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Speaker 1: was a smart move and ladies and gentlemen, my longtime friends,

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Speaker 1: So today we got a good day lined up for you.

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Speaker 1: That is a powerful message. Enjoy your day, make something

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Speaker 1: So man, go no risch Man going on the chill

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Speaker 1: out the rest of the day. I trt Man, I

422
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Speaker 1: know I'm gonna smoke no weed? Whoever had the weed?

423
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Speaker 1: The people man, my grand we all read what we

424
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Speaker 1: all the happy Fried to. Every matter of this is

425
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Speaker 1: gruff date. This is get ready for Fried gr We

426
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Speaker 1: got dogs and how they can get matched up with

427
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Speaker 1: their owners. The website How I Met My Dog seeks

428
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Speaker 1: to match humans with dogs based on things like personality,

429
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Speaker 1: like lifestyle, and like behavior. Yeah, who feels out the

430
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Speaker 1: profile for the dog, profile for the doll? Okay, Well,

431
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Speaker 1: this is how the site works. It's similar to dating

432
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Speaker 1: sites like match um and then ask you detailed science

433
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Speaker 1: based questions that aims to figure out exactly which dogs

434
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Speaker 1: and adopter should meet. After a match has made, it's

435
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 1: up to the adopter to visit the dog, and either

436
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 1: they or the shelter will make the final determination as

437
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:17,239
Speaker 1: to whether the match is perfect. Carlo. We know you

438
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:22,360
Speaker 1: love dogs, love them. What it's called? How I met

439
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Speaker 1: my dog? You don't have to be chained up to

440
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Speaker 1: a treaty. Ain't a good match with own? No? No,

441
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Speaker 1: his name was my dog? That was her name? Wait

442
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Speaker 1: what I named the dog? My dog? My dog? And

443
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 1: so when I go, yeah, my dog, what's his name?

444
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 1: My dog? That's what I'm asking. You're listening to Steve

445
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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Most of our listeners where I've worked?

446
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Speaker 1: Right now? Guy? And I guess what? What? Job interviews

447
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 1: are useless? Uh? This is according to a new study,

448
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 1: job interviews are useless. We've all gone through job interviews.

449
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 1: You just called me. Well, it's a good thing because

450
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 1: it would have been it would have been useless. What

451
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Speaker 1: qualifications jo had the interviewed news. According to a new

452
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 1: new survey and a new study, job interviews are useless,

453
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Speaker 1: especially if those job interviews are free form. Recent ours

454
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Speaker 1: would be free form on this particular job. Researchers found

455
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 1: that people have too much confidence in their ability to

456
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 1: make accurate judgments from face to face conversations. Now, because

457
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 1: of this, interviewers ignore other important important information, such as

458
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 1: the past job performance or of an applicant, and other

459
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 1: job related skills the applicant might have. Instead, they allow

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00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 1: themselves to be charmed into hiring the wrong person. So,

461
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Speaker 1: Steve Jr. Jay Tommy, Uh, tell about your first not

462
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 1: this job interview, but tell us about your first job interview. Oh,

463
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 1: I had a job one time. This true story. I'm

464
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 1: gonna make up some other stuff later on, but this

465
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 1: right here is true. I had a job. I was

466
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Speaker 1: very tiny, as the boy as small, and I had

467
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Speaker 1: a job at a car wash and the car shells

468
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 1: placed and I would set back the spedmens you know,

469
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 1: so so it looked like it was a new car,

470
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Speaker 1: you know, like it was three thousand miles. I said

471
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 1: it back to like a thousand miles. And I didn't

472
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 1: have the interview for that, just because I could fit

473
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Speaker 1: my ass up under the dashboard. And then I was

474
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 1: turning back and I was you know, I got so

475
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 1: fat I couldn't get up undy and I lost that job.

476
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 1: I didn't last that long. Get somebody else. Yeah, you

477
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:08,600
Speaker 1: have to get somebody. I'm gonna sit back. I wasn't

478
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 1: oldom to said that. Wow, Steve, I know you have

479
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:22,120
Speaker 1: a story about interviews. Yes, I know you do. I

480
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 1: was an interview one time for this job after I

481
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 1: got laid off at Forward. It wasn't that good a job.

482
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 1: I just needed work, man, I just needed some work.

483
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:37,080
Speaker 1: And I'm sitting in this interview at a insurance company.

484
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:39,479
Speaker 1: But it was a debit insurance company. I ended up

485
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 1: working for Commonwealth, but I interviewed for another one, a competitor,

486
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 1: and it was just real rank. Debit insurance companies is rank.

487
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Speaker 1: It's nothing but a rip off. And I'm sitting down

488
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Speaker 1: an interviewing. Its fat dude is interviewing me. And I

489
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 1: got a little suit on. I impressed it out nice

490
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 1: and everything. So he says, uh, so tell me why

491
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 1: I should hire you? And you know I was so.

492
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 1: I was my third interview with this raging ass coming

493
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 1: and was kind of pissing me off, you know, so

494
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,920
Speaker 1: he said, so tell me why should How you don't

495
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:13,520
Speaker 1: say I'm about as good I'm really so to tell

496
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:15,800
Speaker 1: you the truth, I'm I'm about as good as anything

497
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:21,240
Speaker 1: sitting in here right now. Okay, I don't see nobody

498
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:23,840
Speaker 1: around here that I think could outsail me or anything.

499
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 1: He said, you're just basing that on the way people appear.

500
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 1: I said, noncious, how I feel about myself? He said,

501
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Speaker 1: So do you think you can outsail me? Asked when

502
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 1: the interview didn't do Yeah, I don't really see you

503
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 1: beat me doing nothing, he said. He said, I think

504
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:50,840
Speaker 1: you should leave this interview because there's no way we

505
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:55,319
Speaker 1: with HW. A person is arrogantly said, man, you're fat.

506
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Speaker 1: You know the word fat? Bestard blows the nobody. Actually,

507
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:10,839
Speaker 1: if it's just in your eyes, nobody, nobody, I'm not

508
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:23,279
Speaker 1: giving a job coming, Okay, nephew. I interviewed to be

509
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 1: a bouncer at a strip clop. What hey, boy, man,

510
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:32,440
Speaker 1: I'm going to the bathroom. I'm not gonna sit here

511
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,840
Speaker 1: behind your little high but I need your money. I

512
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:40,160
Speaker 1: needed the money a strong never had a muscle in

513
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:48,359
Speaker 1: your chest. Young, show is gonna be bound. You can't

514
00:35:48,400 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 1: throw nobody at It's strippers bigger in two days that

515
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:05,759
Speaker 1: the strip cluss scripple whoop. And I lied to you

516
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 1: that I picked up some money off the flow and

517
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:10,319
Speaker 1: I was gonna give it to it. She thought I

518
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:13,360
Speaker 1: was taking her money. And I got my brother whooping

519
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 1: some male strip club that get diamond, diamond. I'm gonna

520
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 1: junior this is every day, every day day you got

521
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:38,880
Speaker 1: all the smelling like victory. I was cold and interviewed

522
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:52,640
Speaker 1: on Jay like peach any but can you stand yeah? Man, yeah,

523
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:54,919
Speaker 1: you've been in a fight before. I'm like, yeah, y'all

524
00:36:54,880 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 1: handled myself man day too, she thought, Wait with thirty dollars. Oh,

525
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 1: I never had a job interview. I had laid. My

526
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 1: first job though, was laying palets of grass yaws. I

527
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 1: quit the same day. Have you ever laid palets of y'all?

528
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 1: I can't say that I have breaking Oh my gosh.

529
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 1: I let him have it. I was sixteen. I let

530
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:34,920
Speaker 1: him have that. You're listening to morning show. What y'all

531
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 1: need to do? Right now? Let's get close to the radio. Wow,

532
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 1: because you gene it is about to come on. Baby,

533
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:49,759
Speaker 1: I'm yelling. I love a baby. At the end, come

534
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:56,800
Speaker 1: out and come out con see I'm not I'm sorry,

535
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 1: Carlin Shirley Junior, Timey and the White and down and leave.

536
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:10,480
Speaker 1: The greatest introducer in the world, Jay Anthony Brown. Yes,

537
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:12,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so excited to be here because

538
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 1: I am I'm opening up a small business at home.

539
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 1: This is yes, this is what I want you to

540
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:20,800
Speaker 1: start doing. People. I want you to start listening to

541
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 1: use your home. Okay, open up you a business, do something,

542
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 1: be very creative, be an entrepreneur. Okay, I'm opening up

543
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 1: in my in my kitchen, my own men's beauty parlor.

544
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 1: This is where you come out for It's like it's

545
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 1: like yeah, it's like a beauty part where you can

546
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 1: come out and you know, you get you get me,

547
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:46,520
Speaker 1: you know like me and I love to do that

548
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 1: every time you say because we're so aggressive, you know

549
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 1: they want to be a hard anyway. So you know,

550
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 1: like we have um, you know, their feet need to

551
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:57,759
Speaker 1: be softened. You know that hens need to be done

552
00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:00,840
Speaker 1: like a pedicure. Pedicure man and yourself like that. You

553
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 1: know in the kitchen, in the kitchen you're doing people

554
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 1: fee So you got and you know what you gotta

555
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:10,759
Speaker 1: do is come in here and you're gonna put your

556
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 1: feet in the tub of the water. We're gonna stopping

557
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,759
Speaker 1: up out your cut coast and stuff like that. And

558
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 1: you know what, you're gonna typing up your cut coast

559
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:21,839
Speaker 1: and then you know we're gonna get you trimmed up

560
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 1: in there. But then what more important, Like I know,

561
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 1: Junior need this because you got excellent. So this is

562
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:36,319
Speaker 1: what has yeahs active, my friend, I don't have no yes, yes, yes,

563
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 1: you don't sell You gotta tell you yeah so because

564
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 1: I ain't never So you're gonna see the act like

565
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 1: I ain't never popped in black heads on your back.

566
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 1: You gotta see that act like I ain't never popped

567
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 1: up black head on your back, sitting here and say

568
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 1: I ain't that you ain't never did it. I ain't

569
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:05,719
Speaker 1: never about you know a little bit there never the

570
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 1: same kitchen you will be cooking in. I'm not gonna

571
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:15,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna covering my whole kitchen table and what I

572
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 1: do cross that table, across this tape, because because we

573
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:23,439
Speaker 1: got to get your back, because you've got eggs. You're

574
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:30,160
Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right. Coming

575
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:35,120
Speaker 1: up next, it's Jay Anthony Brown with another murder, another

576
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,359
Speaker 1: murder to hit the song. Well, that's one the thing

577
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:39,280
Speaker 1: about the murders of hits is to take the song

578
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 1: that's already out and totally destroy it. The name murder

579
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:48,920
Speaker 1: the hits at least key song. We've got something in common.

580
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:53,520
Speaker 1: A great song, very good song, but the song is

581
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 1: dedicated to people who have nothing in common at all,

582
00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:06,359
Speaker 1: yet they remained together. Check it out. Sometimes you just

583
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:13,800
Speaker 1: get sick of him. You used to be my line,

584
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:19,799
Speaker 1: and now sometimes I will stay you are dead fed up.

585
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 1: I don't want to try. You've had a brick touched

586
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 1: my shoe in your head. I hate you. I hate

587
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:31,280
Speaker 1: you that you and the glue and not my bood,

588
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:34,840
Speaker 1: not my book. Time for you to move. If you

589
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:38,759
Speaker 1: stay away, I might just want to kill you. I

590
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,400
Speaker 1: know you, I know you. You just can't take the truth.

591
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 1: We ain't got nothing in coming. I'm just being honest.

592
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 1: Will you? We ain't got nothing in coming? Hell, I'm

593
00:41:54,719 --> 00:41:58,759
Speaker 1: being honest, will you? It's time for me to set

594
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:01,239
Speaker 1: for self free. You bring the heat out of me.

595
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:05,799
Speaker 1: I will be catching. That is such a stupid It's

596
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 1: time for me to set for self break. You bring

597
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 1: the heat eyt of me. I will be catching that.

598
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 1: Tip is such a stupid We ain't got nothing in coming,

599
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:22,439
Speaker 1: and I'm just being honest, will you? We ain't got

600
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:31,279
Speaker 1: nothing in coming? Hell, I'm being honest. Will you do

601
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 1: that said? All? Does that? That said? Many coming? You

602
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:38,360
Speaker 1: ain't got nothing? Don't stop it. I'm just being honest.

603
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 1: You you bring the hat et didn't need. I hope

604
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:53,280
Speaker 1: you catch alationship where you ain't have nothing in coming. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

605
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 1: that's amazing. You realize that. I don't think when they

606
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 1: in the door and they when they come back from

607
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 1: wherever it is they've been, and they come back and

608
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 1: they go, hey, that's it right there. That's what I

609
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 1: can't stand about your when you say, hey, how you

610
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 1: doing that? Gets how you doing? See that's the thing

611
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:20,760
Speaker 1: that's making me man right there that you spoke good morning?

612
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 1: What's so good about it? You hear that? One get

613
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:36,320
Speaker 1: to that point when the relationship is empty. Everything is wrong, Yeah,

614
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:39,479
Speaker 1: all of them. All of it's on your last note.

615
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:44,759
Speaker 1: Everything they do. The breathing, Hey, I just took the

616
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 1: way you breathe. My girlfriend can stand away. Her husband

617
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:57,480
Speaker 1: chewed his food completely. She was done. They divorced shortly

618
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:02,520
Speaker 1: shortly to one more time you choose something, one more

619
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 1: time you get on my last had a girl. I

620
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:11,280
Speaker 1: had a girl told me she didn't like my cologne,

621
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:16,320
Speaker 1: And never did you know? We was only like David

622
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 1: for like you know, four five or something like that.

623
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 1: Avon Devon by de Yeah, that's that's colder stuff. I

624
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 1: ever smelled in my life at that time, at that

625
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 1: time because oh yeah, okay, yeah, that's a big o

626
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:46,280
Speaker 1: when lack of fail hit the scene. What the coldest

627
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 1: the coldest stove boat all time with Polo? Oh, get

628
00:44:52,160 --> 00:45:01,960
Speaker 1: out of here. Totally disagree, karate kidding me? Anybody you're

629
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 1: listening show, Hey, coming up at the top of the hour,

630
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:10,760
Speaker 1: about four minutes after the hour, get ready for today's

631
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:14,120
Speaker 1: strawberry Ladder. But next Tom and Frank, Tim and Prank

632
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:28,319
Speaker 1: phone call time and got one didn't do with this thunderboat? Hello? Hey, man,

633
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:31,680
Speaker 1: let me not here? Who's called? Hey? Just tun the

634
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:37,279
Speaker 1: boat from the club man? What does she get in? Hello? Yeah, yeah,

635
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:40,360
Speaker 1: this thunder boat man? What ties she get in? What

636
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 1: do you mean? What did you get in? Uh? She

637
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 1: ain't in here now, but you know what I mean?

638
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:49,960
Speaker 1: What you need? Hey? Uh, I'm trying to actually get

639
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 1: an address and stuff. Man. She got me dancing this

640
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 1: weekend on Saturday night, and I want to see it.

641
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:57,560
Speaker 1: Make sure I got the address to everything. Everything still home?

642
00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 1: You know I didn't already gave answering, So whatnot? What

643
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:03,840
Speaker 1: you mean she got your dancing? She asked me to

644
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 1: do some male dancing on Saturday night. So I went

645
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:08,920
Speaker 1: on and took off at the club. And uh, you

646
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:10,839
Speaker 1: know she don't already got my Mike gall ain't she

647
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:12,680
Speaker 1: ain't had you do no mail dancing? My girl? She

648
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:15,760
Speaker 1: nah my gals, he goes and she goes to school

649
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 1: at at night on weekends. So you know, naing, Okay, okay, okay,

650
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 1: who is this is? I ain't David David fiance? What? Yeah,

651
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:27,360
Speaker 1: that's my gal? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,

652
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 1: squeakers been to getting married, squeaky squeaky Wait wait wait, okay,

653
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:37,239
Speaker 1: a guy, na I'm David, right, Okay, that's that's that's

654
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:39,799
Speaker 1: that's squeaking squeaker to give me on my gal? You

655
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:43,360
Speaker 1: said you were dancing. I dance that man is I'm thunderful.

656
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 1: But how do you know my girl she come to

657
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 1: the club on say that, she asked me about doing

658
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 1: some dancing for this coming say that, so she always

659
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,760
Speaker 1: gave me half the money. He comes to the clubs

660
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:55,799
Speaker 1: on on Saturdays. Now my girl go to schools on saturdays. Lane,

661
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 1: you know, now on what listen first, I'm blowing way,

662
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:02,480
Speaker 1: but you trying to tell me, squeaking Mary that you

663
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 1: got me really toe up with stuff I don't know. No, No, squeaking,

664
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:08,400
Speaker 1: that's what we call her at the club. Man. I man, look,

665
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:10,160
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get into all of that. What I'm

666
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:12,560
Speaker 1: really calling about it she got me working this weekend

667
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:14,960
Speaker 1: doing some dancing, and I'm trying to just make sure

668
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:16,920
Speaker 1: that we're on for this week because I didn't gave

669
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 1: my spot up at the club. You're trying to tell

670
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:23,399
Speaker 1: Michael hanging out at him Buck Naking Club dance man.

671
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 1: Squeak had been coming up in them man, for the

672
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:28,080
Speaker 1: last week. He's been there long enough to help nick names.

673
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 1: So I do know squeaking for five years. Sqeaky been

674
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:35,399
Speaker 1: coming Man, this this thunderbolt. Me and Squeaker go way back. No, man,

675
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:38,440
Speaker 1: well we're gonna handle when she get in here, and

676
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:40,600
Speaker 1: you can, you know, handle yours? Have you got to

677
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 1: handle it? Talk to wherever you got to to get

678
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 1: your little money or whatever. No, no, no, I don't

679
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 1: wait a minute, man, that's not as you're listening. Man,

680
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,200
Speaker 1: I can't get my slot back at the club. The

681
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 1: squeaker got to give me the remaining balanced, man. Even

682
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 1: if she ain't gonna do, I need my other winding balance.

683
00:47:57,719 --> 00:48:00,160
Speaker 1: I get to give you the main balance of nothing. Man,

684
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 1: I need to ring my money money that that she

685
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:04,759
Speaker 1: gave you. What you sing, you can just count that out.

686
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:07,439
Speaker 1: Here's gonna give your things. Hey, man, I'm under boat,

687
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:09,920
Speaker 1: gonna get his money. Man, I need my one fit

688
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 1: sunderboats don't get this, well, then that's what you got

689
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 1: to do to That's what you got to do. Man.

690
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:17,200
Speaker 1: I told you what that's for, sundabook. But we need

691
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 1: to getting no kid talking about calling you kid and

692
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 1: all the soo, ain't ain't working for to give money

693
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 1: a Wayne to some funderboat lighting or whatever. He ain't. Man,

694
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 1: Look man, it's thunderboat. It ain't lighting. It's thunderboat lighting

695
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 1: and worked on Wednesday night. There's thunderboat. I don't know

696
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 1: who you didn't talk to already about that, but you

697
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:36,399
Speaker 1: need to haul that them. But don't be calling here

698
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 1: asking my girl to give you some money. Ain't giving

699
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 1: you because she don't make nothing. I'm coming over there

700
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 1: now and get my money from squeaky. I ain't. I

701
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 1: ain't hearing it. Don't make nothing. You think all the

702
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:52,040
Speaker 1: money around here, so you ain't gonna get nothing from

703
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:54,840
Speaker 1: over year fathering. So you can wipe that your mind.

704
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 1: I'm coming over there to get my money from Squeaky today.

705
00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:00,040
Speaker 1: You're coming over here. I'm coming over to get my

706
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:03,239
Speaker 1: money from Squeaking. I ain't got time to play. I

707
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 1: love my slot at the club. And see what you get.

708
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 1: See you get some money. Get your leg stunted coming

709
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:10,920
Speaker 1: over there to get the rest of his buney. You've

710
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:12,880
Speaker 1: been not bring them over here because you come for what.

711
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:15,120
Speaker 1: I tell you what it bring him going over here

712
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna show you lighting it. I ain't know

713
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:19,840
Speaker 1: you got some money on verdab she ring here and

714
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:21,600
Speaker 1: giving you money and the way I'm struggling, I tell

715
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:23,920
Speaker 1: you what you bring your little fiel you won't do

716
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,280
Speaker 1: and watch one throw down. Hey man, all I'm saying

717
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 1: is I'm gonna come over there and wait outside down

718
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 1: for Squeaky to get there to get the rest of

719
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 1: my money. That's what I'm saying to you. You're gonna

720
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:35,359
Speaker 1: come over and said outside what I've been to come

721
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:37,440
Speaker 1: over there and wait outside for Squeaky to get this

722
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:39,480
Speaker 1: so I could get the rest of my money over

723
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:41,799
Speaker 1: here and said out side money house, That's what I'm

724
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:43,040
Speaker 1: been to do with That's when it takes for me

725
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:44,880
Speaker 1: to get my money from Squeaky. I'll tell you what.

726
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 1: You bring him over here there and sit outside of

727
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 1: my house. And when you get you you blow the horn. One.

728
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 1: That's what you do. You throw the horns. Come out

729
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:52,839
Speaker 1: there and meet you and let you know what's going

730
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:55,800
Speaker 1: down for push them and we leave me here. She

731
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 1: can see you all laid out like, come out over

732
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:00,799
Speaker 1: and get your money. I'm gonna be get my money.

733
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:02,560
Speaker 1: Screen you on me a hundred and fifty dollars and

734
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:04,400
Speaker 1: I'm been to come get. Don't give up what she

735
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:06,920
Speaker 1: told you. I said a mom is she giving you?

736
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 1: You gotta be happy with that. You want to come

737
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:11,480
Speaker 1: over here talking about you want some old money. You

738
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 1: know somebody old thunderbolt or hundred and fifty dollars and

739
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:18,080
Speaker 1: thunderboat don't get his money better trying to go and

740
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 1: dance at the club on this weekend. So here you

741
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:24,600
Speaker 1: will not be dancing at the talking about sitting out

742
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:27,440
Speaker 1: front of mom. Squeaky gonna give me my wumping. You

743
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:28,840
Speaker 1: ain't even't got nothing to do with this, is no

744
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,719
Speaker 1: way this transaction is between me and Squeaky. It ain't

745
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:33,840
Speaker 1: got nothing to do with you no way her name is,

746
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:35,920
Speaker 1: then he's got everything to do with me. You call

747
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:39,480
Speaker 1: my const talking about chilling you from mine, and you

748
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 1: going over here. I got your money, come get you,

749
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:45,279
Speaker 1: and I got your money right here. I gonna be

750
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 1: sitting out first waiting on you. Squeaky the one asked

751
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:50,759
Speaker 1: for me to dance sadday night. Squeaky, Yeah, I told

752
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:53,480
Speaker 1: a three hundred dollars sous kills. Now I ain't gonna

753
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 1: get no kills, but I'll tell you why. I am

754
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 1: gonna get my three hundred dollars. I got one fifty

755
00:50:58,040 --> 00:50:59,920
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna get the other one fifty with Squeaky

756
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:01,719
Speaker 1: it out. You ain't getting it from me. You're gonna

757
00:51:01,719 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 1: get you buston from me. I got one more thing

758
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:05,840
Speaker 1: I need to say to you. What you're listening to me?

759
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:09,920
Speaker 1: I'm listening. But this is mith you Tommy from the

760
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:14,320
Speaker 1: Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got cranked by your homeboy.

761
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:23,560
Speaker 1: Who Who's this is Mitthew? Timmy man from the Steve

762
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:29,120
Speaker 1: Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked by your homeboy. God,

763
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:36,239
Speaker 1: you need to quiz to play too much? Y'all had

764
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 1: round this. I'm putting on boots man, I got gear

765
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:44,920
Speaker 1: up to the glad ends squabble, I got pikes and

766
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:49,680
Speaker 1: bad that I didn't a whole man. You're man, y'all,

767
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:53,719
Speaker 1: bro I've been glading. Somebody drank yo comming. I'm gonna

768
00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 1: get that. Y'all got me, y'all got me? Man. I

769
00:51:57,200 --> 00:52:00,040
Speaker 1: got one more thing. I gotta ask you, man, what

770
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 1: are you? What is the bat? I'm talking about the

771
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land, the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

772
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,800
Speaker 1: All right, so, um jay, and this is nothing personal.

773
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 1: This has nothing to do with you. This story. I

774
00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:16,320
Speaker 1: just want you to know that you know I'm working

775
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:20,080
Speaker 1: so so the story goes. When you leave a job,

776
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 1: either because if you were fired or in your case,

777
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:25,920
Speaker 1: because you quit, there's a good chance you've got some

778
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:30,400
Speaker 1: opinion about the company and the people you worked with.

779
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 1: So uh, let me let me just ask you this.

780
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:39,279
Speaker 1: Have you ever dropped some truth bombs on your way

781
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:41,760
Speaker 1: out the door? And if and if so, any regrets?

782
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:45,839
Speaker 1: Put man on the internet for the world to see

783
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:52,759
Speaker 1: the world. Oh the Internet has changed. People can ball

784
00:52:52,880 --> 00:53:00,360
Speaker 1: up a note. Yea, I never got the note, but

785
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:07,719
Speaker 1: the internet eraise a voicemail. Oh you heard from me?

786
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:19,400
Speaker 1: And you know why I'm mad, Steve, I know, no, well, no,

787
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:26,879
Speaker 1: I'm trying to grow into a level headed form of Christianity.

788
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:37,160
Speaker 1: This is new. But if this is helpful, don't get hot. Well,

789
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:40,920
Speaker 1: I didn't let me go somewhere else. Oh you know,

790
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:43,799
Speaker 1: I didn't fight off on the way out the door

791
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:50,200
Speaker 1: a couple. Yeah, I don't care to ship too much

792
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:53,839
Speaker 1: left for job. Well, you know, not so much cuss

793
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:57,800
Speaker 1: what I did. Okay, this true story. I was working

794
00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:01,280
Speaker 1: at General Electric Brandon call it just born in October.

795
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:05,279
Speaker 1: Christmas come and they had layoffs. Now, instead of waiting

796
00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:08,000
Speaker 1: until we come out of Christmas, They're gonna lay us

797
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:11,279
Speaker 1: off the Friday before Christmas. And then they gave all

798
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:17,440
Speaker 1: of us a turkey, a frozen turkey pound turkey. Okay,

799
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:21,080
Speaker 1: so I took my turkey and threw it through the

800
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:26,120
Speaker 1: general manager's window on the driver side of the car. Yeah,

801
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:31,319
Speaker 1: excuse me. I took my twenty pound threw it through

802
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:34,200
Speaker 1: the window on the driver side of my general manager

803
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:39,879
Speaker 1: car because I don't want you. Damn. I got way

804
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:46,759
Speaker 1: more problem than for Christmas. I'm still another turkey. That

805
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:49,480
Speaker 1: ain't no damn problem, hands and everything. I got a

806
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:55,440
Speaker 1: partner you're listening to buckle up hole long time and

807
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:59,520
Speaker 1: at twenty three, thank you telling me subjects saying daughter

808
00:54:59,719 --> 00:55:05,759
Speaker 1: with an insane mother. Hey, everybody, I am having the

809
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:10,000
Speaker 1: most crazy time in my life. My mother, who I

810
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:13,440
Speaker 1: love dearly, believes that everyone in the household is putting

811
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:17,680
Speaker 1: root on her. Me personally, I don't believe in the

812
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:20,960
Speaker 1: crap and and I for darn sure will not waste

813
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:24,600
Speaker 1: my hard earned money on such focus pocus. My mother

814
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:28,719
Speaker 1: has diabetes and eventually and evidently a slight case of dementia.

815
00:55:29,239 --> 00:55:31,320
Speaker 1: Most of this is coming from her side of the

816
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:35,480
Speaker 1: family because they go to root workers to get spells

817
00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:38,040
Speaker 1: taken off them or to cast some of their own.

818
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:43,400
Speaker 1: My father, my sister who recently my father, my sister

819
00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:48,560
Speaker 1: who recently had an ic D defibrillator, um implanet, myself

820
00:55:48,800 --> 00:56:00,239
Speaker 1: and myself and myself so uself. They go to rude

821
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:02,840
Speaker 1: workers to get spails taken off them. Are the cash

822
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:06,000
Speaker 1: some of their own my father, my sister who recently

823
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:08,680
Speaker 1: had an i c D defibrillator put in their chest.

824
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:12,960
Speaker 1: Myself and I meet is getting stressed out. That's how

825
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:16,920
Speaker 1: she meant. Myself and okay are getting stressed out. You

826
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:24,120
Speaker 1: don't know how read it people, I'm eager. I already, well,

827
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:27,560
Speaker 1: let me finish the letter. Getting stressed out because my

828
00:56:27,719 --> 00:56:31,640
Speaker 1: mom is always accusing of harming her, such as making

829
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:33,800
Speaker 1: her sick, taking her hair out, making her look like

830
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:36,239
Speaker 1: a man, and so much other bull I tell her

831
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:38,040
Speaker 1: that she needs to go to church and pray to God.

832
00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:40,120
Speaker 1: Then she says that it was God that told her

833
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:43,040
Speaker 1: that we were putting the fix on her. I can't

834
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:46,879
Speaker 1: take it anymore? What should I do? Sincerely, sane daughter

835
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:49,800
Speaker 1: with an insane mother. I don't know anything about roots.

836
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:53,040
Speaker 1: I've heard about it. I don't know what it means anything. Uh,

837
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:55,200
Speaker 1: you know your mom clearly needs to go to the

838
00:56:55,280 --> 00:57:01,799
Speaker 1: doctor and get checked out. Go ahead, Steve, I mean

839
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:05,560
Speaker 1: clearly she needs help. With all due respect though, Yeah,

840
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:12,399
Speaker 1: she needs to go to the doctor. Yeah, okay, cool,

841
00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:14,920
Speaker 1: I do see you said something in the letter with

842
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:18,200
Speaker 1: all due respect, yeah, because it's her mom. What do

843
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:20,560
Speaker 1: is we're interjecting respect in this letter for when it

844
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:23,320
Speaker 1: ain't nothing in the letter at all? So I don't

845
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:25,960
Speaker 1: feel like this. Look, if you can call your mama

846
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:28,920
Speaker 1: a root worker, then please let me go on through

847
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:32,000
Speaker 1: the ladder and discuss your mama freely. This is really

848
00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:36,320
Speaker 1: what it is. Your mama crazy and a whole family

849
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:40,920
Speaker 1: crazy going to root workers. All right, you're having the

850
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,360
Speaker 1: craziest time in your life because your mother, who you

851
00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:47,080
Speaker 1: love dearly bleeding. Everybody in the house is putting root

852
00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:48,560
Speaker 1: on it. For those of you that don't know what

853
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:53,160
Speaker 1: that is, that's some ignorant Mississippi Louisiana mess that people

854
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 1: down south think that somebody can put a spell on

855
00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 1: you roots. That could be voodoo. You gonna visit Voodoo

856
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:03,120
Speaker 1: Princess up on Route one. You go down there, you

857
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 1: can do anything you can. But he didn't hear the

858
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:08,600
Speaker 1: bottom line. Like the lady said, it's a bunch of

859
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:14,680
Speaker 1: hokus pokers. My mother has diabetes. Here we go, your

860
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:20,560
Speaker 1: mama crazy and a whole family crazy going to root workers. First,

861
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:24,320
Speaker 1: let's kick it in with your mama sick. Throw in

862
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:28,160
Speaker 1: your mama ain't taking her insolently. Take it. Throw in

863
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:31,640
Speaker 1: your mama missed a couple of shots. Taking in the

864
00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:35,160
Speaker 1: fact that your mama eating pine cake on a regular basis.

865
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:39,920
Speaker 1: All right, most of this is coming from her side

866
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:43,640
Speaker 1: of the family because they go to root workers. Okay,

867
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:48,440
Speaker 1: your mama crazy and a whole family crazy going to

868
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:52,760
Speaker 1: root workers. That means they go to people with with

869
00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:58,160
Speaker 1: with animal items around their neck, like chicken feeding stuff.

870
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:01,080
Speaker 1: This is the This is element tree root working you're

871
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:05,240
Speaker 1: talking about. See chicken feed is elementary. You got to

872
00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:07,480
Speaker 1: have like a hang like a piece of goose liver

873
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:10,360
Speaker 1: on your neck. To get into the higher elevations of

874
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:13,880
Speaker 1: root work, you gotta find a duck bill platypus. You

875
00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:17,360
Speaker 1: know what that is? An animal. You gotta get the

876
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:20,840
Speaker 1: foot of a duck bill platypus to really be into

877
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:24,320
Speaker 1: elevated forms of root You just gotta chicken foot. Anybody

878
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:26,080
Speaker 1: get a chicken for help. You might want to show

879
00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:28,600
Speaker 1: up with a rabbit foot. You got to get deep.

880
00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:34,760
Speaker 1: You gotta get a chicken or a duck head. And

881
00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:38,160
Speaker 1: this is how ignorant this letter is. What you wanna

882
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:40,800
Speaker 1: do is like you don't care, like a tip of

883
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:43,880
Speaker 1: a black cat tail on your neck or something like

884
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:48,880
Speaker 1: I'm telling you stuff that I look my father, my

885
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:52,560
Speaker 1: sister who recently had an i c D defibrillating plane.

886
00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:55,600
Speaker 1: You know defibrillator that's when like your heart go out

887
00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:59,440
Speaker 1: and they put them two things on eathing. Now I

888
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:01,320
Speaker 1: don't know how you don't pack that whole thing in

889
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:06,480
Speaker 1: your chest. But obviously your family is battle than the

890
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:10,040
Speaker 1: average family. Now you got only fat people that's got

891
01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:15,720
Speaker 1: these two things in their clear already we're dealing with

892
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:18,920
Speaker 1: something excess crazy. My my answer don't have to make

893
01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:23,680
Speaker 1: sense because the damn okay Mo, she gotta defibrillate a

894
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:26,960
Speaker 1: whole defibrillator they cut in nabulaces they had to point

895
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:31,880
Speaker 1: in her fat as chest. That was really wrong. Overweight,

896
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:36,080
Speaker 1: fat route working family then got a defibrillator, which really

897
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:38,520
Speaker 1: I think it ain't a defibrillator in her fact behind.

898
01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:42,120
Speaker 1: I think it's a refrigerator. That's what's really in your

899
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:48,320
Speaker 1: fat family chest. A refrigerator ain't defibrillator. How you get

900
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:53,320
Speaker 1: that in your chest? A whole defibrillator in your chest?

901
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:56,600
Speaker 1: What it is? I think she's misspelling it here, just

902
01:00:56,800 --> 01:00:59,080
Speaker 1: like she wrote all these bad words. And then this

903
01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:03,080
Speaker 1: is a insurator in your fat mama chip. Then you

904
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:07,240
Speaker 1: said accusing her of harming her, such as making her sick.

905
01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:12,080
Speaker 1: Your mama already got diabetes. It's that taking her hat out.

906
01:01:12,680 --> 01:01:16,240
Speaker 1: Listen to me, you know your half finning when you

907
01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:21,440
Speaker 1: get diabeting, making her look like a man. I underline

908
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:25,200
Speaker 1: that can't nobody to make your mama look like a man.

909
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:28,240
Speaker 1: You know your mama looked crazy. I don't care you

910
01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:30,360
Speaker 1: wrote this letter. You know good way of your mama

911
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:32,960
Speaker 1: looked creany. My mama has never a date looked like

912
01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:36,439
Speaker 1: a man. She's been sick. My mama been down and out.

913
01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:40,120
Speaker 1: I buried Mamma. At no point did my mama look

914
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:43,560
Speaker 1: like a man. Look, you're sitting up in there trying

915
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:47,120
Speaker 1: you've got your mama is actually mighty Joe young, and

916
01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:51,080
Speaker 1: you are trying to get her sick behind away from woodworkers.

917
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:52,960
Speaker 1: For those of you that don't know what that is,

918
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:57,720
Speaker 1: that's some ignorant Mississippi Louisiana mess that people down south

919
01:01:57,840 --> 01:02:00,920
Speaker 1: think that somebody can put a spell on you roots.

920
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:04,400
Speaker 1: That could be voodoo. You need to get your mama

921
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:08,920
Speaker 1: a mirror, because at no point should your mama walk

922
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:12,080
Speaker 1: in the room and look like a damn man. We

923
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:16,000
Speaker 1: need to stop this right here, then, you say, and

924
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:18,600
Speaker 1: so much other bull I tell her she needs to

925
01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:21,200
Speaker 1: go to church and pray to God. She do, but

926
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:23,600
Speaker 1: you need to go down there with her because the

927
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:25,760
Speaker 1: next time your mama walked in the room and look

928
01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:29,320
Speaker 1: like a man. I want you to just holler at

929
01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:35,160
Speaker 1: the wow Mama looked like a man. Part two of

930
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:38,480
Speaker 1: Steve's response is coming up at twenty three after the hours.

931
01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:41,680
Speaker 1: You do not want to miss this. You're listening to

932
01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:45,560
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. But I come on, Steve, Yeah,

933
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:48,400
Speaker 1: come on, Steve with your response Part two. Let's have

934
01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:51,680
Speaker 1: it to the letter right now. It's gonna be different.

935
01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:57,640
Speaker 1: And please come back to the letter saying daughter with

936
01:02:57,800 --> 01:03:01,960
Speaker 1: in the refrigerator that's in the crazy people. Let me

937
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:04,640
Speaker 1: see my father and my sister, both of them had

938
01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:08,720
Speaker 1: I c D defibrillators in planet, which is a misprinted

939
01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:12,120
Speaker 1: actually refrigerators in these fat people. And what they didn't

940
01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:15,480
Speaker 1: put in them is all of the stuff that the

941
01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:19,120
Speaker 1: lady need to work roots on each other, like his

942
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:34,640
Speaker 1: chicken fee, duckheads, cattails, you know, bird beaks, lizard, Paul's market, teeth, marketh,

943
01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:42,080
Speaker 1: Alma dealer, shell, some hot sauce, you know, just in

944
01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:44,080
Speaker 1: case you get hungry. You know, you get caught out

945
01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:48,520
Speaker 1: there hungry. You know they got everything in there. Um Hamlet,

946
01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:52,360
Speaker 1: it's like everybody all black. You've got hamlet and a

947
01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:56,920
Speaker 1: small y'all or empty, man, ad all that's in there

948
01:03:57,080 --> 01:04:01,480
Speaker 1: some soy milk, but it's SI milk. Now it was

949
01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:04,040
Speaker 1: regular milk, but it had been in that so long

950
01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:08,640
Speaker 1: it's now so milk some baker solder, so it don't stand.

951
01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:15,560
Speaker 1: Now let's get to the pot monkey. Oh what my

952
01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:20,120
Speaker 1: mama looked like a man? Who mama looked like a man?

953
01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:22,920
Speaker 1: When did your mama walked in the room and you

954
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:26,680
Speaker 1: thought it was Joe Frage? When the last time your

955
01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:31,000
Speaker 1: mama came in and you went flavor flame? You know

956
01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:35,560
Speaker 1: how your what? Man? Do your mama look like? Mama?

957
01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:40,000
Speaker 1: I've been damned Westless night? Her mama looked like Westley nights.

958
01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:46,080
Speaker 1: I'm said, what what is your mama? Route? Paul? We

959
01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:47,880
Speaker 1: need to get you when you're walking the room and

960
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:52,520
Speaker 1: your mama looked like beings? My what you need to do.

961
01:04:54,680 --> 01:04:58,400
Speaker 1: It's get back to this route worker and talk to

962
01:04:58,560 --> 01:05:04,080
Speaker 1: him about a new roof. Okay, okay, your mama cannot

963
01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:12,720
Speaker 1: be walking around looking like a man. Nah she And

964
01:05:12,840 --> 01:05:16,000
Speaker 1: now on me is night at the church, and don't

965
01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:21,480
Speaker 1: nobody know it? Brother, you want to stand up, introduce yourself.

966
01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:28,880
Speaker 1: I'm sister Creamer. Yeah really you are, so introduce yourself

967
01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:31,560
Speaker 1: and brother. Listen to meself. If you're gonna come to

968
01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:35,840
Speaker 1: me it's night, you ain't wear no dress. There ain't

969
01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:41,520
Speaker 1: no me's night. That's my mom. Okay, we gotta go

970
01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:48,240
Speaker 1: email us or Instagram. That's your thoughts on today's strawberry

971
01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:52,280
Speaker 1: letter at my girls, surely okay, switching gears now, this

972
01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:55,760
Speaker 1: is for you guys. According to Maxim magazine, why do

973
01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:58,400
Speaker 1: you want to sleep around even if you're happy in

974
01:05:58,520 --> 01:06:03,840
Speaker 1: your relationship? Okay, turns out we're all naturally a little slutty. Okay,

975
01:06:04,080 --> 01:06:06,040
Speaker 1: that's what it says. As much as you want to

976
01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:11,040
Speaker 1: pretend that you're the most loyal, you're yes, yes, yes,

977
01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:24,880
Speaker 1: I forget what's on the outside. Inside she looks, excuse me,

978
01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:30,120
Speaker 1: I got choked it all choked up. As much as

979
01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:33,760
Speaker 1: you want to pretend that you're the most loyal, dedicated, faithful,

980
01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:37,720
Speaker 1: and monogamous creature on the planet, you're still a human being. Guys.

981
01:06:38,080 --> 01:06:42,360
Speaker 1: There there's a study that involves uh sexual stimuli a

982
01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:45,960
Speaker 1: boring sex leads a person to seek out more exciting

983
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:48,400
Speaker 1: sex in a nutshell. What they're saying is, if you

984
01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:50,560
Speaker 1: want to keep it faithful, then you've got to keep

985
01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:54,560
Speaker 1: it interesting and exciting in the bedroom. So Steve, here's

986
01:06:54,560 --> 01:06:57,800
Speaker 1: a question for you. What do you do? And we

987
01:06:57,920 --> 01:07:00,439
Speaker 1: may already know the answer to this one, we're gonna

988
01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:02,760
Speaker 1: ask you anyway, what do you do to spice things

989
01:07:02,840 --> 01:07:09,240
Speaker 1: up and keep things from getting stale? Monkeys? I do it,

990
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:17,280
Speaker 1: that's just that's just go to sexual trick monkeys. You

991
01:07:17,360 --> 01:07:22,480
Speaker 1: can train a monkey to work to video camera because

992
01:07:22,520 --> 01:07:25,800
Speaker 1: they're trained. Some of them just being cage is just holly,

993
01:07:31,720 --> 01:07:37,320
Speaker 1: you know, just smold you know. They don't touch you.

994
01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:38,840
Speaker 1: You know. Some of them know how to stay up

995
01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:49,280
Speaker 1: on the chandeli. You know, yeah, they're athletic. Okay, what

996
01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:52,760
Speaker 1: about you? What about you? Same question? What do you

997
01:07:52,800 --> 01:07:59,240
Speaker 1: do to spice things out? Just get married again? Every time?

998
01:08:02,440 --> 01:08:06,960
Speaker 1: You know what, just ain't working out? Junior, the young

999
01:08:07,040 --> 01:08:11,760
Speaker 1: one on the show, what do you do? What do

1000
01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:15,640
Speaker 1: to spice things up? If I'm in there, I'm already

1001
01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:20,360
Speaker 1: of spice stuff because happened for me? You want me?

1002
01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:30,080
Speaker 1: Let me take my shirt off, saying you want all right?

1003
01:08:31,360 --> 01:08:37,599
Speaker 1: All right? Caution, caution, caution, nephew, what you got? How

1004
01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:41,519
Speaker 1: do you spice things up? I do stuff? My stuff

1005
01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:44,479
Speaker 1: is interesting, like I like, what was two weeks ago,

1006
01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:48,759
Speaker 1: I came in the room with just my whole body

1007
01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:52,400
Speaker 1: covered in mustard because my baby like and I just

1008
01:08:52,560 --> 01:08:56,120
Speaker 1: came in with just all must just spic. I got

1009
01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:59,240
Speaker 1: your hot dog and your mustard. You see what I'm saying.

1010
01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:02,560
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. No dishes but mustard in

1011
01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:09,519
Speaker 1: your asses. I've never done it with mustard in your

1012
01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:15,320
Speaker 1: row in your roll. Has not got to be pretty

1013
01:09:15,479 --> 01:09:19,400
Speaker 1: at all, has not her It just must have, girl,

1014
01:09:21,400 --> 01:09:44,840
Speaker 1: don't judge him must steak smelling. You're listening to Steve

1015
01:09:44,960 --> 01:09:51,160
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Okay, uh, time for something funny. And

1016
01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:54,160
Speaker 1: I'm laughing because you guys are comedians and you're always

1017
01:09:54,200 --> 01:09:57,040
Speaker 1: talking and coming up with new stuff. You're gonna try

1018
01:09:57,160 --> 01:10:02,920
Speaker 1: this comedy Roulette today. Comedy Roulette has to do with

1019
01:10:03,080 --> 01:10:05,880
Speaker 1: you guys. See you guys, the ladies are gonna give

1020
01:10:05,960 --> 01:10:08,720
Speaker 1: us subjects. Gonna take five subjects, five or four. We're

1021
01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:12,080
Speaker 1: gonna put them on and see brought it. You're gonna

1022
01:10:12,080 --> 01:10:14,160
Speaker 1: put four or five subjects on the wheel. We're gonna

1023
01:10:14,200 --> 01:10:18,040
Speaker 1: spin the wheel. Whatever subject it stops on. Everybody will

1024
01:10:18,040 --> 01:10:19,960
Speaker 1: take a minute. I'll do a minute, Tommy will do

1025
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:22,479
Speaker 1: them innute, Junior do a minute, and you know, test

1026
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:26,200
Speaker 1: our comedy skills to see how quick we can come

1027
01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:31,080
Speaker 1: up with jokes just off the top of Okay, alright, alright,

1028
01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:36,559
Speaker 1: subjects for you, okay, okay, all right, all right, how

1029
01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:42,280
Speaker 1: about this people who don't have cable Okay, okay, okay,

1030
01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:49,040
Speaker 1: what is that thing on your lip? That's a subject.

1031
01:10:49,120 --> 01:10:58,040
Speaker 1: That's okay, louse, we've hair, that's a good subject. Okay, alright.

1032
01:10:58,120 --> 01:10:59,880
Speaker 1: This is for the ladies. Men who have it going

1033
01:11:00,040 --> 01:11:11,519
Speaker 1: on but with an ugly white woman. Okay, yeah, Jay,

1034
01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:15,200
Speaker 1: you slipped white in there on me. All right? And

1035
01:11:15,280 --> 01:11:17,360
Speaker 1: how about this, when you guys love cars, how about

1036
01:11:17,439 --> 01:11:22,400
Speaker 1: raggedy car. Okay, you're gonna spend the right Let's let's

1037
01:11:22,439 --> 01:11:24,320
Speaker 1: get the board up to spend the wheel. Test spend

1038
01:11:24,320 --> 01:11:37,640
Speaker 1: the wheel for us white women stand him, Let's go

1039
01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:49,080
Speaker 1: around ald ok Okay, look it's stopped in raggedy car.

1040
01:11:53,920 --> 01:11:56,360
Speaker 1: I remembers one time I had a car was so raggedy, man,

1041
01:11:56,680 --> 01:11:59,240
Speaker 1: And you guys can contested this. It cars so raggedy.

1042
01:11:59,240 --> 01:12:01,120
Speaker 1: When you go to the up, you have to wait

1043
01:12:01,160 --> 01:12:03,400
Speaker 1: till the show us over, till you walk out to

1044
01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:08,280
Speaker 1: your car. You know what I'm talking about. I had

1045
01:12:08,360 --> 01:12:11,720
Speaker 1: it brown and black Pinto and it got repossessed. Now

1046
01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:14,439
Speaker 1: here's the bad part. Not only get repossessed. I would

1047
01:12:14,479 --> 01:12:17,439
Speaker 1: build the bus and I have to pass the report

1048
01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:20,280
Speaker 1: place every day and see my bus right. Let me

1049
01:12:20,360 --> 01:12:23,040
Speaker 1: see my car right when those cars it had. When

1050
01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:24,840
Speaker 1: you drive, you can see the hole in the in

1051
01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:26,840
Speaker 1: the bottom, the hole in the bottom, so you drive,

1052
01:12:26,920 --> 01:12:29,639
Speaker 1: you can see the highway. I just keep extra coats

1053
01:12:29,680 --> 01:12:32,280
Speaker 1: in the back, so somebody roll with me. I did

1054
01:12:32,439 --> 01:12:34,400
Speaker 1: have an air condition on the heather man put on

1055
01:12:34,520 --> 01:12:42,160
Speaker 1: them jackets because it's gonna be cool. I bad, Come on, Tommy,

1056
01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:50,080
Speaker 1: let's go. It could only make left turns. Really, you

1057
01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:52,640
Speaker 1: could only make left turns that way, So when you

1058
01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:55,760
Speaker 1: come out, you got to know precisely which left you

1059
01:12:55,840 --> 01:12:58,280
Speaker 1: was gonna make in order to get where you was going.

1060
01:12:58,800 --> 01:13:02,760
Speaker 1: You make the wrong left, we would miss class. Going

1061
01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:05,560
Speaker 1: to college, you have to know exactly which way you

1062
01:13:05,720 --> 01:13:08,800
Speaker 1: was going. But this was just straight left. Could not

1063
01:13:09,040 --> 01:13:10,960
Speaker 1: make or right, but nothing. And when took it to

1064
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:13,800
Speaker 1: the mechanic top, he said, I just don't know what's wrong.

1065
01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:16,920
Speaker 1: I can't get it to make rights. So we had

1066
01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:19,120
Speaker 1: to now try to figure out can't we get our

1067
01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:27,519
Speaker 1: GPS to understand that we can't go rights holing at you.

1068
01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:39,080
Speaker 1: I am rerouting. I am rerouting rerouting. Listen, I'll tell

1069
01:13:39,080 --> 01:13:41,200
Speaker 1: you like this, My grandfather had to wrack this car,

1070
01:13:41,280 --> 01:13:43,519
Speaker 1: which made it hard for us to spend false quality

1071
01:13:43,560 --> 01:13:46,160
Speaker 1: time together. Right. So, one thing about people right the

1072
01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:48,920
Speaker 1: cause is that they don't know they call is rag

1073
01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:51,880
Speaker 1: They know like they have no clue that they call.

1074
01:13:52,160 --> 01:13:55,080
Speaker 1: Because every time that your grandfather outside, it's like he

1075
01:13:55,240 --> 01:13:58,640
Speaker 1: had instructions for me to ride with him, like like

1076
01:13:59,360 --> 01:14:06,760
Speaker 1: lift and saying lift for no Papa a regular, no,

1077
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:13,599
Speaker 1: just open. I mean, it was so crazy my mama

1078
01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:15,320
Speaker 1: would he ride with her for the trick that The

1079
01:14:15,439 --> 01:14:18,080
Speaker 1: part about it is he didn't take his card. They

1080
01:14:18,240 --> 01:14:21,400
Speaker 1: never take their cars to service departments. Right. No, with

1081
01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:24,759
Speaker 1: papa car breakdown, we have to roll on our day together.

1082
01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:28,800
Speaker 1: We have to roll into larious yard. Larious yard is

1083
01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:31,439
Speaker 1: where a cargo. When you suit you pull the yard,

1084
01:14:31,560 --> 01:14:37,439
Speaker 1: you see five to seven other non working cars. Your world.

1085
01:14:38,200 --> 01:14:41,360
Speaker 1: You're gonna get the car fixed. This car is raggedy.

1086
01:14:44,400 --> 01:14:47,200
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. You know, call raggedy. When

1087
01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:49,160
Speaker 1: you you're Fenna, get in the car with your boy.

1088
01:14:49,360 --> 01:14:51,760
Speaker 1: You ain't never been in this car before you're look

1089
01:14:51,800 --> 01:14:54,519
Speaker 1: inside and don't even see a place for a key

1090
01:14:54,720 --> 01:15:01,160
Speaker 1: at all. He popped the truck, cropped the hood. Get

1091
01:15:01,280 --> 01:15:03,680
Speaker 1: up on the hood and stand up in there. He

1092
01:15:03,840 --> 01:15:06,599
Speaker 1: got a longmost starter. You just pull it a couple

1093
01:15:06,600 --> 01:15:10,400
Speaker 1: of times. Get that thing fired up. I can talk,

1094
01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:14,000
Speaker 1: I can tell, I can talk up. My daddy had

1095
01:15:14,040 --> 01:15:16,400
Speaker 1: a comment when you would sit in the car, he

1096
01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:20,000
Speaker 1: was the only one that didn't smell gas. Right, everybody

1097
01:15:20,320 --> 01:15:24,960
Speaker 1: sitting there, we could smell it right. And he had

1098
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:33,920
Speaker 1: to never to smoke sitting in the car. Right. Oh

1099
01:15:34,640 --> 01:15:36,960
Speaker 1: you know, you know you were in a raggedy car.

1100
01:15:37,120 --> 01:15:42,080
Speaker 1: When did your grandmama how the air condition that hung

1101
01:15:42,120 --> 01:15:49,920
Speaker 1: out the window? Yes, when the unit in the car.

1102
01:15:50,520 --> 01:15:54,519
Speaker 1: I have seen that to the back window because the

1103
01:15:54,640 --> 01:15:57,080
Speaker 1: front air condition the door won't he to rig that

1104
01:15:57,240 --> 01:16:06,280
Speaker 1: up through the wires? That raged? That's pretty it's nice, man.

1105
01:16:06,840 --> 01:16:09,080
Speaker 1: This is no man. I had a party, man carging

1106
01:16:09,160 --> 01:16:12,240
Speaker 1: no air condition? Right. I hate to see a yellow

1107
01:16:12,320 --> 01:16:15,240
Speaker 1: light coming in take because that means you got to

1108
01:16:15,280 --> 01:16:17,880
Speaker 1: sit at that light in tune. Happened. He didn't get

1109
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:19,800
Speaker 1: out and run around the cars, And man, what did

1110
01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:21,320
Speaker 1: you do it? Because I gotta get some at first

1111
01:16:21,320 --> 01:16:24,479
Speaker 1: before we take off. He couldn't see that that light

1112
01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:29,559
Speaker 1: dog one tune half man man the car mounted he mounted,

1113
01:16:29,640 --> 01:16:32,720
Speaker 1: no lie, he mounted a paper towel rack in the

1114
01:16:32,800 --> 01:16:36,519
Speaker 1: car when used to help paper down right under the

1115
01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:45,680
Speaker 1: rear view mirror. You're gonna be sweating that. I had

1116
01:16:45,720 --> 01:16:47,840
Speaker 1: a car one time that's so regularly had. My kids

1117
01:16:47,920 --> 01:16:50,160
Speaker 1: were driving from Atlanta to let me in South Carolina,

1118
01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:52,120
Speaker 1: which is about three or four hour drive. Right the

1119
01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:54,880
Speaker 1: car overheats. I look over in the field. These little

1120
01:16:54,960 --> 01:16:58,320
Speaker 1: rascals is in the corn field playing while my car

1121
01:16:58,560 --> 01:17:03,960
Speaker 1: is overheating. And if y'all don't get your back, you're

1122
01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:19,599
Speaker 1: listening to the string show. Bob bob blab blaive. Hey,

1123
01:17:19,840 --> 01:17:23,760
Speaker 1: my nod just had a little Richard flashback. Just we

1124
01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:29,160
Speaker 1: heard it. Richard performed at our church one time. Turned

1125
01:17:29,200 --> 01:17:32,519
Speaker 1: it out, Lord Hammers, a little Richard was a Christian

1126
01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:43,200
Speaker 1: before it was a heat. Well, good mornings, everyone's hi,

1127
01:17:43,439 --> 01:17:47,040
Speaker 1: call it hey sister out there. How you doing brutal

1128
01:17:47,160 --> 01:17:52,479
Speaker 1: for brutal for blue? Hey, junior mornus ist Dale, I

1129
01:17:52,640 --> 01:17:55,040
Speaker 1: see you trying to work on your little base in

1130
01:17:55,160 --> 01:17:59,759
Speaker 1: your voice, Yes, ma'am, trying to pick it up. That's good, junior,

1131
01:18:00,160 --> 01:18:04,040
Speaker 1: it's real good. I'm proud of you knowing him. She's

1132
01:18:04,080 --> 01:18:10,439
Speaker 1: still gota ways to go, you know. Don't want you

1133
01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:13,160
Speaker 1: to think cause I'm complimenting. You need to stop basing

1134
01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:20,919
Speaker 1: it up. Yes, Hi, jaf Son, how are you doing today? Beautiful? Beautiful?

1135
01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:23,800
Speaker 1: Where is that boy? You was always talking about the

1136
01:18:23,960 --> 01:18:31,120
Speaker 1: one with the fat head? What's the name after the

1137
01:18:31,160 --> 01:18:35,479
Speaker 1: white man in the wheel chair? The governor of Alabama? Segregation? Now?

1138
01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:44,400
Speaker 1: What is your black George Wallace? Yes, that's him. Yeah, boy,

1139
01:18:44,920 --> 01:18:51,479
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know where you've been a little

1140
01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:59,280
Speaker 1: waterheaded boy? Yeah, he was. Hello Shirley, Wow, Hello, sister Otel.

1141
01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:03,720
Speaker 1: How are you meanderful, beautiful hearts man in life? Well,

1142
01:19:03,920 --> 01:19:06,040
Speaker 1: you asked me this every time you come on, and

1143
01:19:06,160 --> 01:19:08,320
Speaker 1: I have the same I'm just trying to see if

1144
01:19:08,360 --> 01:19:10,600
Speaker 1: he's steal with you. He gets ma'am, and I have

1145
01:19:10,720 --> 01:19:14,679
Speaker 1: the same response for you. Married life is wonderful. Thank you. Well,

1146
01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:18,200
Speaker 1: that's good. If you ever have another response that wants

1147
01:19:18,240 --> 01:19:21,479
Speaker 1: to be here for you, Yes, ma'am, I'm so happy

1148
01:19:21,560 --> 01:19:25,120
Speaker 1: that you're thinking of me. Well, so what y'all been

1149
01:19:25,200 --> 01:19:28,479
Speaker 1: talking about? What's going on anywhere else? Today we'll talk

1150
01:19:28,479 --> 01:19:32,280
Speaker 1: about breakup. You know, if you've never gonna experience breakups

1151
01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:37,280
Speaker 1: and stuff happen all. Most of my husbands have passed

1152
01:19:37,439 --> 01:19:43,120
Speaker 1: or I died. That ain't real breakup when they die.

1153
01:19:46,439 --> 01:19:49,400
Speaker 1: For him died for heart failure. Fore um died for

1154
01:19:50,840 --> 01:19:54,559
Speaker 1: just a stroke. Up, and you had a leven altogether, right,

1155
01:19:56,120 --> 01:19:58,720
Speaker 1: mm hmmm, So what about the other three? Yeah? What

1156
01:19:58,840 --> 01:20:02,880
Speaker 1: happened to that? Thanks to you? Living old boss this

1157
01:20:03,040 --> 01:20:08,840
Speaker 1: it's hard to kill all? Did you kill his hands? Around?

1158
01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:11,200
Speaker 1: Lord a mercy? Too? Of them needs to just gone

1159
01:20:11,280 --> 01:20:15,920
Speaker 1: and push their chips up to the window because he

1160
01:20:15,960 --> 01:20:18,439
Speaker 1: ain't looking at good. Cliffers don't look good no more

1161
01:20:18,520 --> 01:20:22,960
Speaker 1: at all. I can't believe Iver married him. I saw

1162
01:20:23,080 --> 01:20:25,200
Speaker 1: him at the casino. He came up on the bus

1163
01:20:25,320 --> 01:20:28,840
Speaker 1: tour and he was at the casino here in a wheelchair.

1164
01:20:29,280 --> 01:20:31,000
Speaker 1: And then he got to get out of the wheelchair

1165
01:20:31,200 --> 01:20:34,720
Speaker 1: stand on a walker to put his quarters up to

1166
01:20:34,880 --> 01:20:38,519
Speaker 1: turn them in. Now, that's just too much you and

1167
01:20:38,720 --> 01:20:41,519
Speaker 1: you can't walk, you can't stand, you can't go nowhere,

1168
01:20:41,960 --> 01:20:44,679
Speaker 1: look at it. I sachade right up there in front

1169
01:20:44,680 --> 01:20:46,880
Speaker 1: of him so he could see this good thing was gone.

1170
01:20:48,280 --> 01:20:50,759
Speaker 1: Push my chips right up to the window and walked

1171
01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:52,920
Speaker 1: right off. Never didn't even look at him. I know

1172
01:20:53,160 --> 01:20:57,400
Speaker 1: it was here. I didn't even speak. I'm speaking phone

1173
01:20:57,439 --> 01:21:03,280
Speaker 1: your ex husband Gix for a reason. So you left town. Yeah,

1174
01:21:04,760 --> 01:21:08,120
Speaker 1: ain't no man, leave me. I live here because it

1175
01:21:08,200 --> 01:21:10,080
Speaker 1: wasn't no good. And now he was in mad shape.

1176
01:21:10,120 --> 01:21:14,479
Speaker 1: The Lord puts up on it. Oh you know, the

1177
01:21:14,560 --> 01:21:18,880
Speaker 1: lord of that voodoo. I tried voodoo. I don't really

1178
01:21:18,960 --> 01:21:21,439
Speaker 1: care for voodoo. But my sister went to New Orleans

1179
01:21:21,479 --> 01:21:23,679
Speaker 1: one time. He came back with a chicken foot in lord.

1180
01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:28,280
Speaker 1: Next thing, I know, his whole left side, so it worked,

1181
01:21:30,040 --> 01:21:33,640
Speaker 1: and then sister, O'Dell, you know what, I hate to

1182
01:21:35,280 --> 01:21:37,880
Speaker 1: This is the hardest for me. I think when I'm

1183
01:21:38,280 --> 01:21:40,800
Speaker 1: talking with you, to just bring you some bad news

1184
01:21:40,960 --> 01:21:43,560
Speaker 1: or some unpleasant news. You don't seeing to bother you

1185
01:21:43,720 --> 01:21:47,960
Speaker 1: that much. You all the one all way brainy. Well,

1186
01:21:48,040 --> 01:21:50,320
Speaker 1: I'm the one that talks to you mostly about you know,

1187
01:21:50,439 --> 01:21:52,960
Speaker 1: news headlines and things. But you can't wait to tell

1188
01:21:53,080 --> 01:21:55,479
Speaker 1: me what is it? Sire? No? Do you remember Batman

1189
01:21:55,680 --> 01:22:00,680
Speaker 1: the show Batman? Um bad Man, Yes Man, Batman. H

1190
01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:09,320
Speaker 1: It started Adam West of course as Batman. Uh huh, well, um, yes, ma'am.

1191
01:22:09,360 --> 01:22:14,080
Speaker 1: He passed away this week. Um, Adam West pass yes, ma'am,

1192
01:22:14,479 --> 01:22:18,560
Speaker 1: Adam West, yes, Holy let me get Adam Wish, the

1193
01:22:18,720 --> 01:22:23,439
Speaker 1: man that pay Batman. Yes, ma'am. It's not robbing. No, no, no,

1194
01:22:23,640 --> 01:22:32,639
Speaker 1: not robbing, yes, ma'am. A d a m Adam Wish, Yes, ma'am.

1195
01:22:32,800 --> 01:22:36,479
Speaker 1: He died on Saturday. He was eighty eight. Shelly, Shelly,

1196
01:22:36,640 --> 01:22:40,080
Speaker 1: is your show? That is Adam that's gone, yes, ma'am. Batman,

1197
01:22:40,200 --> 01:22:44,640
Speaker 1: the man who played Batman. Yes, okay, good Jesus. I

1198
01:22:44,760 --> 01:22:58,000
Speaker 1: thought you meant Alfred Lloyd Jesus, Alfred batmange is doing

1199
01:22:58,040 --> 01:23:06,519
Speaker 1: that cave all they wanted it was getting real better down. Yeah.

1200
01:23:06,720 --> 01:23:08,760
Speaker 1: I used to hum the theme, so when I was

1201
01:23:10,520 --> 01:23:17,599
Speaker 1: BA Bad Maid, I just put it on. Even shaink

1202
01:23:17,640 --> 01:23:20,519
Speaker 1: Batman the whole time he did, he'd be down. They're

1203
01:23:20,560 --> 01:23:35,639
Speaker 1: gonna what bamno oh man on this show. I thought

1204
01:23:35,680 --> 01:23:37,479
Speaker 1: you man at for the Butler was gonna you to

1205
01:23:37,560 --> 01:23:42,559
Speaker 1: ad them. I didn't really can't add him. I'm missing

1206
01:23:42,680 --> 01:23:48,320
Speaker 1: and everything. I like that. Yet my hands on that

1207
01:23:48,439 --> 01:23:58,120
Speaker 1: little boy wonder though a little punk all right. And

1208
01:23:58,320 --> 01:24:00,439
Speaker 1: I tell you one thing that that boys would have

1209
01:24:00,479 --> 01:24:09,360
Speaker 1: been all right Carlo's reality update coming up next. Thank you, sis,

1210
01:24:09,439 --> 01:24:33,200
Speaker 1: you're o jail. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1211
01:24:33,400 --> 01:24:37,160
Speaker 1: All right, Carla, hang on. I know you're terrified of snakes,

1212
01:24:37,280 --> 01:24:42,960
Speaker 1: and this is a snake story. Okay, Florida Wildlife officials

1213
01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:45,519
Speaker 1: are encouraging residents to help them take care of a

1214
01:24:45,800 --> 01:24:49,240
Speaker 1: little problem. All you need to do is grab a

1215
01:24:49,360 --> 01:24:52,479
Speaker 1: wild python. The state has been trying to get. Yes,

1216
01:24:52,680 --> 01:24:54,400
Speaker 1: the state has been trying to get rid of the

1217
01:24:54,439 --> 01:24:58,120
Speaker 1: invasive snakes, but all attempts so far have failed. They've

1218
01:24:58,200 --> 01:25:00,920
Speaker 1: hired more trappers, trained p full how to catch them,

1219
01:25:01,160 --> 01:25:05,200
Speaker 1: and even brought in tribesmen from India, you know, snake charmers,

1220
01:25:05,240 --> 01:25:07,920
Speaker 1: I guess. But the snakes are still slithering all over

1221
01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:11,599
Speaker 1: the place. So now the Florida Fish, Yes, the Florida

1222
01:25:11,680 --> 01:25:16,280
Speaker 1: Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission has launched the Python pick

1223
01:25:16,400 --> 01:25:22,000
Speaker 1: Up Program, Carla. Now, under the program, anyone who successfully

1224
01:25:22,160 --> 01:25:27,599
Speaker 1: catches a python can win a prize. I love that. Okay, Okay,

1225
01:25:27,640 --> 01:25:29,320
Speaker 1: I'm getting to that. All you need to do is

1226
01:25:29,360 --> 01:25:32,080
Speaker 1: submit a photo of the snake. Submit a picture of

1227
01:25:32,160 --> 01:25:34,960
Speaker 1: the snake that you caught, and the commission will send

1228
01:25:35,040 --> 01:25:43,519
Speaker 1: you a Python Pickup T shirt. Amateur snake wranglers will

1229
01:25:43,560 --> 01:25:47,480
Speaker 1: also be entered to win other prizes like GoPro cameras,

1230
01:25:47,800 --> 01:25:52,760
Speaker 1: storage trunks, backpacks, and a one hundred dollar gas card. Okay,

1231
01:25:52,800 --> 01:26:05,799
Speaker 1: people mess around and you locked around your eyes, bugging

1232
01:26:05,880 --> 01:26:09,760
Speaker 1: out your hair with your T shirt on, I picked

1233
01:26:09,840 --> 01:26:18,360
Speaker 1: up a Pike color pick meal. Yeah, you get a

1234
01:26:18,439 --> 01:26:25,559
Speaker 1: T shirt right off the bat. You qualify God pick up.

1235
01:26:27,960 --> 01:26:30,679
Speaker 1: Needless to say, the announcement of the program isn't sitting

1236
01:26:30,720 --> 01:26:33,880
Speaker 1: well with professional snake hunters who believe it's too dangerous

1237
01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:39,800
Speaker 1: to send amateurs to capture my Yeah, are you guys

1238
01:26:39,920 --> 01:26:45,519
Speaker 1: afraid of anything? I kill? An? I'm afraid of everything

1239
01:26:45,640 --> 01:26:58,320
Speaker 1: down at the zoo people, I'm everything you mean, tailed meat.

1240
01:26:58,920 --> 01:27:06,320
Speaker 1: I'm afraid of what they're locking up, anything locked up

1241
01:27:07,720 --> 01:27:14,519
Speaker 1: they're looking up for reason's locked up? I'm I don't know,

1242
01:27:16,080 --> 01:27:23,080
Speaker 1: because you're not afraid of something I'm scared of being.

1243
01:27:24,920 --> 01:27:29,080
Speaker 1: I'm scared of being held at gunpoint. That's it makes

1244
01:27:29,200 --> 01:27:34,320
Speaker 1: me pee on myself. Man, if i think I'm about

1245
01:27:34,360 --> 01:27:37,680
Speaker 1: to be held at gunpoint, I'll stop. That is not

1246
01:27:37,840 --> 01:27:40,320
Speaker 1: a feeling. I can tell you about that another time.

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Speaker 1: A good feeling second couple. We're learning so much about

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01:27:52,560 --> 01:27:54,280
Speaker 1: you just looking at me. You wouldn't think I'm the

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Speaker 1: type of prison would make you pull a pistol out

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01:27:56,280 --> 01:28:00,880
Speaker 1: of it. It's so easy going. You make him laugh.

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01:28:02,160 --> 01:28:07,840
Speaker 1: But let that second wife come in here. Take the

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Speaker 1: off the radio to shoot you don't do that. You

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01:28:13,640 --> 01:28:18,920
Speaker 1: gotta talk your life that you don't so you don't

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01:28:18,920 --> 01:28:23,840
Speaker 1: have to negotiate. Just shoot your hands bleep, you know

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Speaker 1: in your low one, Please don't. We're talking about snakes.

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01:28:30,400 --> 01:28:37,639
Speaker 1: What's happening about in there. I've never heard you say

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Speaker 1: that you were afraid of anything, though. Steve, well, yeah,

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01:28:42,240 --> 01:28:46,840
Speaker 1: I've been there, done that. He likes rich better. You're

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01:28:46,920 --> 01:28:50,680
Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, we bet

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01:28:51,120 --> 01:28:53,800
Speaker 1: Shirley what you got? All right? This is a story

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01:28:53,840 --> 01:28:58,800
Speaker 1: about the biggest lie told on social media. Um saying

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Speaker 1: that everything you put on social media is real, right,

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Speaker 1: Uh No, a lot of people lie. Here's some of

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01:29:03,640 --> 01:29:06,519
Speaker 1: the craziest lives they've told on social media. They make

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01:29:06,640 --> 01:29:10,040
Speaker 1: up fake boyfriends, give him his own fake Facebook account

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01:29:10,160 --> 01:29:12,800
Speaker 1: so he could comment and post on her page. I

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01:29:12,840 --> 01:29:15,880
Speaker 1: mean that's taking it to the extreme. Snapchatting and photo

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01:29:15,920 --> 01:29:18,360
Speaker 1: of the sky and saying off for a jog, really

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01:29:18,439 --> 01:29:22,000
Speaker 1: took the photo from inside the house, not going for

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Speaker 1: a jog at all. Changing relationship status to engage to

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01:29:26,600 --> 01:29:30,559
Speaker 1: get a guy's attention, you know, lying about having yeah,

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01:29:31,080 --> 01:29:33,719
Speaker 1: I mean they're big lives, lying about having big plans

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01:29:33,800 --> 01:29:36,240
Speaker 1: for the day or the weekend, and then lying about

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01:29:36,280 --> 01:29:40,320
Speaker 1: traveling the world, and even stealing pictures of places to

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01:29:40,400 --> 01:29:42,560
Speaker 1: make it look real, stealing pictures. But it's like like

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Speaker 1: Christmas and Easter, if somebody sends me a really good

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01:29:46,240 --> 01:29:50,160
Speaker 1: Easter greeting, I will copy that and send it to

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01:29:50,240 --> 01:29:53,719
Speaker 1: somebody else because mine is not as good. Yeah, yeah,

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01:29:55,920 --> 01:30:01,000
Speaker 1: you know, and yeah, just I don't even know where

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01:30:01,040 --> 01:30:02,519
Speaker 1: that stuff is, so when you get it from me,

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01:30:02,840 --> 01:30:07,400
Speaker 1: I took it from somebody. Yeah. I like that. I'm

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01:30:07,400 --> 01:30:09,240
Speaker 1: not the only one. I'm not. No, no, no, no no.

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01:30:10,360 --> 01:30:12,960
Speaker 1: Especially we can get a text. Yeah, I done that

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01:30:13,080 --> 01:30:15,640
Speaker 1: a lot. You've done that a lot yet, greetings and

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01:30:15,680 --> 01:30:19,080
Speaker 1: stuff like that, Uh huh yeah really good. What about

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01:30:19,360 --> 01:30:23,720
Speaker 1: the making up a fake girlfriend or white That's something

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01:30:23,800 --> 01:30:26,519
Speaker 1: I would never do. You never make up a white,

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01:30:28,479 --> 01:30:34,760
Speaker 1: make up a white Steve. Steve, let me have that.

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01:30:42,200 --> 01:30:48,720
Speaker 1: I got. I gotta hear of myself I mean, I

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01:30:48,840 --> 01:30:52,240
Speaker 1: am making it, but I'm here to help you. He

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01:30:52,360 --> 01:30:57,880
Speaker 1: got all up. It can forget something you do that

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01:30:58,640 --> 01:31:01,639
Speaker 1: cause you forget sometime. Surely did you say anything about

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01:31:01,720 --> 01:31:03,519
Speaker 1: lying about your car like a Rose Royce or something

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01:31:03,520 --> 01:31:13,679
Speaker 1: like that? Oh? Oh, he would go what you've taken

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01:31:13,720 --> 01:31:17,880
Speaker 1: a picture of Steve's car? Oh no, not Steve? Who who?

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Speaker 1: I know? You didn't ask whose? Who else? Got one? Yeah, Tommy,

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01:31:23,320 --> 01:31:26,200
Speaker 1: I didn't say anything about they got one. They got one?

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01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:34,840
Speaker 1: Jay had what we'll see if I tell you the truth.

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01:31:34,920 --> 01:31:37,760
Speaker 1: What people believe is the finance company came and got it,

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01:31:37,960 --> 01:31:40,720
Speaker 1: so that was representsed. It was not represented. But see

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Speaker 1: that's what they think. That's what they ain't. The problem

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Speaker 1: was I live in l A and the places I

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01:31:45,960 --> 01:31:50,080
Speaker 1: would go, but not Rose Royce worthy. Okay, I mean

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01:31:50,200 --> 01:31:52,320
Speaker 1: that's taking it to the extreme. I would never like

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01:31:52,439 --> 01:32:05,240
Speaker 1: I go to seven eleven spin chur swap me. Just

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01:32:09,600 --> 01:32:14,960
Speaker 1: you don't need a Rose roy You just don't. You

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01:32:15,280 --> 01:32:21,200
Speaker 1: don't want to shoot hoops down and don't need going

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01:32:21,280 --> 01:32:25,680
Speaker 1: forward one. It looks nice, but you don't need a road.

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01:32:25,920 --> 01:32:35,960
Speaker 1: You gotta have a Rose Royce environment. It's not so

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Speaker 1: I got rid of it. You're listening to Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show dot com. Flash drive now certain restricted supply

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Speaker 1: see site for details. We're back. We got time for

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Speaker 1: just one more thing. Uh, some of these postings, man,

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Speaker 1: I think I think one of the biggest ones I've

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01:32:55,200 --> 01:32:57,360
Speaker 1: seen was right here on this show. One of the

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01:32:57,439 --> 01:33:00,800
Speaker 1: biggest lives I've seen. I mean every time. And I'm

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01:33:00,840 --> 01:33:02,720
Speaker 1: just gonna put him out there because every time my

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01:33:02,880 --> 01:33:06,960
Speaker 1: dude put his call on the internet, it break. You know,

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01:33:07,040 --> 01:33:09,360
Speaker 1: you keep putting on the broke cars on the internet

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01:33:09,439 --> 01:33:11,479
Speaker 1: like they knew, and you just showed the front of him.

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Speaker 1: Whyn't you open umber hood and show these engines? Man,

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Speaker 1: having more trouble about your call, don't call them broke down?

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Speaker 1: Three years then all my cars have turned Ronnie rose Roys.

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Speaker 1: They don't run, get runs. I just I didn't take

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Speaker 1: the time to learn how to drive it. There was

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Speaker 1: a lot of buttons on that I was pushing that

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't have been. Boy, I didn't know what I

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Speaker 1: was doing. Okay, boys, I'm learning my vehicle. Now you

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01:33:47,360 --> 01:33:50,120
Speaker 1: talk about nobody helping your ass be broke down on

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Speaker 1: the highway with a Rose Roys. Oh my, they that's

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Speaker 1: good for you. That's like you yet that was some freeway.

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Speaker 1: Ain't no love broke down roes, that was Timmy problem.

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Speaker 1: Oh don't work. I don't work all that money trying

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Speaker 1: to father for it. That's not a good feeling, man,

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01:34:25,880 --> 01:34:27,960
Speaker 1: I'm tying. I ran out of gas in my rose rush.

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Speaker 1: It was not a pretty day, pretty danger. I sat

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Speaker 1: in the trunk because that one about to see me

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01:34:36,479 --> 01:34:44,160
Speaker 1: tell you that J Brown, you never get that true?

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01:34:44,800 --> 01:34:54,920
Speaker 1: True he was going to places that wasn't You gotta

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Speaker 1: have a lifestyle. Where were were you made the DECI

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Speaker 1: I'm getting rid of this car. I think when it?

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Speaker 1: When it? When I ran out of gas on Crimshaw, right,

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01:35:04,479 --> 01:35:07,920
Speaker 1: I ran out of gas on crisp Shaw and there's

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Speaker 1: no I mean Crishall was a nice place, but broke

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Speaker 1: down rolls, rods and people like I mean, I got

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Speaker 1: in the trump, I just set in the trunk and

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01:35:15,400 --> 01:35:28,360
Speaker 1: when the people came with together, right, take this card back?

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01:35:28,800 --> 01:35:34,560
Speaker 1: So what do you want to getting? Depending and the

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Speaker 1: orange one? Tommy ain't like that though, Tommy, Tommy got

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Speaker 1: all his car lining him up like he got so

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01:35:52,760 --> 01:35:54,960
Speaker 1: in front of his cars, like he like he made

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Speaker 1: weather forward flu here. Yeah, whatever comes up like he

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01:36:04,800 --> 01:36:10,880
Speaker 1: may well everybody like they just called a lot right

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Speaker 1: down the street. I will say this. I will say this.

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Speaker 1: I have lied and took a picture in front of

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Speaker 1: Uncle Steve's call and put that on the internet. I

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Speaker 1: have done that. I'm not gonna lie. I need it.

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Speaker 1: And what did the caption say? Oh? You know I

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Speaker 1: was between the may bike and a row. I was

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Speaker 1: right between both of them. Just sent it out like yeah,

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Speaker 1: the nephew coming up, you know, so I kind of

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01:36:36,240 --> 01:36:42,840
Speaker 1: feel like I really wasn't line line coming up, coming up.

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Speaker 1: I didn't say they were my cars. I just didn't. Okay,

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Speaker 1: did Steve see it? Did see he see the post? No?

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Speaker 1: He wasn't even doing it in that you know, he

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Speaker 1: don't do it. I got picture all in, I mean

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Speaker 1: his housing, like it's my house. I got. You don't

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Speaker 1: tell me what nobody leave you So it was cool.

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01:37:06,960 --> 01:37:13,360
Speaker 1: Tell me with throw parties with Steve leftown. You punched

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Speaker 1: me one day, Jane my chest man. We have a

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01:37:21,240 --> 01:37:39,280
Speaker 1: fight at this aid were doing Wow Runday uposed to

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Speaker 1: be You're supposed to be like Ja, you gotta have

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01:37:43,400 --> 01:37:45,920
Speaker 1: a life to have a rose. Oh my god, he

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01:37:46,040 --> 01:37:47,880
Speaker 1: hitting it right on the mail. It's like, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: think I'm supposed to be in this car right now.

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01:37:50,479 --> 01:37:55,320
Speaker 1: Like you don't drive through the McDonald's, but I have

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Speaker 1: rolled through pop Eyes. Though I haven't got something. What

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01:37:57,720 --> 01:38:00,759
Speaker 1: y'all got, here's what you got us? Tell them school

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Speaker 1: that came in your main car? Oh, I see what

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01:38:05,400 --> 01:38:08,240
Speaker 1: you're saying. It's got to be a special car. What

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01:38:08,400 --> 01:38:12,000
Speaker 1: is your main call? I'm selling mine? Got sold? Yes,

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01:38:12,400 --> 01:38:15,240
Speaker 1: what car? He's making room? That's what that means, soldier,

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01:38:15,320 --> 01:38:18,280
Speaker 1: Cause yesterday you could have gave me the car and

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01:38:18,360 --> 01:38:21,040
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have had to buy this one. You're talking

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Speaker 1: about soul gave together one of them. Sounds real polar.

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Speaker 1: He gave his harsh gave James like the cleaner is

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01:38:37,080 --> 01:38:41,800
Speaker 1: picking up his clean Uh. I like to have some

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Speaker 1: fried rice, you know the Friday right window. That's a

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Speaker 1: nice I can of guy. You ain't supposed to hang

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Speaker 1: them closing that. Listen, y'all, y'all have a great weekend. Man,

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Speaker 1: we gotta get out of here. Steve Rby Morning Show continues.

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