Speaker 1: Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Bullet, start Up,
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Speaker 2: Up, dot us dot up episode. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 2: Another Palindrome, Yes it is. Do we do something special
Speaker 2: for Palindrome Days? No? I just mentioned it, but we
Speaker 2: we mentioned it at two eighty two, so I'm mentioning
Speaker 2: it ninety two. I mean, maybe we should give something
Speaker 2: away a stracecar, a contest to give away a race car.
Speaker 2: Why not? My god, we don't have a budget here,
Speaker 2: two hundred and ninety two episodes deep, and we still
Speaker 2: don't have a damn budget to like do cool giveaways, flyaways, trips, money,
Speaker 2: cash money. I'm still trying to build my TikTok account.
Speaker 2: Everything is in stages. It would it be great to just
Speaker 2: give a slice some cash? Yeah, listen, if Mark Cuban
Speaker 2: wants to invest in a podcast, I'll take his money.
Speaker 2: I mean, not to be you know, like, how do
Speaker 2: I explain it like a hockey radio. You know a
Speaker 2: lot of radio stations. I mean, that's what we do
Speaker 2: in radio. I mean, and we don't want to be radio.
Speaker 2: We want to get We get a wait ticket we've
Speaker 2: given away show tickets. We've done some giveaways. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 2: but we need something. I mean, cash is king, right,
Speaker 2: cash is universal. You wait tickets for a show. You
Speaker 2: got to live in the in the New York area. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we don't have the you know, I mean we give
Speaker 2: away movie tickets. If we had a movie sponsor, w
Speaker 2: we'll give away AMC tickets. I think we need a
Speaker 2: bank to jump on board, because banks have cash, do they?
Speaker 2: I don't not to like throw around. I mean, that's
Speaker 2: all they are cashing. Cad witch person who's like, I
Speaker 2: got nothing to do with my money, you know, make
Speaker 2: a donation. Yeah, Like like Mark Zuckerberg. Zuckerberg bought Instagram, right,
Speaker 2: he made an investment. To my knowledge, he doesn't own
Speaker 2: any podcasts. And if he does, don't tweet me. I
Speaker 2: don't care or ex me. I'm just saying, like he
Speaker 2: could you know, does he have a Brooklyn podcast? Yeah?
Speaker 2: By the way, I'm not yeah, not on board with X.
Speaker 2: By the way, I'm always gonna say, tweet, don't X me.
Speaker 2: That'ud fucking stupid. It does. But here's the thing. My
Speaker 2: dad used to say things that he was used to
Speaker 2: and I would make fun of him, right, like when
Speaker 2: he was a kid. Uh right, now, what is it
Speaker 2: ultra supreme whatever? The high gases? Each company calls him
Speaker 2: something different. Well, my father was younger, it was called
Speaker 2: high test, high test. Yeah, my father called it high
Speaker 2: test as well. Right, so my father was like, Philip
Speaker 2: high test. I'm like, Dad, the kid's twenty doesn't know
Speaker 2: what you're talking about. He's like, hey, he knows what
Speaker 2: I'm talking about. So I feel like I don't want
Speaker 2: to turn into my I mean, there's a lot of
Speaker 2: things about my dad I want to be, but I
Speaker 2: don't want to be that guy who's like, I want
Speaker 2: to still call it high test, but I feel like
Speaker 2: it's still Twitter. But does that Does that make me
Speaker 2: my father? No, because no one's because X sounds stupid. Well,
Speaker 2: the thing is, if you could tweet on X, I
Speaker 2: could like meet you in the middle, right, But Twitter
Speaker 2: was about a bird flapping its wings ye, and like
Speaker 2: every like you were like the whole point at tweeting
Speaker 2: was like the burg goes and you're like spitting out
Speaker 2: little random thoughts on Twitter. Yeah, right, it made sense.
Speaker 2: X is like X is like for treasure, but X
Speaker 2: is usually like the wrong answer on family feud, it's
Speaker 2: usually a negative. I'm wearing an X Men shirt right
Speaker 2: now because I did an X Men podcast on it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but on Instagram they have the X, the big X
Speaker 2: when you x somebody out. That's one of the one
Speaker 2: of the graphics. Ever, your X is usually a negative.
Speaker 2: On your computer, X is to close a window. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but it has nothing to do with social media. Like
Speaker 2: his kid's name is like X five twenty seven X
Speaker 2: something stupid. But X doesn't make any sense to me.
Speaker 2: So it's still Twitter. I told you I didn't upgrade
Speaker 2: to app on my phone, so my app still says
Speaker 2: Twitter logo. He hasn't figured out how to shut that
Speaker 2: down on me yet. So did you ever get caught
Speaker 2: up with viral videos where you were where you see
Speaker 2: a classic video and it's just like this is just
Speaker 2: so great and you just reshare but you just mean
Speaker 2: like videos like you're you're you're scrolling no, but like
Speaker 2: you scroll through you No. Sometimes old old viral videos
Speaker 2: come up in my feed and I don't know where
Speaker 2: they come from. A classic, right, well, I a classic
Speaker 2: one just showed up. And I usually have a list
Speaker 2: of people that are on my you know, and you're
Speaker 2: on that list of like people that I'll send funny
Speaker 2: shit to on Instagram. That's an Instagram reel. Right. So
Speaker 2: the thing is half the time you're like, why'd you
Speaker 2: send me this? Or what? I saw this already? Why
Speaker 2: would you think I didn't see this? Are you saying
Speaker 2: you in general? Are you know you say that to me?
Speaker 2: You're the only person that responds negatively when And sometimes
Speaker 2: it's I said it to you just because it's a classic,
Speaker 2: it's funny.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I don't understand if there was an angle. I don't.
Speaker 2: It's okay. It doesn't have to be an angle to
Speaker 2: everything I said. Sometimes it's just dumb shit. But sometimes
Speaker 2: you're like you send me a video and you're like,
Speaker 2: did you notice the car in the background. I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: I wasn't looking at the car, or like did you
Speaker 2: see the pizza place in the background? Like no, I
Speaker 2: was watching the video. Sometimes there's a reason you send me,
Speaker 2: Like if if there's a reason I send it to you,
Speaker 2: I would say it, here's why I'm sending this to you.
Speaker 2: You have never sent me words with a with a video.
Speaker 2: You have never sent an explanation because because because I
Speaker 2: just send you dopey videos just because because if there
Speaker 2: was a reason to it, I would say, hey, by
Speaker 2: the way, here's why I'm sending this to me. If
Speaker 2: you and I were in the same room and you
Speaker 2: pulled out your phone, you're like, brody, look at this,
Speaker 2: and I saw it, wouldn't I just add a normal
Speaker 2: conversation say oh yeah, I saw that. That's funny. So
Speaker 2: when you send me something I saw, I go I
Speaker 2: right back, Oh yeah, I saw it. No, but usually
Speaker 2: you you preface it was saying why you sending this
Speaker 2: to me? I saw this already. No, you can't find
Speaker 2: one time I wrote that I sent you. I sent
Speaker 2: you something right now. It's classic, yeah, and it's it's awful.
Speaker 2: But is it more racist? No? No, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: this happened. This is a I'm I got it. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna play it right now on the podcast because I
Speaker 2: still can't believe this happened in real life. But it's
Speaker 2: a viral video that is so uncomfortable, but you laugh
Speaker 2: at anyway. It's so fucking funny. Is this fre a
Speaker 2: fucking that chicken? Hold on? No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2: It was a sad story and people took advantage of
Speaker 2: a really horrible situation a couple of years ago. If
Speaker 2: you remember that flight that was landing in San Francisco
Speaker 2: or wherever. It was the Malaysian flight, which which was
Speaker 2: the one that the one that I don't know if
Speaker 2: it disappeared or crashed. What was the issue with the
Speaker 2: with the age that age Malaysian flight. It wasn't a
Speaker 2: Malaysian Flavors the Asiana flight. Yes, yes, whatever the case,
Speaker 2: it was an Asian Airlines that crashed. They were looking
Speaker 2: for names of passing correct it were looking right. So
Speaker 2: this news station, a local news channel in San Francisco,
Speaker 2: went on the air and started naming the pilots. And
Speaker 2: by the way, there's video accompaniment on the screen of
Speaker 2: the names spelled out. As you're hearing the woman read them.
Speaker 2: You must have seen a lot of you are saying,
Speaker 2: I saw it already. Scary, but it's just so funny
Speaker 2: and I still can't believe that this got passed. It's
Speaker 2: pretty the fact checkers, Yeah, I want you to. I
Speaker 2: wanted These are allegedly the names of the pilots that
Speaker 2: were on board that.
Speaker 3: FLA information now also on the plane crash. KTV has
Speaker 3: just learned the names of the four pilots who are
Speaker 3: on board the flight. They are Captain some Ting, Wong
Speaker 3: Lee Too Low, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Dang al In.
Speaker 3: The NTSB has confirmed these are the names of the
Speaker 3: pilots on board flight two fourteen when it crashed. We
Speaker 3: are working to determine exactly what roles each of them
Speaker 3: played during the landing.
Speaker 2: By the way, you're lying, she she comes right on
Speaker 2: the edge, says the NTSB has confirmed. Oh really, yeah, Well,
Speaker 2: you know what, there's several problems wrong with that. With that,
Speaker 2: here's the thing. Somebody not on the air found the story,
Speaker 2: and in the story it said it was confirmed by
Speaker 2: the NTSB. They just took it and ran with it.
Speaker 2: It's a rip and read. But the thing is, you
Speaker 2: don't do your your properly, your proper research when you're
Speaker 2: you're putting a story on television. The talking heads on
Speaker 2: this particular network aren't really newspeople. They're just pretty people
Speaker 2: in front of a camera a real case, like a
Speaker 2: news network. No, this was a local channel. I'm pretty
Speaker 2: sure where it's pretty people come on and they're like, hey, Bob,
Speaker 2: it was a local San Francisco TV that yeah, and
Speaker 2: so so anyway, they went right on the air with it,
Speaker 2: and the names on the screen are spelled out. I mean,
Speaker 2: it's but my okay, listen, it's I just to this day,
Speaker 2: I can't when I every time I see that video,
Speaker 2: I'm like, I cannot believe that this got past everyone.
Speaker 2: Someone got fired that day for sure. Absolutely. Well do
Speaker 2: you think some intern, like I said, oh here's here's
Speaker 2: the names just came across the wire. Never an intern,
Speaker 2: No intern would be trusted with that. There was all, well,
Speaker 2: we fight an intern. So a season that's even worse
Speaker 2: than a seasoned veteran in the newsroom. It got past them.
Speaker 2: How does anyone, I mean, how does they not see
Speaker 2: the ceiling? Some of the jokers type in the teleprompter,
Speaker 2: they didn't get it. They it went past set. When
Speaker 2: my point is, it went past several filters. It went
Speaker 2: past the person who collected the story into the teleprompter
Speaker 2: person probably a supervisor beyond that, and then the anchor
Speaker 2: reading it dummy. I mean, you could have put the
Speaker 2: kebasha on it right there on television. You know what,
Speaker 2: Let's cut away to something else. Uh, let's really get
Speaker 2: confirmation first. I mean they could have. There's probably three
Speaker 2: four lines of defense that all failed. We too low,
Speaker 2: I mean something bang ding al. Yeah, And dude, you
Speaker 2: don't think holy fuk would have gotten her. You didn't
Speaker 2: think she would have questioned it the fact that defacted
Speaker 2: on the screen, it's f uk and she pronounced it fuk?
Speaker 2: Is it is it? Let me look at the video
Speaker 2: game Holy Spell? What are the spellings of these names?
Speaker 2: And again, but awful And it takes an awful human
Speaker 2: being to just capitalize on tragedy and call that in
Speaker 2: and try and know if it makes you a horrible person.
Speaker 2: But here's the thing. It's written h O space l ee.
Speaker 2: That's normal. Holy. There's a Chinese restaurant in Chinatown called Holy.
Speaker 2: That makes sense. But fu f uk? Why would you
Speaker 2: pronounce you? Now here's the thing on the screen that
Speaker 2: we're seeing. It says f uk. But was it spelled
Speaker 2: f oh okay phonetically on Hartela prompter? No, I don't know,
Speaker 2: Well that wasn't because why would you look at f
Speaker 2: uk and say fuk? We're overnalyzing this. I just thought
Speaker 2: it was a funny throw. I'm like, man, sometimes sometimes
Speaker 2: you get a classic and that is a that is
Speaker 2: a class plan. The plane crash landed or skinning on
Speaker 2: the runway and caught fire. There's a picture of the
Speaker 2: plane and it's this burnholes and those were the four pilots.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. I'm getting a lot of a
Speaker 2: lot of videos in my feed. So if you remember
Speaker 2: the comedian Norm MacDonald who was on a SNL for
Speaker 2: many years, Sure he was fired from SNL because at
Speaker 2: the time, I think it was Dick Eversoll was the
Speaker 2: executive producer of It wasn't Lord Michaels and and so there,
Speaker 2: Dick Eversoll was friends with OJ, and some up big
Speaker 2: shots at NBC were friends with OJ. And I think
Speaker 2: it was Dick Eversoll who is big shot at NBC
Speaker 2: and he was friends with OJ. And Norm McDonald used
Speaker 2: to do the weekend update in the in the in
Speaker 2: the mid nineties when all the OJ trial happened all that,
Speaker 2: and Norm McDonald was brutal to OJ. Like Weekend Update
Speaker 2: was like eighty percent OJ jokes. It was a lot
Speaker 2: of OJ jokes, but brutal, funny, hilarious if you find
Speaker 2: that funny. Well, he was asked by the by Eversall
Speaker 2: I think and the network heads, mostly Ebersall. But if
Speaker 2: I'm correct, hey cut it out with the OJ jokes.
Speaker 2: He's a friend, he hasn't been proven guilty yet. You know,
Speaker 2: let's you know, stop, don't do them anymore. So you know,
Speaker 2: nor McDonald. Nor McDonald doesn't listen to authority. Norm McDonald
Speaker 2: then went on and did like a whole weekend update
Speaker 2: of OJ jokes, just brutal, and they fired him and
Speaker 2: he was gone, banned from SNL for I don't know, uh,
Speaker 2: fifteen years, maybe replaced by Colin Quinn. Right then, you
Speaker 2: know he did it. Colin was Colin Quinn next. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 2: So there's a lot of there's a lot of video
Speaker 2: on the Internet of his OJ jokes. Plus he did
Speaker 2: OJ jokes in his state, He did OJ jokes on
Speaker 2: late night television whenever he was a guest. He did
Speaker 2: an ESPN thing where he's you know, he's giving a
Speaker 2: speech to the new Heisman Trophy winner. Anyway, so because
Speaker 2: OJ was it died, he's popping up in my feed
Speaker 2: like crazy, and every time I watch one, it changes
Speaker 2: my algorithm. So my most of my algorithm is normal
Speaker 2: donald jokes, not even about OJ anymore. McDonald jokes. He
Speaker 2: was such a brilliant fucked the institution. I don't care
Speaker 2: if you I'm not supposed to say that. I'm going
Speaker 2: to say it comedian. If you like a comedian who
Speaker 2: doesn't play by the rules, Norm McDonald is your guy.
Speaker 2: I want you to guys slices. Here's what I want
Speaker 2: you to do. I want you to look up when
Speaker 2: he was on Cornin O'Brien, what was the woman's name
Speaker 2: from Melrose Place? Who's one of the stars in Melrose Place?
Speaker 2: Let me let me, let me do Yeah, no, hold on,
Speaker 2: she on Melrose Norm McDonald, Connan O'Brien, Melrose Place. I'll
Speaker 2: tell you who it was real quick. It was Courtney
Speaker 2: thorn Smith, another three named person. Yeah, yeah, so google
Speaker 2: Connan O'Brien, Norm m MacDonald, Courtney thorn Smith. So you know,
Speaker 2: like a lot of times now talk shows they have
Speaker 2: one guest and then they leave and the next guest
Speaker 2: comes out back back in. Then from I don't know,
Speaker 2: maybe two thousand and prior, when a guest would come out,
Speaker 2: another guest would come out and you'd move over, just
Speaker 2: move over and right, and then that was like the
Speaker 2: Tonight Show Johnny Carson did like right. So Conan used
Speaker 2: to like have them leave, but Norm said, I'd like
Speaker 2: to stay for this next segment. So you know, Conan
Speaker 2: is a friend of Norms. He's like, sure you could stay,
Speaker 2: move over, move over, and he harassed in a funny
Speaker 2: way the movie she was promoting the people in the movie. Uh, brilliant.
Speaker 2: It's one of the funniest late night talk to interviews
Speaker 2: you've ever seen. Norm McDonald on Cornan O'Brien. I want
Speaker 2: to say like ninety four ninety five, but it's classic.
Speaker 2: And you'll see if he hasn't popped up on your feet,
Speaker 2: it should have go look that up. Yeah, oh, Norm McDonald,
Speaker 2: it's a legend, a legend, a legend in SNL. And
Speaker 2: by the way, SNL I said it once before, I'll
Speaker 2: say it again this last week's episode with Ryan Goslin.
Speaker 2: So funny. Don't miss it. The clips are on YouTube
Speaker 2: or cool. Did you say it prior? I don't remember
Speaker 2: you saying. Maybe I didn't say it on Slice time earlier.
Speaker 2: The Beams and butt heead sketch has gone worldwide viral.
Speaker 2: It's got like nine ten million. I don't think they're
Speaker 2: watching it in Moscow, but whatever, it is, well then
Speaker 2: whatever it is the United States viral that makes it
Speaker 2: even more impressive. It's popular. People watch so funny, you
Speaker 2: gotta watch it all right. What there was this weekend
Speaker 2: and a lot of people and it was because it
Speaker 2: was because Ryan broke character. They broke character every sketch
Speaker 2: and when they break and the other the other actors break,
Speaker 2: like Heidi Gardner break. Hate that. He hates it, but
Speaker 2: it's better for ratings and better for his show. And
Speaker 2: it shows, oh you know what, also displays It shows
Speaker 2: it's real, it's live, and it's what people want today.
Speaker 2: People want to see that because it's like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: and it makes it that much funnier. So I would
Speaker 2: have to disagree with Lauren on that it's only good
Speaker 2: if it happens once a season or like to each
Speaker 2: or twice if like the problem is like Jimmy Fallon
Speaker 2: and Horatio Sans would break every sketch, like every episode,
Speaker 2: Horatio Sands would come out and go, Hi, I'm your
Speaker 2: guest station. Horatio Sands could not keep a straight face
Speaker 2: even before he delivered lines, and Jimmy would crack up
Speaker 2: because the ratio Sands was cracking off, right, So sometimes
Speaker 2: it ruined the sketch. Most of the time, if they
Speaker 2: like this week, genuinely, it was hilarious. It was funny
Speaker 2: and clever sketch like she knew she couldn't. It was
Speaker 2: a Heidi Gardener was the host of the yea right,
Speaker 2: didn't want to turn around because she knew what they
Speaker 2: looked like. She knew the faces they were making like that,
Speaker 2: I knew, like yeah, And even the opening, the cold
Speaker 2: Open with Kate McKinnon. She was in it, you know,
Speaker 2: with all the physical comedy and it was so funny,
Speaker 2: but she was under this crotch and I'm not a
Speaker 2: huge fan of that. She was trying to get yeah,
Speaker 2: but still it was. It was a weird cold opening
Speaker 2: because it's a middle of the show sketch. Yeah, I know, right,
Speaker 2: And they didn't. They didn't. They broke from what they
Speaker 2: normally do. All right, we gotta take a break. We're
Speaker 2: way over all right, Well, you keep talking Glen Boys podcast.
Speaker 2: We will be right back. We got to talk about
Speaker 2: what you and I did together this week. We do
Speaker 2: scary tells me last week he's hey, David, listen, I
Speaker 2: got invited to this ultimate thing. If he described it
Speaker 2: any better. It would have been like, I'm going to
Speaker 2: the David Brody Fantasy Party, but you're not invited. That's
Speaker 2: basically what he did. Call me up and he says, hey, listen,
Speaker 2: I got invited to this eighty six Mets dinner. Eighty
Speaker 2: six Mets. If you're a Mets fan, it's only world
Speaker 2: series they've won in the past forty years, and to
Speaker 2: us it's a big deal. He says, I got invited
Speaker 2: to this eighty six Mets dinner. It's to honor Dwight Gooden,
Speaker 2: who's one of the greatest pitches of all time. They're
Speaker 2: retiring his number on Sunday. I'm going next Saturday. I
Speaker 2: can't take anybody. Just thought I let you know, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, well, I'm happy for you. That's that's great.
Speaker 2: Did we discussed this on last episode? How I How
Speaker 2: I told you about it? Did I tell you on
Speaker 2: the podcast? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, maybe, I'm not sure. I'm
Speaker 2: not sure if I did or not. Well, anyway, I
Speaker 2: was very jealous and I'm but a happy for him.
Speaker 2: I went and did not really disclose it to me.
Speaker 2: You kept it to yourself the whole time. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: happy for you. I'm not. I'm not gonna be like
Speaker 2: you fucking not taking me. Well, so Scary calls me
Speaker 2: up on Saturday Saturday afternoon and says, remember that thing
Speaker 2: I just got told? I can bring a plus one
Speaker 2: you want to go? So I thought about it for
Speaker 2: four seconds and I said, yeah, I'm going, absolutely. So
Speaker 2: I said what I always say, Hey, Scary, what are
Speaker 2: you wearing?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: No'm throwing a shirt with some jeans, maybe some shoes.
Speaker 2: Pause pause. Plus, by the way, let the record show.
Speaker 2: The record shows that I invited David Brody, and he
Speaker 2: was the first person in my mind to invite to
Speaker 2: an event. Okay, because slices are always accusing me, you're
Speaker 2: always doing shit without Brody? When are you gonna call?
Speaker 2: I had a great time, admittedly, but there is a
Speaker 2: difference between inviting me to a free thing you were
Speaker 2: invited to and saying, Hey, Brody, do you want to
Speaker 2: go to Costa Rica with me and my boys? Well, hey, Cody,
Speaker 2: we're going to a five hundred dollars a person steak dinner.
Speaker 2: But that the thing is, but you don't exist in
Speaker 2: that world. That doesn't make any sense for you because
Speaker 2: you don't invite me in that world. You never go
Speaker 2: to those things. I'm giving you something. I am giving
Speaker 2: you a grand Slam David Brody approved event, the event
Speaker 2: of a lifetime. What probably one of the top ten
Speaker 2: things you probably could do in life is doing this event. Well,
Speaker 2: it was fun to be a fun night. But his
Speaker 2: thing you brought up that the slices are gonna say,
Speaker 2: you never invite Brody, Right, So I finally invited you.
Speaker 2: But I invited you to something that I thought of
Speaker 2: you first for because it made the most sense for you, Like,
Speaker 2: there's no way I can go to this and have
Speaker 2: David Brody not be my plus wife. That's well, that's
Speaker 2: also why you invite because I said to you, you know, listen,
Speaker 2: you know I thanked you like eleven teen times, but
Speaker 2: I said to you, scary, You're, like Brodie, You the
Speaker 2: first person I thought of. I said, Scary, think about this.
Speaker 2: If you had invited anyone else, you know, besides me
Speaker 2: to this thing, I would have killed you. After we
Speaker 2: go to the World Series together, we go to playoffs together.
Speaker 2: I'm a Mets fan guy, right, so I appreciate it. Anyway,
Speaker 2: Why do you have the problem with the dress code?
Speaker 2: So scary says, I'm gonna throwing a shirt, button down,
Speaker 2: a shirt, maybe some shoes. I said, scary, don't Brooklyn
Speaker 2: dust coming man. So I said, don't do the jacket.
Speaker 2: He goes, If I do a jacket, it'll be over
Speaker 2: a regular shirt, no tie. I'll be casual. So I said, scary,
Speaker 2: I don't want to wear a jacket tonight. It's close,
Speaker 2: like forty degrees. I said, if I have to wear
Speaker 2: a sport jacket, I gotta wear a coat over the jacket.
Speaker 2: It'll be cold. I'd rather just wear a jacket over
Speaker 2: a nice shirt. Yeah, you're right. I don't know. I
Speaker 2: got a lot of shirts. I figure something out. Of course,
Speaker 2: I show up and Scary is wearing a jacket. What
Speaker 2: kind of jacket? Wasn't scary? It was Brooklyn Industrial, Yes
Speaker 2: it was. It was. It was a cool it was
Speaker 2: it was a red, it was a maroon jacket. But
Speaker 2: I was very casual. The rest of me, the rest
Speaker 2: of me was casual. I wore a button down shirt
Speaker 2: tucked in with jeans. Okay, so jeans and a jacket.
Speaker 2: But I wanted to dress it up a little bit
Speaker 2: because I figured, you know, Dwight Gooden is gonna have
Speaker 2: a jacket on. I gotta have a jacket. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: probably take a picture with the guy. I want us
Speaker 2: both to be in jackets. So there and we look
Speaker 2: good together in jackets for Dwight Gooden, So there's no
Speaker 2: problem with that anyway. I to wear a jacket, I wore.
Speaker 2: I wore a button down shirt and jeans, so no
Speaker 2: no jeans colored pants anyway. So it was. It was
Speaker 2: a Hill Country barbecue, which if you ever in Manhattan,
Speaker 2: go to r and also go to Hell Country Barbecue.
Speaker 2: Those are two favorites of the of the casual barbecue places.
Speaker 2: Go downstairs and it's all Mets players. It's all like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, there's Tip Tough, Oh my god, there's
Speaker 2: Howard Johnson, Oh my god, Roger McDowell, Rafael said town
Speaker 2: Jesse Roscoe one after the next, Gary Sheffield Broady got
Speaker 2: to calm down, you're too excited. Well yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 2: can I say this? No? No, stop right there? Yeah, yea, yeah,
Speaker 2: we're slices. We're in a room where it's only one
Speaker 2: hundred and twenty people. It's a private room. Was more
Speaker 2: than one hundred and fifty. Maybe point is you're gonna
Speaker 2: be there for four hours. You just walked in. You
Speaker 2: know you're gonna get FaceTime with these people if you want.
Speaker 2: It's one of those mingle events. No one's seated, and
Speaker 2: what's kind of hanging around is walking around. People are
Speaker 2: hanging at the bar, So you know, it's the kind
Speaker 2: of environment that's gonna lend itself. You don't have to
Speaker 2: be a fucking super crazy, whacked out fan to enter
Speaker 2: the room and within thirty seconds like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: Howard Johnson, Howard Johnson over there, wasn't like that, low
Speaker 2: your voice, Brody, We really just got here. You're gonna
Speaker 2: have a chance if you want to to probably have
Speaker 2: a conversation with the guy. And you ended up having
Speaker 2: talking to him. But the point is the thing I
Speaker 2: said I said to you was, Brody, dial it down,
Speaker 2: just bring it back. We just walk it back, right,
Speaker 2: let's just get settled in. We just we haven't been
Speaker 2: in the room thirty seconds and you already your eyes
Speaker 2: are darting across the room. They zipped off. What's going
Speaker 2: on over there? It's okay, It's gonna be okay. It
Speaker 2: wasn't like they were coming out of a limo and
Speaker 2: entering a venue and you had two seconds to shoot
Speaker 2: your shot. I'll tell you why I was acting that way.
Speaker 2: Number One, you don't recognize half the players. You don't. No,
Speaker 2: I recognized him and I and I recognized Ojo. Okay,
Speaker 2: So I was kind of like saying, scary, look at that.
Speaker 2: You don't know who that is, but that's who that is.
Speaker 2: Second of all, I wanted to I wanted to show
Speaker 2: you how excited I was and how appreciative I was
Speaker 2: to be there. So I was excited to be there,
Speaker 2: and I wanted you to know I wasn't taking it
Speaker 2: for granted. I wasn't like, you know, I'll go to
Speaker 2: the med thing with you. Oh yeah, I know. I
Speaker 2: wanted to show appreciation. So anyway, we're there maybe ten
Speaker 2: minutes and we're mingling whatever. First of all, we first
Speaker 2: walked in the door. This this young girl. Why I say,
Speaker 2: she's in nineteen twenty. Uh, she's taken the she's your name,
Speaker 2: she's sixteen, she's in high school looking at college towers
Speaker 2: over both of us like six She was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: very nice girl. Anyway, I think her hair was longer
Speaker 2: than I'm tall. So she's like, oh my god. Because
Speaker 2: big fan. Scary goes, I'm checking in. My name is
Speaker 2: Scary Scary Jones and she goes, oh my god, sy
Speaker 2: Jone's Now, look she's sixteen, so I'm figuring, you know,
Speaker 2: she looked young even if she was eighteen nineteen whatever.
Speaker 2: I haven't worked at the RATO station in two years.
Speaker 2: Most I'm not gonna like I'm just gonna like, you know, chill.
Speaker 2: So Scary does the very nice thing. He says, and
Speaker 2: this is Brody from the show, and she said, oh
Speaker 2: my god, I'm gonna listen every day. I'm gonna love
Speaker 2: you guys. So he took pictures. Whatever, it's very nice.
Speaker 2: For some reason, she posted the picture with Scary and
Speaker 2: tagged Scary and did not post a picture with Meke.
Speaker 2: But I'm not mad at before it. It is what it is.
Speaker 2: My point is we met. I don't know, Scary. How
Speaker 2: many people that weren't athletes did we talk to? Did
Speaker 2: we get to meet? Almost all of them? Have no clue.
Speaker 2: I don't work there anymore, right, no clue because they
Speaker 2: don't listen to I hope you guys at this point. No,
Speaker 2: I don't work there anymore. No, they do have people
Speaker 2: that listen to this podcast and then follow us every
Speaker 2: day day to day and listen to the fifteen minute
Speaker 2: morning Show. Those people are all fully aware, and maybe
Speaker 2: people that text the radio station for the most part,
Speaker 2: because those people are active listeners. I know everybody else,
Speaker 2: everybody else, the general public, seventeen million people who we've
Speaker 2: spoken to over the last twenty nine years, they don't
Speaker 2: Most people do not know that you do not work
Speaker 2: with the morning show anymore, Brody. So, in my opinion,
Speaker 2: my take on it is go with it. Who cares? Oh?
Speaker 2: I went with it? Don't no, no, because I would know.
Speaker 2: But this has happened five times before at different events
Speaker 2: that we went to. This was a bulk thing, even
Speaker 2: art show, And I'm like, Brody, they don't know you
Speaker 2: don't work there anymore. Most people don't listen to every
Speaker 2: show every day. Most people background noise and they listen. Okay, okay, continue.
Speaker 2: There were a lot of people there who worked for
Speaker 2: the Mets, for sports companies. They don't know, they don't know.
Speaker 2: Shut up, shut up, they don't know. And the words
Speaker 2: of Scary Jones, dial it down a bit, dilot down. Okay, continue, Brody.
Speaker 2: People were offering me all kinds of things. Ah please, yeah, hello,
Speaker 2: it's my favorite radio today. You guys want to come
Speaker 2: to a game. You want to come to this, you
Speaker 2: want to come to that? Great, here's my card. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I I call it a live omission. I wasn't gonna
Speaker 2: be like, nah, you don't want to invite me to
Speaker 2: the game because I don't work there anymore. I was
Speaker 2: just like, yeah, cool, no problem ill I failed to
Speaker 2: see it. I fail to see a problem there, right,
Speaker 2: So roll with it. Who cares? And you're not And
Speaker 2: you're not doing anything. You're not doing a bad thing
Speaker 2: by by not admitting it. It just because are you. Are
Speaker 2: they trying to say they're only going to invite you
Speaker 2: because you work with the station. No, they didn't utter
Speaker 2: those words. They know the point was their enthusiasm for me.
Speaker 2: I wasn't gonna dash it. So speaking of enthusiasm, I
Speaker 2: go over to the bar, scary like, oh I got
Speaker 2: I got a drink, We got drink tickets. I never
Speaker 2: used my drink tickets, but I went over and had
Speaker 2: like a gallon of a big jug of water with
Speaker 2: a spiggot spigett How do you supposed to spiggot s
Speaker 2: p I G E T yeah, you spigott. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: a good question. Uh. Anyway, Uh so I'm over there
Speaker 2: and I turned the spiggot knob and uh, by the way,
Speaker 2: it's it's ot spigot. And I turn this spigot and
Speaker 2: the water is filling up my cup and it's very
Speaker 2: slow water. It's like it's not like it's gonna take
Speaker 2: like forty seconds to fill the cup up. So I'm
Speaker 2: standing there holding the cup under this pigot, and I'm
Speaker 2: at the end of the bar where the puller of
Speaker 2: the picture of the big thing of water is and
Speaker 2: I'm on the long side of the bar, all the
Speaker 2: way to the right. At the corner where I'm standing,
Speaker 2: the bar goes straight right, it makes it turn and
Speaker 2: goes straight and it's maybe five feet wide. Dwight Gooden,
Speaker 2: the guy that I'm most excited to see, one of
Speaker 2: the greatest pictures in Met's history, getting his number retired.
Speaker 2: The next day, he walks up next to me, but
Speaker 2: he's on the right side of the bar, like around
Speaker 2: the little turn of the corner. So I'm staring at
Speaker 2: the left side of his face. He's right there. And
Speaker 2: what do I do While I stare at him and
Speaker 2: I'm like, if he turns to me, I'm gonna say hi,
Speaker 2: but I'm not going to interrupt him because he's trying
Speaker 2: to get the bar ten his attention. Yeah, And as
Speaker 2: I'm staring at him, I realized my cup has filled
Speaker 2: up and more than filled up and is now overflowing
Speaker 2: onto the floor. Your cup had run over over And
Speaker 2: then as my shoes are getting wet, I go, oh shit,
Speaker 2: and I turn it off and I go oh shit.
Speaker 2: He turns to see what's going on. And now I'm like,
Speaker 2: I don't know what to say to him because I've
Speaker 2: covered myself in water. So I just kind of like
Speaker 2: nod and smile like hi, like a fangirl, which was
Speaker 2: not the most embarrassing thing that happened to either one
Speaker 2: of us that night, which we'll get to next. No,
Speaker 2: I can't wait, Sirian Brodie Man, Okay, I'll just take
Speaker 2: a fall. I'll take the fall on the next one, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Well so we were we were lining up for pictures.
Speaker 2: Well we already took. I took a picture with Dwight
Speaker 2: Good and we both did we both yet but but
Speaker 2: later at the end there were more formal pictures on
Speaker 2: the stage under the good lighting, and I'm like, I
Speaker 2: want to fucking go on there. So I went up
Speaker 2: on the stage. You were right behind me, Yeah, and
Speaker 2: I pose for a picture with Dwight and then I
Speaker 2: started exiting the stage. Yeah, now hold on before you
Speaker 2: say anything, I'm next in line. Yes, moment I go
Speaker 2: up to stand next to Dwight. Goodin Ye, our friend
Speaker 2: Harlan Harland has my camera. Harland the best, He's the
Speaker 2: Harland's the best. Shout out Harlan. Anyway, he's about to
Speaker 2: take my picture. He takes the picture and as he's
Speaker 2: taken it scary as going down the two steps at
Speaker 2: the edge of the stage to go back to the
Speaker 2: floor of the restaurant, and as yeah, now keep in
Speaker 2: mind it's only two steps, but the second step didn't know,
Speaker 2: this was not attached to the first step. It was
Speaker 2: put there so people didn't have to make a long
Speaker 2: stride down to the ground. So it was it was
Speaker 2: kind of like plywood with a little carpeting on it.
Speaker 2: It was a faux step. It was a fake step.
Speaker 2: So I'm staring at the camera and I'm goodness, staring
Speaker 2: at the camera, and I'm staring at and I'm staring
Speaker 2: at my phone gloating in the yeah, I mean in
Speaker 2: the afterglow as of what not watching where I'm walking.
Speaker 2: So as I'm like making sure my I'm smiling, I'm
Speaker 2: I'm looking at the camera the right way. I'm all nervous.
Speaker 2: How many chances I'm I going to get one step
Speaker 2: down at that? And I hear step? I step down once,
Speaker 2: and as I step the step comes comes apart from
Speaker 2: the stage and rolls forward like a like a log roll,
Speaker 2: and I and I fly backwards and my back hits
Speaker 2: the hits the top step of the stage, and my
Speaker 2: phone goes flying. I land like on my fucking back.
Speaker 2: The only thing that saved Scary from serious injury the
Speaker 2: red jacket. The red jacket. Okay, by the way, side note,
Speaker 2: I went for a workout today and everything seems to
Speaker 2: be fine, because thank god, you don't need to mention
Speaker 2: where you went for the workout, not letting you know anyway. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so things are good. I have a little bit of
Speaker 2: a bruise though, and a little bit of a pain.
Speaker 2: But anyway, so I say to Dwight, because now we're
Speaker 2: both looking, I'm like, are you I'm like scary. Okay.
Speaker 2: He's like, I get my phone. He's only concerned about
Speaker 2: getting his phone. And I'm like, I say, Dwight, he's
Speaker 2: my friend. He okay, is like yeah, I'm okay. I'm like, okay.
Speaker 2: So when I get my picture back, it's Dwight looking
Speaker 2: off to his right as he's looking at scary fall
Speaker 2: in my picture. So my picture with Dwight Gooden has
Speaker 2: him looking off to the right watching scary fall down
Speaker 2: the stairs. Brodie's only moment forty years since he to
Speaker 2: get a picture with him, and Dwight's eyes are off
Speaker 2: to the left. They're off to the right of the right,
Speaker 2: right ear left. I looked at my picture. I'm like,
Speaker 2: let me look at my picture, and he's looking to
Speaker 2: the side. He's scary falling during the picture. But luckily,
Speaker 2: lucky for you, you took a better picture with him earlier
Speaker 2: in the evening. Yes, I took a better picture earlier,
Speaker 2: and then I asked him. I went back and I
Speaker 2: got it. I went and took another picture. But the
Speaker 2: point was, had it not been a casual event that
Speaker 2: been my only picture, I'm pissed. But here's the interesting thing.
Speaker 2: While Dwight was looking to the right to watch scary
Speaker 2: fall down the stairs. My eyes were locked on that
Speaker 2: camera the whole time. I never took my eyes off
Speaker 2: the camera, even though I heard the boom, because you
Speaker 2: don't care about your friend if after the flash went
Speaker 2: off on the camera, because that's when you started to
Speaker 2: get a little concerned. Once the flash went off, I
Speaker 2: was already on my feet. Three people helped me up,
Speaker 2: and two guys pulled cards on me and said, I'm
Speaker 2: a lawyer, you need my help. I I I love
Speaker 2: how two guys come with their business cards extending I
Speaker 2: did come out there extending their hands for me to
Speaker 2: get up, but instead they hand me a card. Hi,
Speaker 2: I'm a lawyer. If you need anything. White must have
Speaker 2: turned his head when you went like that. I turned
Speaker 2: my head after the flash, so I saw the second
Speaker 2: bounce and the step move, so I saw you go boom, boom.
Speaker 2: I heard. I saw the second boom and the feet
Speaker 2: the feet fly in the step move. And then that's
Speaker 2: when I asked, if you're okay. I didn't see the
Speaker 2: fall down, but he did because my pictures of him
Speaker 2: turning his head. Thank god, I was okay. I walked away.
Speaker 2: I laughed, but It was so embarrassing because if you
Speaker 2: had gotten hurt, scary. Let me just say this as
Speaker 2: your friend. The thing I would have remembered most about
Speaker 2: that night is that I got a picture it. Dwy
Speaker 2: couldn't wow. Wow, I'm kidding. They would have been the
Speaker 2: water incident. Yeah. So, speaking of the Mets, this came
Speaker 2: up on the air on The Big Show a little earlier,
Speaker 2: and Berdie, I want your opinion on Okay, do we
Speaker 2: want to talk about after after? What we talk about?
Speaker 2: The guy who tried to correct me, The guy who
Speaker 2: tried to correct you at me when I gave it
Speaker 2: when I asked the question of the Mets. Oh is that? Okay?
Speaker 2: If you want to get later, I'll get no. No,
Speaker 2: you can if you want. I just okay because of
Speaker 2: who I am and where I used to wind Brodie. Okay,
Speaker 2: here's the Brodie didn't know it all segment. He is
Speaker 2: he they don't know, don't you ange, David Brody, that's
Speaker 2: the name of this. Well he didn't know he was
Speaker 2: fucking with, But go ahead, Okay. So Howard Johnson played
Speaker 2: for the Mets. He won a World Series with the
Speaker 2: eighty six Mets. Yep. But he also won a World
Speaker 2: Series with the eighty four Tigers, right, So the Tigers
Speaker 2: after he won the World Series traded him to the Mets.
Speaker 2: So I asked him a question. I said, you know
Speaker 2: you you won the World Series in nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 2: And before I could finish my thought, some guy in
Speaker 2: the back goes, he won an eighty six. So I
Speaker 2: turn around and go, he won an eighty four with
Speaker 2: the Tigers. But thanks for the correction, You're wrong, And
Speaker 2: I got a big laugh, and Hojo pointed at me
Speaker 2: when he's right, because because I you know, I know
Speaker 2: what I'm talking about, so don't correct me. Yea in
Speaker 2: the middle of his question, when the guy just jumped out,
Speaker 2: I'm learning, okay, Lesson Brody's never wrong, No, no, who never Brody? Was? No?
Speaker 2: I wrong? They bet a fan event for the eighty
Speaker 2: six Mets. I'm there. You don't think I know what
Speaker 2: fucking year they won the World SI? I know, I know,
Speaker 2: I know, but you know that's all I mean in
Speaker 2: my head when you said nineteen eighty four, I was
Speaker 2: questioning it, but I didn't shout it out because I'm like,
Speaker 2: he must have won with another team before, so whatever.
Speaker 2: But people don't have that filter. Okay, go on with
Speaker 2: your story. Quite No, it's more of a quandary. But
Speaker 2: what what Because I was gonna tell you that my
Speaker 2: most like the water was not my most embarrassing moment
Speaker 2: of the night, nor was you falling down the steps.
Speaker 2: So I'll tell that story later, but I want to
Speaker 2: hear what the quandry was. So last week, if you recall,
Speaker 2: I don't know if I spoke about it on the podcast,
Speaker 2: Elvis invited me to the Mets game and he's like, hey,
Speaker 2: let's go see a game. And I'm like, great, try
Speaker 2: good seats behind home played or whatever his husband Alex,
Speaker 2: and then and then the game got rained out, and
Speaker 2: the tickets for that game, because several games got rained
Speaker 2: out because it was a bad stretch of weather, the
Speaker 2: tickets for that game were physically refunded as vouchers. That way,
Speaker 2: it wasn't going to be like, you're invited to this
Speaker 2: other makeup game. It was here's you are now able
Speaker 2: to pick any tickets you want for the rest of
Speaker 2: the season, and except for the Subway series, right, I
Speaker 2: can't go to a met Yankee game, right right. So
Speaker 2: so basically that was the end of that and that
Speaker 2: was n was swept under the rug, and that was like, okay, okay,
Speaker 2: we're gon, We're good. That's what I tell you. Though
Speaker 2: the day before that, that morning, that morning, well, if
Speaker 2: it gets rained out, maybe the game will be tomorrow night.
Speaker 2: And I said, this is convoluting the whole conversation. It
Speaker 2: doesn't not convoluted because I said to you, if it
Speaker 2: gets rained out, they can't make the game up. There's
Speaker 2: no more games left in the week, right, so which
Speaker 2: means they're gonna have to reschedule. I said, you may
Speaker 2: be shed a luck. Well yeah, well that that that
Speaker 2: that's the that's the crux of this conversation is what
Speaker 2: you said. You said, Elvis doesn't really owe you a
Speaker 2: game because it's it's said and done. But I'm like,
Speaker 2: but in my head, I'm like thinking, like, wait a second,
Speaker 2: the intention was to hang out with me at a game.
Speaker 2: Let's go to a game. But if it got rained
Speaker 2: out and the money was refunded, maybe we'll use those
Speaker 2: vouchers for a future game. But you know what, Elvis
Speaker 2: gets credit for trying to take it to a game.
Speaker 2: It's on his fall that got reined out. But you're
Speaker 2: so you're of the mind that that okay. So we're
Speaker 2: not going to go to a game now, So that's it.
Speaker 2: That was a one time. He still should take you
Speaker 2: to a game. What I'm saying is right, he doesn't.
Speaker 2: He's not going to take you to a game. Well,
Speaker 2: in his mind, he's thinking, I don't know your game.
Speaker 2: I took you to a game, right, well, the tickets.
Speaker 2: It came up on the air, I asked, I asked
Speaker 2: it on the radio to hear similarity slices with us
Speaker 2: is going well, okay, so go ahead, go ahead, So
Speaker 2: I said, does Elvis, Oh, here's the word, Oh owe
Speaker 2: me a game? And because we couldn't go and then
Speaker 2: the answer, well, Gandhi Jump jumped right up and says,
Speaker 2: I hate say this because Ela was like, I don't
Speaker 2: know I'm a game. I owe am nothing. It was
Speaker 2: he made an attempt to take he was and then whatever,
Speaker 2: it's all right, maybe we will, maybe we won't, but
Speaker 2: we don't have to definitely reschedule. So God, He's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: he owes you, he owes you a game. And then
Speaker 2: I was about to say yeah, thanks, but m what
Speaker 2: came to my mind immediately, uh huh, yeah, was that.
Speaker 2: Wait a second. I if I say that he owes
Speaker 2: me a game, then someone somewhere down the road is
Speaker 2: going to say that I owe Brody a steak dinner.
Speaker 2: So I said no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh.
Speaker 2: It was a strong word. He doesn't owe me a game.
Speaker 2: I just thought that maybe we could get to get anyway,
Speaker 2: it became the same thing I had to easily. Elvis
Speaker 2: can pull skiery and say what I boy and tickets
Speaker 2: to a game. It's not my faull. It got rained out.
Speaker 2: I made the attempt. I put forth the money. My
Speaker 2: intention was to take you and buy you the ticket,
Speaker 2: but the weather happened. The only difference here is that
Speaker 2: I could say is you still got the experience of
Speaker 2: the state dinner and I did not get the experience
Speaker 2: of the game. So it's really not the same thing.
Speaker 2: Hold on, let me ask you a question. If Elvis
Speaker 2: says I'm going to take you to a game, yeah, right,
Speaker 2: and then at the last minute he says, you know what,
Speaker 2: I'm not feeling, Well, I'm not gonna go. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: sell the tickets, not going. But then a buddy that
Speaker 2: you were going to take, or someone you you post
Speaker 2: on Twitter not going to the game tonight. Someone from
Speaker 2: the Mets calls you up and says, you know what,
Speaker 2: come as our guest tonight. So you go to the
Speaker 2: game that night because going to take you separate invite.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't have gone to the game that night except
Speaker 2: that Elvis was going to take you. Uh so you
Speaker 2: got someone to buy you a ticket to the game
Speaker 2: only because Elvis was trying to take you. But then
Speaker 2: he at the last minute, something happened. Now how it
Speaker 2: feels your fuck However, here's the Here's what Elvis did.
Speaker 2: Because Elvis is the man, he said, I'm gonna do
Speaker 2: one better. He goes a SHOT's better. No, because at
Speaker 2: the same well, at that moment, Greg t the Jersey Kid,
Speaker 2: walked in from down the hall. He had heard the conversation.
Speaker 2: He came because he's his show is over an hour earlier, right,
Speaker 2: so he jumped in the studio live on air as
Speaker 2: we were having the conversation, and then and Danielle got involved.
Speaker 2: He goes talking about the Subway series. It came up,
Speaker 2: and then Danielle' was like, you know what, I led
Speaker 2: to go to a Yankee game, Yankee Mets. All right,
Speaker 2: So Elvis is like, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take you, Danielle Scary and Greg t. The
Speaker 2: four of us. We're gonna go to the Subway Series game,
Speaker 2: one of the Subway Series games. So he's gonna make
Speaker 2: it up to me. He doesn't owe it to me.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be very clear, he does not owe me
Speaker 2: a game. But the four of us are now gonna
Speaker 2: go probably see the Yankees play the Mets or the
Speaker 2: Mets play the Yankees at Yankee Stadium in July because
Speaker 2: the Yankees and Cedy Field fall during our vacation. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I will. I'll probably be out of time. Here's
Speaker 2: what I'll say. Very generous of Elvis, isn't that? But
Speaker 2: that's a man of his word right there. No, it's
Speaker 2: a man who decided to do something completely different. Why
Speaker 2: he had an opportunity to do a little bonding with Elvis.
Speaker 2: You and Elvis go to a Mets game, right, it
Speaker 2: was your gift. Now you're all getting it. You know
Speaker 2: you're not gonna have Elvis time. I don't well I
Speaker 2: don't need that. I mean have Greg tea time now
Speaker 2: for three hours. Yeah, but it's it's it's actually old
Speaker 2: friends Oge's coming together to hang out for a night.
Speaker 2: It'll be a great and I'm okay with that. I
Speaker 2: think I think necessarily need Elvis all to myself. It's
Speaker 2: somebody in time with Elvis. Is that what I'm meaning?
Speaker 2: You're not hearing now, you're putting words in my mouth.
Speaker 2: That's what I heard. No, I just I would have
Speaker 2: been fined either way. But I'll take what I can get.
Speaker 2: And it's the goddamn Okay. So with the three of
Speaker 2: you guys going with Elvis, who's responsible for telling him
Speaker 2: what's going on? What do you mean, Oh, at the game? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was following. I was follows baseball. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. No,
Speaker 2: he knows. Got that off my chest. But hey, I
Speaker 2: saw something on Facebook. Two things I want I want
Speaker 2: to share with you. One of was Facebook. One was Instagram.
Speaker 2: You know what I told you? They have like quizzes.
Speaker 2: You know I did like some of the number ones
Speaker 2: for you. Yes, So one of the ones that was
Speaker 2: on my Facebook page, I clicked it because I was
Speaker 2: I don't know, I'm an idiot. It said name us,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give it to you. Scary, very quickly, name
Speaker 2: a state with no E in the name. Name a
Speaker 2: state with no E and it's not a trick question, right,
Speaker 2: Just name a state. Name of state with no E Montana? Okay.
Speaker 2: The second one wrote New Jersey. Oh, I'm okay, obviously stup.
Speaker 2: But what it was? What am I supposed to do
Speaker 2: with that? No, I'm just saying that's how that's how
Speaker 2: stupid people are. There's two weeks there's three e's in
Speaker 2: New Jersey. Yeah, okay, yeah, people at people are people
Speaker 2: are fucking idiots? Yeah, some people. That's my point. I
Speaker 2: gotta give a shout out to my boy Jetski Bryan,
Speaker 2: God love him. Okay, So, yeah it is, and he's
Speaker 2: getting ready. He's he's unloading all the New se dudes
Speaker 2: the sea do jet Skis. He went to go see
Speaker 2: the Bob Marley One Love Movie a few weeks ago
Speaker 2: in theaters. Okay. I think it's streams as of next week, yeah,
Speaker 2: or maybe streaming now. It's it's very funny to me
Speaker 2: because when you think of Bob Marley and you think
Speaker 2: of a movie like that, you think of people going
Speaker 2: to the film stoned, and there's a lot of stoners.
Speaker 2: I mean Obviously there's a lot of people that go
Speaker 2: that don't smoke, but you definitely know there's some stoners
Speaker 2: in that crowd. I would imagine in a couple of years. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and Brian very big stoner. He went, he went to
Speaker 2: see the movie a few weeks ago, totally high, like
Speaker 2: off his off his rocker, The White Guy. Okay. He
Speaker 2: sits in the theater watching it for about he might have,
Speaker 2: you know, come a few minutes late because it just started.
Speaker 2: So he sat down. Half hour later, the credits start
Speaker 2: rolling up the screen. Was he watching Godzilla? No, and
Speaker 2: he was playing in two different theaters, and he went
Speaker 2: into the theater where it was like more than halfway through,
Speaker 2: and he was like, notice he didn't notice. He was like, huh,
Speaker 2: it's like this, this is a short movie. And he
Speaker 2: just left and he went back home. And then he
Speaker 2: realized the movies well over an hour and a half whatever,
Speaker 2: and he goes, so now he's gonna watch it streaming
Speaker 2: because he didn't realize it didn't occur to him. He
Speaker 2: was in the row. He went to sit down, saw
Speaker 2: like a quarter love. It's pretty much a quarter of love.
Speaker 2: But my favorite is it didn't occur to him, to
Speaker 2: him that he missed the beginning of the movie and
Speaker 2: all the chopping. Yeah, just figured it, you know, he
Speaker 2: he figured that, you know, he missed five minutes, but
Speaker 2: man and and then it didn't registered. I also think
Speaker 2: that he was so high he lost concept at time,
Speaker 2: because maybe that was you know what, maybe he saw
Speaker 2: the whole movie and just doesn't remember most of it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's hilarious. Hey, I went to the movies with the
Speaker 2: same people, by the way, where the kid maybe sitting
Speaker 2: in the back. Oh yeah, how'd that go? Well, so
Speaker 2: we went to see uh, god Godzilla and Kong. I
Speaker 2: think that's the last movie we saw. Yeah. Yeah, the
Speaker 2: seat incident was a done Dune two, which was you
Speaker 2: know anyway, went to see Godzilla X Kong however you
Speaker 2: want to pronounce it, and he was in the back
Speaker 2: seat this time, so total respect paid. I don't know
Speaker 2: if you heard the podcast. By the way, it's called
Speaker 2: Godzilla Kang. Well there's an X there, done me anything,
Speaker 2: it's silent. I did the commercials for it. Oh all right, anyway,
Speaker 2: Godzilla Kong. So I had a coupon for AMC theaters
Speaker 2: that I had used once before. It was for a
Speaker 2: free regular popcorn. So in the theater near me, it's
Speaker 2: a dine in theater, they have waiter service now like
Speaker 2: an eyepic. I don't know. I've never been to the eyepic.
Speaker 2: I know what it is, but yeah, they have waited
Speaker 2: same concept. Well, they don't even have a concession stougie
Speaker 2: bougie theater. Yeah, but it's not a boogie theater. The
Speaker 2: clientele is far from bougie anyway. So in this particular theater,
Speaker 2: you give them whatever coupons you order your food, but
Speaker 2: you can get popcorn at the beginning. And there's a
Speaker 2: big counter like with three ledges with heat lamps. You
Speaker 2: go over and you get your popcorn. Okay, but there's
Speaker 2: no one to give the coupon too that you got
Speaker 2: a free popcorn. So I told the ticket taker. He's
Speaker 2: like a whatever man, just keep the coupon. I'm a
Speaker 2: god great. So we go to Now on the coupon
Speaker 2: it says good for one free regular popcorn. You can
Speaker 2: pay to upgrade to a large. Now you know the
Speaker 2: popcorn scam, right, We've talked about this. Of course, they
Speaker 2: deliberately make the big popcorn only a little bit more money,
Speaker 2: so you go, I don't want the small, I get
Speaker 2: the medium. Then you go, geez, for a dollar more,
Speaker 2: I can get another fucking twice as much. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: why it's called medium pricing. Is that what it is
Speaker 2: as a name for? Forgot the name of it? Well,
Speaker 2: you're you're you automatically, you were like, I'm gonna get
Speaker 2: a small. You're like, but the small is so small.
Speaker 2: I get the medium and they make the lodge just
Speaker 2: a little bit more at dollar twenty, and you're like,
Speaker 2: get trust me, the extra popcorn you get cost them
Speaker 2: less than a dollar twenty. They're making more money. So
Speaker 2: I go up to the counter and I say to
Speaker 2: the girl, I don't want to get a free popcorn,
Speaker 2: but I'm gonna upgrade to a large, so just charge me,
Speaker 2: you know, whatever the difference is. I said, what's different
Speaker 2: to the medium at large? Because there was a rotating board.
Speaker 2: It wasn't on the screen, so we wait for it.
Speaker 2: It's like a dollar twenty. I said, okay, great, I'll
Speaker 2: take the large. So I give her a coupon and
Speaker 2: she takes the coupon, She looks at it, she reads it,
Speaker 2: She walks over to the to the popcorn, takes a
Speaker 2: a regular popcorn cup, scoops it and hands it to me.
Speaker 2: I said, no, no, I want the large. I don't
Speaker 2: want to pay the extra. No, this coupon is for
Speaker 2: a regular. I said, no, I understand that. But the
Speaker 2: coupon on the look at the coupon right there, big letters,
Speaker 2: big letters, and says you can pay to upgrade. Oh,
Speaker 2: I don't know how to do that. And she's staring
Speaker 2: at me. So I said, okay, but I want the large.
Speaker 2: So can you ring me up for a dollar coupon
Speaker 2: that you got for free? Anyway, you just take you
Speaker 2: just take advantage of the system. At this point, hold on,
Speaker 2: I want to pay for the large. I want to
Speaker 2: give them money, so I don't have a free I
Speaker 2: want to give them something. Okay. So she says, I
Speaker 2: don't know how to do it, and she's staring at me.
Speaker 2: So I said, do you think maybe you can ask someone?
Speaker 2: So she says, all right, hold on, and she goes
Speaker 2: and she's she's talking to a guy with a headset
Speaker 2: on and he can't hear her because his headsets on,
Speaker 2: and she's yelling and he takes his head and she's like,
Speaker 2: I gotta ring out the cut and he takes the
Speaker 2: headphones off. Fine, here's her, he says something to herd
Speaker 2: looks at the coupon. She comes back and she does, okay,
Speaker 2: hold on. She gets the giant bucket of popcorn, brings
Speaker 2: it over to me, and I say, great, here's my
Speaker 2: credit card. No, neither one of us knows how to
Speaker 2: ring it up. Just take it now. You can use
Speaker 2: it again next time. Yeah. So I got the coupon back,
Speaker 2: and then I got a free launch popcorn because she
Speaker 2: didn't how to ring it up, so like, just take it,
Speaker 2: just take it. It's not worth my drama. I'm eighteen
Speaker 2: years old selling popcorn a beer. Take it's like a
Speaker 2: beer can on a string. Pull give me that back.
Speaker 2: So I got the coupon back. That's awesome, but it
Speaker 2: was like, I don't know. She looked at me like
Speaker 2: I don't know how to do that. It's like when
Speaker 2: I bring the expensive bottle of wine to the Byob
Speaker 2: restaurant with my friends. It's same concept, but I wait
Speaker 2: until the very end, and when we're all filled up
Speaker 2: on wine, when we was like, oh, we're at the
Speaker 2: end of the meal. Oh, oh you know what, I
Speaker 2: guess you don't want to open the silver Oak or
Speaker 2: the amos. I guess I'll take it back. I went
Speaker 2: back and forth three different times to my to the
Speaker 2: b YO, and I got the you get the credit
Speaker 2: every time from bringing the expensive bottle. Because I brought
Speaker 2: the expensive bottle of wine. We were going to save
Speaker 2: it till the end. And it's out and we're talking
Speaker 2: about other things, and meanwhile other bottles are being popped,
Speaker 2: other people's bottles. What do you drinking? So why don't
Speaker 2: they say, why, where's scary? Where's your bottle? Because well,
Speaker 2: the third time Anthony Falco got me, he's like, I
Speaker 2: see what you're doing. Go see your time? No joish
Speaker 2: Anthony Falco, excuse me, of course you could scary. I
Speaker 2: I know the last three times we went out to
Speaker 2: Meo and these restaurants, you brought the silver Oak. And
Speaker 2: somehow he just got Oh, Siri thinks I'm talking to her.
Speaker 2: Hey Siri, stop because I said scary. My series starting activity.
Speaker 2: So Falco's so he knew he was onto my you know,
Speaker 2: where's the silver Oak?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Okay, you know what, bring it next time. There's only
Speaker 2: so many bring it next times, you get until this
Speaker 2: time this time he's like, we're gonna we're gonna lead
Speaker 2: with that one. We're opening the silver Oak right now.
Speaker 2: You can't you can't have the look the other three
Speaker 2: times you brought your own wine, where was the bottle?
Speaker 2: While everyone's putting out that bottle. The thing is, those
Speaker 2: were twelve to sixteen person dinners, so there was just
Speaker 2: an onslaught of bottles. There were bottles all over the table.
Speaker 2: Levis under the table in case anyone notices, No, I
Speaker 2: bet you on the table. But then I turned the
Speaker 2: label the other way when no one's looking so far.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I look up turning into me. Look up
Speaker 2: the brody move yeah, look up silver oak, dude, silver
Speaker 2: Oak's expensive. Let mean check out? What what kind of one
Speaker 2: is it? White? Silver, red, silver oak. It's I think
Speaker 2: it's one of the California California cab Yes, he was
Speaker 2: kilver Oak California cabinet. Pretty sure. Anyway, it's like seventy eight.
Speaker 2: Oh whoa what like ninety dollars?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: How much? How much I'm finding it on wine dot
Speaker 2: com for one hundred everywhere else? Dude, there's one here
Speaker 2: for six fifty in Instagram. Oh no, no, dude, it
Speaker 2: was a ninety dollars bottle of wine when I paid
Speaker 2: ninety bucks for it. All right, well, there must be
Speaker 2: a large which is very, very expensive. So I figured,
Speaker 2: why would you bring one hundred dollars bottle of wine?
Speaker 2: Because I didn't want to spend an Italian restaurant. I
Speaker 2: didn't want to spend money. And it was the only
Speaker 2: one in my cabinet. So and it was given to
Speaker 2: me as a gift. Oh, it was only one in
Speaker 2: your cabinet. Yeah, So I said, fuck it. So so
Speaker 2: I kept bringing to these dinners and they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: scary with the silver oak. Yeah, and everybody else started
Speaker 2: and remembered. Nobody remembered. And I went through three dinners
Speaker 2: that way and then and then Falco caught me. He goes,
Speaker 2: He goes, I know what you're doing there, because that's
Speaker 2: that same bottle you bought for the last two dinners.
Speaker 2: We never went, Ah, you fuck. He goes, We're gonna
Speaker 2: start with that one, and he called the waiter over. Yeah,
Speaker 2: uncorked this one first. Good fuck, you got what you deserved.
Speaker 2: So I've been doing a lot of dinners with my friends.
Speaker 2: That wine story you told before the commercial break hilarious
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to try that. You should definitely do it.
Speaker 2: I have another dude, I am turning into you. Oh good,
Speaker 2: you have a you know. Earlier in the week, I
Speaker 2: went out with Dave, you know, Sex on the way Daves,
Speaker 2: jet Ski, Bryan and Anthony Falco another dinner on another
Speaker 2: night to our buddy Sal's pizza. They just rebuilt, by
Speaker 2: the way, shout out to sALS in north Bergen. Instant
Speaker 2: an institute, but they burned down. I think you mean
Speaker 2: an institution, an institution, but they burned down and they rebuilt, Okay.
Speaker 2: And no, the fire didn't start from within the pizzeria.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, wink wink. No. It was several stores
Speaker 2: away and it burned down and it was just tray.
Speaker 2: It was tragic to see it go because it's it's
Speaker 2: the only thing on that whole strip that looks like,
Speaker 2: you know, even that looks like it's fifty sixty years old.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's did the test of time anyway, and
Speaker 2: you and you so yeah. So we're having dinner at
Speaker 2: the bar and then there was a birthday party going
Speaker 2: on at the table next to us, a table of
Speaker 2: like four six to six people. They celebrate the birthday
Speaker 2: with a huge, giant box of Respoli pastries. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: it were spolly if you know. You know. Anyway, here's
Speaker 2: the deal, Brody. The people they celebrate, they have a
Speaker 2: few pastries and they leave. They have a big tip
Speaker 2: and they walk out. They leave. Oh and a couple
Speaker 2: of people took some of the cookies in the pastries
Speaker 2: to go. They boxed it up, They box up what
Speaker 2: they wanted and they left. Brody not even kidding. There
Speaker 2: had to be no less than thirty pastries and cookies
Speaker 2: still in this box. It was one of those giant
Speaker 2: bos on the next table, on the next table sitting there.
Speaker 2: So me and my friends are looking at it. My
Speaker 2: friends and I fuck, yeah, I'm excited right now, I know,
Speaker 2: I know. I'm like, oh, there's Canoli's in there. They
Speaker 2: left the canoe's behind a minute. They took the gun,
Speaker 2: left the Canoli's exactly exactly. You stole my joke, you dick.
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't know I was going there anyway, Thank
Speaker 2: you Godfather. And they the lobster the lobster tails. Lobster tails, dude,
Speaker 2: what are these are pastries? In case you don't know,
Speaker 2: they got lobster tails. From what animal? What animal would
Speaker 2: leave a lobster tail behind? And and Pioli cookies, the
Speaker 2: seven Layer, the rain Rainbow cookies. So we look left
Speaker 2: and we look right like, yeah, fuck it, let's go.
Speaker 2: So I lead the way, and as soon as they
Speaker 2: take a canoli, my friends take pastries. And then the
Speaker 2: three four of the tables that were still there got
Speaker 2: up and took some pastries from the box. Question A
Speaker 2: would you ever do such a thing? I'm already on
Speaker 2: my way there to see if someone else did it. Okay,
Speaker 2: thank you. Well, well we put it up online as
Speaker 2: a pole, and more than half the people saying that said,
Speaker 2: he that's nasty. That's other people's food. They were man
Speaker 2: handling it. And I'm like, no, it's it's all in
Speaker 2: your head, bro, it's all in your head. Why would
Speaker 2: anyone say handle it? I said. People think, and they
Speaker 2: associate the fact that people were sitting around the canolis
Speaker 2: meant that it's it has the cooties and it has
Speaker 2: their germs on it. Truth be told, people don't go
Speaker 2: licking the fucking food. They didn't touch they they took
Speaker 2: what they wanted and everything was left behind. So it
Speaker 2: was perfectly good condition. There was no disgusting thing about it.
Speaker 2: There's no bodies accept the fact that it's food. I
Speaker 2: don't see you normally doing that. The scary Jones I
Speaker 2: know would have just ordered in, had like Uber eat
Speaker 2: send them another box. I was gonna say, they don't
Speaker 2: have her spoy pastries. It sells pizza and that's the thing.
Speaker 2: It was a special treat. So I'm like, fuck this,
Speaker 2: I'm going in. But then other people argued that was
Speaker 2: left for the staff. That was for the staff. No, no,
Speaker 2: they didn't leave it for the staff, because how did
Speaker 2: you That's rude. That was rude of you, scary How
Speaker 2: would for taking those pastries, because how do you know
Speaker 2: what they were for? I'm like, I don't know. Fucking
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes has gone by the paces taking them. No
Speaker 2: one's taking them. They're going to the garbage. And guess what.
Speaker 2: The waitresses and the bartenders came from around the bar
Speaker 2: after I got my grubby paws on those canolis, and
Speaker 2: they did the same thing. So everybody got to eat.
Speaker 2: There was no shortage of food that night. You know
Speaker 2: what's interesting the people. If some of the people say
Speaker 2: you can't eat that food, it's it's it's tainted, right,
Speaker 2: it's scankified. Yeah, but then they say leave it for
Speaker 2: the staff. Well, wait a minute, why should the staff
Speaker 2: eat the food if it's scankified. Either it is scankified
Speaker 2: or it's not because it's good. It's it's not good
Speaker 2: enough for me, but it's good enough for the staff.
Speaker 2: So I have to imagine the people that were there eating,
Speaker 2: celebrating the party right there, Their pastries are no more
Speaker 2: or less skanky. Then the people Scary goes to dinner with,
Speaker 2: it was I'm Scary's table. Then those Yankee people he
Speaker 2: goes to dinner with would have been would have been
Speaker 2: all that spit. Yeah, so there's no difference. I'll tell you.
Speaker 2: I went once went to uh uh, my wife and
Speaker 2: I went to a bring your own yeah in Jersey City.
Speaker 2: What's the place that? Uh? It's a for two guys names.
Speaker 2: It's like where the guy used to work, uh Vince.
Speaker 2: The guy looks like you, Yeah, been fourteen place, but
Speaker 2: been fourteen No, it was a two guys names like
Speaker 2: Mitchell and Mike. Was Anthony David Anthony David. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So we go there. We had a great night, best
Speaker 2: pete I've ever had in my life. It was a
Speaker 2: long time ago. But we brought a bottle of wine,
Speaker 2: which it was red wine. I don't drink red wine normally,
Speaker 2: so my wife loves red wine. And it was maybe
Speaker 2: like an inch left of red wine. And my wife's like,
Speaker 2: not gonna take it. It wasn't expensive wine. Letting me
Speaker 2: take the bottle home. The calk was long gone. We
Speaker 2: don't know where the caulk is. She didn't want to
Speaker 2: take it, and the people at the table like behind
Speaker 2: us to say, excuse us. We heard you say you're
Speaker 2: not going to finish that bottle. Can we have it? Yeah? Sure,
Speaker 2: why not? So they took our bottle and finished the bottle.
Speaker 2: Then they went to it. I saw them go up
Speaker 2: and get another table with someone left their bottle, and
Speaker 2: they went and took the bottle of wine from that table.
Speaker 2: No shame in that game. That's gonna go to waste
Speaker 2: unless people are drinking out of the bottle. There's no
Speaker 2: shame in that. And I will reiterate. They took pastries,
Speaker 2: the ones they wanted. They took them, they boxed them
Speaker 2: up and they took a few to go, so it
Speaker 2: was more than they could handle. I was happy to assist,
Speaker 2: no problem. Let me take a let me let me
Speaker 2: take that a step further though, Brody, you're you're in
Speaker 2: a hotel. You're walking down the hallway. You see that
Speaker 2: tray left out. I've done it many times. I've seen
Speaker 2: the trade for food. Fries, French fries. No, no French fries.
Speaker 2: Finger food no, no finger food. No, you wouldn't. You
Speaker 2: wouldn't need a floor fry. A floor fry. You mean
Speaker 2: you mean a put out in the hallway for a
Speaker 2: hallway fry, a hall a hall fry. No, I've seen
Speaker 2: like a hallway floor for fry, because those trays are
Speaker 2: on the floor in the hallway and you're walking down
Speaker 2: the hallway and then you see, okay, what about this.
Speaker 2: They have the mini bottles of glass heines ketchup. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've taken those. You've taken them if the seal is
Speaker 2: on them, seal, right, But you wouldn't be like huh
Speaker 2: and then pop one of those hinds ketchups open and
Speaker 2: then take a floor fry. And I'll tell you what
Speaker 2: I almost took, but I didn't take it for the
Speaker 2: chicken finger. No. Ronnie Scott, well, your boy Ronnie does
Speaker 2: that at Mets games. He would walk around eating chicken
Speaker 2: fingers out of the cups, and people love their chicken fingers.
Speaker 2: I was in a game when him I saw him doing.
Speaker 2: He's like, I know people did drink beer off the
Speaker 2: fucking floor. There's a cup of beer left. Yeah, fucked
Speaker 2: out and no alcohol kills gerums. People say yeah. Anyway,
Speaker 2: there was a bagel that was pre wrapped and it
Speaker 2: had cream cheese in it, but it was wrapped in
Speaker 2: soran rapped okay, And at first I was like, wait
Speaker 2: a minute, you can't close saran wrap perfectly the second time,
Speaker 2: which means it wasn't open right because it's perfectly closed.
Speaker 2: It's tightly wrapped. But then I thought, what if it
Speaker 2: was someone would like it was a sick bastard and
Speaker 2: like injected it with something. You could inject a bagel
Speaker 2: and you'd never know. So then I didn't eat it,
Speaker 2: but I almost did because it looked like you can't.
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna propose something to the slices now, because
Speaker 2: we never talked about this. I teased it, and they
Speaker 2: hate when I tease something I don't mention. And then
Speaker 2: we'll get out of here because we gotta wrap up.
Speaker 2: When I went to Scary's house, we ordered chicken fingers
Speaker 2: with biscuits and condiments. Right, that's when Scary didn't order
Speaker 2: me ketchup. He ordered a fucking honey mustard ranch. He
Speaker 2: knows I hate both of them. Organicville, Yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 2: missed that for you gotta go listen to Slice time
Speaker 2: for the last episode for two eighty two ninety one,
Speaker 2: we did bring on down the Organicville ketchup. Anyway, so
Speaker 2: we're packing the shirts and you know, so I have
Speaker 2: to go put money in my meter or I have
Speaker 2: to go and use the app and make sure I
Speaker 2: don't get a ticket. Right, you can't just do it
Speaker 2: from your house. It's a one minute, a one hour,
Speaker 2: two hour limit on the parking. Had to go down,
Speaker 2: move the car like two inches and then put you know,
Speaker 2: ad time. So I had to go downstairs. Well, I
Speaker 2: had left like in the box that the food came in.
Speaker 2: Scary gave me a plate. I had the box empty
Speaker 2: and from maybe my leftovers, and I had to chicken
Speaker 2: fingers on a plate with my My biscuit was a
Speaker 2: half eaten and some French fries on my plate. And
Speaker 2: I come back and Scary has with his hands, taken
Speaker 2: my biscuit, my fries, and my chicken fingers and put
Speaker 2: them into the tinfoil, into the box. I was consolidating,
Speaker 2: So I said, dude, what are you doing? He goes,
Speaker 2: I wanted to wash the plates, So I go, wait
Speaker 2: a minute. Did you pick up my food with your hands? Yeah? Why?
Speaker 2: They go? Did you wash your hands? No? Why? I said?
Speaker 2: You've been packing shirts from a warehouse for two hours
Speaker 2: with a magic marker. You're touching things in your apartment.
Speaker 2: You went to the bathroom to check the crack and
Speaker 2: you sink. I know you did that. Your man hunting
Speaker 2: my food. So my question is, slices, would you eat
Speaker 2: the food? He picked up French fries individually? Oh? Please?
Speaker 2: You fisted my fries? Did you? Did you? At least
Speaker 2: they weren't floor fries. Did you eat them? I had
Speaker 2: to put them in the oven to kill the germs.
Speaker 2: When I got okay, I see what you did, So slices,
Speaker 2: would you eat scaries? Fisted fries, fisted fries and his
Speaker 2: and his and his uh, his man handled biscuit and
Speaker 2: the chicken wings, the chicken fingers. Dude, don't touch other
Speaker 2: people's food. That's wrong. All right, one final note as
Speaker 2: we get out of here. I'm very happy CBS did
Speaker 2: the right thing re airing the Billy Joel concert. Do
Speaker 2: you not know how piano man ends? No? It was
Speaker 2: so that's it started. The concert, the Billy Joel one
Speaker 2: hundred Anniversary Concert, one hundredth, one hundredth performance at Mason
Speaker 2: Square Garden. It was a special on CBS on Sunday night,
Speaker 2: and it was supposed to be from nine pm to
Speaker 2: eleven pm. It ended up going, uh starting a half
Speaker 2: hour late, and at eleven thirty there was a hard cutoff.
Speaker 2: I was told it was an automatic switcher. Eleven eleven thirty, okay, okay?
Speaker 2: And and the and the middle of piano Man his most
Speaker 2: the song he's most known for it This fucking contract
Speaker 2: cuts to a local news tease coming up next on
Speaker 2: the news, and went from a hard cut. You know,
Speaker 2: I hate saying those words. I hate saying these words,
Speaker 2: but do better, come on, CBS. You know the fucking
Speaker 2: thing was late. Put someone make it turn it into
Speaker 2: manual mode and have someone hand hand change that. Don't
Speaker 2: put in let the auto switcher take Why are you
Speaker 2: saying it's manual mods fault? Why are you picking on
Speaker 2: that Manuel mode? Anyway, they're doing the right thing. Guess what,
Speaker 2: Billy wins because and his whole crew, because now just
Speaker 2: publicity for this huge poblicity, and now it's gonna reair
Speaker 2: again from uh this Friday night, redundant, redundant. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: gonna air Friday night. Yeah. Well, anyone anyone who has
Speaker 2: showtime can Paramount Plus, rather can go watch it at
Speaker 2: any moment on Paramount Plus. But they're gonna air the
Speaker 2: whole thing. You know what I would have done bo CBS.
Speaker 2: I would have reaired the minute and a half that
Speaker 2: was covered. That would have been a douche move. You're
Speaker 2: like song, You're a piano man. That's it. So all right,
Speaker 2: I love Billy. I'm going to Miami. Peace out boys
Speaker 2: Clays