WEBVTT - "The Complaining Expert" with Jared Goldstein

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<v Speaker 1>Forever.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow.

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<v Speaker 1>We're here, We're here.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to just I want to say up top

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<v Speaker 2>that the energy is amazingly. I have never been more

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<v Speaker 2>excited to see your beautiful, wonderful face. I'm I'm so

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<v Speaker 2>happy to hear your.

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<v Speaker 1>Voice, Sydney.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh and there's a fire truck going behind me. Were

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<v Speaker 2>the devil is always always working? Of course I said

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<v Speaker 2>something positive and the Satan.

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<v Speaker 3>Was like.

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<v Speaker 1>The devil was like, oh you want some positive energy? Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>burned the whole blockdown. Yeah, Sydney, I like, I like,

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<v Speaker 1>what's happening here? I think you're you're giving me multiple

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<v Speaker 1>orgasm glow. That's what I feel like I'm getting from

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<v Speaker 1>your friend.

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<v Speaker 2>No not, I'm just here trying to be good to

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<v Speaker 2>a great sis of mine. I'm right right, I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>looking at you and it's love, light and lusciousness.

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<v Speaker 1>You're luscious, Sidney. I feel like you want this episode

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<v Speaker 1>to be called Live Love Last. Yeah, I will I refuse.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just I you know, I just love being positive

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<v Speaker 2>to you because I don't think I did enough. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think that I let the people know how much

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<v Speaker 2>you are appreciated here.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow city, did you so we today? It's even high

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<v Speaker 1>energy as well? Is the energy marijuana?

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<v Speaker 2>No, but where I am the marijuana is plentiful.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, I like, I feel like it just come

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<v Speaker 3>out and say it at this point, but I guess.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, I'm at an undisclosed location right now, Andrew,

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<v Speaker 2>and I can't. I can't say where I am, but

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<v Speaker 2>just know that I'm somewhere that's not dusty as New

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<v Speaker 2>York City. I'm in better I'm in better places. The

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<v Speaker 2>grass is greener over here. I wish Marie was here

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<v Speaker 2>to be my third.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go ahead and tap tap tap tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Out, Marie.

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<v Speaker 1>What were you an expert in this week? I want

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<v Speaker 1>to know. I didn't know we were doing this today.

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<v Speaker 2>I was somebody complained on the on the in the

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<v Speaker 2>comments and said that we don't we don't do expertises anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>But we have a whole episode that is around in

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<v Speaker 1>expertise today, I know, complaining that we don't talk about

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<v Speaker 1>what we're experts in.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh for the week. We used to do that religiously.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I guess we're experts in not being prepared.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's the overall theme of the podcast SYS.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, sure, I guess I heard you. I heard you

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<v Speaker 1>had y'all had a crazy ass day. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if it was a crazy daysis, but we had a

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<v Speaker 1>nice Sunday.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you want you want to tell us.

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<v Speaker 3>It was.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, Wow, my teeth look amazing, so beautiful. Yeah, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I had my scarf for my good scarf.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh here here you go, here you go. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>drape it over my head. But and then we'll figure

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<v Speaker 1>it out after. But it was nice in New York

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<v Speaker 1>this weekend, and I didn't really have anything to do

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<v Speaker 1>because I was up all night, literally all night.

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<v Speaker 2>You were all all night. We did we did sid

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<v Speaker 2>Can cook and it was like I was like, Marie's here,

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<v Speaker 2>she's here for the for the night.

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<v Speaker 1>She spent the night. Yeah, and that's why city is

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<v Speaker 1>in such a good mood today because I spent the

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<v Speaker 1>night at her house. It's true.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, we didn't say up top that we got our

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<v Speaker 2>coaches waxed.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh we did not.

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<v Speaker 2>We didn't say that.

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<v Speaker 1>And okay, so let's talk about that being our expertise.

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<v Speaker 1>Then this week against Sydney are experts and having smooth

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<v Speaker 1>ass yes, very sweet. Shout out to my mom who's

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<v Speaker 1>listening to the episode today. Hey Mom, Yeah, we went

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<v Speaker 1>and got Brazilian Did you get a Brazilian wax?

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<v Speaker 2>Friend? Yeah, at the front in the back gone.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Me and Sydney got Brazilian waxes. And Sydney was

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<v Speaker 1>late to the appointment. M not to point that out,

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<v Speaker 1>but she was messaging me like better, you better not

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<v Speaker 1>be late, beach. And then I got there and how

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<v Speaker 1>good sister was late.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you I will be I will be

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<v Speaker 2>late for my own death.

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<v Speaker 1>Just letting y'all know. So you're gonna live to be

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred and nine.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna I'm gonna miss my death and keep on living.

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<v Speaker 1>Shout out to Soul. I think that's what I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>It's about bating death.

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<v Speaker 1>It's about being late. This is about a black man

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<v Speaker 1>cheating death. Yeah. So Sidney, how late were you?

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<v Speaker 4>Friend?

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<v Speaker 1>What time did you get done? Like twenty I think

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<v Speaker 1>I was twenty minutes. Yeah. Yeah, by the time you

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<v Speaker 1>got there, I was already half bald and I could

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<v Speaker 1>see one of my lips completely. For the listeners who

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<v Speaker 1>had never gotten a Brazilian wax, they just put hot

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<v Speaker 1>wax on your First of all, they show you the

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<v Speaker 1>room and then they say, let me know when you're ready,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they leave and you're in the room, like,

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<v Speaker 1>am I supposed to take off all my clothes? Like

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<v Speaker 1>you don't even know? Like I wasn't sure what to do.

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<v Speaker 1>And then she knocked on the door and I still

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<v Speaker 1>had my coat on, so I was like, well, let

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<v Speaker 1>me take off this, and they put the hot wax

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<v Speaker 1>on you and then they like pat it a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit and then it dries and they ripped the whole

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<v Speaker 1>thing off.

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<v Speaker 2>It was insane. That was my first time getting it

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<v Speaker 2>done and I I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was screaming, screaming.

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<v Speaker 2>Screaming, and I apologize to everybody who could hear. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I'm so sorry. And a man was like,

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<v Speaker 2>don't apologize, we understand, Like they just he understood. He

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<v Speaker 2>was a great ally. He knows that wax on the

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<v Speaker 2>couch it hurts.

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<v Speaker 1>But when it's done, it it's not that it looks awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>It feels awesome. You feel more aer dynamic when you

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<v Speaker 1>walk down the street. It just feels. It feels nice.

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<v Speaker 1>I was floating, how long does it take for it

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<v Speaker 1>to go back? Let me check? I don't have it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have anything there now, so not quick. I

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes when I shave, literally, I'll be like, what is this?

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<v Speaker 1>Why is this? A long?

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<v Speaker 2>Like a long hair starts growing out immediately the next day.

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<v Speaker 1>Yo, Have you ever pulled a long hair out of

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<v Speaker 1>your booty crack? Yes? Yes, it's like satisfying in some word.

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<v Speaker 2>It feels like I'm flossing, which I need sometime.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm your cheeks. Yeah, but wait.

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<v Speaker 2>Me and Marie were supposed to show each other our

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<v Speaker 2>snatches and she did not, and I would love to

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<v Speaker 2>see it.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, Sidney, I'm sorry, did you show me yours? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I sid can cook, and you did not want to

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<v Speaker 1>show me. I don't like an audience interesting you and

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<v Speaker 1>Chris a comedian.

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<v Speaker 2>I only want to do a solo show for one

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<v Speaker 2>and that's you.

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<v Speaker 1>How does the fire beach?

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<v Speaker 2>But you know, I think Marie had on like some real,

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<v Speaker 2>real thin leggings so through her you know, you know

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<v Speaker 2>she has her beautiful camel too. I could tell that

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<v Speaker 2>they did a great job.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, I was wearing sweatpants. Second of all,

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<v Speaker 1>you know that God is the one who did a

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<v Speaker 1>good job. And the lady just hooked it up a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit. But now I'm just like, I just want

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<v Speaker 1>people to see it. I just want to go.

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<v Speaker 2>Show us, to show us on the chat.

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<v Speaker 1>The guest wants to see it. You see, the light

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<v Speaker 1>is not that good in here.

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<v Speaker 2>Just put on the sex lamp.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta put the ring light on. Yes, please angle

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<v Speaker 1>the camera a little bit. Can't you see it? It's

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<v Speaker 1>just black? Is that a tampon stream? No Sydney sit down?

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<v Speaker 1>I cannot believe you just met to these people and

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<v Speaker 1>for that I too.

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<v Speaker 2>Yo, y'all are so y'all are missing a good ass

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<v Speaker 2>show this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>This We can't even put this on the Patreon. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what, we should start doing live podcasts, not live,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know what I mean, like, we should start

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<v Speaker 1>shooting them so people can see what. Yeah, people miss that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's wow, incredible? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking speaking of shows, we did a phenomenal moment for

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<v Speaker 2>our guest today, who's pretty damn.

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<v Speaker 1>Famous basically yes, famous poppin' I.

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<v Speaker 2>Mean infamously known for being in Nikki Fresh with Nicole Richie.

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<v Speaker 1>Nicole Richie's best friend, The New Simple Life, The New

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<v Speaker 1>Simple Life, that's what you are. I don't I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even know, Marie, just just bring him in. He is

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<v Speaker 1>our complaining expert, and that's something that Sydney claims we're

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<v Speaker 1>experts in already, but he is the unofficial expert. Give

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<v Speaker 1>it up for Jared Goldstein.

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<v Speaker 4>Hi, okay, I I have zero complaints so far. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>in heaven.

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<v Speaker 1>But you got to see Sydney's cool.

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<v Speaker 4>This is incredible.

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<v Speaker 2>I just I'm sorry. The crazy thing is that it's

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<v Speaker 2>kind of like, you know, what just happened. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>when a guy puts his dick inside of you and

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<v Speaker 2>you're like, is it in you? Guys just was like,

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<v Speaker 2>is it there?

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<v Speaker 3>What?

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<v Speaker 1>Where is it? You were squinting. It was very it

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<v Speaker 1>was very blick. It was blick. It was black. But

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<v Speaker 1>the lightning also famously not good where you are, famously

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<v Speaker 1>great weed bad lights.

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<v Speaker 4>Why right now, right now, I'm I'm on bush, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>all natural, but last year for the first time and

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<v Speaker 4>second time, and hopefully soon when I'm finished being vaxed

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<v Speaker 4>third time, I am waxing my hole and I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>You've been waxing your hole? Well, Sidney, you waxed your hole.

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<v Speaker 1>You that Brazilian? No, But but I didn't know.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I didn't know that, Like guys are waxing holes.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, you didn't know?

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<v Speaker 3>M M.

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<v Speaker 1>Get Andrew Andrew with his squeaky clean bootyhole. No I

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<v Speaker 1>have not.

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<v Speaker 3>I did sign off on the the Have you ever

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<v Speaker 3>pulled a string out of or a hair out of

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<v Speaker 3>your ass?

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<v Speaker 1>A long hair? You'd be like, whose hair is there?

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<v Speaker 3>Where did that come from? I signed up on that part,

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<v Speaker 3>not the squeaky clean.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's so great. It does.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want do you watch everything including the booty hole?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 4>You know, everything else in the front stays, stays nice

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<v Speaker 4>and trimmed, but you know, I want to see the

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<v Speaker 4>visual of the lands in the back. I want squeaky clean.

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<v Speaker 4>And it's so it's so it's fun for you know,

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<v Speaker 4>for fun stuff, but it's also just like when you wipe,

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<v Speaker 4>it's like there's nothing there. There is nothing there, and people,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, people that they're going to get in your

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<v Speaker 4>head and they're going to try to drag you down

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<v Speaker 4>and they're going to tell you, oh wait, just you wait,

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<v Speaker 4>just you wait until the hair grows back. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 4>you're going to be in for it. And I was nervous.

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<v Speaker 4>Nothing thing. The hair grows back and it just comes

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<v Speaker 4>back and it's like hey, and you're like hey, And

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<v Speaker 4>every time you wax your hole, the hair comes back thinner. O.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, wow wait what can I can't thin booty hairs? Okay? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>my hair is going to be like moss.

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<v Speaker 4>Peach fuzz, you know, just a little pixie here are there?

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<v Speaker 2>Are there people who just model their bunghole?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that is that a thing? Bunghole? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Well it's like porn, you know, like you see porn

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<v Speaker 4>and you see these buttholes and they just look so

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<v Speaker 4>like bright and smooth.

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<v Speaker 1>But people bleach their buttholes too, they do, which is interesting.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, here's the thing I used to not. I used

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<v Speaker 4>to not wax, so no judgment because some people were

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<v Speaker 4>very judged about me waxing.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh and wait, where's the where's the judgment? Sorry, where's

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<v Speaker 3>the judgment coming from? Like? What is like why are

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<v Speaker 3>they judging.

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<v Speaker 4>From hateful homessy?

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<v Speaker 3>Like why what is the root m.

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<v Speaker 2>Take over?

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<v Speaker 1>Take over?

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<v Speaker 3>Just like game manic game in? I want to know,

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<v Speaker 3>like why are they getting mad?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? I think it's like it's probably like a kin

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<v Speaker 4>to like bottom shaming, and it's like waxing is and

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<v Speaker 4>it's also your butthole, so you have to say whole.

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<v Speaker 4>Even if you tell someone you did it, you have

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<v Speaker 4>to say I waxed my whole. And that's not you know,

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<v Speaker 4>that's not the easiest sentence today. But I am very grave.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Jared.

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<v Speaker 4>So here i am. I'm basically the breeding expert, which,

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<v Speaker 4>by the way, I have listened to this show every

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<v Speaker 4>week for years. I couldn't be more excited to be here.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like I've won a Sweet Steaks and and

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<v Speaker 4>they're like you know where, They're like you get can

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<v Speaker 4>win a walk on roll on your favorite show.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like this is I'm sorry it took us

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<v Speaker 2>so long that I just want to say that up top,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry it took us so long. I think we've

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<v Speaker 2>had every fabulous gay in the industry beyond the show,

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<v Speaker 2>and we've missed it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think so.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, yeahs worth the way.

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<v Speaker 6>And look at you sharing right up top, up top,

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<v Speaker 6>not even you sharing proper butthole waxing information that the

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<v Speaker 6>community needs.

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<v Speaker 4>Honestly, well, look Sydney shared with us.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't forget who did it first. Don't forget.

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<v Speaker 1>Jared. First of all, how the hell are you doing

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<v Speaker 1>I know you're very busy. I see you on primetime

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<v Speaker 1>TV things. I see you working out there. You working.

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<v Speaker 4>Mmm, yeah, yeah. We're doing the best that we can,

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<v Speaker 4>and it's been pretty good. Honestly, it's like it's been

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<v Speaker 4>better than then then before. When it was it used

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<v Speaker 4>to be easier to avoid trying to be on TV,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, because you could just do stand up, you

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<v Speaker 4>could just like do all these other things. And then

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<v Speaker 4>when everything went away, it was like, well, fuck, now

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<v Speaker 4>I really really really really really have to try to be.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I have to.

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<v Speaker 4>So I started taking Yeah, yeah, so I started taking

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<v Speaker 4>fucking zoom acting classes. Who I actually just before here,

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<v Speaker 4>I had a zoom acting rehearsal. It was a nightmare.

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<v Speaker 4>My teacher gave me a scene from Call Me by

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<v Speaker 4>Your Name.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, the most What was the scene? Can you give

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<v Speaker 1>us a little clue? Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't even I have three lines?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well give us your best three lines, babe.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, okay, hold they are and we want.

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<v Speaker 1>You to get into it though, right into it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So one two.

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<v Speaker 7>Action I think he did. Yeah, Oliver was Oliver. Oliver

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<v Speaker 7>may be very intelligent. And then this is when I

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<v Speaker 7>start crying.

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<v Speaker 4>I think he was better for me. And then my

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<v Speaker 4>last line is does my thing? Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow? I see it. It was moving. I moved. I

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<v Speaker 1>felt the tear.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you felt it, and that is what zoom acting teaching.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you wait? Can you give us the link? Should

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<v Speaker 2>we sign up? Should we sign up? Maries come to

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<v Speaker 2>the class.

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<v Speaker 1>I would love to take this acting class because I

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<v Speaker 1>need to learn how to book things as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Honestly, it's it sounds really bad, but it's like, could

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<v Speaker 4>it be any worse than a regular acting class? No,

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<v Speaker 4>it can't. And it's better because you don't have to

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<v Speaker 4>go anywhere, and when you're watching, like the scene you hate,

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<v Speaker 4>you can just walk away.

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<v Speaker 2>Plus plus it's like regular acting class, but you have

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<v Speaker 2>all your favorite snacks in your house already. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>regular acting class, but.

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<v Speaker 4>Not.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not like you're regular because you are comfortable in

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<v Speaker 2>your home. Sometimes when I go to these like classes,

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<v Speaker 2>which I've only been to one, if you're in front

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<v Speaker 2>of all these people and it's feels very like stressful,

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<v Speaker 2>but yeah, when you're in your own home, it's just

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<v Speaker 2>is something. It's a lot more lax.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you don't even have to have own pens.

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<v Speaker 4>The zoom auditions too. I mean it's like you're in charge.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, how nervous can you be? It's like I'm

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<v Speaker 4>at home.

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<v Speaker 1>I still got nervous before like a zoo a zoom

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<v Speaker 1>callback or something.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Notice I said call back, not get like butterflies.

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<v Speaker 1>Here you go.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a flex. She's close to booking, baby, close, she's books.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, she's like five steps from booking.

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<v Speaker 2>It's already. She's No, you're one step. All you gotta

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<v Speaker 2>do is hop in there, Babe. You're there, yes, yes, yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Is you gotta hop in there? Plus you notice there's

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<v Speaker 2>a there's a chemistry test.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a lot. We don't want to bore the people

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<v Speaker 1>with the acting details.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, we love the Smeirnoff there.

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<v Speaker 1>The voiceovers are fun because I don't have to I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sitting literally right here, and I'm like America.

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<v Speaker 2>And you just did that from your And Marie has

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<v Speaker 2>one of the best voices, one of the best voices in.

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<v Speaker 1>Iconic fun fact, I just recorded an ad for Skinny

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<v Speaker 1>Pop too. Look at that skinny.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, making money, Marie?

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<v Speaker 4>Can I tell you before? Right before Pandemic last year,

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<v Speaker 4>I got a voiceover agent and I was like I

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<v Speaker 4>have done voiceover jobs here and there throughout my life

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<v Speaker 4>since I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was a kid.

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<v Speaker 4>But my like ratio of voiceover audition to booking is

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<v Speaker 4>so much higher than the ratio for like, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>like acting. So I got an agent and I was

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<v Speaker 4>so excited and I was like, we're gonna We're gonna

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<v Speaker 4>hit this and I'm gonna make so much money. And

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<v Speaker 4>then the pandemic started and it was like, great, we can.

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<v Speaker 4>I can keep doing this from home and it's not

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<v Speaker 4>going to stop me. I auditioned for so many things.

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<v Speaker 4>I have not booked one voiceover job. I have for

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<v Speaker 4>a year, like sixty a year. Nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but there they come.

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<v Speaker 2>There's so much more voiceover auditions, I think than regular auditions.

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<v Speaker 1>To those, it is just more.

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<v Speaker 2>And also it's like you and then Keiki Palmer, so

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<v Speaker 2>they're gonna go with Keky Palmer.

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<v Speaker 1>Nosa Ray, I think is the new voice of Google.

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<v Speaker 1>So you know, it's also Issa okay and other people

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<v Speaker 1>who they're like sound like this. And also Oprah Winfrey

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<v Speaker 1>is still booking voice things, so don't do that, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Well it's it's black women thriving and I love to

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<v Speaker 2>see it. So I'll never be mad at that, but

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, I will be mad at everything else.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm everything else.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm fucking tired. I'm tired, Jared. Let's get into complaining, bitch, let's.

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<v Speaker 1>Go, please please.

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<v Speaker 4>Complaining gets such a bad rap. It is good, It

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<v Speaker 4>is a good thing to do. It is an it

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<v Speaker 4>is it is an. If I didn't complain every day,

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<v Speaker 4>I would be lying to you by omission. And look,

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<v Speaker 4>I've got a big, gorgeous brain, and I am capable

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<v Speaker 4>of having many thoughts and feelings at one time, and

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<v Speaker 4>at one time I can feel very grateful to be

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<v Speaker 4>where I am, and at that same time, I can

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<v Speaker 4>also be so fucking annoyed by everything around me, and

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<v Speaker 4>those are not mutually exclusive. So I want to see

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<v Speaker 4>a world where we embrace complaining. We let people vent,

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<v Speaker 4>We give them space to acknowledge what's going on around them,

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<v Speaker 4>and not villainize them as being ing villainize negative.

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<v Speaker 1>So what are some things that you're complaining about recently? Oh? Sorry, Sydney,

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<v Speaker 1>what was you going?

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<v Speaker 2>I said, there is the difference between venting and complaining.

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<v Speaker 2>They're really venting if you're getting something off your chest complaining,

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I feel like venting. You're like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>can I can I talk to you about something for

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<v Speaker 2>a moment, Like I gotta get something off my chest.

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<v Speaker 2>Like you, you have that prelude to whatever you're about

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<v Speaker 2>to say. That's negative complaining. You just off the dome,

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<v Speaker 2>riff riff raft, don't give a fuck who's around. You're

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<v Speaker 2>like bad, bad, bad bad, and the energy is off.

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<v Speaker 2>There's it's different. There's a difference. I think, Okay, so

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<v Speaker 2>was the boy is mine?

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<v Speaker 1>The song? Them complaining or them venting? Because can I

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you for a moment?

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<v Speaker 2>It's venting that she excuse me, let me talk to

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<v Speaker 2>you for a moment.

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<v Speaker 1>That's venting.

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<v Speaker 2>She's approaching, she's approaching you, and she's like, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>gotta say. When somebody says can I talk to you

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<v Speaker 2>for a moment, they're about to hit you with a

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<v Speaker 2>wham bam, thank you, ma'am. They're about to knock you out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let me talk to you for a minute. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they're about to say something that you're that you're not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna like.

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<v Speaker 2>It's never good.

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<v Speaker 4>No, Yeah, Sidney, you bring up a very good point.

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<v Speaker 4>There is a very important clause in going and that

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<v Speaker 4>is you need to find the right person you need to. Like,

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<v Speaker 4>It's like when you're on the group thread, maybe that's

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<v Speaker 4>not the place to complain, but then you break off

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<v Speaker 4>into the subgroup thread with just two other people, that's

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<v Speaker 4>where you complain. So it's very important. Like you don't

0:22:28.720 --> 0:22:30.960
<v Speaker 4>want to complain on a set, You don't want to

0:22:31.000 --> 0:22:33.960
<v Speaker 4>complain in a professional setting, but you you want to

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<v Speaker 4>complain in a safe space so you can get out

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<v Speaker 4>and then you can return back to your public life

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<v Speaker 4>with a.

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<v Speaker 2>Smile, right, because you do want to do it in

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<v Speaker 2>a small with like a smaller audience. You want to

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<v Speaker 2>do it with one person. I feel like you're either

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<v Speaker 2>on the.

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<v Speaker 1>Phone not in the comments that or you're on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone complaining about something to your manager or your mom

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<v Speaker 1>or your best friend. And then you come back out

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<v Speaker 1>and you're like, but I like complaining. Oh that's not true.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't love complaining, Yeah, Marie, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think.

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<v Speaker 2>But when you talk, it doesn't sound like you're complaining.

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<v Speaker 2>It really does feel like you're getting something off your chest. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe I'm maybe I'm biased because when I hear you talk,

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<v Speaker 2>all I hear is like little birds chirping, and like

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<v Speaker 2>you know, Beauty and the Beast music playing in the background.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Sidney, Beauty and the Beast was playing. Yeah, Sidney,

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<v Speaker 1>do you think you complain a lot to my friends?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Like Jared, you're saying it should be like very

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<v Speaker 2>limited exclusive, you should like tone it down in front

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<v Speaker 2>of like strangers or the masses. But yeah, when I

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<v Speaker 2>get one on ones, I could I could go off

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<v Speaker 2>on a rip, which just like this is not going well.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm upset at this and not talking about my blessings enough.

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<v Speaker 1>Not talking about your blessings enough. Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, do you ever feel like complaining helps you, Like,

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<v Speaker 4>once you get it out, then you can start talking

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<v Speaker 4>about your blessings, Like it helps you get back to

0:24:15.040 --> 0:24:17.080
<v Speaker 4>your blessings because you just get the thing that's in

0:24:17.160 --> 0:24:19.720
<v Speaker 4>front of you that's just irritating you. You embrace it,

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<v Speaker 4>you acknowledge it, you release it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's almost like you have to talk yourself into

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<v Speaker 1>a circle about how you hate everything.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not going well, your life is crap. The thing

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<v Speaker 2>is not going to get enough likes, and they're like, but.

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<v Speaker 1>At least I have a job. What an amazing opportunity?

0:24:33.960 --> 0:24:36.360
<v Speaker 1>Like you complain yourself into.

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<v Speaker 2>Like No, that's venting. That's venting because when you vent

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<v Speaker 2>to a friend, they are the person to check you

0:24:41.560 --> 0:24:44.760
<v Speaker 2>and be like, no, bitch, this is like you're doing great,

0:24:45.280 --> 0:24:46.399
<v Speaker 2>don't what about this?

0:24:46.640 --> 0:24:47.119
<v Speaker 1>What about you?

0:24:47.280 --> 0:24:50.040
<v Speaker 2>But you just got that, or like, don't worry about this,

0:24:50.200 --> 0:24:52.960
<v Speaker 2>something else is coming. But when you complain, I think

0:24:53.000 --> 0:24:55.600
<v Speaker 2>you kind of sound like a broken record. And usually

0:24:55.720 --> 0:25:01.880
<v Speaker 2>people don't stop you. Eventually, they just stop answering your calls,

0:25:02.200 --> 0:25:04.040
<v Speaker 2>they stop texting.

0:25:03.720 --> 0:25:06.159
<v Speaker 1>You, they mute you, they block you.

0:25:07.040 --> 0:25:07.720
<v Speaker 2>People's steak.

0:25:07.840 --> 0:25:11.120
<v Speaker 4>My mom always picks up okay, Sidney, my mom always.

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<v Speaker 1>What's your mom's name?

0:25:13.680 --> 0:25:16.440
<v Speaker 2>Sharon Sharon, Sharon.

0:25:16.280 --> 0:25:19.200
<v Speaker 1>Sharon, Sharon's picking up the phone. I love it. I

0:25:19.320 --> 0:25:23.080
<v Speaker 1>love that for Sharon. I like that for you guys. Yeah, Sharon, Jared.

0:25:23.680 --> 0:25:24.960
<v Speaker 4>We do it for each other. We do it for

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<v Speaker 4>each other.

0:25:25.520 --> 0:25:27.119
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because I feel like the older you get, the

0:25:27.160 --> 0:25:30.960
<v Speaker 1>more you complain. The older you get, the more you complain.

0:25:31.000 --> 0:25:33.520
<v Speaker 1>It's about stuff that like you're like, wait, that's that

0:25:33.600 --> 0:25:35.840
<v Speaker 1>doesn't matter, Like, well, I want to the supermarket, and

0:25:35.960 --> 0:25:37.800
<v Speaker 1>let me tell you what this dumb ass cashier did.

0:25:38.280 --> 0:25:42.120
<v Speaker 1>She tries me, She tried me for the organic kale,

0:25:42.200 --> 0:25:44.720
<v Speaker 1>but I had the regular kale right, and I'm looking

0:25:44.760 --> 0:25:47.520
<v Speaker 1>at this bitch and it's like the story is dumb,

0:25:48.520 --> 0:25:51.520
<v Speaker 1>the story is terrible. Like that's what all people do.

0:25:51.560 --> 0:25:55.560
<v Speaker 1>They complain about how everybodies feel. They complain about I

0:25:55.600 --> 0:25:59.480
<v Speaker 1>don't know, whatever the weather, and then they complain about.

0:25:59.240 --> 0:26:02.239
<v Speaker 4>Having How are our bodies feeling? Are we like our

0:26:02.400 --> 0:26:05.359
<v Speaker 4>joints are like? Lower back? Are we feeling good?

0:26:06.359 --> 0:26:13.560
<v Speaker 1>Marie? You know as you said that my backstor my

0:26:13.680 --> 0:26:16.280
<v Speaker 1>body was like, you know what, yeah, beach, we hurt?

0:26:17.600 --> 0:26:22.639
<v Speaker 1>Why is my backstore? I don't know. Actually, I think it's.

0:26:22.520 --> 0:26:24.040
<v Speaker 4>Hard because we're home a lot and we're on a

0:26:24.080 --> 0:26:28.159
<v Speaker 4>couch a lot. So the lower back is the first thing, but.

0:26:28.200 --> 0:26:33.600
<v Speaker 1>It's it's my shoulders, my upper back. This background is cute.

0:26:33.640 --> 0:26:35.040
<v Speaker 1>Do you got a little tree in the back for us?

0:26:35.080 --> 0:26:35.440
<v Speaker 7>What is this?

0:26:36.160 --> 0:26:36.760
<v Speaker 1>Where do you live?

0:26:36.880 --> 0:26:36.920
<v Speaker 4>Is?

0:26:36.960 --> 0:26:39.119
<v Speaker 1>Are you in a den? Are you in a sunken

0:26:39.200 --> 0:26:40.159
<v Speaker 1>living room? What's this?

0:26:41.000 --> 0:26:41.280
<v Speaker 3>This is?

0:26:41.600 --> 0:26:43.479
<v Speaker 4>This is my living this is my living room. Let

0:26:43.520 --> 0:26:43.879
<v Speaker 4>me show you.

0:26:44.320 --> 0:26:45.840
<v Speaker 1>I see you have a white couch.

0:26:47.400 --> 0:26:50.800
<v Speaker 4>Okay, so oh wow, that's where the do you live?

0:26:50.960 --> 0:26:51.200
<v Speaker 1>Dude?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm yeah, I know where.

0:26:55.359 --> 0:26:57.560
<v Speaker 2>I know you're in LA. It's clear that you're in

0:26:57.600 --> 0:27:00.639
<v Speaker 2>a home. It doesn't look like a random apartment.

0:27:00.920 --> 0:27:02.600
<v Speaker 1>Okay, little accent wall.

0:27:03.760 --> 0:27:04.800
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, a little accent wall.

0:27:07.040 --> 0:27:07.399
<v Speaker 1>I love that.

0:27:07.720 --> 0:27:10.960
<v Speaker 4>Okay, wow, got a cute little setup. Yeah, I've been

0:27:11.000 --> 0:27:12.640
<v Speaker 4>here as long as I've lived in LA.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like you.

0:27:14.560 --> 0:27:16.760
<v Speaker 2>Why would you complain if you look at you? You

0:27:16.880 --> 0:27:20.159
<v Speaker 2>got an upstairs and downstairs, the nerve of you, the

0:27:20.320 --> 0:27:23.760
<v Speaker 2>nerve of you having anything, and you.

0:27:23.840 --> 0:27:25.879
<v Speaker 1>Have all your hair. So let's talk what you got

0:27:25.920 --> 0:27:26.600
<v Speaker 1>to complain about you?

0:27:26.760 --> 0:27:29.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you have abs. Didn't even know that until you

0:27:29.920 --> 0:27:32.919
<v Speaker 2>were on Alex's English Live. Didn't even know you had

0:27:32.920 --> 0:27:33.639
<v Speaker 2>a body like that.

0:27:35.440 --> 0:27:36.120
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's new.

0:27:36.240 --> 0:27:40.360
<v Speaker 1>It's about the new ABS smell. So is my hair

0:27:40.480 --> 0:27:44.399
<v Speaker 1>my hair? Yeah, Sydney's new hair, my new hair. My

0:27:44.520 --> 0:27:46.280
<v Speaker 1>new hair still has the tag on it. Thank you.

0:27:49.960 --> 0:27:51.480
<v Speaker 4>I find little things to complain about.

0:27:51.760 --> 0:27:52.679
<v Speaker 1>Let's come, let's complain.

0:27:52.800 --> 0:27:55.640
<v Speaker 4>My ankle hurts, my lower back hurts.

0:27:58.640 --> 0:27:59.000
<v Speaker 2>What else?

0:28:00.080 --> 0:28:06.680
<v Speaker 4>The zoom acting rehearsal was annoying, boring, Keep going, keep going, people.

0:28:06.800 --> 0:28:07.840
<v Speaker 1>You complain about people.

0:28:09.800 --> 0:28:12.359
<v Speaker 4>I do less, so because I'm around less people now,

0:28:13.240 --> 0:28:14.520
<v Speaker 4>Generally I would say you're lying.

0:28:19.200 --> 0:28:21.920
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, you're on You're on social media enough

0:28:22.000 --> 0:28:24.200
<v Speaker 2>that I know there's people in there. That's fucking getting

0:28:24.320 --> 0:28:26.400
<v Speaker 2>on your nerves. I know you're complaining about some people

0:28:26.440 --> 0:28:29.879
<v Speaker 2>that you that you follow. Look at your look at

0:28:29.920 --> 0:28:33.639
<v Speaker 2>your face. Come on you now, if you've listened to

0:28:33.720 --> 0:28:35.959
<v Speaker 2>this podcast, you know it's messy. Don't come over here

0:28:36.040 --> 0:28:39.880
<v Speaker 2>talking about Oh I don't games, blah blah blah, like

0:28:40.120 --> 0:28:45.080
<v Speaker 2>we want I want that, like sirloin cut, Like come on, now,

0:28:45.440 --> 0:28:48.440
<v Speaker 2>what we complain about? Who we complain about. Let's let's

0:28:48.520 --> 0:28:48.760
<v Speaker 2>go in.

0:28:50.200 --> 0:28:51.440
<v Speaker 1>We want to complain with your friend.

0:28:52.960 --> 0:28:59.480
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm gonna complain here. I'm not going to say

0:28:59.480 --> 0:29:01.800
<v Speaker 2>the name of this show. But there's a show. There's

0:29:01.840 --> 0:29:04.960
<v Speaker 2>a show that all they do is book their friends.

0:29:05.840 --> 0:29:08.360
<v Speaker 2>It's a it's a it's a great show. I think

0:29:08.360 --> 0:29:12.680
<v Speaker 2>it's amazing, but they only book their friends. And I

0:29:12.800 --> 0:29:16.240
<v Speaker 2>think the people on there are amazing, but it's a

0:29:16.440 --> 0:29:19.680
<v Speaker 2>it's a very white show. It's a very white show.

0:29:21.440 --> 0:29:22.000
<v Speaker 3>For a second.

0:29:22.200 --> 0:29:23.000
<v Speaker 1>No no, no, no, no, no no.

0:29:24.080 --> 0:29:25.400
<v Speaker 4>The book.

0:29:25.440 --> 0:29:29.320
<v Speaker 2>Our friends are very our friends very diverse. We have

0:29:29.360 --> 0:29:32.240
<v Speaker 2>all types of friends here. We've hit We've hit like

0:29:32.400 --> 0:29:36.000
<v Speaker 2>every angle, every corner of the fucking room. The show,

0:29:36.760 --> 0:29:41.360
<v Speaker 2>it's a great show. Critically acclaim amazing show. The show

0:29:41.480 --> 0:29:45.840
<v Speaker 2>is on a great network now, but they only book

0:29:45.880 --> 0:29:51.440
<v Speaker 2>their friends of the Beige Persuasion. And I mean, I

0:29:51.520 --> 0:29:54.760
<v Speaker 2>think I got I have not even got an audition

0:29:54.920 --> 0:29:59.080
<v Speaker 2>for it yet. And the the black people that I

0:29:59.160 --> 0:30:02.960
<v Speaker 2>have known then had an audition, they were like, you're

0:30:03.040 --> 0:30:05.000
<v Speaker 2>not a You're just it's just not the fit.

0:30:05.120 --> 0:30:06.440
<v Speaker 1>It's like, what that's right?

0:30:06.480 --> 0:30:08.000
<v Speaker 2>I heard you called me a nigga. What do you

0:30:08.080 --> 0:30:10.120
<v Speaker 2>mean what do you mean it's not a fit?

0:30:12.160 --> 0:30:16.080
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Sydney, Yes, I'm gonna do. I'm gonna complain to, Okay,

0:30:16.120 --> 0:30:18.080
<v Speaker 1>complain on something. This is just trying to I'm trying

0:30:18.120 --> 0:30:20.920
<v Speaker 1>to warm you know. Okay, make this a safe space.

0:30:21.520 --> 0:30:26.400
<v Speaker 1>I hate those tiny flies that be in your house.

0:30:26.880 --> 0:30:29.240
<v Speaker 1>You don't know where they come from. They're like tiny,

0:30:29.640 --> 0:30:31.360
<v Speaker 1>naw and they just and all they do is like.

0:30:31.480 --> 0:30:34.560
<v Speaker 2>Fly right by your eyes or right by your ears,

0:30:34.640 --> 0:30:37.400
<v Speaker 2>and it's like, look, how much space is in here

0:30:37.560 --> 0:30:40.240
<v Speaker 2>that you can do your dumb ass fly things.

0:30:40.520 --> 0:30:43.560
<v Speaker 1>You could rub your dumb ass fly hands together. Why

0:30:43.600 --> 0:30:47.080
<v Speaker 1>are you disclose to my face? That's what they're called gnats.

0:30:47.360 --> 0:30:51.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, with gnats with a G. The G is silence,

0:30:52.200 --> 0:30:52.720
<v Speaker 2>thank your friend.

0:30:52.760 --> 0:30:53.240
<v Speaker 1>Good nets.

0:30:53.600 --> 0:30:54.920
<v Speaker 3>That's the Sydney fact of the day.

0:30:55.360 --> 0:30:57.479
<v Speaker 4>The worst when they fly by your ear and then

0:30:57.520 --> 0:30:58.120
<v Speaker 4>you suddenly just.

0:30:59.320 --> 0:31:03.360
<v Speaker 2>And you're like, Murray, I love you. I was dragging

0:31:03.440 --> 0:31:06.040
<v Speaker 2>a show that our friends are on and I was

0:31:06.160 --> 0:31:08.280
<v Speaker 2>talking about the low key racism and you hit us

0:31:08.320 --> 0:31:09.640
<v Speaker 2>with NAT's all right.

0:31:09.560 --> 0:31:11.920
<v Speaker 1>Well, I think I think racism. I think racism is

0:31:12.040 --> 0:31:14.560
<v Speaker 1>real heavy right now. Okay, you're right, NATS is very

0:31:14.640 --> 0:31:21.280
<v Speaker 1>relatable because we've all had show right, this is the range.

0:31:21.800 --> 0:31:24.200
<v Speaker 1>If your thing is the is the Mariah Carey whistle?

0:31:24.280 --> 0:31:29.720
<v Speaker 1>Note mine is you know the this is the Tony Braxton. Okay,

0:31:31.360 --> 0:31:31.560
<v Speaker 1>you know.

0:31:31.920 --> 0:31:35.720
<v Speaker 2>So I'm giving Jared hit us somewhere in the middle now.

0:31:36.280 --> 0:31:36.680
<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm.

0:31:37.880 --> 0:31:40.680
<v Speaker 4>I can. I will second the audacity of these all

0:31:40.760 --> 0:31:44.320
<v Speaker 4>white lineups. I'm seeing a lot of them in inst stories.

0:31:44.960 --> 0:31:48.760
<v Speaker 4>And it's crazy to think like all the all like

0:31:48.880 --> 0:31:52.280
<v Speaker 4>the checks and balances that we think that we're all

0:31:52.320 --> 0:31:55.360
<v Speaker 4>putting ourselves through these days to make sure that like

0:31:55.440 --> 0:31:56.760
<v Speaker 4>when we put on a show, we do it the

0:31:56.840 --> 0:31:59.040
<v Speaker 4>right way when we you know, just anything that we

0:31:59.160 --> 0:32:01.000
<v Speaker 4>put out there were kind of go through like let's

0:32:01.000 --> 0:32:02.960
<v Speaker 4>make sure this, and one of those things is often

0:32:03.480 --> 0:32:05.400
<v Speaker 4>can let's make sure that it's diverse, and then you

0:32:05.440 --> 0:32:07.400
<v Speaker 4>see other people just not doing that at all, and

0:32:07.480 --> 0:32:13.000
<v Speaker 4>you're like, it's kind of insulting me in the same world. Yeah,

0:32:13.040 --> 0:32:16.240
<v Speaker 4>it's like it's really it's really really wild, but it makes.

0:32:16.080 --> 0:32:16.760
<v Speaker 1>Me feel bad.

0:32:17.000 --> 0:32:20.120
<v Speaker 2>It makes me feel bad because sometimes I'll I'll have

0:32:20.600 --> 0:32:23.640
<v Speaker 2>I'll be like, oh, we booked like I don't know,

0:32:23.800 --> 0:32:26.560
<v Speaker 2>like three black people in a row on Unofficial Expert

0:32:26.600 --> 0:32:28.480
<v Speaker 2>and I'm just like, oh, do we need to reach

0:32:28.560 --> 0:32:30.560
<v Speaker 2>out and get more? And it's just like, well, why

0:32:30.720 --> 0:32:33.680
<v Speaker 2>why am I feeling bad considering We've done this show

0:32:33.720 --> 0:32:37.080
<v Speaker 2>for years and we've we've hit so many people up right,

0:32:37.760 --> 0:32:40.520
<v Speaker 2>But I will feel bad if I'm like, oh, I'm

0:32:40.560 --> 0:32:45.120
<v Speaker 2>thinking that we only had we booked three black people

0:32:45.200 --> 0:32:45.600
<v Speaker 2>in a row.

0:32:45.680 --> 0:32:48.360
<v Speaker 1>This is not good. Really, three black people in a

0:32:48.400 --> 0:32:50.480
<v Speaker 1>row is not good. That's news to me, I know.

0:32:51.200 --> 0:32:51.400
<v Speaker 3>I know.

0:32:51.600 --> 0:32:53.520
<v Speaker 1>Then I'll hit you with a name and you're like really,

0:32:53.680 --> 0:32:55.920
<v Speaker 1>and it's like, yeah, I think we got to switch

0:32:55.960 --> 0:32:59.520
<v Speaker 1>it up. I'll be like I'd be like, oh, no,

0:32:59.640 --> 0:33:00.840
<v Speaker 1>that's a problematic, fave.

0:33:01.600 --> 0:33:10.160
<v Speaker 4>But here's something a friend of mine their birth past

0:33:11.960 --> 0:33:16.440
<v Speaker 4>and they had like a gathering for it and it

0:33:16.560 --> 0:33:20.280
<v Speaker 4>was one of those like low pressure but like low

0:33:20.360 --> 0:33:23.760
<v Speaker 4>KEI not like you should be there. And at the time,

0:33:23.800 --> 0:33:28.040
<v Speaker 4>I didn't have a car, and I I've since gotten

0:33:28.360 --> 0:33:32.600
<v Speaker 4>a twenty eleven with one hundred and fourteen thousand miles.

0:33:32.800 --> 0:33:34.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, is that a lot of miles.

0:33:34.280 --> 0:33:36.800
<v Speaker 4>I've no idea that's a lot.

0:33:37.200 --> 0:33:38.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, you're speaking another language.

0:33:38.840 --> 0:33:40.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't get it right. I'm like, I'm like, great

0:33:41.040 --> 0:33:41.920
<v Speaker 1>as two thousand and eleven.

0:33:41.960 --> 0:33:43.600
<v Speaker 4>I know it's a language I just learned. I've been

0:33:43.640 --> 0:33:45.640
<v Speaker 4>in La for ten years and I've never had a

0:33:45.680 --> 0:33:47.040
<v Speaker 4>car until truly.

0:33:46.840 --> 0:33:48.040
<v Speaker 1>Like, oh wow, congratulations.

0:33:48.320 --> 0:33:51.560
<v Speaker 4>I was like thank you. This was like about like

0:33:51.600 --> 0:33:54.600
<v Speaker 4>a month or so ago. And I was like kind

0:33:54.600 --> 0:33:57.880
<v Speaker 4>of like hemming and hawing over like God, like should

0:33:57.920 --> 0:33:59.560
<v Speaker 4>I go? I should go? But if I don't go,

0:33:59.600 --> 0:34:03.040
<v Speaker 4>they're gonna disappointed and like they're they're just like they're

0:34:03.080 --> 0:34:05.440
<v Speaker 4>such like they're they're just doing so well as like

0:34:05.520 --> 0:34:08.560
<v Speaker 4>a Caucasian family. God forbid, I should get a boyfriend

0:34:08.600 --> 0:34:10.240
<v Speaker 4>and ask my friends to pay.

0:34:10.080 --> 0:34:13.319
<v Speaker 3>For Is the event like inside or outside or is that.

0:34:14.280 --> 0:34:16.800
<v Speaker 4>It's it's outside? It's outside? But this was still like

0:34:16.920 --> 0:34:18.720
<v Speaker 4>peak second Wave and I'd have to take.

0:34:18.560 --> 0:34:21.440
<v Speaker 2>An uber and I was like doing that, like I did,

0:34:21.480 --> 0:34:22.319
<v Speaker 2>they make you feel bad.

0:34:22.440 --> 0:34:26.160
<v Speaker 4>So basically, well, here's what I was like, you know what,

0:34:26.239 --> 0:34:27.719
<v Speaker 4>I'm not going to be able to make it, but

0:34:27.800 --> 0:34:31.760
<v Speaker 4>I would love to send something, send like a little dessert.

0:34:32.600 --> 0:34:36.000
<v Speaker 4>And then my friend was like, what are you going

0:34:36.080 --> 0:34:40.200
<v Speaker 4>to send? And I was like, I was thinking donuts

0:34:40.239 --> 0:34:43.600
<v Speaker 4>from this like great donut place. And then and then

0:34:43.640 --> 0:34:46.360
<v Speaker 4>they were like, no, that's not good for the kids.

0:34:46.920 --> 0:34:50.440
<v Speaker 4>And I was like and they were like and then

0:34:50.440 --> 0:34:51.680
<v Speaker 4>I was like, well then what what do you think

0:34:51.719 --> 0:34:55.920
<v Speaker 4>I should get them? And then they were like he

0:34:56.120 --> 0:34:56.880
<v Speaker 4>likes candles?

0:34:57.320 --> 0:34:59.400
<v Speaker 2>He does, so you they want you to get him

0:34:59.400 --> 0:35:01.680
<v Speaker 2>a Joma loan, a job alone candle.

0:35:02.080 --> 0:35:04.800
<v Speaker 1>Are you pulling these fucking kids? No, that was not

0:35:04.920 --> 0:35:05.120
<v Speaker 1>for me.

0:35:05.200 --> 0:35:09.600
<v Speaker 4>I spent seventy dollars getting a fancy candle, one candle

0:35:09.920 --> 0:35:11.400
<v Speaker 4>driven to their place.

0:35:11.480 --> 0:35:13.480
<v Speaker 1>Driven so you paid for the candle, then had to

0:35:13.520 --> 0:35:14.399
<v Speaker 1>put it in an uber.

0:35:15.640 --> 0:35:17.239
<v Speaker 4>There's like an app. There's like an app for.

0:35:17.360 --> 0:35:21.200
<v Speaker 2>Like reason no, Jared, you can get that's insane.

0:35:21.320 --> 0:35:23.440
<v Speaker 4>And I just I sucked it up and I did it.

0:35:23.560 --> 0:35:26.000
<v Speaker 4>And then also when the candle got there, it was

0:35:26.120 --> 0:35:28.360
<v Speaker 4>not it was like I let them know, like the

0:35:28.480 --> 0:35:32.640
<v Speaker 4>candle's there. I didn't hear back for like maybe half

0:35:32.680 --> 0:35:34.239
<v Speaker 4>an hour, and then it was like a like a

0:35:34.360 --> 0:35:36.920
<v Speaker 4>little message that wasn't like Okay, I'm gonna go get

0:35:36.960 --> 0:35:39.080
<v Speaker 4>it or something. And then it was like two hours

0:35:39.160 --> 0:35:41.200
<v Speaker 4>later that I get a message that was like I

0:35:41.280 --> 0:35:45.319
<v Speaker 4>don't see the candle. It's not here, and I'm like, wait,

0:35:46.040 --> 0:35:48.239
<v Speaker 4>I just sent seventy dollars on this candle, like go,

0:35:48.560 --> 0:35:50.719
<v Speaker 4>You're gonna find that fucking candle. And then I talked

0:35:50.760 --> 0:35:53.520
<v Speaker 4>to the delivery and there they send me a picture

0:35:53.800 --> 0:35:56.040
<v Speaker 4>of the candle on the ground and I'm like, the

0:35:56.160 --> 0:35:59.240
<v Speaker 4>candle's there. Two seconds I'm like freaking out. I'm so pissed.

0:35:59.440 --> 0:36:02.520
<v Speaker 4>Two seconds later, I get a message found it, thank you,

0:36:03.560 --> 0:36:06.000
<v Speaker 4>And I'm like, you couldn't just look for like two

0:36:06.120 --> 0:36:09.400
<v Speaker 4>minutes longer and save me this like mini minutes of

0:36:09.520 --> 0:36:12.680
<v Speaker 4>like yeah, of like going through the drama of it.

0:36:12.840 --> 0:36:15.120
<v Speaker 4>This is the best that I can do. And I'm

0:36:15.160 --> 0:36:16.800
<v Speaker 4>not gonna like just I'm not going to just like

0:36:16.920 --> 0:36:19.160
<v Speaker 4>beat myself up the whole way about it, feeling like

0:36:19.360 --> 0:36:20.640
<v Speaker 4>I should have went, I should have done this, I

0:36:20.680 --> 0:36:21.759
<v Speaker 4>should have shown up, I should have did.

0:36:21.960 --> 0:36:23.920
<v Speaker 3>I feel like the best that you can do is

0:36:24.000 --> 0:36:27.680
<v Speaker 3>like a lot, like seventy dollars candle. No, that is like, wait,

0:36:27.760 --> 0:36:30.000
<v Speaker 3>how big is the candle? How long does it burn? For?

0:36:30.600 --> 0:36:31.719
<v Speaker 1>Thank you Andrew? Real question.

0:36:33.239 --> 0:36:35.720
<v Speaker 4>It's like it wasn't a boy smells, but it basically

0:36:35.920 --> 0:36:37.560
<v Speaker 4>was like a boys It was like that kind.

0:36:37.440 --> 0:36:38.840
<v Speaker 1>Of like that contain.

0:36:39.200 --> 0:36:42.760
<v Speaker 4>It was called like Paris or something, so it probably

0:36:42.800 --> 0:36:43.440
<v Speaker 4>would last.

0:36:44.840 --> 0:36:47.160
<v Speaker 2>That candle was not for them. It was for the

0:36:47.239 --> 0:36:48.239
<v Speaker 2>fucking adults.

0:36:48.480 --> 0:36:50.239
<v Speaker 1>You know that, right, you should have No, you should

0:36:50.239 --> 0:36:51.839
<v Speaker 1>have got a you should have got a Marshall's candle.

0:36:52.160 --> 0:36:55.359
<v Speaker 1>No can is asking for a candle? Yeah, you could

0:36:55.360 --> 0:36:56.400
<v Speaker 1>have went to Home Goods for it.

0:36:58.120 --> 0:37:02.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, are these Lisa but Lisa Bon Lisa b babies?

0:37:02.840 --> 0:37:06.200
<v Speaker 1>Like who are these kids? Right? Was it Britney's kids?

0:37:09.480 --> 0:37:09.840
<v Speaker 2>It was not.

0:37:10.080 --> 0:37:12.279
<v Speaker 4>It was not, but maybe you know, like you know,

0:37:12.360 --> 0:37:14.080
<v Speaker 4>maybe in ten years that might be the situation.

0:37:15.080 --> 0:37:16.480
<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm here for that. I'm here.

0:37:16.800 --> 0:37:19.560
<v Speaker 2>No, not here for that, but I'm like, yes, complain

0:37:19.640 --> 0:37:21.800
<v Speaker 2>about the people who have families.

0:37:22.120 --> 0:37:23.040
<v Speaker 1>It's a lot.

0:37:23.520 --> 0:37:26.799
<v Speaker 2>It's especially in a pandemic, like I can't I can't

0:37:26.880 --> 0:37:30.000
<v Speaker 2>do your kids all the time. I can't do the birthdays,

0:37:30.239 --> 0:37:35.560
<v Speaker 2>I can't do these holidays. It's it's I'm a single person. Okay, yeah,

0:37:35.719 --> 0:37:36.879
<v Speaker 2>just because I'm single.

0:37:36.719 --> 0:37:40.640
<v Speaker 4>I have relinquished, are you sing? I have relinquished responsibility

0:37:40.719 --> 0:37:43.920
<v Speaker 4>to learn and remember everyone's kids' names, because at this

0:37:44.080 --> 0:37:47.160
<v Speaker 4>point there are so many of them, and I'm just like,

0:37:48.040 --> 0:37:50.280
<v Speaker 4>we're giving it to God. I'm not going to remember

0:37:50.320 --> 0:37:52.800
<v Speaker 4>all your kids' names. I'm not gonna remember other birthdays.

0:37:53.200 --> 0:37:56.719
<v Speaker 4>I'm not a bad person that Those are three true sentences.

0:37:57.360 --> 0:37:59.640
<v Speaker 4>I'm not gonna remember your kids' names. I'm not gonna

0:37:59.640 --> 0:38:00.640
<v Speaker 4>remember their birthday.

0:38:01.800 --> 0:38:05.520
<v Speaker 1>That's a good little affirmation right there. Yeah, let's talk

0:38:05.520 --> 0:38:08.720
<v Speaker 1>about people with happy families. Happy people with families, because

0:38:08.760 --> 0:38:12.280
<v Speaker 1>that's that we can complain about them right now, because

0:38:12.520 --> 0:38:14.520
<v Speaker 1>especially the families that they all wear the same outfit

0:38:14.680 --> 0:38:16.880
<v Speaker 1>in different sizes, and then they line up in a

0:38:16.960 --> 0:38:19.040
<v Speaker 1>high order, and then they're like, look at me and

0:38:19.160 --> 0:38:24.160
<v Speaker 1>my family and then the baby girl. It's too much

0:38:24.600 --> 0:38:27.240
<v Speaker 1>Like you can be happy and do your family pinterest

0:38:27.360 --> 0:38:30.480
<v Speaker 1>somewhere else. It don't gotta be all my timeline. But

0:38:30.560 --> 0:38:33.920
<v Speaker 1>there are people who love that get a fence to.

0:38:35.760 --> 0:38:37.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, these people gotta get gotta get offenced to.

0:38:37.920 --> 0:38:40.359
<v Speaker 2>There's people who you have a regular main page where

0:38:40.400 --> 0:38:43.839
<v Speaker 2>you post like random odds and ends, maybe your dog,

0:38:44.480 --> 0:38:48.000
<v Speaker 2>maybe like maybe a nice outfit, but just like every

0:38:48.200 --> 0:38:53.160
<v Speaker 2>picture is you and this brand new baby. No, I

0:38:53.239 --> 0:38:57.640
<v Speaker 2>don't why do you have your baby out every single day?

0:38:57.800 --> 0:39:01.160
<v Speaker 2>Out in your bandmate? The baby is out in the elements.

0:39:01.760 --> 0:39:05.359
<v Speaker 2>There's homeless homeless man's particles all over in the sky.

0:39:05.640 --> 0:39:08.160
<v Speaker 2>No shade to the homeless people. But I'm just saying, like,

0:39:08.680 --> 0:39:11.560
<v Speaker 2>your baby is brand new, why do you have these

0:39:11.600 --> 0:39:17.640
<v Speaker 2>stupid numbers? One month, two months, fifteen, fifty seventy weeks.

0:39:17.440 --> 0:39:22.000
<v Speaker 1>Not even that before that when they're pregnant, they're showing

0:39:22.080 --> 0:39:23.800
<v Speaker 1>us the stomach and they're like, it's a fun for

0:39:23.920 --> 0:39:25.960
<v Speaker 1>the caption is the baby's the size of the peanut,

0:39:26.440 --> 0:39:29.000
<v Speaker 1>and then the baby's the size of the kiwi. And

0:39:29.239 --> 0:39:33.200
<v Speaker 1>then when the baby is here, every month there's a

0:39:33.280 --> 0:39:35.759
<v Speaker 1>new picture and the baby's next to the month.

0:39:36.080 --> 0:39:36.800
<v Speaker 3>On the chalkboard.

0:39:37.040 --> 0:39:38.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah on the ruckboard.

0:39:39.040 --> 0:39:41.560
<v Speaker 2>You you didn't warn me out when the baby. The

0:39:41.600 --> 0:39:44.240
<v Speaker 2>baby hasn't even gotten here, and I'm already fucking tired

0:39:44.280 --> 0:39:44.840
<v Speaker 2>of your baby.

0:39:46.080 --> 0:39:47.960
<v Speaker 1>I feel like there are people who are listening that

0:39:48.200 --> 0:39:51.160
<v Speaker 1>do that with their kids, and we are talking about juicues.

0:39:51.760 --> 0:39:55.080
<v Speaker 3>Yes, you wait, Jared, what are you doing for the

0:39:55.120 --> 0:39:57.239
<v Speaker 3>birthday next year? Do you have a plan for like

0:39:57.640 --> 0:39:58.480
<v Speaker 3>a gift or.

0:39:59.200 --> 0:40:01.560
<v Speaker 1>What there better? The gift is not going to be there,

0:40:03.880 --> 0:40:04.040
<v Speaker 1>you know.

0:40:04.360 --> 0:40:10.480
<v Speaker 4>The plan is I'm going to do my best because

0:40:10.480 --> 0:40:14.279
<v Speaker 4>I've had it hasn't I've it hasn't worked. Like I'll

0:40:14.320 --> 0:40:17.440
<v Speaker 4>be in situations with friends who are like getting married,

0:40:17.480 --> 0:40:19.920
<v Speaker 4>and it always starts with like, oh, it's so, it's

0:40:19.960 --> 0:40:22.239
<v Speaker 4>not a wedding. It's like low key, it's low key,

0:40:22.719 --> 0:40:25.000
<v Speaker 4>and then by the time you get to it, it's

0:40:25.000 --> 0:40:29.840
<v Speaker 4>a full blown wedding. And like I was, I was traveling,

0:40:30.080 --> 0:40:32.560
<v Speaker 4>I was I was performing a college in Maryland and

0:40:32.760 --> 0:40:33.880
<v Speaker 4>a friend of mine was getting.

0:40:33.600 --> 0:40:34.760
<v Speaker 1>Married in the pandemic.

0:40:34.880 --> 0:40:36.320
<v Speaker 4>I was like, I'm not going to be able to

0:40:36.680 --> 0:40:39.279
<v Speaker 4>know this week, like maybe two years ago, and I

0:40:39.400 --> 0:40:40.040
<v Speaker 4>was like, I'm not going.

0:40:40.040 --> 0:40:40.360
<v Speaker 1>To make it.

0:40:40.440 --> 0:40:41.680
<v Speaker 4>I'm not going to be able to make it. I'm

0:40:41.719 --> 0:40:44.719
<v Speaker 4>so sorry, but it's not really a wedding, so that

0:40:44.800 --> 0:40:48.200
<v Speaker 4>should be okay. I didn't say that, but that's what

0:40:48.280 --> 0:40:51.480
<v Speaker 4>I was thinking. And then that was a text message

0:40:51.800 --> 0:40:54.960
<v Speaker 4>and then I get a phone call from I was

0:40:55.040 --> 0:40:56.960
<v Speaker 4>texting with my friend. I get a phone call from

0:40:57.000 --> 0:41:01.280
<v Speaker 4>her husband and he's like, this isn't this isn't okay,

0:41:02.280 --> 0:41:05.120
<v Speaker 4>you got to get to the wedding. I was like,

0:41:05.280 --> 0:41:07.800
<v Speaker 4>I have a job. I have a job, and I

0:41:08.600 --> 0:41:12.239
<v Speaker 4>have a flight and I can't and and he was like,

0:41:13.280 --> 0:41:15.520
<v Speaker 4>you gotta do it. And I'm just like racking my

0:41:15.680 --> 0:41:19.040
<v Speaker 4>brain and I'm like, I mean, I guess if I

0:41:19.120 --> 0:41:23.440
<v Speaker 4>take a red eye there, you.

0:41:23.480 --> 0:41:26.000
<v Speaker 1>Are not the complaining expert. You are folding like a

0:41:26.120 --> 0:41:30.080
<v Speaker 1>leaf expert. This is why you are the clean ex

0:41:30.160 --> 0:41:35.600
<v Speaker 1>tracing paper expert. I was just I was just there,

0:41:35.719 --> 0:41:37.120
<v Speaker 1>you're the foolish expert.

0:41:39.040 --> 0:41:41.280
<v Speaker 4>When I got there, they complained about what I was wearing,

0:41:41.880 --> 0:41:46.120
<v Speaker 4>no suitcase from the airport at city Hall.

0:41:46.160 --> 0:41:51.360
<v Speaker 1>Now at city Hall. City Hall, you got on a

0:41:51.400 --> 0:41:52.600
<v Speaker 1>red eye for city Hall.

0:41:53.320 --> 0:41:54.120
<v Speaker 4>For a city hall.

0:41:54.680 --> 0:41:57.000
<v Speaker 2>They could have done. We could have seen that on FaceTime.

0:41:57.239 --> 0:41:57.879
<v Speaker 1>City Hall.

0:42:00.239 --> 0:42:01.759
<v Speaker 2>I thought, I thought it was only supposed to be

0:42:01.880 --> 0:42:03.680
<v Speaker 2>like five people at city Hall. They can't.

0:42:03.719 --> 0:42:05.719
<v Speaker 4>I thought it was it was supposed to be And

0:42:05.760 --> 0:42:07.680
<v Speaker 4>then by the time it happened, it was like forty.

0:42:07.480 --> 0:42:10.560
<v Speaker 2>People outside of city Hall. Where is the did they

0:42:10.680 --> 0:42:12.600
<v Speaker 2>rent an extra room in city Hall?

0:42:14.320 --> 0:42:17.040
<v Speaker 4>They have a City Hall has a has like a

0:42:17.200 --> 0:42:17.720
<v Speaker 4>like a wedding.

0:42:17.840 --> 0:42:18.880
<v Speaker 2>I've never been a city hall.

0:42:18.960 --> 0:42:20.879
<v Speaker 1>First of all, if you're getting in a wedding room,

0:42:21.000 --> 0:42:23.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be at your wedding. Okay, if

0:42:23.520 --> 0:42:25.880
<v Speaker 1>it's not at a reception hall or a space, then

0:42:25.920 --> 0:42:27.799
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be there. But a wedding room

0:42:28.600 --> 0:42:30.960
<v Speaker 1>sounds like I could hear the toilet flushing in the hallway.

0:42:31.800 --> 0:42:33.000
<v Speaker 1>What were you wearing? Denim?

0:42:33.120 --> 0:42:36.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's what you should be wearing at city hall. Denims.

0:42:36.560 --> 0:42:40.239
<v Speaker 1>No, he's at leisure. He had Ivy park.

0:42:43.360 --> 0:42:48.200
<v Speaker 4>I had on a dress shirt and and like khaki pants.

0:42:48.200 --> 0:42:50.760
<v Speaker 2>Okay, well I'm dragging. I'm dragging you khaki pants.

0:42:50.800 --> 0:42:51.880
<v Speaker 1>This is not a golf course.

0:42:52.800 --> 0:42:58.040
<v Speaker 2>This is city this is city Hall, Jared, have some

0:42:58.160 --> 0:43:04.120
<v Speaker 2>respected guys. You had cat eyes on, cat guys, the hacks.

0:43:05.840 --> 0:43:09.359
<v Speaker 4>But the dress shirt was Armani with orange pin.

0:43:09.680 --> 0:43:12.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't care about the It's clear the shirt made

0:43:12.200 --> 0:43:14.520
<v Speaker 2>it and they were okay with that. We're talking about

0:43:14.560 --> 0:43:22.000
<v Speaker 2>the cat guys. Jared, You're wrong, You're dead wrong. Have

0:43:22.160 --> 0:43:22.720
<v Speaker 2>some respect.

0:43:22.840 --> 0:43:24.120
<v Speaker 1>It's a wedding at city Hall.

0:43:25.960 --> 0:43:29.880
<v Speaker 2>They had a whole wedding room, Babe, cat guys, cat guys.

0:43:31.600 --> 0:43:33.520
<v Speaker 2>But I mean, honestly, get married however you want to

0:43:33.560 --> 0:43:36.480
<v Speaker 2>get married, just don't guilt me out of missing it.

0:43:36.880 --> 0:43:37.080
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

0:43:37.719 --> 0:43:40.239
<v Speaker 4>That, and then here's the thing. Of course I want

0:43:40.239 --> 0:43:42.160
<v Speaker 4>to go. I want to be there for all of it.

0:43:42.280 --> 0:43:42.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't.

0:43:43.080 --> 0:43:44.759
<v Speaker 4>But if I can't, don't you know.

0:43:44.880 --> 0:43:47.080
<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you every every wedding I've been to,

0:43:47.480 --> 0:43:50.879
<v Speaker 2>I don't see those people no more. They don't even

0:43:50.960 --> 0:43:52.799
<v Speaker 2>text me. I don't even know what they are doing.

0:43:53.440 --> 0:43:55.160
<v Speaker 2>I went today wedding that I spent that money, I

0:43:55.200 --> 0:43:56.239
<v Speaker 2>gave them a gift, I did all.

0:43:56.760 --> 0:43:57.640
<v Speaker 1>I laid down my.

0:43:57.840 --> 0:44:01.600
<v Speaker 2>Life for these holes in the bachelor utes, in the bacherettes.

0:44:02.000 --> 0:44:03.840
<v Speaker 1>Do you do I see them? Do they see me?

0:44:04.280 --> 0:44:04.920
<v Speaker 2>Do we text?

0:44:05.640 --> 0:44:08.160
<v Speaker 1>Are we are we? Are we on a group chat? Nope?

0:44:08.320 --> 0:44:10.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't know those holes. They don't know.

0:44:10.280 --> 0:44:12.239
<v Speaker 2>They don't even know if I changed my last name.

0:44:12.560 --> 0:44:15.600
<v Speaker 2>They haven't checked in, they haven't asked about a show.

0:44:16.520 --> 0:44:19.440
<v Speaker 2>They got their gift and they ran. Now they happily

0:44:19.800 --> 0:44:21.920
<v Speaker 2>ever after, and I'm not in the picture.

0:44:22.239 --> 0:44:22.960
<v Speaker 1>So fuck them.

0:44:23.360 --> 0:44:25.120
<v Speaker 2>No, I don't want to go.

0:44:26.120 --> 0:44:28.359
<v Speaker 1>No, but what about the people who who have these big,

0:44:28.440 --> 0:44:31.480
<v Speaker 1>extravagant weddings and they make you feel bad about not

0:44:31.640 --> 0:44:33.759
<v Speaker 1>I don't know buying the right color nail polish for

0:44:33.840 --> 0:44:38.359
<v Speaker 1>them as well, and then no, but then it's so weird,

0:44:38.360 --> 0:44:39.440
<v Speaker 1>and then they get a divorce.

0:44:39.840 --> 0:44:42.439
<v Speaker 2>Fuck you give me my money back, get the nerve

0:44:42.560 --> 0:44:43.880
<v Speaker 2>to get married again.

0:44:44.040 --> 0:44:44.600
<v Speaker 1>It's like, I'm not.

0:44:44.680 --> 0:44:49.640
<v Speaker 4>Coming to that all so embarrassing. It's like it's like not,

0:44:49.760 --> 0:44:51.719
<v Speaker 4>it's the same thing, like you're they're not doing that

0:44:51.840 --> 0:44:53.960
<v Speaker 4>checklist that everyone else is doing, and you're going.

0:44:55.200 --> 0:44:57.320
<v Speaker 1>You're okay with that, right, you got another registry.

0:44:57.400 --> 0:44:59.640
<v Speaker 4>You're not embarrassed, you're not worried, you're not thinking about

0:45:00.200 --> 0:45:01.279
<v Speaker 4>like X Y, Like this.

0:45:01.400 --> 0:45:04.359
<v Speaker 2>Is so listen, girl, you can get it. You can

0:45:04.400 --> 0:45:06.239
<v Speaker 2>get married as many times as you want, but you

0:45:06.360 --> 0:45:09.480
<v Speaker 2>get one wedding from me. I'm coming from one one.

0:45:10.000 --> 0:45:10.320
<v Speaker 1>That's it.

0:45:11.320 --> 0:45:13.400
<v Speaker 2>Figure out which wedding you want me to go to.

0:45:15.239 --> 0:45:17.319
<v Speaker 2>If you think you can get married three times, let

0:45:17.400 --> 0:45:18.480
<v Speaker 2>me know if you want me to come to the

0:45:18.560 --> 0:45:21.560
<v Speaker 2>middle or to the end. Right, but don't waste me

0:45:21.680 --> 0:45:23.239
<v Speaker 2>on the first. How about that?

0:45:24.520 --> 0:45:27.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah about it. But the people anybody that gets married,

0:45:27.320 --> 0:45:29.480
<v Speaker 1>doesn't think they're gonna get married again. Yes, they do.

0:45:29.640 --> 0:45:30.520
<v Speaker 1>For the main part.

0:45:30.719 --> 0:45:34.440
<v Speaker 2>If you if you are currently cheating on the person

0:45:34.520 --> 0:45:37.359
<v Speaker 2>you're about to get married. It's going to end.

0:45:38.320 --> 0:45:39.040
<v Speaker 1>It's going to end.

0:45:39.560 --> 0:45:41.759
<v Speaker 4>Okay, so well so more than half of these end.

0:45:42.040 --> 0:45:44.440
<v Speaker 4>So if you're getting married, you have to know it's

0:45:44.680 --> 0:45:45.920
<v Speaker 4>the odds are against you.

0:45:46.080 --> 0:45:49.840
<v Speaker 1>Right, right, which is why you should just not get married.

0:45:50.880 --> 0:45:54.839
<v Speaker 2>I had a friend who her man was cheating on her,

0:45:55.840 --> 0:46:00.200
<v Speaker 2>cheating on her. They're getting a divorce, Like he was

0:46:00.239 --> 0:46:02.520
<v Speaker 2>cheated on her before they got married.

0:46:02.840 --> 0:46:04.400
<v Speaker 1>Did she know or did you know?

0:46:06.200 --> 0:46:08.879
<v Speaker 2>There were talks. There were always talks like, oh my god,

0:46:09.760 --> 0:46:10.760
<v Speaker 2>he gets so drunk.

0:46:12.120 --> 0:46:13.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh what is he?

0:46:13.800 --> 0:46:17.320
<v Speaker 2>He's drinking bullet bourbon on a Monday. He's cheating on you.

0:46:17.719 --> 0:46:19.319
<v Speaker 2>He's gonna he's gonna cheat.

0:46:20.640 --> 0:46:21.640
<v Speaker 1>What is this madman?

0:46:22.000 --> 0:46:24.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, bullet bourbon on a Monday.

0:46:25.200 --> 0:46:27.120
<v Speaker 4>No, ma'am, that's a lot.

0:46:27.400 --> 0:46:30.240
<v Speaker 1>That's aggressive. It's aggressive.

0:46:31.760 --> 0:46:33.800
<v Speaker 4>And aspirational too. You know, it could have been like

0:46:34.200 --> 0:46:36.640
<v Speaker 4>Jack Daniels or Jamison, but he went for bullet. He

0:46:36.800 --> 0:46:38.279
<v Speaker 4>was like, I deserve more.

0:46:38.520 --> 0:46:42.440
<v Speaker 1>He's in the rye, the rye whiskey mm hmm. Andrew,

0:46:42.480 --> 0:46:44.799
<v Speaker 1>did you have something that you wanted to complain about? Oh?

0:46:45.040 --> 0:46:48.360
<v Speaker 3>Yes I did, Thank you for asking. I'm going to

0:46:48.440 --> 0:46:51.560
<v Speaker 3>complain about the people in my building. I am moving

0:46:51.640 --> 0:46:55.719
<v Speaker 3>out next month. Okay, I don't like a single person

0:46:55.800 --> 0:46:58.719
<v Speaker 3>in this building. The person below me with the backyard

0:46:59.680 --> 0:47:02.320
<v Speaker 3>is gay, and I have reason to believe that he

0:47:02.480 --> 0:47:04.799
<v Speaker 3>was on the ship that's sunk in.

0:47:04.960 --> 0:47:10.240
<v Speaker 1>Mexico and because the gaze over cooked.

0:47:11.200 --> 0:47:14.800
<v Speaker 3>He was posting about it up until that happened, and

0:47:14.880 --> 0:47:16.960
<v Speaker 3>then he didn't post at all, and so he's been

0:47:17.280 --> 0:47:20.400
<v Speaker 3>He came back last week and now he's cleaning up

0:47:20.440 --> 0:47:23.600
<v Speaker 3>his backyard. He made a green house to put all

0:47:23.640 --> 0:47:26.279
<v Speaker 3>of his plants in in the backyard, but then like

0:47:26.480 --> 0:47:28.560
<v Speaker 3>left the door open, so they all died. And so

0:47:28.680 --> 0:47:31.560
<v Speaker 3>I was just looking at dead plants and a greenhouse.

0:47:31.040 --> 0:47:31.680
<v Speaker 4>For the past week.

0:47:35.800 --> 0:47:36.279
<v Speaker 1>So I'm just like.

0:47:38.000 --> 0:47:40.680
<v Speaker 3>The girl that lives next door to me constantly complains

0:47:40.760 --> 0:47:43.160
<v Speaker 3>that like I'm making too much noise, But I'm like, no,

0:47:43.480 --> 0:47:45.279
<v Speaker 3>I do you know me? Like I do not make

0:47:45.360 --> 0:47:46.040
<v Speaker 3>that much noise?

0:47:46.160 --> 0:47:46.759
<v Speaker 1>Do you know me?

0:47:48.120 --> 0:47:49.920
<v Speaker 3>Like if you think I make too much noise? There's

0:47:49.920 --> 0:47:52.279
<v Speaker 3>a woman at the end of the hallway that has

0:47:52.440 --> 0:47:54.640
<v Speaker 3>this is so set. She's so old, but like she's

0:47:54.760 --> 0:47:58.160
<v Speaker 3>constantly like screaming in pain, and she has a nurse

0:47:58.239 --> 0:48:00.800
<v Speaker 3>and like complain about her. I'm so sorry, but do

0:48:00.920 --> 0:48:01.880
<v Speaker 3>not complain about me.

0:48:02.160 --> 0:48:04.160
<v Speaker 1>Well, well, she's in pain, darling.

0:48:04.360 --> 0:48:08.520
<v Speaker 3>You are able bodied when I am constantly over there, Hello, Shila,

0:48:08.600 --> 0:48:10.040
<v Speaker 3>I'm here, like do you need any hand?

0:48:10.200 --> 0:48:10.879
<v Speaker 4>Do you need a hand?

0:48:11.000 --> 0:48:14.719
<v Speaker 3>And she's like, she's like, do not, hello, Sheila, do

0:48:14.719 --> 0:48:16.320
<v Speaker 3>you need a hand. And then she's like, do not

0:48:16.440 --> 0:48:18.640
<v Speaker 3>come in here? I am naked. I like she has

0:48:18.719 --> 0:48:21.640
<v Speaker 3>like the life alart, like the ambulance is constantly at

0:48:21.680 --> 0:48:23.839
<v Speaker 3>our building. I am moving out. I will never look back.

0:48:24.800 --> 0:48:27.040
<v Speaker 1>She has a life alert. The life alert is to

0:48:27.120 --> 0:48:28.399
<v Speaker 1>the is nine one one.

0:48:29.400 --> 0:48:32.360
<v Speaker 3>I think they show up. They're constantly in here. They

0:48:32.560 --> 0:48:37.640
<v Speaker 3>stroll in and I'm like, the apartment's right there, so yeah,

0:48:37.760 --> 0:48:39.600
<v Speaker 3>I am just completely complaining.

0:48:39.760 --> 0:48:43.560
<v Speaker 2>Yo, you don't give no damns about this woman is

0:48:43.600 --> 0:48:48.319
<v Speaker 2>about to die and you're complaining. She's got hospice coming

0:48:48.400 --> 0:48:49.680
<v Speaker 2>through her house and you upset.

0:48:50.000 --> 0:48:52.239
<v Speaker 3>She is the nicest old one like. But I think

0:48:52.280 --> 0:48:56.680
<v Speaker 3>the stem is from Kara next door who the name

0:48:56.800 --> 0:48:58.000
<v Speaker 3>names name Jared?

0:48:59.000 --> 0:48:59.320
<v Speaker 1>Jared?

0:48:59.840 --> 0:49:02.440
<v Speaker 2>How was Andrew out shining? You were right now with

0:49:02.520 --> 0:49:03.120
<v Speaker 2>the complaining.

0:49:05.400 --> 0:49:11.000
<v Speaker 4>Well, Andrew a star comments check your comments and this

0:49:11.080 --> 0:49:16.720
<v Speaker 4>will be tract. Andrew is a beloved American form.

0:49:17.920 --> 0:49:22.600
<v Speaker 1>By Kara and but and sometimes by Sila.

0:49:22.760 --> 0:49:25.839
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, not looking back.

0:49:27.360 --> 0:49:29.879
<v Speaker 1>I mean, Jerry, you don't have like a you don't

0:49:29.920 --> 0:49:31.760
<v Speaker 1>have like a server at Apple.

0:49:32.800 --> 0:49:35.000
<v Speaker 2>No, you don't have a server at Applebee's that you

0:49:35.200 --> 0:49:36.239
<v Speaker 2>can complain about.

0:49:36.280 --> 0:49:37.359
<v Speaker 1>Come on, now, you got something.

0:49:37.400 --> 0:49:40.720
<v Speaker 4>No, I was the server at Okay, so you can complain.

0:49:40.920 --> 0:49:41.920
<v Speaker 4>Have plenty of tables.

0:49:42.600 --> 0:49:43.920
<v Speaker 1>You can complain about those tables.

0:49:45.160 --> 0:49:47.280
<v Speaker 4>Sure, my least I was a brunch.

0:49:47.080 --> 0:49:52.600
<v Speaker 1>Server for brun You really didn't love yourself brunch.

0:49:53.560 --> 0:49:55.839
<v Speaker 4>Brun Well, here's the thing, brunch you made the most money,

0:49:55.840 --> 0:49:57.000
<v Speaker 4>and then you could do comedy at night.

0:49:57.360 --> 0:49:58.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't like comedy that much.

0:49:58.800 --> 0:50:04.560
<v Speaker 4>It is, But what's what was annoying about brunches. You'd

0:50:04.560 --> 0:50:07.280
<v Speaker 4>walk up to your table, maybe have like ten people,

0:50:07.560 --> 0:50:08.920
<v Speaker 4>and the first person you'd be like, can I get

0:50:08.920 --> 0:50:10.680
<v Speaker 4>you something to drink? And they'd be like, I'll have

0:50:10.760 --> 0:50:14.920
<v Speaker 4>a coffee, a water, a juice, a mimosa, and a

0:50:15.040 --> 0:50:18.320
<v Speaker 4>round of waters for the table. And I'm like, you

0:50:18.520 --> 0:50:24.440
<v Speaker 4>just ordered fourteen drinks? Do you just ordered fourteen drinks?

0:50:24.520 --> 0:50:25.080
<v Speaker 3>Do you know that.

0:50:27.760 --> 0:50:30.640
<v Speaker 4>I used to think that coffee I would go right,

0:50:31.800 --> 0:50:38.800
<v Speaker 4>tea water that's fourteen drinks? You just fourteen and you're.

0:50:38.680 --> 0:50:41.640
<v Speaker 2>The first person Arret Jared water is included, so that

0:50:41.840 --> 0:50:43.520
<v Speaker 2>like you should have the waters should have been at

0:50:43.560 --> 0:50:46.680
<v Speaker 2>the table before you even came to the order.

0:50:46.800 --> 0:50:51.640
<v Speaker 1>What are you You're complained about the waters?

0:50:51.719 --> 0:50:53.880
<v Speaker 2>They write me up, Write me up a coward.

0:50:57.760 --> 0:51:00.439
<v Speaker 4>Tell the GM, I am the GM.

0:51:02.480 --> 0:51:04.160
<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm telling you. The water should have already

0:51:04.200 --> 0:51:06.480
<v Speaker 1>been at the table, should have been No.

0:51:06.520 --> 0:51:08.480
<v Speaker 4>But here's the thing. La is in a drought, so

0:51:08.560 --> 0:51:10.640
<v Speaker 4>we're not allowed. It was against the law, Like we

0:51:10.840 --> 0:51:13.160
<v Speaker 4>used to have the water at the table. But then

0:51:13.239 --> 0:51:15.719
<v Speaker 4>if you if if there's like a city official in

0:51:15.800 --> 0:51:18.640
<v Speaker 4>the restaurant, you'd get fined like thousands of dollars. Like

0:51:18.719 --> 0:51:21.960
<v Speaker 4>you're not allowed to. Uh, people have to ask for water.

0:51:22.200 --> 0:51:22.799
<v Speaker 4>It's in La.

0:51:26.120 --> 0:51:26.319
<v Speaker 5>La.

0:51:27.600 --> 0:51:32.799
<v Speaker 1>People don't drink water. Interesting, but they all need water,

0:51:33.280 --> 0:51:33.480
<v Speaker 1>they do.

0:51:35.040 --> 0:51:38.040
<v Speaker 4>No, everyone drinks water. But because it doesn't rain here,

0:51:38.160 --> 0:51:40.080
<v Speaker 4>we're constantly like in a drought like kind of like

0:51:40.600 --> 0:51:43.000
<v Speaker 4>right near a drought. So we can't just be like

0:51:43.120 --> 0:51:44.040
<v Speaker 4>given out free water.

0:51:44.239 --> 0:51:46.479
<v Speaker 2>But the pools are always full.

0:51:46.760 --> 0:51:49.480
<v Speaker 1>Huh. But they tell you not to water your yards either,

0:51:49.680 --> 0:51:52.640
<v Speaker 1>or they say to take shorter showers in La too

0:51:52.719 --> 0:51:57.040
<v Speaker 1>because of the drought. I mean, we don't listen to them,

0:51:57.080 --> 0:51:58.480
<v Speaker 1>but they do now.

0:51:58.920 --> 0:52:01.800
<v Speaker 2>Now it makes sense because I was complaining about somebody

0:52:01.800 --> 0:52:02.640
<v Speaker 2>who's always.

0:52:02.440 --> 0:52:04.120
<v Speaker 1>Like, turn the water off, turn the water off.

0:52:04.200 --> 0:52:06.840
<v Speaker 2>Don't just have the water running like they were like

0:52:07.000 --> 0:52:09.120
<v Speaker 2>going off on me because I let the I like

0:52:09.200 --> 0:52:12.560
<v Speaker 2>the water to get hot, and like the bathroom steaming.

0:52:12.640 --> 0:52:14.319
<v Speaker 2>It's like you turn the water on, you get in there.

0:52:14.719 --> 0:52:16.359
<v Speaker 2>You turn it on, you get in there, don't don't

0:52:16.440 --> 0:52:19.040
<v Speaker 2>run the water. And I was like, what's the what's

0:52:19.120 --> 0:52:21.520
<v Speaker 2>the problem y'all? Y'all stingy on the water and now

0:52:21.880 --> 0:52:24.640
<v Speaker 2>you are they are stingy because there's a draft.

0:52:25.840 --> 0:52:29.720
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's the culture here learning stuff.

0:52:30.040 --> 0:52:34.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh oh, Jared complaining, do you have anything to complain about?

0:52:35.440 --> 0:52:37.960
<v Speaker 2>Maybe the new Instagram update?

0:52:38.760 --> 0:52:39.560
<v Speaker 1>What's the new Instagram?

0:52:40.640 --> 0:52:40.800
<v Speaker 3>Is it?

0:52:41.040 --> 0:52:41.200
<v Speaker 2>Well?

0:52:41.480 --> 0:52:44.040
<v Speaker 4>So far, I know that you can now group live

0:52:44.280 --> 0:52:45.520
<v Speaker 4>and I have no complaints about that.

0:52:45.800 --> 0:52:51.719
<v Speaker 1>I like that, Like, no shop is not good? What's

0:52:51.760 --> 0:52:55.680
<v Speaker 1>the shop? They just really push it now they want

0:52:55.719 --> 0:52:56.080
<v Speaker 1>you to buy.

0:52:56.800 --> 0:52:59.279
<v Speaker 3>I think it's like it's in the place where like

0:52:59.360 --> 0:53:03.000
<v Speaker 3>it was like notifications was or something, so you naturally

0:53:03.080 --> 0:53:05.880
<v Speaker 3>go there messy, messy.

0:53:06.000 --> 0:53:06.719
<v Speaker 1>They know what they're doing.

0:53:06.800 --> 0:53:10.600
<v Speaker 2>That's crazy because I'm like, I keep buying things from Instagram,

0:53:10.880 --> 0:53:12.840
<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, what's the update?

0:53:14.000 --> 0:53:17.399
<v Speaker 1>Its crazy? You know what's crazy? I have never bought

0:53:17.440 --> 0:53:19.560
<v Speaker 1>anything from Instagram. No, that's not crazy.

0:53:19.640 --> 0:53:22.480
<v Speaker 2>You actually are very good with your money, Marie, and

0:53:22.600 --> 0:53:25.640
<v Speaker 2>I could not ever see you buying anything on Instagram.

0:53:25.680 --> 0:53:28.719
<v Speaker 2>And if you were wellness check coming over to check

0:53:28.760 --> 0:53:32.440
<v Speaker 2>on you, friend worried about you.

0:53:33.239 --> 0:53:38.120
<v Speaker 1>Meanwhile you're buying yeah, and I'm just like, I don't

0:53:38.400 --> 0:53:41.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't need it. What, No, that's nice? How much

0:53:41.760 --> 0:53:45.080
<v Speaker 1>is it eighty four dollars? And then I'm like no, yea,

0:53:45.120 --> 0:53:47.080
<v Speaker 1>because I feel like I'm afraid that I'm gonna order

0:53:47.160 --> 0:53:50.879
<v Speaker 1>something from online and it's gonna look completely different when

0:53:50.880 --> 0:53:51.359
<v Speaker 1>it gets here.

0:53:51.480 --> 0:53:54.959
<v Speaker 2>It always does. It never looks good. The sunset lamp.

0:53:55.520 --> 0:53:58.000
<v Speaker 2>It's cool in theory, but then you get it. It

0:53:58.120 --> 0:53:59.880
<v Speaker 2>took three months to come, and you're like, this was

0:54:00.000 --> 0:54:00.560
<v Speaker 2>not worth.

0:54:00.400 --> 0:54:02.799
<v Speaker 1>It and it broke? Did it break?

0:54:03.040 --> 0:54:03.440
<v Speaker 2>It broke?

0:54:03.760 --> 0:54:04.280
<v Speaker 1>It's broken.

0:54:04.960 --> 0:54:08.600
<v Speaker 4>Did you guys see those squishy slides sandals? They're like

0:54:09.120 --> 0:54:13.440
<v Speaker 4>they're really like puffy, They're like the easy ones. Yeah,

0:54:13.440 --> 0:54:18.080
<v Speaker 4>and they're really bendy and mashi and comfy looking. I

0:54:18.239 --> 0:54:23.320
<v Speaker 4>ordered them in yellow. Three months later they came in brown.

0:54:23.520 --> 0:54:27.160
<v Speaker 4>And they are hard as rocks. No they are not.

0:54:27.520 --> 0:54:27.960
<v Speaker 2>Where are they?

0:54:28.120 --> 0:54:28.959
<v Speaker 1>Did you throw them away?

0:54:29.560 --> 0:54:32.360
<v Speaker 4>They're upstairs I have I'm trying to pawn them off on.

0:54:32.440 --> 0:54:34.799
<v Speaker 2>Someone send them to us so we can take Send

0:54:34.880 --> 0:54:37.080
<v Speaker 2>us a picture so we can see. Maybe maybe we could,

0:54:37.200 --> 0:54:39.560
<v Speaker 2>Maybe we could sell it through Instagram.

0:54:40.360 --> 0:54:42.040
<v Speaker 4>Maybe maybe go.

0:54:42.200 --> 0:54:44.160
<v Speaker 2>Do a swipe up link and deep.

0:54:44.840 --> 0:54:45.759
<v Speaker 1>What size do you wear?

0:54:46.600 --> 0:54:48.720
<v Speaker 4>I wear a ten, but I think they're too small,

0:54:48.840 --> 0:54:49.919
<v Speaker 4>so they're probably like a nine.

0:54:50.840 --> 0:54:53.600
<v Speaker 1>Damn and the sizing is wrong. They're hard and brown.

0:54:54.600 --> 0:54:56.920
<v Speaker 4>It couldn't have been worse. Although I got a watch

0:54:57.040 --> 0:54:59.200
<v Speaker 4>and it was really good. It came like on time

0:54:59.360 --> 0:54:59.880
<v Speaker 4>and it's.

0:55:00.360 --> 0:55:02.120
<v Speaker 1>We'll kind of watch that hashtag your watch.

0:55:02.160 --> 0:55:05.880
<v Speaker 4>It's a clear watch, it's a I forgure what the

0:55:05.960 --> 0:55:09.960
<v Speaker 4>brand is, but it's just like, really I like, it's

0:55:10.040 --> 0:55:13.359
<v Speaker 4>basically like an elevated Cassio. You got it on your

0:55:14.680 --> 0:55:16.080
<v Speaker 4>It's not on my wrist right now.

0:55:16.120 --> 0:55:16.840
<v Speaker 1>It's upstairs.

0:55:16.880 --> 0:55:17.440
<v Speaker 4>Do you want to see it?

0:55:18.040 --> 0:55:18.080
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:55:18.239 --> 0:55:21.560
<v Speaker 2>No, no, don't get off. Okay, send us a picture

0:55:21.560 --> 0:55:23.080
<v Speaker 2>of that. Well, well maybe we can.

0:55:23.200 --> 0:55:23.759
<v Speaker 4>It's really good.

0:55:23.800 --> 0:55:25.839
<v Speaker 2>Maybe we can sell that on Instagram as well.

0:55:26.320 --> 0:55:31.799
<v Speaker 4>Uh wait, Nicky Fresh as Jared Goldstein's plastic wash.

0:55:33.160 --> 0:55:34.960
<v Speaker 2>Somebody will buy it. Oh you know what I want?

0:55:35.239 --> 0:55:38.040
<v Speaker 2>I want to complain about one more thing before you

0:55:38.120 --> 0:55:40.880
<v Speaker 2>know whatever we might, we might, we might make this

0:55:41.000 --> 0:55:41.680
<v Speaker 2>an hour and a half.

0:55:42.320 --> 0:55:44.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm feeling good right now. I want to.

0:55:44.440 --> 0:55:48.840
<v Speaker 2>Complain about hot people. Hot people are annoying, Sydney.

0:55:49.239 --> 0:55:53.120
<v Speaker 1>You want to complain about hot hot people suck? Okay,

0:55:53.239 --> 0:55:54.200
<v Speaker 1>so that means you sucks?

0:55:54.280 --> 0:55:55.440
<v Speaker 4>Is no?

0:55:55.520 --> 0:55:56.680
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no no girl.

0:55:56.840 --> 0:55:59.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm You're not I got I got spaces in my teeth,

0:56:00.120 --> 0:56:03.799
<v Speaker 2>my boobs are not real, hair is not real. I'm

0:56:04.000 --> 0:56:05.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm hot adjacent.

0:56:05.560 --> 0:56:08.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm not understanding what words you're saying right now. Nobody

0:56:08.520 --> 0:56:13.520
<v Speaker 1>understand hot. No, you know, I want to complain about

0:56:13.520 --> 0:56:15.400
<v Speaker 1>hot people who say they're not hot? How about that?

0:56:16.560 --> 0:56:18.840
<v Speaker 1>It's almost like they want you to give them compliments,

0:56:18.920 --> 0:56:20.719
<v Speaker 1>to tell them that they're hot, as if they don't

0:56:20.800 --> 0:56:23.640
<v Speaker 1>know that they're hot, you know, especially hot people who

0:56:23.760 --> 0:56:26.520
<v Speaker 1>like if you read their Instagram. It's like, how do

0:56:26.600 --> 0:56:31.600
<v Speaker 1>I not have a modeling contract things for free? Aren't

0:56:31.600 --> 0:56:37.800
<v Speaker 1>I so annoying about the hot community that is pretending

0:56:38.000 --> 0:56:40.960
<v Speaker 1>not to be hot but calling themselves hot to Jason.

0:56:40.840 --> 0:56:44.000
<v Speaker 2>As Jared takes off his shirt while he's on the

0:56:44.080 --> 0:56:49.800
<v Speaker 2>pod to show us hot. Yeah, Jared Jared in the video, Jared,

0:56:49.840 --> 0:56:51.480
<v Speaker 2>would you classify yourself as hot?

0:56:53.880 --> 0:56:57.240
<v Speaker 4>I mean I would agree with you. I feel hot adjacent,

0:56:57.719 --> 0:57:01.000
<v Speaker 4>but on the record, it's very important to own your hotness.

0:57:02.440 --> 0:57:04.520
<v Speaker 2>I can't fucking stand.

0:57:06.080 --> 0:57:08.640
<v Speaker 4>Jason, why oh, because you think I'm hot?

0:57:09.960 --> 0:57:12.040
<v Speaker 2>Your hair is real, your eyebrows are perfect.

0:57:15.120 --> 0:57:20.760
<v Speaker 1>You do have a good brow, giving a Kara Delaving brow? Really?

0:57:21.120 --> 0:57:21.280
<v Speaker 3>Yes?

0:57:21.520 --> 0:57:26.480
<v Speaker 2>Is it named Cara Clara Kara Kara Delavine Andrew, do

0:57:26.640 --> 0:57:27.440
<v Speaker 2>you agree.

0:57:27.840 --> 0:57:28.600
<v Speaker 3>That Jared's hot?

0:57:28.920 --> 0:57:29.680
<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm yeah.

0:57:29.840 --> 0:57:31.760
<v Speaker 3>I feel like this is we all knew this. Very

0:57:31.800 --> 0:57:35.280
<v Speaker 3>a very kind face too, I will say kind kind,

0:57:35.720 --> 0:57:39.320
<v Speaker 3>like a very approachable nice Okay.

0:57:39.280 --> 0:57:42.480
<v Speaker 1>So not not a Regina george face, but like a

0:57:42.560 --> 0:57:46.040
<v Speaker 1>Gretchen Wiener's face, because she looked like the more approachable.

0:57:46.360 --> 0:57:47.680
<v Speaker 3>She looks a little bit more approachable, but like a

0:57:47.720 --> 0:57:50.440
<v Speaker 3>man of Siphrid like Karen has like the most like

0:57:50.560 --> 0:57:52.800
<v Speaker 3>aesthetically like approachable face.

0:57:52.960 --> 0:57:55.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yes, well, because her eyes were always.

0:57:55.400 --> 0:58:00.600
<v Speaker 2>Like yeah, like do I like, yeah, they are Bambie.

0:58:01.080 --> 0:58:03.760
<v Speaker 1>Do you do you do well in the dating department? Jared?

0:58:04.000 --> 0:58:04.800
<v Speaker 1>You got a man, right?

0:58:05.800 --> 0:58:05.840
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:58:06.400 --> 0:58:06.760
<v Speaker 3>No, I.

0:58:08.240 --> 0:58:12.920
<v Speaker 1>In my life, you've never had a boyfriend. Never excuse me.

0:58:13.160 --> 0:58:14.520
<v Speaker 4>It used to it used to be like a big

0:58:14.560 --> 0:58:16.960
<v Speaker 4>old mess, but it's not anymore. But then it was

0:58:17.040 --> 0:58:19.360
<v Speaker 4>just like I got really busy and then the world

0:58:19.440 --> 0:58:21.760
<v Speaker 4>shut down, and now we're here.

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<v Speaker 1>So you haven't been dating during the pandem at all.

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<v Speaker 4>I Oh, last summer I was, I was seeing this guy,

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<v Speaker 4>a game magician.

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<v Speaker 1>Girl by I not.

0:58:32.480 --> 0:58:34.880
<v Speaker 2>Now I have to hang up on you because it's

0:58:34.960 --> 0:58:36.320
<v Speaker 2>clear that you don't love yourself.

0:58:36.680 --> 0:58:40.200
<v Speaker 4>Why I wasn't gonna say this, but he is also

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<v Speaker 4>a writer for The Mandalorian.

0:58:43.120 --> 0:58:44.960
<v Speaker 1>But a game magician is what's at the top of

0:58:45.000 --> 0:58:45.520
<v Speaker 1>his resume?

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, writer for the Mandalorian is what is

0:58:48.640 --> 0:58:50.000
<v Speaker 4>at the top of his resume.

0:58:50.200 --> 0:58:50.920
<v Speaker 3>The magician part.

0:58:51.040 --> 0:58:53.200
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean why would you want to.

0:58:53.480 --> 0:58:55.760
<v Speaker 2>I mean you started up top with that, So this

0:58:55.920 --> 0:58:57.440
<v Speaker 2>is your friend, this is you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Well I'm glad. I'm glad he got that that

0:59:00.280 --> 0:59:03.920
<v Speaker 1>writing job because I mean, honestly that that could be

0:59:04.080 --> 0:59:06.800
<v Speaker 1>an idea for a new children's cartoon. It's a game

0:59:06.880 --> 0:59:10.600
<v Speaker 1>magician but like but thinks SpongeBob. But like, oh.

0:59:12.080 --> 0:59:17.680
<v Speaker 2>Okay, here's another thing I'm gonna complain about my friends.

0:59:18.160 --> 0:59:21.440
<v Speaker 2>That don't date up. They need to date Everybody needs

0:59:21.480 --> 0:59:21.920
<v Speaker 2>a date up.

0:59:22.880 --> 0:59:26.200
<v Speaker 3>It's hard to date up, don't you think, Sidney, You've

0:59:26.280 --> 0:59:27.760
<v Speaker 3>had like awful complaints.

0:59:27.800 --> 0:59:30.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm so sing your complaints of well, I mean not

0:59:30.720 --> 0:59:32.040
<v Speaker 1>the White Show.

0:59:32.640 --> 0:59:35.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, but I am not aging.

0:59:37.720 --> 0:59:39.240
<v Speaker 1>Why what's the problem?

0:59:40.960 --> 0:59:41.520
<v Speaker 3>It's hard?

0:59:41.960 --> 0:59:45.800
<v Speaker 2>I want everybody needs to date up. Everybody is tends

0:59:45.840 --> 0:59:46.560
<v Speaker 2>across the border.

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<v Speaker 1>On this call, Sidney, you're saying everybody needs to date up,

0:59:50.080 --> 0:59:53.479
<v Speaker 1>but some people gotta date down so that the people

0:59:53.640 --> 0:59:54.720
<v Speaker 1>down can date up.

0:59:56.400 --> 0:59:59.680
<v Speaker 2>Well, I need everybody who's dating down to not be

0:59:59.760 --> 1:00:01.880
<v Speaker 2>my The people who are dating up, come on over

1:00:01.960 --> 1:00:03.840
<v Speaker 2>to my side so we can. I want to hear

1:00:03.880 --> 1:00:07.480
<v Speaker 2>your conversations, because me hearing the conversations that you know

1:00:08.320 --> 1:00:10.280
<v Speaker 2>they're not hitting it right, or you're not going to.

1:00:10.360 --> 1:00:12.360
<v Speaker 1>The places you need to go to. I don't want.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to hear my friends are going on a boat.

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<v Speaker 2>We got they got the PJ, were going on the

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<v Speaker 2>PJ that I want to go with. I want to

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<v Speaker 2>I need my friends a day up so I can

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<v Speaker 2>go on the streamers.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so what's dating down for you? They're not as

1:00:25.560 --> 1:00:30.880
<v Speaker 1>or they have less money. I don't know because sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes sometimes ugly dick is good dick.

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<v Speaker 2>I have heard, Yes, sometimes I have, I too have

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<v Speaker 2>heard as well, and sometimes broke dick and it's like

1:00:39.920 --> 1:00:42.000
<v Speaker 2>an attest to broke dick is good dick.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's like what is down?

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<v Speaker 2>But as somebody who's had, you know, a dick attached

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<v Speaker 2>to a man, a dick that's been attached to you know,

1:00:51.080 --> 1:00:54.240
<v Speaker 2>a wall, dick is dick. So you need to subtract

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<v Speaker 2>the dick and find the good person.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to attract the dick and add a good person.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just gid, just just get worry about the person. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>stop stop putting it on the penis girl, It's just

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<v Speaker 2>it's just an object.

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<v Speaker 1>City. You gotta be high. It's the last sixty two

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<v Speaker 1>minutes have been so much for me.

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<v Speaker 2>Why Jared don't you agree?

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<v Speaker 1>I do one.

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<v Speaker 4>I've never been like a penis guy. I don't care

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<v Speaker 4>as long as I have when it's fine. I I

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<v Speaker 4>you know, I hear all the time about like his

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<v Speaker 4>penis was this small. I've never once in my life

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<v Speaker 4>seen a penis that was too small. They're always humongous,

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<v Speaker 4>and I'm like, where the fuck is that supposed to.

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<v Speaker 2>Go, Jared, I heard I heard that you was slanging

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<v Speaker 2>that that thing is thanging. That's what I heard.

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<v Speaker 1>That thing is thinking.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you hear that?

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I heard. That's what the streets are saying.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what the streets are saying.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, I'll neither confirm or deny.

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<v Speaker 1>What come on now?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, I mean I feel good. I feel good.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean here's a thing you did. You did share

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<v Speaker 4>at the very top, So I guess it's only fair

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<v Speaker 4>for me to say that, yeah, things are good.

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<v Speaker 2>That thing is that thang we dang.

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<v Speaker 4>What's cool about my dick is that it looks like

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<v Speaker 4>a dildo. Like it's like it's like devoid of character,

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<v Speaker 4>Like there's no surprises, like when you think of a dildo,

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<v Speaker 4>whatever you just thought of, that's what it looks like.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just like.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very vainy.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Like there's no like there's no like weird shapes

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<v Speaker 4>or angles or norks. Yeah, there's just nothing that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just like, So you've got a pretty peen good

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<v Speaker 1>for you.

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<v Speaker 4>I really can I tell One time, Okay, one time,

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<v Speaker 4>I was like I was like dming with this guy

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<v Speaker 4>who lives in New York for like months, but I

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<v Speaker 4>was here in LA and then finally like I'm in

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<v Speaker 4>New York. We meet up. He's really cute. We start

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<v Speaker 4>hooking up. He before he takes his dick out, he

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<v Speaker 4>tells me people tell me I have a really pretty dick.

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<v Speaker 4>And I was like, okay, let's see. And he takes

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<v Speaker 4>it out and I go, that looks like mine.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, twins what and he goes, take your dick.

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<v Speaker 4>So I take my dick out and he goes, oh

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<v Speaker 4>my god, it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god. It's like a parent trap moment and.

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<v Speaker 4>Looked so similar. His was bigger, but almost exactly a lie.

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<v Speaker 4>And it was very weird because he was bragging about himself,

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<v Speaker 4>going my dick is pretty. And then I said, wait,

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<v Speaker 4>my dick looks like your dick, and he goes, well,

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<v Speaker 4>let's see, and then he agreed. He goes, your dick

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<v Speaker 4>does look like my dick.

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<v Speaker 2>So come on, Jess, Jared, I love it.

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<v Speaker 4>By the transitive property, I have a beautiful dick.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if you want to drop that in the chat

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<v Speaker 2>over here, that'll be nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, I don't think you could drop it anywhere. You

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<v Speaker 1>could just drop your pants. So we can see because

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<v Speaker 1>Sydney has dropped hers.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that was like an hour ago. Guys, that's literally

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<v Speaker 2>just let the past be the past. I did that

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<v Speaker 2>to reset the room. I reset in the room and

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<v Speaker 2>the vibe of the pod.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't reset anything, says you said the tone with.

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<v Speaker 5>Jared.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you, you know, cleared the name

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<v Speaker 2>of people who complain a lot, because I just I

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<v Speaker 2>just feel like you didn't do You didn't really complain,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, like you were you were kind of cool

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<v Speaker 2>with it.

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<v Speaker 4>That was my plan all along.

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<v Speaker 1>M I'm not doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>Why did andrew complaint seem to blow everyone out the water.

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<v Speaker 1>Because Andrew had a valid complaint.

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<v Speaker 2>He was upset at this lady that's dying.

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<v Speaker 7>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>If that's not white privilege, you're mad.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I can already hear the comments that are like,

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<v Speaker 3>why why is he like talking about Hila?

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<v Speaker 1>No, he wasn't talking about he was talking about Clara.

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<v Speaker 4>Validate.

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<v Speaker 3>But Sheila is verbally abusive to her nurse.

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<v Speaker 4>So I.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, hold on, hold on. Is her nurse black

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<v Speaker 1>or white?

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<v Speaker 3>She is hispanic?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well then we don't like Sheila. She's problematic.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she's problematic.

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<v Speaker 1>She got it. That's wrong.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay, that's.

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<v Speaker 2>Wrong, unless unless the nurse voted for Trump. No, n

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<v Speaker 2>you think it's Latinos for trum, Yeah, it's Latino's for Trump.

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<v Speaker 2>Then she's Clara, she's coing.

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<v Speaker 3>She came to cry to me one time and I

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<v Speaker 3>felt so bad after it. It was a very y

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<v Speaker 3>I need to get out of this building.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate it.

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<v Speaker 3>It is haunted.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, thank god she's dying.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's haunted. That's all the plants died.

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<v Speaker 3>It is a graveyard.

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<v Speaker 1>It's an elephant graveyard.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Jared, wait, I know there's Hey.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there Sidney really want to get a complaint of it?

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<v Speaker 1>Is there? Is there a sixty second complaint from you?

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<v Speaker 2>Is there anything in comedy that you want to complain about?

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<v Speaker 2>Or TikTokers people on Twitter? An's just stories people?

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<v Speaker 4>Anybody here is a comedian.

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<v Speaker 2>Who is stealing bits?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Who is it?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, this is even worse. This comedian is recording fake

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<v Speaker 4>videos of himself doing stand up in front of a

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<v Speaker 4>green screen and making it look like these are like

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<v Speaker 4>his his his stand up clips on TikTok But you

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<v Speaker 4>can so tell that it's it's a it's a laugh track.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a green screen behind him, the whole thing. He's

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<v Speaker 4>just presenting it as if it's stand out.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's a lot of people's specials. Just hands up,

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<v Speaker 2>just you know, there's laugh tracks on it. So I

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<v Speaker 2>just saying, maybe maybe he's onto something.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it's maybe lean.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's my that's my comedy complaint. I can't believe

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<v Speaker 4>that that's happening.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that I mean, is he blowing up?

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<v Speaker 4>Is he viral or he is like super viral, like

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<v Speaker 4>super super.

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<v Speaker 2>Dropped, the name dropped, the name dropped, the name in

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<v Speaker 2>the chat, I will wait, I gotta, I gotta you

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<v Speaker 2>don't you don't have.

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<v Speaker 3>It by him or any of the comments like we

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<v Speaker 3>know this is a green screen, or like how are

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<v Speaker 3>you the only person that's in the No.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not. He was brought to my attention from another commediant.

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<v Speaker 4>It okay, So I think it's like comedians know. And

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<v Speaker 4>also he's kind of like a broie guy, so it's

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<v Speaker 4>like he's not really someone that like we really think

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<v Speaker 4>about or care about. It is crazy to see it

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<v Speaker 4>because you watch it and you go, this is fake

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<v Speaker 4>and he has millions of you know, all the TikTok oh.

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<v Speaker 1>No, we don't like that. But people are on TikTok.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not the brightest in the bunch. We've seen them dance,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a fact. Yeah, they're not intelligent, inteligent. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like I wanted to complain about something else, but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to complain less really, you know, I feel like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like when you complain, it's like, uh, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, I don't know. I'm trying to do different

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<v Speaker 1>things this.

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<v Speaker 3>I like to.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's good to complain and get it out

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<v Speaker 1>when you need to get it out, but I don't

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<v Speaker 1>like to, like do well on that stuff too much

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<v Speaker 1>out loud anyway. Like that's what my brain is for,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, complaining, screaming about everything that is terrible. But

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Yes, no, just me.

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<v Speaker 4>I complain. I complain about all the time, all the.

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<v Speaker 1>Magician, Wizard, the game, the gay wizard.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, okay, okay, the one that kept walking while you

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<v Speaker 2>were visibly having a podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>He's a lovely, lovely person now I could talk shit about.

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<v Speaker 1>For the rest of my life.

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<v Speaker 2>Is the person a non comedian, non comedian talks to.

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<v Speaker 5>Me every day about what I could never tell you.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sweetest, sweetest guy. Wow, if I never saw him again,

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<v Speaker 5>I love to say more.

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<v Speaker 1>Moment we're having. Should we do a whole episode like

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<v Speaker 1>this one day?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Why why is he your? I was trying. It was

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<v Speaker 1>so I was really trying.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, is he still here?

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<v Speaker 4>We met on Greg's list.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's your fault.

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<v Speaker 5>It's an arranged marriage of swords.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well this is what you get. Well, who lived

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<v Speaker 1>there first?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm in charge castle.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if it's your apartment, then I would be loud.

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't even care.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, because one time, okay, this is something to complain about.

1:10:06.120 --> 1:10:10.400
<v Speaker 5>This one time the fire alarm went off. The smoke

1:10:10.439 --> 1:10:13.960
<v Speaker 5>alarm so loud. You know how loud they are four

1:10:14.000 --> 1:10:16.360
<v Speaker 5>in the morning. They never go off at four pm.

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<v Speaker 5>They only go off at four am. It is screaming

1:10:21.240 --> 1:10:25.519
<v Speaker 5>for half an hour right next to his bedroom. Never

1:10:25.680 --> 1:10:30.360
<v Speaker 5>came out me one and you know he's away. Yeah,

1:10:30.520 --> 1:10:33.960
<v Speaker 5>there's no way. I'm on the phone with my mom

1:10:34.080 --> 1:10:35.599
<v Speaker 5>and dad. I'm screaming at them.

1:10:35.640 --> 1:10:36.360
<v Speaker 1>They're screaming at me.

1:10:36.640 --> 1:10:40.799
<v Speaker 5>I'm screaming at the thing is Mayhem at four am

1:10:41.080 --> 1:10:41.799
<v Speaker 5>until four.

1:10:41.640 --> 1:10:44.880
<v Speaker 6>And thirty am, And he never came up, not.

1:10:45.360 --> 1:10:50.640
<v Speaker 5>Never, And from that day I said, I will podcast

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<v Speaker 5>at any hour, at any time.

1:10:58.240 --> 1:11:01.559
<v Speaker 2>Why didn't you lead it with this? Yeah, this is great,

1:11:01.680 --> 1:11:02.320
<v Speaker 2>this is great.

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<v Speaker 4>You should have just led to get there. Okay, okay,

1:11:04.840 --> 1:11:07.559
<v Speaker 4>it has to be authentic, No, we have That's another

1:11:07.680 --> 1:11:10.479
<v Speaker 4>clause of the complaining. We has to come from God.

1:11:10.600 --> 1:11:13.479
<v Speaker 2>We had to put so much lube on this pod

1:11:13.720 --> 1:11:18.559
<v Speaker 2>for you to get this comfortable. That is I'm upset.

1:11:18.880 --> 1:11:21.519
<v Speaker 1>I'm honestly, I do want to complain about you being

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<v Speaker 1>the complaining expert. You when I said, Jared, what do

1:11:26.479 --> 1:11:28.120
<v Speaker 1>you want to be the expert? And you were like complaining,

1:11:28.280 --> 1:11:29.320
<v Speaker 1>I do that all day long.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay, what would you What would you say, I'm

1:11:31.360 --> 1:11:33.000
<v Speaker 4>the expert in uh.

1:11:33.840 --> 1:11:35.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, making us wait for an hour and

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<v Speaker 1>twelve minutes.

1:11:38.840 --> 1:11:41.719
<v Speaker 2>I would say, Jared, you are the expert in making friends.

1:11:42.439 --> 1:11:46.920
<v Speaker 2>You're very friendly in the community. Like when I when

1:11:47.000 --> 1:11:50.559
<v Speaker 2>I'm fine, I think it's between me and you. When

1:11:50.600 --> 1:11:52.920
<v Speaker 2>there's a post that goes up, it's either I'm going

1:11:53.000 --> 1:11:55.439
<v Speaker 2>to have a comment first, or you'll have a comment.

1:11:56.400 --> 1:11:59.479
<v Speaker 2>But most times, most times we both have a comment

1:11:59.560 --> 1:12:00.759
<v Speaker 2>on some one's posts.

1:12:01.840 --> 1:12:04.400
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm always looking to see your comments.

1:12:04.960 --> 1:12:08.600
<v Speaker 2>I always see yours. It's almost like Instagram lets me

1:12:08.680 --> 1:12:10.280
<v Speaker 2>know that you made a comment, and I have to

1:12:10.320 --> 1:12:10.920
<v Speaker 2>see it first.

1:12:11.600 --> 1:12:13.240
<v Speaker 4>The algorithm is bringing us together.

1:12:13.400 --> 1:12:15.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's another reason why I had to bring you

1:12:15.439 --> 1:12:17.840
<v Speaker 2>on the pod, because I just kept seeing your name

1:12:17.880 --> 1:12:19.880
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, well, wait, Jared hasn't been on.

1:12:21.000 --> 1:12:22.840
<v Speaker 1>I can't believe you hadn't been on the podcast before.

1:12:22.920 --> 1:12:26.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's that's a that's our bad. We're trash. Look,

1:12:26.920 --> 1:12:30.640
<v Speaker 2>you made me wait and I made Yeah, that's the

1:12:30.760 --> 1:12:32.720
<v Speaker 2>team that this is you getting back at us for

1:12:32.840 --> 1:12:34.599
<v Speaker 2>waiting for the payback.

1:12:35.080 --> 1:12:40.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's fine, Jared.

1:12:40.600 --> 1:12:43.000
<v Speaker 2>People we're gonna post your picture and it doesn't matter

1:12:43.040 --> 1:12:45.840
<v Speaker 2>because everyone's gonna slide on your dms and they're like, wait,

1:12:45.880 --> 1:12:50.240
<v Speaker 2>you're single, but you're so attractive and funny and smart.

1:12:50.680 --> 1:12:53.479
<v Speaker 1>They're gonna ask questions about the Magician Wizard.

1:12:53.840 --> 1:12:56.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah you made so they're gonna for those questions, and

1:12:56.920 --> 1:12:59.200
<v Speaker 2>then they're gonna ask can we see it? And you

1:12:59.280 --> 1:13:02.880
<v Speaker 2>already know what they want to see, and when they

1:13:02.960 --> 1:13:04.760
<v Speaker 2>want to see it, it's you better send them a

1:13:04.800 --> 1:13:10.880
<v Speaker 2>picture of the shoe. The shoe, the shoes. Yeah, oh no,

1:13:11.120 --> 1:13:12.639
<v Speaker 2>that's not what we were talking about were talking about

1:13:12.640 --> 1:13:14.519
<v Speaker 2>the no no no, but I'm saying they were gonna

1:13:14.520 --> 1:13:15.320
<v Speaker 2>be like, can we see it?

1:13:15.439 --> 1:13:19.599
<v Speaker 1>And you send them a picture of the shoe. That's

1:13:19.640 --> 1:13:19.920
<v Speaker 1>the key.

1:13:20.000 --> 1:13:23.360
<v Speaker 4>Key. I only said, I've only sent one Dick pic

1:13:24.600 --> 1:13:26.639
<v Speaker 4>and it was like ten years ago.

1:13:26.760 --> 1:13:27.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah you're famous now, babe.

1:13:28.000 --> 1:13:29.200
<v Speaker 1>You can't be doing another stunts.

1:13:29.240 --> 1:13:29.400
<v Speaker 3>I know.

1:13:29.640 --> 1:13:31.799
<v Speaker 1>But you have a perfect do you have a perfect

1:13:31.920 --> 1:13:34.680
<v Speaker 1>pretty penis and you've only sent one dig pic? Is

1:13:34.760 --> 1:13:35.600
<v Speaker 1>that what you still send it?

1:13:35.680 --> 1:13:35.800
<v Speaker 3>Now?

1:13:36.120 --> 1:13:37.960
<v Speaker 4>Look, here's the thing. This is the thing. You know

1:13:38.040 --> 1:13:40.800
<v Speaker 4>they say the camera adds ten pounds not to Dick pics.

1:13:41.640 --> 1:13:44.000
<v Speaker 4>Whenever you're looking at the picture, I'm like, this can't

1:13:44.040 --> 1:13:46.519
<v Speaker 4>be right. Like I've never taken a picture of it

1:13:46.680 --> 1:13:49.000
<v Speaker 4>that that felt like this is doing me justice.

1:13:49.200 --> 1:13:50.680
<v Speaker 1>You gotta get a ring light. You gotta put the

1:13:50.720 --> 1:13:54.519
<v Speaker 1>penis on the ring light. Don't get it. Don't do

1:13:54.560 --> 1:13:56.160
<v Speaker 1>it with fluorescent lighting. It's gonna make it.

1:13:56.160 --> 1:13:59.080
<v Speaker 2>Look no fluorescentesce. I've never taken a picture in a

1:13:59.120 --> 1:14:01.559
<v Speaker 2>fluorescent lighting and be like, yeah, my tits look good.

1:14:01.720 --> 1:14:06.000
<v Speaker 1>Now. It's too harsh for the for the body, for

1:14:06.120 --> 1:14:07.040
<v Speaker 1>the for the female.

1:14:08.240 --> 1:14:10.760
<v Speaker 4>I'll put it next to a lava l get some sex, lights,

1:14:10.880 --> 1:14:17.360
<v Speaker 4>get some sex. Could you imagine that? Would that would

1:14:17.400 --> 1:14:17.960
<v Speaker 4>be a curse?

1:14:18.560 --> 1:14:20.280
<v Speaker 2>Marie, you look like myka.

1:14:21.120 --> 1:14:22.880
<v Speaker 1>You don't have a Baska Sydney. Don't do that.

1:14:26.320 --> 1:14:28.000
<v Speaker 3>He looks like girl.

1:14:28.320 --> 1:14:35.040
<v Speaker 1>She's in heaven. Yes, Jared, Oh what you called? You

1:14:35.120 --> 1:14:40.200
<v Speaker 1>called your grandma your NANAA.

1:14:40.240 --> 1:14:40.479
<v Speaker 4>I did?

1:14:40.560 --> 1:14:41.439
<v Speaker 1>Okay and she called you.

1:14:47.920 --> 1:14:54.360
<v Speaker 2>Stress Jared? Before we leave, Okay, since you did like

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<v Speaker 2>subpar in this complaining department, do you have like any tips?

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<v Speaker 2>Three tips on like how to be a fabulous, fabulous complainer,

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<v Speaker 2>a better complainer than you than me?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, yes. First tip is be kind to yourself and

1:15:13.200 --> 1:15:16.679
<v Speaker 4>let yourself complain. You're not a monster. You're just having

1:15:16.720 --> 1:15:17.040
<v Speaker 4>a day.

1:15:17.600 --> 1:15:17.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh.

1:15:17.960 --> 1:15:20.920
<v Speaker 4>Second tip a day, Fine, you're just having a day.

1:15:21.680 --> 1:15:25.679
<v Speaker 4>Find a find a safe space, find the right people

1:15:27.040 --> 1:15:30.800
<v Speaker 4>for which you can complain. Maybe find some people who

1:15:31.160 --> 1:15:34.080
<v Speaker 4>will support your complaining and not say that you're complaining

1:15:34.120 --> 1:15:38.720
<v Speaker 4>with subpar. Maybe find some people who will uplift you. Know,

1:15:38.840 --> 1:15:41.240
<v Speaker 4>if your complaining is kind of small, that's that's not

1:15:41.400 --> 1:15:43.559
<v Speaker 4>you know, doesn't mean weak. It means like a little baby, like, oh,

1:15:43.640 --> 1:15:46.080
<v Speaker 4>your little complaints are cute. So if you can find

1:15:46.120 --> 1:15:50.120
<v Speaker 4>someone to support you're complaining, that would be good too.

1:15:50.600 --> 1:15:53.840
<v Speaker 4>And then the third tip for complaining is breathe through

1:15:53.880 --> 1:15:59.120
<v Speaker 4>your diaphragm, unless.

1:15:59.640 --> 1:16:04.160
<v Speaker 5>You're mate can hear. And then you want to whisper

1:16:04.760 --> 1:16:06.960
<v Speaker 5>right up on the mic, just like.

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<v Speaker 1>This out when the alarm, the fire alarm stopped ringing,

1:16:11.560 --> 1:16:14.280
<v Speaker 1>you opened his door and chucked it into his room.

1:16:18.640 --> 1:16:20.040
<v Speaker 4>Can you actually believe that you should?

1:16:20.479 --> 1:16:24.000
<v Speaker 2>You should actually try. You should actually put fire underneath

1:16:24.040 --> 1:16:27.200
<v Speaker 2>the fire alarm so it could go off, and then

1:16:27.280 --> 1:16:28.920
<v Speaker 2>just let it and just let it rock.

1:16:29.080 --> 1:16:30.920
<v Speaker 4>Sit in a chair right underneath it.

1:16:31.439 --> 1:16:34.639
<v Speaker 1>And see what he does, smoking a capri like a long.

1:16:36.040 --> 1:16:36.640
<v Speaker 2>I dare you?

1:16:38.360 --> 1:16:40.400
<v Speaker 1>And in the rocking chair, you're just like, well, you

1:16:40.520 --> 1:16:40.960
<v Speaker 1>long enough.

1:16:41.240 --> 1:16:44.880
<v Speaker 2>And it's hilarious because it's so funny that we're mentioning

1:16:45.040 --> 1:16:48.160
<v Speaker 2>this because our next guest on the podcast is your roommate.

1:16:48.240 --> 1:16:50.400
<v Speaker 1>That's insane. We'll be back to back.

1:16:54.800 --> 1:16:57.280
<v Speaker 4>Don't believe anything she says.

1:16:58.640 --> 1:17:03.280
<v Speaker 1>I love this anyway. I'm actually kind of tired. Yeah

1:17:03.400 --> 1:17:03.680
<v Speaker 1>me too.

1:17:04.479 --> 1:17:06.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah I'm not, but you know what I mean, Like,

1:17:07.040 --> 1:17:08.960
<v Speaker 2>it's time, it's time to wrap it up, because this

1:17:09.120 --> 1:17:10.240
<v Speaker 2>is we went long.

1:17:10.360 --> 1:17:11.959
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, we're almost going.

1:17:11.880 --> 1:17:15.519
<v Speaker 2>An hour and a half with Jared Goldstein. We're making

1:17:15.600 --> 1:17:16.559
<v Speaker 2>up for lost time.

1:17:17.240 --> 1:17:17.639
<v Speaker 1>Sydney.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, wait, can I say your last episode

1:17:21.479 --> 1:17:24.160
<v Speaker 4>where it was just the two of you together at

1:17:24.240 --> 1:17:26.200
<v Speaker 4>like four in the morning and you were trying to

1:17:26.280 --> 1:17:30.000
<v Speaker 4>fill the time. That was cinematic. That's a movie. I

1:17:30.120 --> 1:17:31.240
<v Speaker 4>want to watch that as a movie.

1:17:31.400 --> 1:17:33.639
<v Speaker 1>That was so we were trying to fill the time.

1:17:33.720 --> 1:17:35.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't even remember what we were talking about.

1:17:35.120 --> 1:17:37.360
<v Speaker 4>I loved that episode. Andrew I wasn't there.

1:17:37.520 --> 1:17:39.839
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that was That was one one of the reviews

1:17:39.960 --> 1:17:43.000
<v Speaker 3>says I loved this episode. Andrew wasn't there.

1:17:47.439 --> 1:17:48.360
<v Speaker 1>Where's that review?

1:17:48.479 --> 1:17:50.080
<v Speaker 3>I think I think it was like on a comment

1:17:50.280 --> 1:17:52.920
<v Speaker 3>or something. Yeah, like he wasn't like like he was

1:17:53.000 --> 1:17:55.759
<v Speaker 3>like naming like Marie did this, Sydney did this. Andrew

1:17:55.880 --> 1:17:57.080
<v Speaker 3>wasn't there, And I was like.

1:18:00.080 --> 1:18:05.400
<v Speaker 4>You're talking, you're talking about funeral. Yeah, that was such

1:18:05.560 --> 1:18:06.200
<v Speaker 4>a good episode.

1:18:06.240 --> 1:18:07.400
<v Speaker 1>It was good. It was good.

1:18:07.479 --> 1:18:10.439
<v Speaker 4>You were singing. You kept singing the whole episode.

1:18:10.479 --> 1:18:13.200
<v Speaker 1>Said well whole milk for your whole lass.

1:18:14.000 --> 1:18:17.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we had a good time. You know what, let

1:18:17.360 --> 1:18:20.720
<v Speaker 2>me repost that tomorrow so people because I didn't post that,

1:18:21.600 --> 1:18:24.160
<v Speaker 2>thanks Jarrett Art. You know what, we might have to

1:18:24.200 --> 1:18:26.160
<v Speaker 2>do a part two, and just have you come back

1:18:26.240 --> 1:18:29.639
<v Speaker 2>as another expert because this one. You're not a complainer friend.

1:18:30.280 --> 1:18:31.439
<v Speaker 2>You're a good You're a good guy.

1:18:32.600 --> 1:18:34.640
<v Speaker 4>I accept that. I do, except that and if I

1:18:34.840 --> 1:18:35.760
<v Speaker 4>have to come back.

1:18:37.200 --> 1:18:42.479
<v Speaker 2>But okay, do you gossip? I do? Yeah, but you

1:18:42.520 --> 1:18:43.720
<v Speaker 2>didn't give me no gossip and.

1:18:44.360 --> 1:18:46.679
<v Speaker 4>Just a podcast that's not safe.

1:18:47.479 --> 1:18:49.960
<v Speaker 1>I feel that's crazy. If you were being too politically

1:18:50.080 --> 1:18:53.320
<v Speaker 1>correct you were, Yeah, we got you. You are like

1:18:53.800 --> 1:19:00.240
<v Speaker 1>close friends, complainer clo gossip like you're on this. I

1:19:00.320 --> 1:19:00.600
<v Speaker 1>see it.

1:19:00.920 --> 1:19:03.320
<v Speaker 2>Me and Marie have been doing this for years and

1:19:03.439 --> 1:19:08.519
<v Speaker 2>we talk shit. Okay, people hate us, but they asked

1:19:08.600 --> 1:19:10.200
<v Speaker 2>to be on the podcast, but they hate us.

1:19:13.280 --> 1:19:15.040
<v Speaker 4>All right, I have something to look up to.

1:19:15.240 --> 1:19:17.519
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Jared plug plug yourself?

1:19:17.640 --> 1:19:18.240
<v Speaker 1>Where you at?

1:19:18.400 --> 1:19:21.240
<v Speaker 2>Where can we find you? Your socials and whatnot?

1:19:22.160 --> 1:19:25.080
<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Find me online at Hey Jared Hey.

1:19:25.400 --> 1:19:29.960
<v Speaker 2>Hay, Jared Hey, Hey, Jared Hey. And if you love

1:19:30.200 --> 1:19:33.400
<v Speaker 2>Jared and you want to see, you know, beautiful things

1:19:33.439 --> 1:19:36.280
<v Speaker 2>from him, I need you to put some palm trees

1:19:36.360 --> 1:19:40.960
<v Speaker 2>under his last photo. That'd be cute, m oh, I

1:19:41.000 --> 1:19:43.960
<v Speaker 2>would love that. Please do it the last photo or

1:19:44.520 --> 1:19:46.479
<v Speaker 2>or the photo where you think that you can maybe

1:19:46.479 --> 1:19:47.360
<v Speaker 2>see a print.

1:19:49.000 --> 1:19:51.840
<v Speaker 4>And ooh, actually stay tuned this week because the print

1:19:51.920 --> 1:19:52.240
<v Speaker 4>is coming.

1:19:52.360 --> 1:19:55.439
<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, I would love to see your pretty ricky

1:19:55.520 --> 1:19:56.320
<v Speaker 2>ricky ricky.

1:20:00.000 --> 1:20:00.640
<v Speaker 4>What I call it?

1:20:02.200 --> 1:20:07.200
<v Speaker 2>All Right, Well we again, we've outdid ourselves, Marie. No fights.

1:20:08.760 --> 1:20:11.439
<v Speaker 1>This was a smooth one, Sidney. I don't fight with you.

1:20:11.560 --> 1:20:13.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't understand where you coming up, why you want

1:20:13.880 --> 1:20:14.280
<v Speaker 1>to build that.

1:20:14.360 --> 1:20:17.200
<v Speaker 2>False It's not a false narrative that the people have

1:20:17.320 --> 1:20:19.720
<v Speaker 2>put it in the comments that we fight, Jarreed, do

1:20:19.840 --> 1:20:20.280
<v Speaker 2>you agree?

1:20:20.840 --> 1:20:21.120
<v Speaker 1>He does?

1:20:21.840 --> 1:20:24.040
<v Speaker 4>I mean there was a Seminaryoki, but I think this

1:20:24.240 --> 1:20:26.240
<v Speaker 4>is like that happens between friends.

1:20:26.720 --> 1:20:28.800
<v Speaker 1>That happens like that happens a lot over.

1:20:29.080 --> 1:20:31.240
<v Speaker 4>Okay, we'll talk about we'll talk about comedy. There's a

1:20:31.280 --> 1:20:35.440
<v Speaker 4>lot of comedy duos that seem to be like perfect

1:20:35.560 --> 1:20:38.720
<v Speaker 4>friends who are only in love and always obsessed with

1:20:38.880 --> 1:20:41.920
<v Speaker 4>each other. And it's exhausting because it makes me feel

1:20:42.000 --> 1:20:44.120
<v Speaker 4>bad because I go, well, I don't my friends and

1:20:44.160 --> 1:20:47.400
<v Speaker 4>I don't get along that well always. So when I

1:20:47.520 --> 1:20:52.080
<v Speaker 4>see your friendship being multifaceted like mine are, I go, oh,

1:20:52.160 --> 1:20:54.439
<v Speaker 4>thank god, this is authentic fun.

1:20:54.520 --> 1:20:56.800
<v Speaker 1>Fact, a lot of those comedy duos not even friends

1:20:56.840 --> 1:20:57.559
<v Speaker 1>in real life.

1:20:59.240 --> 1:21:02.719
<v Speaker 2>And that's the problem, Marie, we're fucking real friends. Let's

1:21:02.760 --> 1:21:04.599
<v Speaker 2>hate each other so we could make this money.

1:21:05.080 --> 1:21:07.639
<v Speaker 1>Okay, oh my god, wait.

1:21:07.520 --> 1:21:09.439
<v Speaker 4>That actually would work if you did that for like

1:21:09.720 --> 1:21:13.479
<v Speaker 4>a couple months. You like a like an animosity narrative

1:21:13.680 --> 1:21:14.960
<v Speaker 4>just to get like more clicks.

1:21:15.320 --> 1:21:18.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, The producer expert.

1:21:18.479 --> 1:21:23.240
<v Speaker 2>Oh well, well I'm a method actress, so I can't.

1:21:23.800 --> 1:21:25.639
<v Speaker 2>I can't exude that unless it's real.

1:21:25.840 --> 1:21:28.679
<v Speaker 1>So listen, I get exuded. Just give me the number

1:21:28.720 --> 1:21:33.240
<v Speaker 1>of the figure it out.

1:21:37.160 --> 1:21:39.679
<v Speaker 2>Okay, well you heard it here first, me and Marie

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<v Speaker 2>are gonna We're gonna fight and make millions of dollars.

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