1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: Right now. It is the nephew and the prank phone call. 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:03,640 Speaker 2: What you got for us? 3 00:00:03,720 --> 00:00:06,320 Speaker 1: Nept today? As you know lies? 4 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:09,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, you know that always kills me. 5 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:15,800 Speaker 1: Courch bought me this glove that I may have healing power. 6 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:20,520 Speaker 2: Which way is up? Which way is up? I could 7 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:22,200 Speaker 2: do any movie that's the one I want to do with. 8 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:24,320 Speaker 2: All right there, let me let me play three people. 9 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:30,479 Speaker 2: Which way is up? Preacher, old man and myself? Which 10 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:33,920 Speaker 2: way got it? We'll pack up. You're listening to me. 11 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,600 Speaker 2: I can pull it off if you let me have 12 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:41,320 Speaker 2: your baby? Which way is up? The remake? By all right? 13 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:42,000 Speaker 1: This is right here? 14 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:44,320 Speaker 2: Buckle up and get ready, y'all. This right here is 15 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:50,560 Speaker 2: lunchtime date. Lunchtime date, cat Dog. If you would. 16 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:53,920 Speaker 1: Hello, Hey, I'm trying to speak to uh. 17 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:55,840 Speaker 3: It is Alan? 18 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:58,480 Speaker 1: Who is Alan? Yo? This deck man? Check us out? Bro. 19 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:01,520 Speaker 1: You are Rachel Rachel's husband. 20 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:03,400 Speaker 3: Right yeah, yeah, that's something wrong? 21 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:05,480 Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no no. I work just like 22 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:07,440 Speaker 1: I said this, Derek Man, I work with your wife Rachel, 23 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:10,520 Speaker 1: right you you you're a supervisor or something. I mean 24 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:11,679 Speaker 1: just this about work something. 25 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,160 Speaker 3: I mean she's doing a good job and everything. 26 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:15,080 Speaker 1: She ain't but no, no, no, no, everything's straight. Man. 27 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:16,640 Speaker 1: Ain't nothing wrong with the job. Everything is cool with 28 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:20,280 Speaker 1: the job. This right here, man is like what I 29 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:22,080 Speaker 1: know this man? And if you know, it just seems 30 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:25,040 Speaker 1: like every single day, you know, while she's on her 31 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:27,920 Speaker 1: lunch break, it seems like, you know, you would call 32 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:31,199 Speaker 1: and and and uh and then blocked up the whole 33 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:34,039 Speaker 1: hour of her lunch break. And actually, you know, just 34 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:35,920 Speaker 1: be real, man, I'm just trying to come correct with you. 35 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:37,800 Speaker 1: It just seemed like you just cut in on all 36 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:40,200 Speaker 1: the time that I have that I had with her. 37 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:43,039 Speaker 1: Well what wa whoa whoa whoa whoa ho ho? Hold up? 38 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:46,920 Speaker 3: Hold up, hold up, bro wait you what you doing 39 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:48,480 Speaker 3: at lunch with my lady? 40 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:50,600 Speaker 1: Sons? Like I said, you know, we just we just 41 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:52,760 Speaker 1: spending time, you know, doing lunchtime. But it just seems 42 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:56,720 Speaker 1: so rude. You know that rude rude. 43 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:58,720 Speaker 3: You you okay. First of all, that's my lady. Okay, 44 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:01,360 Speaker 3: I can call her whenever the I feel like calling her. 45 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:03,560 Speaker 3: That's I pay for them, bone deal. I bought that 46 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:07,720 Speaker 3: iPhone five I could get called whatever. Please all right. Secondly, 47 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:11,720 Speaker 3: you ain't got no business being with a married woman 48 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:14,400 Speaker 3: alone at lunch. This ain't no date. Y'are supposed to. 49 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,320 Speaker 1: Be a work No, we are at work. We call 50 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:19,160 Speaker 1: like I said, we call workers. You know, it just 51 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:21,400 Speaker 1: seemed like half the whole time I'm sitting in front 52 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:23,320 Speaker 1: of her, you know, we're supposed to be having rust together, 53 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:24,600 Speaker 1: and she talking to you the hole. 54 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:26,280 Speaker 3: Okay, what's your name? 55 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:28,440 Speaker 1: Be get named there there there all right, Derek? 56 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:29,600 Speaker 3: You work at the same building up? 57 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:30,400 Speaker 1: Okay, you you will. 58 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:30,799 Speaker 3: Work right now? 59 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:32,600 Speaker 1: Huh yeah, I mean yeah, I mean at the job. 60 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:34,440 Speaker 3: Y'all work in the same flows. I'm finn to come 61 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:38,400 Speaker 3: and see you. You king's about to jump off way way different. 62 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:40,200 Speaker 1: For you straight up. Okay, So don't then. Let me 63 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:43,720 Speaker 1: ask you something, man, what is the big deal understanding? Okay? 64 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:45,400 Speaker 1: You act like you don't see her. You look like 65 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:47,280 Speaker 1: you don't see her when she get home, you know. 66 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:50,160 Speaker 1: So why is this so important that you waste a 67 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:52,880 Speaker 1: whole hour of lushime holding up? 68 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,880 Speaker 3: Ain't waste I'm talking to my lady. Okay, you understand that. 69 00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:58,920 Speaker 3: Why don't you go out there and get it and 70 00:02:58,919 --> 00:03:00,840 Speaker 3: then you ain't got to work about sitting up in 71 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:03,880 Speaker 3: front of him, lady, that's my wife. I walked down 72 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:06,760 Speaker 3: the aisle with that. We got kids, we got a house, We. 73 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:07,240 Speaker 1: Take care of this. 74 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:10,920 Speaker 3: He helped me hold it down. And this you you 75 00:03:10,919 --> 00:03:14,880 Speaker 3: you ain't you know it's like you if you don't 76 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:16,799 Speaker 3: ever want to come in and do but they got 77 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:19,440 Speaker 3: some always want to come in and somebody else's wife, 78 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:22,800 Speaker 3: And why won't you do this? Take take this advice 79 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:25,200 Speaker 3: and see what it works. Have worked for you. Go 80 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:31,400 Speaker 3: to the church, library, grocery store, whatever, the find your debt, 81 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:34,240 Speaker 3: and you get you a chick. You get her for 82 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:37,280 Speaker 3: a minute. You caught her for a minute. You romance 83 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:39,000 Speaker 3: up for me. And that's what real men do You 84 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:40,560 Speaker 3: know what I'm saying. That's what I did. That's how 85 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:44,440 Speaker 3: I got my my Rachel. That's the that's my heart. 86 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:46,400 Speaker 3: You're trying to sit up there in front of lunch 87 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:50,520 Speaker 3: with us every day for the past year. I'll tell 88 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:53,200 Speaker 3: you what, bro It may not be today, it may 89 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:56,240 Speaker 3: be tomorrow, but soon soon you're gonna see me me 90 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:58,560 Speaker 3: and you're gonna have none of this phone conversation. It's 91 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:02,120 Speaker 3: gonna be a face to face and you do all. 92 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:05,520 Speaker 1: I'm man, I ain't trying to come between y'all at all. 93 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:08,520 Speaker 1: All I'm done doing. Okay, like I'm saying I'm not 94 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:10,920 Speaker 1: trying to come between y'all. I'm just saying, it's every 95 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,840 Speaker 1: day you call him, man, what do you want? 96 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:17,480 Speaker 3: That's why supposed to talk to every guy day. That's 97 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:20,440 Speaker 3: what a real do. You don't know about that because 98 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:23,279 Speaker 3: you are. You ain't no real. All you know about 99 00:04:23,279 --> 00:04:26,000 Speaker 3: is trying to holler at some street. You don't know 100 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:28,120 Speaker 3: what it is to put in work like a real 101 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:31,960 Speaker 3: man do, to actually hold down a home, pay the bills, everything, 102 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:35,680 Speaker 3: the family, the kids, fixing the yards and fences. And 103 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:38,000 Speaker 3: you don't know nothing about that. All you know about 104 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:40,560 Speaker 3: is being a roachure wife can't even go to work. 105 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:43,960 Speaker 3: But I'm like you trying to step in and don't 106 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:47,520 Speaker 3: mean no guy. But that's okay. Like I promise you. 107 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:48,240 Speaker 1: I will be there. 108 00:04:48,279 --> 00:04:50,400 Speaker 3: You're gonna see me, and I'm gonna see you. You know, 109 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:53,000 Speaker 3: I'll tell you what this house is gonna go. It 110 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:54,720 Speaker 3: may not be the night, but it's definitely not gonna 111 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:57,720 Speaker 3: go past tomorrow. Between now and then, you gonna see 112 00:04:57,720 --> 00:04:58,680 Speaker 3: me and I'm gonna see you. 113 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:02,839 Speaker 1: And I hold on, what's your son mean? 114 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:06,560 Speaker 3: So I would come see you by tomorrow? Son? It 115 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:10,000 Speaker 3: mean you, Derek? That's your name right, Derek, my name, 116 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:11,560 Speaker 3: my name is there? 117 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:13,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't. 118 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:16,320 Speaker 3: Always want to people smiley face in my wife's face. 119 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:18,760 Speaker 3: I'm gonna deal with Rachel when I see it. You can. 120 00:05:18,839 --> 00:05:19,479 Speaker 1: Please believe that. 121 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:22,480 Speaker 3: Please believe that talk to about a little friend at 122 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:25,480 Speaker 3: lunch and like, how help get myne up anyway? 123 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:28,160 Speaker 1: I got your number? How to Rachel phone? But that's 124 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:30,720 Speaker 1: besides my watch farm. 125 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:32,440 Speaker 3: Y'all ain't that cool? 126 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:32,880 Speaker 1: I don't think. 127 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:34,800 Speaker 3: I ain't never heard of no dere before the day 128 00:05:34,839 --> 00:05:36,760 Speaker 3: and the sudden you're calling me talking about he was 129 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:38,600 Speaker 3: at lunch every day with wife. 130 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:42,480 Speaker 1: And you don't. Oh, it's a friendly lunch date, is 131 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:43,200 Speaker 1: what it is? 132 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:47,000 Speaker 3: How you just do friendly? I know about all that. 133 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:50,920 Speaker 3: You ain't fooling me. I know, like you who prey 134 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:54,599 Speaker 3: on married women all the time because they like you. 135 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:58,040 Speaker 3: But that's like I said, it's gonna change finds you. 136 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:00,240 Speaker 1: Okay, don Here's here's what you don't know. What you 137 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:03,080 Speaker 1: don know is is is Tommy Tommy be pushing up 138 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:08,080 Speaker 1: on the more than me Tommy tom Tommy Tommy is 139 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:11,040 Speaker 1: always pushing up on her. Tommy the one you need 140 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:11,559 Speaker 1: to be worried. 141 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:15,960 Speaker 3: If I'm you have Tommy. Who who the Tommy dog dag? 142 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:20,159 Speaker 1: Nephew Tommy. Man, check this out. This is nephew Tommy 143 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:23,920 Speaker 1: from the Steel Harbin Morning Show. Your wife Rachel got 144 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:32,360 Speaker 1: me the brank phone call you. Oh wive y'all did this? Man? 145 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:40,240 Speaker 1: May I could have come down to man, man, I 146 00:06:40,279 --> 00:06:42,960 Speaker 1: am now I was you. 147 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:44,640 Speaker 3: Don't I gonna burn that building down? 148 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:45,440 Speaker 1: You don't even know. 149 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:49,760 Speaker 3: Hey, I'm like Tommy, this this is my prediction. Somebody 150 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:53,839 Speaker 3: gonna suck you up for real. G you just play you? 151 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:57,080 Speaker 1: But may y'all trip it? Hey, man, take it out. 152 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:58,800 Speaker 1: You got to tell me this man, what is the 153 00:06:58,839 --> 00:07:01,039 Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the. 154 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:02,960 Speaker 3: Lay only the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 155 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:08,520 Speaker 1: Man? Of course, talk. 156 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:14,680 Speaker 2: To me, man, talk to me man too much. I mean, 157 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:17,360 Speaker 2: when you're calling every day, man, what do you want? 158 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:18,679 Speaker 1: What is it you want? 159 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:22,440 Speaker 2: You just you left the house. What do you want? 160 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:28,480 Speaker 2: That's my wife's son, Derek. May not be, but it 161 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:30,560 Speaker 2: definitely ain't going past tomorrow. 162 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:34,360 Speaker 1: The whole building down on you. 163 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:36,200 Speaker 3: I'm on my. 164 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:40,120 Speaker 2: Way trying to have lunch with your wife and here 165 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:45,400 Speaker 2: you come call. He totally said. It may not be today, 166 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:48,200 Speaker 2: but it definitely ain't going past tomorrow. 167 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:56,920 Speaker 1: Look at the watch on your time today. Close. 168 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:00,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, I know guys like you sitting around trying to 169 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:02,760 Speaker 2: pray over on people's wives and stuff while they ain't around. 170 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:05,480 Speaker 2: I've seen you all, you negroes. Need to get y'rself, 171 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:07,240 Speaker 2: you know what. That's all right, that's all right, we 172 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,040 Speaker 2: will deal with it. Don't worry about it. 173 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:09,760 Speaker 3: We'll deal with it. 174 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:21,840 Speaker 2: And heard people say those exact words, no, you're gonna 175 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:26,120 Speaker 2: see me, Oh you're gonna see might not be. It 176 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:31,520 Speaker 2: ain't gonna go past tomorrow, but we see it every day. 177 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:32,360 Speaker 1: Thanking a you