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Speaker 1: Yes, this is the Iron Rapp Reports Podcast, and this

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Speaker 1: is Michael Rapp War and we're coming at you live

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Speaker 1: from the Gloom Tomb with yet another edition of the

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Speaker 1: Iron Rapp Report Podcast. I don't even know where to start,

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Speaker 1: but I guess I'll just I'll just jump into it. Uh.

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Speaker 1: Of course, the big thing of the week, of the

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Speaker 1: month of the year, monumental marriage, gay marriage, gay and

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Speaker 1: lesbian marriage. I don't know, if you gotta be you

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Speaker 1: gotta be careful, he said, gay and lesbian marriage. Gay men,

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Speaker 1: lesbian women have been uh given the right to be

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Speaker 1: married in all fifty states across the United States. Uh

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Speaker 1: and uh, of course that was a big deal, the

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Speaker 1: Supreme Court ruleing and big fucking deal. Love winds. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. There's all kind of hashtags love wins, love wins.

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Speaker 1: It's great, it's fantastic. I'm all for it. I don't

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Speaker 1: give a ship. You want to get married, knock yourself out, Okay,

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Speaker 1: But I'm in Los Angeles. Uh And and obviously there's

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Speaker 1: a strong as there should be a strong gay presence

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Speaker 1: West Hollywood. Uh, you know, in specifically in Los Angeles,

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Speaker 1: is a is A is a predominantly gay neighborhood. It's famous.

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Speaker 1: It's worldwide, like the Iron Rap Corps podcast. And since

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Speaker 1: they announced the law, since they've been given the go

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Speaker 1: ahead to get married, there's been gay pride parades. I

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Speaker 1: don't know how to fund these guys and girls. They

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Speaker 1: organized parties better than any fucking body else. I mean,

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Speaker 1: was this planned? Was this just happenstance that the the gay,

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Speaker 1: gays and lesbians were given the right to get married,

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Speaker 1: and then the next day, boom, there's national fucking parties nationwide,

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Speaker 1: every state Gay pride today? It was that was it

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Speaker 1: was a gay pride. It seems like every week there's

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Speaker 1: some sort of gay pride. Like the week before there

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Speaker 1: was transgender There was a fucking parade here in Los Angeles,

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Speaker 1: the transgender Parade, and then this week there's the game.

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Speaker 1: I mean, there's fucking listen if I if you ever

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Speaker 1: need to organize a party or something, the gay and

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Speaker 1: lesbian community do it better than anybody. And I'm all

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Speaker 1: for everybody getting married, but but I'm driving around here.

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Speaker 1: It usually takes me six minutes to get to my

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Speaker 1: fucking coffee place. It took me thirty four fucking minutes

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Speaker 1: because these motherfucker's are It's like Marty Gras out there.

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Speaker 1: It's like the fucking Thanksgiving Day parade in the middle

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Speaker 1: of the day. Motherfucker's are walking around and thongs and

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Speaker 1: g strings they got like barretts, and and there's floats

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Speaker 1: out there. Yourself a favor, Get the funk off the streets,

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Speaker 1: go get married. I don't give a funk. I'm happy

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Speaker 1: that the gay and lesbian community across the world in

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Speaker 1: the United States is allowed to get married. That's great,

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Speaker 1: But can I just want to get a fucking coffee. Okay,

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Speaker 1: go to church, go to temple, go to wherever the

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Speaker 1: funk you want to go to, get married, and get

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Speaker 1: the funk off the streets because your cars in traffic

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Speaker 1: and and and and and you're disrupting my day. Okay,

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Speaker 1: do your thing. Get married. I'm happy for you. I

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Speaker 1: support it, but I mean, you're clogging traffic up, and

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Speaker 1: I don't know if it's it's like they just boom,

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Speaker 1: snap their fingers and in the round in the streets,

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Speaker 1: partying and and going fucking nuts. And I've never seen

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Speaker 1: so much traffic during the middle of a day. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if I was missing out or something. And

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Speaker 1: there's always parties that I'm not invited to. I don't

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Speaker 1: get a memo about any of it. I just have

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Speaker 1: to deal with all the traffic. So that's what's going

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Speaker 1: on in Los Angeles. But you know, here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: With gay marriage being legalized, We're gonna start having gay

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Speaker 1: and lesbian divorce, gay and lesbian alimony, and gain lesbian

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Speaker 1: child support. Okay, and you guys are gonna start to

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Speaker 1: realize that maybe you're gonna start being like, fucking shit,

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Speaker 1: I wish they never legalized this ship. Everything was just fine,

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Speaker 1: and now you're gonna start to realize, like, oh, why

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Speaker 1: these are the terms that the game lesbian community. You're

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Speaker 1: gonna start to start to appreciate, why did I marry

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Speaker 1: this bitch? Why did I marry this coxsucker? My ex wife,

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Speaker 1: my ex husband, my crazy ex husband. I I alimony,

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Speaker 1: learned that fucking word. Learn it and and and and

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Speaker 1: celebrate it. Own that ship. Alimony, child support, gay and

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Speaker 1: lesbian child support. This ship is gonna become a reality.

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Speaker 1: You want to get married, You want to it? Uh,

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Speaker 1: lesbian Are they gonna keep separate stats for that? How's

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Speaker 1: Love one this week? But nah, listen, we're all human,

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Speaker 1: We're all the same. Love doesn't always win, Love doesn't

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Speaker 1: always last, okay, and your big fucking your marriage day

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Speaker 1: because you'll wind up marrying the wrong fucker, you wind

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Speaker 1: up having kids with the wrong fucker. This is just

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Speaker 1: the facts. It happens. It happens to the straight community

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Speaker 1: all the time. You marry people, and you, uh, you know,

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Speaker 1: the funk that person is. Not that this has happened

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Speaker 1: to me, Okay, I'm just saying I read, I know things,

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Speaker 1: I got friends, I got people. I know these things happen,

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Speaker 1: all right, but welcome to the club. Congratulations and uh

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Speaker 1: obviously uh President of Barack Obama. I feel like President

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Speaker 1: of Barack Obama is going out on his shield. I

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Speaker 1: feel like he's going to be the president that everyone

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Speaker 1: imagined he would be these last few months while he's

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Speaker 1: in office. He went on the Mark Marin What the Funk?

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Speaker 1: Podcast and he said the N word, And people are

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Speaker 1: his life. Why? Why is the N word called the

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Speaker 1: Why do we beat it out when it's on TV?

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Speaker 1: Why would news reporters use it in context of something?

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Speaker 1: Do we beap it out? It's Is it a bad word?

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Speaker 1: And then you could be vanished off the fucking planet.

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Speaker 1: But there's a big controversy when uh the president said it.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's offensive. Should he have not said it.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad he said it. I think he should say

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Speaker 1: we wanted to see Michelle Obama with her hair braided.

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Speaker 1: And they're on there like yo, on their ship, on

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Speaker 1: their real ship, you know, because uh, you know, everybody's like, well,

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Speaker 1: hear it. But but but you it's just the fucking word.

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Speaker 1: It'll it'll, it'll never go away. And then of course

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Speaker 1: think that state buildings and political buildings should should should

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Speaker 1: the details in history, in the in the innuendos, and

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Speaker 1: what it represents. But in general, in general, if people

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Speaker 1: want to raise that fucking Confederate flag, let him raise it, okay,

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Speaker 1: know you say, well, you're a Jew, Mike. What if

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Speaker 1: they kept the Nazi flag? I understand it, But the

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Speaker 1: understand it. The thing is is that I like people

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Speaker 1: flagnown ship just is gonna get more subversive. Race in

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Speaker 1: don't know if you could sue, can you sue people

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Speaker 1: to his, uh, his his announcement that he's running for president.

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Speaker 1: He's always talking ship. He's he's one of these white

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Speaker 1: at play dot it. Alright, so we've been following this case,

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Speaker 1: speaking this morning. I'm hopped up. I gotta Snapple right here. Okay,

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Speaker 1: my my Snapple life, my my Snapple love it. It

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Speaker 1: my favorite shows on television, the Real Housewives series, which

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Speaker 1: funk with I funk with Bravo. When I funk with you, Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I'm in here in the gloom Tune drinking a Snapple,

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Speaker 1: And I'm just, uh, you know, I was just kicked

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Speaker 1: to Snapple. But I'm just kicked to the curb once again.

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Speaker 1: It's starting rap act crazy ship. You get the wigap please. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and you know we're keeping up eyes opening for them

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Speaker 1: people whiling out. Wigga please is what we're screaming. Shot,

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Speaker 1: get better, act right, but we put your ship on blast.

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Speaker 1: Do yourself a favors. Try to have a little class

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Speaker 1: because like wrapping when they're having it. So save yourself

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Speaker 1: your mouth shut because this is I am rappaport and

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Speaker 1: we don't give a once. So with you lose your cool,

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Speaker 1: you get wickample. If you're acting a fool, you get

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Speaker 1: a wiggaed please. If you're wilding like an idiot, wigga please.

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Speaker 1: If you're racking the old ignorant grant, you get a

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Speaker 1: wigga please. You don't listen to this new ship, you

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Speaker 1: get a wigap pleae. And if you do something stupid,

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Speaker 1: you getting wiga please, What the what the fund is

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Speaker 1: wrong with you? All right, So here's my wiga please

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Speaker 1: segment of the week. So apparently Rose McGowan actress uh

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Speaker 1: famous for. I'm not sure what she's most I think

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Speaker 1: she was in she was in screen, very very beautiful,

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Speaker 1: beautiful actress, uh in her prime, uh you know, popular

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Speaker 1: pop culture actress. She of course dated Faith. I think

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Speaker 1: the thing that Rose McGowan is is most famous for

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Speaker 1: is dating Marilyn Manson and showing up to the MTV

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Speaker 1: Awards pretty much butdass naked. I'm not sure when this was.

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Speaker 1: It feels like it was in the late nineties. It

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Speaker 1: could have been the early two thousand's, but she showed up.

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Speaker 1: She was with that freak show Marilyn Manson, who, uh

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Speaker 1: you know, he was a big deal. He showed up

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Speaker 1: in clown makeup and he was like, you know, Satan

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Speaker 1: and uh you know, he was you know, blood and

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Speaker 1: he was a real shock. He was kind of like

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Speaker 1: a shocking musician. I don't know where the funk he

436
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Speaker 1: is now. I never liked him. I saw them out

437
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Speaker 1: once a couple of times, him and in her. He

438
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:58,639
Speaker 1: had on the clown makeup and they're looking at me

439
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:00,760
Speaker 1: crazy like I don't know what the fun knows. I

440
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 1: don't know. But uh, Mary, they were dating and she

441
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:08,080
Speaker 1: she showed up and uh, some kind of fucking beated thing,

442
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:12,560
Speaker 1: ass out but assid naked except for covered in some

443
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:16,639
Speaker 1: sort of beated thing. Beautiful actress Beautiful met her a

444
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:20,959
Speaker 1: couple of times in passing. Apparently she was you know,

445
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:24,560
Speaker 1: raised in an Italian commune. I don't know. She's very eccentric,

446
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:29,199
Speaker 1: good actress. Uh. This week she complained of sexism in

447
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Speaker 1: Hollywood because the guests she was called into audition for

448
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Speaker 1: an Adam Sandler movie. Now I'm just going on this

449
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Speaker 1: allegedly because I don't want to be sued by no

450
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Speaker 1: other actress. You know, it's not a good look. But

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Speaker 1: allegedly she had been called in to read, I think

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Speaker 1: for an Adam Standler movie. And and during the audition, uh,

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Speaker 1: they you know they would when they're they're sending you

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Speaker 1: to go into audition, they'll be like, Okay, here's the script,

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Speaker 1: show up at this time, and and sometimes they might say,

456
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,919
Speaker 1: you know, bring this, bring that. So I guess for

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00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:07,680
Speaker 1: her audition for this alleged Adam Sandler movie, they said

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Speaker 1: we're a push up bra and she went on Twitter

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00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 1: and she's saying that that's sexist. Now, now remind you

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Speaker 1: that this is the same Rose McGowan who showed up

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Speaker 1: pretty much buttass naked to the v m A Awards.

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Speaker 1: Now here's how it works in Hollywood and show business.

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Speaker 1: When you when you get called in for auditions. Let's

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Speaker 1: say you're coming in for an addition to play a clown, literally,

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Speaker 1: not the kind of like clown like Marilyn Manson with

466
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Speaker 1: the clown makeup, like an actual clown, like a Wringling

467
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:44,240
Speaker 1: Brother's clown. They might say, hey, Michael, come in, um,

468
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Speaker 1: you know, with a clown wig, and if you could

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Speaker 1: do any clown tricks, bring your juggling balls, or can

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Speaker 1: you do a unic cycle or let's say they were saying, um,

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Speaker 1: you're you're, you're, or for Magic Mike. Here's a perfect example. Now,

472
00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,680
Speaker 1: now I I'll go to go into my Magic Mike

473
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Speaker 1: store at another time because the fact that I wasn't

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Speaker 1: in Magic Mike it kind of hurts me. But the

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Speaker 1: the the the they would say for the audition for

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Speaker 1: Magic Mike, they were, They'll they'll tell the actors guarantee

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Speaker 1: come in and be prepared to take your shirt off,

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Speaker 1: because they don't want no motherfucker's in Magic Mike who

479
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:24,960
Speaker 1: aren't ripped, who aren't shredded, who earned about that six

480
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:28,880
Speaker 1: pack life. They don't want fucking guys with dad bods

481
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,959
Speaker 1: like myself to come in from Magic Mike. So they

482
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:35,199
Speaker 1: might say, hey, Mike me Mike rapport, you want to

483
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 1: audition for Magic Mike because no one sees that you're

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00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 1: right for the part. I'd be like, but I feel

485
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:40,840
Speaker 1: like I should be in Magic Mike. They go, that's

486
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 1: great that you feel like you should be in Magic Mike.

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00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:45,000
Speaker 1: It's it's probably not gonna happen. But if you want

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Speaker 1: to come in an audition, be prepared to, uh, come

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Speaker 1: in and show your banana hammock and and and and

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Speaker 1: and take out your loaf in your banana hammock and

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Speaker 1: and dance for these motherfucker's. And if I'm prepared to

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Speaker 1: do that like the other actors, I guarantee you they

493
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 1: had to do that. You gotta come in there and

494
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 1: and be able to fucking take your loaf out, showing

495
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 1: what you got, showing your dance moves, and do you

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Speaker 1: do the damn thing. So Rose McGowan is now saying

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Speaker 1: that she feels that it's sexist that they asked her

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Speaker 1: to wear a push up bra. Again, this is the

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00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 1: same Rose McGowan who showed up to the v m

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00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,959
Speaker 1: as with no brawn, with the young, supple supple titties

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00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:29,520
Speaker 1: and and and the ask game on fleek, uh, you know,

502
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,960
Speaker 1: with Marilyn Manson all gacked up and shocked, you know,

503
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:35,959
Speaker 1: ready to shock the world. And those pictures are still

504
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 1: you know, kind of like you know, famous of her.

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00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:41,920
Speaker 1: And Marilyn Manson Duke was wearing a leopard skin coat

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00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 1: and some other bullshit he was wearing and and she

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Speaker 1: did that with no problem. And and I I feel like,

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00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:52,080
Speaker 1: Rose McGown, you get you get a wigow please, because

509
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 1: you know, you know the game, you know the fucking

510
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:59,480
Speaker 1: deal you And it's not like, well, it's sexism if

511
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,719
Speaker 1: you do it on your own. No, it's it's not

512
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 1: sexist if you show up on your own. But it

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00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 1: is sexist if they're telling you to come into wear

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00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 1: a push up No. If the part requires you to

515
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 1: have big titties and the part requires you to look sexy,

516
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 1: it's your choice whether you come in with the bra

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Speaker 1: or not. When the dudes came in from Magic Mike

518
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:26,800
Speaker 1: rest Ashore, they showed their asses, They showed their fucking abs,

519
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:29,640
Speaker 1: They showed their whole bodies without getting but ass naked.

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00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 1: They took out their packages, they took out their their

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00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 1: their banana hammocks. They showed their loaf game for to

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00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,720
Speaker 1: get those parts in those movies. If you're if you're

523
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Speaker 1: playing a Western, I was gonna do a Western at

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00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 1: one point. Can you ride a horse? No, I can't

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00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:46,480
Speaker 1: ride a fucking horse. Can you shoot a gun? Yes?

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00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 1: I can shoot a gun. Will you show us that

527
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 1: you could do this? Yes, you're gonna know audition for

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00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:57,840
Speaker 1: a hockey player? Can you fucking skate, motherfucker? Yes? Okay,

529
00:30:57,920 --> 00:30:59,800
Speaker 1: well we're gonna have a skating When I auditioned for

530
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 1: men can't jump before you even read, before you even

531
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,960
Speaker 1: read the scenes, before you even read the lines, they

532
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 1: had all the actors. It was me, Woody Harrison, every

533
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 1: single actor in town, Tim Hutton, Matt Dillon, I think

534
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 1: was there. Every fucking actor in the world was trying

535
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:20,280
Speaker 1: to be in. White man can't Jump, White guys, black guys. Everyone.

536
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:22,960
Speaker 1: All of us were at the y m c A

537
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 1: for a couple of weeks playing ball before you even

538
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 1: read a line. If you couldn't play ball, you weren't

539
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:32,520
Speaker 1: even gonna get an audition. It's just the way it

540
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 1: works in Hollywood. So Rose mcgowand, for you to say

541
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 1: it's sexist, for them to come and tell you to

542
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,160
Speaker 1: wear a push up bro for and Adam Sandler movie,

543
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 1: and you to get on the internet and blow them up,

544
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 1: you get a motherfucking wigo please. You know the fucking deal.

545
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 1: That's not sexist. They want to see what your ship

546
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 1: looks like. I don't think that's sexist. That's show business.

547
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 1: Like what is it called if they tell you to

548
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,800
Speaker 1: ice skate if you're playing a hockey player, or if

549
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 1: you're playing a figure skater, if you're if you're playing

550
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,200
Speaker 1: Mary lou Retten, if they if they took told you

551
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 1: to come in an audition for Mary Loutt and Rose McGowan,

552
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 1: and they said, can you do a motherfucking backflip? Is

553
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 1: that sexist? What's that called? Then? What's the term for that?

554
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 1: So you get a wig of please? I don't like

555
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 1: that bullshit. Especially I don't like the bullshit because the

556
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 1: fact that your whole ship was your sex appeal. And

557
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 1: now I don't know what kind of you know, middle

558
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,959
Speaker 1: aged ship you're going through or what you're questioning and all,

559
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 1: and I know like you're being a bully. I'm not

560
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 1: being a bully. It's just in the political correctness. If

561
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 1: you like, everybody's like you know, like you know, feminism

562
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 1: and and sexism and and and you know, it's like

563
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 1: and then everybody uses that as a weapon. It's bull shit.

564
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:41,400
Speaker 1: The ship is bullshit. So you get a wiga please,

565
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 1: And Marilyn Manson, you get a wigga please, just for

566
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 1: being Marilyn Manson, because I never liked you and you're

567
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 1: weirdo shit and and you your wig and your motherfucking

568
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 1: fake I and all that, all the dumb ship and

569
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 1: the and the and the your whole pedigree is whacked

570
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 1: to me. It's always been whacked to me. I don't

571
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 1: know what the where'd you go? What the fuck is

572
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 1: your deal? That ship was so nineties, like your whole

573
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 1: thing in the blood, and I remember you had a

574
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 1: couple of songs. I was like, oh, ship, this are

575
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:09,280
Speaker 1: is all right. But other than that, I just your

576
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 1: whole style and I'm not with it. I'm not impressed

577
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 1: by it. You don't freak me out. You're not putting

578
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 1: any voodoo on me. You're not putting any spells on me.

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00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 1: I'm not worried about you being connected to Satan. There

580
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 1: any of that ship. I fear you none. Secondly, this

581
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 1: week it is revealed there's been I don't know, there's

582
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 1: been scientific studies that han this is funny because this

583
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 1: this brings us back to the hipster elite. But it's

584
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 1: been studies showing that if you wear your skinny jeans

585
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:43,479
Speaker 1: too tight, you could be fucking your whole thing up.

586
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 1: You could be, you could be jeopardizing your dick game.

587
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 1: You could be, you could be fucking around with the

588
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 1: nerves in your legs. This is true. Look on the internet.

589
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 1: Look on the internet. But the hipsters who wear these

590
00:33:57,120 --> 00:34:00,760
Speaker 1: skinny jeans, you could you're you're fucking with nerves of damages,

591
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 1: nerve damage in your legs and all this ship. But

592
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,400
Speaker 1: but this brings me to the the the hips are

593
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:10,240
Speaker 1: elite who are also connected to the politically correct police.

594
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,719
Speaker 1: You get a wiga please for wearing your jeans too tight.

595
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:18,080
Speaker 1: We've been saying this. The Iron Rap PORP podcast is

596
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:21,360
Speaker 1: not a proponent. We don't. We don't support that ship

597
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 1: the tight jeans, okay, and these athletes that are walking

598
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 1: around with your tight jeans, yo, you need to you

599
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 1: need to get your ship a little little looser because

600
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:32,160
Speaker 1: you're gonna fuck your low full, all right, because when

601
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 1: it's time to make babies, your dick's not gonna work

602
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 1: because you're wearing your jeans too tight. All right. So

603
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 1: the the this is this a general wiga please that

604
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 1: goes to all the motherfucker's who are wearing the the

605
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:50,560
Speaker 1: jeans too tight. You get a strong wigga please. And finally,

606
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 1: the third Wiga Please of the week goes to Larry

607
00:34:56,040 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 1: Nance Jr. You dumb fuck you Larry Nance Jr. Who

608
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:07,720
Speaker 1: is Larry Nance Son. Larry Nance was a former NBA

609
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 1: basketball player. A great basketball player, he actually uh came

610
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 1: to fame. His most famous moment as an NBA player

611
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:17,920
Speaker 1: was he beat Dr J in a slam dunk contest.

612
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:20,279
Speaker 1: And I never ever liked him. I mean, I love

613
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:21,959
Speaker 1: the way he dunk, but the fact that he beat

614
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 1: Dr J. And I think it was eighty three and

615
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,839
Speaker 1: the slam dunk contest and he deserved it. Doc missed

616
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 1: the dunk and he he wind up winning doc was

617
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 1: my guy. Maybe it was four. I don't know. We

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00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 1: don't fact check. If you never listened to the Iron

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Speaker 1: Rap Porp Podcast, you will you will know, you will

620
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:39,400
Speaker 1: learn quickly. We do not fact check anything. Alright, So

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Speaker 1: everything that I'm saying is that that's wrong. I'm not surprised. Okay,

622
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:47,359
Speaker 1: seventy five seventy six percent of the things that we

623
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Speaker 1: say here at the Iron Rapp Porps Podcast we say

624
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 1: that off the top. We could be saying shit all wrong,

625
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:59,239
Speaker 1: saying your name wrong, dates, details, specifics, who fun knows,

626
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:02,239
Speaker 1: who cares? Who cares? I'm not working with a computer here,

627
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 1: there's no there's no computer. There's no phone in this room.

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Speaker 1: I'm going raw dog without a bag. Okay, I'm flying

629
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 1: solo in here, raw dog without a bag. But Larry

630
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:18,160
Speaker 1: Nance Jr. Who was drafted uh in the first or

631
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 1: second round? Uh? Who knows by the Los Angeles Lakers

632
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:28,239
Speaker 1: this week? He's a basketball player. Larry nance Son played Wyoming.

633
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 1: This fucking guy, Uh made a tweet. This is why

634
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:35,839
Speaker 1: this fucking twitter. I hope I haven't tweeted myself into

635
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:37,879
Speaker 1: a corner one day because I I say some ship

636
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 1: on there but I try not to keep it. I

637
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 1: try to keep it fun funky, but I try not

638
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 1: to cross the line. But Larry Nance Jr. It was

639
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,920
Speaker 1: discovered in two thousand and twelve or two thousand and thirteen,

640
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:55,320
Speaker 1: he made a tweet about Kobe Bryant saying, uh, something

641
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 1: to the effective I hope this is This is not

642
00:36:57,960 --> 00:36:59,959
Speaker 1: a full quote. This is an iron wrap Coort quote.

643
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 1: It might not be spot on, but he said something

644
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 1: to the effect of about Kobe Bryant. I hope Kobe

645
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:07,800
Speaker 1: Bryant could keep his hands to himself. And Denver tonight

646
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:15,560
Speaker 1: hashtag rapist. You're fucking dummy, you dumb fuck. Larry Nance Jr.

647
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 1: You dumb fuck. And now he got drafted by the

648
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,920
Speaker 1: Los Angeles Lakers. And then Kobe Bryant of course plays

649
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:26,839
Speaker 1: for the Los Angeles Lakers, and it's it's it's not

650
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 1: a secret that Kobe Bryant is is tough in terms

651
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:32,840
Speaker 1: of like, if you play with him, he's gonna expect

652
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:38,280
Speaker 1: you to be a tough, hard nosed, hard working player.

653
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 1: And now Larry Nance Jr. You fuck you your big mouth, fuck,

654
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 1: your big big mouth tweeter. Fuck, You're gonna have to

655
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,800
Speaker 1: show up at training camp and go up against Kobe Bryant,

656
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 1: and I would pay money to see that first week

657
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 1: of practice when when Kobe, when when when you get

658
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 1: the bull all out on the wing and Kobe Bryant

659
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 1: is approaching you to guard you. I would pay money

660
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:08,880
Speaker 1: to see that first week because Kobe Bryant. Now, apparently

661
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 1: Kobe Bryant said, you know it's water under the bridge,

662
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 1: forgive and forget, and and that's because he's Kobe Bryant.

663
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:17,320
Speaker 1: He's smart. But if you think that that's he's not

664
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 1: gonna try to kick his fucking ass in practice to

665
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 1: humiliate him, to push him to bust his ass on

666
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 1: the basketball court the first week of practice, you are

667
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 1: crazy because he would have done that anyway, just because

668
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 1: it's a rookie. And that's just the way Kobe Bryant is.

669
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 1: He's gonna see what you're made of. But the fact

670
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:36,360
Speaker 1: that you sent out that tweet, and I know you

671
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 1: were nineteen, and god knows I did dumb ship when

672
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 1: I was nineteen, but that you should have known better.

673
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:47,040
Speaker 1: You're trying to get in the NBA, Larry Nance Jr.

674
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:52,360
Speaker 1: You dumb fuck you you you get a WIGA please

675
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 1: and and fourth, my my wiga please fourth and and

676
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:58,480
Speaker 1: and we're gonna we're gonna have to l o him

677
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 1: because we're we're we're coining the the phrase, the term,

678
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 1: the hashtag I yellowing because we went viral. The Danny

679
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:10,239
Speaker 1: Llo New York Knicks first round uh draft pick response

680
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:12,759
Speaker 1: went viral. I'm happy to say it was one of

681
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 1: the prouder moments of my professional career. Uh. But the

682
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 1: the that that was a big deal and uh we

683
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:22,120
Speaker 1: you know we do that over here. We have the

684
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 1: I'll call him the not danny at Danny a Llo.

685
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:27,279
Speaker 1: I feel like Danny Llo, the actual Danniello, who I've

686
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 1: never really met, I met in passing a couple of times.

687
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:32,400
Speaker 1: I feel like he would appreciate us doing the Danny

688
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 1: a Llo Well us me, I do the danny Llo impression. Um,

689
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,720
Speaker 1: but there's the there's this guy. I'm gonna show the video.

690
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:43,560
Speaker 1: These fucking guy in New York City tried to jump

691
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 1: from one train track to the other train track and

692
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 1: almost broke his fucking face. I'm surprised this guy get up,

693
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 1: got up. But but there was a guy in New

694
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,799
Speaker 1: York who, instead of walking underneath to go to the

695
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,799
Speaker 1: other side of the train. This dumb fuck tried to

696
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 1: jump from one side of the fucking train track to

697
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:07,840
Speaker 1: the other side of the train track. You get a wigga,

698
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:11,319
Speaker 1: please to you dumb lazy fuck. Okay, you get a

699
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 1: fucking wigga. Please walk your ass underneath to the other side.

700
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 1: You could have killed this fucking solft. This guy, he

701
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:21,439
Speaker 1: gets a wigga? Please? Who else gets a fucking wigga? Please?

702
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,839
Speaker 1: I'm on a wiggo please, Tangent, I don't know who

703
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 1: else gets a fucking wigga? Please? The Knicks Everyone's like, oh,

704
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 1: they the Knicks picked the guy in the first round

705
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,359
Speaker 1: of of of the pick. What the fund is his name?

706
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,440
Speaker 1: I don't know what his name is. It's it's Chris

707
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 1: Christoff portzingis uh. He's our first round pick in the

708
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 1: NBA drafting. And and I'm such a Knicks fan, but

709
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 1: I feel like if I speak out against the Knicks,

710
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 1: They're gonna turn against me and I'll never get tickets.

711
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:51,360
Speaker 1: But but like other Knicks fans, I'm sensitive, you know,

712
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:55,200
Speaker 1: I'm I'm feeling like, you know, vulnerable. And they picked

713
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 1: this guy who's from Lativa. I don't know where the

714
00:40:58,160 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 1: funk this country is. I don't know if this is

715
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 1: a Maine up country, it's like a subcountry, know what

716
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 1: I know? In my world. Even my father was able

717
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 1: to really specifically tell me. My father is smart, he's

718
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 1: very well read, was able to say where this country

719
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:14,319
Speaker 1: Lativa is Latia. I don't know where the funk this guy,

720
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 1: Chris Christophe perzingis is and and then uh, and then

721
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 1: you know, like somebody was like, why are you being

722
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 1: so hard on him? He's went on Facebook and he

723
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 1: said that his his favorite rappers, Drake. What the funk

724
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:28,399
Speaker 1: are you trying to do? You don't go and tell

725
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 1: people that your favorite rappers, Drake when you're trying to

726
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 1: show how cool you are. Persingis now he might be good,

727
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 1: he might be great. Who who knows? And he's nineteen

728
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 1: years old. He looks like he's about two unduring five pounds,

729
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 1: he's seven ft two. I guarantee you this fucking string

730
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 1: being doesn't weigh more than two hundred fifty pounds. What

731
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:50,400
Speaker 1: am I nervous about? We we everywhere? Wan? Why are

732
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:53,240
Speaker 1: you being so crazy? I'm being crazy because I'm concerned

733
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:57,759
Speaker 1: about the Knicks. Okay, So so you know you get

734
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:01,359
Speaker 1: a wig of please for for asking me why I'm

735
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,719
Speaker 1: so crazy, all right, it's just the way it is.

736
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 1: I don't know who the funk this prezingus is. And

737
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 1: then the fact that he's open about the fact that

738
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:13,360
Speaker 1: his favorite rappers Drake, concerns me. That's a concern to me.

739
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 1: That's not something I'd be proud of. Okay, Christoff, don't

740
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 1: be going around telling too many people that that's your

741
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 1: favorite rapper, especially in New York. And and finally the

742
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:25,920
Speaker 1: wig a please of of the week. You know, I

743
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,880
Speaker 1: don't watch soccer. I could give two ships about soccer

744
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:33,280
Speaker 1: except for FS, the New York soccer team. I like them, Okay,

745
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 1: I funk with New York Soccer. But but FIFA and

746
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 1: all this ship you know, but apparently I saw it.

747
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 1: I saw the video. They no, Apparently there's a player,

748
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:46,880
Speaker 1: uh in, a Chilian player who went up to another player,

749
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 1: Gonzalo Jena, and he stuck his finger. He tried to

750
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 1: stick his finger up this guy's asshole during the game.

751
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 1: It's on videotape. I don't make this ship up. He

752
00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 1: he's tried to stick his finger up this other guy

753
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,400
Speaker 1: asked during the game, not a pat on the ass,

754
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:05,359
Speaker 1: not anything like that. He tried to finger the guy

755
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 1: during the game. You sick, twisted fuck you do my

756
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:13,839
Speaker 1: friend get a wig of please? Who who does that? Ship?

757
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:17,879
Speaker 1: I've seen guys, you know, dick tap other guys during

758
00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 1: basketball games, and apparently there's they're they're big into grabbing

759
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:24,959
Speaker 1: dicks during football when there was a fumble. I never

760
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 1: seen anybody else in any sport try to well, you know,

761
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:32,320
Speaker 1: go in somebody's balloon. Not I've never seen that happen.

762
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:35,920
Speaker 1: So so this guy, this soccer player, Gonzalo. That's a

763
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 1: kind of a good name. Gonzalo. You you too, you're weirdo.

764
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 1: You get a wigg of please. They put my man,

765
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:50,799
Speaker 1: Dustin Diamond in jail. Dustin motherfucking Diamond a k A.

766
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 1: Screech who has been wilding out for the last few years.

767
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:59,279
Speaker 1: And I don't know what the funky he apparently allegedly

768
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,200
Speaker 1: because you know, somebody like Dustin Diamond, he might he

769
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:03,919
Speaker 1: might try to take a shot at the iron wrap

770
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 1: poor podcast. He Uh, he seems like the type of

771
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:08,080
Speaker 1: dude that might try to sue us. So I gotta

772
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 1: say allegedly allegedly he was, but I think he was

773
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 1: convicted of Uh. It's gotta suck being screeched because you're

774
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 1: not gonna be taken seriously. And and it's like, Okay,

775
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:22,440
Speaker 1: I was screeched when I was ten, eleven, twelve. I

776
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:23,719
Speaker 1: don't know how old he was when he when he

777
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 1: was on that show Saved, but I never watched the show,

778
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:29,480
Speaker 1: but I always know that the nose because you want

779
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 1: to talk about a fucking nose, you want to talk

780
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:36,719
Speaker 1: about a face. But screeched Dustin Diamond apparently got into

781
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:40,240
Speaker 1: an altercation and he stabbed somebody, or allegedly stabbed somebody

782
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 1: or hit somebody with a bottle. I don't fucking know,

783
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:45,680
Speaker 1: but they threw him in the can. He's gonna do

784
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:49,359
Speaker 1: a little time. But you know, my heart goes out

785
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 1: to Dustin Diamond. I never met him, but it's gotta suck.

786
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:55,840
Speaker 1: But he's made poor nos. No knows, he's made a

787
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:58,400
Speaker 1: couple of no nos and he I think he uh,

788
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 1: I don't know, he's freaky dicky um, But I I

789
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 1: gotta give you a wigo please to Dustin Diamond screech

790
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 1: because because listen, I know it's gotta suck. I know

791
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 1: you gotta get I mean, especially if you're you're you're

792
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 1: outside of Los Angeles and New York being screech. I mean,

793
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,399
Speaker 1: even in Los Angeles and New York, it's gonna suck

794
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:18,719
Speaker 1: being screeched. But but when you're out in the middle

795
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 1: of the country and that show airs all the time,

796
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,000
Speaker 1: it's still airs, and you see my man Mary Lopez,

797
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:27,320
Speaker 1: he's doing he's doing the damn thing. But the fallout

798
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:30,279
Speaker 1: from that show has been, uh, you know, it's been

799
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:34,239
Speaker 1: it's been tough. But but Screech is walking around with

800
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:36,480
Speaker 1: a beard and he, you know, and he's trying to

801
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:39,760
Speaker 1: be you know, thuggers, shruggish bone and and he's screeched.

802
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:41,720
Speaker 1: And I understand you don't want to be called screech

803
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:43,439
Speaker 1: your whole life, but you're gonna be screeched. You gotta

804
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:46,000
Speaker 1: figure out a way to embrace the ship. But they're

805
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:49,520
Speaker 1: they're locking this fucking guy up. Uh and uh, I

806
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know what what you get a

807
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:54,880
Speaker 1: wigo please, because you're wilding and you're bugging out and

808
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:58,239
Speaker 1: you're making pornos and and all that ship and and

809
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:01,560
Speaker 1: that's that's that's my final wigga please of the week.

810
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 1: Is it goes from a man Screech, a k A.

811
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:06,359
Speaker 1: Dustin Diamond, which his name probably isn't Dustin Diamond. Maybe

812
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:09,040
Speaker 1: it is Dustin Diamond. Maybe he really has that name,

813
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:12,960
Speaker 1: Dustin Diamond. Could that be with somebody's real name. But

814
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 1: then then you gotta blame you your your parents for

815
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 1: for naming you that or if if, if that was

816
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 1: your stage name as a kid, then we got to

817
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:23,319
Speaker 1: talk to them too, because your parents probably pushed you

818
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:25,239
Speaker 1: into this and let you get into this. And where

819
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:27,840
Speaker 1: are they now? Who the funk knows? So Dustin Diamond's

820
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,880
Speaker 1: parents they also get a wigga please, Screech your parents,

821
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 1: they get a wiggow please. But you know you're you're

822
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:35,319
Speaker 1: you're on lockdown now. I don't know how the funk

823
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 1: that's gonna play itself out. I wish you'd luck in there,

824
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:40,719
Speaker 1: and you gotta be safe. You gotta be careful while

825
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 1: you locked down, screech, because they're they're gonna be coming

826
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:45,719
Speaker 1: for you. And apparently he knows karate and all this

827
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:49,919
Speaker 1: ship and taekwondo. But you gotta watch out because they're

828
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 1: gonna be coming after you. What on lockdown? But you

829
00:46:52,520 --> 00:47:00,200
Speaker 1: get a wiggo please? Also? All right? So here how

830
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,440
Speaker 1: it goes all right, So the Iron Wrap PORP podcast,

831
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:05,360
Speaker 1: this is what I'm saying. We gave away about nine

832
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:10,120
Speaker 1: hundred fucking T shirts. Soft ass, I am rapp report

833
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 1: podcast T shirts we gave away. I sent them out

834
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:19,680
Speaker 1: all over the country and all over the world. I

835
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:23,840
Speaker 1: sent them to Australia, London. I don't think the the

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Speaker 1: the French funk with the Iron Wrap PORP podcast, genas Qua,

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Speaker 1: Wrap PORP podcasts in France? You know that? Just so

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Speaker 1: you know French people, you have a fucked up reputation. Uh,

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Speaker 1: you know the French people. I don't think I got

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Speaker 1: any requests from from anybody in France. The coma Woo

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Speaker 1: genas Qua, the cat sink set. I took a semester

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Speaker 1: of French. I think it was in the fifth or

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Speaker 1: sixth grade before I got kicked out of that school.

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Speaker 1: Um and I got suspended. And why why would they

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Speaker 1: t little little American kids French? Anyway, if you're not

847
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Speaker 1: French affiliated, just teach everybody Spanish. It's only fucking language.

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Speaker 1: You know. My son goes to a private school. They

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Speaker 1: teach you Latin. And I know that all the words

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Speaker 1: are the origins of Latin. And my son did great

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Speaker 1: in Latin. Shocked me got a in Latin. But why

852
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Speaker 1: do they? Why do they? Why do we waste our

853
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 1: time teaching kids Latin or French, Spanish, maybe Italian, But

854
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 1: just teach everybody Spanish, especially if you're in the United States.

855
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,240
Speaker 1: It's the only the only other language that that's prominent.

856
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:36,920
Speaker 1: And who the funk wants to learn French? And let's

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Speaker 1: sen you. Let's see you know, you got a French

858
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Speaker 1: cousin or a French you know mom, or French dad,

859
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Speaker 1: and then they send you to one of those French schools,

860
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Speaker 1: you know, and then you'll learn it at home. But

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Speaker 1: they wo waste the fucking time. But the point of

862
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Speaker 1: what I'm saying is that the iron rap poor podcast.

863
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 1: I don't know, or if you, if people are listening

864
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:56,879
Speaker 1: in France, you know, reach out and touch me, hit

865
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Speaker 1: me on Twitter. But I know we sent soft ass

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Speaker 1: and wrapped poor podcast t shirts to New Zealand, uh

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Speaker 1: fucking Australia, all over the United States. Uh ship? Did

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Speaker 1: I send any to any Spanish speaking countries? I don't know,

869
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Speaker 1: But well, maybe they don't listen because they're Spanish speaking,

870
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Speaker 1: and I'm hard enough to understand in English. But the

871
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Speaker 1: point is is that we are out of I am wrapped,

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Speaker 1: poor podcast, soft ass T shirts. Right now, I have

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Speaker 1: no more. There are no fucking more soft ass I

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Speaker 1: am rapp poor podcast T shirts. And you know, I

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Speaker 1: gotta be honest. It is it fucking it's it's it's

876
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Speaker 1: a joy and a pain in the ass. It's it's

877
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 1: pleasure in pain to send those fucking T shirts out

878
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Speaker 1: because you know a lot of you guys who have

879
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:46,440
Speaker 1: gotten T shirts. He wasn't just like you win a

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Speaker 1: T shirt, DM me. It was like, I say, win,

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Speaker 1: you win a T shirt, DM ME, or your name,

882
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:53,919
Speaker 1: address and size, and then I'll get just a name

883
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Speaker 1: and they'll be I need your address, and then they'll

884
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Speaker 1: send me the address and be like I need the

885
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Speaker 1: zip code, you dumb fuck you. You guys know who

886
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Speaker 1: you are, okay, and I love you, but but but

887
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Speaker 1: doing that and then I personally right, uh the name address.

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Speaker 1: I go through all the T shirts and I and

889
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:12,759
Speaker 1: I send them all out and all that ship. But

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00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:15,279
Speaker 1: just so you know, just so you know, right now,

891
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Speaker 1: there are no more soft ass iron wrapping poor podcast

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Speaker 1: T shirts. We will be getting more a second generation

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Speaker 1: soft ass iron wrappor podcast t shirts with new designs

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Speaker 1: and and new ship and we will be doing the

895
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Speaker 1: the soft ass iron wrapping poor podcast socks. That's coming soon.

896
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 1: But I needed to take a break from sending ship

897
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Speaker 1: because it got fucking nuts nine something. You're like, well,

898
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Speaker 1: what's the big deals you fucking come and do it.

899
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Speaker 1: I had my friends. I had Dean who's been on

900
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Speaker 1: the show do it. I had my girl come and

901
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,680
Speaker 1: fucking try to do it. It drives everyone crazy. I

902
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:54,080
Speaker 1: don't know what it is about it, but the the

903
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:57,319
Speaker 1: the routine of taking the fucking T shirts, putting them

904
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Speaker 1: into a bag, getting the address. What your zip code? Motherfucker?

905
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:04,279
Speaker 1: What size? I like if I If you do win

906
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Speaker 1: and I am wrapped por podcast T shirt or socks,

907
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Speaker 1: you're gonna get a one shot opportunity to send me

908
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Speaker 1: your name, your address, which means the zip code to you.

909
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:17,799
Speaker 1: Fuck and and that's it. I'm not gonna ask three

910
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Speaker 1: times what's your address? What you understand? I love you

911
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Speaker 1: and I love giving them away. Sort of. I love

912
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Speaker 1: giving them away. I just don't like the physical act

913
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:30,560
Speaker 1: of sending them out. But in the meantime, Okay, we

914
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Speaker 1: have nothing. I'm asked out. And the fact that I

915
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Speaker 1: sent out nine hundreds something T shirts and I didn't

916
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:39,600
Speaker 1: get nine pictures back, it hurts my feelings. All I

917
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Speaker 1: asked for a picture of you in your soft ass

918
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Speaker 1: iron wrapppor podcast T shirt. A lot of you people,

919
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 1: most of you people send pictures back, but there's a

920
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:50,840
Speaker 1: there's a i'd say more or or at least fifty

921
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Speaker 1: percent of you. Did you get your soft ass iron

922
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:57,480
Speaker 1: wrap por podcast T shirt for free? And you, uh,

923
00:51:57,560 --> 00:51:59,880
Speaker 1: you don't send me ship, you don't send me a picture.

924
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I need to see you, you know, like, like,

925
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:04,480
Speaker 1: let me see a fucking picture. Are you in your

926
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Speaker 1: soft that's iron wrapped podcast T shirt? Anyway? This is it? This,

927
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:11,239
Speaker 1: that's it. I I don't know what to say. Uh

928
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Speaker 1: I I know that I you know. I want to

929
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 1: try to figure out a way to if there's like

930
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 1: there should be some sort of Internet filter, you know,

931
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:20,760
Speaker 1: because like every fucking time I turn on my computer,

932
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,759
Speaker 1: every time I turn on my phone and I checked

933
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:26,200
Speaker 1: the news or I check Twitter. You can't escape these

934
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:30,600
Speaker 1: fucking Kardashians. I've asked for it in the past, like,

935
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:34,759
Speaker 1: can there be a national holiday celebrating the Kardashians, And

936
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:37,840
Speaker 1: and the national holiday celebrating the Kardashians will be that

937
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:42,799
Speaker 1: there's no pictures, no comments, no no, no Instagram videos.

938
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:45,640
Speaker 1: There's so many of them. They run rampant. There's like

939
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 1: there's they're they're mutating, They're more, and there's more, and

940
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:52,920
Speaker 1: there's more. And every time The New York Times, if

941
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 1: you go on that, when you're gonna fucking see something

942
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 1: about them, the Dale, any anything below like the wah

943
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 1: Street Journal, if you if you're anything that below the

944
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:05,360
Speaker 1: Wall Street Journal or some high brow high salute in

945
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:08,239
Speaker 1: the Atlantic. Maybe they don't mention the Kardashians, but they

946
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:11,880
Speaker 1: still do. Can there be a national holiday? Can can

947
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:15,719
Speaker 1: the Kardashians somehow disappear for just one day where you

948
00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 1: could turn on the fucking TV, you could turn on

949
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:21,000
Speaker 1: the computer and you don't have to see one of them?

950
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:23,880
Speaker 1: And then then now we got this fucking Caitlin Jenner

951
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:27,080
Speaker 1: who's gonna come out with this fucking show in the summer,

952
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:30,640
Speaker 1: and and and it's just it's just non stop it

953
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:34,320
Speaker 1: and you can't get away from them, and and Kanye

954
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:37,560
Speaker 1: West is infiltrated in there. And as much as I

955
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 1: have a mixed I love Kanye West music more than

956
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 1: more than I hate the Kardashians. I don't know, it's

957
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 1: getting all fucking it's just all convoluted and all that ship.

958
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,640
Speaker 1: But I'm trying to maybe Obama, you can do something

959
00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:52,520
Speaker 1: about this, since you're taking all these stands to to,

960
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:55,600
Speaker 1: you know, do some some rogue, you know, bold ship

961
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:57,319
Speaker 1: before you leave. Can you can you figure out a

962
00:53:57,320 --> 00:53:59,440
Speaker 1: way to press a button? Can Can someone come up

963
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:02,560
Speaker 1: with an app where you can filter your phone and

964
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:09,480
Speaker 1: your computer so you don't have to see Kylie, Kateley, Uh, Chris, Chloe,

965
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:15,880
Speaker 1: Kimmy and fucking Caitlin every fucking day, Okay. And And

966
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:18,759
Speaker 1: just watching that that the mom walk around, I see

967
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:21,360
Speaker 1: a picture of her with with her with her boyfriend,

968
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:23,480
Speaker 1: and it's just a joke. The whole fucking thing is

969
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:27,319
Speaker 1: a joke. And she's wearing these Liberaci jackets hanging around

970
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:29,760
Speaker 1: with her boyfriend. And I saw that dude, the boyfriend,

971
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 1: he's short, I don't know what his name is, but

972
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:35,719
Speaker 1: the black dude that's fucking with Chris now, and he's

973
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:38,680
Speaker 1: he's forty, and she's so happy, she's got a young

974
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:41,359
Speaker 1: but it's that the whole fucking they go away for

975
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:44,800
Speaker 1: just one day, one day is all I'm asking One

976
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:48,239
Speaker 1: fucking day without these fucking people, without any of them,

977
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:51,319
Speaker 1: because it's like use, somebody say, you always talk about

978
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:54,080
Speaker 1: the Crashians because I can't fucking escape them. You can't.

979
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:56,799
Speaker 1: You can't escape them. If there's anything to do with

980
00:54:56,880 --> 00:55:00,239
Speaker 1: technology or a newspaper, a magazine, you're gonna fucking see

981
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 1: him every fucking day. I can't take it any fucking more. Please,

982
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:07,520
Speaker 1: somebody's smarter than me, come up with a filter or

983
00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:11,000
Speaker 1: an application to make it disappear off my fucking phone.

984
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:14,399
Speaker 1: Cee I a rap, poor podcast. We out. I'm out.

985
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:15,359
Speaker 1: They're out.