Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Name,
Speaker 1: Image and Zetness. In reference to Z yeah the n
Speaker 1: I Z yeah, then I L it's it's totally corrupted
Speaker 1: college football in a way that I personally cannot.
Speaker 2: One of the purest forms of competition. Absolutely is this.
Speaker 2: I know, Johnny Johnny Davis with that short Johnny Davis,
Speaker 2: that was like the guy he said he's referencing U
Speaker 2: n l I saw something where he's like, things that
Speaker 2: were represented to me were not something. I don't know what.
Speaker 1: It's hard to say what exactly happened. It's still a
Speaker 1: developing story. But basically UNLV's quarterback red shirted himself, claiming
Speaker 1: like he didn't get the money that was promised.
Speaker 2: Was promised to me, where's my fucking bag?
Speaker 1: And then U n l V says it's actually another
Speaker 1: school offering him way more money next year if he
Speaker 1: read shirts this year. So because he only has one
Speaker 1: year of eligibility left. So people, you know, having to
Speaker 1: make business decisions out here. Ye, But yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: because I guess Johnny's saying just make them employees already.
Speaker 1: This is so dumb. I don't know what what the
Speaker 1: legalities involved are, but yeah, it feels like this is still.
Speaker 2: Free amount of money flying around. Yeah, it's you can
Speaker 2: maybe sort that part out.
Speaker 1: But anyway, Yeah, we're still in the wild West of
Speaker 1: openly paying college athletes as opposed to secretly paying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're always at the forefront of paying college athletes. And uh,
Speaker 1: it used to be your thing. You're at the forefront.
Speaker 1: Oh man, the run in revs that that team was, like,
Speaker 1: so Larry Johnson's team, right, Larry Johnson, Stacy Augman. Yeah,
Speaker 1: some greats.
Speaker 2: You don't remember.
Speaker 1: This is there's a Fab five before the Fab five off.
Speaker 1: This is the year nineteen and ninety, nineteen.
Speaker 2: Years ago.
Speaker 1: All right. So Donald Trump and JD. Vance are concerned
Speaker 1: about the high price of eggs, and they don't seem
Speaker 1: concerned about what's actually causing it. So we're a mere
Speaker 1: month out from JD. Vance catching everyone's attention for failing
Speaker 1: at the simple task of acting like a human being
Speaker 1: inside of a donut shop for ninety seconds. Just created
Speaker 1: the most appropriate credit scene for an episode of Veep
Speaker 1: possible and just like better than any episode of viep
Speaker 1: credit sequence. He has that power, He has that negative
Speaker 1: force field of riz around it exactly, so he's gone
Speaker 1: viral again. This time it's because he staged a pr
Speaker 1: event in a grocery store where he complained that a
Speaker 1: dozen eggs will cost you around four dollars thanks to
Speaker 1: Kamala Harris's inflationary policies, while literally standing in front of
Speaker 1: several signs saying two ninety nine per dozen of eggs.
Speaker 1: And people are not making a big deal about the
Speaker 1: fact that he said that his kids eat fourteen eggs
Speaker 1: per morning, which maybe my kids are just lesser. They're
Speaker 1: beta's compared to his.
Speaker 2: They're stringy, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Fourteen eggs seems like a lot. That's a lot of
Speaker 1: cholesterol for that's a lot of for a child. Anyways, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a little surprising, like the Trump war Room Twitter
Speaker 1: account didn't even try to like George Lucas that shit
Speaker 1: with computer technology.
Speaker 2: They don't care.
Speaker 1: You can just don't see the two ninety nine.
Speaker 2: But the whole thing is just it's the Their whole
Speaker 2: campaign is a very visible from space contradiction lie. So
Speaker 2: it's like why bother Like it doesn't matter to it
Speaker 2: doesn't matter to his supporters, and it and for the
Speaker 2: people who aren't into Trump or Vans. They're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: of course they're just fucking lying all the time. Sure,
Speaker 2: but yeah, it's just it is wild though too. Where
Speaker 2: really this for all the talk of like it's Kamala
Speaker 2: and Biden, the ones who are making your eggs side,
Speaker 2: It's like, no, there's another example of fucking price gouging
Speaker 2: from the fucking egg people.
Speaker 1: More price gouging. We actually covered this, I think the
Speaker 1: last time we were talking about it. But the egg
Speaker 1: industry has been openly gouging the shit out of people.
Speaker 1: So we did similar to the price gouging during the pandemic,
Speaker 1: there was a naturally occurring event that gave them the
Speaker 1: foothold to start gouging. There was a avian flu outbreak,
Speaker 1: so there was a brief disruption to the supply chain,
Speaker 1: and then they absolutely gouged the fuck out of us.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: In twenty twenty three, the amount of eggs that this
Speaker 1: company one of them. So there's this one company that
Speaker 1: I think sells twenty percent of the eggs in the country,
Speaker 1: which is two much percent. In twenty twenty three, the
Speaker 1: amount of eggs they sold rose by five point nine percent,
Speaker 1: but their profits rose by four hundred and seventy one percent.
Speaker 2: Oh not five point nine percent, four hundred and seventy
Speaker 2: one percent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's four hundred and seventy one.
Speaker 2: Then you made almost five times. Okay, cool cool cool, Yeah,
Speaker 2: cool cool cool cool. Yeah, yep, yep. Yeah. But anyway,
Speaker 2: that's so it's another example. Just yeah, here we go.
Speaker 2: It's because of that, man, don't look at don't worry
Speaker 2: about the egg industry struggling. They're not. They're not, and
Speaker 2: we're paying for it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're killing it. Four hundred and seventy one is
Speaker 1: really really kind of impressive. Yeah, yeah, and it's because
Speaker 1: they artificially jacked up the price of eggs by manipulating
Speaker 1: the available supply. They've been like sued for doing this.
Speaker 1: They were sued by Craft and General Mills, so rarely
Speaker 1: the heroes of the story that we're talking about, but
Speaker 1: in this case, they were like, hey, you're kind of
Speaker 1: fucking us over by making eggs so expensive, and we're
Speaker 1: able to successfully sue the companies called cal Maine and
Speaker 1: also rose Acre Farms, two of the big egg manufacturers. Yeah. Incidentally,
Speaker 1: one of those companies chaired by a one time Republican
Speaker 1: Senate candidate John rust. But yeah, I mean, this is
Speaker 1: what Kamala Harris mentioned in her speech announcing her economic
Speaker 1: policy that had her like laughed out of the room
Speaker 1: when she announced it by the mainstream media. Clearly the
Speaker 1: problems just unchecked corporate greed.
Speaker 2: No, Jack, it's the communist price controls, you know that friggin'
Speaker 2: whatever insert communist dictator here that Trump wants to like
Speaker 2: in this kind of shit too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he called them Soviet style rules, all right, but yeah,
Speaker 1: Texas Attorney general meanwhile, like Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton
Speaker 1: actually sued an egg company for jacking up is by
Speaker 1: three hundred percent during the pandemic. So it's like a
Speaker 1: thing that they love to point to as like being
Speaker 1: a problem that the results they like to point to,
Speaker 1: but they are unwilling to even acknowledge, like and in fact,
Speaker 1: like the Republicans repeated obsession horniness for deregulation, is kind
Speaker 1: of what got us here. But Trump did release an infographic,
Speaker 1: like I guess he wasn't aware of the egg thing
Speaker 1: because he had eggs were one ninety nine now four
Speaker 1: ninety nine on this infographic. He also had coffee was
Speaker 1: six ninety nine now nine ninety nine. That's not really
Speaker 1: true in LA that's not Yeah, and both of those
Speaker 1: seem like too high, Like six ninety nine is too high.
Speaker 1: You can't like nine ninety nine would be like at
Speaker 1: a hotel in Manhattan, Yeah, you know what I mean
Speaker 1: for a cup of coffee, but most I mean, like
Speaker 1: the local spot I go to that does not have
Speaker 1: cheap coffee. It's like they're they capped it at five bucks,
Speaker 1: which I still think is pretty high, but six six
Speaker 1: ninety nine is where it's at. Anyways, deregulation continues to
Speaker 1: focus over and we've got the Party of deregulation running on,
Speaker 1: like the price is too damn high. We have a
Speaker 1: judge okaying auctions liquidating Alex Jones info Wars to help
Speaker 1: pay Sandy Hook families.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's some real shit. Now you can like
Speaker 2: literally buy info Wars as shit, piece by piece, apparently
Speaker 2: coming up at an auction because they yeah, they have
Speaker 2: to all the assets of the parent company free speech systems.
Speaker 2: They're talking about like lighting equipment from the set or
Speaker 2: like other shit, Like it's true that they're they're breaking
Speaker 2: it down for parts to pay it off. Jared Holt,
Speaker 2: who's been on the show you know who's like a
Speaker 2: right wing extremist, you know. Researcher was like say on Twitter,
Speaker 2: I don't know the exact thing was, He's like, it
Speaker 2: would be really great if like some rich people bought
Speaker 2: it for us and we could turn info Wars into
Speaker 2: like their nightmare.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, investigative journalism out Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, but yeah, as it stands, that's
Speaker 2: how they are going to make the relatives of the
Speaker 2: victims of the Sandy Hook elementary shooting a hole through
Speaker 2: this auction.
Speaker 1: Apparently, just get to watch Alex Jones like streaming as
Speaker 1: they're like taking the set down around him selling it
Speaker 1: off to people.
Speaker 2: Right, He's like microphones being pulled off is like I need.
Speaker 1: That fuck still be able to hear him because oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the guy talks loud, is what I'm saying. Anyways, let's
Speaker 1: take a quick break and we'll be right back. And
Speaker 1: we're back.
Speaker 2: We're back.
Speaker 1: In and Out has sent a season to sist letter
Speaker 1: to a California restaurant in San Diego's North Park neighborhood
Speaker 1: because this fair play. A barm restaurant named their their
Speaker 1: menu items the double Double and animal Fries. Ah well
Speaker 1: it doesn't even say that on the in and out menu,
Speaker 1: So like, why I can't get in trouble double doubles
Speaker 1: not wait, double doubles on that.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, animal fries. I mean, yeah, sure, I guess,
Speaker 2: but that's I wonder. Hopefully it was a good recreation
Speaker 2: if you're gonna go put your name out there like that.
Speaker 2: But yeah, nice fair play, bro fair Play In and
Speaker 2: Out famously has a sense of humor. Very cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, famous sense of humor.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Have you read the bottom of their cups? Yeah?
Speaker 1: John three sixteen.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, okay, they tried it. Though they tried it,
Speaker 2: shut off. They should have been called. They should have
Speaker 2: called their bar restaurant.
Speaker 1: Fair use he get ahead, right, but hey, misunderstanding of
Speaker 1: fair use.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, my honor, I would like to say that
Speaker 2: this is actually okay under fair play laws. I'm sorry
Speaker 2: what fair play? Uh? Parody parodies nuts?
Speaker 1: You know how like when you're you're always like talking
Speaker 1: to your homing you're always being like fair play, okay,
Speaker 1: fair play, fair fair play. Chop, there's see Wayne Campbell
Speaker 1: chaw fair play dude. All right, we have a yet
Speaker 1: another survey revealing the most popular Halloween costumes for twenty
Speaker 1: twenty four. These seem to be hastefully assembled. I don't
Speaker 1: I don't know where where they came up with this list.
Speaker 2: The National Retail Federation man, the National Retail Federation of
Speaker 2: course tell us, Yeah, the same people who are like,
Speaker 2: there's a shoplifting pandemic. Cap everyone's shoplifting, but hey, they
Speaker 2: know what the fuckers are buying at the costume shops.
Speaker 1: Children's costumes. We got number one, Spider Man number two.
Speaker 2: Ghost feels right for a kid.
Speaker 1: Ghosts. The Retail Federation know that ghost is a top costume.
Speaker 1: Isn't ghost just like a sheet? Yeah, with holes cutting it?
Speaker 2: If you're buying your like also, that feels the kind
Speaker 2: of thing if you got bought a ghost costume, you
Speaker 2: your parents are doing all right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Also they don't love you. They both have a
Speaker 1: lot of money and also don't really love you.
Speaker 2: Here's the ghost whatever you can be.
Speaker 1: Just typed Ghost into Amazon. It's in the box outside.
Speaker 1: Go put it on, don't look at.
Speaker 2: It, and take the dog with you when you're trigger treating.
Speaker 2: It needs to go out. Thanks, I'm backyards disgusting.
Speaker 1: Number three Princess number four, which number five again. So
Speaker 1: this is the thing question running. This is something we
Speaker 1: always run into with these lists of Halloween costumes. So
Speaker 1: number one was Superman, number six is back, Number twelve
Speaker 1: is Superman, number five superhero.
Speaker 2: A shout out superhero and what is that?
Speaker 1: It's just Superhero. Don't worry about it man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, what about that? Are what are the adults doing?
Speaker 1: Okay, by the way, the children Vampire also Pumpkin Disney Princess,
Speaker 1: So we have Princess and Disney Princess.
Speaker 2: Great work specific with spider Man, but then say Superhero.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why the specific with Princess and Disney Princess. It's
Speaker 1: like the list making around Halloween costumes frustrates me every year. Like,
Speaker 1: as somebody who has been involved in list making in
Speaker 1: my past, I would like to offer my hand to
Speaker 1: get involved because somebody needs to do something about this.
Speaker 1: It's even the big Google one that is like you know,
Speaker 1: tells you what Halloween costumes are trending each year is
Speaker 1: a nightmare like this answers, Yeah, killer doll next to Chucky,
Speaker 1: next to you know, yeah Chuck Chucky spelled three different ways.
Speaker 1: All right, adult costumes, there's not a whole lot going
Speaker 1: on here. It's basically our recreation, except we do have
Speaker 1: beetlejuice making an appearance. Yeah, a zombie making an appearance.
Speaker 2: Did the National Real Retail Federation use fucking AI to
Speaker 2: come up with this list?
Speaker 1: They always still like? Am they like? Yeah?
Speaker 2: And half the time I go out there, like last year,
Speaker 2: when I, you know, took the the guys shout out
Speaker 2: the trick or treat, I didnt see any of these
Speaker 2: motherfuckers out there. I saw so many other weirder or
Speaker 2: more specific costumes. But I guess I'm not My sample
Speaker 2: size was, I guess limited? But yeah, hey, shout out
Speaker 2: the princesses and Disney princess I out there for for
Speaker 2: whatever it.
Speaker 1: Is you do.
Speaker 2: Are you what are you gonna do? Batman? Ill fitting Batman?
Speaker 1: Outfitting Batman?
Speaker 2: Yeah, fill fitting Batman yet again? Yeah?
Speaker 1: The camel tooe Batman where it's just all up in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, should really maybe get a better fitting costume,
Speaker 2: you know, handing out tricks entreats to.
Speaker 1: The local children. Yeah, no, I did. I did get
Speaker 1: a better fitting Batman costume, but it's still still not
Speaker 1: where it needs to be. Oh, I guess I have
Speaker 1: a long torso.
Speaker 2: Oh you're one of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a tall drink of water when it comes
Speaker 1: to my torso. Short legs, but that torso legs that
Speaker 1: go on for a couple minutes, but a torso that
Speaker 1: don't quit.
Speaker 2: Check out the torso on that stud.
Speaker 1: And Michael helps. He looks like groo, which is all
Speaker 1: over this list. It makes children's costume, adult costume, and
Speaker 1: pet costume categories. So just shout out to the witch.
Speaker 1: I do have to just it is witch season at
Speaker 1: my house. The witch is up in our yards, the
Speaker 1: twelve foot home depot witch that we put up every
Speaker 1: year for the past three years running. And it's still
Speaker 1: just bringing smiles to both children's faces and adults faces
Speaker 1: to like adults just walking their dog past.
Speaker 2: Just people will like take pictures and shit, they flicking
Speaker 2: it up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes they'll flick it up. Sometimes they just like
Speaker 1: get a nice, little like warm smile on their faces
Speaker 1: and they don't even stop. But they're just like a witch.
Speaker 2: They're like little do you know there's a creepy man
Speaker 2: looking at you through a window. It's hand on the window.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you enjoy it.
Speaker 1: I come flying out the front door. Hey, do you
Speaker 1: like the witch you wearing that ill fitting batman cost
Speaker 1: We're wearing a crossless batman costume. Sir, it just didn't
Speaker 1: it didn't fit.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 1: Long story, but it's not for pervert reasons.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, medically long tours.
Speaker 1: Medically I have morbidly long Torso. Yeah, finally what The
Speaker 1: latest attempt from the Trump campaign to get a conspiracy
Speaker 1: theory going is a theory spread by a transphobic OnlyFans
Speaker 1: model slash steak restaurant owner who claimed that a worker
Speaker 1: at her nail salon has one cousin in Philadelphia. So again,
Speaker 1: they're so good at sourcing.
Speaker 2: Way, Jackie, you got a cousin in Philadelphia, don't?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 2: I'm also got that weird OnlyFans account and you did
Speaker 2: just buy Peter Luger Steakhouse to see. Wait, okay, but
Speaker 2: go on.
Speaker 1: Don't look at my nails right now. Anyways. Uh, she
Speaker 1: said she has a worker at her nail salon has
Speaker 1: one cousin in Philadelphia who is getting paid seven hundred
Speaker 1: dollars a week to go to wherever Kamala's campaign tells
Speaker 1: them to go to. And she's not even a citizen.
Speaker 1: She can't vote.
Speaker 2: Oh wow wow wow.
Speaker 1: Okay, so there's no way to trace this?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, I mean this is this comes in
Speaker 2: a long storied line of fake stories where Donald Trump
Speaker 2: has to be like, it's not it can't be possible.
Speaker 2: People would get out for Kamala Harris. They're paid, everyone's paid.
Speaker 2: That's why my rallies are also using people.
Speaker 1: Really, his whole shit started, like I remember that being
Speaker 1: in addition into the horrifying open racism when he announced
Speaker 1: his presidential run in twenty fifteen, and everyone was like,
Speaker 1: this guy's a laughing stock. This is never something we'll
Speaker 1: have to worry about. Listen to how racist everything he
Speaker 1: said was. The other thing that people found noteworthy about
Speaker 1: that appearance, other than like him descending on an escalator,
Speaker 1: was that like the crowd just looked really strange and
Speaker 1: like their signs seemed very generic and not like signs
Speaker 1: the real people would make.
Speaker 2: It felt like the background of a movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, like of a very bad movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeahh what the fuck? These people aren't even
Speaker 2: looking like at the person talking, They're looking around.
Speaker 1: Up with this one is what they chanted. Good job
Speaker 1: with this guy, him him, him, this guy. You don't
Speaker 1: know who Donald Trump is? Oh?
Speaker 2: Should I?
Speaker 1: Who is this guy? He's really racist? But anyways, uh,
Speaker 1: they people looked into it and they had, in fact
Speaker 1: paid actors to be there to fill out the crowd,
Speaker 1: which is a campaign violation. So like, if if this
Speaker 1: were actually happening today would be a real problem. I mean,
Speaker 1: he hired a company, which then hired subcontractors that put
Speaker 1: out the casting call for extra bodies.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, it's wild that like these companies then evolved
Speaker 2: into being like, Hey, pseudo celebrity, do you want people
Speaker 2: to pretend like they give a fuck about you? We
Speaker 2: can put bodies there to not be like, hello, politicians,
Speaker 2: do you need bodies to make it seem like your
Speaker 2: odious candidate is actually someone people want to be around. Hey,
Speaker 2: call us, we can do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Crowds on Demand is an actual company.
Speaker 2: Clever name, you can clever name, clever name.
Speaker 1: Anyway, that is some of the stuff that is trending
Speaker 1: on this Wednesday, September twenty fifth. We are back tomorrow
Speaker 1: with a whole ass episode of the show. Until then,
Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get
Speaker 1: the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy and we
Speaker 1: will talk to y'all tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Bye bye,