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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello, here I am

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Speaker 1: It's Nicki Glazer Podcast. Welcome to the show. I'm Nicki Glazer.

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Speaker 1: I'm in Los Angeles, California. Andrew Colin is in St.

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Speaker 1: Louis in his apartment. Noah is in Arizona, and here

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Speaker 1: with me in Los Angeles, California. His friend of the show,

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Speaker 1: friend of mine, comedian. UM. Just a wonderful person across

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Speaker 1: the board. Uh, country music enthusiast. Uh. Carlisle Forrester, Hello,

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Speaker 1: Hi Carlisle. UM, all this morning. Since we've been like

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Speaker 1: gearing up for the show, Andrew and Carlisle have been

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Speaker 1: singing country music. Um. Carlos would start a song and

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Speaker 1: Andrew would finish it, or Andrew would start it and

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Speaker 1: Carlisle would finish it. To prove that they know every

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Speaker 1: country song, basically any song that you start, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: say from the years to seven, Okay, that's what they

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Speaker 1: call prime country is Andrew, know that wasn't just prime

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Speaker 1: country for you, Like, that wasn't just a formative time

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Speaker 1: for you. You're talking about like those with like is

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Speaker 1: the punt bad? Yeah? I think that's when I got

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Speaker 1: into country. It was ninety seven where it was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: the Dixie Chicks are on the scene. This is making

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Speaker 1: it so that made a bad Chicks. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I I would lump the Dixie Chicks in with that

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Speaker 1: time frame where they after nineties seven, maybe they were okay, well,

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Speaker 1: I mean they came out before them, but I think

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Speaker 1: that they were really getting big in the late nineties.

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Speaker 1: But I love that. I mean, when the Dixie Chicks

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Speaker 1: came about, were you guys like because they seemed different

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Speaker 1: to me in terms of instead of all these other

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Speaker 1: song you're singing about, like the rain it falls and

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Speaker 1: and I'm sad in the mall, It's like that that's

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Speaker 1: kind black right there. Yeah, right, you were singing all

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Speaker 1: the rain have fall for you, And I know just

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Speaker 1: why you like rain. Okay, I second time around. The

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Speaker 1: first time he goes sing it, I was like, this

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Speaker 1: is a dud. But now I'm like, I'm I'm interested.

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Speaker 1: I think it could be our single. Yeah okay, wait

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Speaker 1: ocean from Property Property, No, that's your song? Um see,

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Speaker 1: do you get what that's funny? Nicky? Because there is

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Speaker 1: no ocean front property in Arizona. That's not funny. It's

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Speaker 1: a comedic song. So what's the point of the song then,

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Speaker 1: So what he says, he my million dead Californians. I

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Speaker 1: got ninety million dead babies in an ocean near a Zona.

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Speaker 1: They're floating around and had to destroy their crops. They're

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Speaker 1: moving back. No, he's trying to take the girl that

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Speaker 1: he's over her. And then he's saying, if you'll buy that,

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Speaker 1: I've got some ocean front property. He's like, not really over.

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Speaker 1: At the end, he goes, if you'll by that, I'll

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Speaker 1: throw the golden gate in free. And the whole song

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Speaker 1: is a big lie about Yeah, I get I mean,

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Speaker 1: I get it that like he's making a point of

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Speaker 1: like if I think not over you, I think he goes,

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Speaker 1: like ship the ground, you walk off home, and I

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Speaker 1: don't think about you every day, right, So that they're

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Speaker 1: just building up to lies. And then I'm property And

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Speaker 1: then you know he's not over and obsessed with you. Yes, um,

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Speaker 1: and he is. He has seen an inconvenient truth recently

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Speaker 1: and he just wanted to put some messaging in there.

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Speaker 1: Maybe that's what my dad's climate change song is really about.

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Speaker 1: I feel like writers, with country writers, they come up

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Speaker 1: with something clever, you know, something clever like that, and

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Speaker 1: people like adopt the fucking tape. Oh yeah, that's what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. Like when you guys were property in Arizona,

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Speaker 1: you were all you probably fucking ship your overalls. Did

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Speaker 1: they do it? Second? I know what you did. I

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Speaker 1: mean I did. I felt that way too when I

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Speaker 1: would hear like kind of like clever things and songs

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Speaker 1: and blew my mind. Yeah you're trying to think of

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Speaker 1: like like song lyrics that I know that. I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: that's so like, um, I could hide out under there.

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Speaker 1: I just made you stay underwear. That was clever. And

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Speaker 1: I really liked it because like you think of the

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Speaker 1: you'd have to fill in the blank that I contend

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Speaker 1: is actually clever, and the Arizona thing isn't bad. I

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Speaker 1: kind of like it. I think that's a sweet song. Um, beautiful,

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Speaker 1: I like that song. Don't know she's beautiful. No, she's

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Speaker 1: not that guy Nikki has the new verse to that.

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Speaker 1: I forget what I said. She's got low self esteem

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Speaker 1: and that's why I'll always be with her. Tell her

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Speaker 1: how beautiful she is, because she'll leave me for a

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Speaker 1: better man. Like it's all just like yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: they'reden Gate, they go together. I want her to be

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Speaker 1: on the brink of jumping off the Golden Gate, but

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Speaker 1: not enough to actually do it. She jumps, just not

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Speaker 1: on top of the bridge, just when she just gets

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Speaker 1: in so she doesn't die. But she's still be up

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Speaker 1: there with her hair blowing in the wind, contemplating death.

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Speaker 1: No one she can't do better than me. Constant. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to actually want her to do it. I

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Speaker 1: just want to pull my pick up close enough to

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Speaker 1: it can't your in the bed of t interse after death,

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Speaker 1: and then we go. Fuck. It was an amazing day

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Speaker 1: and thank God for love. I pictured this whole time.

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Speaker 1: He has a shotgun to her head, like they have

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Speaker 1: so many guns. It's like, how are you going to

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Speaker 1: leave a guy with ten guns? It's hard? Look you

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Speaker 1: think twice about it. I mean we're talking about some

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Speaker 1: some tougher issues here. I mean, I think that is

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Speaker 1: the reason why so many women are like, I don't

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Speaker 1: think I can go. Do you know that he's ready

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Speaker 1: for the Civil war? People are like, why staying at

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Speaker 1: Sharon's house for the night. I think he'll be able

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Speaker 1: to find me. It's funny too, because he only lets

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Speaker 1: her use the musket like it's like you're not touching

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Speaker 1: the good guns. There are so many women out there

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Speaker 1: that have an inkling that if I left him, he

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Speaker 1: might kill me, Like there's they might not say it

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Speaker 1: out loud, but they like they know they there is

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Speaker 1: something in the back. I mean, I've I thought people

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Speaker 1: would kill me before, Like I've had like things where

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Speaker 1: I'm like, this guy is acting a little weird, like

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Speaker 1: am I gonna get murdered tonight at this thing? I

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Speaker 1: know he's gonna be at like or know I'm that

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Speaker 1: you last night murdered, but now you have to worry

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Speaker 1: about murder. Oh yeah, I mean yeah kind of. I

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Speaker 1: was thinking about that. I was like, what a good

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Speaker 1: way to go if I get assassinated? Austin, did you

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Speaker 1: turn off your exact location off of Instagram? Because that's

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Speaker 1: the thing people are talking about. How would anyone put

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Speaker 1: their exact location? Everybody's sharing this meme right now that

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Speaker 1: says that with the new iPhone update with the Instagram

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Speaker 1: app only if you update both, your exact location is shared,

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Speaker 1: so you have to physically go into settings. But I

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Speaker 1: haven't been able to find the settings to turn it off.

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Speaker 1: Everybody's sharing this mean that's like go in your settings

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Speaker 1: and turn off, Like, yeah, this is what it does.

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Speaker 1: He's like, go into your settings and then come to

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Speaker 1: my house and wear something skimpy. And it's like, wait,

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Speaker 1: what I didn't read? This is all in general. So

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Speaker 1: you go to general and then you go back to

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Speaker 1: text and then you type in eight one eight to six, seven,

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Speaker 1: four three five nine, and then you put in your address.

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Speaker 1: Are you sure that's within the Okay? A picture of

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Speaker 1: your nipple to that Latin? Okay with you just a

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Speaker 1: security card underneath it? Okay, Um, it's in braille. You

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Speaker 1: fucking demolished last night? Oh thank you. Yeah, you've probably

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Speaker 1: heard a lot of positive things, but you really did

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Speaker 1: you own that thing? Well, it was so nice to

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Speaker 1: have Carlisle there. It was so nice to have the

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Speaker 1: support of everyone that, um, like you guys and all

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Speaker 1: my fronts, like just everyone that was texting and saying

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Speaker 1: nice things, and then the staff there's just like so

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Speaker 1: was just kind of like, it doesn't matter, This doesn't

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Speaker 1: matter even if it goes well, if it doesn't go well,

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Speaker 1: Like it doesn't like no one remembers anything that happened

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Speaker 1: a week ago, Like we're all talking about it this week.

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Speaker 1: None of us will even remember a single detail of

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Speaker 1: it in a month, Like it just things go so fast,

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Speaker 1: like this is like a good moment for me, but

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Speaker 1: like in a week, you it'll be like, what's what

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Speaker 1: not that I'm not like under playing it and it

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Speaker 1: doesn't matter. It does matter, but I just had to

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Speaker 1: go in with that attitude of like like there were

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Speaker 1: Oh God, like cringing moments where you're just like I

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Speaker 1: so it was a slippery situation on there. It was.

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Speaker 1: It was hot, it was I was scared that I

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Speaker 1: I remember when I was doing f Boy Island and

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Speaker 1: and there was like a wet spot but it was sweat,

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Speaker 1: but it looked like I was just like sogging up

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Speaker 1: that like they're being like she pete And I was like,

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Speaker 1: it's sweat, you guys, not corny for you at all. Um.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm always worried about that like leaving a

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Speaker 1: like disgusting pussy juice, as opposed to like she's so

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Speaker 1: horny for Danny de Vito or whatever. Whenever Brenna comes home,

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Speaker 1: we call it business puss, which I think is a

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Speaker 1: fun way to describe it. It's like not nine to

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean I feel like goes back to

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Speaker 1: smelling like pussy within minutes of the shower. Sometimes I

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Speaker 1: just do it a test and I go did I

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Speaker 1: forget to wash it? Not that it smells bad, but

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Speaker 1: I'm like, how does it? How does it instant? Like

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Speaker 1: armpits too, will instantly go back to armpit smell unless

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Speaker 1: you nuke them with How do you test it my vagina?

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Speaker 1: I just stick up a forekning or I throw it

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Speaker 1: against the refrigerator and see if it sticks. Do you

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Speaker 1: know that pasta tests? Um? Yeah, I just I think

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Speaker 1: But I don't do it like I will do it

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Speaker 1: very obviously. I never want to be caught doing anything

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Speaker 1: like as so if I'm around Chris or something, I

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Speaker 1: Like I just don't want Chris to like see me

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Speaker 1: being gross, Like if I I'm getting ready for a

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Speaker 1: because everything has to be tight, right, you got the

427
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,439
Speaker 1: hardest party, so how do you know? I was like,

428
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:13,840
Speaker 1: god damn it. Like the monologue, I was not worried

429
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:16,520
Speaker 1: about at all. The that was just like, oh I

430
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:18,399
Speaker 1: do this all the time. It's like doing stand up

431
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:21,439
Speaker 1: and it was easy peasy. The interview is like the

432
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:28,240
Speaker 1: hardest part where I was just like it it sound

433
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,199
Speaker 1: like an interview. It just sounds like you were chit

434
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,439
Speaker 1: chatting with them. It was so natural and even like

435
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:35,879
Speaker 1: when you threw yeah, like when when you threw to

436
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:38,919
Speaker 1: the video, you know, I know, the behind the scenes stuff.

437
00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:42,280
Speaker 1: I just could not believe. I would not have expected

438
00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:46,400
Speaker 1: you guys going to the video of Jamila getting kicked

439
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,800
Speaker 1: in the puss and it just seemed like they just

440
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:53,800
Speaker 1: had it ready. It was so seamless. Well they we

441
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,560
Speaker 1: they did. They have everything ready. Like it's such an

442
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,440
Speaker 1: interesting like the way I mean, the producers for these guests,

443
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,719
Speaker 1: like you don't know. I never knew what went into

444
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,959
Speaker 1: having a guest on a late night talk show. You interview,

445
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:08,639
Speaker 1: they interview them these people like comb They give you packets,

446
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:12,119
Speaker 1: like a thick packet of information about this person, about

447
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:15,159
Speaker 1: every you know, thing they've been like docks for you,

448
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:19,160
Speaker 1: like everything about their life, and it's like a biography.

449
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:21,240
Speaker 1: And then they also have a call with them to

450
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,320
Speaker 1: like talk about stories that would be good to talk about.

451
00:24:23,359 --> 00:24:25,720
Speaker 1: And then I kind of came in with some ideas,

452
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:28,679
Speaker 1: like that mean idea for Danny DeVito, for him to

453
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:35,520
Speaker 1: recreate memes that was good pants. That was so funny.

454
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,480
Speaker 1: That's that he smiled. He was like I like it,

455
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,879
Speaker 1: whether you gotta push through or whatever. He said. It

456
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:47,399
Speaker 1: was funny you're lying to him about the oil, like

457
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:49,359
Speaker 1: the call back there. Yeah, that was going to be

458
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:52,160
Speaker 1: in prison together. That was so fun. And then what's

459
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:57,080
Speaker 1: her name was a perfect match for you. Thank god.

460
00:24:57,119 --> 00:24:59,239
Speaker 1: We had done a podcast together before and both had

461
00:24:59,359 --> 00:25:02,560
Speaker 1: like mutual admiration, and she found out I was guest hosting,

462
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:03,840
Speaker 1: and so she had reached out to me a couple

463
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:06,359
Speaker 1: of days before and was like, I'm so excited at you,

464
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:09,160
Speaker 1: and like it was so sweet and so as soon

465
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 1: as Danny DeVito's interview was over, I was like completely

466
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,480
Speaker 1: calm because I was like, Okay, the show is over

467
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:18,200
Speaker 1: because Jamila, like this is it was I already know

468
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:20,080
Speaker 1: this person even though we've never met in person person,

469
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 1: but um divito. I was just nervous about just because

470
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:25,159
Speaker 1: he's done this so many times that he could probably

471
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 1: smell the fear or like just and I felt like bad, Like, man,

472
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:32,440
Speaker 1: he this is his tenth time on the show. It's

473
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,240
Speaker 1: like now he has to be with a guest host.

474
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:35,959
Speaker 1: Because I gotta say, like when you do a late

475
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:37,600
Speaker 1: night show and you find out it's a guest host,

476
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:40,119
Speaker 1: you're like, less eyes are gonna be on this, Like

477
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,160
Speaker 1: it's just not the it's not as special, it doesn't

478
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 1: really count as much to you. So I kind of

479
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:48,040
Speaker 1: felt like bad that he was on when I was on.

480
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 1: So um it was it was just nice once that

481
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,480
Speaker 1: interview was over and that meme thing like really made

482
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:55,120
Speaker 1: me feel like, oh we ended on such a high

483
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:58,480
Speaker 1: note and that was that was really fun. Like I

484
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:02,720
Speaker 1: found the things I liked do. His Arnold story was captivating,

485
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,400
Speaker 1: Like the whole thing was captivated. It wasn't like there

486
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,720
Speaker 1: wasn't I mean, yeah, he I love that. I mean

487
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:12,679
Speaker 1: I love when he he gave you really good props

488
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:15,720
Speaker 1: to about your jokes about the you know, your monologue,

489
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 1: and then he's like fun and like he just leaned

490
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,640
Speaker 1: into it, and you could tell he respected the funk

491
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:22,520
Speaker 1: out of it, Like I don't know, you could see it.

492
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 1: I kind of felt bad about the Marjorie Taylor Green

493
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 1: joke where I said that she and I she looks

494
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:31,200
Speaker 1: like if we had, if I know what I would

495
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:34,840
Speaker 1: my daughter had a baby with Mickey Rourke, because it's

496
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:38,960
Speaker 1: just like making fun of someone being uglier than me.

497
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:41,200
Speaker 1: I guess is the joke like it's like an ugly

498
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 1: woman joke, but she's such a cunt that, Like I

499
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,439
Speaker 1: felt like last night, I was kind of like, is

500
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 1: that what I want to put out in the world

501
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,879
Speaker 1: where we like, what if a woman's watching that and

502
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 1: she like has like a cross eyes and then she's

503
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 1: going to feel like, oh, I'm less like I made

504
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,080
Speaker 1: people should laugh at me because my eyes are crossed,

505
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:02,080
Speaker 1: Like I felt like, man, that's and I did take

506
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 1: out like a joke. When we said that Ted Cruz

507
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,680
Speaker 1: was fat, I was like, we're not going to say fat.

508
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 1: Can we just say he's gained a little bit of weight?

509
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 1: Because I don't want it to be like a thing

510
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 1: where we eat fat. So I tried to lay off

511
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:14,960
Speaker 1: on some places, but there was a part of me

512
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 1: that was like, I don't want this woman to be

513
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:19,200
Speaker 1: squatted anymore. That is awful. I don't want to be squatted.

514
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:22,000
Speaker 1: I um So there's a part of me because when

515
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 1: you do the Comedy Central roast, it's like they people

516
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 1: sign up for them, and these people didn't sign up

517
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:28,400
Speaker 1: for it, but in a way they did because they're

518
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 1: terrible people who care about no one except money and themselves.

519
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 1: So I just had to rationalize it that sometimes you

520
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 1: just gotta meet him at it. I just like Trump saying.

521
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:49,679
Speaker 1: It's like I just couldn't even articulate how much I

522
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:53,120
Speaker 1: hate him, like a Rose Show couldn't. It couldn't. Like

523
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,119
Speaker 1: at first, I think it was like, oh, now I

524
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:57,880
Speaker 1: know what soff crust pizza looks like if it could

525
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,879
Speaker 1: grab your puss. And I was like, self, crust pizza

526
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 1: is not enough for me. Like she's like sunburnt, like uh,

527
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 1: you know, abused factory farm, dead, bloated corpse pick. Like

528
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 1: I was just like going store. I was like, I

529
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 1: sulicity and that joke is so good. I was so

530
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:21,159
Speaker 1: impressed by y'all just working up until like the last moment,

531
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 1: Like the writers would come in, they would rework stuff,

532
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,719
Speaker 1: then they would go retype it all out for her,

533
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 1: then come out with more stuff highlighted than they go

534
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 1: over it again. And that process is just like all

535
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 1: day and an ever changing malleable set, and it's just

536
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:41,000
Speaker 1: really impressive how you like can like retain all of

537
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 1: that as it's just this moving, ever changing organism and

538
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 1: then you deliver it and you remember, Like that's my

539
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,640
Speaker 1: favorite part about it, is like you up until the

540
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 1: last second, like on the dress, and I was like,

541
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 1: is it funny to say that if Jimmy, if this

542
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 1: goes bad, we're gonna green screen Jimmy kimel into the

543
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 1: stress and they're like, that's great, let's just add it in.

544
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 1: It was like two seconds for and like all these

545
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 1: things like kept getting um at, Like me asking Gamo

546
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 1: about his date was like they were like, hey, he's

547
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 1: been on a bad date. Asking about a date that

548
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 1: was right before it was like um rose jokes, skinning cup.

549
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 1: But that I love that process of like, uh yeah,

550
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 1: that was the most fun part. But that that was

551
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 1: all day long, like I got there at nine. I

552
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 1: arrived and I did not I think I had thirty

553
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 1: minutes to myself where no one came in and like

554
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,520
Speaker 1: brief me, because it's like they come in, they talk

555
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 1: to you about the monologue. Then you go and watch

556
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 1: you go run through jokes with like the whole staff meeting,

557
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 1: and they all clap when you enter the room, and

558
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,719
Speaker 1: like it's this big room of staff members, and then

559
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 1: you watch all the clips that they have, and then

560
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:40,479
Speaker 1: you go back to your green room and then they

561
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 1: bring in notes. Then the guest prep people come in

562
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 1: and then they leave, and then they come back later

563
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:46,200
Speaker 1: to tell you what the guests was said, and then

564
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 1: they come back later to to show you the cards

565
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 1: and make sure the cards okay. Then they come back,

566
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 1: like it is constant streams of people coming in. And

567
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 1: the best part about it, though, is like it is

568
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 1: such a fine oil machine. Like that was my worry

569
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,480
Speaker 1: was like two days ago, I had no idea what

570
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 1: it's gonna do for any of this, Like I knew

571
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 1: I was shooting that thing, but I had no idea.

572
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,600
Speaker 1: I was going to say, that is absurd for me

573
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 1: to not know what I'm doing two days before a

574
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 1: big deal, like it's not. But I could do that

575
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,959
Speaker 1: because I knew. I gave myself over the process, and

576
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 1: there was you know, I gave myself over to like

577
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 1: these people are better at this than I am. They

578
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 1: know what they're doing. If they're not freaking out, I

579
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 1: don't need to freak out. And it was a lesson

580
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 1: in not thinking, you know, better, not trying to control things,

581
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:30,800
Speaker 1: because they they did say to me, like, we're so

582
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 1: glad to have you as our last guest host because

583
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:36,880
Speaker 1: it's it's hard for them, Like I'm sure that on

584
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 1: purpose they could go like cruise control a little bit.

585
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:43,320
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's good. You were the perfect vehicle

586
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:47,240
Speaker 1: for all of their talents to just like shine through.

587
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 1: And when I was watching you last night, you know like, um,

588
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 1: I just want to tell you, like, at the risk

589
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 1: of like losing our work relationship, like you are meant

590
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 1: for late night TV, Like you just fit perfectly. You

591
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 1: know you're you're trying to don't ever have aspiration look

592
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 1: over the mustache cut my life. I don't know, I

593
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:19,480
Speaker 1: I definitely see it in your future. You just just

594
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 1: fit that role so well. It was so fun. Thank

595
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 1: you so much. I like I really did, um, I

596
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:28,560
Speaker 1: love for you to get the job. And then you

597
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 1: cut to like five years from now where you've done

598
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 1: shows and you show up there at like four thirty

599
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:38,400
Speaker 1: in the afternoon. You're like, Okay, what are the fucking jokes? Okay,

600
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 1: I gotta read like, yeah, Chris, my schedule to be

601
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 1: like this was what this is what my life would

602
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:49,240
Speaker 1: look like if I had this kind of show, Like

603
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 1: it's interesting to see the rundown of like all the

604
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 1: meetings stacked like what your day looks like. And I'm like,

605
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 1: it's a legit nine to five, Like I don't think

606
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:59,120
Speaker 1: I've ever had that, And he was like, Jimmy does

607
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 1: not come in at nine And I was like, oh,

608
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 1: like you get to a place where like you don't

609
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:04,719
Speaker 1: have to come in that early. This is because they

610
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:06,239
Speaker 1: have to explain everything to me. But then I get

611
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 1: there and I realized I think he does. Like Jimmy

612
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 1: Kimmel is like he crosses every T, dots every I

613
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,440
Speaker 1: like everything goes through him, and you can tell it does.

614
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 1: Like that staff everyone has been there forever. Everyone they

615
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 1: have rituals where like when you run out, they're like

616
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:24,400
Speaker 1: best show ever, Best show ever. And you have to

617
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 1: fist pound everyone and you have to like hit a

618
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,240
Speaker 1: certain thing on the ceiling, and like you have to

619
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,920
Speaker 1: like there's all these like fun family rituals. There's like

620
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 1: there's tons of it's everyone there you can tell is

621
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 1: really taken care of and like loves their job and um,

622
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 1: but I would have to work it into a thing

623
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 1: like in terms of our card, like our guest cards.

624
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 1: Like I looked at what Jimmy has generally when he

625
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,719
Speaker 1: has a guest, and it looks like some pages out

626
00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 1: of like Moby Dick, Like it is fine print, like

627
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 1: like he has all the questions like details, lots and

628
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 1: lots of words. And he they said he worked up

629
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 1: to that where he's able to like conduct an interview,

630
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 1: read the is like long paragraphs, also deal with the

631
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 1: prompter and like, but I was, like, I just want

632
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 1: words like bullet points like Arnold Schwarzenegger, Uh cartoon with daughter,

633
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 1: Like I just want big And so I think if

634
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 1: I think I did it, I would probably do it

635
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 1: away where I could show up at three some days

636
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,640
Speaker 1: and get it done, just because that's would be the

637
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 1: best show for me. Whereas Kimmel, his best show is

638
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 1: if he is like he wants he needs to be

639
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:29,320
Speaker 1: there whenever he shows up. So I think it's just like,

640
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 1: you know, not one size fits all, but it does take. Um,

641
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 1: it takes a lot. Like it would be fun to

642
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 1: get good at guest interviews where you would just be like, oh,

643
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 1: I'm an old pro with this, because how it is

644
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 1: so awkward to go from a conversation to go, all right, well,

645
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 1: thank you so much, you're you can see Carlile Forrester

646
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 1: this fall on, you know, like it's so awkward to

647
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 1: go from a story to find an out, like all

648
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,120
Speaker 1: those all those little things that you kind of watch

649
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 1: interviews and you go you never pay attention to him,

650
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 1: think about doing it, you're self. I was not. I

651
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 1: had some really awkward moments that thankfully they cut around,

652
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 1: But like that was the joy of doing a show

653
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 1: that's not live. And literally no one does a show

654
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 1: live on TV ever anymore, so you don't you don't

655
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:16,400
Speaker 1: need to. And that's the joy of of taping these

656
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:19,160
Speaker 1: things is that you can just take them over and

657
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 1: it's not a big deal, or if you funk up,

658
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:23,680
Speaker 1: it's just a good lesson. And like I just kept

659
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:26,400
Speaker 1: saying to myself every time I would suck up and

660
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,320
Speaker 1: it would be something that would like kind of stick

661
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:29,920
Speaker 1: in my head and kind of follow me. I'm just

662
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:33,240
Speaker 1: like dump it, man, like start over, like you gotta

663
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:36,479
Speaker 1: don't let that. Then make the rest of the ship

664
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 1: like it it's gone, it happened, leave it. And throughout,

665
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 1: like I was saying, throughout the night, I kept just

666
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 1: like having intrusive thoughts of like, oh, that was a

667
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:47,360
Speaker 1: really awkward moment. Why did you say that? Oh you

668
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 1: forgot to say that really funny thing. You could have

669
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,799
Speaker 1: said that, and it was just like it's done. What

670
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,319
Speaker 1: is the point of this? So that next time you're

671
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: interviewing Danny de vito as in a green dress, you

672
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:59,719
Speaker 1: can say that line like these things you're worried that

673
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:03,680
Speaker 1: you did and say it's not this is not helping anything.

674
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: It's just making yourself feel bad. Unless I'm worried about

675
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 1: things that I go next time, I want to do

676
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 1: that differently. But this is all stuff that's just why

677
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 1: did you do that? You idiot? Like that kind of stuff.

678
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:17,319
Speaker 1: Once you kind of think about the utility of those

679
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:20,799
Speaker 1: thoughts of like what is this doing for me, you

680
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 1: can kind of go, oh, well, then let me drop

681
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 1: it because I only kind of want to have thoughts

682
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 1: that are helpful and doing something where you're teaching me

683
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 1: that and I need to remember that, like about even

684
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 1: like with comedy, like Nikki was the first person that

685
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 1: taught me just like it's a set. Who cares, it's

686
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,839
Speaker 1: a comedy set. You're gonna have another one tomorrow night.

687
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:44,320
Speaker 1: Like let it go. You just it happens. That's a

688
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 1: same thing with an audition, you know, do it, let

689
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 1: it go. It's not gonna like help anything to dwell

690
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:53,560
Speaker 1: on it. It's going to perpetuate more so hard not to.

691
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:57,319
Speaker 1: It's the hardest, I think to do it. But I

692
00:35:57,360 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 1: think we're the reason why we are artists. Were pretty

693
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:03,240
Speaker 1: emotional about it's hard for us to watch game film

694
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:05,520
Speaker 1: and not feel like if you had to watch it

695
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:08,360
Speaker 1: over again and break it down, Yeah, dude, I can.

696
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 1: You were always like fast and loose with your words,

697
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:17,240
Speaker 1: and like any podcast or any interview, I'm always like, oh,

698
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 1: why did I say that? Or what do you get

699
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 1: like that after being on stage or being on a

700
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:26,880
Speaker 1: podcast or I did sometimes like I used to go

701
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 1: on podcasts and be like, I gotta get my story

702
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 1: out if I get these stories out people will like

703
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 1: me and they like the stories, and so I, you know,

704
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,279
Speaker 1: I'd go on like Tuesday with stories. I remember I

705
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:40,239
Speaker 1: did a live show with them, and I put them

706
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:42,759
Speaker 1: on such a high pedestal in my mind. And I

707
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:46,760
Speaker 1: literally was throwing up outside Stand Up New York because

708
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 1: I thought I was sick, but I just made myself

709
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 1: sick with anxiety. God and uh and it was like

710
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:55,839
Speaker 1: I just went up there and I told like a

711
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:58,319
Speaker 1: fifteen minute story. But I didn't even let them have

712
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:02,320
Speaker 1: time to like like bullshit and like it wasn't present.

713
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,880
Speaker 1: I was just spitting it out because I was a

714
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 1: girl like me if I tell you this story. And

715
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 1: and I learned a lot though from that, you know,

716
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,839
Speaker 1: like I learned you know that they'll never have me

717
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:16,440
Speaker 1: on again, you know, like I learned that. I learned

718
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:19,759
Speaker 1: that they'll never respect me. You know, that is such

719
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 1: a classic thing to do. I've done that so many

720
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 1: times too. But you're right, you do learn that because

721
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:25,760
Speaker 1: maybe you would have done that on a more important

722
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 1: podcast or like you had to learn that lesson that

723
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 1: was like not going to be something you figured out

724
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:34,240
Speaker 1: without doing it and failing and talking about watching game

725
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 1: tape or whatever. Like I was at the comedy store

726
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 1: the other day and there's this guy that's following me

727
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:41,760
Speaker 1: around to do a piece on me for Esquire magazine,

728
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 1: and he was talking to all these comics about their

729
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 1: process and listening to your like self after you record it,

730
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 1: and I was he was like, I was like, I've

731
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:54,359
Speaker 1: never listen to myself ever, ever, ever. I record every

732
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 1: set and I never have and I never and that's

733
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:58,400
Speaker 1: why I don't post clips and myself, I you know,

734
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:01,440
Speaker 1: my Netflix or my both my Netflix special and my

735
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:04,239
Speaker 1: HBO special were like delayed because I couldn't, you know,

736
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:07,919
Speaker 1: watch myself. And Kurt Metzker was there being like, oh man,

737
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,239
Speaker 1: that's like you know, his friends with Louis. He's like,

738
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 1: that's what Louis says, like, is the only reason he

739
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:15,759
Speaker 1: is who he is because he, you know, listen, he

740
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:18,239
Speaker 1: listens to himself right after he gets offstage, takes notes

741
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:20,759
Speaker 1: and everything. And I said to the guy, you know, yeah,

742
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 1: that's what separates the greats from the you know, good

743
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,600
Speaker 1: enough like it will and he goes, then why don't

744
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 1: you do it? And I go because it's I just

745
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:32,319
Speaker 1: I can't. I really have resigned myself to like it

746
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 1: is not. It's so uncomfortable to me that i'd rather

747
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 1: I'm I'm fine with the success that I've achieved from

748
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:43,120
Speaker 1: not doing that. And he's like, why do you think

749
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:44,839
Speaker 1: it is? Because it's never as bad as you think

750
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,239
Speaker 1: it's gonna be. The problem is it's I think it's

751
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 1: gonna be worse then I think it is. But in

752
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:51,880
Speaker 1: my head, I'm like, that set was so good, I

753
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 1: don't want to listen to it because it's going to

754
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 1: be not as good as I have it in my head,

755
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 1: and then I'll realize what a fraud I am. Yeah,

756
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna apt to watch a bad one that I

757
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 1: know is an like, yeah, because that's probably better than

758
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 1: what you haven't because you go either way. You either

759
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:06,719
Speaker 1: think it was the worst set ever and you go, oh,

760
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 1: that wasn't so bad, or it's the best ever and

761
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:13,120
Speaker 1: you go, actually was kind of mediocre. But um he

762
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:15,359
Speaker 1: was like, and I go, you know, and we kind

763
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 1: of determined. Part of the fear is like if you

764
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 1: never if you always leave this thing of like if

765
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:21,720
Speaker 1: I did that, I could be the best. You always

766
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:25,280
Speaker 1: have an excuse why you're not the best. But I

767
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:28,000
Speaker 1: I'm not even saying that, being like, I know my potential.

768
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 1: I'm always leaving potential on like and it's and I

769
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 1: don't think it's because I'm scared that if I try,

770
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 1: I won't actually be as good. I literally know how

771
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 1: good I could be, Like I don't doubt it. There's

772
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 1: no part of me that's like, but what if I'm

773
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,760
Speaker 1: not like I know it? Like I know that sounds

774
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:48,440
Speaker 1: like I just know what. Everyone must know this in

775
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 1: their own lives of like I could be this good

776
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,279
Speaker 1: at this thing. If I went to the gym more,

777
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:55,560
Speaker 1: I could have this many muscles, like I could look,

778
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 1: I could have that body. Oh if I didn't eat

779
00:39:57,719 --> 00:40:00,160
Speaker 1: this every day, or if I if I s this

780
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 1: much more time with my kids, I would have a

781
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,719
Speaker 1: better relationship. There's always things you're leaving on the table,

782
00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:05,279
Speaker 1: and it's like, well, then why don't you do them?

783
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:07,759
Speaker 1: If you know? That's what's I don't know. I don't

784
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:10,840
Speaker 1: know why don't we do it? I don't mean because

785
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 1: it's not that because things and you go I don't

786
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 1: want it enough, But have you tried to do it?

787
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 1: And have you really? I know what? I know it

788
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 1: works because when I do a late nights. When I

789
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 1: did the Kimmel thing, I meticulous with all those jokes,

790
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 1: wrote every joke and you know, tinkered with them. Had

791
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,319
Speaker 1: you know even the jokes that you wrote for me

792
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 1: that I had my friend JP right for me. Like

793
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:37,200
Speaker 1: I went in and like I paid it. I wrote

794
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 1: them down, I paid attention to them, I practiced them.

795
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 1: I went back and like went over my notes and

796
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 1: it's and then used the proof is in the pudding.

797
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 1: But then my own stand up I cannot do that

798
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 1: with like I just don't want to go back to it.

799
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:49,919
Speaker 1: It's it's or when I've done a late night said,

800
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 1: I have to give a transcript, so I write it

801
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:53,279
Speaker 1: all out and then it's like that's why I have

802
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,319
Speaker 1: such a great late night stand up set. Do you

803
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:57,919
Speaker 1: think do you think you're too connected to your stand Well,

804
00:40:57,960 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 1: your stand up is way more personal than like a

805
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 1: roast jokes. So it's it's you, it's who you are,

806
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:06,600
Speaker 1: like it's and it's just I don't listen to myself.

807
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:10,319
Speaker 1: The joy of doing stand up is the moment and

808
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:12,839
Speaker 1: having that like high on stage and then leaving it

809
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 1: and just and also I'm not someone who like is

810
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,400
Speaker 1: so like live in the present, even though I know

811
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:21,360
Speaker 1: that's the key to like a good life, But listening

812
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 1: to an old set, I set I just did when

813
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,760
Speaker 1: I had fun on stage is to me not living

814
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 1: in the present, like I just want to go home,

815
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:31,840
Speaker 1: and like I wanted to be over And honestly, there's

816
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 1: some things in life and I think we all have

817
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 1: this where it's good enough, Like I know I could

818
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 1: do better, whether it's a relationship, whether it's like friendships,

819
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:41,680
Speaker 1: whether it's your body, Like we're leaving so much on

820
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 1: the table all the time. I have a good life.

821
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:46,880
Speaker 1: I don't need more money. I don't need to perform

822
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 1: at Matterson Square Garden as a comedian. I don't care.

823
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:50,880
Speaker 1: But like I told this interview or the other day

824
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 1: about um envisioning myself performing at Madison Square Garden and

825
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 1: how you were like, oh, I thought you'd want to

826
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 1: be there as a comedian, I'm like, oh no, I

827
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:00,400
Speaker 1: don't like the most I want to do as the

828
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,839
Speaker 1: VIC theater, Like I don't care about doing stand up

829
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:05,760
Speaker 1: in an amphitheater. That seems really dumb to me. Honestly,

830
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:08,880
Speaker 1: it just doesn't seem to have like be as like

831
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 1: the best place for stand up. I just it's not

832
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:13,760
Speaker 1: that I don't love stand up and I will always

833
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 1: do it, but I just, um, I don't I don't

834
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 1: crave more from stand up. Right now, I feel like

835
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 1: I've achieved exactly what I want to. There's something about,

836
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:23,839
Speaker 1: like I don't know if it's narcissist or what, like

837
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:27,759
Speaker 1: to listen to yourself back and be like, man, I

838
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 1: really nailed that, or like that was such a good.

839
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 1: Um these comedians that are listening to themselves I have

840
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 1: mentioned is that they love them they hate themselves clearly

841
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:49,120
Speaker 1: because it's interesting the defeating behavior and the self sabotaging behavior.

842
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:53,399
Speaker 1: But like narcissism comes actually from a place I think

843
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 1: of deep insecurity, Like you have to go the other

844
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:57,719
Speaker 1: way with it. So like when you you look at

845
00:42:57,719 --> 00:42:59,879
Speaker 1: these people, like the other day Carlisle was talking about

846
00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:02,359
Speaker 1: some when that is so confident, She's like, why can't

847
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:04,279
Speaker 1: I be as confident as he? As he just like

848
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 1: exudes this, Like I mean, what were you saying like this?

849
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:12,480
Speaker 1: He just exudes so much charisma and self confidence. I

850
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 1: was like, he loves himself so much, And I was like, no,

851
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 1: he doesn't, because to me, we saw the same person

852
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:26,439
Speaker 1: and I go theybe. That person is is not does

853
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:29,719
Speaker 1: not love them Like, yes, they they've accepted themselves, but

854
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 1: they're not like that's not that comes from a deep

855
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 1: place of insecurity. I mean if you look at that

856
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,759
Speaker 1: person's history, like I could point to things that I go, like,

857
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:42,279
Speaker 1: an insecure a confident person doesn't have this like or

858
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 1: the you know. So it is interesting though that you

859
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 1: do look at these people that are so fucking confident

860
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 1: and you go, God, I think that's is that the

861
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:51,480
Speaker 1: missing thing for me? Is that the missing thing of

862
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:56,040
Speaker 1: like making it? It's just narcissism and believing, like the

863
00:43:56,320 --> 00:44:01,440
Speaker 1: sociopathy because yea oftimes like I used to have that

864
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:05,120
Speaker 1: and it fades more as you like get smarter and

865
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:08,279
Speaker 1: why is it you know, older and whatever. But like

866
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 1: whenever I was like eighteen years old, like I remember,

867
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 1: people will be like my parents or whatever, like you

868
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 1: just think you're like you're always going to be And

869
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 1: it's I wonder why that with parents that go do

870
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 1: you think you're gonna be someone you can't do? Ship

871
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 1: Carlyle good look making it to the ghost Bridge. Yeah,

872
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:37,279
Speaker 1: you think you're this basketball machine at twelve. You think

873
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:41,359
Speaker 1: you're good at conceded remember the word conceded. You don't

874
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:49,400
Speaker 1: even hear it anymore. Us confidence rewarded even Yeah, and

875
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:52,879
Speaker 1: now it's it's the total opposite. It's like build yourself up. Yeah,

876
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:55,319
Speaker 1: if you come on and you talk about there's this

877
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:59,160
Speaker 1: guy entertained who just got kicked off everything whatever, whatever

878
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,319
Speaker 1: you want to say about freedom of speech, whatever, But

879
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:05,319
Speaker 1: he just talks like this and everything is confident, and

880
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 1: I take women by the hair and I drag them

881
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 1: around because I'm a strong alpha man. And everyone's like,

882
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 1: whoa dude, This guy talks clear and with authority, and

883
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 1: they get full. You get full, you full young kids

884
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:22,239
Speaker 1: like I don't know, like, but then you're like, what

885
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 1: should I talk? Like? Hitler talked pretty confident. I'm sure

886
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:28,760
Speaker 1: he didn't love himself, but they he ended up murdering

887
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 1: himself in a bunk, like you know, like these people

888
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 1: end up painting suicide that they don't Actually, I'm actually happy,

889
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:37,759
Speaker 1: and I just think because I feel that way all

890
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:39,879
Speaker 1: the time when people about my own self, we gotta

891
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,680
Speaker 1: go to break. But like when I when people are

892
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:45,120
Speaker 1: like you are killing it, Like yesterday was like a

893
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 1: day on social media that I'm sure anyone who is

894
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:49,399
Speaker 1: having a rough time in their career. They look at

895
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 1: my Instagram who compares themselves to me, and they go, God,

896
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:55,960
Speaker 1: she's doing everything, like she's killing it. She hosts this,

897
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 1: she's like and just projecting so much onto me that

898
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 1: I would do the same thing. And there was just

899
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 1: a part of me that was like I wish they

900
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:06,399
Speaker 1: could see, like me alone in my hotel room, like

901
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 1: waiting for uber eats, literally having this be like the

902
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 1: highlight of my day, taking a bath, really not knowing

903
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:14,399
Speaker 1: what to do in the bath, like being bored within

904
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 1: two seconds, getting out reading a book, putting that down,

905
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 1: being on Reddit until five in the morning, not being

906
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:23,880
Speaker 1: able to sleep, like reading about Columbine, like this isn't

907
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:27,320
Speaker 1: like this isn't really what it looks like my spray

908
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 1: tand like the splott nous of my body, like that

909
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:34,359
Speaker 1: is all. Um. I have to remember that it's not

910
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:38,319
Speaker 1: all what it seems, because there there are times that

911
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 1: I've lived like the perfect image and I'm just like,

912
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:46,560
Speaker 1: it's not that. But like they go, they go, you know,

913
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:49,840
Speaker 1: they talk like this, and then every fifteenth Instagram posts

914
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 1: them just crying, and then I'm also just like you,

915
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 1: and they're like all right, I need more tears. Can

916
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:59,799
Speaker 1: you put more people? You know what? That feels like

917
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 1: this same kind of confident Yeah, but it's like it's

918
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:07,279
Speaker 1: confident in beam just like I don't know, there's an

919
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 1: in performative yeah yeah, but like I'm a real person, um,

920
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 1: even though it's a ring light on me and I'm

921
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:23,319
Speaker 1: crying with a filter on cry filter, so it's all

922
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:27,680
Speaker 1: such lies. It's um, it's more fun to just uh,

923
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:30,279
Speaker 1: I just like when but it is hard to hear

924
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 1: someone like Jamie. Jamie will be like and I'm just

925
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 1: a puddle with bangs and I'm like, You're like, stop it.

926
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:41,239
Speaker 1: You're gorgeous like that, like people that look so gorgeous. Yeah,

927
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:45,280
Speaker 1: Like I only bang my way down and she yeah,

928
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:47,360
Speaker 1: and you go, honey, I think you could bang at

929
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:48,759
Speaker 1: the top. You were like one of the most sunning

930
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 1: people I've ever seen. I was literally gob smacked looking

931
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 1: at her, Like she was one of those people that

932
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 1: you see in person and you just go, WHOA. I

933
00:47:55,680 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 1: get why she was discovered, Like she just radiates so um. Yeah,

934
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:09,799
Speaker 1: some people getting together, I know, colorful. You never you

935
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 1: never see that. It's like we were like dumb and

936
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:18,080
Speaker 1: dumber going to parties. That's how right. All right, we

937
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 1: gotta go to break. We'll come back with more right

938
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 1: after this. Alright, we're back with Carlile Forrester. Um. We

939
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 1: are going to play top one bottom one. It's Monday, okay.

940
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:32,880
Speaker 1: The category four today's top one bottom one is something

941
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:36,920
Speaker 1: in an airplane on a flight in an airplane, so

942
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 1: when you're flying places, we're going to talk about the

943
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:42,560
Speaker 1: thing you like the most, and things like the least

944
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,279
Speaker 1: on Oh I thought it was stories from a flight.

945
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 1: I apologize. I mean, this is a loose segment. There's

946
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 1: no rules just right at but Statehouse. I think that

947
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:57,439
Speaker 1: was that was bad. Um, okay, so let's start with

948
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:01,799
Speaker 1: the least. That's the bottom one on a plane. I

949
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:05,879
Speaker 1: will say, um, the guy. Recently, I had a thing

950
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 1: on the plane where the guy just really wanted to

951
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 1: talk to me, and I could tell that they were

952
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,279
Speaker 1: just staring at like what I was doing, looking for

953
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 1: anything to like comment on, and and then starting to

954
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 1: like judge my movements and like just looking for something

955
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:23,879
Speaker 1: like not a pillow, or like just the guy next

956
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:26,960
Speaker 1: to you who wants to talk to you so badly,

957
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:30,799
Speaker 1: And then when you finally given and talk to them.

958
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,879
Speaker 1: They don't really want to talk to you. They want

959
00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:35,799
Speaker 1: to talk about themselves, and they're not even interested in

960
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:38,840
Speaker 1: anything that you're sharing. They just want to talk about themselves.

961
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 1: And that's that's this this energy I got from this

962
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:44,880
Speaker 1: guy recently of like, oh, he's watching everything I do,

963
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:49,439
Speaker 1: just waiting to go, like, okay, um, reading a book

964
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:51,839
Speaker 1: there don't like and you couldn't be you're the most

965
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 1: closed off. It's essentially like you build your own little fort.

966
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 1: It rarely happens. That's when I noticed this guy because

967
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 1: I was like, he's way and for an inn and

968
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:03,440
Speaker 1: he doesn't even understand. He doesn't have air pods, so

969
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:06,320
Speaker 1: he doesn't understand how shut out I am to any

970
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 1: noise he's making. So he's going to think I'm rude

971
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 1: when he eventually talks to me because I will not

972
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:13,239
Speaker 1: hear it because I have noise canceling headphones, ones that

973
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:16,400
Speaker 1: are blaring airplane noise from my white noise app to

974
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:19,279
Speaker 1: double down on my favorite thing about an airplane, which

975
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:22,080
Speaker 1: is air blane noise. But yeah, um, I can't, I

976
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:24,919
Speaker 1: can't stay. I just learned so much in my early

977
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:27,399
Speaker 1: in my career of traveling all the time to never

978
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 1: engage with an a man at the scene next to you.

979
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 1: And I'm not talking about a man my age. It's

980
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:37,759
Speaker 1: usually uh fifty years plus. Do not talk to those

981
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:40,239
Speaker 1: men on plane if they are too chatty, and they

982
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:42,239
Speaker 1: will ask for your number and they will want to

983
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:46,440
Speaker 1: stay in touch, and it's just it becomes I made

984
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 1: a mistake so many times of giving these old men

985
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:52,400
Speaker 1: my numbers, um, just to be nice and then just

986
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 1: like flirting with me for years via text, and it's

987
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 1: just so gross. Um and uh oh, but I did

988
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:03,400
Speaker 1: have us on the plane here the whole time, like

989
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 1: I ate like so, I ate like a monster. Um,

990
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:10,880
Speaker 1: I slept like a monster. I was disgusting, and I

991
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:12,840
Speaker 1: had a feel like at the very start of the plane,

992
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:14,759
Speaker 1: I could sense that he kind of clocked me and

993
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:16,759
Speaker 1: then was texting a lot on his phone, and I

994
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:18,319
Speaker 1: was trying to see his phone if he was like

995
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:20,960
Speaker 1: because sometimes I'll look on their phone and I see

996
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 1: them looking up. I see my face on their phone,

997
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 1: so they're trying to verify it's me, So they like

998
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:29,839
Speaker 1: google my name to like see a picture, and it's

999
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:32,319
Speaker 1: like the it happens. It happens a lot. And I've

1000
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:34,279
Speaker 1: done it before with celebrities, where I'm like, if you

1001
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:37,480
Speaker 1: do that, just hide your phone so the celebrity doesn't see.

1002
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:39,719
Speaker 1: So I looked at his phone. It didn't have me

1003
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:41,880
Speaker 1: on it, but I could see like him feverishly texting

1004
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:44,080
Speaker 1: his friends. And I was like, this guy who was

1005
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:45,880
Speaker 1: like kind of quiet before, is all of a sudden,

1006
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:47,799
Speaker 1: after he's clocked me, he's like writing. So I was

1007
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 1: like maybe, but then I was like, Nicky stopped being

1008
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:52,080
Speaker 1: full of yourself, like you're not who cares, no one,

1009
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:54,520
Speaker 1: no one knows who you are. And then as soon

1010
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:56,320
Speaker 1: as we land, he just goes. I just want to

1011
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:57,839
Speaker 1: say I'm a big fan. I'm like I have been

1012
00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:01,000
Speaker 1: farting next to you from five and a half. I

1013
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:04,279
Speaker 1: like bend next to you. I put a blanket over

1014
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:08,719
Speaker 1: my head, like uh, just went to the backroom like

1015
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:13,319
Speaker 1: eight times, Like I just like that, dude. I really

1016
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:16,040
Speaker 1: love how like you're just yourself and it's like, oh

1017
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:17,879
Speaker 1: my god, I know. I just let my head down,

1018
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:22,680
Speaker 1: put a pillbottle between my my bucket and my like

1019
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:24,640
Speaker 1: I to spread my toes. I was like doing some

1020
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:26,799
Speaker 1: really weird stuff and I'm like, God, this would have

1021
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:29,400
Speaker 1: been nice to know that you know who I am.

1022
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:32,000
Speaker 1: It is a weird feeling to have to just be

1023
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:34,839
Speaker 1: yourself on a plane or in any situation and then

1024
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:36,319
Speaker 1: at the end of it for someone to go, I

1025
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 1: know who you are, Like that doesn't that doesn't happen

1026
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:42,799
Speaker 1: in life where you know, unless maybe like I know

1027
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:44,759
Speaker 1: your mom and you go, oh no, god, is someone

1028
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:47,080
Speaker 1: my feeling? But yeah, so that was my worst That

1029
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:49,399
Speaker 1: actually was nice. That guy was very nice, But um,

1030
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:52,399
Speaker 1: I wish you would earn it earlier. What about what's

1031
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:57,399
Speaker 1: the worst thing? I guess, Uh, this was pretty bad.

1032
00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:00,879
Speaker 1: I saw, Um, you know, my brother was was way

1033
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:02,640
Speaker 1: smart to me, my older brother, and he'd like to

1034
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:06,640
Speaker 1: outsmart me a lot, and uh, I don't even think this.

1035
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:08,879
Speaker 1: It's funny when you think back and you're like, man,

1036
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:11,280
Speaker 1: he tricked me. But really I should have saw it coming,

1037
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:13,680
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like sometimes you're like, man,

1038
00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:18,600
Speaker 1: how did he think of this? But really this is

1039
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 1: exactly like he put two catchup packets down. He's like,

1040
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:26,360
Speaker 1: I bet you should punch him, and I was like no,

1041
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:29,200
Speaker 1: and he just punch him as hard as you can, yeah,

1042
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:31,960
Speaker 1: to catch up packets, And I was like, are you

1043
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:34,280
Speaker 1: sure I should do it? He's like, yeah, that'd be cool.

1044
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:36,719
Speaker 1: And this was on your way to Jackson Hole last week.

1045
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:40,239
Speaker 1: Like how old were you? I want to set the

1046
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:44,480
Speaker 1: stage here. I would say I was like eight or nine.

1047
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:49,120
Speaker 1: So he's like he's like twelve. Yeah, he's just smart

1048
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:51,719
Speaker 1: enough to know that this is a horrible idea. And

1049
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:53,840
Speaker 1: I fucking punched He's catchup pack because I want to

1050
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:56,520
Speaker 1: impress him too at the same time. And I punched

1051
00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:59,880
Speaker 1: him and to catch up flies like seven ft and

1052
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:02,800
Speaker 1: lands on like a hundred and forty year old woman's face,

1053
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:09,000
Speaker 1: like and she's just like she was sitting next to you,

1054
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 1: like on the road. No, she was like it was back.

1055
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:14,600
Speaker 1: It was far enough where I don't even know I

1056
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:18,760
Speaker 1: can't remember whether or not. Yeah, like the Vegas shooting,

1057
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 1: they're like, where is this coming from? I mean they

1058
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:25,880
Speaker 1: can't they do not know where it's coming from. I'm sorry.

1059
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:30,000
Speaker 1: It was like JFK assassination. It was like this was

1060
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:32,960
Speaker 1: it even displaced back into the left. Yeah, so I

1061
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:38,560
Speaker 1: blamed I think it was blood too, because yeah, they

1062
00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:42,360
Speaker 1: were like she's yeah, she's just old enough where she

1063
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:46,759
Speaker 1: just started bleeding randomly. Uh. Yeah. I didn't get caught though,

1064
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:50,359
Speaker 1: somehow did your parents get mad at you? Um, I

1065
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:52,680
Speaker 1: can't remember if they were even on the flight or

1066
00:54:52,719 --> 00:54:54,439
Speaker 1: listening to us or talking to us at that time.

1067
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:56,360
Speaker 1: I think my mom was drunk and my dad was

1068
00:54:56,400 --> 00:55:01,400
Speaker 1: looking at reports, you know, didn't catch up on those reports.

1069
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:04,719
Speaker 1: I don't know why. It wasn't like I guess I

1070
00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:06,680
Speaker 1: didn't get in that much trouble to think back, but

1071
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:09,799
Speaker 1: I just felt so horrible for this old woman who

1072
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:12,880
Speaker 1: she didn't need to screamed yeah, And also like I

1073
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:16,200
Speaker 1: feel bad for that kid being so dumb to do that,

1074
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:19,680
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Oh, I like that we're

1075
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:22,080
Speaker 1: looking at him as not you, But yeah, he was

1076
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:25,480
Speaker 1: just a kid. He didn't no, no nothing. I remember

1077
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:27,160
Speaker 1: one time spilling catch up on my hands and walking

1078
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:28,840
Speaker 1: to the bathroom at a McDonald's when I was like

1079
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:30,959
Speaker 1: maybe in third grade, and this man was like, are

1080
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:33,799
Speaker 1: you OK? Like I thought it was like blood all

1081
00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:36,160
Speaker 1: over my hands, and I remember being so scared by

1082
00:55:36,239 --> 00:55:39,400
Speaker 1: his reaction, and I was just like, I don't know,

1083
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:41,640
Speaker 1: like I just remember being like, Oh, that's what it's

1084
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 1: like to get like like real attention from some like

1085
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:48,600
Speaker 1: some like too much, like someone being so concerned about

1086
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:50,680
Speaker 1: you that it was just like Jesus Christ, chill out,

1087
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:53,600
Speaker 1: and you're like, am I okay? Like am I? Like?

1088
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:56,919
Speaker 1: You start questioning everything, starting me like someday you will

1089
00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 1: start bleeding and it needs You're a woman like that,

1090
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:03,480
Speaker 1: too young for this? Where's my dad? I handed my

1091
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:05,480
Speaker 1: brother a knife one time and he took catch up

1092
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:07,560
Speaker 1: and he put it all over his hands and said

1093
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:10,560
Speaker 1: I stabbed him. And I was running around crying, thinking

1094
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:15,360
Speaker 1: I stabbed my brother. That was in Jackson All. I

1095
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:20,800
Speaker 1: got to be a successful one. Now, Um, okay, Garlan,

1096
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:23,880
Speaker 1: what about you? Okay? Story or just like thing on

1097
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:26,279
Speaker 1: a plane that's at least I'm just going right to

1098
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:29,440
Speaker 1: story because I had to do the worst thing, which

1099
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:43,359
Speaker 1: is did you autopilots? I had to get my two

1100
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:47,319
Speaker 1: cats to Mississippi. And if you remember this, it was

1101
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:49,440
Speaker 1: right before I was moving in with you to do

1102
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:52,239
Speaker 1: Dancing with the Stars, and we thought we were going

1103
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:54,120
Speaker 1: to live in this apartment for a lot longer than

1104
00:56:54,160 --> 00:57:01,080
Speaker 1: we actually did, but they did in the long So

1105
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:03,720
Speaker 1: I had to get these two cats back to Mississippi

1106
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:08,440
Speaker 1: in an airplane bag that goes under the seat to

1107
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:11,320
Speaker 1: have to fit in the one that goes under the seat.

1108
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:15,200
Speaker 1: That's the like rule f C C rule. But then

1109
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:19,160
Speaker 1: fun cat cats are already had them drugged whatever, and

1110
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:25,960
Speaker 1: they're like, now they wouldn't fight. No, how did you

1111
00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:33,520
Speaker 1: drug them? You're veable describe it and so prepared for

1112
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:35,959
Speaker 1: them in the bag the whole time, she just blew

1113
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:40,400
Speaker 1: smoke into the back, just smoked. No. So then the

1114
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:43,000
Speaker 1: flight's about to start and the flight attendant comes around

1115
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:44,680
Speaker 1: and she's like, okay, you need to take one of

1116
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:47,520
Speaker 1: the cats out of the bag and I was like what,

1117
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:49,360
Speaker 1: and she's like one needs to go on your lap.

1118
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:54,600
Speaker 1: Two cats in there and everyone knows it's coming out

1119
00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:58,240
Speaker 1: of the back show. I was like, that is the

1120
00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:03,040
Speaker 1: worst idea ever. The bag like it's like, oh my god,

1121
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:07,840
Speaker 1: just that's the rule, Like one has to ride on

1122
00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:09,800
Speaker 1: your lap. So I was like, which one is going

1123
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:13,000
Speaker 1: to be more docile? And I just got like the

1124
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:15,120
Speaker 1: older one and pulled her out and she's trying to

1125
00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:17,160
Speaker 1: like jump on the plane and I'm holding her and

1126
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:22,120
Speaker 1: then she just took a ship. I don't want to stressed.

1127
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:24,360
Speaker 1: She was so stressed out and she was medicated, and

1128
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:26,560
Speaker 1: I felt so bad for the people next to me

1129
00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:29,800
Speaker 1: because they're like, who is this who brings two cats

1130
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:31,960
Speaker 1: on a plane, Like I look like a crazy person.

1131
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:34,960
Speaker 1: It's because I have to move them back, like they

1132
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:37,480
Speaker 1: both live there now, so like it's the one time

1133
00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:39,480
Speaker 1: in life this is ever going to happen. But for

1134
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:42,080
Speaker 1: that one plane, right, I was that this is a lesson,

1135
00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 1: like don't get like, don't get animals if you don't

1136
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:47,920
Speaker 1: have a plan. I know, well they live for twenty

1137
00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:50,640
Speaker 1: two years. I mean I had these cats two thousand.

1138
00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:56,959
Speaker 1: There are so many times where people have to move

1139
00:58:57,080 --> 00:59:00,439
Speaker 1: or like their situations where people are like I got

1140
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:01,960
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do with my dog, like

1141
00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:05,520
Speaker 1: having pets. No, I would never really hold back people

1142
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:08,200
Speaker 1: from so many things. My plan was always for them

1143
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:10,680
Speaker 1: to go to their golden years in Mississippi, which is

1144
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:14,400
Speaker 1: what's happening now, which is a great life for cats.

1145
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:16,840
Speaker 1: Were the people next to you being like you could

1146
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:19,040
Speaker 1: hear them like huffing and they were laughing. They were

1147
00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:21,240
Speaker 1: these two boys that were like on their way to

1148
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:24,800
Speaker 1: a wedding and I think they were cousins, Like no,

1149
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:29,800
Speaker 1: man like because it smells so bad, and I was

1150
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:32,720
Speaker 1: just like, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. And the

1151
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:36,440
Speaker 1: cats fighting the thing trying to get it. They were

1152
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:40,920
Speaker 1: fighting in the bag too. In the bag they had

1153
00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:45,120
Speaker 1: gotten sick and everything, and I'm hold, why didn't just

1154
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:47,600
Speaker 1: why did you do? Like when we know that the

1155
00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:49,560
Speaker 1: cats were going to do this? I think it was

1156
00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:52,840
Speaker 1: the medicine that the vet gave them just relaxed them

1157
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:55,840
Speaker 1: and it relaxed their bows. You guys, stop giving your

1158
00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:58,880
Speaker 1: cat like when people fly with their animals, they medicate them.

1159
00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:01,680
Speaker 1: It's just such a bad ide. Yet just I don't

1160
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:03,600
Speaker 1: know what it is with cats, but with dogs, just

1161
01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:05,600
Speaker 1: put them in the bag and stop checking on them,

1162
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:07,960
Speaker 1: just like be confident that that's where they belong. And

1163
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,120
Speaker 1: your dog will read your energy. It was the best

1164
01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:11,880
Speaker 1: advice I was ever given. It changed the way I

1165
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:14,440
Speaker 1: traveled with pets. I was always dealing with dogs that

1166
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:18,040
Speaker 1: were doing the same thing, freaking out, shitting like like

1167
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:21,360
Speaker 1: trying to get out. And then the second these gay

1168
01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:23,919
Speaker 1: guys were like, oh, you're traveling with a dog's rough,

1169
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:25,160
Speaker 1: isn't it? And I was like, I don't know what

1170
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:26,560
Speaker 1: to do. Do you have any advice? And they were like,

1171
01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:29,840
Speaker 1: once you they are reading your energy. If you're nervous

1172
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:31,360
Speaker 1: about them in the bag, they're going to be nervous

1173
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:32,960
Speaker 1: about being in the bag. They go in the bag,

1174
01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:35,360
Speaker 1: you're confident they should be there. They're gonna take them

1175
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:37,960
Speaker 1: out when the planes right over is over. If you

1176
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,160
Speaker 1: are just confident they belong there and that it's not

1177
01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:42,760
Speaker 1: a big deal, and you're not constantly like are you okay?

1178
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:45,200
Speaker 1: Are you Like they're not gonna worry about it either.

1179
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:49,200
Speaker 1: And it was like magic. I couldn't believe how it worked.

1180
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:51,360
Speaker 1: Where I was just like Luigi, that's where you're going,

1181
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:53,120
Speaker 1: and I'm just leaving you there and you're fine and

1182
01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:55,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to sleep. Never an issue again traveling

1183
01:00:55,640 --> 01:01:01,840
Speaker 1: with pets. But I'm sure it's overall. And I was

1184
01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:09,400
Speaker 1: sitting in theself, know what, what's your at least favorite

1185
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:14,400
Speaker 1: thing about a plane? I cannot stand when, um, someone

1186
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:20,000
Speaker 1: who's in the window seat like opens their window and

1187
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:23,720
Speaker 1: let's light into a dark plane, especially when it reaches

1188
01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:27,760
Speaker 1: My dad does that. My dad loves a window seat.

1189
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:29,640
Speaker 1: And if he's sitting in the aisle and someone is

1190
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:32,040
Speaker 1: the window and they don't open the window, he goes,

1191
01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:34,640
Speaker 1: she's not even open the windows, like that's the points

1192
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:37,760
Speaker 1: next the window. Like He'll start huffing and puffing and

1193
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:40,480
Speaker 1: being a little baby about it and be like, I

1194
01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:42,280
Speaker 1: mean I like the window. I would use the window

1195
01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:44,400
Speaker 1: like he loves the window. Then he gets mad if

1196
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:46,000
Speaker 1: you're on a Southwest light and you pick like a

1197
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:47,720
Speaker 1: seat for him that is on the wing, because then

1198
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:49,600
Speaker 1: he doesn't have a good view because the winning like

1199
01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:53,840
Speaker 1: he loves out there doing he just likes the view.

1200
01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:56,920
Speaker 1: I mean it is kind of impressive. Air travel is amazing.

1201
01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:01,560
Speaker 1: But like my dad a wonder that is like a

1202
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:04,160
Speaker 1: childlike wonder. It's right, but you're when it is dark

1203
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:07,360
Speaker 1: on a plane and the light is abrasive, the sun

1204
01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:11,120
Speaker 1: is setting or the sun is howiver, get a sleep

1205
01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:12,880
Speaker 1: mask if you don't like his Other night, I was

1206
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:15,000
Speaker 1: reading on a plane and it was dark, and I

1207
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:16,720
Speaker 1: put my overhead light on because I wanted to read

1208
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:20,200
Speaker 1: this book that I had a tangible book, and I

1209
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:22,640
Speaker 1: felt bad because I'm like, oh, the cabin's dark. I'm

1210
01:02:22,640 --> 01:02:25,240
Speaker 1: putting on this reading light. And then I go, if

1211
01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:27,479
Speaker 1: people don't like light and they want to sleep, get

1212
01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:30,160
Speaker 1: a fucking sleep mask, Like there's a solution if you

1213
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:33,080
Speaker 1: don't like light. So but I know some people don't

1214
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:35,440
Speaker 1: like sleep mask. You see light coming in, let that

1215
01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:37,440
Speaker 1: be your queue to wake up and see the fucking

1216
01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:40,680
Speaker 1: Grand Canyon because it's on the left side of the plane,

1217
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:42,720
Speaker 1: even though you're on the right. So look at the

1218
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:47,040
Speaker 1: other look at the ocean view. If you look out

1219
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:49,480
Speaker 1: a window of any plane, you see the Grand Canyon.

1220
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:52,880
Speaker 1: It don't matter how far you are that Grand Canyon.

1221
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:56,800
Speaker 1: It's okay. What's your favorite thing about being got a plane?

1222
01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 1: Can I just say one more thing I hate real quick?

1223
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:02,560
Speaker 1: I hate one people put up the airplane map of

1224
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:05,760
Speaker 1: where we're going to. Oh, I hate it so much

1225
01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:08,240
Speaker 1: so I have to look and go we're in Tennessee

1226
01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:10,400
Speaker 1: and we have to be in Alaska, and you fucking

1227
01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:13,880
Speaker 1: are watching now, you prick. Now I have to watch

1228
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:17,520
Speaker 1: the slow mo of this fucking I was like, I

1229
01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:20,960
Speaker 1: hope it crashes on there, and they really watch these

1230
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:24,600
Speaker 1: people just like these people are such control freaks. They

1231
01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:26,840
Speaker 1: need to feel like they're in the cockpit some way,

1232
01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:30,400
Speaker 1: so they have like this is control freaks that are

1233
01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:35,880
Speaker 1: watching this. And Celsius did the fahrenheit. It's quite cold

1234
01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:41,000
Speaker 1: up here, and you believe that what I'm trying to think.

1235
01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:42,640
Speaker 1: I mean, we could just do all things we hate.

1236
01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:44,960
Speaker 1: But what's your favorite part about air travel or being

1237
01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:48,200
Speaker 1: on being on an airplane. I mean, my favorite story

1238
01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:50,480
Speaker 1: is when I was flying. My little brother was afraid

1239
01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:53,280
Speaker 1: to fly. And I've told you this before, but he

1240
01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:54,680
Speaker 1: was in the back and he was having a full

1241
01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:58,960
Speaker 1: on meltdown and UH and the pilot came back after

1242
01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:01,160
Speaker 1: we took off. He was crying so hard, he was

1243
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:03,800
Speaker 1: like fighting, he had like super strength, and he finally

1244
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:05,880
Speaker 1: calmed down because we gave him like a half of

1245
01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:08,840
Speaker 1: an X And the pilot comes all the way to

1246
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:11,040
Speaker 1: the back of the plane and he looks down. He's like, son,

1247
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:12,680
Speaker 1: I just want to let you know we're gonna get

1248
01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:15,560
Speaker 1: you home, all right. And Sam looks up and he goes,

1249
01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:23,320
Speaker 1: who's flying the plane? So I just envisioning like an

1250
01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:31,680
Speaker 1: empty steering wheel just go you know, Carlile like, it's

1251
01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:34,200
Speaker 1: just crazy. I would think that too, Yeah if I

1252
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:37,959
Speaker 1: was Yeah, yeah, oh my god. It was the best

1253
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:41,360
Speaker 1: moment of my life. I laugh every time I think

1254
01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:46,080
Speaker 1: of that story wedding, because he's the pilot thinks he's

1255
01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:48,760
Speaker 1: really like changing this kid's life, even though he's giving

1256
01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:54,200
Speaker 1: him so much more alarm. UM plane was when I

1257
01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:59,640
Speaker 1: sat next to Um, two of the only surviving UH

1258
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:07,600
Speaker 1: Munchkins from the Wizard of Oz story. Jerry. Uh, he

1259
01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:11,760
Speaker 1: told it on you up. Jerry. Wait, let me look. Look,

1260
01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:15,720
Speaker 1: I remember that Jerry Munchkin. Him and his wife were

1261
01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:20,480
Speaker 1: both munchkins. Jerry Maron. That's right, Jerry Maron and his wife. Um,

1262
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:24,880
Speaker 1: we're both in the Lollipop Guild. He died eighteen. He

1263
01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:28,480
Speaker 1: was old as funn He died at the age of UM.

1264
01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:31,680
Speaker 1: I met him and probably, I mean he was at

1265
01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:33,280
Speaker 1: the window, his wife was in the middle seat. I

1266
01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:35,560
Speaker 1: was on the aisle and I was flying out to

1267
01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:38,680
Speaker 1: l a from like some ship gig when I was

1268
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:41,120
Speaker 1: just broke and like not doing well at all. And

1269
01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:43,920
Speaker 1: he and they were so nice. We started talking all

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01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:45,680
Speaker 1: about the business. And they were telling me all about

1271
01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:47,760
Speaker 1: the Lollipop Guild. They would make appearances. That was like

1272
01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:49,920
Speaker 1: how they were making money. So they were telling us

1273
01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:53,360
Speaker 1: all about me, all about you know, what it was

1274
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:57,120
Speaker 1: like to be they still really represented the Lollipop Guild.

1275
01:05:57,640 --> 01:06:00,120
Speaker 1: And we're going out there. Uh. And they worked like

1276
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:02,439
Speaker 1: they were so adorable. They loved each other so much,

1277
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:05,680
Speaker 1: and and he told me I was going to make it.

1278
01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:07,240
Speaker 1: He was like, I just have a feeling about you.

1279
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:09,160
Speaker 1: You're gonna make it and it was very like I

1280
01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:12,000
Speaker 1: really felt that he believed it, and like, I don't

1281
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:13,960
Speaker 1: know if I felt like it was magical somehow having

1282
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:15,760
Speaker 1: a munch can tell me that or something, but like

1283
01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:18,840
Speaker 1: it just felt it was such a lovely flight. We're

1284
01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:27,360
Speaker 1: talking to someone but under right now the Wizard of Oz. Yeah,

1285
01:06:27,360 --> 01:06:29,800
Speaker 1: so like nine, like he was in the Wizard of

1286
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:34,920
Speaker 1: you're thinking of bloom Pas. We represent the lollipop Gilp,

1287
01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:38,320
Speaker 1: the lollipop Gilp. Yeah, those two, Um, it was like

1288
01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:40,400
Speaker 1: a fever dream. I couldn't even believe it that I

1289
01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:41,920
Speaker 1: was and got to sit next to them, and then

1290
01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:43,880
Speaker 1: they were so nice and we talked the whole way

1291
01:06:44,040 --> 01:06:46,200
Speaker 1: and that they I think they gave me like a

1292
01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:48,520
Speaker 1: present or something at the end of it to remember them.

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01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:50,240
Speaker 1: It was so nice. But it was such a wild

1294
01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:52,760
Speaker 1: um but that was my best flight. What about you,

1295
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:58,760
Speaker 1: car Oh, I was just gonna say, I could really

1296
01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:05,280
Speaker 1: stretch out. You're like, that was a good fly. Can

1297
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:09,480
Speaker 1: lay down on top of them, that's so funny. I

1298
01:07:09,560 --> 01:07:11,080
Speaker 1: just put them under the seat in front of me.

1299
01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:14,400
Speaker 1: I was like, you guys, can't down. You can't put

1300
01:07:14,440 --> 01:07:16,919
Speaker 1: too much in one bag. You have to have one

1301
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:20,600
Speaker 1: on your lap and one under the seat. That's FCC

1302
01:07:20,720 --> 01:07:26,320
Speaker 1: regulation as we've learned. No, okay, this is very meta.

1303
01:07:26,640 --> 01:07:30,440
Speaker 1: Because I'm here now, I don't know how meta. How

1304
01:07:30,560 --> 01:07:33,760
Speaker 1: meta is this gonna be? Nikki, this is going this

1305
01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:37,160
Speaker 1: is I'm even using the word. That's what I'm on

1306
01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:46,120
Speaker 1: the fence about here, is that every what do I

1307
01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:47,600
Speaker 1: have a feeling that will be? I think she's going

1308
01:07:47,640 --> 01:07:50,560
Speaker 1: to nail it. My favorite thing about being on a

1309
01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:55,240
Speaker 1: plane is listening to this podcast. Well that is meta. Yeah,

1310
01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:58,680
Speaker 1: and I'm inside of this podcast, so that is so

1311
01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:02,080
Speaker 1: nice of you to say. Also, right now, are you

1312
01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:04,520
Speaker 1: on a plane? It is Oh, yes, someone on a

1313
01:08:04,560 --> 01:08:07,120
Speaker 1: plane right now listening to this. It is nice. There's

1314
01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:09,880
Speaker 1: something about listening to podcasts on a plane. I love

1315
01:08:10,080 --> 01:08:12,680
Speaker 1: laughing so hard at something on the plane that I

1316
01:08:12,760 --> 01:08:15,120
Speaker 1: have to turn it off because I am being one

1317
01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:18,320
Speaker 1: of those people that's like I'm having so much fun

1318
01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:21,960
Speaker 1: by myself. Like I just hate people that like laughed

1319
01:08:22,080 --> 01:08:25,439
Speaker 1: themselves where it's just like we get it. You like

1320
01:08:25,479 --> 01:08:28,080
Speaker 1: are entertained by art. Like you you have your own

1321
01:08:28,120 --> 01:08:30,679
Speaker 1: little private world. You're having fun, you have a good life,

1322
01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:32,920
Speaker 1: Like there's parts of me as soon as I start laughing,

1323
01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:34,679
Speaker 1: like at a book or something. I'm reading them always

1324
01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:37,519
Speaker 1: just like everyone hates me around me anything. I'm like

1325
01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:42,639
Speaker 1: trying to happening on Columbine and Nicki's just like just

1326
01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:47,280
Speaker 1: like it's like chapter eight, like when they all died,

1327
01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:53,639
Speaker 1: and NICKI just like do it again. Oh the basement

1328
01:08:53,680 --> 01:08:56,280
Speaker 1: tapes chapter that's sort of big columnye mads out there.

1329
01:08:57,080 --> 01:08:59,400
Speaker 1: And it's funny when you laugh at yourself on a podcast,

1330
01:08:59,439 --> 01:09:02,280
Speaker 1: because do it really? You really laugh hard, and then

1331
01:09:02,280 --> 01:09:04,639
Speaker 1: you try to hide the laugh instead of just like

1332
01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:07,599
Speaker 1: let it naturally. You're just like it looks like you're

1333
01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:10,799
Speaker 1: doing sneak, like you're plotting, like you're just like thinking

1334
01:09:10,840 --> 01:09:16,720
Speaker 1: about how you're gonna hide you just suspicious. Yes, I'm

1335
01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:22,559
Speaker 1: just listen. I swear I had a wooden knife that

1336
01:09:22,640 --> 01:09:27,320
Speaker 1: I got from like disposable um. It's over there. I

1337
01:09:27,320 --> 01:09:29,680
Speaker 1: think it's wait, let me just get it. Did you

1338
01:09:29,720 --> 01:09:32,599
Speaker 1: bring a wooden knife on a plane, so like I

1339
01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:36,280
Speaker 1: had like disposable um, like you know, cutlery. There's so

1340
01:09:36,280 --> 01:09:37,920
Speaker 1: many times I find myself on the road where like

1341
01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:40,760
Speaker 1: I'll order uber eats and there's no you know, I

1342
01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:44,839
Speaker 1: have to use them. The stirring straws from the coffee

1343
01:09:44,840 --> 01:09:47,240
Speaker 1: filter thing to like use as chopsticks because they just

1344
01:09:47,360 --> 01:09:49,519
Speaker 1: never have they don't give it to you nerbery eats

1345
01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:50,960
Speaker 1: and then you just are like, oh what do I do?

1346
01:09:51,040 --> 01:09:53,439
Speaker 1: There's no restaurant, the hotel, I can't call down, So

1347
01:09:53,479 --> 01:09:55,880
Speaker 1: I've just saved stuff that's like good sometimes that I get.

1348
01:09:55,920 --> 01:10:01,280
Speaker 1: And I just had an individual wooden knife your jacket

1349
01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:06,840
Speaker 1: did your dad find out on the Missouri River? This

1350
01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:12,599
Speaker 1: looks so suspicious like it is. It looks like it

1351
01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:17,920
Speaker 1: looks like that someone's trying to sneak a murder weapon,

1352
01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:21,760
Speaker 1: but as a butter knife like your legs. It looks

1353
01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:24,120
Speaker 1: like something that someone would make to make it look

1354
01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:26,439
Speaker 1: like it's not as dangerous as it is. And this

1355
01:10:26,560 --> 01:10:28,799
Speaker 1: is was in I found this in my jean jacket

1356
01:10:28,800 --> 01:10:30,439
Speaker 1: while I was on the flight, and I was like, man,

1357
01:10:30,479 --> 01:10:33,040
Speaker 1: I'm glad because it's it wouldn't so it wouldn't come

1358
01:10:33,040 --> 01:10:36,599
Speaker 1: out on a metal detector like it is a perfect weapon.

1359
01:10:36,760 --> 01:10:41,040
Speaker 1: So if anyone terrorists out there listening, Yeah, if you

1360
01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:42,880
Speaker 1: want to make a gun, make it out of wood,

1361
01:10:44,680 --> 01:10:47,680
Speaker 1: Like I just love the idea of you, like you

1362
01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:49,920
Speaker 1: have a shank on you like, that's a straight up

1363
01:10:49,920 --> 01:10:55,800
Speaker 1: shank I've never even seen like it doesn't have with it.

1364
01:10:55,800 --> 01:10:57,840
Speaker 1: It would make sense to be like, oh, this is

1365
01:10:58,160 --> 01:11:00,400
Speaker 1: I just had the knife. There was no other There

1366
01:11:00,439 --> 01:11:02,400
Speaker 1: was the napkin or like the plastic that came with

1367
01:11:02,439 --> 01:11:07,439
Speaker 1: the set. It was just the knife. So suspicious. Um.

1368
01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:11,800
Speaker 1: Uh know what's your favorite thing about being a real

1369
01:11:11,920 --> 01:11:14,559
Speaker 1: quick I love when I'm like on a plane that's

1370
01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:18,040
Speaker 1: not too old but also not too new, so there's

1371
01:11:18,080 --> 01:11:24,519
Speaker 1: like a screen doesn't break apart in the sky. No,

1372
01:11:24,800 --> 01:11:28,080
Speaker 1: and um they have a map that I can track

1373
01:11:28,160 --> 01:11:30,439
Speaker 1: the flight and I can see it in the three

1374
01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:36,720
Speaker 1: different views like zoomed out medium. I hate you. I

1375
01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:42,760
Speaker 1: hate That's what Andrew hates. So we're going through each

1376
01:11:42,760 --> 01:11:44,479
Speaker 1: of the views where it goes like three D, like

1377
01:11:44,560 --> 01:11:49,320
Speaker 1: goes around the plane and it tells me how much Yeah,

1378
01:11:49,520 --> 01:11:51,880
Speaker 1: because I like knowing how much time is left, Like

1379
01:11:51,920 --> 01:11:55,200
Speaker 1: I like, these are people who want to be in

1380
01:11:55,240 --> 01:11:57,920
Speaker 1: the cockpit. They can't be. It's the closest they can get.

1381
01:11:58,160 --> 01:12:01,120
Speaker 1: I get it. I know that is exactly it's Noah,

1382
01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:06,760
Speaker 1: that's that person is it's the whole time You're gonna

1383
01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:13,760
Speaker 1: hate this answer. The answer is yes, I'd rather have

1384
01:12:13,800 --> 01:12:17,479
Speaker 1: a cat ship in my mouth. Now we know if

1385
01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:20,240
Speaker 1: we ever fly anywhere, I cannot sit next to Andrew

1386
01:12:21,120 --> 01:12:27,160
Speaker 1: because it's that that keeps going from like. I love they.

1387
01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:28,720
Speaker 1: I know exactly what you're talking about. They give these

1388
01:12:28,760 --> 01:12:31,360
Speaker 1: differed aspects of the plane and they go through the elevation,

1389
01:12:31,720 --> 01:12:33,920
Speaker 1: They trays around it. They show you where like where

1390
01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:37,160
Speaker 1: you are, like compares it to Africa. Yeah, you like

1391
01:12:37,360 --> 01:12:39,200
Speaker 1: that gives you like a little steering wheel, so you

1392
01:12:39,280 --> 01:12:42,880
Speaker 1: pretend that you're flying it. Look at me, okay, and

1393
01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:45,120
Speaker 1: we're gonna have to have fifteen mounctions in between us.

1394
01:12:45,320 --> 01:12:47,760
Speaker 1: I also like to do this. I like to turn

1395
01:12:47,800 --> 01:12:50,800
Speaker 1: the screen off, listen to a little bit of a podcast,

1396
01:12:50,880 --> 01:12:53,160
Speaker 1: then turn it back on and see how mar you've come.

1397
01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:58,759
Speaker 1: The plane has moved. Oh I don't mind that, Andrew.

1398
01:12:58,760 --> 01:13:00,439
Speaker 1: We need to get your sleep mask to be so

1399
01:13:00,479 --> 01:13:02,320
Speaker 1: you don't have to deal with these people. Sleep mass

1400
01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:06,040
Speaker 1: well would solve most of our issues, except Carlos Cash.

1401
01:13:11,920 --> 01:13:18,400
Speaker 1: He pulled the sleeps sound solution. He sleeps. All right, guys,

1402
01:13:18,400 --> 01:13:20,799
Speaker 1: that's our podcast for this Monday. We're back in acted.

1403
01:13:21,560 --> 01:13:24,559
Speaker 1: We'll be here all week. Um, thank you so much

1404
01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:26,840
Speaker 1: for listening. We will see you tomorrow on the show.

1405
01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:33,559
Speaker 1: Uh don't we cut and Jack to Nashville. Yeah, there

1406
01:13:33,600 --> 01:13:37,880
Speaker 1: you go tomorrow night in Nashville. Go see Andrew and

1407
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:40,800
Speaker 1: come see me in Vegas September two. We'll see you

1408
01:13:40,840 --> 01:13:43,000
Speaker 1: out there by by