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Speaker 1: ridiculous Internet question ever. Oh, I can't wait to hear

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Speaker 1: Today's ridiculous Internet question is if being naked was the norm,

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Speaker 1: what would be the worst job to have? The worst

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Speaker 1: naked job? To have all of them? Hello, Haley, how

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Speaker 1: awkward would it be to be like a signholder? Oh? Who?

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Speaker 1: That would be a terrible naked job because the hands

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Speaker 1: are busy, Yeah they are. Yeah, you can't come nothing

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Speaker 1: and you have to hold signs like open, yeah, clean, free, out,

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Speaker 1: going out of business. That is a wonderful answer, Haley.

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Speaker 1: And a terrible job to do naked? That is incredible.

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Speaker 1: It could Yeah, who's doing the sign for you? I'm

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Speaker 1: pretty hute. So thanks for your phone call, Haley, appreciate you. Ye, hey, Josh, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: if being naked was the norm for everybody, what would

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Speaker 1: be the worst job to have? It? Got comedian or

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Speaker 1: You can't get away. Public speaking, yeah, motivational speaking naked

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Speaker 1: would be hard. Politicians that'd be an easy one because

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Speaker 1: they want to do that in private anyway. They want

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Speaker 1: to send pictures like that all the time anyway, so

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Speaker 1: they would love it. Like climate activists like like melting icebergs.

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Speaker 1: They're like global warming, global warming. It actually causes a

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Speaker 1: lot of cooling. Look at it. It's cold in here.

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Speaker 1: You can talent, it's cold in here, I can tell.

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Speaker 1: And it's all these middle aged to like see your

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Speaker 1: age you know people. Man, Yeah, amazing, not a good job,

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Speaker 1: thank you, Josh. Hey, Dana. If being naked was the norm, right,

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Speaker 1: what would be the worst job to have my job

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Speaker 1: being an exterminator. Oh yeah, you're in crawl spaces. Oh no, yeah,

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Speaker 1: imagine that you gotta deal with live sometimes make multiple

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Speaker 1: You just so Yeah, that's wild, man. I mean it's

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Speaker 1: just like it would be frightening. It would look it

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Speaker 1: would look interesting though. You'd be naked, but you'd have

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Speaker 1: you know everywhere. Gloves wouldn't be on your hands. I

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Speaker 1: guarantee that you do that job naked. Not a confvisual man.

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Speaker 1: So you're an exterminator. What's the what's the grossest thing

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Speaker 1: you've had to like clean up? Oh god, you know

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Speaker 1: I've been in horderhouses. Oh I had the crawl over

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Speaker 1: piles of stuff I've had to clean up like rotten

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, in a lot of different places. It's just

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Speaker 1: so it's already bad. I always kind of slap on

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Speaker 1: my my respirator, because if I don't, I'm gonna be

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Speaker 1: breathing some funk. Bless your heart. Do you eat on

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Speaker 1: the job, like lunch? Yeah? I eat lunch during the day. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I would have to do this. Hey, thanks for your

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Speaker 1: phone call, man, no problem, love you guys, show man,

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Speaker 1: I listen every morning. Man. You guys are great. Thank you, man.

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Speaker 1: Toe for Stevens calling from Amazon Prime. Alexa find me

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Speaker 1: that was filmed. No, that's ridiculous. How that's such are

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Speaker 1: Stop Alexa take me to terrorist's house or something like that,

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry that I agree to this. This is terrible.

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from Jewels start doing a phone

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Speaker 1: prank on you and your best friend Nicole set you up.

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Speaker 1: done your research The Jewel Show on demand, Christian for

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Speaker 1: day we met. Oh, necessarily the first day we started dating.

420
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Speaker 1: But the first day we actually met. Oh my, oh my?

421
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Speaker 1: Why oh wow? I didn't even know you remember, Yes

422
00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:53,399
Speaker 1: you can. You can actually ask your sister. I spoke

423
00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:56,480
Speaker 1: with her about it. This was a big plan. Everybody

424
00:23:56,560 --> 00:24:01,600
Speaker 1: was supposed to be there. So wait, so so but

425
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:05,680
Speaker 1: you're having like meetings at six in the morning with

426
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:10,480
Speaker 1: my family. Well, yes, your family as well as my family.

427
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:13,680
Speaker 1: We had to plan the decorations. I had to get

428
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:18,359
Speaker 1: the gifts and I had to reserve the location. You know,

429
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,560
Speaker 1: I can fact check this. Now that you're telling me

430
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:26,720
Speaker 1: these things, I can call my sister. Well, at this point,

431
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,960
Speaker 1: I really wish you would, because at this point the

432
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 1: surprise doesn't really matter as much as if you need

433
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:36,679
Speaker 1: to get a peace of mind and get assurance and

434
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:39,680
Speaker 1: know that I have not been cheating on you and

435
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:44,600
Speaker 1: I would never do that, then please fact check. So yeah,

436
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:48,600
Speaker 1: I'm going to call my sister and just yeah, I

437
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:52,400
Speaker 1: need peace of mind as an understatement. I think that's fair. Yeah,

438
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 1: I think so. And if he's not lying to you, Alison,

439
00:24:56,359 --> 00:25:03,159
Speaker 1: congratulations on the anniversary party. Yeah, thank you. Well, I

440
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,720
Speaker 1: promise you you're gonna love the surprise, and then you're

441
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:08,240
Speaker 1: gonna know I would never cheat on you, but for

442
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:12,000
Speaker 1: future references, I would not deceive you or make secret

443
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:15,159
Speaker 1: plans and do surprises. I don't want this issue again.

444
00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:21,439
Speaker 1: Well I will let y'all know. Thank you, Yeah, thank you.

445
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:38,879
Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand Jewels Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey,

446
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,679
Speaker 1: what's up? This is the Jewels Show. You texted us

447
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 1: at four one, six one and told us that you

448
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:44,080
Speaker 1: have a dirty Little secret. So now we're calling you

449
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 1: back to see if you were telling the truth. What's up?

450
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:52,639
Speaker 1: Oh Hi, how's it going. Oh it's good. Great. Do

451
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:54,439
Speaker 1: you have time to tell us your dirty little secret?

452
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:59,280
Speaker 1: I do? Um? Okay, So I recently had a promotion

453
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:04,720
Speaker 1: at work. Yeah, yeah, thank you. I'm pretty certain I

454
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:09,720
Speaker 1: only got the promotion because I got someone fired. Oh okay,

455
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 1: did you do that on purpose? Um? I know, I

456
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:17,199
Speaker 1: didn't see that. There was no like end goal, but um,

457
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:20,960
Speaker 1: I did turn someone in or I kind of reported

458
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:24,160
Speaker 1: on someone. And I just found out that the promotion

459
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,960
Speaker 1: I got is taking over their position, So I think

460
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:31,080
Speaker 1: it might have tracked back to something I did. Wow,

461
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:34,600
Speaker 1: how'd you get them fired? Like, what exactly did you do?

462
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:38,240
Speaker 1: So it's someone it's not really my boss, that it

463
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:40,440
Speaker 1: was someone who was kind of superior to me, who's

464
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:44,240
Speaker 1: like above me. I found out that he was sleeping

465
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:47,399
Speaker 1: with someone in the office. Um, not just someone who

466
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,640
Speaker 1: worked in the office, but like literally they were doing

467
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:54,479
Speaker 1: it in the office. Um, and uh, you're not allowed

468
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,840
Speaker 1: to have a relationship with someone in the office. And

469
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,280
Speaker 1: I told my boss about it. I sent a letter

470
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 1: to my boss about it and on an email anyway, Okay, okay,

471
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:12,119
Speaker 1: yeah he got I heard. I don't yeah. Wow, um,

472
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:15,640
Speaker 1: and so now you've got his job? I do. Yeah.

473
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:17,879
Speaker 1: So is this something that like everybody in the office

474
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:20,720
Speaker 1: already knew or were you the only one that knew

475
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 1: the hook up was going down? No? I don't know

476
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 1: if anyone else knew about it, but I did tell

477
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 1: someone that I sent the email, So I don't know

478
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:30,879
Speaker 1: how the people are going to figure it out or not.

479
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:33,760
Speaker 1: Probably wouldn't have done that one of my close friends, though,

480
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 1: So hopefully it doesn't no office chat, it gets around

481
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:41,440
Speaker 1: telling too much. It will eventually get out. It definitely will.

482
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:45,120
Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah, I mean I do deserve the job.

483
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 1: That's at least, like that's good. I guess everything right

484
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:50,919
Speaker 1: for sure? You know what, it doesn't sound like they

485
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,120
Speaker 1: were a great employee, like a good person to work

486
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:56,280
Speaker 1: for or with. But haven't you ever had somebody at

487
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,200
Speaker 1: work that you wanted to sleep with and you're willing

488
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 1: to risk it for? I'm now no, I would never.

489
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 1: Now you're a supervisor. Now you're like, oh, wait, I

490
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:12,920
Speaker 1: shouldn't do that. Yeah, don't repeat the cycle, right? What

491
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:16,479
Speaker 1: happens if somebody finds out like that it was you

492
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 1: that told you? Think that's gonna like cause some commotion

493
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 1: in the office. I think I think other people would

494
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 1: be pretty upset to learn about what he was doing, too,

495
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:26,480
Speaker 1: So I don't I don't think it would be typic

496
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 1: of an issue. I mean, being a snitch isn't great.

497
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 1: But also I think a lot of people are happy

498
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:36,280
Speaker 1: that he's gone. Okay, okay. The crazy thing is, uh,

499
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:41,240
Speaker 1: he actually made his way around the office me included. Wait,

500
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 1: so part of your at the office, and that's the

501
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 1: difference to me, So part of your dirty little secret

502
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 1: is that you also slept with him. Yes, but I

503
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:56,600
Speaker 1: would never ever do that at the office. You screwed

504
00:28:56,600 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 1: that guy in more ways than one. And what is

505
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 1: the word I'm thinking of? Raise? Yeah? All right, Well,

506
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 1: congrats on the promotion, and thank you for telling us

507
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:18,720
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret. Thank you. Good Then, Jewels show

508
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 1: on demand. I don't know who needs to hear this,

509
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:25,120
Speaker 1: but health insurance does not cover your retail therapy? What's

510
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 1: the Jewels show? Yeah? Unbotunately right, you'd be like, dude, um,

511
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,960
Speaker 1: can I can I get this covered? I went to

512
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 1: the store the other day and I bought like hundreds

513
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 1: of dollars, hundreds of dollars new clothes because of just

514
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 1: retail therapy. That's my therapist, and I need to have

515
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 1: my insurance to cover that. It's a shame that they

516
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:43,080
Speaker 1: do not cover that, but very much, thank you very

517
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:44,720
Speaker 1: much for that text. That's a text in four one

518
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:46,480
Speaker 1: oh six one. It's I don't know who needs to

519
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,120
Speaker 1: hear this. But the segment where we say I don't

520
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 1: know who needs to hear this and then say butt

521
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 1: and tell everybody exactly what we think they should hear.

522
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:55,120
Speaker 1: Call us up eight to eight three four three one

523
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 1: six one. Text in four one o six one, what

524
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 1: is your I don't know who needs to hear this? Butt?

525
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 1: Or today? Kelly, what's up? How are you? Hey? I'm good?

526
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 1: How are you good? What is your? I don't know

527
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 1: who needs to hear this? Butt? Yeah, I don't know

528
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 1: who needs to hear this. But Christmas is over? Are

529
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 1: you sure? Breeze on every single door? It's so crazy.

530
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 1: There's people still have not taking down their Christmas lights.

531
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 1: I've seen a bunch my neighbors have their lights. Oh wow, Well,

532
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 1: January's flying by. It feels like Christmas was just yesterday

533
00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:25,280
Speaker 1: in there, and it's gonna be here before we know

534
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 1: it is. We'll keep it up. And I'm a big

535
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,240
Speaker 1: fan of keeping the lights up just to save because

536
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:30,960
Speaker 1: I get kind of lazy, just to save work on

537
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 1: next year. Just leave them up, right, you're gonna put

538
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 1: them up anyway, and you're gonna probably put up the

539
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 1: same string of lights in the same way. Leave them

540
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:41,000
Speaker 1: up all year round? Why not exactly? Yeah, I'm not

541
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:44,360
Speaker 1: a bad idea. Thank you for your phone call. He

542
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:45,959
Speaker 1: calls up eight to eight three four three one six

543
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 1: one text and four one oh six one. What do

544
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 1: you think the world needs to hear today, Victoria? I

545
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 1: don't know who needs to hear this, but if you

546
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 1: plan to put a TV wall mount on your wall,

547
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 1: you may want to get a stud finder so you

548
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:01,320
Speaker 1: don't tear your wall. I haven't tore my wall yet,

549
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 1: just in case anyone's curious, but I did spend like

550
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 1: thirty minutes last night knocking everywhere to try to find

551
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 1: the stuff. Wow, They're like, look, they're twenty dollars at

552
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 1: home depot. If anyone can find one cheaper, please let

553
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 1: me know one on Amazon and then return, or do

554
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 1: what I do, just drill a bunch of holes in

555
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,520
Speaker 1: the wall. Oh, thinking that you find a stud realizing

556
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 1: you didn't, and then eventually you're gonna find one. I found. Now,

557
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 1: do you fix the wall? I'm gonna go to YouTube

558
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 1: and find out. Calls up eighty eight three four three

559
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 1: one oh six one text in four one oh six one.

560
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 1: I don't know who needs to hear this, But the

561
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 1: segment where we say I don't know who needs to

562
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 1: hear this and then say butt and tell everybody what

563
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 1: we think they should hear. Hey, Scott, what's up? What

564
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 1: do you think the world's just here today? I don't

565
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,840
Speaker 1: know who needs to hear this? But when you're in

566
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:49,920
Speaker 1: a checkout line with all the stuff that you picked

567
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 1: out from the store, you have to pay for it.

568
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,960
Speaker 1: So when the cash here tells you how much it costs,

569
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 1: don't look shocked, and don't go digging around your purse

570
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:00,800
Speaker 1: or your coat trying to find your wallets and your

571
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 1: money and your credit cards. You knew this was coming.

572
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 1: I thank you, Scott, call us up eight to eight

573
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 1: three four through you knew what you got yourself into.

574
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 1: Felt that was his whole chance. Have you ever been

575
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 1: in the line to buy something and then you realize

576
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 1: you didn't either have enough money or you didn't want

577
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 1: the stuff that like that. You got there for a

578
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 1: time to do that all the time, Like I'll go

579
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 1: shopping and grab everything I want, and then when I

580
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 1: get to the cash or I just sound like, these

581
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 1: are the things I want, these are the things that

582
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:32,240
Speaker 1: I need. Yeah, exactly, I've done that before where I

583
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 1: realized I just didn't want any of it. And I

584
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:38,040
Speaker 1: was just last night. I was on insta cart and

585
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, I could probably buy

586
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 1: a few things. I had like one hundred and twenty

587
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 1: dollars worth of stuff in my car, and then I

588
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 1: went and looked at my fridge and I was like,

589
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 1: everything I was gonna buy, I have just enough up

590
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 1: to last me three more days. Why do I need?

591
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 1: I just left it, just left it. At least you

592
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 1: were on instacrt. This guy sounds like he was spending

593
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 1: time in the grocery chat. Yeah, I said. I was

594
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 1: in the grocery store and for whatever reason, I just

595
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:00,520
Speaker 1: decided I was like I don't want this. Whatever it was,

596
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 1: those few things, but it was enough to be weird.

597
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 1: When I was like, yeah, I don't want any of

598
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 1: this buy and walked out line, I was like, call

599
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 1: us up eighty eight three four three six one, tex

600
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:13,000
Speaker 1: in four one to six one. I don't know who

601
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 1: needs to hear this? Butt the segment where we say

602
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:16,240
Speaker 1: I don't know who needs to hear this, and then

603
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 1: we say butt and then tell everybody what we think

604
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 1: they should hear. Bennett, I don't know who needs to

605
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:23,480
Speaker 1: hear this, but I think that all restaurant menus should

606
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 1: have photos as well, because I hate looking through a

607
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:28,719
Speaker 1: menu and not knowing what I want to order, and

608
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 1: usually I would like to look out a photo of

609
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 1: the food to help me make that decision I have, Yeah,

610
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 1: but sometimes you know, I got to see it with

611
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 1: my eyes, Yeah, with my ears exactly, or my mind,

612
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 1: if that makes sense. You know, I just want to

613
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 1: see it. Call us up eight at eight three four

614
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:45,120
Speaker 1: three one o six one tex in four one o

615
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 1: six one. Christian, what's your I don't know who needs

616
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 1: to hear this, but I don't know who needs to

617
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 1: hear this. But if you aren't sending me any naughty

618
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 1: slash x x x photos, then take me off your

619
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:58,800
Speaker 1: close friends on Instagram. That's I feel. I firmly believe

620
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:01,480
Speaker 1: that the people who created the close friends on Instagram

621
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 1: my close friends. They meant friends who I would maybe

622
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 1: show certain parts of my body too. And I get

623
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 1: a little bit excited when I see that little green

624
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 1: circle pop up. I'm like, Oh, this is gonna be

625
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,799
Speaker 1: something good. And then you go and it's like a sunset.

626
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,239
Speaker 1: It's like I could google that. Yeah, I mean, and

627
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,320
Speaker 1: why are you sitting that only to your close friends?

628
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 1: So I've at that and I'm like, that's a close

629
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 1: friend thing. We're We're definitely not closer close it all sunset.

630
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Speaker 1: You can tell a lot by people based on what

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Speaker 1: they're close friends are saying right now. And I tend

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Speaker 1: to overshare way too much about the things that I

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Speaker 1: do that most people wouldn't that you probably shouldn't share it.

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Speaker 1: So I don't really have I have a close friend's option,

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Speaker 1: but it's only got my wife on it. That's it, Sheds.

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Speaker 1: She already knows the weird stuff I'm doing, so whatever.

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Speaker 1: But I saw you take the picture, I know ye.

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Speaker 1: Then Jubile Show on Demand