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Speaker 1: We're here, We're here.

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Speaker 2: I want to just I want to say up top

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Speaker 2: excited to see your beautiful, wonderful face. I'm I'm so

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Speaker 2: Oh and there's a fire truck going behind me. Were

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Speaker 2: the devil is always always working? Of course I said

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Speaker 2: something positive and the Satan.

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Speaker 3: Was like.

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Speaker 1: The devil was like, oh you want some positive energy? Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: burned the whole blockdown. Yeah, Sydney, I like, I like,

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Speaker 1: what's happening here? I think you're you're giving me multiple

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Speaker 1: orgasm glow. That's what I feel like I'm getting from

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Speaker 2: No not, I'm just here trying to be good to

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Speaker 2: looking at you and it's love, light and lusciousness.

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Speaker 1: You're luscious, Sidney. I feel like you want this episode

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Speaker 1: to be called Live Love Last. Yeah, I will I refuse.

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Speaker 2: I'm just I you know, I just love being positive

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Speaker 2: to you because I don't think I did enough. I

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Speaker 2: don't think that I let the people know how much

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Speaker 1: Wow city, did you so we today? It's even high

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Speaker 2: No, but where I am the marijuana is plentiful.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, I like, I feel like it just come

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I'm at an undisclosed location right now, Andrew,

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Speaker 2: and I can't. I can't say where I am, but

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Speaker 2: York City. I'm in better I'm in better places. The

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Speaker 2: grass is greener over here. I wish Marie was here

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Speaker 2: to be my third.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and tap tap tap tap.

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Speaker 2: Out, Marie.

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Speaker 1: What were you an expert in this week? I want

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Speaker 1: to know. I didn't know we were doing this today.

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Speaker 2: I was somebody complained on the on the in the

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Speaker 1: But we have a whole episode that is around in

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Speaker 2: Uh huh for the week. We used to do that religiously.

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Speaker 1: Well, I guess we're experts in not being prepared.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's the overall theme of the podcast SYS.

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Speaker 1: Well, sure, I guess I heard you. I heard you

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Speaker 1: had y'all had a crazy ass day. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if it was a crazy daysis, but we had a

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Speaker 1: nice Sunday.

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Speaker 3: It was.

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Speaker 1: First of all, Wow, my teeth look amazing, so beautiful. Yeah, wow,

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Speaker 1: I wish I had my scarf for my good scarf.

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Speaker 1: Oh here here you go, here you go. I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: You were all all night. We did we did sid

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Speaker 1: She spent the night. Yeah, and that's why city is

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Speaker 2: Wait, we didn't say up top that we got our

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Speaker 1: And okay, so let's talk about that being our expertise.

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Speaker 1: Then this week against Sydney are experts and having smooth

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Speaker 1: and got Brazilian Did you get a Brazilian wax?

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Speaker 1: It's about being late. This is about a black man

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Speaker 1: cheating death. Yeah. So Sidney, how late were you?

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Speaker 1: What time did you get done? Like twenty I think

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Speaker 1: But when it's done, it it's not that it looks awesome.

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Speaker 1: Why is this? A long?

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Speaker 1: Yo, Have you ever pulled a long hair out of

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Speaker 1: your booty crack? Yes? Yes, it's like satisfying in some word.

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Speaker 2: It feels like I'm flossing, which I need sometime.

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Speaker 2: Me and Marie were supposed to show each other our

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Speaker 1: Now, Sidney, I'm sorry, did you show me yours? Well?

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Speaker 2: I only want to do a solo show for one

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Speaker 1: How does the fire beach?

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Speaker 2: But you know, I think Marie had on like some real,

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Speaker 1: First of all, I was wearing sweatpants. Second of all,

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Speaker 1: The guest wants to see it. You see, the light

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Speaker 2: Just put on the sex lamp.

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Speaker 1: I gotta put the ring light on. Yes, please angle

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Speaker 1: just black? Is that a tampon stream? No Sydney sit down?

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Speaker 1: I cannot believe you just met to these people and

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Speaker 2: Yo, y'all are so y'all are missing a good ass

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Speaker 1: This We can't even put this on the Patreon. You

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Speaker 1: know what, we should start doing live podcasts, not live,

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Speaker 1: Famous basically yes, famous poppin' I.

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Speaker 2: Mean infamously known for being in Nikki Fresh with Nicole Richie.

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Speaker 1: Nicole Richie's best friend, The New Simple Life, The New

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Speaker 1: even know, Marie, just just bring him in. He is

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Speaker 1: Where is it? You were squinting. It was very it

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Speaker 4: Why right now, right now, I'm I'm on bush, I'm

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Speaker 4: all natural, but last year for the first time and

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Speaker 1: You've been waxing your hole? Well, Sidney, you waxed your hole.

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Speaker 1: You that Brazilian? No, But but I didn't know.

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Speaker 2: No, I didn't know that, Like guys are waxing holes.

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Speaker 3: I did sign off on the the Have you ever

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Speaker 1: A long hair? You'd be like, whose hair is there?

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Speaker 3: Where did that come from? I signed up on that part,

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Speaker 3: not the squeaky clean.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so great. It does.

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Speaker 1: Do you want do you watch everything including the booty hole?

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Speaker 4: You know, everything else in the front stays, stays nice

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Speaker 4: And it's so it's so it's fun for you know,

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Speaker 4: and they're going to tell you, oh wait, just you wait,

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Speaker 4: just you wait until the hair grows back. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: Is that is that a thing? Bunghole? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Well it's like porn, you know, like you see porn

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Speaker 3: Like why what is the root m.

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Speaker 2: Take over?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? I think it's like it's probably like a kin

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Jared.

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Speaker 4: So here i am. I'm basically the breeding expert, which,

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Speaker 4: Well, yeahs worth the way.

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Speaker 6: And look at you sharing right up top, up top,

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Speaker 4: Honestly, well, look Sydney shared with us.

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Speaker 2: Don't forget who did it first. Don't forget.

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Speaker 1: Jared. First of all, how the hell are you doing

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Speaker 4: So I started taking Yeah, yeah, so I started taking

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, hold they are and we want.

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Speaker 1: You to get into it though, right into it. Okay,

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Speaker 7: Action I think he did. Yeah, Oliver was Oliver. Oliver

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you felt it, and that is what zoom acting teaching.

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Speaker 2: Can you wait? Can you give us the link? Should

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Speaker 1: I would love to take this acting class because I

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Speaker 4: Honestly, it's it sounds really bad, but it's like, could

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Speaker 2: Plus plus it's like regular acting class, but you have

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Speaker 4: The zoom auditions too. I mean it's like you're in charge.

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Speaker 1: I still got nervous before like a zoo a zoom

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Notice I said call back, not get like butterflies.

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Speaker 1: Here you go.

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Speaker 2: That's a flex. She's close to booking, baby, close, she's books.

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Speaker 2: It's already. She's No, you're one step. All you gotta

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Speaker 2: do is hop in there, Babe. You're there, yes, yes, yes?

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Speaker 1: It's a lot. We don't want to bore the people

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Speaker 4: Well, we love the Smeirnoff there.

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Speaker 1: The voiceovers are fun because I don't have to I'm

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Speaker 2: And you just did that from your And Marie has

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Speaker 1: Iconic fun fact, I just recorded an ad for Skinny

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Speaker 2: Yes, making money, Marie?

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Speaker 4: Can I tell you before? Right before Pandemic last year,

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Speaker 4: I have not booked one voiceover job. I have for

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Speaker 4: a year, like sixty a year. Nothing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but there they come.

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Speaker 2: There's so much more voiceover auditions, I think than regular auditions.

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Speaker 2: And also it's like you and then Keiki Palmer, so

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Speaker 1: Nosa Ray, I think is the new voice of Google.

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Speaker 1: So you know, it's also Issa okay and other people

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Speaker 2: Well it's it's black women thriving and I love to

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Speaker 1: I'm everything else.

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Speaker 2: I'm fucking tired. I'm tired, Jared. Let's get into complaining, bitch, let's.

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Speaker 1: Go, please please.

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Speaker 4: Complaining gets such a bad rap. It is good, It

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Speaker 4: We give them space to acknowledge what's going on around them,

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Speaker 1: So what are some things that you're complaining about recently? Oh? Sorry, Sydney,

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Speaker 2: I said, there is the difference between venting and complaining.

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Speaker 2: They're really venting if you're getting something off your chest complaining,

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Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like venting. You're like, hey,

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Speaker 2: can I can I talk to you about something for

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Speaker 2: Like you, you have that prelude to whatever you're about

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Speaker 2: to say. That's negative complaining. You just off the dome,

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Speaker 2: There's it's different. There's a difference. I think, Okay, so

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Speaker 1: The song? Them complaining or them venting? Because can I

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Speaker 2: It's venting that she excuse me, let me talk to

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Speaker 1: That's venting.

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Speaker 2: She's approaching, she's approaching you, and she's like, yeah, I

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Speaker 2: gotta say. When somebody says can I talk to you

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Speaker 2: wham bam, thank you, ma'am. They're about to knock you out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let me talk to you for a minute. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're about to say something that you're that you're not

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Speaker 2: It's never good.

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Speaker 4: No, Yeah, Sidney, you bring up a very good point.

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Speaker 4: There is a very important clause in going and that

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Speaker 4: It's like when you're on the group thread, maybe that's

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Speaker 4: and then you can return back to your public life

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Speaker 4: with a.

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Speaker 2: Smile, right, because you do want to do it in

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Speaker 1: Phone not in the comments that or you're on the

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Speaker 1: and you're like, but I like complaining. Oh that's not true.

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Speaker 2: I don't love complaining, Yeah, Marie, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't think.

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Speaker 2: But when you talk, it doesn't sound like you're complaining.

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Speaker 2: It really does feel like you're getting something off your chest. Okay,

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Speaker 2: you know, Beauty and the Beast music playing in the background.

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00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:38,639
Speaker 1: Thank you, Sidney, Beauty and the Beast was playing. Yeah, Sidney,

443
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:41,680
Speaker 1: do you think you complain a lot to my friends?

444
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:44,560
Speaker 2: Yes, Like Jared, you're saying it should be like very

445
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:48,600
Speaker 2: limited exclusive, you should like tone it down in front

446
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:52,840
Speaker 2: of like strangers or the masses. But yeah, when I

447
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:55,480
Speaker 2: get one on ones, I could I could go off

448
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:58,080
Speaker 2: on a rip, which just like this is not going well.

449
00:23:58,359 --> 00:24:01,960
Speaker 2: I'm upset at this and not talking about my blessings enough.

450
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,560
Speaker 1: Not talking about your blessings enough. Okay.

451
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:09,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, do you ever feel like complaining helps you, Like,

452
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,840
Speaker 4: once you get it out, then you can start talking

453
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:14,920
Speaker 4: about your blessings, Like it helps you get back to

454
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:17,080
Speaker 4: your blessings because you just get the thing that's in

455
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 4: front of you that's just irritating you. You embrace it,

456
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:22,040
Speaker 4: you acknowledge it, you release it.

457
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's almost like you have to talk yourself into

458
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:27,040
Speaker 1: a circle about how you hate everything.

459
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,840
Speaker 2: It's not going well, your life is crap. The thing

460
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:31,639
Speaker 2: is not going to get enough likes, and they're like, but.

461
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:33,840
Speaker 1: At least I have a job. What an amazing opportunity?

462
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,360
Speaker 1: Like you complain yourself into.

463
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 2: Like No, that's venting. That's venting because when you vent

464
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:41,440
Speaker 2: to a friend, they are the person to check you

465
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:44,760
Speaker 2: and be like, no, bitch, this is like you're doing great,

466
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:46,399
Speaker 2: don't what about this?

467
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:47,119
Speaker 1: What about you?

468
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:50,040
Speaker 2: But you just got that, or like, don't worry about this,

469
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,960
Speaker 2: something else is coming. But when you complain, I think

470
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 2: you kind of sound like a broken record. And usually

471
00:24:55,720 --> 00:25:01,880
Speaker 2: people don't stop you. Eventually, they just stop answering your calls,

472
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 2: they stop texting.

473
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:06,159
Speaker 1: You, they mute you, they block you.

474
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:07,720
Speaker 2: People's steak.

475
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:11,120
Speaker 4: My mom always picks up okay, Sidney, my mom always.

476
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:11,680
Speaker 1: What's your mom's name?

477
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:16,440
Speaker 2: Sharon Sharon, Sharon.

478
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:19,200
Speaker 1: Sharon, Sharon's picking up the phone. I love it. I

479
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 1: love that for Sharon. I like that for you guys. Yeah, Sharon, Jared.

480
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:24,960
Speaker 4: We do it for each other. We do it for

481
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:25,320
Speaker 4: each other.

482
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I feel like the older you get, the

483
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 1: more you complain. The older you get, the more you complain.

484
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 1: It's about stuff that like you're like, wait, that's that

485
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,840
Speaker 1: doesn't matter, Like, well, I want to the supermarket, and

486
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:37,800
Speaker 1: let me tell you what this dumb ass cashier did.

487
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:42,120
Speaker 1: She tries me, She tried me for the organic kale,

488
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:44,720
Speaker 1: but I had the regular kale right, and I'm looking

489
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:47,520
Speaker 1: at this bitch and it's like the story is dumb,

490
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:51,520
Speaker 1: the story is terrible. Like that's what all people do.

491
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:55,560
Speaker 1: They complain about how everybodies feel. They complain about I

492
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:59,480
Speaker 1: don't know, whatever the weather, and then they complain about.

493
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:02,239
Speaker 4: Having How are our bodies feeling? Are we like our

494
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:05,359
Speaker 4: joints are like? Lower back? Are we feeling good?

495
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 1: Marie? You know as you said that my backstor my

496
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 1: body was like, you know what, yeah, beach, we hurt?

497
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:22,639
Speaker 1: Why is my backstore? I don't know. Actually, I think it's.

498
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:24,040
Speaker 4: Hard because we're home a lot and we're on a

499
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:28,159
Speaker 4: couch a lot. So the lower back is the first thing, but.

500
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 1: It's it's my shoulders, my upper back. This background is cute.

501
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 1: Do you got a little tree in the back for us?

502
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:35,440
Speaker 7: What is this?

503
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 1: Where do you live?

504
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:36,920
Speaker 4: Is?

505
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:39,119
Speaker 1: Are you in a den? Are you in a sunken

506
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,159
Speaker 1: living room? What's this?

507
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 3: This is?

508
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,479
Speaker 4: This is my living this is my living room. Let

509
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:43,879
Speaker 4: me show you.

510
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 1: I see you have a white couch.

511
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 4: Okay, so oh wow, that's where the do you live?

512
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:51,200
Speaker 1: Dude?

513
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 4: I'm yeah, I know where.

514
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 2: I know you're in LA. It's clear that you're in

515
00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:00,639
Speaker 2: a home. It doesn't look like a random apartment.

516
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 1: Okay, little accent wall.

517
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, a little accent wall.

518
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:07,399
Speaker 1: I love that.

519
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 4: Okay, wow, got a cute little setup. Yeah, I've been

520
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,640
Speaker 4: here as long as I've lived in LA.

521
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:14,440
Speaker 1: I feel like you.

522
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:16,760
Speaker 2: Why would you complain if you look at you? You

523
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:20,159
Speaker 2: got an upstairs and downstairs, the nerve of you, the

524
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 2: nerve of you having anything, and you.

525
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:25,879
Speaker 1: Have all your hair. So let's talk what you got

526
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 1: to complain about you?

527
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:29,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have abs. Didn't even know that until you

528
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:32,919
Speaker 2: were on Alex's English Live. Didn't even know you had

529
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:33,639
Speaker 2: a body like that.

530
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:36,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's new.

531
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:40,360
Speaker 1: It's about the new ABS smell. So is my hair

532
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:44,399
Speaker 1: my hair? Yeah, Sydney's new hair, my new hair. My

533
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 1: new hair still has the tag on it. Thank you.

534
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,480
Speaker 4: I find little things to complain about.

535
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:52,679
Speaker 1: Let's come, let's complain.

536
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:55,640
Speaker 4: My ankle hurts, my lower back hurts.

537
00:27:58,640 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 2: What else?

538
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:06,680
Speaker 4: The zoom acting rehearsal was annoying, boring, Keep going, keep going, people.

539
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 1: You complain about people.

540
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 4: I do less, so because I'm around less people now,

541
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 4: Generally I would say you're lying.

542
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,920
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you're on You're on social media enough

543
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,200
Speaker 2: that I know there's people in there. That's fucking getting

544
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:26,400
Speaker 2: on your nerves. I know you're complaining about some people

545
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:29,879
Speaker 2: that you that you follow. Look at your look at

546
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:33,639
Speaker 2: your face. Come on you now, if you've listened to

547
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:35,959
Speaker 2: this podcast, you know it's messy. Don't come over here

548
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 2: talking about Oh I don't games, blah blah blah, like

549
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 2: we want I want that, like sirloin cut, Like come on, now,

550
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 2: what we complain about? Who we complain about. Let's let's

551
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 2: go in.

552
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,440
Speaker 1: We want to complain with your friend.

553
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:59,480
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna complain here. I'm not going to say

554
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,800
Speaker 2: the name of this show. But there's a show. There's

555
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 2: a show that all they do is book their friends.

556
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 2: It's a it's a it's a great show. I think

557
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 2: it's amazing, but they only book their friends. And I

558
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:16,240
Speaker 2: think the people on there are amazing, but it's a

559
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 2: it's a very white show. It's a very white show.

560
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 3: For a second.

561
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no no.

562
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 4: The book.

563
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 2: Our friends are very our friends very diverse. We have

564
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 2: all types of friends here. We've hit We've hit like

565
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 2: every angle, every corner of the fucking room. The show,

566
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 2: it's a great show. Critically acclaim amazing show. The show

567
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 2: is on a great network now, but they only book

568
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 2: their friends of the Beige Persuasion. And I mean, I

569
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 2: think I got I have not even got an audition

570
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 2: for it yet. And the the black people that I

571
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 2: have known then had an audition, they were like, you're

572
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 2: not a You're just it's just not the fit.

573
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 1: It's like, what that's right?

574
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 2: I heard you called me a nigga. What do you

575
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 2: mean what do you mean it's not a fit?

576
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 1: Okay, Sydney, Yes, I'm gonna do. I'm gonna complain to, Okay,

577
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 1: complain on something. This is just trying to I'm trying

578
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 1: to warm you know. Okay, make this a safe space.

579
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 1: I hate those tiny flies that be in your house.

580
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,240
Speaker 1: You don't know where they come from. They're like tiny,

581
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 1: naw and they just and all they do is like.

582
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:34,560
Speaker 2: Fly right by your eyes or right by your ears,

583
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:37,400
Speaker 2: and it's like, look, how much space is in here

584
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 2: that you can do your dumb ass fly things.

585
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 1: You could rub your dumb ass fly hands together. Why

586
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 1: are you disclose to my face? That's what they're called gnats.

587
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:51,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, with gnats with a G. The G is silence,

588
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 2: thank your friend.

589
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 1: Good nets.

590
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:54,920
Speaker 3: That's the Sydney fact of the day.

591
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,479
Speaker 4: The worst when they fly by your ear and then

592
00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 4: you suddenly just.

593
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 2: And you're like, Murray, I love you. I was dragging

594
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 2: a show that our friends are on and I was

595
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 2: talking about the low key racism and you hit us

596
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 2: with NAT's all right.

597
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 1: Well, I think I think racism. I think racism is

598
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 1: real heavy right now. Okay, you're right, NATS is very

599
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:21,280
Speaker 1: relatable because we've all had show right, this is the range.

600
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 1: If your thing is the is the Mariah Carey whistle?

601
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 1: Note mine is you know the this is the Tony Braxton. Okay,

602
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 1: you know.

603
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:35,720
Speaker 2: So I'm giving Jared hit us somewhere in the middle now.

604
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

605
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 4: I can. I will second the audacity of these all

606
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 4: white lineups. I'm seeing a lot of them in inst stories.

607
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:48,760
Speaker 4: And it's crazy to think like all the all like

608
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 4: the checks and balances that we think that we're all

609
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:55,360
Speaker 4: putting ourselves through these days to make sure that like

610
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 4: when we put on a show, we do it the

611
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 4: right way when we you know, just anything that we

612
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 4: put out there were kind of go through like let's

613
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 4: make sure this, and one of those things is often

614
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 4: can let's make sure that it's diverse, and then you

615
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 4: see other people just not doing that at all, and

616
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 4: you're like, it's kind of insulting me in the same world. Yeah,

617
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 4: it's like it's really it's really really wild, but it makes.

618
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 1: Me feel bad.

619
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 2: It makes me feel bad because sometimes I'll I'll have

620
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 2: I'll be like, oh, we booked like I don't know,

621
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 2: like three black people in a row on Unofficial Expert

622
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,480
Speaker 2: and I'm just like, oh, do we need to reach

623
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 2: out and get more? And it's just like, well, why

624
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 2: why am I feeling bad considering We've done this show

625
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:37,080
Speaker 2: for years and we've we've hit so many people up right,

626
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 2: But I will feel bad if I'm like, oh, I'm

627
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 2: thinking that we only had we booked three black people

628
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 2: in a row.

629
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:48,360
Speaker 1: This is not good. Really, three black people in a

630
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 1: row is not good. That's news to me, I know.

631
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 3: I know.

632
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 1: Then I'll hit you with a name and you're like really,

633
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 1: and it's like, yeah, I think we got to switch

634
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 1: it up. I'll be like I'd be like, oh, no,

635
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 1: that's a problematic, fave.

636
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 4: But here's something a friend of mine their birth past

637
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 4: and they had like a gathering for it and it

638
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 4: was one of those like low pressure but like low

639
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:23,760
Speaker 4: KEI not like you should be there. And at the time,

640
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 4: I didn't have a car, and I I've since gotten

641
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 4: a twenty eleven with one hundred and fourteen thousand miles.

642
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 1: I don't know, is that a lot of miles.

643
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 4: I've no idea that's a lot.

644
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 2: I'm like, you're speaking another language.

645
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 1: I don't get it right. I'm like, I'm like, great

646
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:41,920
Speaker 1: as two thousand and eleven.

647
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:43,600
Speaker 4: I know it's a language I just learned. I've been

648
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 4: in La for ten years and I've never had a

649
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 4: car until truly.

650
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 1: Like, oh wow, congratulations.

651
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 4: I was like thank you. This was like about like

652
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 4: a month or so ago. And I was like kind

653
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 4: of like hemming and hawing over like God, like should

654
00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 4: I go? I should go? But if I don't go,

655
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 4: they're gonna disappointed and like they're they're just like they're

656
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 4: such like they're they're just doing so well as like

657
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 4: a Caucasian family. God forbid, I should get a boyfriend

658
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,240
Speaker 4: and ask my friends to pay.

659
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:13,319
Speaker 3: For Is the event like inside or outside or is that.

660
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,800
Speaker 4: It's it's outside? It's outside? But this was still like

661
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:18,720
Speaker 4: peak second Wave and I'd have to take.

662
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:21,440
Speaker 2: An uber and I was like doing that, like I did,

663
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:22,319
Speaker 2: they make you feel bad.

664
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 4: So basically, well, here's what I was like, you know what,

665
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:27,719
Speaker 4: I'm not going to be able to make it, but

666
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:31,760
Speaker 4: I would love to send something, send like a little dessert.

667
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 4: And then my friend was like, what are you going

668
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 4: to send? And I was like, I was thinking donuts

669
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 4: from this like great donut place. And then and then

670
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:46,360
Speaker 4: they were like, no, that's not good for the kids.

671
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:50,440
Speaker 4: And I was like and they were like and then

672
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 4: I was like, well then what what do you think

673
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:55,920
Speaker 4: I should get them? And then they were like he

674
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:56,880
Speaker 4: likes candles?

675
00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,400
Speaker 2: He does, so you they want you to get him

676
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,680
Speaker 2: a Joma loan, a job alone candle.

677
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,800
Speaker 1: Are you pulling these fucking kids? No, that was not

678
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 1: for me.

679
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 4: I spent seventy dollars getting a fancy candle, one candle

680
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:11,400
Speaker 4: driven to their place.

681
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:13,480
Speaker 1: Driven so you paid for the candle, then had to

682
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:14,399
Speaker 1: put it in an uber.

683
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,239
Speaker 4: There's like an app. There's like an app for.

684
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 2: Like reason no, Jared, you can get that's insane.

685
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 4: And I just I sucked it up and I did it.

686
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 4: And then also when the candle got there, it was

687
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:28,360
Speaker 4: not it was like I let them know, like the

688
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 4: candle's there. I didn't hear back for like maybe half

689
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:34,239
Speaker 4: an hour, and then it was like a like a

690
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,920
Speaker 4: little message that wasn't like Okay, I'm gonna go get

691
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 4: it or something. And then it was like two hours

692
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 4: later that I get a message that was like I

693
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:45,319
Speaker 4: don't see the candle. It's not here, and I'm like, wait,

694
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,239
Speaker 4: I just sent seventy dollars on this candle, like go,

695
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,719
Speaker 4: You're gonna find that fucking candle. And then I talked

696
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 4: to the delivery and there they send me a picture

697
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 4: of the candle on the ground and I'm like, the

698
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:59,240
Speaker 4: candle's there. Two seconds I'm like freaking out. I'm so pissed.

699
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 4: Two seconds later, I get a message found it, thank you,

700
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 4: And I'm like, you couldn't just look for like two

701
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:09,400
Speaker 4: minutes longer and save me this like mini minutes of

702
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 4: like yeah, of like going through the drama of it.

703
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 4: This is the best that I can do. And I'm

704
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:16,800
Speaker 4: not gonna like just I'm not going to just like

705
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 4: beat myself up the whole way about it, feeling like

706
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 4: I should have went, I should have done this, I

707
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:21,759
Speaker 4: should have shown up, I should have did.

708
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 3: I feel like the best that you can do is

709
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,680
Speaker 3: like a lot, like seventy dollars candle. No, that is like, wait,

710
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 3: how big is the candle? How long does it burn? For?

711
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 1: Thank you Andrew? Real question.

712
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:35,720
Speaker 4: It's like it wasn't a boy smells, but it basically

713
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 4: was like a boys It was like that kind.

714
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:38,840
Speaker 1: Of like that contain.

715
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:42,760
Speaker 4: It was called like Paris or something, so it probably

716
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:43,440
Speaker 4: would last.

717
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 2: That candle was not for them. It was for the

718
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:48,239
Speaker 2: fucking adults.

719
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,239
Speaker 1: You know that, right, you should have No, you should

720
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:51,839
Speaker 1: have got a you should have got a Marshall's candle.

721
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:55,359
Speaker 1: No can is asking for a candle? Yeah, you could

722
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:56,400
Speaker 1: have went to Home Goods for it.

723
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:02,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, are these Lisa but Lisa Bon Lisa b babies?

724
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 1: Like who are these kids? Right? Was it Britney's kids?

725
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:09,840
Speaker 2: It was not.

726
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:12,279
Speaker 4: It was not, but maybe you know, like you know,

727
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 4: maybe in ten years that might be the situation.

728
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 1: You know, I'm here for that. I'm here.

729
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 2: No, not here for that, but I'm like, yes, complain

730
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:21,800
Speaker 2: about the people who have families.

731
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 1: It's a lot.

732
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:26,799
Speaker 2: It's especially in a pandemic, like I can't I can't

733
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 2: do your kids all the time. I can't do the birthdays,

734
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 2: I can't do these holidays. It's it's I'm a single person. Okay, yeah,

735
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:36,879
Speaker 2: just because I'm single.

736
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 4: I have relinquished, are you sing? I have relinquished responsibility

737
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 4: to learn and remember everyone's kids' names, because at this

738
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 4: point there are so many of them, and I'm just like,

739
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:50,280
Speaker 4: we're giving it to God. I'm not going to remember

740
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,800
Speaker 4: all your kids' names. I'm not gonna remember other birthdays.

741
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:56,719
Speaker 4: I'm not a bad person that Those are three true sentences.

742
00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna remember your kids' names. I'm not gonna

743
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 4: remember their birthday.

744
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 1: That's a good little affirmation right there. Yeah, let's talk

745
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:08,720
Speaker 1: about people with happy families. Happy people with families, because

746
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:12,280
Speaker 1: that's that we can complain about them right now, because

747
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 1: especially the families that they all wear the same outfit

748
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:16,880
Speaker 1: in different sizes, and then they line up in a

749
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 1: high order, and then they're like, look at me and

750
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 1: my family and then the baby girl. It's too much

751
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:27,240
Speaker 1: Like you can be happy and do your family pinterest

752
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:30,480
Speaker 1: somewhere else. It don't gotta be all my timeline. But

753
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 1: there are people who love that get a fence to.

754
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:37,840
Speaker 2: I'm like, these people gotta get gotta get offenced to.

755
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,359
Speaker 2: There's people who you have a regular main page where

756
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:43,839
Speaker 2: you post like random odds and ends, maybe your dog,

757
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 2: maybe like maybe a nice outfit, but just like every

758
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 2: picture is you and this brand new baby. No, I

759
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 2: don't why do you have your baby out every single day?

760
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 2: Out in your bandmate? The baby is out in the elements.

761
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:05,359
Speaker 2: There's homeless homeless man's particles all over in the sky.

762
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 2: No shade to the homeless people. But I'm just saying, like,

763
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 2: your baby is brand new, why do you have these

764
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 2: stupid numbers? One month, two months, fifteen, fifty seventy weeks.

765
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 1: Not even that before that when they're pregnant, they're showing

766
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:23,800
Speaker 1: us the stomach and they're like, it's a fun for

767
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,960
Speaker 1: the caption is the baby's the size of the peanut,

768
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 1: and then the baby's the size of the kiwi. And

769
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 1: then when the baby is here, every month there's a

770
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 1: new picture and the baby's next to the month.

771
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:36,800
Speaker 3: On the chalkboard.

772
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:38,279
Speaker 1: Yeah on the ruckboard.

773
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 2: You you didn't warn me out when the baby. The

774
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:44,240
Speaker 2: baby hasn't even gotten here, and I'm already fucking tired

775
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:44,840
Speaker 2: of your baby.

776
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 1: I feel like there are people who are listening that

777
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 1: do that with their kids, and we are talking about juicues.

778
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 3: Yes, you wait, Jared, what are you doing for the

779
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 3: birthday next year? Do you have a plan for like

780
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 3: a gift or.

781
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 1: What there better? The gift is not going to be there,

782
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 1: you know.

783
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 4: The plan is I'm going to do my best because

784
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:14,279
Speaker 4: I've had it hasn't I've it hasn't worked. Like I'll

785
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:17,440
Speaker 4: be in situations with friends who are like getting married,

786
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:19,920
Speaker 4: and it always starts with like, oh, it's so, it's

787
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,239
Speaker 4: not a wedding. It's like low key, it's low key,

788
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 4: and then by the time you get to it, it's

789
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:29,840
Speaker 4: a full blown wedding. And like I was, I was traveling,

790
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 4: I was I was performing a college in Maryland and

791
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:33,880
Speaker 4: a friend of mine was getting.

792
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:34,760
Speaker 1: Married in the pandemic.

793
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:36,320
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm not going to be able to

794
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:39,279
Speaker 4: know this week, like maybe two years ago, and I

795
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 4: was like, I'm not going.

796
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:40,360
Speaker 1: To make it.

797
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 4: I'm not going to be able to make it. I'm

798
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:44,719
Speaker 4: so sorry, but it's not really a wedding, so that

799
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 4: should be okay. I didn't say that, but that's what

800
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 4: I was thinking. And then that was a text message

801
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:54,960
Speaker 4: and then I get a phone call from I was

802
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:56,960
Speaker 4: texting with my friend. I get a phone call from

803
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:01,280
Speaker 4: her husband and he's like, this isn't this isn't okay,

804
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 4: you got to get to the wedding. I was like,

805
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:07,800
Speaker 4: I have a job. I have a job, and I

806
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:12,239
Speaker 4: have a flight and I can't and and he was like,

807
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,520
Speaker 4: you gotta do it. And I'm just like racking my

808
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 4: brain and I'm like, I mean, I guess if I

809
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:23,440
Speaker 4: take a red eye there, you.

810
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 1: Are not the complaining expert. You are folding like a

811
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 1: leaf expert. This is why you are the clean ex

812
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 1: tracing paper expert. I was just I was just there,

813
00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 1: you're the foolish expert.

814
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:41,280
Speaker 4: When I got there, they complained about what I was wearing,

815
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 4: no suitcase from the airport at city Hall.

816
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:51,360
Speaker 1: Now at city Hall. City Hall, you got on a

817
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 1: red eye for city Hall.

818
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 4: For a city hall.

819
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 2: They could have done. We could have seen that on FaceTime.

820
00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:57,879
Speaker 1: City Hall.

821
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:01,759
Speaker 2: I thought, I thought it was only supposed to be

822
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 2: like five people at city Hall. They can't.

823
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:05,719
Speaker 4: I thought it was it was supposed to be And

824
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:07,680
Speaker 4: then by the time it happened, it was like forty.

825
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 2: People outside of city Hall. Where is the did they

826
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 2: rent an extra room in city Hall?

827
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:17,040
Speaker 4: They have a City Hall has a has like a

828
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:17,720
Speaker 4: like a wedding.

829
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:18,880
Speaker 2: I've never been a city hall.

830
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:20,879
Speaker 1: First of all, if you're getting in a wedding room,

831
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,480
Speaker 1: I don't want to be at your wedding. Okay, if

832
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:25,880
Speaker 1: it's not at a reception hall or a space, then

833
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:27,799
Speaker 1: I don't want to be there. But a wedding room

834
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 1: sounds like I could hear the toilet flushing in the hallway.

835
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,000
Speaker 1: What were you wearing? Denim?

836
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what you should be wearing at city hall. Denims.

837
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:40,239
Speaker 1: No, he's at leisure. He had Ivy park.

838
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 4: I had on a dress shirt and and like khaki pants.

839
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:50,760
Speaker 2: Okay, well I'm dragging. I'm dragging you khaki pants.

840
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:51,880
Speaker 1: This is not a golf course.

841
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 2: This is city this is city Hall, Jared, have some

842
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 2: respected guys. You had cat eyes on, cat guys, the hacks.

843
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:09,359
Speaker 4: But the dress shirt was Armani with orange pin.

844
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 2: I don't care about the It's clear the shirt made

845
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:14,520
Speaker 2: it and they were okay with that. We're talking about

846
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 2: the cat guys. Jared, You're wrong, You're dead wrong. Have

847
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:22,720
Speaker 2: some respect.

848
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 1: It's a wedding at city Hall.

849
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:29,880
Speaker 2: They had a whole wedding room, Babe, cat guys, cat guys.

850
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 2: But I mean, honestly, get married however you want to

851
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:36,480
Speaker 2: get married, just don't guilt me out of missing it.

852
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 5: Yeah.

853
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 4: That, and then here's the thing. Of course I want

854
00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:42,160
Speaker 4: to go. I want to be there for all of it.

855
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 1: I don't.

856
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:44,759
Speaker 4: But if I can't, don't you know.

857
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 2: Let me tell you every every wedding I've been to,

858
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:50,879
Speaker 2: I don't see those people no more. They don't even

859
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,799
Speaker 2: text me. I don't even know what they are doing.

860
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 2: I went today wedding that I spent that money, I

861
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:56,239
Speaker 2: gave them a gift, I did all.

862
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 1: I laid down my.

863
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 2: Life for these holes in the bachelor utes, in the bacherettes.

864
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,840
Speaker 1: Do you do I see them? Do they see me?

865
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:04,920
Speaker 2: Do we text?

866
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 1: Are we are we? Are we on a group chat? Nope?

867
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 1: I don't know those holes. They don't know.

868
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:12,239
Speaker 2: They don't even know if I changed my last name.

869
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 2: They haven't checked in, they haven't asked about a show.

870
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:19,440
Speaker 2: They got their gift and they ran. Now they happily

871
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,920
Speaker 2: ever after, and I'm not in the picture.

872
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 1: So fuck them.

873
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 2: No, I don't want to go.

874
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:28,359
Speaker 1: No, but what about the people who who have these big,

875
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 1: extravagant weddings and they make you feel bad about not

876
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:33,759
Speaker 1: I don't know buying the right color nail polish for

877
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:38,359
Speaker 1: them as well, and then no, but then it's so weird,

878
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:39,440
Speaker 1: and then they get a divorce.

879
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:42,439
Speaker 2: Fuck you give me my money back, get the nerve

880
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:43,880
Speaker 2: to get married again.

881
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 1: It's like, I'm not.

882
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 4: Coming to that all so embarrassing. It's like it's like not,

883
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:51,719
Speaker 4: it's the same thing, like you're they're not doing that

884
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 4: checklist that everyone else is doing, and you're going.

885
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:57,320
Speaker 1: You're okay with that, right, you got another registry.

886
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 4: You're not embarrassed, you're not worried, you're not thinking about

887
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:01,279
Speaker 4: like X Y, Like this.

888
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:04,359
Speaker 2: Is so listen, girl, you can get it. You can

889
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,239
Speaker 2: get married as many times as you want, but you

890
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 2: get one wedding from me. I'm coming from one one.

891
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:10,320
Speaker 1: That's it.

892
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 2: Figure out which wedding you want me to go to.

893
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:17,319
Speaker 2: If you think you can get married three times, let

894
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 2: me know if you want me to come to the

895
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:21,560
Speaker 2: middle or to the end. Right, but don't waste me

896
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:23,239
Speaker 2: on the first. How about that?

897
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:27,279
Speaker 1: Yeah about it. But the people anybody that gets married,

898
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 1: doesn't think they're gonna get married again. Yes, they do.

899
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 1: For the main part.

900
00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 2: If you if you are currently cheating on the person

901
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:37,359
Speaker 2: you're about to get married. It's going to end.

902
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 1: It's going to end.

903
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:41,759
Speaker 4: Okay, so well so more than half of these end.

904
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:44,440
Speaker 4: So if you're getting married, you have to know it's

905
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:45,920
Speaker 4: the odds are against you.

906
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:49,840
Speaker 1: Right, right, which is why you should just not get married.

907
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:54,839
Speaker 2: I had a friend who her man was cheating on her,

908
00:45:55,840 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 2: cheating on her. They're getting a divorce, Like he was

909
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 2: cheated on her before they got married.

910
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:04,400
Speaker 1: Did she know or did you know?

911
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,879
Speaker 2: There were talks. There were always talks like, oh my god,

912
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:10,760
Speaker 2: he gets so drunk.

913
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 1: Oh what is he?

914
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:17,320
Speaker 2: He's drinking bullet bourbon on a Monday. He's cheating on you.

915
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:19,319
Speaker 2: He's gonna he's gonna cheat.

916
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:21,640
Speaker 1: What is this madman?

917
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, bullet bourbon on a Monday.

918
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 4: No, ma'am, that's a lot.

919
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:30,240
Speaker 1: That's aggressive. It's aggressive.

920
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:33,800
Speaker 4: And aspirational too. You know, it could have been like

921
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 4: Jack Daniels or Jamison, but he went for bullet. He

922
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:38,279
Speaker 4: was like, I deserve more.

923
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 1: He's in the rye, the rye whiskey mm hmm. Andrew,

924
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:44,799
Speaker 1: did you have something that you wanted to complain about? Oh?

925
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:48,360
Speaker 3: Yes I did, Thank you for asking. I'm going to

926
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 3: complain about the people in my building. I am moving

927
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:55,719
Speaker 3: out next month. Okay, I don't like a single person

928
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:58,719
Speaker 3: in this building. The person below me with the backyard

929
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:02,320
Speaker 3: is gay, and I have reason to believe that he

930
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:04,799
Speaker 3: was on the ship that's sunk in.

931
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:10,240
Speaker 1: Mexico and because the gaze over cooked.

932
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:14,800
Speaker 3: He was posting about it up until that happened, and

933
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 3: then he didn't post at all, and so he's been

934
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:20,400
Speaker 3: He came back last week and now he's cleaning up

935
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 3: his backyard. He made a green house to put all

936
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:26,279
Speaker 3: of his plants in in the backyard, but then like

937
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 3: left the door open, so they all died. And so

938
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,560
Speaker 3: I was just looking at dead plants and a greenhouse.

939
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:31,680
Speaker 4: For the past week.

940
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:36,279
Speaker 1: So I'm just like.

941
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 3: The girl that lives next door to me constantly complains

942
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:43,160
Speaker 3: that like I'm making too much noise, But I'm like, no,

943
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:45,279
Speaker 3: I do you know me? Like I do not make

944
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 3: that much noise?

945
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:46,759
Speaker 1: Do you know me?

946
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:49,920
Speaker 3: Like if you think I make too much noise? There's

947
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:52,279
Speaker 3: a woman at the end of the hallway that has

948
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 3: this is so set. She's so old, but like she's

949
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 3: constantly like screaming in pain, and she has a nurse

950
00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:00,800
Speaker 3: and like complain about her. I'm so sorry, but do

951
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:01,880
Speaker 3: not complain about me.

952
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:04,160
Speaker 1: Well, well, she's in pain, darling.

953
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 3: You are able bodied when I am constantly over there, Hello, Shila,

954
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,040
Speaker 3: I'm here, like do you need any hand?

955
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:10,879
Speaker 4: Do you need a hand?

956
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:14,719
Speaker 3: And she's like, she's like, do not, hello, Sheila, do

957
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:16,320
Speaker 3: you need a hand. And then she's like, do not

958
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 3: come in here? I am naked. I like she has

959
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 3: like the life alart, like the ambulance is constantly at

960
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:23,839
Speaker 3: our building. I am moving out. I will never look back.

961
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 1: She has a life alert. The life alert is to

962
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:28,399
Speaker 1: the is nine one one.

963
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:32,360
Speaker 3: I think they show up. They're constantly in here. They

964
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 3: stroll in and I'm like, the apartment's right there, so yeah,

965
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 3: I am just completely complaining.

966
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 2: Yo, you don't give no damns about this woman is

967
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:48,319
Speaker 2: about to die and you're complaining. She's got hospice coming

968
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 2: through her house and you upset.

969
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,239
Speaker 3: She is the nicest old one like. But I think

970
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 3: the stem is from Kara next door who the name

971
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 3: names name Jared?

972
00:48:59,000 --> 00:48:59,320
Speaker 1: Jared?

973
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 2: How was Andrew out shining? You were right now with

974
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 2: the complaining.

975
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 4: Well, Andrew a star comments check your comments and this

976
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:16,720
Speaker 4: will be tract. Andrew is a beloved American form.

977
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:22,600
Speaker 1: By Kara and but and sometimes by Sila.

978
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:25,839
Speaker 3: But yeah, not looking back.

979
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:29,879
Speaker 1: I mean, Jerry, you don't have like a you don't

980
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:31,760
Speaker 1: have like a server at Apple.

981
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 2: No, you don't have a server at Applebee's that you

982
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:36,239
Speaker 2: can complain about.

983
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:37,359
Speaker 1: Come on, now, you got something.

984
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:40,720
Speaker 4: No, I was the server at Okay, so you can complain.

985
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:41,920
Speaker 4: Have plenty of tables.

986
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:43,920
Speaker 1: You can complain about those tables.

987
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:47,280
Speaker 4: Sure, my least I was a brunch.

988
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 1: Server for brun You really didn't love yourself brunch.

989
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:55,839
Speaker 4: Brun Well, here's the thing, brunch you made the most money,

990
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 4: and then you could do comedy at night.

991
00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 1: I don't like comedy that much.

992
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 4: It is, But what's what was annoying about brunches. You'd

993
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:07,280
Speaker 4: walk up to your table, maybe have like ten people,

994
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:08,920
Speaker 4: and the first person you'd be like, can I get

995
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 4: you something to drink? And they'd be like, I'll have

996
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:14,920
Speaker 4: a coffee, a water, a juice, a mimosa, and a

997
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:18,320
Speaker 4: round of waters for the table. And I'm like, you

998
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:24,440
Speaker 4: just ordered fourteen drinks? Do you just ordered fourteen drinks?

999
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:25,080
Speaker 3: Do you know that.

1000
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 4: I used to think that coffee I would go right,

1001
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:38,800
Speaker 4: tea water that's fourteen drinks? You just fourteen and you're.

1002
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:41,640
Speaker 2: The first person Arret Jared water is included, so that

1003
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 2: like you should have the waters should have been at

1004
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 2: the table before you even came to the order.

1005
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 1: What are you You're complained about the waters?

1006
00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 2: They write me up, Write me up a coward.

1007
00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:00,439
Speaker 4: Tell the GM, I am the GM.

1008
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 1: That's what I'm telling you. The water should have already

1009
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 1: been at the table, should have been No.

1010
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:08,480
Speaker 4: But here's the thing. La is in a drought, so

1011
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 4: we're not allowed. It was against the law, Like we

1012
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 4: used to have the water at the table. But then

1013
00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:15,719
Speaker 4: if you if if there's like a city official in

1014
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:18,640
Speaker 4: the restaurant, you'd get fined like thousands of dollars. Like

1015
00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:21,960
Speaker 4: you're not allowed to. Uh, people have to ask for water.

1016
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:22,799
Speaker 4: It's in La.

1017
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:26,319
Speaker 5: La.

1018
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:32,799
Speaker 1: People don't drink water. Interesting, but they all need water,

1019
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:33,480
Speaker 1: they do.

1020
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:38,040
Speaker 4: No, everyone drinks water. But because it doesn't rain here,

1021
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 4: we're constantly like in a drought like kind of like

1022
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:43,000
Speaker 4: right near a drought. So we can't just be like

1023
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:44,040
Speaker 4: given out free water.

1024
00:51:44,239 --> 00:51:46,479
Speaker 2: But the pools are always full.

1025
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:49,480
Speaker 1: Huh. But they tell you not to water your yards either,

1026
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 1: or they say to take shorter showers in La too

1027
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 1: because of the drought. I mean, we don't listen to them,

1028
00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 1: but they do now.

1029
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:01,800
Speaker 2: Now it makes sense because I was complaining about somebody

1030
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 2: who's always.

1031
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:04,120
Speaker 1: Like, turn the water off, turn the water off.

1032
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:06,840
Speaker 2: Don't just have the water running like they were like

1033
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 2: going off on me because I let the I like

1034
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 2: the water to get hot, and like the bathroom steaming.

1035
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:14,319
Speaker 2: It's like you turn the water on, you get in there.

1036
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:16,359
Speaker 2: You turn it on, you get in there, don't don't

1037
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 2: run the water. And I was like, what's the what's

1038
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:21,520
Speaker 2: the problem y'all? Y'all stingy on the water and now

1039
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:24,640
Speaker 2: you are they are stingy because there's a draft.

1040
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:29,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the culture here learning stuff.

1041
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:34,160
Speaker 2: Oh oh, Jared complaining, do you have anything to complain about?

1042
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:37,960
Speaker 2: Maybe the new Instagram update?

1043
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 1: What's the new Instagram?

1044
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:40,800
Speaker 3: Is it?

1045
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:41,200
Speaker 2: Well?

1046
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 4: So far, I know that you can now group live

1047
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:45,520
Speaker 4: and I have no complaints about that.

1048
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:51,719
Speaker 1: I like that, Like, no shop is not good? What's

1049
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:55,680
Speaker 1: the shop? They just really push it now they want

1050
00:52:55,719 --> 00:52:56,080
Speaker 1: you to buy.

1051
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:59,279
Speaker 3: I think it's like it's in the place where like

1052
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:03,000
Speaker 3: it was like notifications was or something, so you naturally

1053
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:05,880
Speaker 3: go there messy, messy.

1054
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:06,719
Speaker 1: They know what they're doing.

1055
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:10,600
Speaker 2: That's crazy because I'm like, I keep buying things from Instagram,

1056
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:12,840
Speaker 2: So I'm like, what's the update?

1057
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:17,399
Speaker 1: Its crazy? You know what's crazy? I have never bought

1058
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,560
Speaker 1: anything from Instagram. No, that's not crazy.

1059
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:22,480
Speaker 2: You actually are very good with your money, Marie, and

1060
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:25,640
Speaker 2: I could not ever see you buying anything on Instagram.

1061
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:28,719
Speaker 2: And if you were wellness check coming over to check

1062
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:32,440
Speaker 2: on you, friend worried about you.

1063
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:38,120
Speaker 1: Meanwhile you're buying yeah, and I'm just like, I don't

1064
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 1: I don't need it. What, No, that's nice? How much

1065
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:45,080
Speaker 1: is it eighty four dollars? And then I'm like no, yea,

1066
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 1: because I feel like I'm afraid that I'm gonna order

1067
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:50,879
Speaker 1: something from online and it's gonna look completely different when

1068
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:51,359
Speaker 1: it gets here.

1069
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:54,959
Speaker 2: It always does. It never looks good. The sunset lamp.

1070
00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:58,000
Speaker 2: It's cool in theory, but then you get it. It

1071
00:53:58,120 --> 00:53:59,880
Speaker 2: took three months to come, and you're like, this was

1072
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:00,560
Speaker 2: not worth.

1073
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:02,799
Speaker 1: It and it broke? Did it break?

1074
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:03,440
Speaker 2: It broke?

1075
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:04,280
Speaker 1: It's broken.

1076
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:08,600
Speaker 4: Did you guys see those squishy slides sandals? They're like

1077
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:13,440
Speaker 4: they're really like puffy, They're like the easy ones. Yeah,

1078
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 4: and they're really bendy and mashi and comfy looking. I

1079
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:23,320
Speaker 4: ordered them in yellow. Three months later they came in brown.

1080
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:27,160
Speaker 4: And they are hard as rocks. No they are not.

1081
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:27,960
Speaker 2: Where are they?

1082
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:28,959
Speaker 1: Did you throw them away?

1083
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:32,360
Speaker 4: They're upstairs I have I'm trying to pawn them off on.

1084
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:34,799
Speaker 2: Someone send them to us so we can take Send

1085
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:37,080
Speaker 2: us a picture so we can see. Maybe maybe we could,

1086
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:39,560
Speaker 2: Maybe we could sell it through Instagram.

1087
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:42,040
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe go.

1088
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:44,160
Speaker 2: Do a swipe up link and deep.

1089
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:45,759
Speaker 1: What size do you wear?

1090
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:48,720
Speaker 4: I wear a ten, but I think they're too small,

1091
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:49,919
Speaker 4: so they're probably like a nine.

1092
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:53,600
Speaker 1: Damn and the sizing is wrong. They're hard and brown.

1093
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:56,920
Speaker 4: It couldn't have been worse. Although I got a watch

1094
00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:59,200
Speaker 4: and it was really good. It came like on time

1095
00:54:59,360 --> 00:54:59,880
Speaker 4: and it's.

1096
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:02,120
Speaker 1: We'll kind of watch that hashtag your watch.

1097
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:05,880
Speaker 4: It's a clear watch, it's a I forgure what the

1098
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:09,960
Speaker 4: brand is, but it's just like, really I like, it's

1099
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:13,359
Speaker 4: basically like an elevated Cassio. You got it on your

1100
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:16,080
Speaker 4: It's not on my wrist right now.

1101
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:16,840
Speaker 1: It's upstairs.

1102
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:17,440
Speaker 4: Do you want to see it?

1103
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:18,080
Speaker 3: No?

1104
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:21,560
Speaker 2: No, no, don't get off. Okay, send us a picture

1105
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:23,080
Speaker 2: of that. Well, well maybe we can.

1106
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:23,759
Speaker 4: It's really good.

1107
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:25,839
Speaker 2: Maybe we can sell that on Instagram as well.

1108
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:31,799
Speaker 4: Uh wait, Nicky Fresh as Jared Goldstein's plastic wash.

1109
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:34,960
Speaker 2: Somebody will buy it. Oh you know what I want?

1110
00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:38,040
Speaker 2: I want to complain about one more thing before you

1111
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:40,880
Speaker 2: know whatever we might, we might, we might make this

1112
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:41,680
Speaker 2: an hour and a half.

1113
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:44,440
Speaker 1: I'm feeling good right now. I want to.

1114
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:48,840
Speaker 2: Complain about hot people. Hot people are annoying, Sydney.

1115
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:53,120
Speaker 1: You want to complain about hot hot people suck? Okay,

1116
00:55:53,239 --> 00:55:54,200
Speaker 1: so that means you sucks?

1117
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:55,440
Speaker 4: Is no?

1118
00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:56,680
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no girl.

1119
00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:59,720
Speaker 2: I'm You're not I got I got spaces in my teeth,

1120
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:03,799
Speaker 2: my boobs are not real, hair is not real. I'm

1121
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 2: I'm hot adjacent.

1122
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:08,400
Speaker 1: I'm not understanding what words you're saying right now. Nobody

1123
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:13,520
Speaker 1: understand hot. No, you know, I want to complain about

1124
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:15,400
Speaker 1: hot people who say they're not hot? How about that?

1125
00:56:16,560 --> 00:56:18,840
Speaker 1: It's almost like they want you to give them compliments,

1126
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:20,719
Speaker 1: to tell them that they're hot, as if they don't

1127
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:23,640
Speaker 1: know that they're hot, you know, especially hot people who

1128
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:26,520
Speaker 1: like if you read their Instagram. It's like, how do

1129
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 1: I not have a modeling contract things for free? Aren't

1130
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:37,800
Speaker 1: I so annoying about the hot community that is pretending

1131
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,960
Speaker 1: not to be hot but calling themselves hot to Jason.

1132
00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:44,000
Speaker 2: As Jared takes off his shirt while he's on the

1133
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:49,800
Speaker 2: pod to show us hot. Yeah, Jared Jared in the video, Jared,

1134
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:51,480
Speaker 2: would you classify yourself as hot?

1135
00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:57,240
Speaker 4: I mean I would agree with you. I feel hot adjacent,

1136
00:56:57,719 --> 00:57:01,000
Speaker 4: but on the record, it's very important to own your hotness.

1137
00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:04,520
Speaker 2: I can't fucking stand.

1138
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:08,640
Speaker 4: Jason, why oh, because you think I'm hot?

1139
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 2: Your hair is real, your eyebrows are perfect.

1140
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:20,760
Speaker 1: You do have a good brow, giving a Kara Delaving brow? Really?

1141
00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:21,280
Speaker 3: Yes?

1142
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:26,480
Speaker 2: Is it named Cara Clara Kara Kara Delavine Andrew, do

1143
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:27,440
Speaker 2: you agree.

1144
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:28,600
Speaker 3: That Jared's hot?

1145
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:29,680
Speaker 1: Mm hmm yeah.

1146
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:31,760
Speaker 3: I feel like this is we all knew this. Very

1147
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:35,280
Speaker 3: a very kind face too, I will say kind kind,

1148
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:39,320
Speaker 3: like a very approachable nice Okay.

1149
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:42,480
Speaker 1: So not not a Regina george face, but like a

1150
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:46,040
Speaker 1: Gretchen Wiener's face, because she looked like the more approachable.

1151
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:47,680
Speaker 3: She looks a little bit more approachable, but like a

1152
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:50,440
Speaker 3: man of Siphrid like Karen has like the most like

1153
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:52,800
Speaker 3: aesthetically like approachable face.

1154
00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:55,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, well, because her eyes were always.

1155
00:57:55,400 --> 00:58:00,600
Speaker 2: Like yeah, like do I like, yeah, they are Bambie.

1156
00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:03,760
Speaker 1: Do you do you do well in the dating department? Jared?

1157
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 1: You got a man, right?

1158
00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:05,840
Speaker 4: No?

1159
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:06,760
Speaker 3: No, I.

1160
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:12,920
Speaker 1: In my life, you've never had a boyfriend. Never excuse me.

1161
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:14,520
Speaker 4: It used to it used to be like a big

1162
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:16,960
Speaker 4: old mess, but it's not anymore. But then it was

1163
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:19,360
Speaker 4: just like I got really busy and then the world

1164
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:21,760
Speaker 4: shut down, and now we're here.

1165
00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:24,200
Speaker 1: So you haven't been dating during the pandem at all.

1166
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:27,680
Speaker 4: I Oh, last summer I was, I was seeing this guy,

1167
00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:30,360
Speaker 4: a game magician.

1168
00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 1: Girl by I not.

1169
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:34,880
Speaker 2: Now I have to hang up on you because it's

1170
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:36,320
Speaker 2: clear that you don't love yourself.

1171
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:40,200
Speaker 4: Why I wasn't gonna say this, but he is also

1172
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:42,040
Speaker 4: a writer for The Mandalorian.

1173
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:44,960
Speaker 1: But a game magician is what's at the top of

1174
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:45,520
Speaker 1: his resume?

1175
00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:48,600
Speaker 4: No, no, no, writer for the Mandalorian is what is

1176
00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:50,000
Speaker 4: at the top of his resume.

1177
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:50,920
Speaker 3: The magician part.

1178
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:53,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean why would you want to.

1179
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:55,760
Speaker 2: I mean you started up top with that, So this

1180
00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:57,440
Speaker 2: is your friend, this is you.

1181
00:58:57,720 --> 00:59:00,160
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well I'm glad. I'm glad he got that that

1182
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:03,920
Speaker 1: writing job because I mean, honestly that that could be

1183
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:06,800
Speaker 1: an idea for a new children's cartoon. It's a game

1184
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:10,600
Speaker 1: magician but like but thinks SpongeBob. But like, oh.

1185
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:17,680
Speaker 2: Okay, here's another thing I'm gonna complain about my friends.

1186
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:21,440
Speaker 2: That don't date up. They need to date Everybody needs

1187
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:21,920
Speaker 2: a date up.

1188
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:26,200
Speaker 3: It's hard to date up, don't you think, Sidney, You've

1189
00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:27,760
Speaker 3: had like awful complaints.

1190
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:30,600
Speaker 1: I'm so sing your complaints of well, I mean not

1191
00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:32,040
Speaker 1: the White Show.

1192
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:35,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, but I am not aging.

1193
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:39,240
Speaker 1: Why what's the problem?

1194
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:41,520
Speaker 3: It's hard?

1195
00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:45,800
Speaker 2: I want everybody needs to date up. Everybody is tends

1196
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:46,560
Speaker 2: across the border.

1197
00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:50,000
Speaker 1: On this call, Sidney, you're saying everybody needs to date up,

1198
00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:53,479
Speaker 1: but some people gotta date down so that the people

1199
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:54,720
Speaker 1: down can date up.

1200
00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:59,680
Speaker 2: Well, I need everybody who's dating down to not be

1201
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:01,880
Speaker 2: my The people who are dating up, come on over

1202
01:00:01,960 --> 01:00:03,840
Speaker 2: to my side so we can. I want to hear

1203
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:07,480
Speaker 2: your conversations, because me hearing the conversations that you know

1204
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:10,280
Speaker 2: they're not hitting it right, or you're not going to.

1205
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:12,360
Speaker 1: The places you need to go to. I don't want.

1206
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:14,320
Speaker 2: I want to hear my friends are going on a boat.

1207
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:16,560
Speaker 2: We got they got the PJ, were going on the

1208
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:18,280
Speaker 2: PJ that I want to go with. I want to

1209
01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:20,400
Speaker 2: I need my friends a day up so I can

1210
01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:22,400
Speaker 2: go on the streamers.

1211
01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:24,320
Speaker 1: Okay, so what's dating down for you? They're not as

1212
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:30,880
Speaker 1: or they have less money. I don't know because sometimes

1213
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:34,120
Speaker 1: sometimes sometimes ugly dick is good dick.

1214
01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:37,160
Speaker 2: I have heard, Yes, sometimes I have, I too have

1215
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:39,880
Speaker 2: heard as well, and sometimes broke dick and it's like

1216
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:42,000
Speaker 2: an attest to broke dick is good dick.

1217
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:43,880
Speaker 1: So it's like what is down?

1218
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:48,160
Speaker 2: But as somebody who's had, you know, a dick attached

1219
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:50,920
Speaker 2: to a man, a dick that's been attached to you know,

1220
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:54,240
Speaker 2: a wall, dick is dick. So you need to subtract

1221
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:56,080
Speaker 2: the dick and find the good person.

1222
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:58,880
Speaker 1: You need to attract the dick and add a good person.

1223
01:00:59,160 --> 01:01:03,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, just gid, just just get worry about the person. Okay,

1224
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:09,200
Speaker 2: stop stop putting it on the penis girl, It's just

1225
01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:11,000
Speaker 2: it's just an object.

1226
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:18,640
Speaker 1: City. You gotta be high. It's the last sixty two

1227
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:20,880
Speaker 1: minutes have been so much for me.

1228
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:22,920
Speaker 2: Why Jared don't you agree?

1229
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:25,360
Speaker 1: I do one.

1230
01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:28,440
Speaker 4: I've never been like a penis guy. I don't care

1231
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:31,040
Speaker 4: as long as I have when it's fine. I I

1232
01:01:31,240 --> 01:01:33,240
Speaker 4: you know, I hear all the time about like his

1233
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:36,080
Speaker 4: penis was this small. I've never once in my life

1234
01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:38,560
Speaker 4: seen a penis that was too small. They're always humongous,

1235
01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:40,240
Speaker 4: and I'm like, where the fuck is that supposed to.

1236
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:42,240
Speaker 2: Go, Jared, I heard I heard that you was slanging

1237
01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:44,400
Speaker 2: that that thing is thanging. That's what I heard.

1238
01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:45,560
Speaker 1: That thing is thinking.

1239
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:46,520
Speaker 4: Did you hear that?

1240
01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:48,400
Speaker 1: That's what I heard. That's what the streets are saying.

1241
01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:49,720
Speaker 1: That's what the streets are saying.

1242
01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:51,560
Speaker 4: All right, I'll neither confirm or deny.

1243
01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:53,160
Speaker 1: What come on now?

1244
01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:57,600
Speaker 4: Oh no, I mean I feel good. I feel good.

1245
01:01:57,920 --> 01:01:58,200
Speaker 1: Okay.

1246
01:01:59,160 --> 01:02:01,080
Speaker 4: I mean here's a thing you did. You did share

1247
01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:03,760
Speaker 4: at the very top, So I guess it's only fair

1248
01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:05,440
Speaker 4: for me to say that, yeah, things are good.

1249
01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:07,200
Speaker 2: That thing is that thang we dang.

1250
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,040
Speaker 4: What's cool about my dick is that it looks like

1251
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:17,880
Speaker 4: a dildo. Like it's like it's like devoid of character,

1252
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:20,919
Speaker 4: Like there's no surprises, like when you think of a dildo,

1253
01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:22,840
Speaker 4: whatever you just thought of, that's what it looks like.

1254
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:23,680
Speaker 1: It's just like.

1255
01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:27,480
Speaker 2: It's very vainy.

1256
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:31,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like there's no like there's no like weird shapes

1257
01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:35,560
Speaker 4: or angles or norks. Yeah, there's just nothing that.

1258
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:38,480
Speaker 1: It's just like, So you've got a pretty peen good

1259
01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:38,760
Speaker 1: for you.

1260
01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:42,400
Speaker 4: I really can I tell One time, Okay, one time,

1261
01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:44,480
Speaker 4: I was like I was like dming with this guy

1262
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:46,040
Speaker 4: who lives in New York for like months, but I

1263
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:48,120
Speaker 4: was here in LA and then finally like I'm in

1264
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:51,959
Speaker 4: New York. We meet up. He's really cute. We start

1265
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:55,560
Speaker 4: hooking up. He before he takes his dick out, he

1266
01:02:55,640 --> 01:02:57,760
Speaker 4: tells me people tell me I have a really pretty dick.

1267
01:02:58,480 --> 01:03:01,160
Speaker 4: And I was like, okay, let's see. And he takes

1268
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:04,640
Speaker 4: it out and I go, that looks like mine.

1269
01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:07,840
Speaker 2: Wow, twins what and he goes, take your dick.

1270
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,120
Speaker 4: So I take my dick out and he goes, oh

1271
01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:10,640
Speaker 4: my god, it.

1272
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:13,240
Speaker 3: Oh my god. It's like a parent trap moment and.

1273
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:21,000
Speaker 4: Looked so similar. His was bigger, but almost exactly a lie.

1274
01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:24,760
Speaker 4: And it was very weird because he was bragging about himself,

1275
01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:27,320
Speaker 4: going my dick is pretty. And then I said, wait,

1276
01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:29,120
Speaker 4: my dick looks like your dick, and he goes, well,

1277
01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:31,600
Speaker 4: let's see, and then he agreed. He goes, your dick

1278
01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:32,680
Speaker 4: does look like my dick.

1279
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:35,640
Speaker 2: So come on, Jess, Jared, I love it.

1280
01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:38,880
Speaker 4: By the transitive property, I have a beautiful dick.

1281
01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:39,600
Speaker 1: Wow.

1282
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:42,040
Speaker 2: Well, if you want to drop that in the chat

1283
01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:43,080
Speaker 2: over here, that'll be nice.

1284
01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:45,040
Speaker 1: Honestly, I don't think you could drop it anywhere. You

1285
01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:46,959
Speaker 1: could just drop your pants. So we can see because

1286
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:48,520
Speaker 1: Sydney has dropped hers.

1287
01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:53,000
Speaker 2: Okay, that was like an hour ago. Guys, that's literally

1288
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:56,680
Speaker 2: just let the past be the past. I did that

1289
01:03:56,880 --> 01:04:03,920
Speaker 2: to reset the room. I reset in the room and

1290
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:05,200
Speaker 2: the vibe of the pod.

1291
01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:08,160
Speaker 1: You didn't reset anything, says you said the tone with.

1292
01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:13,000
Speaker 5: Jared.

1293
01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:15,919
Speaker 2: I don't know if you, you know, cleared the name

1294
01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:18,880
Speaker 2: of people who complain a lot, because I just I

1295
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:22,800
Speaker 2: just feel like you didn't do You didn't really complain,

1296
01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:26,320
Speaker 2: you know, like you were you were kind of cool

1297
01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:26,640
Speaker 2: with it.

1298
01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:30,280
Speaker 4: That was my plan all along.

1299
01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:32,200
Speaker 1: M I'm not doing that.

1300
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:38,720
Speaker 2: Why did andrew complaint seem to blow everyone out the water.

1301
01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:40,840
Speaker 1: Because Andrew had a valid complaint.

1302
01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:43,800
Speaker 2: He was upset at this lady that's dying.

1303
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:44,640
Speaker 7: Now.

1304
01:04:44,680 --> 01:04:46,960
Speaker 2: If that's not white privilege, you're mad.

1305
01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:51,240
Speaker 3: Because I can already hear the comments that are like,

1306
01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:54,240
Speaker 3: why why is he like talking about Hila?

1307
01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:58,000
Speaker 1: No, he wasn't talking about he was talking about Clara.

1308
01:04:59,240 --> 01:04:59,640
Speaker 4: Validate.

1309
01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:04,480
Speaker 3: But Sheila is verbally abusive to her nurse.

1310
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:04,560
Speaker 4: So I.

1311
01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:08,560
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold on. Is her nurse black

1312
01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:09,000
Speaker 1: or white?

1313
01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:10,120
Speaker 3: She is hispanic?

1314
01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:12,680
Speaker 1: Oh well then we don't like Sheila. She's problematic.

1315
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:13,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's problematic.

1316
01:05:14,360 --> 01:05:15,560
Speaker 1: She got it. That's wrong.

1317
01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:17,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, that's.

1318
01:05:17,120 --> 01:05:23,720
Speaker 2: Wrong, unless unless the nurse voted for Trump. No, n

1319
01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:27,280
Speaker 2: you think it's Latinos for trum, Yeah, it's Latino's for Trump.

1320
01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:32,200
Speaker 2: Then she's Clara, she's coing.

1321
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:34,200
Speaker 3: She came to cry to me one time and I

1322
01:05:34,240 --> 01:05:37,360
Speaker 3: felt so bad after it. It was a very y

1323
01:05:37,360 --> 01:05:38,440
Speaker 3: I need to get out of this building.

1324
01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:38,920
Speaker 1: I hate it.

1325
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:39,680
Speaker 3: It is haunted.

1326
01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:41,400
Speaker 2: Well, thank god she's dying.

1327
01:05:42,960 --> 01:05:44,520
Speaker 1: Well, it's haunted. That's all the plants died.

1328
01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:46,640
Speaker 3: It is a graveyard.

1329
01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:49,920
Speaker 1: It's an elephant graveyard.

1330
01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:55,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jared, wait, I know there's Hey.

1331
01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:56,920
Speaker 1: Is there Sidney really want to get a complaint of it?

1332
01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:59,560
Speaker 1: Is there? Is there a sixty second complaint from you?

1333
01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:02,440
Speaker 2: Is there anything in comedy that you want to complain about?

1334
01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:09,000
Speaker 2: Or TikTokers people on Twitter? An's just stories people?

1335
01:06:10,120 --> 01:06:12,160
Speaker 4: Anybody here is a comedian.

1336
01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:17,400
Speaker 2: Who is stealing bits?

1337
01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:18,680
Speaker 1: Yes? Who is it?

1338
01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:26,800
Speaker 4: Okay, this is even worse. This comedian is recording fake

1339
01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:29,440
Speaker 4: videos of himself doing stand up in front of a

1340
01:06:29,480 --> 01:06:33,680
Speaker 4: green screen and making it look like these are like

1341
01:06:33,760 --> 01:06:36,960
Speaker 4: his his his stand up clips on TikTok But you

1342
01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:40,840
Speaker 4: can so tell that it's it's a it's a laugh track.

1343
01:06:41,160 --> 01:06:44,200
Speaker 4: It's a green screen behind him, the whole thing. He's

1344
01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:45,600
Speaker 4: just presenting it as if it's stand out.

1345
01:06:45,680 --> 01:06:48,160
Speaker 2: Well, that's a lot of people's specials. Just hands up,

1346
01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:52,480
Speaker 2: just you know, there's laugh tracks on it. So I

1347
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:55,440
Speaker 2: just saying, maybe maybe he's onto something.

1348
01:06:56,160 --> 01:06:57,200
Speaker 1: Maybe it's maybe lean.

1349
01:06:58,160 --> 01:07:00,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's my that's my comedy complaint. I can't believe

1350
01:07:00,920 --> 01:07:01,640
Speaker 4: that that's happening.

1351
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:03,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, that I mean, is he blowing up?

1352
01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:05,960
Speaker 4: Is he viral or he is like super viral, like

1353
01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:06,800
Speaker 4: super super.

1354
01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:09,200
Speaker 2: Dropped, the name dropped, the name dropped, the name in

1355
01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:12,680
Speaker 2: the chat, I will wait, I gotta, I gotta you

1356
01:07:12,720 --> 01:07:13,280
Speaker 2: don't you don't have.

1357
01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:15,200
Speaker 3: It by him or any of the comments like we

1358
01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:16,920
Speaker 3: know this is a green screen, or like how are

1359
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:18,160
Speaker 3: you the only person that's in the No.

1360
01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:23,240
Speaker 4: I'm not. He was brought to my attention from another commediant.

1361
01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:25,960
Speaker 4: It okay, So I think it's like comedians know. And

1362
01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:28,080
Speaker 4: also he's kind of like a broie guy, so it's

1363
01:07:28,160 --> 01:07:30,680
Speaker 4: like he's not really someone that like we really think

1364
01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:33,480
Speaker 4: about or care about. It is crazy to see it

1365
01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:35,120
Speaker 4: because you watch it and you go, this is fake

1366
01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:40,120
Speaker 4: and he has millions of you know, all the TikTok oh.

1367
01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:43,600
Speaker 1: No, we don't like that. But people are on TikTok.

1368
01:07:43,640 --> 01:07:45,760
Speaker 1: They're not the brightest in the bunch. We've seen them dance,

1369
01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:57,120
Speaker 1: that's a fact. Yeah, they're not intelligent, inteligent. I feel

1370
01:07:57,120 --> 01:07:59,680
Speaker 1: like I wanted to complain about something else, but I'm

1371
01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:04,000
Speaker 1: trying to complain less really, you know, I feel like that.

1372
01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:07,880
Speaker 1: I feel like when you complain, it's like, uh, I

1373
01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:10,640
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know. I'm trying to do different

1374
01:08:10,680 --> 01:08:11,000
Speaker 1: things this.

1375
01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:12,040
Speaker 3: I like to.

1376
01:08:12,200 --> 01:08:14,840
Speaker 1: I think it's good to complain and get it out

1377
01:08:14,840 --> 01:08:16,840
Speaker 1: when you need to get it out, but I don't

1378
01:08:16,920 --> 01:08:19,240
Speaker 1: like to, like do well on that stuff too much

1379
01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:21,519
Speaker 1: out loud anyway. Like that's what my brain is for,

1380
01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:26,200
Speaker 1: you know, complaining, screaming about everything that is terrible. But

1381
01:08:27,439 --> 01:08:31,560
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yes, no, just me.

1382
01:08:31,720 --> 01:08:36,320
Speaker 4: I complain. I complain about all the time, all the.

1383
01:08:36,360 --> 01:08:38,639
Speaker 1: Magician, Wizard, the game, the gay wizard.

1384
01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:46,800
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, okay, the one that kept walking while you

1385
01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:48,719
Speaker 2: were visibly having a podcast.

1386
01:08:51,200 --> 01:08:55,680
Speaker 5: He's a lovely, lovely person now I could talk shit about.

1387
01:08:55,680 --> 01:08:57,719
Speaker 1: For the rest of my life.

1388
01:08:58,720 --> 01:09:04,240
Speaker 2: Is the person a non comedian, non comedian talks to.

1389
01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:08,760
Speaker 5: Me every day about what I could never tell you.

1390
01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:15,400
Speaker 5: I'm sweetest, sweetest guy. Wow, if I never saw him again,

1391
01:09:17,080 --> 01:09:18,120
Speaker 5: I love to say more.

1392
01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:21,479
Speaker 1: Moment we're having. Should we do a whole episode like

1393
01:09:21,560 --> 01:09:22,040
Speaker 1: this one day?

1394
01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:23,000
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1395
01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:31,280
Speaker 1: Why why is he your? I was trying. It was

1396
01:09:31,479 --> 01:09:32,960
Speaker 1: so I was really trying.

1397
01:09:33,120 --> 01:09:33,639
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

1398
01:09:33,880 --> 01:09:35,559
Speaker 1: She's like, is he still here?

1399
01:09:40,520 --> 01:09:41,800
Speaker 4: We met on Greg's list.

1400
01:09:42,200 --> 01:09:44,280
Speaker 1: Oh, it's your fault.

1401
01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:46,439
Speaker 5: It's an arranged marriage of swords.

1402
01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:50,240
Speaker 1: Okay, well this is what you get. Well, who lived

1403
01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:50,679
Speaker 1: there first?

1404
01:09:54,479 --> 01:09:56,839
Speaker 5: I'm in charge castle.

1405
01:09:57,880 --> 01:10:00,280
Speaker 2: Well, if it's your apartment, then I would be loud.

1406
01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:01,160
Speaker 2: I wouldn't even care.

1407
01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:05,639
Speaker 5: Yeah, because one time, okay, this is something to complain about.

1408
01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:10,400
Speaker 5: This one time the fire alarm went off. The smoke

1409
01:10:10,439 --> 01:10:13,960
Speaker 5: alarm so loud. You know how loud they are four

1410
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:16,360
Speaker 5: in the morning. They never go off at four pm.

1411
01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:20,920
Speaker 5: They only go off at four am. It is screaming

1412
01:10:21,240 --> 01:10:25,519
Speaker 5: for half an hour right next to his bedroom. Never

1413
01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:30,360
Speaker 5: came out me one and you know he's away. Yeah,

1414
01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:33,960
Speaker 5: there's no way. I'm on the phone with my mom

1415
01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:35,599
Speaker 5: and dad. I'm screaming at them.

1416
01:10:35,640 --> 01:10:36,360
Speaker 1: They're screaming at me.

1417
01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:40,799
Speaker 5: I'm screaming at the thing is Mayhem at four am

1418
01:10:41,080 --> 01:10:41,799
Speaker 5: until four.

1419
01:10:41,640 --> 01:10:44,880
Speaker 6: And thirty am, And he never came up, not.

1420
01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:50,640
Speaker 5: Never, And from that day I said, I will podcast

1421
01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:53,880
Speaker 5: at any hour, at any time.

1422
01:10:58,240 --> 01:11:01,559
Speaker 2: Why didn't you lead it with this? Yeah, this is great,

1423
01:11:01,680 --> 01:11:02,320
Speaker 2: this is great.

1424
01:11:02,479 --> 01:11:04,760
Speaker 4: You should have just led to get there. Okay, okay,

1425
01:11:04,840 --> 01:11:07,559
Speaker 4: it has to be authentic, No, we have That's another

1426
01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:10,479
Speaker 4: clause of the complaining. We has to come from God.

1427
01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:13,479
Speaker 2: We had to put so much lube on this pod

1428
01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:18,559
Speaker 2: for you to get this comfortable. That is I'm upset.

1429
01:11:18,880 --> 01:11:21,519
Speaker 1: I'm honestly, I do want to complain about you being

1430
01:11:21,560 --> 01:11:26,439
Speaker 1: the complaining expert. You when I said, Jared, what do

1431
01:11:26,479 --> 01:11:28,120
Speaker 1: you want to be the expert? And you were like complaining,

1432
01:11:28,280 --> 01:11:29,320
Speaker 1: I do that all day long.

1433
01:11:29,680 --> 01:11:31,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, what would you What would you say, I'm

1434
01:11:31,360 --> 01:11:33,000
Speaker 4: the expert in uh.

1435
01:11:33,840 --> 01:11:35,560
Speaker 1: I don't know, making us wait for an hour and

1436
01:11:35,600 --> 01:11:36,240
Speaker 1: twelve minutes.

1437
01:11:38,840 --> 01:11:41,719
Speaker 2: I would say, Jared, you are the expert in making friends.

1438
01:11:42,439 --> 01:11:46,920
Speaker 2: You're very friendly in the community. Like when I when

1439
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:50,559
Speaker 2: I'm fine, I think it's between me and you. When

1440
01:11:50,600 --> 01:11:52,920
Speaker 2: there's a post that goes up, it's either I'm going

1441
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:55,439
Speaker 2: to have a comment first, or you'll have a comment.

1442
01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:59,479
Speaker 2: But most times, most times we both have a comment

1443
01:11:59,560 --> 01:12:00,759
Speaker 2: on some one's posts.

1444
01:12:01,840 --> 01:12:04,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm always looking to see your comments.

1445
01:12:04,960 --> 01:12:08,600
Speaker 2: I always see yours. It's almost like Instagram lets me

1446
01:12:08,680 --> 01:12:10,280
Speaker 2: know that you made a comment, and I have to

1447
01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:10,920
Speaker 2: see it first.

1448
01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:13,240
Speaker 4: The algorithm is bringing us together.

1449
01:12:13,400 --> 01:12:15,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's another reason why I had to bring you

1450
01:12:15,439 --> 01:12:17,840
Speaker 2: on the pod, because I just kept seeing your name

1451
01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:19,880
Speaker 2: and I was like, well, wait, Jared hasn't been on.

1452
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:22,840
Speaker 1: I can't believe you hadn't been on the podcast before.

1453
01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:26,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's a that's our bad. We're trash. Look,

1454
01:12:26,920 --> 01:12:30,640
Speaker 2: you made me wait and I made Yeah, that's the

1455
01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:32,720
Speaker 2: team that this is you getting back at us for

1456
01:12:32,840 --> 01:12:34,599
Speaker 2: waiting for the payback.

1457
01:12:35,080 --> 01:12:40,559
Speaker 1: Yeah that's fine, Jared.

1458
01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:43,000
Speaker 2: People we're gonna post your picture and it doesn't matter

1459
01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:45,840
Speaker 2: because everyone's gonna slide on your dms and they're like, wait,

1460
01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:50,240
Speaker 2: you're single, but you're so attractive and funny and smart.

1461
01:12:50,680 --> 01:12:53,479
Speaker 1: They're gonna ask questions about the Magician Wizard.

1462
01:12:53,840 --> 01:12:56,840
Speaker 2: Yeah you made so they're gonna for those questions, and

1463
01:12:56,920 --> 01:12:59,200
Speaker 2: then they're gonna ask can we see it? And you

1464
01:12:59,280 --> 01:13:02,880
Speaker 2: already know what they want to see, and when they

1465
01:13:02,960 --> 01:13:04,760
Speaker 2: want to see it, it's you better send them a

1466
01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:10,880
Speaker 2: picture of the shoe. The shoe, the shoes. Yeah, oh no,

1467
01:13:11,120 --> 01:13:12,639
Speaker 2: that's not what we were talking about were talking about

1468
01:13:12,640 --> 01:13:14,519
Speaker 2: the no no no, but I'm saying they were gonna

1469
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:15,320
Speaker 2: be like, can we see it?

1470
01:13:15,439 --> 01:13:19,599
Speaker 1: And you send them a picture of the shoe. That's

1471
01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:19,920
Speaker 1: the key.

1472
01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:23,360
Speaker 4: Key. I only said, I've only sent one Dick pic

1473
01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:26,639
Speaker 4: and it was like ten years ago.

1474
01:13:26,760 --> 01:13:27,960
Speaker 2: Yeah you're famous now, babe.

1475
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:29,200
Speaker 1: You can't be doing another stunts.

1476
01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:29,400
Speaker 3: I know.

1477
01:13:29,640 --> 01:13:31,799
Speaker 1: But you have a perfect do you have a perfect

1478
01:13:31,920 --> 01:13:34,680
Speaker 1: pretty penis and you've only sent one dig pic? Is

1479
01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:35,600
Speaker 1: that what you still send it?

1480
01:13:35,680 --> 01:13:35,800
Speaker 3: Now?

1481
01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:37,960
Speaker 4: Look, here's the thing. This is the thing. You know

1482
01:13:38,040 --> 01:13:40,800
Speaker 4: they say the camera adds ten pounds not to Dick pics.

1483
01:13:41,640 --> 01:13:44,000
Speaker 4: Whenever you're looking at the picture, I'm like, this can't

1484
01:13:44,040 --> 01:13:46,519
Speaker 4: be right. Like I've never taken a picture of it

1485
01:13:46,680 --> 01:13:49,000
Speaker 4: that that felt like this is doing me justice.

1486
01:13:49,200 --> 01:13:50,680
Speaker 1: You gotta get a ring light. You gotta put the

1487
01:13:50,720 --> 01:13:54,519
Speaker 1: penis on the ring light. Don't get it. Don't do

1488
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:56,160
Speaker 1: it with fluorescent lighting. It's gonna make it.

1489
01:13:56,160 --> 01:13:59,080
Speaker 2: Look no fluorescentesce. I've never taken a picture in a

1490
01:13:59,120 --> 01:14:01,559
Speaker 2: fluorescent lighting and be like, yeah, my tits look good.

1491
01:14:01,720 --> 01:14:06,000
Speaker 1: Now. It's too harsh for the for the body, for

1492
01:14:06,120 --> 01:14:07,040
Speaker 1: the for the female.

1493
01:14:08,240 --> 01:14:10,760
Speaker 4: I'll put it next to a lava l get some sex, lights,

1494
01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:17,360
Speaker 4: get some sex. Could you imagine that? Would that would

1495
01:14:17,400 --> 01:14:17,960
Speaker 4: be a curse?

1496
01:14:18,560 --> 01:14:20,280
Speaker 2: Marie, you look like myka.

1497
01:14:21,120 --> 01:14:22,880
Speaker 1: You don't have a Baska Sydney. Don't do that.

1498
01:14:26,320 --> 01:14:28,000
Speaker 3: He looks like girl.

1499
01:14:28,320 --> 01:14:35,040
Speaker 1: She's in heaven. Yes, Jared, Oh what you called? You

1500
01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:40,200
Speaker 1: called your grandma your NANAA.

1501
01:14:40,240 --> 01:14:40,479
Speaker 4: I did?

1502
01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:41,439
Speaker 1: Okay and she called you.

1503
01:14:47,920 --> 01:14:54,360
Speaker 2: Stress Jared? Before we leave, Okay, since you did like

1504
01:14:55,000 --> 01:15:00,680
Speaker 2: subpar in this complaining department, do you have like any tips?

1505
01:15:00,960 --> 01:15:05,799
Speaker 2: Three tips on like how to be a fabulous, fabulous complainer,

1506
01:15:05,920 --> 01:15:08,400
Speaker 2: a better complainer than you than me?

1507
01:15:08,640 --> 01:15:08,840
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1508
01:15:08,920 --> 01:15:13,080
Speaker 4: Okay, yes. First tip is be kind to yourself and

1509
01:15:13,200 --> 01:15:16,679
Speaker 4: let yourself complain. You're not a monster. You're just having

1510
01:15:16,720 --> 01:15:17,040
Speaker 4: a day.

1511
01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:17,720
Speaker 2: Oh.

1512
01:15:17,960 --> 01:15:20,920
Speaker 4: Second tip a day, Fine, you're just having a day.

1513
01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:25,679
Speaker 4: Find a find a safe space, find the right people

1514
01:15:27,040 --> 01:15:30,800
Speaker 4: for which you can complain. Maybe find some people who

1515
01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:34,080
Speaker 4: will support your complaining and not say that you're complaining

1516
01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:38,720
Speaker 4: with subpar. Maybe find some people who will uplift you. Know,

1517
01:15:38,840 --> 01:15:41,240
Speaker 4: if your complaining is kind of small, that's that's not

1518
01:15:41,400 --> 01:15:43,559
Speaker 4: you know, doesn't mean weak. It means like a little baby, like, oh,

1519
01:15:43,640 --> 01:15:46,080
Speaker 4: your little complaints are cute. So if you can find

1520
01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:50,120
Speaker 4: someone to support you're complaining, that would be good too.

1521
01:15:50,600 --> 01:15:53,840
Speaker 4: And then the third tip for complaining is breathe through

1522
01:15:53,880 --> 01:15:59,120
Speaker 4: your diaphragm, unless.

1523
01:15:59,640 --> 01:16:04,160
Speaker 5: You're mate can hear. And then you want to whisper

1524
01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:06,960
Speaker 5: right up on the mic, just like.

1525
01:16:07,080 --> 01:16:11,479
Speaker 1: This out when the alarm, the fire alarm stopped ringing,

1526
01:16:11,560 --> 01:16:14,280
Speaker 1: you opened his door and chucked it into his room.

1527
01:16:18,640 --> 01:16:20,040
Speaker 4: Can you actually believe that you should?

1528
01:16:20,479 --> 01:16:24,000
Speaker 2: You should actually try. You should actually put fire underneath

1529
01:16:24,040 --> 01:16:27,200
Speaker 2: the fire alarm so it could go off, and then

1530
01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:28,920
Speaker 2: just let it and just let it rock.

1531
01:16:29,080 --> 01:16:30,920
Speaker 4: Sit in a chair right underneath it.

1532
01:16:31,439 --> 01:16:34,639
Speaker 1: And see what he does, smoking a capri like a long.

1533
01:16:36,040 --> 01:16:36,640
Speaker 2: I dare you?

1534
01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:40,400
Speaker 1: And in the rocking chair, you're just like, well, you

1535
01:16:40,520 --> 01:16:40,960
Speaker 1: long enough.

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01:16:41,240 --> 01:16:44,880
Speaker 2: And it's hilarious because it's so funny that we're mentioning

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01:16:45,040 --> 01:16:48,160
Speaker 2: this because our next guest on the podcast is your roommate.

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01:16:48,240 --> 01:16:50,400
Speaker 1: That's insane. We'll be back to back.

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01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:57,280
Speaker 4: Don't believe anything she says.

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01:16:58,640 --> 01:17:03,280
Speaker 1: I love this anyway. I'm actually kind of tired. Yeah

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01:17:03,400 --> 01:17:03,680
Speaker 1: me too.

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01:17:04,479 --> 01:17:06,680
Speaker 2: Yeah I'm not, but you know what I mean, Like,

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01:17:07,040 --> 01:17:08,960
Speaker 2: it's time, it's time to wrap it up, because this

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01:17:09,120 --> 01:17:10,240
Speaker 2: is we went long.

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01:17:10,360 --> 01:17:11,959
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're almost going.

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01:17:11,880 --> 01:17:15,519
Speaker 2: An hour and a half with Jared Goldstein. We're making

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01:17:15,600 --> 01:17:16,559
Speaker 2: up for lost time.

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Speaker 1: Sydney.

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01:17:19,040 --> 01:17:21,200
Speaker 4: Oh my god, wait, can I say your last episode

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01:17:21,479 --> 01:17:24,160
Speaker 4: where it was just the two of you together at

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01:17:24,240 --> 01:17:26,200
Speaker 4: like four in the morning and you were trying to

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01:17:26,280 --> 01:17:30,000
Speaker 4: fill the time. That was cinematic. That's a movie. I

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01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:31,240
Speaker 4: want to watch that as a movie.

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01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:33,639
Speaker 1: That was so we were trying to fill the time.

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01:17:33,720 --> 01:17:35,080
Speaker 1: I don't even remember what we were talking about.

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01:17:35,120 --> 01:17:37,360
Speaker 4: I loved that episode. Andrew I wasn't there.

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01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:39,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was That was one one of the reviews

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01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:43,000
Speaker 3: says I loved this episode. Andrew wasn't there.

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01:17:47,439 --> 01:17:48,360
Speaker 1: Where's that review?

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01:17:48,479 --> 01:17:50,080
Speaker 3: I think I think it was like on a comment

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01:17:50,280 --> 01:17:52,920
Speaker 3: or something. Yeah, like he wasn't like like he was

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01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:55,759
Speaker 3: like naming like Marie did this, Sydney did this. Andrew

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01:17:55,880 --> 01:17:57,080
Speaker 3: wasn't there, And I was like.

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01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:05,400
Speaker 4: You're talking, you're talking about funeral. Yeah, that was such

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01:18:05,560 --> 01:18:06,200
Speaker 4: a good episode.

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01:18:06,240 --> 01:18:07,400
Speaker 1: It was good. It was good.

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01:18:07,479 --> 01:18:10,439
Speaker 4: You were singing. You kept singing the whole episode.

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01:18:10,479 --> 01:18:13,200
Speaker 1: Said well whole milk for your whole lass.

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01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:17,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, we had a good time. You know what, let

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01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:20,720
Speaker 2: me repost that tomorrow so people because I didn't post that,

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01:18:21,600 --> 01:18:24,160
Speaker 2: thanks Jarrett Art. You know what, we might have to

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01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:26,160
Speaker 2: do a part two, and just have you come back

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01:18:26,240 --> 01:18:29,639
Speaker 2: as another expert because this one. You're not a complainer friend.

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01:18:30,280 --> 01:18:31,439
Speaker 2: You're a good You're a good guy.

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01:18:32,600 --> 01:18:34,640
Speaker 4: I accept that. I do, except that and if I

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01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:35,760
Speaker 4: have to come back.

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01:18:37,200 --> 01:18:42,479
Speaker 2: But okay, do you gossip? I do? Yeah, but you

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01:18:42,520 --> 01:18:43,720
Speaker 2: didn't give me no gossip and.

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01:18:44,360 --> 01:18:46,679
Speaker 4: Just a podcast that's not safe.

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01:18:47,479 --> 01:18:49,960
Speaker 1: I feel that's crazy. If you were being too politically

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01:18:50,080 --> 01:18:53,320
Speaker 1: correct you were, Yeah, we got you. You are like

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01:18:53,800 --> 01:19:00,240
Speaker 1: close friends, complainer clo gossip like you're on this. I

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01:19:00,320 --> 01:19:00,600
Speaker 1: see it.

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01:19:00,920 --> 01:19:03,320
Speaker 2: Me and Marie have been doing this for years and

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01:19:03,439 --> 01:19:08,519
Speaker 2: we talk shit. Okay, people hate us, but they asked

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01:19:08,600 --> 01:19:10,200
Speaker 2: to be on the podcast, but they hate us.

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01:19:13,280 --> 01:19:15,040
Speaker 4: All right, I have something to look up to.

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01:19:15,240 --> 01:19:17,519
Speaker 2: Okay, Jared plug plug yourself?

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01:19:17,640 --> 01:19:18,240
Speaker 1: Where you at?

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01:19:18,400 --> 01:19:21,240
Speaker 2: Where can we find you? Your socials and whatnot?

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01:19:22,160 --> 01:19:25,080
Speaker 4: Yeah? Find me online at Hey Jared Hey.

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01:19:25,400 --> 01:19:29,960
Speaker 2: Hay, Jared Hey, Hey, Jared Hey. And if you love

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01:19:30,200 --> 01:19:33,400
Speaker 2: Jared and you want to see, you know, beautiful things

1594
01:19:33,439 --> 01:19:36,280
Speaker 2: from him, I need you to put some palm trees

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01:19:36,360 --> 01:19:40,960
Speaker 2: under his last photo. That'd be cute, m oh, I

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01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:43,960
Speaker 2: would love that. Please do it the last photo or

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01:19:44,520 --> 01:19:46,479
Speaker 2: or the photo where you think that you can maybe

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01:19:46,479 --> 01:19:47,360
Speaker 2: see a print.

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01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:51,840
Speaker 4: And ooh, actually stay tuned this week because the print

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Speaker 4: is coming.

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01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:55,439
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I would love to see your pretty ricky

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01:19:55,520 --> 01:19:56,320
Speaker 2: ricky ricky.

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01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:00,640
Speaker 4: What I call it?

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01:20:02,200 --> 01:20:07,200
Speaker 2: All Right, Well we again, we've outdid ourselves, Marie. No fights.

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01:20:08,760 --> 01:20:11,439
Speaker 1: This was a smooth one, Sidney. I don't fight with you.

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01:20:11,560 --> 01:20:13,840
Speaker 1: I don't understand where you coming up, why you want

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01:20:13,880 --> 01:20:14,280
Speaker 1: to build that.

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01:20:14,360 --> 01:20:17,200
Speaker 2: False It's not a false narrative that the people have

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01:20:17,320 --> 01:20:19,720
Speaker 2: put it in the comments that we fight, Jarreed, do

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01:20:19,840 --> 01:20:20,280
Speaker 2: you agree?

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01:20:20,840 --> 01:20:21,120
Speaker 1: He does?

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01:20:21,840 --> 01:20:24,040
Speaker 4: I mean there was a Seminaryoki, but I think this

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01:20:24,240 --> 01:20:26,240
Speaker 4: is like that happens between friends.

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01:20:26,720 --> 01:20:28,800
Speaker 1: That happens like that happens a lot over.

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01:20:29,080 --> 01:20:31,240
Speaker 4: Okay, we'll talk about we'll talk about comedy. There's a

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01:20:31,280 --> 01:20:35,440
Speaker 4: lot of comedy duos that seem to be like perfect

1617
01:20:35,560 --> 01:20:38,720
Speaker 4: friends who are only in love and always obsessed with

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01:20:38,880 --> 01:20:41,920
Speaker 4: each other. And it's exhausting because it makes me feel

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01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:44,120
Speaker 4: bad because I go, well, I don't my friends and

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01:20:44,160 --> 01:20:47,400
Speaker 4: I don't get along that well always. So when I

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01:20:47,520 --> 01:20:52,080
Speaker 4: see your friendship being multifaceted like mine are, I go, oh,

1622
01:20:52,160 --> 01:20:54,439
Speaker 4: thank god, this is authentic fun.

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01:20:54,520 --> 01:20:56,800
Speaker 1: Fact, a lot of those comedy duos not even friends

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01:20:56,840 --> 01:20:57,559
Speaker 1: in real life.

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01:20:59,240 --> 01:21:02,719
Speaker 2: And that's the problem, Marie, we're fucking real friends. Let's

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01:21:02,760 --> 01:21:04,599
Speaker 2: hate each other so we could make this money.

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01:21:05,080 --> 01:21:07,639
Speaker 1: Okay, oh my god, wait.

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01:21:07,520 --> 01:21:09,439
Speaker 4: That actually would work if you did that for like

1629
01:21:09,720 --> 01:21:13,479
Speaker 4: a couple months. You like a like an animosity narrative

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01:21:13,680 --> 01:21:14,960
Speaker 4: just to get like more clicks.

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01:21:15,320 --> 01:21:18,280
Speaker 1: Oh okay, The producer expert.

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01:21:18,479 --> 01:21:23,240
Speaker 2: Oh well, well I'm a method actress, so I can't.

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01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:25,639
Speaker 2: I can't exude that unless it's real.

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01:21:25,840 --> 01:21:28,679
Speaker 1: So listen, I get exuded. Just give me the number

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01:21:28,720 --> 01:21:33,240
Speaker 1: of the figure it out.

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01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:39,679
Speaker 2: Okay, well you heard it here first, me and Marie

1637
01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:42,719
Speaker 2: are gonna We're gonna fight and make millions of dollars.

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01:21:42,840 --> 01:21:43,280
Speaker 1: I love this.

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01:21:43,920 --> 01:21:48,599
Speaker 2: I love this for us. Okay, guys, you you love us,

1640
01:21:48,800 --> 01:21:49,360
Speaker 2: you hate us?

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01:21:49,600 --> 01:21:52,439
Speaker 1: And now you can go? Bye? No, no, no, Before

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01:21:52,520 --> 01:21:55,479
Speaker 1: you go, did you leave a review? Did you rate us?

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01:21:56,360 --> 01:21:57,280
Speaker 2: Are you subscribing?

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01:21:58,560 --> 01:22:01,439
Speaker 1: Hello? Now you can go? Okay, okay.

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01:22:09,600 --> 01:22:14,080
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01:22:14,439 --> 01:22:20,960
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01:22:21,840 --> 01:22:25,800
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