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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Name,

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Speaker 1: Image and Zetness. In reference to Z yeah the n

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Speaker 1: I Z yeah, then I L it's it's totally corrupted

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Speaker 1: college football in a way that I personally cannot.

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Speaker 2: One of the purest forms of competition. Absolutely is this.

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Speaker 2: I know, Johnny Johnny Davis with that short Johnny Davis,

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Speaker 2: that was like the guy he said he's referencing U

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Speaker 2: n l I saw something where he's like, things that

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Speaker 2: were represented to me were not something. I don't know what.

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Speaker 1: It's hard to say what exactly happened. It's still a

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Speaker 1: developing story. But basically UNLV's quarterback red shirted himself, claiming

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Speaker 1: like he didn't get the money that was promised.

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Speaker 2: Was promised to me, where's my fucking bag?

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Speaker 1: And then U n l V says it's actually another

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Speaker 1: school offering him way more money next year if he

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Speaker 1: read shirts this year. So because he only has one

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Speaker 1: year of eligibility left. So people, you know, having to

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Speaker 1: make business decisions out here. Ye, But yeah, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: because I guess Johnny's saying just make them employees already.

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Speaker 1: This is so dumb. I don't know what what the

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Speaker 1: legalities involved are, but yeah, it feels like this is still.

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Speaker 2: Free amount of money flying around. Yeah, it's you can

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Speaker 2: maybe sort that part out.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, Yeah, we're still in the wild West of

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Speaker 1: openly paying college athletes as opposed to secretly paying. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're always at the forefront of paying college athletes. And uh,

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Speaker 1: it used to be your thing. You're at the forefront.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, the run in revs that that team was, like,

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Speaker 1: so Larry Johnson's team, right, Larry Johnson, Stacy Augman. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: some greats.

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Speaker 2: You don't remember.

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Speaker 1: This is there's a Fab five before the Fab five off.

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Speaker 1: This is the year nineteen and ninety, nineteen.

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Speaker 2: Years ago.

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Speaker 1: All right. So Donald Trump and JD. Vance are concerned

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Speaker 1: about the high price of eggs, and they don't seem

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Speaker 1: concerned about what's actually causing it. So we're a mere

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Speaker 1: month out from JD. Vance catching everyone's attention for failing

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Speaker 1: at the simple task of acting like a human being

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Speaker 1: inside of a donut shop for ninety seconds. Just created

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Speaker 1: the most appropriate credit scene for an episode of Veep

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Speaker 1: possible and just like better than any episode of viep

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Speaker 1: credit sequence. He has that power, He has that negative

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Speaker 1: force field of riz around it exactly, so he's gone

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Speaker 1: viral again. This time it's because he staged a pr

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Speaker 1: event in a grocery store where he complained that a

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Speaker 1: dozen eggs will cost you around four dollars thanks to

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Speaker 1: Kamala Harris's inflationary policies, while literally standing in front of

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Speaker 1: several signs saying two ninety nine per dozen of eggs.

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Speaker 1: And people are not making a big deal about the

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Speaker 1: fact that he said that his kids eat fourteen eggs

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Speaker 1: beta's compared to his.

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Speaker 2: They're stringy, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Fourteen eggs seems like a lot. That's a lot of

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Speaker 1: cholesterol for that's a lot of for a child. Anyways, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a little surprising, like the Trump war Room Twitter

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Speaker 2: They don't care.

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Speaker 1: You can just don't see the two ninety nine.

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Speaker 2: But the whole thing is just it's the Their whole

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Speaker 2: campaign is a very visible from space contradiction lie. So

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Speaker 2: it's like why bother Like it doesn't matter to it

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Speaker 2: doesn't matter to his supporters, and it and for the

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Speaker 2: people who aren't into Trump or Vans. They're like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: of course they're just fucking lying all the time. Sure,

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Speaker 2: but yeah, it's just it is wild though too. Where

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Speaker 2: really this for all the talk of like it's Kamala

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Speaker 2: and Biden, the ones who are making your eggs side,

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Speaker 2: It's like, no, there's another example of fucking price gouging

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Speaker 2: from the fucking egg people.

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Speaker 1: More price gouging. We actually covered this, I think the

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Speaker 1: last time we were talking about it. But the egg

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Speaker 1: industry has been openly gouging the shit out of people.

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Speaker 1: So we did similar to the price gouging during the pandemic,

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Speaker 1: there was a naturally occurring event that gave them the

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Speaker 1: foothold to start gouging. There was a avian flu outbreak,

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Speaker 1: so there was a brief disruption to the supply chain,

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Speaker 1: and then they absolutely gouged the fuck out of us.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: In twenty twenty three, the amount of eggs that this

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Speaker 1: company one of them. So there's this one company that

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Speaker 1: I think sells twenty percent of the eggs in the country,

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Speaker 1: which is two much percent. In twenty twenty three, the

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Speaker 1: amount of eggs they sold rose by five point nine percent,

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Speaker 1: but their profits rose by four hundred and seventy one percent.

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Speaker 2: Oh not five point nine percent, four hundred and seventy

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's four hundred and seventy one.

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Speaker 2: Then you made almost five times. Okay, cool cool cool, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: cool cool cool cool. Yeah, yep, yep. Yeah. But anyway,

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Speaker 2: that's so it's another example. Just yeah, here we go.

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Speaker 2: It's because of that, man, don't look at don't worry

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Speaker 2: about the egg industry struggling. They're not. They're not, and

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Speaker 2: we're paying for it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're killing it. Four hundred and seventy one is

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Speaker 1: really really kind of impressive. Yeah, yeah, and it's because

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Speaker 1: they artificially jacked up the price of eggs by manipulating

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Speaker 1: the available supply. They've been like sued for doing this.

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Speaker 1: They were sued by Craft and General Mills, so rarely

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Speaker 1: the heroes of the story that we're talking about, but

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Speaker 1: in this case, they were like, hey, you're kind of

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Speaker 1: fucking us over by making eggs so expensive, and we're

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Speaker 1: able to successfully sue the companies called cal Maine and

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Speaker 1: also rose Acre Farms, two of the big egg manufacturers. Yeah. Incidentally,

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Speaker 1: one of those companies chaired by a one time Republican

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Speaker 1: Senate candidate John rust. But yeah, I mean, this is

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Speaker 1: what Kamala Harris mentioned in her speech announcing her economic

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Speaker 1: policy that had her like laughed out of the room

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Speaker 1: when she announced it by the mainstream media. Clearly the

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Speaker 1: problems just unchecked corporate greed.

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Speaker 2: No, Jack, it's the communist price controls, you know that friggin'

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Speaker 2: whatever insert communist dictator here that Trump wants to like

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Speaker 2: in this kind of shit too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he called them Soviet style rules, all right, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: Texas Attorney general meanwhile, like Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton

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Speaker 1: but they are unwilling to even acknowledge, like and in fact,

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Speaker 1: like the Republicans repeated obsession horniness for deregulation, is kind

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Speaker 1: of what got us here. But Trump did release an infographic,

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Speaker 1: like I guess he wasn't aware of the egg thing

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Speaker 1: because he had eggs were one ninety nine now four

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Speaker 1: ninety nine on this infographic. He also had coffee was

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Speaker 1: six ninety nine now nine ninety nine. That's not really

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Speaker 1: true in LA that's not Yeah, and both of those

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Speaker 1: for a cup of coffee, but most I mean, like

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Speaker 1: which I still think is pretty high, but six six

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Speaker 1: like the price is too damn high. We have a

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Speaker 1: judge okaying auctions liquidating Alex Jones info Wars to help

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Speaker 1: pay Sandy Hook families.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's some real shit. Now you can like

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Speaker 2: literally buy info Wars as shit, piece by piece, apparently

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Speaker 2: coming up at an auction because they yeah, they have

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Speaker 2: to all the assets of the parent company free speech systems.

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Speaker 2: They're talking about like lighting equipment from the set or

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Speaker 2: like other shit, Like it's true that they're they're breaking

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Speaker 2: it down for parts to pay it off. Jared Holt,

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Speaker 2: who's been on the show you know who's like a

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Speaker 2: right wing extremist, you know. Researcher was like say on Twitter,

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Speaker 2: I don't know the exact thing was, He's like, it

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Speaker 2: would be really great if like some rich people bought

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Speaker 2: it for us and we could turn info Wars into

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Speaker 2: like their nightmare.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, investigative journalism out Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, but yeah, as it stands, that's

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Speaker 2: how they are going to make the relatives of the

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Speaker 2: victims of the Sandy Hook elementary shooting a hole through

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Speaker 2: this auction.

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Speaker 1: Apparently, just get to watch Alex Jones like streaming as

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Speaker 1: they're like taking the set down around him selling it

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Speaker 2: Right, He's like microphones being pulled off is like I need.

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Speaker 1: That fuck still be able to hear him because oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: the guy talks loud, is what I'm saying. Anyways, let's

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Speaker 1: take a quick break and we'll be right back. And

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Speaker 1: we're back.

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Speaker 2: We're back.

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Speaker 1: In and Out has sent a season to sist letter

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Speaker 1: to a California restaurant in San Diego's North Park neighborhood

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Speaker 1: because this fair play. A barm restaurant named their their

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Speaker 1: menu items the double Double and animal Fries. Ah well

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Speaker 1: it doesn't even say that on the in and out menu,

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Speaker 1: So like, why I can't get in trouble double doubles

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Speaker 1: not wait, double doubles on that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, animal fries. I mean, yeah, sure, I guess,

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Speaker 2: but that's I wonder. Hopefully it was a good recreation

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Speaker 2: if you're gonna go put your name out there like that.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, nice fair play, bro fair Play In and

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Speaker 2: Out famously has a sense of humor. Very cool.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, famous sense of humor.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Have you read the bottom of their cups? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: John three sixteen.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, okay, they tried it. Though they tried it,

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Speaker 2: shut off. They should have been called. They should have

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Speaker 2: called their bar restaurant.

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Speaker 1: Fair use he get ahead, right, but hey, misunderstanding of

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, my honor, I would like to say that

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Speaker 2: this is actually okay under fair play laws. I'm sorry

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Speaker 2: what fair play? Uh? Parody parodies nuts?

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Speaker 1: You know how like when you're you're always like talking

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Speaker 1: to your homing you're always being like fair play, okay,

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Speaker 1: fair play, fair fair play. Chop, there's see Wayne Campbell

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Speaker 1: chaw fair play dude. All right, we have a yet

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Speaker 1: another survey revealing the most popular Halloween costumes for twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty four. These seem to be hastefully assembled. I don't

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Speaker 1: I don't know where where they came up with this list.

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Speaker 2: The National Retail Federation man, the National Retail Federation of

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Speaker 2: course tell us, Yeah, the same people who are like,

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Speaker 2: there's a shoplifting pandemic. Cap everyone's shoplifting, but hey, they

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Speaker 2: know what the fuckers are buying at the costume shops.

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Speaker 1: Children's costumes. We got number one, Spider Man number two.

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Speaker 2: Ghost feels right for a kid.

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Speaker 1: Ghosts. The Retail Federation know that ghost is a top costume.

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Speaker 1: Isn't ghost just like a sheet? Yeah, with holes cutting it?

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Speaker 2: If you're buying your like also, that feels the kind

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Speaker 2: of thing if you got bought a ghost costume, you

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Speaker 2: your parents are doing all right?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Also they don't love you. They both have a

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Speaker 1: lot of money and also don't really love you.

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Speaker 2: Here's the ghost whatever you can be.

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Speaker 1: Just typed Ghost into Amazon. It's in the box outside.

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Speaker 1: Go put it on, don't look at.

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Speaker 2: It, and take the dog with you when you're trigger treating.

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Speaker 2: It needs to go out. Thanks, I'm backyards disgusting.

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Speaker 2: A shout out superhero and what is that?

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Speaker 1: It's just Superhero. Don't worry about it man.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, what about that? Are what are the adults doing?

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Speaker 1: It's even the big Google one that is like you know,

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Speaker 1: They always still like? Am they like? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: And half the time I go out there, like last year,

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Speaker 1: Is you do.

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Speaker 2: Are you what are you gonna do? Batman? Ill fitting Batman?

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Speaker 1: Outfitting Batman?

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Speaker 1: Medically I have morbidly long Torso. Yeah, finally what The

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Speaker 1: Don't look at my nails right now. Anyways. Uh, she

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Speaker 1: Okay, so there's no way to trace this?

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, I mean this is this comes in

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Speaker 2: a long storied line of fake stories where Donald Trump

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Speaker 2: People would get out for Kamala Harris. They're paid, everyone's paid.

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Speaker 1: Who is this guy? He's really racist? But anyways, uh,

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Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, it's wild that like these companies then evolved

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Speaker 2: into being like, Hey, pseudo celebrity, do you want people

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Speaker 2: do you need bodies to make it seem like your

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Speaker 2: call us, we can do it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Crowds on Demand is an actual company.

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Speaker 2: Clever name, you can clever name, clever name.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, that is some of the stuff that is trending

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Speaker 1: on this Wednesday, September twenty fifth. We are back tomorrow

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Speaker 1: with a whole ass episode of the show. Until then,

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Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get

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Speaker 1: the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy and we

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Speaker 1: will talk to y'all tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Bye bye,