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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This is I'm

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Speaker 1: your host, Kevin. I don't actually know. I'm sorry, you

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Speaker 1: know I'm telling you, well, do you know how many

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Speaker 1: films you've done? See? But I digress. Let's no particular order.

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Speaker 1: Let's welcome Greig Kowski cow On average, how many slices

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Speaker 1: of pizza do you think you eat each year? At

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Speaker 1: this point in my life? Much fewer than twenty years ago. Sure, Um,

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Speaker 1: what is my heart wants? My heart wants eight slices

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Speaker 1: of pizza a day. Sure. Uh, and that's my metaphorical heart.

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Speaker 1: My little heart wants no, no pizza. Um. But realistically,

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Speaker 1: and and this is like counting like frozen cauliflower pizzas,

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Speaker 1: which is something that we do eat at home. Um,

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Speaker 1: so I'm you know, so I cut into six slices

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Speaker 1: for my wife and I so I have three of those. Uh.

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Speaker 1: So I'm saying I'm averaging I'm averaging three slices of

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Speaker 1: pizza a week. Okay, I'd say it's about a D

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Speaker 1: fifty fair. I had you down for one six one.

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Speaker 1: I was I was pretty close, pretty close. Try pizza Oka,

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Speaker 1: Try pizza cupcake as soon as you get it, please,

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Speaker 1: I beg of you. Um mo, please say hello to

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Speaker 1: Chris Alvarado, the People's Choice. What would you like to

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Speaker 1: happen before years end? Four years and we're going deep.

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Speaker 1: I think I'd like to book something. And I think

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Speaker 1: I'd like to see some progress on my chess workouts.

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Speaker 1: I've been doing okay, well that's all, and I'm yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm doing it. I'm working hard on it. Um that's

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Speaker 1: what I want to see before year's end. I just

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Speaker 1: I just thought thistion for Jessica's show, which is a

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Speaker 1: weird thing to have to do, yes, because she's helping

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Speaker 1: me with the tape self tape for everybody, and she's

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Speaker 1: really she's just she's so talented and funny, but now

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Speaker 1: there's this pressure. Sure you don't want to embarrass her

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Speaker 1: on her show, and it's just it's it was a

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Speaker 1: bit of a mind a mind funk. But you know

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Speaker 1: what isn't a mind fun Kevin is the choice to

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Speaker 1: have cauliflower pizza. I eat that once a week myself.

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Speaker 1: Batter of fact, after this recording, I'm going to Costco

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Speaker 1: to get my favorite cauliflower pizza. Craig. I know it

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Speaker 1: isn't the same my man, I know it isn't the same,

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Speaker 1: but it works. Can I ask a real novice also

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Speaker 1: known as stupid question, what part of the pizza is

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Speaker 1: the cauliflower, the crust, the crust. Okay, so the gluten

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Speaker 1: free cauliflower crust pizza. It's it's what it's like what

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Speaker 1: Craig's Our heart doesn't want it, but our heart wants

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Speaker 1: Is it crispy? Yes? Okay, yes, that's that's always my

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Speaker 1: because when I picture eating cauliflower, it is not crispy.

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Speaker 1: It's usually mushy. James, this says, This says, you can

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Speaker 1: do it for like twelve to fifteen minutes. I do

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Speaker 1: sixteen minutes on purpose to get that extra crisp. I'll

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Speaker 1: give it a shot. Give it a shot. Please, give

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Speaker 1: it a shot. Remember, and I'm a big pizza fan.

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Speaker 1: And uh I'd like to try it. It's not the worst.

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Speaker 1: We need your We need your review immediately, James. But first, Stacy, Jim,

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Speaker 1: what happens when you work out? Oh? Um, well, when

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Speaker 1: I work out? Uh, I get it. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I are you asking me what happened when I worked

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Speaker 1: out at Venice Beach? Well? The story is on January second, no.

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Speaker 1: I wrote this two days ago. He wrote this two

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Speaker 1: days ago. It was just okay. Well, now I guess

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Speaker 1: I'll have to say what happened when I last worked out.

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Speaker 1: When I was trying to go the second day of

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Speaker 1: the New Year a couple of years ago. I went

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Speaker 1: to Muscle Beach, it's two blocks from my house. Did

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Speaker 1: some pull ups. It was fantastic at it, went to

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Speaker 1: the dips bar, moved a towel from the center to

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Speaker 1: the dips bar and do some dips. And a gentleman

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Speaker 1: with lots of tattoos on his head got right in

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Speaker 1: my face and was just shouting, don't touch other people's things.

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Speaker 1: And he was like spitting this before COVID. Thank god,

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Speaker 1: otherwise it would have been freaking out. Uh. And then

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Speaker 1: he went on. So to be cleared, point of reference,

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Speaker 1: you were not freaking out at that point because this

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Speaker 1: was pre COVID, Well I was. I was scared out

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Speaker 1: of my mind. I thought I was gonna die that day. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And uh so the guy told me not to and

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Speaker 1: then he showed me how to do dips at the

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Speaker 1: end of the PA. He didn't he didn't he didn't

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Speaker 1: then go like, hey, but let me give you a tip.

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Speaker 1: What did he say to you? He says, that's not

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Speaker 1: even how you fucking do and then he starts at

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Speaker 1: the end, and then afterwards like he left, and like

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Speaker 1: I didn't know what to do. I was like, do

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Speaker 1: I just go home now? So I like, I like

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Speaker 1: worked out for like five four minutes at like the

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Speaker 1: for pieces, and then I jogged home and I never

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Speaker 1: went back to muscle Beach again. That's one of my

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Speaker 1: favorite stories. What the hell it's a tool? Sing up town, Johnny?

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Speaker 1: Uh while wearing a tuxedo, when you look at yourself

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Speaker 1: in the mirror, who do you resemble or want to?

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Speaker 1: Oh man, that's that's a good question. Um, oh man,

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Speaker 1: that's a real good question. Um like a classic tuxedo.

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Speaker 1: So I think I've seen like Denzel. Yeah, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go with Denzel. I think this is in this classic.

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Speaker 1: I hate I hate to interrupt, but but but a tool.

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Speaker 1: Don't do it. Don't already tell us tell us about

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Speaker 1: your talks. I've over over the last two three. I

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Speaker 1: get Brad's deals. Um. Brad's Deals is the closest thing

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Speaker 1: I can think of a place that reminds me for

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Speaker 1: you guys, be Costco. I get Brad's Deal's emails every

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Speaker 1: day and they have great deals, and I decided I

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Speaker 1: went to two events where I had to rent tuxedos.

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Speaker 1: I was no, I don't want to do that anymore.

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Speaker 1: So I started piecing together a tuck. So I started

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Speaker 1: looking for tucks items on sale. And over the last

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Speaker 1: two years I've gotten the jacket, the shirt, the pants. Uh,

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Speaker 1: and I already have a tie, so it's been very exciting.

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Speaker 1: And just got the pants. They're not tailored yet, but uh,

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Speaker 1: they fit well. And I need more about Brad's Deals.

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Speaker 1: Is Brad's Deal's a internet warehouse just they just tell

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Speaker 1: you they just connected. So I get so much, you know,

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Speaker 1: I go through there for a lot of things, shoes, cigars.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate that. I appreciate that. Of course, I'd also

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Speaker 1: appreciate you never comparing it again. The same excitement you

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Speaker 1: get talking about Costco, I get it with. There's got

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Speaker 1: you got you. That comparison is completely fair and accepted

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Speaker 1: and in fact enjoyed, and thank you for that. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And now last but less room on the dance floor

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Speaker 1: am high and have the munchies. Scene suggestion drive through window?

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Derek? Yeah, so what time did you say

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Speaker 1: he got in last night? I don't even understand what

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Speaker 1: you're saying. I don't know what what do you what

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Speaker 1: do you want? And we're about to get to the window. Okay, um,

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Speaker 1: I can't. I don't know until I see the menu. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we just passed them and you said he didn't want

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Speaker 1: to look at the menu. That's because you drove so fast. Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: where can I get? You? Give us one second? What

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Speaker 1: do you want to want of burger doing chicken? Can

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Speaker 1: they get a flabby chicken with the two types of sauces?

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Speaker 1: So you do know what you want? Waffle fries? So

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Speaker 1: you know what you want? A strawberry milk shim sorry

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Speaker 1: you're not ready to order? Were ready? I want the

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Speaker 1: flamy chicken with the two sauces that I want a

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Speaker 1: strawberry milkshake on the side, which too, sauces come with

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Speaker 1: the one withoud come of the chicken, probably barbecue, honey mustard.

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Speaker 1: Is that you are allowed to choose two sauces. We

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Speaker 1: have buffalo ranch, buffalo ranch, mustard, mustard, Ranch, soy sauce,

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Speaker 1: Sweet and sour sauce, sour sauce, Sweet sauce, spicy, sweet

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Speaker 1: and sour sauce. Let's just go home. I'm not just

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Speaker 1: go home. Hi, and welcome to Corny. So how can

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Speaker 1: I take your order? Hello? Are you physically here? Are

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Speaker 1: you one of those people that's like in a different

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Speaker 1: city and I'm talking to somebody else because I have

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Speaker 1: a very specific order. No, I'm I'm in the window. Actually,

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Speaker 1: that's me over here. Say something. I want to see

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Speaker 1: your lips move. What would you like me to just say? Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's me, But just stick your head out so I

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Speaker 1: know it's your lips moving when I hear it. Okay, Hey,

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Speaker 1: that's great. This is why I come to Cornis because

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Speaker 1: you hire locally. Uh yes, all right, Well let me

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Speaker 1: text my wife for a quick and see what she wants. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think she might be a meeting. She's not responding,

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Speaker 1: but we'll just wait a minute. But I'm gonna have

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Speaker 1: the extra long horny um with the sweet sauce and

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Speaker 1: the sour sauce. Please don't put it the sweet sauce

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Speaker 1: in the sour sauce together. I'll distribute. Yeah, well, in

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Speaker 1: a second, what do you want? Their honking as from behind?

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Speaker 1: Please please tell me what sauce you want? Please? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll have the jack hoole sauce yourself. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: that's not that's sorry about that, sir. We don't we

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Speaker 1: don't get why why don't we get that? Hey? What

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Speaker 1: the fuck? Get away from my wife? When you are

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Speaker 1: you doing? Get away? Hey? Roll down your window, miss, No,

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Speaker 1: Do you know how? I've never been a slay before,

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Speaker 1: We've been a flabby before. Okay, we're just gonna get

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Speaker 1: our orders given order. This is how you order. Let

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Speaker 1: me get a number two flabby extra sauce. No what no?

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Speaker 1: What you too appear? But you guys order? Hi, Welcome

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Speaker 1: to Wendy it's can I take your order? Yeah, let

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Speaker 1: maybe one of those wind turbines and um, y'all do

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Speaker 1: a lot of people confused sometimes because we're not Windy's

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Speaker 1: We sell windows, oh damn. All right, so this whole

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Speaker 1: like to give you any TESTA love you're choosing and replaced. Well,

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Speaker 1: what's what state of the art right now? This one

414
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 1: right here. I drove it to you myself, and it's

415
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:22,560
Speaker 1: the nicest test that's been off the assembly line today.

416
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 1: All right, Graham, So again this is your ignition. You

417
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,720
Speaker 1: have to press this button. Okay. The rocket's not going

418
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 1: to go off unless you get Unless you pressed up button,

419
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 1: you're staying. So I'm going to space. Yeah, you're going

420
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 1: to Mars. You don't tell me that you're the guy.

421
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 1: I really I don't want to hear this ship. Dude. Okay,

422
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:44,199
Speaker 1: I'm in the right now. Okay, so am I? Okay, Hey, boss,

423
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:48,960
Speaker 1: manager Richie and I we were thinking, well what we

424
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 1: think you're pretty cool. We want to stay. We want

425
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 1: to save the spaghetti shop. So tonight, I'm sorry, I

426
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,919
Speaker 1: got to close. I have to close. We're gonna save it,

427
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 1: gonna pass around a big stand. People are gonna pay

428
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 1: play rock and roll up on the roof. Close. How

429
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:09,399
Speaker 1: much money do you need? Give me a dollar amount?

430
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 1: Three million dollars? All right, give us a shot, Ritchie,

431
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 1: I mean okay, okay, yeah, if you're telling me that

432
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,719
Speaker 1: that small bucket is gonna have three million dollars at

433
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 1: the end of the night. Then yeah, let's do it.

434
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:31,399
Speaker 1: Let's do it. Richie fucking who's the band? Me? Ritchie

435
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 1: and this guy named h Peachie Pooh, I know that

436
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 1: guy's banned from the store. You can't be here. He'll

437
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 1: be on the roof. That's still the store it is. Yes, No,

438
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 1: that's a good question. Yes the answers. Yes, okay, I

439
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 1: guess you don't want to say, Mr Musca. Sorry to

440
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 1: disturb you from your nap, but your favorite band is

441
00:28:56,320 --> 00:29:01,480
Speaker 1: performing tonight at the Little Tough to actually local speak anybody,

442
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 1: um um, I'll tell you what whenever we buy the place,

443
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 1: and then I have the best seats in the house. Yes, sir,

444
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:12,880
Speaker 1: of course I'll go make an offer. All right. I

445
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,720
Speaker 1: know that sort of came off as a question, but

446
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 1: you both do understand what I mean. Thanks for showing up.

447
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 1: One two, one to wait, Hold on, what are you

448
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:25,800
Speaker 1: doing up here in this roof, sir? Say, I just

449
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:29,120
Speaker 1: wanted to see how you play the instruments, and that

450
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 1: not to make the sounds with your face. Look, we

451
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 1: only play if we see money in the bucket. Ah, alright,

452
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 1: I don't have any cash on me. Isn't that funny?

453
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 1: Billionaires never seemed to have any cash. I'm about a check.

454
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 1: I could venmo use six s talart agent Jensen. I

455
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 1: was under the impression that we banished Peachie Pooh back

456
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 1: to his demention. We did, sir, what's the problem. Well, well,

457
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 1: now I'm being told that he's showing up at some concert.

458
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 1: My god, that must means that the dimensions are splitting

459
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:05,600
Speaker 1: and rejoining in a different way. Hold on a second,

460
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 1: we'll do something about it, Jensen. Let me hold you

461
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:13,040
Speaker 1: my infrastructure building. Right, where's that crew? Photos from the

462
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 1: fast let me see the photo from the fur Well here,

463
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 1: I'm not in it. I'm not in it, God, damn it.

464
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: So it's still this still this reality, still this reality.

465
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 1: Where did you get to go to the court? Damn?

466
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:28,520
Speaker 1: And you know what this well we've been we've become

467
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 1: closer since, Like if I had an inauguration, now you'd

468
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 1: be invited. Oh my god, but third eye blind played

469
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Speaker 1: this time, Mr President, Mr Jensen, you're spaque sandwiches are here,

470
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Speaker 1: thank you? Oh oh man, this is soggy. This is

471
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 1: just a rock heart meet the president in the Douane Smuckling.

472
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Speaker 1: What the fund. Is this mouse doing here? It's okay?

473
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:56,680
Speaker 1: Mr President? Mr President, he's a he's an eight, he's

474
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Speaker 1: a president is yes, timeline? Are we in now? I

475
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 1: don't know? But little mouse he's dressed up as the popes.

476
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 1: What do you mean you put down the dog? He's

477
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 1: a dean and we need him back. Hey, man, I

478
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 1: didn't do what I'm told? Man? Yeah, what do you

479
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 1: want me to do? Not everything you're told? Did he

480
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 1: say any did he have any less words? Oh? He

481
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 1: screamed man. Yeah, he said a lot of crazy ship.

482
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 1: What did he say exactly? I need to write this down.

483
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 1: He said he had every single detail to build some

484
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 1: kind of machine to recouple all the dimensions and whatnot

485
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 1: or some ship. Okay? And did he give you any

486
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 1: clue as to how he would go about doing that? Yeah?

487
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:38,240
Speaker 1: He talked to me about a very specific metal alloy

488
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 1: that only found like in somewhere in Central America, as

489
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Speaker 1: well as connecting two different conductors, which which, uh, come on,

490
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 1: what the hell are those conductors? Come on? I makes

491
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:57,840
Speaker 1: me think of a train. Don't it take a place? Oh? Yeah,

492
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 1: I gotta go. This is that's right? What is my brain? All? Right? Well,

493
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 1: I'll see you. Let Tina, we we feel bad. We're

494
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:10,120
Speaker 1: giving you your doctorate back. Spaghetti sandwiches have taken off

495
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 1: and everyone's eating him now, So I don't really need

496
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 1: that anymore because I was an early adopter to that

497
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 1: stock two uh spaghetti ready stock. Yeah, you're looking at

498
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 1: the fastest billionaire in American history? How fast are you? Really? Fast? Second?

499
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 1: When the like the forty and like four point two seconds? Well,

500
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 1: I mean we we just have this doctorate lying around.

501
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:50,120
Speaker 1: We killed Dean Dog and what don't get what? A

502
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:53,240
Speaker 1: lot of crazy stuff has happened. He he was great,

503
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 1: he was great, but yeah, we we put him down.

504
00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:00,239
Speaker 1: He was the foremost expert on interdimensional track of all

505
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 1: and rejoining what who's taking over his stuff? Well, Dean cat,

506
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 1: I've been here the whole time. Oh my god, Oh wait, god,

507
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 1: you're under the table. This is inappropriate you or you

508
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 1: should not be listening to our conversation. This is you

509
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 1: know what I'm buying at M I T I'm gonna

510
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 1: make some changes around the pool area. Oh really, you're

511
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 1: gonna change the pool? Can you rub my neck? It's

512
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:37,040
Speaker 1: an infinity pool with mathematicians, it's infinite. This pool not anymore.

513
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 1: What you're saying, it's a finite pool, alright, Stevie, wha wait, Ritchie, Sorry, okay,

514
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 1: it's okay. What's wrong? You seem really nothing? We did it.

515
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 1: We did it like that was the best show of

516
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 1: her lives. We barely needed to play. But like that's

517
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 1: our purpose. Now, well, I guess could go back to

518
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 1: slinging drugs through the windows. How is it? How much

519
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 1: mone's you gonna make? Well? Ellen venmo to six bucks

520
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:12,720
Speaker 1: something like that. But the other people who came around

521
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 1: gave us three million dollars in cash. Where whether where

522
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 1: is it? Well, that's the thing. What's wait? What what's

523
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 1: the thing? Did he walk away? Where's he going? Excuse

524
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:33,920
Speaker 1: me to understand. I'm the lead singer for the Counting Crows.

525
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 1: I don't know if you remember us from the inauguration

526
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 1: we performed seven years ago. But a Third Eye Blind

527
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, is this Fred Turst? People get those names confused.

528
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 1: I'm the singer for the Counting Goes. I was trying

529
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 1: to remember the Counting Crows, Guy, Fred, I recall a

530
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:55,719
Speaker 1: third hype Blind. Kevin Crows played first in the first

531
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 1: inauguration and then Third Eye blind playing the second one.

532
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 1: I don't think you're telling me. In this reality, Fred

533
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 1: Durst ended up counting crows and Adam Durret's headed up

534
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 1: limp biscuit. That's what I'm telling you right now. That's

535
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 1: everything is wrong, President, Mr President chat A. Graham has

536
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:21,960
Speaker 1: landed on Mars. A Graham of what I of? I

537
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 1: don't know of what? Graham? Hey, hey, everyone's Graham. Um boys,

538
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 1: there's really nobody here. You left your shift when you

539
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 1: left Earth without clocking out, and now your hours have

540
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 1: really built up. Now we got to talk to the

541
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 1: count and to change it. I was told to go

542
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:48,279
Speaker 1: along with the Tesla guy and he adopted me, and

543
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 1: then Mr Musk put me on a flight to the

544
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:59,879
Speaker 1: m hm. Mr must put me on a flight to Mars. Look,

545
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:03,000
Speaker 1: do anything. I just want to work here. Well, I

546
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:04,880
Speaker 1: don't know what you want me to fledge around here? Okay,

547
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:08,399
Speaker 1: uh spaghetti, Betty's on a business anymore. So I can't

548
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:11,360
Speaker 1: change anything on Countywise, you're gonna have to pay Graham

549
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 1: whatever he's out. M Are you there? Did I hang

550
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:20,320
Speaker 1: up by actullent? I'm just here to get your orders.

551
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, yes, I was on the phone I'll do

552
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:26,480
Speaker 1: a What the funk are you? I'll do a I'll

553
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 1: do a flat. Yeah, do you have any cheese? Wait? Graham? Graham, Graham?

554
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:37,319
Speaker 1: Remember us, remember us, used to work to work with you. Yeah,

555
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 1: it's the true. You got a big gas buyout because

556
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 1: you didn't clock out and all those all the time

557
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 1: you were a marg You got paid hourly for that.

558
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 1: Plus over there two million dollars shift, holy shift. Yeah,

559
00:36:50,680 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 1: I'm buying m I T that has seemed too Yeah.

560
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 1: Scene three comes from patron arch maniac doug who wrote

561
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:09,359
Speaker 1: Dear Lovely Alchemists. Here goes another shot in the dart

562
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:13,920
Speaker 1: to try to pop your comedic concrete balloons. Scene suggestion

563
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 1: construction crews conflicted in construction of condos, contemplate, conjuring, come consuming,

564
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:28,840
Speaker 1: comedian best wishes, fun bishes Dougie. Yeah, so what time

565
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 1: do we start on the building tomorrow? Sir? I'd like

566
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 1: to get the crew there as early as possible, but

567
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 1: I'm getting need to know what what time we are

568
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:42,240
Speaker 1: all on the We'd like to go right away at seven, Okay,

569
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 1: we feel that's a little late, tom Tommy, I'm talking,

570
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:48,400
Speaker 1: we feel that, Tommy. I swear a christ right between

571
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:52,800
Speaker 1: the we'd like to start earlier than seven if we could. So,

572
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,279
Speaker 1: is it okay? If me and the fellas and the

573
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:58,680
Speaker 1: two broads who insisted their way into our crew show

574
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 1: up at six, that's I'm sorry, I just can't happen.

575
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:05,399
Speaker 1: But notice the way you speak to one of your employees.

576
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:10,720
Speaker 1: Yeah that's Tommy. He's like my cousin's uncle or okay,

577
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 1: it's family, all right, then I won't speak on it.

578
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:15,880
Speaker 1: It's you know what I'm saying. I'm so I got

579
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 1: my nephew working here. He's an idiot, went to m

580
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 1: I t r Oh that's no good for destruction the crap. Yeah,

581
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 1: so beautiful. Yeah, we just you know, we got a

582
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 1: tight timeline. We don't want to miss any days. I

583
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 1: want to. Can I ask you a quick question? What christ?

584
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 1: It's just I I heard that these condos are being

585
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 1: built for simbody pre special. Uh we allowed to ask

586
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:48,359
Speaker 1: if it's yeah? No, no, we're not allowed to ask.

587
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:52,440
Speaker 1: I mean how many times it was a come slipper?

588
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter what happens in this, just build a

589
00:38:56,120 --> 00:39:00,799
Speaker 1: f and condom. I'm a big fan, though, well big fan,

590
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 1: you're a big fan of a kum slurpers that what

591
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 1: you just send? Comedian? Oh my god, you should watch

592
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 1: his videos on YouTube. He's hilarious. Is he funny for

593
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 1: the saying funny things or for the thing you mentioned

594
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 1: he does? I don't think, honestly, I don't know if

595
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:20,400
Speaker 1: there's a real if there's a connection between it. But

596
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 1: he's been known to uh to drink his own calm

597
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 1: ah ah, but I've never seen him do that. It's

598
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:31,439
Speaker 1: just kind of a It's the only comedian I've ever

599
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 1: heard of who could do that was a guy named

600
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:43,799
Speaker 1: what I'm here? Yea, all of a sudden, what's gonna what?

601
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:48,880
Speaker 1: You got pissed? What's going on? All? Right? But look,

602
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 1: did I hate to do it? Chris? Chris, I hate

603
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 1: to do this. You're fired? What do you mean? Okay, Look,

604
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,600
Speaker 1: I've hired everyone from alchemy this to come on and

605
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 1: just do stuff around the house. I can't. You're you're

606
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:02,760
Speaker 1: the last one. You made it this far and Survivor

607
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:06,839
Speaker 1: came up with that character, and Nikki shits you didn't.

608
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 1: You didn't come up with that. Look like, remember we

609
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,400
Speaker 1: were like on an island together where and we were

610
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 1: playing like that thing where I was like You're the

611
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:15,880
Speaker 1: best comedian in the whole world. And I just thought,

612
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:21,239
Speaker 1: like me when the character was called back. Yeah, Chris,

613
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 1: you gotta go, dude. I want to fix your cars.

614
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:27,400
Speaker 1: You haven't, dude, but I want to. You said you

615
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,440
Speaker 1: could fix Tesla. She funked it up. You know how

616
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:33,439
Speaker 1: many car batteries you put in there? Like die Hard

617
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:35,760
Speaker 1: batteries you shoved in there like a ship done? Dude?

618
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:39,640
Speaker 1: Are you funked up my entire suspension? What's what? Then?

619
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,319
Speaker 1: Is Craig doing? What's he doing so great? I don't know.

620
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 1: I fired everybody. He I fired him like months ago.

621
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I'm I'm the last alchemist who works for you.

622
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 1: Were you not listening? Do you not know what's going on?

623
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 1: All rand here? Chris? You gotta go? This is this

624
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:56,040
Speaker 1: is nuts? You mean? Do you get your hair off

625
00:40:56,040 --> 00:41:00,279
Speaker 1: my chest? Dude? I'm working out, Chris. What's going It's

626
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:05,719
Speaker 1: three am? Hey? Can I can? I? What is what

627
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 1: is Chris doing here? Okay? Me and me and tool

628
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 1: are sleeping? What are you doing? It's three am. I

629
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 1: just um, if James wakes up, he's gonna be pissed.

630
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:24,400
Speaker 1: James is here. Yeah, he's gotta he's gotta early call tomorrow,

631
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:29,360
Speaker 1: call like called time, like for a show. Oh no, no, no,

632
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:37,479
Speaker 1: like okay, okay, um Joey, Joey fired me. Man joined

633
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:41,880
Speaker 1: the cloth. You know he's moving into those new condos.

634
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:46,399
Speaker 1: Uh huh those those crazy Kevin comes out here. Don't

635
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 1: mention it like he's really annoyed by it. Okay, Hey, morning, warm,

636
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 1: it's been warm recently. Morning. What time do you? Yeah, Chris,

637
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:02,040
Speaker 1: you put on some coffee. Chris? Wait, what are you

638
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 1: doing here? Are you? Are you still you sleep walking?

639
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 1: It's three o'clock in the morning. Yeah, no, I gotta

640
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 1: paper out. I gotta be out there at four. So

641
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 1: fuck it's James. Did you wake up? James? I didn't

642
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 1: get that, did you guys get that? Just heard some

643
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:22,480
Speaker 1: random screaming. I heard a noise. I just assumed it

644
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 1: was James. Yeah. So I'm gonna put some coffee on. Chris.

645
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:27,440
Speaker 1: You down with some coffee. I think I gotta hit

646
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 1: the sack. Look all I'm saying is I'll put it

647
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 1: to you this way. Joey has guzzled a lot of come.

648
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 1: You know what I mean by that? You know what

649
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 1: I mean by that? Yeah? Right? Yeah? Do you want

650
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:47,439
Speaker 1: Here comes James, Here comes James down the fire pole.

651
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 1: Oh ship Chris, what are you doing here? What's up? Oh?

652
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:56,359
Speaker 1: I just I was in a said state. I want

653
00:42:56,360 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 1: to come by the alchemy house. Something out. Well, I

654
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 1: gotta wake up early, so if you guys could do this,

655
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 1: Mr Heney, I'm sorry that we're not gonna. Doctor is

656
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 1: not going to see Mr. Are you joking? I had

657
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:13,319
Speaker 1: I had a early call. Please don't curse. I just

658
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 1: it's just that I don't wake up this early usually,

659
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 1: and I made it on time. Mr. Har No, you

660
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 1: did not. You should. There's an hour and a half late.

661
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:22,359
Speaker 1: I don't care if you over slept as an hour

662
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:25,839
Speaker 1: and a half light. Yes, well I was gonna see.

663
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 1: Maybe it's the time difference, but I don't normally do this.

664
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:37,880
Speaker 1: But I can assume the doctor was gonna tell you

665
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 1: your hair is terminal. That's not true. Hold not terminal,

666
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:48,080
Speaker 1: my hair, all of it. It's killing you. Your hair

667
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:52,839
Speaker 1: is terminal. You might want a doctor within your time

668
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,920
Speaker 1: zone who can who can help you, you know, like

669
00:43:55,960 --> 00:44:00,200
Speaker 1: I I understand that you know, driving over the Order

670
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:03,280
Speaker 1: into Arizona might not be the most you know, because

671
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 1: that your hair is going to disenter, disintegrate quickly. Oh

672
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 1: oh thank god, I thought I thought it was gonna

673
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:17,799
Speaker 1: kill me. Oh no, no, it's gonna kill others. Oh

674
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 1: I'm glad you came to see me. Um. Look if

675
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:23,279
Speaker 1: it's terminal, it's terminal. Can I just hold hold on

676
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:27,799
Speaker 1: a second? What time is it for you? Every time

677
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 1: you want it to be bud? Okay? Serious, I need

678
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:32,319
Speaker 1: to get a doctor in my own time. So here's

679
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 1: what you need to understand. And this is a crazy

680
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 1: outside thing. But you know those new condoms being built? Yeah, okay,

681
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 1: Well there's supposed to be a chamber being built. It's

682
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:47,279
Speaker 1: supposed to preserve semen. Hear me out. If you made

683
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 1: your way into that chamber, you could preserve your hair.

684
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:54,880
Speaker 1: You wouldn't hurt anybody with your hair. I don't know what.

685
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:56,920
Speaker 1: Just put a French wherever? What James? What the hell

686
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 1: you doing here? Oh? I was just I've picked up

687
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:05,400
Speaker 1: a new job as inspector. I inspect condos being built.

688
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:09,359
Speaker 1: That is that what you're Okay? That's also why you're

689
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:13,759
Speaker 1: dressed up like an English detective. It's an inspector. Just

690
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,799
Speaker 1: it's what you want, James. I just need to take

691
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 1: a look around. You know you're not allowed on the property. James,

692
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:21,799
Speaker 1: you're not well. I wish that I could leave, but

693
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 1: I need to make sure that all the tanks show

694
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:27,320
Speaker 1: me your credentials. Um. Actually, you know want you to

695
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:28,960
Speaker 1: talk to my lawyer, Henry. Can you talk to What

696
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 1: are you doing? I don't but lawyer student to get

697
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,879
Speaker 1: it involved. This is I'm gonna tell you. He's asked

698
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 1: you to leave, so now it's considered trespassing. It's a

699
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 1: violation of Los Angeles City Code one point two one six,

700
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 1: the State Code of three point two one six, and

701
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:48,359
Speaker 1: the Federal code. After somebody's told you to leave. Okay, Well,

702
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 1: I just need to look for the semen tank. I'm

703
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:55,279
Speaker 1: supposed to inspective really quick. If you could just I'll

704
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:57,319
Speaker 1: be in and out. That's what everyone says about the

705
00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:02,960
Speaker 1: semen tank anywhere close to come on, come on, I

706
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:04,719
Speaker 1: just want to dip my head. That doesn't seem like

707
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 1: something in inspector head. Okay, let's be truthful with each other.

708
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 1: I'm just regular old James Heeney and I've got a

709
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:15,279
Speaker 1: terminal hair case here, okay. And if I don't get

710
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:17,920
Speaker 1: my head in that seaman tank, that does that mean

711
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:22,200
Speaker 1: your hair is gonna kill you? You know, it's confusing,

712
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 1: but it's not gonna kill me. It's gonna kill other people,

713
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:27,959
Speaker 1: which at first I was like, then I don't care,

714
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 1: But then I thought, what about murder charges? So just

715
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:33,839
Speaker 1: let me dip my head in for a second. Well,

716
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:36,560
Speaker 1: he's never gonna notice it. You see the way he

717
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:42,520
Speaker 1: drinks it. Hey, Joey, it's Kevin. Thanks for seeing me

718
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:49,280
Speaker 1: on such short notice. Ship let't take it from the top. Hey, Joey,

719
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:53,479
Speaker 1: it's Kevin. Listen, Hey, thanks for letting me just send

720
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 1: you Kevin. Let's just cut um. Am I so nervous?

721
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:00,040
Speaker 1: He's not. He's actually not gonna show up. If the

722
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 1: first sent he sent in the tape of his take,

723
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 1: you can listen to that maybe, Okay, can I please, guys,

724
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:12,319
Speaker 1: let's fire up the Joey's take? Please? Hey, this is

725
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:17,440
Speaker 1: Kevin Ken It even messages love me like I'm so

726
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 1: and it's the best take we have. So I can't

727
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 1: respond to that, sweetheart? What are you watching? What is that?

728
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:39,319
Speaker 1: This is median Joey Greer. He's about to drink this.

729
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 1: What is he about? This is kind of a show

730
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:47,680
Speaker 1: for guys. I don't. He's about to drink. It's a

731
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:53,280
Speaker 1: show for it's a show for guys. This is really funny,

732
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, that's not funny what it is? Yeah, I

733
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:04,000
Speaker 1: could see what it is. I know, I know that

734
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:07,720
Speaker 1: this isn't funny. Honeyway whoever thought this would be funny?

735
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:10,040
Speaker 1: It's different us all. There is a lot of people

736
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:12,319
Speaker 1: think So, I mean this is I've got a I've

737
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 1: got a pretty good sense of humor, and I don't

738
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 1: think that's funny. It's paid for his house, his condo

739
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:22,560
Speaker 1: or whatever. Like he's You should see the pictures of

740
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 1: his house. His fridge. He didn't even care where his fridge. Yeah,

741
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:29,240
Speaker 1: look at this. Oh that's uh, that's a putchy poo. Sorry,

742
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:32,359
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Yeah that's his house right there,

743
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. Alright, well resume it looks pretty good, but

744
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 1: it's just for the less sixteen months. You're an assistant,

745
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 1: is that right? Assistant to Joey Greer. Okay, so you're

746
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:49,919
Speaker 1: all on this resume together, is that right? Yeah, we're

747
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 1: a team. You can't break us up. We all live together,

748
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:58,279
Speaker 1: except for Chris. He lives separately for some reason. Why

749
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 1: is that that's kind of personal. Can we get on

750
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:06,359
Speaker 1: with the right all right? Yeah, so, I mean it's

751
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 1: a really specific but real simple job. We're just looking

752
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:11,760
Speaker 1: for dead rats. We just clicked dead rats from the city.

753
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 1: We put them in this uh lap, one of these? Right?

754
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:24,839
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no no no, this once

755
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:27,919
Speaker 1: and for all we're doing. We are you talking about?

756
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:31,239
Speaker 1: This is a mouse? Holy shid? You kill them? Oh

757
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 1: my god? Crico crick. And then you go to jail. Buddy,

758
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:46,040
Speaker 1: you just killed the pope. Are for violation of Code

759
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:49,440
Speaker 1: three point two one six. You killed the fucking poem.

760
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 1: Damn you're not your law Oh yeah, my turn, yea

761
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:55,919
Speaker 1: as I could probably get you out of you if

762
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:59,279
Speaker 1: you want to have your case reviewing. Judge, What are

763
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:01,279
Speaker 1: the guys? What are the guys watching on the TV

764
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:04,880
Speaker 1: over there? Uh oh, it looks like the Joey Greer

765
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:09,320
Speaker 1: Special Special Kris Vardo. You have a visitor, please go

766
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:14,399
Speaker 1: to window too. That's is for you. Good luck. That's me. Yeah,

767
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:19,600
Speaker 1: all right, guard, I'm here for the two. Hey, it's me.

768
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:24,279
Speaker 1: I'm just up as a guard. Oh yeah, oh that

769
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 1: makes sense because they would people will go crazy if

770
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:28,120
Speaker 1: you're right, right, And then paid my way into do

771
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 1: It's not the biggest deal. I have so much expendable cash.

772
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 1: It's sick. Look Um, I heard what you did and

773
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:38,640
Speaker 1: I want to build you up. What what part of

774
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 1: what I did made you think to bail me out?

775
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 1: The middle? Damn? And that is our show, the middle?

776
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:55,239
Speaker 1: Whoa what? I want to thank all the alchemists in

777
00:50:55,360 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 1: this particular order, Mr Christo Varado, Chris, love you, mad Lee,

778
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:05,600
Speaker 1: I love you guys. I love playing. I love improvising.

779
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:08,320
Speaker 1: It's one of my favorite things to do. High playing

780
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:10,920
Speaker 1: with Joey and Craig and James and a tool and

781
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:14,880
Speaker 1: you Kevin. It's so much fun. Thanks for letting me play, Doug,

782
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:18,239
Speaker 1: Doug ee, thanks for that crazy scene suggestion. I hope

783
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:20,440
Speaker 1: we hope we nailed it. I hope we got it

784
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:23,919
Speaker 1: somewhere near it. Comedy Fix check it out. Oh yeah,

785
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:27,400
Speaker 1: my other podcast, Comedy Fix. Check it out. Truly wonderful.

786
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 1: Can't wait to be invited on Craig Goodkowski. How much

787
00:51:32,239 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 1: fun was that? I'm asking, I'm asking, can you quantify it?

788
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:44,640
Speaker 1: And so I think the answer is varying degree. I

789
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:47,120
Speaker 1: do want to say that that one of my my

790
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:50,120
Speaker 1: pet Peeve vocabulary words. Is cummer bund. By the way,

791
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:53,760
Speaker 1: so both a tools tuxedo and the Joey segment reminded

792
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:56,000
Speaker 1: me of that. It's it's not cumber bund with a B,

793
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 1: though it's more fun to say cumber bund, but it's

794
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:04,000
Speaker 1: a cummer bund. Wait, what is it actually the sash

795
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 1: that a man wears with a Yeah, but but give

796
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:14,400
Speaker 1: me the correct pronunciation. Comer bund. There's one b, there's not.

797
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:18,239
Speaker 1: I'm glad we said that. You prefer cumber bunds just

798
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:24,520
Speaker 1: like cucomber. That's right, cucumber. James Heeney, thank you as

799
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 1: well for being here. Uh well, thanks for having me.

800
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 1: I have infinite amounts of fun when I get to

801
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:36,040
Speaker 1: join in with this group. It is fun to improvise.

802
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:41,560
Speaker 1: Find me at the real James Heeney on Instagram. Okay again,

803
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:44,359
Speaker 1: you want to step on that first level there? That's

804
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:51,759
Speaker 1: that's the one you want to push in? Oh what

805
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:53,959
Speaker 1: do you think of that? I think it's it's great

806
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:58,399
Speaker 1: to watch James just work. Um and sometimes it's out lot,

807
00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:00,600
Speaker 1: so it's even better. Thanks for having me. It's always

808
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:03,040
Speaker 1: a pleasure to be here. It's hilarious. Cracks me up.

809
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 1: My nose is running because I was laughing. So good times,

810
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:12,319
Speaker 1: good times, indeed, Joey Graherman, you know, good to see.

811
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:14,719
Speaker 1: It was always great to be here. Came away from

812
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:17,399
Speaker 1: my condor to finally be done. I can move in.

813
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 1: People follow you on TikTok at at God bless Jim Chump. Yeah,

814
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:24,919
Speaker 1: and it spills over to your Graham on occasion, which

815
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:28,000
Speaker 1: is appreciated by me. If you want to get some

816
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:30,840
Speaker 1: acting challenges in, you can do with me. Feel free.

817
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:33,200
Speaker 1: I'm trying to try to build a whole program over

818
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:37,560
Speaker 1: on TikTok God speed. Let's thank engineering Producer of the

819
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:43,879
Speaker 1: Stars mch deban. Fine, folks that I hurt media Pump Pump.

820
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:46,680
Speaker 1: I'm your host, Kevin Pollock. Thank you each and every

821
00:53:46,719 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 1: damn one of you for listening and telling everyone you've

822
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:52,360
Speaker 1: ever met please be kind to each other. It's gonna

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