1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:02,600 Speaker 1: Time now for the nephew in today's prank phone call? 2 00:00:02,640 --> 00:00:03,760 Speaker 1: What you got for his nest? 3 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:08,080 Speaker 2: I'm going to top you this prank right here, right here? 4 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:11,280 Speaker 2: You want something ignorant and stupid? Do you want some ignit? 5 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:13,840 Speaker 1: I listen to me. 6 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:19,040 Speaker 2: This right here is called your wife gave me a disease? 7 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:24,120 Speaker 2: Your wife gave me a disease. I'm not gonna leave 8 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:26,000 Speaker 2: it right there. I'm just gonna leave it just right there. 9 00:00:26,079 --> 00:00:28,600 Speaker 2: Y'all read Yeah, are you ready? Cat dog? 10 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:32,120 Speaker 1: If you could hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach I'm 11 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:35,000 Speaker 1: trying to reach Dante. Yeah, this is till Hey, how 12 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:38,960 Speaker 1: you doing? Man? Just to be your Daunta is married 13 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:43,400 Speaker 1: to Tammy? Right yeah, okay? Cool? Cool? So listen man, Uh, 14 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:46,239 Speaker 1: can you've heard about me? You know maybe I heard 15 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:48,960 Speaker 1: my name before because I used to date tell me 16 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:52,159 Speaker 1: way before you guys got married. Uh you know my 17 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:54,120 Speaker 1: name is My name is Marcella. So I just want 18 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:55,680 Speaker 1: to call and say how you doing? But I need 19 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:59,840 Speaker 1: to Oh okay, yeah, I know she mentioned you man, 20 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:02,920 Speaker 1: she ya, I used to be together before we yet, Okay, 21 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:06,200 Speaker 1: I've heard about you. What's what's the phone call for? 22 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:10,319 Speaker 1: I needed to talk to you man. And I've been 23 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:13,319 Speaker 1: holding this back at least four years. You know, I 24 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:16,640 Speaker 1: haven't said anything, and you know I can't hold it 25 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:18,840 Speaker 1: no more. Man, I'm going through so many issues right now. 26 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:21,760 Speaker 1: I just gotta I gotta get this thing. I got 27 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:24,000 Speaker 1: to get some grips on this thing that I'm going through. 28 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:26,520 Speaker 1: But you know, I wanted to come to you, man, 29 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:29,440 Speaker 1: to man, talk to you about this situation. You know, 30 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:31,360 Speaker 1: I hate to bring it to you like this, but 31 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:35,480 Speaker 1: when me and Tammy worked together, man, I ain't knowin 32 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:39,800 Speaker 1: that say, when we were together, Cammy gave me a disease. Man. 33 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:44,560 Speaker 1: So you know I've been holding this, you know. And 34 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:46,880 Speaker 1: I was like, I say, I I wanted to hit 35 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:52,240 Speaker 1: you up. I thought about it two years ago, freaking like, 36 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:54,280 Speaker 1: what do you mean like she gave you a disease? 37 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:58,040 Speaker 1: She gave me a disease about four plus years ago, 38 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:00,800 Speaker 1: just way before y'all got married. I understanding of y'all 39 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:07,360 Speaker 1: been married about three years right yeah, Oh my god, Okay, okay, 40 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:09,880 Speaker 1: and you're calling me, you're calling me to give me 41 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:14,880 Speaker 1: the heads up. Oh man, I'm calling because dude, these 42 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,200 Speaker 1: damn the medical bills and all this is just completely 43 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:20,560 Speaker 1: out of control. I can't even you know, I can't 44 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:22,920 Speaker 1: take care of myself no more with this, you know, 45 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:25,040 Speaker 1: and I don't feel like I have to because she 46 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:28,680 Speaker 1: the one that gave me the damn decease. Okay, So 47 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:31,240 Speaker 1: you're calling because you want you want me to pay. 48 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:35,320 Speaker 1: You want you want us to pay for your medical bills. Dude. 49 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:38,040 Speaker 1: I'm like, I mean, damn, dude, I mean, put yourself 50 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:40,520 Speaker 1: in my position, mare, I mean, what's the brothers supposed 51 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:42,200 Speaker 1: to do? You know, I'm sitting over here with a 52 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:45,480 Speaker 1: disease somebody gave me, and you know they going on 53 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:48,560 Speaker 1: with they like bro. Yeah, but this is so you're 54 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:51,200 Speaker 1: calling me telling me my wife gave you a disease. 55 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:54,480 Speaker 1: First of all, she would have told me that. Secondly, 56 00:02:54,639 --> 00:02:57,639 Speaker 1: now you're telling me like I might have some you's 57 00:02:57,639 --> 00:03:00,400 Speaker 1: got to be kidding me, Well, what the she give you? 58 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:03,320 Speaker 1: What disease are you talking about? Man? At this point, 59 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:05,360 Speaker 1: you know, I don't even want to discuss it. I 60 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:08,040 Speaker 1: just want to get on board. Can we get some 61 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:10,560 Speaker 1: kind of understanding with this medical bill that I can't out? 62 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:13,520 Speaker 1: It's out of control? Man, I'm not paying, Okay, I'm 63 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:16,000 Speaker 1: not gonna pay for your medical bills. Especially when I 64 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:19,079 Speaker 1: don't even know what the you mean? What you mean 65 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:22,920 Speaker 1: she gave you a disease? Now I'm over here freaking out. Dude, Dude, 66 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:26,320 Speaker 1: I understand, you know, brouh. I hope you're good. I 67 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:29,040 Speaker 1: really you know. But I'm just saying, man, dude, I 68 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:30,880 Speaker 1: don't know what to do no more. Man, I really 69 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:33,480 Speaker 1: don't you know, like I thought. Okay, Yo Yo, you 70 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:36,320 Speaker 1: need to tell me. All right, you talking in circle. 71 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:39,120 Speaker 1: You're telling me something you have you caught four or 72 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:42,800 Speaker 1: five years ago. Well, what is truth? It's unchurable? What 73 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:46,640 Speaker 1: the disease are you talking about? Man, Dude, I'm I'm 74 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:49,560 Speaker 1: trying to dude with regardless of what it is, I'm 75 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:52,360 Speaker 1: trying to handle the medical fills on it. Man, That's 76 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:54,520 Speaker 1: what I'm trying to do. Do What kind of medical 77 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:57,800 Speaker 1: bills could you have for some you caught four years ago? 78 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:00,360 Speaker 1: Like four years ago, you should have been able to say, said, 79 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:04,080 Speaker 1: what is it? Dude? She gave me the disease, and 80 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:06,880 Speaker 1: now I need somebody to play these damn bills. That's 81 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:10,840 Speaker 1: all I'm saying to you. All right, That's all I'm saying, Dante, 82 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:14,760 Speaker 1: Yo is telling you what I'm telling you, Marcello is 83 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:17,440 Speaker 1: quit playing and telling me what the disease this is. 84 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:21,279 Speaker 1: It's Marcellos, man, it's marcellous. Okay, I don't tell what 85 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:24,120 Speaker 1: your name is. I'm getting there, y'all. Y'all want to 86 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:32,159 Speaker 1: gave me diabetes? You what diabetes? The wife gave me diabetes? Man? 87 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:36,159 Speaker 1: Mean you want to coming you can't? Can't somebody give 88 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:40,120 Speaker 1: you diabetes? What you mean she gave you diabetes? 89 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:40,880 Speaker 2: Man? 90 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,200 Speaker 1: Your wife is cooking out, was cooking all them cakes 91 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:46,240 Speaker 1: and pies, and you know all that sugar you know, 92 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:49,719 Speaker 1: and just man, you cannot bron't have me thinking my 93 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:52,640 Speaker 1: wife gave you her bees or something. Man, you just 94 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:54,839 Speaker 1: don't know how to work out, you know how to eat. 95 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:59,240 Speaker 1: That's only you may playing No bill for that diabet 96 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:03,920 Speaker 1: wrong with you? Man? Oh so now now now now 97 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:10,240 Speaker 1: that's funny. Laugh you're laughing at me, Dante, Yes, I'm 98 00:05:10,279 --> 00:05:12,800 Speaker 1: laughing at you. Call my phone talking about my wife 99 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:21,200 Speaker 1: gave you diabetes? Bro? For real? Humid brow? Can I 100 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:24,680 Speaker 1: say something else? No, Dante? What what you want to say? 101 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:28,480 Speaker 1: I want to say this, Duane, you just got frank baby, 102 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:30,560 Speaker 1: This nephew tid me from the sea offy morning. So 103 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:36,440 Speaker 1: your wife, tell me, got me a frank folks. Oh 104 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:45,120 Speaker 1: dang yo, Oh I got your favorite all I got you? 105 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:45,599 Speaker 2: Wow? 106 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:50,279 Speaker 1: Okay, see she told me about She told me about Marcello, 107 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:53,680 Speaker 1: but I never heard his voice. Bro, I was on fire. 108 00:05:55,160 --> 00:06:01,520 Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're good man, Oh my god. Oh 109 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:06,000 Speaker 1: you had me some scared dude talking about the disease. Whoa, oh, 110 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:11,400 Speaker 1: especially a disease four years lingering. It's like whoa, whoa. 111 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:14,960 Speaker 1: Oh my god, man, I was you know when she 112 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:19,760 Speaker 1: got home. I was about to be so mad. Hey man, 113 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:21,800 Speaker 1: you gotta tell me this man. Come on, don Jay, 114 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:24,479 Speaker 1: what is what is the baddest? And I'm talking about 115 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:29,680 Speaker 1: the bad radio show in the lake? To me? All funny, dude, 116 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:38,960 Speaker 1: this is Steve Harvey. Morning happened, New Year happen? You're 117 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:42,960 Speaker 1: eating right? You ain't got no diabetes? Now, I'm worried. Bro, 118 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:46,200 Speaker 1: you can catch it like that. 119 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:49,039 Speaker 2: She gave me diabetes. You see what I'm saying, all this, 120 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:51,839 Speaker 2: all this stuff she's been cooking. You see, you understand 121 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:53,719 Speaker 2: where I'm coming from. Don't you get hear me? 122 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:59,159 Speaker 1: I haven't. I gotta I need a moment to get 123 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:02,600 Speaker 1: over this. He gave me diabetes. He gave me. She 124 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:03,240 Speaker 1: gave me to that. 125 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:05,280 Speaker 2: That's what That's what it is. Need to cook all 126 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:07,560 Speaker 2: them yams and all that stuff with all the sugar. 127 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:10,080 Speaker 2: If they did this to me, your wife did that. 128 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:13,120 Speaker 2: Your wife did that. I'm just saying, hey, it is 129 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:17,200 Speaker 2: what it is. Your wife gave me a disease. You 130 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:19,440 Speaker 2: know when you when you when you sign up and 131 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:21,680 Speaker 2: say you want some stupid? Do I give it to. 132 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:24,160 Speaker 1: You doctor immediately. 133 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:32,640 Speaker 2: Yes, whether we want it or not, I'm gonna give 134 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:33,600 Speaker 2: it to the trial state. 135 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:34,000 Speaker 1: Baby. 136 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:36,720 Speaker 2: That is New York. That's a New Jersey. That's Connecticut. 137 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:40,520 Speaker 2: The nephew is coming to town Thanksgiving comedy Fest. That 138 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:45,160 Speaker 2: would be Dominique, Vanessa, Mitchell shell Underwood and yours truly, nephew. 139 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:47,880 Speaker 2: Tell me y'all look at stupid right after Thanksgiving? I 140 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:50,640 Speaker 2: got it. You looking for ignic. We got it straight 141 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:53,800 Speaker 2: up crazy, all right, nephew, tie me coming your way 142 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:57,720 Speaker 2: along with a legend sheerl Underwood, another legend, Dominique, and 143 00:07:57,760 --> 00:08:00,880 Speaker 2: then another another another legend. But as mentioned, my frat 144 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:03,280 Speaker 2: brother were rolling up in the New New Jersey and 145 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:05,760 Speaker 2: November the thirtieth at the New Jersey. 146 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:06,800 Speaker 1: Pack were gonna put it down. 147 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,280 Speaker 2: Pickets are on sale right now, get it. While of 148 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,160 Speaker 2: getting this good man, come get your laugh on right 149 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:14,240 Speaker 2: after Black Friday and have a whole lot of fun, 150 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:17,320 Speaker 2: all right, Right right after Black Friday. 151 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:19,600 Speaker 1: It's Black Saturday, all right. 152 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,560 Speaker 2: I'm gonna be at my black job at the n Jersey, 153 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:22,520 Speaker 2: at the NJ Pack. 154 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:23,440 Speaker 1: Come on, get it with. 155 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:27,960 Speaker 2: Me, laying in the cutters, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, all right. That 156 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:31,800 Speaker 2: would be MLK weekend. That's Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The 157 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:33,920 Speaker 2: Nephew was coming to town to the m prov and 158 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:37,160 Speaker 2: I never been there and told jokes in Milwaukee. Sope, 159 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,360 Speaker 2: y'all been hearing about me. They've been talking about me. 160 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:41,559 Speaker 2: Come get your stupid on you hear that prank. I'm 161 00:08:41,559 --> 00:08:44,040 Speaker 2: way more stupid that on stage, I promise I get. 162 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:47,880 Speaker 1: I want to ask you way more weeks, all right,