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Speaker 1: Turn it on, turn it on. Hey, trying to make

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Speaker 1: That's how you want to start the show. Hey, why not? Man,

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Speaker 1: it's Monday. Might as well well. But they always do it.

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Speaker 1: When you're coming into some radio show, they'll say, turn

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Speaker 1: it up, turn it up. Big Nay, they didn't, Rick check.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, ye, turn it on, turn it on.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, man, whatever, it's Monday. I'm happy Arnold

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Speaker 1: is not with us. He's alive, but he's never in

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Speaker 1: on Mondays. Got too hungover on Broadway. Yeah, it's a

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Speaker 2: I hope you got some good stories from this weekend.

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Speaker 1: I hope the show isn't relying on that.

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Speaker 2: Oh all right, cool, Well that's a good, good podcast, guys.

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Speaker 2: We'll see tomorrow, see Wednesday. We're out, all right.

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Speaker 1: We gotta do it live. We're doing it live. Oh

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Speaker 1: the one too, so loser? What up? Everybody?

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Speaker 2: I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports. I

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Speaker 1: A sports genius, y'all. It's Sison. I'm from the North.

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Speaker 1: I'm an alpha male I live on the north side

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Speaker 1: just like the song Dirt Cheap Cody Johnson, and they're

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Speaker 1: All the ranchers and farmers, most of them have one

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Speaker 2: Okay, over to you, man. Man what a weekend? Let

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Speaker 2: me tell you action packed full of things going on.

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Speaker 2: So Friday we decide, hey, let's go to the pool.

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Speaker 2: I should go back to the pool. We should go

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Speaker 1: that's been a two for dude. We should get another

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Speaker 1: lift in. You know, we lifted this morning, we should

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Speaker 2: So we're there where we're getting ready and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: You got You're just freaking free wheeling it. Dude, trying

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Speaker 2: Well, it's like I said, it's the last week before kindergarten,

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Speaker 2: And my wife said to him. She goes, Bud, you

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm thinking that bowling alleys are usually packed, you

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Speaker 2: She said, yeah, for three people the shoes in one

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Speaker 1: Let's go from my side of town the bowling alleys. Man,

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Speaker 1: oh they do this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys just shoot cornstalks off them. Oh, got one,

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Speaker 1: No, that's not that. It's as you're going to my house,

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Speaker 1: there's some there ooh this you know, you just still

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Speaker 2: It smells like day old cigarettes. Yes, well, the kids

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Speaker 2: Then they have they choose which game do you want

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Speaker 2: He's like, hey, did you guys want to order some food?

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Speaker 2: Excuse me? He goes, yeah, yeah, you can order food

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Speaker 1: order some food to the lane? Uh? Are you talking

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Speaker 2: And so he hands me the menion. I'm like, we

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about. At some penias. And then no,

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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, yeah, can we order and he goes, I'll.

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Speaker 1: Bru back, honey, are you having any trouble here in

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Speaker 1: this guy? I said, is he just really quiet? Or

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Speaker 1: It's the new GM generation. They're all timid. Sometimes the

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Speaker 1: I'll say, hey, does your friend of any interest because

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Speaker 1: like it's a hard menu. It's not you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean, like, just come over and talk. Hey man,

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Speaker 1: how's going good? Look on your bowl? And blah blah blah.

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Speaker 1: I'll right back, all right, man.

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Speaker 2: So he comes back and I'm like, hey, this right here?

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Speaker 2: Can I can I can I sub you know, instead

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Speaker 2: a patty on that?

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Speaker 1: Let me go check? Yeah, I go whisper it to

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Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, twenty five minutes goes by.

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Speaker 1: He never comes back.

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Speaker 2: So I told him, I'm like, did he come back

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Speaker 2: and tell you that I can get that or can

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Speaker 2: I sub that? She goes no, the question went unanswered.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, cool, that's a way to deal with

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Speaker 2: And he comes back over, do you guys need anything else?

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm about that. He goes, I'll right back,

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Speaker 2: all right, cool man, Like he did talked the whole time.

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Speaker 2: That was how he talked the entire time, right.

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Speaker 1: And you're not getting a lot of out of him.

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Speaker 1: You're learning more from the menu than you are from him.

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Speaker 1: When he hands it down, he just throws it on

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Speaker 2: And he's trying to do that thing where you just

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Speaker 2: I mean he goes straight.

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Speaker 1: Up his nose. Peek. He peed on his own, damn

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Speaker 2: And he's like, it went up my nose, And so

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Speaker 2: And I'm just like, he's like, Dad, it's burning my nose,

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Speaker 1: Saw And you turned a complicated situation in real quick.

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Speaker 1: We just came in to go pee, and you peede

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Speaker 2: Oh god, No, I didn't want to tell them that

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Speaker 2: that hit off the forehead into the nose. All right,

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Speaker 2: let's go back out, and I don't even tell anybody

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Speaker 2: I'm like, you'll never believe it. She goes, what too

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Speaker 2: mean peeding his nose? He was doing the thing where

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Speaker 2: I mean straight up his nose. And she goes, that's incredible,

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Speaker 2: I said, And he looked at me and goes, dadd

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Speaker 2: it went on my nose. I'm like yeah, and I said,

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Speaker 2: more and he just wrote his name all he like

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Speaker 1: She goes, you clean the wall? Might No, what am

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's all over and it's and then when

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Speaker 2: there's just a puddle.

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Speaker 1: Down there where it all kind of came down the wall.

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Speaker 1: It's a bathroom. They got squeegee systems. They can just

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Speaker 1: get it all. They'll clean at the end of the night,

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Speaker 1: no problem. They've seen worse, it's a bowling alley. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So we bowl one game and I still I don't

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Speaker 2: you can you tell me how much time we have left?

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Speaker 2: She goes, Oh, it's in the orange up there on

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Speaker 2: thank you. Okay, So the second game, my wife and

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Speaker 2: I we sat out that way they could bowl more smart.

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Speaker 2: but there's a little like ramp that you can push

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Speaker 2: have to say ready set go. Then the wife has

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Speaker 2: at the same time, no, your turn, and he makes

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Speaker 2: you do it all over again.

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Speaker 1: That's how all the minutes evaporated.

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Speaker 2: That is how we wasted a lot of our time

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Speaker 2: bowl for an hour, way outrageous. Got piss up the nose,

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Speaker 1: Thank you guys for coming. No it comes on? Is

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Speaker 1: that gonna be it tonight? Yeah, it's gonna be it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: thanks man. Yeah, that's it man. We just get the check.

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Speaker 1: No rush on the check, just whenever you're ready.

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Speaker 2: All right, here you go here, just take the car

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Speaker 2: and comes bank goes you guys, have a good night.

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Speaker 1: What and it what in that big goodbye? I'm like

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Speaker 2: So we get in the car buggling in, buggling in,

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Speaker 2: and then my two year old's like, oh, dadda, I

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Speaker 2: what do you mean you just saw her? He goes

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Speaker 2: I just my teacher, Miss Samantha.

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Speaker 1: See the kids. Now that he doesn't have a way

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Speaker 1: current time. Right, He was thinking he just saw his teacher.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't know how to chronologically explain thing. No, that

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Speaker 1: Everything he does say is yesterday, yesterday we did this.

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Speaker 1: He didn't even know it. You need to stress when

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Speaker 2: So we get in the car, we drive home. Kids

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Speaker 1: I almost fell asleep on sixty five. Then the decision

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Speaker 1: we get home. They made wipes for that, and.

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Speaker 2: I decided, Man, it's already almost nine o'clock. I'm tired.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna turn in.

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Speaker 2: I'm like a little pea is good for the face.

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Speaker 1: Good night.

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Speaker 2: That was our Friday night, man, It's sterile. That was

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Speaker 2: our Friday night.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 2: That was Friday night with the boxes at the bowling alley.

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Speaker 1: Well, you guys tied one on.

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Speaker 2: We did tie one on, dude. It was pretty fun.

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Speaker 2: But after the break, tell you what happened on Saturday.

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Speaker 2: Right after this.

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Speaker 1: Nice Our three segments are your Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, I just just basically what we did

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna fill you in deep teas. In twenty minutes,

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Speaker 1: you'll hear what he did Sunday.

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Speaker 2: No, Sunday wasn't very exciting. Sunday we didn't do anything.

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Speaker 2: We just sat around watching the Olympics all day. But

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Speaker 2: no Saturday wake up rooting for USA? Are they rooting

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Speaker 2: for O their countries?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: USA, dude? They go bananas. They yell at the TV,

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Speaker 2: want to find something. If USA and competing, flip the channel,

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Speaker 2: find something that the USA is competing in.

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Speaker 1: See because I think because of the Bob Sled Jamaican

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Speaker 1: couple of years when I was younger. Just curious. The kids, though,

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Speaker 2: Oh USA, And every day they have their USA shirt

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Speaker 2: USA that we wore for Fourth of July. They made

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Speaker 2: got there, the guns out, they are ready to go.

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Speaker 1: Do they understand though, that USA on the TV is

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure if they tie it all in together.

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Speaker 2: They still are a little confused because they got right.

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Speaker 1: That's your job as a dad to tie all those loops.

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Speaker 2: They know we live in Tennessee, so they don't understand

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Speaker 1: They think they're part of the Tennessee Country. Well, they

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like when we go into when we went

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Speaker 2: and they're like, no, no, dubt, we're in Atlanta. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: yeh yeah, but it's Atlanta is a city in Georgia.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay.

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Speaker 2: state of Atlanta. No, no, no, well Data, well what

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Speaker 2: is Atlanta? Then it's a city. So there's a lot

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Speaker 2: So and then they just don't get it. They don't

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Speaker 1: The kid.

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Speaker 2: The kid would pee up his nose, got a little fever,

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Speaker 2: and I'm starting to think, oh God, I should have

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Speaker 2: just given him a bath. The piss got him sick.

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Speaker 2: So we're laying around watching TV and they're watching cartoons, like, guys,

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Speaker 2: you don't want to watch the Olympics. Like, okay, we'll

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Speaker 2: watch the Olympics. We turn it on. It's the women's

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Speaker 1: Golf was on not on Saturday.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't important, and they were about to go to

433
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:40,000
Speaker 2: extra time and They're like, Dad, we got to get

434
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,040
Speaker 2: our shirts. We gotta get our shirts. Run find their shirts,

435
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:46,679
Speaker 2: put them on. I go, I go get my USA

436
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:49,160
Speaker 2: soccer shirt. My wife is not home. She has gone

437
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,960
Speaker 2: to the elementary school because she has volunteered to help

438
00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:55,800
Speaker 2: decorate one of the bulletin boards on a Saturday. Dude,

439
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:59,800
Speaker 2: school starts tomorrow, so they have all these bulletin boards

440
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:02,040
Speaker 2: in the hallways that aren't decorated. So they sit down

441
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:04,719
Speaker 2: an email saying, Hey, are there any parents that can

442
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:08,359
Speaker 2: come volunteer on Saturday and help decorate so we can

443
00:20:08,359 --> 00:20:10,320
Speaker 2: get the school ready for the first day of school.

444
00:20:10,359 --> 00:20:12,840
Speaker 2: Put up sword loser stuff. It's what I was thinking.

445
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,919
Speaker 2: She'd put a link to the pod or put you know,

446
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,720
Speaker 2: sign up for Coaches Convention four on the Bulting board.

447
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:22,239
Speaker 2: But you know, my wife eager beaver, you know what

448
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:25,119
Speaker 2: I mean, she's gonna sign up to go help be

449
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,280
Speaker 2: So we turn on the We turn on the game

450
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:30,240
Speaker 2: and it's back and forth, back and forth. Then Trinity

451
00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:32,800
Speaker 2: ron get forth. It was zero zero no, but there

452
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,880
Speaker 2: was action, back and forth, back and forth, and Trinity

453
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:39,680
Speaker 2: Robin Rodman gets it on the right side, cuts back left.

454
00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:40,840
Speaker 1: Left footed.

455
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:45,720
Speaker 2: I mean absolute beauty of a shot, just a world

456
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:55,719
Speaker 2: class good. Boys are going bananas. They are jumping up

457
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:58,400
Speaker 2: and down on the couch. They think it's trampoline. I'm like, guys,

458
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,240
Speaker 2: that is not a trampoline, right, but that yeah, we

459
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:03,240
Speaker 2: watched trampoline on TV. Get off the sectional and they

460
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:06,360
Speaker 2: are jumping up and down. We're going crazy. USA wins.

461
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:09,440
Speaker 2: It's about ten thirty in the morning and I get

462
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:14,160
Speaker 2: a text from my wife. She goes, hey, Kevin's mom

463
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:17,520
Speaker 2: just texted and said, Hey, any chance you guys want

464
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:20,560
Speaker 2: to go to see Monster Trucks today. We got some

465
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:23,400
Speaker 2: extra tickets. We got a suite for the monster jam dude,

466
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,600
Speaker 2: I was born the wrong neighborhood as a kid. You

467
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:30,200
Speaker 2: guys just pass around tickets, pass around pool invites. It's amazing.

468
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:33,879
Speaker 2: And so I'm like, well, I mean, one kid has

469
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:36,159
Speaker 2: a fever. We can just give him some Motron. He

470
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,800
Speaker 2: would love to see some monster trucks. Yeah, we're in.

471
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,560
Speaker 2: We'll go to Monster Truck. Well, I mean it's last

472
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:43,480
Speaker 2: minute invites. So obviously we're the backup plan Motron the

473
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:47,639
Speaker 2: cure all. So obviously, oh yeah, obviously Kevin's family had

474
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:51,119
Speaker 2: invited some other people. They couldn't go last minute, so

475
00:21:51,119 --> 00:21:52,600
Speaker 2: they I mean it was an hour and a half

476
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:53,200
Speaker 2: till the event.

477
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,120
Speaker 1: But are these friends from old school? The school wasn't

478
00:21:56,119 --> 00:21:58,800
Speaker 1: even starting on his pre k. Are we dealing with neighborhood?

479
00:21:58,920 --> 00:21:59,520
Speaker 1: No, no pre.

480
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:02,840
Speaker 2: K kids pre k they go to you know, element

481
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,400
Speaker 2: and whatever you call it pre k daycare.

482
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:06,840
Speaker 1: We got a couple of free one dollar tickets. I mean,

483
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,120
Speaker 1: is that crap even that expensive?

484
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,560
Speaker 2: I have no idea, Ray, I didn't even look up

485
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:12,320
Speaker 2: tickets because I went to Monster Trucks when we first

486
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:14,800
Speaker 2: moved here inside Bridgestone Arena, and I said I will

487
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:18,920
Speaker 2: never go again. It is two damn loud, three kids later,

488
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,679
Speaker 2: they just rev their engines. There's not a it's not

489
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:24,560
Speaker 2: a big enough runway for them to do that cool stuff.

490
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,680
Speaker 1: That's always been Mike in point of contention, They're gonna

491
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,520
Speaker 1: run into Section one before they do a flip correct.

492
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:32,520
Speaker 2: So it's better, I think at Nissan Stadium because it

493
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,920
Speaker 2: has a longer runway where they can do cooler stuff.

494
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:39,680
Speaker 1: Where was it at Bridgestone? Oh, yield the dirt in there.

495
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,840
Speaker 1: It is the dirt from the new football stadium. They

496
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,480
Speaker 1: bring it in there and drop it off yes, because

497
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:48,000
Speaker 1: why the dump truck guy taught me that they put

498
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:50,800
Speaker 1: it someplace in Nashville. Go get it in dumb trucks,

499
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,959
Speaker 1: dump it a Nissan, and then they then put it

500
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,560
Speaker 1: back into a spot in Nashville. I believe over by

501
00:22:55,600 --> 00:23:00,919
Speaker 1: twelve South got it, so they and by it. All right,

502
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:01,320
Speaker 1: let's go.

503
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,160
Speaker 2: Even though it's gonna be so damn loud the exhaust,

504
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:06,520
Speaker 2: we're just gonna breathe it in. It's not gonna be

505
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,120
Speaker 2: that much fun. I don't know if the kids will

506
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:10,200
Speaker 2: like it. Two of my kids don't like the loudness

507
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,639
Speaker 2: of fireworks, so the hell no, they're not gonna like this.

508
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:15,720
Speaker 2: But you know what, we're in hilarious me.

509
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,000
Speaker 1: When I get presented stuff, I say, how fun is

510
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:21,080
Speaker 1: it gonna be? You a parent, you say this is

511
00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:24,000
Speaker 1: gonna be boring as shit, But it's just I'll just

512
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:27,800
Speaker 1: go sit there. I love the different baselines. I always

513
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:30,480
Speaker 1: judge it by how fun it's gonna be. You always

514
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:34,159
Speaker 1: judge it by how damn boring it's gonna be fascinating. No,

515
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:35,840
Speaker 1: the kids are gonna love it. I know the kids.

516
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 1: But in your head you're like, I mean, it's boring,

517
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,679
Speaker 1: but I can just sit there and not do anything

518
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:43,320
Speaker 1: for two hours, and the trucks can baby sit my kids.

519
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:45,720
Speaker 2: Not that the trucks will baby sit them. The excitement

520
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 2: in my kids is why it's fun to go.

521
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:49,000
Speaker 1: Ah.

522
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:51,960
Speaker 2: So we roll up and we're like text them, like, hey,

523
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,520
Speaker 2: where are you guys? At we part you know what

524
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,240
Speaker 2: I mean. We're meet in front of the stadium and

525
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:59,360
Speaker 2: they're like, oh, yeah, we're over at the bar. They're

526
00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:01,240
Speaker 2: were on Broadway and I'm like, all right, all right, well.

527
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:06,640
Speaker 1: What all right? Tailgating before the trucks. Yeah.

528
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,160
Speaker 2: So we're sitting there, just waiting, waiting. They roll up, Hey,

529
00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:09,680
Speaker 2: how's it going.

530
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:10,200
Speaker 1: How's it going?

531
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,760
Speaker 2: Hey, nice to me, Nice to me. They had a

532
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,240
Speaker 2: couple other people with them, Hi, how's it going. Don't

533
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:16,360
Speaker 2: really know this family, you know, I don't think i'd

534
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:19,000
Speaker 2: met the dad till that day.

535
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:20,600
Speaker 1: They think they're coming to a Preds game.

536
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:22,840
Speaker 2: Well, that's well, I didn't tell my kids where we're going.

537
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:24,760
Speaker 2: This is the whole thing with kids. You never tell

538
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:26,520
Speaker 2: them because you don't want the excitement to wear off

539
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:27,480
Speaker 2: by the time you get there.

540
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:28,400
Speaker 1: It's like, we're just.

541
00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:30,400
Speaker 2: Gonna go do something with Kevin's family and they're like, oh,

542
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,640
Speaker 2: I know, I know. We're going to the pool. Nope,

543
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:35,040
Speaker 2: we're not going to the pool. Okay, okay, we're going

544
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 2: to the trampoline park. Hey, kids, we're just going for

545
00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:41,760
Speaker 2: a drive. Why, I gotcha, you little shits. They're like, no, no, no, no,

546
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:45,080
Speaker 2: we're not going to trampoline park. Okay, okay, we're going

547
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 2: to get ice cream. No, no, we're not going to

548
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:51,120
Speaker 2: get ice cream. Just starting naming stuff, and we start

549
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:56,840
Speaker 2: getting downtown Chattanooga, gotcha, your little son of a bitch, Chicago.

550
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:58,720
Speaker 1: No, we're not going to Chicago.

551
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:01,760
Speaker 2: And we get out in the parking garage and my

552
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,680
Speaker 2: four year old dad out, are we at the airport?

553
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:11,359
Speaker 1: Like? Do you see plane? Son? He thought, the Nisad

554
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:14,359
Speaker 1: parking garage is the airport? The bridge zone? Man, they

555
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:15,120
Speaker 1: look similar.

556
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 2: Yes, And we partied the convention center. So we parted

557
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,399
Speaker 2: across the street I might know.

558
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,160
Speaker 1: And then he goes.

559
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:24,760
Speaker 2: My six year old goes, I know it's the movie theater.

560
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:28,760
Speaker 2: We're going to the movie theater. I'm like no, and

561
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:31,080
Speaker 2: he goes and then he sees Bridgetone. He goes, Dad, apt,

562
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:34,159
Speaker 2: we're going to a Pred's game. We're going to a

563
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:37,320
Speaker 2: Pred's game. Great, and I said no, no, there's season's over.

564
00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:39,640
Speaker 2: And he goes, well, then where are we going. We're

565
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:42,880
Speaker 2: going to a restaurant. We're going to a restaurant. Damn.

566
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, we're not going to a restaurant. We

567
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,159
Speaker 2: go stand out in front of a bridge stone and

568
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 2: then we walk in. They still have no idea because

569
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,600
Speaker 2: there's no signage that says monster trucks by anything.

570
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:52,399
Speaker 1: But at this point you can tell them because the

571
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:55,560
Speaker 1: anticipation is going to last now for a while. In

572
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:57,439
Speaker 1: the parking garage. I think at that point you can

573
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 1: tell them what's going.

574
00:25:58,160 --> 00:25:59,959
Speaker 2: On, but it's more fun. They kept saying, don't tell us,

575
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:02,879
Speaker 2: tell us who want to guess? So then we walk in.

576
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:05,760
Speaker 2: They have no idea, and we walk up to where

577
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:08,640
Speaker 2: the sweet is and then you heard.

578
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:13,119
Speaker 1: The and they're like what. I was like, it's monster

579
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:18,760
Speaker 1: trumps and they're like what. And we go up to

580
00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 1: our suite and we go you're already smelling the exhaust.

581
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:27,400
Speaker 1: You had a sweet? Yeah?

582
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:34,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, they had a sweet. I know, Well, no sweet's locked.

583
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:38,440
Speaker 2: Oh huh, how do we get into the suite?

584
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:41,720
Speaker 1: Are we knocking on it? Yeah? Yeah, it's lunch box.

585
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 1: Never gibbles. I know, lights are off, it's locked. Oh

586
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:47,239
Speaker 1: the old iHeart Sweet where you try to get in

587
00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:48,920
Speaker 1: and it ain't open or rented.

588
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's not that we don't have a Sweet. No, No,

589
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,639
Speaker 2: we're supposed to have We're supposed to.

590
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,879
Speaker 1: Have this sweet. I'm all right, well I don't know.

591
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,879
Speaker 2: So I walk around someone I'm like, hey, we're supposed

592
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 2: to have this suitet over here, but it's lot. Oh okay,

593
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 2: let me let me radio someone. Oh yeah, we need

594
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:10,679
Speaker 2: to get Sweet six open. I have a gentleman here

595
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 2: and says they have tickets to Sweet six and it's locked.

596
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:15,440
Speaker 2: And I go back and I'm like, you guys want

597
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 2: to just go in this one and jump over possibility?

598
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:20,400
Speaker 1: And we open that.

599
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:21,840
Speaker 2: Door and it's just packed with people. Are like, ah,

600
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:22,920
Speaker 2: that made it look a little weird if we just

601
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 2: jump over the wall. So we'll just sit here. So

602
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 2: we're missing the first part of the show because it

603
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 2: right and the engines are reving. That's going kind of crazy.

604
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:32,439
Speaker 2: And then someone comes in they don't you look at

605
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,359
Speaker 2: our tickets. They just open the suite. Hey guys, thanks,

606
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:39,440
Speaker 2: have a good time. I'm like, okay, all right, awesome.

607
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 2: So we just go in, we turn on the lights.

608
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 2: It's not a fully stock suite. Nothing in there, just

609
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:48,679
Speaker 2: an empty room. It's got the you know, countertops and everything,

610
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:51,679
Speaker 2: but you got to go buy everything separate. It fired

611
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 2: up in the room room. Monster trucks are making laps.

612
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 2: Two year old screaming his head off. All right, app

613
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,240
Speaker 2: I'm about to go get them some head fun. So

614
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,720
Speaker 2: I had to go down and spend the fifteen damn

615
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 2: dollars on those cheap ass headphones that block out the noise.

616
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:08,679
Speaker 2: I had some at the house and forgot them. And

617
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 2: so then I'm talking to people like, so, how'd you

618
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 2: guys get a sweet? All right, Oh, we just have

619
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:16,879
Speaker 2: a friend that told us this wasn't rented so we

620
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:17,639
Speaker 2: could come sit in it.

621
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 1: I was wondering whether usually they have a base food

622
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:22,840
Speaker 1: or something.

623
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:26,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why they're like, oh, we have someone that

624
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:29,880
Speaker 2: you know works for the monster truck, little tour or whatever.

625
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:31,359
Speaker 2: They're like, oh, this is the sweet's not gonna be

626
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 2: taking you guys. Go, you guys can sit in it.

627
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 1: Gee. Thanks. So I didn't want anything to drink.

628
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 2: So when you say we had a suite, they didn't

629
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 2: really have a suite. It was more of, hey, if

630
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 2: you guys want to sit in a big group in

631
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:44,040
Speaker 2: this room, here you go. I know that it's not

632
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 2: gonna be used, so you can go use it. And

633
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 2: there's different levels of the suite. One time I went

634
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 2: with bones. There was a candy truck that came out outside.

635
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:53,000
Speaker 2: You get any ice cream you wanted. I believe they

636
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 2: had a rack of ribs. It was the owner came

637
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 2: and shook our hands.

638
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:58,719
Speaker 1: That's legit, dude. We had any kind of meat you wanted,

639
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:01,720
Speaker 1: meat three, and then the dessert truck at the very end.

640
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. You guys didn't even have waters.

641
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:06,640
Speaker 2: We didn't have waters, dude. So we had to go

642
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 2: down to the concession stand. You had to, you know,

643
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 2: go down escalators and have the concession stands weren't even

644
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 2: open for the monster truck, so you had to walk

645
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 2: around halfway around the building to find concession And then

646
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 2: we sent two of the ladies to get some drinks.

647
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 2: And it was a limit, so they can only bring

648
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 2: back a certain amount of drinks. So there were went

649
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 2: enough drinks for everybody in the suitets we had to

650
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 2: pour them into cups and split I mean, hey, but

651
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,440
Speaker 2: that's the good times. It was great times that we

652
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 2: were having fun.

653
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 1: And yes, I'd love a thimble of margarita. Thanks. No,

654
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 1: they brought back some high noons and I'd have had

655
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:39,959
Speaker 1: that drink on the escalator up. Yeah.

656
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 2: Well they bought the Biggie the big boys yep, brought

657
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,360
Speaker 2: some skittles for the kids and poured equal Mountain cups

658
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 2: and all heavies.

659
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, high noon heavies. That's what we did.

660
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 2: We did some popcorn. I mean, it was a monster truck.

661
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 2: Let me tell you, it is so dumb because literally

662
00:29:56,960 --> 00:30:01,000
Speaker 2: there's all this high update room and they jump over

663
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 2: four cars and I was like, that's it. But the

664
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,520
Speaker 2: kids love it. The kids loved it, but it was

665
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:08,720
Speaker 2: a lot of downtime.

666
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 1: And also though for the adults, I get it's fun

667
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 1: for the kids, I'm not judging that, but for you guys,

668
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 1: your baseline, it's pretty damn boring, right.

669
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 2: I thought it was pretty damn boring. But there was

670
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 2: one adult with us that didn't have any kids that

671
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 2: was just excited to see monster trucks.

672
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:25,560
Speaker 1: Did he have a colored hat on? What was his

673
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,560
Speaker 1: fascination with that? I don't know.

674
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 2: He just liked monster jam Monster trucks and he worked

675
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 2: with one of the parents and he was like, had

676
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 2: a Monster Jam shirt on a couple of weeks ago

677
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 2: and he's like, dude, we got tickets.

678
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,280
Speaker 1: You want to go see some guys get off to that,

679
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,520
Speaker 1: And he loved it. He was like, this is cool.

680
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,959
Speaker 2: And we were rating how they did and like they

681
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,720
Speaker 2: did donuts and they had a competition who could do

682
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 2: the best donuts. So it was absolutely boring for an

683
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 2: adult in my opinion. So I think if I went

684
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 2: to the one at Nissan, because these didn't really get

685
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 2: out of control, there was no chance of them flipping

686
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 2: because they were only jumping over four cars.

687
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:01,520
Speaker 1: I just sounds like they couldn't book Nissans. So they

688
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 1: had to do Bridge soon probably Nile Horn was in town,

689
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 1: Kenny Chesney was in town. Then there you go. There's

690
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 1: your answer. They had to do Bridge.

691
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, and there was no dirt. Oh, there wasn't no dirt. Ray,

692
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 2: I was a jumped just four cars.

693
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 1: What were they landing on the ice? Concrete? Was that approved? Yeah?

694
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 2: Because the ice is gone for the now that the

695
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 2: season's over, they've taken that all down, Like the ice

696
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 2: is gone.

697
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 1: So the dumpster trucks were on The jumpers were on

698
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 1: the same ice that we were on when we did

699
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 1: our sword losers. Yeah, mention, man, that ice houses a

700
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:36,479
Speaker 1: lot of things. It was.

701
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 2: It was very interesting to watch. But yeah, they jumped

702
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:42,080
Speaker 2: four cars and I was like, that's all we're gonna do. Like,

703
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 2: not one even like I wanted one to be like

704
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:47,160
Speaker 2: on one tire, like almost gonna flip over, but not

705
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 2: flip over, roll over on its side.

706
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 1: Nothing. It was just but if fulfilled with what you

707
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 1: thought it was gonna be boring. I thought it was

708
00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 1: gonna be boring.

709
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:01,600
Speaker 2: It was boring. I sucked in a lot of exhausts.

710
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 2: I had a headache after I left from them reving

711
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 2: their damn engines. And the kids absolutely loved it, absolutely

712
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 2: loved it. And then we get in the parking garage,

713
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 2: we get home. Yeah, they fell asleep for like three hours, dude.

714
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:17,760
Speaker 2: They were exhausted. The excitement of monster trucks was too

715
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 2: much to handle. That's like carbon monoxide. That might have

716
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 2: been it also, Or it could have been the fever

717
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 2: coming back up, because when he woke up from his nap,

718
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 2: he had like one hundred and three fever.

719
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:27,959
Speaker 1: I don't ever let Bezer run the car for more

720
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 1: than a minute in the garage. Man, that's how you die.

721
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 1: You should never start in the garage, man, how do

722
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 1: you how do you start it? If it's in the garage.

723
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 1: We gotta have the you gotta have the I push

724
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 1: it out by hand and then we start it. My fault,

725
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 1: gotta have the garage door open, honey, put it in neutral.

726
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:46,280
Speaker 1: I'll push it till you're outside. Lunch says no inside emissions. A.

727
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 1: I'm sitting there pushing the truck out to the gravel.

728
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 1: All right, fire up, we're good. That's a great point.

729
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:01,720
Speaker 1: Great point, man, Yeah, that's my fault. We'll be right back.

730
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 1: How much the liveses Olympics? You watch? I watch golf

731
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 1: the whole weekend, saw the USA score, but and then

732
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 1: Rodman was the when they got it. But other than

733
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 1: that did USA basketball. I was just following that score.

734
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 1: I didn't know that they killed him, right, I've been

735
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 1: blowing the doors off, but USA hasn't covered ever. Really.

736
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 1: I think it was a forty, and it may have

737
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 1: been they won by fifteen. And then I know one

738
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 1: of our on the Facebook pages they said, oh again,

739
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 1: South Sudan, watch out USA, Man, they're gonna what did

740
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:39,600
Speaker 1: they say? Did our people alone said it was gonna

741
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 1: be a blowout. Our people on the Facebook said it's

742
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 1: going to be closer because the previous game was closer

743
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 1: and ended up being closer. But it wasn't. But the

744
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 1: USA hasn't even come close to covering. Yeah, and then

745
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 1: that dude, did you see the Polevalter? Oh, they did

746
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 1: cover the first game though, against Serbia. That's the one

747
00:33:56,200 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 1: that I have. Did you see the polevald lost his dog?

748
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 1: That's funny, that's it's it's the camera guy without that shot,

749
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 1: It isn't funny. Otherwise it's just he knocked off the

750
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:11,719
Speaker 1: bar twenty years ago. You don't have that angle.

751
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:17,360
Speaker 2: Like Olympic dream crushed because you got a look excited

752
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 2: at the.

753
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,799
Speaker 1: Wrong time of the day. Ray, I'm a believer. What

754
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 1: country was that? I don't know.

755
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 2: I have no idea that I watched. I mean I

756
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 2: watched the fencing, I watched and water polo.

757
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 1: It's like Argentina all of a sudden, Baser wants to

758
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 1: go there for our vacation and then my speedo. Can

759
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 1: I get you any drinks? Beat of the lady.

760
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 2: But that's why my wife wanted to go to Hungary.

761
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:44,800
Speaker 2: I was like, whoa, wait a minute, I want to

762
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 2: wait for home. What we're talking about? You want to

763
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 2: go to Iceland? Like, oh, I mean I heard the

764
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:56,719
Speaker 2: scenery is great and I heard their polls are long.

765
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:59,239
Speaker 1: I mean, so I told Baser, we got to go

766
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:03,439
Speaker 1: to Costa Rica. Is that where it's at? Now? Now?

767
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 1: It's that was being funny. It's actually more tourists in

768
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 1: Costa Rica than even the locals and the local guys

769
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 1: what I was told were attractive. The local females they

770
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:14,880
Speaker 1: don't wear makeup, so I just didn't find them that attractive.

771
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 1: But the guys all have long hair, and they all surf,

772
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:18,279
Speaker 1: and they all eat two meals a day and they're

773
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:24,320
Speaker 1: shredded up. So yeah, we stand no chance in Costa Rica?

774
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 1: What else?

775
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:29,920
Speaker 2: Do we watch Olympics all the time? Watch some gymnastics.

776
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:34,479
Speaker 2: I watched pommel horse dude get a bronze. I didn't

777
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 2: watch the golf because I tried to turn on the

778
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 2: golf and my wife was like, really, there's golf in

779
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 2: the Olympics. Like when they play each other every weekend,

780
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,719
Speaker 2: that doesn't count enough. So they got to go to

781
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 2: Paris to play each other for a gold medal, and.

782
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:49,320
Speaker 1: I love too. The golfers always play Thursday, Friday, Saturday Sunday,

783
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 1: and there's just such stuck on themselves. They make the

784
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 1: Olympic committee make it Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. I mean

785
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 1: for the Olympics. It couldn't have it could have been Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.

786
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,400
Speaker 1: Had it the exact same day for the golfers because.

787
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 2: They got to go get the practice rounds in, they

788
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:06,800
Speaker 2: got to get everything. I mean, I don't know. I

789
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:10,360
Speaker 2: Shuffler is amazing. Dude is so good. He's good. He

790
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:11,760
Speaker 2: hit a hell of a Sunday.

791
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:15,360
Speaker 1: I mean, it was it took that otherwise it was

792
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:18,399
Speaker 1: gonna be Xander or John Rahm. John Rahm shipped down

793
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:21,120
Speaker 1: his leg the sixteenth. I think what I've been to Fleetwood.

794
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 1: He was tied going into seventeen and I went. I

795
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 1: had to take I had to take the second baby

796
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,759
Speaker 1: box to the CVS urgent Care.

797
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 2: Turns out he has strap whoa. Yeah, that was part

798
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:37,719
Speaker 2: of the weekend that I want to talk about. But yeah,

799
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 2: we had to go to the swam in the throat

800
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 2: after having the fever on Saturday. He woke up on

801
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 2: Sunday and he took kind of talk like the waiter,

802
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 2: and then he threw up twice, and so I was like,

803
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,280
Speaker 2: we better go get you checked out. He's got strap.

804
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:55,400
Speaker 2: So I when I when Fleetwood was teen off on seventeen,

805
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 2: and I was like, Okay, cool, he's tied. They're gonna tie,

806
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:00,400
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, he'll have a birdie opportunity

807
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,880
Speaker 2: probably on this whole going to eighteen tied or with

808
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 2: the lead. And then I got to the CBS and

809
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 2: he was down one going in eighteen?

810
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 1: What the he bogeia? And then did he yank? Get

811
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,279
Speaker 1: shank it? Did he miss putt? What wasn't watching? We

812
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:19,280
Speaker 1: were at BJ's. Uh Costco. It's called BJ's but it's Costco. Oh.

813
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:21,400
Speaker 2: I thought you making your boy BJ that lives downtown.

814
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:24,080
Speaker 1: No, we were there. If you're just freewheeling, I got

815
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 1: a small story. Go ahead.

816
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 2: I'm not saying it's good, but I'm free willing.

817
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 1: Yeah. So me and Beazer see on Daily Mail that

818
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:32,279
Speaker 1: there's this place liquidating. You can find it and look

819
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:33,440
Speaker 1: it up. I just don't want to say the name

820
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:35,960
Speaker 1: of it because be kind of specific. So we go there.

821
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:39,360
Speaker 1: What does liquidation mean? A sour is closing selling everything?

822
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:42,279
Speaker 1: What does that mean to you? Everything's got to go? Yes,

823
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 1: that's what that means to me. So we go there

824
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:48,239
Speaker 1: on Sunday, Saturday. Saturday. I tell Beazer, I said, hey,

825
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 1: I read about it daily mail and there's randomly one

826
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:52,719
Speaker 1: near us in Nashville. So we go there. We pull

827
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 1: up out front, there's eight cars. We go inside and

828
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 1: what liquidation and uh store selling out? What does that

829
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:06,880
Speaker 1: mean to you? Uh? Dirt cheat prices. So we go

830
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 1: up to a couch one hundred dollars off. We'll go

831
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 1: up to a TV one thousand dollars, TV seventy five

832
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 1: dollars off. What then we go up to a bed

833
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:25,840
Speaker 1: frame fifty dollars off? What kind of liquidation sale is that?

834
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,359
Speaker 1: So I'm a little pissed because we actually drove kind

835
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 1: of acrosstown to it and there's there was eight cars

836
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 1: out front. When I tell you, there was nobody inside,

837
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:37,200
Speaker 1: and there's lots of furniture left. Everything there wasn't There

838
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 1: was maybe a missing bed and one missing TV. The

839
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 1: store is about as big as let's just stay on Costco.

840
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:46,920
Speaker 1: It's a Costco half of a Costco got it, and dude,

841
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 1: so the front door store closing, store closing, liquidation, everything

842
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:54,759
Speaker 1: must go, or store closing. We are closing, closing. I

843
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:56,960
Speaker 1: walk in there, Dude, it couldn't be any more full.

844
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 1: And so I'm starting to look at the prices. I'm

845
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:00,759
Speaker 1: in a good mood. It's a Saturday, so I just

846
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:04,600
Speaker 1: start kind of joking out loud. So I say, oh, man,

847
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 1: they're closing. They bet it, they're gonna start closing this

848
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:10,839
Speaker 1: store ten percent off. And then there's another guy goes, hey,

849
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,200
Speaker 1: I work here at Anything you guys need help with,

850
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 1: I can help you. And at this point I'm just

851
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:17,919
Speaker 1: there's their prices are an absolute joke. I go, when

852
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 1: are you guys closing? Man? I saw ten percent over there.

853
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 1: You're not going to close till like the end of

854
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 1: the year. And he goes, yes, yes, we plan to

855
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:28,799
Speaker 1: be closed by the end of the month or into

856
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 1: next month. And so then we're looking around and we

857
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 1: found like a plant that was forty dollars and now

858
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 1: it's twenty five dollars. We found a vase. Those were

859
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,320
Speaker 1: the deals actually, the things that go on tables.

860
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,279
Speaker 2: Oh that's you've got to have a good vase around that.

861
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 1: So it'd be a vase fifty dollars. Got it for

862
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 1: ten dollars. Oh, so get a vase and two flowers.

863
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:49,120
Speaker 1: That's important Later in the story. We're at a furniture liquidation,

864
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:52,319
Speaker 1: but we got vase and some flowers. So then we

865
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:54,959
Speaker 1: go to the other employee and I don't know where.

866
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,719
Speaker 1: I don't want to carry the shit around. I'm still

867
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:59,479
Speaker 1: kind of looking for some terrible deals that are all

868
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:02,439
Speaker 1: over the place. And so the lady's sitting there talking

869
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 1: to her friend. Her friend, she's sixty. Her sixty year

870
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 1: old friend is sitting in a chair right next to her,

871
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 1: and they're just gabbing, and I go, hey, ladies, I

872
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 1: don't want to carry this around though. Can I set

873
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:14,520
Speaker 1: this right here? And the lady goes, she's the employee,

874
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:16,359
Speaker 1: mind du And she goes, yeah, yeah, you can set

875
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:19,960
Speaker 1: it here, thanks, cause I was just gonna carry it

876
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 1: around all day. Were you gonna tell me that? And

877
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 1: so then I set it down and her friend, obviously

878
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,799
Speaker 1: they're just talking and she's not working, and she goes,

879
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:29,600
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not gonna take it if I needed

880
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 1: a deal or anything. She knows what I want, So

881
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 1: they were. Obviously, she just goes in there and shoots

882
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,640
Speaker 1: the shit with her. They're not selling anything, they're not

883
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 1: having any deals. They're on to work. She hits her

884
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:40,719
Speaker 1: best friend up, Hey, come on in, we'll just gab

885
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:41,400
Speaker 1: for two hours.

886
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, why would she They're closing, So that's Hey, what's

887
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 2: her performance review going to say?

888
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 1: Oh?

889
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 2: Sorry, you were talking on the job. Guess what, don't care.

890
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:50,279
Speaker 2: Don't have a job in a month or maybe a

891
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 2: month and a half.

892
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:52,960
Speaker 1: So that's what Baser tells me, and she goes, well,

893
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 1: she's about to be unemployed, so just Baser. This is

894
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 1: when she starts to tell me you need to be

895
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 1: nicer to people. Apparently I was being sarcastic. I'd go

896
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:02,840
Speaker 1: cross the store and be like, hey, Baser, this couch

897
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:09,120
Speaker 1: over here, Holy crap, it's marked down fifty dollars. Oh

898
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:12,879
Speaker 1: my gosh, did you see that television? Twenty dollars off?

899
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 1: And I mean, you could hear me through the whole story. Okay,

900
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:21,080
Speaker 1: there's basically no deals, is what I'm trying to get at. Okay,

901
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 1: I've been to one corner all the way to the

902
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:27,319
Speaker 1: other one. This sectional one hundred and twenty five off

903
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 1: you're never gonna believe it, damn soundboard. And so now

904
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:37,680
Speaker 1: it's time to check out. So I go up to

905
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 1: my lady who's sitting there talking to her friend, and

906
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:43,600
Speaker 1: we just stand there. You know how you're waiting for

907
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 1: that guy at the bowling alley to get your food. No,

908
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 1: we wait there for ten seconds, twenty seconds. It says MasterCard,

909
00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:53,319
Speaker 1: visa big yellow sign. This must be where you pay

910
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:55,319
Speaker 1: for something. I don't know. I don't work here. You

911
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 1: think somebody that works here would tell me where I

912
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:59,320
Speaker 1: check out? And so then they're having their conversation. I

913
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 1: kind of peeker, and I go, excuse me, Yeah, we're

914
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 1: good to check out. Found all the we're all dealed out.

915
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 1: We got two flowers in a vase, and she goes, oh,

916
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 1: we work on commission the fact does that mean I

917
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 1: don't care about you? So you're gonna have to go

918
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 1: over to him? So I guess since we got it

919
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 1: in his section, she's not able to check us out,

920
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:21,359
Speaker 1: so we have to go over there.

921
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:22,920
Speaker 2: They didn't really, he can't just type his name in

922
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 2: the computers. He's the one that made the sale, right,

923
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:26,400
Speaker 2: They always do that when you can check out. Oh,

924
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 2: anybody help you with this today. May know, Okay, just

925
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:34,879
Speaker 2: make sure we work on commission. Okay, I don't. I mean, yeah,

926
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:38,320
Speaker 2: that guy over there in the blue hat, well yeah, okay,

927
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 2: his name's Jim.

928
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 1: And all the while I'm telling you guys this story

929
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 1: to not go to this liquidation look it up, never

930
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:46,560
Speaker 1: go to it. That's for the reason I'm tony the story.

931
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 1: And so then we go over to Jim, but her

932
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:51,840
Speaker 1: friend is still faking like she's having a she's a customer.

933
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 1: She goes, oh, yeah, is that TV on sale? I

934
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:58,359
Speaker 1: know it's fake because nothing's on sale, and so she's

935
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:00,840
Speaker 1: just having this bullshit conversation with the lady, all the

936
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 1: while standing in front of us, annoying me. So then

937
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 1: we go over to Jim. Hey, Jim, we found everything.

938
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 1: And he goes, oh, you guys really took advantage, and

939
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 1: I go, yeah, man, you know it. We know these

940
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:15,880
Speaker 1: liquidation sales. Hell of a deal, bro. We had a

941
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 1: vase and two flower plants. Well, here, the joke was

942
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:25,360
Speaker 1: on us. Because it's a furniture place. There's ten pages

943
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:28,600
Speaker 1: of paperwork of things that we have to sign because

944
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:32,680
Speaker 1: typically people buy TVs and couches and bed sets and

945
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:36,120
Speaker 1: we bought two flowers, and the amount of forms that

946
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 1: he printed out that we had to sign, that's when

947
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:42,799
Speaker 1: the joke was on us. So not only here's when

948
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,360
Speaker 1: you really get the boot up the ass. It wasn't

949
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:47,880
Speaker 1: the front door when you walk in and nothing is

950
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 1: on sale. It wasn't the one lady that would not

951
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:54,400
Speaker 1: even help me and then just proceeds to talk to

952
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 1: her friend for two hours. It was Jim printing out

953
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 1: ten pages of furniture document sign, auto DOCU draft sign,

954
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:09,240
Speaker 1: a word Excel spreadsheet for two flowers in a vase.

955
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:19,319
Speaker 1: All that for our stuff that just went on some

956
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 1: tables at our house. And when we went home, Uh,

957
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 1: look it up online. Avoid that liquidation, folks.

958
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:27,919
Speaker 2: I've been to one Bye bye baby was going bye

959
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 2: bye when we were having our first kid, our first kid,

960
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:33,880
Speaker 2: and they said everything.

961
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 1: Must go famous last word.

962
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 2: My hell, we're in the neighborhood. Might as well stop

963
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:40,799
Speaker 2: in there and start buying some clothes for the kid.

964
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:42,839
Speaker 1: Everything's gotta go, gotta get a.

965
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:47,520
Speaker 2: Crib, right, everything's gotta go Bye bye, Baby's going bye

966
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 2: bye business.

967
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:50,799
Speaker 1: Then we go.

968
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:59,879
Speaker 2: In the crib ten dollars off. Oh, here's a set

969
00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 2: of four shirts. It's now twenty dollars instead of twenty three,

970
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 2: taking their additional ten percent off the sticker price, Like,

971
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 2: what the hell kind of sale is that?

972
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 1: You want to know how much we bought? Not a

973
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 1: damn thing. They just get you with the signs and

974
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:21,400
Speaker 1: the flash and the red and the yellow and the

975
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 1: ribbons and the cutting and the closing. It's not a deal.

976
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 1: If you really crunch the numbers.

977
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:30,760
Speaker 2: It's not a deal at all because it's still damn expensit.

978
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:33,759
Speaker 2: What they probably do is raise the price before you

979
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 2: walk in there, and then put one hundred and fifty

980
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:38,279
Speaker 2: dollars off, so you're really playing full price. Before they

981
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:40,960
Speaker 2: announced they're going out of business, they raise the price

982
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 2: on the items, so it looks like you're getting a

983
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:44,879
Speaker 2: deal on that sticker you go in. You ain't getting

984
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 2: no damn deal. They got you. They're taking your damn

985
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 2: money because they pulled you in with liquidation. Everything must go,

986
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,719
Speaker 2: so you're thinking, oh, yes, this has to be a

987
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 2: good deal.

988
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:58,879
Speaker 1: Holy shit, you guys closing any world, some of these

989
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 1: deals twelve dollars off, get this mirror if you buy

990
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:06,840
Speaker 1: an entire bedset? What And we got some big news

991
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:11,680
Speaker 1: right after this yeah, over to your big news. But

992
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 1: that's also when I learned Besier said, I'm a little

993
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 1: too sarcastic and loud and rude. She just said, because

994
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 1: those people are going to be losing their jobs. So

995
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:23,960
Speaker 1: she just said, be empathetic. Think about how they're feeling

996
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 1: during this time, and it looks like they don't give

997
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:28,719
Speaker 1: a shit. It did, and she said, sometimes I just

998
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:32,360
Speaker 1: come across as aggressive and not really kind, and so

999
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:34,360
Speaker 1: I'm going to work on being a little bit kinder.

1000
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:36,120
Speaker 1: Thank you, and I thank Baser for that.

1001
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:40,200
Speaker 2: I did get a text from Batter's Box and he said,

1002
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:42,240
Speaker 2: I'm almost fully caught up.

1003
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,360
Speaker 1: You guys, hot Fudance Batter's Box.

1004
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 2: You guys hyping Taco Cabana Cabana for the people coming

1005
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 2: to visit Austin travesty. That place is terrible, it's according

1006
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 2: Batter's Box. That's his feedback on the podcast. Also want

1007
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 2: to give a shout out to one of our coachers,

1008
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:03,399
Speaker 2: Jeremy Mabe got a big week. He has his live

1009
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:06,200
Speaker 2: audition for Wheel of Fortune in La.

1010
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:07,400
Speaker 1: I don't know where.

1011
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:09,040
Speaker 2: I don't know if they fly himut to La if

1012
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 2: it's a local thing, but he has a slot where

1013
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 2: he's made it a couple of rounds and now he's

1014
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:17,880
Speaker 2: doing his live audition for Wheel of Fortune.

1015
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 1: This week, fellow coacher fellow coacher and people were asking

1016
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:24,800
Speaker 1: the person that beat the Streak. Her name is Joyce.

1017
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:27,359
Speaker 1: She's at forty nine. If she gets to fifty seven,

1018
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 1: she wins five point six million. I don't know if

1019
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:31,959
Speaker 1: she's a fellow coacher. People could have found out about

1020
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:35,359
Speaker 1: this competition through a litany of ways. I get we've

1021
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 1: promoted it for the last three years, but yes, Joyce

1022
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:40,280
Speaker 1: is at forty nine. I believe it's a woman amazing

1023
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 1: job that she is at that, and I'm also kind

1024
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:44,399
Speaker 1: of trying to reverse jinks her because, for the love

1025
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 1: of God, if she wins it, that means I don't

1026
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:48,759
Speaker 1: think they'll ever have the competition again because they're going

1027
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 1: to be hemorrhaging five point six million. So follow it.

1028
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:54,560
Speaker 1: Go to beat the Streak. If you have the app

1029
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:56,839
Speaker 1: and check leaderboard, you'll see who her picks are every

1030
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:59,800
Speaker 1: night and root against them for the next seven days

1031
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:02,800
Speaker 1: because if she gets fifty seven, dude, I'm gonna lose

1032
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,440
Speaker 1: my shit. I kind of want her to get it. Well,

1033
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 1: now here comes Beazer she with her conspiracy theory. She

1034
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:11,279
Speaker 1: thinks the MLB pays that player to not get a

1035
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:13,279
Speaker 1: hit so that they then don't have to pay off

1036
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 1: that amount. That's why she stopped playing it, because that's

1037
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:18,120
Speaker 1: why nobody's ever gotten it. I've said this on the

1038
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:22,919
Speaker 1: podcast before. So Baser thinks what they do is they

1039
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 1: have that streak, yes, and then let's say someone gets

1040
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:29,000
Speaker 1: up to forty five and they pick Freddy Freeman. Correct,

1041
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 1: they go to Freddy Freeman say hey man, we're gonna

1042
00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 1: pay you twenty thousand dollars to not get a hit tonight. Loosely,

1043
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:38,880
Speaker 1: that is how she feels that it's rigged since nobody's

1044
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:39,480
Speaker 1: ever gotten it.

1045
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:45,279
Speaker 2: So you're telling me that Taoscar Hernandez is the pick

1046
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 2: for the first place person and they go to Taoscar,

1047
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:51,560
Speaker 2: shows up to the stadium and it's there's a note

1048
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 2: whose locker says, no hit tonight, twenty thousand MLB streak

1049
00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:56,320
Speaker 2: beat the streak.

1050
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 1: Thanks. There ain't no damn way, There ain't no damn

1051
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:01,800
Speaker 1: That's why it's a conspiracy theory.

1052
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:05,839
Speaker 2: Very interesting, now you got the breaking news because we're

1053
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:14,200
Speaker 2: now in August. Man, this is a big time fantasy

1054
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:17,720
Speaker 2: football is back. The sore losers league that everybody wants

1055
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:21,480
Speaker 2: in is back. Damn for twenty twenty four.

1056
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:24,840
Speaker 1: If anything could fold, I was hoping it was that

1057
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:28,320
Speaker 1: it's just mismanaged. You give like two thousand to the

1058
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:30,320
Speaker 1: winner when it should be seven thousand. I don't like

1059
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:31,920
Speaker 1: it separated between eight people.

1060
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:36,080
Speaker 2: I don't understand how you don't think when there's forty

1061
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:37,839
Speaker 2: eight people in the league and I didn't know we

1062
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:40,440
Speaker 2: paid the website, We're losing money, We're going in the

1063
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:42,920
Speaker 2: hole for it, and none of these people appreciate it.

1064
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:44,560
Speaker 1: Continue.

1065
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 2: Yes, I do have to pay to get on the website.

1066
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:49,400
Speaker 2: It's like two hundred dollars to sign up the team,

1067
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:51,719
Speaker 2: to sign up the league. Whether as I do that

1068
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Speaker 2: out of the cun there's forty eight people in the league,

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Speaker 2: So yes, I think first, second, third, and fourth place

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Speaker 2: deserve money. If there are forty eight people in the league,

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Speaker 2: m So it is back. I will have all the

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Speaker 2: details where you can put your name in the hat

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00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:07,960
Speaker 2: on Wednesday. Wednesday, I will tell you where you need

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Speaker 2: to go any your name for your chance to be

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Speaker 2: in the most exclusive, most bona fide, most legit fantasy

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Speaker 2: football league in America. All details coming on Wednesday. But

1077
00:50:19,239 --> 00:50:21,440
Speaker 2: it is back. We are now in August. We can

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Speaker 2: now start getting this done.

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Speaker 1: I will say when I do tell people, cousins, friends,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we got a five thousand dollars pot for

1081
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Speaker 1: our fantasy football big guys. It's a pretty impressive amount

1082
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Speaker 1: that we give out to the winners.

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Speaker 2: It is a very nice payday. Does the champ I

1084
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:38,680
Speaker 2: don't eve remember who the defending champion is. Are they

1085
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 2: coming back to defend their title?

1086
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Speaker 1: I don't know.

1087
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Speaker 2: Ashley White back in the day went back to back.

1088
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Speaker 2: I don't even know if actually the White is still around.

1089
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Speaker 2: I know she lives in Green Bay right by the stadium,

1090
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 2: so if someone cans check on her, that'd be great.

1091
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Speaker 2: But yeah, we are going. The Fantasy Football League is back.

1092
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Speaker 2: We wouldn't leave you without it.

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Speaker 1: I'm going with DeAndre Hopkins, Russell Wilson. I'm trying to

1094
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Speaker 1: think of other injuries guys. Hops hurt, Yeah he's out

1095
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:08,799
Speaker 1: like four weeks? Oh boy, who else got hurt? Uh?

1096
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Speaker 1: Pooka did he really? Yeah he's I don't know what

1097
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Speaker 1: happened to him?

1098
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Speaker 2: Freaking Alex Smith? Oh yeah, Titans wide receiver Hopkins will

1099
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Speaker 2: not need knee surgery. That's not a good start of

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Speaker 2: the year. Not a good start.

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Speaker 1: Now the fans will support though, regardless of tailgating, they're

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Speaker 1: gonna show up in dirt piles. Oh damn, Kelsey's hurting now.

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Speaker 1: Oh fractured forearm. Damn. That's not good. Oh so much

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Speaker 1: for Kansas City Chiefs being the last undefeated team.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, we'll have a good Monday. We got man,

1106
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Speaker 2: We got kindergarten tomorrow, got kindergarten tomorrow, Tell you all

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Speaker 2: about it on Wednesday.

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Speaker 1: Can't wait.

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Speaker 2: That's what you guys want to hear all about my life.

1110
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Speaker 2: We got pe in the nose. Now, we got kindergarten.

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00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 2: Hell of the hell of the teas we're out? Damn

1112
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Speaker 2: better tell brother he has to No, he needs well.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to te hifore he goes to Jim,

1114
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Speaker 2: he may get mad throwing weights around.

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Speaker 1: Have you Jake pits his pot out yet? No, I

1116
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Speaker 1: need to. I complimented him. I said, Hey, people on

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Speaker 1: our Facebook are talking about your podcast. They said it's

1118
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Speaker 1: really good good, And I think it's just because he

1119
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Speaker 1: opens up his heart. I think he pulls open the

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Speaker 1: skin and just reveals it all and that is a

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Speaker 1: great podcast, and that is why this podcast does well. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say, well it doesn't do well, right,

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Speaker 1: we need to reveal more of our heart. We'll do that.

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Speaker 1: Ray should I talk about my sex life? I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: try and boost his volume. Good,