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Speaker 1: Okay. Podcast starts.

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Speaker 2: Now, Wow, I have something to say, which is okay.

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Speaker 2: So we just got back from Chicago correct, fact check true, true,

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Speaker 2: and I you know there, I basically had a cold, okay, okay,

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Speaker 2: And my my question is what are the current ethics

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Speaker 2: of being sick in public? Because I don't it makes

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Speaker 2: me feel crazy.

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Speaker 1: No, You're you're like, what is the what now? If

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Speaker 1: you ever cold, you're a modern day if you're.

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Speaker 2: Literally like in the movie Contagion, you're Gwyneth Paltrow dying

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Speaker 2: on the like in the middle of the street. And

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Speaker 2: it's like, I just have a cold. You know why,

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Speaker 2: because I'm a woman about town and I do things.

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Speaker 2: And when when you do things you get exposed to viruses.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't mean you're gonna kill everyone.

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Speaker 1: No, of course, I don't know what to tell you, though.

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Speaker 2: No, it's like it's and then guess what. I've been

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Speaker 2: on the other side of things. I'm next to someone

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Speaker 2: on the subway. They're coughing. I say, arrest them.

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Speaker 1: I saw a man coughing today and I said, I

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Speaker 1: think I'm allowed to hurt you. It's true, literally, there

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Speaker 1: was violence allowed.

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Speaker 2: I was, uh shooting something and on the on the

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Speaker 2: bus ride. One of the people that was on the bus,

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Speaker 2: I'll say it not talent, was was like coughing and

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Speaker 2: sneezing the entire time and would fall asleep on the

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Speaker 2: the way I felt empowered to do the like turn

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Speaker 1: I think it's I think we're in a fun place

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Speaker 1: with it. I think it's fun to blame people who

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Speaker 1: are sick, and it's fun to be like this is

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Speaker 1: your fault, right and you're a bad person.

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Speaker 2: Totally.

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Speaker 1: I think that's always really healthy and I think we

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Speaker 1: should keep doing it.

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Speaker 2: It's the biggest it's a big question is like do

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Speaker 2: you blame the individual or do you blame society?

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Speaker 1: Well, and it's like what are you supposed to do?

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Speaker 1: Like you're already in Chicago, what are you gonna do?

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Speaker 2: Right? Leave? Then I met the whole plane sick.

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Speaker 1: What are you gonna do?

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Speaker 2: I'm doing that tomorrow. I specifically I was I had,

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Speaker 2: you know, I was working in my hotel room because

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Speaker 2: I was like I want to be as you know,

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Speaker 2: I was like to me more in the substance. I

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Speaker 2: was like, I'm not leaving this house lest anyone see

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Speaker 2: how disgusting I am. And I'm not as hot as

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Speaker 2: the young sue, of course, And so I was in

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Speaker 2: my hotel room. But then I had to check out,

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Speaker 2: and I had a three hour period between hotel and airport,

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Speaker 2: and I was like, well, I have to go to

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Speaker 2: an all de cafe in order to grain Bowl. When

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Speaker 2: am I a caveman?

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Speaker 1: Of course?

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Speaker 2: But then of course the grain bowl crowd is especially

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Speaker 2: they're getting vaccinated for sport. They're waking up every day

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Speaker 2: and getting vaccinating themselves, like to me more in the substance,

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Speaker 2: and then they're seeing me, they're like, who is this guy?

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Speaker 2: Is he a swing state voter?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you should have gone to some sort of fast

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Speaker 1: food restaurant, non judged.

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Speaker 2: That's true anyway, Wow, that's so that's where I'm at.

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Speaker 2: And by the way, I showed up twenty minutes late

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Speaker 2: today for the third time in a row.

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Speaker 1: I do think it's actually extremely bold for you to

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Speaker 1: have an intro planned.

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Speaker 2: Well guess what, Because I was like, I was like,

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Speaker 2: I can't handle another failure today. Like I was like,

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Speaker 2: when we hit record, I have.

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Speaker 1: To be ready to go, of course, and you nailed it.

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Speaker 1: They really powered through that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so anyway, go vote.

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Speaker 1: Seriously, you guys, get out there. We got one shot

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Speaker 1: at this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. It's the most important election.

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Speaker 1: Democracy is at risk.

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Speaker 2: Democracy is at steak steak. So it's been at risk,

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Speaker 2: but now it's at steak officially. You've been hearing that

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Speaker 2: it's at steak it is. Do you think? Okay, here's

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Speaker 2: a question one of the foundations. Sorry, I know you

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Speaker 2: came in so hot in a way where I'm like, well,

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Speaker 2: it's the adrenaline from being late.

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Speaker 1: I wish I had you know why. I wish I

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Speaker 1: had an ounce.

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Speaker 2: I wanted I was looking around. I was like, who

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Speaker 2: It's like Kathy Hokeel, she's not here.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you're a bouske get political. So it seems

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Speaker 1: like you might get into that.

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Speaker 2: No, here's my question, and then we'll bring in our guest,

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Speaker 2: because I actually think we need a third opinion, all.

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Speaker 1: Right, even a second giving one.

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Speaker 2: No, no, well, I'm not letting you well yeah, I

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Speaker 2: would say since like twenty sixteen. To me, one of

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Speaker 2: the funnier sort of jokes is to make fun of

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Speaker 2: the like it's to basically make fun of the idea

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Speaker 2: of voting as a cure. All okay, sure we do that.

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Speaker 2: It's conny. It's like a political inspired art. We're not

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Speaker 2: actually like endorsing or not endorsing anything. It's just like

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Speaker 2: a funny thing. And we're making fun of, like, you know,

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Speaker 2: the sort of a woman you know in the Upper

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Speaker 2: West Side, like shaking on her way to film for

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Speaker 2: him because she thinks democracy is dying. Okay, all right,

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Speaker 2: So that has nothing to do obviously, we're voting for

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Speaker 2: Kamala Harris. Has nothing to do with our political.

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Speaker 1: We're sort of chapel rone.

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Speaker 2: N good. My question is, at what point is that, like,

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Speaker 2: has it been long enough it actually is harmful to

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Speaker 2: make that joke? You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Oh, you mean like with an actual election coming up?

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Speaker 1: Like it's is it like it's fine to make that

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Speaker 1: joke when there's like when you're like two years out,

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Speaker 1: but when you're three months out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just like, okay, so when does this happen.

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Speaker 1: If the election I want to say I would love

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Speaker 2: Because I have been struggling with this is like because

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Speaker 2: we don't.

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Speaker 1: No, it's literally chop our own code because I want

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Speaker 1: to be critical, but it's like, but not right now.

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Speaker 2: And also I'm not we're not political, Like, we're not

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Speaker 2: our opinion? No, we also care, We're just not publicly

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well you just did. But I guess I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I do think needs to be let it. Okay, let's

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Speaker 1: just sing.

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Speaker 3: The moaning.

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Speaker 2: I can't.

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Speaker 3: I'm a very expressive guest.

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Speaker 2: Okay for me, please welcome my Greek brother, thank you.

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Speaker 3: And let me just say one of the greekest entrances

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Speaker 3: I've ever since, you know, twenty minutes late to deflect

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Speaker 3: but I have these things are troubling me. I have

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Speaker 3: to tell you it's classic. I've seen it every baptism.

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Speaker 2: Greeks driver, Yeah, I saw, you know. I follow upwards

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Speaker 2: of seventeen Greek meme pages and recently I saw. I

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Speaker 2: mean that was like that was like, you know, I'm

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Speaker 2: then it's like Greek taxi driver being like, let me

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Speaker 2: deal with all this voting crap. Absolutely like and especially

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Speaker 2: during the Greek financial crisis, it would be like, I mean,

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Speaker 3: Heard of for sure, just completely off the wall.

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Speaker 2: You wouldn't know if they were right wing or left wing. No,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but it is Greek supremacist totally. Always like, well,

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Speaker 3: you know, Greek people are the most like the culture

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Speaker 3: literally ant like we have we have no like, I mean,

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Speaker 2: I literally the other day was on eBay looking up

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Speaker 2: Euro two thousand and four jerseys and I was like this,

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Speaker 2: I could actually make this gay, like with a little

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Speaker 1: Like.

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Speaker 2: Zagaka was like the team leader was he was a

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Speaker 2: get my Greek Euro two thousand and four jersey for

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Speaker 2: summer twenty twenty five. It's so hot.

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Speaker 1: That'd be a great look thinking ahead in fall, you're

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Speaker 2: Okay. This happened when we were on sours podcast too,

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Speaker 2: is like the two of us teaching you about yeah, right.

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Speaker 1: And I just want to sit here. Yeah, you know,

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Speaker 3: Sort of like a think of it as a conversation

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Speaker 3: steam room, you know what I mean. Yeah, you guys

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Speaker 3: we are with Storge.

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Speaker 1: I literally was like the manager of the bathhouse being like,

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Speaker 3: Seriously, stop it.

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Speaker 2: A gay podcast.

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Speaker 1: Some just want to sweat it out.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but yes, I appreciate the the deflecting of being

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Speaker 1: Do you mean like how like the New York Times

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Speaker 2: Literal literal taxi drivers in Greece. When I mean I

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Speaker 2: used to be, I used to literally be like I'll

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Speaker 2: fucking walk on the freeway, yeah, like you just never

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Speaker 2: know what you're gonna get. And in the language barrier

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Speaker 2: doesn't stop them either. They will speak to you in

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Speaker 2: broken English about how like coasovars are the reason of

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Speaker 2: the economy actually tanked, you know what I mean? Like that,

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Speaker 2: they'll do some weird fno, so they'll just they'll they'll

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Speaker 2: be racist to a group you didn't even know existed,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean, And in a language they'll

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Speaker 2: do it in Italian.

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Speaker 4: If they know five words, they will figure it out.

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Speaker 3: It's tough because once Uber started, I would always pretend

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Speaker 3: to you know, I look very American, like no one

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Speaker 3: thinks I'm so. I would like I would like dodge

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Speaker 3: all those annoying conversations by like just being you know,

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Speaker 3: a fat American. Usually when I was in Greece, but

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Speaker 3: they were like congratulating. You know, they would be like

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Oh, culture culturally, like you know what I mean, like

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Speaker 1: Which types of people care about family but yeah, and which.

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Speaker 2: Text care about education? Yeah, that's what we all problem

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Speaker 2: No, no, it's not bad. You know, it is like this,

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Speaker 4: And then I'm like, oh, maybe it's my family great people.

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Speaker 3: Go visit your relatives and grease for what you thought

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Speaker 4: But they would still feed you.

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Speaker 1: It's I mean, that's it's at odds with the food culture.

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Speaker 4: And they were fat as shit too, by the way,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, my uncle has had diabetes so extremely

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Speaker 4: He should be studied. He's just he has not It's crazy.

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Speaker 3: No, he hasn't really suffered any adverse effects, but shout

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Speaker 2: Well, you know the Mediterranean diet.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just pork skewers every day. Anyway, this will become

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Speaker 3: a Greek podcectahorry No, no, I mean will steamroll you.

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Speaker 2: See you trying to see.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to do to be like and how do

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, the funny the sort of sitcom thing would be

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Speaker 2: you should we do our first segment.

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Speaker 1: Sure was our first segments called straight shooters. And in

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Speaker 1: the summit, we're going to ask you a series of

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Speaker 1: rapid fire questions, basically this thing or this other thing.

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Speaker 1: And the only rule is you can't ask any follo

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Speaker 3: Love that, dude, I'm good at that kind of stuff.

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Speaker 3: I don't need to think deeply. I just I just

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Speaker 3: go off my brainstand that's.

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Speaker 2: You're speaking our language. Okay, stop, do not disturb or

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Speaker 3: Currently do not disturb. Wow, big, big departure for me. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm doing a sober year.

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Speaker 2: Whoapen on that?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Wedge salad or wedge sandal.

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Speaker 3: Salad?

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00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:34,440
Speaker 2: No show socks or oh show cock.

442
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:39,280
Speaker 4: Probably no show socks. I'm wearing them right now.

443
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,240
Speaker 3: And my cock's not. I don't have a show off cock.

444
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:45,440
Speaker 3: You can't just see my cock out of context. It's

445
00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:46,679
Speaker 3: not going to do anything for you.

446
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:53,440
Speaker 1: Context is everything. Especially speaking of Agatha all along or

447
00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:54,640
Speaker 1: Kamala the step bomb.

448
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,320
Speaker 4: Oh, this is a tough one.

449
00:19:57,320 --> 00:20:02,400
Speaker 3: I guess I'll go Agatha. Although although I will say

450
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:07,159
Speaker 3: that her step son listened to cometown that that was

451
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:11,760
Speaker 3: who steps on is like somebody like posted that, like

452
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:14,440
Speaker 3: back in the day, they were like like that kid.

453
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,240
Speaker 4: Followed us or I bet you probably followed Mullen.

454
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,400
Speaker 3: I think I think he was a nick a nick

455
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:20,960
Speaker 3: head and uh and then.

456
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:22,840
Speaker 2: Before they.

457
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,040
Speaker 3: And I just thought that was that's really funny that

458
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:32,320
Speaker 3: it's possible that the child of the president listened to

459
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:34,479
Speaker 3: come town. So and I don't know, I think I

460
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:37,119
Speaker 3: just saw somebody tag this is years ago when she

461
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:41,080
Speaker 3: first was running, because we we uh definitely made fun

462
00:20:41,119 --> 00:20:45,399
Speaker 3: of Kamala and I still whatever, but you know, anyway,

463
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:48,159
Speaker 3: but I will go. I'm not a big comp not

464
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:51,080
Speaker 3: a big comic, more of an RF no kidding, kidding,

465
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:56,080
Speaker 3: uh uh, And so I guess I'll go Agatha because

466
00:20:56,800 --> 00:21:00,000
Speaker 3: you know, she's cool. They got they got a nice

467
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:04,160
Speaker 3: cast on that great castle, you know what I mean, Uh,

468
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:05,760
Speaker 3: Aubrey Plaza.

469
00:21:06,359 --> 00:21:08,720
Speaker 2: She's the best. So yeah, he's really having a great year.

470
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:11,240
Speaker 3: I will I will reluctantly even though I'm not a

471
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:21,320
Speaker 3: big Marvel guy. There's enough hot ladies that are funny.

472
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,359
Speaker 4: Oh man, dude, I.

473
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:26,240
Speaker 3: Was a little kid. There's just nothing but lapone posters

474
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,600
Speaker 3: on my fucking bedroom.

475
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:32,359
Speaker 2: It's the character of like still doesn't know he's game.

476
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:38,640
Speaker 2: It's like I fucking Bernadette Peters, those two, you know, like.

477
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:44,200
Speaker 3: You thought dead Peters was hot from from Blazing Saddles.

478
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,240
Speaker 4: I literally may have beat off to that scene.

479
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,480
Speaker 3: So I think I am in a very interesting place

480
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:54,320
Speaker 3: where I can even gay ship. I can beat off

481
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:56,560
Speaker 3: to it, you know what I mean? Because gay guys

482
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:59,040
Speaker 3: love hot ladies in the same way that if you're

483
00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:01,760
Speaker 3: dumb enough, you're like, yeah, I like them too. I

484
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:05,080
Speaker 3: just want to fund them. I don't respect their artistry.

485
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:07,320
Speaker 3: I just love the devise.

486
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:10,120
Speaker 2: But being so dumb, you don't know that it's because

487
00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:12,000
Speaker 2: you're gay. Oh, I guess I want to.

488
00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:14,760
Speaker 1: Well, this is like literally how I feel about like

489
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:18,000
Speaker 1: Lady Gaga, where I'm like, is anyone attracted like I don't.

490
00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:20,040
Speaker 1: I only know gay guys that are just standing her

491
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:21,320
Speaker 1: that I can't imagine someone thinking of.

492
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,959
Speaker 2: This is also how I feel about who's so like

493
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:27,200
Speaker 2: Regal No, she's gorgeous.

494
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,800
Speaker 4: Lady Gaga comparison is a little truer.

495
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,919
Speaker 2: Obviously is beautiful, but there's something everyone like built her

496
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,879
Speaker 2: up to be this deity that it's so funny to

497
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:39,160
Speaker 2: imagine some like random guy being like I would suck her.

498
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:40,080
Speaker 4: You know what I mean.

499
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:43,280
Speaker 3: That's hysterical. You guys think that again, I mean not

500
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,520
Speaker 3: to expose myself too much, but I grew in you.

501
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,720
Speaker 3: I grew up in the era of just beating off

502
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:50,680
Speaker 3: to music videos.

503
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,679
Speaker 2: Sure you know what I mean. So it's like I just.

504
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:55,680
Speaker 3: You know, oh three Bonnie and Clyve pretty good in that.

505
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,240
Speaker 3: I guess that was before she became the true I

506
00:22:58,280 --> 00:22:59,800
Speaker 3: was there. She's essentially like a senator.

507
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:05,960
Speaker 1: Now true, I had not you know, senators, yeah to

508
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,560
Speaker 1: say Bonnie and Clyde and three to have like the

509
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,840
Speaker 1: gay guy and cyclopetic knowledge of when things come out.

510
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:14,440
Speaker 3: But for the yeah, that is I do think why

511
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:15,920
Speaker 3: I get along with the gay guys for real?

512
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:16,760
Speaker 2: Because I do.

513
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,880
Speaker 3: It is like an interesting like I am stupid enough,

514
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:23,359
Speaker 3: but I do also appreciate. I appreciate appreciate women on

515
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:24,720
Speaker 3: like I respect them and.

516
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:27,159
Speaker 4: Want to fuck them. Wow, it's kind of you know,

517
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,120
Speaker 4: I'm a special guy.

518
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:29,000
Speaker 1: That's amazing.

519
00:23:29,119 --> 00:23:31,439
Speaker 2: Okay, stop, this is an honor of our friend Julio

520
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:34,480
Speaker 2: the woke mind virus or the joke is that the

521
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:37,080
Speaker 2: fondest Papyrus I'm jugging.

522
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:39,040
Speaker 4: That the fondest papyrus okay.

523
00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:41,480
Speaker 1: A psychopath or a cycling path.

524
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:45,639
Speaker 2: Cycling path, being addicted to your phone, being evicted from

525
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:47,920
Speaker 2: your home, or being afflicted with a syndrome.

526
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:53,200
Speaker 1: Oh I guess phone okay, And an ingrown toenail or

527
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:56,720
Speaker 1: an outgoing voicemail outgoing voicemail.

528
00:23:56,880 --> 00:24:01,359
Speaker 2: That's good. Wow. So you know, we rank our guests

529
00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:03,880
Speaker 2: performance on a scale of zero to one thousand doves

530
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,840
Speaker 2: named that for a Lady Gaga song one thousand dollars.

531
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:07,679
Speaker 4: See that's where my knowledge.

532
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:11,440
Speaker 2: That was a deep cutting that already unpopular album.

533
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:14,840
Speaker 1: Okay, it was very popular.

534
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 2: Have you seen Joker too?

535
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:16,920
Speaker 3: Not yet?

536
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,800
Speaker 4: I am pumped at how much people hate it.

537
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:22,000
Speaker 2: It's crazy. Yeah, we were just talking about this in Chicago,

538
00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:25,600
Speaker 2: like we didn't expect for it to just not go anywhere.

539
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:28,080
Speaker 2: Like we thought either it would be really good or something,

540
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:30,800
Speaker 2: or like at least really critically claimed like Joker Wedding

541
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,320
Speaker 2: or such a flop that it would be funny. But

542
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 2: it's sort of just like, oh no, where is it?

543
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:37,440
Speaker 2: That's what? See?

544
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:40,440
Speaker 3: Okay, this is how much I love I love shit

545
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 3: that sucks so much that I actually it's a fucked

546
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:47,320
Speaker 3: up because it's fucked up. That the fact that it's

547
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:50,320
Speaker 3: not for most people it's not so bad it's good

548
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:54,000
Speaker 3: means that it's so actually bad that to me it's

549
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,920
Speaker 3: so bad it's good, Like I love I can't wait.

550
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,560
Speaker 3: I can't wait to see it now in a way

551
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:00,639
Speaker 3: that I wasn't feeling before, because I want to be

552
00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 3: like mm, I want to like I want to feel

553
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:04,760
Speaker 3: forty minutes of nothing.

554
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,120
Speaker 2: That's how we felt about Madam Webb.

555
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:09,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, we love well, but Madam web was funny.

556
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:10,160
Speaker 3: That got this so bad.

557
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 1: It's like, this won't get this is like boring.

558
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:16,120
Speaker 3: But there's something yet, there's something. I've warped my brain

559
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:19,720
Speaker 3: so much too ironically love shit. No, it's even Madam

560
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,359
Speaker 3: Webb was good, but it's surface level bad. It's like

561
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:25,520
Speaker 3: there's like levels of being a hit esoteric hater.

562
00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:29,080
Speaker 2: This is also you being a gig gun. No, you're

563
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,439
Speaker 2: looking for the camp element. You're like, this is not

564
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:35,440
Speaker 2: bad enough? Yeah, yeah yeah, Why isn't her wig worst? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

565
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:38,160
Speaker 1: I found myself last night reminiscing about because I love

566
00:25:38,359 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 1: things that suck, and especially bars. When a bar is bad,

567
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:44,280
Speaker 1: I'm in heaven and I used to love his bar

568
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:48,920
Speaker 1: called love Gun that was started by Anderson Cooper's husband,

569
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:50,000
Speaker 1: and it was.

570
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,640
Speaker 3: In named after a kiss song. That's a kiss song,

571
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:53,120
Speaker 3: love Gun.

572
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:53,360
Speaker 1: Yeah.

573
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,240
Speaker 2: Was he married? Did get divorced?

574
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:56,720
Speaker 1: Did they get divorced? I don't know.

575
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:58,760
Speaker 2: I just think of him as a single dad. That's

576
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 2: why he's so inspirational to it.

577
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 4: There's a single dead that just descended from the Vanderbilts.

578
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 1: This was like ten years ago, okay, and truly they

579
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:10,720
Speaker 1: like williams Wig was not ready for like a dancy

580
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:14,040
Speaker 1: place yet, and they shipped gay guys in from Hell's Kitchen.

581
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:19,440
Speaker 3: The first shuttle, and everyone.

582
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,199
Speaker 1: That actually lived around the bar was like, well, I

583
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:22,119
Speaker 1: will never go to this.

584
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:22,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

585
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,919
Speaker 1: So two weeks later, completely empty, and I was like,

586
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:27,160
Speaker 1: this is my fucking split.

587
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:31,280
Speaker 3: Does sound awesome? Yeah, it's a gay dance bar that flopped.

588
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,720
Speaker 1: Truly, zero people attendance. The bartenders changed the price of

589
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,160
Speaker 1: drinks every day because no one's there.

590
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:38,960
Speaker 2: They terrible bar. And also it's the best for having

591
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 2: like a birthday party or something like take over. Yeah,

592
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:42,920
Speaker 2: it's heaven, it's my stage.

593
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was genuinely sad when it closed, but it

594
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 1: was like, of course it closed. Yeah, I can't have

595
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:49,360
Speaker 1: a private club. Yeah yeah, yeah, but it was nice

596
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,520
Speaker 1: for last of course, got I miss it.

597
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,159
Speaker 2: So we rank from zero to one thousand doves. I

598
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:55,639
Speaker 2: think your performance was incredible.

599
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 3: Thank you.

600
00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:58,920
Speaker 2: I actually really liked that. At some you were being

601
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,119
Speaker 2: like fast, fast fast. At some point you got really

602
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 2: you started like analyzing the sides.

603
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:07,959
Speaker 4: But could we couldn't go overboard. We couldn't go over

604
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:09,640
Speaker 4: Some people go lightning around.

605
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:11,199
Speaker 3: We had to get a lightning The lighting round is

606
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,399
Speaker 3: part of it too. Of course, sometimes you have to

607
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:13,639
Speaker 3: eat it.

608
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 2: And you did it. Like right in the middle you

609
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 2: were like, it's time for intermission. I thank you.

610
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 3: I appreciate it.

611
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 1: Guys, that feels really good.

612
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.

613
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,440
Speaker 1: So wait, tell us about your sober year. When did

614
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:28,840
Speaker 1: it start?

615
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 4: I turned thirty five in February.

616
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 3: Okay, So I mean I'm about eight months in sober

617
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 3: from everything everything pretty much.

618
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 4: I mean like just boo yeah, booze pill.

619
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:42,479
Speaker 3: I mean I was just getting really fucked up and

620
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:45,639
Speaker 3: being very unhealthy for the last before this year, the

621
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:48,480
Speaker 3: last I guess three years, I just had like kind

622
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,399
Speaker 3: of a never ending Once the pandemic ended, it was

623
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:54,880
Speaker 3: just a bender. Yeah, and I got so fucked up

624
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:58,359
Speaker 3: and so like I just felt so horrible and it

625
00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:59,919
Speaker 3: was like my life was going better like that was

626
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:03,879
Speaker 3: fucked up things like I was not feeling any consequences

627
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:07,639
Speaker 3: except my health and then and I could have kept going,

628
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:09,639
Speaker 3: like they would have let me keep touring until I died.

629
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 3: But I was like, you know what, I I don't

630
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 3: want to like, I don't I wouldn't want to be

631
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,359
Speaker 3: like scared, you know what I mean, Like because I'm

632
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:20,119
Speaker 3: just eating so much, and it was like my blood

633
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 3: was just always like pork, fat, dick pills, edibles.

634
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:25,520
Speaker 4: Like it, you know what I mean. I was like,

635
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:26,880
Speaker 4: I gotta fucking chill.

636
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,880
Speaker 2: Out and you do cold turkey, all of.

637
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:29,840
Speaker 4: That pretty much.

638
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 3: And the weed was the hardest thing because I was

639
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:34,679
Speaker 3: so that was my main I mean, food was the

640
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 3: hardest and it's still is still the hardest, but that's

641
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 3: kind of a you gotta eat unfortunately in a very

642
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,240
Speaker 3: fucked up way. I would love to be able to

643
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:42,719
Speaker 3: take fucking soilent pills.

644
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 4: I have to do.

645
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:45,200
Speaker 1: That's all I want.

646
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 2: But yeah, literally the only joy in life, this order,

647
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,720
Speaker 2: that's all I want. Yeah, exactly, exactly. Yeah, this is

648
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 2: one of our biggest differences. Restaurants and you do not

649
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 2: give a shit about it.

650
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 3: You know you don't like restaurants.

651
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 1: I mean I like them, but I'm like, I don't

652
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 1: want to have to go to them all time.

653
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 4: My book in Your Perfect World, how many times a

654
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 4: week are you at a restaurant?

655
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 2: Well, so it's funny you asked that. My partner is

656
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 2: a restaurant critic. Oh so he literally his job is

657
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 2: going constantly, and I had to like put my I

658
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:18,280
Speaker 2: was like, I have to go once a week otherwise

659
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 2: it'll lose its magic.

660
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 4: Sure for me, I get that.

661
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 2: I know everyone at home is like, wow, he's so brave. Yeah,

662
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:27,080
Speaker 2: but anyway, I mean that that has only been going

663
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 2: on for like six months. He was that wasn't always

664
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 2: a job. But before that, Like, yeah, I would say,

665
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 2: a really nice restaurant meal once a week keeps me.

666
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 4: I'm with you.

667
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that, And I like cooking. I don't

668
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 2: want I'm not one of these people that like every

669
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 2: night wants to order a different kind of take. Yeah.

670
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:45,880
Speaker 2: Like I enjoy cooking. I like the bait, like I

671
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:48,640
Speaker 2: like great food. I like home cooked food. But like,

672
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm going to a restaurant ordering mat then

673
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 2: ordering appetizers possibly.

674
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 1: I mean it's fun, especially as I've gotten older, I'm

675
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 1: starting to appreciate it more.

676
00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 3: Well as you've gotten older, replaces getting fucked up with

677
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:02,440
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. Like now it's like, let's

678
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 3: actually catch up. We don't see each other right, like,

679
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 3: and you don't want to be hungover anymore. Like that

680
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 3: was another brutal. That's probably why I went more weed

681
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 3: than booze. Yeah, it's like the hangovers were getting brutal,

682
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:16,720
Speaker 3: especially when you're unhealthy. And uh and yeah, it's just

683
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 3: a fun I'm with you, I like in a perfect

684
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 3: world once a week and you get to see friends

685
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 3: totally is incredible. But there is something to I'm trying

686
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,280
Speaker 3: to get. So the Soviet has been fine and then

687
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,400
Speaker 3: like I'm trying to get like I'm just eating regular,

688
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 3: just in a routine. But we were talking a little bit.

689
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 3: You know, we had some time before the podcast started,

690
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 3: me saying minutes whatever.

691
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,440
Speaker 2: If I hadn't been late, we wouldn't have gotten that

692
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 2: amazing intro. What would you guys have talked.

693
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:45,760
Speaker 1: About schedule today?

694
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 2: You know?

695
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:53,880
Speaker 3: But I was my process. I was saying that now

696
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:56,160
Speaker 3: because I was I was basically just hanging out. I

697
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 3: also like took touring off, so I didn't turtle and

698
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 3: I just I acted in a couple things, but there

699
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 3: was not My schedule was pretty much just wake up,

700
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 3: go for like nice little long walks, go to the

701
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 3: fucking farmers market, cook, you know, grill out. Like I

702
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 3: was having such a healthy, incredible and I was like

703
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 3: dropping weight and feeling good and like feeling creative. And

704
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 3: then I came back and I was like all right,

705
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 3: and I started doing stand up again three weeks ago,

706
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:25,480
Speaker 3: and my life has instantly fallen apart instant. I mean

707
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 3: it's not just that, it's like we're we're shooting tires.

708
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 3: I have a indie movie. Let's start a cult coming

709
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 3: out which people please come, you know, please, yes.

710
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:37,959
Speaker 2: Thank you for promoting, thank you sing time here.

711
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 1: I did actually get this information and forgot to say no.

712
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 4: I forgot too. We were into the zone.

713
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:46,600
Speaker 3: I would prefer talking about fucking Patty Lapone over promoting

714
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 3: as well. But uh yeah, and so I have to

715
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 3: I just did I either, I'm a man of extremes,

716
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:54,840
Speaker 3: is what I'm realizing. And like I went from doing

717
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:58,040
Speaker 3: nothing to doing four things and there's no and I

718
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:00,240
Speaker 3: could stay so I haven't, even though I've wanted.

719
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 2: To get fucked up.

720
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 4: When I feel the stressed.

721
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 3: That's been fine, But the first thing that goes is

722
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 3: eating like a fucking like and it hasn't gotten too bad.

723
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 3: I'm still in that phrase phase where you're still trying

724
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 3: to create something unhealthy out of your healthy ingredients. So

725
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 3: I'm like putting like mashing like protein bars into halo

726
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:20,480
Speaker 3: top and you know what I mean, like pretending it's

727
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:23,120
Speaker 3: a deq blizzard, you know, and putting a little bit

728
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 3: of peanut butter. But my demons are doing push ups

729
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,760
Speaker 3: getting ready for that first seamless order.

730
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 4: You know what I mean, They're getting ready.

731
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 2: Crazy how easy it is for good habits to just

732
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 2: so fast so fast.

733
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 3: I worked hard as fuck for like six months, and

734
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:41,440
Speaker 3: it took two weeks of like just being sort of

735
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 3: stressed out and and like just not even just having

736
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 3: to have a schedule.

737
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like, fuck, I got it.

738
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 3: Ye.

739
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 2: That thing is like when you develop good habits when

740
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 2: you're unemployed. This happened to me too, because I like

741
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 2: was unemployed for an extended period of time and then

742
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 2: got a job. I was like, oh, so it wasn't

743
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 2: that I was like becoming a better person. It was

744
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 2: that like the only way to not be suicidal to

745
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 2: go to the gym because my career was in the trash.

746
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, well that's the Greek mindset. We're not meant

747
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:10,520
Speaker 3: to work, no meant we're meant to fucking philosophy.

748
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 1: And you're doing that thing where you're saying this is

749
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 1: a cultural thing.

750
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, you wouldn't be able to hang

751
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 3: out the way we could hang out. I promise that's

752
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,520
Speaker 3: the thing. I could do nothing forever and I would

753
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 3: be fine, but not just nothing.

754
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 2: The more the more we do nothing, the more entitled

755
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:30,480
Speaker 2: we feel to be prescriptive of everyone else's behavior. It's

756
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 2: like we gain power through lethargy, Like we're just like

757
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 2: having having Like it's like you're sitting at a cafe.

758
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 2: You're having coffee in the morning uzo and four hour coffee.

759
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:42,640
Speaker 3: By four hour coffee, you would start shaking it two

760
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 3: and a half hours.

761
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 4: I'm just getting started two and a half.

762
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 2: They're also bumping themselves up with caffee, and you're like,

763
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 2: how are all?

764
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 3: And maybe then you take a nap, you drink coffee

765
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 3: for four hours, do nothing all day, and then you're like,

766
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 3: the sun's out, the sun's at his highest point.

767
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 4: Time to nap, and then they get up and fucking

768
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 4: have dinner at eleven p m.

769
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 2: Wake up after that two sub black yat Yeah, then

770
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 2: go to the beach, but the beach.

771
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 3: From from like six fifteen to six forty five, just

772
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,839
Speaker 3: to get the salt in. You know what I mean,

773
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,440
Speaker 3: the sun's going down. They got it all during that

774
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:12,839
Speaker 3: half hour.

775
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,400
Speaker 2: Like god. Greece is the most beautiful country in the world.

776
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:20,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wish man one day, one day, I'll get there.

777
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 1: I do think I like not working, of course, but

778
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,919
Speaker 1: I don't like I actually do get very annoyed when

779
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,719
Speaker 1: a country has a relaxed service industry.

780
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh you got that.

781
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 1: I can't I go buck. I get like mad in

782
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,239
Speaker 1: a way that is like unnatural.

783
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 4: That you got got to solve that.

784
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 2: I get upset when America has a bad like true

785
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 2: because because when I'm in America, I'm like, Okay, so

786
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 2: we're not having fun here, like we're expected to literally

787
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:48,359
Speaker 2: kill ourselves to you know, have health care.

788
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:48,759
Speaker 1: Yep.

789
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:52,400
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna get that latte fans time, yes, Yeah,

790
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 2: Like in Greece, I'm like, all right, there's a given

791
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:55,560
Speaker 2: take like we're all chilling.

792
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm that's fully how I feel. Yeah, and that's yeah,

793
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:01,319
Speaker 3: you're just chilling. That's you have to you know, yes,

794
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:04,759
Speaker 3: the meal ends. Put another forty minutes until you get

795
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:06,719
Speaker 3: the bill minimum.

796
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 2: My favorite is, especially growing up, like we've done it again,

797
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 2: by the way, yeah.

798
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 5: Of course one and then like no, no, So let's

799
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,279
Speaker 5: say go to a restaurant, okay, and you're like, how

800
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 5: you know when's the next table for six is gonna

801
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 5: be available?

802
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 2: The waitress will be like, well, you know, they just

803
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,960
Speaker 2: finished dessert, so you know they're gonna have want to

804
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:32,760
Speaker 2: have a cigarette, So probably forty five minutes. Yeah, that's awesome.

805
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 1: All right, speaking of chilling, Speaking of chilling, should we

806
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 1: get into the Yeah, let's do it, and yeah, please

807
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,359
Speaker 1: tell us what your topic is and what is straight

808
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 1: about it to you?

809
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:45,760
Speaker 3: Well, I my topic is the man cave. The concept

810
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 3: of the man cave, which isn't incredible. It is one

811
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 3: of the it's one of these things that I do

812
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 3: in theory think is awesome. Sure, but it also is

813
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 3: like proof and how much so many straight couples just

814
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 3: hate each other, you know what I mean? It's like

815
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 3: it's like one of the most clear like, oh, you

816
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 3: need a completely separate space that your wife is not

817
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 3: allowed to ever go into to have a good time,

818
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 3: which is so it's like, but the elements of the

819
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 3: man cave are incredible, big ass TV, comfortable fucking chairs,

820
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 3: a little mini fridge, you know what I mean, with.

821
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:21,400
Speaker 1: The redliest decor you could ever imagine.

822
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 3: I see my man cave is more of a woodsy feel.

823
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 3: Oh you know my entire decor style, but you know

824
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 3: what I mean, like that like kind of feels like

825
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 3: the den or like.

826
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 1: This taste your room, you know what I mean.

827
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, And so I love I love every element of

828
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 3: the man Cave. So that's why I just thought it

829
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:43,440
Speaker 3: was a very interesting topic for as a straight topic,

830
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 3: because it's good I think in theory, but it also

831
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:49,959
Speaker 3: just shows how much, like you know, just so many

832
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 3: couples in America HATI truly despine.

833
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:56,840
Speaker 1: I do think there's something like the despising is a

834
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 1: very smart point. And I even think like culturally, I'm like, oh,

835
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:01,880
Speaker 1: I think I see I'm you saying that. I'm like,

836
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 1: I see the value in it right this second. Because

837
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:07,719
Speaker 1: straight couples can't have conversations really like they can't be

838
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:11,200
Speaker 1: like they can't be like, hey, I need some space tonight. Yeah,

839
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:13,920
Speaker 1: so you have to be like I have have to

840
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:14,880
Speaker 1: build a new house.

841
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 2: So much this so many traditions are like or it's

842
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 2: like the woman will have girls' night and she's like,

843
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:25,400
Speaker 2: well it's sacred. Once a month we go and get trashed, maita.

844
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 2: It's like and if I don't do that, I'll go ahead.

845
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 2: They each like the language of marriage is so prison like.

846
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 2: It's like we need If she doesn't get her break,

847
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 2: she'll snap, and if he doesn't get his break, he'll snap.

848
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:40,960
Speaker 1: And one like does need a break, One does need

849
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:44,959
Speaker 1: like alone time to feel some autonomy. But there's also

850
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 1: like you could just you don't have to have it

851
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,080
Speaker 1: be like I have to do my girl's night.

852
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 2: It's this organic thing, like the perfect relationship. It's just

853
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:56,120
Speaker 2: like everyone's sort of nose like, oh, I see what

854
00:37:56,440 --> 00:38:00,359
Speaker 2: I'm watching something my show in the living room, which

855
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:02,400
Speaker 2: he doesn't like, and I know that we have slightly

856
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 2: different tastes. So he's just sort of like quietly going

857
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:05,960
Speaker 2: to go to the bedroom beyond his laptop and that's

858
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 2: not a big deal.

859
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:09,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, or even like just

860
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:11,279
Speaker 3: go outside and go for a while, go for a

861
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 3: drink with a friend or whatever.

862
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:14,479
Speaker 4: Exactly, Yes, in a perfect world.

863
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:17,959
Speaker 3: But yeah, you can't have you can't play it by ear.

864
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 3: It has to almost be written into the constitution of

865
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:22,279
Speaker 3: the marriage. It's like you.

866
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 4: Are not allowed in here, you know what I mean?

867
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, very not improv based.

868
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:30,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but I do. Having said that, I love

869
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:34,320
Speaker 3: I do want a huge TV sure, and a fucking

870
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:38,440
Speaker 3: like comfy ass ergonomic chair and a mini fridge and

871
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:41,319
Speaker 3: like just that stuff to me is important. And so

872
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 3: it's like I've tried to just kind of sprinkle it

873
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:49,600
Speaker 3: into just the core of a regular house, yeah, to

874
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:51,719
Speaker 3: just make it so it's like, yeah, this there are

875
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:54,719
Speaker 3: there are things to learn from the man cave, you

876
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 3: know what I mean, the comfort, the apps comfort above

877
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 3: all else.

878
00:38:58,320 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 1: Well, I and this is part of what's straight about

879
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,359
Speaker 1: it too, is it. It's like a little boy's dream

880
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,840
Speaker 1: of what his house is. And it's like, you know,

881
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 1: women have to grow up whereas.

882
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:11,359
Speaker 2: Well, that's one between men and women. As as what's

883
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 2: her name? Said Dua Lipa said boys will be boys,

884
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 2: but girls will be women. So well, the other thing

885
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 2: is you know, part of decor is expressing yourself to

886
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 2: the world. It's where you welcome guests, it's where it's

887
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:25,960
Speaker 2: how people see like, oh, this is what this couple

888
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:28,399
Speaker 2: is all about. But the thing about a man cave

889
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:30,839
Speaker 2: is like it's the man's biggest dream because you don't

890
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:33,400
Speaker 2: have to show it. Like it's like my little secret.

891
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:37,319
Speaker 2: Like I don't have to put a little throw If

892
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:40,719
Speaker 2: I spill beer on the couch, I'm leaving it there.

893
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:41,240
Speaker 3: Interesting.

894
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, wow, isn't it isn't it?

895
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 2: See? But then you have your boys.

896
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:45,839
Speaker 3: Is the bull?

897
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 2: It's for the bull.

898
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:49,400
Speaker 3: It's like being like, dude, check this out, and you

899
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 3: might not even like some of the I'm with you.

900
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 3: That actually is the true platonic ideal of the man

901
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,240
Speaker 3: cave is no one gets.

902
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:57,400
Speaker 2: To see it.

903
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:00,319
Speaker 3: You get to actually live as you are. But even

904
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:03,360
Speaker 3: the man cave is subject to the whims of the boys.

905
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 1: You know.

906
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:08,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, there is no actual which is it's no.

907
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 2: That's interesting. It's like you think you're escaping you know,

908
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:16,160
Speaker 2: social criticism and stuff, but in fact it's just the

909
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 2: male version of a woman being like, well, I got

910
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 2: the expensive dress and I hope everyone notices.

911
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I feel this way with like gay

912
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 1: decor a lot too, where it's like we think we're

913
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 1: like transcending all norms, and it's like, no, we're just

914
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 1: creating the new gain.

915
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,400
Speaker 2: Norm like which will become the new straight norms and

916
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 2: approximate because.

917
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 1: All of our houses are like quirky in the same ways,

918
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 1: and like we always give me some examples here so

919
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 1: I can steal.

920
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 3: So canna be ahead of the straight curve and just

921
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 3: kind of steal immediately.

922
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 2: Let's see. Well, you know, a big thing is vintage

923
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 2: versus new. I feel like vintage finds is a huge

924
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:53,280
Speaker 2: part of gay.

925
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,520
Speaker 3: And that's big pieces. You want big vintage pieces or

926
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 3: do you want to like accent I.

927
00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 2: Would say, I would say couch. Well, we got a

928
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,759
Speaker 2: vintage couch once and it was stunning, but it was

929
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 2: so uncomfortable we had to return it.

930
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's an issue, and I definitely

931
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,720
Speaker 3: think that's where I draw the line. I can't the couch,

932
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:16,080
Speaker 3: although that's having become a chair for me guy, right,

933
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:18,279
Speaker 3: because I bought I bought a chair because I was

934
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 3: like watching so much. One time I threw my back

935
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:23,799
Speaker 3: out because I watched television for ten straight hours, and

936
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:25,839
Speaker 3: I was like, I need a special chair for this.

937
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:30,719
Speaker 2: I like that is the conclusion, Like, wait a minute,

938
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 2: I need a special chair.

939
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:34,759
Speaker 3: Sometimes you're gonna want to watch four movies, George, you

940
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:36,280
Speaker 3: know that, And it was movie.

941
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 2: It was moving that I respect. Yeah, I think more

942
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:41,600
Speaker 2: people should be watching four movies rather than spending ten

943
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:42,800
Speaker 2: hours watching Love is Blind.

944
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 3: Oh enough judgment. And obviously sports is the other one.

945
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:48,800
Speaker 3: I can really crank a sports day. But a sports

946
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:52,319
Speaker 3: day to me includes grilling. It includes getting up, getting

947
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 3: a fucking little bevy. You're actually moving a little bit,

948
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:58,440
Speaker 3: You're tense if it's your team, I'm you know, I'm

949
00:41:58,520 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 3: fucking pacing around.

950
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 4: So it actually is movies. To me, that's the biggest.

951
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 3: I can just sit in front of the TV for

952
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:08,319
Speaker 3: ten hours kind of thing. But anyway, because I got

953
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:11,600
Speaker 3: I have a I've just become an expensive chair for me. Guy,

954
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 3: I think I could maybe go couch more for for

955
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 3: the eye. But still, I just because comfort is such

956
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 3: a core value of mine, I want my guests to

957
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,960
Speaker 3: also be incredibly comfortable. So I don't think I could

958
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 3: do like a fun you know, green couch or some

959
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 3: ship that feels bad on your back the delivery of

960
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 3: that couch, or.

961
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 4: I've seen a couple of green couches.

962
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's the biggest. Sometimes I'm like, I'm

963
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,760
Speaker 1: not a real gay guy because my couch is comfortable.

964
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 1: It would be like every every time guys come over,

965
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:51,520
Speaker 1: I'm like.

966
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:55,000
Speaker 3: Sorry, sorry, sorry to provide lumbar support.

967
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 2: What color is your couch currently?

968
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 1: I just got like a new well a second hand couch,

969
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 1: of course, but it's like brown leather.

970
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 2: Okay, is your couch It's like a gray exactly. So

971
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:09,319
Speaker 2: one of the big things is I feel like the

972
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 2: one color a couch, a gay couch camp be is graying,

973
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 2: specifically a darker gray. There's something you could do with

974
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:20,279
Speaker 2: a more like not silver, what's the word I'm looking for,

975
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:23,440
Speaker 2: Like a more like a light gray that's almost in

976
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 2: jeweled like, but all straight men gravitate towards dark gray couches. Interesting,

977
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:33,759
Speaker 2: and there's something so like dorm and teen.

978
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 3: Well that's what's so what my couch is is. So

979
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 3: I've been in the same apartment for ten years now.

980
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:41,719
Speaker 3: I moved to Queen's with I moved into a three

981
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:42,760
Speaker 3: bedroom with three.

982
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:42,959
Speaker 4: Of my friends.

983
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 3: So there's four of us and Our first couch was

984
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:50,799
Speaker 3: I was subletting a place and my bed was a

985
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 3: gray Ikea couch that there was a pull out, and

986
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,759
Speaker 3: I was like, hey, guys, they said I could have

987
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 3: the couch. Should this be our couch? And so we

988
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:00,760
Speaker 3: just all got used to a gray couch in that corner,

989
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 3: and then now I got and then you know, year

990
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,160
Speaker 3: ten years later, it's just me right. So it's like

991
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:09,760
Speaker 3: everything is just a much better version of the Ikea

992
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 3: stuff I had, Like it is expensive, it is nice,

993
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:17,280
Speaker 3: like it actually does look nice, but it is the

994
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:20,080
Speaker 3: best version of that Ikea catch like a I don't know,

995
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:22,239
Speaker 3: room and board or some shit, and it's like, but

996
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 3: it is a gray, big ass sectional for having all

997
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:29,960
Speaker 3: like all my it's such a big ass couch. Me

998
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 3: and like my four best friends who are huge men

999
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:35,840
Speaker 3: can all fit into it. It's comfortable, but again above

1000
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:36,239
Speaker 3: all else.

1001
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 2: So by the way, we have a room boards sexual

1002
00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:40,000
Speaker 2: so we can find there.

1003
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,880
Speaker 3: We're great and you know what, you know what, I

1004
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 3: just realize I have in Baltimore. So in being New York,

1005
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 3: I have a great couch, but Baltimore, I have a place.

1006
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:50,719
Speaker 3: And we wanted to feel like a vacation home, so

1007
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,759
Speaker 3: I do have it's kind of it is actually maybe

1008
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 3: I was sending shots to myself. It is kind of green.

1009
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 3: It's like more blue. It's like an Aqua Marie. But

1010
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 3: it was but the idea was like, you know, vacation

1011
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 3: home in Baltimore kind of thing.

1012
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:07,279
Speaker 4: So but I guess I was thinking vintage high back,

1013
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:08,839
Speaker 4: weird shape green.

1014
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:14,319
Speaker 2: I do think that like for straight men they think

1015
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:16,880
Speaker 2: neutral is gray, and for gay men they think neutral

1016
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 2: is the beige brown like spectrum. Like it's it's like

1017
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 2: absolutely and I think I think is kind of a

1018
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:32,480
Speaker 2: choice exactly. Both of them want the same thing, which

1019
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 2: is like neutrals. So that then on top of it,

1020
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 2: you can have a fun poster, you can have a

1021
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 2: fun frame thing, you can have a fun pillow, and

1022
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 2: so the goal is the same. But this is, you know,

1023
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 2: their mind works in different ways, where straight men are

1024
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 2: just like, all right, so like a sort of T

1025
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 2: shirt material dark gray.

1026
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 1: Yep, this is maybe now that there's a straight guy

1027
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:58,920
Speaker 1: on the podcast, Yeah, I'm like questioning judgment.

1028
00:45:59,040 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 3: Let's chat.

1029
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:03,400
Speaker 1: But there is something where I'm like, I sometimes think

1030
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 1: straight men's decor is informed by like this is a

1031
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:10,160
Speaker 1: placeholder until wife gets here because wife will do everything.

1032
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 3: Yeah see I guess I mean, yes, I just am

1033
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 3: not that like I who know, the wife is not

1034
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:19,880
Speaker 3: on the horizon. I've I'm I have had. I'm a

1035
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:22,839
Speaker 3: more of a Peter Pan straight guy. They can't even

1036
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:26,320
Speaker 3: fathom like having a family and responsibilities.

1037
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 2: So I do aga, I'm gay coated yeah yeah, yeah,

1038
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 2: a little bit.

1039
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:34,759
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah. And so I and I just want to

1040
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:37,880
Speaker 3: be the kind of person who has some taste, you

1041
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:39,839
Speaker 3: know what I mean, Like I want to, I don't

1042
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 3: want I want when a woman comes into my life,

1043
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:44,359
Speaker 3: I want there to be like an argument over how

1044
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:45,320
Speaker 3: things look. I don't want to.

1045
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 2: But that's like the classic bachelor mentality is like, and

1046
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:51,920
Speaker 2: that's what that's where, you know, the sort of more

1047
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:55,239
Speaker 2: sophisticated version of man cave, which is bachelor path. Yeah yeah,

1048
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:58,719
Speaker 2: a man that has decided I'm gonna have taste.

1049
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 4: Okay, because that's what I'm working on right now.

1050
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 3: I'm like, I got Rugs were a big thing that

1051
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 3: I got into, like because my mom also grew up.

1052
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 3: When I was growing up, my mom was repairing like

1053
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 3: Persian oriental rugs. That was her gig. She's awaits at

1054
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 3: a Greek restaurant and she would repair rugs. So I

1055
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 3: spent a lot of my time as a little kid

1056
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:17,759
Speaker 3: just like running around this like antique rug store. So

1057
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 3: I really do like those aesthetics. And I bought a

1058
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:23,480
Speaker 3: bunch of nice rugs for my place. And now I'm

1059
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 3: trying to get into fucking art, but it's like I

1060
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,359
Speaker 3: don't know where to buy hard, you know what I mean,

1061
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 3: Like where do I do it?

1062
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:30,719
Speaker 1: Well? One thing that this is made me think of

1063
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:33,840
Speaker 1: is that, like you know, like peacocking, Like when like

1064
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 1: peacocks like have the big feathers to attract mates, like

1065
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:40,080
Speaker 1: two straight men that want a wife actively not developed

1066
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 1: taste to show that they're open to a partner.

1067
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:45,239
Speaker 3: Reverse peacock, because you guys are right, I know you

1068
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 3: said that, And I know a few guys that it's

1069
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:51,080
Speaker 3: like their wife will come in when they find one

1070
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 3: and just absolutely everything is just the nicest thing they

1071
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:57,719
Speaker 3: sell at Target is what their house looks like, and

1072
00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:59,799
Speaker 3: they're just ready for a woman to just tell them

1073
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:00,800
Speaker 3: how to fucking no.

1074
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:02,759
Speaker 2: The placeholder thing really is so real.

1075
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, reverse peacock, because there is I have.

1076
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:10,560
Speaker 3: Are there definitely certain things that I like my big

1077
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 3: ass chair. That's and then maybe to come back around

1078
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 3: to the man cave situation, I don't want to live,

1079
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 3: you know, when I find a relationship, I don't want

1080
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:22,440
Speaker 3: to be sequestered to the man cave. So I'm trying

1081
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 3: to figure out a way to sort of make man

1082
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:30,760
Speaker 3: cave the necessary man cave elements. I'm trying to fold

1083
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:32,759
Speaker 3: them into a reasonable living room.

1084
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:35,319
Speaker 2: So that's the bachelor pad. Then, okay, don't you think

1085
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:38,799
Speaker 2: maybe I sort of think like when you like a

1086
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:43,799
Speaker 2: man cave is for a bachelor pad, is making a

1087
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:48,320
Speaker 2: man cave presentable and sheep and hospitable.

1088
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:51,759
Speaker 3: To it's suburban man cave is way more like suburban excerbs,

1089
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 3: like you know what I mean. Whereas like like for example,

1090
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 3: instead of a big ass recliner, it is an expensive,

1091
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 3: like fucking Norwegian chair chair, yeah, something like that, but

1092
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:04,440
Speaker 3: that is is just as comfortable. And instead of a

1093
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 3: huge TV, I have a fucking projector all of a

1094
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:09,839
Speaker 3: sudden projector it's like we're in a movie theater. It's

1095
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 3: still just one hundred inch television. Yeah I still watch,

1096
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,720
Speaker 3: you know, but you know, it's like a woman sees

1097
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:17,400
Speaker 3: like a frame and it's like what's that? And then

1098
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 3: you fucking a projector starts up and it's like, wow,

1099
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:23,440
Speaker 3: this guy's fucking he's a film. He's a fucking you know,

1100
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 3: a cinephon file. You know, I'm usually watching sports on it.

1101
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 3: But that's nobody needs to know.

1102
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:29,640
Speaker 2: That, you know what I mean.

1103
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:33,920
Speaker 3: I'm watching Found it Down movies in a row and

1104
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:39,279
Speaker 3: that's once a month. Yeah, because my back is still

1105
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:41,640
Speaker 3: kind of fucked up from it. But but yeah, anyway,

1106
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:44,479
Speaker 3: so that's but I the bachelor anyway, the I didn't

1107
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:47,200
Speaker 3: think about the bachelor pad as a maybe And maybe

1108
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 3: I say this now because I am a bachelor, but

1109
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:52,359
Speaker 3: maybe inevitably I will just end up with a man cave.

1110
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 4: Maybe I'm fighting, I'm fighting.

1111
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 2: I wonder.

1112
00:49:55,719 --> 00:49:59,439
Speaker 1: I mean, we'll see hopefully, you know, when you when

1113
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:03,239
Speaker 1: you find the one, maybe you're your perfect Uh, the

1114
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:04,399
Speaker 1: esthetics will match.

1115
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think so.

1116
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:12,200
Speaker 3: I recently realized that when people want to get married,

1117
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:15,600
Speaker 3: they are not thinking of a bad marriage. Like I

1118
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:20,760
Speaker 3: couldn't understand why, you know what I mean? Like I

1119
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:23,319
Speaker 3: until this year, I was like, I don't get it.

1120
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 3: Everybody want that. Everybody's parents that I knew hated each

1121
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:30,760
Speaker 3: other got divorced, cheated on each other. And then I realized, wait,

1122
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 3: they're not imagining that. They're just imagining I want to

1123
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 3: be with the person who loves me the most and

1124
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:38,799
Speaker 3: cares for me. It's like, oh wait, yeah, that would

1125
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 3: be fucking awesome if you find someone that's perfect for you.

1126
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:43,320
Speaker 4: I think it's a little naive.

1127
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:45,400
Speaker 2: It's the biggest denial of reality.

1128
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:47,560
Speaker 1: That's yeah.

1129
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:50,480
Speaker 2: Well it's so it's truly like one of the last

1130
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:54,880
Speaker 2: remaining like uh, magical thinking things we have, Like everyone

1131
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 2: has become so cynical, and yet somehow people still believe,

1132
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:01,360
Speaker 2: miraculously after so much of into the contrary that marriage

1133
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 2: will work. Yeah.

1134
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:06,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, And to me literally feels like like you have

1135
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 1: to like, hey, do your hours, Like yeah, I really

1136
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 1: felt like like taking my driver's test or something where

1137
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:13,640
Speaker 1: it's like I need to get like seventy two hours

1138
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 1: before I can like really take this test. And it

1139
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 1: felt like like I was like, I don't want to

1140
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,520
Speaker 1: get married till we've been together for so long that

1141
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:23,400
Speaker 1: it's boring interesting that I'm not like thinking about it

1142
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:26,399
Speaker 1: in like a magical way, right, Yeah, it just.

1143
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:28,880
Speaker 3: Makes sense at the point, which is true, Like sometimes

1144
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:31,680
Speaker 3: you just see couple like I remember, I would just

1145
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 3: you just see couples that you're like, that's never gonna work.

1146
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:36,760
Speaker 3: And then just by the fact that they stay together,

1147
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 3: you inevitably get closer. Yeah, and then maybe you figure

1148
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 3: maybe like over time, it's like huh, I get like

1149
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:47,359
Speaker 3: they took something that had not as much natural compatibility,

1150
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:50,279
Speaker 3: but over time they did actually work on it like

1151
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:52,960
Speaker 3: adults and not tr And I was like, so that's also,

1152
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,279
Speaker 3: and it's just taking me this long I'm thirty five

1153
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:57,759
Speaker 3: to even consider that it might be possible.

1154
00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:02,280
Speaker 2: I actually think often people who are sort of find

1155
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:04,360
Speaker 2: themselves in a position to get married and do it

1156
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:07,319
Speaker 2: by default have a happier marriage than those who like

1157
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 2: fall deeply in love because it becomes more of like

1158
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:10,799
Speaker 2: a business partner.

1159
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:13,240
Speaker 1: It's almost like the new arranged marriage. Yeah, self arranged.

1160
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:15,440
Speaker 2: I mean when I I one time asked my grandmother like,

1161
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:18,120
Speaker 2: how did you and grab me? And she said, you know,

1162
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 2: in that day, boys would whistle outside your window, and

1163
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:27,879
Speaker 2: he was good at whistling and then married a month later.

1164
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, your parents, She was like yeah.

1165
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:32,000
Speaker 1: She was literally like I was.

1166
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:36,680
Speaker 3: He had the most incredible mating dance, and I mean

1167
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 3: it literally is mating.

1168
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:40,400
Speaker 2: That's incredible, said the boys would whistle, and he was

1169
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 2: good at whistling. Oh, like, my god, And now you've

1170
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:46,840
Speaker 2: been married for like seven years and have two children and.

1171
00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:48,359
Speaker 1: Well now I know she's crying on the phone all

1172
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:48,759
Speaker 1: the time.

1173
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:52,720
Speaker 3: Yeah no, but they like me. It was like stop,

1174
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:56,520
Speaker 3: she built a relationship on a whistle. It is true, though,

1175
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:59,440
Speaker 3: It's like the more the way, like why are we depressed,

1176
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:03,120
Speaker 3: because like you're not just in a like scavenging berries

1177
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:05,480
Speaker 3: and trying to survive. It's the same thing of like

1178
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:10,359
Speaker 3: why why why aren't relationships fulfilling? It's like because you know,

1179
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:13,279
Speaker 3: they're not like those old relationships, like well you just

1180
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 3: do get married. It's something that happens and you just

1181
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:18,040
Speaker 3: like make It's like you know, you just make the

1182
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:18,480
Speaker 3: best of it.

1183
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:20,640
Speaker 1: We have too much choice, way too much choice.

1184
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:23,960
Speaker 3: But and that's and when you were saying do your

1185
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,279
Speaker 3: hours in a relationship, I was thinking of it the

1186
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:28,080
Speaker 3: other way because I feel like I've done my hours

1187
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:31,760
Speaker 3: in like being single, where I'm like, I know this sucks.

1188
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:33,680
Speaker 4: I know this is fucking horrible.

1189
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:37,840
Speaker 3: I know that like I've been destroyed any like idea

1190
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:40,919
Speaker 3: of true love or like the people that I've I've

1191
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:43,440
Speaker 3: really loved, it's like, oh, that didn't fucking work. And

1192
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 3: so it's like, well, you know, let's open up knowing

1193
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:49,840
Speaker 3: how horrible this is. It's like, is marriage going to

1194
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:52,960
Speaker 3: be bad worse than this? Probably not, honestly, even if

1195
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:55,680
Speaker 3: I'm not, even if I'm not super compatible with someone,

1196
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:58,640
Speaker 3: and I also know not to expect that level of like.

1197
00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:00,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, but then at the same time, there's a party

1198
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:00,919
Speaker 4: that's like.

1199
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:04,319
Speaker 3: But maybe you know what I mean, but maybe there

1200
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:05,879
Speaker 3: is no Actually.

1201
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:08,880
Speaker 1: I have a really really similar perspective on life in general,

1202
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 1: like optimism through pessimism.

1203
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:10,879
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1204
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:13,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's just like when things are you're like,

1205
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:17,040
Speaker 1: well everything is horrible, yeah, so maybe things will be better.

1206
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:18,239
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

1207
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:20,920
Speaker 1: If it sucks, that's okay because everything.

1208
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 2: So you guys are literally being the kid in American

1209
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:27,040
Speaker 2: Beauty who thinks the plastic bag is beautiful to be there.

1210
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:28,919
Speaker 1: I do think a plastic bag is beautiful your health,

1211
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:33,160
Speaker 1: that's probably Urgan tell her so true.

1212
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:36,560
Speaker 4: But anyway, so yeah.

1213
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:38,880
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, what we haven't talked about yet, which of

1214
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:41,440
Speaker 1: course is the other side of this binary, is the

1215
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:42,719
Speaker 1: she shed.

1216
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,600
Speaker 2: Okay, can I say I've never heard that trim in

1217
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:46,520
Speaker 2: my life. Really is that a thing that people say.

1218
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:48,239
Speaker 3: I have heard it, but it feels like one of

1219
00:54:48,239 --> 00:54:51,799
Speaker 3: those really forced like when people say jilling off, it's

1220
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:54,840
Speaker 3: like no one says so I just say a girl

1221
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:56,759
Speaker 3: jacked off, you know what I mean, Like that's what

1222
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:58,839
Speaker 3: it like. It just feels like one of those like

1223
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:01,839
Speaker 3: there's equivalence or everything. It's like, no, there isn't there's

1224
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:04,919
Speaker 3: no you know. But but having said that, I think

1225
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:09,000
Speaker 3: there's nothing I so I actually do think there's something

1226
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:12,560
Speaker 3: cool about the idea of people having separate bedrooms and

1227
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:16,040
Speaker 3: then just choosing to sleep at like same house, separate bedroom.

1228
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:18,520
Speaker 3: So it's like she shed you know, that's a horrible

1229
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 3: term that doesn't really exist. But I do think like

1230
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:26,200
Speaker 3: in a maybe in a healthy place, like everyone does

1231
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:28,360
Speaker 3: have their own little zone and it's maybe less of

1232
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:30,560
Speaker 3: a thing. It's just like you just happen to get

1233
00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 3: a house where like, hey, I'm in the garage more

1234
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:36,400
Speaker 3: and you get to your office is like your essential place,

1235
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:38,319
Speaker 3: and it's like, I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

1236
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:40,680
Speaker 3: Maybe that's maybe that's the biggest problem is all these

1237
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:43,239
Speaker 3: labels on these on these rooms.

1238
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:45,240
Speaker 4: In your house issue was branding issues.

1239
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:48,640
Speaker 1: Branding. I mean, I am sort of it right now.

1240
00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:53,640
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about like, okay, wait, is this only an

1241
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:56,239
Speaker 1: invention because Low's one day was like, we gotta sell

1242
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:57,759
Speaker 1: all these stupid.

1243
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:02,320
Speaker 2: Developed back to like when was man cave invented?

1244
00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:03,560
Speaker 1: Literally when was it?

1245
00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:06,480
Speaker 3: You're right, because all of these things, it probably is

1246
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:07,760
Speaker 3: a marketing thing because they're.

1247
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:09,040
Speaker 2: Just like, we just have to sell all this stupid

1248
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:11,479
Speaker 2: and it's and by the way, it's brilliant. Well, because

1249
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:14,279
Speaker 2: they're losing. You know, straight people would get married and

1250
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:16,960
Speaker 2: then men would not have I would not be able

1251
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,800
Speaker 2: to buy all the things they wanted. Woman was in

1252
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:20,439
Speaker 2: charge of the decor. You get a whole nother living

1253
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:23,640
Speaker 2: exactly like Okay, So first of all, it's fueling the

1254
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:24,600
Speaker 2: real estate markets that.

1255
00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:28,960
Speaker 4: They need one more bedroom of course, and sign the.

1256
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:31,160
Speaker 2: Way to get the economy back on track is to

1257
00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:33,880
Speaker 2: invent a new room that everyone has to have in

1258
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:35,960
Speaker 2: their house. What could it be? And it can be

1259
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,279
Speaker 2: queer inclusive.

1260
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:41,000
Speaker 3: To Okay, hmmm, this is tough.

1261
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:43,760
Speaker 4: Is a per person the poly Yeah.

1262
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:48,759
Speaker 1: That's what you said inclusive? That is where my mind went.

1263
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:50,120
Speaker 2: I need sex.

1264
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:53,640
Speaker 1: Actually everyone does need a sex like, imagine there was

1265
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:55,960
Speaker 1: a room to have sex in and then it would

1266
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:57,919
Speaker 1: be like okay fun. And also then when you didn't

1267
00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:00,760
Speaker 1: have sex and the sex room, you'd be like, we're crazy.

1268
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:00,799
Speaker 3: Right right right?

1269
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:01,720
Speaker 4: Isn't that your bedroom?

1270
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:04,719
Speaker 1: I guess you have the bedroom so like not sexy.

1271
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 1: It's like the bed is like where you sleep.

1272
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:15,120
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, do.

1273
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:17,320
Speaker 2: You feel do you relate to the like trope of

1274
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:21,240
Speaker 2: uh winding to have sex in many different rooms in

1275
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:21,760
Speaker 2: your house?

1276
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:24,840
Speaker 1: I feel like that's actually do Okay, I think it's

1277
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:27,640
Speaker 1: like I do as well. Yeah, it's a little especially

1278
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:28,960
Speaker 1: living room fine.

1279
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:30,760
Speaker 4: Getting sucked off in the kitchen, like what the hell

1280
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:31,520
Speaker 4: is going on here?

1281
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:32,680
Speaker 1: It's no, it's crazy.

1282
00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:34,280
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, like this.

1283
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:38,760
Speaker 1: Doesn't cancel dinner plans.

1284
00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:42,280
Speaker 3: Give it a whirl.

1285
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:46,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it is anything that's like a little

1286
00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:46,560
Speaker 4: you know.

1287
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:49,560
Speaker 3: That's also why I feel like people are more like

1288
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:51,720
Speaker 3: maybe there's again a straight thing, but I feel like

1289
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:56,760
Speaker 3: more adventurous. On vacation, you'll do some some freaky.

1290
00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:59,360
Speaker 2: Ship on vacation. Life is all about escape. Yeah yeah yeah,

1291
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:01,320
Speaker 2: do I scaped to my man cave? Do I escape?

1292
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:03,880
Speaker 2: On vacation? You get a honeymoon, Like it's like if

1293
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:05,800
Speaker 2: you sit still for more than two seconds, you're like

1294
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:06,880
Speaker 2: oh god, oh god, oh god.

1295
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:10,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, which I get gay people escape too. It's

1296
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:12,040
Speaker 1: just like through other partners, like.

1297
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:14,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're absolutely you guys haven't figured out you guys,

1298
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:17,000
Speaker 3: it's like shape people don't haven't developed.

1299
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:20,120
Speaker 4: Everything's oral tradition. There's no written language. You guys should

1300
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:20,760
Speaker 4: figured out.

1301
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:23,760
Speaker 3: The rules, you know what I mean, Like open getting

1302
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:27,880
Speaker 3: the instead of cheating. It's like, well, it's not technically cheating.

1303
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:29,320
Speaker 2: We talk about this all the time where we have

1304
00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:31,400
Speaker 2: to remind ourselves that cheating is a big deal. Like

1305
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:34,480
Speaker 2: when someone, you know, when like a you know woman friend, right,

1306
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:36,800
Speaker 2: he cheated, you have to be like, oh right, oh god,

1307
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:38,960
Speaker 2: kill him.

1308
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:45,439
Speaker 4: That is awesome. I respect that so much.

1309
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:48,640
Speaker 1: It's almost like condescending gay thing when someone's like I've

1310
00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:49,960
Speaker 1: been cheated on to be like, well, have you guys

1311
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,120
Speaker 1: considered openings.

1312
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:55,000
Speaker 2: The zone?

1313
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:57,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's fing awesome.

1314
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,520
Speaker 1: It's like just have a conversation about it.

1315
00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:00,880
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, who cares. You's just got a nut

1316
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:02,560
Speaker 4: off and then everything else is fine.

1317
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:03,919
Speaker 1: I'm sure he doesn't care about that girl.

1318
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:10,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's beautiful. That's a beautiful thing. You guys got

1319
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:13,000
Speaker 4: going on over there is confusing.

1320
00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:15,200
Speaker 1: It's confusing too because it is one of the things

1321
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:17,360
Speaker 1: that really does disconnect us from straight culture because like

1322
00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:20,080
Speaker 1: it'll be like a topic of conversation when you're with

1323
00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:23,200
Speaker 1: see people like who's likely to cheat? Like yeah, yeah, oh,

1324
00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:27,960
Speaker 1: who's like a morally bad person? And it's like like

1325
00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:30,080
Speaker 1: I don't know how to hop into those conversations.

1326
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:32,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like the currentcy It's like there's so much

1327
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:34,840
Speaker 3: sex inflation in with gay guys.

1328
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:38,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, where the currency is crazy. Yeah, it's like everything calls.

1329
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:41,080
Speaker 3: It's like when you, like you go to Argentina or whatever,

1330
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:43,280
Speaker 3: there was like twenty thousand dollars for a loaf of bread.

1331
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:46,480
Speaker 4: It's like one dollar of cheating and straight culture will

1332
00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:46,920
Speaker 4: ruin you.

1333
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:49,880
Speaker 3: But it's like a dollar of cheating a fuck you

1334
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:52,720
Speaker 3: have to really, you have to cheat so much. It

1335
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:55,760
Speaker 3: is a gay guy for to fucking register, you have

1336
00:59:55,800 --> 01:00:00,000
Speaker 3: to fuck like one thousand guys like ignore, ignore you're

1337
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:02,880
Speaker 3: a husband's calls for two years and then it's like

1338
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:05,480
Speaker 3: the equivalent of getting ahead and at a bar one

1339
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:06,800
Speaker 3: night from the straight couple and.

1340
01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:09,080
Speaker 2: That person's out with his girls and it's like, do

1341
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:12,640
Speaker 2: you guys think it's weird that I haven't seen him

1342
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:15,760
Speaker 2: in two years and he just got married to a

1343
01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:19,640
Speaker 2: different person in Nantucket and they're like sweedy, that is

1344
01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:22,959
Speaker 2: not okay, And then he's like, you guys are lame.

1345
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:23,960
Speaker 2: It's fine.

1346
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:27,120
Speaker 1: Sometimes when you're like trying to talk to someone about

1347
01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:29,640
Speaker 1: a relationship, it does like and unfortunately it does have

1348
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:32,000
Speaker 1: to be like a gay guy because you're like, only

1349
01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:34,280
Speaker 1: you will understand that this is what's normal and what's not.

1350
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:36,160
Speaker 4: Right, right right, yeah yeah.

1351
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:37,760
Speaker 1: Because I guess I had like a queer friendly like

1352
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:40,840
Speaker 1: therapist or something. They're like so wait, yeah, yeah yeah,

1353
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:42,360
Speaker 1: and you're like no, no, no.

1354
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:44,040
Speaker 2: I was talking about this. We were talking to this

1355
01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:46,360
Speaker 2: on the patron But after I got married, I was like, okay,

1356
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:49,720
Speaker 2: you know how classic straight guy getting married is, like

1357
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:52,840
Speaker 2: is attracted other women. But he's like, no, dude, like

1358
01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:55,200
Speaker 2: you got to make this rook, like don't yeah, yeah, yeah,

1359
01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:57,720
Speaker 2: you know, succumb to it. I was having the opposite

1360
01:00:57,720 --> 01:00:59,720
Speaker 2: thing where I was like, you know, because it was

1361
01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:01,920
Speaker 2: like to Lovely Week and everything. I was just like

1362
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:06,120
Speaker 2: I only cared about my husband. But I kept being

1363
01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:08,439
Speaker 2: like no, like you're gay, you have to like other

1364
01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:13,360
Speaker 2: times like I was like, I was like not attracted

1365
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:15,439
Speaker 2: to other people, and I was like, what the fuck,

1366
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:17,960
Speaker 2: Like you have to like fuck someone now?

1367
01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:24,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's tough, man. Everyone's culture is a prison anyway

1368
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:25,000
Speaker 3: you look at it.

1369
01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:25,680
Speaker 1: Now, It's true.

1370
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:27,760
Speaker 3: You can't just be you can't just be a romantic

1371
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:30,080
Speaker 3: for you know, three months. I have thought about that

1372
01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:33,240
Speaker 3: because I like, I've dated people in open relationships and

1373
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:35,440
Speaker 3: I'm like, when they get married, is there like a

1374
01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:38,160
Speaker 3: two month period where I'm not allowed to fuck them? Well,

1375
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:40,240
Speaker 3: I'm thinking, you know what I mean, like, should I

1376
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:42,439
Speaker 3: not hit her upt because because I see your ig

1377
01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:46,640
Speaker 3: he set her bachelor part Bachelorett. I mean, it does

1378
01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:48,520
Speaker 3: feel like there should be a small window.

1379
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:52,560
Speaker 2: I literally have just experienced this, and it's very funny

1380
01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:55,800
Speaker 2: to see in real time. We're like, okay, nobody move. Yeah,

1381
01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:02,880
Speaker 2: everyone's last message you with like something explicit, but the

1382
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:06,560
Speaker 2: next one is like CONGRATU. Yeah.

1383
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:09,760
Speaker 3: Is there an out of office gay married email where

1384
01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:11,800
Speaker 3: it's like, well, for the next four months, I won't

1385
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:13,920
Speaker 3: be getting sucked off by any of you guys, Like.

1386
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,480
Speaker 1: Four months, come on, I only have one.

1387
01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:18,360
Speaker 2: Line in the Midwest.

1388
01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:24,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is that is beautiful.

1389
01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:27,840
Speaker 1: It's honestly my approach to, like my thinking of sobriety.

1390
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:29,440
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm like, you know, it'd be amazing to be

1391
01:02:29,480 --> 01:02:32,040
Speaker 1: sober for like one month, Yeah, yeah, the whole year.

1392
01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:34,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn it.

1393
01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:37,200
Speaker 3: It's purely like almost to prove to myself I can

1394
01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:40,080
Speaker 3: do it. It's a kind of like a will power

1395
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:43,480
Speaker 3: challenge of because I've wanted to get fucked up so bad,

1396
01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:47,640
Speaker 3: especially especially the more stressed out. I'm like, it's gotten

1397
01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:49,760
Speaker 3: pretty like I'm like, it would be so nice to

1398
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:52,000
Speaker 3: just turn your brain off. That's what most of it

1399
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,640
Speaker 3: it is for me, is like just silence all the

1400
01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:58,120
Speaker 3: worry or whatever. But I've stuck to it. And then

1401
01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:00,160
Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean, I'll probably who knows what

1402
01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:04,000
Speaker 3: happens in that year. I'm hoping to not get as

1403
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:07,000
Speaker 3: fucked up, but I can't. I don't see myself ever

1404
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:10,320
Speaker 3: being a totally sober person. Like the thing that's gonna

1405
01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:13,160
Speaker 3: kill me is not getting high at ship. The week

1406
01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:17,160
Speaker 3: between Christmas and New Year's that fake week that doesn't exist.

1407
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:19,200
Speaker 2: When I tell you, I was literally thinking about how

1408
01:03:19,240 --> 01:03:21,520
Speaker 2: much I'm looking forward to that week. Yesterday I was

1409
01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:21,880
Speaker 2: just like.

1410
01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:26,040
Speaker 3: It's the best time and that's that's a fucking four movies.

1411
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:26,680
Speaker 4: A day week, right there.

1412
01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:30,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a fucking Christmas break. So good.

1413
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:32,680
Speaker 2: Literally the time I can be happy.

1414
01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:36,480
Speaker 3: On my eating left though, is watching movies, ordering out

1415
01:03:36,560 --> 01:03:39,480
Speaker 3: some bad ship too when you're done. I love it.

1416
01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:43,120
Speaker 4: So many desserts, so many different types of pie and cake.

1417
01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:44,360
Speaker 1: Damn awesome.

1418
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:47,080
Speaker 4: And I'm gonna be not high for that. And I'm

1419
01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:48,240
Speaker 4: not gonna eat that many desserts.

1420
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:49,439
Speaker 1: Do you take a break that week?

1421
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:51,080
Speaker 2: Sam, You're being such a bad.

1422
01:03:53,240 --> 01:03:56,160
Speaker 3: I have to prove it to myself, don't do it. Yeah,

1423
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:56,840
Speaker 3: one week.

1424
01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:58,919
Speaker 4: I have to prove it to myself that I can't

1425
01:03:59,000 --> 01:03:59,960
Speaker 4: love it, and then I'm back.

1426
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:01,640
Speaker 1: I have I'm really impressed.

1427
01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:03,760
Speaker 3: Thank you, fellows.

1428
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:06,840
Speaker 2: But here's a question. Yeah, and then we have to close.

1429
01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:10,320
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but here's the question coming. How has your

1430
01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:11,960
Speaker 2: dating life been since you got sober?

1431
01:04:12,040 --> 01:04:15,760
Speaker 1: That's a great question and so interview. Yeah, I love it.

1432
01:04:16,720 --> 01:04:19,000
Speaker 3: That's a good I to be honest with you. It's

1433
01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:21,200
Speaker 3: like the easiest thing in the world is to go

1434
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:22,120
Speaker 3: for drinks or whatever.

1435
01:04:22,160 --> 01:04:23,280
Speaker 4: But I don't know.

1436
01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:25,240
Speaker 3: My life's been weird in general, where it's like I

1437
01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:27,920
Speaker 3: don't have much of a social life, and so most

1438
01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:31,000
Speaker 3: of my dates have been like, you know, come over,

1439
01:04:31,080 --> 01:04:34,320
Speaker 3: Like I come over, I'll grill something because I'm trying

1440
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:35,920
Speaker 3: to be healthy too, so I'm not trying to eat out.

1441
01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:38,440
Speaker 3: I'm not trying to drink out. So it's like, so

1442
01:04:39,240 --> 01:04:42,000
Speaker 3: sometimes I meet somebody, if it's a complete stranger, you're

1443
01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:44,240
Speaker 3: not just inviting them to your fucking home, but you'll

1444
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:46,600
Speaker 3: just you know, go get a drink whatever, see what's up.

1445
01:04:47,720 --> 01:04:50,680
Speaker 3: Other times I have invited people directly into my home,

1446
01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:51,400
Speaker 3: you know, like.

1447
01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:52,880
Speaker 2: I I guess I haven't been doing gig.

1448
01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:54,160
Speaker 1: I haven't been.

1449
01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:57,280
Speaker 3: Kind Of when you get like when you get Internet famous,

1450
01:04:57,320 --> 01:04:59,280
Speaker 3: it is kind of like living like a gay guy.

1451
01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:03,320
Speaker 4: Su a lot of like mentally ill women on the Internet.

1452
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,680
Speaker 3: Who also behave like gay guys to just sort of

1453
01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:09,200
Speaker 3: come over, be like hey, send you nudes, and it's like.

1454
01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:11,320
Speaker 2: A lot of the Internet makes gay guys out of

1455
01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:11,680
Speaker 2: all of us.

1456
01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:13,720
Speaker 1: Yeah that's really interesting.

1457
01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:14,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1458
01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:17,720
Speaker 3: Yeah. So honestly, my dating life has been kind of like, uh,

1459
01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:23,440
Speaker 3: it's been it's been very very like, uh, even even

1460
01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:26,280
Speaker 3: people I've seen multiple times, it's like, hey, look I

1461
01:05:26,080 --> 01:05:28,800
Speaker 3: have I haven't lived in one city between Baltimore and

1462
01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:29,160
Speaker 3: New York.

1463
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:29,880
Speaker 4: I've been on the road.

1464
01:05:29,880 --> 01:05:31,640
Speaker 3: I've been shooting a couple of things in different cities.

1465
01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:34,280
Speaker 3: I'm about to go on tour, so it's like everything

1466
01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:36,960
Speaker 3: is very in flux. So it's like, you know, my

1467
01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:39,000
Speaker 3: dating life is just hey, if we hit it off,

1468
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:41,560
Speaker 3: come over, let's hang out. I'll grill up some marinated

1469
01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:44,040
Speaker 3: flank steak and some shashido peppers one of my go

1470
01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:47,040
Speaker 3: to one of my go to meals, little veggie, little

1471
01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:50,920
Speaker 3: fucking proteins. Uh and and then you know, I'll have

1472
01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:53,480
Speaker 3: I'll have. I want to be a good host, so

1473
01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:55,960
Speaker 3: I have like wine or like cocktails or whatever the fuck.

1474
01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:58,240
Speaker 3: But yeah, I honestly it's been kind of nice. I

1475
01:05:58,240 --> 01:05:59,760
Speaker 3: get to live like a gay Like I get to

1476
01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:02,720
Speaker 3: see just a little fraction of how you guys live.

1477
01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:05,280
Speaker 1: You know, my whole questions do gay guys hit you up?

1478
01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:07,200
Speaker 4: Not as much anymore?

1479
01:06:07,320 --> 01:06:11,200
Speaker 3: Okay, before I would say, before I was famous or

1480
01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:12,440
Speaker 3: I'm not famous, I.

1481
01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:14,520
Speaker 1: Remember when you were listened on, like by comedian.

1482
01:06:14,680 --> 01:06:16,840
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I was like out, did like

1483
01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:19,520
Speaker 3: a fucking listical on my Instagram, like and they were

1484
01:06:19,560 --> 01:06:24,040
Speaker 3: like or like before I had any kind of like

1485
01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:27,840
Speaker 3: anything going on, and it was just about my body,

1486
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:31,760
Speaker 3: like not about my like you know, successes or anything. Yeah,

1487
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:34,240
Speaker 3: purely the gay community was hitting me up and like,

1488
01:06:34,320 --> 01:06:38,360
Speaker 3: you know, three three women. And now it's like it's

1489
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:41,240
Speaker 3: a little more you know, you know, I think just

1490
01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:42,680
Speaker 3: the more people find out about you.

1491
01:06:42,680 --> 01:06:43,680
Speaker 4: The more they're gonna come.

1492
01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:46,200
Speaker 3: And I've also talked about I guess yeah a fucking

1493
01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:48,240
Speaker 3: women and not and people just assumed I was gay.

1494
01:06:48,320 --> 01:06:50,360
Speaker 3: I guess before when I was just nude on the internet.

1495
01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:52,920
Speaker 3: This is there's like ten years ago though, right, Like.

1496
01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:55,280
Speaker 1: You're really like, you know that the in Sexland City

1497
01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:57,880
Speaker 1: when Samantha is representing that actor whose name I'm forgetting, yeah,

1498
01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:01,080
Speaker 1: Smith Jarrett, and she's like, first you get because he

1499
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:03,960
Speaker 1: was like, why am I holding like gay vodka? And

1500
01:07:04,160 --> 01:07:06,120
Speaker 1: she was like, well, honey, first you get the gays,

1501
01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:07,280
Speaker 1: then you get the girls.

1502
01:07:07,560 --> 01:07:07,760
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1503
01:07:07,840 --> 01:07:12,280
Speaker 4: Now you're literally like yeah, literally not into that truly

1504
01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:13,120
Speaker 4: on TV.

1505
01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:15,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, it's like if you guys are obsessed with someone,

1506
01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:17,040
Speaker 1: it's like in ten years.

1507
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:20,600
Speaker 3: That is kind of what happened, because I was I

1508
01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:22,800
Speaker 3: had not like that was before come down, that was

1509
01:07:22,840 --> 01:07:26,520
Speaker 3: before like any I was just a feature comedian ten

1510
01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:27,040
Speaker 3: years ago.

1511
01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:31,080
Speaker 2: But you would post with Matteo fully constantly.

1512
01:07:31,160 --> 01:07:33,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know, I would have to say, for

1513
01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:36,080
Speaker 3: the record, I did him first. Okay, I would just

1514
01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:38,360
Speaker 3: like to say I brought Mateyo into the nude world.

1515
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:40,200
Speaker 3: There's a big argument. He's one of my best friends.

1516
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:42,600
Speaker 3: I love him with has a big argument. Of course,

1517
01:07:42,640 --> 01:07:46,000
Speaker 3: he's so sexy as hell carved out of marble. He's

1518
01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:48,880
Speaker 3: gonna take off. By the way, my account got banned

1519
01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:51,120
Speaker 3: because I was naked on it, and his he got like,

1520
01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:54,520
Speaker 3: you know, a million followers the next day. Little body,

1521
01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:59,240
Speaker 3: little little fat phobia in Zuckerberg's uh you know, in

1522
01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:03,600
Speaker 3: metas fuck algorithm, that's you know, that society whatever. But yeah,

1523
01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:06,760
Speaker 3: I would It's not like I don't understand why people

1524
01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:09,400
Speaker 3: thought I was gay. I was. I was like naked

1525
01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:11,000
Speaker 3: on the internet, and then I did that for a

1526
01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:13,200
Speaker 3: year and I was like, my hottest gay friend, why

1527
01:08:13,240 --> 01:08:15,920
Speaker 3: don't you fucking come over show those abs and you know,

1528
01:08:16,040 --> 01:08:18,599
Speaker 3: flop that dick around in my living room. So yeah,

1529
01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:21,439
Speaker 3: I think it's safe to assume I wasn't. I was

1530
01:08:21,479 --> 01:08:25,040
Speaker 3: a gay guy also, but you know whatever, you know,

1531
01:08:25,120 --> 01:08:27,960
Speaker 3: that's what happens, and I'm I'm happy, like and if

1532
01:08:27,960 --> 01:08:29,880
Speaker 3: anybody wants to beat off to me. No matter who

1533
01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:31,960
Speaker 3: you are, feel free. You have my you have my

1534
01:08:32,560 --> 01:08:34,320
Speaker 3: blanket permission to jack off to me.

1535
01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:38,000
Speaker 2: That's really empowering for a straight guy to call you

1536
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:39,719
Speaker 2: as a gay guy. For a straight guy, a straight

1537
01:08:39,720 --> 01:08:41,120
Speaker 2: friend to call you and be like, hey, want to

1538
01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:43,360
Speaker 2: come to a nude photo shoot in my apartment? That

1539
01:08:43,479 --> 01:08:45,720
Speaker 2: is like the plot of a porn Yeah.

1540
01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:49,040
Speaker 1: I don't think I would be the one.

1541
01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:53,040
Speaker 2: Thing all the straight guys. It's like, at this point

1542
01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:56,559
Speaker 2: I'm old enough to not like fantasize about my straight friends.

1543
01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:58,519
Speaker 2: But it's like, what if suddenly, as an adult, they

1544
01:08:58,520 --> 01:09:00,320
Speaker 2: were like, hey, come over and let's get Yeah.

1545
01:09:00,320 --> 01:09:03,600
Speaker 1: I don't fantasize to an extent like inviting the fantasy.

1546
01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:06,240
Speaker 3: Sure, sure, sure, yeah I get that if I mean

1547
01:09:06,320 --> 01:09:08,640
Speaker 3: just to flip it around. If like any woman was

1548
01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:10,519
Speaker 3: like do you want to be even if I didn't

1549
01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:11,639
Speaker 3: really want to fuck them, I'd be.

1550
01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:15,599
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, interesting, you know.

1551
01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:17,559
Speaker 3: But I don't know. I think we have a nice

1552
01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:19,719
Speaker 3: to have a good I don't think I missed type.

1553
01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:22,559
Speaker 3: I think he likes more just he's a chisel. He's

1554
01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:25,280
Speaker 3: more of a chiseled on chiseled guys, you know, so

1555
01:09:25,400 --> 01:09:27,720
Speaker 3: I think that was part of it. And yeah, he's

1556
01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:29,840
Speaker 3: got too masculine for me too, you know. Yeah, of

1557
01:09:29,880 --> 01:09:32,720
Speaker 3: course not not gonna work. So we were just there

1558
01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:35,760
Speaker 3: was no real sexual chemistry there just just too too bad,

1559
01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:40,160
Speaker 3: perfect bodies. Just just respect for our perfect bodies next

1560
01:09:40,160 --> 01:09:43,160
Speaker 3: to each other. So it was yeah, but it was great.

1561
01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:45,800
Speaker 3: I missed those days, those early days of just being

1562
01:09:45,840 --> 01:09:48,439
Speaker 3: a nude slut on the internet. No one really knew

1563
01:09:48,439 --> 01:09:51,360
Speaker 3: I was a comedian even literally, really.

1564
01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:54,520
Speaker 1: Pretty wild.

1565
01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:57,519
Speaker 3: I got the nude calendar, the twenty twenty five calendar coming.

1566
01:09:57,600 --> 01:10:01,280
Speaker 3: I don't calendar every year, so there's out there Instagram.

1567
01:10:01,320 --> 01:10:03,519
Speaker 3: Instagram will like take them down now, so I just

1568
01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:04,960
Speaker 3: I just sell the calendar.

1569
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:06,880
Speaker 4: So yeah, I am. I'll send you guys a couple

1570
01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:07,200
Speaker 4: of lease.

1571
01:10:07,560 --> 01:10:08,320
Speaker 2: I love that.

1572
01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:10,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be awesome. I'll put in the bathroom, please.

1573
01:10:10,680 --> 01:10:15,320
Speaker 2: I'll her in my man case. Yeah. Should we do

1574
01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:15,960
Speaker 2: our final table?

1575
01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:22,560
Speaker 1: Yes? So our final segment is called shout outs in

1576
01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:25,400
Speaker 1: the Grand Straight tradition love, we give a radio shout

1577
01:10:25,439 --> 01:10:27,920
Speaker 1: out to anything that we are enjoying. Imagine it's two

1578
01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:29,600
Speaker 1: thousand and one, you're at TRL shouting out to your

1579
01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:32,840
Speaker 1: squad back home. But about anything that you like, and

1580
01:10:33,240 --> 01:10:34,160
Speaker 1: I have one.

1581
01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:38,120
Speaker 2: Okay, go what's up freak solusions and perverts around the globe?

1582
01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:39,720
Speaker 1: I want to give a huge shout out to a

1583
01:10:39,760 --> 01:10:43,439
Speaker 1: good night's sleep. I have had a sleepless weekend, and

1584
01:10:43,479 --> 01:10:45,640
Speaker 1: in a way that was crazy because I started out

1585
01:10:45,680 --> 01:10:47,600
Speaker 1: really hungover and I said, damn, I'm gonna get a

1586
01:10:47,600 --> 01:10:50,320
Speaker 1: good night sleep tonight. Didn't slept for about four hours.

1587
01:10:50,479 --> 01:10:51,800
Speaker 1: Then the next night I was like, Okay, I've never

1588
01:10:51,800 --> 01:10:53,360
Speaker 1: been so tired in my life. I'm not to get

1589
01:10:53,400 --> 01:10:56,599
Speaker 1: a good night's sleep. Didn't another four hours? What is wrong?

1590
01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:59,599
Speaker 1: What is wrong? Yesterday? I thought I might die? And

1591
01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:02,360
Speaker 1: then I went and I slept at my friend Nick

1592
01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:05,719
Speaker 1: and Claire's apartment, and better believe, I felt so cozy

1593
01:11:05,840 --> 01:11:08,519
Speaker 1: that I slept right until eight thirty in the morning.

1594
01:11:08,920 --> 01:11:10,760
Speaker 1: And it was that type of sleep where you're like, oh,

1595
01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:13,040
Speaker 1: I'm like dizzy now, like it like kind of hurt

1596
01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:15,880
Speaker 1: to wake up. And I really feel that today I

1597
01:11:15,880 --> 01:11:17,920
Speaker 1: have a new lease on life and I can't wait

1598
01:11:17,960 --> 01:11:20,639
Speaker 1: to see what amazing business deals transpire with the rest

1599
01:11:20,680 --> 01:11:23,040
Speaker 1: of my afternoon shouts.

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01:11:22,880 --> 01:11:29,360
Speaker 5: Good night's sleep, Whooo, what's up crazy kids out there?

1601
01:11:29,439 --> 01:11:31,200
Speaker 2: I want to give a shout out to Okay. I

1602
01:11:31,240 --> 01:11:33,040
Speaker 2: was on a flight. First of all, I've been watching

1603
01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:35,320
Speaker 2: the most amazing movies on flights. Recently. I watched the

1604
01:11:35,320 --> 01:11:36,559
Speaker 2: film Thelma. Have you seen this?

1605
01:11:36,680 --> 01:11:39,160
Speaker 4: I was going to watch it, and then I didn't.

1606
01:11:39,160 --> 01:11:40,400
Speaker 4: I watch RoboCop instead.

1607
01:11:40,479 --> 01:11:43,680
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love Yeah, I was.

1608
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:46,000
Speaker 3: I was in London and they were showing it. I

1609
01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:47,280
Speaker 3: wanted to go see a movie in theaters and they

1610
01:11:47,320 --> 01:11:49,519
Speaker 3: were showing Thelma. But then I saw like, oh, they're

1611
01:11:49,520 --> 01:11:52,240
Speaker 3: also showing robot comp in the theater. So I saw RoboCop,

1612
01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:52,840
Speaker 3: but I want.

1613
01:11:52,720 --> 01:11:54,400
Speaker 2: To show it. Where is he? By the way, what

1614
01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:55,320
Speaker 2: was his last movie?

1615
01:11:55,400 --> 01:11:55,840
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1616
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:57,120
Speaker 4: Didn't you do something recently?

1617
01:11:57,280 --> 01:11:59,320
Speaker 2: You like l It is so good. I haven't seen

1618
01:11:59,400 --> 01:12:01,960
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'll see it. Ella is so okay,

1619
01:12:02,479 --> 01:12:04,960
Speaker 2: I'll watch it. I'll watch o. Thelma was incredible. But

1620
01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:07,120
Speaker 2: last night, when I was coming back from Chicago, I

1621
01:12:07,439 --> 01:12:11,920
Speaker 2: hit play on Freaky Friday It's plastic, and I was like,

1622
01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:14,280
Speaker 2: I feel like at this point it's so cliche to

1623
01:12:14,360 --> 01:12:17,120
Speaker 2: be nostalgic for like early odd stuff, and I was like,

1624
01:12:17,240 --> 01:12:19,840
Speaker 2: there's a reason it hits. This girl is a star.

1625
01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:22,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, well it hits because that was when you were young.

1626
01:12:22,520 --> 01:12:23,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it's not.

1627
01:12:24,200 --> 01:12:25,679
Speaker 2: I did have a moment where I was like, yeah,

1628
01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:30,080
Speaker 2: we're movies ever this or it's like yeah, if I

1629
01:12:30,120 --> 01:12:32,599
Speaker 2: was like two years older, it would be a different thing. Yeah. Anyway,

1630
01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:33,800
Speaker 2: the point is I want to give a shout out

1631
01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:36,880
Speaker 2: to Lindsay Lohan. Whatever, comedic great. Absolutely, you know, I'm

1632
01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:39,080
Speaker 2: not going to be ashamed to like you because it's

1633
01:12:39,200 --> 01:12:42,320
Speaker 2: because oh it's mainstream now to reclaim Lindsay Lohan. She

1634
01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:47,920
Speaker 2: is a great actress. She's an incredible musician, dancer, dancer,

1635
01:12:48,560 --> 01:12:52,559
Speaker 2: hair legend. And you know, I'm just happy she seems

1636
01:12:52,560 --> 01:12:55,640
Speaker 2: to be doing well and you. Our childhoods would not

1637
01:12:55,720 --> 01:12:57,640
Speaker 2: have been the same without you. Freaky Friday is a

1638
01:12:57,640 --> 01:12:59,840
Speaker 2: great film. You know, I'm happy they're making a terrible

1639
01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:02,040
Speaker 2: We'll good for them, Like maybe they'll make some money

1640
01:13:02,040 --> 01:13:05,320
Speaker 2: on Max dot com. Yeah, so shout out to Lindsay.

1641
01:13:05,400 --> 01:13:06,280
Speaker 4: Shout out to Lindsay.

1642
01:13:06,280 --> 01:13:07,760
Speaker 3: I mean, I know you want to talk about where

1643
01:13:07,760 --> 01:13:09,920
Speaker 3: the ven diagram of stuff gay guys like and stuff

1644
01:13:09,920 --> 01:13:11,759
Speaker 3: straight guys like. Lindsay Lohan.

1645
01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:16,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, my she was my like high school like celebrity crush.

1646
01:13:16,520 --> 01:13:19,800
Speaker 3: I'm straight got yeah yeah again I know, I remember

1647
01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:23,200
Speaker 3: a couple of photo shoots that that very problematic in

1648
01:13:23,280 --> 01:13:28,880
Speaker 3: hindsight SNL get, but I was a fan at the time.

1649
01:13:28,960 --> 01:13:30,840
Speaker 4: I must say I didn't mind it.

1650
01:13:32,240 --> 01:13:34,400
Speaker 1: I remember being like, well, this is just comedically.

1651
01:13:38,520 --> 01:13:39,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, shout out.

1652
01:13:39,560 --> 01:13:41,360
Speaker 4: Just I'm gonna follow up on your Lindsay low head

1653
01:13:41,360 --> 01:13:41,760
Speaker 4: shout out for.

1654
01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:44,360
Speaker 3: Sure, and then I'm just gonna say, shout out the

1655
01:13:44,360 --> 01:13:45,560
Speaker 3: interesting disodas.

1656
01:13:45,760 --> 01:13:48,960
Speaker 4: You know, the Coke zero Oreo limited edition collab.

1657
01:13:49,200 --> 01:13:52,760
Speaker 3: I'm all over it. A and W zero Sugar Root Deer,

1658
01:13:52,880 --> 01:13:55,920
Speaker 3: big fan of that. So that's been a big sobriety thing.

1659
01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:58,280
Speaker 3: Is like whenever I want to like smoke a joint

1660
01:13:58,360 --> 01:14:01,000
Speaker 3: or knock back a cold one, like, let's get a

1661
01:14:01,040 --> 01:14:04,120
Speaker 3: weird diet soda in the mix. So I'm just that's

1662
01:14:04,160 --> 01:14:06,479
Speaker 3: really helping me out a lot. I guess Halo top

1663
01:14:06,520 --> 01:14:09,360
Speaker 3: ice cream sort of methadone, Ben and Jerry's to me,

1664
01:14:10,320 --> 01:14:12,320
Speaker 3: I'm going a little over more on both of those

1665
01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:15,200
Speaker 3: right now, but I'm gonna reel it back in. Yeah,

1666
01:14:15,280 --> 01:14:18,040
Speaker 3: that's shout out to that man. Shout out to diet,

1667
01:14:18,560 --> 01:14:22,200
Speaker 3: the tastier diet foods than you know, our four fat

1668
01:14:22,240 --> 01:14:23,719
Speaker 3: fathers ever got to enjoy.

1669
01:14:24,840 --> 01:14:27,000
Speaker 2: You're always putting the one straight thing in one gay thing,

1670
01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:31,800
Speaker 2: you know, either Seak and Shishiedo peppers or like disgusting

1671
01:14:31,880 --> 01:14:32,759
Speaker 2: soda then halo.

1672
01:14:33,560 --> 01:14:35,519
Speaker 1: No, it's it's it's really interesting.

1673
01:14:35,640 --> 01:14:35,960
Speaker 2: Thank you.

1674
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:37,480
Speaker 1: No, I love it.

1675
01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:41,360
Speaker 2: Keep us guessing. Yeah, yeah, well, Stov, this has been

1676
01:14:41,360 --> 01:14:43,680
Speaker 2: an absolute to like. But let's tell the folks at

1677
01:14:43,680 --> 01:14:46,519
Speaker 2: home once again, what projects you have come?

1678
01:14:46,680 --> 01:14:51,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's start a cult in theaters. It's ten twenty five.

1679
01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:55,120
Speaker 3: It's a very stupid cult. Like it's a ninety minute

1680
01:14:55,400 --> 01:14:57,920
Speaker 3: dumb comedy. Right, It's like, I just want to make

1681
01:14:57,960 --> 01:15:01,640
Speaker 3: the stupidest movies of all time. It's just fun. I

1682
01:15:01,760 --> 01:15:05,600
Speaker 3: really wrote it with Wes Haney, Ben kit Nick. We

1683
01:15:05,680 --> 01:15:07,280
Speaker 3: have a lot a lot of friends, maybe people who

1684
01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:14,680
Speaker 3: have been on the show Hurricanes Claracanees in its in it.

1685
01:15:14,160 --> 01:15:16,400
Speaker 4: We have some great past guests.

1686
01:15:17,200 --> 01:15:20,600
Speaker 3: And yeah, it's in I assume this is this podcast

1687
01:15:20,680 --> 01:15:23,679
Speaker 3: is in only major cities, so that's where the movie

1688
01:15:23,680 --> 01:15:25,559
Speaker 3: is playing. It's playing like perfect, It's playing in like

1689
01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:29,559
Speaker 3: seven major cities, so please go see it, and yeah,

1690
01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:32,920
Speaker 3: look out for that. Stobby's World is my podcast, and

1691
01:15:32,960 --> 01:15:35,479
Speaker 3: I'll be on tour next year. I'm going to announce

1692
01:15:35,479 --> 01:15:37,519
Speaker 3: the tour uh in a couple of weeks soon. So

1693
01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:38,920
Speaker 3: if you if you liked me, you want to come

1694
01:15:38,960 --> 01:15:40,920
Speaker 3: see me live, keep an eye for that.

1695
01:15:40,920 --> 01:15:42,840
Speaker 4: But yeah, mainly the movie. I hope people see it.

1696
01:15:42,920 --> 01:15:44,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the movie.

1697
01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:46,000
Speaker 1: Well thanks for doing the pod of course.

1698
01:15:46,520 --> 01:15:49,120
Speaker 3: And I've been waiting to you know, I've been gone.

1699
01:15:49,360 --> 01:15:50,960
Speaker 3: We had so much fun on my podcast. Oh I

1700
01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:51,479
Speaker 3: gotta get it.

1701
01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:51,960
Speaker 2: I got it.

1702
01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:54,599
Speaker 4: We got to come back, come back, come back please?

1703
01:15:55,280 --> 01:15:56,120
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1704
01:15:56,160 --> 01:16:01,160
Speaker 2: Well dream bye podcast and now want more more? Subscribe

1705
01:16:01,160 --> 01:16:04,439
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1706
01:16:04,479 --> 01:16:08,120
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1713
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1714
01:16:22,439 --> 01:16:26,519
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01:16:26,120 --> 01:16:28,280
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