WEBVTT - #292: Skeery Jones Is Falling Down, Falling Down

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<v Speaker 1>Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Bullet, start Up,

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<v Speaker 1>dot up, start.

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<v Speaker 2>Another Palindrome, Yes it is. Do we do something special

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<v Speaker 2>for Palindrome Days? No? I just mentioned it, but we

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<v Speaker 2>we mentioned it at two eighty two, so I'm mentioning

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<v Speaker 2>it ninety two. I mean, maybe we should give something

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<v Speaker 2>away a stracecar, a contest to give away a race car.

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<v Speaker 2>Why not? My god, we don't have a budget here,

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<v Speaker 2>two hundred and ninety two episodes deep, and we still

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<v Speaker 2>don't have a damn budget to like do cool giveaways, flyaways, trips, money,

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<v Speaker 2>cash money. I'm still trying to build my TikTok account.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything is in stages. It would it be great to just

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<v Speaker 2>give a slice some cash? Yeah, listen, if Mark Cuban

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<v Speaker 2>wants to invest in a podcast, I'll take his money.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, not to be you know, like, how do

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<v Speaker 2>I explain it like a hockey radio. You know a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of radio stations. I mean, that's what we do

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<v Speaker 2>in radio. I mean, and we don't want to be radio.

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<v Speaker 2>We want to get We get a wait ticket we've

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<v Speaker 2>given away show tickets. We've done some giveaways. Yeah, I know,

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<v Speaker 2>but we need something. I mean, cash is king, right,

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<v Speaker 2>cash is universal. You wait tickets for a show. You

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<v Speaker 2>got to live in the in the New York area. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we don't have the you know, I mean we give

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<v Speaker 2>away movie tickets. If we had a movie sponsor, w

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<v Speaker 2>we'll give away AMC tickets. I think we need a

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<v Speaker 2>bank to jump on board, because banks have cash, do they?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't not to like throw around. I mean, that's

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<v Speaker 2>all they are cashing. Cad witch person who's like, I

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<v Speaker 2>got nothing to do with my money, you know, make

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<v Speaker 2>a donation. Yeah, Like like Mark Zuckerberg. Zuckerberg bought Instagram, right,

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<v Speaker 2>he made an investment. To my knowledge, he doesn't own

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<v Speaker 2>any podcasts. And if he does, don't tweet me. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't care or ex me. I'm just saying, like he

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<v Speaker 2>could you know, does he have a Brooklyn podcast? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, I'm not yeah, not on board with X.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, I'm always gonna say, tweet, don't X me.

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<v Speaker 2>That'ud fucking stupid. It does. But here's the thing. My

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<v Speaker 2>dad used to say things that he was used to

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<v Speaker 2>and I would make fun of him, right, like when

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<v Speaker 2>he was a kid. Uh right, now, what is it

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<v Speaker 2>ultra supreme whatever? The high gases? Each company calls him

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<v Speaker 2>something different. Well, my father was younger, it was called

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<v Speaker 2>high test, high test. Yeah, my father called it high

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<v Speaker 2>test as well. Right, so my father was like, Philip

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<v Speaker 2>high test. I'm like, Dad, the kid's twenty doesn't know

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<v Speaker 2>what you're talking about. He's like, hey, he knows what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm talking about. So I feel like I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to turn into my I mean, there's a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>things about my dad I want to be, but I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to be that guy who's like, I want

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<v Speaker 2>to still call it high test, but I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>it's still Twitter. But does that Does that make me

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<v Speaker 2>my father? No, because no one's because X sounds stupid. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>the thing is, if you could tweet on X, I

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<v Speaker 2>could like meet you in the middle, right, But Twitter

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<v Speaker 2>was about a bird flapping its wings ye, and like

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<v Speaker 2>every like you were like the whole point at tweeting

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<v Speaker 2>was like the burg goes and you're like spitting out

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<v Speaker 2>little random thoughts on Twitter. Yeah, right, it made sense.

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<v Speaker 2>X is like X is like for treasure, but X

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<v Speaker 2>is usually like the wrong answer on family feud, it's

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<v Speaker 2>usually a negative. I'm wearing an X Men shirt right

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<v Speaker 2>now because I did an X Men podcast on it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but on Instagram they have the X, the big X

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<v Speaker 2>when you x somebody out. That's one of the one

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<v Speaker 2>of the graphics. Ever, your X is usually a negative.

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<v Speaker 2>On your computer, X is to close a window. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but it has nothing to do with social media. Like

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<v Speaker 2>his kid's name is like X five twenty seven X

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<v Speaker 2>something stupid. But X doesn't make any sense to me.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's still Twitter. I told you I didn't upgrade

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<v Speaker 2>to app on my phone, so my app still says

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<v Speaker 2>Twitter logo. He hasn't figured out how to shut that

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<v Speaker 2>down on me yet. So did you ever get caught

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<v Speaker 2>up with viral videos where you were where you see

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<v Speaker 2>a classic video and it's just like this is just

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<v Speaker 2>so great and you just reshare but you just mean

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<v Speaker 2>like videos like you're you're you're scrolling no, but like

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<v Speaker 2>you scroll through you No. Sometimes old old viral videos

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<v Speaker 2>come up in my feed and I don't know where

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<v Speaker 2>they come from. A classic, right, well, I a classic

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<v Speaker 2>one just showed up. And I usually have a list

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<v Speaker 2>of people that are on my you know, and you're

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<v Speaker 2>on that list of like people that I'll send funny

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<v Speaker 2>shit to on Instagram. That's an Instagram reel. Right. So

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<v Speaker 2>the thing is half the time you're like, why'd you

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<v Speaker 2>send me this? Or what? I saw this already? Why

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<v Speaker 2>would you think I didn't see this? Are you saying

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<v Speaker 2>you in general? Are you know you say that to me?

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<v Speaker 2>You're the only person that responds negatively when And sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>it's I said it to you just because it's a classic,

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<v Speaker 2>it's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes I don't understand if there was an angle. I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>It's okay. It doesn't have to be an angle to

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<v Speaker 2>everything I said. Sometimes it's just dumb shit. But sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>you're like you send me a video and you're like,

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<v Speaker 2>did you notice the car in the background. I'm like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't looking at the car, or like did you

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<v Speaker 2>see the pizza place in the background? Like no, I

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<v Speaker 2>was watching the video. Sometimes there's a reason you send me,

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<v Speaker 2>Like if if there's a reason I send it to you,

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<v Speaker 2>I would say it, here's why I'm sending this to you.

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<v Speaker 2>You have never sent me words with a with a video.

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<v Speaker 2>You have never sent an explanation because because because I

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<v Speaker 2>just send you dopey videos just because because if there

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<v Speaker 2>was a reason to it, I would say, hey, by

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<v Speaker 2>the way, here's why I'm sending this to me. If

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<v Speaker 2>you and I were in the same room and you

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<v Speaker 2>pulled out your phone, you're like, brody, look at this,

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<v Speaker 2>and I saw it, wouldn't I just add a normal

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<v Speaker 2>conversation say oh yeah, I saw that. That's funny. So

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<v Speaker 2>when you send me something I saw, I go I

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<v Speaker 2>right back, Oh yeah, I saw it. No, but usually

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<v Speaker 2>you you preface it was saying why you sending this

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<v Speaker 2>to me? I saw this already. No, you can't find

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<v Speaker 2>one time I wrote that I sent you. I sent

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<v Speaker 2>you something right now. It's classic, yeah, and it's it's awful.

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<v Speaker 2>But is it more racist? No? No, no, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>this happened. This is a I'm I got it. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna play it right now on the podcast because I

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<v Speaker 2>still can't believe this happened in real life. But it's

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<v Speaker 2>a viral video that is so uncomfortable, but you laugh

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<v Speaker 2>at anyway. It's so fucking funny. Is this fre a

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<v Speaker 2>fucking that chicken? Hold on? No, no, no, no no.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a sad story and people took advantage of

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<v Speaker 2>a really horrible situation a couple of years ago. If

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<v Speaker 2>you remember that flight that was landing in San Francisco

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<v Speaker 2>or wherever. It was the Malaysian flight, which which was

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<v Speaker 2>the one that the one that I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>it disappeared or crashed. What was the issue with the

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<v Speaker 2>with the age that age Malaysian flight. It wasn't a

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<v Speaker 2>Malaysian Flavors the Asiana flight. Yes, yes, whatever the case,

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<v Speaker 2>it was an Asian Airlines that crashed. They were looking

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<v Speaker 2>for names of passing correct it were looking right. So

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<v Speaker 2>this news station, a local news channel in San Francisco,

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<v Speaker 2>went on the air and started naming the pilots. And

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, there's video accompaniment on the screen of

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<v Speaker 2>the names spelled out. As you're hearing the woman read them.

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<v Speaker 2>You must have seen a lot of you are saying,

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<v Speaker 2>I saw it already. Scary, but it's just so funny

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<v Speaker 2>and I still can't believe that this got passed. It's

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<v Speaker 2>pretty the fact checkers, Yeah, I want you to. I

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<v Speaker 2>wanted These are allegedly the names of the pilots that

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<v Speaker 2>were on board that.

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<v Speaker 3>FLA information now also on the plane crash. KTV has

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<v Speaker 3>just learned the names of the four pilots who are

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<v Speaker 3>on board the flight. They are Captain some Ting, Wong

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<v Speaker 3>Lee Too Low, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Dang al In.

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<v Speaker 3>The NTSB has confirmed these are the names of the

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<v Speaker 3>pilots on board flight two fourteen when it crashed. We

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<v Speaker 3>are working to determine exactly what roles each of them

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<v Speaker 3>played during the landing.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, you're lying, she she comes right on

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<v Speaker 2>the edge, says the NTSB has confirmed. Oh really, yeah, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, there's several problems wrong with that. With that,

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<v Speaker 2>here's the thing. Somebody not on the air found the story,

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<v Speaker 2>and in the story it said it was confirmed by

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<v Speaker 2>the NTSB. They just took it and ran with it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a rip and read. But the thing is, you

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<v Speaker 2>don't do your your properly, your proper research when you're

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<v Speaker 2>you're putting a story on television. The talking heads on

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<v Speaker 2>this particular network aren't really newspeople. They're just pretty people

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<v Speaker 2>in front of a camera a real case, like a

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<v Speaker 2>news network. No, this was a local channel. I'm pretty

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<v Speaker 2>sure where it's pretty people come on and they're like, hey, Bob,

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<v Speaker 2>it was a local San Francisco TV that yeah, and

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<v Speaker 2>so so anyway, they went right on the air with it,

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<v Speaker 2>and the names on the screen are spelled out. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>it's but my okay, listen, it's I just to this day,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't when I every time I see that video,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I cannot believe that this got past everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>Someone got fired that day for sure. Absolutely. Well do

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<v Speaker 2>you think some intern, like I said, oh here's here's

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<v Speaker 2>the names just came across the wire. Never an intern,

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<v Speaker 2>No intern would be trusted with that. There was all, well,

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<v Speaker 2>we fight an intern. So a season that's even worse

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<v Speaker 2>than a seasoned veteran in the newsroom. It got past them.

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<v Speaker 2>How does anyone, I mean, how does they not see

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<v Speaker 2>the ceiling? Some of the jokers type in the teleprompter,

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<v Speaker 2>they didn't get it. They it went past set. When

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<v Speaker 2>my point is, it went past several filters. It went

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<v Speaker 2>past the person who collected the story into the teleprompter

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<v Speaker 2>person probably a supervisor beyond that, and then the anchor

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<v Speaker 2>reading it dummy. I mean, you could have put the

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<v Speaker 2>kebasha on it right there on television. You know what,

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<v Speaker 2>Let's cut away to something else. Uh, let's really get

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<v Speaker 2>confirmation first. I mean they could have. There's probably three

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<v Speaker 2>four lines of defense that all failed. We too low,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean something bang ding al. Yeah, And dude, you

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<v Speaker 2>don't think holy fuk would have gotten her. You didn't

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<v Speaker 2>think she would have questioned it the fact that defacted

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<v Speaker 2>on the screen, it's f uk and she pronounced it fuk?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it is it? Let me look at the video

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<v Speaker 2>game Holy Spell? What are the spellings of these names?

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<v Speaker 2>And again, but awful And it takes an awful human

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<v Speaker 2>being to just capitalize on tragedy and call that in

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<v Speaker 2>and try and know if it makes you a horrible person.

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<v Speaker 2>But here's the thing. It's written h O space l ee.

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<v Speaker 2>That's normal. Holy. There's a Chinese restaurant in Chinatown called Holy.

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<v Speaker 2>That makes sense. But fu f uk? Why would you

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<v Speaker 2>pronounce you? Now here's the thing on the screen that

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<v Speaker 2>we're seeing. It says f uk. But was it spelled

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<v Speaker 2>f oh okay phonetically on Hartela prompter? No, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>Well that wasn't because why would you look at f

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<v Speaker 2>uk and say fuk? We're overnalyzing this. I just thought

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<v Speaker 2>it was a funny throw. I'm like, man, sometimes sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>you get a classic and that is a that is

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<v Speaker 2>a class plan. The plane crash landed or skinning on

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<v Speaker 2>the runway and caught fire. There's a picture of the

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<v Speaker 2>plane and it's this burnholes and those were the four pilots.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you what. I'm getting a lot of a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of videos in my feed. So if you remember

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<v Speaker 2>the comedian Norm MacDonald who was on a SNL for

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<v Speaker 2>many years, Sure he was fired from SNL because at

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<v Speaker 2>the time, I think it was Dick Eversoll was the

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<v Speaker 2>executive producer of It wasn't Lord Michaels and and so there,

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<v Speaker 2>Dick Eversoll was friends with OJ, and some up big

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<v Speaker 2>shots at NBC were friends with OJ. And I think

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<v Speaker 2>it was Dick Eversoll who is big shot at NBC

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<v Speaker 2>and he was friends with OJ. And Norm McDonald used

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<v Speaker 2>to do the weekend update in the in the in

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<v Speaker 2>the mid nineties when all the OJ trial happened all that,

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<v Speaker 2>and Norm McDonald was brutal to OJ. Like Weekend Update

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<v Speaker 2>was like eighty percent OJ jokes. It was a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of OJ jokes, but brutal, funny, hilarious if you find

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<v Speaker 2>that funny. Well, he was asked by the by Eversall

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<v Speaker 2>I think and the network heads, mostly Ebersall. But if

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<v Speaker 2>I'm correct, hey cut it out with the OJ jokes.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a friend, he hasn't been proven guilty yet. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>let's you know, stop, don't do them anymore. So you know,

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<v Speaker 2>nor McDonald. Nor McDonald doesn't listen to authority. Norm McDonald

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<v Speaker 2>then went on and did like a whole weekend update

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<v Speaker 2>of OJ jokes, just brutal, and they fired him and

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<v Speaker 2>he was gone, banned from SNL for I don't know, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen years, maybe replaced by Colin Quinn. Right then, you

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<v Speaker 2>know he did it. Colin was Colin Quinn next. Okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>So there's a lot of there's a lot of video

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<v Speaker 2>on the Internet of his OJ jokes. Plus he did

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<v Speaker 2>OJ jokes in his state, He did OJ jokes on

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<v Speaker 2>late night television whenever he was a guest. He did

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<v Speaker 2>an ESPN thing where he's you know, he's giving a

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<v Speaker 2>speech to the new Heisman Trophy winner. Anyway, so because

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<v Speaker 2>OJ was it died, he's popping up in my feed

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<v Speaker 2>like crazy, and every time I watch one, it changes

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<v Speaker 2>my algorithm. So my most of my algorithm is normal

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<v Speaker 2>donald jokes, not even about OJ anymore. McDonald jokes. He

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<v Speaker 2>was such a brilliant fucked the institution. I don't care

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<v Speaker 2>if you I'm not supposed to say that. I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to say it comedian. If you like a comedian who

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't play by the rules, Norm McDonald is your guy.

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<v Speaker 2>I want you to guys slices. Here's what I want

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<v Speaker 2>you to do. I want you to look up when

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<v Speaker 2>he was on Cornin O'Brien, what was the woman's name

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<v Speaker 2>from Melrose Place? Who's one of the stars in Melrose Place?

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<v Speaker 2>Let me let me, let me do Yeah, no, hold on,

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<v Speaker 2>she on Melrose Norm McDonald, Connan O'Brien, Melrose Place. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>tell you who it was real quick. It was Courtney

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<v Speaker 2>thorn Smith, another three named person. Yeah, yeah, so google

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<v Speaker 2>Connan O'Brien, Norm m MacDonald, Courtney thorn Smith. So you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like a lot of times now talk shows they have

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<v Speaker 2>one guest and then they leave and the next guest

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<v Speaker 2>comes out back back in. Then from I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe two thousand and prior, when a guest would come out,

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<v Speaker 2>another guest would come out and you'd move over, just

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<v Speaker 2>move over and right, and then that was like the

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<v Speaker 2>Tonight Show Johnny Carson did like right. So Conan used

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<v Speaker 2>to like have them leave, but Norm said, I'd like

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<v Speaker 2>to stay for this next segment. So you know, Conan

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<v Speaker 2>is a friend of Norms. He's like, sure you could stay,

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<v Speaker 2>move over, move over, and he harassed in a funny

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<v Speaker 2>way the movie she was promoting the people in the movie. Uh, brilliant.

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<v Speaker 2>It's one of the funniest late night talk to interviews

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<v Speaker 2>you've ever seen. Norm McDonald on Cornan O'Brien. I want

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<v Speaker 2>to say like ninety four ninety five, but it's classic.

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<v Speaker 2>And you'll see if he hasn't popped up on your feet,

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<v Speaker 2>it should have go look that up. Yeah, oh, Norm McDonald,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a legend, a legend, a legend in SNL. And

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, SNL I said it once before, I'll

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<v Speaker 2>say it again this last week's episode with Ryan Goslin.

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<v Speaker 2>So funny. Don't miss it. The clips are on YouTube

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<v Speaker 2>or cool. Did you say it prior? I don't remember

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<v Speaker 2>you saying. Maybe I didn't say it on Slice time earlier.

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<v Speaker 2>The Beams and butt heead sketch has gone worldwide viral.

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<v Speaker 2>It's got like nine ten million. I don't think they're

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<v Speaker 2>watching it in Moscow, but whatever, it is, well then

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<v Speaker 2>whatever it is the United States viral that makes it

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<v Speaker 2>even more impressive. It's popular. People watch so funny, you

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<v Speaker 2>gotta watch it all right. What there was this weekend

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<v Speaker 2>and a lot of people and it was because it

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<v Speaker 2>was because Ryan broke character. They broke character every sketch

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<v Speaker 2>and when they break and the other the other actors break,

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<v Speaker 2>like Heidi Gardner break. Hate that. He hates it, but

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<v Speaker 2>it's better for ratings and better for his show. And

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<v Speaker 2>it shows, oh you know what, also displays It shows

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<v Speaker 2>it's real, it's live, and it's what people want today.

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<v Speaker 2>People want to see that because it's like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>and it makes it that much funnier. So I would

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<v Speaker 2>have to disagree with Lauren on that it's only good

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<v Speaker 2>if it happens once a season or like to each

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<v Speaker 2>or twice if like the problem is like Jimmy Fallon

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<v Speaker 2>and Horatio Sans would break every sketch, like every episode,

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<v Speaker 2>Horatio Sands would come out and go, Hi, I'm your

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<v Speaker 2>guest station. Horatio Sands could not keep a straight face

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<v Speaker 2>even before he delivered lines, and Jimmy would crack up

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<v Speaker 2>because the ratio Sands was cracking off, right, So sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>it ruined the sketch. Most of the time, if they

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<v Speaker 2>like this week, genuinely, it was hilarious. It was funny

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<v Speaker 2>and clever sketch like she knew she couldn't. It was

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<v Speaker 2>a Heidi Gardener was the host of the yea right,

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<v Speaker 2>didn't want to turn around because she knew what they

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<v Speaker 2>looked like. She knew the faces they were making like that,

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<v Speaker 2>I knew, like yeah, And even the opening, the cold

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<v Speaker 2>Open with Kate McKinnon. She was in it, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>with all the physical comedy and it was so funny,

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<v Speaker 2>but she was under this crotch and I'm not a

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<v Speaker 2>huge fan of that. She was trying to get yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but still it was. It was a weird cold opening

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<v Speaker 2>because it's a middle of the show sketch. Yeah, I know, right,

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<v Speaker 2>And they didn't. They didn't. They broke from what they

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<v Speaker 2>normally do. All right, we gotta take a break. We're

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<v Speaker 2>way over all right, Well, you keep talking Glen Boys podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>We will be right back. We got to talk about

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<v Speaker 2>what you and I did together this week. We do

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<v Speaker 2>scary tells me last week he's hey, David, listen, I

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<v Speaker 2>got invited to this ultimate thing. If he described it

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<v Speaker 2>any better. It would have been like, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>the David Brody Fantasy Party, but you're not invited. That's

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<v Speaker 2>basically what he did. Call me up and he says, hey, listen,

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<v Speaker 2>I got invited to this eighty six Mets dinner. Eighty

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<v Speaker 2>six Mets. If you're a Mets fan, it's only world

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<v Speaker 2>series they've won in the past forty years, and to

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<v Speaker 2>us it's a big deal. He says, I got invited

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<v Speaker 2>to this eighty six Mets dinner. It's to honor Dwight Gooden,

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<v Speaker 2>who's one of the greatest pitches of all time. They're

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<v Speaker 2>retiring his number on Sunday. I'm going next Saturday. I

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<v Speaker 2>can't take anybody. Just thought I let you know, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh, well, I'm happy for you. That's that's great.

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<v Speaker 2>Did we discussed this on last episode? How I How

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<v Speaker 2>I told you about it? Did I tell you on

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<v Speaker 2>the podcast? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, maybe, I'm not sure. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not sure if I did or not. Well, anyway, I

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<v Speaker 2>was very jealous and I'm but a happy for him.

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<v Speaker 2>I went and did not really disclose it to me.

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<v Speaker 2>You kept it to yourself the whole time. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>happy for you. I'm not. I'm not gonna be like

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<v Speaker 2>you fucking not taking me. Well, so Scary calls me

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<v Speaker 2>up on Saturday Saturday afternoon and says, remember that thing

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<v Speaker 2>I just got told? I can bring a plus one

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<v Speaker 2>you want to go? So I thought about it for

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<v Speaker 2>four seconds and I said, yeah, I'm going, absolutely. So

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<v Speaker 2>I said what I always say, Hey, Scary, what are

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<v Speaker 2>you wearing?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>No'm throwing a shirt with some jeans, maybe some shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>Pause pause. Plus, by the way, let the record show.

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<v Speaker 2>The record shows that I invited David Brody, and he

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<v Speaker 2>was the first person in my mind to invite to

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<v Speaker 2>an event. Okay, because slices are always accusing me, you're

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<v Speaker 2>always doing shit without Brody? When are you gonna call?

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<v Speaker 2>I had a great time, admittedly, but there is a

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<v Speaker 2>difference between inviting me to a free thing you were

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<v Speaker 2>invited to and saying, Hey, Brody, do you want to

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<v Speaker 2>go to Costa Rica with me and my boys? Well, hey, Cody,

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<v Speaker 2>we're going to a five hundred dollars a person steak dinner.

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<v Speaker 2>But that the thing is, but you don't exist in

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<v Speaker 2>that world. That doesn't make any sense for you because

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<v Speaker 2>you don't invite me in that world. You never go

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<v Speaker 2>to those things. I'm giving you something. I am giving

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<v Speaker 2>you a grand Slam David Brody approved event, the event

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<v Speaker 2>of a lifetime. What probably one of the top ten

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<v Speaker 2>things you probably could do in life is doing this event. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>it was fun to be a fun night. But his

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<v Speaker 2>thing you brought up that the slices are gonna say,

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<v Speaker 2>you never invite Brody, Right, So I finally invited you.

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<v Speaker 2>But I invited you to something that I thought of

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<v Speaker 2>you first for because it made the most sense for you, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>there's no way I can go to this and have

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<v Speaker 2>David Brody not be my plus wife. That's well, that's

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<v Speaker 2>also why you invite because I said to you, you know, listen,

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<v Speaker 2>you know I thanked you like eleven teen times, but

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<v Speaker 2>I said to you, scary, You're, like Brodie, You the

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<v Speaker 2>first person I thought of. I said, Scary, think about this.

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<v Speaker 2>If you had invited anyone else, you know, besides me

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<v Speaker 2>to this thing, I would have killed you. After we

0:20:33.640 --> 0:20:36.040
<v Speaker 2>go to the World Series together, we go to playoffs together.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a Mets fan guy, right, so I appreciate it. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you have the problem with the dress code?

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<v Speaker 2>So scary says, I'm gonna throwing a shirt, button down,

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<v Speaker 2>a shirt, maybe some shoes. I said, scary, don't Brooklyn

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<v Speaker 2>dust coming man. So I said, don't do the jacket.

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<v Speaker 2>He goes, If I do a jacket, it'll be over

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<v Speaker 2>a regular shirt, no tie. I'll be casual. So I said, scary,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to wear a jacket tonight. It's close,

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<v Speaker 2>like forty degrees. I said, if I have to wear

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<v Speaker 2>a sport jacket, I gotta wear a coat over the jacket.

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<v Speaker 2>It'll be cold. I'd rather just wear a jacket over

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<v Speaker 2>a nice shirt. Yeah, you're right. I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 2>got a lot of shirts. I figure something out. Of course,

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<v Speaker 2>I show up and Scary is wearing a jacket. What

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<v Speaker 2>kind of jacket? Wasn't scary? It was Brooklyn Industrial, Yes

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<v Speaker 2>it was. It was. It was a cool it was

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<v Speaker 2>it was a red, it was a maroon jacket. But

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<v Speaker 2>I was very casual. The rest of me, the rest

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<v Speaker 2>of me was casual. I wore a button down shirt

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<v Speaker 2>tucked in with jeans. Okay, so jeans and a jacket.

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<v Speaker 2>But I wanted to dress it up a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>because I figured, you know, Dwight Gooden is gonna have

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<v Speaker 2>a jacket on. I gotta have a jacket. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>probably take a picture with the guy. I want us

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<v Speaker 2>both to be in jackets. So there and we look

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<v Speaker 2>good together in jackets for Dwight Gooden, So there's no

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<v Speaker 2>problem with that anyway. I to wear a jacket, I wore.

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<v Speaker 2>I wore a button down shirt and jeans, so no

0:21:52.960 --> 0:21:56.639
<v Speaker 2>no jeans colored pants anyway. So it was. It was

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<v Speaker 2>a Hill Country barbecue, which if you ever in Manhattan,

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<v Speaker 2>go to r and also go to Hell Country Barbecue.

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<v Speaker 2>Those are two favorites of the of the casual barbecue places.

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<v Speaker 2>Go downstairs and it's all Mets players. It's all like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, there's Tip Tough, Oh my god, there's

0:22:09.720 --> 0:22:13.920
<v Speaker 2>Howard Johnson, Oh my god, Roger McDowell, Rafael said town

0:22:14.000 --> 0:22:17.119
<v Speaker 2>Jesse Roscoe one after the next, Gary Sheffield Broady got

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<v Speaker 2>to calm down, you're too excited. Well yeah, oh my god,

0:22:19.720 --> 0:22:23.040
<v Speaker 2>can I say this? No? No, stop right there? Yeah, yea, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we're slices. We're in a room where it's only one

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<v Speaker 2>hundred and twenty people. It's a private room. Was more

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<v Speaker 2>than one hundred and fifty. Maybe point is you're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be there for four hours. You just walked in. You

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<v Speaker 2>know you're gonna get FaceTime with these people if you want.

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<v Speaker 2>It's one of those mingle events. No one's seated, and

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<v Speaker 2>what's kind of hanging around is walking around. People are

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<v Speaker 2>hanging at the bar, So you know, it's the kind

0:22:51.680 --> 0:22:55.040
<v Speaker 2>of environment that's gonna lend itself. You don't have to

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<v Speaker 2>be a fucking super crazy, whacked out fan to enter

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<v Speaker 2>the room and within thirty seconds like, oh my god,

0:23:05.240 --> 0:23:09.919
<v Speaker 2>Howard Johnson, Howard Johnson over there, wasn't like that, low

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<v Speaker 2>your voice, Brody, We really just got here. You're gonna

0:23:13.080 --> 0:23:14.800
<v Speaker 2>have a chance if you want to to probably have

0:23:14.800 --> 0:23:17.120
<v Speaker 2>a conversation with the guy. And you ended up having

0:23:17.400 --> 0:23:20.439
<v Speaker 2>talking to him. But the point is the thing I

0:23:20.440 --> 0:23:24.040
<v Speaker 2>said I said to you was, Brody, dial it down,

0:23:24.240 --> 0:23:26.520
<v Speaker 2>just bring it back. We just walk it back, right,

0:23:26.800 --> 0:23:28.840
<v Speaker 2>let's just get settled in. We just we haven't been

0:23:28.880 --> 0:23:31.560
<v Speaker 2>in the room thirty seconds and you already your eyes

0:23:31.560 --> 0:23:34.760
<v Speaker 2>are darting across the room. They zipped off. What's going

0:23:34.800 --> 0:23:38.080
<v Speaker 2>on over there? It's okay, It's gonna be okay. It

0:23:38.119 --> 0:23:40.439
<v Speaker 2>wasn't like they were coming out of a limo and

0:23:40.600 --> 0:23:43.359
<v Speaker 2>entering a venue and you had two seconds to shoot

0:23:43.359 --> 0:23:45.440
<v Speaker 2>your shot. I'll tell you why I was acting that way.

0:23:45.760 --> 0:23:49.480
<v Speaker 2>Number One, you don't recognize half the players. You don't. No,

0:23:49.560 --> 0:23:53.160
<v Speaker 2>I recognized him and I and I recognized Ojo. Okay,

0:23:53.280 --> 0:23:55.520
<v Speaker 2>So I was kind of like saying, scary, look at that.

0:23:55.520 --> 0:23:56.919
<v Speaker 2>You don't know who that is, but that's who that is.

0:23:57.400 --> 0:24:00.199
<v Speaker 2>Second of all, I wanted to I wanted to show

0:24:00.200 --> 0:24:02.840
<v Speaker 2>you how excited I was and how appreciative I was

0:24:03.200 --> 0:24:05.960
<v Speaker 2>to be there. So I was excited to be there,

0:24:05.960 --> 0:24:08.119
<v Speaker 2>and I wanted you to know I wasn't taking it

0:24:08.160 --> 0:24:10.480
<v Speaker 2>for granted. I wasn't like, you know, I'll go to

0:24:10.560 --> 0:24:13.080
<v Speaker 2>the med thing with you. Oh yeah, I know. I

0:24:13.160 --> 0:24:17.120
<v Speaker 2>wanted to show appreciation. So anyway, we're there maybe ten

0:24:17.160 --> 0:24:20.280
<v Speaker 2>minutes and we're mingling whatever. First of all, we first

0:24:20.280 --> 0:24:24.040
<v Speaker 2>walked in the door. This this young girl. Why I say,

0:24:24.080 --> 0:24:28.080
<v Speaker 2>she's in nineteen twenty. Uh, she's taken the she's your name,

0:24:28.160 --> 0:24:33.679
<v Speaker 2>she's sixteen, she's in high school looking at college towers

0:24:33.720 --> 0:24:36.800
<v Speaker 2>over both of us like six She was like, yeah,

0:24:37.200 --> 0:24:40.680
<v Speaker 2>very nice girl. Anyway, I think her hair was longer

0:24:40.720 --> 0:24:44.879
<v Speaker 2>than I'm tall. So she's like, oh my god. Because

0:24:45.080 --> 0:24:46.760
<v Speaker 2>big fan. Scary goes, I'm checking in. My name is

0:24:46.760 --> 0:24:49.240
<v Speaker 2>Scary Scary Jones and she goes, oh my god, sy

0:24:49.280 --> 0:24:55.399
<v Speaker 2>Jone's Now, look she's sixteen, so I'm figuring, you know,

0:24:55.520 --> 0:24:57.520
<v Speaker 2>she looked young even if she was eighteen nineteen whatever.

0:24:58.200 --> 0:24:59.840
<v Speaker 2>I haven't worked at the RATO station in two years.

0:25:00.119 --> 0:25:02.920
<v Speaker 2>Most I'm not gonna like I'm just gonna like, you know, chill.

0:25:03.440 --> 0:25:05.479
<v Speaker 2>So Scary does the very nice thing. He says, and

0:25:05.520 --> 0:25:08.119
<v Speaker 2>this is Brody from the show, and she said, oh

0:25:08.119 --> 0:25:09.520
<v Speaker 2>my god, I'm gonna listen every day. I'm gonna love

0:25:09.520 --> 0:25:12.679
<v Speaker 2>you guys. So he took pictures. Whatever, it's very nice.

0:25:13.240 --> 0:25:15.679
<v Speaker 2>For some reason, she posted the picture with Scary and

0:25:15.720 --> 0:25:18.040
<v Speaker 2>tagged Scary and did not post a picture with Meke.

0:25:18.080 --> 0:25:20.120
<v Speaker 2>But I'm not mad at before it. It is what it is.

0:25:20.960 --> 0:25:23.159
<v Speaker 2>My point is we met. I don't know, Scary. How

0:25:23.160 --> 0:25:25.880
<v Speaker 2>many people that weren't athletes did we talk to? Did

0:25:25.920 --> 0:25:31.000
<v Speaker 2>we get to meet? Almost all of them? Have no clue.

0:25:31.040 --> 0:25:33.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't work there anymore, right, no clue because they

0:25:33.480 --> 0:25:35.119
<v Speaker 2>don't listen to I hope you guys at this point. No,

0:25:35.160 --> 0:25:37.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't work there anymore. No, they do have people

0:25:37.960 --> 0:25:41.280
<v Speaker 2>that listen to this podcast and then follow us every

0:25:41.359 --> 0:25:43.040
<v Speaker 2>day day to day and listen to the fifteen minute

0:25:43.040 --> 0:25:45.680
<v Speaker 2>morning Show. Those people are all fully aware, and maybe

0:25:45.720 --> 0:25:48.200
<v Speaker 2>people that text the radio station for the most part,

0:25:48.440 --> 0:25:51.440
<v Speaker 2>because those people are active listeners. I know everybody else,

0:25:51.720 --> 0:25:57.040
<v Speaker 2>everybody else, the general public, seventeen million people who we've

0:25:57.080 --> 0:26:01.560
<v Speaker 2>spoken to over the last twenty nine years, they don't

0:26:01.600 --> 0:26:04.600
<v Speaker 2>Most people do not know that you do not work

0:26:04.800 --> 0:26:07.600
<v Speaker 2>with the morning show anymore, Brody. So, in my opinion,

0:26:07.840 --> 0:26:12.920
<v Speaker 2>my take on it is go with it. Who cares? Oh?

0:26:12.960 --> 0:26:15.720
<v Speaker 2>I went with it? Don't no, no, because I would know.

0:26:15.760 --> 0:26:18.680
<v Speaker 2>But this has happened five times before at different events

0:26:18.720 --> 0:26:22.000
<v Speaker 2>that we went to. This was a bulk thing, even

0:26:22.080 --> 0:26:25.520
<v Speaker 2>art show, And I'm like, Brody, they don't know you

0:26:25.560 --> 0:26:28.560
<v Speaker 2>don't work there anymore. Most people don't listen to every

0:26:28.640 --> 0:26:35.080
<v Speaker 2>show every day. Most people background noise and they listen. Okay, okay, continue.

0:26:35.280 --> 0:26:37.600
<v Speaker 2>There were a lot of people there who worked for

0:26:37.680 --> 0:26:41.320
<v Speaker 2>the Mets, for sports companies. They don't know, they don't know.

0:26:41.520 --> 0:26:44.200
<v Speaker 2>Shut up, shut up, they don't know. And the words

0:26:44.200 --> 0:26:48.840
<v Speaker 2>of Scary Jones, dial it down a bit, dilot down. Okay, continue, Brody.

0:26:49.080 --> 0:26:54.960
<v Speaker 2>People were offering me all kinds of things. Ah please, yeah, hello,

0:26:55.040 --> 0:26:56.879
<v Speaker 2>it's my favorite radio today. You guys want to come

0:26:56.920 --> 0:26:59.119
<v Speaker 2>to a game. You want to come to this, you

0:26:59.160 --> 0:27:01.400
<v Speaker 2>want to come to that? Great, here's my card. Yeah,

0:27:01.840 --> 0:27:05.440
<v Speaker 2>I I call it a live omission. I wasn't gonna

0:27:05.440 --> 0:27:07.800
<v Speaker 2>be like, nah, you don't want to invite me to

0:27:07.840 --> 0:27:10.000
<v Speaker 2>the game because I don't work there anymore. I was

0:27:10.040 --> 0:27:13.040
<v Speaker 2>just like, yeah, cool, no problem ill I failed to

0:27:13.040 --> 0:27:14.960
<v Speaker 2>see it. I fail to see a problem there, right,

0:27:16.760 --> 0:27:18.800
<v Speaker 2>So roll with it. Who cares? And you're not And

0:27:18.840 --> 0:27:21.960
<v Speaker 2>you're not doing anything. You're not doing a bad thing

0:27:22.080 --> 0:27:25.480
<v Speaker 2>by by not admitting it. It just because are you. Are

0:27:25.480 --> 0:27:27.159
<v Speaker 2>they trying to say they're only going to invite you

0:27:27.200 --> 0:27:29.400
<v Speaker 2>because you work with the station. No, they didn't utter

0:27:29.440 --> 0:27:32.840
<v Speaker 2>those words. They know the point was their enthusiasm for me.

0:27:33.240 --> 0:27:37.280
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't gonna dash it. So speaking of enthusiasm, I

0:27:37.280 --> 0:27:38.800
<v Speaker 2>go over to the bar, scary like, oh I got

0:27:38.800 --> 0:27:40.199
<v Speaker 2>I got a drink, We got drink tickets. I never

0:27:40.320 --> 0:27:42.239
<v Speaker 2>used my drink tickets, but I went over and had

0:27:42.280 --> 0:27:45.359
<v Speaker 2>like a gallon of a big jug of water with

0:27:45.440 --> 0:27:50.080
<v Speaker 2>a spiggot spigett How do you supposed to spiggot s

0:27:50.119 --> 0:27:54.080
<v Speaker 2>p I G E T yeah, you spigott. Yeah, it's

0:27:54.080 --> 0:27:57.439
<v Speaker 2>a good question. Uh. Anyway, Uh so I'm over there

0:27:57.440 --> 0:28:02.320
<v Speaker 2>and I turned the spiggot knob and uh, by the way,

0:28:02.320 --> 0:28:07.160
<v Speaker 2>it's it's ot spigot. And I turn this spigot and

0:28:07.720 --> 0:28:09.600
<v Speaker 2>the water is filling up my cup and it's very

0:28:09.640 --> 0:28:14.640
<v Speaker 2>slow water. It's like it's not like it's gonna take

0:28:14.680 --> 0:28:16.720
<v Speaker 2>like forty seconds to fill the cup up. So I'm

0:28:16.720 --> 0:28:19.640
<v Speaker 2>standing there holding the cup under this pigot, and I'm

0:28:19.680 --> 0:28:21.520
<v Speaker 2>at the end of the bar where the puller of

0:28:21.560 --> 0:28:23.800
<v Speaker 2>the picture of the big thing of water is and

0:28:23.840 --> 0:28:25.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm on the long side of the bar, all the

0:28:25.320 --> 0:28:29.320
<v Speaker 2>way to the right. At the corner where I'm standing,

0:28:29.600 --> 0:28:31.919
<v Speaker 2>the bar goes straight right, it makes it turn and

0:28:31.960 --> 0:28:36.479
<v Speaker 2>goes straight and it's maybe five feet wide. Dwight Gooden,

0:28:36.640 --> 0:28:38.800
<v Speaker 2>the guy that I'm most excited to see, one of

0:28:38.800 --> 0:28:41.680
<v Speaker 2>the greatest pictures in Met's history, getting his number retired.

0:28:41.720 --> 0:28:44.880
<v Speaker 2>The next day, he walks up next to me, but

0:28:44.960 --> 0:28:46.560
<v Speaker 2>he's on the right side of the bar, like around

0:28:46.600 --> 0:28:48.480
<v Speaker 2>the little turn of the corner. So I'm staring at

0:28:48.480 --> 0:28:52.920
<v Speaker 2>the left side of his face. He's right there. And

0:28:52.960 --> 0:28:56.000
<v Speaker 2>what do I do While I stare at him and

0:28:56.040 --> 0:28:57.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, if he turns to me, I'm gonna say hi,

0:28:57.920 --> 0:28:59.440
<v Speaker 2>but I'm not going to interrupt him because he's trying

0:28:59.440 --> 0:29:02.080
<v Speaker 2>to get the bar ten his attention. Yeah, And as

0:29:02.080 --> 0:29:05.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm staring at him, I realized my cup has filled

0:29:05.240 --> 0:29:07.800
<v Speaker 2>up and more than filled up and is now overflowing

0:29:07.800 --> 0:29:11.280
<v Speaker 2>onto the floor. Your cup had run over over And

0:29:11.320 --> 0:29:13.880
<v Speaker 2>then as my shoes are getting wet, I go, oh shit,

0:29:14.480 --> 0:29:16.040
<v Speaker 2>and I turn it off and I go oh shit.

0:29:16.440 --> 0:29:18.680
<v Speaker 2>He turns to see what's going on. And now I'm like,

0:29:20.120 --> 0:29:21.560
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what to say to him because I've

0:29:21.600 --> 0:29:23.960
<v Speaker 2>covered myself in water. So I just kind of like

0:29:24.040 --> 0:29:29.560
<v Speaker 2>nod and smile like hi, like a fangirl, which was

0:29:29.600 --> 0:29:31.520
<v Speaker 2>not the most embarrassing thing that happened to either one

0:29:31.520 --> 0:29:33.400
<v Speaker 2>of us that night, which we'll get to next. No,

0:29:33.560 --> 0:29:40.920
<v Speaker 2>I can't wait, Sirian Brodie Man, Okay, I'll just take

0:29:40.920 --> 0:29:45.040
<v Speaker 2>a fall. I'll take the fall on the next one, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:29:45.080 --> 0:29:47.760
<v Speaker 2>Well so we were we were lining up for pictures.

0:29:48.040 --> 0:29:49.800
<v Speaker 2>Well we already took. I took a picture with Dwight

0:29:49.840 --> 0:29:51.920
<v Speaker 2>Good and we both did we both yet but but

0:29:52.040 --> 0:29:54.040
<v Speaker 2>later at the end there were more formal pictures on

0:29:54.120 --> 0:29:56.240
<v Speaker 2>the stage under the good lighting, and I'm like, I

0:29:56.320 --> 0:29:58.160
<v Speaker 2>want to fucking go on there. So I went up

0:29:58.200 --> 0:30:00.640
<v Speaker 2>on the stage. You were right behind me, Yeah, and

0:30:00.720 --> 0:30:04.760
<v Speaker 2>I pose for a picture with Dwight and then I

0:30:04.840 --> 0:30:07.960
<v Speaker 2>started exiting the stage. Yeah, now hold on before you

0:30:08.000 --> 0:30:12.040
<v Speaker 2>say anything, I'm next in line. Yes, moment I go

0:30:12.120 --> 0:30:15.040
<v Speaker 2>up to stand next to Dwight. Goodin Ye, our friend

0:30:16.200 --> 0:30:19.600
<v Speaker 2>Harlan Harland has my camera. Harland the best, He's the

0:30:19.680 --> 0:30:22.960
<v Speaker 2>Harland's the best. Shout out Harlan. Anyway, he's about to

0:30:23.000 --> 0:30:26.520
<v Speaker 2>take my picture. He takes the picture and as he's

0:30:26.520 --> 0:30:30.160
<v Speaker 2>taken it scary as going down the two steps at

0:30:30.160 --> 0:30:32.000
<v Speaker 2>the edge of the stage to go back to the

0:30:32.040 --> 0:30:34.600
<v Speaker 2>floor of the restaurant, and as yeah, now keep in

0:30:34.640 --> 0:30:38.080
<v Speaker 2>mind it's only two steps, but the second step didn't know,

0:30:38.120 --> 0:30:40.680
<v Speaker 2>this was not attached to the first step. It was

0:30:40.720 --> 0:30:43.320
<v Speaker 2>put there so people didn't have to make a long

0:30:43.880 --> 0:30:46.560
<v Speaker 2>stride down to the ground. So it was it was

0:30:46.640 --> 0:30:50.200
<v Speaker 2>kind of like plywood with a little carpeting on it.

0:30:50.200 --> 0:30:52.479
<v Speaker 2>It was a faux step. It was a fake step.

0:30:53.040 --> 0:30:55.800
<v Speaker 2>So I'm staring at the camera and I'm goodness, staring

0:30:55.800 --> 0:30:57.600
<v Speaker 2>at the camera, and I'm staring at and I'm staring

0:30:57.600 --> 0:31:01.640
<v Speaker 2>at my phone gloating in the yeah, I mean in

0:31:01.680 --> 0:31:04.920
<v Speaker 2>the afterglow as of what not watching where I'm walking.

0:31:05.320 --> 0:31:08.240
<v Speaker 2>So as I'm like making sure my I'm smiling, I'm

0:31:08.280 --> 0:31:10.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm looking at the camera the right way. I'm all nervous.

0:31:10.480 --> 0:31:12.240
<v Speaker 2>How many chances I'm I going to get one step

0:31:12.320 --> 0:31:17.520
<v Speaker 2>down at that? And I hear step? I step down once,

0:31:17.920 --> 0:31:22.320
<v Speaker 2>and as I step the step comes comes apart from

0:31:22.440 --> 0:31:26.280
<v Speaker 2>the stage and rolls forward like a like a log roll,

0:31:26.680 --> 0:31:31.160
<v Speaker 2>and I and I fly backwards and my back hits

0:31:31.200 --> 0:31:33.720
<v Speaker 2>the hits the top step of the stage, and my

0:31:33.800 --> 0:31:38.120
<v Speaker 2>phone goes flying. I land like on my fucking back.

0:31:38.680 --> 0:31:41.360
<v Speaker 2>The only thing that saved Scary from serious injury the

0:31:41.400 --> 0:31:46.400
<v Speaker 2>red jacket. The red jacket. Okay, by the way, side note,

0:31:46.560 --> 0:31:48.640
<v Speaker 2>I went for a workout today and everything seems to

0:31:48.680 --> 0:31:51.040
<v Speaker 2>be fine, because thank god, you don't need to mention

0:31:51.080 --> 0:31:53.600
<v Speaker 2>where you went for the workout, not letting you know anyway. Yeah,

0:31:53.640 --> 0:31:55.320
<v Speaker 2>so things are good. I have a little bit of

0:31:55.360 --> 0:31:56.600
<v Speaker 2>a bruise though, and a little bit of a pain.

0:31:56.680 --> 0:31:59.120
<v Speaker 2>But anyway, so I say to Dwight, because now we're

0:31:59.120 --> 0:32:02.480
<v Speaker 2>both looking, I'm like, are you I'm like scary. Okay.

0:32:02.520 --> 0:32:05.480
<v Speaker 2>He's like, I get my phone. He's only concerned about

0:32:05.480 --> 0:32:08.200
<v Speaker 2>getting his phone. And I'm like, I say, Dwight, he's

0:32:08.240 --> 0:32:10.160
<v Speaker 2>my friend. He okay, is like yeah, I'm okay. I'm like, okay.

0:32:10.600 --> 0:32:14.680
<v Speaker 2>So when I get my picture back, it's Dwight looking

0:32:14.720 --> 0:32:17.400
<v Speaker 2>off to his right as he's looking at scary fall

0:32:17.840 --> 0:32:21.080
<v Speaker 2>in my picture. So my picture with Dwight Gooden has

0:32:21.160 --> 0:32:23.680
<v Speaker 2>him looking off to the right watching scary fall down

0:32:23.680 --> 0:32:30.480
<v Speaker 2>the stairs. Brodie's only moment forty years since he to

0:32:30.640 --> 0:32:36.360
<v Speaker 2>get a picture with him, and Dwight's eyes are off

0:32:36.400 --> 0:32:38.720
<v Speaker 2>to the left. They're off to the right of the right,

0:32:39.160 --> 0:32:42.920
<v Speaker 2>right ear left. I looked at my picture. I'm like,

0:32:43.000 --> 0:32:44.520
<v Speaker 2>let me look at my picture, and he's looking to

0:32:44.560 --> 0:32:48.520
<v Speaker 2>the side. He's scary falling during the picture. But luckily,

0:32:48.600 --> 0:32:51.800
<v Speaker 2>lucky for you, you took a better picture with him earlier

0:32:51.840 --> 0:32:54.120
<v Speaker 2>in the evening. Yes, I took a better picture earlier,

0:32:54.400 --> 0:32:55.960
<v Speaker 2>and then I asked him. I went back and I

0:32:55.960 --> 0:32:57.960
<v Speaker 2>got it. I went and took another picture. But the

0:32:58.040 --> 0:32:59.920
<v Speaker 2>point was, had it not been a casual event that

0:33:00.040 --> 0:33:02.680
<v Speaker 2>been my only picture, I'm pissed. But here's the interesting thing.

0:33:03.320 --> 0:33:05.960
<v Speaker 2>While Dwight was looking to the right to watch scary

0:33:05.960 --> 0:33:08.719
<v Speaker 2>fall down the stairs. My eyes were locked on that

0:33:08.760 --> 0:33:11.200
<v Speaker 2>camera the whole time. I never took my eyes off

0:33:11.240 --> 0:33:13.640
<v Speaker 2>the camera, even though I heard the boom, because you

0:33:13.680 --> 0:33:17.160
<v Speaker 2>don't care about your friend if after the flash went

0:33:17.200 --> 0:33:19.760
<v Speaker 2>off on the camera, because that's when you started to

0:33:19.760 --> 0:33:21.840
<v Speaker 2>get a little concerned. Once the flash went off, I

0:33:21.880 --> 0:33:24.320
<v Speaker 2>was already on my feet. Three people helped me up,

0:33:24.440 --> 0:33:27.360
<v Speaker 2>and two guys pulled cards on me and said, I'm

0:33:27.400 --> 0:33:32.760
<v Speaker 2>a lawyer, you need my help. I I I love

0:33:32.800 --> 0:33:36.440
<v Speaker 2>how two guys come with their business cards extending I

0:33:36.480 --> 0:33:38.760
<v Speaker 2>did come out there extending their hands for me to

0:33:38.800 --> 0:33:41.240
<v Speaker 2>get up, but instead they hand me a card. Hi,

0:33:41.280 --> 0:33:45.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm a lawyer. If you need anything. White must have

0:33:45.760 --> 0:33:48.920
<v Speaker 2>turned his head when you went like that. I turned

0:33:48.920 --> 0:33:52.840
<v Speaker 2>my head after the flash, so I saw the second

0:33:52.960 --> 0:33:56.320
<v Speaker 2>bounce and the step move, so I saw you go boom, boom.

0:33:56.360 --> 0:33:59.040
<v Speaker 2>I heard. I saw the second boom and the feet

0:33:59.120 --> 0:34:01.440
<v Speaker 2>the feet fly in the step move. And then that's

0:34:01.440 --> 0:34:03.680
<v Speaker 2>when I asked, if you're okay. I didn't see the

0:34:03.720 --> 0:34:06.280
<v Speaker 2>fall down, but he did because my pictures of him

0:34:06.280 --> 0:34:09.280
<v Speaker 2>turning his head. Thank god, I was okay. I walked away.

0:34:09.520 --> 0:34:13.239
<v Speaker 2>I laughed, but It was so embarrassing because if you

0:34:13.239 --> 0:34:14.960
<v Speaker 2>had gotten hurt, scary. Let me just say this as

0:34:14.960 --> 0:34:18.000
<v Speaker 2>your friend. The thing I would have remembered most about

0:34:18.000 --> 0:34:20.359
<v Speaker 2>that night is that I got a picture it. Dwy

0:34:20.360 --> 0:34:25.560
<v Speaker 2>couldn't wow. Wow, I'm kidding. They would have been the

0:34:25.600 --> 0:34:29.600
<v Speaker 2>water incident. Yeah. So, speaking of the Mets, this came

0:34:29.719 --> 0:34:31.799
<v Speaker 2>up on the air on The Big Show a little earlier,

0:34:31.840 --> 0:34:33.799
<v Speaker 2>and Berdie, I want your opinion on Okay, do we

0:34:33.800 --> 0:34:35.839
<v Speaker 2>want to talk about after after? What we talk about?

0:34:35.960 --> 0:34:38.200
<v Speaker 2>The guy who tried to correct me, The guy who

0:34:38.239 --> 0:34:40.120
<v Speaker 2>tried to correct you at me when I gave it

0:34:40.200 --> 0:34:44.960
<v Speaker 2>when I asked the question of the Mets. Oh is that? Okay?

0:34:45.080 --> 0:34:48.680
<v Speaker 2>If you want to get later, I'll get no. No,

0:34:48.719 --> 0:34:51.000
<v Speaker 2>you can if you want. I just okay because of

0:34:51.040 --> 0:34:55.000
<v Speaker 2>who I am and where I used to wind Brodie. Okay,

0:34:55.080 --> 0:34:57.279
<v Speaker 2>here's the Brodie didn't know it all segment. He is

0:34:57.680 --> 0:35:01.200
<v Speaker 2>he they don't know, don't you ange, David Brody, that's

0:35:01.200 --> 0:35:03.799
<v Speaker 2>the name of this. Well he didn't know he was

0:35:03.800 --> 0:35:08.080
<v Speaker 2>fucking with, But go ahead, Okay. So Howard Johnson played

0:35:08.080 --> 0:35:09.840
<v Speaker 2>for the Mets. He won a World Series with the

0:35:09.880 --> 0:35:12.080
<v Speaker 2>eighty six Mets. Yep. But he also won a World

0:35:12.080 --> 0:35:14.680
<v Speaker 2>Series with the eighty four Tigers, right, So the Tigers

0:35:14.680 --> 0:35:16.400
<v Speaker 2>after he won the World Series traded him to the Mets.

0:35:17.000 --> 0:35:18.680
<v Speaker 2>So I asked him a question. I said, you know

0:35:18.719 --> 0:35:20.959
<v Speaker 2>you you won the World Series in nineteen eighty four.

0:35:21.520 --> 0:35:24.080
<v Speaker 2>And before I could finish my thought, some guy in

0:35:24.080 --> 0:35:27.520
<v Speaker 2>the back goes, he won an eighty six. So I

0:35:27.600 --> 0:35:29.160
<v Speaker 2>turn around and go, he won an eighty four with

0:35:29.160 --> 0:35:31.759
<v Speaker 2>the Tigers. But thanks for the correction, You're wrong, And

0:35:31.800 --> 0:35:34.080
<v Speaker 2>I got a big laugh, and Hojo pointed at me

0:35:34.080 --> 0:35:35.920
<v Speaker 2>when he's right, because because I you know, I know

0:35:35.920 --> 0:35:39.239
<v Speaker 2>what I'm talking about, so don't correct me. Yea in

0:35:39.239 --> 0:35:41.399
<v Speaker 2>the middle of his question, when the guy just jumped out,

0:35:43.160 --> 0:35:47.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm learning, okay, Lesson Brody's never wrong, No, no, who never Brody? Was? No?

0:35:47.680 --> 0:35:50.280
<v Speaker 2>I wrong? They bet a fan event for the eighty

0:35:50.280 --> 0:35:53.239
<v Speaker 2>six Mets. I'm there. You don't think I know what

0:35:53.360 --> 0:35:55.600
<v Speaker 2>fucking year they won the World SI? I know, I know,

0:35:55.880 --> 0:35:58.880
<v Speaker 2>I know, but you know that's all I mean in

0:35:58.920 --> 0:36:00.640
<v Speaker 2>my head when you said nineteen eighty four, I was

0:36:00.719 --> 0:36:03.360
<v Speaker 2>questioning it, but I didn't shout it out because I'm like,

0:36:03.600 --> 0:36:06.560
<v Speaker 2>he must have won with another team before, so whatever.

0:36:06.600 --> 0:36:08.920
<v Speaker 2>But people don't have that filter. Okay, go on with

0:36:08.960 --> 0:36:11.680
<v Speaker 2>your story. Quite No, it's more of a quandary. But

0:36:11.680 --> 0:36:13.480
<v Speaker 2>what what Because I was gonna tell you that my

0:36:13.520 --> 0:36:15.840
<v Speaker 2>most like the water was not my most embarrassing moment

0:36:15.840 --> 0:36:17.840
<v Speaker 2>of the night, nor was you falling down the steps.

0:36:17.960 --> 0:36:19.719
<v Speaker 2>So I'll tell that story later, but I want to

0:36:19.719 --> 0:36:24.560
<v Speaker 2>hear what the quandry was. So last week, if you recall,

0:36:24.800 --> 0:36:26.840
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I spoke about it on the podcast,

0:36:26.920 --> 0:36:30.120
<v Speaker 2>Elvis invited me to the Mets game and he's like, hey,

0:36:30.160 --> 0:36:32.080
<v Speaker 2>let's go see a game. And I'm like, great, try

0:36:32.320 --> 0:36:35.000
<v Speaker 2>good seats behind home played or whatever his husband Alex,

0:36:35.560 --> 0:36:38.399
<v Speaker 2>and then and then the game got rained out, and

0:36:39.120 --> 0:36:41.560
<v Speaker 2>the tickets for that game, because several games got rained

0:36:41.560 --> 0:36:43.279
<v Speaker 2>out because it was a bad stretch of weather, the

0:36:43.320 --> 0:36:48.000
<v Speaker 2>tickets for that game were physically refunded as vouchers. That way,

0:36:48.080 --> 0:36:50.160
<v Speaker 2>it wasn't going to be like, you're invited to this

0:36:50.239 --> 0:36:53.560
<v Speaker 2>other makeup game. It was here's you are now able

0:36:53.600 --> 0:36:55.920
<v Speaker 2>to pick any tickets you want for the rest of

0:36:55.920 --> 0:36:58.520
<v Speaker 2>the season, and except for the Subway series, right, I

0:36:58.560 --> 0:37:01.680
<v Speaker 2>can't go to a met Yankee game, right right. So

0:37:01.680 --> 0:37:04.960
<v Speaker 2>so basically that was the end of that and that

0:37:05.080 --> 0:37:08.600
<v Speaker 2>was n was swept under the rug, and that was like, okay, okay,

0:37:08.600 --> 0:37:10.960
<v Speaker 2>we're gon, We're good. That's what I tell you. Though

0:37:11.080 --> 0:37:13.799
<v Speaker 2>the day before that, that morning, that morning, well, if

0:37:13.800 --> 0:37:15.560
<v Speaker 2>it gets rained out, maybe the game will be tomorrow night.

0:37:15.840 --> 0:37:18.680
<v Speaker 2>And I said, this is convoluting the whole conversation. It

0:37:18.680 --> 0:37:20.880
<v Speaker 2>doesn't not convoluted because I said to you, if it

0:37:20.920 --> 0:37:23.560
<v Speaker 2>gets rained out, they can't make the game up. There's

0:37:23.560 --> 0:37:25.359
<v Speaker 2>no more games left in the week, right, so which

0:37:25.360 --> 0:37:27.000
<v Speaker 2>means they're gonna have to reschedule. I said, you may

0:37:27.000 --> 0:37:29.600
<v Speaker 2>be shed a luck. Well yeah, well that that that

0:37:29.600 --> 0:37:32.960
<v Speaker 2>that's the that's the crux of this conversation is what

0:37:33.040 --> 0:37:36.840
<v Speaker 2>you said. You said, Elvis doesn't really owe you a

0:37:36.920 --> 0:37:40.200
<v Speaker 2>game because it's it's said and done. But I'm like,

0:37:40.440 --> 0:37:43.400
<v Speaker 2>but in my head, I'm like thinking, like, wait a second,

0:37:44.440 --> 0:37:46.880
<v Speaker 2>the intention was to hang out with me at a game.

0:37:47.440 --> 0:37:49.759
<v Speaker 2>Let's go to a game. But if it got rained

0:37:49.800 --> 0:37:53.399
<v Speaker 2>out and the money was refunded, maybe we'll use those

0:37:53.520 --> 0:37:58.240
<v Speaker 2>vouchers for a future game. But you know what, Elvis

0:37:58.239 --> 0:37:59.799
<v Speaker 2>gets credit for trying to take it to a game.

0:37:59.840 --> 0:38:01.560
<v Speaker 2>It's on his fall that got reined out. But you're

0:38:01.800 --> 0:38:06.600
<v Speaker 2>so you're of the mind that that okay. So we're

0:38:06.600 --> 0:38:08.319
<v Speaker 2>not going to go to a game now, So that's it.

0:38:08.480 --> 0:38:10.520
<v Speaker 2>That was a one time. He still should take you

0:38:10.560 --> 0:38:12.840
<v Speaker 2>to a game. What I'm saying is right, he doesn't.

0:38:13.000 --> 0:38:14.399
<v Speaker 2>He's not going to take you to a game. Well,

0:38:14.640 --> 0:38:17.560
<v Speaker 2>in his mind, he's thinking, I don't know your game.

0:38:17.800 --> 0:38:20.200
<v Speaker 2>I took you to a game, right, well, the tickets.

0:38:20.520 --> 0:38:23.799
<v Speaker 2>It came up on the air, I asked, I asked

0:38:23.800 --> 0:38:26.359
<v Speaker 2>it on the radio to hear similarity slices with us

0:38:26.400 --> 0:38:30.040
<v Speaker 2>is going well, okay, so go ahead, go ahead, So

0:38:30.120 --> 0:38:37.279
<v Speaker 2>I said, does Elvis, Oh, here's the word, Oh owe

0:38:37.320 --> 0:38:42.839
<v Speaker 2>me a game? And because we couldn't go and then

0:38:42.880 --> 0:38:45.520
<v Speaker 2>the answer, well, Gandhi Jump jumped right up and says,

0:38:47.080 --> 0:38:48.680
<v Speaker 2>I hate say this because Ela was like, I don't

0:38:48.680 --> 0:38:51.520
<v Speaker 2>know I'm a game. I owe am nothing. It was

0:38:51.680 --> 0:38:53.920
<v Speaker 2>he made an attempt to take he was and then whatever,

0:38:54.000 --> 0:38:55.960
<v Speaker 2>it's all right, maybe we will, maybe we won't, but

0:38:56.320 --> 0:39:01.000
<v Speaker 2>we don't have to definitely reschedule. So God, He's like, yeah,

0:39:01.040 --> 0:39:04.520
<v Speaker 2>he owes you, he owes you a game. And then

0:39:05.080 --> 0:39:10.160
<v Speaker 2>I was about to say yeah, thanks, but m what

0:39:10.360 --> 0:39:13.680
<v Speaker 2>came to my mind immediately, uh huh, yeah, was that.

0:39:13.800 --> 0:39:18.040
<v Speaker 2>Wait a second. I if I say that he owes

0:39:18.120 --> 0:39:23.200
<v Speaker 2>me a game, then someone somewhere down the road is

0:39:23.239 --> 0:39:26.800
<v Speaker 2>going to say that I owe Brody a steak dinner.

0:39:27.360 --> 0:39:29.920
<v Speaker 2>So I said no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh.

0:39:30.000 --> 0:39:33.120
<v Speaker 2>It was a strong word. He doesn't owe me a game.

0:39:34.000 --> 0:39:37.560
<v Speaker 2>I just thought that maybe we could get to get anyway,

0:39:37.760 --> 0:39:42.320
<v Speaker 2>it became the same thing I had to easily. Elvis

0:39:42.360 --> 0:39:45.080
<v Speaker 2>can pull skiery and say what I boy and tickets

0:39:45.120 --> 0:39:47.120
<v Speaker 2>to a game. It's not my faull. It got rained out.

0:39:47.400 --> 0:39:50.440
<v Speaker 2>I made the attempt. I put forth the money. My

0:39:50.520 --> 0:39:52.960
<v Speaker 2>intention was to take you and buy you the ticket,

0:39:53.520 --> 0:39:56.279
<v Speaker 2>but the weather happened. The only difference here is that

0:39:56.320 --> 0:39:59.600
<v Speaker 2>I could say is you still got the experience of

0:39:59.640 --> 0:40:02.480
<v Speaker 2>the state dinner and I did not get the experience

0:40:02.480 --> 0:40:04.440
<v Speaker 2>of the game. So it's really not the same thing.

0:40:04.480 --> 0:40:06.960
<v Speaker 2>Hold on, let me ask you a question. If Elvis

0:40:07.000 --> 0:40:09.080
<v Speaker 2>says I'm going to take you to a game, yeah, right,

0:40:09.520 --> 0:40:11.279
<v Speaker 2>and then at the last minute he says, you know what,

0:40:12.800 --> 0:40:15.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm not feeling, Well, I'm not gonna go. I'm gonna

0:40:15.080 --> 0:40:18.799
<v Speaker 2>sell the tickets, not going. But then a buddy that

0:40:18.840 --> 0:40:21.520
<v Speaker 2>you were going to take, or someone you you post

0:40:21.560 --> 0:40:24.040
<v Speaker 2>on Twitter not going to the game tonight. Someone from

0:40:24.040 --> 0:40:25.919
<v Speaker 2>the Mets calls you up and says, you know what,

0:40:26.320 --> 0:40:29.080
<v Speaker 2>come as our guest tonight. So you go to the

0:40:29.120 --> 0:40:39.320
<v Speaker 2>game that night because going to take you separate invite.

0:40:39.600 --> 0:40:41.520
<v Speaker 2>You wouldn't have gone to the game that night except

0:40:41.520 --> 0:40:45.480
<v Speaker 2>that Elvis was going to take you. Uh so you

0:40:45.600 --> 0:40:47.360
<v Speaker 2>got someone to buy you a ticket to the game

0:40:47.680 --> 0:40:50.359
<v Speaker 2>only because Elvis was trying to take you. But then

0:40:50.400 --> 0:40:53.319
<v Speaker 2>he at the last minute, something happened. Now how it

0:40:53.320 --> 0:41:03.399
<v Speaker 2>feels your fuck However, here's the Here's what Elvis did.

0:41:03.440 --> 0:41:06.319
<v Speaker 2>Because Elvis is the man, he said, I'm gonna do

0:41:06.360 --> 0:41:10.680
<v Speaker 2>one better. He goes a SHOT's better. No, because at

0:41:10.680 --> 0:41:14.799
<v Speaker 2>the same well, at that moment, Greg t the Jersey Kid,

0:41:14.840 --> 0:41:17.920
<v Speaker 2>walked in from down the hall. He had heard the conversation.

0:41:18.000 --> 0:41:20.680
<v Speaker 2>He came because he's his show is over an hour earlier, right,

0:41:21.040 --> 0:41:24.160
<v Speaker 2>so he jumped in the studio live on air as

0:41:24.160 --> 0:41:27.440
<v Speaker 2>we were having the conversation, and then and Danielle got involved.

0:41:28.680 --> 0:41:32.520
<v Speaker 2>He goes talking about the Subway series. It came up,

0:41:33.080 --> 0:41:35.560
<v Speaker 2>and then Danielle' was like, you know what, I led

0:41:35.560 --> 0:41:38.040
<v Speaker 2>to go to a Yankee game, Yankee Mets. All right,

0:41:38.280 --> 0:41:40.359
<v Speaker 2>So Elvis is like, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.

0:41:40.600 --> 0:41:45.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna take you, Danielle Scary and Greg t. The

0:41:46.000 --> 0:41:48.719
<v Speaker 2>four of us. We're gonna go to the Subway Series game,

0:41:48.760 --> 0:41:51.080
<v Speaker 2>one of the Subway Series games. So he's gonna make

0:41:51.120 --> 0:41:52.960
<v Speaker 2>it up to me. He doesn't owe it to me.

0:41:53.000 --> 0:41:54.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be very clear, he does not owe me

0:41:54.960 --> 0:41:57.320
<v Speaker 2>a game. But the four of us are now gonna

0:41:57.320 --> 0:42:00.680
<v Speaker 2>go probably see the Yankees play the Mets or the

0:42:00.719 --> 0:42:03.920
<v Speaker 2>Mets play the Yankees at Yankee Stadium in July because

0:42:04.040 --> 0:42:08.399
<v Speaker 2>the Yankees and Cedy Field fall during our vacation. Yeah,

0:42:08.440 --> 0:42:10.279
<v Speaker 2>so I will. I'll probably be out of time. Here's

0:42:10.280 --> 0:42:13.000
<v Speaker 2>what I'll say. Very generous of Elvis, isn't that? But

0:42:13.080 --> 0:42:15.879
<v Speaker 2>that's a man of his word right there. No, it's

0:42:15.920 --> 0:42:18.640
<v Speaker 2>a man who decided to do something completely different. Why

0:42:18.719 --> 0:42:21.320
<v Speaker 2>he had an opportunity to do a little bonding with Elvis.

0:42:21.640 --> 0:42:24.040
<v Speaker 2>You and Elvis go to a Mets game, right, it

0:42:24.120 --> 0:42:28.440
<v Speaker 2>was your gift. Now you're all getting it. You know

0:42:28.600 --> 0:42:31.360
<v Speaker 2>you're not gonna have Elvis time. I don't well I

0:42:31.400 --> 0:42:33.480
<v Speaker 2>don't need that. I mean have Greg tea time now

0:42:33.520 --> 0:42:36.160
<v Speaker 2>for three hours. Yeah, but it's it's it's actually old

0:42:36.200 --> 0:42:39.359
<v Speaker 2>friends Oge's coming together to hang out for a night.

0:42:39.400 --> 0:42:42.360
<v Speaker 2>It'll be a great and I'm okay with that. I

0:42:42.400 --> 0:42:45.920
<v Speaker 2>think I think necessarily need Elvis all to myself. It's

0:42:45.920 --> 0:42:47.879
<v Speaker 2>somebody in time with Elvis. Is that what I'm meaning?

0:42:48.160 --> 0:42:50.160
<v Speaker 2>You're not hearing now, you're putting words in my mouth.

0:42:50.480 --> 0:42:52.880
<v Speaker 2>That's what I heard. No, I just I would have

0:42:52.880 --> 0:42:55.520
<v Speaker 2>been fined either way. But I'll take what I can get.

0:42:55.640 --> 0:42:59.000
<v Speaker 2>And it's the goddamn Okay. So with the three of

0:42:59.000 --> 0:43:01.400
<v Speaker 2>you guys going with Elvis, who's responsible for telling him

0:43:01.400 --> 0:43:06.400
<v Speaker 2>what's going on? What do you mean, Oh, at the game? Yeah,

0:43:07.000 --> 0:43:11.320
<v Speaker 2>I was following. I was follows baseball. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. No,

0:43:11.400 --> 0:43:21.239
<v Speaker 2>he knows. Got that off my chest. But hey, I

0:43:21.280 --> 0:43:23.839
<v Speaker 2>saw something on Facebook. Two things I want I want

0:43:23.840 --> 0:43:25.759
<v Speaker 2>to share with you. One of was Facebook. One was Instagram.

0:43:25.920 --> 0:43:27.400
<v Speaker 2>You know what I told you? They have like quizzes.

0:43:27.800 --> 0:43:29.279
<v Speaker 2>You know I did like some of the number ones

0:43:29.320 --> 0:43:32.920
<v Speaker 2>for you. Yes, So one of the ones that was

0:43:32.960 --> 0:43:35.360
<v Speaker 2>on my Facebook page, I clicked it because I was

0:43:35.400 --> 0:43:37.839
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, I'm an idiot. It said name us,

0:43:37.880 --> 0:43:40.439
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna give it to you. Scary, very quickly, name

0:43:40.480 --> 0:43:44.920
<v Speaker 2>a state with no E in the name. Name a

0:43:45.080 --> 0:43:47.680
<v Speaker 2>state with no E and it's not a trick question, right,

0:43:47.920 --> 0:43:52.640
<v Speaker 2>Just name a state. Name of state with no E Montana? Okay.

0:43:53.360 --> 0:43:59.959
<v Speaker 2>The second one wrote New Jersey. Oh, I'm okay, obviously stup.

0:44:00.080 --> 0:44:01.880
<v Speaker 2>But what it was? What am I supposed to do

0:44:01.880 --> 0:44:03.680
<v Speaker 2>with that? No, I'm just saying that's how that's how

0:44:03.719 --> 0:44:06.440
<v Speaker 2>stupid people are. There's two weeks there's three e's in

0:44:06.480 --> 0:44:11.560
<v Speaker 2>New Jersey. Yeah, okay, yeah, people at people are people

0:44:11.560 --> 0:44:14.600
<v Speaker 2>are fucking idiots? Yeah, some people. That's my point. I

0:44:14.640 --> 0:44:17.400
<v Speaker 2>gotta give a shout out to my boy Jetski Bryan,

0:44:17.640 --> 0:44:23.600
<v Speaker 2>God love him. Okay, So, yeah it is, and he's

0:44:23.640 --> 0:44:27.640
<v Speaker 2>getting ready. He's he's unloading all the New se dudes

0:44:27.880 --> 0:44:32.360
<v Speaker 2>the sea do jet Skis. He went to go see

0:44:33.239 --> 0:44:35.759
<v Speaker 2>the Bob Marley One Love Movie a few weeks ago

0:44:35.800 --> 0:44:38.919
<v Speaker 2>in theaters. Okay. I think it's streams as of next week, yeah,

0:44:39.440 --> 0:44:43.120
<v Speaker 2>or maybe streaming now. It's it's very funny to me

0:44:43.200 --> 0:44:46.239
<v Speaker 2>because when you think of Bob Marley and you think

0:44:46.280 --> 0:44:48.600
<v Speaker 2>of a movie like that, you think of people going

0:44:48.640 --> 0:44:51.160
<v Speaker 2>to the film stoned, and there's a lot of stoners.

0:44:51.560 --> 0:44:53.960
<v Speaker 2>I mean Obviously there's a lot of people that go

0:44:54.280 --> 0:44:58.319
<v Speaker 2>that don't smoke, but you definitely know there's some stoners

0:44:58.400 --> 0:45:01.120
<v Speaker 2>in that crowd. I would imagine in a couple of years. Yeah,

0:45:01.120 --> 0:45:06.600
<v Speaker 2>and Brian very big stoner. He went, he went to

0:45:06.600 --> 0:45:09.480
<v Speaker 2>see the movie a few weeks ago, totally high, like

0:45:09.840 --> 0:45:14.080
<v Speaker 2>off his off his rocker, The White Guy. Okay. He

0:45:14.120 --> 0:45:17.960
<v Speaker 2>sits in the theater watching it for about he might have,

0:45:18.120 --> 0:45:20.920
<v Speaker 2>you know, come a few minutes late because it just started.

0:45:20.920 --> 0:45:24.439
<v Speaker 2>So he sat down. Half hour later, the credits start

0:45:24.480 --> 0:45:28.880
<v Speaker 2>rolling up the screen. Was he watching Godzilla? No, and

0:45:29.239 --> 0:45:31.759
<v Speaker 2>he was playing in two different theaters, and he went

0:45:31.800 --> 0:45:35.520
<v Speaker 2>into the theater where it was like more than halfway through,

0:45:35.920 --> 0:45:39.239
<v Speaker 2>and he was like, notice he didn't notice. He was like, huh,

0:45:40.000 --> 0:45:42.319
<v Speaker 2>it's like this, this is a short movie. And he

0:45:42.440 --> 0:45:44.560
<v Speaker 2>just left and he went back home. And then he

0:45:44.600 --> 0:45:47.160
<v Speaker 2>realized the movies well over an hour and a half whatever,

0:45:49.400 --> 0:45:52.200
<v Speaker 2>and he goes, so now he's gonna watch it streaming

0:45:52.320 --> 0:45:56.520
<v Speaker 2>because he didn't realize it didn't occur to him. He

0:45:56.600 --> 0:45:59.919
<v Speaker 2>was in the row. He went to sit down, saw

0:46:00.080 --> 0:46:03.439
<v Speaker 2>like a quarter love. It's pretty much a quarter of love.

0:46:03.920 --> 0:46:07.400
<v Speaker 2>But my favorite is it didn't occur to him, to

0:46:07.440 --> 0:46:09.239
<v Speaker 2>him that he missed the beginning of the movie and

0:46:09.239 --> 0:46:13.719
<v Speaker 2>all the chopping. Yeah, just figured it, you know, he

0:46:13.960 --> 0:46:16.160
<v Speaker 2>he figured that, you know, he missed five minutes, but

0:46:16.320 --> 0:46:20.680
<v Speaker 2>man and and then it didn't registered. I also think

0:46:20.680 --> 0:46:22.960
<v Speaker 2>that he was so high he lost concept at time,

0:46:23.200 --> 0:46:25.120
<v Speaker 2>because maybe that was you know what, maybe he saw

0:46:25.160 --> 0:46:28.680
<v Speaker 2>the whole movie and just doesn't remember most of it. Yeah,

0:46:29.080 --> 0:46:32.799
<v Speaker 2>that's hilarious. Hey, I went to the movies with the

0:46:32.880 --> 0:46:35.319
<v Speaker 2>same people, by the way, where the kid maybe sitting

0:46:35.280 --> 0:46:39.239
<v Speaker 2>in the back. Oh yeah, how'd that go? Well, so

0:46:39.320 --> 0:46:44.360
<v Speaker 2>we went to see uh, god Godzilla and Kong. I

0:46:44.360 --> 0:46:46.319
<v Speaker 2>think that's the last movie we saw. Yeah. Yeah, the

0:46:46.360 --> 0:46:48.759
<v Speaker 2>seat incident was a done Dune two, which was you

0:46:48.800 --> 0:46:51.360
<v Speaker 2>know anyway, went to see Godzilla X Kong however you

0:46:51.400 --> 0:46:53.399
<v Speaker 2>want to pronounce it, and he was in the back

0:46:53.400 --> 0:46:56.640
<v Speaker 2>seat this time, so total respect paid. I don't know

0:46:56.640 --> 0:46:58.239
<v Speaker 2>if you heard the podcast. By the way, it's called

0:46:58.239 --> 0:47:01.680
<v Speaker 2>Godzilla Kang. Well there's an X there, done me anything,

0:47:01.680 --> 0:47:04.520
<v Speaker 2>it's silent. I did the commercials for it. Oh all right, anyway,

0:47:04.520 --> 0:47:10.080
<v Speaker 2>Godzilla Kong. So I had a coupon for AMC theaters

0:47:10.680 --> 0:47:12.880
<v Speaker 2>that I had used once before. It was for a

0:47:12.920 --> 0:47:16.680
<v Speaker 2>free regular popcorn. So in the theater near me, it's

0:47:16.680 --> 0:47:19.799
<v Speaker 2>a dine in theater, they have waiter service now like

0:47:20.400 --> 0:47:23.560
<v Speaker 2>an eyepic. I don't know. I've never been to the eyepic.

0:47:23.600 --> 0:47:24.799
<v Speaker 2>I know what it is, but yeah, they have waited

0:47:25.680 --> 0:47:29.239
<v Speaker 2>same concept. Well, they don't even have a concession stougie

0:47:29.520 --> 0:47:32.560
<v Speaker 2>bougie theater. Yeah, but it's not a boogie theater. The

0:47:32.600 --> 0:47:36.320
<v Speaker 2>clientele is far from bougie anyway. So in this particular theater,

0:47:36.920 --> 0:47:39.600
<v Speaker 2>you give them whatever coupons you order your food, but

0:47:39.840 --> 0:47:41.840
<v Speaker 2>you can get popcorn at the beginning. And there's a

0:47:41.840 --> 0:47:44.360
<v Speaker 2>big counter like with three ledges with heat lamps. You

0:47:44.400 --> 0:47:46.879
<v Speaker 2>go over and you get your popcorn. Okay, but there's

0:47:46.880 --> 0:47:48.480
<v Speaker 2>no one to give the coupon too that you got

0:47:48.480 --> 0:47:51.319
<v Speaker 2>a free popcorn. So I told the ticket taker. He's

0:47:51.360 --> 0:47:53.160
<v Speaker 2>like a whatever man, just keep the coupon. I'm a

0:47:53.160 --> 0:47:55.920
<v Speaker 2>god great. So we go to Now on the coupon

0:47:55.960 --> 0:48:00.399
<v Speaker 2>it says good for one free regular popcorn. You can

0:48:00.440 --> 0:48:03.480
<v Speaker 2>pay to upgrade to a large. Now you know the

0:48:03.480 --> 0:48:06.399
<v Speaker 2>popcorn scam, right, We've talked about this. Of course, they

0:48:06.480 --> 0:48:10.320
<v Speaker 2>deliberately make the big popcorn only a little bit more money,

0:48:10.640 --> 0:48:12.440
<v Speaker 2>so you go, I don't want the small, I get

0:48:12.440 --> 0:48:14.560
<v Speaker 2>the medium. Then you go, geez, for a dollar more,

0:48:14.600 --> 0:48:17.480
<v Speaker 2>I can get another fucking twice as much. Yeah, that's

0:48:17.560 --> 0:48:19.759
<v Speaker 2>why it's called medium pricing. Is that what it is

0:48:19.760 --> 0:48:21.440
<v Speaker 2>as a name for? Forgot the name of it? Well,

0:48:21.480 --> 0:48:23.920
<v Speaker 2>you're you're you automatically, you were like, I'm gonna get

0:48:23.920 --> 0:48:25.720
<v Speaker 2>a small. You're like, but the small is so small.

0:48:25.719 --> 0:48:27.480
<v Speaker 2>I get the medium and they make the lodge just

0:48:27.560 --> 0:48:29.560
<v Speaker 2>a little bit more at dollar twenty, and you're like,

0:48:29.640 --> 0:48:32.600
<v Speaker 2>get trust me, the extra popcorn you get cost them

0:48:32.680 --> 0:48:35.080
<v Speaker 2>less than a dollar twenty. They're making more money. So

0:48:35.120 --> 0:48:36.200
<v Speaker 2>I go up to the counter and I say to

0:48:36.200 --> 0:48:38.080
<v Speaker 2>the girl, I don't want to get a free popcorn,

0:48:38.560 --> 0:48:41.560
<v Speaker 2>but I'm gonna upgrade to a large, so just charge me,

0:48:41.640 --> 0:48:44.839
<v Speaker 2>you know, whatever the difference is. I said, what's different

0:48:44.880 --> 0:48:47.399
<v Speaker 2>to the medium at large? Because there was a rotating board.

0:48:47.400 --> 0:48:49.279
<v Speaker 2>It wasn't on the screen, so we wait for it.

0:48:49.280 --> 0:48:51.600
<v Speaker 2>It's like a dollar twenty. I said, okay, great, I'll

0:48:51.600 --> 0:48:54.520
<v Speaker 2>take the large. So I give her a coupon and

0:48:54.560 --> 0:48:56.960
<v Speaker 2>she takes the coupon, She looks at it, she reads it,

0:48:57.320 --> 0:48:59.880
<v Speaker 2>She walks over to the to the popcorn, takes a

0:49:00.239 --> 0:49:04.120
<v Speaker 2>a regular popcorn cup, scoops it and hands it to me.

0:49:04.880 --> 0:49:07.319
<v Speaker 2>I said, no, no, I want the large. I don't

0:49:07.360 --> 0:49:09.319
<v Speaker 2>want to pay the extra. No, this coupon is for

0:49:09.320 --> 0:49:13.080
<v Speaker 2>a regular. I said, no, I understand that. But the

0:49:13.120 --> 0:49:15.400
<v Speaker 2>coupon on the look at the coupon right there, big letters,

0:49:15.400 --> 0:49:18.560
<v Speaker 2>big letters, and says you can pay to upgrade. Oh,

0:49:18.560 --> 0:49:20.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how to do that. And she's staring

0:49:20.480 --> 0:49:24.880
<v Speaker 2>at me. So I said, okay, but I want the large.

0:49:25.360 --> 0:49:28.000
<v Speaker 2>So can you ring me up for a dollar coupon

0:49:28.080 --> 0:49:31.040
<v Speaker 2>that you got for free? Anyway, you just take you

0:49:31.080 --> 0:49:33.480
<v Speaker 2>just take advantage of the system. At this point, hold on,

0:49:33.680 --> 0:49:35.920
<v Speaker 2>I want to pay for the large. I want to

0:49:35.920 --> 0:49:38.040
<v Speaker 2>give them money, so I don't have a free I

0:49:38.080 --> 0:49:41.000
<v Speaker 2>want to give them something. Okay. So she says, I

0:49:41.000 --> 0:49:42.560
<v Speaker 2>don't know how to do it, and she's staring at me.

0:49:42.640 --> 0:49:44.920
<v Speaker 2>So I said, do you think maybe you can ask someone?

0:49:45.719 --> 0:49:49.279
<v Speaker 2>So she says, all right, hold on, and she goes

0:49:49.320 --> 0:49:51.920
<v Speaker 2>and she's she's talking to a guy with a headset

0:49:51.960 --> 0:49:54.560
<v Speaker 2>on and he can't hear her because his headsets on,

0:49:55.000 --> 0:49:56.880
<v Speaker 2>and she's yelling and he takes his head and she's like,

0:49:56.880 --> 0:49:59.279
<v Speaker 2>I gotta ring out the cut and he takes the

0:49:59.320 --> 0:50:02.160
<v Speaker 2>headphones off. Fine, here's her, he says something to herd

0:50:02.160 --> 0:50:04.880
<v Speaker 2>looks at the coupon. She comes back and she does, okay,

0:50:04.880 --> 0:50:08.320
<v Speaker 2>hold on. She gets the giant bucket of popcorn, brings

0:50:08.360 --> 0:50:10.440
<v Speaker 2>it over to me, and I say, great, here's my

0:50:10.480 --> 0:50:12.920
<v Speaker 2>credit card. No, neither one of us knows how to

0:50:12.960 --> 0:50:16.920
<v Speaker 2>ring it up. Just take it now. You can use

0:50:16.960 --> 0:50:19.919
<v Speaker 2>it again next time. Yeah. So I got the coupon back,

0:50:20.760 --> 0:50:22.440
<v Speaker 2>and then I got a free launch popcorn because she

0:50:22.480 --> 0:50:24.160
<v Speaker 2>didn't how to ring it up, so like, just take it,

0:50:24.560 --> 0:50:27.160
<v Speaker 2>just take it. It's not worth my drama. I'm eighteen

0:50:27.239 --> 0:50:29.440
<v Speaker 2>years old selling popcorn a beer. Take it's like a

0:50:29.440 --> 0:50:32.879
<v Speaker 2>beer can on a string. Pull give me that back.

0:50:33.320 --> 0:50:35.880
<v Speaker 2>So I got the coupon back. That's awesome, but it

0:50:35.960 --> 0:50:37.200
<v Speaker 2>was like, I don't know. She looked at me like

0:50:37.200 --> 0:50:38.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how to do that. It's like when

0:50:39.000 --> 0:50:42.520
<v Speaker 2>I bring the expensive bottle of wine to the Byob

0:50:42.719 --> 0:50:48.160
<v Speaker 2>restaurant with my friends. It's same concept, but I wait

0:50:48.480 --> 0:50:51.839
<v Speaker 2>until the very end, and when we're all filled up

0:50:52.560 --> 0:50:54.680
<v Speaker 2>on wine, when we was like, oh, we're at the

0:50:54.760 --> 0:50:57.840
<v Speaker 2>end of the meal. Oh, oh you know what, I

0:50:57.840 --> 0:50:59.600
<v Speaker 2>guess you don't want to open the silver Oak or

0:50:59.760 --> 0:51:05.080
<v Speaker 2>the amos. I guess I'll take it back. I went

0:51:05.160 --> 0:51:09.880
<v Speaker 2>back and forth three different times to my to the

0:51:09.880 --> 0:51:11.960
<v Speaker 2>b YO, and I got the you get the credit

0:51:12.760 --> 0:51:16.040
<v Speaker 2>every time from bringing the expensive bottle. Because I brought

0:51:16.080 --> 0:51:18.439
<v Speaker 2>the expensive bottle of wine. We were going to save

0:51:18.480 --> 0:51:21.560
<v Speaker 2>it till the end. And it's out and we're talking

0:51:21.560 --> 0:51:24.320
<v Speaker 2>about other things, and meanwhile other bottles are being popped,

0:51:24.360 --> 0:51:26.959
<v Speaker 2>other people's bottles. What do you drinking? So why don't

0:51:26.960 --> 0:51:30.959
<v Speaker 2>they say, why, where's scary? Where's your bottle? Because well,

0:51:31.080 --> 0:51:34.680
<v Speaker 2>the third time Anthony Falco got me, he's like, I

0:51:34.680 --> 0:51:38.360
<v Speaker 2>see what you're doing. Go see your time? No joish

0:51:39.320 --> 0:51:44.239
<v Speaker 2>Anthony Falco, excuse me, of course you could scary. I

0:51:44.560 --> 0:51:46.320
<v Speaker 2>I know the last three times we went out to

0:51:47.160 --> 0:51:50.359
<v Speaker 2>Meo and these restaurants, you brought the silver Oak. And

0:51:50.480 --> 0:51:54.480
<v Speaker 2>somehow he just got Oh, Siri thinks I'm talking to her.

0:51:54.840 --> 0:52:01.320
<v Speaker 2>Hey Siri, stop because I said scary. My series starting activity.

0:52:01.480 --> 0:52:05.520
<v Speaker 2>So Falco's so he knew he was onto my you know,

0:52:05.800 --> 0:52:06.719
<v Speaker 2>where's the silver Oak?

0:52:06.840 --> 0:52:07.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

0:52:07.120 --> 0:52:09.520
<v Speaker 2>Okay, you know what, bring it next time. There's only

0:52:09.560 --> 0:52:12.160
<v Speaker 2>so many bring it next times, you get until this

0:52:12.239 --> 0:52:14.560
<v Speaker 2>time this time he's like, we're gonna we're gonna lead

0:52:14.600 --> 0:52:17.360
<v Speaker 2>with that one. We're opening the silver Oak right now.

0:52:17.600 --> 0:52:21.520
<v Speaker 2>You can't you can't have the look the other three

0:52:21.520 --> 0:52:24.560
<v Speaker 2>times you brought your own wine, where was the bottle?

0:52:24.640 --> 0:52:26.959
<v Speaker 2>While everyone's putting out that bottle. The thing is, those

0:52:27.040 --> 0:52:30.680
<v Speaker 2>were twelve to sixteen person dinners, so there was just

0:52:31.360 --> 0:52:34.200
<v Speaker 2>an onslaught of bottles. There were bottles all over the table.

0:52:34.840 --> 0:52:37.520
<v Speaker 2>Levis under the table in case anyone notices, No, I

0:52:37.520 --> 0:52:39.600
<v Speaker 2>bet you on the table. But then I turned the

0:52:39.680 --> 0:52:42.560
<v Speaker 2>label the other way when no one's looking so far.

0:52:42.800 --> 0:52:47.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I look up turning into me. Look up

0:52:47.600 --> 0:52:50.360
<v Speaker 2>the brody move yeah, look up silver oak, dude, silver

0:52:50.400 --> 0:52:52.960
<v Speaker 2>Oak's expensive. Let mean check out? What what kind of one

0:52:53.040 --> 0:52:55.799
<v Speaker 2>is it? White? Silver, red, silver oak. It's I think

0:52:55.800 --> 0:53:00.200
<v Speaker 2>it's one of the California California cab Yes, he was

0:53:00.280 --> 0:53:04.040
<v Speaker 2>kilver Oak California cabinet. Pretty sure. Anyway, it's like seventy eight.

0:53:04.160 --> 0:53:06.479
<v Speaker 2>Oh whoa what like ninety dollars?

0:53:06.600 --> 0:53:06.719
<v Speaker 1>Right?

0:53:06.719 --> 0:53:10.000
<v Speaker 2>How much? How much I'm finding it on wine dot

0:53:10.040 --> 0:53:13.000
<v Speaker 2>com for one hundred everywhere else? Dude, there's one here

0:53:13.000 --> 0:53:15.480
<v Speaker 2>for six fifty in Instagram. Oh no, no, dude, it

0:53:15.520 --> 0:53:17.200
<v Speaker 2>was a ninety dollars bottle of wine when I paid

0:53:17.239 --> 0:53:19.520
<v Speaker 2>ninety bucks for it. All right, well, there must be

0:53:19.520 --> 0:53:23.040
<v Speaker 2>a large which is very, very expensive. So I figured,

0:53:23.239 --> 0:53:25.280
<v Speaker 2>why would you bring one hundred dollars bottle of wine?

0:53:26.280 --> 0:53:28.520
<v Speaker 2>Because I didn't want to spend an Italian restaurant. I

0:53:28.560 --> 0:53:30.239
<v Speaker 2>didn't want to spend money. And it was the only

0:53:30.280 --> 0:53:32.560
<v Speaker 2>one in my cabinet. So and it was given to

0:53:32.600 --> 0:53:34.440
<v Speaker 2>me as a gift. Oh, it was only one in

0:53:34.440 --> 0:53:36.560
<v Speaker 2>your cabinet. Yeah, So I said, fuck it. So so

0:53:36.640 --> 0:53:38.399
<v Speaker 2>I kept bringing to these dinners and they're like, oh,

0:53:38.520 --> 0:53:41.520
<v Speaker 2>scary with the silver oak. Yeah, and everybody else started

0:53:41.640 --> 0:53:45.440
<v Speaker 2>and remembered. Nobody remembered. And I went through three dinners

0:53:45.440 --> 0:53:47.480
<v Speaker 2>that way and then and then Falco caught me. He goes,

0:53:47.640 --> 0:53:49.520
<v Speaker 2>He goes, I know what you're doing there, because that's

0:53:49.520 --> 0:53:51.240
<v Speaker 2>that same bottle you bought for the last two dinners.

0:53:51.239 --> 0:53:53.439
<v Speaker 2>We never went, Ah, you fuck. He goes, We're gonna

0:53:53.440 --> 0:53:55.839
<v Speaker 2>start with that one, and he called the waiter over. Yeah,

0:53:55.960 --> 0:54:02.600
<v Speaker 2>uncorked this one first. Good fuck, you got what you deserved.

0:54:04.480 --> 0:54:09.600
<v Speaker 2>So I've been doing a lot of dinners with my friends.

0:54:09.640 --> 0:54:12.000
<v Speaker 2>That wine story you told before the commercial break hilarious

0:54:12.520 --> 0:54:14.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna have to try that. You should definitely do it.

0:54:16.640 --> 0:54:19.640
<v Speaker 2>I have another dude, I am turning into you. Oh good,

0:54:20.160 --> 0:54:22.640
<v Speaker 2>you have a you know. Earlier in the week, I

0:54:22.680 --> 0:54:25.960
<v Speaker 2>went out with Dave, you know, Sex on the way Daves,

0:54:26.040 --> 0:54:29.120
<v Speaker 2>jet Ski, Bryan and Anthony Falco another dinner on another

0:54:29.200 --> 0:54:32.359
<v Speaker 2>night to our buddy Sal's pizza. They just rebuilt, by

0:54:32.400 --> 0:54:35.520
<v Speaker 2>the way, shout out to sALS in north Bergen. Instant

0:54:35.520 --> 0:54:38.839
<v Speaker 2>an institute, but they burned down. I think you mean

0:54:38.880 --> 0:54:44.760
<v Speaker 2>an institution, an institution, but they burned down and they rebuilt, Okay.

0:54:45.400 --> 0:54:48.520
<v Speaker 2>And no, the fire didn't start from within the pizzeria.

0:54:48.760 --> 0:54:51.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, no, wink wink. No. It was several stores

0:54:51.719 --> 0:54:55.319
<v Speaker 2>away and it burned down and it was just tray.

0:54:55.440 --> 0:54:58.520
<v Speaker 2>It was tragic to see it go because it's it's

0:54:58.560 --> 0:55:02.360
<v Speaker 2>the only thing on that whole strip that looks like,

0:55:02.600 --> 0:55:04.880
<v Speaker 2>you know, even that looks like it's fifty sixty years old.

0:55:04.960 --> 0:55:06.759
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's did the test of time anyway, and

0:55:06.840 --> 0:55:10.759
<v Speaker 2>you and you so yeah. So we're having dinner at

0:55:10.760 --> 0:55:13.399
<v Speaker 2>the bar and then there was a birthday party going

0:55:13.440 --> 0:55:16.000
<v Speaker 2>on at the table next to us, a table of

0:55:16.040 --> 0:55:20.200
<v Speaker 2>like four six to six people. They celebrate the birthday

0:55:20.400 --> 0:55:27.680
<v Speaker 2>with a huge, giant box of Respoli pastries. Oh yeah,

0:55:27.840 --> 0:55:31.920
<v Speaker 2>it were spolly if you know. You know. Anyway, here's

0:55:31.920 --> 0:55:35.759
<v Speaker 2>the deal, Brody. The people they celebrate, they have a

0:55:35.800 --> 0:55:38.839
<v Speaker 2>few pastries and they leave. They have a big tip

0:55:38.880 --> 0:55:42.040
<v Speaker 2>and they walk out. They leave. Oh and a couple

0:55:42.120 --> 0:55:44.440
<v Speaker 2>of people took some of the cookies in the pastries

0:55:44.800 --> 0:55:47.200
<v Speaker 2>to go. They boxed it up, They box up what

0:55:47.200 --> 0:55:50.719
<v Speaker 2>they wanted and they left. Brody not even kidding. There

0:55:50.719 --> 0:55:54.200
<v Speaker 2>had to be no less than thirty pastries and cookies

0:55:54.440 --> 0:55:56.520
<v Speaker 2>still in this box. It was one of those giant

0:55:56.520 --> 0:55:59.719
<v Speaker 2>bos on the next table, on the next table sitting there.

0:55:59.760 --> 0:56:02.520
<v Speaker 2>So me and my friends are looking at it. My

0:56:02.600 --> 0:56:06.319
<v Speaker 2>friends and I fuck, yeah, I'm excited right now, I know,

0:56:06.400 --> 0:56:08.880
<v Speaker 2>I know. I'm like, oh, there's Canoli's in there. They

0:56:08.960 --> 0:56:11.319
<v Speaker 2>left the canoe's behind a minute. They took the gun,

0:56:11.440 --> 0:56:17.799
<v Speaker 2>left the Canoli's exactly exactly. You stole my joke, you dick.

0:56:18.160 --> 0:56:21.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh I didn't know I was going there anyway, Thank

0:56:21.080 --> 0:56:27.960
<v Speaker 2>you Godfather. And they the lobster the lobster tails. Lobster tails, dude,

0:56:28.280 --> 0:56:30.080
<v Speaker 2>what are these are pastries? In case you don't know,

0:56:30.080 --> 0:56:33.279
<v Speaker 2>they got lobster tails. From what animal? What animal would

0:56:33.360 --> 0:56:36.840
<v Speaker 2>leave a lobster tail behind? And and Pioli cookies, the

0:56:36.920 --> 0:56:42.799
<v Speaker 2>seven Layer, the rain Rainbow cookies. So we look left

0:56:42.800 --> 0:56:45.839
<v Speaker 2>and we look right like, yeah, fuck it, let's go.

0:56:46.239 --> 0:56:48.319
<v Speaker 2>So I lead the way, and as soon as they

0:56:48.400 --> 0:56:52.400
<v Speaker 2>take a canoli, my friends take pastries. And then the

0:56:52.560 --> 0:56:55.160
<v Speaker 2>three four of the tables that were still there got

0:56:55.239 --> 0:56:59.239
<v Speaker 2>up and took some pastries from the box. Question A

0:56:59.640 --> 0:57:02.160
<v Speaker 2>would you ever do such a thing? I'm already on

0:57:02.160 --> 0:57:04.360
<v Speaker 2>my way there to see if someone else did it. Okay,

0:57:04.440 --> 0:57:07.000
<v Speaker 2>thank you. Well, well we put it up online as

0:57:07.040 --> 0:57:10.200
<v Speaker 2>a pole, and more than half the people saying that said,

0:57:10.800 --> 0:57:15.799
<v Speaker 2>he that's nasty. That's other people's food. They were man

0:57:15.880 --> 0:57:18.480
<v Speaker 2>handling it. And I'm like, no, it's it's all in

0:57:18.520 --> 0:57:21.040
<v Speaker 2>your head, bro, it's all in your head. Why would

0:57:21.040 --> 0:57:23.880
<v Speaker 2>anyone say handle it? I said. People think, and they

0:57:23.920 --> 0:57:27.880
<v Speaker 2>associate the fact that people were sitting around the canolis

0:57:27.920 --> 0:57:31.160
<v Speaker 2>meant that it's it has the cooties and it has

0:57:31.200 --> 0:57:33.880
<v Speaker 2>their germs on it. Truth be told, people don't go

0:57:34.400 --> 0:57:37.919
<v Speaker 2>licking the fucking food. They didn't touch they they took

0:57:37.960 --> 0:57:41.040
<v Speaker 2>what they wanted and everything was left behind. So it

0:57:41.080 --> 0:57:45.560
<v Speaker 2>was perfectly good condition. There was no disgusting thing about it.

0:57:45.680 --> 0:57:48.800
<v Speaker 2>There's no bodies accept the fact that it's food. I

0:57:48.800 --> 0:57:51.360
<v Speaker 2>don't see you normally doing that. The scary Jones I

0:57:51.400 --> 0:57:53.400
<v Speaker 2>know would have just ordered in, had like Uber eat

0:57:53.440 --> 0:57:55.360
<v Speaker 2>send them another box. I was gonna say, they don't

0:57:55.360 --> 0:57:57.600
<v Speaker 2>have her spoy pastries. It sells pizza and that's the thing.

0:57:57.600 --> 0:57:59.520
<v Speaker 2>It was a special treat. So I'm like, fuck this,

0:57:59.600 --> 0:58:02.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm going in. But then other people argued that was

0:58:02.480 --> 0:58:05.640
<v Speaker 2>left for the staff. That was for the staff. No, no,

0:58:05.640 --> 0:58:07.640
<v Speaker 2>they didn't leave it for the staff, because how did

0:58:07.640 --> 0:58:11.080
<v Speaker 2>you That's rude. That was rude of you, scary How

0:58:11.200 --> 0:58:14.760
<v Speaker 2>would for taking those pastries, because how do you know

0:58:14.800 --> 0:58:16.880
<v Speaker 2>what they were for? I'm like, I don't know. Fucking

0:58:16.880 --> 0:58:19.600
<v Speaker 2>fifteen minutes has gone by the paces taking them. No

0:58:19.600 --> 0:58:22.920
<v Speaker 2>one's taking them. They're going to the garbage. And guess what.

0:58:23.280 --> 0:58:25.919
<v Speaker 2>The waitresses and the bartenders came from around the bar

0:58:26.040 --> 0:58:29.880
<v Speaker 2>after I got my grubby paws on those canolis, and

0:58:29.920 --> 0:58:32.280
<v Speaker 2>they did the same thing. So everybody got to eat.

0:58:32.400 --> 0:58:34.320
<v Speaker 2>There was no shortage of food that night. You know

0:58:34.360 --> 0:58:37.040
<v Speaker 2>what's interesting the people. If some of the people say

0:58:37.080 --> 0:58:39.520
<v Speaker 2>you can't eat that food, it's it's it's tainted, right,

0:58:39.800 --> 0:58:42.200
<v Speaker 2>it's scankified. Yeah, but then they say leave it for

0:58:42.240 --> 0:58:44.840
<v Speaker 2>the staff. Well, wait a minute, why should the staff

0:58:44.880 --> 0:58:47.360
<v Speaker 2>eat the food if it's scankified. Either it is scankified

0:58:47.400 --> 0:58:49.400
<v Speaker 2>or it's not because it's good. It's it's not good

0:58:49.480 --> 0:58:51.200
<v Speaker 2>enough for me, but it's good enough for the staff.

0:58:51.560 --> 0:58:53.840
<v Speaker 2>So I have to imagine the people that were there eating,

0:58:53.920 --> 0:58:57.400
<v Speaker 2>celebrating the party right there, Their pastries are no more

0:58:57.480 --> 0:59:00.200
<v Speaker 2>or less skanky. Then the people Scary goes to dinner with,

0:59:02.080 --> 0:59:05.160
<v Speaker 2>it was I'm Scary's table. Then those Yankee people he

0:59:05.200 --> 0:59:07.040
<v Speaker 2>goes to dinner with would have been would have been

0:59:07.040 --> 0:59:09.400
<v Speaker 2>all that spit. Yeah, so there's no difference. I'll tell you.

0:59:09.400 --> 0:59:11.760
<v Speaker 2>I went once went to uh uh, my wife and

0:59:11.800 --> 0:59:14.920
<v Speaker 2>I went to a bring your own yeah in Jersey City.

0:59:15.080 --> 0:59:18.440
<v Speaker 2>What's the place that? Uh? It's a for two guys names.

0:59:18.640 --> 0:59:21.120
<v Speaker 2>It's like where the guy used to work, uh Vince.

0:59:21.200 --> 0:59:24.520
<v Speaker 2>The guy looks like you, Yeah, been fourteen place, but

0:59:24.840 --> 0:59:27.440
<v Speaker 2>been fourteen No, it was a two guys names like

0:59:27.480 --> 0:59:31.120
<v Speaker 2>Mitchell and Mike. Was Anthony David Anthony David. Yeah. Yeah,

0:59:31.160 --> 0:59:32.840
<v Speaker 2>So we go there. We had a great night, best

0:59:32.880 --> 0:59:34.400
<v Speaker 2>pete I've ever had in my life. It was a

0:59:34.400 --> 0:59:36.760
<v Speaker 2>long time ago. But we brought a bottle of wine,

0:59:36.800 --> 0:59:39.560
<v Speaker 2>which it was red wine. I don't drink red wine normally,

0:59:40.040 --> 0:59:42.520
<v Speaker 2>so my wife loves red wine. And it was maybe

0:59:42.560 --> 0:59:45.240
<v Speaker 2>like an inch left of red wine. And my wife's like,

0:59:45.720 --> 0:59:48.560
<v Speaker 2>not gonna take it. It wasn't expensive wine. Letting me

0:59:48.600 --> 0:59:50.640
<v Speaker 2>take the bottle home. The calk was long gone. We

0:59:50.640 --> 0:59:52.240
<v Speaker 2>don't know where the caulk is. She didn't want to

0:59:52.240 --> 0:59:55.800
<v Speaker 2>take it, and the people at the table like behind

0:59:55.880 --> 0:59:57.920
<v Speaker 2>us to say, excuse us. We heard you say you're

0:59:57.920 --> 1:00:00.320
<v Speaker 2>not going to finish that bottle. Can we have it? Yeah? Sure,

1:00:00.440 --> 1:00:03.520
<v Speaker 2>why not? So they took our bottle and finished the bottle.

1:00:03.920 --> 1:00:05.400
<v Speaker 2>Then they went to it. I saw them go up

1:00:05.440 --> 1:00:07.640
<v Speaker 2>and get another table with someone left their bottle, and

1:00:07.680 --> 1:00:09.200
<v Speaker 2>they went and took the bottle of wine from that table.

1:00:09.280 --> 1:00:11.560
<v Speaker 2>No shame in that game. That's gonna go to waste

1:00:11.800 --> 1:00:13.960
<v Speaker 2>unless people are drinking out of the bottle. There's no

1:00:14.040 --> 1:00:16.480
<v Speaker 2>shame in that. And I will reiterate. They took pastries,

1:00:16.520 --> 1:00:18.400
<v Speaker 2>the ones they wanted. They took them, they boxed them

1:00:18.440 --> 1:00:20.360
<v Speaker 2>up and they took a few to go, so it

1:00:20.440 --> 1:00:23.040
<v Speaker 2>was more than they could handle. I was happy to assist,

1:00:23.440 --> 1:00:24.960
<v Speaker 2>no problem. Let me take a let me let me

1:00:24.960 --> 1:00:27.360
<v Speaker 2>take that a step further though, Brody, you're you're in

1:00:27.400 --> 1:00:30.400
<v Speaker 2>a hotel. You're walking down the hallway. You see that

1:00:30.480 --> 1:00:33.040
<v Speaker 2>tray left out. I've done it many times. I've seen

1:00:33.040 --> 1:00:36.640
<v Speaker 2>the trade for food. Fries, French fries. No, no French fries.

1:00:36.880 --> 1:00:39.440
<v Speaker 2>Finger food no, no finger food. No, you wouldn't. You

1:00:39.480 --> 1:00:42.960
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't need a floor fry. A floor fry. You mean

1:00:43.080 --> 1:00:44.400
<v Speaker 2>you mean a put out in the hallway for a

1:00:44.400 --> 1:00:48.040
<v Speaker 2>hallway fry, a hall a hall fry. No, I've seen

1:00:48.640 --> 1:00:52.160
<v Speaker 2>like a hallway floor for fry, because those trays are

1:00:52.200 --> 1:00:54.400
<v Speaker 2>on the floor in the hallway and you're walking down

1:00:54.400 --> 1:00:57.400
<v Speaker 2>the hallway and then you see, okay, what about this.

1:00:58.000 --> 1:01:01.560
<v Speaker 2>They have the mini bottles of glass heines ketchup. Yeah,

1:01:01.720 --> 1:01:04.320
<v Speaker 2>I've taken those. You've taken them if the seal is

1:01:04.360 --> 1:01:07.440
<v Speaker 2>on them, seal, right, But you wouldn't be like huh

1:01:07.480 --> 1:01:10.600
<v Speaker 2>and then pop one of those hinds ketchups open and

1:01:10.640 --> 1:01:12.840
<v Speaker 2>then take a floor fry. And I'll tell you what

1:01:12.880 --> 1:01:14.640
<v Speaker 2>I almost took, but I didn't take it for the

1:01:14.720 --> 1:01:18.200
<v Speaker 2>chicken finger. No. Ronnie Scott, well, your boy Ronnie does

1:01:18.200 --> 1:01:20.560
<v Speaker 2>that at Mets games. He would walk around eating chicken

1:01:20.560 --> 1:01:22.560
<v Speaker 2>fingers out of the cups, and people love their chicken fingers.

1:01:23.800 --> 1:01:25.240
<v Speaker 2>I was in a game when him I saw him doing.

1:01:25.240 --> 1:01:27.040
<v Speaker 2>He's like, I know people did drink beer off the

1:01:27.040 --> 1:01:30.200
<v Speaker 2>fucking floor. There's a cup of beer left. Yeah, fucked

1:01:30.200 --> 1:01:32.680
<v Speaker 2>out and no alcohol kills gerums. People say yeah. Anyway,

1:01:33.200 --> 1:01:36.320
<v Speaker 2>there was a bagel that was pre wrapped and it

1:01:36.360 --> 1:01:38.000
<v Speaker 2>had cream cheese in it, but it was wrapped in

1:01:38.320 --> 1:01:41.240
<v Speaker 2>soran rapped okay, And at first I was like, wait

1:01:41.240 --> 1:01:44.040
<v Speaker 2>a minute, you can't close saran wrap perfectly the second time,

1:01:44.360 --> 1:01:47.400
<v Speaker 2>which means it wasn't open right because it's perfectly closed.

1:01:47.520 --> 1:01:50.200
<v Speaker 2>It's tightly wrapped. But then I thought, what if it

1:01:50.240 --> 1:01:51.880
<v Speaker 2>was someone would like it was a sick bastard and

1:01:51.960 --> 1:01:54.440
<v Speaker 2>like injected it with something. You could inject a bagel

1:01:54.480 --> 1:01:56.440
<v Speaker 2>and you'd never know. So then I didn't eat it,

1:01:56.800 --> 1:01:59.040
<v Speaker 2>but I almost did because it looked like you can't.

1:01:59.040 --> 1:02:01.560
<v Speaker 2>But I'm gonna propose something to the slices now, because

1:02:01.560 --> 1:02:03.040
<v Speaker 2>we never talked about this. I teased it, and they

1:02:03.040 --> 1:02:04.520
<v Speaker 2>hate when I tease something I don't mention. And then

1:02:04.560 --> 1:02:05.880
<v Speaker 2>we'll get out of here because we gotta wrap up.

1:02:06.840 --> 1:02:10.080
<v Speaker 2>When I went to Scary's house, we ordered chicken fingers

1:02:10.560 --> 1:02:14.600
<v Speaker 2>with biscuits and condiments. Right, that's when Scary didn't order

1:02:14.640 --> 1:02:17.440
<v Speaker 2>me ketchup. He ordered a fucking honey mustard ranch. He

1:02:17.440 --> 1:02:20.840
<v Speaker 2>knows I hate both of them. Organicville, Yeah, yeah, you

1:02:20.840 --> 1:02:22.400
<v Speaker 2>missed that for you gotta go listen to Slice time

1:02:22.440 --> 1:02:25.480
<v Speaker 2>for the last episode for two eighty two ninety one,

1:02:26.280 --> 1:02:30.680
<v Speaker 2>we did bring on down the Organicville ketchup. Anyway, so

1:02:31.480 --> 1:02:34.240
<v Speaker 2>we're packing the shirts and you know, so I have

1:02:34.280 --> 1:02:35.760
<v Speaker 2>to go put money in my meter or I have

1:02:35.840 --> 1:02:37.840
<v Speaker 2>to go and use the app and make sure I

1:02:37.840 --> 1:02:39.680
<v Speaker 2>don't get a ticket. Right, you can't just do it

1:02:39.680 --> 1:02:41.520
<v Speaker 2>from your house. It's a one minute, a one hour,

1:02:41.880 --> 1:02:43.840
<v Speaker 2>two hour limit on the parking. Had to go down,

1:02:43.920 --> 1:02:45.760
<v Speaker 2>move the car like two inches and then put you know,

1:02:45.960 --> 1:02:48.560
<v Speaker 2>ad time. So I had to go downstairs. Well, I

1:02:48.600 --> 1:02:51.960
<v Speaker 2>had left like in the box that the food came in.

1:02:53.120 --> 1:02:57.200
<v Speaker 2>Scary gave me a plate. I had the box empty

1:02:57.640 --> 1:03:00.320
<v Speaker 2>and from maybe my leftovers, and I had to chicken

1:03:00.320 --> 1:03:02.600
<v Speaker 2>fingers on a plate with my My biscuit was a

1:03:02.640 --> 1:03:07.440
<v Speaker 2>half eaten and some French fries on my plate. And

1:03:07.560 --> 1:03:12.360
<v Speaker 2>I come back and Scary has with his hands, taken

1:03:12.440 --> 1:03:17.320
<v Speaker 2>my biscuit, my fries, and my chicken fingers and put

1:03:17.360 --> 1:03:21.560
<v Speaker 2>them into the tinfoil, into the box. I was consolidating,

1:03:22.720 --> 1:03:24.880
<v Speaker 2>So I said, dude, what are you doing? He goes,

1:03:24.920 --> 1:03:27.320
<v Speaker 2>I wanted to wash the plates, So I go, wait

1:03:27.360 --> 1:03:31.680
<v Speaker 2>a minute. Did you pick up my food with your hands? Yeah? Why?

1:03:32.600 --> 1:03:35.760
<v Speaker 2>They go? Did you wash your hands? No? Why? I said?

1:03:35.800 --> 1:03:40.080
<v Speaker 2>You've been packing shirts from a warehouse for two hours

1:03:40.400 --> 1:03:43.400
<v Speaker 2>with a magic marker. You're touching things in your apartment.

1:03:43.480 --> 1:03:45.880
<v Speaker 2>You went to the bathroom to check the crack and

1:03:45.920 --> 1:03:48.320
<v Speaker 2>you sink. I know you did that. Your man hunting

1:03:48.360 --> 1:03:51.040
<v Speaker 2>my food. So my question is, slices, would you eat

1:03:51.080 --> 1:03:55.080
<v Speaker 2>the food? He picked up French fries individually? Oh? Please?

1:03:55.160 --> 1:03:58.320
<v Speaker 2>You fisted my fries? Did you? Did you? At least

1:03:58.360 --> 1:04:02.600
<v Speaker 2>they weren't floor fries. Did you eat them? I had

1:04:02.600 --> 1:04:04.360
<v Speaker 2>to put them in the oven to kill the germs.

1:04:04.360 --> 1:04:08.320
<v Speaker 2>When I got okay, I see what you did, So slices,

1:04:08.360 --> 1:04:12.520
<v Speaker 2>would you eat scaries? Fisted fries, fisted fries and his

1:04:12.560 --> 1:04:17.000
<v Speaker 2>and his and his uh, his man handled biscuit and

1:04:17.280 --> 1:04:20.200
<v Speaker 2>the chicken wings, the chicken fingers. Dude, don't touch other

1:04:20.240 --> 1:04:23.040
<v Speaker 2>people's food. That's wrong. All right, one final note as

1:04:23.080 --> 1:04:26.680
<v Speaker 2>we get out of here. I'm very happy CBS did

1:04:26.720 --> 1:04:30.200
<v Speaker 2>the right thing re airing the Billy Joel concert. Do

1:04:30.240 --> 1:04:33.360
<v Speaker 2>you not know how piano man ends? No? It was

1:04:33.520 --> 1:04:36.600
<v Speaker 2>so that's it started. The concert, the Billy Joel one

1:04:36.680 --> 1:04:41.160
<v Speaker 2>hundred Anniversary Concert, one hundredth, one hundredth performance at Mason

1:04:41.200 --> 1:04:43.960
<v Speaker 2>Square Garden. It was a special on CBS on Sunday night,

1:04:44.280 --> 1:04:45.680
<v Speaker 2>and it was supposed to be from nine pm to

1:04:45.680 --> 1:04:49.240
<v Speaker 2>eleven pm. It ended up going, uh starting a half

1:04:49.240 --> 1:04:53.360
<v Speaker 2>hour late, and at eleven thirty there was a hard cutoff.

1:04:53.400 --> 1:04:59.840
<v Speaker 2>I was told it was an automatic switcher. Eleven eleven thirty, okay, okay?

1:05:00.200 --> 1:05:03.600
<v Speaker 2>And and the and the middle of piano Man his most

1:05:03.720 --> 1:05:06.960
<v Speaker 2>the song he's most known for it This fucking contract

1:05:06.960 --> 1:05:12.000
<v Speaker 2>cuts to a local news tease coming up next on

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<v Speaker 2>the news, and went from a hard cut. You know,

1:05:16.200 --> 1:05:18.680
<v Speaker 2>I hate saying those words. I hate saying these words,

1:05:19.160 --> 1:05:21.840
<v Speaker 2>but do better, come on, CBS. You know the fucking

1:05:21.840 --> 1:05:24.800
<v Speaker 2>thing was late. Put someone make it turn it into

1:05:24.880 --> 1:05:28.280
<v Speaker 2>manual mode and have someone hand hand change that. Don't

1:05:28.280 --> 1:05:31.600
<v Speaker 2>put in let the auto switcher take Why are you

1:05:31.640 --> 1:05:34.080
<v Speaker 2>saying it's manual mods fault? Why are you picking on

1:05:34.120 --> 1:05:37.640
<v Speaker 2>that Manuel mode? Anyway, they're doing the right thing. Guess what,

1:05:37.880 --> 1:05:42.120
<v Speaker 2>Billy wins because and his whole crew, because now just

1:05:42.160 --> 1:05:45.960
<v Speaker 2>publicity for this huge poblicity, and now it's gonna reair

1:05:46.000 --> 1:05:49.360
<v Speaker 2>again from uh this Friday night, redundant, redundant. Yeah, it's

1:05:49.400 --> 1:05:53.760
<v Speaker 2>gonna air Friday night. Yeah. Well, anyone anyone who has

1:05:53.760 --> 1:05:56.800
<v Speaker 2>showtime can Paramount Plus, rather can go watch it at

1:05:56.800 --> 1:05:59.000
<v Speaker 2>any moment on Paramount Plus. But they're gonna air the

1:05:59.000 --> 1:06:00.720
<v Speaker 2>whole thing. You know what I would have done bo CBS.

1:06:00.840 --> 1:06:02.160
<v Speaker 2>I would have reaired the minute and a half that

1:06:02.240 --> 1:06:04.640
<v Speaker 2>was covered. That would have been a douche move. You're

1:06:04.640 --> 1:06:09.640
<v Speaker 2>like song, You're a piano man. That's it. So all right,

1:06:10.360 --> 1:06:15.880
<v Speaker 2>I love Billy. I'm going to Miami. Peace out boys

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<v Speaker 2>Clays