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Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to the podcast. And just a reminder, merch

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Speaker 1: So it's in the show notes, right all right, in

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Speaker 1: the show notes, follow us at Brooke and Jeffrey, and

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Speaker 2: It's getting towards the end of the year real quick.

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Speaker 2: I just think we got to take a minute to

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Speaker 2: thank kind of an unsung hero on our show, our

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Speaker 2: editor Ashley.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, seriously, she.

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Speaker 2: Is a really hard worker. Nobody knows her from listening

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Speaker 2: because she's behind the scenes. She's just an amazing person.

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Speaker 2: She keeps the show rolling on for us.

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Speaker 1: I was just explaining to my husband all of her

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Speaker 1: job roles, you know what she does here, and he's like,

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Speaker 1: she does all of those, yeah, and really well without complaining.

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Speaker 2: Without her, I honestly don't know where this show would be.

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Speaker 3: She brought me.

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Speaker 1: Coffee this morning, guys.

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Speaker 4: So wheatheart to the core. That's amazing person.

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Speaker 2: Let's get her in here so we can pay. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: come to the microphone. We we just want to thank

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Speaker 2: you for everything that you've done year.

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Speaker 5: She's a cry which makes you want to cry.

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Speaker 1: Why are we cried? Why are we crying together?

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Speaker 6: But tell me you see I eyes.

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Speaker 2: No, there's no time. We only we have two vinyl

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Speaker 2: sound bites off the internet. No, only enough time to

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Speaker 2: play one of them. Let's get to your choices. Want

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Speaker 2: to be here. Your first option is a quick audio

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Speaker 2: compilation of a teenager trolling his mom by playing the

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Speaker 2: trump though.

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Speaker 1: No more trolling to hate it all option too.

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Speaker 2: You guys, remember when I sing a Halloween parody a

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Speaker 2: Walker Hayes fancy like, yeah, well, somebody just came out

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Speaker 2: with the Christmas version.

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Speaker 3: I hear it.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't want to make it. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to make them go more viral than you.

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Speaker 2: What's it gonna be? Is it gonna be Mommy gets punked?

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Speaker 2: Or Christmas song funk?

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Speaker 1: Alexis Sorry, Jeff, I'm going Christmas song funk. No, I'm

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Speaker 1: punking mommy.

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Speaker 2: Jose, you have to decide today.

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Speaker 4: Christmas is like my world.

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Speaker 1: You have to pick it, But Jeff is also my world.

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Speaker 6: I'm going with the tuma.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's hear the sound of a quick audio

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Speaker 2: compilation of a teenager trolling his mom with a trumbone.

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Speaker 2: That doesn't sound like.

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Speaker 1: That was which, Yeah, I was honestly crying.

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Speaker 3: I know she was.

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Speaker 6: Jeff Troup Dog Debo.

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Speaker 2: Let's get to your shot collar question of the day.

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Speaker 2: We have a bucket full of.

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Speaker 1: Late already, just get to it.

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Speaker 7: The holiday season is all about giving and sharing experiences

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Speaker 7: with others, which is why today will be embodying that

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Speaker 7: spirit with a.

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Speaker 6: Fun and done group shot callar question.

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Speaker 7: Each of you will receive a question about a classic

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Speaker 7: toy that could have been given as a gift during

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Speaker 7: past holidays. You'll have thirty seconds to think about it

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Speaker 6: No, you think out loud.

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Speaker 7: If you get it right, you'll be holly, jolly and safe.

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Speaker 7: If you get it wrong, you'll be getting ten thousand

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Speaker 7: volts that run right down your stocking.

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Speaker 8: Is it no?

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Speaker 5: Is not?

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Speaker 6: I had souped it up to ten thousand. Are you ready?

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Speaker 1: No, I guess so.

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Speaker 7: In the nineties, Squealer the Pig, Flash the Orca, and

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Speaker 1: Why do you know it? Yeah, a platypus, a squid

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Speaker 7: We would you say, squealer the pig, flash the orca

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Speaker 1: Jig, a whale and a platypus.

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Speaker 1: From the nineties, maybe like a stuffed animal. Beanie Babies.

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Speaker 1: Do this more than just bears and stuff?

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Speaker 2: You can't talk to us?

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Speaker 7: Beanie Babies. By nineteen ninety eight, it was making over

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Speaker 7: a billion dollars in sales a year. I'm talking about

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Speaker 7: the huge toy hit Beanie Babies.

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Speaker 1: Let's eye, I don't either, yoused to help.

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Speaker 6: Her, Brook, You're up next, Okay.

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Speaker 7: In the two thousands, one toy was far and above

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Speaker 7: the top choice for children during the holidays. In fact,

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Speaker 7: and awkwardly wrapped under the Christmas tree.

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Speaker 6: What was it?

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Speaker 5: They're awkwardly wrapped.

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Speaker 1: They're in a weird shape, right, Like it's not just

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Speaker 1: radio station in like two thousand and five and we

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Speaker 1: were doing everything to get our hands on Tickle Me

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Speaker 1: Elmo because it's what everybody wanted. Nobody could get them,

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Speaker 2: Oh, I thought I just wanted them for yourself.

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Speaker 5: I don't know, I'm going to go Tickle me Elmo.

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Speaker 7: In the two thousands, many kids wake up and find

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Speaker 7: the razor scooter.

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Speaker 1: Do you still have one?

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Speaker 1: They're still sweet?

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Speaker 2: All right, So that means Brook, you're gonna be at

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Speaker 2: least one person getting shot today. You're gonna go on

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Speaker 2: to Jose.

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Speaker 7: Jose, You've tried desperately to help everyone here, but you

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Speaker 7: get no help this time. Of course, back in nineteen

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Speaker 7: Yes, However, Japan and the Soviet Union banned it because

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Speaker 4: But why would that be a symbol of like emptiness.

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Speaker 2: That's a tough one.

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Speaker 1: It is, really, but hot.

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Speaker 11: Wheels are so popular, like internationally legos.

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Speaker 7: I'm not confident though, okay, because you had to gyrate

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Speaker 6: The answer was hula hoo.

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Speaker 7: Jose and Brook are both getting shocked now, Jeffrey, you

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Speaker 7: might be able to join them. Your question is back

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Speaker 7: in twenty fourteen, a specific doll was all the rage

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Speaker 7: a particular movie that was out at the time. It

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Speaker 7: made four billion dollars for the company. What was it?

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Speaker 2: I mean, wow, a billion dollars twenty fourteen. That's not

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Speaker 6: Whatever was.

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Speaker 2: Frozen is frozen? Did that come out in twenty fourteen,

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Speaker 2: toy story sequels like a new buzz or a new

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Speaker 2: Woody doll. Need to answer Jeffrey, I'm just gonna go

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Speaker 2: with frozen Elsa doll.

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Speaker 7: It made over four billion dollars for the company, and

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Speaker 7: the doll I was looking for was Elsa from.

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Speaker 3: Jack.

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Speaker 2: Right, So Alexis and I got it right. We're safe. Meanwhile,

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jose are going to be getting group shocked

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Speaker 2: today and somebody wanted to hear jingle Bell Rock by

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Speaker 2: Bobby helms All.

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Speaker 1: I just keep getting shocked.

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Speaker 11: Jingle Bell, jingle bell, jingle bell Rock, jingle bell swing

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Speaker 2: Ring, snowing and blowing.

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Speaker 12: The best line there, shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 13: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Our show is so packed most days, we never really

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Speaker 2: get a chance to do this, and I didn't tell

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Speaker 2: my host that we're going to be doing this either.

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Speaker 2: But charity is so important giving back to those who

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Speaker 2: have less.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, being part of something bigger than yourself.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely. So I went onto everyone's Facebook and Instagram before

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Speaker 2: this to see which charities, if any, my co hosts

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Speaker 2: she's a big fan of the Break a Wish Foundation.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I've heard of make a Wish, but not

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Speaker 2: this one. It's interesting that you support you whatever they want.

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Speaker 2: I know Jose supports the rehabilitation and acceptance of creepy

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Speaker 2: dolls back into mainstream society. Fund what I heard of that?

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Speaker 1: Which are those porcelain ones with a weird face?

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Speaker 11: I agree, but I would rather destroy them than rehabilitation.

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Speaker 1: That's what he say.

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Speaker 2: Thanks to kind hearted people like you, Jose, Annabelle and

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Speaker 2: Chucky can get back on their feet. I know Brooks

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Speaker 2: always been an advocate for doctors without diplomas. Just send

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Speaker 1: Best money to get a diploma.

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Speaker 2: And my big charity, as you guys already know, is

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Speaker 2: coats for kids. Oh no, you guys think I mean

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Speaker 12: I donated a sweater too.

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Speaker 1: Sweater. Yeah, wow, it's some big work you're doing.

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Speaker 4: I kind of messed up that you're giving them sweaters

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, they have to learn the hard way.

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Speaker 2: I got into this one because my old charity, Habitat

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Speaker 2: for Hipsters went bankrupt, so I had to move on.

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Speaker 2: But look, if you don't feel comfortable donating to any

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Speaker 2: listening to a brand new Laser story just coming up

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Speaker 2: right after this. It's the radio segment that made news

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Speaker 2: just like everyone else does, except we have a laser

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Speaker 2: laser story is out of Tennessee. Forty one year old

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Speaker 2: man named Marcello Moore drove to a gas station recently,

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Speaker 2: and after getting a coffee and a beef stick, he

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Speaker 1: He got his needs first.

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Speaker 2: Yes, he's like, I got the coffee and the beef.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, those benevolent robbers.

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Speaker 2: Well, Marcello panicked and drove off.

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Speaker 1: Oh, man, we know that place, the office.

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Speaker 2: There was a great story a few months ago about

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Speaker 5: Yeah, imagine, I can.

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Speaker 4: I always dreamed of this when I was a servant.

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Speaker 10: It never happened.

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Speaker 2: Well, things just got complicated because the guy who left

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Speaker 2: He told her the tip was part of something called

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Speaker 12: Now, Jeffrey the restaurant has decided to sue Eric to

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Speaker 2: You signed it and everything. I think they have a

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Speaker 5: One of those things.

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Speaker 1: You can't get three thousand dollars out of somebody who

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Speaker 2: You know, I have before, says there stories out of Ireland.

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Speaker 2: Everyone on this continent knows. And Irish goodbye is the

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's where you just leave.

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Speaker 2: Yes, either because you drank too much or because you've

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like you start saying goodbye to one person,

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Speaker 2: Hour and a half. Got it? Well, apparently no one

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Speaker 3: Oh is an Irish goodbye? I and no what an

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Speaker 3: Irish person has heard that saying until I've seen someone

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Speaker 2: Very confusing to them. Apparently a real Irish goodbye is

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Speaker 11: Mean after an of whiskey, you know, like a Scottish

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Speaker 2: But it is interesting because after the videos went viral

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Speaker 2: Like in Poland they call it an English exit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe I call it French exit for a long

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Speaker 1: time where we blame it on.

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Speaker 4: The countries antisocial.

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Speaker 2: In Wales they call it a trap door.

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Speaker 8: Like that.

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Speaker 2: In Australia they just call it smoke bombing.

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Speaker 1: Oh say, I.

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Speaker 2: Like the personally I don't support Irish goodbyes. Oh you

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Speaker 2: don't just Irish? Hello?

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Speaker 1: What is that?

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Speaker 2: Definitely don't look it up on urban dictionaries. This next

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Speaker 2: les the stories out of snapping necks in cash and

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Speaker 2: checks headquarters dangerous. The website vehicle freak dot com is

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Speaker 2: looking for one angry driver to take part in a

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Speaker 2: study examining road rage, and they'll be paid four thousand

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Speaker 1: Oh can you think of someone that you know that

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Speaker 11: Like, I think my dad would be pretty dark. Oh god,

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Speaker 11: he's the sweetest man ever. But someone flies by and

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Speaker 11: he's like, look at these EASi. It's right here.

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Speaker 4: You can not drive, they don't follow them.

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Speaker 2: Let's slash his tires. Yeah, come on, NiFe. Here's how

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Speaker 2: it'll work. The chosen road rager will be asked to

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Speaker 2: Their reactions will be monitored alongside their heart rate and

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Speaker 5: Are they going to give them tips on how to

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Speaker 2: That's not what this is about. They're just to observe them.

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Speaker 2: The person will also be required to keep a road

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Speaker 2: rage diary.

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Speaker 1: Oh interest, because that's what every road rager does.

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Speaker 2: Deary writes down their thoughts to diary. I took out

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Speaker 2: the crowbar today. It's good. You must be twenty five

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Speaker 2: years old if you want to do this, and you'll

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Speaker 2: have to provide different physical examples of your previous road

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Speaker 11: It's like, well, I just got my license back from

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Speaker 2: Depending on the perfect candidate, here's a picture of a

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Speaker 2: mailbox that I ran out.

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Speaker 5: I get flipped off all the time.

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Speaker 1: Can I be the other person on the end of this.

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Speaker 13: Rage?

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Speaker 2: For some reason, I guess they would need someone to

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Speaker 2: make them angry so you can't apply. But they're like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: follow the subaru. Being a paid professional road rager might

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Speaker 2: sound like a dream for a few people in this room,

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Speaker 2: but I don't recommend it because I know this guy

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Speaker 2: got his license and his shell revoked last year just

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Speaker 2: for giving one Amazon driver the finger. He left without

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Speaker 2: delivering the sandals that he order, but he's supposed to do.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: That now means Laser Stories has come to an end

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Speaker 2: for the day. We'll do it again, same time.

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Speaker 13: On Wednesday, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Just a few minutes away from a brand new Loser Line.

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Speaker 2: And this doesn't happen a lot, okay, But every so

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Speaker 2: often we'll check the loser Line answering machine after the weekend,

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Speaker 2: we'll recognize somebody's voice on there as a repeat caller.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, or a fender? Which one do you call it?

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Speaker 2: Exactly? Meaning that they were so undesirable that they managed

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Speaker 2: to get the loser Line phone number handed to them

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Speaker 2: from multiple people.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, it's sad, all sad, is it?

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Speaker 4: I swear I recognize anyway.

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Speaker 2: I'll call you later. It takes a special type. And

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Speaker 2: we thought, you know, we need to do something really

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Speaker 2: nice for these souls who are continuously getting rejected but

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Speaker 1: You're saying that we need to appreciate our repeat customers.

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Speaker 1: We do, okay.

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Speaker 2: We appreciate those people so much that we decided to

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Speaker 2: create the Loser Line five Timers Clubs.

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Speaker 1: I mean you do kind of want to be part

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Speaker 1: of it.

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Speaker 2: Basically, anyone who gets tricked into leaving five messages will

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Speaker 2: automatically be sent a yellow member's only sports jacket. Yeah ye,

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Speaker 2: me on Yellow. So you stand out in the Crown

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Speaker 2: Plus as they should. We're going to send you a

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Speaker 2: pair of knockoff crocs, Guy's so good and a frame

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Speaker 2: certificate that says I got the Loser Line five different

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Speaker 2: times and I still don't know what that is.

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Speaker 10: So good.

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Speaker 1: Keep calling guys, keep calling ladies.

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Speaker 2: That's right, and check your mailbox for your Loser Line gifts.

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Speaker 2: Today's brand new Loser Line is dedicated to all our

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Speaker 2: five timers all over the world. I bet it's rare.

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Speaker 4: I bet there's like a handful.

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Speaker 14: To find it.

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Speaker 10: I know.

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Speaker 2: If you are one, make sure to text thin absolutely

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Speaker 2: we're doing a brand new loser line coming up.

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Speaker 13: What would you wait a minute?

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Speaker 8: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 13: It's the Loser Line.

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Speaker 15: Goodby, Just call.

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Speaker 2: Me back if you haven't heard the Loser Line before.

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Speaker 2: It works like this. Let's say a guy approaches you

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Speaker 2: while you're out at the club and uses this charming

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Speaker 2: pickup line on you. Excuse me, young lady, I just

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Speaker 2: need to know was your dad a car salesman perchance?

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Speaker 2: Because you got a sweet pair of headlights and it

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Speaker 2: looks slightly you. Okay, after he drops that line, whatever

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Speaker 2: you do, don't throw up all over his button up

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Speaker 2: tropical shirt with a large parrot on it. Instead, tell

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Speaker 2: him he's so darn funny that he made your sides

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Speaker 2: hurt from lowling. And that's when you give him the

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Speaker 2: number to the loser line. So hopefully he leaves an

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Speaker 2: awkward voicemail that we can play over the air. Voicemails

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Speaker 2: like this one.

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Speaker 16: Next message, Hi, this is.

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Speaker 9: She gave in this number and then ran away And

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Speaker 9: I don't know why you would do that to me,

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Speaker 9: So I'm just calling your speech. This is this number,

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Speaker 9: but I guess it's not so now I'm really sad

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Speaker 9: and I just want.

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Speaker 17: To know if you've can help.

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Speaker 18: Next message.

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Speaker 4: The real number.

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Speaker 1: You don't need to be sad.

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Speaker 11: Oh my god, I throw the number.

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Speaker 16: It's like and.

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Speaker 2: I know, hose, I'm with you, Like, I can't believe

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Speaker 2: that worked. And she actually called. Maybe maybe that should

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Speaker 2: be the tactic that most guys use and you'd actually

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Speaker 2: get more progress with a woman.

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Speaker 1: Am I going to go out with the flash.

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Speaker 16: Is that next message, Crystal, This is Carl from the

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Speaker 16: coffee shops.

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Speaker 17: They just wanted to give you a call. I just

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00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:01,520
Speaker 17: wanted to apologize. They really hope that I wasn't too intense.

452
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:06,080
Speaker 17: I tend to go up on a soapbox a little bit.

453
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:09,760
Speaker 19: But I'm sorry. I'm starting it all over again. We

454
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:12,359
Speaker 19: already we already talked about this. But I know a

455
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:15,040
Speaker 19: lot of really great initiatives. If you're interested about what

456
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:18,600
Speaker 19: we can be doing instead of just talking in coffee shops,

457
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:22,440
Speaker 19: you know, if you want to know more and get

458
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:26,760
Speaker 19: active with me, I would really like that. Anyway, you

459
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,720
Speaker 19: have my number, now give me a call.

460
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:34,040
Speaker 2: By next message, man, I saw Brooke fanning herself over

461
00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:35,960
Speaker 2: there because it was too hot. When we started talking

462
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:39,240
Speaker 2: about initiatives getting proactive in the community.

463
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 1: I do get a little steamy for activism.

464
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:42,480
Speaker 2: It's not.

465
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,760
Speaker 1: Tell me about that poster that you're carrying around.

466
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:49,800
Speaker 13: Hello.

467
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:53,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, Remember you can get the special number to the

468
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:56,199
Speaker 2: Loser line. If you text the word loser l O

469
00:23:56,359 --> 00:23:58,240
Speaker 2: s E R to seven eight, five, nine to two,

470
00:23:58,359 --> 00:24:00,399
Speaker 2: give it out and hopefully we can get a smile

471
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 2: like this one.

472
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:04,200
Speaker 14: Uh.

473
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:05,440
Speaker 8: This is uh, this is.

474
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:07,880
Speaker 20: Uh.

475
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,119
Speaker 15: I can't get you out of my head. You know,

476
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,080
Speaker 15: maybe it was you were dancing on me or something,

477
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:15,640
Speaker 15: but maybe you strip closing the best place to meet,

478
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:22,119
Speaker 15: but you know, hang out. I see about you. I

479
00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:22,560
Speaker 15: don't know.

480
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,720
Speaker 13: Next message, I.

481
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:34,080
Speaker 1: Strippers don't want to date you, my god.

482
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:37,400
Speaker 2: And also, as just a general tip to men, don't

483
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:40,960
Speaker 2: breathe heavily into the speaker when you're leaving a message,

484
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,960
Speaker 2: because it doesn't matter what you say, even if it's

485
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:48,520
Speaker 2: something totally mundane, it's gonna sound creepy. Like the traffic

486
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:53,800
Speaker 2: on the interstate was really like today, I'll be there.

487
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:56,159
Speaker 1: It's like Darth Vader and Batman.

488
00:24:58,200 --> 00:24:58,480
Speaker 3: Next.

489
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:02,680
Speaker 18: Hey, Zeta at the bar the other night, I thought

490
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:06,160
Speaker 18: you were so gorgeous. You're so pretty, and i'd really

491
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:08,720
Speaker 18: like to get together. Don't know what's a good time

492
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:11,679
Speaker 18: for you. I got to tell you, I've had some

493
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:16,680
Speaker 18: really awkward first dates in the past, and I never

494
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,879
Speaker 18: know what to do if I'm supposed to shake your

495
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:22,359
Speaker 18: hand or give you a hug or anything. So maybe

496
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:25,800
Speaker 18: you could tell me in advance what kind of introduction

497
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:27,879
Speaker 18: you like. I mean, I would be happy just to

498
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:32,000
Speaker 18: shake your hand, a high five, even or you know,

499
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:34,800
Speaker 18: I just don't. I never know what to do in

500
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:38,040
Speaker 18: those situations. In the last date I had, the girl

501
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,480
Speaker 18: came in for a hug, I went for just a

502
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:43,800
Speaker 18: fist bump. It was super awkward and the date was

503
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:46,320
Speaker 18: just pretty much over. And I just really don't want

504
00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:49,359
Speaker 18: that to be what happens, you know, when we get together.

505
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 18: I want it to be really amazing and you know,

506
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 18: something special.

507
00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:58,080
Speaker 1: Next message Wow traumatized, I would give him my role number.

508
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:02,240
Speaker 1: I like a man who communicates it, pans.

509
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:05,040
Speaker 2: Out how he's going to greet you, like say.

510
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:07,159
Speaker 1: But there's nothing more awkward than like, do we do

511
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 1: we not?

512
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:10,600
Speaker 2: I don't am I supposed to bow? Should I wave

513
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:12,520
Speaker 2: at you? Maybe I put my hand over the heart,

514
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 2: do the pledge of allegiance.

515
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:17,639
Speaker 10: I just want to, you know, charge of.

516
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:26,520
Speaker 16: Hey, Jenny, it's I just wanted to reach out because

517
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:30,920
Speaker 16: I feel terrible about the other night. My buddy told

518
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:35,359
Speaker 16: me that he saw you see me grinding on another girl.

519
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:38,120
Speaker 16: But I just want to let you know that it's

520
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:40,360
Speaker 16: totally not what you think.

521
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:40,760
Speaker 8: It was.

522
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:45,680
Speaker 16: The girl that I was grinding on that was actually

523
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:49,679
Speaker 16: my cousin. I know how that must sound, but I

524
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:52,960
Speaker 16: hadn't seen her in like so long, like years, and

525
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 16: then next thing I know, she shows up at the club.

526
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 16: We start drinking, start reminiscing, and all of a sudden

527
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 16: it starts getting freaky and I just kind of went

528
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 16: with it. But I mean, it wasn't it wasn't like

529
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 16: a romantic thing. It was you know, it's just harmless

530
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:16,120
Speaker 16: cousin grinding. Clearly, it's not my roundest moment. I wouldn't

531
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 16: do it again, and actually I would. I would love

532
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,679
Speaker 16: to introduce you to my cousin who I was grinding on,

533
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 16: because I actually think you guys would really get along.

534
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,000
Speaker 16: So call me.

535
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 8: You have my number.

536
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's amazing.

537
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 1: Harmless cousin grinding does not exist your family.

538
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:39,560
Speaker 2: Homeless cousin grinding is the title of Brooks autobiography.

539
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 1: And then introduce you to her. You don't just keep

540
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 1: it in the family. We don't need any outside exactly.

541
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,439
Speaker 2: I want to see what that family reunion is like.

542
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 2: I can't imagine what he does with his aunts.

543
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 13: Prob.

544
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 2: Remember, you can listen to the Loser Line regularly at

545
00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 2: this time every week. Your phone taps coming up right after.

546
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:02,160
Speaker 13: This Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

547
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 2: All right, it's time for your phone tap. And today

548
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:07,480
Speaker 2: we call a guy who dropped off his desktop computer

549
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 2: at a local repair shop and his girlfriend contacted us

550
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,679
Speaker 2: saying he was concerned about leaving it there. Okay, he

551
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 2: was worried they might steal his information or maybe look

552
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 2: through his photos, check out his Internet history. He should relax, though,

553
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 2: knowing none of that is happening. Instead, we have a

554
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:30,439
Speaker 2: much worse situation, and honestly, he might never get his

555
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:33,160
Speaker 2: computer back. You'll find out what happens when you make

556
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:37,080
Speaker 2: the horrible mistake of leaving your laptop with Jose in

557
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,520
Speaker 2: your brand new phone tap, I got it right now

558
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 2: on the twenties.

559
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 11: Hello, Hey, this is Tanner from computer repair.

560
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 10: Is this Jeremy?

561
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 8: Yeah, this is Jeremy. How's it going.

562
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 4: That's going well?

563
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 11: You dropped off your desktop computer with us a few

564
00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 11: days ago, correct.

565
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,959
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I'm excited to swing by and pick it up.

566
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:00,200
Speaker 10: Well, let's not.

567
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 4: Get too excited. We have found a slight problem.

568
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 8: Yeah, I know there was a problem. That's why I

569
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 8: dropped it off.

570
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 11: You're funny, but actually, sir, this is an additional issue.

571
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 21: Okay.

572
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 8: I mean I brought it in and your guy told

573
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:16,719
Speaker 8: me that it was.

574
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 11: Yeah, but once we finished with the fan while it

575
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 11: was sitting overnight here, the shellcasing was off of it

576
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 11: and something got in there.

577
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 20: Okay, the shewcasing was still off taking off and something

578
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 20: got in there.

579
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,480
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm not sure if you can hear it, but

580
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 11: hold on, I'm going to put the phone up to

581
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 11: your computer right now.

582
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 4: Hold on, listen.

583
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,240
Speaker 8: What the hell that sounds like there's a frog in there.

584
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:46,479
Speaker 11: You're definitely right, sir. I can confirm that is a

585
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 11: tiny frog living inside of your console. How it's pretty vocal.

586
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 8: How is this even possible? How did a frog get

587
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 8: into my computer?

588
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 11: Well, sir, I don't know if you noticed, but we

589
00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 11: are right next to a pet store. So my theory

590
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 11: is it must have escaped, got through a crack in

591
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 11: the wall or like a vent, you know, and just

592
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 11: came next door and you have a warm computer.

593
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 20: Oh god, you're telling me there's some kind of breezeway

594
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:16,520
Speaker 20: between your place and the pet shop next door where

595
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 20: things are just wandering around into my computer.

596
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:22,320
Speaker 11: Just bad timing, to be honest. I mean, we had

597
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 11: got a quick fix and it was just wide open.

598
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 11: There he is, he's living it.

599
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 4: Up in there.

600
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,440
Speaker 8: Okay, Well, if you can see him, then you can

601
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 8: take him out.

602
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 21: Just take the frog out.

603
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing.

604
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 4: We saw him earlier.

605
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 11: We used one of those tiny flex cams. He actually

606
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 11: looked like he was trying to mate with your hard drive.

607
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:41,080
Speaker 8: Oh my god, I know. I don't think what kind

608
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,720
Speaker 8: of show you're running over there? Man, But this is

609
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:44,640
Speaker 8: messed up, sir.

610
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 4: It is not a show.

611
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 11: Apparently, the type of frog that escaped is extremely territorial.

612
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 11: What his defense mechanism is some kind of spray toxin

613
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:57,320
Speaker 11: out of his skin, which would possibly damage Is this real?

614
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 8: What planet are you living in right now?

615
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 11: Well, it's a planet with a lot of frogs in it, Sarah.

616
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,600
Speaker 8: Oh god, you think you're funny right now?

617
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 4: No, I don't.

618
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 6: I don't see you're not funny.

619
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 4: Well, someone's laughing.

620
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:11,200
Speaker 6: This is not a joke, bro.

621
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 11: I'm sorry, sir. I apologize. I'm just trying to lighten

622
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 11: the situation. And we are still dealing with this. For you,

623
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 11: I want to remind you that, well.

624
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 8: What the fuck are you doing then about it?

625
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 11: So we went back to the pet store and we

626
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:24,920
Speaker 11: bought a bowl of meal worms.

627
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 8: No, no, no, but I swear to God you're like

628
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 8: a eight year old.

629
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 20: Do not put meal worms in my computer to lure

630
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 20: out the frog.

631
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 11: I really wish I would have called you about two

632
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 11: hours ago, sir, because we already did that.

633
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 16: Are you a moron?

634
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 8: But what is wrong with you? Sir?

635
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 13: Look?

636
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 11: I know you're upset. I don't even want to mention

637
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 11: the crickets right now.

638
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 8: I swear to God, I think I'm gonna have a maneurysm.

639
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 11: We tried live crickets after the worms. Should I not

640
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 11: have done that?

641
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 8: Now you're telling you there's a bunch of crickets in

642
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 8: my computer. There's meal worms and crickets and a damn

643
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 8: frog in my computer.

644
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 11: It's not a bunch. It's just one, maybe two, possibly

645
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 11: three at most. I can guarantee that, sir.

646
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 6: Okay, that's the.

647
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 8: This is what the you're gonna do. Okay, you're gonna

648
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 8: box up my computer. You're gonna put it.

649
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 21: Outside of your stuff shop.

650
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:21,880
Speaker 8: And I'm gonna come by and I'm gonna pick it up,

651
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:23,960
Speaker 8: and you're never gonna call me again. You got that?

652
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 4: Okay? I'm glad we had this talk.

653
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 11: I currently need to go and get my technician from

654
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 11: next door because he's actually at the pet store buying

655
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 11: a snake to get all the crickets.

656
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 8: Dude, you have turned my computer into a zoo. I'm

657
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 8: coming after you.

658
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:41,479
Speaker 11: Man, sir, no one meant for this to happen. I

659
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 11: mean after the crickets and the frog. I gotta let

660
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:48,720
Speaker 11: you know this. This is actually a prank phone call. Yeah,

661
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 11: this is actually Jose from Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning.

662
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:52,520
Speaker 11: I'm doing a phone tap on you.

663
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 8: Oh god, what stuff I mean?

664
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 6: Whoa, Sorry, No, it's okay.

665
00:32:59,120 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 2: We'll beat that.

666
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 6: We had to me a lot.

667
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 8: Oh my god.

668
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:05,239
Speaker 4: Your girlfriend Tylee set you up.

669
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 11: She said you dropped your computer off, and she said

670
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:09,479
Speaker 11: you were worried about it, but it's good to go.

671
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:10,280
Speaker 21: It's all fixed.

672
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 8: Oh my god.

673
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:14,760
Speaker 16: I am sorry that I was so upset.

674
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 8: I feel like now I was a horrible person.

675
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 4: Dude, You're fine.

676
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 11: Man, it's natural. You're like a frog mating with the

677
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Speaker 11: hard drive.

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Speaker 13: Yeah.

679
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 8: I'm just waiting for my meal worma.

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Speaker 13: Every morning was fun tabs weekday mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 13: Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning might shock.

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Speaker 2: All of our female listeners right now, but I'm gonna

683
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Speaker 2: let you in on a little secret about men. Oh okay,

684
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 2: it takes very little to impress us on.

685
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 1: Not that secret. Just say thanks for that.

686
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 2: Don't be nervous, give us one pity laugh. Wears something

687
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 2: that shows a little bit of extra skin around the

688
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 2: wrist or the ankle. I mean basically, just show up

689
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 2: and he will be over. But ladies, if you really

690
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 2: want to grab a guy's attention, you need to take

691
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:07,600
Speaker 2: a lesson from the woman in today's second date update,

692
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 2: because what she did worked like a charm really. In fact,

693
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:16,359
Speaker 2: it's why one of our listeners desperately wants to get

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Speaker 2: our help in getting in touch with her again. Okay,

695
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:21,839
Speaker 2: so we're gonna try and help him out, and you'll

696
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:25,040
Speaker 2: find out her trick to make him so eager to

697
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Speaker 2: get back in touch with her in your second date update.

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Speaker 2: Right after this second date update, the world is filled

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00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:38,400
Speaker 2: with strange events and occurrences that just can't be explained.

700
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sure, yeah, Like.

701
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 2: How did they build the pyramids in Egypt?

702
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:42,839
Speaker 20: Oh?

703
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 2: Seriously, where is the Lost City of Atlantis?

704
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:46,399
Speaker 14: Yeah?

705
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 4: Really find it?

706
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 2: And what does the tooth Fairy do with all those

707
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:51,360
Speaker 2: children's teeth?

708
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:53,440
Speaker 1: It's kind of creepy.

709
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:56,320
Speaker 2: I don't know, does she sell them as a secret

710
00:34:56,440 --> 00:35:00,359
Speaker 2: ingredient in Coca cola, and I may never know. And

711
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 2: now there's another bizarre mystery future historians will be debating

712
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 2: for centuries to come. What really happened at the end

713
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:09,439
Speaker 2: of Scott's first date?

714
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 1: Why does Scott dot know?

715
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 2: I don't know either, but he emailed the show hoping

716
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 2: we can help him figure out some of the answers.

717
00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:19,480
Speaker 2: He's all with us right now. What's up, Scott? You

718
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 2: big fan of coke?

719
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 21: Well not now.

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Speaker 1: It's a strong opening, Jeffrey.

721
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:29,360
Speaker 2: We'll get to your strange mystery in just a second.

722
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 2: But first, what's the name of the girl you went

723
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:31,319
Speaker 2: out with?

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00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,320
Speaker 21: Briannan?

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00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:33,920
Speaker 5: Okay?

726
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 2: How'd you meet her?

727
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:39,400
Speaker 21: Instagram? Actually she was one who DM me first, And

728
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 21: I mean I don't really even know how she found me.

729
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 21: I mean, is this girl? She was amazing?

730
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 2: Don't ask questions, right? You know what hashtags are using

731
00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 2: on your photos?

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Speaker 21: I want to know to look some of them up.

733
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 21: I don't even know which one I use.

734
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:57,840
Speaker 2: What was it that you liked about Brianna?

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Speaker 21: I mean she seemed fun. I mean they just kind

736
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 21: of came through the pictures. I mean, she's funded flirty, well, right.

737
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 1: If he's hitting you up on GM first, he's definitely flirty.

738
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 1: He's like I liked her because she was interested.

739
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 2: She's not flirty. She's like you and me are dating now.

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Speaker 21: Well, I mean, she was pretty convincing with this first text.

741
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:20,280
Speaker 21: She said mean she said along a photo Okay, wow,

742
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 21: it was a photo of her wearing just a sweatshirt.

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Speaker 1: She knows how to do this, She's been doing this

744
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 1: isn't her first time, like a year ago, yes, yeah, exactly.

745
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 2: Twenty guys have seen it.

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00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 1: She's running some sort of like how to DM one

747
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Speaker 1: on one on the side.

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00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:40,480
Speaker 2: She's classic. Okay, So did you ended up going out

749
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Speaker 2: with her?

750
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 1: Then?

751
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 8: Yes? I did.

752
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,360
Speaker 21: She was really hot, she looked amazing.

753
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 2: She was who she said she.

754
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:48,320
Speaker 4: Was because it sounded like a catfish from the first.

755
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 21: Second, it was it was her. She matched the photos.

756
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 1: Congratulations, big ko big.

757
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:57,239
Speaker 2: Matched the photos like the same sweater with no past

758
00:36:59,000 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 2: Donald duck.

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Speaker 21: I would have been clever, but it was her, her smile,

760
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 21: her everything that was hers.

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Speaker 5: So how is your connection?

762
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Speaker 21: I mean it was pretty instant, you know, I mean Instagram.

763
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 21: It was instant. She's like, we're at the bar and

764
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:19,239
Speaker 21: our table gets ready, like near the bar, and she's like, okay,

765
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Speaker 21: let's do some shots. I'm like, uh, I barely know you,

766
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Speaker 21: but you're gorgeous, so let's do it.

767
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:25,319
Speaker 16: And we did it.

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Speaker 2: I used to go through shots still the third day.

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Speaker 5: I like that you don't give into peer pressure.

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Speaker 21: Okay, well, I mean look it with instant chemistry, right,

771
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:42,839
Speaker 21: like rubbing my leg after a few drinks and she says, hey,

772
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 21: you live near here, and I said, uh yeah, I

773
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:47,480
Speaker 21: was very eloquent.

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Speaker 1: Good, lying back, beautiful.

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Speaker 21: She's like, I want to go back to your place.

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Speaker 21: I'm like, we can make that happen. So I take

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Speaker 21: her back to my place, had some wine, gave her

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Speaker 21: the quick tour because again I don't have that big

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Speaker 21: of a place, so it was not a very long,

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Speaker 21: lengthy tour. But we made it all the way back

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Speaker 21: to my couch and we started making out on my

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Speaker 21: couch and then she leads me to my bedroom because

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Speaker 21: it's good that we took the tour. She knew right

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Speaker 21: where to go, right, Oh my god.

785
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Speaker 4: This is exactly what you just said.

786
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:18,399
Speaker 2: Knows what she's doing.

787
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Speaker 4: She DMed you first, she sends you a half naked pig.

788
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 2: She was aggressive on the date got you drunk at

789
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 2: a certain point, that's a red flag.

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Speaker 1: I mean if you want more than a relationship. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it just sounds like to me, she just wanted a

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00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:32,839
Speaker 1: quick like one night of fun.

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Speaker 21: Actually mean it was even less than that because all

794
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Speaker 21: of this everything happened about a span of an hour

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Speaker 21: and a half.

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Speaker 14: Oh, she just needed some Doesn't that set off any

797
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 14: like alarms in your head though, when this really attractive

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00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 14: girl suddenly is like immediately taking you back to your

799
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:50,799
Speaker 14: place it's.

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Speaker 1: Really hot, or she just like, I don't know, maybe

801
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 1: she has a bad ex boyfriend she needs to get over, you.

802
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 2: Know, stop projecting every time.

803
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:02,879
Speaker 1: I say he happened to be the target that night.

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00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 2: This is a dream come true, Jeffrey, So that would

805
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:07,359
Speaker 2: be it is. So let's get back. Let's get back

806
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 2: to the good dream. Tell us more. She's leading you

807
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,719
Speaker 2: back to the bedroom. What happens next, and go very

808
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 2: slow and describe it.

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00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 21: Okay, all right, this is that good radio right? Oh yeah,

810
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,719
Speaker 21: so takes back to my bedroom. She then tells me

811
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Speaker 21: I want to do something special for you. Oh okay,

812
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 21: she says it's going to be a surprise. So I'm

813
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 21: going to need you to wait in the bathroom.

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00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:33,960
Speaker 1: To wait in the bathroom.

815
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:34,919
Speaker 2: I'm nervous well.

816
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 21: And again at this point, I'm not really questioning anything

817
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 21: coming out of her mouth. I just say yes, yes,

818
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 21: and yes, oh my god.

819
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 1: And it is a perfect stranger in your apartment.

820
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:47,839
Speaker 21: And now I know, I know I wasn't thinking that way.

821
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:51,480
Speaker 21: I mean, I'm in there in the bathroom and I

822
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 21: don't hear that much going on. I don't hear anything,

823
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:55,880
Speaker 21: so I'm like, okay, So I wait there seven minutes

824
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 21: and I said, hey, can I come out ready?

825
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 2: You're like in the bathroom.

826
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:03,880
Speaker 1: Seven minutes is a long time to stand by yourself somewhere.

827
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Speaker 4: But she's probably putting on like a sexy outfit.

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00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:09,920
Speaker 1: It takes you seven minutes, like the really strappy one.

829
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:14,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know, you don't know what. Seven minutes

830
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,480
Speaker 2: is a long time to stand anywhere when you're normal,

831
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:18,279
Speaker 2: but when you're in the mood that he was in

832
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 2: an eternity, imagine.

833
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe she's stuck in spanks in the bedroom. What's happening.

834
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Speaker 21: I don't hear any answer, so I leave the bathroom

835
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Speaker 21: and I realized that she is gone, And I mean,

836
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,000
Speaker 21: I'm going like she all right, But then I'm like,

837
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 21: wait a second, and I checked for my wallet. Still there,

838
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 21: my valuable is still there.

839
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 2: She didn't take anything.

840
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 21: No, she didn't take anything. I was like, I was confused.

841
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:48,160
Speaker 2: I was really like, now it's weird.

842
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 1: Where did she go?

843
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 5: Do you know?

844
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 21: I do not know. It is a mystery. It seems

845
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 21: like she's almost blocked. I came and find her profile.

846
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 21: I don't know what I did.

847
00:40:56,120 --> 00:41:01,440
Speaker 2: She delus, you're still in that frisky mood, So what

848
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:02,240
Speaker 2: do you do next?

849
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:02,840
Speaker 20: Well?

850
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:05,440
Speaker 21: I texted her nothing, no, no, no.

851
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:07,680
Speaker 2: With your mood, what did you no?

852
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 1: This guy over here.

853
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 8: I was feeling.

854
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 21: I texted her nothing. I called her nothing.

855
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:23,000
Speaker 2: Huh.

856
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 1: It sounds like some like power game she was playing,

857
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 1: like see how far she can get into a weird

858
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 1: text or something. Maybe I don't know, but why wouldn't

859
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 1: you announce that you were leavings elect the guy alone

860
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 1: in the bathroom.

861
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 2: What's going through your head? Scott? What do you think happened?

862
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:37,360
Speaker 18: You know?

863
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 21: I mean what you were saying earlier, like maybe there

864
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 21: was a boyfriend. Maybe she got a text, but it's

865
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 21: an emergency. I don't know. I talked to my friends

866
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 21: about it, and they said, you know what, you better

867
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:47,920
Speaker 21: email broke it, Jeffrey somebody. That's where we're at. Here,

868
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:48,840
Speaker 21: we are, okay.

869
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:51,719
Speaker 1: You just want to you want to find out, you

870
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:52,880
Speaker 1: want to solve the mystery.

871
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we all do. So let's play a song.

872
00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 2: We'll call Brianna for you. Maybe can send us that

873
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 2: text message just so we can get a better image

874
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 2: of what we're dealing with here, all right, and then

875
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:04,839
Speaker 2: we'll try and get you your second date update.

876
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:08,400
Speaker 21: All right, man, gods, good seed update.

877
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:13,240
Speaker 2: She sends you a half naked pick in the very

878
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 2: first text. She invites herself over after a quick round

879
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:24,480
Speaker 2: of kamakazis, and she seductively sneaks out after telling you

880
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:28,880
Speaker 2: to go wait in the bathroom. She's the most confusing

881
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 2: woman in the world and one of our listeners. Scott

882
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 2: wants to get back in touch with her. If you're

883
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 2: just tuning in. Scott met a girl named Brianna after

884
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:42,279
Speaker 2: she messaged him on Instagram. They ended up going out

885
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 2: to a bar quickly wound up back at his place.

886
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:47,960
Speaker 2: He started making out. When we're in the bedroom and

887
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:50,439
Speaker 2: she told him she had a special surprise for him.

888
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 2: He just had to wait in his bathroom, and she'd

889
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 2: tell him when to come out, and after waiting five, seven,

890
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 2: ten minutes, he finally came out and she was mysteriously gone,

891
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 2: sur briye. And the thing is, he looked around. It

892
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:06,440
Speaker 2: didn't seem like she took anything. Wallet was out there,

893
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:09,799
Speaker 2: all of his belongings were still there. But had no

894
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:12,399
Speaker 2: idea where she went or why she.

895
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 11: Must be so attractive, because this typical guy logic, Like

896
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:17,359
Speaker 11: if anybody was like, here, have some drinks and go

897
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 11: lock yourself in your own bathroom, most people be like, no.

898
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 2: Girl does it? Who's beautiful? It's like, okay, be back,

899
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 2: here's the keys, like, and.

900
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 1: Then he's calling for a second date. Yeah, and you still.

901
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:32,479
Speaker 6: Want to go out with your kid.

902
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 1: You guys do like to punish yourselves a little bit.

903
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:39,040
Speaker 2: We do. Beautiful women of the words. Scott's just looking

904
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 2: for some answers here. The one question that we didn't

905
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 2: ask you in the first part here, Scott, was were

906
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:47,440
Speaker 2: you taking any hallucingenic drugs during.

907
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 8: Thing?

908
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:53,800
Speaker 2: Okay?

909
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 1: Okay? Was she actually a pink allig?

910
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 21: No, this kind of thing doesn't happen to me.

911
00:43:58,760 --> 00:43:59,360
Speaker 8: Okay, I'm not.

912
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 21: This is why I was all unexpected. I got the

913
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:03,479
Speaker 21: d M from her in the first place, let alone

914
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 21: the half naked pick, let alone the drinks and the shots,

915
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,360
Speaker 21: and I just all this was just like a magical

916
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:11,279
Speaker 21: mystery tour leading up to I don't know what.

917
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 5: Wow, I guess we're going to find out. But yeah,

918
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:14,440
Speaker 5: I'm going to find.

919
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:14,839
Speaker 6: Out right now.

920
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:16,440
Speaker 21: Yeah, I'm want to see her again.

921
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:18,720
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't think she wants to see you again.

922
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:21,440
Speaker 1: She looked you on Instagram, but that's sweet.

923
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 2: I want to find out what she did to your apartment.

924
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:26,280
Speaker 2: Let's find out. Okay, I'm going to dial the number

925
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:29,400
Speaker 2: and we're gonna try and get your second date update. Okay, okay,

926
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:30,279
Speaker 2: all right, here we go.

927
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 18: Hello.

928
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 2: Hi, I'm looking to speak with Brianna She Hi. My

929
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:48,800
Speaker 2: name's Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in

930
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 2: the Morning. What Brianna, that's Brooke and Josean Alexis and

931
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,400
Speaker 2: we're doing something today called a second date update. Have

932
00:44:58,440 --> 00:44:59,320
Speaker 2: you ever heard of that before?

933
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:01,760
Speaker 13: What is this about?

934
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 2: What this is about your recent dating life? And you

935
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:08,919
Speaker 2: went out with a guy recently who had a great

936
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:12,239
Speaker 2: time with you and he's hoping to get back in

937
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:16,400
Speaker 2: touch with you, but you haven't been responding. Okay, his

938
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:20,800
Speaker 2: name is Scott.

939
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:26,239
Speaker 1: I can't tell, but I can't tell you have a

940
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,440
Speaker 1: sexy laugh. I mean, I will give you credit for.

941
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 2: That, Brianna. Your voice.

942
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,239
Speaker 1: He said that he was like blown away by you.

943
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:41,560
Speaker 2: Oh, Brianna, here's the thing. Scott emailed our show and

944
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:45,120
Speaker 2: told us all about your date and he's confused based

945
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 2: on how it ended.

946
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:49,879
Speaker 6: And laugh.

947
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:54,799
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, Brianna, Like it's almost me And at this

948
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:57,760
Speaker 1: point you bless the guy in the bathroom for seven

949
00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:59,880
Speaker 1: minutes and then he comes out and you're gone.

950
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, after promises were made, the promises don't

951
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:08,040
Speaker 2: need it matter, Like, well, I mean it makes it worse.

952
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 4: Well, it's just a cheery.

953
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 22: He was only in there was seven minutes. I was

954
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,840
Speaker 22: hoping he'd be in there a lot longer.

955
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:20,800
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know it. This is some power

956
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 1: trip thing, right, Brianna. It's okay, Like you could tell us.

957
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:29,120
Speaker 22: Okay, I probably shit in, but.

958
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:33,880
Speaker 2: I know the confidence in your voice.

959
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,319
Speaker 1: I know it's confusing because it's like, at one point

960
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 1: I think what you did is not right, but on

961
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:39,719
Speaker 1: the other part, I'm really impressed.

962
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:44,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, you sound so proud of yourself. What happened.

963
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:49,840
Speaker 22: Okay, let me tell you, so, I actually never was

964
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 22: interested in him at all.

965
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 5: What then, why did you hit him up on Instagram?

966
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 22: Oh my god, I'm so bad. One of my really

967
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:01,640
Speaker 22: great friends. He's one of my best friends for like

968
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:07,880
Speaker 22: ten years. She went out with this guy once and

969
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:11,160
Speaker 22: they had a great time, and he totally ghosted her.

970
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 22: But the thing is, she left her watch over at

971
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 22: his apartment and he totally was ignoring her. Text her called,

972
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 22: and I don't think that's a good nice thing to do.

973
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 21: Do you?

974
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:26,400
Speaker 1: Guys know That's why I didn't like you in the

975
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 1: beginning of this right.

976
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 22: So me, being the great, wonderful friend that I am,

977
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 22: I decided to devise a plan to get her watch

978
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 22: back for her.

979
00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 1: It is genius.

980
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 13: I love it.

981
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 1: It's your diabolical mastermind. So that's how you found him

982
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 1: on Instagram too, because remember in the beginning, he's like,

983
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:55,319
Speaker 1: I don't even know how.

984
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:58,280
Speaker 4: She felt on Instagram she had his handle.

985
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:02,960
Speaker 22: Oh my god, are so dumb? They go for anything?

986
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:09,759
Speaker 2: Wow? So you set this whole thing up just so

987
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:11,960
Speaker 2: you can go back to Scott's apartment and get her

988
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 2: watch back.

989
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 22: Yeah, And he's so stupid. He didn't even realize that

990
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:20,760
Speaker 22: I was taking water shots when he was getting.

991
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:25,720
Speaker 2: Okay, oh my goodness, this is smart.

992
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:28,799
Speaker 1: This is too smart, I got he Oh, Scott, so

993
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:29,319
Speaker 1: did you wait?

994
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:30,400
Speaker 2: Did you find the watch?

995
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 22: Of course it wasn't even that hard, Like it was

996
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 22: just in his drawer like he just keeps like his

997
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:37,359
Speaker 22: memorabilia from his date.

998
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:40,960
Speaker 2: It's like she.

999
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:43,640
Speaker 4: Wasn't moving, like after two minutes she found it right away.

1000
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 2: I just wonder what Scott's thinking about all this, because

1001
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 2: I need to tell you, Brianna, Scott's on the other

1002
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 2: line listening and he wants to talk to you. Surprise

1003
00:48:57,239 --> 00:49:00,759
Speaker 2: on you shambo there.

1004
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 21: Yeah, I'm uh, Brianna. I mean, are you joking right now?

1005
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:10,080
Speaker 21: I mean this is crazy?

1006
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:13,280
Speaker 22: Got you should be lucky, like I could have taken

1007
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:16,880
Speaker 22: all your money, all your things, Like that's.

1008
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:20,840
Speaker 1: True, Scott, do you know who she's talking about? Do

1009
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 1: you know what friend she's talking about that you ghosted?

1010
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:27,480
Speaker 21: Yes, And I'm sorry about a watch or whatever.

1011
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:29,960
Speaker 2: But Scott, why didn't you respond to that girl's text

1012
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:31,359
Speaker 2: when she was asking for a watch back?

1013
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:33,959
Speaker 21: Yeah? First of that, I didn't understand what it was about,

1014
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:35,839
Speaker 21: and then I forgot about it after a couple of days,

1015
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:38,920
Speaker 21: I forgot about the watch. I meaning, this is creepy.

1016
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:40,799
Speaker 2: I mean, at the end of the day, I.

1017
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,040
Speaker 4: Know it sucks and it hurts your feelings, but no

1018
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:43,920
Speaker 4: harm was done.

1019
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 11: I mean, she got your drugs, you got your home safe,

1020
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:48,400
Speaker 11: you went to a closet, you went into the bathroom.

1021
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 2: The wallet, well, yeah, you fine, and her friend on

1022
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:53,839
Speaker 2: her property backin she took anything at your I mean

1023
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:56,240
Speaker 2: the harm that's done is that now, whenever Scott DM's

1024
00:49:56,239 --> 00:49:58,399
Speaker 2: a girl and she sends him a nice pick, he's

1025
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 2: gonna be thinking when she on for me, like, what

1026
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:01,279
Speaker 2: did I leave?

1027
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:04,439
Speaker 21: Oh my god, I can't believe it. Like I thought

1028
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:06,720
Speaker 21: we had instant chemistry. I saw something.

1029
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:08,480
Speaker 1: Man.

1030
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:13,040
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, Brianna, I mean, don't you feel a

1031
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:15,800
Speaker 2: little bit bad that you let him on so much?

1032
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 1: That's well? I mean I think that means that, Brianna,

1033
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:29,000
Speaker 1: you don't see a future with Scott.

1034
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 2: I don't know. There's only one way to find out,

1035
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:34,000
Speaker 2: and that's by asking, Brianna, we would like to send

1036
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 2: the two of you on another date and we'll pay

1037
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 2: for it. What do you say?

1038
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 22: The only way I would ever go out on another

1039
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 22: date with you, Scott was if one of my other

1040
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 22: friends or to have another date with you, I have

1041
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 22: something stolen and.

1042
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 2: Okay, so you're saying there's a chance Scott.

1043
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:57,360
Speaker 21: Friends, Oh my god, man.

1044
00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 5: What have you learned from all of this? Scott?

1045
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:02,680
Speaker 21: Like, I guess, just never trust a hot girl who

1046
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:06,200
Speaker 21: sends you a picture.

1047
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:08,520
Speaker 2: It's a good rule. And if there's any ladies out

1048
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 2: there that need some items recovered, call Brianna still get

1049
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 2: them back for you.

1050
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 1: That's a real business.

1051
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 13: I'm your girl, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

1052
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,520
Speaker 2: I mean, we all know men love their bathroom time.

1053
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:27,440
Speaker 1: That's a good point, but not like this.

1054
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:30,840
Speaker 2: If you missed a second date update One of our listeners.

1055
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 2: Scott met Brianna on Instagram. Their first date sounds like

1056
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:37,840
Speaker 2: something most guys would only dream of. Yeah, because she

1057
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:41,239
Speaker 2: basically pursued him. They ended up going to a bar,

1058
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:44,080
Speaker 2: had instant physical chemistry, so they went back to his

1059
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 2: place where they made out and Brianna offered Scott quote

1060
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:50,399
Speaker 2: a special surprise, and she told them to go wait

1061
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:52,240
Speaker 2: in the bathroom till she was ready.

1062
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 5: Oh man, you know.

1063
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 1: Though, you I feel like you should get some credit

1064
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:59,600
Speaker 1: for this, Jeffrey, because you were jaded right from the beginning. Yeah,

1065
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:01,560
Speaker 1: you out it that it could be that perfect.

1066
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:05,279
Speaker 2: It's true, I mean, and maybe it's just in my experience,

1067
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 2: women are much much more difficult. That's probably something that Yeah, probably,

1068
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:20,400
Speaker 2: I thought this was real. So Scott went and waited

1069
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 2: in the bathroom and waited and waited, and nothing was happening.

1070
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:25,919
Speaker 2: So seven minutes later he came out and Brianna was gone,

1071
00:52:26,719 --> 00:52:29,399
Speaker 2: nowhere to be found. When we called her, she said

1072
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 2: the whole day was actually just a setup and it

1073
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 2: was a reconnaissance mission to get her friend's watch back.

1074
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:38,399
Speaker 1: Dude, she is such a good friend, she really is.

1075
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:40,560
Speaker 2: I mean. Apparently a while ago, Scott hooked up with

1076
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:43,120
Speaker 2: one of Brianna's friends and she left her watch at

1077
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:45,600
Speaker 2: his place, but when she tried to contact him to

1078
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:49,040
Speaker 2: get it back, he just completely ghosted. Yeah, never answered.

1079
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 1: He got a little taste of his own medicine.

1080
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:51,000
Speaker 3: He did.

1081
00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:52,319
Speaker 8: Now.

1082
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:55,400
Speaker 2: Scott claimed that he just forgot but he meant to

1083
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:57,560
Speaker 2: do it, and he felt bad and it was all

1084
00:52:57,560 --> 00:52:58,360
Speaker 2: a little mistake.

1085
00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:00,440
Speaker 1: It sounded like he had a whole drawer full of

1086
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:03,320
Speaker 1: little trinkets the people had left at his house.

1087
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:05,640
Speaker 2: And Scott still wanted to get a date with Brion

1088
00:53:06,239 --> 00:53:08,520
Speaker 2: did based on all that had happened leading up to that,

1089
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:11,360
Speaker 2: but in the end there was no second date. However,

1090
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:14,359
Speaker 2: we did learn a valuable lesson today. It's probably really

1091
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:17,600
Speaker 2: only relevant to Jose. But Jose, you can't always trust

1092
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:19,000
Speaker 2: hot girls on Instagram.

1093
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:24,279
Speaker 1: It's a right. You're gonna forget the lesson in zero

1094
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:25,560
Speaker 1: point two minutes.

1095
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you want to get a second date update,

1096
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:29,439
Speaker 2: email the show. We'll call the person who isn't calling you.

1097
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 13: Back Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1098
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 2: If you ever get called in for jury duty, a

1099
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:38,800
Speaker 2: lot of people will try to get out of it

1100
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:42,200
Speaker 2: by coming up with some sort of excuse or a lie. Yeah, right,

1101
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:46,000
Speaker 2: whether they provide a doctor's note, or they say, oh

1102
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 2: I have a family vacation all next week, or they go,

1103
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 2: oh my wife's going to be in labor all next week.

1104
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:58,320
Speaker 2: Hold it in, honey, Okay, we need this. But Jose

1105
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:00,960
Speaker 2: has come up with a different strategy to get himself

1106
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:05,000
Speaker 2: out of jury duty. He literally goes and stands outside

1107
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 2: of the courthouse every single week, interviewing anybody that comes

1108
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:12,480
Speaker 2: in and out of those doors, so that the lawyers

1109
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:15,919
Speaker 2: and all the judges see him and know him so well. Yeah,

1110
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:18,560
Speaker 2: that when a trial comes up, they all go, please,

1111
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:20,719
Speaker 2: whatever you do, do not have him on the.

1112
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:26,839
Speaker 4: It's like, hey, can we recess for snacks again.

1113
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:30,040
Speaker 2: And start doing a stand up routine? Yeah, in the middle,

1114
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:35,840
Speaker 2: she reminds me of a bit I do on st Yeah,

1115
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:38,080
Speaker 2: but he does get some good audio while he's down there.

1116
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:41,960
Speaker 2: It's what you're doing at the courthouse coming up. It's

1117
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,560
Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and it's time for

1118
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:47,719
Speaker 2: what you're doing at the courthouse. When we go down

1119
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:50,440
Speaker 2: to the courthouse and ask a simple question, what you

1120
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:52,920
Speaker 2: doing at the courthouse? Tying him my old lady out

1121
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:53,440
Speaker 2: of jail?

1122
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:54,839
Speaker 10: Why is your a lady in jail?

1123
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:57,200
Speaker 2: So my lad on her says, she hit me in

1124
00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:59,960
Speaker 2: the head multiple times. The justice them out here stuff.

1125
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 10: What was the scenario were you fighting? Like, tell me

1126
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:02,960
Speaker 10: the story.

1127
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:05,840
Speaker 23: Because I lost her favorite pillow and I found it

1128
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:07,640
Speaker 23: the next day after she was in jail.

1129
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:10,479
Speaker 11: It's like, what the so you got in a fight

1130
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:13,000
Speaker 11: over her favorite pillow and then the neighbors called.

1131
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:14,879
Speaker 10: Yeah, they don't care, and they said, oh, she still

1132
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:15,279
Speaker 10: gotta go.

1133
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 11: It's almost like she gotta arrested for a pillow fight

1134
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:22,719
Speaker 11: pretty much. I've never heard of that before either, by until.

1135
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:25,240
Speaker 10: Now, what are they charging her with assault? Or assault?

1136
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 4: Wow?

1137
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:27,800
Speaker 10: With a with a fluffy weapon.

1138
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:31,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, she wasn't fighting with the pillow. She couldn't find

1139
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:32,200
Speaker 1: the pillow.

1140
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:32,560
Speaker 3: I know.

1141
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:34,520
Speaker 11: I don't know what happened there, but the pillow was

1142
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:35,600
Speaker 11: in the center of all of it.

1143
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is he may be the most forgiving boyfriend

1144
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:43,640
Speaker 1: a partner ever, Like what is wrong with him?

1145
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:47,080
Speaker 2: That's the scariest person in the jail cell. Oh just

1146
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:50,239
Speaker 2: imagine being in there, Like what do you win for? Like, oh, yeah,

1147
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:54,560
Speaker 2: you know, manslaughter, murder one? But that pillow, dude, stay away.

1148
00:55:55,960 --> 00:56:01,080
Speaker 2: Scary pillow man. He can do with a pillow. Oh yeah,

1149
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:03,480
Speaker 2: what you doing at the courthouse getting a divorce?

1150
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:06,319
Speaker 10: Are you upset about that? Or happy about it?

1151
00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:06,880
Speaker 2: Happy?

1152
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:10,560
Speaker 10: Good? Good man? So why are you getting a divorce?

1153
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:12,040
Speaker 22: Cheat me?

1154
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 10: I've been through that before. So where did you meet

1155
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:16,000
Speaker 10: this girl?

1156
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:18,320
Speaker 2: We met in the Marine corps together.

1157
00:56:18,719 --> 00:56:22,400
Speaker 11: Oh, a military relationship, were maes? How does that work?

1158
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:24,240
Speaker 11: Like how do you hit on another marine?

1159
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:25,840
Speaker 8: Well?

1160
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:28,320
Speaker 2: I was in the infantry. I got introduced through friends.

1161
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:30,719
Speaker 11: Okay, so it was more of like I wasn't sure

1162
00:56:30,719 --> 00:56:32,840
Speaker 11: if it was like in the heat of battle. You're like,

1163
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:34,719
Speaker 11: you see how I took that bogie down? What do

1164
00:56:34,719 --> 00:56:35,839
Speaker 11: you guys call O? I don't know what they are.

1165
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:38,600
Speaker 4: What a bogey took? I took out a bogie? Does

1166
00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:39,200
Speaker 4: that make sense?

1167
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:41,040
Speaker 2: Really?

1168
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:45,120
Speaker 10: Okay, I'm not a marine? So we just found that out. Okay, hoorrah?

1169
00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:45,880
Speaker 2: Is that what you guys do?

1170
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:47,239
Speaker 1: Who rah?

1171
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:49,200
Speaker 2: No, I'm trying to.

1172
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:54,000
Speaker 1: And he's we just found out that you were to marine.

1173
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:57,200
Speaker 1: I mean I think that we knew that all alive did.

1174
00:56:57,239 --> 00:56:58,640
Speaker 2: Show you guys standing outside the.

1175
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:01,960
Speaker 1: Courthouse and this man's getting divorced, and you're like, yeah,

1176
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:04,960
Speaker 1: I've been through that, talking about Jose.

1177
00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:07,279
Speaker 4: I got cheated on one time, I think when you

1178
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:07,920
Speaker 4: were sixteen.

1179
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:10,520
Speaker 2: No, you're just like that marine. Thank you. You're actually

1180
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:14,440
Speaker 2: the opposite of a marine. Like sleeping, you're afraid of everything.

1181
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:18,160
Speaker 2: Haven't made your bed in seven years.

1182
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:20,680
Speaker 1: You just scream and run the other way and.

1183
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:25,000
Speaker 4: Say, who ry, get your stuff together?

1184
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:31,400
Speaker 10: What you're doing at the courthouse. I got pulled over.

1185
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:33,280
Speaker 5: I was having sex on the freeway.

1186
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:35,280
Speaker 10: How how are you driving?

1187
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:37,480
Speaker 1: Where you I am riding the rider?

1188
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:46,360
Speaker 10: Okay he was driving. You were riding. Yeah, well, just

1189
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:48,120
Speaker 10: like that, the cops pulled you over.

1190
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:49,080
Speaker 16: Me over.

1191
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:50,760
Speaker 10: What's the first thing you said to the cop when

1192
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:51,400
Speaker 10: they pulled you over?

1193
00:57:51,640 --> 00:57:57,040
Speaker 11: Oh you didn't try to say, oh I was hugging

1194
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:58,520
Speaker 11: him or you were trying to pull it off?

1195
00:57:58,640 --> 00:57:58,760
Speaker 3: Uh?

1196
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:00,520
Speaker 5: Uh, I am too obvious?

1197
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:02,000
Speaker 10: Were you high?

1198
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 1: Then?

1199
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:02,960
Speaker 13: No?

1200
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:04,439
Speaker 1: It should have been though.

1201
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:12,479
Speaker 2: Just imagine the cop coming pulling them over, like, excuse me, man,

1202
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:14,400
Speaker 2: do you know why I pulled you over?

1203
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:15,520
Speaker 13: Now?

1204
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:17,720
Speaker 6: I have no idea. What do you mean?

1205
00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:19,920
Speaker 1: There's two of us, We're in the carpool and.

1206
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:23,040
Speaker 2: We got our seatbelt around both of us. What's the problem?

1207
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:25,960
Speaker 10: What you doing at the courthouse?

1208
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:27,160
Speaker 1: Man?

1209
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:30,080
Speaker 23: Ali set me up a bout some failure. Man, I'm

1210
00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:31,040
Speaker 23: taking drug classes.

1211
00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 10: Wait a minute, you got set up.

1212
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:34,160
Speaker 22: There's some bush.

1213
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:35,560
Speaker 10: Tell me the story what happened?

1214
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:35,680
Speaker 13: Man?

1215
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:36,760
Speaker 10: How do you know you got set up?

1216
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:37,640
Speaker 3: Man?

1217
00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:40,160
Speaker 23: I really get set up, like you know, set up,

1218
00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:41,880
Speaker 23: set up where like you know how they set you up,

1219
00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:45,560
Speaker 23: undercover type. But man, it was just some bush like

1220
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:48,160
Speaker 23: I said, man just saying it was good, but it

1221
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:48,680
Speaker 23: wasn't good.

1222
00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:48,920
Speaker 13: Man.

1223
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:50,800
Speaker 10: What did you say to your friend or have you

1224
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:51,439
Speaker 10: talked to him?

1225
00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:52,320
Speaker 3: Man?

1226
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:55,360
Speaker 23: They apologizing, Man, but they told me they got me.

1227
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 23: It's good you feel me.

1228
00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:58,600
Speaker 4: So at least you're not like locked up, right.

1229
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:01,920
Speaker 23: Man, I was on the book for like three four days.

1230
00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:03,240
Speaker 10: Have you been locked up before?

1231
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:04,000
Speaker 13: Nah?

1232
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:04,360
Speaker 23: Hell?

1233
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:04,560
Speaker 13: No?

1234
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:05,680
Speaker 10: Are you scared of jail?

1235
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:06,200
Speaker 16: Man?

1236
00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:07,680
Speaker 2: Scared?

1237
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:09,360
Speaker 23: Well, I don't want to go to jail.

1238
00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:11,400
Speaker 10: It sucks, right hell yeah.

1239
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:14,640
Speaker 23: So I'm gonna just I'm a square bear from Delaware

1240
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:16,080
Speaker 23: right now.

1241
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:19,320
Speaker 4: By the way, squarebear from Delaware means he's being good.

1242
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:22,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we got it, We got it?

1243
00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:27,480
Speaker 14: Well, yeah, thank you.

1244
00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:32,560
Speaker 2: Can you get a contact high from just listening to audio? Man, Man,

1245
00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:34,520
Speaker 2: I'm feeling good right now, dude.

1246
00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:36,240
Speaker 11: And everything was like I got set up, but I

1247
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:37,280
Speaker 11: didn't really get set up.

1248
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:39,160
Speaker 4: I'm scared of jail, but I don't care about good.

1249
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:42,120
Speaker 1: I know, and it's all good. It's all good. I

1250
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:43,760
Speaker 1: think it's actually the opposite of good.

1251
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:53,520
Speaker 2: Right now, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Brook's

1252
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:55,400
Speaker 2: going for three wins in a row today, and we

1253
00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:58,240
Speaker 2: got another first timer I wants to go up against you.

1254
00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:01,080
Speaker 2: His name's Cutler from Arlington and Cutler welcome to the

1255
01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:03,240
Speaker 2: show man, Hey, great to be on.

1256
01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:05,800
Speaker 1: Oh man, Culor where'd you get that name from? I mean,

1257
01:00:05,800 --> 01:00:08,040
Speaker 1: I know your parents, but is there any like history

1258
01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:08,320
Speaker 1: on it?

1259
01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:12,160
Speaker 8: Maybe like five generations back. I never met the other Cutler,

1260
01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:13,320
Speaker 8: but oh there's another one.

1261
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:16,080
Speaker 2: Oh wow, my cousin was a butler.

1262
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:20,000
Speaker 1: Yes, I thought that they owned a knights company or something.

1263
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:23,439
Speaker 2: How do you feel like you're gonna do? Here?

1264
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:25,360
Speaker 21: A smart guy?

1265
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:27,240
Speaker 7: I mean I look like the guy from Jeopardy that

1266
01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:30,080
Speaker 7: won all those games, that redhead oh.

1267
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:34,240
Speaker 1: Ken Jenny, Yes, yeah, right, just to look alike.

1268
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:36,680
Speaker 2: And so Cutler, you know the game's played. You have

1269
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:38,960
Speaker 2: thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you

1270
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:40,320
Speaker 2: don't know when, you could say past. But you have

1271
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:42,600
Speaker 2: to beat Brooke outright to win. Are you ready?

1272
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:43,760
Speaker 21: I'm ready?

1273
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:45,880
Speaker 2: All right? Good luck man, here we go. Your time

1274
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:49,840
Speaker 2: starts now. A Charlie Brown Christmas premiered on TV on

1275
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:50,560
Speaker 2: this day in.

1276
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:54,920
Speaker 6: What decade, nineteen fifties.

1277
01:00:55,320 --> 01:01:02,040
Speaker 2: Trenton is the capital of what states? Which musical artist

1278
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:09,480
Speaker 2: has a fan base named the Camillizers? Camelizers? How many

1279
01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:10,680
Speaker 2: stars are in the Big Dipper?

1280
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:13,520
Speaker 6: Twelve?

1281
01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:16,760
Speaker 2: Bob Belcher is the lead character of what animated TV

1282
01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:23,760
Speaker 2: show Pass all right, pass on that last one. Let's

1283
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:27,200
Speaker 2: bring Brooke back into the studio and Cutler on my

1284
01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:29,680
Speaker 2: phone screener. Here it says that you have an annual

1285
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:32,360
Speaker 2: holiday tradition in your family of doing Elf on the shelf.

1286
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:33,160
Speaker 8: Oh?

1287
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:34,560
Speaker 21: Absolutely, Oh nice.

1288
01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:36,920
Speaker 2: What's the most creative place that you've ever seen? The

1289
01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:38,080
Speaker 2: little guy inside your house?

1290
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:39,960
Speaker 17: I think yesterday took the cake.

1291
01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:43,360
Speaker 2: We found cereal on the floor right outside of the cupboard,

1292
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:45,720
Speaker 2: and she looked like she had cut her way through

1293
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:47,640
Speaker 2: the cereal box and left a mess for us.

1294
01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:54,960
Speaker 1: Oh, my seven year old, I'm not kidding, asked me yesterday.

1295
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:58,160
Speaker 1: Mom of kids say that that elf visits their house.

1296
01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:00,320
Speaker 1: Why doesn't an elf visit our house?

1297
01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:02,160
Speaker 2: Because you don't have alf on the show?

1298
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:06,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I told her, because she's really well behaved.

1299
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:13,960
Speaker 2: And now that elf owes this family money. Yeah, grocer,

1300
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:18,680
Speaker 2: all right to your terran. Are you ready?

1301
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:18,960
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1302
01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:22,680
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. A Charlie Brown Christmas premiered on

1303
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:24,680
Speaker 2: TV on this day in what decade?

1304
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:25,320
Speaker 1: Sixties?

1305
01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:28,919
Speaker 2: Trenton is the capital of what state, New Jersey? Which

1306
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:33,520
Speaker 2: musical artist has a fan base named the Camelizers? Cambalizers

1307
01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:36,280
Speaker 2: pass How many stars are in the Big Dipper.

1308
01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:37,960
Speaker 1: Seven?

1309
01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:41,760
Speaker 2: Bob Belcher is the lead character of what animated show.

1310
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:46,440
Speaker 5: Oh my god, the burger one passed.

1311
01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:47,200
Speaker 4: Bob's Burgers.

1312
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:47,880
Speaker 1: Bob's Burgers.

1313
01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:50,280
Speaker 2: What South American country has the most fresh water in

1314
01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:50,800
Speaker 2: the world.

1315
01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:53,960
Speaker 1: South American country, That would be Brazil.

1316
01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:57,600
Speaker 2: Oh, got your answers in. We're going to the scoreboard.

1317
01:02:57,680 --> 01:03:04,480
Speaker 2: Check out how you did with Jose Flavor Cutler. Your

1318
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:09,960
Speaker 2: first time, you were nervous. You got zero. We're so

1319
01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:11,680
Speaker 2: happy to have you on the show. You just get

1320
01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:14,120
Speaker 2: your feet wet here. First time is always a rough skill.

1321
01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:20,120
Speaker 4: Next time, Brook you got five. Blutuch.

1322
01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:22,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna sting a little bit. Cutler, But let's

1323
01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:26,160
Speaker 2: go over the answers here. That's gonna cut deep. A

1324
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:29,160
Speaker 2: Charlie Brown Christmas premiered on TV on this day in

1325
01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:33,160
Speaker 2: the nineteen sixties. Trenton is the capital of New Jersey.

1326
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:41,480
Speaker 2: The Camelizers is the fan base name for Camillicabao. There

1327
01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:45,480
Speaker 2: are seven stars in the Big Dipper constellation. Bob Belcher's

1328
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:48,760
Speaker 2: lead character in Bob's Burgers. We did give you that.

1329
01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:50,520
Speaker 4: Because the rules are as long as he hasn't started

1330
01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:51,080
Speaker 4: the next question.

1331
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:53,360
Speaker 5: Yeah like burgers.

1332
01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:54,520
Speaker 1: Oh wait, it's really easy.

1333
01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:55,080
Speaker 2: Yeah it is.

1334
01:03:55,720 --> 01:03:57,080
Speaker 6: And Brooke was right.

1335
01:03:57,160 --> 01:04:00,400
Speaker 2: Brazil does have the most fresh water in the world.

1336
01:04:01,120 --> 01:04:04,360
Speaker 1: Just what was a big country just picked a big one,

1337
01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:05,280
Speaker 1: a lot of water.

1338
01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:08,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I think that's played Windbrooks Block, same time

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Speaker 2: tomorrow

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Speaker 13: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.