1 00:00:01,080 --> 00:00:03,320 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:07,320 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, subject 3 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:12,760 Speaker 1: I asked a married woman to marry me. Hm, I 4 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:17,880 Speaker 1: know you can do that. You can do it? Yeah, 5 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:24,759 Speaker 1: can do it? You just asked though, wait till you 6 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:27,479 Speaker 1: hear the letter. But first, and Nephew is here with 7 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:30,200 Speaker 1: today's praying phone call. What do you have for us today? 8 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:40,440 Speaker 1: Nap on this Friday? Quetting styles? All right, quetting STI 9 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:43,920 Speaker 1: everybody has one when they get married. What did you have? 10 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:49,960 Speaker 1: You have a quetting STI? The word is wedding that 11 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:58,040 Speaker 1: puetting stile that at your wedding, Carl, No, I had 12 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:02,240 Speaker 1: a wedding, yeah, said to me. If you hear where? 13 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:14,240 Speaker 1: Why what? What? Whitty wedding Nihilists in the back, getting 14 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:17,959 Speaker 1: real close to saying your hold on yourself. I gotta 15 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:27,000 Speaker 1: a minute, Wait a minute, everybody, just wait, Okay, what 16 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:32,880 Speaker 1: you got time? No, we don't go with your boy 17 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:43,080 Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, wheaty just just just just just just 18 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:50,360 Speaker 1: just play a cat, just play lay it. Hello. I'm 19 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:53,640 Speaker 1: trying to reach calm and please. Oh who's calling? This 20 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:56,480 Speaker 1: is the Hastyle sings, Oh great, great, Hey, we were 21 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:58,200 Speaker 1: waiting for you. Hold on a second, I'll get her. 22 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:03,320 Speaker 1: He Hi? Is this is this common? Hi? How are 23 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:06,280 Speaker 1: you good? Great? Listen? Um? This is a half style 24 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:07,640 Speaker 1: that I'm supposed to be there to do your hair 25 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:10,440 Speaker 1: for the wedding. Hey are you lost? Uh? No, I 26 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:13,160 Speaker 1: do have a good thing. Just there's something that has 27 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:14,720 Speaker 1: come up and I kind of need to discuss some 28 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:18,200 Speaker 1: things with you. Are you kidding me? Let me ask 29 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:21,200 Speaker 1: your way. You know I'm getting married in four hours, right, 30 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:23,320 Speaker 1: I do know, I do know. Let me ask you this, 31 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:25,880 Speaker 1: what time actually is the wedding? Is it at five 32 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:30,440 Speaker 1: or six? The wedding is at five? Okay? Um? What 33 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:33,320 Speaker 1: have you done to your hair so far? Nothing? You 34 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:35,520 Speaker 1: have the hair I'm waiting for you to put weave 35 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:40,280 Speaker 1: in my on my head? Right? Um? Oh god, dear, no, 36 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:42,760 Speaker 1: you're on your way right. This is a joke. No, 37 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:45,720 Speaker 1: this is not a joke. I've got I've come my mama, Fine, 38 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:50,040 Speaker 1: tell him to come here. I don't have a stylus today. 39 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:52,760 Speaker 1: You came highly recommended, and I've already given you a deposit. 40 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:54,880 Speaker 1: You you should be on your way. I do understand 41 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:56,680 Speaker 1: that dollar. I don't mind giving you your deposit back. 42 00:02:57,639 --> 00:03:00,440 Speaker 1: That's no, that's not what I want. I need you 43 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:02,359 Speaker 1: here to do my hair. I have no one here 44 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:06,280 Speaker 1: to do my hair. I've already paid you. I understand this, dear. 45 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:09,320 Speaker 1: Calm down, Listen, this is what I want to do, Okay. 46 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:11,840 Speaker 1: I do have someone that I can send that it's 47 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:14,360 Speaker 1: going to do an outstanding job for you. Okay, But 48 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:17,840 Speaker 1: I'm not. I've gotten into a spat with Oliver, and 49 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:23,959 Speaker 1: I just it's it's a very Oliver. Oliver is my friend, 50 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:27,760 Speaker 1: and we've gotten Are you kidding that? It's been a serious, serious, 51 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:30,440 Speaker 1: serious blow up. This is the most important day of 52 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:32,560 Speaker 1: my life. And you're not coming to do my hair. 53 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:35,120 Speaker 1: You're not taking care of your business because you've gotten 54 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:37,560 Speaker 1: into a fight with your boyfriend. Listen, I'm not gonna 55 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:40,160 Speaker 1: go back and forth with you about this. I've I 56 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:41,720 Speaker 1: have argued with him all night. I'm not going to 57 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:43,520 Speaker 1: go back and forth and argue with you as well. Yeah, 58 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:44,880 Speaker 1: I have to argue with me when I need it 59 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,480 Speaker 1: for you to be here. I understand that, and I'm 60 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,120 Speaker 1: going to send someone there. And one of the most 61 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:53,040 Speaker 1: unprofessional styles I have ever met in my life. I 62 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:56,320 Speaker 1: cannot even believe you're doing this. Listen, I'm trying to 63 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:58,520 Speaker 1: deal with you on a professional level, but you're not 64 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:01,680 Speaker 1: because you're not here. I understand that, and I understand 65 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:04,400 Speaker 1: I'm not trying to to to rein on your parade 66 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:06,840 Speaker 1: and professionalism went out the window when you called to 67 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,560 Speaker 1: say that you couldn't make it because you were in 68 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:10,840 Speaker 1: an argument with your boyfriend. Well, I'm not gonna do 69 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:13,440 Speaker 1: is go back and forth with you. Somebody to find him. 70 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:16,960 Speaker 1: Find um, tell her to come. Where is everybody? Mama? 71 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:20,919 Speaker 1: Please get him to the phone. Oh boyd listen. What 72 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:26,320 Speaker 1: have you done to your hair? Okay? Has it been washed? Yes? Okay, 73 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:28,719 Speaker 1: so it's just waiting. Is that what's going on? Yes, 74 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:32,440 Speaker 1: that's what's going on. You done? Have you been under 75 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:36,240 Speaker 1: the dryer at all? No? Okay? So is it still there? 76 00:04:36,839 --> 00:04:40,080 Speaker 1: What are you asking me questions? You're trying to get someone. 77 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:42,000 Speaker 1: I bring when I send someone, and I want to 78 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:45,440 Speaker 1: send them in there. Yes, I'm sitting here with wet hair. 79 00:04:45,839 --> 00:04:48,880 Speaker 1: Has your has your makeup been done yet? No? I'm 80 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:52,640 Speaker 1: waiting for you to do my hair. I cannot believe that. 81 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:56,679 Speaker 1: Why are you asking me these questions? Told one like Oliver, 82 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:59,400 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go. I'm Oliver, I'm not. Oh my god, 83 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:02,280 Speaker 1: I'm not going. This is this is crazy. I'm not going. 84 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:04,800 Speaker 1: I'm talking to you now. Let me take care of 85 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:08,960 Speaker 1: the club. I'm not going. Hello, are you kidding me? Listen? 86 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:11,239 Speaker 1: Is there any way you could possibly push the wedding 87 00:05:11,279 --> 00:05:15,960 Speaker 1: back to seven? You are crazy? You want me to 88 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:19,640 Speaker 1: change my time because you're in an argument with your boyfriend. Listen, 89 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:22,599 Speaker 1: this is the first thing. This is. You are the 90 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:26,720 Speaker 1: most unprofessional dollars I've ever met in my life. And 91 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:29,880 Speaker 1: trust me, Darling, I will put the word out about you. No, no, 92 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:34,360 Speaker 1: you haven't make sure that you never ever do business again. 93 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:37,320 Speaker 1: Wait a minute, now, what you're not gonna do? You 94 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:39,320 Speaker 1: don't curse at me. You're not gonna You're not gonna 95 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:42,839 Speaker 1: do ring in my day. I understand. There no reason 96 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:44,680 Speaker 1: to be mad. I'm the one that should be upset. 97 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:47,520 Speaker 1: It's my day. You're not gonna talk to me like 98 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:49,279 Speaker 1: this and talk to you any kind of way I 99 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:53,200 Speaker 1: want to you call ringing my day. Hold on a second. 100 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:55,760 Speaker 1: So you got this talking crazy to me and I'm 101 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:57,240 Speaker 1: nothing to go with it, and I'm not what I'm 102 00:05:57,279 --> 00:05:59,440 Speaker 1: not gonna do it? Sitting let's talk to me. No, 103 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:02,480 Speaker 1: you did call me a I'm not gonna sit here 104 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:04,480 Speaker 1: and let you talk to me. You know what, I 105 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:08,200 Speaker 1: wish you were coming to this church. I got your listen. 106 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:10,159 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna sit here and go back and forth 107 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:12,640 Speaker 1: with you. Now, I got someone I can send in 108 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,440 Speaker 1: there to get your hair done. Do you want it 109 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:18,480 Speaker 1: or do you not? Who are you sending? I am sending. Listen. 110 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:20,960 Speaker 1: I will be sending my assistant. And she does. She 111 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:23,760 Speaker 1: watched his half. She's been instructed what to do. Don't worry, 112 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:26,200 Speaker 1: she'll get it to you. Don't want me to let it? Shampoo, 113 00:06:26,279 --> 00:06:29,000 Speaker 1: go start my hair on my wedding. Look do you 114 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:32,040 Speaker 1: want How are you kidding me? I'm of a plea. 115 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:34,880 Speaker 1: Now you need to be talking to me, not all 116 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:37,800 Speaker 1: of her. I understand. Listen, let me take the racial voice, 117 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:41,200 Speaker 1: said her voice at me. I can do what every 118 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:43,799 Speaker 1: hell I want to. This is my you. I've ruined 119 00:06:43,839 --> 00:06:46,000 Speaker 1: my wedding day. No I'm not. I'm trying to get 120 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:48,400 Speaker 1: your wedding day together. Now, I'm going to send this 121 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:52,320 Speaker 1: one shampoo gon to do my hair. Cynthia is very good. 122 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:54,600 Speaker 1: She will be there at five o'clock. We will have 123 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:58,760 Speaker 1: you ready? Arding starts at five o'clock. I don't know 124 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:00,440 Speaker 1: what to say. What do you mean to be saying? 125 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:03,240 Speaker 1: Is he on your day? I'm gonna Simpia with me. 126 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:05,360 Speaker 1: I don't want Cynthy to do my hair. I didn't 127 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:07,600 Speaker 1: pay Cynthia to do my hair. I paid you to 128 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:10,360 Speaker 1: do my hair. You have to bring Oliver with you. 129 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:13,400 Speaker 1: You need to come on. But do you want to go? Oh? 130 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:18,320 Speaker 1: Oh my god? Do you want to just go with me? Okay, listen, 131 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:20,080 Speaker 1: I have one more thing I need to say. You 132 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:21,880 Speaker 1: have to say to me. The only thing you need 133 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:23,560 Speaker 1: to be saying to me is that you and Oliver 134 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:26,480 Speaker 1: on your way. You're about to ruin the most important 135 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:29,320 Speaker 1: day of my life. I am not on your head. Yes, 136 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:32,760 Speaker 1: I now, are you on your way? Yes or no? Yes? 137 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:34,600 Speaker 1: And I have one more thing I need to say. 138 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:37,920 Speaker 1: But where do you want to say? Listen, don't don't 139 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,280 Speaker 1: don't come for me. Boy, you've got to spit it out. 140 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:44,120 Speaker 1: This is Matthew. Call me from the Steve Alby Morning Show. 141 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:52,680 Speaker 1: You just got pranked by all your bridemaids. Oh my god, 142 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:59,160 Speaker 1: I am going to there. I don't believe they did this. 143 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:08,720 Speaker 1: That's I can't sign on, and I'm kicking you. Was 144 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:11,480 Speaker 1: not funny, not today. This is the last thing I 145 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:14,320 Speaker 1: needed today. You know what they wanted me. They wanted 146 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:18,120 Speaker 1: me to get you yesterday. I said no, We're waiting 147 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:23,600 Speaker 1: to the wedding day under so much pressure. I got 148 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:26,320 Speaker 1: one more thing. I gotta ask you, what is what 149 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:29,280 Speaker 1: is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show 150 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:39,960 Speaker 1: in the last The Steve Harvey Morning Killed Baby. Come 151 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:51,880 Speaker 1: on only to genius? Is here only to geniuses? Only two? 152 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:59,160 Speaker 1: Not on her wedding day. You're gonna go get him. 153 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:02,240 Speaker 1: You gotta get him. The dated means something scary like that. 154 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:06,200 Speaker 1: You means something to everybody. All right, Matthew, thank you 155 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:12,880 Speaker 1: for coming up next. Toy Strawberry letter for today, the 156 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:16,040 Speaker 1: subject I asked a married woman to marry me. We'll 157 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:19,360 Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening to the 158 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:20,800 Speaker 1: Stave Harvey Morning Show.