>and left um. At about the same time, two or

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<v Speaker 1>three people were outside forming an action plan. Reports various

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<v Speaker 1>to the number. These guys got rifles out of their trucks.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember this is farm country, so people are driving around

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<v Speaker 1>with rifles in their pickup trucks. The crowd in the

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<v Speaker 1>dn G followed Keim McElroy out into the street. Ken

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<v Speaker 1>got into his truck and started it, and then a

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<v Speaker 1>number of shots rang out, two of which hit Kim McElroy,

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<v Speaker 1>one in the neck and one in the head. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>And he went off to that big trailer park in

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<v Speaker 1>the sky. His foot stomped down on the gas pedal

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<v Speaker 1>and stayed there. The truck basically sat there, running into

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<v Speaker 1>a full throttle for a little while until it finally

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<v Speaker 1>seized up and quit a man. About forty five minutes later,

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<v Speaker 1>somebody got around to calling an ambulance. Now here's our mystery.

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<v Speaker 1>At least two dozen people were there on the street

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<v Speaker 1>in Skidmore that morning. Uh, And according to some accounts

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<v Speaker 1>that I've read, there may have been as many as

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<v Speaker 1>sixty people, but nobody saw the shooters. So this one

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<v Speaker 1>is a real head scratcher. How could it be that

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<v Speaker 1>chem mc elroy was gunned down in broad daylight by

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<v Speaker 1>two maybe three guys in front of dozens of people,

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<v Speaker 1>and yet nobody happened to notice who pulled the triggers? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>there are some theories out there, But before we start

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<v Speaker 1>discussing our series, I'd like to introduce a couple of guests. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess our Steve and Devon from another podcast. Guys,

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<v Speaker 1>come on out. Hey, Hey, how you guys doing you

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<v Speaker 1>know good? Yeah? Fine, okay a cool? H. So you

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<v Speaker 1>guys are on a podcast, right, yeah, you're all right,

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<v Speaker 1>let's talk about series. Okay. Well, the theoriesn't have been floated. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>first theory UFOs. What do you guys think about that one?

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<v Speaker 1>Al the aliens pretty much? Yeah? Yeah yeah. But as

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and when alien abductions happened, they're always accompanied

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<v Speaker 1>by memory loss. Um, so I'm thinking that perhaps there

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<v Speaker 1>was a UFO nearby blasting the town with brain wiping

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<v Speaker 1>rays at the moment that shooting was taking place. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, here's the de leo about that. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>that's just it's silly. I mean, it's somebody would have

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<v Speaker 1>remembered it. Well, one person actually did claim to remember it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that was I'm sorry. I just I read

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<v Speaker 1>the Wikipedia page on this thing. I didn't do any

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<v Speaker 1>any research for them. That actually just skimmed that summary

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<v Speaker 1>at the top that that's pretty much all you ever do.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. Yeah. So the one person who saw it,

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<v Speaker 1>who witnessed it was Trina who said she saw Dell Clement,

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<v Speaker 1>who was co owner of the d n G tavern

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<v Speaker 1>pulling a rifle out of his pickup truck. She was

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<v Speaker 1>sitting inside Ken's truck the time. So what thinking happened

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<v Speaker 1>is maybe the medal in the cabro I was shielding

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<v Speaker 1>here from the brain wiping rays from the UFO O

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<v Speaker 1>that the UFOs wiped the brain waves. They didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>anything to do with the actual murder. Yeah, now they're

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<v Speaker 1>they're just that's our that's our mystery here is how

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<v Speaker 1>could there have been no witnesses? That people put on

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<v Speaker 1>the tinfoil hats but the roof of the truck doesn't work.

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<v Speaker 1>Is a tinfoil hat because it's got windows all around?

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<v Speaker 1>That's fair? All right, let's talk about our next theory.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, next theory. Squirrels. Uh, there are squirrels in

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<v Speaker 1>Skidmore and and a lot of people did say something

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<v Speaker 1>in the order they were looking at the squirrels and

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<v Speaker 1>didn't notice the two guys with rifles because they're what

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<v Speaker 1>obscenely cute, But they're are cute. I like squirrels. They're

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<v Speaker 1>little cupe cabrash. Now they're not. Yeah, alright, so squirrels, Devin,

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<v Speaker 1>you've got any thoughts on squirrels. Um, they're cute, They're cute. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's move on our next theory. They got this grain

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<v Speaker 1>mold causes hallucinations and such. I've talked about this for

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<v Speaker 1>it's you know, it's everybody's favorite go to theory for

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<v Speaker 1>things like the Mary celest and everything else. Here's what

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<v Speaker 1>you have to understand. Hey, that's mine. Okay, okay, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>So did did the town share a common bread source?

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<v Speaker 1>And were they all eating the same bread? Well, they

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<v Speaker 1>were buying their bread at the BnB store, So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's I think very likely the supply was tainted

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<v Speaker 1>by aircott and they were all highest kites and not

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<v Speaker 1>really in a position to remember their own names, much

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<v Speaker 1>less who killed who. Yeah, that's the dumbest thing I've

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<v Speaker 1>ever heard. Well ostensibly, I guess. I don't know. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go squirrels. You guys have you guys have a favorite.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that dude was just a huge and everybody

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<v Speaker 1>wanted him debt out there, don't you think a little bit? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think you're reaching on that one. I'm gonna I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sticking with squirrels. Yeah, and the aftermath, just about everybody

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<v Speaker 1>in town was interrogated by the police, and no one

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<v Speaker 1>saw a thing man, and they took a stab at Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking here. This is my show, remember, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>let's let's get back. Oh yeah, the FBI. Yeah, the FBI,

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<v Speaker 1>and nobody saw a thing. Once again, various grand juries

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<v Speaker 1>looked into it. They declined to indict anybody, despite treating

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<v Speaker 1>his claim that Dell Clement was one of the gunmen.

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<v Speaker 1>For his part, Dell Clement said, quote, boys, I wish

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<v Speaker 1>I could say I had done it, because he sure

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<v Speaker 1>had it coming. But I didn't unquote. And I'm taking

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<v Speaker 1>his word over Trina's. I think she must have hallucinated

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<v Speaker 1>that there was another local named David Dunbar told reporters

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<v Speaker 1>quote to be honest with you, and my only regret

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<v Speaker 1>about the way Ken Rex died. I said, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>pull the trigger myself unquote. So so and it's the

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<v Speaker 1>story of Ken McElroy killed by invisible gunman. All right.

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<v Speaker 1>At this point in the show is just want to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you where to find me. Find my email, find

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<v Speaker 1>my Facebook and all that stuff. I'm not gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>through all that. Just google the most awesome guy in

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<v Speaker 1>the world. You'll find me. Now you guys, you said

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<v Speaker 1>something you wanted to talk about your podcast a little bit. Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>since you left us, we have to do a new one.

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<v Speaker 1>We've been working on some materials and forgot to tell

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<v Speaker 1>you that on my way out the door, I stole

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<v Speaker 1>a tape that had a lot of embarrassing moments on it. Great. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>your lives are over cute explosions. Oh know your buck,

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<v Speaker 1>my little black boys, you're a little black book. Some

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<v Speaker 1>people have little black books with you know, names and

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<v Speaker 1>phone numbers in them. Mine are full of all these

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<v Speaker 1>weird details. In that case, it's gonna be awesome when

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<v Speaker 1>you die and that they're gonna be like, wow, this

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<v Speaker 1>dude was crazy. Yeah, what'd you get that? I need

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<v Speaker 1>to get one of those. Yeah. No, it's got a

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<v Speaker 1>little illustrations of shootings to try and figure out angles

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff, and I okay, let's do the thing. Well okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we are okay, Well all right, okay, then Stevie, whatever

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<v Speaker 1>you say, but until okay, let's try that again, until

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<v Speaker 1>the talk really fast. Really yeah, what I want? What

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<v Speaker 1>I want? What I really really want? So tell me

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<v Speaker 1>what you want? What I really really want? I want

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<v Speaker 1>to I want to I want to I wanna let's say, say, ah,

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to be my lover, you can't start

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<v Speaker 1>spice girls. Did not expect me to go with it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, Okay, yeah, I thought he was a Royal consort.

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<v Speaker 1>Prince Philip is the Royal Concert Consort, Consort concert. He's

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<v Speaker 1>a royal concert. It's the greatest show on Earth. Technical

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<v Speaker 1>or so, that's it. It's just says I can't wait

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<v Speaker 1>for the thinking sideways under podcasts already hyped. Y'all gonna

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<v Speaker 1>make me Okay, you guys ready open hire up in hire,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all gonna make me lose my cool world family. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to start the recording? There? You are? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>I know when I'm being hilarious, not bashful about it either,

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<v Speaker 1>and and and humble. Okay, let's assume it wasn't accular

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<v Speaker 1>acular accular. I've never seen an acular. I'm so worried

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<v Speaker 1>about saying nuclear the wrong way that I'm just saying

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<v Speaker 1>everything else the wrong I. Hi, there, welcome to another

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<v Speaker 1>episode of Taking Sideways. I'm host, No excuse me, I'm Joe. Okay, host,

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<v Speaker 1>I am host. I supposed to be like I am

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<v Speaker 1>your host, host joined by Ed. Yeah and bar let's

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<v Speaker 1>start over from the top. Okay, of this group is

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<v Speaker 1>a man by the name of Shausen Yamashita. Is that masta?

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<v Speaker 1>It's Yamashita? It is? I thought, remember I do, but

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<v Speaker 1>that's how she told me it was pronounced. Today, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>just we'll just call it Yamashta and just call in

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<v Speaker 1>night nine a Swedish immigrant that wasn't nine, wasn't No

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<v Speaker 1>eight in VH one one on my Super Sweet sixteen person. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all I'm doing is tap in the cable, rattling the connections.

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<v Speaker 1>So no touchy, touchy. If I do do it, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>call it up. This is fun. Are you making music

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<v Speaker 1>or destroying our equipment? Why are they mutually exclusive? Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a very black and white world. I live in Devon,

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<v Speaker 1>is it. I'm sorry to hear that. Sometimes I just

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<v Speaker 1>like to hit record as soon as the mixers plug in,

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<v Speaker 1>just in case. So that's that's been happening. I know

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<v Speaker 1>I have noticed this. Okay with it? I found the

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<v Speaker 1>female officers really appreciate it when you call them sir.

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<v Speaker 1>Usually how you end up getting beat up. We want

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<v Speaker 1>to compliment their breasts. You want to just be like

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<v Speaker 1>yes or no problems. Yes, it's just that this staring downwards.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, oh, oh my god, that he loved

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<v Speaker 1>at her. Boy, it is so big, like one of

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<v Speaker 1>those rap guides girlfriends. But I don't know who under

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<v Speaker 1>stands those rap is just like it's Hoddle prostitute. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean her, but it's just so big and you live.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just around. It's like out there, it's gross. Look

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<v Speaker 1>so black. I like bigots that I cannot lie. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't believe you knew that entire thing. No, no no, I

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<v Speaker 1>know the entire song by heart. So is that you're

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<v Speaker 1>like your favorite karaoke song. I don't do karaoke, but

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<v Speaker 1>I think that you should carry I do do that?

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<v Speaker 1>So I foot tall, white woman doing it? That would

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<v Speaker 1>be awesome. Yeah, call me and let me know so

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<v Speaker 1>I can video. No, I do it. I genuinely, that's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we start this? Yes? And a lot of people

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<v Speaker 1>believe that the Springfield Three's bottles are in that concrete

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<v Speaker 1>with their bodies, that the bottle remains what did you said, bottles?

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<v Speaker 1>They're slowly aging. They are at this point. Yeah, like

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<v Speaker 1>if someone's trying to make themselves her up where they're

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<v Speaker 1>like and You're like, that's not going to help you,

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<v Speaker 1>Like you're just making a noise. Is it gonna help you?

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<v Speaker 1>You sound like it's ghost alight? All right? Are you ready? Okay? Yeah? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>too spooky for me? Seriously, at my night law. This

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<v Speaker 1>is a thinking sideways. If you didn't know the podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>start over again. I just buggered that all up. What

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<v Speaker 1>did you was gonna say? Night light? And yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll start again. I save when I paused, sir. Okay, Christie.

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually a gall call set or something so people

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<v Speaker 1>can hard, so people can hear. I don't do ex

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<v Speaker 1>I know. This is why people need to hear. How

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<v Speaker 1>hard we try. We're trying. I was able to find

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<v Speaker 1>a pronunciation for this guy's on the interwebs. Okay, let's

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<v Speaker 1>just let's let's start talking about this. Yeah, yeah, okay, Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, we recording? Okay? Good. I like how sometimes Joe,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like it's like when you take a bite of

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<v Speaker 1>your chips in a quiet room and you go, well,

0:28:49.760 --> 0:28:51.360
<v Speaker 1>you know, you get those people that sit behind in

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<v Speaker 1>the theater and they're unwrapping a candy bar and they're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to do it ultra quiet. I mean you don't,

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<v Speaker 1>but I mean know, she just wanted like I just yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>just want to grab and just be like no, yep, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's okay because this whole story is just a giant show.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the whole thing. That's why we're doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>Guano Guano Festival. Do you want the map? Ready? Phones

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<v Speaker 1>on silent testing. My phone is on do not disturb.

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<v Speaker 1>Is Sarria going to come on again? Hey Siri? I

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<v Speaker 1>just like that too. Of the people are beeping meet

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<v Speaker 1>Actually it's not deep, it's I don't care, it's beeping meat. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we're recording. Well, no, because I don't want to defend

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<v Speaker 1>people and I don't want i'm the mispronouncing offender. It's okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but I'm just saying he's going to say.

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<v Speaker 1>At first, I don't want to be the one who's

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<v Speaker 1>like beeping meep because I've gotten so much trouble about

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<v Speaker 1>the off hand sneehaw, mispronunciation. I don't want to like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh that was why did you have the whole brother

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<v Speaker 1>versus her naming you? Oh yeah, yeah, microaggression that's why. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm really just racist. Yeah pretty much. Yeah, where

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<v Speaker 1>your wife beater? Whatever you say? Don't want to shift

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<v Speaker 1>around over here? Okay? You want to use a coaster

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<v Speaker 1>and er that thing, man, because you're gonna set it

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<v Speaker 1>down and can make a noise like that, Just like that,

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<v Speaker 1>the son of the Poverty Island lighthouse said that he

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<v Speaker 1>watched a salvage crew. Wouldn't be the son of the

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<v Speaker 1>Poverty Island lighthousekeeper? No, no, okay, it's not recording when

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<v Speaker 1>we're talking about my boyfriend's gang initiation. Good, let's go. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you're right, okay, okay, yeah, okay, here we go. What first? Ah?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you saying? Sorry? I think with collective consciousness

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<v Speaker 1>it should just be an hour of silence and if

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<v Speaker 1>people can hear our thoughts then great. Yeah, I just

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<v Speaker 1>want to collectively conscious conscious size? Is that not the

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<v Speaker 1>word collectively conscious size? What? How do you say that?

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<v Speaker 1>What's the like active verb of being conscious? To be conscious?

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<v Speaker 1>That's but so that's the infinitive of it, Like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like that's what you can hear the show? Do

0:32:03.200 --> 0:32:05.200
<v Speaker 1>you want it to your ear? It's just everybody else's thoughts.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know how to interpret it, you know, I

0:32:08.160 --> 0:32:14.440
<v Speaker 1>am way too sober for that thought. Or you are high, Yes,

0:32:15.960 --> 0:32:18.400
<v Speaker 1>you know that when somebody's high and you're like, how

0:32:18.480 --> 0:32:21.720
<v Speaker 1>high are you? In their responses, Yes, that's where I

0:32:21.760 --> 0:32:23.920
<v Speaker 1>need to be right now. We should just get high

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<v Speaker 1>in recording episode and called the Christmas It's legal here

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<v Speaker 1>stop like I haven't okay, so let's maybe come please

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<v Speaker 1>start posit and save it and started a game. Okay, pause, pause, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here we are ready ready, God damn it. Every single

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<v Speaker 1>time it's gonna happen. We're just not going to get

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<v Speaker 1>before I forget. I'm sorry. This is one last thing

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<v Speaker 1>I promised, last thing. Just you know, some of our

0:33:02.440 --> 0:33:06.800
<v Speaker 1>listeners want us to release like PG thirteen Slash our

0:33:07.480 --> 0:33:11.680
<v Speaker 1>version of Bloopers so they can hear how we actually speak,

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<v Speaker 1>just so you know, just as I thought, Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to do that. You talk like a longshoreman,

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<v Speaker 1>so do I not the balls? Not the balls, let's

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<v Speaker 1>go all right. Yeah, but the JA was a huge

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<v Speaker 1>deal back in the nineteen twenties, and of course after

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<v Speaker 1>the after the whole concept of Bermuda Triangle was floated.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, okay, sorry, I bumped my microphone. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'll start the whole thing. No, not the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I will just do from the beginning of that sentence

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<v Speaker 1>where yeah, it's hurt ford Shire. I believe it's how

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<v Speaker 1>you would say that. I'm gonna just let you guys

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<v Speaker 1>say it. I think it's it's just just as Britain

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<v Speaker 1>we're talking about. It is probably her, sure, for sure,

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<v Speaker 1>for sure it's the Thames, right, Thames, Thames? How do

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<v Speaker 1>you whatever? How do I know that? No? Just how

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<v Speaker 1>does how do you get that pronunciation from that? Because

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<v Speaker 1>the Brits are stuck and they were taught by the Romans.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait for that to make the cut into Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's something on This doesn't matter anyway, No, it doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not it's not major. No, figure out a post

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<v Speaker 1>podcasts star. All right, sounds good, okay, yeah, yeah, serious,

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<v Speaker 1>there we go. Hello, Yes, this is dog m hmm. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>ready yes, Walter Concrete. Okay, I was just checking Twitter.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. Okay that I get stopped. Okay, okay, stop.

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<v Speaker 1>Let Devin get it. There's some kind of control if

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<v Speaker 1>you're good. Okay, whoa, Oh, Devin's great as hits. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's my heart will go on. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get going here. Here you are, okay? O dogs

0:35:59.719 --> 0:36:09.520
<v Speaker 1>three he's away howling because of Joe. Sorry, all right, okay,

0:36:09.600 --> 0:36:12.959
<v Speaker 1>ready you want to go. The cycle of having enough

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<v Speaker 1>food followed short. I told you it wasn't gonna work. Okay, alright,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll stay. I'll just do it now. That's we're good.

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<v Speaker 1>That's probably enough, at least according to Wikipedia, which is

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<v Speaker 1>all the fact checking I'm willing to do. And Durrose

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<v Speaker 1>revealed that Ireland had been identified as a suspect shortly

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<v Speaker 1>after the merget of Bridget O'Hara. I just said some

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<v Speaker 1>mergury weird. She didn't get merged with anybody, Devin. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>hi there, all right, that's it. I quit. Okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna start my own podcast. Screw you guys with blackjack

0:37:04.440 --> 0:37:09.040
<v Speaker 1>and hookers. Actually, screw the podcast. Yeah, I'm just gonna

0:37:09.080 --> 0:37:12.120
<v Speaker 1>go problem. I'm gonna go professional, be a gambler. There

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<v Speaker 1>you go. I worked out so well for Lukey