1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:03,680 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:06,280 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for it today, 3 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:10,360 Speaker 1: and the subject is he dressing for the ladies? He's 4 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:13,239 Speaker 1: dressing for the ladies. We'll get into that right after this. 5 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:16,520 Speaker 1: Steve thinks that one's about him, of course, but who'll 6 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:19,479 Speaker 1: find out who it's really about? Right now? The nephew 7 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:22,400 Speaker 1: is here with today's praying phone call. What you got nest? 8 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:26,560 Speaker 1: You know what? I need a little makeup done? You know, 9 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:29,640 Speaker 1: I need a little makeup. Yeah, just a little bit, 10 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:32,680 Speaker 1: a little bit, you know. So the title of this 11 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:38,519 Speaker 1: is can you do my makeup? Can you do my map? 12 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:43,440 Speaker 1: Let's go got dope? Hello, Hello, man with to Brandy 13 00:00:43,479 --> 00:00:47,160 Speaker 1: Blue Brandy. My name is Carl. I'm calling I got 14 00:00:47,159 --> 00:00:50,680 Speaker 1: a you can't highly recommended you Actually you're you? Actually are? 15 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:53,080 Speaker 1: I'm sorry that I don't know if I'm saying. As 16 00:00:53,159 --> 00:00:55,080 Speaker 1: a makeup artist, makeup style, that's what you what do 17 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:57,720 Speaker 1: you call it? It's makeup artist. I'm a professional makeup 18 00:00:57,760 --> 00:01:01,080 Speaker 1: artists okay. And you work at the um you work 19 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:04,440 Speaker 1: with the makeup counter and correct. Okay, listen, I gotta 20 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:07,480 Speaker 1: I gotta photo shoot coming up, and I wanted to 21 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:11,200 Speaker 1: see about um sometime this week maybe the follow a week, 22 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:14,360 Speaker 1: you could actually come and and I hired you'd actually 23 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:16,760 Speaker 1: make me up for my photo shoot? Is do you 24 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:19,320 Speaker 1: do a lot of photo shoots at all or you? Yes, 25 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:21,480 Speaker 1: I sure do. I've been in the business for ten years, 26 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:25,000 Speaker 1: so I've been around several fellow shoots. Okay, good deal. 27 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:27,240 Speaker 1: So what what's I mean you have any time this 28 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:28,840 Speaker 1: week that I can actually just come in and we 29 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:31,840 Speaker 1: can do like a trial run or something. Yeah, I'll 30 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:35,520 Speaker 1: actually be here Friday for about six hours with Friday 31 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:38,360 Speaker 1: work for you. I'm here, I start at eleven. At eleven, 32 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:40,240 Speaker 1: I mean I could come in maybe like around three 33 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:42,600 Speaker 1: on Friday if if you can you squeeze me in 34 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:46,120 Speaker 1: at that time. Okay, what's what's so good? Is there 35 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:50,600 Speaker 1: a certain makeup for for men? Work out? It works 36 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:52,480 Speaker 1: out the same as for women in photo shoots. You 37 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:55,000 Speaker 1: just need some type of crane foundation something to even 38 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,000 Speaker 1: out the skin tone. Uh, powder you down to take 39 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:00,600 Speaker 1: away the oils, cover up any blemishes, anything like that. 40 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:02,480 Speaker 1: It's pretty much the same. Of course, you don't get 41 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:05,520 Speaker 1: the whole eyeshadow and lashes and stuff. But right, right, right, 42 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:07,760 Speaker 1: right right, well, I'm not all that, but I'm just 43 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:10,680 Speaker 1: trying to, you know, just trying to look good on camera. Um, 44 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:13,400 Speaker 1: let me ask you this, how much makeup have you 45 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:17,800 Speaker 1: done as far as um men? You know what I mean. Okay, 46 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:20,000 Speaker 1: I'm very comfortable with it. You'll be fine, trust me. 47 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:21,760 Speaker 1: That's what I was really worried about it if you 48 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:23,880 Speaker 1: were going to be comfortable with it, because uh, I mean, 49 00:02:23,919 --> 00:02:27,640 Speaker 1: have you done Um I'm a little conscientious about a 50 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:31,240 Speaker 1: few things, you know what I mean? And have you 51 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:35,520 Speaker 1: have you how many butts have you done? I'm sorry, 52 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:39,640 Speaker 1: how many what like like like butts? You know how many? 53 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:44,160 Speaker 1: How many butts have you made up? I haven't made 54 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:48,120 Speaker 1: up any, but like are you like you mean like yeah, 55 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:50,120 Speaker 1: I mean you could see my I'm actually doing a 56 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:53,760 Speaker 1: nude photo shoot and uh, you know, I got a 57 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:56,560 Speaker 1: couple of scratches and you know, some old scars on 58 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:59,200 Speaker 1: my butt and you know, like like you said, you know, 59 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:00,840 Speaker 1: I'm a little shot out, you know some of that. 60 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:03,440 Speaker 1: So I was you can actually hope you can actually 61 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:06,560 Speaker 1: make sure that those cars don't show and you know 62 00:03:06,639 --> 00:03:09,600 Speaker 1: you said you kind of um you know, uh, make 63 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:12,359 Speaker 1: sure everything is it doesn't look oily you know what 64 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:14,680 Speaker 1: I mean, and and uh, I just need to get 65 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:17,679 Speaker 1: my money out. Well, but I I didn't when I 66 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:19,560 Speaker 1: didn't understand what you're talking about. I may not be 67 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,560 Speaker 1: the makeup, but I don't I'm not seriously, I'm not 68 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:25,079 Speaker 1: gonna do here, okay, but I mean we're just talking 69 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,560 Speaker 1: about makeup though. I mean, you know you you're talking 70 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:29,840 Speaker 1: about Yeah, but I'm not about to put my makeup 71 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:32,320 Speaker 1: brushes that I use on people's faces on your ad 72 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:36,120 Speaker 1: like to tell your photographers just like photoshop that because 73 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:38,880 Speaker 1: that's where I'm coming in to see you on Friday. 74 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:41,520 Speaker 1: I want you to to do everything and make me 75 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:43,600 Speaker 1: up there in the store so I can see what 76 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:45,000 Speaker 1: it looks like. I want to see you. You were 77 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,200 Speaker 1: going to come into my job and make me do 78 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:50,000 Speaker 1: your like? What are you? What? Plainted? Are you? Where 79 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:51,960 Speaker 1: did you think that was gonna work? You cannot come 80 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,000 Speaker 1: into my job. How are you gonna come to my 81 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:57,000 Speaker 1: job naked? Seriously? I mean, well, I was gonna wear 82 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:59,320 Speaker 1: a robe. I'm not gonna just you know, walk in there. Not. 83 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:02,240 Speaker 1: Don't you even think about coming into my job? Who 84 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:05,720 Speaker 1: referred you? Who told you you need to delete this number? 85 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:08,880 Speaker 1: Do not I'm not about to get this job. Just 86 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:13,840 Speaker 1: need to get done, okay. I don't wander about why 87 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:16,159 Speaker 1: is the problem with you doing? What is the problem? 88 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:18,200 Speaker 1: You're doing my button and putting the makeup on it. 89 00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:20,919 Speaker 1: Not I need to buy you some brushes, Buy you 90 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,880 Speaker 1: some brushes and you can take want to buy me anything. 91 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,760 Speaker 1: I don't want you coming into my job. I don't 92 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:27,720 Speaker 1: want you calling me ever again to do any kind 93 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:30,039 Speaker 1: of work. I'm coming in there and I'm now listen 94 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:33,880 Speaker 1: professional makeup artists. Clearly you don't know what that means. 95 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:37,400 Speaker 1: So the relational then you will take out the part 96 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:40,320 Speaker 1: that's bothering you and do the job. Lady, you know 97 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:44,640 Speaker 1: what I mean. I want to I want you before 98 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:47,960 Speaker 1: I get real ignorant. I'm not about to finish this conversation. 99 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:50,120 Speaker 1: Do not come into my job. Do not call me 100 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:52,919 Speaker 1: to do your That's not gonna happen. So so so, 101 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:55,119 Speaker 1: I guess it's as to go around and let people 102 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:58,680 Speaker 1: know that Brandy is not professional because you can't through 103 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,719 Speaker 1: part body s section is good in the streets. Boo. 104 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:04,279 Speaker 1: You can't go around and tell anybody that I'm not professional. 105 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:07,039 Speaker 1: Nobody ever called me to do there. Get some skincare 106 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,000 Speaker 1: for you. How about that? And then you won't need 107 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:11,200 Speaker 1: any makeup? I know you. Then you're not gonna sit 108 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:13,960 Speaker 1: here now start talking about money. If I told you 109 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,400 Speaker 1: some of my deepest secrets to let you know, I 110 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:18,000 Speaker 1: want to come in there and get somebody that when 111 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:21,120 Speaker 1: you're bad for telling the stranger your deepest secrets. Okay, 112 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,320 Speaker 1: you know what. I'm coming up to your store anyway 113 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:25,440 Speaker 1: on Friday, all right, and I'll talk to your boss. 114 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:28,640 Speaker 1: Don't let them know. Don't let it fool you. You 115 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:31,120 Speaker 1: heard me, don't come in my job. Look, if I 116 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,599 Speaker 1: lose my job over your foolishness, I guaranteed you will 117 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:35,919 Speaker 1: be paying on my bills. Okay. The bottom line is 118 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:38,520 Speaker 1: I'm coming in there with my rob on Friday. Somebody 119 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:41,520 Speaker 1: gonna do my But you, your manager, you're not coming 120 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:43,440 Speaker 1: you know what? How about you come up here right now? 121 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:44,680 Speaker 1: How cauld I go ahead and take care of the 122 00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:46,760 Speaker 1: situation right now. I'm here now, can you come right here, 123 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:50,359 Speaker 1: come up there right now with my role, Well, bring 124 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:52,440 Speaker 1: bring your butt up here right now. We'll see if 125 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:54,200 Speaker 1: your bud gets done. I'm not doing it because with 126 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:56,960 Speaker 1: the bottom line, who is your manager anyway? What's she is? 127 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:00,600 Speaker 1: She there? I am the manager? Now what? Okay, see 128 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,320 Speaker 1: that's what the problem is. You got your little self 129 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:05,719 Speaker 1: a little position at your job. Now you're trying to 130 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:07,719 Speaker 1: throw your weight around. If you if a person wants 131 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:12,240 Speaker 1: to get their butt done, okay, look do you see avatar? 132 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:14,800 Speaker 1: Do people have makeup all on their butt, all on 133 00:06:14,839 --> 00:06:17,240 Speaker 1: their back and everything? Why not you call them? You 134 00:06:17,279 --> 00:06:19,000 Speaker 1: call them and ask them to do your But don't 135 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:21,560 Speaker 1: call me. I'm hanging up. Do not call me anymore. 136 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:25,360 Speaker 1: They are makeup artists. What are you? Look? This conversation 137 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:28,000 Speaker 1: is over. Yeah, it's over because you know what. Let 138 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:29,440 Speaker 1: me tell you something. You do you know who you're 139 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:31,760 Speaker 1: talking to? Do you know who you're talking to? Do 140 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:33,960 Speaker 1: you know who you're talking to? I know who I'm 141 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,920 Speaker 1: talking to. I'm talking to Brandy, But do Brandy know 142 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:40,960 Speaker 1: who Brandy talking to? Clearly somebody who is ignorant. Okay, 143 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:44,200 Speaker 1: well let me tell you who I am. This is 144 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:47,960 Speaker 1: Nephew Tammy from the Steve Abby Morning Show. You just 145 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:53,000 Speaker 1: got franked by your girlfriend, Carmen. You are live. Yeah, 146 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:59,800 Speaker 1: I'll get off the phone. I'll get to do that that. 147 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:05,920 Speaker 1: I hope nobody's listening. I got you good. I got 148 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,480 Speaker 1: you good. Good with the butt, Yeah, for real, get 149 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:12,880 Speaker 1: you some skincare problems. I got one more thing. I 150 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:14,760 Speaker 1: gotta ask you, what is the baddest And I'm talking 151 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:17,880 Speaker 1: about the baddest radio show in the land, all the 152 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:29,400 Speaker 1: damn Steve Harvey Morning Show. Got your brandy, girl, I 153 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:32,320 Speaker 1: like that one. We're gonna do this, but now I 154 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:34,760 Speaker 1: don't care about you all these blemershes and things. I 155 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:39,320 Speaker 1: got care. Okay, we're gonna get this, but done. Take 156 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:43,080 Speaker 1: my way in my road right now. You're gonna come 157 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:46,800 Speaker 1: up to my job naked? What is wrong with you? 158 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:49,800 Speaker 1: Doing what I got to do? I want my butt done? Hello, 159 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:56,880 Speaker 1: I don't do, but it's not what I do. Oh nephew, 160 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:01,120 Speaker 1: I'm all called up, ready to love over reunion one 161 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:05,520 Speaker 1: and two. Girl. Yeah, it's honey in Miami. I'm ready 162 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:08,880 Speaker 1: for the next referee and going on. Yeah. I was 163 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:11,960 Speaker 1: feeling for you now, I really was. You had a 164 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:16,520 Speaker 1: rough time on these Yeah. They gave you a run this, this, 165 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:22,040 Speaker 1: this man, and they did. I've never heard you. Yeah 166 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:25,640 Speaker 1: like that. You were like, wait a minute, what's going 167 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:35,440 Speaker 1: down this? Yeah? And Randall couldn't say nothing. I got 168 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:38,880 Speaker 1: that same but you know I love though. I still 169 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:45,840 Speaker 1: love the Island guy. What was his name? L glone, 170 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:49,320 Speaker 1: That was l J the one that was dating everyone. 171 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:53,079 Speaker 1: He had a different girl for everything. Love and love 172 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:56,559 Speaker 1: and love it all right, that's ready to love. You 173 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:59,040 Speaker 1: can catch me though, Sadeday night I no Vemage welve, 174 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:04,600 Speaker 1: South Carolina at the Old mar Trying Auditorium, the Oman 175 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:09,120 Speaker 1: Trine Auditorium. Nephew Timmy and Friends excidedday night, November twelve 176 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:15,160 Speaker 1: in the Low Country. Take his own share written alright, 177 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:17,560 Speaker 1: he's getting back out there. You heard him coming up 178 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:20,840 Speaker 1: next Strawberry letters. Subject he's dressing for the ladies. We'll 179 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:23,320 Speaker 1: find out what that's all about. It's not about you, Steve. 180 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:27,600 Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning 181 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:27,920 Speaker 1: Show